BraveStarr: The Legend (1988) Movie Script

1
[comets whooshing]
[thrusters hum]
The time has come.
The evil force lies in wait
on the planet of New Texas below.
It wants to destroy us...
as it did our people.
Though I have taught you much,
you are not yet ready to face this evil.
For now I must face it alone.
[lever creaks]
In a few moments,
this ship will crash on the planet below.
Even with all my magic, I may not survive.
But you shall, child.
You... and the powers of your destiny.
There is
a Galactic Marshal's space station
within range of your emergency capsule.
I have ensured that they shall find
and care for you when you awaken.
[bleeping]
If the fates permit, we will meet again.
And should that come to pass,
you will know me...
by this.
Farewell.
Now, evil one! Now, do your worst!
You think you have brought me
to destruction and so you may.
But I shall surround this ship
with walls of stone
and if I survive this crash,
be warned, evil one.
Your rule of terror shall be no more!
[groans]
[rumbling]
[screams]
[sizzling]
[rumbling]
I... [sighs] ...live!
[weakly] Do you hear me, Stampede?
I... live! [voice echoes]
[low growl]
[Stampede] He lives. [growls]
Failure!
The Shaman survived.
He whose powers equal my own
is now on this planet. [growls]
My dominion of evil is threatened.
Hm, I need an ally... a servant. [growls]
And I sense one nearby.
[grunting and groaning]
[in Texan accent]
Come on! Move it, ya varmints!
[coughs, wheezes and sputters]
[cackles] How lucky can ya get?
Not only is this Godforsaken planet
rich in Kerium,
the rarest element in the Universe,
but it's also got this handy supply
of furry critters to use as slaves!
Ain't that wonderful, my dear ex-partner?
[groans]
[Scottish accent] You inhuman monster!
You have no right to treat them...
[groans] Oof!
Shut up, McBride.
You're lucky I let you live!
Hey, get back to work, critter!
[groans]
Oof!
[sputtering and squealing]
JB, my poor little girl,
Daddy will be home soon.
[Tex] No, he won't.
Ain't no room for excess baggage,
McBride...
including you!
You greedy fool!
You'll overload the ship!
That's too much Kerium!
No such thing as too much Kerium!
Adios, partner.
I'll leave ya here with these fuzz balls!
[coughs and mutters]
[critter grunts]
And now to refuel!
[bleeping and whirring]
There! That should power this ship
all of next year!
And now
[groans]
[rumbling]
[screams]
Come on, you tin junk heap! Fly!
Hi-ya!
[groans]
Can't move my legs. Huh?
[groans]
[mutters happily]
[cackles and growls]
[growls] Greed, cruelty, evil...
you are perfection itself!
[growls] You shall serve me well!
Take now these powers!
[growls] Transformation!
[screeches]
Destruction!
[Stampede cackles]
[growls] And sorcery!
Feel your new powers, my servant.
[growls] Rise, and face your master.
Tex Hex!
[cackles maniacally]
[yelps]
[both cackle]
[Shaman] Even as the evil alliance
between Tex Hex and Stampede is formed,
the Galactic Rescue ship
arrives to save McBride.
But, as they do so,
the great wealth of the planet
is revealed to all the galaxy.
And so it begins.
[Stampede growls] And now they shall come.
The good and the bad.
The best and the worst.
The miner, the merchant and the criminal.
Greed will bring them...
bring them here into my grasp!
Thus is my plan.
Those who are evil shall be recruited
into an army of terror
such as the Galaxy has never seen.
And those who are good... [growls]
shall be destroyed!
Thus, as the years pass, the galaxy
comes to the planet of New Texas.
It will never be the same again.
Howdy, ma'am!
[critters chattering]
[Shaman] For even as the mining town
grows and prospers through the years,
Tex Hex, under Stampede's secret orders,
recruits the planet's outlaws
into a powerful gang of terror.
In the town, he finds Sand Storm,
a powerful villain...
and easy to recruit.
Hi-ya! Hi-ya!
[Shaman] Many criminals
threatened the carrying shipments...
but only the most evil,
such as Cactus Head,
a matter of ingenuity and menace,
can truly be considered for the gang.
Oh, he is dangerous!
And will stop at nothing in order
to satisfy his criminal greed.
He is just what Tex Hex is looking for.
The search takes Tex Hex
to the mining camps...
[rumbling]
where he discovers
the reptilian renegade, Vipra.
Her paralyzing Venomizer allows her
to freely loot
the hard-earned wealth
of the honest miners.
But Tex Hex promises greater conquests
and greater rewards.
In a lonely showdown
in the middle of the desert
is discovered the evil Thunder Stick,
whose blasting arm
can defeat most anybody.
But not all...
[mechanical whir]
...as Tex Hex proves.
Ah... it is a fearful time.
I tell you, it has to stop!
Why, we've put up with these outlaws
for too many years!
-And they just get worse!
-[Texan accent] Dang right!
I'm a-getting tired of havin' my stage
robbed every day!
Hey, get out of here, you critters,
this meeting is only for people.
Skedaddle!
[critters chittering]
I've overheard rumors
that Tex Hex is forming up a gang!
And I say that if we don't get
some law around here...
I'm going to start making some of my own!
[stammers] Now, hold on a minute!
We can't take the law in our own hands!
I have been thinking of calling
for a Planetary Marshal.
One? Heck, Mayor, we need a dozen!
A hundred! A thousand!
[crowd cheers]
-[gunfire]
-[crowd gasps]
[Tex Hex] Well, now.
Them's some right purty speeches
y'all been making.
But you're wasting your breath
talking about lawmen,
'cause from now on,
I'm the law around here.
And I'd like all o' ya to meet
a few of my deputies.
They're all going to help me make this
the kind of planet l like!
We won't take orders from outlaws,
Tex Hex!
Now, get out of our town!
Our town?
My town, Handlebar.
[yells angrily]
[Handlebar] Whoa!
One hero down. Anyone else?
[chuckles] I thought not.
Show 'em we mean business, boys.
Wreck the place!
[cackling maniacally]
[gasps and sputters] Mayday! Mayday!
Mayor Derringer of New Texas calling
the Galactic Marshal's Headquarters!
I need an army of Marshals here...
immediately!
[thrusters hum]
[snoring]
[snoring continues and smacks lips]
[grunts]
[grunts sleepily]
[sighs]
[approaching footsteps]
What are you looking at?
Oh, good, I'm awake.
I was afraid
you just might be a beautiful dream.
Oh, knock it off!
Name's BraveStarr, ma'am.
Don't call me ma'am
Now, JB, don't get snippy
with the young fella.
I'm Angus McBride.
You must be one of the army of Marshals
New Texas is waiting for.
Well, yes and no.
I'm a Marshal,
but there's no army, Mr. McBride.
Just me. BraveStarr.
They only sent one Marshal?
Well, there's only one uprising.
[laughs] He's got you there, Father.
Hi, I'm the new judge of New Texas.
I guess we'll be working together, huh?
You're a Galactic Judge?
Yeah, that's right. Any objection?
Oh, no, nothing like that.
It's just... you're awful pretty
for a judge.
I'm also a good one.
I'll thank you to remember that!
Your attention, please.
This is Captain Andrews.
We're approaching the asteroid shoals
surrounding New Texas,
and will be landing shortly.
Crew, please prepare for docking.
Thank you.
He is coming.
Many long years have I waited
for this moment.
The days of evil here are numbered.
[snarls] A hero!
I sense his approach!
[snarls] He could be a serious threat.
No matter. He will never arrive!
Oh, isn't this exciting?
Don't you want to see this, Marshal?
I was raised in space, Judge.
-Frankly, I'd rather--
-Look out!
[wind howls]
Ah! Help!
[grunts and groans]
Help!
[BraveStarr] There.
That should hold it... temporarily.
Galloping galaxies!
Twenty years in the newspaper business
and I've never seen anything like that!
Neither have I!
I... I mean, how could you be so strong?
I... I honestly don't know, ma'am.
I mean, JB.
It just happens sometimes. Not often.
I don't know how. Can't control it.
Excuse me.
I better notify someone about that breach.
Well how about that?
What do you think, Father?
I think I'm beginning to understand
why they only sent one marshal!
Another failure. [snarls]
The hero still lives.
But this battle is far from over.
Go, my servant!
Find this hero they call BraveStarr.
And when you have found him, destroy him!
That's an unusual medallion, BraveStarr.
Where did you get it?
From a great teacher who cared for me
when I was young.
I don't know what happened to him
but so long as I have this,
I feel he's close to me.
[crowd cheering]
Huh. This place is a mess.
But it looks like they got the welcome mat
out for you, Judge.
Better let me hold your things
so you can wave at 'em.
Oh, uh, yes!
Thank you, BraveStarr.
[crowd cheering]
Oh! How nice of them!
[crowd gasps]
Oh, no! That can't be one of our Marshals!
-Uh-uh. No way!
-It must be. He's wearing a star!
Well, where are all the others?
They must still be on the freighter.
[Tex Hex cackles]
And we was worried about law and order
coming to New Texas!
He'll look real cute in them dresses!
Yeah! [chuckles]
Real cute! [wheezes]
Hello! Hi! Oh, it's nice to see you.
This must be a joke!
Thank you for coming to meet me.
What a nice way to greet your new Judge.
We didn't come to see no judge, lady!
We're here to see our new Marshals!
Hm...
Oh, you tricked me, BraveStarr!
Oh, no, ma'am, I wouldn't...
Don't bother denying it, BraveStarr!
I know, you did! You did it deliberately
just to embarrass me!
Pay no attention to her, BraveStarr.
Unfortunately, my daughter
inherited my hot temper, but...
[Tex Hex] Well, howdy, McBride!
Is that Tex?
I didn't figure you'd still be alive.
Well, no thanks to you!
Figures a tenderfoot like you
would end up a cripple!
And who's the frilly filly with ya?
Hey, Miss Marshal,
you want us to carry your skirts? [laughs]
Yeah! [snorts] Your skirts!
Them hat boxes look mighty heavy
for a little filly like you!
You're right, boys. They are heavy.
Reckon I'll take you up on your offer.
-Here!
-Hey!
[gasps and muffled muttering]
Hey! What? Ah!
Wait for me!
[laughter]
Set everything down here, boys.
Much obliged for your help.
Whoa!
I'm Marshal BraveStarr.
You folks have a law against
carrying weapons in public places?
[stammers] I... I'm afraid not.
Well, then we'll have to make one.
That's your department I think, Judge.
Yes, that's right, Marshal.
And I think the first law is...
[Tex Hex] Shut up, Judge!
This here's my town, now!
And I didn't come here
to listen to you jabber.
I came here to make prairie stew
out of this parasol-packing peace officer!
Yeah, parasol-packing peace officer!
[cackles]
Well, in that case, sir...
you, your rodent and that tin can
are under arrest!
Tin can?
Laugh this off, Marshal!
I'm starting to get real annoyed with you,
Marshal BraveStarr.
I already taught these people a lesson...
but I think I'm gonna have
to give you some special instruction.
Get him, boss! Eek!
You folks better get to safety.
This is my job.
You too, Little Pard. But thanks.
Do as he says!
[chittering angrily]
[sputters] Watch yourself, BraveStarr.
Tex Hex is meaner than a sand hornet!
Yes. And I should know.
[cracks knuckles]
[crowd gasps]
Looks like you outdrew me fair and square,
Marshal.
Too bad I don't play by the rules!
-[hissing]
-[yelps]
JB!
[Tex Hex cackles]
Bye-bye, BraveStarr!
[yells in pain]
[cackles and coughs]
[hissing]
Take him away!
BraveStarr!
[hissing]
I'm getting rid of you, Marshal,
permanently!
[cackles]
No!
JB! Where are you going?
-After BraveStarr!
-[revs engine]
-[laughs] You did it, boss! You did it!
-Yep.
A marshal and a judge gone.
Oh! Not a bad day's work. [chuckles]
Come on, Tin Can.
Looks like these townspeople
need another lesson.
Let's go round up the gang, huh?
We'll come back and really clean house!
[gasps]
[grunts]
[brakes squeal]
[grunts]
[grunts]
[groans]
Uh... Great Galaxies.
Who...?
[groans]
-[JB] BraveStarr!
-[engine sputtering]
[grunts] Oh, drat!
[pants]
BraveStarr! [echoes]
BraveStarr! [sighs]
BraveStarr!
[groans]
What?
Urgh, where did that stick come from?
Darn near broke my...
[both chuckle]
-Who are you? What do you want?
-[rumbling]
[yelps]
[BraveStarr grunts and groans]
[Shaman] I knew you would return.
[roaring]
-You and your mystic powers.
-[howling]
[screeching]
[BraveStarr groans]
For there is a destiny you must fulfill.
[BraveStarr groaning]
Remember now.
-Our people discovered a great power...
-[ritualistic chanting]
...but that power
was desired by the evil Stampede.
[roars]
I said that our power plant
must be protected, at all costs.
Oh... if only I had known the final price.
[roaring]
[snarling]
Stampede's lust for power was unstoppable.
With all my magic, I went to face him.
I thought I had triumphed...
but Stampede saw another target.
Stampede gained the power he sought.
[roars]
In fear, our people fled the planet.
[roaring]
Ah... Stampede then discovered
that power has a price.
I will never forgive myself.
But from destruction, came creation.
A new power.
A new hope.
A new hero.
BraveStarr.
[groans]
Huh?
[Shaman] Ah, you have awakened.
Greetings, BraveStarr. We meet again.
I have waited for this moment
for many years.
[gasps]
Shaman!
[Shaman] Now is the hour of your destiny,
BraveStarr!
Across the voids of space and time,
we have rejoined
to stand together
against the forces of evil.
Now I may unlock
the four great animal powers born
within you.
And give them into your control.
Eyes of the hawk!
[hawk screeches]
Ears of the wolf!
[wolf howls]
Strength of the bear!
[bear growls]
Speed of the puma!
[puma roars]
-[hawk screeches]
-[wolf howls]
-You are BraveStarr...
-[puma roars]
...hero of New Texas!
Oh! Oh, what...?
Where... Where have...?
[gasps]
[gasps]
[door hinges creaks]
[gasps] Ah!
Who... Who are you?
[yelps]
-Huh?
-[chuckles] Oh, it's you!
Oh, I'm so glad to see you!
Why, this is...
This is a baby picture of me.
Where... Where did you get this?
[gibbers]
Oh! [laughs]
You can't speak our language.
[chitters]
J-B.
Hm?
J-B.
Mm-hm.
Fuzz!
Glad to meet you, Fuzz.
Glad to meet you, JB.
[laughs heartily] That's wonderful!
You'll be speaking our language
in no time!
-[smooches]
-[giggles happily]
Hm, your powers will make you mighty,
BraveStarr.
But you need one thing more.
A weapon.
But I have weapons.
Mere toys.
Put them away. You need a great weapon.
One that you may trust with your life.
And you shall find it... there.
But it will not be easy to obtain.
Nothing's been easy so far. Wish me luck.
Speed of the puma!
[puma roars]
[BraveStarr] Strength of the bear!
[bear growls]
There, that must be it.
The weapon!
[distant hooves trot]
[distant hooves trot]
[distant hooves trot]
Huh?
[neighs]
A horse? Strange.
Must be lost.
-[neighs]
-Wonder how it got here.
Sure are a funny-looking horse,
aren't you, boy?
We'll find your owner later.
Right now I'd better get what I came for!
[neighs]
[snorts]
[neighs]
No!
[BraveStarr groans]
[horse grunts]
You did not seem evil,
so I gave you a chance.
But I see now that you have come
to plunder, like all the others.
No, wait! I can explain!
Lies!
Stop it!
Darn it! Let me explain! Oof!
[BraveStarr grunts]
-[BraveStarr yells]
-[rumbling]
[pants and snorts]
[spits]
[BraveStarr] Strength of the bear!
-[bear growls]
-[rumbling]
[puma roars]
[whinnies]
[yells]
[sighs] Now, then, if you'll just
hold still for a minute,
maybe I can explain.
I was sent here to get a great weapon.
But I am not a thief.
If the weapon belongs to you,
I'll go and leave you in peace.
Adios.
[neighs] No!
We ain't finished!
I ain't never lost a fight before
and I don't intend to lose this one!
[bear growls]
[rumbling]
The place is collapsing!
We have to get out of here!
You go.
I have been defeated.
When the mountain falls,
I'm going to fall with it.
I'm not leaving you here!
You ain't got a choice!
[bear growls]
[rumbling]
[BraveStarr] Speed of the puma!
[rumbling]
You all right?
[grunts]
Reckon so.
Figure you knocked some sense into me.
I guess I owe you one.
Nah, I say we're even.
Nope. Not yet.
Oof! [grunts]
[snickers]
[groans]
-[groans]
-Now, we're even.
[lively chittering]
[excited chittering]
[applause]
Chief said: "We Prairie People
get you better now."
-Shh!
-[Chief chittering]
[applause]
He say: "Since you be first human
be nice to Prairie People,
we give you presents."
Oh, that's really not...
Hush, now.
-[chittering]
-[applause]
-[chitters]
-First, some better clothes for desert.
Oh, my!
[whirring]
We fix up your turbomule, too,
and putted in mild Kerium.
Now, it is TurboStallion.
[chittering]
[cheering and applause]
Oh, Chief say: "Long ago, Prairie People
were great warriors.
Ancient weapon from past we give you now.
The Hammer of Justice."
[cheering and applause]
[Fuzz] May you always use it wisely.
[cheering and applause]
I have failed, Great One.
You sent me to get the great weapon,
but I failed.
I could not bring myself to take it
from Thirty Thirty, its rightful owner.
You did not fail, BraveStarr.
I did not send you to get another toy.
[neighs angrily]
I sent you after a great weapon.
One that you could trust with your life.
This, you have found.
It is called friendship.
[Thirty Thirty neighs] I can't stand
people that talk in riddles!
He said our friendship
would be our greatest weapon.
Where's the riddle in that?
Friendship? [laughs]
Well, it may not be a riddle,
but it sure is a joke! [laughs]
[Tex Hex chuckles] Town's wide open.
Now that the dang marshal
and judge are gone.
You varmints ready to ride?
-Yeah!
-Sure am. [wheezes] Let's party!
[coughs]
[coughs]
Move out, then! Hi-ya!
[snorts and neighs]
[hawk screeches]
[puma roars]
[wolf whistle]
[neighs]
Why, you got nerve!
[excited chattering]
[rumble of engines]
-[glasses clinking]
-[rumbling]
[whimpers]
-[shattering]
-[rumbling]
We're being attacked!
Outside, everybody! Move!
Destroy everything!
[neighs]
Looks like I got my work cut out for me.
Ah, for us, you mean.
Oh! Me, also! Me also, yeah.
-Now, wait a mi--
-You don't have time to argue, BraveStarr!
Besides, I'm the judge!
Let's go!
[neighs]
[whistles]
[yelps]
[puma roars]
[neighs]
[Fuzz yelps]
[cackles]
[bear growls]
[loud stomping]
[puma roars]
Strength of the bear!
[Tex Hex screams]
[wind howls]
[coughs]
[stammers] Oh, is it over?
[BraveStarr] Hasn't even begun yet, Mayor.
[Shaman] You speak truthfully, BraveStarr.
I must warn you, there is more evil
on this planet than you know.
Even now, Tex Hex prepares
to gather great forces of evil
to help him in his vengeance.
He will attack tomorrow.
You must make ready.
[BraveStarr] We've got a lot of work
ahead of us.
This town is gonna be a lot different
when we get done with it.
Let's get to it.
[Tex Hex] I sent out the word, Stampede.
And they're here!
Every hoodlum, varmint
and villain on the planet,
they're coming here to join me
in my revenge!
[thunder clap]
[snarls] You amuse me, Hex.
An army of vermin, cowards, and cheats.
With such as these,
you would attack BraveStarr?
-I'll win.
-Maybe.
And maybe not!
[snarls] When you are ready
to attack again,
[growls]
I shall summon my servants from
the very sands of the desert to help you.
-[thunder]
-[Stampede laughs maniacally]
[bear growls]
Whoa!
Wah!
Hm?
Hm.
[grunts]
-[thunder]
-[Thirty Thirty grunts]
[snorts and grunts]
[snorts triumphantly]
[groans]
-Oh, dang!
-[Fuzz] Oh, you does it wrong.
Fuzz, glad to see ya.
I was wondering where you were.
Oh, I goed away.
Townfolk not like Prairie People.
Call us critters.
Don't worry.
No one's going to treat you badly
while I'm around 'cause that's the law.
Ow!
Oh, here, me do it, Marshal BraveStarrs!
[electrical buzzing]
[Fuzz hums]
Us Prairie People
is good at building stuffs.
-[Fuzz] There!
-Amazing!
Thanks, Fuzz. I owe you one.
Good, 'cause Fuzz needs favor.
All right, Fuzz, what is it?
Oh, you and JB law people
and you helps make bad things good.
I... I wants to make bad things good, too.
I wants to be law person.
But, Fuzz, it's dangerous!
Want to be lawman!
Fuzz...
[Derringer] BraveStarr!
-Marshal BraveStarr!
-Oh!
[stammers] We got a problem, Marshal!
Even with everybody working at hyperspeed,
we are not going to be done by tomorrow.
We're in trouble.
Then we need more workers.
D'oh! More? We've got every citizen
in the place working already!
Where are we going to find more?
Right here.
Oh! Absolutelies! Absolutelies!
Prairie People good at building stuffs.
I go get--
Now, hold on there, Marshal!
We don't want the help
of these pesky critters!
It's time to put aside
all prejudice, Mayor.
We need their help.
By the way...
I was just telling Fuzz
that if I ever hear anybody
call him critter, I'd bounce
their bottoms right out of town.
[stammers]
Now, just wait a minute, Marshal!
I was the one
who hired you here in the first place!
That doesn't make you
above the law, Mayor.
Right, Judge?
That's right, Marshal.
So, Mayor, are you going to apologize
or make like a rubber ball?
Oh, all right!
[clears throat] I... apologize.
Oh, goody!
[laughs happily]
And I fix your ticker-thing, too.
Prairie People good at that.
[ticking]
Amazing!
Oh, um, sir, I can see we need
your people's help very badly,
and... and we'd be right grateful
for any assistance you could give us!
[whoops and chitters happily]
[wolf whistle]
[machine whirs]
Ouch! Oh!
Darn it!
Hey, take it easy.
Hm.
Tex Hex and his gang will be damaging
the place enough as it is.
Oh, I know. I'm sorry.
It's just that I... [sighs]
I don't know.
I guess I'm tired and, well, I'm...
Scared? I know.
-Me, too.
-You're afraid?
Of course. Did you expect me not to be?
Well, I... I mean, I didn't...
Anyone who says they aren't afraid
just before a fight
is either a liar or not telling the truth.
I guess.
Oh, but it's hard.
I keep looking out there,
knowing what we're facing tomorrow,
wondering if I'll ever see
another sunrise.
You will. Many more.
[chuckles] Wish I had your confidence.
I mean, we're so badly out-numbered.
JB, I can't promise you victory,
but I can promise you
that I'll do my best to protect you
and the people of Fort Kerium.
That's good enough for me.
Thank you, BraveStarr. I feel better now.
So do I.
Um... Uh... Now, uh...
[stammers] Let's get back to work.
Now, um, let's get back to work.
You're the judge.
Just take it easy on the equipment.
[Stampede cackles and snarls]
[thunder rumbles]
This time will be different.
This time, I got me some special help.
-[thunder]
-[Stampede cackles]
This time, I can't lose!
[Stampede cackles maniacally]
Hm, at last...
I must make ready for the forces of...
Stampede.
[BraveStarr] They're coming.
-Heads up!
-Hey!
They're coming!
That activation machinery ready yet?
Oh... [mutters] still we need
some more minutes, BraveStarr!
Oh, not done yet!
I'll try to buy us some time then,
but hurry.
Yes, sirree.
-[bonks]
-Ah!
-Come on, big partner, let's ride.
-[neighs]
[cackling maniacally]
Vaporize him!
Sure hope you got this all figured out!
Nope.
I was afraid of that.
[neighs]
[both yell]
[grunts]
[groans]
[hissing]
[BraveStarr grunts]
Strength of the bear!
[bear growls]
-[rumbling]
-[neighs]
You know, partner,
sometimes you can be a real pain!
Here they come again!
We got some stomping to do! [whinnies]
[neighs]
[bear roars]
[gasps] Ah!
[growling]
-Hi-ya!
-[whip cracks]
Hi-ya! Hang on, Marshal!
[roars]
[screeches]
Oh! I'll help!
Come on, BraveStarr! Town's ready!
-[bear growls]
-On my way! Come on, big partner!
[neighs]
Huh!
[Tex Hex screams in anger]
[yells angrily]
[rumbling]
[creature roars]
Ready to give up, Hex?
Not a chance, Marshal.
You have yet to meet
the greatest force of evil on this planet.
-Stampede!
-[thunder clap]
[both gasp]
[Stampede roars]
[roaring and snarling]
Once, I ruled with legions of evil.
Now, I shall rule again!
[bellowing roar]
Rise, my servants!
Rise!
And serve your master!
[snarling]
-[thunder claps]
-[snarling]
[snarling]
[roars]
[thunder claps]
This had better work!
[snarling]
Activate Fortress Mode, now!
[bleeping and whirring]
[siren blares]
[snarling]
[snarling]
[grunts]
[pants] Whoa!
[snarls]
-Destroy them! Destroy them all!
-Destroy them! Destroy them all!
[roars and snarls]
We got problems, BraveStarr!
The rays aren't stopping 'em!
[roaring]
What do we do now, BraveStarr?
We're out of our league, little partner!
We need help!
Shaman, it's time!
Now!
Stampede!
Across space and time,
the moment has come, evil one!
Two forces will now join to defeat you.
The powers of myself,
and BraveStarr...
No!
[groans]
Shaman!
Speed of the puma!
[puma roars]
Oh! I'm helping BraveStarr!
No! Stop him!
I will.
Ah!
[groans]
[grunts and groans]
[groans]
[Stampede cackles]
[Tex Hex cackles]
[screams]
[Tex Hex cackles]
-[screams in pain]
-[cackling]
Evil has triumphed!
[BraveStarr] Strength of the bear!
[Tex Hex screams in pain]
[yelps]
[screeches in anger]
Ah! [grunts]
[grunts]
-[grunting]
-[bear growls]
[groans]
[screeching howl]
[screeching]
[screaming]
Thanks for popping up, little partner.
Here I am, Boss! [chuckles]
I'll help you! Let me at them, I'll...
Hey! Oh, my!
[groans]
The evil has been conquered.
Good has triumphed, at last.
I can rest.
[Derringer stammers]
You saved the town, BraveStarr.
Aren't you going to stay
and help us celebrate?
[BraveStarr] Nope.
You all do the celebrating.
You earned it. As for me,
now that all the excitement's died down,
Shaman and I have got a lot of stories
to swap while he recovers.
Adios.
Just remember,
if you need me, I'll be around.
Well, heck! I'm celebrating, anyways!
Come on, amigos.
Sweet water's on me!
Come on, daughter! Let's celebrate!
Oh. hm...
[rumble of hooves galloping]
[gasps]
But wait...
[JB laughs happily]
[Thirty Thirty neighs]
Well, come on...
Deputy!
Deputy?
Oh, yes, sir, Marshal BraveStarr!
[laughs happily]
[neighs]