Book of the Dead (2024) Movie Script
1
- Hey dude, we should be nearly there
but I need to take a leak.
Can you stop for a second?
- Okay.
But don't take too long.
- The fastest piss of my life, I promise.
- You again Tobe.
- What?
- Tobe.
- Tobe?
- Hooper, Tobe Hooper.
The Hooper theory. It's my invention.
It's very simple. In a nutshell.
Since "The Texas Chain
Massacre" was released,
if a group of teenagers
decide to go on a trip,
they have to take into account
that sooner or later someone
will have to stop to pee
in the middle of nowhere.
- Jesus, that's a fantastic theory.
Why didn't I think of that?
- Really? You know, it
always happens because
you're being sarcastic.
- What gives you that idea?
- Well, your expression.
- I don't care.
Just shut the fuck up, idiot.
- I was just trying to make conversation.
- Quinn, my hands are full of
my love. Would you like a hug?
- Touch me and I swear the
God, I'll break your arm.
- Don't worry Rambo, I'll do
it when you least expect it.
- Come on get in, you freak.
We still have some way to go.
- After all this, Captain America.
- This is gonna be the
longest weekend of my life.
- There it is, we're here.
- At last.
- Isn't it a beauty?
- Yeah. Right.
A real five star hotel.
Can't wait to spend
two days shut up inside
with you two freaks.
- Come on. It'd be fun.
You can bet on it.
- Ooh, Jesus.
I can't feel my butt cheeks.
- Great choice, Mac, you've brought us
to an amazing shithole.
- Christ guys.
Do you not wanna a pain
in the ass you all are.
That's your problem.
Anyway, it was cheap and we
don't have to stay here forever.
Just two fucking days.
- I like it.
- Thanks Keith.
- You're welcome Mac.
- Well, we are here now.
So let's grab our suitcases
and check out this dump.
Can't get much worse than this.
- If you say so.
- Yes, I do.
Listen, we have our research to finish,
and I don't intend to
spend one more minute
than necessary in this
dump with you a lot.
So let's grab our stuff and go inside.
- Hey, genius.
What about the keys?
- Ta da!
- Okay, this is not good.
Does anybody have a...
Wait, oh there's a problem.
This way.
- After you
- Finally.
- Guys.
- Shh.
- Keith, turn the fucking torch on.
- I'm trying.
- Try harder.
- Get a move on it, will you?
- Jesus. What's the fucking fuss about?
Why are you all shouting?
- Are you Sawyer?
- Of course I'm fucking Sawyer.
Now get that light outta my face.
- Guys, meet Sawyer, our landlord.
- Nice to meet you.
- Yeah, you too.
- So, Sawyer.
This house, I guess you, well-
- I inherited it.
- You inherited it? From who?
- From whom.
- That's what I said.
- You inherited it, from whom.
Don't they teach you American
kids English anymore?
They did 30 years ago when I came across.
- Who did you inherited from?
- From my wife.
- And your wife?
- She's dead.
- Dead. Fantastic.
- Of course,
she's fucking dead.
Otherwise, how could I have inherited it?
Are you short in the head?
And speaking of short,
there's $50 missing.
- What the heck is he talking about.
We didn't have another $50.
- I'll deal with it.
So, Sawyer yeah, we know it's $50 short.
- And so?
- Look at it this way.
How long has it been since
this house has been used?
Five years? 10 Maybe.
Let's say something goes
wrong over this weekend.
- Like what?
- Who knows?
I get out of the bathroom
and tread on a rusty nail
sticking out of the floor
or a faulty light switch
fries, the little guy's butt.
Do you wanna be the one
to tell his mother if this happened?
Have you ever heard of
Murphy's Law, Sawyer?
- Oh, course I have, he's the Irish bloke.
- Yeah. Perfect. So just
look at this beautiful villa.
And you get a clear idea of
what I'm trying to tell you.
Bad things could happen.
- Real bad things.
- So, Sawyer, we'll be
keeping those $50 for now.
Let's call it life insurance.
If we're still alive at
the end of the weekend,
then you get your 50 bucks plus a bonus
for your inconvenience.
- A bonus?
- Right Mac, a bonus?
- Another $50?
- Oh, come on.
We are from humble families.
We certainly don't have that much money.
Another 15 bucks
and we are good to go.
- 30.
- Let's make it 20 and it's a deal.
- Don't try and fuck me over.
It'll be the last thing you do.
- Be rest assured Sawyer,
we are reliable guys, right?
- Sure. Don't worry.
- Absolutely.
- I'll be back in two days.
Make sure you leave everything
just as you found it.
And one more thing.
Now, open your ears wide
and listen carefully,
do not go into the attic.
That's where I keep my things.
I don't want some kids grubby little lands
touching stuff that don't belong to them.
Do you understand me?
- Cross my heart Sawyer, you have my word.
No one will touch your stuff.
- Yeah. Well, you better not
'cause I'd notice it immediately.
- Congratulations Mac,
you are a born actor.
Well, now tell me something.
Where on earth are you going to find $70?
Maybe you know a few cowboy tricks.
- Right. Mac where are
we gonna find the money?
- That is what I was referring to.
You two are real ball busters.
Thanks Mac, for saving our asses again.
You are welcome guys. It was a pleasure.
- You really are a certified
idiot. Fucking incredible.
- We'll, think about it
over the weekend. Okay?
One thing at a time for Christ's sake.
- Well, we could make counterfeit bills
like "To Live and Die in LA."
No? Forget it.
- Does anybody wanna listen to some music?
- Sporty, that's the first sensible thing
I've heard you say.
- Come on Mac, amaze me.
Good stuff yeah.
At least you got good taste in music.
Come on guys, let's
get this party started.
- Fantastic.
This boy has got good taste.
- Can I?
- What do you think?
Are you perving on me?
- No, not at all.
I just wanted to,
I just wanted,
I'd like to-
- You'd like to what?
- To say sorry, for earlier in the van.
You know that bullshit about Tobe Hooper?
Look, I didn't want to irritate
you or anything like that.
It's just that I never
know how to approach people
or make friends.
I become really anxious
and start talking about random things,
or I never shut up and
start spouting out bullshit
for hours waiting for someone to-
- Keith?
You are doing it again.
- What?
- Spouting bullshit.
- God, I'm sorry, I can't help it.
- Nevermind. Forget it.
- Are you sure you don't?
- Yeah. Yeah. Forget it.
Thanks for the thought.
- Yeah. Great.
Do you like comics?
- What?
- You know, comics?
Do you read them?
- Well, I read them. I bring on one then.
- Well, I brought some,
if you want to read them.
The new Spiderman series
is out of this word.
- Are you hitting on me?
Chill out four eyes.
I'm just making fun of you.
- Okay. Well.
- Boo!
- Oof.
- Why the sad faces? Did somebody die?
- Yeah, your mother.
- Anyway, sorry to break
up this touching moment,
but we need to finish
that research project.
Otherwise that asshole Professor Williams
will whip our asses
- Yeah.
- Again.
- Yeah. You two go.
I'll be there in a minute.
- Let's go brainack, leave
the witch to her own devices.
- Mac stop it. I can breathe.
- Come on sporty.
- Keith?
Sorry but, I have to ask you this.
What was the punishment you
had to do as a freshman?
- They hung me by my
underpants, lacko truck.
- Shit.
- How did you get out of there?
- The physical education
teacher, Mr. Nichols.
He cut my underwear
with a pair of scissors.
- Are you saying that Mr. Nichols
saved your balls
by cutting your underpants off
with a pair of scissors?
- Yeah. Real fun.
- Sorry, but that's so-
- You Mac?
Seeing as you find that so funny.
Why don't you tell us
what happened to you?
- Me, there's nothing to tell.
- bullshit.
- You're free not to believe
me. But that's your problem.
- Ben wouldn't agree.
- Ben can go fuck himself.
- Who's Ben?
- Yeah, why don't you ask Mac yourself?
- Who's Ben?
- Alright. You win.
Fuck you, Quinn.
Ben Avery that asshole,
fucked my face in a toilet
full of piss for five minutes,
the longest five minutes of my life.
You happy now?
Assholes.
- The truth shall set you free.
- And you? You've been here for hours
and you've barely said a word.
- Got a problem, idiot?
- Grumpy Bailey,
silent Bailey, brooding Bailey.
That's what they say about
you in the corridors.
There's no need to be
like this with me too.
You know, you can tell me anything.
- Are you done whining?
Or do you have to prove to
your little friends here
how that thing between your legs
is as small as your fucking brain?
- Clap. Clap.
So you're human after all.
- Mac, perhaps you should-
- Shut up.
- So Bailey, since we are
in the mood to chat, please,
satisfy my curiosity.
- You asshole, shut your fucking mouth.
- And why should I?
Is there a law preventing
me from asking questions?
She's a big girl.
She has no problem answering.
So Bailey, as you know well,
there are many rumors about you at school.
A lot of it is outright
bullshit I'll admit.
- But one, one continues to
echo inside the classrooms.
Whispered as you walk
through the corridors.
- Mac that's enough.
- What happens to your daddy, huh?
Did he go out to buy some milk?
Never showed up again?
Didn't he love you enough?
- You son of a bitch.
- He's dead.
He's dead.
Vietnam, 1973,
an ambush in the middle
of the fucking jungle.
I still remember the telegram
and a two man in uniform
who came to my home
so close to Christmas.
You wanted the truth? Now you know it.
And this, this is all he left me.
- So sorry, Bailey, I didn't know.
- Too late.
Look guys, I'm not gonna sit here
all night listening to
your useless chatter.
A lot of water has passed
under the bridge since then.
I have no intention of
reliving those memories again.
I have an idea.
- Are you sure this is a good idea?
- The old man can go fuck himself. Go.
Fuck!
- Right, the party's over.
We can go back downstairs.
- Wait.
Hold me the torch.
- Hey Einstein?
What you think you're doing?
- Silence.
- Wow.
- Fuck Keith.
Where did you learn that trick?
Watching "MacGyver."
- Are you all ready?
- This is it?
- Well, the old man must be
really fond of his tools.
- What's that?
- Thanks for the help, guys.
- Wow. This is definitely interesting.
- Keith, do your magic again.
- Yes ma'am.
- Are you sure this is a good idea?
- You have anything better to do?
- Hey guys, what are we going to do?
We can still go back downstairs, huh?
- Like hell.
- Fuck!
Are you telling me that
the old man was a marine?
- Guys, look at this.
- Whoa.
- You idiot.
Never point gun at somebody
you don't wanna kill.
What?
- Jeez Bailey
you shoot had with guns?
- My dad was a soldier.
- Sorry.
- Look guys.
Who do you think Sawyer is?
- I bet $10 on him.
- Nah, it doesn't even
look remotely like him.
In my opinion, it's this idiot here.
- What's this?
That's strange.
- May I, please?
- It's all yours.
- Are you ready guys?
- Go for it.
Can you smell that too?
- I'm gonna throw up.
- It's dirty, a book?
- Why does it fucking stink so much?
- What's wrong with you?
- That thing gave me a heart attack.
- Shit.
- You all know what this is, don't you?
Please, Quinn, don't say, "It's a book."
- So tell me what it is.
- It's the Book of the Dead.
- Are you serious?
Nothing?
Lovecraft. Abdullah's Red and
the keys to the underworld.
Really?
Nothing.
- You seriously believe all this shit?
- You have the proof right
in front of your eyes.
There are traces of it scattered
all over the world.
Thousands of years of history
forgotten by everybody.
Manuscripts,
crusades,
Templars,
the deadly tomb.
In the wrong hands, it was
guarded by a secret order
for centuries.
Then, its traces were lost.
In the 1920s, a historian
managed to find it again.
It was an unprecedented event.
But during a storm,
he suffered a ship wreck
in the middle of the Pacific Ocean
and the book, disappeared again.
Hitler tried everything to find it,
but his efforts were fruitless.
Lovecraft didn't invent anything,
he knew of its existence
and decided to ride his wave of success
by exploiting the myth
of this cursed
book.
- Let me get this straight.
The old guy enlists in the Marines,
the United States,
sends him in the Pacific
to kick Japanese ass.
And then by pure chance
among the Mac and bullets,
he finds a cursed book
written centuries ago.
Makes perfect sense.
- I know it sounds ridiculous,
but it could be true.
- How do you know all this shit four eyes?
- I know how to read Mac.
I don't know if I can
say the same about you.
- Listen, know it all-
- So what are we gonna do?
- Don't get fresh.
- Join us.
Join us.
Join us.
Join us.
Bailey?
Bailey?
It's Dad.
Why don't you answer me?
Don't you love me anymore?
Have you forgotten me already?
I'm cold honey.
I think I'm dead.
They're all dead.
I no longer feel my legs. Please, honey.
Answer me.
Help me!
Help me!
Help me!
Help me! Help me!
- Bailey.
- What's going on?
Is everything okay?
- I'm fine.
I just need to-
- Is it the book?
Did it do something to you?
- I said I'm fine.
- Bailey wait.
- Keith?
Let her go.
She needs to be alone.
- It was that fucking book.
It did something to her. I'm sure of it.
- What the fuck is going on?
- Shit. Shit shit.
Shit.
Shit shit.
Fuck!
Dad.
I can't forget.
I mustn't forget.
Guys?
- Bailey? Help!
- Those idiots.
- Maybe we should put it back
in the trunk and fuck it.
Nobody saw anything.
- Bailey is the only one
who came into contact
with the book.
And when I say contact, I
mean it did something to her.
We have to know what happened
before we screw things up again.
- I've never seen Bailey like that.
The book must have touched on her.
- It feeds on our weaknesses.
Maybe the story of her father.
- I'll tell you what we are going to do
with the space of shit.
Now we build the fire
and stick the fucker into
- Mac, put the book down.
- Right Mac, put the book
down. We can't risk it.
- No way.
I'm tired of hearing you
talk about this stuff
like it's normal.
It's fucking absurd.
So I wanna be sure I don't
have to worry about cursed book
or the undead or shit like that anymore.
- Mac. Don't make me tell you again.
Put the book down.
- Go fuck yourselves.
I'm sick of your macho man bullshit.
This time I'm going to dictate the rules.
Now I'll show you.
- No Mac.
- Mac?
- Your hand.
- Stop! Stop! Stop!
Fucking help me!
Get this fucking book off me.
- Let go you bastard.
- Bailey? Help!
- Keep pulling, don't stop.
- Guys what the fuck?
- Fuck!
- Mac are you okay?
- It fucking hurts.
- Let me see.
- Look at my fucking hand Sporty.
- Keep still.
- That was delicious.
I hope you are not right handed.
Food for brains.
- Fuck you asshole.
Hope you chocked on it.
- I didn't mean to
offend you sweet cheeks.
I was just making a compliment.
Ah, I almost forgot.
I've decided to throw a party
and the new guests will be arriving soon.
Oh,
the little orphan,
got angry.
- You know what? You
talk too much for a book.
- Don't even think about it bitch.
You little bastards.
You don't know what you've done.
There you all are,
four idiots who don't know
they are already dead.
- Let's play a game.
Now you shut the fuck up
and only open your mouth
to answer my questions
or I'll be forced to use this.
- Oh, poor little Bailey Hollenbeck.
Do you really think a simple
gun will do anything to me?
- Let's find out. What do you think, guys?
- Yeah, whip his ass Bailey.
- Teach that asshole a lesson.
- If I were you, I
wouldn't make her angry.
- Did you hear that?
Looks like we wanna have fun.
- Boys and girl,
you are so much fun.
So tell me, what do you want to ask?
- What the fuck have you done to me
and who are the new guests
you so kindly invited.
- There's no need to get so excited.
We are all friends
and friends have fun
when they get together.
What I did is very, very simple indeed.
I used your fear Bailey,
the remorse of a loss
you've never metabolized
the loss of a father
who made you who you are.
You pretend to be strong, confident,
but underneath you hide your insecurity.
The insecurity of somebody
who keeps dreaming
of a dead daddy in the
middle of the jungle.
You are nothing, just a bag of flesh
that hasn't been able to go on
with its pitiful life.
You humans are so easy to read.
I see that now I have
your complete attention.
Let's see, Quinn Decker.
Handsome, intelligent
first in everything.
But why do you do it? I wonder.
Ah, right. Maybe because at home
you are actually an eternal second.
Mommy and Daddy only have
eyes for your big brother.
He's the real pride and joy of the family.
You, on the other hand,
are just a carbon copy
in the eyes of your poor parents.
- Shut your fucking mouth.
- Now it's Mac's turn. The
bully in the cowboy act.
By now, he and I are intimate.
I think I still have
some pieces of your hand
stuck in my throat.
However, with you, this
game is all too easy.
You are an attention seeking idiot.
Everyone pretends to be your friend
when in reality they think
you're a first rate asshole.
You have no certainties in life, Mac.
Just your needlessly overblown ego
and that stupid act of yours.
You are alone, but deep
down you already know that.
Or am I wrong?
Choo choo and here we
are at the final station,
Keith Craver.
You know, boy, I have
some respect for you.
You have never betrayed your nature.
You have never lowered yourself
to the disgusting rebel
that infests the world of the living.
You are an outsider,
a leader who doesn't yet know he is one.
And that's why you will
become one of the officers
in the ranks of my army.
Indeed, all of you will do your part
whether you like it or not.
- What do you mean?
- I invited an acquaintance of mine,
or rather an old friend.
We've known each other for a long time.
He has always helped me
with spring cleaning.
And best of all, he fixes
problems in the blink of an eye.
Simple, clean jobs.
And he's coming right here to
do the same thing with you.
Isn't that crazy?
Finally, we see each other again
after such a long time.
It's coming to get you guys.
It's coming to get you.
- I warned you, you
stinking piece of shit.
Shut up.
Okay guys, we're definitely screwed.
A demonic motherfucker is
coming here to kick our ass.
And won't stop chasing
us until we're all dead.
So what do we do now?
- Do you know what?
Fuck it.
We are losers.
Eternal seconds, assholes
forced to carry the
weight of our shitty lives
on our shoulders.
You wanna know something else?
That's life.
But here,
fuck
now we have the chance
to prove to ourself we
are worth so much more
tonight, for the first time,
we are gonna stand on the
summit and enjoy the view.
And believe me,
it's gonna be so fucking beautiful.
It's time to return the favor.
- Well said Sporty.
- Your all out of your fucking minds.
Did you hear what it said?
- Why not?
- Now, the little genius
has joined team crazy too.
- We need your help Mac.
Besides, you're not telling me
you're gonna let the bustard
get away with what he did to your hand.
Are you?
- Guys, you know what?
I'm an asshole
and I'm sorry for everything
I put you through.
If there's one thing I realized
is that I deserve all this shit.
I don't wanna get sentimental,
but I think I've grown fond
of you useless bastards.
You are my family.
And even if this plan is crazy,
screw it.
And now,
it's time to give up.
- That's for you.
- Wanna give it a name?
- That's not a bad idea.
- Better keep the asshole closer then.
- If I survive all this,
I swear to God, I'll dance to the jig.
- The what?
- The jig.
- Okay. If you say so.
- Are we all ready?
- Fuck yeah.
- So let's go.
- Well, shouldn't the
motherfucker be on his way?
- Yeah. Yeah. Sure.
- Let's wait.
Let's not lose our calm.
- Guys, we closed
all the entrances,
didn't we?
- Okay, this is what we'll do.
Quinn, you take care of the living room,
Keith you'll be the good samurai here.
While Mike deals with the second floor.
Questions?
- And you Bailey?
- I'll check the first floor.
Any other questions?
Good. Let's go.
- Wait. If there are any problems,
this is our meeting point.
If you're in the shit,
get here as fast as you can.
Alone, I don't know how
many chances we'll have,
but united
just don't fuck up and above all,
stay alive.
Let's go.
- Be ready.
- I was born ready.
- Okay Quinn.
Let's lock this place down.
It was about time.
- Shit
Shit.
Shit.
- Come on. Come on.
Shut the fuck up.
- Bailey?
- Show yourself.
You fucking son of a bitch.
What the
Son of a bitch.
I have to warn the others.
Now you can scream all you want.
- Fuck is going on?
Keith? You there?
Keith?
Get away from me.
- Mac is everything okay?
Mac?
Mac, answer?
- Did you hear that too?
- Fuck!
Are you out of your mind?
I'm gonna die.
- It came from up there, right?
- I think so.
Fuck, this house is a maze.
Do you think it's Mac?
- I don't know.
We need to check.
I'll go ahead.
Give me light and watch my back.
Don't leave my ass for a
second, you understand?
- Understood Captain.
- Good. Let's go.
- Let's go.
- Bailey?
- Come on face me. I've
got a present for you.
- Bailey?
Bailey?
It's me. Dad.
- Dad?
- Oh honey, you
don't know how happy I am
to hear your voice.
- That's not you.
- I swear to you, honey, it's me.
Even if I'm no longer,
even if I'm no longer alive.
Here I am talking for some
strange reason with my daughter.
It's incredible.
You know, when I left for
the war, you were so little
and now, now you're all grown up.
- Stop it.
- In Vietnam,
all I did was thinking about you and mom.
Every day, every hour during meals,
during firefights, always.
And after all this endless
thinking about you,
I realized something,
a small grain of sand
that move inside me causing a sand still.
A pure crystal lethal.
You know, Bailey,
it's not an easy thing to confess.
But I'll say it anyway.
Bailey? You and mom,
you and mom were my young too.
Do you understand me?
Useless little whore.
You and that bitch mother of yours.
I could have had it all,
but no, I enlisted for you
to guarantee you a roof
over those fucking bitch heads of yours.
Was it worth it?
Fuck no.
If the price to pay for my life
was that of not giving
birth to you, then so be it.
I died because of you
filthy opportunist bitches.
Dad is with the worms now.
Die!
Die!
Die!
- I've heard enough.
It's not you.
It can't be you.
- I will show you who the real monster is.
- Mac is everything okay?
Mac?
Mac answer?
- I'm on my way.
- Keith?
Gimme some light.
- Oh God.
Shit!
- Are you okay?
- Mac?
- Buddy?
- Mac that's not funny.
Tell us what's happening.
- We all fall
down.
- For Christ.
- Mac. You need help.
Come with us.
And
- Oh.
- Can you hear that too?
- Hear what Mac?
Mac?
- It's beautiful.
Quinn, mate.
You ask me
if I find it up.
You know, it has needed.
You.
Got to sleep.
- Keith?
Your little piece of shit.
Now it's your fucking turn.
- Get face full of this,
fucking asshole.
- Is that all you have?
- So your balls survived the wedgie
Well after I'm done with it,
I like your body in a coat rock.
Cut off your balls and
shove it down your throat.
Who's breaking my balls now?
- The fucking tooth fairy.
- Oh.
- Get up.
- Bailey?
- You.
- Yeah. Me.
- Oh shit.
- I said get up.
Let's drag him to the living room.
We're not safe here.
- And him?
- Mac was already dead
before I pulled the trigger.
- Come on. Move.
- Okay.
- Quinn. It's me.
- Let him go.
- What happened?
- You tell us big man.
- What?
- Can we trust him?
- You're not possessed?
Are you?
- Fuck guys, it's me.
- Prove it.
- How can I do that?
I'm fine.
The last thing I can remember
is Mac's fist, two inches from my eyes.
And darkness.
Not possessed. Damn it.
- I believe him Bailey.
- Believe me guys,
I've just this fuck off headache.
- But Mac?
Bailey, where's Mac?
Oh no.
No.
Shit.
- For you Cap.
- Thanks, man.
What the fuck happened here?
- The asshole is inside the house.
He tried to party with me,
but Bailey's tired of playing
and there's still shit to deal with.
- How did he get in?
I mean, doors and windows are all-
- Doors and windows didn't
do a damn thing to him.
It's like playing
fucking chess with death.
- It's probably already
here, we don't even know it.
- Guys. I have an idea.
Let's use the book.
There's got to be some formula,
some, write that can help us.
- The situation is truly fucked up
beyond all recognition.
So make it quick.
- You heard him? We'll, keep an eye out.
Keith, do your magic.
- Well then.
- Quick.
- I'm trying.
- He's close.
- Right, right.
- Keith.
- I found something.
- What?
- A note written in blood.
Best part, it's in English.
Maybe during World War II.
- We don't have time for
history lesson Keith.
What's written there? Hurry up!
- Get ready. He's coming.
- I am ready.
- Not yet.
I decided to baptize it first.
- Guys, to kick that thing's ass,
we have to hit it on its ugly face with
This.
- Let him go, you son of a bitch.
- I told you to-
- Bailey?
- No.
- Remember the Hooper Theory.
- Keith?
- Wait Bailey.
- Let her go, you asshole.
You wanna dance?
Let's dance.
- Get a hold of this.
- What have you done?
- What needed to be done.
Die!
Just fucking die.
- Bailey. That's enough Bailey.
Enough.
Look at me. Look at me.
Bailey, look at me.
It's over. Game over.
His dead. That's enough.
- Congratulations.
Well done.
But do you really think it's over?
Do you really believe that?
Oh no. You are mistaken.
There are thousands like him
hidden in the darkness,
waiting, ready to kick your asses.
You won the battle, I grant you,
but the war.
Oh, the war
has just begun.
- I didn't know you smoked.
- I just quit.
The baptism is over.
I want its name.
- Lucy.
- Lucy. Nice name. I approve.
- And now?
- Now,
now we'll hunt down the others.
- You really must be out
of your fucking mind.
- Do you think so?
I came here for some fucking research
and now this.
Fucking amazing.
- Right.
- So what you wanna do,
build your own master hunting squad?
- Something like that.
Plus, I still have an outstanding debt.
I intend to sell it, whatever the cost.
I still owe it to Keith.
- And Mac.
We can still dance the
jig in Keith's honor.
- Well said.
- We need to go.
- Yeah.
Yeah. Let's go.
- Oh you little bastards
where'd you think you're going?
You still owe me $70.
- Fuck!
- Hey dude, we should be nearly there
but I need to take a leak.
Can you stop for a second?
- Okay.
But don't take too long.
- The fastest piss of my life, I promise.
- You again Tobe.
- What?
- Tobe.
- Tobe?
- Hooper, Tobe Hooper.
The Hooper theory. It's my invention.
It's very simple. In a nutshell.
Since "The Texas Chain
Massacre" was released,
if a group of teenagers
decide to go on a trip,
they have to take into account
that sooner or later someone
will have to stop to pee
in the middle of nowhere.
- Jesus, that's a fantastic theory.
Why didn't I think of that?
- Really? You know, it
always happens because
you're being sarcastic.
- What gives you that idea?
- Well, your expression.
- I don't care.
Just shut the fuck up, idiot.
- I was just trying to make conversation.
- Quinn, my hands are full of
my love. Would you like a hug?
- Touch me and I swear the
God, I'll break your arm.
- Don't worry Rambo, I'll do
it when you least expect it.
- Come on get in, you freak.
We still have some way to go.
- After all this, Captain America.
- This is gonna be the
longest weekend of my life.
- There it is, we're here.
- At last.
- Isn't it a beauty?
- Yeah. Right.
A real five star hotel.
Can't wait to spend
two days shut up inside
with you two freaks.
- Come on. It'd be fun.
You can bet on it.
- Ooh, Jesus.
I can't feel my butt cheeks.
- Great choice, Mac, you've brought us
to an amazing shithole.
- Christ guys.
Do you not wanna a pain
in the ass you all are.
That's your problem.
Anyway, it was cheap and we
don't have to stay here forever.
Just two fucking days.
- I like it.
- Thanks Keith.
- You're welcome Mac.
- Well, we are here now.
So let's grab our suitcases
and check out this dump.
Can't get much worse than this.
- If you say so.
- Yes, I do.
Listen, we have our research to finish,
and I don't intend to
spend one more minute
than necessary in this
dump with you a lot.
So let's grab our stuff and go inside.
- Hey, genius.
What about the keys?
- Ta da!
- Okay, this is not good.
Does anybody have a...
Wait, oh there's a problem.
This way.
- After you
- Finally.
- Guys.
- Shh.
- Keith, turn the fucking torch on.
- I'm trying.
- Try harder.
- Get a move on it, will you?
- Jesus. What's the fucking fuss about?
Why are you all shouting?
- Are you Sawyer?
- Of course I'm fucking Sawyer.
Now get that light outta my face.
- Guys, meet Sawyer, our landlord.
- Nice to meet you.
- Yeah, you too.
- So, Sawyer.
This house, I guess you, well-
- I inherited it.
- You inherited it? From who?
- From whom.
- That's what I said.
- You inherited it, from whom.
Don't they teach you American
kids English anymore?
They did 30 years ago when I came across.
- Who did you inherited from?
- From my wife.
- And your wife?
- She's dead.
- Dead. Fantastic.
- Of course,
she's fucking dead.
Otherwise, how could I have inherited it?
Are you short in the head?
And speaking of short,
there's $50 missing.
- What the heck is he talking about.
We didn't have another $50.
- I'll deal with it.
So, Sawyer yeah, we know it's $50 short.
- And so?
- Look at it this way.
How long has it been since
this house has been used?
Five years? 10 Maybe.
Let's say something goes
wrong over this weekend.
- Like what?
- Who knows?
I get out of the bathroom
and tread on a rusty nail
sticking out of the floor
or a faulty light switch
fries, the little guy's butt.
Do you wanna be the one
to tell his mother if this happened?
Have you ever heard of
Murphy's Law, Sawyer?
- Oh, course I have, he's the Irish bloke.
- Yeah. Perfect. So just
look at this beautiful villa.
And you get a clear idea of
what I'm trying to tell you.
Bad things could happen.
- Real bad things.
- So, Sawyer, we'll be
keeping those $50 for now.
Let's call it life insurance.
If we're still alive at
the end of the weekend,
then you get your 50 bucks plus a bonus
for your inconvenience.
- A bonus?
- Right Mac, a bonus?
- Another $50?
- Oh, come on.
We are from humble families.
We certainly don't have that much money.
Another 15 bucks
and we are good to go.
- 30.
- Let's make it 20 and it's a deal.
- Don't try and fuck me over.
It'll be the last thing you do.
- Be rest assured Sawyer,
we are reliable guys, right?
- Sure. Don't worry.
- Absolutely.
- I'll be back in two days.
Make sure you leave everything
just as you found it.
And one more thing.
Now, open your ears wide
and listen carefully,
do not go into the attic.
That's where I keep my things.
I don't want some kids grubby little lands
touching stuff that don't belong to them.
Do you understand me?
- Cross my heart Sawyer, you have my word.
No one will touch your stuff.
- Yeah. Well, you better not
'cause I'd notice it immediately.
- Congratulations Mac,
you are a born actor.
Well, now tell me something.
Where on earth are you going to find $70?
Maybe you know a few cowboy tricks.
- Right. Mac where are
we gonna find the money?
- That is what I was referring to.
You two are real ball busters.
Thanks Mac, for saving our asses again.
You are welcome guys. It was a pleasure.
- You really are a certified
idiot. Fucking incredible.
- We'll, think about it
over the weekend. Okay?
One thing at a time for Christ's sake.
- Well, we could make counterfeit bills
like "To Live and Die in LA."
No? Forget it.
- Does anybody wanna listen to some music?
- Sporty, that's the first sensible thing
I've heard you say.
- Come on Mac, amaze me.
Good stuff yeah.
At least you got good taste in music.
Come on guys, let's
get this party started.
- Fantastic.
This boy has got good taste.
- Can I?
- What do you think?
Are you perving on me?
- No, not at all.
I just wanted to,
I just wanted,
I'd like to-
- You'd like to what?
- To say sorry, for earlier in the van.
You know that bullshit about Tobe Hooper?
Look, I didn't want to irritate
you or anything like that.
It's just that I never
know how to approach people
or make friends.
I become really anxious
and start talking about random things,
or I never shut up and
start spouting out bullshit
for hours waiting for someone to-
- Keith?
You are doing it again.
- What?
- Spouting bullshit.
- God, I'm sorry, I can't help it.
- Nevermind. Forget it.
- Are you sure you don't?
- Yeah. Yeah. Forget it.
Thanks for the thought.
- Yeah. Great.
Do you like comics?
- What?
- You know, comics?
Do you read them?
- Well, I read them. I bring on one then.
- Well, I brought some,
if you want to read them.
The new Spiderman series
is out of this word.
- Are you hitting on me?
Chill out four eyes.
I'm just making fun of you.
- Okay. Well.
- Boo!
- Oof.
- Why the sad faces? Did somebody die?
- Yeah, your mother.
- Anyway, sorry to break
up this touching moment,
but we need to finish
that research project.
Otherwise that asshole Professor Williams
will whip our asses
- Yeah.
- Again.
- Yeah. You two go.
I'll be there in a minute.
- Let's go brainack, leave
the witch to her own devices.
- Mac stop it. I can breathe.
- Come on sporty.
- Keith?
Sorry but, I have to ask you this.
What was the punishment you
had to do as a freshman?
- They hung me by my
underpants, lacko truck.
- Shit.
- How did you get out of there?
- The physical education
teacher, Mr. Nichols.
He cut my underwear
with a pair of scissors.
- Are you saying that Mr. Nichols
saved your balls
by cutting your underpants off
with a pair of scissors?
- Yeah. Real fun.
- Sorry, but that's so-
- You Mac?
Seeing as you find that so funny.
Why don't you tell us
what happened to you?
- Me, there's nothing to tell.
- bullshit.
- You're free not to believe
me. But that's your problem.
- Ben wouldn't agree.
- Ben can go fuck himself.
- Who's Ben?
- Yeah, why don't you ask Mac yourself?
- Who's Ben?
- Alright. You win.
Fuck you, Quinn.
Ben Avery that asshole,
fucked my face in a toilet
full of piss for five minutes,
the longest five minutes of my life.
You happy now?
Assholes.
- The truth shall set you free.
- And you? You've been here for hours
and you've barely said a word.
- Got a problem, idiot?
- Grumpy Bailey,
silent Bailey, brooding Bailey.
That's what they say about
you in the corridors.
There's no need to be
like this with me too.
You know, you can tell me anything.
- Are you done whining?
Or do you have to prove to
your little friends here
how that thing between your legs
is as small as your fucking brain?
- Clap. Clap.
So you're human after all.
- Mac, perhaps you should-
- Shut up.
- So Bailey, since we are
in the mood to chat, please,
satisfy my curiosity.
- You asshole, shut your fucking mouth.
- And why should I?
Is there a law preventing
me from asking questions?
She's a big girl.
She has no problem answering.
So Bailey, as you know well,
there are many rumors about you at school.
A lot of it is outright
bullshit I'll admit.
- But one, one continues to
echo inside the classrooms.
Whispered as you walk
through the corridors.
- Mac that's enough.
- What happens to your daddy, huh?
Did he go out to buy some milk?
Never showed up again?
Didn't he love you enough?
- You son of a bitch.
- He's dead.
He's dead.
Vietnam, 1973,
an ambush in the middle
of the fucking jungle.
I still remember the telegram
and a two man in uniform
who came to my home
so close to Christmas.
You wanted the truth? Now you know it.
And this, this is all he left me.
- So sorry, Bailey, I didn't know.
- Too late.
Look guys, I'm not gonna sit here
all night listening to
your useless chatter.
A lot of water has passed
under the bridge since then.
I have no intention of
reliving those memories again.
I have an idea.
- Are you sure this is a good idea?
- The old man can go fuck himself. Go.
Fuck!
- Right, the party's over.
We can go back downstairs.
- Wait.
Hold me the torch.
- Hey Einstein?
What you think you're doing?
- Silence.
- Wow.
- Fuck Keith.
Where did you learn that trick?
Watching "MacGyver."
- Are you all ready?
- This is it?
- Well, the old man must be
really fond of his tools.
- What's that?
- Thanks for the help, guys.
- Wow. This is definitely interesting.
- Keith, do your magic again.
- Yes ma'am.
- Are you sure this is a good idea?
- You have anything better to do?
- Hey guys, what are we going to do?
We can still go back downstairs, huh?
- Like hell.
- Fuck!
Are you telling me that
the old man was a marine?
- Guys, look at this.
- Whoa.
- You idiot.
Never point gun at somebody
you don't wanna kill.
What?
- Jeez Bailey
you shoot had with guns?
- My dad was a soldier.
- Sorry.
- Look guys.
Who do you think Sawyer is?
- I bet $10 on him.
- Nah, it doesn't even
look remotely like him.
In my opinion, it's this idiot here.
- What's this?
That's strange.
- May I, please?
- It's all yours.
- Are you ready guys?
- Go for it.
Can you smell that too?
- I'm gonna throw up.
- It's dirty, a book?
- Why does it fucking stink so much?
- What's wrong with you?
- That thing gave me a heart attack.
- Shit.
- You all know what this is, don't you?
Please, Quinn, don't say, "It's a book."
- So tell me what it is.
- It's the Book of the Dead.
- Are you serious?
Nothing?
Lovecraft. Abdullah's Red and
the keys to the underworld.
Really?
Nothing.
- You seriously believe all this shit?
- You have the proof right
in front of your eyes.
There are traces of it scattered
all over the world.
Thousands of years of history
forgotten by everybody.
Manuscripts,
crusades,
Templars,
the deadly tomb.
In the wrong hands, it was
guarded by a secret order
for centuries.
Then, its traces were lost.
In the 1920s, a historian
managed to find it again.
It was an unprecedented event.
But during a storm,
he suffered a ship wreck
in the middle of the Pacific Ocean
and the book, disappeared again.
Hitler tried everything to find it,
but his efforts were fruitless.
Lovecraft didn't invent anything,
he knew of its existence
and decided to ride his wave of success
by exploiting the myth
of this cursed
book.
- Let me get this straight.
The old guy enlists in the Marines,
the United States,
sends him in the Pacific
to kick Japanese ass.
And then by pure chance
among the Mac and bullets,
he finds a cursed book
written centuries ago.
Makes perfect sense.
- I know it sounds ridiculous,
but it could be true.
- How do you know all this shit four eyes?
- I know how to read Mac.
I don't know if I can
say the same about you.
- Listen, know it all-
- So what are we gonna do?
- Don't get fresh.
- Join us.
Join us.
Join us.
Join us.
Bailey?
Bailey?
It's Dad.
Why don't you answer me?
Don't you love me anymore?
Have you forgotten me already?
I'm cold honey.
I think I'm dead.
They're all dead.
I no longer feel my legs. Please, honey.
Answer me.
Help me!
Help me!
Help me!
Help me! Help me!
- Bailey.
- What's going on?
Is everything okay?
- I'm fine.
I just need to-
- Is it the book?
Did it do something to you?
- I said I'm fine.
- Bailey wait.
- Keith?
Let her go.
She needs to be alone.
- It was that fucking book.
It did something to her. I'm sure of it.
- What the fuck is going on?
- Shit. Shit shit.
Shit.
Shit shit.
Fuck!
Dad.
I can't forget.
I mustn't forget.
Guys?
- Bailey? Help!
- Those idiots.
- Maybe we should put it back
in the trunk and fuck it.
Nobody saw anything.
- Bailey is the only one
who came into contact
with the book.
And when I say contact, I
mean it did something to her.
We have to know what happened
before we screw things up again.
- I've never seen Bailey like that.
The book must have touched on her.
- It feeds on our weaknesses.
Maybe the story of her father.
- I'll tell you what we are going to do
with the space of shit.
Now we build the fire
and stick the fucker into
- Mac, put the book down.
- Right Mac, put the book
down. We can't risk it.
- No way.
I'm tired of hearing you
talk about this stuff
like it's normal.
It's fucking absurd.
So I wanna be sure I don't
have to worry about cursed book
or the undead or shit like that anymore.
- Mac. Don't make me tell you again.
Put the book down.
- Go fuck yourselves.
I'm sick of your macho man bullshit.
This time I'm going to dictate the rules.
Now I'll show you.
- No Mac.
- Mac?
- Your hand.
- Stop! Stop! Stop!
Fucking help me!
Get this fucking book off me.
- Let go you bastard.
- Bailey? Help!
- Keep pulling, don't stop.
- Guys what the fuck?
- Fuck!
- Mac are you okay?
- It fucking hurts.
- Let me see.
- Look at my fucking hand Sporty.
- Keep still.
- That was delicious.
I hope you are not right handed.
Food for brains.
- Fuck you asshole.
Hope you chocked on it.
- I didn't mean to
offend you sweet cheeks.
I was just making a compliment.
Ah, I almost forgot.
I've decided to throw a party
and the new guests will be arriving soon.
Oh,
the little orphan,
got angry.
- You know what? You
talk too much for a book.
- Don't even think about it bitch.
You little bastards.
You don't know what you've done.
There you all are,
four idiots who don't know
they are already dead.
- Let's play a game.
Now you shut the fuck up
and only open your mouth
to answer my questions
or I'll be forced to use this.
- Oh, poor little Bailey Hollenbeck.
Do you really think a simple
gun will do anything to me?
- Let's find out. What do you think, guys?
- Yeah, whip his ass Bailey.
- Teach that asshole a lesson.
- If I were you, I
wouldn't make her angry.
- Did you hear that?
Looks like we wanna have fun.
- Boys and girl,
you are so much fun.
So tell me, what do you want to ask?
- What the fuck have you done to me
and who are the new guests
you so kindly invited.
- There's no need to get so excited.
We are all friends
and friends have fun
when they get together.
What I did is very, very simple indeed.
I used your fear Bailey,
the remorse of a loss
you've never metabolized
the loss of a father
who made you who you are.
You pretend to be strong, confident,
but underneath you hide your insecurity.
The insecurity of somebody
who keeps dreaming
of a dead daddy in the
middle of the jungle.
You are nothing, just a bag of flesh
that hasn't been able to go on
with its pitiful life.
You humans are so easy to read.
I see that now I have
your complete attention.
Let's see, Quinn Decker.
Handsome, intelligent
first in everything.
But why do you do it? I wonder.
Ah, right. Maybe because at home
you are actually an eternal second.
Mommy and Daddy only have
eyes for your big brother.
He's the real pride and joy of the family.
You, on the other hand,
are just a carbon copy
in the eyes of your poor parents.
- Shut your fucking mouth.
- Now it's Mac's turn. The
bully in the cowboy act.
By now, he and I are intimate.
I think I still have
some pieces of your hand
stuck in my throat.
However, with you, this
game is all too easy.
You are an attention seeking idiot.
Everyone pretends to be your friend
when in reality they think
you're a first rate asshole.
You have no certainties in life, Mac.
Just your needlessly overblown ego
and that stupid act of yours.
You are alone, but deep
down you already know that.
Or am I wrong?
Choo choo and here we
are at the final station,
Keith Craver.
You know, boy, I have
some respect for you.
You have never betrayed your nature.
You have never lowered yourself
to the disgusting rebel
that infests the world of the living.
You are an outsider,
a leader who doesn't yet know he is one.
And that's why you will
become one of the officers
in the ranks of my army.
Indeed, all of you will do your part
whether you like it or not.
- What do you mean?
- I invited an acquaintance of mine,
or rather an old friend.
We've known each other for a long time.
He has always helped me
with spring cleaning.
And best of all, he fixes
problems in the blink of an eye.
Simple, clean jobs.
And he's coming right here to
do the same thing with you.
Isn't that crazy?
Finally, we see each other again
after such a long time.
It's coming to get you guys.
It's coming to get you.
- I warned you, you
stinking piece of shit.
Shut up.
Okay guys, we're definitely screwed.
A demonic motherfucker is
coming here to kick our ass.
And won't stop chasing
us until we're all dead.
So what do we do now?
- Do you know what?
Fuck it.
We are losers.
Eternal seconds, assholes
forced to carry the
weight of our shitty lives
on our shoulders.
You wanna know something else?
That's life.
But here,
fuck
now we have the chance
to prove to ourself we
are worth so much more
tonight, for the first time,
we are gonna stand on the
summit and enjoy the view.
And believe me,
it's gonna be so fucking beautiful.
It's time to return the favor.
- Well said Sporty.
- Your all out of your fucking minds.
Did you hear what it said?
- Why not?
- Now, the little genius
has joined team crazy too.
- We need your help Mac.
Besides, you're not telling me
you're gonna let the bustard
get away with what he did to your hand.
Are you?
- Guys, you know what?
I'm an asshole
and I'm sorry for everything
I put you through.
If there's one thing I realized
is that I deserve all this shit.
I don't wanna get sentimental,
but I think I've grown fond
of you useless bastards.
You are my family.
And even if this plan is crazy,
screw it.
And now,
it's time to give up.
- That's for you.
- Wanna give it a name?
- That's not a bad idea.
- Better keep the asshole closer then.
- If I survive all this,
I swear to God, I'll dance to the jig.
- The what?
- The jig.
- Okay. If you say so.
- Are we all ready?
- Fuck yeah.
- So let's go.
- Well, shouldn't the
motherfucker be on his way?
- Yeah. Yeah. Sure.
- Let's wait.
Let's not lose our calm.
- Guys, we closed
all the entrances,
didn't we?
- Okay, this is what we'll do.
Quinn, you take care of the living room,
Keith you'll be the good samurai here.
While Mike deals with the second floor.
Questions?
- And you Bailey?
- I'll check the first floor.
Any other questions?
Good. Let's go.
- Wait. If there are any problems,
this is our meeting point.
If you're in the shit,
get here as fast as you can.
Alone, I don't know how
many chances we'll have,
but united
just don't fuck up and above all,
stay alive.
Let's go.
- Be ready.
- I was born ready.
- Okay Quinn.
Let's lock this place down.
It was about time.
- Shit
Shit.
Shit.
- Come on. Come on.
Shut the fuck up.
- Bailey?
- Show yourself.
You fucking son of a bitch.
What the
Son of a bitch.
I have to warn the others.
Now you can scream all you want.
- Fuck is going on?
Keith? You there?
Keith?
Get away from me.
- Mac is everything okay?
Mac?
Mac, answer?
- Did you hear that too?
- Fuck!
Are you out of your mind?
I'm gonna die.
- It came from up there, right?
- I think so.
Fuck, this house is a maze.
Do you think it's Mac?
- I don't know.
We need to check.
I'll go ahead.
Give me light and watch my back.
Don't leave my ass for a
second, you understand?
- Understood Captain.
- Good. Let's go.
- Let's go.
- Bailey?
- Come on face me. I've
got a present for you.
- Bailey?
Bailey?
It's me. Dad.
- Dad?
- Oh honey, you
don't know how happy I am
to hear your voice.
- That's not you.
- I swear to you, honey, it's me.
Even if I'm no longer,
even if I'm no longer alive.
Here I am talking for some
strange reason with my daughter.
It's incredible.
You know, when I left for
the war, you were so little
and now, now you're all grown up.
- Stop it.
- In Vietnam,
all I did was thinking about you and mom.
Every day, every hour during meals,
during firefights, always.
And after all this endless
thinking about you,
I realized something,
a small grain of sand
that move inside me causing a sand still.
A pure crystal lethal.
You know, Bailey,
it's not an easy thing to confess.
But I'll say it anyway.
Bailey? You and mom,
you and mom were my young too.
Do you understand me?
Useless little whore.
You and that bitch mother of yours.
I could have had it all,
but no, I enlisted for you
to guarantee you a roof
over those fucking bitch heads of yours.
Was it worth it?
Fuck no.
If the price to pay for my life
was that of not giving
birth to you, then so be it.
I died because of you
filthy opportunist bitches.
Dad is with the worms now.
Die!
Die!
Die!
- I've heard enough.
It's not you.
It can't be you.
- I will show you who the real monster is.
- Mac is everything okay?
Mac?
Mac answer?
- I'm on my way.
- Keith?
Gimme some light.
- Oh God.
Shit!
- Are you okay?
- Mac?
- Buddy?
- Mac that's not funny.
Tell us what's happening.
- We all fall
down.
- For Christ.
- Mac. You need help.
Come with us.
And
- Oh.
- Can you hear that too?
- Hear what Mac?
Mac?
- It's beautiful.
Quinn, mate.
You ask me
if I find it up.
You know, it has needed.
You.
Got to sleep.
- Keith?
Your little piece of shit.
Now it's your fucking turn.
- Get face full of this,
fucking asshole.
- Is that all you have?
- So your balls survived the wedgie
Well after I'm done with it,
I like your body in a coat rock.
Cut off your balls and
shove it down your throat.
Who's breaking my balls now?
- The fucking tooth fairy.
- Oh.
- Get up.
- Bailey?
- You.
- Yeah. Me.
- Oh shit.
- I said get up.
Let's drag him to the living room.
We're not safe here.
- And him?
- Mac was already dead
before I pulled the trigger.
- Come on. Move.
- Okay.
- Quinn. It's me.
- Let him go.
- What happened?
- You tell us big man.
- What?
- Can we trust him?
- You're not possessed?
Are you?
- Fuck guys, it's me.
- Prove it.
- How can I do that?
I'm fine.
The last thing I can remember
is Mac's fist, two inches from my eyes.
And darkness.
Not possessed. Damn it.
- I believe him Bailey.
- Believe me guys,
I've just this fuck off headache.
- But Mac?
Bailey, where's Mac?
Oh no.
No.
Shit.
- For you Cap.
- Thanks, man.
What the fuck happened here?
- The asshole is inside the house.
He tried to party with me,
but Bailey's tired of playing
and there's still shit to deal with.
- How did he get in?
I mean, doors and windows are all-
- Doors and windows didn't
do a damn thing to him.
It's like playing
fucking chess with death.
- It's probably already
here, we don't even know it.
- Guys. I have an idea.
Let's use the book.
There's got to be some formula,
some, write that can help us.
- The situation is truly fucked up
beyond all recognition.
So make it quick.
- You heard him? We'll, keep an eye out.
Keith, do your magic.
- Well then.
- Quick.
- I'm trying.
- He's close.
- Right, right.
- Keith.
- I found something.
- What?
- A note written in blood.
Best part, it's in English.
Maybe during World War II.
- We don't have time for
history lesson Keith.
What's written there? Hurry up!
- Get ready. He's coming.
- I am ready.
- Not yet.
I decided to baptize it first.
- Guys, to kick that thing's ass,
we have to hit it on its ugly face with
This.
- Let him go, you son of a bitch.
- I told you to-
- Bailey?
- No.
- Remember the Hooper Theory.
- Keith?
- Wait Bailey.
- Let her go, you asshole.
You wanna dance?
Let's dance.
- Get a hold of this.
- What have you done?
- What needed to be done.
Die!
Just fucking die.
- Bailey. That's enough Bailey.
Enough.
Look at me. Look at me.
Bailey, look at me.
It's over. Game over.
His dead. That's enough.
- Congratulations.
Well done.
But do you really think it's over?
Do you really believe that?
Oh no. You are mistaken.
There are thousands like him
hidden in the darkness,
waiting, ready to kick your asses.
You won the battle, I grant you,
but the war.
Oh, the war
has just begun.
- I didn't know you smoked.
- I just quit.
The baptism is over.
I want its name.
- Lucy.
- Lucy. Nice name. I approve.
- And now?
- Now,
now we'll hunt down the others.
- You really must be out
of your fucking mind.
- Do you think so?
I came here for some fucking research
and now this.
Fucking amazing.
- Right.
- So what you wanna do,
build your own master hunting squad?
- Something like that.
Plus, I still have an outstanding debt.
I intend to sell it, whatever the cost.
I still owe it to Keith.
- And Mac.
We can still dance the
jig in Keith's honor.
- Well said.
- We need to go.
- Yeah.
Yeah. Let's go.
- Oh you little bastards
where'd you think you're going?
You still owe me $70.
- Fuck!