Busted Water Pipes (2026) Movie Script

Name your demand.
No matter what you do,
please do not harm the hostages.
You know there's no way out.
You were in the service too.
Good evening.
This is Rohn am News in Chinese.
A former SWAT captain from Kingstown
has taken hostages due to a personal vendetta.
Reportedly, negotiations have broken down.
The SWAT team is in position,
and ready to launch an assault.
We got a hostage situation tonight.
And the agressor is someone who used to work with you,
who's armed, and extremely dangerous
I know this isn't easy.
And it's going to be a tough night.
But that's something has to be done.
This is Actual. Roger that.
FPV in position.
JESpread!
I've served over
ten years!
And now,
you kick me out like a dog!
Do you have any idea,
how much I have done for him?
Go!
GO!
Please, spare the child.
This place looks familiar.
Entry Team.
Prepare for breach.
Kill it.
Police!
Don't move!
Put your hands up!
Hands up!
W-we
We're legitimate.
We're getting our certificate tomorrow.
Command you gave me the wrong address.
We've got a problem here.
You imbeciles!
It's wrong address!
F ugg
all!
IT a
We have news in a Kingstown residential area.
An explosion has just occurred.
So far we don't get
anything from the officials
about any casualties.
Yesterday's explosion
in downtown Kingstown
LIU YI CHUN
has resulted in three deaths
LIU YI CHUN
and hine teen injured.
Let's outsource hostage rescues
and bomb disposals
to food delivery drivers.
No, not these guys.
The delivery guys
find the right address, okay?
What a national joke.
What are you waiting for?
This is the best deal I can get
from the prosecutor.
I'm not gonna sign this.
This is bullshit.
I've done nothing wrong.
I was taking your orders.
Put your hands off me, man.
Wait.
Don't push me.
Step aside, guys.
Hands off me!
I never said it's your mistake.
But you know the game.
If I come forward,
and take the blame,
then who's going to cover your back?
What happened to the victims?
The SWAT captain and the kidnapper
used to be colleagues.
Did they deliberately target the wrong address?
I will take care of the victims.
Residents want to sue the police.
And transfer you to a small place
where no one knows who you are.
When does the press conference start?
How long do we have to wait?
After I run for my senator race,
I will get you back immediately.
Think about your daughter.
They only believe what they have been fed with.
Your explanation
doesn't even matter
Police Courte of the Metropolis.
day of
noon, to answer to the
Police Court
Yu Da hai
report for duty, sir!
Yu Da hai,
graduated from academy with perfect scores.
Shooting, climbing, combat, criminal investigation
broke all historical records.
Sir!
Relax.
Your skills are impressive.
But in Hoping,
you probably won't need them.
Welcome to Hoping.
Here, we are
fully equipped
and professionally
staffed.
The conditions
aren't exactly luxurious.
but for all of Hoping,
it's definitely
above average.
Here,
the people are simple and honest.
The locals
like to use body language and eye contact
to communicate.
When tourists come here,
they can't help but feel
a strong urge
to consume.
Here,
schools are splendid.
Students like to interact
and compete.
Officer, would you like to come in
and check out our spices?
Underage, right? How old are you?
No, I'm new here.
The young people here
are energetic.
They love extreme sports.
Officer, it's fine.
Step back.
Don't touch me
Don't interfere with my job.
The residents here
are all quiet and well-behaved,
living in peace and harmony.
Stop!
HPD
Congratulations, senator-elect.
Thanks.
I'm just wondering,
when can I be transferred back to Kingstown.
I've been too busy lately
But I haven't forgotten about you.
I'll definitely get you transfered back
next year.
In the meantime
just keep up the good work.
And make me proud.
Yes, Senator Shannon.
Am I going back to Kingstown?
Patience, my boy.
When the time is right,
I'll contact you! 90
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Handsome!
You lie buried beneath the earth,
bones turned to dust,
while I remain among the living,
hair white as snow.
Yu Da hai
rests in peace.
These past seven years,
he dedicated himself to Hoping's public safety,
working himself to exhaustion
until finally
he succumbed to illness
We will always remember him.
We paid to be here.
How much longer do we have to wait?
Da hai.
Wake up.
Everyone, look.
Yu Da hai, who has been
tormented by insomnia for so many years,
in our Siji's Health family,
not only sleeps well
he can't even wake up.
Even though, you still have to,
wake up for me!
Sorry.
Haven't slept this well in ages.
Master, did I interrupt your moment?
You've been sleeping for an hour.
Sergeant Yu, we have a case.
Oscar Mike.
Okay, bye-bye.
POLICE
Our town Hoping
hasn't had any crime for seven years.
' m about to retire,
every year they ask me go to Kingstown,
to receive commendations.
Every year they praise me,
like a flower.
It's so troubling.
Mine?
Thank you.
What?
Chief Ge, are you about to bloom again?
Da hai.
I transfer to Kingstown,
the position of Hoping Police Chief
is yours for sure.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
You deserve it.
I'll bring you gifts when I come back.
Kingstown, here I come.
One workaholic
beats two slackers
easily.
Longer legs.
What happened?
Sergeant.
Big case!
A missing case.
How careless.
Look at
A bull escaped from the abattoir.
This really is
a big case.
Finally, a real big case.
look at me.
Bigger head.
Hello, HPD.
Whom are you looking for?
Da hai,
seems like Miss Ho's school called.
They want you to come over fast.
Now that is a big case.
Sergeant Yu
I personally have great respect for you.
your daughter Ho
keeps imitating you at school.
Whenever she sees bullying,
she rushes in to fight for justice.
Hey, stop right there.
Did Miss Ho,
deliver some justice to your faces?
No!
ran into a door myself!
Right,
I ran into a door too!
The same doo
Yeah, that door was really in the way.
Right, very much in the way.
It's all swollen here.
Actually, it's not a big deal.
Just apologize,
and settle it.
Sorry, Miss Ho.
Wait.
Miss Ho,
I'm a police officer.
You need to control yourself.
Or people will think we
You two are the biggest
bullies!
Say that one more time!
Are you crazy?
You don't want to live?
I can't beat Miss Ho.
but I can kick your ass!
Our country
is already super safe
especially
in a place e like Hoping.
been no crimes reported
no crimes reported
for seven consecutive years.
This is such a miracle.
It's all because of your
leadership,
senator.
I will run for my re-election this year.
My slogan
Security on Budget!
In a paradise without crime,
the need for extra
security is simply unnecessary.
So I have decided
to close these
useless police stations.
What does this reflect?
It reflects
our confidence
in our commitment to safety
Senator,
what about our
officers?
Transfer them
elsewhere?
Then how can I fulfill my promise to the voters?
Isn't it better to give them a chance for re-employment?
To celebrate this great initiative 529047
we shall hold
a grand d ceremony.
You should stand your last post well
and maintain the public security of the celebration.
And invite all of the press.
Young Miss Ho,
have I told you not to fight classmates at school?
I have to pay if you break something.
Anyway I won.
And you?
Is attending your own funeral
interesting?
Today's practice is over.
Come on, Ho.
Ready?
Is he your crush?
That's why you start a fight with him, right?
Am I right? No!
No.
No?
If not, then what?
You still haven't told me why you fought.
They called you a bully.
Good job then.
Beat him up!
Hit him hard!
Good.
Attack his vital spots!
Dad,
quit acting
A broken manhole cover on Old Street.
Send someone to fix it quickly.
Hey, Da hai.
Good news!
TO HOPI M
There's a package from Kingstown Police Department.
It's big and heavy!
I think it's either a trophy TO HOP IN
or your transfer order.
You're definitely getting transferred back,
Congratulations!
Really?
Okay.
Okay.
That's great. I'll head over right away.
Oh, Da hai,
about our case,
there's a new lead.
TO Ho
TO HOPI
Sober up and go home quickly.
We need to work our case.
TO HOPI
Be more seductive.
Like a cow would.
Be a cow.
Peng peng.
I think
if you want to shoot,
now's the perfect time.
Hello?
Chief Ge?
What?
What are they
What are you doing?
They're shutting down our station?
Shoot already!
Help!
Help!
Hello?
Ge,
what's this about,
honorable discharge?
They say without cases,
our police station has no reason to exist.
We won't be cops anymore.
Get rid of him.
Tell him not to contact me again.
Hi
The senator said he did this to protect you.
But you're going to embarrass everybody ah.
Please don't call him again la.
Fuggi ng knew it!
My back hurts so much.
Does this count as a work injury?
It's fine.
You passed out at the time.
Technically,
it shouldn't hurt that much.
I passed out?
All nearby units,
Be on the lookout for a red-haired escaped inmate
I repeat
red-haired inmate
How unlucky
Look at their town
nothing but big cases.
Look at us,
one bull and you end up like this.
But without cases,
should the station be shut down?
What if we create a case?
Then we could save the station.
With cases, they can't fire us.
As long as we're here, the station stays.
What do you mean?
Are we doing this again?
We're police officers!
Not for much longer.
How many years it took to join the force?
Nine years.
And now it's all gone just like that?
What about you? This last work injury,
do you have job insurance?
I don't even have insurance.
Who cares?
We're nobody.
I have a plan.
There's an abandoned warehouse in the western suburbs.
The next case could happen there.
BATCH 04
What's this?
Molotov Cocktail.
Police stations need cases
Cases keep us from getting fired.
Save the station first.
This is your captain speaking,
Welcome to the Kingdom of Rohn am.
Welcome to Rohn am.
Stop it. S-s top the van.
What the hell?
Put it away.
This is too loud.
Remember,
we're here for sex
We're here for sightseeing.
Shoot its hoof.
Okay.
Once it hurts, it'll run away.
Nice shot, huh?
I told you to shoot the hoof!
Here it comes.
Go! Back up!
I'm backing up, uncle!
Quick!
Are the bulls here
always this crazy?
Back up!
Go away.
Oh my god, uncle!
It's been ten years. Why didn't you come before?
missed you so much.
The craftsmanship of this boat
is really exquisite.
The custom here
is water burial.
It's a coffin?
Do you like it?
If you like it, I'll get you one
I'll mail it back to our hometown later.
Won't this all just feed the fish?
Uncle, this way.
it seems now
your father Luo Jin was right.
He had vision.
Our line of work in our country now
is getting cracked down on pretty hard.
There's no space left.
So we gotta expand our business overseas.
For one, it's to test the waters.
And for the other,
I've been thinking,
we need to pass on
our family trade
to you.
Hao keeps getting held.
Me? Seriously, uncle?
After all these years,
our family's craft
is not my interest any more.
Siji,
the craft is easy to give up,
but that photo of you on the wanted poster
can you easily get that taken down?
Uncle, shh.
ROHN AM
TOUR
Uncle why bring that up?
I finally found such a godforsaken place
where nobody knows me.
So this village,
what's the deal?
Fill me in.
They're all ethnic Chinese.
Been here since the Qing Dynasty.
Back in the day,
here were all pirates.
My dad thinks Chen Yi sao's tomb is right here.
Can you confirm
that female pirate's tomb
is buried around this area?
Good.
Last container.
Done. All here.
Uncle Siji. Uncle.
Oh my gosh!
How about it, Uncle Siji?
Uncle, what are you doing?
These are explosives for god's sake!
It is crazy to put these things here!
What, what's wrong with it?
We have to move again?
I'll find you a good place.
On the west side of town,
there's an abandoned warehouse
It's absolutely safe there.
Grandpa, you see
Uncle,
you really want to dig the tomb my dad mentioned?
Yeah.
We can't do that,
What?
Why can't we?
That tomb
now has a police station
on top of it!
Listen to your uncle.
Move it back.
Pure
purely for show-off, huh?
Let's move.
What a day!
It sucks.
Got nothing in our belly
Are you..
unclogging the drain?
What's wrong, bro?
I almost... stuck it
into my brain.
Drive slowly.
Stop nagging, bro.
Gently, don't blow it up.
Put it down.
Put it down.
Watch your hands.
Not bad.
Siji.
Uncle.
In this Hoping Village
Uncle.
It's a town.
Right, Hoping Town.
How many cops are there?
One chief,
one sergeant,
two officers,
one of which is timid as a mouse,
and the other is severely nearsighted,
like blind.
But there's one guy
who used to be a SWAT captain,
in Kingstown.
SWAT?
What's the deal?
Others don't know about this.
But he and I go way back.
We're tight buddies.
He came here to polish himself.
Seven years.
Wouldn't that make him
solid gold by now?
Is there anyone on night duty?
The town is remote.
The cops here get off work earlier than regular folks.
Who's gonna be on duty, uncle?
Alright.
We'll wait for your cousin to get here,
then we'll get to work.
My cousin?
You mean Hao?
He got out this early?
Who could keep him locked up?
We just received word from the police.
A high-risk inmate has escaped prison.
Reportedly with red hair.
Please be on the lookout.
If you notice anything,
please call
nine nine six.
Hey, Bro Mah.
Don't worry, Kow Lei gets things done.
Li Baiba i's debt isn't due for two more days.
I'll collect it when it's due.
Kow Lei, my bro.
You're the senator's son-in-law.
You should be in our office enjoying the AC.
Leave the collecting work to us.
Move it! Can you even drive?
Kow Lei?
Can you drive or what?
You wanna die, punk?
I'll kill you!
Kow Lee?
Self-driving car?
Brother!
Brother,
that was all a misunderstanding.
Pull me up!
Thank you, thank you, boss!
Thank you, boss!
Boss!
Boss!
My father-in-law has many watches like this.
Pull me up!
Pull me up and I'll give them all to you!
Brother, pull me up!
Boss!
Daddy!
Oto us an!
Oppa, help me!
Godfather!
Oppa.
Then we lost contact with Kow Lei.
Take the Auditing Team and go check it out.
No matter what, we have to find him.
Kow Lei is the senator's son-in-law.
We can't let anything happen to him.
Okay.
Sea Dogs team,
Gear up and get ready.
Hello?
Bro Mahs said they can't get hold of you.
Ko l-l et?
Kol let's dead.
What does he mean?
I know he collects debt.
Uncle,
I didn't rat him out on purpose when Hao got busted.
Let's not bring up the past.
We're all family.
Uncle Hao.
You finally made it.
Did you find Chen Yi sao's tomb?
Uncle Siji knows everything.
Hey, Hao.
Congrats on your early release.
Let's drink to it.
Come on, cheers.
Come on, uncle.
Just drove through town
and saw your billboard.
Master.
Just trying to make a living.
How could I know people here
were into this stuff?
Yeah, you're pretty good at it.
Cops!
Kill the lights.
What's going on?
You sure nobody's here?
It's been abandoned for years.
Put your guns down!
What if the cops see us like this?
The guy in charge is my buddy.
Must be some misunderstanding.
I'll go down and explain things to them.
Who picked this place?
Put it down.
Your own cousin wouldn't screw you over.
All cops follow the same playbook,
first they turn on the lights,
then they negotiate,
and attack comes last.
This is just getting started,
What's the rush?
Cheers!
It has to be done.
Are the cops s here,
really this aggressive?
They're just blasting away in there!
Does Rohn am Kingdom,
even have laws?
Do they have no justice?
For our jobs!
F-f ire... f-f ire
Speak clearly!
TNT 's are all downstairs!
Hundreds of kilos!
Is it clear enough?
Let's go!
Take the window!
Go!
G-g-great uncle!
Got it.
Hurry!
Off we go.
Here we go.
This beats drinking any day!
How did it explode?
Could've been an electric car.
Stop smoking, will you?
Talking to me?
Can't hear you.
I landed too hard.
Let me ask you one more time,
is that cop really your buddy?
Actually, we're not that tight.
stop waving that thing around.
If it goes off, we're screwed.
He has his rules.
I have mine.
Make a mistake and you're a dog,
gotta die.
Tie what?
This bark collar.
During the last test,
it made me piss myself.
No matter how vicious the dog is,
once this goes on, they be have.
Can our chief eat this with his diabetes?
Won't kill him.
I'm back.
Come on. Go.
Chief!
You're finally back!
Why so excited?
Allow me.
Farewell party?
Not a farewell party,
it's a kickoff!
We're saved
We've got a case.
A criminal one at that.
It's Westside Warehouse
an arson case.
Not just arson,
looks like it turned into,
a bombing case.
Chief,
I believe this is
the biggest
case
ever happened in Hoping.
Who did it?
Don't know.
Does it matter?
Doesn't matter.
Does it matter?
This time the Westside Warehouse.
What's next?
Eastside Warehouse?
The Eastside Warehouse has an owner, right?
Whose?
My mother-in-law's! 529047
That was my backup plan! 529047
You guys blew up my backup!
Babe?
Someone come help wash the dishes.
You can't stay here.
GO!
Siji.
Coming!
What are you doing?
That water
can you wash dishes with that water?
What's wrong with it?
That
That's my
broth water.
It goes here
for making broth.
Then how am I supposed to wash dishes?
Go wash them downstream.
That's just one step, not downstream!
So where am I supposed to go?
Don't you have any common sense,
about geography?
Upstream, downstream
Go further down that way.
I'd understand if you'd told me sooner.
You don't understand shit.
Dumbass.
Stop messing with it,
there are explosives inside.
It'll blow up.
Why this keeps vibrating?
It needs charging.
It goes off when battery dies.
Lithium battery.
If overcharged, it blows up too.
This doesn't make sense.
Oh my.
Now you talk about sense.
When you rat ted him out
to the police,
what was your sense?
So I have to wear this thing till I die?
don't know.
Never worn this shit before.
Wake up, grandpa.
Come on.
Be careful.
It's done?
Smells amazing.
Yummy
Really?
Let me tell you ah,
I don't even need to taste it.
One whiff and I know it's hometown flavor.
Absolutely
Authentic hometown
iron-pot stewed goose.
I've been craving this for years!
Thank you.
Don't mention it.
Great.
Where did the goose come from?
Uncle Hao said
you raised this fat goose for feast.
That's it.
Most of the equipments are destroyed.
Came here for nothing
Let's go back home.
Screw this, let's quit.
I tell you young lads these days
always addicted
to electronic devices.
We tomb raiders
We archaeological workers
have always relied on our bare hands haven't we?
Dig it up.
Grandpa makes a good point.
Let's do it!
Do what?
Isn't there a police station,
on top of it?
Can't do it.
I happen to have a running class this afternoon,
near the police station.
Great.
Let's go check out the police station.
Awesome, uncle.
Master, what's this?
this is-
This is my own sin.
Unable to let go of obsession.
It's to punish myself.
What kind of shithole is this?
How is it?
COHN AM
It's here.
Here?
Yep
Doesn't look like much from the outside.
Nice weather today.
ROHN A
The mistakes you've made!
The sins you've committed!
The family you've let down!
Keep it down.
Louder!
Shout it out!
Please don't!
No regrets!
Master!
Move aside!
So Uncle Siji runs
a mental clinic.
It seems to have recognized you.
These two pals are screwed.
It's coming here!
Master! Master!
Get up.
Master, get up.
We know this bull.
The dart is still on its horn.
Wake up, Master!
Oh no.
This bull
recognizes us too.
Let's go!
Shit! Shit! Shit!
Ah! Ah! Ah!
I don't know you!
Put me down!
I can run myself!
Peng peng!
Shoot it!
Stop!
Put me down!
I can run myself!
Get away, get away!
My mother-in-law,
is twitching.
Which one?
What's happening outside now is historically
Hoping Calamity!
And you
taking advantage of the chaos
to steal a tourist's bag?
This this isn't stealing.
This is a bag lost by tourists.
It's fine.
The tourists will definitely report lost.
When they file a criminal theft case,
we'll have a case to work on.
Then we'll return it at lightning speed.
That way we'll have a solved case
At least our existence has a point.
What's the point of us having a point?
Our existence has no point whatsoever.

What is this thing?
Underground deep-layer detector.
There's something down here
I just found this in the bag too
Isn't this our police station?
Back then when I was
young and beautiful like you guys,
I caught a tomb raider.
He told me
that underneath our police station
there's a huge ancient tomb
where Great Lady Chen is buried.
Back then,
Lady Chen's Black Flag Gang
had the largest fleet in the world.
After accepting amnesty,
the court still relied on her fleet
to fight against the foreigners' advanced warships.
But legend has it that Lady Chen
was eventually framed by the court
and had to take her crew
and vast treasures
to flee to Rohn am.
S implied vanished.
So under our police station,
there are dead people?
Report it immediately.
it up
and the police station will be saved.
Report it?
From Hoping to Kingstown,
from senate to the palace,
might take three months to get a response
We only have three days.
After that, everyone goes home.
Report my ass.
Dig ourselves?
That'll take forever
Dig!
We dig even if we find nothing!
How did Lun just vanish?
Where'd he go?
He's not the point.
The point is,
where's that detector?
Detector's in the ba
Bandage it up.
Gotta bandage it up for you.
Go easy.
My mother-in-law pities me.
She has forgiven you all.
I just prayed to Lady Chen.
Here's my idea
Let's pretend to dig,
then...
The tomb is this shallow?
Could this be a trap?
What'd we find?
Hit an underground stream?
Chief Ge!
Our pipe burst!
Chief!
Who's there?
Don't piss on me.
I'm down down down here.
Chief, hang on!
Almost there brake!
It's gone.
The brakes are gone.
I'm still here!
Self-driving?
Boys!
Ancestors!
We are blessed!
Great uncle,
if you're okay,
let me use the wheelchair?
Just need one plumber,
then we can
sneak in like a pro.
Mr. Bai.
Your chips are here.
Keeping it on. You bet for me then.
What?
You're saying a manhole cover broke in Hoping?
And a water pipe burst too?
I'll be there soon. I'll rip them off!
Stretch out your lucky little hands.
Come on
Everyone gets a share.
Come on.
Twenty grand.
Thirty grand.
Fifty grand.
Thank you.
This is mine.
Tell the restaurant owner
the roasted lamb is on me.
I made money.
Cash it out.
Congratulations, Mr. Li Baiba i.
Finally you are only
fifty grand short.
Still fifty grand to go?
Tipped too early.
The deadline is tomorrow.
Tell Kow Lei
I'll pay him once I rip the pipe job.
You know what happens,
if you don't pay tomorrow.
Let that lamb live for now.
The plumber has to come from the city.
This is the only road.
When he gets here
I'll force him to stop
You guys jump right in.
This accident scam, boys,
is a highly sophisticated
combination
of technique and art.
Let me show you how it's done.
This works.
Hao,
as a member of our Luo family,
of course we need to have skills,
but more importantly, the soul.
Siji is your
Sir, are you suicidal,
or running a scam?
Who are you? What the hell are you doing?
Whether it's a scam or suicide,
neither is good.
You're a rapper?
Clear the area.
Don't interfere with our work.
Get him!
Son of a hoe.
Are these all rappers?
Are these all rappers?
I rap, too.
Karaoke in the villa.
Silver a rowan a in the pool.
Beating up a monk?
Go for it!
I hit a dog?
Uncle!
Uncle, where are you going, Uncle?
Uncle Hao!
Grandpa!
Must be a road-kill.
The plumbers here are
so hardcore too?
Where did you learn to drive?
You son of a hoe!
Get out of the car!
Sir, sir!
Get out of the car!
Sir!
Isn't my debt due tomorrow?
I have money!
I have money! I'll pay right now!
don't kill him!
Keep him alive. We need him.
If you kill him, how are we going to sneak in?
Precisely.
Sneak in where?
Take off your clothes.
Where are we taking Grandpa?
Let's go to my place.
Uncle,
already picked his coffin earlier.
If there's no evil in this world,
shut down the police station.
I've got no f ugg to say.
We're all just tools anyway.
Used and then,
thrown away.
But I can't accept this.
Do you know what the real meaning
of our existence as police is?
Maybe it's because
human nature
always has an evil side.
Who did this?
You again?
Get back to your bed right now!
I thought he was dead.
My bad.
And you!
What the hell are you acting out?
Setting a a bone e won't kill you!
Get back to your own bed.
Da hai.
Right now,
we're all backed into a corner.
I know.
That ancient tomb
could be our last way out.
Really, no one cares?
Anybody home?
Plumbers.
I, I'm coming in
Kow Lei's last client / i
Daiba i
was this mofo Li Baiba i.
Then he just vanished.
Where the hell's Kow Lei now?
Find this Li Baiba i,
then we'll find Kow Lei.
What're you staring at?
Shut it off.
Can't shut it.
The valve is back at the control center.
The proce sure's a nightmare.
However, lucky me
I got a buddy
who's in charge of that procedure.
Let me give him a call.
Give him a call.
Hello?
Hey my man,
do me a favor,
shut off the main valve
for Hoping, will you?
Look,
I'm not your errand boy, alright?
This is the last time.
And about that money you owe me...
Hello?
Done
If we're good, I'm outta here.
Gotta buy him dinner now.
I swear I don't know nothing.
Come on, move it!
so it's right down here, isn't it?
this this is ours, isn't it?
Why is it here?
The cops
Have found out.
The cops
fo- found out!
How come the water's off?
Finally here, huh?
Let's go, get inside.
Wait up.
A wanted notice.
Good thing I spotted it first.
Perfect timing.
They want you.
I'd like to
be wanted too.
What took you so long?
What are you doing?
quit talking about it!
All because of your
your damn call
and now Dad's gone.
Rushing over here,
the old man was here,
the big truck was there,
and bam!
Sorry for your loss.
Not my loss.
His dad's gone.
His dad.
Sorry for your loss.
Your accent doesn't sound local.
Where you from?
Right here.
We're all from around here.
His dad, well,
returned to the-
west.
Returned to his roots.
Returned to his roots.
Looks like you plumbers
make pretty decent money.
You can afford such a nice watch.
Fake watch.
Fake, fake, fake.
Alright.
How much longer is this gonna take?
Hurry it up
this pipe was clearly
dug gup on purpose.
This'll take several days.
Why'd you guys mess with it in the first place?
We... we were.
a couple days ago
replacing the flooring and accidentally
broke it.
Floor replacement?
Isn't this more like
foundation replacement?
It's called foundation replacement.
Don't worry, bosses,
we're professional
renovation crew.
Renovation crew?
What exactly do you guys do?
Aren't you two supposed to be plumbers?
We used to do renovation work.
Now we specialize in burst pipe repairs.
Three days.
Three days, we'll get it done.
Thanks then.
They're definitely up to something.
They're up to something.
Exactly.
Who dares to smoke inside a police station?
So what do we do?
No worries.
Actually, digging from behind the police station is safer.
And with their cover,
we won't get caught.
Come on.
Mr. Accountant, please!
Are you out of your mind?
Lending to a toilet handyman.
With a shit load of money?
That's not your money.
That's the senator's money.
Kow Lei said.
Kow Lei said that toilet handyman Li Baiba i
was pretty lucrative.
Where the hell is Kow Lei?
I really don't know.
I want to find him too.
Where exactly is Li Baiba i?
He went to Hoping
Police Station,
To fix toilets.
Police station?
Thinks the cops can help him?
It's not like we haven't kidnapped cops before.
I've been thinking about this whole thing.
This job in Hoping
doesn't need you at all.
He didn't need you
and yet he came for you.
Ever wonder why?
Maybe
Uncle just thought
I was pretty outstanding.
There are lots of reasons
that I should kill you.
But I'm not a man of reason.
But you owe me a life.
Da hai,
Here I am.
The venue of tomorrow's celebration
has lots of good food.
I even heard
Senator Shannon
will be coming too.
You want to go?
Of course.
I'm not going.
They don't deserve me.
Hurry up.
Let's talk.
Cut me loose.
I'll help you work together.
Buddy,
sometimes I feel sorry for you.
How come they make you do everything?
My heart bleeds.
You're single, right?
I know lots of girls.
I can introduce you to a strong one,
to help you carry stuff.
Just let me go.
How about it?
Give me an answer.
Why are you so late?
Where are you guys going?
Your turn now.
Wait a minute.
Stay with me, okay?
We've been digging all day.
Don't be scared.
It's bright inside.
Wrong way!
It's to the left.
Uncle... Uncle Hao,
we got something.
It's really deep.
Here!
It's hollow behind it.
Right?
So that means
we can wrap up tomorrow?
You're damn right!
Uncle.
what about that plumber guy?
Hao.
We're just here for the money.
No need to kill anyone, right?
You owe me a life.
You gotta pay.
Okay.
Brothers.
I'll count to three.
Don't count!
One!
Don't!
Boss!
Two!
Boss! We share a hometown.
Three!
Brothers,
How about
You give me the gun,
I'll do it myself.
This is too scary!
Same hometown?
Totally.
I don't care about hometown ties.
No worries.
I'll help you get that thing off.
Easy, easy.
I'll read it out,
and you input it yourself.
I can't see it. You help me.
I don't dare,
I'm afraid it'll blow me up.
Then you remember it, okay?
Okay.
It'll be quick.
Here we go
Three-on e-f our..
On e-f ive..
Five...
Five..
How many fives?
One five.
Just one five.
I... I just can't
go... go through this five.
You do it yourself.
Okay?
You do it yourself.
Hold on a bit.
Do it after I go out.
Come on, do it.
Believe in yourself.
Three-on e-f our...
Here, boss.
Pretty rich, huh?
Wait a minute.
Lun
This isn't Li Baiba i.
Where did Dal un go?
The picture doesn't quite match.
Just dyed his hair.
Name matches. That's what matters.
Let's go.
What matches what?
Where did they put me?
Still in the country?
What happened to you?
Had a pretty
tough fight
against
the local gangs.
They also suffered
heavy losses.
So there are...
rivals here.
Show identity.
Ask them
Bro, you stutter even when giving,
the secret code?
shut up!
Get the weapons!
Come on!
Come on, bro.
We were chatting fine,
why are you getting angry?
Bastards!
What? Who are they?
You come back
and knock again.
Talk to them nicely.
Wait, wait!
Someone's there
Hold..
Wait for
What's happening?
Would you stop looking?
Got beaten up?
No, no.
Iran
into a door.
Boss, are you guys
doing foundation replacement again?
Look familiar?
Isn't that your friend's watch?
Da hai,
we got it!
I made it!
I'm so amazing!
Come down quick!
You guys be careful.
Okay, shut up.
Coming
Why
is the watch with him?
Take it off for me. The watch.
Cuff yourself.
Officer,
I admit I killed that person.
I stole the car.
The water pipe
wasn't blown by me,
it was blown by you.
It was...
It was a hint.
Uncle Hao, watch.
Watch Uncle Hao.
kidnapped?
What the hell?
GO!
Go!
GO...
Go to work.
Where the hell are you going?
Not going to fight?
Go in and get to work.
Okay.
Work.
Stupid hot-headed
moron.
Help!
There's a ghost!
The whole world heard that!
There's a ghost!
Chief Ge, help me!
How does a toilet handyman have this?
Perfect formation.
Officer.
Officer.
What are you doing here?
Officer.
I finished the job.
Can you..
give me back,
my uncle?
What are you talking about? What uncle?
Officer.
I knew everything
You gotta keep it shut.
Believe me.
I'll
definitely
tell-
Hang in there, brother.
What happened? Heat stroke?
Dad.
Daddy.
Daddy.
Daddy.
Don't move.
Put your hands up.
Almost fixed.
Just need to wrap it up, officer.
Why are you
hitting me again?
I told you I will tell
tell nobody.
I st-
stutter.
You brought the cop here?
Freeze!
Put the gun down!
You put your gun down!
I'm a police officer.
You can't escape. Put the gun down.
Fine.
Then I'll count to three,
and we'll shoot together.
One.
Two.
Don't shoot!
Don't shoot!
Lots of people outside
Master, why are you here?
Master?
What master?
Daddy!-Master.
Whose master?
Put the gun down! ! -Daddy!
Lg of my daughter.
Put the gun down!
et my daughter vn first!
Put your gun down first!
Now!
Daddy!
It's okay.
Daddy!
Who is it?
Peng peng, why are you here? Get up.
I was digging.
We are screwed,
we can't go back
What the hell?
Wait for me.
The location is right here.
Stop.
Mah
My brother
has gone.
Tell the Sea Dogs to stop looking for Kow Lei.
Come to us first.
What are you doing here?
Someone's sleeping,
in my bed.
Then what is he doing here?
He was really scared.
I spent all night
comforting him.
Let him sleep a bit more.
Yuan Dan!
Chief Ge!
Back in my prime,
I caught a tomb raider named Luo Jin.
They use this kind of tapping sound
to communicate 600189
What's next? Is there more?
There's one last sentence.
This is it.
It's definitely that huge tom b-r aiding family
Yuan Dan.
Call everyone immediately.
Call for backup and dispatch.
Now.
What backup is there?
I'm the only one left.
It's broken!
He's next.
et's go.
I'm recovered.
I'm fine now.
I'm cured.
Yuan Dan, let's go!
How's it going? Found them yet?
We have ladders here.
Move again and I'll beat you up.
WAYS
BRAVE
WAYS
Move aside!
Are you okay?
They're bad guys.
I'm not.
Such a huge cave.
This must have been connected to the sea before.
So the whole town underneath is hollow.
Why doesn't it
collapse?
Senator.
Come this way please.
Hello.
Welcome, sir.
Here you are, sir.
The signal is here.
Get out.
I'm honored to announce to everyone
that we have achieved
zero crime rate
in seven long years.
Empty box.
Empty again.
Where's the gold?
Da hai.
Is that Miss Ho?
All muskets.
The rumor is true.
The old man didn't bullshit us.
The gold is in here.
Come on.
Ho, don't be afraid.
Your dad will come save you.
And me too, while he's at it.
Move.
To avenge my brother,
No one leaves!
Come on!
Where are the Sea Dogs?
They're almost here.
Ho, stay down!
What should I do?
Miss Ho, get up now.
Come on.
It's okay.
Peng peng!
Miss Ho!
Let's go.
Go!
This way, go!
Who the hell are you?
Who the hell are you?
Here you are!
Red Hair!
You killed my brother.
Even if you call the cops, you're dead today.
Your brother's gift to me.
Looking good?
Da hai.
Peng peng.
Are you there?
here.
Fire in the hole!
Fire in the hole!
The sun is setting.
Let the fireworks begin.
Let's party!
Go! Come on!
Hurry!
GO!
Go!
GO!
Switch!
Do you have any ammo left?
This is your bag, right?
Don't thank me.
Just did it in passing,
force of habit.
The muskets are still dry.
They can still work.
They've got cannons.
Retreat!
Accountant Mah,
you okay?
Get them!
What's wrong?
Don't, don't.
Don't go out there.
What happened?
Getting shot hurts like hell.
Thank you, sir.
hereby announce
that Hoping Police Station
is now officially history.
From today onwards
this will be the very first county
without the presence of police force.
This is such a glory for our kingdom...
Shannon.
How fuggi ng dare you?
Get out of here. What are you doing?
What are you doing?
You're making a mess of things here!
No good will come of it!
No photos!
Baby.
Listen to me.
I'll be back soon.
Daddy!
You okay?
I'm still alive.
You go first.
Call for backup.
Evacuate everyone up there.
Okay.
Grenade!
Miss Ho!
Miss Ho!
Miss Ho!
Daddy,
I'm fine.
Don't worry.
You keep fighting.
I've got here covered.
Come on!
I hereby announce
Help!
There's a gunfight!
Again?
Look what they did to me!
And you're still talking about peace, my ass!
People are dying down there!
People are dying!
I have other things There's another one!
Pardon me.
Pleasure working with you,
officer.
You're under arrest.
You're the one under arrest.
You can be buried
with this wreck.
Dad!
Dad!
Uncle Hao.
Give me a hand.
Don't-
Don't, don't mess around.
Uncle Hao
I give up my share, okay?
I want to get out.
Luo Hao.
You get his share.
What the hell is this?
Land deeds.
Property certificates from the Qing Dynasty.
gotta travel back in time to cash it?
This stuff is just toilet paper!
So we dragged this thing all the way here
and all the weight is on the box?
What am I here for?
Where's the gold?
That old man said there was gold.
You Luos
not one of you is reliable.
There's that Luo Siji.
And then there's you!
Cat got your tongue?
I really want to
Luo Siji!
Luo Siji!
Luo Siji!
Luo Siji!
Get your ass out here!
It's all because of you
that we came here,
that my dad died!
The mistakes I've made,
the sins I've committed,
the family I've let down
Master.
The tunnel was destroyed by Hao.
Go save Da hai.
Da hai!
Pull the rope!
Pull the rope!
Over here!
Pull!
One, two, pull!
One, two, pull!
One more time, pull!
One, two, three!
Da hai!
There's a bomb.
A bomb!
Who knows how to defuse it? Defuse it!
How do we defuse this?
There's no time.
There's no time.
The bomb Defuse it!
Get away.
You defuse it!
There's no time.
You all go!
Da hai! Dad!
Da hai!
My precious daughter.
Look at me.
It's okay.
I'll be back soon.
I'll take you to comic-con.
Don't cry.
Your birthday's coming up.
Happy birthday.
Da hai!
Dad!
Seven years ago in that accident,
I blew up the wrong door,
but unexpectedly saved this girl.
Then we were thrown here
like garbage.
Your skills are impressive.
But in Hoping,
you won't
need them.
Back then I really thought
you were all trashes.
But I actually forgot
that I,
was the unwanted piece of trash.
I know everything I did
was to leave this godforsaken place sooner.
But there's something I've wanted to tell you all
Fellow officers,
these seven years of brotherhood with you
have been the most glorious
moment of my life.
So, for Miss Ho
I'm counting on you guys
Da hai!
Da hai!
Dad!
Miss Ho, calm down.
Dad!
Uncle Siji,
I already defused the bomb.
We're all family.
How could I harm you?
Don't tell Uncle Hao,
don't tell them.
Take care of yourself
from now on.
LICE
Where's the bloody police?
You just fired them all,
sir.