Bridal Wave (2015) Movie Script
OKAY, MRS. MORGAN
IS PREPPED IN O.R. 2,
THE DERMA-LASER PEOPLE
WANT YOUR ENDORSEMENT...
I'M ON BOARD.
THEIR CLINICAL TRIALS
ARE PERFECT.
GOOD.
YOU HAVE AN INTERVIEW
AT 5:00 WITH AMA MAGAZINE,
15 MINUTES TOPS.
WHAT WOULD I DO WITHOUT YOU?
YOU'D BE LOST.
YES. I WOULD.
[CELL PHONE VIBRATES]
YOUR MOTHER?
YOU WANT TO TAKE IT?
NO.
YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN.
HELLO, MOTHER.
NOW, REMEMBER,
NO HORSEBACK RIDING,
AND NO AGGRESSIVE SHOPPING
FOR AT LEAST A MONTH.
[CHUCKLES]
CAN YOU DO THAT?
[CHUCKLING]
GOOD MORNING.
[SOTTO] ASHLEY,
EQUESTRIAN, 21ST BIRTHDAY.
AND HOW ARE WE DOING
TODAY, ASHLEY?
BETTER NOW THA YOU'RE HERE,
DR. HAMILTON.
WELL, LET'S TAKE A LOOK.
SO... YEAH,
A THREE-DAY EVEN OR DRESSAGE?
DRESSAGE.
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU REMEMBER.
EVERYTHING LOOKS JUST FINE.
THANK YOU,
DR. HAMILTON.
MY PLEASURE.
OKAY,
LET'S GET THIS ON YOU...
HOW DOES THAT FEEL?
- GOOD.
- GOOD?
REMEMBER WHAT I SAID.
AND YOU'RE ALL SET.
WATCH YOUR STEP.
AND THE ATTENDAN WILL WALK YOU OUT.
OH, AND HAPPY 21ST.
[GIGGLES]
YAY!
YOU KNOW WHAT I GO FOR MY 21ST BIRTHDAY?
I'M GUESSING
IT WASN'T A NOSE JOB.
NOPE,
JUST A JOB.
HOWEVER, I DID GE TO WEAR AN APRON
AND FILL KETCHUP BOTTLES.
WELL, AFTER THE WEEKEND,
YOU WILL BE
MRS. DR. HAMILTON,
AND YOU WON'T HAVE TO WORK
EVER AGAIN.
MRS. DR. HAMILTON?
MM-HM.
HMM, THAT IS CATCHY.
I KNOW, RIGHT?
AND I'M NOT QUITTING.
PROMISE?
YES.
GOOD.
WHEN THE SMITH TWINS COME IN
TO GET THEIR EARS PINNED BACK,
I WILL BE RIGHT HERE,
FOR ALL FOUR EARS.
YOU DON'T THINK
WE'RE RUSHING THINGS,
DO YOU?
WE'VE BEEN
TOGETHER FOUR YEARS.
NO, WE'VE WORKED
TOGETHER FOUR YEARS.
THAT'S DIFFERENT.
ALTHOUGH, THEY DO SAY
MARRIAGE IS WORK.
ARE YOU GETTING COLD FEET?
NO. [SCOFFS]
MAYBE JUST ONE COLD FOOT.
WEDDING JITTERS.
HAPPENS TO EVERYONE.
NOT YOU.
WELL, IF I HAD JITTERS,
I WOULDN'T BE MUCH OF A SURGEON,
NOW, WOULD I?
YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT.
I JUST, I CAN'T BELIEVE
I LET MY MOTHER
PLAN OUR WEDDING.
YOU'RE GONNA
BE FINE.
FINE?
THAT'S WHAT YOU TELL
YOUR PATIENTS.
AND THEY ARE FINE.
NOT MRS. ZIMMER.
MRS. ZIMMER WAS NOT FINE,
SHE HAD COMPLICATIONS.
AND WHAT IF...
WE HAVE COMPLICATIONS?
WE WON'T.
WE HAVE NEVER EVEN
HAD A FIGHT.
WE MAKE A GREAT TEAM.
OH, AND JUST...
THERE YOU GO,
THAT'S BETTER.
[CELL PHONE VIBRATING]
OH, YOUR MOTHER?
YOU WANT TO TAKE IT?
UM--
[P.A.]: DR. HAMILTON
TO O.R. 2.
SORRY, GOT A NOSE TO BREAK.
SEE YOU SATURDAY.
YUP, I WILL BE THE GIRL
WEARING THE LONG WHITE DRESS.
HI, MOM.
[ALL CHEERING]
SURPRISE!
[CHEERING AND LAUGHING]
OH, WOW...
RICE-A-RONI?
YOUR DAD ATE THE WHITE RICE
LAST NIGHT.
WELL, I THOUGHT YOU WERE
SUPPOSED TO THROW THE RICE
AFTER THE WEDDING.
WE ARE JUS SO THRILLED.
WE THOUGHT THIS MOMEN WOULD NEVER COME.
YOUR FRIENDS ARE ALL MARRIED,
YOUR SISTER'S MARRIED--
I KNOW,
I AM THE LAS SINGLE PERSON ON EARTH.
WHAT YOUR MOTHER
MEANS IS,
IF YOU'RE HAPPY,
WE'RE HAPPY.
OF COURSE SHE'S HAPPY.
SHE'S GETTING MARRIED.
IT'S A MIRACLE.
ALTHOUGH I DON' UNDERSTAND
WHY HE CAN'T BE HERE
TILL SATURDAY.
MOTHER, I ALREADY TOLD YOU,
HE HAS
A NASAL RECONSTRUCTION SEMINAR.
HE CAN' CHANGE HIS PLANS?
HE'S THE KEY-NOSE SPEAKER.
[LAUGHTER]
WELL, I HOPE
YOU TWO ARE STILL JOKING
IF HE DOESN'T SHOW UP.
MOTHER...
WHERE'S YOUR RING?
UH, PHILLIP TOOK I TO GET SIZED.
IT WAS TOO TIGHT, THAT'S ALL.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
WE'RE GOING TO BE LATE.
TURN THAT TV OFF.
YOU DON'T KNOW
HOW LONG I'VE WAITED
TO SEE SOMEONE IN THIS DRESS.
I'M PRETTY SURE WE DO.
OH, WE DO, MOM.
WELL, YOU COULD HAVE WORN I IF YOU HADN'T ELOPED.
AND THAT IS WHY
WE ELOPED.
[CHUCKLING]
IS THAT ALL
YOU'RE GOING TO PACK?
YEAH.
WHAT ELSE DO I NEED?
I GUESS, IF YOU WANT TO WEAR
THE SAME THING TO THE BRUNCH,
TO THE REHEARSAL DINNER,
TO THE NO-HOST COCKTAIL PARTY,
TO THE SUNSET CHINESE
LANTERN CEREMONY--
OKAY, MOM...
I KNOW THAT YOU WANT THIS
TO BE THE WEDDING
THAT YOU AND DAD
NEVER HAD,
BUT YOU PROMISED
TO KEEP THIS LOW-KEY.
YOU DID ASK MOM
TO DO SOMETHING LOW-KEY.
IT IS LOW-KEY.
IT'S JUST US AND THEM.
HONESTLY, I DO NOT KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE AFRAID OF.
BECAUSE SHE'S NO A WEDDING PERSON, MOM.
I MEAN,
YOU KNOW THAT.
THAT'S
RIDICULOUS.
WHAT WOMAN DOESN' LIKE A WEDDING?
YOU SET A DATE,
YOU GET MARRIED.
WELL, ACTUALLY, MOM,
YOU SET THE DATE.
WAS I SUPPOSED TO WAIT FOR YOU
TO GET YOUR AARP CARD?
BESIDES,
THE NUPTIAL PACKAGE
IS ONLY GOOD UNTIL MAY.
NUPTIAL PACKAGE?
OH.
MOTHER.
HI.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
OH, I JUST THOUGH WE SHOULD TALK,
WITHOUT ALL THOSE
PEOPLE AROUND.
"THOSE PEOPLE," WOW,
YOU MEAN GEORGIE'S FAMILY?
YOU'LL GET USED TO THEM
ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW THEM.
WHAT A DELIGHTFUL PROSPECT.
YOU MIGHT BE
SURPRISED.
OH, I AM SURPRISED.
UP UNTIL NOW, YOU'VE BEEN
THE PERFECT SON.
OH, MOTHER...
I JUST DON' UNDERSTAND,
OF ALL THE SUITABLE GIRLS,
YOU MARRYING SOMEONE LIKE HER.
OH, I'M NOT MARRYING
SOMEONE LIKE HER.
I'M MARRYING HER.
WELL, SHE'S
THE EXACT OPPOSITE
OF ANYONE YOU'VE EVER DATED.
BECAUSE SHE'S NO A SHALLOW SOCIALITE?
OR THE DAUGHTER OF
ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS?
I'M NOT CALLING
OFF THIS WEDDING.
WELL THEN, POSTPONE.
EVERYONE KNOWS
A PROPER WEDDING TAKES
A YEAR AND A HALF TO PLAN.
GEORGIE'S MOM
WORKED HARD ON THIS.
I AM THE MOTHER OF THE GROOM.
I AT LEAST SHOULD HAVE
BEEN CONSULTED.
NO, NO, NO,
AS I RECALL,
YOU WERE TOO BUSY.
[SCOFFING]
WELL, I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING,
I WOULDN'T HAVE
FORCED MY GUESTS TO TRAVEL.
IT'S LESS THAN AN HOUR AWAY.
YOU'VE DRIVEN FARTHER
FOR A PAIR OF SHOES.
NOW, I KNOW
THIS IS DIFFICULT FOR YOU.
I KNOW THAT YOU FEEL ALONE
SINCE FATHER DIED.
YOU'RE NO LOSING A SON.
YOU'RE GAINING
A DAUGHTER.
AS THEY SAY.
OKAY.
LOOK, I WILL
PICK YOU UP ON SATURDAY.
I'LL BE COUNTING THE MOMENTS.
LOVE YOU!
LOVE YOU.
HEY, BETH, LONG TIME.
I KNOW WHERE HE IS.
...WELL, I'LL
BE THERE ON TUESDAY.
NO. I PLAN ON IT.
GREAT, PERFECT.
OKAY.
HEY, MAN.
SORRY I'M LATE.
THAT'S OKAY.
LOST YOUR SHOES?
UH...
MISSED THE FERRY.
AH.
SO, IS THA HOW THEY DRESS
IN WHEREVER IT IS
YOU'RE FROM NOW?
YOU INTERESTED IN MY WARDROBE
OR MY SKETCHES?
THESE ARE GOOD.
YOU HAVEN'T LOST YOUR TOUCH.
THANKS.
ALL RIGHT, I'LL SET UP
A CLIENT DINNER.
FRIDAY NIGHT, ST. MICHELE'S?
UH... YEAH, I CAN' THAT NIGHT.
I'VE GOT PLANS.
YEAH, THAT'S NO GOING TO CUT IT, LUKE.
YOU WANT BACK IN THE FIRM,
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
TO DO THE DANCE.
I MEAN, YOU WERE
THE BEST IN THE BUSINESS,
BUT THAT WAS TWO YEARS AGO.
THREE IF WE'RE COUNTING.
WELL, CLIENTS WANT PUPPIES,
NOT OLD DOGS.
OLD DOGS?
YOU WANT THE JOB?
I THOUGHT I DID.
WELL, PUT ON A SUIT,
AND GET A PLACE IN THE CITY.
AND WOULD YOU GET A CELL PHONE
WITH RECEPTION, PLEASE?
YOU MEAN BECOME
THE PERSON I USED TO BE.
WELL, WAS THAT SO BAD?
UM...
I APPRECIATE YOUR TIME.
YOU REALIZE I'LL JUS FIND SOMEONE ELSE.
YEAH.
YEAH, I KNOW THAT.
I'M NOT CALLING YOU AGAIN.
WELL, IF THE PHONE
DON'T RING,
I'LL KNOW IT'S YOU.
[FERRY HORN BLARES]
I KNOW, I CAN' BELIEVE IT EITHER.
WE ALL THOUGHT SHE WAS
GOING TO BE AN OLD MAID.
[CHUCKLING]
[MUTTERING] "OLD MAID..."
[MUTTERING] "PUPPIES"?
[HORN BLARES]
THE INTER-ISLAND FERRY
WILL BE READY FOR BOARDING
IN 10 MINUTES.
ARRIVING VEHICLES
MUST CLEAR THE RAMP
PRIOR TO LOADING.
[SIGHING AND MUTTERING]
WHERE IS IT?
OH, THANK...
OH. SORRY.
NO, I'M SORRY.
I WAS HERE FIRST.
I'M PRETTY SURE WE WERE HERE
AT THE SAME TIME.
WELL, I NEED IT MORE.
I DOUBT THAT.
I HAVE A HEADACHE.
I HAVE A BIGGER ONE.
I HAVE A NECK ACHE.
I STEPPED ON A NAIL,
AND MY FORMER INTERN
CALLED ME AN OLD DOG.
MY MOM CALLED ME AN OLD MAID.
OUCH.
HOW OLD ARE YOU?
ARE YOU SAYING I'M OLD?
NO.
BUT YOU'RE
THINKING IT.
NO,
BUT MY HEADACHE'S
GETTING WORSE.
[SIGHING]
FINE.
TAKE IT.
I'LL JUST... EAT ICE CREAM
UNTIL I PASS OUT.
[GROANING]
OKAY, NOW I FEEL BAD.
WE CAN...SPLIT IT.
REALLY?
YEAH.
THANK YOU.
ALL RIGHT...
THERE YOU GO.
THANK YOU.
UH... HERE YOU GO.
[CHUCKLES]
NO.
PLEASE TAKE IT.
PLEASE, NO, YOU TAKE IT.
SAVE IT FOR...
ICE CREAM
UNTIL THE PILLS KICK IN.
THANK YOU.
YOU KNOW,
THE, UH, FERRY HAS
FROZEN YOGURT.
IT DOESN'T NECESSARILY HAVE
THE HEALING POWERS OF ICE CREAM,
BUT IT'S GOOD.
MAYBE WE COULD
HAVE A SCOOP.
I CAN'T.
OH.
IS IT...
IS IT THE FLIP FLOPS?
BECAUSE I DO OWN SHOES.
I BELIEVE YOU,
UH, AND I JUST HAVE TO GO.
OKAY.
WHERE IS SHE?
THE FERRY'S HERE.
HERE SHE IS.
MOM THOUGHT YOU RAN AWAY.
NO, I JUST,
I JUST HAD A HEADACHE.
YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO GET A HEADACHE
AFTER YOU GET MARRIED.
COME ON, THE FERRY'S
PULLING IN.
I KNOW. OKAY.
JEEZ...
OLD MAID?
OH, THANK YOU.
[GASPING]
ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL?
WELCOME, BIENVENUE.
HOW CAN I HELP YOU?
UH, YEAH,
WE'LL TAKE FIVE TICKETS
TO THE 4:00 SHOW,
AND A LARGE
POPCORN, PLEASE.
GEORGIE!
WE'RE HERE FOR
THE DWYER-HAMILTON WEDDING.
THE DELUXE #3 PACKAGE
WITH THE CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN.
[GASPING IN DELIGHT]
[WINCING] AH!
QUINOA.
IT'S THE NEW RICE.
STANDARD
ON ALL PACKAGES.
THIS MUST BE THE BRIDE.
OH, NO, SHE'S
ALREADY MARRIED.
THIS IS THE BRIDE.
HI. YEAH.
OH, I
APOLOGIZE.
WELL, IT HAPPENS.
ALL THE TIME.
AND THE GROOM?
HE'S AT A CONFERENCE.
DR. PHILLIP HAMILTON.
YOU MAY HAVE HEARD OF HIM?
HE INVENTED
THE HAMILTON NOSE.
HIS FATHER INVENTED
THE HAMILTON CHIN.
MOM.
OH.
UH, WELL...
[CLEARING THROAT]
DO YOU HAVE
ANY OTHER COLORS?
YELLOW WASHES HER OUT.
YES, I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN.
AH, PINK--
PINK REALLY ISN' HER COLOR EITHER.
WHITE GOES WITH EVERYTHING.
- WHITE, GEORGIE?
- FINE.
MAY I?
WELL, FOLLOW ME.
EVERYTHING'S
GOING TO BE FINE...
AND AS
YOU CAN SEE,
WE'VE REMODELED
IN THE LAST TWO YEARS,
WHICH PUTS US ON PAR
WITH THE OTHER FIVE-STAR
HOTELS IN THE AREA.
THERE'S OUR FORMAL RESTAURANT.
OVER TO THIS SIDE IS OUR LOUNGE.
HERE'S OUR COMPLIMENTARY
COCONUT WATER...
AND OUR VIEW.
NOW, OUR AWARD-WINNING AMENITIES
INCLUDE A SPA
A 24-HOUR
FITNESS CENTER, A POOL,
AND JACUZZI HEATED
TO 104 DEGREES.
HONEY, IN TWO DAYS,
THAT WILL BE YOU.
[SIGHS IN
SATISFACTION]
THIS WAY.
GREETINGS, NEWLYWEDS
AND NEARLYWEDS.
AND... HERE WE ARE.
YOUR ROOM'S
DOWN THIS WAY.
- SWEET.
- THANK YOU.
M.O.B.,
F.O.B.?
EXCUSE ME?
MOTHER OF THE BRIDE,
FATHER OF THE BRIDE.
OH.
GROOM'S
PARENTS?
WELL, M.O.G.
IS ON HER WAY,
AND F.O.G. DECEASED.
I SEE.
FOLLOW ME.
OKAY.
AND FOR THE BRIDE,
THE "I DO" SUITE.
I HOPE
YOU LIKE IT.
I DO.
OH, SHE DOES.
NUPTIAL BASKET.
UPSTAIRS, WE HAVE
"HIS" AND "HERS" ROBES
AND BEDSIDE
ROSE PETALS.
WOW.
IF THERE'S ANYTHING
YOU NEED,
MY DIRECT LINE.
THANK YOU.
EXCUSE ME.
NOW, I'M GOING TO GO
CHECK ON YOUR FATHER.
ARE YOU GOING TO BE
ALL RIGHT ALONE IN HERE?
MOTHER,
I'M NOT ALONE.
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE OUTSIDE]
SEE?
I HAVE THEM.
[CROWD CHEERING]
[KISSING]
BYE.
BYE!
[SIGHING]
NUPTIAL PACKAGE...
[SCOFFING]
OH.
PHILLIP AND...
GEORGE.
[RINGING]
PHILLIP...
HELLO THERE.
HEY, HOW'S THE CONFERENCE?
YOU WERE RIGHT,
I USED YOUR OPENING LINE,
AND MY TALK ON
THE NASOBUCCAL MEMBRANE
WAS STANDING ROOM ONLY.
HOW'S THE HOTEL?
OH, WELL, NUPTIALLY SPEAKING,
I THINK YOUR MOTHER'S
GOING TO HATE IT.
MOTHER HATES EVERYTHING.
REALLY?
WOW, I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME.
UH, GEORGIE, SWEETIE,
THE SINITIS FORUM'S
ABOUT TO START.
CAN YOU TEXT ME THE SCHEDULE?
I CAN'T REACH SHEILA.
I ALREADY DID.
WHAT WOULD I DO WITHOUT YOU?
YOU'D BE LOST?
YES, I WOULD.
I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW,
MRS. HAMILTON.
YES.
BYE.
BYE.
[BUSTLE OF BUSY CROWD]
[APPLAUSE]
OOH, SORRY.
I MEAN...
WHOO!
[AWKWARDLY]
CONGRATULATIONS.
WELL, I'LL LEAVE YOU
TO YOUR JOYOUS OCCASION.
[APPLAUSE]
[]
UH, EXCUSE ME, SIR.
MAY I SEE
YOUR ROOM KEY?
EXCUSE ME?
ARE YOU STAYING
HERE, SIR?
UH... NOPE.
THE PU-PUS ARE ONLY
FOR THE GUESTS.
SINCE WHEN?
WE'RE UNDER
NEW OWNERSHIP, SIR.
AND THE NEW OWNER
HAS A PU-PU POLICY?
SIR...
OKAY.
HEY.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
APPARENTLY
I'M GETTING DE-PU-PU'D.
YOU JUST WITNESS
WHAT HAPPENED TO ME?
OH, YEAH.
ALL OF IT.
THE LEANING TOWER OF PU-PUS?
MORE LIKE... STONEHENGE?
[CHUCKLES]
UM... YOU, UH,
YOU HERE FOR A WEDDING?
YEAH. YOU?
NO. NO, NO, NO,
I'M HERE FOR THE APPETIZERS.
HMM.
YEAH. BRIDESMAID?
NO. NO, NO...
SURE DODGED
A BULLET THERE, HUH?
[CHUCKLING] YEAH.
YEAH.
I'M THE BRIDE.
[LAUGHS]
YOU'RE KIDDING.
NO.
YOU'RE
NOT KIDDING.
AND I BELIEVE YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO SAY "CONGRATULATIONS."
RIGHT. I, UH...
I'M SORRY,
IT'S JUST,
I SEE A LOT OF BRIDES, AND...
YOU DON'T HAVE THAT THING,
YOU KNOW, THE, UM...
THE BRIDAL GLOW?
OH.
WELL, WHAT DO I HAVE?
UM... THE LOOK OF SOMEONE
THAT'S GOING TO GO
SEE THE DENTIST?
BESIDES, STONEHENGE
WAS A BURIAL SITE.
YEAH, BUT I'M SURE THEY HAD
WEDDINGS THERE.
NO. NO, JUST SACRIFICES.
WELL.
SO, WHEN'S THE BIG DAY?
UM, THE DAY
AFTER TOMORROW.
AH.
YEAH.
THE DELUXE PACKAGE WITH
THE CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN?
HAVE YOU BEEN
STALKING MY MOTHER?
GROUPON.
THEY DID A SPECIAL
A FEW MONTHS BACK,
AND THE PLACE HAS BEEN PACKED.
OKAY, SO YOU'RE
A WEDDING PLANNER?
NO, NO, I JUST LIVE CLOSE BY.
ABOUT 100 YARDS.
OH, YEAH, THAT'S,
THAT'S REALLY CLOSE.
AND YOU'RE NO WEARING A RING.
IT'S GETTING SIZED.
TOO LOOSE OR TOO TIGHT?
WHY?
NOTHING.
WELL, IT'S JUST,
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY.
IF THE RING IS TOO TIGHT,
YOU SHOULDN'T GET MARRIED.
- REALLY?
- YEAH.
HMM.
I NEVER HEARD THAT.
DR. HAMILTON,
FORGIVE ME, SIR.
I DIDN'T REALIZE.
I DIDN'T REALIZE...
APOLOGY ACCEPTED.
OH, NO, HE'S--
NO, FORGIVE ME.
HERE'S TO FINDING
THAT ONE PERSON TO ANNOY
FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
CHEERS.
GEORGIE?
DAD.
- HI.
- HI.
HEY.
UH, THIS IS...
LUKE GRIGGS.
JUDD DWYER.
YOU WITH THE HOTEL?
HE'S...
HOTEL-ADJACENT.
DO YOU DO ANY
FISHING AROUND HERE?
OH, YEAH, ALL THE TIME.
I'LL TELL YOU A GREAT PLACE
IF YOU KEEP IT QUIET.
MUM'S THE WORD.
OH. YEAH.
NORTH OF THE POINT,
LEFT SIDE OF THE REEF.
HALIBUT CITY.
I LOVE HALIBUT.
IT'S AN UNDER-RATED
FISH, RIGHT?
OH, ABSOLUTELY.
YEAH.
YOU WANT A DRINK?
WHY NOT?
HERE, TAKE MINE.
OH.
CHEERS, GUYS.
CHEERS.
MUST BE NICE,
LIVING HERE.
IT IS.
WELL, IT... IT WAS,
WHEN I COULD HEAR THE SEAGULLS.
WHAT DO YOU HEAR NOW?
"THE WEDDING MARCH,"
DAY AND NIGHT.
[CHUCKLING]
WHAT LINE OF WORK
ARE YOU IN, LUKE?
I'M AN ARCHITECT.
I WAS...
I WAS AN ARCHITECT.
HOW ABOUT YOURSELF?
APPLIANCES.
WASHERS AND DWYER'S.
DAD LOVES THAT JOKE.
[LAUGHING]
GEORGIE'S A NURSE.
DAD, I'M SURE HE'S NO INTERESTED IN WHAT I DO.
NO, I'M INTERESTED.
IT'S STRANGE,
YOU KNOW,
WATCHING YOUR
DAUGHTER GET MARRIED.
YOU HOPE THE MAN SHE PICKS IS...
WELL, FEELS LIKE A SON.
[QUIETLY] DAD...
BUT I GUESS ALL THAT MATTERS
IS THAT HE'S RIGHT FOR HER.
YEAH.
WELL, I'VE INTRUDED ENOUGH.
UH, REALLY
GOOD TO MEET YOU.
YOU TOO, LUKE.
GEORGIE...
CONGRATULATIONS.
THANK YOU.
I LIKE THAT GUY.
DAD, YOU DO REMEMBER
I'M GETTING MARRIED
THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW,
TO A DIFFERENT GUY.
- I REMEMBER.
- OKAY.
[BIRDS CALL]
[WEDDING MARCH PLAYS
IN THE DISTANCE]
[]
[APPLAUSE]
WHERE ARE THEY?
THE BRUNCH PACKAGE BRUNCH
ENDS IN HALF AN HOUR.
YOU DON'T THINK
HE CHANGED HIS MIND, DO YOU?
PHILLIP...
HI.
HEY. FINALLY.
[SIGHING]
PHILLIP,
I'M SO GLAD
YOU COULD MAKE IT.
IT'S GREAT TO BE HERE,
MRS. DWYER.
OH, NO MORE FORMALITIES.
YOU CALL ME "MOM."
HE DOESN'T EVEN CALL
HIS OWN MOTHER "MOM."
PHILLIP?
HI...
NICE TO MEET YOU.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
HI. I'M JUDD.
HOW WAS YOUR TRIP?
LONG, BUMPY,
AND DREADFULLY UNEVENTFUL.
WELL, YOU LOOK AMAZING.
WELL, THANK YOU, GEORGEANN.
SHE PREFERS "GEORGIE."
OH, WELL, YOU KNOW.
DAD ALWAYS WANTED A BOY,
SO HERE I AM.
YOU'RE THE APPLE
OF MY EYE, HONEY.
IT'S 20 MINUTES
AND COUNTING.
RIGHT.
WHO'S HUNGRY?
BRUNCH?
YES, PLEASE.
- GREAT.
- OKAY.
RIGHT.
[CHATTING QUIETLY]
OH, DAD...
IT'S MY FIRST.
WAITER,
I DIDN'T SEE
ANY FRESH SALMON
ON THE BUFFET.
I CAN BRING
SOME, MA'AM,
FOR AN ADDITIONAL
CHARGE.
MARKET PRICE.
POACHED, PLEASE.
NO BUTTER
OR BUTTER SUBSTITUTES.
IN OTHER WORDS,
THERE IS NO MARGARINE
FOR ERROR.
[LAUGHTER]
FELICE,
MY FAMILY IS SO EXCITED
ABOUT THIS WEDDING.
YOU SEE, MOM AND DAD GOT MARRIED
ON THE MILITARY BASE,
AND, WELL, SIS ELOPED.
[CHUCKLING]
WE'RE THEIR ONLY SHO AT A REAL WEDDING.
AND YOU'RE GETTING
QUITE THE CATCH
WITH OUR PHILLIP.
MOTHER...
WELL, MY LATE HUSBAND
DR. HAMILTON AND I
WERE ONLY BLESSED
WITH ONE CHILD.
NATURALLY, WE WAN THE BEST FOR HIM.
WELL, YOU'RE GETTING I WITH GEORGIE.
THANK YOU.
FELICE, YOU LOOK
SO YOUTHFUL.
WHAT IS YOUR SECRET?
PHILLIP GAVE ME
A LIFESTYLE LIFT.
OH.
WHICH REMINDS ME,
I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU,
GEORGEANN.
OH.
UH, WAITER?
CAN YOU BRING
THE BOX OVER?
NOW, I KNOW
YOU HAD PLANS
TO WEAR
SOMETHING ELSE,
BUT I WAS ABLE
TO CALL IN
A LAST-MINUTE FAVOR.
OKAY.
OPEN UP.
OKAY, OKAY.
OH, WOW.
YOU CAN'T GO WRONG
WITH VERA WANG.
THERE IS
NO WRONG WANG, RIGHT?
NO WRONG WANG,
RIGHT.
OH...
THE THING IS, UM,
MY MOM'S COUNTING ON ME
TO WEAR HER DRESS.
IT WAS MY GRANDMOTHER'S.
I UNDERSTAND,
I DO,
BUT WE NEED TO ASK OURSELVES,
WHICH DRESS WILL LOOK BETTER
IN THE WEDDING PICTURES?
WELL, FELICE IS RIGHT, HONEY.
IT'S... IT'S JUST STUNNING.
OKAY.
OH, THIS IS...
BIG ENOUGH TO FIT A BARBIE.
WELL, IT'S A 2, DEAR.
OH, WELL,
THAT EXPLAINS IT.
THE LAST TIME I WORE A 2
WAS ON THE BACK
OF MY BASEBALL UNIFORM,
RIGHT, DAD?
JUNIOR MARINERS.
HECK OF A SEASON.
OH, WE'LL
HAVE IT ALTERED.
I MEAN, THERE MUST BE
A PROPER TAILOR IN TOWN.
WELL, WE HAVE A HARBOR
CRUISE PLANNED FOR 1:00.
THAT'S GONNA BE
A NO FOR ME.
I TEND TO GET SEASICK,
ALTHOUGH I COULD GO FOR
A ROUND OF GOLF,
IF ANYONE'S INTERESTED?
A SKINS GAME PERHAPS, GENTLEMEN?
YEAH, THAT'S A NO FOR US.
WE'RE NOT REALLY
GOLF TYPES, PHIL.
FISHIN'.
FISHING, ALL RIGHT.
WELL, IT'S SETTLED.
PHILLIP, YOU'LL
PLAY GOLF,
GEORGEANN, YOU'LL
COME WITH ME,
AND THE REST OF YOU
WILL GO ON THE BOAT.
OKAY.
I THINK, UH, I'M
GOING TO FRESHEN UP.
MEET ME IN FRONT OF
THE HOTEL
AT 1:00 SHARP, OKAY?
SURE.
WAITER, CAN YOU
HELP HER WITH THE BOX?
OH, YEAH,
LET'S GET THIS...
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
WHAT IF WE'RE
MARRIED FOR 50 YEARS?
THAT IS 50 CHRISTMASES,
50 THANKSGIVINGS,
AND 50 EASTERS
WITH YOUR MOTHER.
I DOUBT SHE'LL BE
AROUND FOR ALL 50.
OH, I HAVE A FEELING SHE WILL.
LOOK, YOU
JUST DON'T FI INTO HER PLAN
FOR MY ENTIRE LIFE,
AND THAT'S
A GOOD THING.
SHE'LL LEARN
TO LOVE YOU.
THE WAY THAT YOU'LL LEARN
TO LOVE BALLGAMES WITH MY DAD?
WELL, HOW MANY GAMES?
LIKE,
TWO OR THREE.
A YEAR?
A WEEK.
CAN WE STOP TALKING
ABOUT OUR PARENTS?
YES, I WOULD LOVE TO
NOT TALK ABOUT OUR PARENTS.
THANK YOU.
UM, I COULD GIVE YOU
A TOUR OF THE "I DO" SUITE?
I WOULD LOVE THAT.
OKAY.
UH, UPSTAIRS, WE HAVE
THE "HIS" AND "HERS" ROBES.
MM-HM.
AND RIGHT OVER HERE,
WE HAVE THE NUPTIAL BASKET.
OOH...
OOH... [CHUCKLES]
AND OF COURSE,
WE CAN'T FORGE THE INCREDIBLE
WEDDING GARDEN VIEWS...
OH, YEAH.
--WHERE WE CAN WATCH
COMPLETE STRANGERS GET MARRIED
FROM DAWN UNTIL DUSK.
[CELL PHONE RINGS]
SORRY.
IT'S THE CLINIC.
I HAVE TO
TAKE THIS.
YUP.
THIS IS DR. HAMILTON.
OH, DEAR, OH.
I'LL CALL YOU
RIGHT BACK.
IT'S THE THOMPSON GIRL,
ISN'T IT?
SHE BROKE HER NEW NOSE.
HORSEBACK RIDING?
THE MALL.
I TOLD HER
NO AGGRESSIVE SHOPPING.
I'M SORRY, GEORGIE,
BUT I GOTTA GO RESET IT.
YOU JUST GOT HERE.
AND...
DR. GREEN'S ON CALL,
REMEMBER?
SHE DOESN'T WAN A GREEN NOSE.
SHE WANTS A HAMILTON NOSE.
IT SHOULDN'T BE
MORE THAN A FEW HOURS.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
I'LL GO WITH YOU.
YOU CAN'T LEAVE
YOUR PARENTS HERE
ALONE WITH MY MOTHER.
[SIGHS]
YOU'RE RIGHT.
OKAY, YOU STAY,
I'LL GO.
OKAY...
I'LL BE BACK IN TIME FOR
THE REHEARSAL DINNER,
I PROMISE, OKAY?
I'M SORRY.
HEY, YEAH,
IT'S ME.
UM, YEAH, I SHOULD BE
THERE IN ABOUT AN HOUR.
I'LL BE THE GIRL
SITTING ALONE AT THE TABLE.
[SIGHING]
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
[SNIFFLING, CHOKING BACK TEARS]
COME IN, MOTHER!
I JUST SAW PHILLIP RUSH OUT.
IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?
OH, YEAH, EVERYTHING'S FINE,
HE JUST HAD AN EMERGENCY.
HE JUST GOT HERE.
HE CAN'T LEAVE AGAIN
WHEN HE'S GETTING MARRIED.
IS HE COMING BACK?
YES, MOM, HE'S COMING BACK.
SHOULDN'T YOU
BE MEETING FELICE?
I STILL HAVE A MINUTE
AND 30 SECONDS.
I COULD COME
SHOPPING WITH YOU.
[LAUGHS RUEFULLY]
WHY SHOULD WE
BOTH SUFFER?
NO, GO ON
THE CRUISE WITH DAD.
IT'S PREPAID.
YEAH, WELL,
I FEEL SORRY FOR HER.
ALL SHE HAS IS PHILLIP.
WELL, PHILLIP,
TWO HOUSES, A PRIVATE CHEF,
A LIMO, AND A COUNTRY CLUB
MEMBERSHIP.
WELL, WHEN I COMES DOWN TO IT,
NONE OF THAT OTHER STUFF
REALLY MATTERS.
I'M SORRY ABOUT THE DRESS.
OH, HONEY, IT'S JUST A DRESS.
YOUR DAUGHTER CAN WEAR I TO HER WEDDING.
OH.
MY IMAGINARY DAUGHTER'S
ALREADY GETTING MARRIED?
I'M WORKING ON
THE GUEST LIST RIGHT NOW.
AND NOW I HAVE TO GO.
[CHUCKLES]
BYE.
AH, MR. GRIGGS,
COME IN PLEASE.
THANKS FOR COMING IN.
CHARLES EVANS.
I'M THE NEW OWNER.
AH, IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU.
I HEARD I FORGOT SOMETHING
AT THE BAR?
OH, THAT.
NO, I DIDN'T FORGET THAT.
I LEFT IT.
I'M GLAD YOU DID.
I LOOKED YOU UP.
YOUR WORK ON
THE SKY-VISTA DEVELOPMENT?
EXACTLY WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR.
YOU SEE, THE
BOTTOM LINE IS,
I'M EXPANDING
THE HOTEL,
AND I WOULD LIKE
TO HAVE YOU INVOLVED.
HOW MUCH BIGGER
DO YOU PLAN ON GETTING?
IT'S JUST THE ROOFTOP ALTAR
HAS A BIRD'S-EYE VIEW
OF MY BATHTUB.
[CHUCKLES]
YOU DO REALIZE THA I'M OFFERING YOU A JOB.
I DO,
IT'S JUST WHEN I MOVED HERE,
THIS PLACE HAD 15 ROOMS
AND A FEW WEDDINGS A MONTH.
AND A PU-PU BAR THAT WASN'T RUN
BY HOMELAND SECURITY.
IT WAS PARADISE.
SO IF YOU'RE JUST PLANNING
ON STACKING MORE SUITES
ON TOP OF PARTY ROOMS,
I'M NOT THAT GUY.
I WAS.
BUT I'M NOT THAT GUY ANYMORE.
WELL, YOU DO REALIZE
THAT I'LL JUS HIRE SOMEONE ELSE, HMM?
YEAH.
YEAH, I KNOW.
I DON' UNDERSTAND THIS.
I TALKED TO
THE CONCIERGE.
HE SAID THE CAR
WOULD BE HERE
IN TIME FOR ME TO MAKE
MY APPOINTMENT IN TOWN.
YOU NEED TO MAKE
A CALL, OKAY?
THE BRIDE NEEDS TO HAVE
HER WEDDING DRESS
FITTED TODAY.
PEOPLE ARE
EXPECTING US.
I NEED A CAR NOW.
WELL, IS IT COMING?
[ENGINE CHUGGING,
STARTER STRUGGLING TO LIFE]
YOU HAVING
SECOND THOUGHTS?
GO.
- WHOA!
- GO, GO, GO!
OKAY! ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT.
MAN...
NOT THAT I MIND, BUT...
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
AVOIDING A WEDDING
DRESS SHOW-DOWN
WITH MY FUTURE MOTHER-IN-LAW.
A WHAT?
I WANT TO WEAR MY MOM'S DRESS.
SHE WANTS ME IN VERA WANG.
OKAY, SO, WHERE
ARE WE GOING?
ANYWHERE OUT OF
THE LINE OF FIRE.
AND THEN WHAT?
AND THEN...
I HIDE TILL DINNER.
WHERE'S DR. HAMILTON
IN ALL OF THIS?
I'VE SEEN YOU
SIX TIMES ALREADY,
AND EVERY TIME,
YOU'RE ALONE.
YOU'VE SEEN ME THREE TIMES.
OH, YEAH?
OH, YEAH?
YOU'RE COUNTING?
DR. HAMILTON
IS AWAY ON AN EMERGENCY.
HE'S A SURGEON.
CARDIAC? BRAIN?
RHINOPLASTY.
THAT'S A NOSE JOB.
WHY, YES, IT IS.
WHAT'S THE EMERGENCY?
IS IT RUNNING?
THAT'S SO FUNNY.
I'VE HEARD THAT BEFORE.
IN SECOND GRADE.
WELL, YOU'RE COMING
TO DO AN ERRAND WITH ME.
I'LL HAVE YOU BACK
IN 30, TOPS.
[SIGHS DEEPLY]
WOW.
WANT TO
GIVE ME A HAND?
YEAH.
JUST GRAB
THE OTHER END THERE.
YOU MADE THIS?
YEAH.
IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
THANK YOU.
WOW.
SO...
THIS IS WHY
YOU KIDNAPPED ME, HUH?
FREE LABOR?
EXACTLY.
SO, WE'RE GOING
TO PUT IT JUST OVER HERE.
OKAY.
WHO'S THIS FOR?
WHOEVER WANTS TO SIT HERE.
REALLY?
THE WHOLE ISLAND
USED TO LOOK LIKE THIS.
IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
AND THE BEST PAR ABOUT IT?
NO WEDDINGS
FOR A 15-MILE RANGE.
YOU DO KNOW YOU CAN
MOVE AWAY FROM THE HOTEL.
YEAH, I DO.
ALL MY NEIGHBORS SOLD,
ONE BY ONE.
HMM...
I'M THE LAST ONE
TO HOLD OUT.
MEANWHILE, IT'S
FOUR WEDDINGS A DAY,
365 DAYS A YEAR.
WELL, I SEE
FOUR NOSE JOBS A DAY,
THAT'S 1040 NOSES A YEAR.
PLUS OTOPLASTIES.
AUTO-- WHAT?
SURGERY TO GE YOUR EARS PINNED BACK.
[LAUGHS]
WHO WOULD WAN TO DO THAT?
BIG EARS ARE
AESTHETICALLY DISPLEASING.
THEY THROW THE FACE
OFF-CENTER.
OFF-CENTER,
IT'S SO UNDER-RATED.
LIKE HALIBUT?
LIKE...
THE SYDNEY OPERA HOUSE.
STONEHENGE.
WELL...
THE HUMAN HEART.
ALL ASYMMETRICAL,
ALL BEAUTIFUL.
LOOK...
RIGHT THERE,
YOU SEE THOSE ROCKS?
MM-HM.
THOUSANDS OF YEARS
OF WATER
CUTTING UP AGAINST IT.
HOW IMPERFECT IS THAT,
YET PERFECT.
WE SHOULD...
WE SHOULD GO.
YEAH.
YEAH, LET'S GO.
[ENGINE STARTER STRUGGLING]
[STARTER STRUGGLING]
[STARTER STRUGGLES]
I, UH, THOUGH THIS BATTERY
AT LEAST HAD
ONE MORE CHARGE IN IT.
[STARTER CHUGGING]
OKAY, BUT...
YOU CAN FIX IT.
YEAH. NO PROBLEM.
ALL WE NEED
IS ONE MORE CAR.
I'M CALLING AAA.
[SIGHS] OKAY.
NO RECEPTION.
HOW ARE WE GETTING
OUT OF HERE?
GOOD THING
YOU'RE NOT WEARING HEELS.
YOU COMING?
ARE YOU SURE
WE SHOULDN'T BE ON A ROAD?
THIS IS A SHORTCUT.
HOW SHORT?
I DON'T KNOW,
MAYBE 11 MILES?
YOU'RE ENJOYING THIS,
AREN'T YOU?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
THIS ENTIRE OUTING HAS
THROWN A WRENCH IN MY PLANS.
[WINCING] AH!
WHAT?
I GOTTA STAR WEARING SHOES.
HERE, LET ME SEE.
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO TRY
AND PIN MY EARS BACK,
ARE YOU?
WHAT IS IT, A NAIL?
NOPE.
A PINE NEEDLE.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
WHAT...
THIS IS A NEW T-SHIRT.
I'M HELPING YOU.
HANG ON.
[FABRIC TEARING]
[FABRIC TEARING]
[GROANS]
[SIGHS HEAVILY]
I'M NOT HAPPY ABOUT THIS.
I THOUGHT YOU LIKED
IMPERFECT THINGS.
OKAY.
YOU KNOW,
I WAS THINKING,
WHAT'S THE OFFICIAL CUT-OFF AGE
TO BE AN OLD MAID?
THAT'S WHAT YOU WERE THINKING?
[CELL PHONE CHIMES]
[GASPS]
I HAVE SERVICE.
WE HAVE CONTACT.
YES.
SIX MISSED CALLS?
HIS MOTHER.
FELICE.
DOESN'T THA MEAN "HAPPY"?
IT DID,
BEFORE SHE MET ME.
AND WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
APPARENTLY EVERYTHING.
PHILLIP!
GEORGIE, I SHOULD HAVE
TAKEN YOU WITH ME.
SHEILA WAS ALL THUMBS,
AND SHE FORGOT TO ORDER
THE #9 BLADES.
IS MY MOTHER BEHAVING?
ABOUT THAT, UM...
WHO'S THAT?
NO ONE.
THANKS.
WHERE ARE YOU?
LISTEN,
I GOT A LITTLE SIDETRACKED,
BUT EVERYTHING'S FINE.
ARE YOU ON YOUR WAY BACK?
YEAH, I'M JUS WRAPPING THINGS UP HERE.
I HAVE A QUICK CONSUL ON A NECK LIFT.
I TRIED TO POSTPONE IT,
BUT IT'S THE MAYOR'S WIFE.
PHILLIP, I RESCHEDULED THA FOR NEXT WEEK.
I KNOW.
SHE JUST SHOWED UP.
I WILL BE BACK
BEFORE MOTHER CAN SEND BACK
THE APPETIZERS, ALL RIGHT?
[TONE BEEPING]
PHILLIP?
HEY...
LET'S GO.
YEAH.
MRS. HAMILTON,
IS THERE SOMETHING
I CAN HELP YOU WITH?
WELL, IT APPEARS AS THOUGH
I'VE BEEN STOOD UP
BY THE BRIDE TO BE.
OH, NERVOUS FORGETFULNESS,
I'M SURE.
AS LONG AS YOU'RE HERE,
I'D LIKE TO GO OVER
SOME OF THE CHANGES
TO THE WEDDING
WE NEED TO MAKE.
WHEN I MARRIED
DR. HAMILTON,
WE HAD A SIMPLE WHITE CANOPY
WITH TIVOLI LIGHTS.
WHEN OUR VOWS WERE SPOKEN,
THE LIGHTS SEEMED TO GLOW
LIKE FIREFLIES.
MRS. HAMILTON,
DON'T YOU WORRY.
THIS WILL BE
A WEDDING MADE IN HEAVEN.
EXCUSE ME.
[MUTTERING]
MADE IN HEAVEN,
LIKE THUNDER AND LIGHTNING.
I ALMOS GOT MARRIED ONCE.
ALMOST?
A PARTNER AT MY FIRM
TOOK OFF WITH MY CLIENTS,
AND MY FIANCEE.
WOW.
THAT'S AWFUL.
YOU KNOW,
YOU'D THINK SO.
BUT ONCE
THE SMOKE CLEARED,
I REALIZED
IT WAS THE BEST THING
THAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED.
MY WHOLE LIFE, I WAS JUS GOING THROUGH THE MOTIONS.
WRONG GIRL, WRONG JOB,
NEW BUILDING, BIGGER,
NEWER, PASSIONLESS.
I WAS... I WAS EMPTY.
SO I DROPPED OUT,
AND HERE I AM.
LOST IN THE WOODS.
NO, NOT LOST.
I JUST DON'T WANT TO
BECOME THAT PERSON AGAIN.
WELL, YOU WON'T.
YOU HAVE SCAR TISSUE.
A CUT HEALS,
SCAR TISSUE IS FORMED.
IT'S NOT ALWAYS PRETTY,
BUT IT'S STRONGER,
BETTER.
THAT PROBABLY SOUNDS
SO STUPID TO YOU.
NO. NO, IT DOESN'T.
WHAT IS THIS PLACE?
DESTINATION WEDDING SITE.
CHINOOK.
FROM A TIME WHEN MARRIAGES
LASTED FOR LIFE.
AND FOR OUR DELUXE PACKAGE #2,
WE HAVE OUR NATURAL
SULFUR SPRINGS,
SHROUDED WITH POISON OAK...
[CHUCKLING]
MUSIC COURTESY OF
OUR INDIGENOUS BIRDS,
AND THE COUP DE GRACE,
OUR FRESH BLUEBERRY PATCH,
ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT,
AT NO ADDITIONAL COST.
HEY...
WHAT'S WRONG?
I'M A TERRIBLE BRIDE.
I MEAN, I'M HORRIBLE.
I'VE SEEN WORSE.
NO, YOU HAVEN'T.
OKAY, SO YOU'RE TERRIBLE.
THERE MUST BE A REASON.
THERE ISN'T.
WERE YOU
LEFT AT THE ALTAR?
NO.
PARENTS DIVORCED?
THEY'VE BEEN MARRIED 36 YEARS.
THEN IT'S GOT TO BE
SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE GROOM.
NO, THERE'S NOTHING
WRONG WITH THE GROOM.
HE'S...
HE'S BRILLIANT,
AND ACCOMPLISHED, AND...
CONFIDENT.
I MEAN, YOU SHOULD SEE HIM.
HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE FRIENDS,
HE HAS FANS.
WELL, THEN, YOU HAVE
NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT, RIGHT?
YOU DO LOVE HIM?
YEAH.
I MEAN,
WE-WE GET ALONG GREAT.
WE'VE NEVER HAD A FIGHT, AND...
[VOICE BREAKING]
WE MAKE A REALLY GREAT TEAM.
[SOBBING]
[SOBBING]
I'M SORRY,
I'M SO SORRY.
NO, NO, NO, IT'S OKAY.
[FABRIC TEARING]
HEY, IT'S OKAY,
IT'S OKAY.
HERE.
THANK YOU.
IT'S GOING TO BE
OKAY, ALL RIGHT?
OH, I KNOW, I KNOW,
EVERYTHING'S
GOING TO BE FINE, RIGHT?
WELL, I DIDN'T SAY THAT.
IT'S GONNA BE FINE
EVENTUALLY.
LOOK, BLUEBERRIES.
IT'S HIGH IN ANTIOXIDANTS.
I'M SORRY.
I'VE BEEN ACTING SO CRAZY
SINCE I'VE BEEN HERE.
WEDDING FEVER.
I SEE IT ALL THE TIME.
OH, REALLY?
[LAUGHING]
SEE, LOOK, YOU'RE CURED.
YOU KNOW,
MY MOM...
SHE'S BEEN PUSHING
FOR THIS WEDDING SINCE...
SINCE I BROUGH MY FIRST BOY HOME.
REALLY?
MM-HM.
SHE BAKED HIM A CAKE,
AND HE ONLY CAME OVER
TO DO HOMEWORK.
WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY,
YOU CAN TRY TO GET SOMEWHERE
IN A HURRY,
AND IT'LL GET YOU THERE FASTER,
BUT IT MIGHT GET YOU
INTO AN ACCIDENT.
TELL ME,
IS THIS THE SAME "THEY"
THAT SAYS IT'S BAD LUCK
IF YOUR RING'S TOO TIGHT?
NO. NO, THAT...
THAT'S A DIFFERENT "THEY."
HEY!
[LAUGHING]
DON'T HIT ME WITH THAT.
GIVE ME THAT.
COME HERE.
HEY!
[LAUGHING AND SQUEALING]
GIVE ME
YOUR BEST SHOT.
[LAUGHING]
THERE'S GEORGIE.
AND WHAT A RELIEF,
PHILLIP'S HERE.
THAT'S NO DR. PHIL.
HE'S NOT EVEN
WEARING SHOES.
HEY, GUYS, LOOKS LIKE
YOU CAUGHT SOME FISH.
YEAH.
HEY, GOOD TO
SEE YOU AGAIN, LUKE.
YOU TOO, JUDD.
UM, I'VE GOT SOME
BLUEBERRIES ON ME.
FISH GUTS.
ALL RIGHT.
[LAUGHING]
UH...THAT'S
MELISSA AND MIKE,
OTHERWISE KNOWN
AS M & M.
THAT'S MY MOM.
EVERYONE, THIS IS
LUKE GRIGGS.
REALLY GOOD
TO MEET ALL OF YOU.
WHERE'S PHILLIP?
HE GOT DELAYED.
SOMETHING ABOU A NECK NEEDING A LIFT?
HE WILL BE HERE
IN TIME FOR REHEARSAL,
UNLESS YOU HAVE
ANOTHER PHILLIP UPDATE.
GEORGEANN.
I ASSUME YOU HAVE
A GOOD EXCUSE
FOR STANDING ME UP.
I DO.
GOOD.
I DON'T.
DO YOU MIND
IF I HAVE A WORD, FELICE?
IT'S MRS. HAMILTON.
UM, YOU SEE,
MRS. HAMILTON, UH,
GEORGIE WANTS
YOUR APPROVAL,
LIKE ANY
DAUGHTER-IN-LAW WOULD,
AND THAT'S WHY
SHE'S AFRAID TO TELL YOU
THAT SHE WANTS TO WEAR
HER MOTHER'S DRESS.
AND NOT JUST BECAUSE
SHE HAS TO HOLD
HER BREATH TO WEAR IT,
BUT BECAUSE
IT HAS HISTORY,
AND HISTORY'S
IMPORTANT, RIGHT?
I MEAN, THIS ISLAND
HAS HISTORY,
AND THAT DRESS
HAS HISTORY, AND--
WHO ARE YOU,
AND WHY AM I LISTENING TO
THIS HIGH SCHOOL DEBATE SPEECH?
I'M, UM...
UH... NOBODY.
AS I ASSUMED.
GEORGEANN,
IF YOU WANTED
TO WEAR YOUR MOTHER'S DRESS,
WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST SAY SO?
I WANTED YOU TO LIKE ME.
FOR HEAVEN SAKES, DEAR.
WE'RE GOING TO BE FAMILY.
MM-HM.
BESIDES,
IF YOU'D RATHER WEAR
ORLON THAN VERA WANG,
WHO AM I TO STOP YOU?
IT'S ONLY 30% ORLON.
THE REST IS SATEEN.
OH, HOW REASSURING.
WELL,
I'M SURE YOU'D ALL LIKE
TO GET CLEANED UP
BEFORE PHILLIP ARRIVES.
OF COURSE.
I HOPE I DIDN' MAKE THAT WORSE.
NO, ACTUALLY, THAT WAS...
THAT WAS THE WARMES I'VE EVER SEEN HER.
YIKES.
[CHUCKLING]
YEAH.
OKAY, GUYS,
I GOTTA GET BACK
TO THE POIN AND GIVE THIS TRUCK
A CHARGE.
YOU GOT PLANS TONIGHT?
NO.
COME TO THE REHEARSAL DINNER.
I REALLY APPRECIATE THE
INVITE, JUDD, THANK YOU.
YEAH, I'LL BE THERE.
AS LONG AS IT'S OKAY
WITH YOU, MRS. DWYER.
IT'S MORE THAN OKAY,
AND YOU CAN CALL ME EMMA.
OKAY, EMMA.
ALL RIGHT,
M & M.
OKAY.
I GOTTA PU THIS FISH ON ICE.
[EMMA]: OH, YOU KNOW,
I JUST THINK HE'S SO CHARMING...
AS YOUR BRIDESMAID,
I HAVE TO ASK,
ARE YOU AFRAID THA PHILLIP WON'T SHOW UP?
OR ARE YOU WORRIED
THAT HE WILL?
YOU KNOW,
IT'S NOT LIKE PHILLIP
TO BE LATE.
OH, HE'S PROBABLY
JUST STUCK IN TRAFFIC.
HE'S ALWAYS ON TIME
FOR HIS SURGERIES.
OH, HERE HE IS.
OH.
HEY, GUYS.
M, M, GUYS.
- HEY.
- HELLO.
JUDD, GOOD TO
SEE YOU AGAIN.
GOOD TO BE SEEN.
EMMA, YOU LOOK LOVELY.
THANK YOU.
MRS. HAMILTON,
WEDDING BLACK,
HOW FESTIVE.
DO I KNOW YOU?
WE MET AN HOUR AGO.
APPARENTLY YOU FAILED
TO MAKE AN IMPRESSION.
I'M GOING TO WAI IN MY ROOM
UNTIL PHILLIP
ARRIVES.
OKAY.
BYE.
- BYE.
- BYE-BYE.
[SIGHING]
SHE MEANS WELL.
YOU LOOK...
YOU TOO.
[SIGHS]
SO, UH, WHERE'S
THE LUCKY GROOM?
OH, HE'S
STILL ON HIS WAY.
STILL?
MM-HM.
WELL, I MEAN,
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY.
IT'S BAD LUCK TO SEE THE BRIDE
BEFORE THE WEDDING.
[CHUCKLES]
BUT IT IS GOOD LUCK
TO SEE HER DURING.
[DORIAN]: ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE,
REHEARSAL, REHEARSAL.
EVERYBODY IN THEIR PLACES.
BRIDE AND DR. HAMILTON,
FOLLOW ME...
OH, DORIAN, NO, NO, NO,
THIS ISN' THE REAL DR. HAMILTON.
I'M NOT?
NO.
BE THAT AS IT MAY,
WE DO HAVE ANOTHER
REHEARSAL PARTY
BREATHING DOWN OUR NECKS,
SO MIGHT I SUGGEST,
FOR A SMALL, NOMINAL FEE,
YOU CAN HIRE A STAND-IN.
I'VE GOT TO PAY FOR
A STAND-IN GROOM NOW?
DAD...
LOOK, I'M ALREADY HERE,
I DON'T MIND DOING IT.
NO.
- HE DOESN'T MIND.
- NO!
I'D BE HONORED.
I DON'T HAVE TO
SIGN A PRE-NUP, DO I?
[CHUCKLES MIRTHLESSLY]
IT'S FINE.
I'M SURE SOMEBODY ELSE CAN...
[SIGHS]
LET'S GO.
YOU SEE, YOU'RE ALREADY
ORDERING ME AROUND.
IT'S LIKE WE'RE ALREADY MARRIED.
[CHUCKLING] OKAY.
SO, WE'VE ALREADY HAD
THE WALK DOWN THE AISLE,
THE BRIDE AND GROOM,
ACCOMPANIED BY THE HARP PLAYER.
THE BRIDE AND GROOM
NOW LOOK AT EACH OTHER.
[SIGHS]
IN THE EYES, NOT THE FEET.
VERY NICE.
WE ARE GATHERED
HERE TOGETHER...
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH...
"IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH..."
CEREMONY, CEREMONY...
"DO YOU TAKE THIS WOMAN
TO BE YOUR LAWFULLY
WEDDED WIFE?
THAT SOUNDS GOOD.
AND DO YOU
TAKE THIS MAN
TO LOVE, HONOR, CHERISH,
YADDA, YADDA, YADDA?
[QUIETLY] OKAY.
"YES, I DO," WOULD BE
MORE IN KEEPING
WITH THE NUPTIAL TONE.
YES.
RINGS?
UH...
THEY'RE WITH
THE GROOM, STILL.
UM, I HAVE A RING.
NO, NO.
NO... NO, WE SHOULD
NOT BE DOING THAT.
IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL.
IT'S JUST,
IT'S FOR GOOD LUCK.
CHINOOK.
IT'S NOT TOO TIGHT, IS IT?
NO.
SO, WE NOW GO TO THE WRAP-UP,
"I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU..."
MUSIC, TEARS, LAUGHTER,
AND THE THROWING OF THE QUINOA.
YOU FORGOT TO SAY,
"YOU MAY NOW KISS THE BRIDE."
WHAT?
AREN'T YOU THE STAND-IN?
WELL, I'M,
I'M JUST TRYING TO COVER
ALL THE BASES HERE, YOU KNOW?
[CHUCKLING]
TO... MARRIAGES.
[GLASSES CLINKING]
TO MARRIAGES...
CHEERS.
YEAH, EMMA AND I WERE HAPPY
FOR 20 YEARS.
AND THEN WE MET.
[LAUGHTER]
SO, YOU GUYS MUST HAVE
A GREAT STORY.
OH, THE BEST.
OH, YEAH. UH, WELL,
WE MET IN THE WAITING ROOM
OF A JOB INTERVIEW.
THERE WAS AN EMPTY COUCH,
AND INSTEAD OF SITTING
ON SEPARATE ENDS,
WE BOTH SA IN THE MIDDLE.
HELLO.
[LAUGHTER]
WE DIDN' GET THE JOB,
BUT...
WE GOT EACH OTHER.
AND THEY HAVE BEEN FINISHING
EACH OTHER'S SENTENCES--
--EVER SINCE.
YEAH.
SO, WHAT ABOU YOU AND PHILLIP?
WHAT'S YOUR STORY?
OH.
WELL, WE WORK TOGETHER.
WE'VE ACTUALLY WORKED TOGETHER
FOR FOUR YEARS,
AND THINGS JUST SORT OF
FELL INTO PLACE.
WE JUST...
EVOLVED.
SO YOU EVOLVED, AND...
AND THAT'S IT.
THAT'S IT?
YEAH, THAT'S IT.
WELL, NOT EVERYONE HAS A STORY.
UM... [CLEARING THROAT]
I-I DO.
YOU DO?
YEAH, UH, THIS GIRL
WALKED INTO A MINI MART.
I WAS DEFINITELY NO PLANNING ON MEETING SOMEONE,
AND OUR HANDS TOUCHED
OVER AN ASPIRIN BOTTLE.
I HAD A HEADACHE.
SHE DID TOO.
IT WAS SHEER AGONY
AT FIRST SIGHT.
[CHUCKLES]
SHE WAS LUMINOUS.
HELLO, EVERYONE.
APOLOGIES.
WHAT DID WE MISS?
CLEARLY NOTHING.
FELICE IS RIGHT.
YOU JUST MISSED SOME
FAKE WEDDING STUFF,
AND FOOD, THAT'S ALL.
HI.
HEY.
UH, TO GEORGIE AND PHILLIP,
MAY YOU ALWAYS BE AS HAPPY
AS YOU ARE THIS VERY MINUTE.
WHO'S THAT?
UH, THAT'S LUKE,
THE WEDDING STAND-IN.
THE STAND-IN.
AND NOW THAT YOU'RE HERE,
I GUESS I CAN GO.
OH, YOU WORK FOR THE HOTEL?
NO.
NO, NO, BUT I RECOMMEND
THE CHICKEN KIEV.
UH, JUDD.
EMMA, M, M...
GEORGIE, HAVE
A WONDERFUL WEDDING.
THANK YOU.
OH, WAIT.
YOU FORGO YOUR RING.
NO, NO, IT'S YOURS.
NO, TAKE IT. IT'S YOURS.
IT'S YOURS.
BE HAPPY, GEORGIE.
WHEN WAS THE LAS TIME WE WERE ALONE?
UH, POST-BRUNCH,
PRE-NECKLIFT?
[CHUCKLES RUEFULLY]
I'M SORRY
ABOUT TODAY,
AND YESTERDAY.
IT'S OKAY.
NO, IT'S NOT.
I SHOULD HAVE LE GREEN HANDLE IT,
BUT I JUST, I COULDN'T.
I KNOW.
YOU DO KNOW.
I MEAN, THAT'S WHA I LOVE ABOUT YOU,
I DON'T HAVE TO
EXPLAIN THINGS.
THAT'S WHAT YOU LOVE ABOUT ME?
DID I SAY SOMETHING WRONG?
I NEED TO TALK TO YOU
ABOUT TODAY.
IF YOU'RE TALKING ABOU STANDING UP TO MY MOTHER,
I GET IT.
I WOULD HAVE DONE
THE EXACT SAME THING.
ALTHOUGH, CAN I
BE HONEST WITH YOU?
PLEASE.
NOT TO PUT DOWN YOUR
MOTHER'S DRESS, OR ANYTHING,
BUT I MEAN, THE VERA WANG
REALLY WOULD BE MORE FLATTERING.
[CELL PHONE RINGS]
- OH.
- SORRY.
[CELL PHONE RINGING
OUTSIDE]
I'M NOT PICKING UP.
I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING.
JUST, ONCE ALL THIS
WEDDING STUFF
IS BEHIND US,
EVERYTHING WILL SETTLE DOWN.
WHICH REMINDS ME,
I ALMOST FORGOT.
I HAVE SOMETHING
FOR YOU.
TRY IT ON.
ISN'T THAT BAD LUCK?
SINCE WHEN ARE YOU
SUPERSTITIOUS?
YOU'RE RIGHT,
IT'S PROBABLY WORSE LUCK
IF IT DOESN'T FIT, RIGHT?
IT'S TOO LOOSE.
I'LL PUT TAPE ON IT.
NO. I TOLD...
ISN'T THAT...
HEY, YOU'RE
THE STAND-IN GUY, RIGHT?
SORRY?
I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
HEY, PHILLIP,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I WANT TO TALK
TO THAT GUY.
I JUST NOTICED
SOMETHING EARLIER,
AND I'D KICK MYSELF
IF I DIDN'T ADDRESS IT.
OH, SURE, OKAY.
HEY.
HI.
IT'S A BEAUTIFUL
NIGHT, HUH?
YEAH, UH, LOOK, UM,
I WANTED TO ASK YOU SOMETHING
BACK AT THE DINING ROOM,
BUT YOU LEFT IN SUCH A HURRY
THAT I NEVER GOT A CHANCE.
HAVE YOU EVER HAD
YOUR NOSE BROKEN?
LOOK, UM,
NOTHING HAPPENED, OKAY?
NOT NOTHING-NOTHING,
'CAUSE UNDER DIFFEREN CIRCUMSTANCES,
SOMETHING
COULD HAVE HAPPENED,
BUT IT DIDN'T.
ALL RIGHT, OKAY.
GO AHEAD, TAKE YOUR BEST SHOT.
I PROBABLY DESERVE IT.
WHAT ARE YOU TAKING ABOUT?
I SHOULDN'T HAVE
TAKEN HER UP-ISLAND.
AND-AND MY SHORTCUT,
IT COULD HAVE BEEN SHORTER.
AND IT'S POSSIBLE I KNEW
MY BATTERY WAS GONNA DIE...
BUT I-I HAVE TO
APOLOGIZE, PHILLIP.
I DIDN'T...
YOU HAVE AN AMAZING WOMAN,
AND, YOU KNOW, SOMETHING
COULD HAVE HAPPENED,
BUT IT DIDN'T,
AND IT WON'T,
BECAUSE YOU GUYS ARE
GETTING MARRIED IN 18 HOURS.
YEAH...
YEAH, I HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT THAT MEANT,
AND I DO KNOW THA GEORGIE IS AMAZING,
AND I AM LUCKY
TO HAVE HER.
OKAY, LOOK--
YOU DON' HAVE TO EXPLAIN.
I TRUST YOU.
YOU HAVE THIS SLIGH NASAL FRACTURE,
MOST LIKELY
FROM AN OLD INJURY
THAT WAS UNTREATED.
I CAN FIX IT.
HE CAN.
OKAY.
THE THING IS, I LIKE MY NOSE.
I USE IT FOR BREATHING.
HOW IS YOUR BREATHING?
COME TO THINK OF IT,
IT'S NOT THAT GOOD.
YOU KNOW, I'D REALLY
LIKE TO LOOK AT THA UNDER THE LIGHT.
UM... CAN WE?
OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
YEAH?
YEAH, LET'S GO,
LET'S GO INSIDE.
OH, YEAH,
YOU GUYS...
YEAH.
TELL ME IF YOU FEEL
ANY TENDERNESS
OR A CLICKING
SOUND THERE.
RIGHT THERE?
A LITTLE BI RIGHT THERE.
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
AND ARE YOU PRONE
TO INFECTION?
SOMETIMES.
OKAY, SO, LISTEN,
CALL GEORGIE,
SET UP
AN APPOINTMENT.
WE'LL BE BACK IN THE
OFFICE ON TUESDAY.
WE'LL GET YOU
SORTED OUT.
ALL RIGHT?
OKAY, TUESDAY.
NO HONEYMOON?
OH, WELL, THIS IS
OUR HONEYMOON.
UNTIL WE CAN SNEAK OFF
IN AUGUST, TO ROME.
[CHUCKLES]
CHECK OUT SOME OF
THOSE ROMAN NOSES, HUH?
[LAUGHING]
I LIKE THIS GUY.
YEAH.
WE SHOULD GO,
HONEY.
SO, UH, I'LL
SEE YOU TOMORROW?
YEAH.
YEAH, UH, SEE YOU...
TOMORROW?
AT THE WEDDING.
I ASSUME
YOU'LL BE THERE NOW.
UH... WELL,
I AM PART OF THE HONEYMOON.
SO WHY NOT SEE THIS THROUGH
TILL THE END, RIGHT?
[CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY]
AT 3:00?
BLACK TIE OPTIONAL?
- UM...
- YEAH.
YUP. YES.
WE'LL SEE YOU.
OKAY, YEAH.
BYE.
BYE.
[]
MY LOVE'S NOT HEAVY
MY LOVE RUNS DEEP
YOU'VE TOUCHED THE SURFACE
OF WHAT LIES BENEATH
I TASTE YOUR KISSES
IN THE SUMMER BREEZE
I'M AS LIGHT AS A FEATHER
ANTICIPATING A LOVE SO SWEET
BLOSSOMING
SUDDENLY
MY HEART WANTS TO SING
LA-LA-LA...
YEAH, I SHOULD
BE AVAILABLE
TILL ABOUT 2:30-ISH,
I'VE JUST GOT TO WRAP
SOMETHING UP THIS AFTERNOON.
OKAY, GREAT.
TALK TO YOU SOON.
BYE.
I DIDN'T MEAN...
WRAP UP LIKE A SANDWICH.
I KNOW.
SO, IT'S THE, UH,
IT'S THE BIG DAY.
YOUR COLD FOOT AGAIN, HUH?
OH...
IT'S BOTH FEET NOW.
AND I'M AFRAID
IT'S NOT JUST MY FEET.
OKAY.
YOU'RE AN AMAZING MAN--
OH, BOY.
YOU'RE
THE PERFECT MAN.
I MEAN, WHO WOULDN' WANT TO MARRY YOU?
WELL, I'M GUESSING...
YOU.
WE DON'T HAVE THAT THING
THAT-THAT COUPLES HAVE
WHEN THEY'RE IN LOVE.
WE DON'T HAVE A STORY,
WE DON'T...
HAVE THAT MOMEN WHERE WE JUST KNEW,
AND IT'S LIKE WE GO SWEPT UP IN THIS WAVE,
AND NOW WE ARE ABOU TO MAKE A HUGE MISTAKE.
GEORGIE, WE COULD--
NO, IF WE DIDN' WORK TOGETHER,
AND YOU DIDN' DEPEND ON ME SO MUCH...
IF I WAS JUST...
SOME GIRL
YOU MET IN A MINI-MART...
WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH ME?
PROBABLY NOT.
YEAH, I THINK I'VE BEEN
USING WORK AS AN EXCUSE.
I KNOW THAT THERE'S SOMETHING
MISSING BETWEEN US,
I JUST...
I THOUGHT IT WAS FIXABLE,
YOU KNOW?
WE JUST...
WORK TOGETHER SO WELL
AT THE OFFICE, YOU KNOW?
I JUST THOUGHT ALL OF THIS
WAS THE NEXT LOGICAL STEP.
I DO LOVE YOU.
I LOVE YOU TOO.
[CHUCKLING]
SO YOU'RE NOT UPSET?
I... I GUESS I SHOULD BE,
BUT, UM...
OOH...
I THINK I'M RELIEVED.
WHEW.
YEAH.
WELL...
YOU HAVE JUS MADE ME
THE HAPPIEST WOMAN
ON EARTH.
[LAUGHING]
NO, I TAKE THAT BACK.
YOU'VE MADE YOUR MOTHER
THE HAPPIEST WOMAN
ON EARTH.
I CAN JUST HEAR
THE CELEBRATION NOW.
MM, COUNTRY CLUB,
POACHED SALMON?
NO BUTTER
OR BUTTER SUBSTITUTES.
NONE AT ALL.
NO.
HOO.
WHAT AM I GOING
TO TELL MY MOTHER?
SHE'S GONNA BE CRUSHED.
WE SHOULD JUS GET MARRIED.
WE'LL-WE'LL
TELL THEM TOGETHER.
[CELL PHONE VIBRATES]
[SIGHS HEAVILY]
THE CLINIC.
TAKE IT.
NO, I--
OKAY, I WILL...
I WILL MEET YOU FOR BRUNCH,
AND WE WILL TELL THEM TOGETHER.
OKAY.
I WILL BE THE HAPPILY
UNMARRIED GIRL
BY THE OMELETTE STATION.
[CHUCKLES]
EVERYTHING'S GOING
TO BE FINE, GEORGIE.
[KISSING]
I KNOW.
[CELLPHONE RINGS]
THIS IS DR. HAMILTON.
UH-HUH. YES.
[SIGHING DEEPLY]
[]
HEY, THANKS FOR
COMING UP HERE.
I LIKE THE NEW DRAWINGS.
UH, THEY'RE ROUGH,
BUT I WANTED YOU TO SEE
WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT.
[SIGHING DEEPLY]
WOW, IT IS
BEAUTIFUL HERE.
THIS IS WHAT THE
GROUNDS OF YOUR HOTEL
USED TO LOOK LIKE.
YOU KNOW THE SPO WHERE MY COTTAGE IS?
YEARS AGO, THAT WAS
A NATURAL GROTTO.
I WAS LOOKING INTO THE
HISTORICAL TOPOGRAPHY MAPS,
AND I WAS THINKING
WE COULD RESTORE I TO ITS ORIGINAL STATE.
IT COULD MAKE FOR
A BEAUTIFUL WEDDING SITE.
HUH.
I THOUGHT YOU DIDN' WANT THE JOB.
YEAH, SO DID I.
YOU KNOW, THE TRUTH IS,
I DON'T WAN TO MAKE THINGS BIGGER.
I WANT TO MAKE THEM BETTER.
HMM.
AND I'M NOT SAYING
YOU GO BACK TO 15 ROOMS
AND THREE WEDDINGS A MONTH.
BUT YOUR HOTEL COULD BE
PART OF THE ISLAND AGAIN.
YOU KNOW, INSTEAD OF
A CONVEYER BELT OF BRIDES,
YOU GIVE PEOPLE
A PLACE TO REMEMBER.
A MEMORY THAT LASTS
HOPEFULLY LONGER THAN
MOST OF THEIR MARRIAGES DO.
[CHUCKLES]
SO, WHY THE CHANGE OF HEART?
A GIRL.
[CHUCKLES]
ISN'T IT ALWAYS.
NOW, I CAN'T OFFER YOU
WHAT THEY WERE PAYING YOU
AT YOUR FIRM.
WHY DON'T YOU THROW IN
A FREE PU-PU PASS?
ALL YOU CAN EAT?
YOU MIGHT REGRET THAT.
IS THAT A YES?
YOU HAD ME AT PU-PUS.
COME BACK FOR HAPPY HOUR,
WE'LL GO OVER THE DETAILS THEN.
OH, YOU KNOW WHAT,
COULD WE DO IT TOMORROW?
I'VE GOT TO SEE A BRIDE
ABOUT A GROOM.
ENJOY.
[SIGHS]
OH, IT LOOKS
SO GOOD...
SORRY I'M LATE.
HI.
MAYBE WE SHOULD WAI TILL THEY FINISH EATING.
ALTHOUGH WITH MY FAMILY,
THAT COULD TAKE FOREVER.
I THINK WE SHOULD
DO IT NOW.
RIGHT, OKAY,
YOU MAKE THE INCISION,
I'LL CLOSE.
AHEM. OKAY.
GREAT.
UH, GEORGIE AND I
HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT.
OH NO.
EVERYBODY, UM...
GEORGIE HAS
SOMETHING TO SAY.
THAT'S IT?
THAT'S YOUR INCISION?
PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISN' WHAT I THINK IT IS.
MOM, DAD,
I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU
WANTED THIS WEDDING.
FELICE, I KNOW
HOW MUCH YOU DIDN'T.
AND AS IT TURNS OUT,
I'M GOING TO
REMAIN UNMARRIED
FOR THE
FORESEEABLE FUTURE,
AND PHILLIP IS GOING TO
REMAIN MARRIED TO HIS WORK.
THANK HEAVENS, PHILLIP,
YOU'VE COME TO YOUR SENSES.
GEORGEANN, I'M SURE
YOU AND YOUR FAMILY,
IN TIME, WILL AGREE.
IT WAS GEORGIE
WHO CALLED IT OFF, MOTHER.
IS THAT TRUE, GEORGIE?
MOM, IT WAS
THE RIGHT THING TO DO.
FOR BOTH OF US,
AND THE NEXT TIME
I ALMOST GET MARRIED,
I HOPE IT'S TO SOMEONE
AS GREAT AS GEORGIE.
GEORGIE, YOU WOULD HAVE MADE
A WONDERFUL DAUGHTER-IN-LAW.
AND YOU WOULD HAVE MADE
AN AMAZING--
WHOA, LET'S QUI WHILE WE'RE AHEAD, OKAY?
OKAY.
I'M GOING TO GO PACK.
SEE YA.
- BYE.
- BYE.
I AM SO SORRY,
MR. AND MRS. DWYER.
IT HAPPENS.
COME BY SOMETIME.
I'LL THROW SOME HALIBU ON THE GRILL.
I WOULD LOVE THAT,
AND, UH, SOMEDAY,
I HOPE THAT GEORGIE
CAN FIND SOMETHING
LIKE WHAT YOU TWO HAVE.
SHE WILL.
YOU BOTH WILL.
I SHOULD, UM...
YEAH. I'LL BE
RIGHT BACK.
TAKE CARE, PHILLIP.
BYE, PHILLIP.
BYE.
SO I'LL SEE YOU
BACK AT THE OFFICE?
OH...
THINK YOU CAN PIN BACK
THE SMITH TWINS WITHOUT ME?
I NEED SOME TIME
TO FIGURE THINGS OUT.
OF COURSE.
TAKE AS MUCH TIME AS YOU NEED.
OKAY.
- BYE.
- BYE.
ARE YOU OKAY?
WELL, WE SHOULD BE
ASKING YOU THAT.
YES, I AM FINE.
NO.
I'M BETTER THAN FINE.
[INHALING DEEPLY]
I'M HAPPY.
WELL, LISTEN,
AS LONG AS WE HAVE
A DELUXE PACKAGE #3 PAID FOR,
THERE'S NO USE IN WASTING
A GOOD WEDDING, RIGHT?
I SUPPOSE I COULD ASK DORIAN
TO GET ONE OF THOSE
STAND-IN GROOMS.
WELL, I THINK
WE ALREADY HAVE A GROOM.
RIGHT, DAD?
WE HAVE A BRIDE.
WE EVEN HAVE A DRESS.
[GASPING]
OH... YOU LOOK
BEAUTIFUL.
THAT IS VERY NICE
OF YOU TO SAY.
IT'S TRUE.
ALWAYS WITH THE JOKES,
JUST LIKE YOUR FATHER.
MOM...
ARE YOU NERVOUS?
OKAY, SO I'M NERVOUS.
AFTER 36 YEARS?
WELL, THE LAST TIME
I DID THIS,
YOUR FATHER DIDN'T KNOW
WHAT HE WAS GETTING INTO.
NOW THIS TIME...
HE DOES.
AND...
HE'S OUT THERE,
WAITING FOR YOU.
[SNIFFLES]
[WEDDING MARCH BEGINS]
[GASPS]
THAT'S YOUR SONG.
LET'S GO.
WAIT, WHAT ABOUT THE HARP?
I CANCELED THE HARP
AND DOVE OPTION.
WE ARE NOW GOING WITH
THE CHIMICHANGA STATION
AND THE OLDIES BAND
ON THE BEACH.
AND YOU AND DAD
ARE SAYING YOUR OWN VOWS.
I THOUGHT YOU WEREN' A WEDDING PERSON.
WELL, TURNS OUT,
I KIND OF AM.
BESIDES, I'M SINGLE NOW.
WHAT ELSE AM I
GOING TO DO?
ARE YOU GOING TO
WALK ME DOWN THE AISLE?
WITH PLEASURE.
COME ON.
THANK YOU.
AM I TOO LATE?
I BELIEVE THEY'RE BETWEEN
"I DO" AND THE QUINOA.
NO!
GEORGIE, DON' GET MARRIED!
UH...
I'M SO SORRY, GUYS.
UH, PLEASE...
CONTINUE.
HEY.
HEY.
OKAY, EVERYBODY,
PLEASE GATHER 'ROUND.
THE NEXT WEDDING
WILL BE STARTING
IN FIVE MINUTES, PLEASE.
LET'S MOVE ALONG.
GOOD, GOOD.
THIS WAY, PLEASE.
CAN WE PRETEND LIKE
THAT JUST DIDN'T HAPPEN?
NO. NO,
I DEFINITELY CAN'T.
SO...
WHERE'S PHILLIP?
YOU AREN'T...
YOU'RE-YOU'RE NOT...
WE CALLED IT OFF.
YES!
YEAH-- UH...
I'M, UH...
I MEAN...
SO YOU'RE NO GETTING MARRIED?
NO.
I DECIDED TO WAI UNTIL I FOUND THAT MAN
I COULD ANNOY
FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.
WELL, IT JUST SO HAPPENS
THAT I KNOW SOMEONE
WHO FINDS YOU
INCREDIBLY ANNOYING.
I FIND YOU INCREDIBLY
ANNOYING TOO.
I WAS HOPING YOU'D SAY THAT.
[LAUGHING]
SO, YOU'RE SELLING
YOUR COTTAGE?
YEAH.
YEAH, I'M GOING TO...
I'M GOING TO MOVE UP-ISLAND.
BY YOUR BENCH?
BY OUR BENCH.
DO YOU WANT TO...
GO FOR...
ASPIRIN?
DINNER.
I DO.
I DO TOO.
CAN I KISS
THE NON-BRIDE?
YES.
[DORIAN]:
OKAY, HAPPY COUPLE,
WE REALLY HAVE
TO MOVE IT ALONG.
WE HAVE ANOTHER
WEDDING SCHEDULED.
THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
[LAUGHING]
I GUESS WE'LL
HAVE TO TAKE THIS
UP TO THE CHOCOLATE
FOUNTAIN.
UH, ABOUT THAT,
I CANCELED
THE CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN.
YOU DID WHAT?
[CHUCKLES]
EMMA, DID YOU KNOW
SHE CANCELED
THE CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN?
OH, LET'S FORGET ABOU THIS "EMMA" BUSINESS.
YOU JUST CALL ME "MOM."
I KNEW SHE WAS
GOING TO SAY THAT.
[LAUGHING]
[]
AND HERE'S
OUR HISTORIC GROTTO.
THIS IS THE PLACE
WHERE RULING FAMILIES
JOINED TOGETHER IN MARRIAGE,
CREATING A LASTING PEACE
BETWEEN THEIR PEOPLE...
JUST ONE DAY
THAT'S ALL IT TOOK
WAS JUST ONE DAY
NOW THIS WISE GUY'S
GOT NOTHING TO SAY
YOU BLEW HIM AWAY
I WAS HEADED THE WRONG WAY
TILL YOU TURNED ME AROUND
NOW SWEET AFFECTION'S
MY ONLY DIRECTION
IT TOOK A LIFETIME
BUT YOU HAD ME IN
JUST ONE DAY
WHAT A DIFFERENCE
IN JUST ONE DAY
YOU GAVE YOUR SWEET HEAR AND STOLE MINE AWAY
ALL IN JUST ONE DAY
[]
JUST ONE DAY
WHAT A DIFFERENCE
IN JUST ONE DAY
YOU GAVE YOUR SWEET HEAR AND STOLE MINE AWAY
ALL IN JUST ONE DAY
IS PREPPED IN O.R. 2,
THE DERMA-LASER PEOPLE
WANT YOUR ENDORSEMENT...
I'M ON BOARD.
THEIR CLINICAL TRIALS
ARE PERFECT.
GOOD.
YOU HAVE AN INTERVIEW
AT 5:00 WITH AMA MAGAZINE,
15 MINUTES TOPS.
WHAT WOULD I DO WITHOUT YOU?
YOU'D BE LOST.
YES. I WOULD.
[CELL PHONE VIBRATES]
YOUR MOTHER?
YOU WANT TO TAKE IT?
NO.
YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN.
HELLO, MOTHER.
NOW, REMEMBER,
NO HORSEBACK RIDING,
AND NO AGGRESSIVE SHOPPING
FOR AT LEAST A MONTH.
[CHUCKLES]
CAN YOU DO THAT?
[CHUCKLING]
GOOD MORNING.
[SOTTO] ASHLEY,
EQUESTRIAN, 21ST BIRTHDAY.
AND HOW ARE WE DOING
TODAY, ASHLEY?
BETTER NOW THA YOU'RE HERE,
DR. HAMILTON.
WELL, LET'S TAKE A LOOK.
SO... YEAH,
A THREE-DAY EVEN OR DRESSAGE?
DRESSAGE.
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU REMEMBER.
EVERYTHING LOOKS JUST FINE.
THANK YOU,
DR. HAMILTON.
MY PLEASURE.
OKAY,
LET'S GET THIS ON YOU...
HOW DOES THAT FEEL?
- GOOD.
- GOOD?
REMEMBER WHAT I SAID.
AND YOU'RE ALL SET.
WATCH YOUR STEP.
AND THE ATTENDAN WILL WALK YOU OUT.
OH, AND HAPPY 21ST.
[GIGGLES]
YAY!
YOU KNOW WHAT I GO FOR MY 21ST BIRTHDAY?
I'M GUESSING
IT WASN'T A NOSE JOB.
NOPE,
JUST A JOB.
HOWEVER, I DID GE TO WEAR AN APRON
AND FILL KETCHUP BOTTLES.
WELL, AFTER THE WEEKEND,
YOU WILL BE
MRS. DR. HAMILTON,
AND YOU WON'T HAVE TO WORK
EVER AGAIN.
MRS. DR. HAMILTON?
MM-HM.
HMM, THAT IS CATCHY.
I KNOW, RIGHT?
AND I'M NOT QUITTING.
PROMISE?
YES.
GOOD.
WHEN THE SMITH TWINS COME IN
TO GET THEIR EARS PINNED BACK,
I WILL BE RIGHT HERE,
FOR ALL FOUR EARS.
YOU DON'T THINK
WE'RE RUSHING THINGS,
DO YOU?
WE'VE BEEN
TOGETHER FOUR YEARS.
NO, WE'VE WORKED
TOGETHER FOUR YEARS.
THAT'S DIFFERENT.
ALTHOUGH, THEY DO SAY
MARRIAGE IS WORK.
ARE YOU GETTING COLD FEET?
NO. [SCOFFS]
MAYBE JUST ONE COLD FOOT.
WEDDING JITTERS.
HAPPENS TO EVERYONE.
NOT YOU.
WELL, IF I HAD JITTERS,
I WOULDN'T BE MUCH OF A SURGEON,
NOW, WOULD I?
YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT.
I JUST, I CAN'T BELIEVE
I LET MY MOTHER
PLAN OUR WEDDING.
YOU'RE GONNA
BE FINE.
FINE?
THAT'S WHAT YOU TELL
YOUR PATIENTS.
AND THEY ARE FINE.
NOT MRS. ZIMMER.
MRS. ZIMMER WAS NOT FINE,
SHE HAD COMPLICATIONS.
AND WHAT IF...
WE HAVE COMPLICATIONS?
WE WON'T.
WE HAVE NEVER EVEN
HAD A FIGHT.
WE MAKE A GREAT TEAM.
OH, AND JUST...
THERE YOU GO,
THAT'S BETTER.
[CELL PHONE VIBRATING]
OH, YOUR MOTHER?
YOU WANT TO TAKE IT?
UM--
[P.A.]: DR. HAMILTON
TO O.R. 2.
SORRY, GOT A NOSE TO BREAK.
SEE YOU SATURDAY.
YUP, I WILL BE THE GIRL
WEARING THE LONG WHITE DRESS.
HI, MOM.
[ALL CHEERING]
SURPRISE!
[CHEERING AND LAUGHING]
OH, WOW...
RICE-A-RONI?
YOUR DAD ATE THE WHITE RICE
LAST NIGHT.
WELL, I THOUGHT YOU WERE
SUPPOSED TO THROW THE RICE
AFTER THE WEDDING.
WE ARE JUS SO THRILLED.
WE THOUGHT THIS MOMEN WOULD NEVER COME.
YOUR FRIENDS ARE ALL MARRIED,
YOUR SISTER'S MARRIED--
I KNOW,
I AM THE LAS SINGLE PERSON ON EARTH.
WHAT YOUR MOTHER
MEANS IS,
IF YOU'RE HAPPY,
WE'RE HAPPY.
OF COURSE SHE'S HAPPY.
SHE'S GETTING MARRIED.
IT'S A MIRACLE.
ALTHOUGH I DON' UNDERSTAND
WHY HE CAN'T BE HERE
TILL SATURDAY.
MOTHER, I ALREADY TOLD YOU,
HE HAS
A NASAL RECONSTRUCTION SEMINAR.
HE CAN' CHANGE HIS PLANS?
HE'S THE KEY-NOSE SPEAKER.
[LAUGHTER]
WELL, I HOPE
YOU TWO ARE STILL JOKING
IF HE DOESN'T SHOW UP.
MOTHER...
WHERE'S YOUR RING?
UH, PHILLIP TOOK I TO GET SIZED.
IT WAS TOO TIGHT, THAT'S ALL.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
WE'RE GOING TO BE LATE.
TURN THAT TV OFF.
YOU DON'T KNOW
HOW LONG I'VE WAITED
TO SEE SOMEONE IN THIS DRESS.
I'M PRETTY SURE WE DO.
OH, WE DO, MOM.
WELL, YOU COULD HAVE WORN I IF YOU HADN'T ELOPED.
AND THAT IS WHY
WE ELOPED.
[CHUCKLING]
IS THAT ALL
YOU'RE GOING TO PACK?
YEAH.
WHAT ELSE DO I NEED?
I GUESS, IF YOU WANT TO WEAR
THE SAME THING TO THE BRUNCH,
TO THE REHEARSAL DINNER,
TO THE NO-HOST COCKTAIL PARTY,
TO THE SUNSET CHINESE
LANTERN CEREMONY--
OKAY, MOM...
I KNOW THAT YOU WANT THIS
TO BE THE WEDDING
THAT YOU AND DAD
NEVER HAD,
BUT YOU PROMISED
TO KEEP THIS LOW-KEY.
YOU DID ASK MOM
TO DO SOMETHING LOW-KEY.
IT IS LOW-KEY.
IT'S JUST US AND THEM.
HONESTLY, I DO NOT KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE AFRAID OF.
BECAUSE SHE'S NO A WEDDING PERSON, MOM.
I MEAN,
YOU KNOW THAT.
THAT'S
RIDICULOUS.
WHAT WOMAN DOESN' LIKE A WEDDING?
YOU SET A DATE,
YOU GET MARRIED.
WELL, ACTUALLY, MOM,
YOU SET THE DATE.
WAS I SUPPOSED TO WAIT FOR YOU
TO GET YOUR AARP CARD?
BESIDES,
THE NUPTIAL PACKAGE
IS ONLY GOOD UNTIL MAY.
NUPTIAL PACKAGE?
OH.
MOTHER.
HI.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
OH, I JUST THOUGH WE SHOULD TALK,
WITHOUT ALL THOSE
PEOPLE AROUND.
"THOSE PEOPLE," WOW,
YOU MEAN GEORGIE'S FAMILY?
YOU'LL GET USED TO THEM
ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW THEM.
WHAT A DELIGHTFUL PROSPECT.
YOU MIGHT BE
SURPRISED.
OH, I AM SURPRISED.
UP UNTIL NOW, YOU'VE BEEN
THE PERFECT SON.
OH, MOTHER...
I JUST DON' UNDERSTAND,
OF ALL THE SUITABLE GIRLS,
YOU MARRYING SOMEONE LIKE HER.
OH, I'M NOT MARRYING
SOMEONE LIKE HER.
I'M MARRYING HER.
WELL, SHE'S
THE EXACT OPPOSITE
OF ANYONE YOU'VE EVER DATED.
BECAUSE SHE'S NO A SHALLOW SOCIALITE?
OR THE DAUGHTER OF
ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS?
I'M NOT CALLING
OFF THIS WEDDING.
WELL THEN, POSTPONE.
EVERYONE KNOWS
A PROPER WEDDING TAKES
A YEAR AND A HALF TO PLAN.
GEORGIE'S MOM
WORKED HARD ON THIS.
I AM THE MOTHER OF THE GROOM.
I AT LEAST SHOULD HAVE
BEEN CONSULTED.
NO, NO, NO,
AS I RECALL,
YOU WERE TOO BUSY.
[SCOFFING]
WELL, I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING,
I WOULDN'T HAVE
FORCED MY GUESTS TO TRAVEL.
IT'S LESS THAN AN HOUR AWAY.
YOU'VE DRIVEN FARTHER
FOR A PAIR OF SHOES.
NOW, I KNOW
THIS IS DIFFICULT FOR YOU.
I KNOW THAT YOU FEEL ALONE
SINCE FATHER DIED.
YOU'RE NO LOSING A SON.
YOU'RE GAINING
A DAUGHTER.
AS THEY SAY.
OKAY.
LOOK, I WILL
PICK YOU UP ON SATURDAY.
I'LL BE COUNTING THE MOMENTS.
LOVE YOU!
LOVE YOU.
HEY, BETH, LONG TIME.
I KNOW WHERE HE IS.
...WELL, I'LL
BE THERE ON TUESDAY.
NO. I PLAN ON IT.
GREAT, PERFECT.
OKAY.
HEY, MAN.
SORRY I'M LATE.
THAT'S OKAY.
LOST YOUR SHOES?
UH...
MISSED THE FERRY.
AH.
SO, IS THA HOW THEY DRESS
IN WHEREVER IT IS
YOU'RE FROM NOW?
YOU INTERESTED IN MY WARDROBE
OR MY SKETCHES?
THESE ARE GOOD.
YOU HAVEN'T LOST YOUR TOUCH.
THANKS.
ALL RIGHT, I'LL SET UP
A CLIENT DINNER.
FRIDAY NIGHT, ST. MICHELE'S?
UH... YEAH, I CAN' THAT NIGHT.
I'VE GOT PLANS.
YEAH, THAT'S NO GOING TO CUT IT, LUKE.
YOU WANT BACK IN THE FIRM,
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
TO DO THE DANCE.
I MEAN, YOU WERE
THE BEST IN THE BUSINESS,
BUT THAT WAS TWO YEARS AGO.
THREE IF WE'RE COUNTING.
WELL, CLIENTS WANT PUPPIES,
NOT OLD DOGS.
OLD DOGS?
YOU WANT THE JOB?
I THOUGHT I DID.
WELL, PUT ON A SUIT,
AND GET A PLACE IN THE CITY.
AND WOULD YOU GET A CELL PHONE
WITH RECEPTION, PLEASE?
YOU MEAN BECOME
THE PERSON I USED TO BE.
WELL, WAS THAT SO BAD?
UM...
I APPRECIATE YOUR TIME.
YOU REALIZE I'LL JUS FIND SOMEONE ELSE.
YEAH.
YEAH, I KNOW THAT.
I'M NOT CALLING YOU AGAIN.
WELL, IF THE PHONE
DON'T RING,
I'LL KNOW IT'S YOU.
[FERRY HORN BLARES]
I KNOW, I CAN' BELIEVE IT EITHER.
WE ALL THOUGHT SHE WAS
GOING TO BE AN OLD MAID.
[CHUCKLING]
[MUTTERING] "OLD MAID..."
[MUTTERING] "PUPPIES"?
[HORN BLARES]
THE INTER-ISLAND FERRY
WILL BE READY FOR BOARDING
IN 10 MINUTES.
ARRIVING VEHICLES
MUST CLEAR THE RAMP
PRIOR TO LOADING.
[SIGHING AND MUTTERING]
WHERE IS IT?
OH, THANK...
OH. SORRY.
NO, I'M SORRY.
I WAS HERE FIRST.
I'M PRETTY SURE WE WERE HERE
AT THE SAME TIME.
WELL, I NEED IT MORE.
I DOUBT THAT.
I HAVE A HEADACHE.
I HAVE A BIGGER ONE.
I HAVE A NECK ACHE.
I STEPPED ON A NAIL,
AND MY FORMER INTERN
CALLED ME AN OLD DOG.
MY MOM CALLED ME AN OLD MAID.
OUCH.
HOW OLD ARE YOU?
ARE YOU SAYING I'M OLD?
NO.
BUT YOU'RE
THINKING IT.
NO,
BUT MY HEADACHE'S
GETTING WORSE.
[SIGHING]
FINE.
TAKE IT.
I'LL JUST... EAT ICE CREAM
UNTIL I PASS OUT.
[GROANING]
OKAY, NOW I FEEL BAD.
WE CAN...SPLIT IT.
REALLY?
YEAH.
THANK YOU.
ALL RIGHT...
THERE YOU GO.
THANK YOU.
UH... HERE YOU GO.
[CHUCKLES]
NO.
PLEASE TAKE IT.
PLEASE, NO, YOU TAKE IT.
SAVE IT FOR...
ICE CREAM
UNTIL THE PILLS KICK IN.
THANK YOU.
YOU KNOW,
THE, UH, FERRY HAS
FROZEN YOGURT.
IT DOESN'T NECESSARILY HAVE
THE HEALING POWERS OF ICE CREAM,
BUT IT'S GOOD.
MAYBE WE COULD
HAVE A SCOOP.
I CAN'T.
OH.
IS IT...
IS IT THE FLIP FLOPS?
BECAUSE I DO OWN SHOES.
I BELIEVE YOU,
UH, AND I JUST HAVE TO GO.
OKAY.
WHERE IS SHE?
THE FERRY'S HERE.
HERE SHE IS.
MOM THOUGHT YOU RAN AWAY.
NO, I JUST,
I JUST HAD A HEADACHE.
YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO GET A HEADACHE
AFTER YOU GET MARRIED.
COME ON, THE FERRY'S
PULLING IN.
I KNOW. OKAY.
JEEZ...
OLD MAID?
OH, THANK YOU.
[GASPING]
ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL?
WELCOME, BIENVENUE.
HOW CAN I HELP YOU?
UH, YEAH,
WE'LL TAKE FIVE TICKETS
TO THE 4:00 SHOW,
AND A LARGE
POPCORN, PLEASE.
GEORGIE!
WE'RE HERE FOR
THE DWYER-HAMILTON WEDDING.
THE DELUXE #3 PACKAGE
WITH THE CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN.
[GASPING IN DELIGHT]
[WINCING] AH!
QUINOA.
IT'S THE NEW RICE.
STANDARD
ON ALL PACKAGES.
THIS MUST BE THE BRIDE.
OH, NO, SHE'S
ALREADY MARRIED.
THIS IS THE BRIDE.
HI. YEAH.
OH, I
APOLOGIZE.
WELL, IT HAPPENS.
ALL THE TIME.
AND THE GROOM?
HE'S AT A CONFERENCE.
DR. PHILLIP HAMILTON.
YOU MAY HAVE HEARD OF HIM?
HE INVENTED
THE HAMILTON NOSE.
HIS FATHER INVENTED
THE HAMILTON CHIN.
MOM.
OH.
UH, WELL...
[CLEARING THROAT]
DO YOU HAVE
ANY OTHER COLORS?
YELLOW WASHES HER OUT.
YES, I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN.
AH, PINK--
PINK REALLY ISN' HER COLOR EITHER.
WHITE GOES WITH EVERYTHING.
- WHITE, GEORGIE?
- FINE.
MAY I?
WELL, FOLLOW ME.
EVERYTHING'S
GOING TO BE FINE...
AND AS
YOU CAN SEE,
WE'VE REMODELED
IN THE LAST TWO YEARS,
WHICH PUTS US ON PAR
WITH THE OTHER FIVE-STAR
HOTELS IN THE AREA.
THERE'S OUR FORMAL RESTAURANT.
OVER TO THIS SIDE IS OUR LOUNGE.
HERE'S OUR COMPLIMENTARY
COCONUT WATER...
AND OUR VIEW.
NOW, OUR AWARD-WINNING AMENITIES
INCLUDE A SPA
A 24-HOUR
FITNESS CENTER, A POOL,
AND JACUZZI HEATED
TO 104 DEGREES.
HONEY, IN TWO DAYS,
THAT WILL BE YOU.
[SIGHS IN
SATISFACTION]
THIS WAY.
GREETINGS, NEWLYWEDS
AND NEARLYWEDS.
AND... HERE WE ARE.
YOUR ROOM'S
DOWN THIS WAY.
- SWEET.
- THANK YOU.
M.O.B.,
F.O.B.?
EXCUSE ME?
MOTHER OF THE BRIDE,
FATHER OF THE BRIDE.
OH.
GROOM'S
PARENTS?
WELL, M.O.G.
IS ON HER WAY,
AND F.O.G. DECEASED.
I SEE.
FOLLOW ME.
OKAY.
AND FOR THE BRIDE,
THE "I DO" SUITE.
I HOPE
YOU LIKE IT.
I DO.
OH, SHE DOES.
NUPTIAL BASKET.
UPSTAIRS, WE HAVE
"HIS" AND "HERS" ROBES
AND BEDSIDE
ROSE PETALS.
WOW.
IF THERE'S ANYTHING
YOU NEED,
MY DIRECT LINE.
THANK YOU.
EXCUSE ME.
NOW, I'M GOING TO GO
CHECK ON YOUR FATHER.
ARE YOU GOING TO BE
ALL RIGHT ALONE IN HERE?
MOTHER,
I'M NOT ALONE.
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE OUTSIDE]
SEE?
I HAVE THEM.
[CROWD CHEERING]
[KISSING]
BYE.
BYE!
[SIGHING]
NUPTIAL PACKAGE...
[SCOFFING]
OH.
PHILLIP AND...
GEORGE.
[RINGING]
PHILLIP...
HELLO THERE.
HEY, HOW'S THE CONFERENCE?
YOU WERE RIGHT,
I USED YOUR OPENING LINE,
AND MY TALK ON
THE NASOBUCCAL MEMBRANE
WAS STANDING ROOM ONLY.
HOW'S THE HOTEL?
OH, WELL, NUPTIALLY SPEAKING,
I THINK YOUR MOTHER'S
GOING TO HATE IT.
MOTHER HATES EVERYTHING.
REALLY?
WOW, I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME.
UH, GEORGIE, SWEETIE,
THE SINITIS FORUM'S
ABOUT TO START.
CAN YOU TEXT ME THE SCHEDULE?
I CAN'T REACH SHEILA.
I ALREADY DID.
WHAT WOULD I DO WITHOUT YOU?
YOU'D BE LOST?
YES, I WOULD.
I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW,
MRS. HAMILTON.
YES.
BYE.
BYE.
[BUSTLE OF BUSY CROWD]
[APPLAUSE]
OOH, SORRY.
I MEAN...
WHOO!
[AWKWARDLY]
CONGRATULATIONS.
WELL, I'LL LEAVE YOU
TO YOUR JOYOUS OCCASION.
[APPLAUSE]
[]
UH, EXCUSE ME, SIR.
MAY I SEE
YOUR ROOM KEY?
EXCUSE ME?
ARE YOU STAYING
HERE, SIR?
UH... NOPE.
THE PU-PUS ARE ONLY
FOR THE GUESTS.
SINCE WHEN?
WE'RE UNDER
NEW OWNERSHIP, SIR.
AND THE NEW OWNER
HAS A PU-PU POLICY?
SIR...
OKAY.
HEY.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
APPARENTLY
I'M GETTING DE-PU-PU'D.
YOU JUST WITNESS
WHAT HAPPENED TO ME?
OH, YEAH.
ALL OF IT.
THE LEANING TOWER OF PU-PUS?
MORE LIKE... STONEHENGE?
[CHUCKLES]
UM... YOU, UH,
YOU HERE FOR A WEDDING?
YEAH. YOU?
NO. NO, NO, NO,
I'M HERE FOR THE APPETIZERS.
HMM.
YEAH. BRIDESMAID?
NO. NO, NO...
SURE DODGED
A BULLET THERE, HUH?
[CHUCKLING] YEAH.
YEAH.
I'M THE BRIDE.
[LAUGHS]
YOU'RE KIDDING.
NO.
YOU'RE
NOT KIDDING.
AND I BELIEVE YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO SAY "CONGRATULATIONS."
RIGHT. I, UH...
I'M SORRY,
IT'S JUST,
I SEE A LOT OF BRIDES, AND...
YOU DON'T HAVE THAT THING,
YOU KNOW, THE, UM...
THE BRIDAL GLOW?
OH.
WELL, WHAT DO I HAVE?
UM... THE LOOK OF SOMEONE
THAT'S GOING TO GO
SEE THE DENTIST?
BESIDES, STONEHENGE
WAS A BURIAL SITE.
YEAH, BUT I'M SURE THEY HAD
WEDDINGS THERE.
NO. NO, JUST SACRIFICES.
WELL.
SO, WHEN'S THE BIG DAY?
UM, THE DAY
AFTER TOMORROW.
AH.
YEAH.
THE DELUXE PACKAGE WITH
THE CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN?
HAVE YOU BEEN
STALKING MY MOTHER?
GROUPON.
THEY DID A SPECIAL
A FEW MONTHS BACK,
AND THE PLACE HAS BEEN PACKED.
OKAY, SO YOU'RE
A WEDDING PLANNER?
NO, NO, I JUST LIVE CLOSE BY.
ABOUT 100 YARDS.
OH, YEAH, THAT'S,
THAT'S REALLY CLOSE.
AND YOU'RE NO WEARING A RING.
IT'S GETTING SIZED.
TOO LOOSE OR TOO TIGHT?
WHY?
NOTHING.
WELL, IT'S JUST,
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY.
IF THE RING IS TOO TIGHT,
YOU SHOULDN'T GET MARRIED.
- REALLY?
- YEAH.
HMM.
I NEVER HEARD THAT.
DR. HAMILTON,
FORGIVE ME, SIR.
I DIDN'T REALIZE.
I DIDN'T REALIZE...
APOLOGY ACCEPTED.
OH, NO, HE'S--
NO, FORGIVE ME.
HERE'S TO FINDING
THAT ONE PERSON TO ANNOY
FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
CHEERS.
GEORGIE?
DAD.
- HI.
- HI.
HEY.
UH, THIS IS...
LUKE GRIGGS.
JUDD DWYER.
YOU WITH THE HOTEL?
HE'S...
HOTEL-ADJACENT.
DO YOU DO ANY
FISHING AROUND HERE?
OH, YEAH, ALL THE TIME.
I'LL TELL YOU A GREAT PLACE
IF YOU KEEP IT QUIET.
MUM'S THE WORD.
OH. YEAH.
NORTH OF THE POINT,
LEFT SIDE OF THE REEF.
HALIBUT CITY.
I LOVE HALIBUT.
IT'S AN UNDER-RATED
FISH, RIGHT?
OH, ABSOLUTELY.
YEAH.
YOU WANT A DRINK?
WHY NOT?
HERE, TAKE MINE.
OH.
CHEERS, GUYS.
CHEERS.
MUST BE NICE,
LIVING HERE.
IT IS.
WELL, IT... IT WAS,
WHEN I COULD HEAR THE SEAGULLS.
WHAT DO YOU HEAR NOW?
"THE WEDDING MARCH,"
DAY AND NIGHT.
[CHUCKLING]
WHAT LINE OF WORK
ARE YOU IN, LUKE?
I'M AN ARCHITECT.
I WAS...
I WAS AN ARCHITECT.
HOW ABOUT YOURSELF?
APPLIANCES.
WASHERS AND DWYER'S.
DAD LOVES THAT JOKE.
[LAUGHING]
GEORGIE'S A NURSE.
DAD, I'M SURE HE'S NO INTERESTED IN WHAT I DO.
NO, I'M INTERESTED.
IT'S STRANGE,
YOU KNOW,
WATCHING YOUR
DAUGHTER GET MARRIED.
YOU HOPE THE MAN SHE PICKS IS...
WELL, FEELS LIKE A SON.
[QUIETLY] DAD...
BUT I GUESS ALL THAT MATTERS
IS THAT HE'S RIGHT FOR HER.
YEAH.
WELL, I'VE INTRUDED ENOUGH.
UH, REALLY
GOOD TO MEET YOU.
YOU TOO, LUKE.
GEORGIE...
CONGRATULATIONS.
THANK YOU.
I LIKE THAT GUY.
DAD, YOU DO REMEMBER
I'M GETTING MARRIED
THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW,
TO A DIFFERENT GUY.
- I REMEMBER.
- OKAY.
[BIRDS CALL]
[WEDDING MARCH PLAYS
IN THE DISTANCE]
[]
[APPLAUSE]
WHERE ARE THEY?
THE BRUNCH PACKAGE BRUNCH
ENDS IN HALF AN HOUR.
YOU DON'T THINK
HE CHANGED HIS MIND, DO YOU?
PHILLIP...
HI.
HEY. FINALLY.
[SIGHING]
PHILLIP,
I'M SO GLAD
YOU COULD MAKE IT.
IT'S GREAT TO BE HERE,
MRS. DWYER.
OH, NO MORE FORMALITIES.
YOU CALL ME "MOM."
HE DOESN'T EVEN CALL
HIS OWN MOTHER "MOM."
PHILLIP?
HI...
NICE TO MEET YOU.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
HI. I'M JUDD.
HOW WAS YOUR TRIP?
LONG, BUMPY,
AND DREADFULLY UNEVENTFUL.
WELL, YOU LOOK AMAZING.
WELL, THANK YOU, GEORGEANN.
SHE PREFERS "GEORGIE."
OH, WELL, YOU KNOW.
DAD ALWAYS WANTED A BOY,
SO HERE I AM.
YOU'RE THE APPLE
OF MY EYE, HONEY.
IT'S 20 MINUTES
AND COUNTING.
RIGHT.
WHO'S HUNGRY?
BRUNCH?
YES, PLEASE.
- GREAT.
- OKAY.
RIGHT.
[CHATTING QUIETLY]
OH, DAD...
IT'S MY FIRST.
WAITER,
I DIDN'T SEE
ANY FRESH SALMON
ON THE BUFFET.
I CAN BRING
SOME, MA'AM,
FOR AN ADDITIONAL
CHARGE.
MARKET PRICE.
POACHED, PLEASE.
NO BUTTER
OR BUTTER SUBSTITUTES.
IN OTHER WORDS,
THERE IS NO MARGARINE
FOR ERROR.
[LAUGHTER]
FELICE,
MY FAMILY IS SO EXCITED
ABOUT THIS WEDDING.
YOU SEE, MOM AND DAD GOT MARRIED
ON THE MILITARY BASE,
AND, WELL, SIS ELOPED.
[CHUCKLING]
WE'RE THEIR ONLY SHO AT A REAL WEDDING.
AND YOU'RE GETTING
QUITE THE CATCH
WITH OUR PHILLIP.
MOTHER...
WELL, MY LATE HUSBAND
DR. HAMILTON AND I
WERE ONLY BLESSED
WITH ONE CHILD.
NATURALLY, WE WAN THE BEST FOR HIM.
WELL, YOU'RE GETTING I WITH GEORGIE.
THANK YOU.
FELICE, YOU LOOK
SO YOUTHFUL.
WHAT IS YOUR SECRET?
PHILLIP GAVE ME
A LIFESTYLE LIFT.
OH.
WHICH REMINDS ME,
I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU,
GEORGEANN.
OH.
UH, WAITER?
CAN YOU BRING
THE BOX OVER?
NOW, I KNOW
YOU HAD PLANS
TO WEAR
SOMETHING ELSE,
BUT I WAS ABLE
TO CALL IN
A LAST-MINUTE FAVOR.
OKAY.
OPEN UP.
OKAY, OKAY.
OH, WOW.
YOU CAN'T GO WRONG
WITH VERA WANG.
THERE IS
NO WRONG WANG, RIGHT?
NO WRONG WANG,
RIGHT.
OH...
THE THING IS, UM,
MY MOM'S COUNTING ON ME
TO WEAR HER DRESS.
IT WAS MY GRANDMOTHER'S.
I UNDERSTAND,
I DO,
BUT WE NEED TO ASK OURSELVES,
WHICH DRESS WILL LOOK BETTER
IN THE WEDDING PICTURES?
WELL, FELICE IS RIGHT, HONEY.
IT'S... IT'S JUST STUNNING.
OKAY.
OH, THIS IS...
BIG ENOUGH TO FIT A BARBIE.
WELL, IT'S A 2, DEAR.
OH, WELL,
THAT EXPLAINS IT.
THE LAST TIME I WORE A 2
WAS ON THE BACK
OF MY BASEBALL UNIFORM,
RIGHT, DAD?
JUNIOR MARINERS.
HECK OF A SEASON.
OH, WE'LL
HAVE IT ALTERED.
I MEAN, THERE MUST BE
A PROPER TAILOR IN TOWN.
WELL, WE HAVE A HARBOR
CRUISE PLANNED FOR 1:00.
THAT'S GONNA BE
A NO FOR ME.
I TEND TO GET SEASICK,
ALTHOUGH I COULD GO FOR
A ROUND OF GOLF,
IF ANYONE'S INTERESTED?
A SKINS GAME PERHAPS, GENTLEMEN?
YEAH, THAT'S A NO FOR US.
WE'RE NOT REALLY
GOLF TYPES, PHIL.
FISHIN'.
FISHING, ALL RIGHT.
WELL, IT'S SETTLED.
PHILLIP, YOU'LL
PLAY GOLF,
GEORGEANN, YOU'LL
COME WITH ME,
AND THE REST OF YOU
WILL GO ON THE BOAT.
OKAY.
I THINK, UH, I'M
GOING TO FRESHEN UP.
MEET ME IN FRONT OF
THE HOTEL
AT 1:00 SHARP, OKAY?
SURE.
WAITER, CAN YOU
HELP HER WITH THE BOX?
OH, YEAH,
LET'S GET THIS...
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
WHAT IF WE'RE
MARRIED FOR 50 YEARS?
THAT IS 50 CHRISTMASES,
50 THANKSGIVINGS,
AND 50 EASTERS
WITH YOUR MOTHER.
I DOUBT SHE'LL BE
AROUND FOR ALL 50.
OH, I HAVE A FEELING SHE WILL.
LOOK, YOU
JUST DON'T FI INTO HER PLAN
FOR MY ENTIRE LIFE,
AND THAT'S
A GOOD THING.
SHE'LL LEARN
TO LOVE YOU.
THE WAY THAT YOU'LL LEARN
TO LOVE BALLGAMES WITH MY DAD?
WELL, HOW MANY GAMES?
LIKE,
TWO OR THREE.
A YEAR?
A WEEK.
CAN WE STOP TALKING
ABOUT OUR PARENTS?
YES, I WOULD LOVE TO
NOT TALK ABOUT OUR PARENTS.
THANK YOU.
UM, I COULD GIVE YOU
A TOUR OF THE "I DO" SUITE?
I WOULD LOVE THAT.
OKAY.
UH, UPSTAIRS, WE HAVE
THE "HIS" AND "HERS" ROBES.
MM-HM.
AND RIGHT OVER HERE,
WE HAVE THE NUPTIAL BASKET.
OOH...
OOH... [CHUCKLES]
AND OF COURSE,
WE CAN'T FORGE THE INCREDIBLE
WEDDING GARDEN VIEWS...
OH, YEAH.
--WHERE WE CAN WATCH
COMPLETE STRANGERS GET MARRIED
FROM DAWN UNTIL DUSK.
[CELL PHONE RINGS]
SORRY.
IT'S THE CLINIC.
I HAVE TO
TAKE THIS.
YUP.
THIS IS DR. HAMILTON.
OH, DEAR, OH.
I'LL CALL YOU
RIGHT BACK.
IT'S THE THOMPSON GIRL,
ISN'T IT?
SHE BROKE HER NEW NOSE.
HORSEBACK RIDING?
THE MALL.
I TOLD HER
NO AGGRESSIVE SHOPPING.
I'M SORRY, GEORGIE,
BUT I GOTTA GO RESET IT.
YOU JUST GOT HERE.
AND...
DR. GREEN'S ON CALL,
REMEMBER?
SHE DOESN'T WAN A GREEN NOSE.
SHE WANTS A HAMILTON NOSE.
IT SHOULDN'T BE
MORE THAN A FEW HOURS.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
I'LL GO WITH YOU.
YOU CAN'T LEAVE
YOUR PARENTS HERE
ALONE WITH MY MOTHER.
[SIGHS]
YOU'RE RIGHT.
OKAY, YOU STAY,
I'LL GO.
OKAY...
I'LL BE BACK IN TIME FOR
THE REHEARSAL DINNER,
I PROMISE, OKAY?
I'M SORRY.
HEY, YEAH,
IT'S ME.
UM, YEAH, I SHOULD BE
THERE IN ABOUT AN HOUR.
I'LL BE THE GIRL
SITTING ALONE AT THE TABLE.
[SIGHING]
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
[SNIFFLING, CHOKING BACK TEARS]
COME IN, MOTHER!
I JUST SAW PHILLIP RUSH OUT.
IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?
OH, YEAH, EVERYTHING'S FINE,
HE JUST HAD AN EMERGENCY.
HE JUST GOT HERE.
HE CAN'T LEAVE AGAIN
WHEN HE'S GETTING MARRIED.
IS HE COMING BACK?
YES, MOM, HE'S COMING BACK.
SHOULDN'T YOU
BE MEETING FELICE?
I STILL HAVE A MINUTE
AND 30 SECONDS.
I COULD COME
SHOPPING WITH YOU.
[LAUGHS RUEFULLY]
WHY SHOULD WE
BOTH SUFFER?
NO, GO ON
THE CRUISE WITH DAD.
IT'S PREPAID.
YEAH, WELL,
I FEEL SORRY FOR HER.
ALL SHE HAS IS PHILLIP.
WELL, PHILLIP,
TWO HOUSES, A PRIVATE CHEF,
A LIMO, AND A COUNTRY CLUB
MEMBERSHIP.
WELL, WHEN I COMES DOWN TO IT,
NONE OF THAT OTHER STUFF
REALLY MATTERS.
I'M SORRY ABOUT THE DRESS.
OH, HONEY, IT'S JUST A DRESS.
YOUR DAUGHTER CAN WEAR I TO HER WEDDING.
OH.
MY IMAGINARY DAUGHTER'S
ALREADY GETTING MARRIED?
I'M WORKING ON
THE GUEST LIST RIGHT NOW.
AND NOW I HAVE TO GO.
[CHUCKLES]
BYE.
AH, MR. GRIGGS,
COME IN PLEASE.
THANKS FOR COMING IN.
CHARLES EVANS.
I'M THE NEW OWNER.
AH, IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU.
I HEARD I FORGOT SOMETHING
AT THE BAR?
OH, THAT.
NO, I DIDN'T FORGET THAT.
I LEFT IT.
I'M GLAD YOU DID.
I LOOKED YOU UP.
YOUR WORK ON
THE SKY-VISTA DEVELOPMENT?
EXACTLY WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR.
YOU SEE, THE
BOTTOM LINE IS,
I'M EXPANDING
THE HOTEL,
AND I WOULD LIKE
TO HAVE YOU INVOLVED.
HOW MUCH BIGGER
DO YOU PLAN ON GETTING?
IT'S JUST THE ROOFTOP ALTAR
HAS A BIRD'S-EYE VIEW
OF MY BATHTUB.
[CHUCKLES]
YOU DO REALIZE THA I'M OFFERING YOU A JOB.
I DO,
IT'S JUST WHEN I MOVED HERE,
THIS PLACE HAD 15 ROOMS
AND A FEW WEDDINGS A MONTH.
AND A PU-PU BAR THAT WASN'T RUN
BY HOMELAND SECURITY.
IT WAS PARADISE.
SO IF YOU'RE JUST PLANNING
ON STACKING MORE SUITES
ON TOP OF PARTY ROOMS,
I'M NOT THAT GUY.
I WAS.
BUT I'M NOT THAT GUY ANYMORE.
WELL, YOU DO REALIZE
THAT I'LL JUS HIRE SOMEONE ELSE, HMM?
YEAH.
YEAH, I KNOW.
I DON' UNDERSTAND THIS.
I TALKED TO
THE CONCIERGE.
HE SAID THE CAR
WOULD BE HERE
IN TIME FOR ME TO MAKE
MY APPOINTMENT IN TOWN.
YOU NEED TO MAKE
A CALL, OKAY?
THE BRIDE NEEDS TO HAVE
HER WEDDING DRESS
FITTED TODAY.
PEOPLE ARE
EXPECTING US.
I NEED A CAR NOW.
WELL, IS IT COMING?
[ENGINE CHUGGING,
STARTER STRUGGLING TO LIFE]
YOU HAVING
SECOND THOUGHTS?
GO.
- WHOA!
- GO, GO, GO!
OKAY! ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT.
MAN...
NOT THAT I MIND, BUT...
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
AVOIDING A WEDDING
DRESS SHOW-DOWN
WITH MY FUTURE MOTHER-IN-LAW.
A WHAT?
I WANT TO WEAR MY MOM'S DRESS.
SHE WANTS ME IN VERA WANG.
OKAY, SO, WHERE
ARE WE GOING?
ANYWHERE OUT OF
THE LINE OF FIRE.
AND THEN WHAT?
AND THEN...
I HIDE TILL DINNER.
WHERE'S DR. HAMILTON
IN ALL OF THIS?
I'VE SEEN YOU
SIX TIMES ALREADY,
AND EVERY TIME,
YOU'RE ALONE.
YOU'VE SEEN ME THREE TIMES.
OH, YEAH?
OH, YEAH?
YOU'RE COUNTING?
DR. HAMILTON
IS AWAY ON AN EMERGENCY.
HE'S A SURGEON.
CARDIAC? BRAIN?
RHINOPLASTY.
THAT'S A NOSE JOB.
WHY, YES, IT IS.
WHAT'S THE EMERGENCY?
IS IT RUNNING?
THAT'S SO FUNNY.
I'VE HEARD THAT BEFORE.
IN SECOND GRADE.
WELL, YOU'RE COMING
TO DO AN ERRAND WITH ME.
I'LL HAVE YOU BACK
IN 30, TOPS.
[SIGHS DEEPLY]
WOW.
WANT TO
GIVE ME A HAND?
YEAH.
JUST GRAB
THE OTHER END THERE.
YOU MADE THIS?
YEAH.
IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
THANK YOU.
WOW.
SO...
THIS IS WHY
YOU KIDNAPPED ME, HUH?
FREE LABOR?
EXACTLY.
SO, WE'RE GOING
TO PUT IT JUST OVER HERE.
OKAY.
WHO'S THIS FOR?
WHOEVER WANTS TO SIT HERE.
REALLY?
THE WHOLE ISLAND
USED TO LOOK LIKE THIS.
IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
AND THE BEST PAR ABOUT IT?
NO WEDDINGS
FOR A 15-MILE RANGE.
YOU DO KNOW YOU CAN
MOVE AWAY FROM THE HOTEL.
YEAH, I DO.
ALL MY NEIGHBORS SOLD,
ONE BY ONE.
HMM...
I'M THE LAST ONE
TO HOLD OUT.
MEANWHILE, IT'S
FOUR WEDDINGS A DAY,
365 DAYS A YEAR.
WELL, I SEE
FOUR NOSE JOBS A DAY,
THAT'S 1040 NOSES A YEAR.
PLUS OTOPLASTIES.
AUTO-- WHAT?
SURGERY TO GE YOUR EARS PINNED BACK.
[LAUGHS]
WHO WOULD WAN TO DO THAT?
BIG EARS ARE
AESTHETICALLY DISPLEASING.
THEY THROW THE FACE
OFF-CENTER.
OFF-CENTER,
IT'S SO UNDER-RATED.
LIKE HALIBUT?
LIKE...
THE SYDNEY OPERA HOUSE.
STONEHENGE.
WELL...
THE HUMAN HEART.
ALL ASYMMETRICAL,
ALL BEAUTIFUL.
LOOK...
RIGHT THERE,
YOU SEE THOSE ROCKS?
MM-HM.
THOUSANDS OF YEARS
OF WATER
CUTTING UP AGAINST IT.
HOW IMPERFECT IS THAT,
YET PERFECT.
WE SHOULD...
WE SHOULD GO.
YEAH.
YEAH, LET'S GO.
[ENGINE STARTER STRUGGLING]
[STARTER STRUGGLING]
[STARTER STRUGGLES]
I, UH, THOUGH THIS BATTERY
AT LEAST HAD
ONE MORE CHARGE IN IT.
[STARTER CHUGGING]
OKAY, BUT...
YOU CAN FIX IT.
YEAH. NO PROBLEM.
ALL WE NEED
IS ONE MORE CAR.
I'M CALLING AAA.
[SIGHS] OKAY.
NO RECEPTION.
HOW ARE WE GETTING
OUT OF HERE?
GOOD THING
YOU'RE NOT WEARING HEELS.
YOU COMING?
ARE YOU SURE
WE SHOULDN'T BE ON A ROAD?
THIS IS A SHORTCUT.
HOW SHORT?
I DON'T KNOW,
MAYBE 11 MILES?
YOU'RE ENJOYING THIS,
AREN'T YOU?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
THIS ENTIRE OUTING HAS
THROWN A WRENCH IN MY PLANS.
[WINCING] AH!
WHAT?
I GOTTA STAR WEARING SHOES.
HERE, LET ME SEE.
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO TRY
AND PIN MY EARS BACK,
ARE YOU?
WHAT IS IT, A NAIL?
NOPE.
A PINE NEEDLE.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
WHAT...
THIS IS A NEW T-SHIRT.
I'M HELPING YOU.
HANG ON.
[FABRIC TEARING]
[FABRIC TEARING]
[GROANS]
[SIGHS HEAVILY]
I'M NOT HAPPY ABOUT THIS.
I THOUGHT YOU LIKED
IMPERFECT THINGS.
OKAY.
YOU KNOW,
I WAS THINKING,
WHAT'S THE OFFICIAL CUT-OFF AGE
TO BE AN OLD MAID?
THAT'S WHAT YOU WERE THINKING?
[CELL PHONE CHIMES]
[GASPS]
I HAVE SERVICE.
WE HAVE CONTACT.
YES.
SIX MISSED CALLS?
HIS MOTHER.
FELICE.
DOESN'T THA MEAN "HAPPY"?
IT DID,
BEFORE SHE MET ME.
AND WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
APPARENTLY EVERYTHING.
PHILLIP!
GEORGIE, I SHOULD HAVE
TAKEN YOU WITH ME.
SHEILA WAS ALL THUMBS,
AND SHE FORGOT TO ORDER
THE #9 BLADES.
IS MY MOTHER BEHAVING?
ABOUT THAT, UM...
WHO'S THAT?
NO ONE.
THANKS.
WHERE ARE YOU?
LISTEN,
I GOT A LITTLE SIDETRACKED,
BUT EVERYTHING'S FINE.
ARE YOU ON YOUR WAY BACK?
YEAH, I'M JUS WRAPPING THINGS UP HERE.
I HAVE A QUICK CONSUL ON A NECK LIFT.
I TRIED TO POSTPONE IT,
BUT IT'S THE MAYOR'S WIFE.
PHILLIP, I RESCHEDULED THA FOR NEXT WEEK.
I KNOW.
SHE JUST SHOWED UP.
I WILL BE BACK
BEFORE MOTHER CAN SEND BACK
THE APPETIZERS, ALL RIGHT?
[TONE BEEPING]
PHILLIP?
HEY...
LET'S GO.
YEAH.
MRS. HAMILTON,
IS THERE SOMETHING
I CAN HELP YOU WITH?
WELL, IT APPEARS AS THOUGH
I'VE BEEN STOOD UP
BY THE BRIDE TO BE.
OH, NERVOUS FORGETFULNESS,
I'M SURE.
AS LONG AS YOU'RE HERE,
I'D LIKE TO GO OVER
SOME OF THE CHANGES
TO THE WEDDING
WE NEED TO MAKE.
WHEN I MARRIED
DR. HAMILTON,
WE HAD A SIMPLE WHITE CANOPY
WITH TIVOLI LIGHTS.
WHEN OUR VOWS WERE SPOKEN,
THE LIGHTS SEEMED TO GLOW
LIKE FIREFLIES.
MRS. HAMILTON,
DON'T YOU WORRY.
THIS WILL BE
A WEDDING MADE IN HEAVEN.
EXCUSE ME.
[MUTTERING]
MADE IN HEAVEN,
LIKE THUNDER AND LIGHTNING.
I ALMOS GOT MARRIED ONCE.
ALMOST?
A PARTNER AT MY FIRM
TOOK OFF WITH MY CLIENTS,
AND MY FIANCEE.
WOW.
THAT'S AWFUL.
YOU KNOW,
YOU'D THINK SO.
BUT ONCE
THE SMOKE CLEARED,
I REALIZED
IT WAS THE BEST THING
THAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED.
MY WHOLE LIFE, I WAS JUS GOING THROUGH THE MOTIONS.
WRONG GIRL, WRONG JOB,
NEW BUILDING, BIGGER,
NEWER, PASSIONLESS.
I WAS... I WAS EMPTY.
SO I DROPPED OUT,
AND HERE I AM.
LOST IN THE WOODS.
NO, NOT LOST.
I JUST DON'T WANT TO
BECOME THAT PERSON AGAIN.
WELL, YOU WON'T.
YOU HAVE SCAR TISSUE.
A CUT HEALS,
SCAR TISSUE IS FORMED.
IT'S NOT ALWAYS PRETTY,
BUT IT'S STRONGER,
BETTER.
THAT PROBABLY SOUNDS
SO STUPID TO YOU.
NO. NO, IT DOESN'T.
WHAT IS THIS PLACE?
DESTINATION WEDDING SITE.
CHINOOK.
FROM A TIME WHEN MARRIAGES
LASTED FOR LIFE.
AND FOR OUR DELUXE PACKAGE #2,
WE HAVE OUR NATURAL
SULFUR SPRINGS,
SHROUDED WITH POISON OAK...
[CHUCKLING]
MUSIC COURTESY OF
OUR INDIGENOUS BIRDS,
AND THE COUP DE GRACE,
OUR FRESH BLUEBERRY PATCH,
ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT,
AT NO ADDITIONAL COST.
HEY...
WHAT'S WRONG?
I'M A TERRIBLE BRIDE.
I MEAN, I'M HORRIBLE.
I'VE SEEN WORSE.
NO, YOU HAVEN'T.
OKAY, SO YOU'RE TERRIBLE.
THERE MUST BE A REASON.
THERE ISN'T.
WERE YOU
LEFT AT THE ALTAR?
NO.
PARENTS DIVORCED?
THEY'VE BEEN MARRIED 36 YEARS.
THEN IT'S GOT TO BE
SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE GROOM.
NO, THERE'S NOTHING
WRONG WITH THE GROOM.
HE'S...
HE'S BRILLIANT,
AND ACCOMPLISHED, AND...
CONFIDENT.
I MEAN, YOU SHOULD SEE HIM.
HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE FRIENDS,
HE HAS FANS.
WELL, THEN, YOU HAVE
NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT, RIGHT?
YOU DO LOVE HIM?
YEAH.
I MEAN,
WE-WE GET ALONG GREAT.
WE'VE NEVER HAD A FIGHT, AND...
[VOICE BREAKING]
WE MAKE A REALLY GREAT TEAM.
[SOBBING]
[SOBBING]
I'M SORRY,
I'M SO SORRY.
NO, NO, NO, IT'S OKAY.
[FABRIC TEARING]
HEY, IT'S OKAY,
IT'S OKAY.
HERE.
THANK YOU.
IT'S GOING TO BE
OKAY, ALL RIGHT?
OH, I KNOW, I KNOW,
EVERYTHING'S
GOING TO BE FINE, RIGHT?
WELL, I DIDN'T SAY THAT.
IT'S GONNA BE FINE
EVENTUALLY.
LOOK, BLUEBERRIES.
IT'S HIGH IN ANTIOXIDANTS.
I'M SORRY.
I'VE BEEN ACTING SO CRAZY
SINCE I'VE BEEN HERE.
WEDDING FEVER.
I SEE IT ALL THE TIME.
OH, REALLY?
[LAUGHING]
SEE, LOOK, YOU'RE CURED.
YOU KNOW,
MY MOM...
SHE'S BEEN PUSHING
FOR THIS WEDDING SINCE...
SINCE I BROUGH MY FIRST BOY HOME.
REALLY?
MM-HM.
SHE BAKED HIM A CAKE,
AND HE ONLY CAME OVER
TO DO HOMEWORK.
WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY,
YOU CAN TRY TO GET SOMEWHERE
IN A HURRY,
AND IT'LL GET YOU THERE FASTER,
BUT IT MIGHT GET YOU
INTO AN ACCIDENT.
TELL ME,
IS THIS THE SAME "THEY"
THAT SAYS IT'S BAD LUCK
IF YOUR RING'S TOO TIGHT?
NO. NO, THAT...
THAT'S A DIFFERENT "THEY."
HEY!
[LAUGHING]
DON'T HIT ME WITH THAT.
GIVE ME THAT.
COME HERE.
HEY!
[LAUGHING AND SQUEALING]
GIVE ME
YOUR BEST SHOT.
[LAUGHING]
THERE'S GEORGIE.
AND WHAT A RELIEF,
PHILLIP'S HERE.
THAT'S NO DR. PHIL.
HE'S NOT EVEN
WEARING SHOES.
HEY, GUYS, LOOKS LIKE
YOU CAUGHT SOME FISH.
YEAH.
HEY, GOOD TO
SEE YOU AGAIN, LUKE.
YOU TOO, JUDD.
UM, I'VE GOT SOME
BLUEBERRIES ON ME.
FISH GUTS.
ALL RIGHT.
[LAUGHING]
UH...THAT'S
MELISSA AND MIKE,
OTHERWISE KNOWN
AS M & M.
THAT'S MY MOM.
EVERYONE, THIS IS
LUKE GRIGGS.
REALLY GOOD
TO MEET ALL OF YOU.
WHERE'S PHILLIP?
HE GOT DELAYED.
SOMETHING ABOU A NECK NEEDING A LIFT?
HE WILL BE HERE
IN TIME FOR REHEARSAL,
UNLESS YOU HAVE
ANOTHER PHILLIP UPDATE.
GEORGEANN.
I ASSUME YOU HAVE
A GOOD EXCUSE
FOR STANDING ME UP.
I DO.
GOOD.
I DON'T.
DO YOU MIND
IF I HAVE A WORD, FELICE?
IT'S MRS. HAMILTON.
UM, YOU SEE,
MRS. HAMILTON, UH,
GEORGIE WANTS
YOUR APPROVAL,
LIKE ANY
DAUGHTER-IN-LAW WOULD,
AND THAT'S WHY
SHE'S AFRAID TO TELL YOU
THAT SHE WANTS TO WEAR
HER MOTHER'S DRESS.
AND NOT JUST BECAUSE
SHE HAS TO HOLD
HER BREATH TO WEAR IT,
BUT BECAUSE
IT HAS HISTORY,
AND HISTORY'S
IMPORTANT, RIGHT?
I MEAN, THIS ISLAND
HAS HISTORY,
AND THAT DRESS
HAS HISTORY, AND--
WHO ARE YOU,
AND WHY AM I LISTENING TO
THIS HIGH SCHOOL DEBATE SPEECH?
I'M, UM...
UH... NOBODY.
AS I ASSUMED.
GEORGEANN,
IF YOU WANTED
TO WEAR YOUR MOTHER'S DRESS,
WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST SAY SO?
I WANTED YOU TO LIKE ME.
FOR HEAVEN SAKES, DEAR.
WE'RE GOING TO BE FAMILY.
MM-HM.
BESIDES,
IF YOU'D RATHER WEAR
ORLON THAN VERA WANG,
WHO AM I TO STOP YOU?
IT'S ONLY 30% ORLON.
THE REST IS SATEEN.
OH, HOW REASSURING.
WELL,
I'M SURE YOU'D ALL LIKE
TO GET CLEANED UP
BEFORE PHILLIP ARRIVES.
OF COURSE.
I HOPE I DIDN' MAKE THAT WORSE.
NO, ACTUALLY, THAT WAS...
THAT WAS THE WARMES I'VE EVER SEEN HER.
YIKES.
[CHUCKLING]
YEAH.
OKAY, GUYS,
I GOTTA GET BACK
TO THE POIN AND GIVE THIS TRUCK
A CHARGE.
YOU GOT PLANS TONIGHT?
NO.
COME TO THE REHEARSAL DINNER.
I REALLY APPRECIATE THE
INVITE, JUDD, THANK YOU.
YEAH, I'LL BE THERE.
AS LONG AS IT'S OKAY
WITH YOU, MRS. DWYER.
IT'S MORE THAN OKAY,
AND YOU CAN CALL ME EMMA.
OKAY, EMMA.
ALL RIGHT,
M & M.
OKAY.
I GOTTA PU THIS FISH ON ICE.
[EMMA]: OH, YOU KNOW,
I JUST THINK HE'S SO CHARMING...
AS YOUR BRIDESMAID,
I HAVE TO ASK,
ARE YOU AFRAID THA PHILLIP WON'T SHOW UP?
OR ARE YOU WORRIED
THAT HE WILL?
YOU KNOW,
IT'S NOT LIKE PHILLIP
TO BE LATE.
OH, HE'S PROBABLY
JUST STUCK IN TRAFFIC.
HE'S ALWAYS ON TIME
FOR HIS SURGERIES.
OH, HERE HE IS.
OH.
HEY, GUYS.
M, M, GUYS.
- HEY.
- HELLO.
JUDD, GOOD TO
SEE YOU AGAIN.
GOOD TO BE SEEN.
EMMA, YOU LOOK LOVELY.
THANK YOU.
MRS. HAMILTON,
WEDDING BLACK,
HOW FESTIVE.
DO I KNOW YOU?
WE MET AN HOUR AGO.
APPARENTLY YOU FAILED
TO MAKE AN IMPRESSION.
I'M GOING TO WAI IN MY ROOM
UNTIL PHILLIP
ARRIVES.
OKAY.
BYE.
- BYE.
- BYE-BYE.
[SIGHING]
SHE MEANS WELL.
YOU LOOK...
YOU TOO.
[SIGHS]
SO, UH, WHERE'S
THE LUCKY GROOM?
OH, HE'S
STILL ON HIS WAY.
STILL?
MM-HM.
WELL, I MEAN,
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY.
IT'S BAD LUCK TO SEE THE BRIDE
BEFORE THE WEDDING.
[CHUCKLES]
BUT IT IS GOOD LUCK
TO SEE HER DURING.
[DORIAN]: ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE,
REHEARSAL, REHEARSAL.
EVERYBODY IN THEIR PLACES.
BRIDE AND DR. HAMILTON,
FOLLOW ME...
OH, DORIAN, NO, NO, NO,
THIS ISN' THE REAL DR. HAMILTON.
I'M NOT?
NO.
BE THAT AS IT MAY,
WE DO HAVE ANOTHER
REHEARSAL PARTY
BREATHING DOWN OUR NECKS,
SO MIGHT I SUGGEST,
FOR A SMALL, NOMINAL FEE,
YOU CAN HIRE A STAND-IN.
I'VE GOT TO PAY FOR
A STAND-IN GROOM NOW?
DAD...
LOOK, I'M ALREADY HERE,
I DON'T MIND DOING IT.
NO.
- HE DOESN'T MIND.
- NO!
I'D BE HONORED.
I DON'T HAVE TO
SIGN A PRE-NUP, DO I?
[CHUCKLES MIRTHLESSLY]
IT'S FINE.
I'M SURE SOMEBODY ELSE CAN...
[SIGHS]
LET'S GO.
YOU SEE, YOU'RE ALREADY
ORDERING ME AROUND.
IT'S LIKE WE'RE ALREADY MARRIED.
[CHUCKLING] OKAY.
SO, WE'VE ALREADY HAD
THE WALK DOWN THE AISLE,
THE BRIDE AND GROOM,
ACCOMPANIED BY THE HARP PLAYER.
THE BRIDE AND GROOM
NOW LOOK AT EACH OTHER.
[SIGHS]
IN THE EYES, NOT THE FEET.
VERY NICE.
WE ARE GATHERED
HERE TOGETHER...
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH...
"IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH..."
CEREMONY, CEREMONY...
"DO YOU TAKE THIS WOMAN
TO BE YOUR LAWFULLY
WEDDED WIFE?
THAT SOUNDS GOOD.
AND DO YOU
TAKE THIS MAN
TO LOVE, HONOR, CHERISH,
YADDA, YADDA, YADDA?
[QUIETLY] OKAY.
"YES, I DO," WOULD BE
MORE IN KEEPING
WITH THE NUPTIAL TONE.
YES.
RINGS?
UH...
THEY'RE WITH
THE GROOM, STILL.
UM, I HAVE A RING.
NO, NO.
NO... NO, WE SHOULD
NOT BE DOING THAT.
IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL.
IT'S JUST,
IT'S FOR GOOD LUCK.
CHINOOK.
IT'S NOT TOO TIGHT, IS IT?
NO.
SO, WE NOW GO TO THE WRAP-UP,
"I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU..."
MUSIC, TEARS, LAUGHTER,
AND THE THROWING OF THE QUINOA.
YOU FORGOT TO SAY,
"YOU MAY NOW KISS THE BRIDE."
WHAT?
AREN'T YOU THE STAND-IN?
WELL, I'M,
I'M JUST TRYING TO COVER
ALL THE BASES HERE, YOU KNOW?
[CHUCKLING]
TO... MARRIAGES.
[GLASSES CLINKING]
TO MARRIAGES...
CHEERS.
YEAH, EMMA AND I WERE HAPPY
FOR 20 YEARS.
AND THEN WE MET.
[LAUGHTER]
SO, YOU GUYS MUST HAVE
A GREAT STORY.
OH, THE BEST.
OH, YEAH. UH, WELL,
WE MET IN THE WAITING ROOM
OF A JOB INTERVIEW.
THERE WAS AN EMPTY COUCH,
AND INSTEAD OF SITTING
ON SEPARATE ENDS,
WE BOTH SA IN THE MIDDLE.
HELLO.
[LAUGHTER]
WE DIDN' GET THE JOB,
BUT...
WE GOT EACH OTHER.
AND THEY HAVE BEEN FINISHING
EACH OTHER'S SENTENCES--
--EVER SINCE.
YEAH.
SO, WHAT ABOU YOU AND PHILLIP?
WHAT'S YOUR STORY?
OH.
WELL, WE WORK TOGETHER.
WE'VE ACTUALLY WORKED TOGETHER
FOR FOUR YEARS,
AND THINGS JUST SORT OF
FELL INTO PLACE.
WE JUST...
EVOLVED.
SO YOU EVOLVED, AND...
AND THAT'S IT.
THAT'S IT?
YEAH, THAT'S IT.
WELL, NOT EVERYONE HAS A STORY.
UM... [CLEARING THROAT]
I-I DO.
YOU DO?
YEAH, UH, THIS GIRL
WALKED INTO A MINI MART.
I WAS DEFINITELY NO PLANNING ON MEETING SOMEONE,
AND OUR HANDS TOUCHED
OVER AN ASPIRIN BOTTLE.
I HAD A HEADACHE.
SHE DID TOO.
IT WAS SHEER AGONY
AT FIRST SIGHT.
[CHUCKLES]
SHE WAS LUMINOUS.
HELLO, EVERYONE.
APOLOGIES.
WHAT DID WE MISS?
CLEARLY NOTHING.
FELICE IS RIGHT.
YOU JUST MISSED SOME
FAKE WEDDING STUFF,
AND FOOD, THAT'S ALL.
HI.
HEY.
UH, TO GEORGIE AND PHILLIP,
MAY YOU ALWAYS BE AS HAPPY
AS YOU ARE THIS VERY MINUTE.
WHO'S THAT?
UH, THAT'S LUKE,
THE WEDDING STAND-IN.
THE STAND-IN.
AND NOW THAT YOU'RE HERE,
I GUESS I CAN GO.
OH, YOU WORK FOR THE HOTEL?
NO.
NO, NO, BUT I RECOMMEND
THE CHICKEN KIEV.
UH, JUDD.
EMMA, M, M...
GEORGIE, HAVE
A WONDERFUL WEDDING.
THANK YOU.
OH, WAIT.
YOU FORGO YOUR RING.
NO, NO, IT'S YOURS.
NO, TAKE IT. IT'S YOURS.
IT'S YOURS.
BE HAPPY, GEORGIE.
WHEN WAS THE LAS TIME WE WERE ALONE?
UH, POST-BRUNCH,
PRE-NECKLIFT?
[CHUCKLES RUEFULLY]
I'M SORRY
ABOUT TODAY,
AND YESTERDAY.
IT'S OKAY.
NO, IT'S NOT.
I SHOULD HAVE LE GREEN HANDLE IT,
BUT I JUST, I COULDN'T.
I KNOW.
YOU DO KNOW.
I MEAN, THAT'S WHA I LOVE ABOUT YOU,
I DON'T HAVE TO
EXPLAIN THINGS.
THAT'S WHAT YOU LOVE ABOUT ME?
DID I SAY SOMETHING WRONG?
I NEED TO TALK TO YOU
ABOUT TODAY.
IF YOU'RE TALKING ABOU STANDING UP TO MY MOTHER,
I GET IT.
I WOULD HAVE DONE
THE EXACT SAME THING.
ALTHOUGH, CAN I
BE HONEST WITH YOU?
PLEASE.
NOT TO PUT DOWN YOUR
MOTHER'S DRESS, OR ANYTHING,
BUT I MEAN, THE VERA WANG
REALLY WOULD BE MORE FLATTERING.
[CELL PHONE RINGS]
- OH.
- SORRY.
[CELL PHONE RINGING
OUTSIDE]
I'M NOT PICKING UP.
I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING.
JUST, ONCE ALL THIS
WEDDING STUFF
IS BEHIND US,
EVERYTHING WILL SETTLE DOWN.
WHICH REMINDS ME,
I ALMOST FORGOT.
I HAVE SOMETHING
FOR YOU.
TRY IT ON.
ISN'T THAT BAD LUCK?
SINCE WHEN ARE YOU
SUPERSTITIOUS?
YOU'RE RIGHT,
IT'S PROBABLY WORSE LUCK
IF IT DOESN'T FIT, RIGHT?
IT'S TOO LOOSE.
I'LL PUT TAPE ON IT.
NO. I TOLD...
ISN'T THAT...
HEY, YOU'RE
THE STAND-IN GUY, RIGHT?
SORRY?
I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
HEY, PHILLIP,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I WANT TO TALK
TO THAT GUY.
I JUST NOTICED
SOMETHING EARLIER,
AND I'D KICK MYSELF
IF I DIDN'T ADDRESS IT.
OH, SURE, OKAY.
HEY.
HI.
IT'S A BEAUTIFUL
NIGHT, HUH?
YEAH, UH, LOOK, UM,
I WANTED TO ASK YOU SOMETHING
BACK AT THE DINING ROOM,
BUT YOU LEFT IN SUCH A HURRY
THAT I NEVER GOT A CHANCE.
HAVE YOU EVER HAD
YOUR NOSE BROKEN?
LOOK, UM,
NOTHING HAPPENED, OKAY?
NOT NOTHING-NOTHING,
'CAUSE UNDER DIFFEREN CIRCUMSTANCES,
SOMETHING
COULD HAVE HAPPENED,
BUT IT DIDN'T.
ALL RIGHT, OKAY.
GO AHEAD, TAKE YOUR BEST SHOT.
I PROBABLY DESERVE IT.
WHAT ARE YOU TAKING ABOUT?
I SHOULDN'T HAVE
TAKEN HER UP-ISLAND.
AND-AND MY SHORTCUT,
IT COULD HAVE BEEN SHORTER.
AND IT'S POSSIBLE I KNEW
MY BATTERY WAS GONNA DIE...
BUT I-I HAVE TO
APOLOGIZE, PHILLIP.
I DIDN'T...
YOU HAVE AN AMAZING WOMAN,
AND, YOU KNOW, SOMETHING
COULD HAVE HAPPENED,
BUT IT DIDN'T,
AND IT WON'T,
BECAUSE YOU GUYS ARE
GETTING MARRIED IN 18 HOURS.
YEAH...
YEAH, I HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT THAT MEANT,
AND I DO KNOW THA GEORGIE IS AMAZING,
AND I AM LUCKY
TO HAVE HER.
OKAY, LOOK--
YOU DON' HAVE TO EXPLAIN.
I TRUST YOU.
YOU HAVE THIS SLIGH NASAL FRACTURE,
MOST LIKELY
FROM AN OLD INJURY
THAT WAS UNTREATED.
I CAN FIX IT.
HE CAN.
OKAY.
THE THING IS, I LIKE MY NOSE.
I USE IT FOR BREATHING.
HOW IS YOUR BREATHING?
COME TO THINK OF IT,
IT'S NOT THAT GOOD.
YOU KNOW, I'D REALLY
LIKE TO LOOK AT THA UNDER THE LIGHT.
UM... CAN WE?
OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
YEAH?
YEAH, LET'S GO,
LET'S GO INSIDE.
OH, YEAH,
YOU GUYS...
YEAH.
TELL ME IF YOU FEEL
ANY TENDERNESS
OR A CLICKING
SOUND THERE.
RIGHT THERE?
A LITTLE BI RIGHT THERE.
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
AND ARE YOU PRONE
TO INFECTION?
SOMETIMES.
OKAY, SO, LISTEN,
CALL GEORGIE,
SET UP
AN APPOINTMENT.
WE'LL BE BACK IN THE
OFFICE ON TUESDAY.
WE'LL GET YOU
SORTED OUT.
ALL RIGHT?
OKAY, TUESDAY.
NO HONEYMOON?
OH, WELL, THIS IS
OUR HONEYMOON.
UNTIL WE CAN SNEAK OFF
IN AUGUST, TO ROME.
[CHUCKLES]
CHECK OUT SOME OF
THOSE ROMAN NOSES, HUH?
[LAUGHING]
I LIKE THIS GUY.
YEAH.
WE SHOULD GO,
HONEY.
SO, UH, I'LL
SEE YOU TOMORROW?
YEAH.
YEAH, UH, SEE YOU...
TOMORROW?
AT THE WEDDING.
I ASSUME
YOU'LL BE THERE NOW.
UH... WELL,
I AM PART OF THE HONEYMOON.
SO WHY NOT SEE THIS THROUGH
TILL THE END, RIGHT?
[CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY]
AT 3:00?
BLACK TIE OPTIONAL?
- UM...
- YEAH.
YUP. YES.
WE'LL SEE YOU.
OKAY, YEAH.
BYE.
BYE.
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MY LOVE'S NOT HEAVY
MY LOVE RUNS DEEP
YOU'VE TOUCHED THE SURFACE
OF WHAT LIES BENEATH
I TASTE YOUR KISSES
IN THE SUMMER BREEZE
I'M AS LIGHT AS A FEATHER
ANTICIPATING A LOVE SO SWEET
BLOSSOMING
SUDDENLY
MY HEART WANTS TO SING
LA-LA-LA...
YEAH, I SHOULD
BE AVAILABLE
TILL ABOUT 2:30-ISH,
I'VE JUST GOT TO WRAP
SOMETHING UP THIS AFTERNOON.
OKAY, GREAT.
TALK TO YOU SOON.
BYE.
I DIDN'T MEAN...
WRAP UP LIKE A SANDWICH.
I KNOW.
SO, IT'S THE, UH,
IT'S THE BIG DAY.
YOUR COLD FOOT AGAIN, HUH?
OH...
IT'S BOTH FEET NOW.
AND I'M AFRAID
IT'S NOT JUST MY FEET.
OKAY.
YOU'RE AN AMAZING MAN--
OH, BOY.
YOU'RE
THE PERFECT MAN.
I MEAN, WHO WOULDN' WANT TO MARRY YOU?
WELL, I'M GUESSING...
YOU.
WE DON'T HAVE THAT THING
THAT-THAT COUPLES HAVE
WHEN THEY'RE IN LOVE.
WE DON'T HAVE A STORY,
WE DON'T...
HAVE THAT MOMEN WHERE WE JUST KNEW,
AND IT'S LIKE WE GO SWEPT UP IN THIS WAVE,
AND NOW WE ARE ABOU TO MAKE A HUGE MISTAKE.
GEORGIE, WE COULD--
NO, IF WE DIDN' WORK TOGETHER,
AND YOU DIDN' DEPEND ON ME SO MUCH...
IF I WAS JUST...
SOME GIRL
YOU MET IN A MINI-MART...
WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH ME?
PROBABLY NOT.
YEAH, I THINK I'VE BEEN
USING WORK AS AN EXCUSE.
I KNOW THAT THERE'S SOMETHING
MISSING BETWEEN US,
I JUST...
I THOUGHT IT WAS FIXABLE,
YOU KNOW?
WE JUST...
WORK TOGETHER SO WELL
AT THE OFFICE, YOU KNOW?
I JUST THOUGHT ALL OF THIS
WAS THE NEXT LOGICAL STEP.
I DO LOVE YOU.
I LOVE YOU TOO.
[CHUCKLING]
SO YOU'RE NOT UPSET?
I... I GUESS I SHOULD BE,
BUT, UM...
OOH...
I THINK I'M RELIEVED.
WHEW.
YEAH.
WELL...
YOU HAVE JUS MADE ME
THE HAPPIEST WOMAN
ON EARTH.
[LAUGHING]
NO, I TAKE THAT BACK.
YOU'VE MADE YOUR MOTHER
THE HAPPIEST WOMAN
ON EARTH.
I CAN JUST HEAR
THE CELEBRATION NOW.
MM, COUNTRY CLUB,
POACHED SALMON?
NO BUTTER
OR BUTTER SUBSTITUTES.
NONE AT ALL.
NO.
HOO.
WHAT AM I GOING
TO TELL MY MOTHER?
SHE'S GONNA BE CRUSHED.
WE SHOULD JUS GET MARRIED.
WE'LL-WE'LL
TELL THEM TOGETHER.
[CELL PHONE VIBRATES]
[SIGHS HEAVILY]
THE CLINIC.
TAKE IT.
NO, I--
OKAY, I WILL...
I WILL MEET YOU FOR BRUNCH,
AND WE WILL TELL THEM TOGETHER.
OKAY.
I WILL BE THE HAPPILY
UNMARRIED GIRL
BY THE OMELETTE STATION.
[CHUCKLES]
EVERYTHING'S GOING
TO BE FINE, GEORGIE.
[KISSING]
I KNOW.
[CELLPHONE RINGS]
THIS IS DR. HAMILTON.
UH-HUH. YES.
[SIGHING DEEPLY]
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HEY, THANKS FOR
COMING UP HERE.
I LIKE THE NEW DRAWINGS.
UH, THEY'RE ROUGH,
BUT I WANTED YOU TO SEE
WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT.
[SIGHING DEEPLY]
WOW, IT IS
BEAUTIFUL HERE.
THIS IS WHAT THE
GROUNDS OF YOUR HOTEL
USED TO LOOK LIKE.
YOU KNOW THE SPO WHERE MY COTTAGE IS?
YEARS AGO, THAT WAS
A NATURAL GROTTO.
I WAS LOOKING INTO THE
HISTORICAL TOPOGRAPHY MAPS,
AND I WAS THINKING
WE COULD RESTORE I TO ITS ORIGINAL STATE.
IT COULD MAKE FOR
A BEAUTIFUL WEDDING SITE.
HUH.
I THOUGHT YOU DIDN' WANT THE JOB.
YEAH, SO DID I.
YOU KNOW, THE TRUTH IS,
I DON'T WAN TO MAKE THINGS BIGGER.
I WANT TO MAKE THEM BETTER.
HMM.
AND I'M NOT SAYING
YOU GO BACK TO 15 ROOMS
AND THREE WEDDINGS A MONTH.
BUT YOUR HOTEL COULD BE
PART OF THE ISLAND AGAIN.
YOU KNOW, INSTEAD OF
A CONVEYER BELT OF BRIDES,
YOU GIVE PEOPLE
A PLACE TO REMEMBER.
A MEMORY THAT LASTS
HOPEFULLY LONGER THAN
MOST OF THEIR MARRIAGES DO.
[CHUCKLES]
SO, WHY THE CHANGE OF HEART?
A GIRL.
[CHUCKLES]
ISN'T IT ALWAYS.
NOW, I CAN'T OFFER YOU
WHAT THEY WERE PAYING YOU
AT YOUR FIRM.
WHY DON'T YOU THROW IN
A FREE PU-PU PASS?
ALL YOU CAN EAT?
YOU MIGHT REGRET THAT.
IS THAT A YES?
YOU HAD ME AT PU-PUS.
COME BACK FOR HAPPY HOUR,
WE'LL GO OVER THE DETAILS THEN.
OH, YOU KNOW WHAT,
COULD WE DO IT TOMORROW?
I'VE GOT TO SEE A BRIDE
ABOUT A GROOM.
ENJOY.
[SIGHS]
OH, IT LOOKS
SO GOOD...
SORRY I'M LATE.
HI.
MAYBE WE SHOULD WAI TILL THEY FINISH EATING.
ALTHOUGH WITH MY FAMILY,
THAT COULD TAKE FOREVER.
I THINK WE SHOULD
DO IT NOW.
RIGHT, OKAY,
YOU MAKE THE INCISION,
I'LL CLOSE.
AHEM. OKAY.
GREAT.
UH, GEORGIE AND I
HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT.
OH NO.
EVERYBODY, UM...
GEORGIE HAS
SOMETHING TO SAY.
THAT'S IT?
THAT'S YOUR INCISION?
PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISN' WHAT I THINK IT IS.
MOM, DAD,
I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU
WANTED THIS WEDDING.
FELICE, I KNOW
HOW MUCH YOU DIDN'T.
AND AS IT TURNS OUT,
I'M GOING TO
REMAIN UNMARRIED
FOR THE
FORESEEABLE FUTURE,
AND PHILLIP IS GOING TO
REMAIN MARRIED TO HIS WORK.
THANK HEAVENS, PHILLIP,
YOU'VE COME TO YOUR SENSES.
GEORGEANN, I'M SURE
YOU AND YOUR FAMILY,
IN TIME, WILL AGREE.
IT WAS GEORGIE
WHO CALLED IT OFF, MOTHER.
IS THAT TRUE, GEORGIE?
MOM, IT WAS
THE RIGHT THING TO DO.
FOR BOTH OF US,
AND THE NEXT TIME
I ALMOST GET MARRIED,
I HOPE IT'S TO SOMEONE
AS GREAT AS GEORGIE.
GEORGIE, YOU WOULD HAVE MADE
A WONDERFUL DAUGHTER-IN-LAW.
AND YOU WOULD HAVE MADE
AN AMAZING--
WHOA, LET'S QUI WHILE WE'RE AHEAD, OKAY?
OKAY.
I'M GOING TO GO PACK.
SEE YA.
- BYE.
- BYE.
I AM SO SORRY,
MR. AND MRS. DWYER.
IT HAPPENS.
COME BY SOMETIME.
I'LL THROW SOME HALIBU ON THE GRILL.
I WOULD LOVE THAT,
AND, UH, SOMEDAY,
I HOPE THAT GEORGIE
CAN FIND SOMETHING
LIKE WHAT YOU TWO HAVE.
SHE WILL.
YOU BOTH WILL.
I SHOULD, UM...
YEAH. I'LL BE
RIGHT BACK.
TAKE CARE, PHILLIP.
BYE, PHILLIP.
BYE.
SO I'LL SEE YOU
BACK AT THE OFFICE?
OH...
THINK YOU CAN PIN BACK
THE SMITH TWINS WITHOUT ME?
I NEED SOME TIME
TO FIGURE THINGS OUT.
OF COURSE.
TAKE AS MUCH TIME AS YOU NEED.
OKAY.
- BYE.
- BYE.
ARE YOU OKAY?
WELL, WE SHOULD BE
ASKING YOU THAT.
YES, I AM FINE.
NO.
I'M BETTER THAN FINE.
[INHALING DEEPLY]
I'M HAPPY.
WELL, LISTEN,
AS LONG AS WE HAVE
A DELUXE PACKAGE #3 PAID FOR,
THERE'S NO USE IN WASTING
A GOOD WEDDING, RIGHT?
I SUPPOSE I COULD ASK DORIAN
TO GET ONE OF THOSE
STAND-IN GROOMS.
WELL, I THINK
WE ALREADY HAVE A GROOM.
RIGHT, DAD?
WE HAVE A BRIDE.
WE EVEN HAVE A DRESS.
[GASPING]
OH... YOU LOOK
BEAUTIFUL.
THAT IS VERY NICE
OF YOU TO SAY.
IT'S TRUE.
ALWAYS WITH THE JOKES,
JUST LIKE YOUR FATHER.
MOM...
ARE YOU NERVOUS?
OKAY, SO I'M NERVOUS.
AFTER 36 YEARS?
WELL, THE LAST TIME
I DID THIS,
YOUR FATHER DIDN'T KNOW
WHAT HE WAS GETTING INTO.
NOW THIS TIME...
HE DOES.
AND...
HE'S OUT THERE,
WAITING FOR YOU.
[SNIFFLES]
[WEDDING MARCH BEGINS]
[GASPS]
THAT'S YOUR SONG.
LET'S GO.
WAIT, WHAT ABOUT THE HARP?
I CANCELED THE HARP
AND DOVE OPTION.
WE ARE NOW GOING WITH
THE CHIMICHANGA STATION
AND THE OLDIES BAND
ON THE BEACH.
AND YOU AND DAD
ARE SAYING YOUR OWN VOWS.
I THOUGHT YOU WEREN' A WEDDING PERSON.
WELL, TURNS OUT,
I KIND OF AM.
BESIDES, I'M SINGLE NOW.
WHAT ELSE AM I
GOING TO DO?
ARE YOU GOING TO
WALK ME DOWN THE AISLE?
WITH PLEASURE.
COME ON.
THANK YOU.
AM I TOO LATE?
I BELIEVE THEY'RE BETWEEN
"I DO" AND THE QUINOA.
NO!
GEORGIE, DON' GET MARRIED!
UH...
I'M SO SORRY, GUYS.
UH, PLEASE...
CONTINUE.
HEY.
HEY.
OKAY, EVERYBODY,
PLEASE GATHER 'ROUND.
THE NEXT WEDDING
WILL BE STARTING
IN FIVE MINUTES, PLEASE.
LET'S MOVE ALONG.
GOOD, GOOD.
THIS WAY, PLEASE.
CAN WE PRETEND LIKE
THAT JUST DIDN'T HAPPEN?
NO. NO,
I DEFINITELY CAN'T.
SO...
WHERE'S PHILLIP?
YOU AREN'T...
YOU'RE-YOU'RE NOT...
WE CALLED IT OFF.
YES!
YEAH-- UH...
I'M, UH...
I MEAN...
SO YOU'RE NO GETTING MARRIED?
NO.
I DECIDED TO WAI UNTIL I FOUND THAT MAN
I COULD ANNOY
FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.
WELL, IT JUST SO HAPPENS
THAT I KNOW SOMEONE
WHO FINDS YOU
INCREDIBLY ANNOYING.
I FIND YOU INCREDIBLY
ANNOYING TOO.
I WAS HOPING YOU'D SAY THAT.
[LAUGHING]
SO, YOU'RE SELLING
YOUR COTTAGE?
YEAH.
YEAH, I'M GOING TO...
I'M GOING TO MOVE UP-ISLAND.
BY YOUR BENCH?
BY OUR BENCH.
DO YOU WANT TO...
GO FOR...
ASPIRIN?
DINNER.
I DO.
I DO TOO.
CAN I KISS
THE NON-BRIDE?
YES.
[DORIAN]:
OKAY, HAPPY COUPLE,
WE REALLY HAVE
TO MOVE IT ALONG.
WE HAVE ANOTHER
WEDDING SCHEDULED.
THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
[LAUGHING]
I GUESS WE'LL
HAVE TO TAKE THIS
UP TO THE CHOCOLATE
FOUNTAIN.
UH, ABOUT THAT,
I CANCELED
THE CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN.
YOU DID WHAT?
[CHUCKLES]
EMMA, DID YOU KNOW
SHE CANCELED
THE CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN?
OH, LET'S FORGET ABOU THIS "EMMA" BUSINESS.
YOU JUST CALL ME "MOM."
I KNEW SHE WAS
GOING TO SAY THAT.
[LAUGHING]
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AND HERE'S
OUR HISTORIC GROTTO.
THIS IS THE PLACE
WHERE RULING FAMILIES
JOINED TOGETHER IN MARRIAGE,
CREATING A LASTING PEACE
BETWEEN THEIR PEOPLE...
JUST ONE DAY
THAT'S ALL IT TOOK
WAS JUST ONE DAY
NOW THIS WISE GUY'S
GOT NOTHING TO SAY
YOU BLEW HIM AWAY
I WAS HEADED THE WRONG WAY
TILL YOU TURNED ME AROUND
NOW SWEET AFFECTION'S
MY ONLY DIRECTION
IT TOOK A LIFETIME
BUT YOU HAD ME IN
JUST ONE DAY
WHAT A DIFFERENCE
IN JUST ONE DAY
YOU GAVE YOUR SWEET HEAR AND STOLE MINE AWAY
ALL IN JUST ONE DAY
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JUST ONE DAY
WHAT A DIFFERENCE
IN JUST ONE DAY
YOU GAVE YOUR SWEET HEAR AND STOLE MINE AWAY
ALL IN JUST ONE DAY