Book of Love (2004) Movie Script

1
[insects buzzing]
[insects buzzing]
[exotic flute music]
[insects buzzing]
[exotic flute music]
[hard rock music]
[hard rock music]
[hard rock music]
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Wahh!
Wahh!
Insanity,
Wahh!
Insanity,
don't make a move, fool.
Insanity,
don't make a move, fool.
Out of the way.
Welcome to varsity, Chet.
Welcome to varsity, Chet.
You're a big boy now.
Welcome to varsity, Chet.
You're a big boy now.
You a big punk?
You're a big boy now.
You a big punk?
Huh?
You a big punk?
Huh?
[laughter]
Huh?
[laughter]
[laughter]
splash!
splash!
[laughter]
splash!
[laughter]
[coughs]
[laughter]
[coughs]
If you're a student, they
[coughs]
If you're a student, they
killed you.
If you're a student, they
killed you.
A doctor, lawyer, musician,
killed you.
A doctor, lawyer, musician,
artist--they killed you.
A doctor, lawyer, musician,
artist--they killed you.
They killed you if you could
artist--they killed you.
They killed you if you could
read, if you wore glasses.
They killed you if you could
read, if you wore glasses.
Why didn't people just take
read, if you wore glasses.
Why didn't people just take
off their glasses and hide them?
Why didn't people just take
off their glasses and hide them?
That's what I would have done.
off their glasses and hide them?
That's what I would have done.
And you might have gotten
That's what I would have done.
And you might have gotten
away with it.
And you might have gotten
away with it.
But many people were betrayed by
away with it.
But many people were betrayed by
colleagues, by neighbors,
But many people were betrayed by
colleagues, by neighbors,
sometimes even family.
colleagues, by neighbors,
sometimes even family.
Students turned in their
sometimes even family.
Students turned in their
teachers.
Students turned in their
teachers.
Mr. Walker?
teachers.
Mr. Walker?
Uh, yes--
Mr. Walker?
Uh, yes--
Heather.
Uh, yes--
Heather.
The Khmer Rouge were
Heather.
The Khmer Rouge were
Cambodians too?
The Khmer Rouge were
Cambodians too?
That's correct.
Cambodians too?
That's correct.
That's it.
That's correct.
That's it.
Thank you.
That's it.
Thank you.
Could you get the blinds,
Thank you.
Could you get the blinds,
please?
Could you get the blinds,
please?
The Khmer Rouge were a Communist
please?
The Khmer Rouge were a Communist
faction that grew in size and
The Khmer Rouge were a Communist
faction that grew in size and
power during the Vietnam War.
faction that grew in size and
power during the Vietnam War.
When they first marched through
power during the Vietnam War.
When they first marched through
Phnom Penh, they were greeted
When they first marched through
Phnom Penh, they were greeted
with cheers.
Phnom Penh, they were greeted
with cheers.
People believed that they were
with cheers.
People believed that they were
their liberators.
People believed that they were
their liberators.
But if they were Cambodians
their liberators.
But if they were Cambodians
too, why did they kill their own
But if they were Cambodians
too, why did they kill their own
people?
too, why did they kill their own
people?
That's a good question,
people?
That's a good question,
Heather, with a very complicated
That's a good question,
Heather, with a very complicated
answer.
Heather, with a very complicated
answer.
What's so complicated about
answer.
What's so complicated about
right and wrong?
What's so complicated about
right and wrong?
That is exactly the question
right and wrong?
That is exactly the question
that we are gonna try and answer
That is exactly the question
that we are gonna try and answer
this semester.
that we are gonna try and answer
this semester.
Please do not forget your fall
this semester.
Please do not forget your fall
reading list on your way out.
Please do not forget your fall
reading list on your way out.
If you have any questions or
reading list on your way out.
If you have any questions or
problems, my office hours are
If you have any questions or
problems, my office hours are
posted on your curriculum
problems, my office hours are
posted on your curriculum
sheets.
posted on your curriculum
sheets.
Please feel free to stop by.
[giggles slyly]
[giggles slyly]
Oh, come on.
[giggles slyly]
Oh, come on.
"Mr. Walker, what's so
Oh, come on.
"Mr. Walker, what's so
complicated about right and
"Mr. Walker, what's so
complicated about right and
wrong?"
complicated about right and
wrong?"
You're such a dork.
wrong?"
You're such a dork.
[somber country music]
You're such a dork.
[somber country music]
She fixed me a dinner
She fixed me a dinner
of sunflower seeds
She fixed me a dinner
of sunflower seeds
and ready-whipped topping
of sunflower seeds
and ready-whipped topping
inhalers.
and ready-whipped topping
inhalers.
And take me down South
inhalers.
And take me down South
with Hall and Oates
And take me down South
with Hall and Oates
in her mouth.
with Hall and Oates
in her mouth.
My first love,
in her mouth.
My first love,
my Joan Jett of Arc.
[sighs]
[sighs]
[mouthing words silently]
[sighs]
[mouthing words silently]
No, it's not negotiable.
[mouthing words silently]
No, it's not negotiable.
My black heart was heavy.
No, it's not negotiable.
My black heart was heavy.
Her mom's Cougar was fast
My black heart was heavy.
Her mom's Cougar was fast
as little pink houses
Her mom's Cougar was fast
as little pink houses
were whistled.
as little pink houses
were whistled.
And it was all you can eat
were whistled.
And it was all you can eat
at the Sizzler that night.
And it was all you can eat
at the Sizzler that night.
My steak-burning
at the Sizzler that night.
My steak-burning
Joan Jett of Arc.
My steak-burning
Joan Jett of Arc.
Joan Jett of Arc.
Okay, good.
Okay, good.
Mm-hmm.
And the shopping malls
And the shopping malls
and roller rinks
And the shopping malls
and roller rinks
all dim their lights.
and roller rinks
all dim their lights.
Cicadas and crickets
all dim their lights.
Cicadas and crickets
were silent.
Cicadas and crickets
were silent.
And train tracks
were silent.
And train tracks
like stitches
And train tracks
like stitches
skidding
like stitches
skidding
bicycle tires
skidding
bicycle tires
as I slipped
bicycle tires
as I slipped
in my Joan Jett of Arc.
as I slipped
in my Joan Jett of Arc.
As I slipped
in my Joan Jett of Arc.
As I slipped
in my Joan Jett of Arc.
As I slipped
in my Joan Jett of Arc.
Eh.
in my Joan Jett of Arc.
Eh.
[chuckles]
Eh.
[chuckles]
[chuckles]
[snickers]
[snickers]
[bell jingles]
[bell jingles]
The more I sweat, the wetter I
[bell jingles]
The more I sweat, the wetter I
get, the wetter I get, the
The more I sweat, the wetter I
get, the wetter I get, the
better I sweat.
get, the wetter I get, the
better I sweat.
I've bet you've never met a
better I sweat.
I've bet you've never met a
better, wetter sweater yet.
I've bet you've never met a
better, wetter sweater yet.
Emily Dickinson?
better, wetter sweater yet.
Emily Dickinson?
Yeah.
Emily Dickinson?
Yeah.
What'll it be, folks?
Yeah.
What'll it be, folks?
Folks?
What'll it be, folks?
Folks?
Uh, what flavors have you got
Folks?
Uh, what flavors have you got
today?
Uh, what flavors have you got
today?
Uh, French vanilla, mocha
today?
Uh, French vanilla, mocha
chip, peanut butter dream,
Uh, French vanilla, mocha
chip, peanut butter dream,
coconut--
chip, peanut butter dream,
coconut--
No fair looking.
coconut--
No fair looking.
Coconut cream, mint chip,
No fair looking.
Coconut cream, mint chip,
coffee fudge, hazelnut, green
Coconut cream, mint chip,
coffee fudge, hazelnut, green
tea, ginger, rocky road, mango,
coffee fudge, hazelnut, green
tea, ginger, rocky road, mango,
chocolate.
tea, ginger, rocky road, mango,
chocolate.
Mango.
chocolate.
Mango.
Is it real mango?
Mango.
Is it real mango?
What do you mean by "real"?
Is it real mango?
What do you mean by "real"?
I mean, do you make it here?
What do you mean by "real"?
I mean, do you make it here?
I don't make anything.
I mean, do you make it here?
I don't make anything.
I just scoop it.
I don't make anything.
I just scoop it.
I'll take a single scoop of
I just scoop it.
I'll take a single scoop of
mango, please.
There you go.
There you go.
Oh, thank you.
There you go.
Oh, thank you.
Just a glass of water.
Oh, thank you.
Just a glass of water.
Please.
Just a glass of water.
Please.
Air conditioner died.
Please.
Air conditioner died.
Why are you wearing a
Air conditioner died.
Why are you wearing a
sweatshirt?
Why are you wearing a
sweatshirt?
I don't know.
sweatshirt?
I don't know.
I should probably take it off.
I don't know.
I should probably take it off.
You should take it off.
I should probably take it off.
You should take it off.
Take it off.
Oh, come on.
Oh, come on.
Come on.
Oh, come on.
Come on.
What?
Come on.
What?
You always--she always
What?
You always--she always
does this.
You always--she always
does this.
I do.
does this.
I do.
Can I get another cone,
I do.
Can I get another cone,
please?
Can I get another cone,
please?
Yeah.
please?
Yeah.
Mango reminds me of Cambodia.
Yeah.
Mango reminds me of Cambodia.
We went on our honeymoon.
Mango reminds me of Cambodia.
We went on our honeymoon.
I went mad for mangoes.
We went on our honeymoon.
I went mad for mangoes.
They're still talking about
I went mad for mangoes.
They're still talking about
her in Phnom Penh.
They're still talking about
her in Phnom Penh.
Phnom Penh is the--
her in Phnom Penh.
Phnom Penh is the--
Capital of Cambodia since the
Phnom Penh is the--
Capital of Cambodia since the
15th century?
Capital of Cambodia since the
15th century?
Oh, we studied Southeast Asia
15th century?
Oh, we studied Southeast Asia
last year.
Oh, we studied Southeast Asia
last year.
I like history.
last year.
I like history.
I teach history.
I like history.
I teach history.
Cool.
I teach history.
Cool.
At the Royce Academy.
Cool.
At the Royce Academy.
It's a private girls' school.
At the Royce Academy.
It's a private girls' school.
Dave's a very gifted teacher.
It's a private girls' school.
Dave's a very gifted teacher.
Well, you are.
Dave's a very gifted teacher.
Well, you are.
He is.
Well, you are.
He is.
There you go.
He is.
There you go.
Oh, you didn't have to
Oh, you didn't have to
give me--
Aw, it's on the house.
give me--
Aw, it's on the house.
Oh, thank you, uh--
Aw, it's on the house.
Oh, thank you, uh--
Chet.
Oh, thank you, uh--
Chet.
You just made a friend for
Chet.
You just made a friend for
life.
You just made a friend for
life.
[chuckles]
life.
[chuckles]
[girls chatting outside]
[chuckles]
[girls chatting outside]
Mr. Walker?
[girls chatting outside]
Mr. Walker?
Yeah?
Mr. Walker?
Yeah?
I saw on TV that we won't
Yeah?
I saw on TV that we won't
support a ban on land mines, and
I saw on TV that we won't
support a ban on land mines, and
that article you gave us says
support a ban on land mines, and
that article you gave us says
that in Cambodia, every single
that article you gave us says
that in Cambodia, every single
day, someone, like, steps on a
that in Cambodia, every single
day, someone, like, steps on a
land mine, and it gets their
day, someone, like, steps on a
land mine, and it gets their
legs blown off.
land mine, and it gets their
legs blown off.
You know, like farmers and
legs blown off.
You know, like farmers and
children, and that makes
You know, like farmers and
children, and that makes
America--
children, and that makes
America--
a bad country, doesn't it?
America--
a bad country, doesn't it?
Well, you can't categorize a
a bad country, doesn't it?
Well, you can't categorize a
country or its people as simply
Well, you can't categorize a
country or its people as simply
good or bad.
country or its people as simply
good or bad.
There are contexts and
good or bad.
There are contexts and
circumstances.
There are contexts and
circumstances.
You sympathize with the
circumstances.
You sympathize with the
Cambodian people, right?
You sympathize with the
Cambodian people, right?
Of course I do.
Cambodian people, right?
Of course I do.
They're good people?
Of course I do.
They're good people?
They're so poor, they hardly
They're good people?
They're so poor, they hardly
have anything.
They're so poor, they hardly
have anything.
Most of the Khmer Rouge
have anything.
Most of the Khmer Rouge
soldiers were in fact Cambodian
Most of the Khmer Rouge
soldiers were in fact Cambodian
peasants who joined up out of
soldiers were in fact Cambodian
peasants who joined up out of
necessity, and they were
peasants who joined up out of
necessity, and they were
uneducated, hungry, afraid.
necessity, and they were
uneducated, hungry, afraid.
And how can anyone know what
uneducated, hungry, afraid.
And how can anyone know what
they'd do if someone held a gun
And how can anyone know what
they'd do if someone held a gun
to their head?
they'd do if someone held a gun
to their head?
Mr. Walker?
to their head?
Mr. Walker?
Yeah.
Mr. Walker?
Yeah.
Is your wife pretty?
[jangly rock music]
[jangly rock music]
Love is only
[jangly rock music]
Love is only
for the lovely,
Love is only
for the lovely,
and such
for the lovely,
and such
a glamorous thing
and such
a glamorous thing
to waste.
a glamorous thing
to waste.
Wait,
to waste.
Wait,
I have to fix my makeup.
Wait,
I have to fix my makeup.
Wait.
I have to fix my makeup.
Wait.
Elaine.
Elaine.
[giggles]
Elaine.
[giggles]
Straighten that leg you're
[giggles]
Straighten that leg you're
standing on, all right?
Straighten that leg you're
standing on, all right?
Don't sink in at the hip.
standing on, all right?
Don't sink in at the hip.
Lift up.
Don't sink in at the hip.
Lift up.
Up...
Lift up.
Up...
Up...
Up...
Up...
Good.
Up...
Good.
Come on, come on.
Good.
Come on, come on.
One more rep.
Come on, come on.
One more rep.
You got a cramp?
One more rep.
You got a cramp?
You're breaking your own record
You got a cramp?
You're breaking your own record
this morning back there.
You're breaking your own record
this morning back there.
Keep it up, buddy.
this morning back there.
Keep it up, buddy.
Full extension, full
Keep it up, buddy.
Full extension, full
extension.
Full extension, full
extension.
Come on, Rico.
extension.
Come on, Rico.
Come on.
Come on, Rico.
Come on.
1:35.
Come on.
1:35.
Yo.
1:35.
Yo.
Yo, Chet, wait up, man.
Yo.
Yo, Chet, wait up, man.
I'm waiting.
Yo, Chet, wait up, man.
I'm waiting.
I'm waiting.
I'm waiting.
I'm waiting.
Where you at, bro?
I'm waiting.
Where you at, bro?
Got to go to work.
[bells jingle]
[bells jingle]
Ice cream, ice cream.
[bells jingle]
Ice cream, ice cream.
I'm gonna swoon from this heat
Ice cream, ice cream.
I'm gonna swoon from this heat
if I don't have some ice cream
I'm gonna swoon from this heat
if I don't have some ice cream
immediately.
if I don't have some ice cream
immediately.
Hey, Dave.
immediately.
Hey, Dave.
Hey.
Hey, Dave.
Hey.
Elaine.
Hey.
Elaine.
At least, I was Elaine before
Elaine.
At least, I was Elaine before
this heat sucked all the
At least, I was Elaine before
this heat sucked all the
moisture from my body.
this heat sucked all the
moisture from my body.
[exhales]
moisture from my body.
[exhales]
You think I'm a mad old lady.
[exhales]
You think I'm a mad old lady.
No.
You think I'm a mad old lady.
No.
Well, no.
No.
Well, no.
Admit it.
Well, no.
Admit it.
I look ancient to you.
Admit it.
I look ancient to you.
No, I think you look--
I look ancient to you.
No, I think you look--
Guess.
No, I think you look--
Guess.
Guess what?
Guess.
Guess what?
My age.
Guess what?
My age.
Uh-oh.
My age.
Uh-oh.
I don't know.
Uh-oh.
I don't know.
I'm not really good at--
I don't know.
I'm not really good at--
No, come on--
I'm not really good at--
No, come on--
Okay, if you're wrong, our cones
No, come on--
Okay, if you're wrong, our cones
are free, and I'm gonna give you
Okay, if you're wrong, our cones
are free, and I'm gonna give you
a two-year handicap.
are free, and I'm gonna give you
a two-year handicap.
It'll be fun.
a two-year handicap.
It'll be fun.
Take your time.
It'll be fun.
Take your time.
I don't know, I mean--
Take your time.
I don't know, I mean--
30?
I don't know, I mean--
30?
[mock sighs]
30?
[mock sighs]
Start scooping.
[mock sighs]
Start scooping.
I told you I wasn't good at
Start scooping.
I told you I wasn't good at
ages.
I told you I wasn't good at
ages.
I'm 27.
ages.
I'm 27.
[chuckles]
I'm 27.
[chuckles]
[clears throat]
[chuckles]
[clears throat]
Yeah, I suppose there's not
[clears throat]
Yeah, I suppose there's not
much difference between 27 and
Yeah, I suppose there's not
much difference between 27 and
30 in the eyes of a kid, right?
much difference between 27 and
30 in the eyes of a kid, right?
I'm not a kid.
30 in the eyes of a kid, right?
I'm not a kid.
I'm 16.
I'm not a kid.
I'm 16.
Oh.
I'm 16.
Oh.
Almost 16.
Oh.
Almost 16.
A double coconut-mango.
Almost 16.
A double coconut-mango.
I'll have a peach, please.
A double coconut-mango.
I'll have a peach, please.
I'm 28.
I'll have a peach, please.
I'm 28.
Just.
I'm 28.
Just.
We'll eat in here.
Just.
We'll eat in here.
I don't want to drip all over
We'll eat in here.
I don't want to drip all over
the car.
I don't want to drip all over
the car.
Okay.
the car.
Okay.
Mm.
Okay.
Mm.
Good.
Mm.
Good.
There you go.
Good.
There you go.
Thank you.
There you go.
Thank you.
That's okay.
Thank you.
That's okay.
You sure?
That's okay.
You sure?
Yeah.
You sure?
Yeah.
Mm.
Yeah.
Mm.
Thank you.
Mm.
Thank you.
So you guys are going out
Thank you.
So you guys are going out
tonight?
So you guys are going out
tonight?
Yes, my beautiful, weird wife
tonight?
Yes, my beautiful, weird wife
is taking me to the city this
Yes, my beautiful, weird wife
is taking me to the city this
evening.
is taking me to the city this
evening.
Our friends are singing at a
evening.
Our friends are singing at a
club.
Our friends are singing at a
club.
Cool.
club.
Cool.
You like the city, Chet?
Cool.
You like the city, Chet?
I don't know.
You like the city, Chet?
I don't know.
I've never been.
I don't know.
I've never been.
Really?
I've never been.
Really?
In your life?
Elaine has a great singing
Elaine has a great singing
voice.
Elaine has a great singing
voice.
She had one of the best voices
voice.
She had one of the best voices
at NYU.
She had one of the best voices
at NYU.
I did not.
at NYU.
I did not.
Are you gonna sing tonight?
I did not.
Are you gonna sing tonight?
No, no.
Are you gonna sing tonight?
No, no.
I've given all that up.
No, no.
I've given all that up.
Why?
I've given all that up.
Why?
Well, because she's a very
Why?
Well, because she's a very
successful businesswoman now.
Well, because she's a very
successful businesswoman now.
She's an event planner.
successful businesswoman now.
She's an event planner.
Cool, what's that?
She's an event planner.
Cool, what's that?
I, um, I--
Cool, what's that?
I, um, I--
She plans events, parties.
I, um, I--
She plans events, parties.
I plan things.
She plans events, parties.
I plan things.
Erato and Oprah
I plan things.
Erato and Oprah
and Uma and Dave
Erato and Oprah
and Uma and Dave
and Godzilla
and Uma and Dave
and Godzilla
all out dancing at a rave.
and Godzilla
all out dancing at a rave.
Dave gave a vitamin
all out dancing at a rave.
Dave gave a vitamin
to Oprah that day,
Dave gave a vitamin
to Oprah that day,
then she fainted.
to Oprah that day,
then she fainted.
And then all the lights
then she fainted.
And then all the lights
in the auditorium came up,
And then all the lights
in the auditorium came up,
and everyone
in the auditorium came up,
and everyone
started singing.
and everyone
started singing.
Oh, no!
started singing.
Oh, no!
Jesus, help me now.
Oh, no!
Jesus, help me now.
Lord, I'm dying, dying
Jesus, help me now.
Lord, I'm dying, dying
and Satan doth prowl.
Lord, I'm dying, dying
and Satan doth prowl.
Oh, Jesus, help me now.
and Satan doth prowl.
Oh, Jesus, help me now.
Lord, I'm dying.
Oh, Jesus, help me now.
Lord, I'm dying.
Oh, no, dying.
Lord, I'm dying.
Oh, no, dying.
[whispering inaudibly]
Oh, no, dying.
[whispering inaudibly]
Gauguin and Escher
[whispering inaudibly]
Gauguin and Escher
and Stein and Man Ray
Gauguin and Escher
and Stein and Man Ray
and Godzilla
and Stein and Man Ray
and Godzilla
all our for burgers
and Godzilla
all our for burgers
one day.
all our for burgers
one day.
Somehow instead
one day.
Somehow instead
they wound up in LA,
Somehow instead
they wound up in LA,
and they hated it.
they wound up in LA,
and they hated it.
[laughter]
and they hated it.
[laughter]
Of course they would.
[laughter]
Of course they would.
You're right.
Of course they would.
You're right.
Okay, sing.
You're right.
Okay, sing.
Oh, Jesus, help me now.
Okay, sing.
Oh, Jesus, help me now.
Lord, I'm dying.
Oh, Jesus, help me now.
Lord, I'm dying.
I'm dying.
Lord, I'm dying.
I'm dying.
Satan doth prowl.
I'm dying.
Satan doth prowl.
Oh, Jesus, help me now.
Satan doth prowl.
Oh, Jesus, help me now.
Lord, I'm dying.
Oh, Jesus, help me now.
Lord, I'm dying.
Oh, no.
Lord, I'm dying.
Oh, no.
Dying.
Oh, no.
Dying.
[cheers and applause]
Dying.
[cheers and applause]
[mouthing words inaudibly]
[cheers and applause]
[mouthing words inaudibly]
You have to.
Uh, this is--
Uh, this is--
This is for my husband, Dave.
Uh, this is--
This is for my husband, Dave.
[gentle guitar playing]
This is for my husband, Dave.
[gentle guitar playing]
[gentle guitar playing]
The Book of Love
The Book of Love
is long and boring.
The Book of Love
is long and boring.
No one can lift
is long and boring.
No one can lift
the damn thing.
No one can lift
the damn thing.
It's full of charts
the damn thing.
It's full of charts
and facts and figures
It's full of charts
and facts and figures
and instructions
and facts and figures
and instructions
for dancing.
and instructions
for dancing.
But I...
for dancing.
But I...
I love it
But I...
I love it
when you read to me,
I love it
when you read to me,
And you...
when you read to me,
And you...
You can read me anything.
And you...
You can read me anything.
The Book of Love
You can read me anything.
The Book of Love
is long and boring
The Book of Love
is long and boring
and written very long ago.
is long and boring
and written very long ago.
It's full of flowers
and written very long ago.
It's full of flowers
and heart-shaped boxes
It's full of flowers
and heart-shaped boxes
and things we're all
and heart-shaped boxes
and things we're all
too young to know.
and things we're all
too young to know.
But I...
too young to know.
But I...
I love it
But I...
I love it
when you give me things.
I love it
when you give me things.
And you...
when you give me things.
And you...
You are to give me
And you...
You are to give me
wedding rings.
You are to give me
wedding rings.
And you are to give me
wedding rings.
And you are to give me
wedding rings.
And you are to give me
wedding rings.
And you are to give me
wedding rings.
And you are to give me
wedding rings.
And you are to give me
wedding rings.
[chuckles]
wedding rings.
[chuckles]
[cheers and applause]
Sleep tight.
Sleep tight.
Good night.
Sleep tight.
Good night.
Thanks, guys.
[jangly guitar music playing]
[jangly guitar music playing]
[singing unintelligibly]
[jangly guitar music playing]
[singing unintelligibly]
Chet told me the oddest
Chet told me the oddest
thing.
Chet told me the oddest
thing.
Did you know that human beings
thing.
Did you know that human beings
are the only mammals that can't
Did you know that human beings
are the only mammals that can't
simultaneously drink and
are the only mammals that can't
simultaneously drink and
breathe at the same time?
simultaneously drink and
breathe at the same time?
That's redundant.
breathe at the same time?
That's redundant.
Drinking and breathing?
That's redundant.
Drinking and breathing?
"Simultaneously" and "at the
Drinking and breathing?
"Simultaneously" and "at the
same time."
[spits]
[spits]
[giggles]
[spits]
[giggles]
Whoops.
[giggles]
Whoops.
I invited him for dinner
Whoops.
I invited him for dinner
tomorrow night.
We don't have any plans.
I feel sorry for him.
I feel sorry for him.
His mother just picked up
I feel sorry for him.
His mother just picked up
and left when he was 12.
His mother just picked up
and left when he was 12.
Jesus.
and left when he was 12.
Jesus.
His father works nights.
Jesus.
His father works nights.
He's hardly ever home.
His father works nights.
He's hardly ever home.
No brothers and sisters?
He's hardly ever home.
No brothers and sisters?
He's practically an orphan.
No brothers and sisters?
He's practically an orphan.
You want us to adopt him?
He's practically an orphan.
You want us to adopt him?
He's helping me design a menu
You want us to adopt him?
He's helping me design a menu
for that space conference.
He's helping me design a menu
for that space conference.
You know, the scientists
for that space conference.
You know, the scientists
obsessed with the Mars colony.
You know, the scientists
obsessed with the Mars colony.
Oh.
obsessed with the Mars colony.
Oh.
Chet knows all about space
Oh.
Chet knows all about space
food.
Chet knows all about space
food.
All his weird subjects.
food.
All his weird subjects.
Right.
All his weird subjects.
Right.
You're gonna be our guinea
Right.
You're gonna be our guinea
pig.
You're gonna be our guinea
pig.
[both chuckle]
pig.
[both chuckle]
Why don't we invite some
[both chuckle]
Why don't we invite some
friends and have a party?
Why don't we invite some
friends and have a party?
You know no one will come out
friends and have a party?
You know no one will come out
from the city--
You know no one will come out
from the city--
[together]
from the city--
[together]
On a Saturday night.
[together]
On a Saturday night.
If we only had a pool.
On a Saturday night.
If we only had a pool.
Oh, God.
If we only had a pool.
Oh, God.
Am I that predictable?
Oh, God.
Am I that predictable?
We could have a child of our
Am I that predictable?
We could have a child of our
own, you know.
We could have a child of our
own, you know.
David.
own, you know.
David.
A few more years.
David.
A few more years.
Ten.
A few more years.
Ten.
[chuckles]
[sighs]
[chimes tinkling]
[doorbell rings]
[doorbell rings]
I'm coming!
Oh...
Oh...
Thank you.
Oh...
Thank you.
Oh, they're beautiful.
[chuckles]
[chuckles]
[giggles softly]
[chuckles]
[giggles softly]
Oh, could you go to the store
[giggles softly]
Oh, could you go to the store
with David?
Oh, could you go to the store
with David?
I forgot the red peppers.
with David?
I forgot the red peppers.
Yeah, yeah, sure.
I forgot the red peppers.
Yeah, yeah, sure.
Um, come in, come in.
Yeah, yeah, sure.
Um, come in, come in.
David?
Um, come in, come in.
David?
Can you find something more
David?
Can you find something more
comfortable for Chet to put on?
Can you find something more
comfortable for Chet to put on?
Stung Treng, Cambodia.
comfortable for Chet to put on?
Stung Treng, Cambodia.
What's that--a G?
Stung Treng, Cambodia.
What's that--a G?
G.
What's that--a G?
G.
Watch out.
G.
Watch out.
G, G, G...
Watch out.
G, G, G...
Gravata, Spain.
G, G, G...
Gravata, Spain.
Look over your right
Gravata, Spain.
Look over your right
shoulder when you reverse.
Look over your right
shoulder when you reverse.
Appalachia National Park.
shoulder when you reverse.
Appalachia National Park.
K.
Appalachia National Park.
K.
Kawasaki.
K.
Kawasaki.
The motorcycle?
Kawasaki.
The motorcycle?
Nah, it's a place too.
The motorcycle?
Nah, it's a place too.
I was just testing you.
Nah, it's a place too.
I was just testing you.
All right.
I was just testing you.
All right.
Right shoulder.
All right.
Right shoulder.
Ithaca.
Right shoulder.
Ithaca.
Greece and upstate New York.
Ithaca.
Greece and upstate New York.
That's double points.
Greece and upstate New York.
That's double points.
You can't do that!
That's double points.
You can't do that!
[tires skid]
You can't do that!
[tires skid]
Game's over.
[tires skid]
Game's over.
[blender running]
[country music playing faintly]
[country music playing faintly]
[laughs triumphantly]
[laughs triumphantly]
I won.
[laughs triumphantly]
I won.
Barely.
I won.
Barely.
Best of three.
Barely.
Best of three.
Nah, I don't think so.
Best of three.
Nah, I don't think so.
Organic, healthy, and
Nah, I don't think so.
Organic, healthy, and
could be hydroponically grown.
Organic, healthy, and
could be hydroponically grown.
It's got everything on our menu.
could be hydroponically grown.
It's got everything on our menu.
Eat me.
It's got everything on our menu.
Eat me.
Please eat me.
Eat me.
Please eat me.
Mmm-mm.
Please eat me.
Mmm-mm.
Thank you.
Mmm-mm.
Thank you.
Mmm.
Thank you.
Mmm.
Hey, uh, Chet says that on
Mmm.
Hey, uh, Chet says that on
Mars they'll grow their produce
Hey, uh, Chet says that on
Mars they'll grow their produce
in human waste.
Mars they'll grow their produce
in human waste.
Purified.
in human waste.
Purified.
I mean, everything has to be
Purified.
I mean, everything has to be
purified.
I mean, everything has to be
purified.
It'll take spaceships at least
purified.
It'll take spaceships at least
six months to get there.
It'll take spaceships at least
six months to get there.
Imagine the jet lag.
six months to get there.
Imagine the jet lag.
Our flight to Cambodia was bad
Imagine the jet lag.
Our flight to Cambodia was bad
enough.
Our flight to Cambodia was bad
enough.
But you have to go to Cambodia.
enough.
But you have to go to Cambodia.
Oh, it's great.
But you have to go to Cambodia.
Oh, it's great.
I'd like to.
Oh, it's great.
I'd like to.
Remember those luscious
I'd like to.
Remember those luscious
strawberries that we bought in
Remember those luscious
strawberries that we bought in
the market in Phnom Penh?
strawberries that we bought in
the market in Phnom Penh?
The hill tribe people grow them.
the market in Phnom Penh?
The hill tribe people grow them.
Oh...
The hill tribe people grow them.
Oh...
You should see these people.
Oh...
You should see these people.
The wonderful way that they
You should see these people.
The wonderful way that they
dress, and their clothes are
The wonderful way that they
dress, and their clothes are
woven with beads and silver.
dress, and their clothes are
woven with beads and silver.
And the women have these long,
woven with beads and silver.
And the women have these long,
long necks.
And the women have these long,
long necks.
They could've come from Mars.
long necks.
They could've come from Mars.
Not at all like our idea of
They could've come from Mars.
Not at all like our idea of
people.
Not at all like our idea of
people.
What's your idea of people?
people.
What's your idea of people?
That's a very good question.
What's your idea of people?
That's a very good question.
Elaine?
That's a very good question.
Elaine?
I don't know, like, you're my
Elaine?
I don't know, like, you're my
idea of people.
I don't know, like, you're my
idea of people.
[chuckles]
idea of people.
[chuckles]
Our friends are my idea of
[chuckles]
Our friends are my idea of
people.
Our friends are my idea of
people.
Two arms, two legs, walks
people.
Two arms, two legs, walks
upright.
Two arms, two legs, walks
upright.
[laughs]
upright.
[laughs]
Makes love.
[laughs]
Makes love.
Makes a very nice dinner.
Makes love.
Makes a very nice dinner.
Thank you.
Makes a very nice dinner.
Thank you.
Eats in nice restaurants.
Thank you.
Eats in nice restaurants.
Reads the Times.
Eats in nice restaurants.
Reads the Times.
Can talk about books and
Reads the Times.
Can talk about books and
movies and theater
Can talk about books and
movies and theater
intelligently.
movies and theater
intelligently.
Needs two strong cups of
intelligently.
Needs two strong cups of
coffee every morning to get out
Needs two strong cups of
coffee every morning to get out
of bed.
coffee every morning to get out
of bed.
[chuckles]
of bed.
[chuckles]
Oh, I love this song.
[chuckles]
Oh, I love this song.
Needs two glasses of wine to
Oh, I love this song.
Needs two glasses of wine to
relax at night.
Needs two glasses of wine to
relax at night.
My idea of people drinks wine.
relax at night.
My idea of people drinks wine.
Cheers.
My idea of people drinks wine.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Cheers.
[humming along to music]
Cheers.
[humming along to music]
Let's pretend
[humming along to music]
Let's pretend
this song won't end
Let's pretend
this song won't end
and we never
this song won't end
and we never
have to go home.
and we never
have to go home.
My idea of people dances with
have to go home.
My idea of people dances with
her handsome husband.
My idea of people dances with
her handsome husband.
Come on!
her handsome husband.
Come on!
And nothing matters
Come on!
And nothing matters
when we're dancing.
And nothing matters
when we're dancing.
In tat or tatters,
when we're dancing.
In tat or tatters,
you're entrancing.
In tat or tatters,
you're entrancing.
Be we in Paris
you're entrancing.
Be we in Paris
or in Lansing,
Be we in Paris
or in Lansing,
nothing matters
or in Lansing,
nothing matters
when we're dancing.
nothing matters
when we're dancing.
[humming to music]
when we're dancing.
[humming to music]
You've never
You've never
been more beautiful,
You've never
been more beautiful,
your eyes
been more beautiful,
your eyes
like two full moons.
your eyes
like two full moons.
As here
like two full moons.
As here
in this poor
As here
in this poor
old dance hall--
in this poor
old dance hall--
Come on.
old dance hall--
Come on.
Let's see what you got.
Come on.
Let's see what you got.
[chuckles]
Let's see what you got.
[chuckles]
Will you take me to Cambodia?
[chuckles]
Will you take me to Cambodia?
Oh, Chet, it's so far away.
Will you take me to Cambodia?
Oh, Chet, it's so far away.
Why don't you pick someplace
Oh, Chet, it's so far away.
Why don't you pick someplace
closer?
Why don't you pick someplace
closer?
Where else do you want to go?
closer?
Where else do you want to go?
What, me?
Where else do you want to go?
What, me?
Yeah.
What, me?
Yeah.
You.
Yeah.
You.
Disney World.
You.
Disney World.
[laughs]
Disney World.
[laughs]
What?
[laughs]
What?
You're joking.
What?
You're joking.
No.
You're joking.
No.
Don't you want to go
No.
Don't you want to go
somewhere more
Don't you want to go
somewhere more
eco-vegan-Greenpeace-esque?
somewhere more
eco-vegan-Greenpeace-esque?
Someplace a little more
eco-vegan-Greenpeace-esque?
Someplace a little more
exotic?
Someplace a little more
exotic?
Disney World is exotic to me.
exotic?
Disney World is exotic to me.
I've never been anywhere.
Disney World is exotic to me.
I've never been anywhere.
I've never even been on an
I've never been anywhere.
I've never even been on an
airplane.
I've never even been on an
airplane.
Oh, that is so sad.
airplane.
Oh, that is so sad.
[giggles]
Oh, that is so sad.
[giggles]
We should take him.
[giggles]
We should take him.
You should take me.
We should take him.
You should take me.
[laughs]
You should take me.
[laughs]
Disney World.
[laughs]
Disney World.
Yes.
Disney World.
Yes.
[exotic flute music]
Yes.
[exotic flute music]
I bought it in the
I bought it in the
marketplace from this woman.
I bought it in the
marketplace from this woman.
She wove the cloth herself.
marketplace from this woman.
She wove the cloth herself.
She was so lovely.
At first, I hated Cambodia.
At first, I hated Cambodia.
I didn't understand it.
At first, I hated Cambodia.
I didn't understand it.
Made me cry.
I didn't understand it.
Made me cry.
Everywhere we went, there were--
Made me cry.
Everywhere we went, there were--
people with limbs missing.
Everywhere we went, there were--
people with limbs missing.
Leftover land mines.
[both laugh]
[both laugh]
David?
[both laugh]
David?
[both laugh]
David?
[both laugh]
David?
You shouldn't be here with us
You shouldn't be here with us
on a Saturday night.
You shouldn't be here with us
on a Saturday night.
You should be out with friends
on a Saturday night.
You should be out with friends
your own age.
You should be out with friends
your own age.
You're my friend.
your own age.
You're my friend.
Dave's my friend.
You're my friend.
Dave's my friend.
Age isn't important, right?
Dave's my friend.
Age isn't important, right?
We're all just people.
Age isn't important, right?
We're all just people.
Right.
We're all just people.
Right.
People people.
Right.
People people.
People people.
People people.
People people.
[chuckles]
People people.
[chuckles]
So what's your idea of people?
[chuckles]
So what's your idea of people?
I don't know.
So what's your idea of people?
I don't know.
Uh, they want to be useful.
I don't know.
Uh, they want to be useful.
They want to do good things.
Uh, they want to be useful.
They want to do good things.
They want to not hurt anybody.
They want to do good things.
They want to not hurt anybody.
Or be hurt.
They want to not hurt anybody.
Or be hurt.
They want to be able to sleep
Or be hurt.
They want to be able to sleep
well at night, to swim in nice,
They want to be able to sleep
well at night, to swim in nice,
clean pools, to win races.
well at night, to swim in nice,
clean pools, to win races.
Read interesting books.
clean pools, to win races.
Read interesting books.
Have a family.
Read interesting books.
Have a family.
A father, mother.
Have a family.
A father, mother.
I want to have experiences.
A father, mother.
I want to have experiences.
Always be trying new things.
[both sigh uncomfortably]
[both sigh uncomfortably]
That was new.
[both sigh uncomfortably]
That was new.
Yeah.
That was new.
Yeah.
Are you mad?
Yeah.
Are you mad?
No.
Are you mad?
No.
I'm flattered, but you should
No.
I'm flattered, but you should
probably go.
I'm flattered, but you should
probably go.
Yeah, no, I--
probably go.
Yeah, no, I--
I just got to get my clothes.
Wow.
Wow.
David!
Wow.
David!
No, no, no...
David!
No, no, no...
I won't, I won't.
No, no, no...
I won't, I won't.
David!
I won't, I won't.
David!
Don't.
David!
Don't.
David!
Don't.
David!
David!
David!
David!
Oh, God.
David!
Oh, God.
Nothing wakes him when he's been
Oh, God.
Nothing wakes him when he's been
drinking.
Nothing wakes him when he's been
drinking.
Not a telephone--
drinking.
Not a telephone--
Car alarms, earthquakes,
Not a telephone--
Car alarms, earthquakes,
thunder.
Car alarms, earthquakes,
thunder.
Car engines at 3:00 in the
thunder.
Car engines at 3:00 in the
morning.
Car engines at 3:00 in the
morning.
Shit.
morning.
Shit.
When I was a little boy, I
Shit.
When I was a little boy, I
could not fall asleep unless my
When I was a little boy, I
could not fall asleep unless my
mom said good night to me an
could not fall asleep unless my
mom said good night to me an
even number of times.
mom said good night to me an
even number of times.
Yeah, like, twice.
even number of times.
Yeah, like, twice.
"Good night, good night."
Yeah, like, twice.
"Good night, good night."
Or four times.
"Good night, good night."
Or four times.
"Good night, good night, good
Or four times.
"Good night, good night, good
night, good night"
"Good night, good night, good
night, good night"
Sometimes as a joke, my dad, he
night, good night"
Sometimes as a joke, my dad, he
would throw in an extra one, and
Sometimes as a joke, my dad, he
would throw in an extra one, and
then my mom would have to say
would throw in an extra one, and
then my mom would have to say
good night to me again to even
then my mom would have to say
good night to me again to even
it out.
The, uh...
The, uh...
The ice cream...
The, uh...
The ice cream...
What?
The ice cream...
What?
When you recited the flavors.
What?
When you recited the flavors.
Do you think that you could, um,
When you recited the flavors.
Do you think that you could, um,
recite them again for me?
Do you think that you could, um,
recite them again for me?
Now?
French vanilla, chocolate,
French vanilla, chocolate,
chocolate swirl...
French vanilla, chocolate,
chocolate swirl...
Peanut butter dream.
chocolate swirl...
Peanut butter dream.
Coconut cream.
Peanut butter dream.
Coconut cream.
Mint chip.
Coconut cream.
Mint chip.
Caramel chunk.
Mint chip.
Caramel chunk.
Coffee fudge.
Caramel chunk.
Coffee fudge.
Coffee fudge.
Coffee fudge.
Coffee fudge.
Pineapple.
Coffee fudge.
Pineapple.
Mango.
Pineapple.
Mango.
Mango.
Mango.
Mango.
Vanilla.
Mango.
Vanilla.
French vanilla.
Vanilla.
French vanilla.
French vanilla.
French vanilla.
French vanilla.
[chimes ringing softly]
[thunder crashes rain falls]
[thunder crashes rain falls]
David--
[thunder crashes rain falls]
David--
[gasps]
David--
[gasps]
David.
David!
[screams playfully]
[girls chatting outside]
[girls chatting outside]
Maybe he'll divorce his wife
[girls chatting outside]
Maybe he'll divorce his wife
for you.
Maybe he'll divorce his wife
for you.
You know, he's, um, old
for you.
You know, he's, um, old
enough to be your father.
You know, he's, um, old
enough to be your father.
He is not.
enough to be your father.
He is not.
And besides, I don't love him.
He is not.
And besides, I don't love him.
I just like him.
And besides, I don't love him.
I just like him.
He's an inspiration.
I just like him.
He's an inspiration.
Do you ever notice that lump
He's an inspiration.
Do you ever notice that lump
in his pants when he wears his
Do you ever notice that lump
in his pants when he wears his
chinos?
in his pants when he wears his
chinos?
I bet you he has such a big--
chinos?
I bet you he has such a big--
Hi, girls.
I bet you he has such a big--
Hi, girls.
[together]
Hi, girls.
[together]
Good morning, Mr. Walker.
[together]
Good morning, Mr. Walker.
Thank you.
Good morning, Mr. Walker.
Thank you.
Go ahead, ask him.
Thank you.
Go ahead, ask him.
Ask me what?
Go ahead, ask him.
Ask me what?
Heather wants to ask you if
Ask me what?
Heather wants to ask you if
she can take your picture.
Heather wants to ask you if
she can take your picture.
Uh, it's for the school
she can take your picture.
Uh, it's for the school
newspaper, Mr. Walker.
Uh, it's for the school
newspaper, Mr. Walker.
Sure, sure.
newspaper, Mr. Walker.
Sure, sure.
It'd be an honor.
Sure, sure.
It'd be an honor.
Where do you want me?
It'd be an honor.
Where do you want me?
Um, just--
Where do you want me?
Um, just--
Here?
Um, just--
Here?
Yeah.
Here?
Yeah.
Can I ask you a question,
Yeah.
Can I ask you a question,
Mr. Walker?
Can I ask you a question,
Mr. Walker?
You just did.
Mr. Walker?
You just did.
What?
You just did.
What?
Oh, okay.
What?
Oh, okay.
Um, it's a personal one.
Oh, okay.
Um, it's a personal one.
Shoot.
Um, it's a personal one.
Shoot.
Do you think Heather's cute?
Shoot.
Do you think Heather's cute?
flash!
Oh, shit.
[phone rings]
[phone rings]
Um...
[phone continues ringing]
The Book of Love
The Book of Love
is long and boring.
The Book of Love
is long and boring.
No one can lift
is long and boring.
No one can lift
the damn thing.
No one can lift
the damn thing.
It's full of charts
the damn thing.
It's full of charts
and facts and figures
It's full of charts
and facts and figures
and instructions
and facts and figures
and instructions
for dancing.
and instructions
for dancing.
But I...
for dancing.
But I...
I love it
But I...
I love it
when you read to me,
I love it
when you read to me,
and you...
when you read to me,
and you...
You can read me anything.
and you...
You can read me anything.
You can read me anything.
The Book of Love
The Book of Love
has music in it.
The Book of Love
has music in it.
In fact, that's where
has music in it.
In fact, that's where
music comes from.
In fact, that's where
music comes from.
Some of it
music comes from.
Some of it
is just transcendental.
Some of it
is just transcendental.
Some of it
is just transcendental.
Some of it
is just really dumb.
Some of it
is just really dumb.
But I...
is just really dumb.
But I...
I love it
But I...
I love it
when you sing to me.
I love it
when you sing to me.
And you...
when you sing to me.
And you...
You can sing me anything.
And you...
You can sing me anything.
The Book of Love
You can sing me anything.
The Book of Love
is long and boring
The Book of Love
is long and boring
and written very long ago.
is long and boring
and written very long ago.
It's full of flowers
and written very long ago.
It's full of flowers
and heart-shaped boxes
It's full of flowers
and heart-shaped boxes
and things we're all
and heart-shaped boxes
and things we're all
too young to know.
and things we're all
too young to know.
But I...
too young to know.
But I...
I love it
But I...
I love it
when you give me things.
I love it
when you give me things.
And you...
when you give me things.
And you...
You are to give me
And you...
You are to give me
wedding rings.
You are to give me
wedding rings.
I...
wedding rings.
I...
I love it
I...
I love it
when you give me things.
I love it
when you give me things.
And you...
when you give me things.
And you...
You are to give me
And you...
You are to give me
wedding rings.
You are to give me
wedding rings.
splash!
wedding rings.
splash!
[raining]
beep!
[breathing heavily]
[chimes tinkling]
[sighs]
Please tell me that you still
Please tell me that you still
love me, that you trust me, that
Please tell me that you still
love me, that you trust me, that
I'm a good person.
[both sigh and moan]
[girls whispering]
[together]
[together]
Good morning, Mr. Walker.
[together]
Good morning, Mr. Walker.
Good morning, girls.
Good morning, Mr. Walker.
Good morning, girls.
You're late, Mr. Walker.
Good morning, girls.
You're late, Mr. Walker.
Uh, yes, I know.
You're late, Mr. Walker.
Uh, yes, I know.
I apologize.
Uh, yes, I know.
I apologize.
Mr, Walker, you're never
I apologize.
Mr, Walker, you're never
late.
Mr, Walker, you're never
late.
Naomi.
late.
Naomi.
I was worried.
Naomi.
I was worried.
I'm fine.
I was worried.
I'm fine.
Thank you for your concern.
I'm fine.
Thank you for your concern.
Now can we get started, please?
Thank you for your concern.
Now can we get started, please?
I hope you've all completed
Now can we get started, please?
I hope you've all completed
your, uh--
I hope you've all completed
your, uh--
Let's see...
your, uh--
Let's see...
Shit.
Let's see...
Shit.
Oh.
[sobbing]
[door opens]
[door opens]
[footsteps]
[door opens]
[footsteps]
[stall door closes]
[footsteps]
[stall door closes]
[urinating]
[toilet flushes]
[toilet flushes]
[footsteps]
[door closes]
[door closes]
[girls chatting]
[knocking]
Mr. Walker?
[sniffling]
Here we go.
Here we go.
Thanks.
Here we go.
Thanks.
Chet, um, just--
Thanks.
Chet, um, just--
What?
Chet, um, just--
What?
Wait a minute.
What?
Wait a minute.
What?
Wait a minute.
What?
You don't like that?
What?
You don't like that?
Huh?
You don't like that?
Huh?
You don't like having sex
Huh?
You don't like having sex
with me?
You don't like having sex
with me?
Chet, stop.
with me?
Chet, stop.
[laughs]
Chet, stop.
[laughs]
Stop it.
[laughs]
Stop it.
Stop it!
Stop it.
Stop it!
[sighs]
Stop it!
[sighs]
I'm an adult.
[sighs]
I'm an adult.
And I'm married.
I'm an adult.
And I'm married.
See, Chet, life's really
And I'm married.
See, Chet, life's really
complicated, and--
See, Chet, life's really
complicated, and--
Elaine, Elaine--
complicated, and--
Elaine, Elaine--
I told Dave.
Elaine, Elaine--
I told Dave.
No, no.
I told Dave.
No, no.
Wait--
No, no.
Wait--
No, no...
Does he hate me?
Does he hate me?
No, he doesn't hate you.
Does he hate me?
No, he doesn't hate you.
I'm a bad person.
No, he doesn't hate you.
I'm a bad person.
No, no, you're a really
I'm a bad person.
No, no, you're a really
good--
No, no, you're a really
good--
No, I'm a bad person.
good--
No, I'm a bad person.
I did something.
No, I'm a bad person.
I did something.
You're good--
I did something.
You're good--
No, I did something bad.
You're good--
No, I did something bad.
I did too.
No, I did something bad.
I did too.
Why?
I did too.
Why?
What?
Why?
What?
Why?
What?
Why?
I--
Why?
I--
I don't know why.
I--
I don't know why.
I have to go.
I don't know why.
I have to go.
Where's my bag?
I have to go.
Where's my bag?
I got these.
Where's my bag?
I got these.
I got these from the library.
I got these.
I got these from the library.
We can go together.
I got these from the library.
We can go together.
You, Dave, me.
We can go together.
You, Dave, me.
When I graduate.
You, Dave, me.
When I graduate.
I've been saving my money.
When I graduate.
I've been saving my money.
You wouldn't even have to pay
I've been saving my money.
You wouldn't even have to pay
for me.
You wouldn't even have to pay
for me.
Okay, I love you.
for me.
Okay, I love you.
I love you.
Okay, I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love Dave.
I love you.
I love Dave.
Both of you.
I love Dave.
Both of you.
I just want--
Both of you.
I just want--
I know you do.
I just want--
I know you do.
I know you do.
[turns on television]
[turns on television]
3-42 with 92 RBIs.
[turns on television]
3-42 with 92 RBIs.
[hard rock music]
3-42 with 92 RBIs.
[hard rock music]
Come on, get up!
[hard rock music]
Come on, get up!
Come on, get up!
Hey, hey!
Hey, hey!
Come on, get up!
A baby.
A baby.
Yeah.
A baby.
Yeah.
Wow.
Yeah.
Wow.
That's, um, that's--
Wow.
That's, um, that's--
I know.
That's, um, that's--
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I was dying to call you and tell
I know.
I was dying to call you and tell
you as soon as we decided for
I was dying to call you and tell
you as soon as we decided for
sure, but Melly wouldn't let me.
you as soon as we decided for
sure, but Melly wouldn't let me.
Well, I just thought that we
sure, but Melly wouldn't let me.
Well, I just thought that we
should tell you in person.
Well, I just thought that we
should tell you in person.
Here, let me--
should tell you in person.
Here, let me--
No, no, let me take care
Here, let me--
No, no, let me take care
of it.
No, no, let me take care
of it.
Yeah.
of it.
Yeah.
So, um--
Yeah.
So, um--
How?
So, um--
How?
Artificial insemination.
How?
Artificial insemination.
And which one of you?
Artificial insemination.
And which one of you?
I will.
And which one of you?
I will.
It's just so hard for me to
I will.
It's just so hard for me to
take that much time off from
It's just so hard for me to
take that much time off from
work, and--
take that much time off from
work, and--
And I'm younger.
work, and--
And I'm younger.
Sure.
And I'm younger.
Sure.
Well, uh, here's to babies.
Sure.
Well, uh, here's to babies.
Congratulations.
Well, uh, here's to babies.
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
We've, um, actually been
Congratulations.
We've, um, actually been
discussing it for quite some
We've, um, actually been
discussing it for quite some
time, but Lilian--
discussing it for quite some
time, but Lilian--
But Lilian was too immature
time, but Lilian--
But Lilian was too immature
for parenthood and, at someone's
But Lilian was too immature
for parenthood and, at someone's
insistence, had to endure six
for parenthood and, at someone's
insistence, had to endure six
boring months of therapy first.
insistence, had to endure six
boring months of therapy first.
The best I could do.
boring months of therapy first.
The best I could do.
We want Dave to be the sperm
The best I could do.
We want Dave to be the sperm
donor.
We want Dave to be the sperm
donor.
Okay, do you have to blurt
donor.
Okay, do you have to blurt
out everything before I'm ready?
Okay, do you have to blurt
out everything before I'm ready?
Yeah, I do.
out everything before I'm ready?
Yeah, I do.
So, what do you think?
Yeah, I do.
So, what do you think?
We love you both so much, and
So, what do you think?
We love you both so much, and
there'd be no obligation, legal
We love you both so much, and
there'd be no obligation, legal
or otherwise, on your part.
there'd be no obligation, legal
or otherwise, on your part.
Although we want you both to
or otherwise, on your part.
Although we want you both to
be present in our child's life.
Although we want you both to
be present in our child's life.
No matter what you decide.
be present in our child's life.
No matter what you decide.
But it's not a requirement.
No matter what you decide.
But it's not a requirement.
You don't have to make a
But it's not a requirement.
You don't have to make a
decision right away.
You don't have to make a
decision right away.
Well?
decision right away.
Well?
[clears throat]
Well?
[clears throat]
Dave?
[clears throat]
Dave?
Uh...
Dave?
Uh...
Elaine?
Uh...
Elaine?
Dave?
[girls laughing]
[girls laughing]
Duck...
[girls laughing]
Duck...
Duck...
Duck...
Duck...
Duck...
Duck...
Duck...
Duck...
Duck...
Duck...
Duck...
Duck...
Duck...
Duck...
[knocking]
[knocking]
Come in.
Am I disturbing you?
Am I disturbing you?
I'm correcting papers.
Am I disturbing you?
I'm correcting papers.
About what?
I'm correcting papers.
About what?
Khmer Rouge.
About what?
Khmer Rouge.
Pol Pot?
Khmer Rouge.
Pol Pot?
Quite a guy.
Pol Pot?
Quite a guy.
Yeah, you could say that.
Quite a guy.
Yeah, you could say that.
You know, he's still out
Yeah, you could say that.
You know, he's still out
there in the jungles somewhere.
You know, he's still out
there in the jungles somewhere.
Yeah.
there in the jungles somewhere.
Yeah.
They should find him and
Yeah.
They should find him and
arrest him.
They should find him and
arrest him.
They will.
arrest him.
They will.
How do you grade?
They will.
How do you grade?
Excuse me?
How do you grade?
Excuse me?
Your students' papers.
Excuse me?
Your students' papers.
What about them?
Your students' papers.
What about them?
Well, do you grade them on
What about them?
Well, do you grade them on
their spelling and on their
Well, do you grade them on
their spelling and on their
grammar or on their ideas?
their spelling and on their
grammar or on their ideas?
I grade them on everything,
grammar or on their ideas?
I grade them on everything,
of course.
I grade them on everything,
of course.
But if somebody's got a
of course.
But if somebody's got a
really good idea, they just
But if somebody's got a
really good idea, they just
don't get it down in the
really good idea, they just
don't get it down in the
regular, required way--
don't get it down in the
regular, required way--
If they mess up the rules a
regular, required way--
If they mess up the rules a
little bit, then what do you do?
If they mess up the rules a
little bit, then what do you do?
What is your point, Chet?
little bit, then what do you do?
What is your point, Chet?
What's the most important
What is your point, Chet?
What's the most important
part?
What's the most important
part?
I've got a lot of work to do,
part?
I've got a lot of work to do,
okay?
I've got a lot of work to do,
okay?
Does the grammar really
okay?
Does the grammar really
matter as long as you get the
Does the grammar really
matter as long as you get the
idea right?
matter as long as you get the
idea right?
You fucked my wife.
Please.
Please.
Dave, I'm sorry.
Please.
Dave, I'm sorry.
Mr. Walker?
Dave, I'm sorry.
Mr. Walker?
I'm sorry.
Mr. Walker?
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to--
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to--
What is it?
I didn't mean to--
What is it?
Um, I didn't hand in my
What is it?
Um, I didn't hand in my
paper yet.
Um, I didn't hand in my
paper yet.
The deadline was this
paper yet.
The deadline was this
morning.
The deadline was this
morning.
If I hand it in tomorrow?
morning.
If I hand it in tomorrow?
Piercings are against school
If I hand it in tomorrow?
Piercings are against school
rules, Naomi.
Piercings are against school
rules, Naomi.
You know that.
rules, Naomi.
You know that.
Oh, this.
You know that.
Oh, this.
No, it's fake.
Oh, this.
No, it's fake.
Take it out.
No, it's fake.
Take it out.
The end of the school day
Take it out.
The end of the school day
tomorrow or no credit.
The end of the school day
tomorrow or no credit.
Thank you, Mr. Walker.
tomorrow or no credit.
Thank you, Mr. Walker.
It's the last time.
Thank you, Mr. Walker.
It's the last time.
You're the greatest.
[sighs]
[sighs]
You know, I really do have a lot
[sighs]
You know, I really do have a lot
of work to do.
You know, I really do have a lot
of work to do.
I just wanted--
of work to do.
I just wanted--
Sorry.
I just wanted--
Sorry.
I'm sorry.
Sorry.
I'm sorry.
Hey, hey, hey...
I'm sorry.
Hey, hey, hey...
Um--
Disney World.
Disney World.
What?
Weekend after next.
Weekend after next.
Uh, I could take the Friday off,
Weekend after next.
Uh, I could take the Friday off,
make it a long weekend, and we
Uh, I could take the Friday off,
make it a long weekend, and we
could pack everything in.
make it a long weekend, and we
could pack everything in.
I could call and make
could pack everything in.
I could call and make
reservations tonight.
I could call and make
reservations tonight.
Uh, I don't think it's--
reservations tonight.
Uh, I don't think it's--
Oh, come on, you can take one
Uh, I don't think it's--
Oh, come on, you can take one
day off school to go to
Oh, come on, you can take one
day off school to go to
Disney World, Chet.
day off school to go to
Disney World, Chet.
Yeah, but I don't know--
Disney World, Chet.
Yeah, but I don't know--
Frontierland?
Yeah, but I don't know--
Frontierland?
Tomorrowland?
Frontierland?
Tomorrowland?
Yesterdayland?
Tomorrowland?
Yesterdayland?
I don't think there's a
Yesterdayland?
I don't think there's a
Yesterdayland.
I don't think there's a
Yesterdayland.
Yeah, whatever.
I promised you.
I promised you.
Didn't I?
I promised you.
Didn't I?
Yeah.
Didn't I?
Yeah.
I just--
Yeah.
I just--
I don't like to break promises
I just--
I don't like to break promises
to my friends, Chet.
Thank you, Dave.
Thank you, Dave.
All right.
Thank you, Dave.
All right.
Thank you.
[sighs]
[hard rock music playing]
[hard rock music playing]
[grunting]
[hard rock music playing]
[grunting]
[grunting]
Be my valentine.
Be my valentine.
David!
Be my valentine.
David!
I'll be your valentine.
David!
I'll be your valentine.
Only if a month.
I'll be your valentine.
Only if a month.
[grunts]
Only if a month.
[grunts]
Kiss him once.
[grunts]
Kiss him once.
Kiss him twice.
Kiss him once.
Kiss him twice.
David!
Kiss him twice.
David!
[music stops]
Enough for tonight.
Enough for tonight.
Your face is all red.
Enough for tonight.
Your face is all red.
Come sit.
Your face is all red.
Come sit.
I was thinking--
Come sit.
I was thinking--
Do you think we should buy
I was thinking--
Do you think we should buy
bikes?
Do you think we should buy
bikes?
We could both get bikes.
bikes?
We could both get bikes.
Because don't Lilian and Melissa
We could both get bikes.
Because don't Lilian and Melissa
have bikes?
Because don't Lilian and Melissa
have bikes?
I don't know.
have bikes?
I don't know.
We could bike with them.
I don't know.
We could bike with them.
In the city, in the park.
We could bike with them.
In the city, in the park.
David?
Have you spoken with them?
Have you spoken with them?
No.
Have you spoken with them?
No.
Have you at least been
No.
Have you at least been
thinking about it?
Have you at least been
thinking about it?
Because I think that we owe it--
thinking about it?
Because I think that we owe it--
Yeah, I know.
Because I think that we owe it--
Yeah, I know.
[sighs]
You know, Chet came to see me.
You know, Chet came to see me.
Chet?
You know, Chet came to see me.
Chet?
Yeah.
Chet?
Yeah.
When?
Yeah.
When?
Last week.
When?
Last week.
Where?
Last week.
Where?
School.
Where?
School.
Yeah, we, uh--
School.
Yeah, we, uh--
We talked.
Yeah, we, uh--
We talked.
About what?
About, uh--
About, uh--
Disney World.
About, uh--
Disney World.
Disney World.
Disney World.
Disney World.
We're going.
Disney World.
We're going.
Who is going?
We're going.
Who is going?
You, me, Chet.
Who is going?
You, me, Chet.
I don't think that is funny.
You, me, Chet.
I don't think that is funny.
I've already booked the
I don't think that is funny.
I've already booked the
tickets.
I've already booked the
tickets.
They're nonrefundable.
tickets.
They're nonrefundable.
I found a hotel I thought you
They're nonrefundable.
I found a hotel I thought you
might like.
I found a hotel I thought you
might like.
It has two swimming pools, three
might like.
It has two swimming pools, three
restaurants, each with a
It has two swimming pools, three
restaurants, each with a
Caribbean flair, and it's just
restaurants, each with a
Caribbean flair, and it's just
steps from the Epcot Center, and
Caribbean flair, and it's just
steps from the Epcot Center, and
I got us three full Fantasy
steps from the Epcot Center, and
I got us three full Fantasy
passes, good for all theme parks
I got us three full Fantasy
passes, good for all theme parks
from the moment you check in
passes, good for all theme parks
from the moment you check in
until the moment you check out.
from the moment you check in
until the moment you check out.
And there's a spa facility with
until the moment you check out.
And there's a spa facility with
all the latest treatments.
And there's a spa facility with
all the latest treatments.
They even have couples massage.
all the latest treatments.
They even have couples massage.
[sighs]
They even have couples massage.
[sighs]
I just didn't want to
[sighs]
I just didn't want to
disappoint him.
I just didn't want to
disappoint him.
Feel this.
disappoint him.
Feel this.
Here.
Feel this.
Here.
Huh?
Here.
Huh?
Like a rock, huh?
Huh?
Like a rock, huh?
Shower.
[shower running]
[shower running]
[sighs]
[shower running]
[sighs]
[whistling]
[Caribbean-style music playing]
[Caribbean-style music playing]
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
[giggles]
Oh, my God, he's fine.
Oh, my God, he's fine.
I should go.
Oh, my God, he's fine.
I should go.
I don't know why you need a
I should go.
I don't know why you need a
facial.
I don't know why you need a
facial.
I mean, you're already
facial.
I mean, you're already
beautiful.
I mean, you're already
beautiful.
Don't take too long.
beautiful.
Don't take too long.
We got a full day planned.
Don't take too long.
We got a full day planned.
What's on the schedule today,
We got a full day planned.
What's on the schedule today,
Chet?
What's on the schedule today,
Chet?
Uh, Jungle Boat Trip.
Chet?
Uh, Jungle Boat Trip.
After that, Thunder Mountain.
Uh, Jungle Boat Trip.
After that, Thunder Mountain.
All right, that's if the
After that, Thunder Mountain.
All right, that's if the
lines are not too long.
All right, that's if the
lines are not too long.
Hey, come here.
lines are not too long.
Hey, come here.
Love you.
Hey, come here.
Love you.
Don't.
Love you.
Don't.
Your ears are getting burned.
Don't.
Your ears are getting burned.
You should put some sunblock on.
Your ears are getting burned.
You should put some sunblock on.
Elaine.
You should put some sunblock on.
Elaine.
You're having a good time,
Elaine.
You're having a good time,
right?
You're having a good time,
right?
I don't bite.
Here you go.
Here you go.
Yeah, I should probably get
Here you go.
Yeah, I should probably get
back to my room and get changed.
Yeah, I should probably get
back to my room and get changed.
It's getting kind of cold.
back to my room and get changed.
It's getting kind of cold.
Oh, no, stay.
It's getting kind of cold.
Oh, no, stay.
I'll turn the air off.
Oh, no, stay.
I'll turn the air off.
Hey, here you go.
I'll turn the air off.
Hey, here you go.
Thanks.
Hey, here you go.
Thanks.
Hey, Dave.
Thanks.
Hey, Dave.
Is Elaine okay?
Hey, Dave.
Is Elaine okay?
Yeah, she's fine, Chet.
Is Elaine okay?
Yeah, she's fine, Chet.
So, uh, tomorrow we go to
Yeah, she's fine, Chet.
So, uh, tomorrow we go to
Blizzard Beach, right?
So, uh, tomorrow we go to
Blizzard Beach, right?
And I was thinking maybe tonight
Blizzard Beach, right?
And I was thinking maybe tonight
before dinner, you can take me
And I was thinking maybe tonight
before dinner, you can take me
back down to the pool and show
before dinner, you can take me
back down to the pool and show
me one of those fancy dives of
back down to the pool and show
me one of those fancy dives of
yours.
me one of those fancy dives of
yours.
Yeah, sure.
yours.
Yeah, sure.
I mean, if you want to, I could
Yeah, sure.
I mean, if you want to, I could
do that.
I mean, if you want to, I could
do that.
Great.
do that.
Great.
Great dives.
Great.
Great dives.
Here, why don't you show me one
Great dives.
Here, why don't you show me one
right now?
Here, why don't you show me one
right now?
Here?
right now?
Here?
Yeah, man, just here.
Here?
Yeah, man, just here.
Show me.
Yeah, man, just here.
Show me.
It's kind of weird.
Show me.
It's kind of weird.
There's no water.
It's kind of weird.
There's no water.
Yeah, why don't we just
There's no water.
Yeah, why don't we just
pretend?
Yeah, why don't we just
pretend?
Here we go.
pretend?
Here we go.
The pro.
Here we go.
The pro.
The pro.
The pro.
The pro.
You spring--
The pro.
You spring--
[laughs]
You spring--
[laughs]
Huh?
[laughs]
Huh?
Bet the girls really go for
Huh?
Bet the girls really go for
those dives, huh?
Bet the girls really go for
those dives, huh?
Come on, Chet.
those dives, huh?
Come on, Chet.
Oh, you're quick, huh?
Come on, Chet.
Oh, you're quick, huh?
You're hurting me.
Oh, you're quick, huh?
You're hurting me.
You think that Dave can dive
You're hurting me.
You think that Dave can dive
too, huh?
You think that Dave can dive
too, huh?
You're so special, yeah?
too, huh?
You're so special, yeah?
You swim.
You're so special, yeah?
You swim.
You dive.
You swim.
You dive.
You fuck my wife.
You dive.
You fuck my wife.
Huh?
You fuck my wife.
Huh?
Stop it.
Huh?
Stop it.
Stop it, all right?
Stop it.
Stop it, all right?
You're hurting me!
Stop it, all right?
You're hurting me!
Stop--
You're hurting me!
Stop--
Oh, boy.
Stop--
Oh, boy.
Ohhhh-oh.
Oh, boy.
Ohhhh-oh.
David?
Ohhhh-oh.
David?
Elaine.
David?
Elaine.
I didn't mean it.
Elaine.
I didn't mean it.
Oh, my God.
I didn't mean it.
Oh, my God.
No, no, no, no.
Oh, my God.
No, no, no, no.
No, it's--
No, no, no, no.
No, it's--
I guess I should pick on
No, it's--
I guess I should pick on
someone my own size, huh?
I guess I should pick on
someone my own size, huh?
Don't.
someone my own size, huh?
Don't.
It's all his fault.
Don't.
It's all his fault.
Tell him.
It's all his fault.
Tell him.
Tell her.
Tell him.
Tell her.
Tell her.
Tell her.
Tell her.
Tell her.
Tell her.
Tell her.
Stay away from me.
Tell her.
Stay away from me.
Stay--
Stay away from me.
Stay--
No, both of you--
Stay--
No, both of you--
She doesn't want you, okay?
No, both of you--
She doesn't want you, okay?
[Caribbean music playing]
She doesn't want you, okay?
[Caribbean music playing]
[music stops]
[music stops]
[gasping]
Fuck off.
Fuck off.
Fuck off.
I'm fine.
[cheers and applause]
[cheers and applause]
Next up, division one
[cheers and applause]
Next up, division one
50-meter freestyle.
Next up, division one
50-meter freestyle.
Swimmers, take your marks.
50-meter freestyle.
Swimmers, take your marks.
[applause]
Get set.
Get set.
[whistle blows]
[sobbing]
[women chanting]
[acoustic guitar music]
[acoustic guitar music]
May the sun
May the sun
always shine on you,
May the sun
always shine on you,
and each day
always shine on you,
and each day
feel so bright and new.
and each day
feel so bright and new.
And may God
feel so bright and new.
And may God
hold you in the palm
And may God
hold you in the palm
of His hand.
hold you in the palm
of His hand.
of His hand.
May the moon
May the moon
always light your way,
May the moon
always light your way,
and love
always light your way,
and love
be forever here to stay.
and love
be forever here to stay.
And may God
be forever here to stay.
And may God
hold you in the palm
And may God
hold you in the palm
of His hand.
hold you in the palm
of His hand.
And may God
of His hand.
And may God
hold you in the palm
And may God
hold you in the palm
of His hand.
hold you in the palm
of His hand.
And if the world
of His hand.
And if the world
should turn its back to you,
And if the world
should turn its back to you,
and it seems,
should turn its back to you,
and it seems,
it seems
and it seems,
it seems
there's nothing left to do,
it seems
there's nothing left to do,
then may God
there's nothing left to do,
then may God
hold you in the palm
then may God
hold you in the palm
of His hand.
hold you in the palm
of His hand.
Then may God
of His hand.
Then may God
hold you in the palm
Then may God
hold you in the palm
of His hand.
hold you in the palm
of His hand.
[insects buzzing]
[insects buzzing]
[exotic flute music]
[insects buzzing]
[exotic flute music]
Thank you.
Thank you.
[speaking native language]
[mouthing words silently]
[mouthing words silently]
I really should stay and help
[mouthing words silently]
I really should stay and help
clean up.
I really should stay and help
clean up.
Oh, no, no, go.
clean up.
Oh, no, no, go.
We're gonna throw everything
Oh, no, no, go.
We're gonna throw everything
into the dishwasher.
We're gonna throw everything
into the dishwasher.
"We" being me.
into the dishwasher.
"We" being me.
Dip me.
"We" being me.
Dip me.
Oh.
Dip me.
Oh.
Okay.
Oh.
Okay.
You two been practicing?
Okay.
You two been practicing?
Oh, I hope you know how much
You two been practicing?
Oh, I hope you know how much
we appreciate this.
Oh, I hope you know how much
we appreciate this.
As do I.
we appreciate this.
As do I.
And how much Esther and Lucas
As do I.
And how much Esther and Lucas
love having their father around
And how much Esther and Lucas
love having their father around
all the time.
love having their father around
all the time.
Okay.
all the time.
Okay.
But Melly thinks you should
Okay.
But Melly thinks you should
go back to teaching.
But Melly thinks you should
go back to teaching.
Lilly?
go back to teaching.
Lilly?
Okay, so I do.
Lilly?
Okay, so I do.
But mostly, I think you should
Okay, so I do.
But mostly, I think you should
do whatever makes you happy.
But mostly, I think you should
do whatever makes you happy.
[sighs]
do whatever makes you happy.
[sighs]
Well, this makes me happy.
[sighs]
Well, this makes me happy.
For now.
Well, this makes me happy.
For now.
Good night.
For now.
Good night.
See you tomorrow.
[whistling]
Lift up your arms.
Lift up your arms.
Now lift and expand your heart.
A beautiful
A beautiful
Hackensack night.
A beautiful
Hackensack night.
Two teenagers kiss
Hackensack night.
Two teenagers kiss
and hold--
Satellite swimming above
Satellite swimming above
is sending a message
Satellite swimming above
is sending a message
of love.
is sending a message
of love.
No one's more happy
of love.
No one's more happy
than you.
No one's more happy
than you.
Even the sky's feeling blue.
than you.
Even the sky's feeling blue.
And you don't believe,
Even the sky's feeling blue.
And you don't believe,
but it's true.
And you don't believe,
but it's true.
No one's more happy
but it's true.
No one's more happy
than you.
No one's more happy
than you.
An astronaut.
than you.
An astronaut.
Also a doctor.
An astronaut.
Also a doctor.
Also?
Also a doctor.
Also?
Also a architect, chef, web
Also?
Also a architect, chef, web
designer, naturalist, biologist,
Also a architect, chef, web
designer, naturalist, biologist,
oceanographer, Arctic explorer,
designer, naturalist, biologist,
oceanographer, Arctic explorer,
environmental lawyer--
oceanographer, Arctic explorer,
environmental lawyer--
Oh, and President of the United
environmental lawyer--
Oh, and President of the United
States.
Oh, and President of the United
States.
[both chuckle]
States.
[both chuckle]
Yeah, there are a lot of
[both chuckle]
Yeah, there are a lot of
things I wanted to be when I
Yeah, there are a lot of
things I wanted to be when I
grew up.
things I wanted to be when I
grew up.
You still could be.
grew up.
You still could be.
20's still young.
You still could be.
20's still young.
Yeah.
20's still young.
Yeah.
You see that old man?
Yeah.
You see that old man?
Yeah.
You see that old man?
Yeah.
He used to be Khmer Rouge.
Yeah.
He used to be Khmer Rouge.
How do you know?
He used to be Khmer Rouge.
How do you know?
Everybody knows.
How do you know?
Everybody knows.
Why don't they turn him in to
Everybody knows.
Why don't they turn him in to
the police or something?
Why don't they turn him in to
the police or something?
Well, because some of the
the police or something?
Well, because some of the
police used to be Khmer Rouge
Well, because some of the
police used to be Khmer Rouge
too.
police used to be Khmer Rouge
too.
A lot of people were.
too.
A lot of people were.
But that was a long time ago.
A lot of people were.
But that was a long time ago.
Besides, he's a cool old guy.
But that was a long time ago.
Besides, he's a cool old guy.
I like him.
Besides, he's a cool old guy.
I like him.
Yeah, Heather.
I like him.
Yeah, Heather.
It's a pretty name.
Yeah, Heather.
It's a pretty name.
boom!
It's a pretty name.
boom!
No one's more happy
boom!
No one's more happy
than you.
No one's more happy
than you.
No one's more happy
than you.
No one's more happy
than you.
No one's more happy
than you.
The Stop N Shop is open
than you.
The Stop N Shop is open
all night
The Stop N Shop is open
all night
with a mothering
all night
with a mothering
fluorescent light.
with a mothering
fluorescent light.
Milk carton pictures
fluorescent light.
Milk carton pictures
a dove
Milk carton pictures
a dove
as the intercom crackles
a dove
as the intercom crackles
with love.
as the intercom crackles
with love.
No one's more happy
with love.
No one's more happy
than you.
No one's more happy
than you.
The foot's
than you.
The foot's
on the other shoe.
The foot's
on the other shoe.
And nobody knows what to do.
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No one's more happy
No one's more happy
than you.
No one's more happy
than you.
No one's more happy
than you.
No one's more happy
than you.
No one's more happy
than you.
No one.
than you.
No one.
No one.
[exotic flute music]
[exotic flute music]
[saxophone music]
[saxophone music]