Boy Eats Girl (2005) Movie Script
1
[clatter]
[grunts]
[hissing]
[hinges creak]
[hinges creak]
What are you doing here?Nothing, Father.
Well, this crypt
is the deconsecrated
resting place
of the missionaries
who have strayed
from the path.
To disturb them
is to rouse their
blackened hearts.
I didn't mean any harm.
Now leave!
And don't come back.
[bell tolling]
[rock]
Aah!
Hanging around
The streets of your town
I was waiting for you there
I'd run aground
[tires squeal, shouting]
Was on the way out
Just kept thinking about your hair
Wait alone
Head is gone
Where are you running to...
See you tomorrow,
children.
Bye, Jessica.
See ya, Nathan.
See ya, Jess.
The time to move
is today, Nathan.
That's what he said.
That's what he said,
wasn't it?
You'd ask her today
and end her suffering.
And ours.
Then go after her,
you idiot.
I just find it hard
to ask the question.
Just let me think.
No. Don't think.
When Adam asked Jenny out
and she said no,
the whole thing
got really messy,
And I don't want that
for me and Jess.
Now, just being friends
is better
than the alternative.
The alternative
is shagging her.
That's only
if she says yes.
To me,
she won't say yes?
Horrible truth time,
Nathan.
Jessica has, um...
What are they called?
Breasts.
No. Standards.
We're lucky
she's our friend.
Any more than that
is pushing it.
Thanks.
We're so bored
of the whole thing.
Just ask her.
She'll say no.
It'll be a short,
stabbing pain,
and things will get
back to normal.
I would have broken it
to you more gently.
Nathan. Boys.
Hello, Mr. Frears.
I believe tomorrow
is a school day.
Shouldn't you be
studying for exams,
preparing for
a future career?
That is, of course,
assuming that any
of you has a future.
Rest assured, gentlemen,
I shall be
speaking to Jessica
about
these wasted afternoons.
[engine starts]
[rock]
This one's for you
Chick.
This one's for me
This one's for you
[horn honks]
I got a nervous feeling
Hey, what's an
after-the-end-of-term
disco?
No.
Come on.
It'll be a laugh
if we have a few drinks
before we go in.
Did you see that?
Cheryl just
smiled at Nathan.
She wants him.Shut up.
How unfair
is that?
Very unfair.
What does our friend do?
He pines over a girl
he can't have.
Why don't you just
go out with Cheryl?
Because I don't
fancy Cheryl.
That doesn't
matter.
And she has a boyfriend
that'll beat him to a pulp.
Hey, Cheryl.
[bell rings]
Now she's just
standing there
in a pair of high heels
and nothing else.
Naked. Nude.
And the bar man
can't resist asking her
"What's this all about?"
She looks him
dead in the eyes
[cell phone beeps]and she says--
Sent.
What?
What does she say?
She says,
"Thank you very much,"
and she lives
happily ever after.
The end.
Huh?
You just texted Jessica
to meet you at the shack
at 7 tonight,
because you have something
really important to tell her.
Well done, Nathan.Finally.
[beeps]
Shit.
Okay,
people, before we go,
who's got a topic
for discussion?
Come on. What issues
are burning inside you?
What do you want to express,
to debate, to share?
For example, Samson,
who are you?
Irish.
Irish. Okay.[Class chuckles]
So you identify yourself
by your nationality.
Now, what does
being Irish mean to you?
Anyone else?
Yes. Brendon.
Myths and legends,
scholars, and writers.
Joyce, Beckett, Yeats.Good.
What a brain. Who reads
those guys anymore?
Yes. Thank you for that
contribution, Cheryl.
Mr. Diggs...
how does being Irish
make you feel?
Suicidal.
Right. Does anyone got
anything sensible to say?
Car fumes are good.
[Boy]
Hang yourself.
If your neck
doesn't break,
think how clear
everything must be.
Right, Kenneth,
that's enough.
Okay, people,
for your homework--
[bell rings]
[overlapping chatter]
Who have you got
your eye on now, Cheryl?
As soon as it
becomes your business,
I'll let you know.
I didn't see you in my
biology class earlier.
Was anything wrong?
Do you know what,
Mrs. Brumble?
You remind me
of my granny.
Ah! Oh, that's
lovely, Cheryl.
I can't fucking
stand her, either.
Nathan, hi.
Hi, yourself.
We've hardly spoken since
the school year started.
Did we ever speak
before that?
Every other guy in the school
trails after my shadow.
You hardly notice me.
I notice you, though.
Do you?
Has Samson been giving you
a hard time?
[car horn honks]
I could give you
a hard time if you like.
Cheryl, listen,
we should talk again soon
because it's good,
but at the moment
there's this girl
I like--
That's so sweet.
Are you trying
to make me jealous?
[panting]
[honk]
Kenneth,
are you going to
the end-of-term disco?
What?
It's just I've got
this great dress
that I bought
for New Year's Eve,
but I didn't get
a chance to wear it
'cause I was sick
with bulimia.
I'm going with Laura.
Oh.
All right.
Ah-choo!
See you later.
Hey! Are those
my sister's?
Come on, Charlotte.
She's like 14 or something.
Yeah.
Sorry.
[overlapping shouting]
You know, I would have
asked Jessica out
in my own time.
No, you wouldn't.
You'd have put it off
like you always do.
Do you know
your problem, Nathan?
You over-examine,
you over-analyze,
and you over-think.Exactly.
You restrict yourself
to one option.
That's why we have
so much success
with the ladies.
Success with the what?
[Coach]
Catch it! Whoa!
Hey, McGuire!
Samson, hi.
That was
a great tackle.
Why don't you play
more sports, McGuire?
Does it have
anything to do
with the fact that
you're a raging queer?
Maybe.
Have you been talking
to my girlfriend again?
If I don't hurt you now,
I'm never gonna be at it.
Do you see my dilemma?
Next time we have words,
McGuire,
you're a dead man.
We were just about
to step in there.
I was calculating
his weak spots.
Ah, he's just
a bully.
I still have
my dignity.
Yeah, but unfortunately,
they have your trousers.
Whoo!
[laughter]
I find it easier
To sit and stare
Than push my--
Let's have
a look at you.
Now don't mess this up.
Thanks.
Well, you have a tendency
to babble when you're nervous.
No, I don't.
Try not to appear
too desperate.
Might put her off.I'm going now.
As blue as oceans
And as pure as sky
I struggle for the words and then give up
My head's with the birds
On the T-hut
A little piece of mind
That I know better
That the plain disgrace of all my letters
Where do you think
you're going?
[sighs]
Out.
I'll be back
in a little while.
I didn't ask you
when you'd be back.
I asked you where
you were going.
I'm meeting Nathan.
I won't be long.
You're right. You won't.
Please, Dad.
I'm just going to
meet him for 10 minutes.
No, you're not.
Now go back up
to your room
this minute.
And do not
give me that look.
Your mother would
not have allowed
such behavior,
either...
if that's what
you were thinking.
[sighs]
You know the way we've
been friends for ages.
But what I really want
is to be
much more than that.
That's crap.
Stop naming names
Stop making waves
Stop making an island of yourself
[answering machine]
Hi, this is Nathan.
Please leave a message
and I'll get back--
[ends call]
Is that not okay?
Or can't anybody
Make mistakes?
Come on, Jess.
And there's no excuse
You can use
To confuse you
Even if you try
'Cause I know by heart now
The things you try and start
I know them, every line
So stop naming names
Stop making waves
Stop making an island of yourself
I lost my way
Is that not okay?
Or can't anybody make mistakes?
[dial tone]
[line ringing]
[thunder rumbling]
[ring]
[ring]
[ring]
Hello.
Nathan.
Actually, she's not here.
No. She was picked up
some time ago.
I didn't catch his name.
A good-looking type
in a good-looking car.
Good night, Nathan.
Nathan?
Aw, shit.
[horn honking]
Hey, Jessica.
Jump in, baby.
I'm going down
past your place.
Wet T-shirt weather, huh?
You know, Jessica, you're
not like the other girls.
They think
they can tame me.
You don't care,
which is why I think
we'd be good together.
I'm flattered
by the proposal,
but it would never work.
Why not?
For one thing,
I can't stand you.
Is there someone else?
Kenneth, there's anyone else.
Is there any chance
I can see your tits?
Piss off, Kenneth.
[tires screech]
[rock]
[grunts]
Hold on to that thought
Oh, give it strength and give it meaning
Just to believe in it
And you don't know what you've got
You're only hurtin' 'cause you wanna
Not 'cause you need to
And you
You don't understand anymore
What they say
Don't wanna feel
Anymore
It's harder than before
Now
Don't wanna feel
Anymore
It's harder than before
Now
Much harder than before
You can't see while you fall
You can't remember why it mattered
Or if it mattered
So you
You move on
With more force
You make up distance as you travel
To clean road from the gravel
And you
Can't understand
Anymore
What they say
Don't wanna feel
Anymore
It's harder than before
Now
Nathan, can you
turn that music down?
Just turn it down
a fraction.
Nathan, will you turn--
Aah!
[music stops]
Aah!
Aah!
[moaning]
[scream]
[faucet runs, stops]
Nathan?
Nathan.
How are you feeling?
Can you speak?
What?
Oh, thank God!
Mum, please.
Are you sure
you're okay?
Well,
my throat's very dry.
Here.
Have some more water.
Mum, I've got to go.
[sighs]
So how did last night go,
Nathan?
Ah, it was a disaster.
What happened?
Jessica didn't show up.
Not for me, anyway.
I went home.
Got so drunk on whiskey,
I blacked out.
The whiskey was meant
for before the disco.
It was an emergency, Diggs.
[groans]
What's wrong now?
Oh, you're not going
to puke, are you?
No. I'm just hungry,
that's all.
Were you just
flirting with Cheryl?
I looked at her.
Is there a law
against that?
For me, there is.
Listen, I'll catch
you later, okay?
[Cheryl]
What's he like?
Who?
Nathan. What's
he like in bed?
How should I know?
Well, you're never gonna
keep him that way.
We're just friends,
okay?
Well, then you won't
mind if I take him
for a little test drive
at the disco tonight.
Samson not enough for you?
Samson's a sweetheart,
but he doesn't own me.
I do what I like,
when I like,
and who I like.
So if your "friend"
is available,
then tonight might be
his lucky night, hmm?
[sighs]
[knocking on door]
I can smell trouble,
woman.
Can I help you, Father?
A book
of pagan trickery
has gone missing
from my crypt.
Missionaries
in distant places
were brought back
from the dead
by the voodoo rituals
in that book.
I'm sorry, but I don't see
what this has to do with me.
The book was damaged.
And after that,
those who
were resurrected
had the desire
to eat the living
flesh of others.
If you have that book,
return it now
before you meddle
with its secrets
and unleash a darkness
upon this place.
Oh, my God.
Oh, shit.
[Samson] Cheryl acts
like she's in charge,
but every night,
she calls me,
begging for phone sex.
Ha ha! The dirty bitch.
Hey! It's my girlfriend
you're talking about.
Oh, right. Sorry.
Who are you taking
to the disco, Kenneth?
I'm going with Laura,
but that doesn't mean
I'm leaving with her.
[laughs]
Tell me more
about Jessica.
Jessica? Oh, yeah.
Talk about
your dirty bitches.
After I picked her up
in the car,
we went back
to her place.
Turned out that
her father was away.
She said she wanted
to play strip poker,
and I swear to God,
she started losing
on purpose.
Oh, baby!
Go on.
[bell rings]
She got down to her bra
and knickers,
and then she started
making extra bets.
She'd do this, and then
she'd let me do that.
[laughter]
Hi, Nathan.
Attention, please.
Your heart beats, on average,
70 times a minute.
To take the pulse
of the person next
to you,
you press
your index finger
and your middle finger
to their wrist.
Get off me!
[Mrs. Brumble]
Try it now.
Huh?
You all look so lovely
holding hands.
[chuckles]
Nathan, I want
to talk to you
about last night.
I don't want to know.
Look, you know we've
been friends for ages.
Who cares?
"But what I really
want is--"
Those notes
aren't for you.
Not anymore.
I used to think
I loved you,
but now I know
who you really are.
What?
You're just
like all the others.
You're just another slut.
How are you feeling,
by the way?
Nauseous?
Headaches, maybe?
Voices?
What?
Nothing.
No, I'm just really hungry,
that's all.
[grunts]
Nathan,
you may have noticed
that your body's going
through some changes.
Mum, this stuff
has all gone off.
There's nothing
to be afraid of.
You probably have new urges
that you haven't
experienced before.
You know, this day
could not get any worse.
[sighs]
[door slams]
[plaster cracks]
[birds twittering]
[sizzling]
[sighs]
[rock]
It's a wonderful night
You gotta take it from me
It's a wonderful night
Work it for me
It's a wonderful night
Everybody can see
It's a wonderful night
Work it for me
It's a wonderful night
Go ahead and release
It's a wonderful night
Work it for me
You know the music search engine need a tune-up
Soon as they at the gig, they all wanna hear the corner, uh-uh
Well, that was cool--
Diggs, get out
the drink!
Alcopops?
What's wrong?
Could you not have
got something
a little bit more manly?
Forget manly,
just less girlie.
Hey, Nathan,
good to see you.
Ready to go
a bit wild?
Bottle of water,
please, Bernard.
Okey-dokey.
He thinks he's such
a fucking tough guy.
You know what will
really screw him up?
What?
Jessica.
If you bang that bitch,
it'll really hurt him.
Can you set that up?
Me?
Yeah.
You said she'd do
whatever you wanted.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll have a word with her.
Yeah, no problem.
The dirty bitch.
It's a wonderful night
You gotta take it from me
It's a wonderful night
[sizzling]Oh!
Enjoying yourself?
Not much.
Do you want to dance?
No.
Do you want to get
some air, then?
Yeah.
Okay.
Interesting taste.Cheryl, listen.
Say you want me.
Tell me you want me.
Playing hard to get
all this time.
Just say you want me.
Flesh.
Oh, yes!
Oh, come on, baby.
Show me how much
you want me.
Get nice and--
nice and--
Don't you like girls?What?
Well, usually guys
are, like,
standing to attention
at this stage.
No. No, wait.
Oh, my God.
Oh, you poor thing.
[laughing]
What'd I tell you
about messing with
my girlfriend?
I told you before.
Didn't listen, did you?
Huh?
You lie there.
I'm gonna go find Jessica.
I heard she's anybody's.
Come on.
Have a go.
I'll break your face.
Winner gets
to screw Jessica.
Aah!
Aah![flesh tearing]
Aah!
God!
[sobbing]
[spits]
Where is he?
Excuse moi?
Where's Nathan?
I think Nathan would
like to be alone.
Between you and me,
I think he's been
indulging himself
a little too much.
[chuckles]
You bitch.
Ooh!
Hi, Charlotte.
You. What do you want?
Shane.
Enjoying yourself?
Do you want me
to fucking box you?
Why would I want that?
[banging on door]
Let me out, Diggs!
You little queer!
Now...
do you want to dance?
No.
Shite.
[rustling]
Who's there?
Whatever gaylord
is hiding out there
better come out now
before I thump you.
[growling]
I swear to God,
I'll beat the crap
out of you!
[Girl]
Did you see her face
when I said that?
Uhh!
[chomping]
[latch clicks]
[door closes]
How was the disco?
Terrible.
What happened?
Nothing.
Tell me.
I can't.
Nathan, nothing's that bad.
Thisis.
[sighs]
What is it, then?
I just want to go to my room.
I'll keep the music down.
[door closes]
You have your whole
lives ahead of you.
You can do
wonderful things.
So many possibilities.
I know, Craig.
Then fight the system,
okay?
Never be intimidated
by authority figures.
You shouldn't be intimidated
by me, for example.
Don't worry.
We're not.
Good night.
[slurping]
Get a room, you two.
Hey, Samson.
I could dance like this
all night, man,
but I've got to get
back to my pad.
Is something wrong?
Need to talk about it?
My teacher's hat
comes off,
But my listening hat
is always on.
What's on your mind,
son?
Spit it out.
Fuck me.
[dog barking]
[dog snarling]
[dog wailing][chomping]
[roars]
[grunts]
[groaning]
Please, please!
Open the door!
Uhh!
Hello.
[rapping on window]
[rapping increases]
Leave me alone.
No, Nathan.
I want
an explanation.
I can't explain.
What have I done to deserve
being called a slut?
Please, go away.
Well, what was
tonight all about?
Trying
to make me jealous?
I'm not safe.
What did you say?
Do you trust me?
Yes, I trust you...I think.
Then stay away from me.
What do you mean?
There's something wrong
with me,
and it's getting worse.
Jesus, Nathan, you're
starting to frighten me.
I wanted to ask you out...
but now it's too late.
I'm in trouble, Jess.
I'm sorry.
You have to keep
away from me.
[rapping on window]
Nathan, come on.
Just talk to me.
[sighs]
[whispering]
"History. Priests.
Reanimation."
"Soulless body."
[clattering]
[footsteps approaching]
[clattering continues]
There's something I need
to tell you, Nathan.
I didn't see
the warning signs.
that you were suicidal.
I didn't know
What?
But I brought you
back to life.
What the fuck
are you talking about?
I found this book
in the crypt at the church.
I shouldn't have taken it,
I know.
I used the book
to perform a ritual.
I missed a vital element.
The ritual didn't work.
I made some mistake.
That's why you're
feeling like this.
How do you know
what I am feeling like?
There's no pain.
Your heart doesn't beat,
and your blood
doesn't flow.
You want to eat human flesh.
Is it infectious? Is it?
Oh, fuck.
Samson.
[flies buzzing]
Listen.
I've killed a girl.
Well, not me exactly,
but I'm the one
who's responsible.
School holidays, huh?
I bit a guy called Samson,
and now he's infected.
He's eating people.
You gotta find him
and lock us both up
before I do it, too.
Nice try.
Would you look at me,
for God's sake?
Geez, that's very good,
very lifelike.
I'm not taking the piss.
Hey. Now, you listen
to me, son.
Any more of your lip,
and I'll have to arrest you.
Yeah. Arrest me,
you useless fucker.
That's it!
Get the hell out of here!
All right! I'll find
Samson myself, then!
Doesn't look like
Nathan's gonna show up.
It's my turn
to pick, then.
No. You take too long.
What, like it's
an easy choice.
You always do this
every time we get
a bloody film.
The wrong decision
can spoil
a whole weekend.
Diggs,
it's popcorn or crisps.
Just decide, will you?
Lose the pops.
Hi!
Hmm, hmm...hmm.
Oh, my God.
Where's anyone below
the age of oldness?
We're in hell.
I'm getting arthritis
just breathing the same
air as these people.
Charlotte said
she'd be a bit late.
Maybe we should phone her.
Afternoon, ladies.
Oh, great.
Hell gets worse.
I must say you're both
looking extremely elegant
with all that skin showing.
We didn't have that
in my day.
What? Skin?
And you all walk around
acting so innocent.
You know,
when I was your age,
I was considered
quite a catch.
Really?
The least you can do
is buy us a drink.
Where are my manners?
What would you like?
My friend will have
a double brandy with ice,
and I'll have a triple vodka
with a splash of Red Bull.
Coming up.
Ew.
[growls]Aah!
[Nathan]
Ma, what are you doing?
I'm sorry, Nathan!
I'm gonna
try and get help!
[groans]
Hmm?
Hello?
Video boy.
Service.
[rustling]
[slurping]
[chomping]
[both screaming]
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, that's it.
Yeah.
That's it.
Come on, Charlotte.
[moans]
Yeah.
[panting]
[chomping]
Why'd you stop?
I don't-- I'm not
sure I like that.
Did I come?
Aah!
[car horn blaring]
[screaming]
[bell tolling]
[door closes]
It's Brendon, Father.
Bless me, Father,
for I have sinned.
It's been two weeks
since my last confession.
I was at
the end-of-term disco,
and I hid in the girls'
toilets,
and I heard them
saying things, Father.
Disgusting things.
[growling]
Father?
Aah!
[banging on door]
[Nathan grunting]
[clatters]
I don't think
he followed us.
That's because he's too
busy eating someone else.
I think we should
make a run for it
back to the car.
I'd feel a lot safer
if we just stayed here,
for the rest
of the day, maybe.
What are you
talking about?
We have to go to the police
and report him.
Why can't we let
somebody else do that?
We can't be doing
everything all the time.
It's always something to do
with the family background.
What is?The thing that causes
a person to kill.
It's all in
their upbringing.What?
Like his father's
a butcher or something?
No, Diggs. I'm talking about
a psychological defect.
Oh, right.
[clattering][Girl screaming]
Help me! Aah!
[Diggs]
Is he gone yet?
[sigh]
[sigh]
That was Paul
the Deejay.
He was totally fucked up.
Have you got
a nosebleed, Diggs?
No.
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Help me!
Someone's attacking
my boyfriend!
[phone rings]
[ring]
Hello?
[ring]
[ring]
[ring]
[ring]
Is there anyone here?
[ring]
[ring]
Please!
Aah!
There's Joanie Murray.
Shit.
Somebody ate her arm.
I used to fancy her.
Oh, no.
What is it?
They're cutting across
towards Jessica's.
What do we do?
Get Nathan and we'll
go up to get her.
Safety in numbers.
I'll phone Jessica
and warn her.
[phone rings]
[ring]
[beep]
Hello?
Jess, you have
to listen to me.
There are
some people
heading over
to your place.
I told you, Diggs.
No parties.
They don't want
to party, Jess.
They want to hurt you.
Lock the door
and stay inside
till we get there,
okay?
What's going on?
Just find somewhere
to hide
and don't talk
to anyone.
[beep]
[beep]
[engine starts]
[creaking]
[stairs creak]
[gasps]
[clattering]
[exhales]
Nathan!
Nathan!
[banging]
Over here!
I'm in the garage!
What are you doing
in there?
Stop screwing around,
will you?
Jessica's in trouble!
I got locked in!
Open the bolt!
Uhh!
Oh, fuck.
You are one of them.
Nathan, it's us, man.
We're your friends.
We don't
want to hurt you.
Stop it, will you?
What's wrong with Jessica?
She's in danger.
Most of our class,
they look--
they look like you.
Shit.
They're
attacking people.
You know Miss Morris?
Not anymore you don't,
because she's been eaten.
Get in the car.
We're going to Jessica's.
Quickly!
Are you all right
back there?
I'm so fucking hungry.
I'm trying to hold it off.
Have you eaten
anyone yet?
No.
But it's hard not to.
Do you have any
special powers,
Nathan?
I'm stronger. I'm faster.
I don't feel pain.
Can you fly?
No, Diggs,
I can't fucking fly.
Pity.
What's it like
being dead, Nathan?
It's empty. Numb.
There's no blood circulating.
None? Not even...
down there?
No.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit!
[Diggs]
What'll we do?
Ram them!
It's Craig!
Ew!
Aah!
Oh!
He was one of them,
though, wasn't he?
He's still
underneath us!
Roll over a speed bump
or something!
Squish the bastard!
The brakes have gone!
Get into a lower gear!
Oh, fuck!
Turn off the engine!
Aah!
[crash]
Come on, lads!
Nathan, wait for us!
Move it!
[coughs]
Aah!
[muffled cries]
[growling]
Aah!
Uh...
[tooth clatters]
Hello?
[hissing]
I'm sorry, Father.
I did take
the missionary's book,
but only for my son's sake.
[gasps]
Aah!
[growling]
[screaming]
Aah!
[panting]
[moaning]
[ragged breathing]
Dear God.
What's happened to me?
[hissing]
That's it.
It's the snake.
[moaning, howling]
Will you stop this?
We're in a graveyard.
Yes, I know.
Graveyards scare me.
Just shut up
and deal with it!
Are they coming?
I don't know. I can't see.
There's Shane.
Shane!
Will you just--
Get down,
you silly bitch!
Well...
Hi, Charlotte.
This isn't going
to hurt, is it?
Uhh!
Run!
Aah!
Aah!
Uhh!
Ohh!
Aah!
Jess, it's me.
You're like Samson
and the others.
No. No, I'm not. Not yet.
You need to tell me
what's going on.
Mrs. Brumble, help!
Fuck you,
you little bitch!
You miserable old cow!
Oh! Oh, oh, oh!
[all growling]
[Mrs. Brumble screams]
Nathan? Jessica?
[beep beep]
Cheryl?
Ooh! Get in
the fucking house!
[all growling]
Hang on!
[Jessica] What am I
supposed to have done
that was so dreadful?
I just thought
you were better than that.
Better than what?Better than Kenneth.
I didn't know you'd be
fooled by his bullshit.
He doesn't deserve you,
Jess.
I couldn't
actually feel that.
Do you honestly think
that I was with Kenneth?
I saw you with him
in his car.
Oh, I don't know what
you think you saw,
but I'd never, ever be
with a sleazy
little shit like him.
[rustling]
Do you think
they've gone?
I don't know.
Why don't you stick
your head out and see?
We've got to get
out of here.
Are you crazy?
They're out there,
we're in here.
I don't
see the problem.
The problem is,
if they open this door,
we have nowhere to run.
Why are they going
to open this door?
They're
flesh-eating zombies,
not cleaning ladies.
I agree with him.
My name's Diggs,
by the way.
Whatever.
Listen, why don't we
stay here till dawn?
Doesn't sunlight kill them?
That's vampires.
There's vampires, too?
Will you shut up?
Shh!
Or I'll eat you
myself.
I've heard
that one before.
Shh!
Oh, fuck it!
Thank God, it's Nathan.
Uhh!
Jesus!
That was violent!
Go! Go!
Get away!
Piss off!
Get away!
Get off!
Charlotte.
Remember
that giant teddy bear
you got
on Valentine's Day?
The one you thought
Danny Herbert gave you,
which is why you had sex
with him that time?
It was from me!
I've always liked you.
I just wanted you
to know that!
[hisses]
[engine starts]
Oh!
Get in the barn!
Come on! Follow me!
They're right behind you!
Get going!
Aah!
Aah!
Jesus, Jessica,
I think you did it!
You wiped them
all out.
Pretty good
for a virgin.
Are you all right?
I'm fine.
Did they bite you?
No. They didn't
touch me.
This is very
loving and all,
but we want to
know what happens
if Nathan goes
out of control
like the others.
[growls]
Aah!
Go into the loft!
[growling]Aah!
Go on!
They're on us!
Keep going,
keep going!
Quickly, Nathan!Ready, Diggs?
[growls]
Do something, Diggs!
I'm trying!
Aah!
[growls]
Oh!
[growls]
[growls]
Put a hole in the diesel tank!
Yeah! Let's burn them!
Aah!
We need something
to light it with.
Cheryl's matches.
[growls]
Nathan, it's your mum!
Uhh!
Oh!
Let it bite you, Nathan!
It's the cure!
[hissing]
[growling]
Aah!
No!
Aah!
Get away, Mum!
[growls]
[grunting]
Oh, fuck!
[growls]
He's gone!
Nathan?
Quick! Light a bale.
Come on, Diggs!
Get the box open!
[Jessica]
Hurry up!
[Jessica]
Hurry! He's coming!
Give it to me!
I'll do it!
Quick!
Yaah!
No! Get back!
Get back!
[growling]
Come on, Nathan.
Don't do this.
Please fight.
Aah!
[growls]
Aah!
[Diggs]
Nathan!
[hiss]
[groans]
[all screaming]
Go! Go!
[Jessica]
Nathan...
[coughs]
Ow!
[coughing]
[coughing]
[grunts]
Are you all right,
Diggs?
No, I'm not.
Most of our classmates
are dead.
We've killed people
we've known for years.
We've seen other people
being eaten.
I know.
I mean, you're supposed
to make friends at school,
not eat them.
How are we supposed to have
normal relationships
from now on?
Be glad
you survived, Diggs.
Well, I'm glad
I survived, too.
[buzzing]
What's that?
Oh, shit!
Run!
Nathan?
How'd you do that?
You bastard, you scared
the shit out of us!
Jess, I have
something to ask you.
The answer is yes.
[rock]
The boy, the girl, the kiss
the kiss The boy, the girl,
Finally.
What was the question?
The boy, the girl, the kiss
Henry,
what was the question?
The boys, the girls, the kiss
1, 2, 3, 4
Some had come
With someone on their mind
Some had come with no one
The girls gloss their lips
The boys chew their gum
Some girls gloss their lips for no one
When I kiss you
I can close my eyes
When you kiss me
You can stop your smile
Kissing in a tree
Made me shy
I don't like being watched
By some old guy
She took his hand
And dragged him in a tunnel
He never liked kissing till tonight
He used his best lines
Got rejected 20 times
Until he found the one he was waiting for
When I kiss you
I can close my eyes
When you kiss me
You can stop your smile
Kissing in a tree
Made me shy
I don't like being watched
By some old guy
The boys, the girls, the kiss
[rock]
You control my life
My every move and strife
And I can't resist
I have to listen to you
You own my mind
I can't switch you off
Sometimes it doesn't stop
A full monologue
Going on and on too long
You're in my mind
I can't switch you off
My mind
Sometimes it doesn't stop
My mind
A full monologue
Going on and on too long
You're in my mind
Just when I think it's all over then
You know my mind brings me running around again
But I know one day when I'm older
I'll have grown and passed on by
And given up on you
Hey, did signs
Begin to rule my life?
Let's turn this volume down
I'm out of sync
And out of time
I can't switch you off
My mind
No, it doesn't stop
My mind
A full monologue
Going on and on too long
You're in my mind
Just when I think it's all over then
You know my mind brings me running around again
But I know one day when I'm older
I'll have grown and passed on by
And given up on you
So, buddy, my turn now
Buddy, my turn now
Until I say good-bye
Until I say good-bye
Closed-Captioned By
Burbank, CAServices, Inc.
[clatter]
[grunts]
[hissing]
[hinges creak]
[hinges creak]
What are you doing here?Nothing, Father.
Well, this crypt
is the deconsecrated
resting place
of the missionaries
who have strayed
from the path.
To disturb them
is to rouse their
blackened hearts.
I didn't mean any harm.
Now leave!
And don't come back.
[bell tolling]
[rock]
Aah!
Hanging around
The streets of your town
I was waiting for you there
I'd run aground
[tires squeal, shouting]
Was on the way out
Just kept thinking about your hair
Wait alone
Head is gone
Where are you running to...
See you tomorrow,
children.
Bye, Jessica.
See ya, Nathan.
See ya, Jess.
The time to move
is today, Nathan.
That's what he said.
That's what he said,
wasn't it?
You'd ask her today
and end her suffering.
And ours.
Then go after her,
you idiot.
I just find it hard
to ask the question.
Just let me think.
No. Don't think.
When Adam asked Jenny out
and she said no,
the whole thing
got really messy,
And I don't want that
for me and Jess.
Now, just being friends
is better
than the alternative.
The alternative
is shagging her.
That's only
if she says yes.
To me,
she won't say yes?
Horrible truth time,
Nathan.
Jessica has, um...
What are they called?
Breasts.
No. Standards.
We're lucky
she's our friend.
Any more than that
is pushing it.
Thanks.
We're so bored
of the whole thing.
Just ask her.
She'll say no.
It'll be a short,
stabbing pain,
and things will get
back to normal.
I would have broken it
to you more gently.
Nathan. Boys.
Hello, Mr. Frears.
I believe tomorrow
is a school day.
Shouldn't you be
studying for exams,
preparing for
a future career?
That is, of course,
assuming that any
of you has a future.
Rest assured, gentlemen,
I shall be
speaking to Jessica
about
these wasted afternoons.
[engine starts]
[rock]
This one's for you
Chick.
This one's for me
This one's for you
[horn honks]
I got a nervous feeling
Hey, what's an
after-the-end-of-term
disco?
No.
Come on.
It'll be a laugh
if we have a few drinks
before we go in.
Did you see that?
Cheryl just
smiled at Nathan.
She wants him.Shut up.
How unfair
is that?
Very unfair.
What does our friend do?
He pines over a girl
he can't have.
Why don't you just
go out with Cheryl?
Because I don't
fancy Cheryl.
That doesn't
matter.
And she has a boyfriend
that'll beat him to a pulp.
Hey, Cheryl.
[bell rings]
Now she's just
standing there
in a pair of high heels
and nothing else.
Naked. Nude.
And the bar man
can't resist asking her
"What's this all about?"
She looks him
dead in the eyes
[cell phone beeps]and she says--
Sent.
What?
What does she say?
She says,
"Thank you very much,"
and she lives
happily ever after.
The end.
Huh?
You just texted Jessica
to meet you at the shack
at 7 tonight,
because you have something
really important to tell her.
Well done, Nathan.Finally.
[beeps]
Shit.
Okay,
people, before we go,
who's got a topic
for discussion?
Come on. What issues
are burning inside you?
What do you want to express,
to debate, to share?
For example, Samson,
who are you?
Irish.
Irish. Okay.[Class chuckles]
So you identify yourself
by your nationality.
Now, what does
being Irish mean to you?
Anyone else?
Yes. Brendon.
Myths and legends,
scholars, and writers.
Joyce, Beckett, Yeats.Good.
What a brain. Who reads
those guys anymore?
Yes. Thank you for that
contribution, Cheryl.
Mr. Diggs...
how does being Irish
make you feel?
Suicidal.
Right. Does anyone got
anything sensible to say?
Car fumes are good.
[Boy]
Hang yourself.
If your neck
doesn't break,
think how clear
everything must be.
Right, Kenneth,
that's enough.
Okay, people,
for your homework--
[bell rings]
[overlapping chatter]
Who have you got
your eye on now, Cheryl?
As soon as it
becomes your business,
I'll let you know.
I didn't see you in my
biology class earlier.
Was anything wrong?
Do you know what,
Mrs. Brumble?
You remind me
of my granny.
Ah! Oh, that's
lovely, Cheryl.
I can't fucking
stand her, either.
Nathan, hi.
Hi, yourself.
We've hardly spoken since
the school year started.
Did we ever speak
before that?
Every other guy in the school
trails after my shadow.
You hardly notice me.
I notice you, though.
Do you?
Has Samson been giving you
a hard time?
[car horn honks]
I could give you
a hard time if you like.
Cheryl, listen,
we should talk again soon
because it's good,
but at the moment
there's this girl
I like--
That's so sweet.
Are you trying
to make me jealous?
[panting]
[honk]
Kenneth,
are you going to
the end-of-term disco?
What?
It's just I've got
this great dress
that I bought
for New Year's Eve,
but I didn't get
a chance to wear it
'cause I was sick
with bulimia.
I'm going with Laura.
Oh.
All right.
Ah-choo!
See you later.
Hey! Are those
my sister's?
Come on, Charlotte.
She's like 14 or something.
Yeah.
Sorry.
[overlapping shouting]
You know, I would have
asked Jessica out
in my own time.
No, you wouldn't.
You'd have put it off
like you always do.
Do you know
your problem, Nathan?
You over-examine,
you over-analyze,
and you over-think.Exactly.
You restrict yourself
to one option.
That's why we have
so much success
with the ladies.
Success with the what?
[Coach]
Catch it! Whoa!
Hey, McGuire!
Samson, hi.
That was
a great tackle.
Why don't you play
more sports, McGuire?
Does it have
anything to do
with the fact that
you're a raging queer?
Maybe.
Have you been talking
to my girlfriend again?
If I don't hurt you now,
I'm never gonna be at it.
Do you see my dilemma?
Next time we have words,
McGuire,
you're a dead man.
We were just about
to step in there.
I was calculating
his weak spots.
Ah, he's just
a bully.
I still have
my dignity.
Yeah, but unfortunately,
they have your trousers.
Whoo!
[laughter]
I find it easier
To sit and stare
Than push my--
Let's have
a look at you.
Now don't mess this up.
Thanks.
Well, you have a tendency
to babble when you're nervous.
No, I don't.
Try not to appear
too desperate.
Might put her off.I'm going now.
As blue as oceans
And as pure as sky
I struggle for the words and then give up
My head's with the birds
On the T-hut
A little piece of mind
That I know better
That the plain disgrace of all my letters
Where do you think
you're going?
[sighs]
Out.
I'll be back
in a little while.
I didn't ask you
when you'd be back.
I asked you where
you were going.
I'm meeting Nathan.
I won't be long.
You're right. You won't.
Please, Dad.
I'm just going to
meet him for 10 minutes.
No, you're not.
Now go back up
to your room
this minute.
And do not
give me that look.
Your mother would
not have allowed
such behavior,
either...
if that's what
you were thinking.
[sighs]
You know the way we've
been friends for ages.
But what I really want
is to be
much more than that.
That's crap.
Stop naming names
Stop making waves
Stop making an island of yourself
[answering machine]
Hi, this is Nathan.
Please leave a message
and I'll get back--
[ends call]
Is that not okay?
Or can't anybody
Make mistakes?
Come on, Jess.
And there's no excuse
You can use
To confuse you
Even if you try
'Cause I know by heart now
The things you try and start
I know them, every line
So stop naming names
Stop making waves
Stop making an island of yourself
I lost my way
Is that not okay?
Or can't anybody make mistakes?
[dial tone]
[line ringing]
[thunder rumbling]
[ring]
[ring]
[ring]
Hello.
Nathan.
Actually, she's not here.
No. She was picked up
some time ago.
I didn't catch his name.
A good-looking type
in a good-looking car.
Good night, Nathan.
Nathan?
Aw, shit.
[horn honking]
Hey, Jessica.
Jump in, baby.
I'm going down
past your place.
Wet T-shirt weather, huh?
You know, Jessica, you're
not like the other girls.
They think
they can tame me.
You don't care,
which is why I think
we'd be good together.
I'm flattered
by the proposal,
but it would never work.
Why not?
For one thing,
I can't stand you.
Is there someone else?
Kenneth, there's anyone else.
Is there any chance
I can see your tits?
Piss off, Kenneth.
[tires screech]
[rock]
[grunts]
Hold on to that thought
Oh, give it strength and give it meaning
Just to believe in it
And you don't know what you've got
You're only hurtin' 'cause you wanna
Not 'cause you need to
And you
You don't understand anymore
What they say
Don't wanna feel
Anymore
It's harder than before
Now
Don't wanna feel
Anymore
It's harder than before
Now
Much harder than before
You can't see while you fall
You can't remember why it mattered
Or if it mattered
So you
You move on
With more force
You make up distance as you travel
To clean road from the gravel
And you
Can't understand
Anymore
What they say
Don't wanna feel
Anymore
It's harder than before
Now
Nathan, can you
turn that music down?
Just turn it down
a fraction.
Nathan, will you turn--
Aah!
[music stops]
Aah!
Aah!
[moaning]
[scream]
[faucet runs, stops]
Nathan?
Nathan.
How are you feeling?
Can you speak?
What?
Oh, thank God!
Mum, please.
Are you sure
you're okay?
Well,
my throat's very dry.
Here.
Have some more water.
Mum, I've got to go.
[sighs]
So how did last night go,
Nathan?
Ah, it was a disaster.
What happened?
Jessica didn't show up.
Not for me, anyway.
I went home.
Got so drunk on whiskey,
I blacked out.
The whiskey was meant
for before the disco.
It was an emergency, Diggs.
[groans]
What's wrong now?
Oh, you're not going
to puke, are you?
No. I'm just hungry,
that's all.
Were you just
flirting with Cheryl?
I looked at her.
Is there a law
against that?
For me, there is.
Listen, I'll catch
you later, okay?
[Cheryl]
What's he like?
Who?
Nathan. What's
he like in bed?
How should I know?
Well, you're never gonna
keep him that way.
We're just friends,
okay?
Well, then you won't
mind if I take him
for a little test drive
at the disco tonight.
Samson not enough for you?
Samson's a sweetheart,
but he doesn't own me.
I do what I like,
when I like,
and who I like.
So if your "friend"
is available,
then tonight might be
his lucky night, hmm?
[sighs]
[knocking on door]
I can smell trouble,
woman.
Can I help you, Father?
A book
of pagan trickery
has gone missing
from my crypt.
Missionaries
in distant places
were brought back
from the dead
by the voodoo rituals
in that book.
I'm sorry, but I don't see
what this has to do with me.
The book was damaged.
And after that,
those who
were resurrected
had the desire
to eat the living
flesh of others.
If you have that book,
return it now
before you meddle
with its secrets
and unleash a darkness
upon this place.
Oh, my God.
Oh, shit.
[Samson] Cheryl acts
like she's in charge,
but every night,
she calls me,
begging for phone sex.
Ha ha! The dirty bitch.
Hey! It's my girlfriend
you're talking about.
Oh, right. Sorry.
Who are you taking
to the disco, Kenneth?
I'm going with Laura,
but that doesn't mean
I'm leaving with her.
[laughs]
Tell me more
about Jessica.
Jessica? Oh, yeah.
Talk about
your dirty bitches.
After I picked her up
in the car,
we went back
to her place.
Turned out that
her father was away.
She said she wanted
to play strip poker,
and I swear to God,
she started losing
on purpose.
Oh, baby!
Go on.
[bell rings]
She got down to her bra
and knickers,
and then she started
making extra bets.
She'd do this, and then
she'd let me do that.
[laughter]
Hi, Nathan.
Attention, please.
Your heart beats, on average,
70 times a minute.
To take the pulse
of the person next
to you,
you press
your index finger
and your middle finger
to their wrist.
Get off me!
[Mrs. Brumble]
Try it now.
Huh?
You all look so lovely
holding hands.
[chuckles]
Nathan, I want
to talk to you
about last night.
I don't want to know.
Look, you know we've
been friends for ages.
Who cares?
"But what I really
want is--"
Those notes
aren't for you.
Not anymore.
I used to think
I loved you,
but now I know
who you really are.
What?
You're just
like all the others.
You're just another slut.
How are you feeling,
by the way?
Nauseous?
Headaches, maybe?
Voices?
What?
Nothing.
No, I'm just really hungry,
that's all.
[grunts]
Nathan,
you may have noticed
that your body's going
through some changes.
Mum, this stuff
has all gone off.
There's nothing
to be afraid of.
You probably have new urges
that you haven't
experienced before.
You know, this day
could not get any worse.
[sighs]
[door slams]
[plaster cracks]
[birds twittering]
[sizzling]
[sighs]
[rock]
It's a wonderful night
You gotta take it from me
It's a wonderful night
Work it for me
It's a wonderful night
Everybody can see
It's a wonderful night
Work it for me
It's a wonderful night
Go ahead and release
It's a wonderful night
Work it for me
You know the music search engine need a tune-up
Soon as they at the gig, they all wanna hear the corner, uh-uh
Well, that was cool--
Diggs, get out
the drink!
Alcopops?
What's wrong?
Could you not have
got something
a little bit more manly?
Forget manly,
just less girlie.
Hey, Nathan,
good to see you.
Ready to go
a bit wild?
Bottle of water,
please, Bernard.
Okey-dokey.
He thinks he's such
a fucking tough guy.
You know what will
really screw him up?
What?
Jessica.
If you bang that bitch,
it'll really hurt him.
Can you set that up?
Me?
Yeah.
You said she'd do
whatever you wanted.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll have a word with her.
Yeah, no problem.
The dirty bitch.
It's a wonderful night
You gotta take it from me
It's a wonderful night
[sizzling]Oh!
Enjoying yourself?
Not much.
Do you want to dance?
No.
Do you want to get
some air, then?
Yeah.
Okay.
Interesting taste.Cheryl, listen.
Say you want me.
Tell me you want me.
Playing hard to get
all this time.
Just say you want me.
Flesh.
Oh, yes!
Oh, come on, baby.
Show me how much
you want me.
Get nice and--
nice and--
Don't you like girls?What?
Well, usually guys
are, like,
standing to attention
at this stage.
No. No, wait.
Oh, my God.
Oh, you poor thing.
[laughing]
What'd I tell you
about messing with
my girlfriend?
I told you before.
Didn't listen, did you?
Huh?
You lie there.
I'm gonna go find Jessica.
I heard she's anybody's.
Come on.
Have a go.
I'll break your face.
Winner gets
to screw Jessica.
Aah!
Aah![flesh tearing]
Aah!
God!
[sobbing]
[spits]
Where is he?
Excuse moi?
Where's Nathan?
I think Nathan would
like to be alone.
Between you and me,
I think he's been
indulging himself
a little too much.
[chuckles]
You bitch.
Ooh!
Hi, Charlotte.
You. What do you want?
Shane.
Enjoying yourself?
Do you want me
to fucking box you?
Why would I want that?
[banging on door]
Let me out, Diggs!
You little queer!
Now...
do you want to dance?
No.
Shite.
[rustling]
Who's there?
Whatever gaylord
is hiding out there
better come out now
before I thump you.
[growling]
I swear to God,
I'll beat the crap
out of you!
[Girl]
Did you see her face
when I said that?
Uhh!
[chomping]
[latch clicks]
[door closes]
How was the disco?
Terrible.
What happened?
Nothing.
Tell me.
I can't.
Nathan, nothing's that bad.
Thisis.
[sighs]
What is it, then?
I just want to go to my room.
I'll keep the music down.
[door closes]
You have your whole
lives ahead of you.
You can do
wonderful things.
So many possibilities.
I know, Craig.
Then fight the system,
okay?
Never be intimidated
by authority figures.
You shouldn't be intimidated
by me, for example.
Don't worry.
We're not.
Good night.
[slurping]
Get a room, you two.
Hey, Samson.
I could dance like this
all night, man,
but I've got to get
back to my pad.
Is something wrong?
Need to talk about it?
My teacher's hat
comes off,
But my listening hat
is always on.
What's on your mind,
son?
Spit it out.
Fuck me.
[dog barking]
[dog snarling]
[dog wailing][chomping]
[roars]
[grunts]
[groaning]
Please, please!
Open the door!
Uhh!
Hello.
[rapping on window]
[rapping increases]
Leave me alone.
No, Nathan.
I want
an explanation.
I can't explain.
What have I done to deserve
being called a slut?
Please, go away.
Well, what was
tonight all about?
Trying
to make me jealous?
I'm not safe.
What did you say?
Do you trust me?
Yes, I trust you...I think.
Then stay away from me.
What do you mean?
There's something wrong
with me,
and it's getting worse.
Jesus, Nathan, you're
starting to frighten me.
I wanted to ask you out...
but now it's too late.
I'm in trouble, Jess.
I'm sorry.
You have to keep
away from me.
[rapping on window]
Nathan, come on.
Just talk to me.
[sighs]
[whispering]
"History. Priests.
Reanimation."
"Soulless body."
[clattering]
[footsteps approaching]
[clattering continues]
There's something I need
to tell you, Nathan.
I didn't see
the warning signs.
that you were suicidal.
I didn't know
What?
But I brought you
back to life.
What the fuck
are you talking about?
I found this book
in the crypt at the church.
I shouldn't have taken it,
I know.
I used the book
to perform a ritual.
I missed a vital element.
The ritual didn't work.
I made some mistake.
That's why you're
feeling like this.
How do you know
what I am feeling like?
There's no pain.
Your heart doesn't beat,
and your blood
doesn't flow.
You want to eat human flesh.
Is it infectious? Is it?
Oh, fuck.
Samson.
[flies buzzing]
Listen.
I've killed a girl.
Well, not me exactly,
but I'm the one
who's responsible.
School holidays, huh?
I bit a guy called Samson,
and now he's infected.
He's eating people.
You gotta find him
and lock us both up
before I do it, too.
Nice try.
Would you look at me,
for God's sake?
Geez, that's very good,
very lifelike.
I'm not taking the piss.
Hey. Now, you listen
to me, son.
Any more of your lip,
and I'll have to arrest you.
Yeah. Arrest me,
you useless fucker.
That's it!
Get the hell out of here!
All right! I'll find
Samson myself, then!
Doesn't look like
Nathan's gonna show up.
It's my turn
to pick, then.
No. You take too long.
What, like it's
an easy choice.
You always do this
every time we get
a bloody film.
The wrong decision
can spoil
a whole weekend.
Diggs,
it's popcorn or crisps.
Just decide, will you?
Lose the pops.
Hi!
Hmm, hmm...hmm.
Oh, my God.
Where's anyone below
the age of oldness?
We're in hell.
I'm getting arthritis
just breathing the same
air as these people.
Charlotte said
she'd be a bit late.
Maybe we should phone her.
Afternoon, ladies.
Oh, great.
Hell gets worse.
I must say you're both
looking extremely elegant
with all that skin showing.
We didn't have that
in my day.
What? Skin?
And you all walk around
acting so innocent.
You know,
when I was your age,
I was considered
quite a catch.
Really?
The least you can do
is buy us a drink.
Where are my manners?
What would you like?
My friend will have
a double brandy with ice,
and I'll have a triple vodka
with a splash of Red Bull.
Coming up.
Ew.
[growls]Aah!
[Nathan]
Ma, what are you doing?
I'm sorry, Nathan!
I'm gonna
try and get help!
[groans]
Hmm?
Hello?
Video boy.
Service.
[rustling]
[slurping]
[chomping]
[both screaming]
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, that's it.
Yeah.
That's it.
Come on, Charlotte.
[moans]
Yeah.
[panting]
[chomping]
Why'd you stop?
I don't-- I'm not
sure I like that.
Did I come?
Aah!
[car horn blaring]
[screaming]
[bell tolling]
[door closes]
It's Brendon, Father.
Bless me, Father,
for I have sinned.
It's been two weeks
since my last confession.
I was at
the end-of-term disco,
and I hid in the girls'
toilets,
and I heard them
saying things, Father.
Disgusting things.
[growling]
Father?
Aah!
[banging on door]
[Nathan grunting]
[clatters]
I don't think
he followed us.
That's because he's too
busy eating someone else.
I think we should
make a run for it
back to the car.
I'd feel a lot safer
if we just stayed here,
for the rest
of the day, maybe.
What are you
talking about?
We have to go to the police
and report him.
Why can't we let
somebody else do that?
We can't be doing
everything all the time.
It's always something to do
with the family background.
What is?The thing that causes
a person to kill.
It's all in
their upbringing.What?
Like his father's
a butcher or something?
No, Diggs. I'm talking about
a psychological defect.
Oh, right.
[clattering][Girl screaming]
Help me! Aah!
[Diggs]
Is he gone yet?
[sigh]
[sigh]
That was Paul
the Deejay.
He was totally fucked up.
Have you got
a nosebleed, Diggs?
No.
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Help me!
Someone's attacking
my boyfriend!
[phone rings]
[ring]
Hello?
[ring]
[ring]
[ring]
[ring]
Is there anyone here?
[ring]
[ring]
Please!
Aah!
There's Joanie Murray.
Shit.
Somebody ate her arm.
I used to fancy her.
Oh, no.
What is it?
They're cutting across
towards Jessica's.
What do we do?
Get Nathan and we'll
go up to get her.
Safety in numbers.
I'll phone Jessica
and warn her.
[phone rings]
[ring]
[beep]
Hello?
Jess, you have
to listen to me.
There are
some people
heading over
to your place.
I told you, Diggs.
No parties.
They don't want
to party, Jess.
They want to hurt you.
Lock the door
and stay inside
till we get there,
okay?
What's going on?
Just find somewhere
to hide
and don't talk
to anyone.
[beep]
[beep]
[engine starts]
[creaking]
[stairs creak]
[gasps]
[clattering]
[exhales]
Nathan!
Nathan!
[banging]
Over here!
I'm in the garage!
What are you doing
in there?
Stop screwing around,
will you?
Jessica's in trouble!
I got locked in!
Open the bolt!
Uhh!
Oh, fuck.
You are one of them.
Nathan, it's us, man.
We're your friends.
We don't
want to hurt you.
Stop it, will you?
What's wrong with Jessica?
She's in danger.
Most of our class,
they look--
they look like you.
Shit.
They're
attacking people.
You know Miss Morris?
Not anymore you don't,
because she's been eaten.
Get in the car.
We're going to Jessica's.
Quickly!
Are you all right
back there?
I'm so fucking hungry.
I'm trying to hold it off.
Have you eaten
anyone yet?
No.
But it's hard not to.
Do you have any
special powers,
Nathan?
I'm stronger. I'm faster.
I don't feel pain.
Can you fly?
No, Diggs,
I can't fucking fly.
Pity.
What's it like
being dead, Nathan?
It's empty. Numb.
There's no blood circulating.
None? Not even...
down there?
No.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit!
[Diggs]
What'll we do?
Ram them!
It's Craig!
Ew!
Aah!
Oh!
He was one of them,
though, wasn't he?
He's still
underneath us!
Roll over a speed bump
or something!
Squish the bastard!
The brakes have gone!
Get into a lower gear!
Oh, fuck!
Turn off the engine!
Aah!
[crash]
Come on, lads!
Nathan, wait for us!
Move it!
[coughs]
Aah!
[muffled cries]
[growling]
Aah!
Uh...
[tooth clatters]
Hello?
[hissing]
I'm sorry, Father.
I did take
the missionary's book,
but only for my son's sake.
[gasps]
Aah!
[growling]
[screaming]
Aah!
[panting]
[moaning]
[ragged breathing]
Dear God.
What's happened to me?
[hissing]
That's it.
It's the snake.
[moaning, howling]
Will you stop this?
We're in a graveyard.
Yes, I know.
Graveyards scare me.
Just shut up
and deal with it!
Are they coming?
I don't know. I can't see.
There's Shane.
Shane!
Will you just--
Get down,
you silly bitch!
Well...
Hi, Charlotte.
This isn't going
to hurt, is it?
Uhh!
Run!
Aah!
Aah!
Uhh!
Ohh!
Aah!
Jess, it's me.
You're like Samson
and the others.
No. No, I'm not. Not yet.
You need to tell me
what's going on.
Mrs. Brumble, help!
Fuck you,
you little bitch!
You miserable old cow!
Oh! Oh, oh, oh!
[all growling]
[Mrs. Brumble screams]
Nathan? Jessica?
[beep beep]
Cheryl?
Ooh! Get in
the fucking house!
[all growling]
Hang on!
[Jessica] What am I
supposed to have done
that was so dreadful?
I just thought
you were better than that.
Better than what?Better than Kenneth.
I didn't know you'd be
fooled by his bullshit.
He doesn't deserve you,
Jess.
I couldn't
actually feel that.
Do you honestly think
that I was with Kenneth?
I saw you with him
in his car.
Oh, I don't know what
you think you saw,
but I'd never, ever be
with a sleazy
little shit like him.
[rustling]
Do you think
they've gone?
I don't know.
Why don't you stick
your head out and see?
We've got to get
out of here.
Are you crazy?
They're out there,
we're in here.
I don't
see the problem.
The problem is,
if they open this door,
we have nowhere to run.
Why are they going
to open this door?
They're
flesh-eating zombies,
not cleaning ladies.
I agree with him.
My name's Diggs,
by the way.
Whatever.
Listen, why don't we
stay here till dawn?
Doesn't sunlight kill them?
That's vampires.
There's vampires, too?
Will you shut up?
Shh!
Or I'll eat you
myself.
I've heard
that one before.
Shh!
Oh, fuck it!
Thank God, it's Nathan.
Uhh!
Jesus!
That was violent!
Go! Go!
Get away!
Piss off!
Get away!
Get off!
Charlotte.
Remember
that giant teddy bear
you got
on Valentine's Day?
The one you thought
Danny Herbert gave you,
which is why you had sex
with him that time?
It was from me!
I've always liked you.
I just wanted you
to know that!
[hisses]
[engine starts]
Oh!
Get in the barn!
Come on! Follow me!
They're right behind you!
Get going!
Aah!
Aah!
Jesus, Jessica,
I think you did it!
You wiped them
all out.
Pretty good
for a virgin.
Are you all right?
I'm fine.
Did they bite you?
No. They didn't
touch me.
This is very
loving and all,
but we want to
know what happens
if Nathan goes
out of control
like the others.
[growls]
Aah!
Go into the loft!
[growling]Aah!
Go on!
They're on us!
Keep going,
keep going!
Quickly, Nathan!Ready, Diggs?
[growls]
Do something, Diggs!
I'm trying!
Aah!
[growls]
Oh!
[growls]
[growls]
Put a hole in the diesel tank!
Yeah! Let's burn them!
Aah!
We need something
to light it with.
Cheryl's matches.
[growls]
Nathan, it's your mum!
Uhh!
Oh!
Let it bite you, Nathan!
It's the cure!
[hissing]
[growling]
Aah!
No!
Aah!
Get away, Mum!
[growls]
[grunting]
Oh, fuck!
[growls]
He's gone!
Nathan?
Quick! Light a bale.
Come on, Diggs!
Get the box open!
[Jessica]
Hurry up!
[Jessica]
Hurry! He's coming!
Give it to me!
I'll do it!
Quick!
Yaah!
No! Get back!
Get back!
[growling]
Come on, Nathan.
Don't do this.
Please fight.
Aah!
[growls]
Aah!
[Diggs]
Nathan!
[hiss]
[groans]
[all screaming]
Go! Go!
[Jessica]
Nathan...
[coughs]
Ow!
[coughing]
[coughing]
[grunts]
Are you all right,
Diggs?
No, I'm not.
Most of our classmates
are dead.
We've killed people
we've known for years.
We've seen other people
being eaten.
I know.
I mean, you're supposed
to make friends at school,
not eat them.
How are we supposed to have
normal relationships
from now on?
Be glad
you survived, Diggs.
Well, I'm glad
I survived, too.
[buzzing]
What's that?
Oh, shit!
Run!
Nathan?
How'd you do that?
You bastard, you scared
the shit out of us!
Jess, I have
something to ask you.
The answer is yes.
[rock]
The boy, the girl, the kiss
the kiss The boy, the girl,
Finally.
What was the question?
The boy, the girl, the kiss
Henry,
what was the question?
The boys, the girls, the kiss
1, 2, 3, 4
Some had come
With someone on their mind
Some had come with no one
The girls gloss their lips
The boys chew their gum
Some girls gloss their lips for no one
When I kiss you
I can close my eyes
When you kiss me
You can stop your smile
Kissing in a tree
Made me shy
I don't like being watched
By some old guy
She took his hand
And dragged him in a tunnel
He never liked kissing till tonight
He used his best lines
Got rejected 20 times
Until he found the one he was waiting for
When I kiss you
I can close my eyes
When you kiss me
You can stop your smile
Kissing in a tree
Made me shy
I don't like being watched
By some old guy
The boys, the girls, the kiss
[rock]
You control my life
My every move and strife
And I can't resist
I have to listen to you
You own my mind
I can't switch you off
Sometimes it doesn't stop
A full monologue
Going on and on too long
You're in my mind
I can't switch you off
My mind
Sometimes it doesn't stop
My mind
A full monologue
Going on and on too long
You're in my mind
Just when I think it's all over then
You know my mind brings me running around again
But I know one day when I'm older
I'll have grown and passed on by
And given up on you
Hey, did signs
Begin to rule my life?
Let's turn this volume down
I'm out of sync
And out of time
I can't switch you off
My mind
No, it doesn't stop
My mind
A full monologue
Going on and on too long
You're in my mind
Just when I think it's all over then
You know my mind brings me running around again
But I know one day when I'm older
I'll have grown and passed on by
And given up on you
So, buddy, my turn now
Buddy, my turn now
Until I say good-bye
Until I say good-bye
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