Buzz House: The Movie (2024) Movie Script
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DO NOT ENTER
Cousin, if you hit,
give him a concussion, not like this!
Go on...
- I want to scare the fish.
- Can't you hear?
- Is this one of yours?
- Don't think so. It must be a peasant.
Let's get a drink. I'm thirsty as hell.
- How much he gave you at Beach Please?
- 3,000. How about you?
- Well, for a meal.
- He gave you more?
Are you crazy?
Check out... two chicks!
Maya and Iorga?
One bath and we were five girls
in that corridor!
I hope tonight we no longer eat
pork chops. I'll actually throw up!
I'm very picky with food!
Good day, man? Did you catch anything?
- How dubious! Man!
- Stay like a fool in the boat!
- Iorga is mine, dibs!
- Dude, are you crazy? I saw her first!
- Those are women, what?
- She gave me "follow", don't push it!
She gave me seven likes
one after the other!
- So what?
- Nothing, but she's coming.
I ain't got no net, girl,
my story doesn't upload at all!
Here. Here's your suitcase.
You take Iorga...
She follows you... She's in the video...
- I'll take Maya.
- Hello!
- So we are the secret competitors! Cool!
- Very cool! I'm going home!
Maya, come see how beautifully I unpacked!
Hey, guys! We're at the house.
Everything looks super creepy...
I don't have the signal to post,
we are waiting for the team
with the internet...
- Take a picture of me and the plants.
- Get away!
Did they bring you here too?
I thought Selly brought just me.
Good joke, you scared me...
You can give me that back now.
Hey! You don't know who I am. I'm Handy.
The right hand of Selly.
I make the rules here.
Enough! It costs a lot of money.
Give it to me!
No, he's crazy. Hey!
I'll post this video when we get internet.
Until then, remain in suspense.
They wouldn't have a couple of champagnes?
- I don't drink in front of everyone!
- No, honey, just you and me!
I'll go unpack, to film a little.
ONE MONTH EARLIER
Yeah, of course. Yes!
Absolutely! Good, we got a deal. Thanks.
- Bye, bye, bye!
- Hi.
In terms of location...
- Did you get those?
- Yes, yes.
...three sites. The first has...
- The cheapest one.
- It's a bit dodgy.
- Iorga!
- Hello, yes? Iorga Media Network.
Iorga, Media, how?
- Talk to me, boss.
- Kisses!
Confirm about the Buzz House!
I was scared,
you're the most important one.
Without you, they'll curse me.
I'll look in the calendar right away.
Mom! I'm not coming
at the Vorone monastery.
Selly called me into Buzz House!
Light me a candle!
Yes.
I looked at the calendar,
it's super busy, but I'll make time.
Great. Tell me what else you'd like
in this edition.
I want you to feel super OK.
- You know who I don't want to come.
- I'm not getting Iorga.
- Seven thousand.
- I don't have 7,000. How about 5,000?
You're naughty. 5,000?
Okay, come on, 6,000,
It's too much, Iorga!
7,000! The woman gave you nice prices
and you're picky?
- Hang up!
- OK! 7,000 it is.
There would be another person.
- Hello!
- Kisses, Helicopter, how are you?
I'm here at the three-star McGrand.
It won't happen like last year.
You burned me once, that's it!
This year 5,000 euros.
I can't. I'm not paying Iorga that much.
Too much!
Stop, I know you too well.
You eat so much caviar
you're like a beluga!
I eat mash potatoes
that it's like concrete!
Come on, what else? 5,000 last call!
4,000 and you give me stories
at Beach Please.
Hey, Selly, if you send the money
using BTPay to see them on the app,
I have the key ready, I'm out of here.
Well, yes, Ticu.
Let me know what we eat this season.
You know I'm super picky.
And who else is coming?
Well, frankly,
the others are not reliable.
That's why I called you first.
I know who I rely on.
You'll make that top content
that I need the most this edition.
- I know.
- I know.
I know. I am the sweetness
that cheers up your morning.
In Buzz House there's fun and trouble,
but nevertheless, time is money.
That's right, Vlad. You're right.
So, 350 euros, right?
Kisses, my brother, how could I not?
25,000.
Whoa! Are you crazy?
That much I pay 40 production people!
- I was thinking at 7,000-8,000.
- 15,000.
- How about 12,000?
- 15,000!
- 13,000.
- All right, man, 20.
OK, Petre. 15,000. You're good, you win,
you're a great negotiator, 15,000.
- All right, man! 25,000, 125,000...
- Fuck you!
Can you hear me?
Fucking moron!
Come on, 15,000, please, Petre.
- Please.
- All right, mate!
And not only Iorga is coming!
Morga is coming too.
Yes, but there are 13 competitors.
It's not a lot?
No. Listen to this. We'll send four first,
surprise competitors.
Something happened there?
I talked to the accommodation.
Some people disappeared a while ago.
You can only get there by boat...
Top! Cheap and has a story too!
I like it! Handy, listen to me.
You have to go buy that creepy mask.
Episode one is "murder mystery".
Stick this phone in rice. To work!
It'll be the sickest season ever.
I'm sure that through the Bucegi Mountains
are tunnels, underneath.
And they are connected all over Europe!
Hey, forget that!
Is the Earth flat, like they say online?
You have destroyed me mentally
with this talk. I'll get some air.
It's flat, man, 100 percent.
If it was round, you'd have round soles.
Ask Albert, Albert's good at this.
If it was flat,
how come the Moon is round?
- How's the Earth?
- What's his deal with the Moon?
Ain't the light bulb round,
the table flat? Which lights up our table?
Hey, Petre!
If you dig 100 meters,
you fall off the map like in Minecraft.
We're all computerized anyway.
Are you crazy?
Petre, are you drunk? Listen to me.
If the river goes downstream,
it's not round, what is it?
How to be flat? You're drunk!
I'm gonna put this bottle on the table.
The Earth is round?
It's flat! If I put the bottle
on the table, it sits straight here!
The bottle's gone downhill,
down your neck.
Your brother tells you it's round!
Guys, my room looks great,
but I'm already getting a bad vibe.
Two boys, no names, but they hit on me.
I don't want to go to stay
with Berechet and Petre tefan.
What?
Check it out. If it was round,
it was going downhill.
- Isn't it going downhill?
- So?
The table is flat and the bottle is round.
Crazy! The table is flat!
If it's flat,
how do you drive off the ramp? Shut up...
- What's that sound?
- What?
Do you know how expensive these were?
They were also for a giveaway!
Help! He's trying to kill me!
German Shepherd on two legs, man!
Whose are you?
Dude, you're messing with my chick?
Are you crazy?
There's a killer in here...
I need to defend myself...
Out!
Wait, I'm kidding! He hit my new tattoo!
No, man!
Guys! All my makeup fell off!
The Bluetooth device is ready to pair.
- You broke your mirror!
- It's on your side! Be careful.
- But do you have heat in this junk?
- Didn't it have heat?
Your hands. And the other one...
At your legs too?
That's this year's price.
Well, good for them.
I've arrived, I have to call production.
Bye-bye.
- Hi.
- Hello!
- Hello!
- Hey.
Three menus in two minutes
and ten seconds.
- Decent.
- Yes.
If we get this challenge in the final,
about eating, I'll win.
- Hello!
- Hey!
Princess Cezara is here!
- If I spit further, you swim?
- Go!
- Bring it to your mouth?
- No.
Guys, someone helps us with the luggage?
Leave them there, I'm coming!
Personally. Don't touch them!
Spit!
God help us!
Use the knees.
Three-two-one like NASA.
Go!
What a majestic landscape!
- Hello!
- Hi.
Damn it!
- What's wrong?
- Stalling. Out of aerodynamics.
- How come?
- I broke the other one in the woods.
The car was asymmetrical,
is wasn't pulling properly!
It makes no sense.
Hey, vlogger, this is street physics,
you don't learn with the camera!
Mind your business.
- What now? Are we filming on the pier?
- No, we wait for everyone, then leave.
If you want to use the bathroom, go,
there won't be time.
You know what rhymes with "see"?
"I'll pee." You're good at something.
Kisses! Hey, hi.
I arrived early, but I've been waiting
so I don't look desperate.
Is that the bathroom? I want to go too.
- Do you?
- Yes.
It's five lei.
OK.
- For you, ten hundred.
- Why, this one paid five.
VIP prices for you, princess!
Mickey Mouse warms up the seat.
- Are you kids with the show?
- Yes, we are!
Come on, babies! Boarding!
Cezara, leave the bags,
I'll take care of it!
Cheers!
Vlad, help me, be a gentleman!
Cezara, you're an independent woman!
Go, girls!
This one's kicking, biting, careful!
This Chihuahua is dangerous as hell!
Listen to them!
Let's go.
- Wait! Drcea?
- What, it sinks if I come?
Wait, man!
- We haven't got all day!
- Don't leave without me!
You put the ruler on the screen?
Listen to this.
Great, David!
Something for jail time?
Shut up for a minute, please.
Not answering? We got on the boat,
we'll be there in 20 minutes, okay?
Cameras! We film
the contestants' entrance!
We haven't left, the van broke down.
It's Saturday, nobody's working.
We'll come Monday morning.
Well, how can you be so incompetent? How?
Hey, shut up! Shut up for a second!
Hey, listen! Can you hear me?
Hello!
- Do you hear me? Hello!
- Hello?
Hello?
My Ball Pool froze, man.
I was wondering what you were doing,
you have to move the king?
You're playing something else?
Look, it disappeared too,
I had that maiden up there. Oh, man!
No signal.
We don't have long to the cabin?
You don't have long.
- Don't you have any dice?
- In my luggage.
Let's get our bearings.
- This cabin business is worthing?
- Hell no.
It's not! I've worked all my life.
I've painted all the Spain.
My team? Ninety-three people, man!
I carried so many sacks! And for what?
I made a house,
I said to be nice, secluded, stuff...
Quiet, nobody's bothering me,
no one gets there, and...
I don't have any tourists. When they come,
they mock. They mess everything.
Who fixes it? Uncle Mitic.
That's life, man.
- I lost everything.
- How many pounds would a swan weigh?
How do you get ideas for your songs?
- There's only one idea in this song.
- OK.
That idea is that the ideal partner
awakens in me her essential behavior.
- What?
- I can be whatever you want me to be.
- I mean, I can do whatever you want.
- What?
Let him have his fun.
She's falling for it anyway.
Want me to teach you?
Guys! Well, nobody saw
that I'm missing a bag?
If you didn't let me carry them...
God, really, this yard and garden...
I remember
of my grandmother's childhood backyard
and how I was helping her
to get water from the well.
Poor thing, she didn't have a hand,
and I was her right-hand.
You're not at Cheaters,
go after your grandma!
My God! His grandmother's dead!
- That was the whole point.
- Relax.
She probably has a childhood trauma.
Thank you.
Well, you see, because of you, man,
I forgot a suitcase!
Man, I can't hear myself think with you!
- You've got the whole wardrobe.
- The Nun is talking!
- What?
- I wouldn't allow it.
Wait, wait, wait!
- Enough! Stop!
- Wait a minute, you might burst a vein!
You're all red, Ticu!
The blood pressure is no joke!
- If you talk again, I'll cut your money!
- We're just kidding!
So we look for another presenter?
Stop it, you want to boil me
in cold water?
- It's a joke, man!
- Jokes? Come on, hurry up!
He's no fun! He made me so sad!
I'll give you sneakers.
Let's not dirty the floor.
Handy!
Handy!
Handy?
Handy?
- Good evening, honey. Welcome.
- Good evening. You scared me!
Hey, Ducky, what's up?
Have you finished cleaning?
- Spotless!
- Great.
And those supposed to arrive yesterday?
- Who was supposed to come yesterday?
- From production.
I made meat pie, it's very good.
- Help yourself, please.
- Thanks.
Please, take it, it's good.
That's it, honey. Good girl.
- Come on.
- No, thank you.
No? Come on, please, take one!
It's very fresh!
- No thanks, I'm driving, I can't.
- Please.
- No, thank you.
- Please, I made them today!
Here, here! It's very good.
Come on!
Take one. There you go.
There you go, honey.
So...
Look who's hungry!
That's it, doll!
Great! Come on, you too!
That's it! Good boy!
Man, it's great!
There were supposed
to be four people here.
They've gone in the woods, walking.
Be good, children.
And watch out for the Chipru.
- What's a Chipru?
- Well, it was an old habit!
One dressed in a Chipru costume
and put on his mask and danced like hell.
Gathered the evil spirits,
carried them from the village.
Picked them up
and left them into the woods.
Sometimes, he didn't come back either.
People saw him through the forest dancing.
Come on, stop scaring the kids.
It was a tradition, but it's over, done.
Tourists came...
There's one selling masks on the internet.
- I'll take you to him.
- Folklore is dead.
Really? My goodness,
and it was so young, it was so little!
They didn't leave us the keys?
- These keys?
- He's good. You know anything with cards?
- That was your card?
- How is he doing that?
- Come on!
- That's talent!
- How does he do it?
- He's using his hands, did you see that?
- No.
- That's why they die sooner!
- He'll be big, man!
- Men, what can you do?
Handy!
Handy!
Where are they?
- Why can't I use your micellar water?
- I'm not giving you!
Why you didn't bring your own?
It's not for sensitive complexion.
I got a rash.
You have a rash from stress.
No one can stand you,
you came to annoy me.
- You're mean!
- Oh, God, I'm so mean!
- Sorry, are you looking for something?
- Yes.
I thought maybe your luggage is here.
I'll use the bathroom, don't get mad.
David, can't you see I'm actually here?
Are you blind? God forbid!
What are you looking for?
"Learn with success" Publishing.
You're taking the SATs again?
No, crazy.
I learned something from my brother.
At a new accommodation,
first investigate the area.
What?
- Before us people have stayed here.
- So...
Well, people always lose or hide things.
In Costineti I found 50 lei.
You know how good it was?
- Go ahead.
- Really?
Besides what Selly gives us
another 10-20 lei are bad?
Why check the books?
Yo, bro, here as you can see
it's more rustic, more secluded...
Maybe they take the books,
cut them out and put in them,
I don't know, money, necklaces, bars...
Maybe!
Check the top shelf, me, the bottom one.
I smell them better.
Occupied!
Handy!
Petre! Berechet!
Maya!
These guys are pranking me now!
Handy!
Handy!
What does this picture say?
Not what it says
because it doesn't have a mouth to talk.
A dirty peasant goes to beat him.
But why don't you like wagons?
They look romantic to me.
- Wagons?
- Wagons.
Just imagine,
but just hypothetically, you know?
To take the horses to Budeasa.
Sunflower seeds, a can of beer...
Say to the horse, "Go, Mirela".
Take her, water her,
take her to the pond,
she's hot from the ride!
- Listening?
- Go away!
You don't like animals anymore,
you're only 4 x 4,
only three liters Diesel...
Hey, check this out!
Money?
Money...
That old geezer is going to make us pay!
Where's Selly? Selly!
Yo, Ticu, what's up, man?
I'll be damned, my heart's racing!
What? You did this?
What's with him?
Stupid! They'll see you.
You put the suit on when we're filming!
Yeah, super creepy.
Tell me where they are!
Stop!
You want money? I have!
I'll give you my watch!
I'm putting you on Sweet, little lies!
Singing at Beach Please!
Stop! Do you have a child?
Happy birthday to your son!
Wait, man!
I'll give you tickets to Beach Please!
A VIP pass!
Please, I'll put you on stage to sing!
Let me live!
- I'm suffocating, open a window!
- You're white like the ghost of Medgidia.
- Let me tell you, it's good!
- I know a good one too.
I don't want to hear about Chipru.
Did that old bitch scare you?
Is that a horror story?
Listen about the ghost of Medgidia!
The one with fake boobs
and now is the flat ghost?
She comes the night
and she does this to girls!
We got Scarlet the healer here.
- She'll protect us.
- Stop it! That spirits are no joke.
- Are you afraid?
- Where is Adrian?
Why are you asking me?
- I didn't see him anymore.
- You called?
Hey! What's that?
Ticu, if you find anything,
we should split it.
- It's a phone.
- Shut up!
Costi, you're a mess.
Don't look like that, it's not so serious.
I've been around the house...
There's nothing to hide from you.
I wanted you not to worry...
I wanted to find out first more details.
But here, if you want...
- Are you scared?
- David, you know I scare easily.
No, sorry.
- Cezara sent you? You know what she did?
- Oh, no, bro!
All the bathrooms are occupied.
Can you turn around now, please?
- Cool. Who did you write it for?
- Thanks for asking.
Well...
For Scarlet, but...
I'm a little afraid of her,
she looks like Raven from Teen Titans
and is about to make
Azrath Metrion Zintos!
Or Cezara looks like a Shar-Pei.
- Yeah, I say leave it like that.
- Yeah, I'll think about it.
What are you doing? Going number two?
You want me to get toilet paper?
I'll get it for you,
you don't have to use that reed!
- Come on!
- How can I come? I'm ashamed!
- Help!
- OK.
Hey, leave my friend alone!
Vlad!
Hang in there a little longer,
I'm going to get help!
- Brother, be a man!
- Vlad! Help me!
- Come on, you can do it!
- Vlad!
Hey, punk! Leave him alone! Are you crazy?
You stupid...
You coward! You want ice?
Now I'll tell you!
You silly boy!
I said leave me alone! You're an ugly!
Hey! I told you to leave me alone!
You big lug! You're an asshole!
I'll never be friends with you!
- Did you put Maya on your phone?
- Yeah, right.
Vlad!
Scarlet!
Vlad!
Scarlet! Can you hear me?
I'm tied to a tree!
- That's a prank, Selly original!
- True.
- Vlad, can you hear me?
- The blondie bled all over the house.
I'm here!
- What?
- There's blood on that painting.
- Which painting?
- Yours, with peasants.
Help me! Please, help me!
- We'll work it out.
- I'm tied to a tree!
A guy dressed as a super fuzzy cover
killed David!
- Come on, let's go.
- Whoa!
Killed David? How is he alive?
I'm surprised since I first saw him...
What are you doing?
If you're not lying,
how come you're alive?
I have no idea!
But come to my rescue
before he comes back!
- He's lying.
- Well, I'm going alone.
- What if it's not a prank?
- I sense something's wrong.
I feel something too, but it's okay.
I'm going to...
Yes! Take it from me and drive it!
- It's girls' night?
- Mani-pedi? What are you waiting?
Oh, man, I was going! Wait for me.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Take this, just in case.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey, man!
Hey!
Come on, Ticu, come on!
- What do we do now?
- You go that way and I'll go this way.
Maybe I come with you,
this one can handle it.
- Really, are you gonna leave me alone?
- Hey! I'm going alone!
What's with him?
Maybe he likes woods. Good luck out there!
What's this?
Fool, that's not for your armpit!
- Man, it stings, may Natasha die!
- God forbid!
- Is this one a mouth spray?
- Yeah.
Guys, come on, please! Faster! Help me!
Man, Selly Media,
what a production, a real Tarantino!
- Are you cold?
- If I knew, I'd rather stay home.
- The sucker's really tied up!
- It's tied up...
What did you think? Cut it, please!
- With what?
- Didn't you bring a knife?
- What knife, man?
- To cut this, I told you I was tied up!
- Haven't you thought about it?
- Excuse me, I didn't realize.
Why didn't you shout?
"Help, save me!
Bring a knife, by the way!"
Well, is tied with a bow.
What an idiot ties a man up with a bow?
But you didn't see?
But forgive me,
afraid of dying, I didn't see a bow there!
So he killed David Ioan and left you alive
as it were, right? Why?
Sorry, guys, I made a deal with him
and he lets me live.
You won't live, but... I sold you out.
Dude, for real?
It's real, spray him!
Spray him in the eye!
- I hit him between the eyes!
- For your armpit!
I brought you two,
what more do you want from me?
Go get 'em!
- What?
- I have water on my knee.
Give me a sip.
He's behind?
Yeah, he is.
Hey, wait a minute.
What do you do when the bear chases you?
- Die, you're dead!
- You're going up the tree!
Where to climb, stupid?
Hey, get up in the tree
when the bear chases you!
The bear climbs better than you
in the tree!
Yeah, right, but that's not a bear!
Push me till my head pops out!
Man, what a view!
Come on, up!
- The tree beneath you has rotted.
- I hold it from Bucharest!
- Hey, stop that! Wait, let's talk!
- This is a man to talk to?
- He deserves nothing!
- Wait a minute.
Every problem is solved
with communication.
Have you ever seen a therapist?
Look at that. What are you doing?
Look, man, look!
The fool wants to climb. Get out of here!
Stop offending him,
let's try to understand him.
What's to talk? He's a madman
with an axe and a mask!
How did it get that way?
Maybe he has childhood trauma.
Hey! What, your mom didn't love you?
Did your dad beat you?
- Your daddy's gone for milk for good?
- That's my dad, not his.
You know what? I think with women...
Say, your girl appeared on C heaters?
Just between us,
you haven't had many pussies?
Maybe he's mad at us with the Internet...
Did someone give you a like? Ever?
Why are we making excuses for him?
Maybe he's just a nutcase who kills.
Really, Uncle?
Your joy is to kill with the axe, right?
Why didn't you say so, Fram?
We'll get it done faster, may Natasha die!
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Come on, man.
- You're killing us!
- Look where it landed!
Go after it! Let's see
if you can find it now. Look at him!
If he throws it again, we're dead!
Wait till you see what I'll do to him.
- What?
- You'll see.
Uncle, have I cooled you down?
Cool him big time!
We are in danger, I feel it!
These are Selly's pranks.
Did you really fell for it?
- They'll be back!
- We go after the boys.
You're on.
- I hope we don't get lost.
- Nobody attacks us...
It doesn't rain on the eyelashes...
They should write "Push".
- The killer!
- He took Selly's jacket!
- Hey! Wait a minute, what's wrong?
- He's got blood on his hands!
Stop being stupid!
It's Adrian! Where have you been?
- I've been well!
- Cut the crap and say it!
I'll go calm the girls down.
Dude, is that you?
This your size?
You can be my prince,
who am I to stand in the way?
And that pink that you like?
It's enough for you? Look here, it's full.
- Listen! Scarlet!
- Yes!
- Where are Iorga and Erica?
- Didn't come with us.
Well, so Adrian is the killer, right?
Stop being paranoid.
Adrian is not the killer, calm down.
No, I say we call the police, bro.
It's not OK.
No signal, Cezara.
What if we don't get a signal?
Let's take the boat.
What boat, Cezara? Uncle Mitic's gone!
Calm down. There's no need to panic.
- I have a brilliant idea.
- Go!
I found the thing that will save us.
Cezara's saving you.
Well, if it wasn't me... Lucky you!
Shut up, Cezara!
You're super fun. I'll hang around.
I loves these arms,
that used to take care of that guy.
- You can build empires with these hands!
- Yeah.
- Costi and Drcea are here.
- Damn! Couldn't you wait a little?
You love this front door?
Don't you have a back door too...
Whose are you, man?
Hey, can't you tell whose you are?
May Nae's daughter die, I'll kill you!
Spit me in my mouth
if your parents will not cry!
Boy, you don't talk?
Are you being mysterious? You're on DND?
Damn him! Forget all these fools!
- I pick on every sucker in the forest!
- What, are you afraid?
Me, a boss, to pick on pricks?
- He was standing there.
- And you got me into the house!
- Are you a man or what...
- What, you think I'm afraid?
He's gonna kill me in front of you!
- I'll go!
- Wait a minute!
Home, in Budeasa, at the disco,
they lay in front of me, like a rug!
- Afraid of him? I'll go mess him up!
- Let's see!
Hell! Talk to that guy? He doesn't
say anything, I'm way above him!
To talk with the fools?
Get over here!
Your mother pays
for that college for a reason!
Come on, wake up, or he'll kill us!
He didn't hit that hard!
You fall from one hit?
Costi's calling you at Synthetic!
They're here to collect the debts!
If that didn't work, he's dead!
Come on, he's coming! Get up! Come on!
Come on, man! Hey, get up!
He's killing us! Come on! Come on, man!
Hey, wake up!
Get up, this one's coming, come on!
Iorga! Help!
I'm coming. The knife is messing with me!
- He wants to kill you!
- Run!
- In here!
- No, into the woods!
No!
- What now? We can't stay here.
- Well, it's OK for now.
We'll see in the morning.
- If we get out of this alive.
- Don't start!
Hey! Get up!
- Can't you hear?
- Five minutes, Mom!
I'm not your mother!
Man, may Natasha die!
Where is he?
- Man! Where are we, cousin?
- I don't know. What's all this stuff?
Let's get out of here!
- Where the hell is he?
- Maybe he left for good, like my dad.
Tough!
- What are you doing?
- Sunscreen, bro. SPF50.
Yeah, it's sunny now! Are you kidding?
But it doesn't matter that it's snowing,
raining, or it's sunny,
I need protected and hydrated skin.
Yeah, that's what's important,
not that you threw all our booze
in that one!
- Hey, did you laugh?
- I laughed.
My hands and feet went numb,
I'm not sitting in this tree!
I'm starting to like it here.
I'll make a tree house...
Only in the tree you can get one anyway!
Hey, run!
Run!
How did they do pools, just with sticks?
Debt? Haven't I paid it all?
Didn't I pay the people? She told me.
Damn you too!
Ticane, are you alive?
Wait. Do you have anything in your pocket
or are you glad to see me?
I'm fond of you, too. Can't you see?
Hey! Do I have a debt to you?
Yeah. You said you were looking for me
to pay me.
Yeah, well, I knew that. But you see, I'm...
I'm a bit overwhelmed. Where is Drcea?
Well, God forgive him. The girls?
The girls...
I don't know, I've been sunbathing.
He hit me in my head with the door...
- With the door?
- Wait a minute, I didn't see it!
Face to face, I would have killed him!
You think I'm a fool?
I figured it out on the spot.
Something's going on!
- Is that Selly's jacket?
- Yeah, let me tell you.
He's dead or did you put something
at Beach Please?
He's soaked to death!
But let me tell you! So...
I could tell that something was rotten.
And not these tangerines on the shelf.
Then on the ground,
one of those expensive phones.
The cop instinct kicked in.
If I wasn't on a mission, I'd pawn it.
Vodka and cola? Nice, he loves life!
I've checked the action area.
I looked on the ground and I found blood.
Not like the one on the phone.
Low pH...
Nutrition based mostly on pork...
- How did you know? Did you taste it?
- Are you stupid?
It doesn't have enough homoglin,
I saw it.
- Man, he hit you, he didn't joke!
- Stop it.
And I went...
and I found Selly.
Kind of dead.
If only I'd been a little earlier...
- You couldn't help it!
- You realize I tried to resuscitate him...
I was in shock.
I also said prayers...
God, help me to sell them quick, God!
The Christian way.
And I said:
Lord, why did You take this boy?
Come on, man, with your little eyes!
You should have taken me.
A peasant from Budeasa!
You're welcome!
You take the leader of a generation?
True, but...
Come on, man, to take everything off him?
You want for God to forget them there?
So you stole from the dead?
It's bad, huh? Shall I take them back?
Well, roll them, come on!
- It did that!
- No, man!
What's the difference? I've done that.
What are you doing? All?
- Yeah.
- All of them?
- All.
- Roll them!
- 4-3.
- Jinx!
Way to go, Ticane. Great.
- You'll see.
- Enjoy!
Excuse this one, man!
- Put it on. Let's put it in front.
- It's too big for me.
Do you know how expensive it is?
- The big one, right?
- Yeah.
- Let's see who will enjoy it.
- Come on, I could really use it!
Check this out, here.
- These with X on them are dead.
- But why is it square at Drcea?
The drunkard tells the bartender:
"That's not a bear, that's my wife!"
Difficult crowd... OK...
Let's hear it from the people of Moldova.
Who's from Moldova?
OK, anyone from Moldova?
Married people in the room?
Let's hear it!
OK... A man was riding a horse
and at some point he fell,
but do you know why?
The horse ended!
Okay, so we're still alive.
Why doesn't Adrian have an X?
He forget to kill him?
But in what order did he kill them?
- What are you doing?
- What if that's the order?
Nobody else is dying!
Hey! Hey, come here.
This must be a boat.
We're stupid!
We're rolling them for 100 or 200?
- Selly's apartment!
- You're right. I'll bet the car.
That junk is hit on all sides,
it was all over the news! Something else!
- It's good at field work!
- I can't use it!
- His parents' apartment from Craiova!
- Yeah, right.
All the land in the Budeasa meadow
and grandma's tomato seedlings.
All of them, may Nae die!
All the junk I've collected in my backyard
in Medgidia, may Natasha die!
- Selly's YouTube account.
- Well, where did you get it?
Don't we have a phone here?
We go to him, to the dead man,
you're holding these eyelids
to see his little eyes,
I stick the phone in his mouth, FaceID,
we log in but we need the password!
Take it from those publishers,
I have the key...
Come on, man, we give them 200.
What 200? Are you in construction?
One hundred, they thank us and that's it!
- Well, 50 lei will be enough.
- Come on, let's roll!
- Can you believe he's dead?
- Well, no, not at all!
Seriously, that was our brother!
He didn't pay us all the time,
but he was our brother, he had a soul...
- Good!
- OK, yeah.
- An OK soul. We had a job because of him...
- Isn't good now, taking all his stuff?
We'll put two stories at Beach Please,
post mortem, that it was his death anyway!
- God forbid, in this context.
- Yeah.
For him, and for my brother Drcea,
my real brother, man!
Rest his soul!
Are you ready for battle, my braves?
So when we catch him,
what do we do to the sucker?
Well... Rock... Do you have any objections?
Man, I didn't think of that!
Let's go.
I'll see who it is.
Iorga! Give me your hand! Help me!
Help me...
You fell like a fool.
At least say if you dug more holes.
So we fell both in it like fools. At least
I have an excuse, I didn't know.
You know,
"He who digs another man's grave..."
How many are still alive?
Too many, man, I had expectation of you!
Hey! Wait! Wait a minute! What's wrong?
Man, you're like a crazy person!
Hang on a minute!
Stop! If you kill me,
how are you getting out of here?
Question.
I have an offer you can't refuse.
I'll help you out and you kill me later,
you can find me here. Deal?
That's what I want to hear.
Throw that, come up.
Come on up!
Something to eat? You keep me on a diet.
You've got a crush on me.
Wait a minute, I was just kidding!
Something to drink?
Not to find me dehydrated tomorrow here!
Got it! Save me for later.
When there's no one left to kill
you come to me!
Let's see who takes all this!
- It's 6-4.
- Almost! Let me see you now!
Are you tearing down the house?
The one from Medgidia.
- Tear it. I'll bet the one in Budeasa.
- Come on, let's see. 6-5.
I leave mom and dad on the streets.
- It's 5-2.
- We have nothing left to play on.
- Maybe for a punch in the shoulder?
- On flicks in the back of the head!
- We play on her clothes?
- Come here, easy...
I know how to escape.
You are my escape!
It's an inflatable boat,
in the killer's shack!
Well, come on! Let's get it!
Look at this guy!
What? I'll hit in all directions!
Take that...
- I found this beauty too!
- It suits you!
You know that game? No shit!
Rock, paper, scissors?
At my place, in Budeasa,
based on what we've seen
at the bar, the disco,
calls it "axe, club, pitchfork".
And it's like this.
The axe beats the club,
the club beats the pitchfork,
which beats the axe.
Dude, look at me!
If 100 times we fight
and I have a pitchfork, you have an axe,
your bells don't ring at church 100 times!
- What weapon does the killer have?
- Axe.
- What weapon do I have?
- Pitchfork.
He's toast!
This is the worst season.
- At least we're in the final.
- Maybe we win!
- So we have to inflate the boat.
- Get her!
Pretend it's a blow-up doll
and they catch you!
How did you know?
- Costi, blow that up!
- Blow it, too!
Yes!
- Wait a minute.
- Wait, man!
Let go of me. Hey!
A door in my head can stop me?
How many fence posts I got in my head!
Bro, seriously?
I've been blowing this since morning!
Give it to him!
Hit him, get ready for CMU.
Help!
Help, someone wants to kill us!
Uncle! Over here!
- Damn you, you ugly thing!
- Hey!
Hey! Come here,
there's a boat coming for us!
Ticule, a boat! Let's go!
- Are you slamming the door on me?
- End him...
Wipe yourself.
- Come on!
- Come!
Come on, uncle, come here!
A little adrenaline
I want to see from you!
That one's up.
I'm staying to die with him.
I can't leave you alone.
That guy is shady. What if they're
hand in hand? Go with Iorga.
Okay, man.
I'll bring help.
Here, nephew.
Can you catch it?
I'm not waiting you! He's gonna kill us!
- Come on, he's gonna kill us.
- Come on!
Footwork! Yes!
Yes!
What do we do? We leave, or...
Come on, Ticu! That's it, man!
Yes, Ticu, yes! Hit him, man!
It was you?
- Why kill us?
- Why did you destroy my house?
My life's work, you mocked it.
I've built a cabin,
I've worked all my life for this.
No tourists come, no one comes.
Well, who's gonna come here,
with no internet, no signal, nothing?
But doesn't it say this on the website?
It says on the website,
but it's better no water than no net!
Wait a minute, Iorga told me
that you fought with the masked man.
Yeah, that's my wife, man.
We fight like this all the time.
What did they do to you?
What did they do to you, honey?
Come on! Come on, hold on to me!
- So you two killed our friends.
- Yes.
- We're becoming friends too fast.
- What "wait"?
- Ticane!
- They got me again.
- Do you have a phone? Call the police.
- I don't believe in phones.
Ticane!
Ticu!
Ticane, please!
Ticky!
Ticane!
Get up, Ticane!
Ticane!
Well, he didn't want to die of old age.
That's how he wanted to die.
How do you know?
He wanted to die in a bar fight
to make a statue of him.
He gave nicely the last rose to you,
may Natasha die!
Come on, kids!
Come on, I'm waiting for you!
Let's get there this week! Faster!
- Hold it!
- Hello, ma'am! Our salvation!
Our salvation, man, our salvation!
What we've been through,
only torments, may Natasha die!
- Come on!
- Yes, we're coming, thank you!
May the fleas eat you!
- Can I help?
- Stop fussing, sit quietly in the boat!
Hello!
Our champion!
- I'll leave you here and disappear.
- Are you some mystical fisherman or what?
No, but I don't have a fishing license.
If the cops come, it sucks.
The phone to call the police! I won't run!
There really is a Chipru!
He also had a hatchet...
An axe, man!
- A hatchet, man!
- He had both.
It was a hatchet.
Come on, I've got one inside.
A phone.
The police is coming
and we're going home. I had enough.
- I wish that headstrong guy was with us.
- He's cold in the woods now.
But the kiss was warm.
I'll kill you! I'll murder you!
- Iorga, wait!
- She's trying to kill us! Why, woman?
That's her top speed anyway.
- I'll kill you!
- Put that axe down, bitch!
Where's Mitic? What have you done to him?
So Mitic's the killer?
Didn't you realize, man,
he works with his crazy wife?
You stuck the knife in me...
Come on, three-two-one, now!
- How beautiful you are!
- I'll kill you!
- The key.
- I'll kill you!
- Not the Porsche?
- Come on, take this!
- It doesn't start! It's not starting!
- Come on! It will start!
- Come on, it will start! Now!
- It doesn't!
The Bluetooth device is connected.
May Natasha die!
Internal bleeding
following abdominal injuries.
All right, she's dead.
Let's get something to eat.
- Fine.
- I thought she was on our side.
She said she was going to get the phone
and came back with an axe.
Yes, and we ran,
we got in the car and we drove away.
But when we left,
this car has the gear shift on England.
I backed out, it went ahead.
When we moved forward,
we ran her over unintentionally.
- And then, something else happened?
- After that, no, you came.
- There was a murderer.
- He killed all our friends with a hatchet!
- A what?
- An axe!
- And he had a big fur coat on, a mask...
- What color was the mask?
What does it matter?
What's that got to do with it?
Fill this in, I'm going to investigate!
He's hard headed, may Natasha die!
Costi, I have a feeling
we forgot something.
I won't forget all my life
what happened in those 24 hours.
I don't know why I have this feeling.
I'm sure.
Did everyone die?
Why did this whole thing happen?
And why call them "pancakes"
if they're not in a pan?
40 DAYS LATER
My beautiful!
The most versatile boy I've ever known!
Why did I leave you there?
- Are you friends with Adrian?
- Good ones! We'll hold his flag high!
I'm Balls,
from the bar here in the village.
- He was always coming over.
- I think you had a lot of fun.
Yes... So much fun!
Listen...
Since you said you were holding his flag.
He had 1,500 lei in debt in our notebook.
He broke my camera, he owes me 2,000.
And he took my cement mixer
and never came back!
- What now?
- Child support, we have two kids!
Stupid! With me he has three! Get in line!
Hello, father.
- Hello.
- Hello.
- I am the mayor of Budeasa.
- Hello. Finally, a rational gentleman.
- You'll give him the key to the village?
- I'd rather take the key.
From the car.
That he never paid tax on that junk.
- You sure he broke it?
- I have evidence.
- He took my cement mixer!
- You didn't used the parking brake.
- And my pension?
- Are these his kids? Are they really his?
They are big! Were you together since 12?
Did you wean him? At what age?
He doesn't look like him! Is this his?
Scrap this, I don't know what to do.
They don't look alike!
And that with the machine,
he wasn't a player. He never gambled!
Adrian, what have you done to us?
You're gonna ruin us, Adrian!
DO NOT ENTER
Cousin, if you hit,
give him a concussion, not like this!
Go on...
- I want to scare the fish.
- Can't you hear?
- Is this one of yours?
- Don't think so. It must be a peasant.
Let's get a drink. I'm thirsty as hell.
- How much he gave you at Beach Please?
- 3,000. How about you?
- Well, for a meal.
- He gave you more?
Are you crazy?
Check out... two chicks!
Maya and Iorga?
One bath and we were five girls
in that corridor!
I hope tonight we no longer eat
pork chops. I'll actually throw up!
I'm very picky with food!
Good day, man? Did you catch anything?
- How dubious! Man!
- Stay like a fool in the boat!
- Iorga is mine, dibs!
- Dude, are you crazy? I saw her first!
- Those are women, what?
- She gave me "follow", don't push it!
She gave me seven likes
one after the other!
- So what?
- Nothing, but she's coming.
I ain't got no net, girl,
my story doesn't upload at all!
Here. Here's your suitcase.
You take Iorga...
She follows you... She's in the video...
- I'll take Maya.
- Hello!
- So we are the secret competitors! Cool!
- Very cool! I'm going home!
Maya, come see how beautifully I unpacked!
Hey, guys! We're at the house.
Everything looks super creepy...
I don't have the signal to post,
we are waiting for the team
with the internet...
- Take a picture of me and the plants.
- Get away!
Did they bring you here too?
I thought Selly brought just me.
Good joke, you scared me...
You can give me that back now.
Hey! You don't know who I am. I'm Handy.
The right hand of Selly.
I make the rules here.
Enough! It costs a lot of money.
Give it to me!
No, he's crazy. Hey!
I'll post this video when we get internet.
Until then, remain in suspense.
They wouldn't have a couple of champagnes?
- I don't drink in front of everyone!
- No, honey, just you and me!
I'll go unpack, to film a little.
ONE MONTH EARLIER
Yeah, of course. Yes!
Absolutely! Good, we got a deal. Thanks.
- Bye, bye, bye!
- Hi.
In terms of location...
- Did you get those?
- Yes, yes.
...three sites. The first has...
- The cheapest one.
- It's a bit dodgy.
- Iorga!
- Hello, yes? Iorga Media Network.
Iorga, Media, how?
- Talk to me, boss.
- Kisses!
Confirm about the Buzz House!
I was scared,
you're the most important one.
Without you, they'll curse me.
I'll look in the calendar right away.
Mom! I'm not coming
at the Vorone monastery.
Selly called me into Buzz House!
Light me a candle!
Yes.
I looked at the calendar,
it's super busy, but I'll make time.
Great. Tell me what else you'd like
in this edition.
I want you to feel super OK.
- You know who I don't want to come.
- I'm not getting Iorga.
- Seven thousand.
- I don't have 7,000. How about 5,000?
You're naughty. 5,000?
Okay, come on, 6,000,
It's too much, Iorga!
7,000! The woman gave you nice prices
and you're picky?
- Hang up!
- OK! 7,000 it is.
There would be another person.
- Hello!
- Kisses, Helicopter, how are you?
I'm here at the three-star McGrand.
It won't happen like last year.
You burned me once, that's it!
This year 5,000 euros.
I can't. I'm not paying Iorga that much.
Too much!
Stop, I know you too well.
You eat so much caviar
you're like a beluga!
I eat mash potatoes
that it's like concrete!
Come on, what else? 5,000 last call!
4,000 and you give me stories
at Beach Please.
Hey, Selly, if you send the money
using BTPay to see them on the app,
I have the key ready, I'm out of here.
Well, yes, Ticu.
Let me know what we eat this season.
You know I'm super picky.
And who else is coming?
Well, frankly,
the others are not reliable.
That's why I called you first.
I know who I rely on.
You'll make that top content
that I need the most this edition.
- I know.
- I know.
I know. I am the sweetness
that cheers up your morning.
In Buzz House there's fun and trouble,
but nevertheless, time is money.
That's right, Vlad. You're right.
So, 350 euros, right?
Kisses, my brother, how could I not?
25,000.
Whoa! Are you crazy?
That much I pay 40 production people!
- I was thinking at 7,000-8,000.
- 15,000.
- How about 12,000?
- 15,000!
- 13,000.
- All right, man, 20.
OK, Petre. 15,000. You're good, you win,
you're a great negotiator, 15,000.
- All right, man! 25,000, 125,000...
- Fuck you!
Can you hear me?
Fucking moron!
Come on, 15,000, please, Petre.
- Please.
- All right, mate!
And not only Iorga is coming!
Morga is coming too.
Yes, but there are 13 competitors.
It's not a lot?
No. Listen to this. We'll send four first,
surprise competitors.
Something happened there?
I talked to the accommodation.
Some people disappeared a while ago.
You can only get there by boat...
Top! Cheap and has a story too!
I like it! Handy, listen to me.
You have to go buy that creepy mask.
Episode one is "murder mystery".
Stick this phone in rice. To work!
It'll be the sickest season ever.
I'm sure that through the Bucegi Mountains
are tunnels, underneath.
And they are connected all over Europe!
Hey, forget that!
Is the Earth flat, like they say online?
You have destroyed me mentally
with this talk. I'll get some air.
It's flat, man, 100 percent.
If it was round, you'd have round soles.
Ask Albert, Albert's good at this.
If it was flat,
how come the Moon is round?
- How's the Earth?
- What's his deal with the Moon?
Ain't the light bulb round,
the table flat? Which lights up our table?
Hey, Petre!
If you dig 100 meters,
you fall off the map like in Minecraft.
We're all computerized anyway.
Are you crazy?
Petre, are you drunk? Listen to me.
If the river goes downstream,
it's not round, what is it?
How to be flat? You're drunk!
I'm gonna put this bottle on the table.
The Earth is round?
It's flat! If I put the bottle
on the table, it sits straight here!
The bottle's gone downhill,
down your neck.
Your brother tells you it's round!
Guys, my room looks great,
but I'm already getting a bad vibe.
Two boys, no names, but they hit on me.
I don't want to go to stay
with Berechet and Petre tefan.
What?
Check it out. If it was round,
it was going downhill.
- Isn't it going downhill?
- So?
The table is flat and the bottle is round.
Crazy! The table is flat!
If it's flat,
how do you drive off the ramp? Shut up...
- What's that sound?
- What?
Do you know how expensive these were?
They were also for a giveaway!
Help! He's trying to kill me!
German Shepherd on two legs, man!
Whose are you?
Dude, you're messing with my chick?
Are you crazy?
There's a killer in here...
I need to defend myself...
Out!
Wait, I'm kidding! He hit my new tattoo!
No, man!
Guys! All my makeup fell off!
The Bluetooth device is ready to pair.
- You broke your mirror!
- It's on your side! Be careful.
- But do you have heat in this junk?
- Didn't it have heat?
Your hands. And the other one...
At your legs too?
That's this year's price.
Well, good for them.
I've arrived, I have to call production.
Bye-bye.
- Hi.
- Hello!
- Hello!
- Hey.
Three menus in two minutes
and ten seconds.
- Decent.
- Yes.
If we get this challenge in the final,
about eating, I'll win.
- Hello!
- Hey!
Princess Cezara is here!
- If I spit further, you swim?
- Go!
- Bring it to your mouth?
- No.
Guys, someone helps us with the luggage?
Leave them there, I'm coming!
Personally. Don't touch them!
Spit!
God help us!
Use the knees.
Three-two-one like NASA.
Go!
What a majestic landscape!
- Hello!
- Hi.
Damn it!
- What's wrong?
- Stalling. Out of aerodynamics.
- How come?
- I broke the other one in the woods.
The car was asymmetrical,
is wasn't pulling properly!
It makes no sense.
Hey, vlogger, this is street physics,
you don't learn with the camera!
Mind your business.
- What now? Are we filming on the pier?
- No, we wait for everyone, then leave.
If you want to use the bathroom, go,
there won't be time.
You know what rhymes with "see"?
"I'll pee." You're good at something.
Kisses! Hey, hi.
I arrived early, but I've been waiting
so I don't look desperate.
Is that the bathroom? I want to go too.
- Do you?
- Yes.
It's five lei.
OK.
- For you, ten hundred.
- Why, this one paid five.
VIP prices for you, princess!
Mickey Mouse warms up the seat.
- Are you kids with the show?
- Yes, we are!
Come on, babies! Boarding!
Cezara, leave the bags,
I'll take care of it!
Cheers!
Vlad, help me, be a gentleman!
Cezara, you're an independent woman!
Go, girls!
This one's kicking, biting, careful!
This Chihuahua is dangerous as hell!
Listen to them!
Let's go.
- Wait! Drcea?
- What, it sinks if I come?
Wait, man!
- We haven't got all day!
- Don't leave without me!
You put the ruler on the screen?
Listen to this.
Great, David!
Something for jail time?
Shut up for a minute, please.
Not answering? We got on the boat,
we'll be there in 20 minutes, okay?
Cameras! We film
the contestants' entrance!
We haven't left, the van broke down.
It's Saturday, nobody's working.
We'll come Monday morning.
Well, how can you be so incompetent? How?
Hey, shut up! Shut up for a second!
Hey, listen! Can you hear me?
Hello!
- Do you hear me? Hello!
- Hello?
Hello?
My Ball Pool froze, man.
I was wondering what you were doing,
you have to move the king?
You're playing something else?
Look, it disappeared too,
I had that maiden up there. Oh, man!
No signal.
We don't have long to the cabin?
You don't have long.
- Don't you have any dice?
- In my luggage.
Let's get our bearings.
- This cabin business is worthing?
- Hell no.
It's not! I've worked all my life.
I've painted all the Spain.
My team? Ninety-three people, man!
I carried so many sacks! And for what?
I made a house,
I said to be nice, secluded, stuff...
Quiet, nobody's bothering me,
no one gets there, and...
I don't have any tourists. When they come,
they mock. They mess everything.
Who fixes it? Uncle Mitic.
That's life, man.
- I lost everything.
- How many pounds would a swan weigh?
How do you get ideas for your songs?
- There's only one idea in this song.
- OK.
That idea is that the ideal partner
awakens in me her essential behavior.
- What?
- I can be whatever you want me to be.
- I mean, I can do whatever you want.
- What?
Let him have his fun.
She's falling for it anyway.
Want me to teach you?
Guys! Well, nobody saw
that I'm missing a bag?
If you didn't let me carry them...
God, really, this yard and garden...
I remember
of my grandmother's childhood backyard
and how I was helping her
to get water from the well.
Poor thing, she didn't have a hand,
and I was her right-hand.
You're not at Cheaters,
go after your grandma!
My God! His grandmother's dead!
- That was the whole point.
- Relax.
She probably has a childhood trauma.
Thank you.
Well, you see, because of you, man,
I forgot a suitcase!
Man, I can't hear myself think with you!
- You've got the whole wardrobe.
- The Nun is talking!
- What?
- I wouldn't allow it.
Wait, wait, wait!
- Enough! Stop!
- Wait a minute, you might burst a vein!
You're all red, Ticu!
The blood pressure is no joke!
- If you talk again, I'll cut your money!
- We're just kidding!
So we look for another presenter?
Stop it, you want to boil me
in cold water?
- It's a joke, man!
- Jokes? Come on, hurry up!
He's no fun! He made me so sad!
I'll give you sneakers.
Let's not dirty the floor.
Handy!
Handy!
Handy?
Handy?
- Good evening, honey. Welcome.
- Good evening. You scared me!
Hey, Ducky, what's up?
Have you finished cleaning?
- Spotless!
- Great.
And those supposed to arrive yesterday?
- Who was supposed to come yesterday?
- From production.
I made meat pie, it's very good.
- Help yourself, please.
- Thanks.
Please, take it, it's good.
That's it, honey. Good girl.
- Come on.
- No, thank you.
No? Come on, please, take one!
It's very fresh!
- No thanks, I'm driving, I can't.
- Please.
- No, thank you.
- Please, I made them today!
Here, here! It's very good.
Come on!
Take one. There you go.
There you go, honey.
So...
Look who's hungry!
That's it, doll!
Great! Come on, you too!
That's it! Good boy!
Man, it's great!
There were supposed
to be four people here.
They've gone in the woods, walking.
Be good, children.
And watch out for the Chipru.
- What's a Chipru?
- Well, it was an old habit!
One dressed in a Chipru costume
and put on his mask and danced like hell.
Gathered the evil spirits,
carried them from the village.
Picked them up
and left them into the woods.
Sometimes, he didn't come back either.
People saw him through the forest dancing.
Come on, stop scaring the kids.
It was a tradition, but it's over, done.
Tourists came...
There's one selling masks on the internet.
- I'll take you to him.
- Folklore is dead.
Really? My goodness,
and it was so young, it was so little!
They didn't leave us the keys?
- These keys?
- He's good. You know anything with cards?
- That was your card?
- How is he doing that?
- Come on!
- That's talent!
- How does he do it?
- He's using his hands, did you see that?
- No.
- That's why they die sooner!
- He'll be big, man!
- Men, what can you do?
Handy!
Handy!
Where are they?
- Why can't I use your micellar water?
- I'm not giving you!
Why you didn't bring your own?
It's not for sensitive complexion.
I got a rash.
You have a rash from stress.
No one can stand you,
you came to annoy me.
- You're mean!
- Oh, God, I'm so mean!
- Sorry, are you looking for something?
- Yes.
I thought maybe your luggage is here.
I'll use the bathroom, don't get mad.
David, can't you see I'm actually here?
Are you blind? God forbid!
What are you looking for?
"Learn with success" Publishing.
You're taking the SATs again?
No, crazy.
I learned something from my brother.
At a new accommodation,
first investigate the area.
What?
- Before us people have stayed here.
- So...
Well, people always lose or hide things.
In Costineti I found 50 lei.
You know how good it was?
- Go ahead.
- Really?
Besides what Selly gives us
another 10-20 lei are bad?
Why check the books?
Yo, bro, here as you can see
it's more rustic, more secluded...
Maybe they take the books,
cut them out and put in them,
I don't know, money, necklaces, bars...
Maybe!
Check the top shelf, me, the bottom one.
I smell them better.
Occupied!
Handy!
Petre! Berechet!
Maya!
These guys are pranking me now!
Handy!
Handy!
What does this picture say?
Not what it says
because it doesn't have a mouth to talk.
A dirty peasant goes to beat him.
But why don't you like wagons?
They look romantic to me.
- Wagons?
- Wagons.
Just imagine,
but just hypothetically, you know?
To take the horses to Budeasa.
Sunflower seeds, a can of beer...
Say to the horse, "Go, Mirela".
Take her, water her,
take her to the pond,
she's hot from the ride!
- Listening?
- Go away!
You don't like animals anymore,
you're only 4 x 4,
only three liters Diesel...
Hey, check this out!
Money?
Money...
That old geezer is going to make us pay!
Where's Selly? Selly!
Yo, Ticu, what's up, man?
I'll be damned, my heart's racing!
What? You did this?
What's with him?
Stupid! They'll see you.
You put the suit on when we're filming!
Yeah, super creepy.
Tell me where they are!
Stop!
You want money? I have!
I'll give you my watch!
I'm putting you on Sweet, little lies!
Singing at Beach Please!
Stop! Do you have a child?
Happy birthday to your son!
Wait, man!
I'll give you tickets to Beach Please!
A VIP pass!
Please, I'll put you on stage to sing!
Let me live!
- I'm suffocating, open a window!
- You're white like the ghost of Medgidia.
- Let me tell you, it's good!
- I know a good one too.
I don't want to hear about Chipru.
Did that old bitch scare you?
Is that a horror story?
Listen about the ghost of Medgidia!
The one with fake boobs
and now is the flat ghost?
She comes the night
and she does this to girls!
We got Scarlet the healer here.
- She'll protect us.
- Stop it! That spirits are no joke.
- Are you afraid?
- Where is Adrian?
Why are you asking me?
- I didn't see him anymore.
- You called?
Hey! What's that?
Ticu, if you find anything,
we should split it.
- It's a phone.
- Shut up!
Costi, you're a mess.
Don't look like that, it's not so serious.
I've been around the house...
There's nothing to hide from you.
I wanted you not to worry...
I wanted to find out first more details.
But here, if you want...
- Are you scared?
- David, you know I scare easily.
No, sorry.
- Cezara sent you? You know what she did?
- Oh, no, bro!
All the bathrooms are occupied.
Can you turn around now, please?
- Cool. Who did you write it for?
- Thanks for asking.
Well...
For Scarlet, but...
I'm a little afraid of her,
she looks like Raven from Teen Titans
and is about to make
Azrath Metrion Zintos!
Or Cezara looks like a Shar-Pei.
- Yeah, I say leave it like that.
- Yeah, I'll think about it.
What are you doing? Going number two?
You want me to get toilet paper?
I'll get it for you,
you don't have to use that reed!
- Come on!
- How can I come? I'm ashamed!
- Help!
- OK.
Hey, leave my friend alone!
Vlad!
Hang in there a little longer,
I'm going to get help!
- Brother, be a man!
- Vlad! Help me!
- Come on, you can do it!
- Vlad!
Hey, punk! Leave him alone! Are you crazy?
You stupid...
You coward! You want ice?
Now I'll tell you!
You silly boy!
I said leave me alone! You're an ugly!
Hey! I told you to leave me alone!
You big lug! You're an asshole!
I'll never be friends with you!
- Did you put Maya on your phone?
- Yeah, right.
Vlad!
Scarlet!
Vlad!
Scarlet! Can you hear me?
I'm tied to a tree!
- That's a prank, Selly original!
- True.
- Vlad, can you hear me?
- The blondie bled all over the house.
I'm here!
- What?
- There's blood on that painting.
- Which painting?
- Yours, with peasants.
Help me! Please, help me!
- We'll work it out.
- I'm tied to a tree!
A guy dressed as a super fuzzy cover
killed David!
- Come on, let's go.
- Whoa!
Killed David? How is he alive?
I'm surprised since I first saw him...
What are you doing?
If you're not lying,
how come you're alive?
I have no idea!
But come to my rescue
before he comes back!
- He's lying.
- Well, I'm going alone.
- What if it's not a prank?
- I sense something's wrong.
I feel something too, but it's okay.
I'm going to...
Yes! Take it from me and drive it!
- It's girls' night?
- Mani-pedi? What are you waiting?
Oh, man, I was going! Wait for me.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Take this, just in case.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey, man!
Hey!
Come on, Ticu, come on!
- What do we do now?
- You go that way and I'll go this way.
Maybe I come with you,
this one can handle it.
- Really, are you gonna leave me alone?
- Hey! I'm going alone!
What's with him?
Maybe he likes woods. Good luck out there!
What's this?
Fool, that's not for your armpit!
- Man, it stings, may Natasha die!
- God forbid!
- Is this one a mouth spray?
- Yeah.
Guys, come on, please! Faster! Help me!
Man, Selly Media,
what a production, a real Tarantino!
- Are you cold?
- If I knew, I'd rather stay home.
- The sucker's really tied up!
- It's tied up...
What did you think? Cut it, please!
- With what?
- Didn't you bring a knife?
- What knife, man?
- To cut this, I told you I was tied up!
- Haven't you thought about it?
- Excuse me, I didn't realize.
Why didn't you shout?
"Help, save me!
Bring a knife, by the way!"
Well, is tied with a bow.
What an idiot ties a man up with a bow?
But you didn't see?
But forgive me,
afraid of dying, I didn't see a bow there!
So he killed David Ioan and left you alive
as it were, right? Why?
Sorry, guys, I made a deal with him
and he lets me live.
You won't live, but... I sold you out.
Dude, for real?
It's real, spray him!
Spray him in the eye!
- I hit him between the eyes!
- For your armpit!
I brought you two,
what more do you want from me?
Go get 'em!
- What?
- I have water on my knee.
Give me a sip.
He's behind?
Yeah, he is.
Hey, wait a minute.
What do you do when the bear chases you?
- Die, you're dead!
- You're going up the tree!
Where to climb, stupid?
Hey, get up in the tree
when the bear chases you!
The bear climbs better than you
in the tree!
Yeah, right, but that's not a bear!
Push me till my head pops out!
Man, what a view!
Come on, up!
- The tree beneath you has rotted.
- I hold it from Bucharest!
- Hey, stop that! Wait, let's talk!
- This is a man to talk to?
- He deserves nothing!
- Wait a minute.
Every problem is solved
with communication.
Have you ever seen a therapist?
Look at that. What are you doing?
Look, man, look!
The fool wants to climb. Get out of here!
Stop offending him,
let's try to understand him.
What's to talk? He's a madman
with an axe and a mask!
How did it get that way?
Maybe he has childhood trauma.
Hey! What, your mom didn't love you?
Did your dad beat you?
- Your daddy's gone for milk for good?
- That's my dad, not his.
You know what? I think with women...
Say, your girl appeared on C heaters?
Just between us,
you haven't had many pussies?
Maybe he's mad at us with the Internet...
Did someone give you a like? Ever?
Why are we making excuses for him?
Maybe he's just a nutcase who kills.
Really, Uncle?
Your joy is to kill with the axe, right?
Why didn't you say so, Fram?
We'll get it done faster, may Natasha die!
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Come on, man.
- You're killing us!
- Look where it landed!
Go after it! Let's see
if you can find it now. Look at him!
If he throws it again, we're dead!
Wait till you see what I'll do to him.
- What?
- You'll see.
Uncle, have I cooled you down?
Cool him big time!
We are in danger, I feel it!
These are Selly's pranks.
Did you really fell for it?
- They'll be back!
- We go after the boys.
You're on.
- I hope we don't get lost.
- Nobody attacks us...
It doesn't rain on the eyelashes...
They should write "Push".
- The killer!
- He took Selly's jacket!
- Hey! Wait a minute, what's wrong?
- He's got blood on his hands!
Stop being stupid!
It's Adrian! Where have you been?
- I've been well!
- Cut the crap and say it!
I'll go calm the girls down.
Dude, is that you?
This your size?
You can be my prince,
who am I to stand in the way?
And that pink that you like?
It's enough for you? Look here, it's full.
- Listen! Scarlet!
- Yes!
- Where are Iorga and Erica?
- Didn't come with us.
Well, so Adrian is the killer, right?
Stop being paranoid.
Adrian is not the killer, calm down.
No, I say we call the police, bro.
It's not OK.
No signal, Cezara.
What if we don't get a signal?
Let's take the boat.
What boat, Cezara? Uncle Mitic's gone!
Calm down. There's no need to panic.
- I have a brilliant idea.
- Go!
I found the thing that will save us.
Cezara's saving you.
Well, if it wasn't me... Lucky you!
Shut up, Cezara!
You're super fun. I'll hang around.
I loves these arms,
that used to take care of that guy.
- You can build empires with these hands!
- Yeah.
- Costi and Drcea are here.
- Damn! Couldn't you wait a little?
You love this front door?
Don't you have a back door too...
Whose are you, man?
Hey, can't you tell whose you are?
May Nae's daughter die, I'll kill you!
Spit me in my mouth
if your parents will not cry!
Boy, you don't talk?
Are you being mysterious? You're on DND?
Damn him! Forget all these fools!
- I pick on every sucker in the forest!
- What, are you afraid?
Me, a boss, to pick on pricks?
- He was standing there.
- And you got me into the house!
- Are you a man or what...
- What, you think I'm afraid?
He's gonna kill me in front of you!
- I'll go!
- Wait a minute!
Home, in Budeasa, at the disco,
they lay in front of me, like a rug!
- Afraid of him? I'll go mess him up!
- Let's see!
Hell! Talk to that guy? He doesn't
say anything, I'm way above him!
To talk with the fools?
Get over here!
Your mother pays
for that college for a reason!
Come on, wake up, or he'll kill us!
He didn't hit that hard!
You fall from one hit?
Costi's calling you at Synthetic!
They're here to collect the debts!
If that didn't work, he's dead!
Come on, he's coming! Get up! Come on!
Come on, man! Hey, get up!
He's killing us! Come on! Come on, man!
Hey, wake up!
Get up, this one's coming, come on!
Iorga! Help!
I'm coming. The knife is messing with me!
- He wants to kill you!
- Run!
- In here!
- No, into the woods!
No!
- What now? We can't stay here.
- Well, it's OK for now.
We'll see in the morning.
- If we get out of this alive.
- Don't start!
Hey! Get up!
- Can't you hear?
- Five minutes, Mom!
I'm not your mother!
Man, may Natasha die!
Where is he?
- Man! Where are we, cousin?
- I don't know. What's all this stuff?
Let's get out of here!
- Where the hell is he?
- Maybe he left for good, like my dad.
Tough!
- What are you doing?
- Sunscreen, bro. SPF50.
Yeah, it's sunny now! Are you kidding?
But it doesn't matter that it's snowing,
raining, or it's sunny,
I need protected and hydrated skin.
Yeah, that's what's important,
not that you threw all our booze
in that one!
- Hey, did you laugh?
- I laughed.
My hands and feet went numb,
I'm not sitting in this tree!
I'm starting to like it here.
I'll make a tree house...
Only in the tree you can get one anyway!
Hey, run!
Run!
How did they do pools, just with sticks?
Debt? Haven't I paid it all?
Didn't I pay the people? She told me.
Damn you too!
Ticane, are you alive?
Wait. Do you have anything in your pocket
or are you glad to see me?
I'm fond of you, too. Can't you see?
Hey! Do I have a debt to you?
Yeah. You said you were looking for me
to pay me.
Yeah, well, I knew that. But you see, I'm...
I'm a bit overwhelmed. Where is Drcea?
Well, God forgive him. The girls?
The girls...
I don't know, I've been sunbathing.
He hit me in my head with the door...
- With the door?
- Wait a minute, I didn't see it!
Face to face, I would have killed him!
You think I'm a fool?
I figured it out on the spot.
Something's going on!
- Is that Selly's jacket?
- Yeah, let me tell you.
He's dead or did you put something
at Beach Please?
He's soaked to death!
But let me tell you! So...
I could tell that something was rotten.
And not these tangerines on the shelf.
Then on the ground,
one of those expensive phones.
The cop instinct kicked in.
If I wasn't on a mission, I'd pawn it.
Vodka and cola? Nice, he loves life!
I've checked the action area.
I looked on the ground and I found blood.
Not like the one on the phone.
Low pH...
Nutrition based mostly on pork...
- How did you know? Did you taste it?
- Are you stupid?
It doesn't have enough homoglin,
I saw it.
- Man, he hit you, he didn't joke!
- Stop it.
And I went...
and I found Selly.
Kind of dead.
If only I'd been a little earlier...
- You couldn't help it!
- You realize I tried to resuscitate him...
I was in shock.
I also said prayers...
God, help me to sell them quick, God!
The Christian way.
And I said:
Lord, why did You take this boy?
Come on, man, with your little eyes!
You should have taken me.
A peasant from Budeasa!
You're welcome!
You take the leader of a generation?
True, but...
Come on, man, to take everything off him?
You want for God to forget them there?
So you stole from the dead?
It's bad, huh? Shall I take them back?
Well, roll them, come on!
- It did that!
- No, man!
What's the difference? I've done that.
What are you doing? All?
- Yeah.
- All of them?
- All.
- Roll them!
- 4-3.
- Jinx!
Way to go, Ticane. Great.
- You'll see.
- Enjoy!
Excuse this one, man!
- Put it on. Let's put it in front.
- It's too big for me.
Do you know how expensive it is?
- The big one, right?
- Yeah.
- Let's see who will enjoy it.
- Come on, I could really use it!
Check this out, here.
- These with X on them are dead.
- But why is it square at Drcea?
The drunkard tells the bartender:
"That's not a bear, that's my wife!"
Difficult crowd... OK...
Let's hear it from the people of Moldova.
Who's from Moldova?
OK, anyone from Moldova?
Married people in the room?
Let's hear it!
OK... A man was riding a horse
and at some point he fell,
but do you know why?
The horse ended!
Okay, so we're still alive.
Why doesn't Adrian have an X?
He forget to kill him?
But in what order did he kill them?
- What are you doing?
- What if that's the order?
Nobody else is dying!
Hey! Hey, come here.
This must be a boat.
We're stupid!
We're rolling them for 100 or 200?
- Selly's apartment!
- You're right. I'll bet the car.
That junk is hit on all sides,
it was all over the news! Something else!
- It's good at field work!
- I can't use it!
- His parents' apartment from Craiova!
- Yeah, right.
All the land in the Budeasa meadow
and grandma's tomato seedlings.
All of them, may Nae die!
All the junk I've collected in my backyard
in Medgidia, may Natasha die!
- Selly's YouTube account.
- Well, where did you get it?
Don't we have a phone here?
We go to him, to the dead man,
you're holding these eyelids
to see his little eyes,
I stick the phone in his mouth, FaceID,
we log in but we need the password!
Take it from those publishers,
I have the key...
Come on, man, we give them 200.
What 200? Are you in construction?
One hundred, they thank us and that's it!
- Well, 50 lei will be enough.
- Come on, let's roll!
- Can you believe he's dead?
- Well, no, not at all!
Seriously, that was our brother!
He didn't pay us all the time,
but he was our brother, he had a soul...
- Good!
- OK, yeah.
- An OK soul. We had a job because of him...
- Isn't good now, taking all his stuff?
We'll put two stories at Beach Please,
post mortem, that it was his death anyway!
- God forbid, in this context.
- Yeah.
For him, and for my brother Drcea,
my real brother, man!
Rest his soul!
Are you ready for battle, my braves?
So when we catch him,
what do we do to the sucker?
Well... Rock... Do you have any objections?
Man, I didn't think of that!
Let's go.
I'll see who it is.
Iorga! Give me your hand! Help me!
Help me...
You fell like a fool.
At least say if you dug more holes.
So we fell both in it like fools. At least
I have an excuse, I didn't know.
You know,
"He who digs another man's grave..."
How many are still alive?
Too many, man, I had expectation of you!
Hey! Wait! Wait a minute! What's wrong?
Man, you're like a crazy person!
Hang on a minute!
Stop! If you kill me,
how are you getting out of here?
Question.
I have an offer you can't refuse.
I'll help you out and you kill me later,
you can find me here. Deal?
That's what I want to hear.
Throw that, come up.
Come on up!
Something to eat? You keep me on a diet.
You've got a crush on me.
Wait a minute, I was just kidding!
Something to drink?
Not to find me dehydrated tomorrow here!
Got it! Save me for later.
When there's no one left to kill
you come to me!
Let's see who takes all this!
- It's 6-4.
- Almost! Let me see you now!
Are you tearing down the house?
The one from Medgidia.
- Tear it. I'll bet the one in Budeasa.
- Come on, let's see. 6-5.
I leave mom and dad on the streets.
- It's 5-2.
- We have nothing left to play on.
- Maybe for a punch in the shoulder?
- On flicks in the back of the head!
- We play on her clothes?
- Come here, easy...
I know how to escape.
You are my escape!
It's an inflatable boat,
in the killer's shack!
Well, come on! Let's get it!
Look at this guy!
What? I'll hit in all directions!
Take that...
- I found this beauty too!
- It suits you!
You know that game? No shit!
Rock, paper, scissors?
At my place, in Budeasa,
based on what we've seen
at the bar, the disco,
calls it "axe, club, pitchfork".
And it's like this.
The axe beats the club,
the club beats the pitchfork,
which beats the axe.
Dude, look at me!
If 100 times we fight
and I have a pitchfork, you have an axe,
your bells don't ring at church 100 times!
- What weapon does the killer have?
- Axe.
- What weapon do I have?
- Pitchfork.
He's toast!
This is the worst season.
- At least we're in the final.
- Maybe we win!
- So we have to inflate the boat.
- Get her!
Pretend it's a blow-up doll
and they catch you!
How did you know?
- Costi, blow that up!
- Blow it, too!
Yes!
- Wait a minute.
- Wait, man!
Let go of me. Hey!
A door in my head can stop me?
How many fence posts I got in my head!
Bro, seriously?
I've been blowing this since morning!
Give it to him!
Hit him, get ready for CMU.
Help!
Help, someone wants to kill us!
Uncle! Over here!
- Damn you, you ugly thing!
- Hey!
Hey! Come here,
there's a boat coming for us!
Ticule, a boat! Let's go!
- Are you slamming the door on me?
- End him...
Wipe yourself.
- Come on!
- Come!
Come on, uncle, come here!
A little adrenaline
I want to see from you!
That one's up.
I'm staying to die with him.
I can't leave you alone.
That guy is shady. What if they're
hand in hand? Go with Iorga.
Okay, man.
I'll bring help.
Here, nephew.
Can you catch it?
I'm not waiting you! He's gonna kill us!
- Come on, he's gonna kill us.
- Come on!
Footwork! Yes!
Yes!
What do we do? We leave, or...
Come on, Ticu! That's it, man!
Yes, Ticu, yes! Hit him, man!
It was you?
- Why kill us?
- Why did you destroy my house?
My life's work, you mocked it.
I've built a cabin,
I've worked all my life for this.
No tourists come, no one comes.
Well, who's gonna come here,
with no internet, no signal, nothing?
But doesn't it say this on the website?
It says on the website,
but it's better no water than no net!
Wait a minute, Iorga told me
that you fought with the masked man.
Yeah, that's my wife, man.
We fight like this all the time.
What did they do to you?
What did they do to you, honey?
Come on! Come on, hold on to me!
- So you two killed our friends.
- Yes.
- We're becoming friends too fast.
- What "wait"?
- Ticane!
- They got me again.
- Do you have a phone? Call the police.
- I don't believe in phones.
Ticane!
Ticu!
Ticane, please!
Ticky!
Ticane!
Get up, Ticane!
Ticane!
Well, he didn't want to die of old age.
That's how he wanted to die.
How do you know?
He wanted to die in a bar fight
to make a statue of him.
He gave nicely the last rose to you,
may Natasha die!
Come on, kids!
Come on, I'm waiting for you!
Let's get there this week! Faster!
- Hold it!
- Hello, ma'am! Our salvation!
Our salvation, man, our salvation!
What we've been through,
only torments, may Natasha die!
- Come on!
- Yes, we're coming, thank you!
May the fleas eat you!
- Can I help?
- Stop fussing, sit quietly in the boat!
Hello!
Our champion!
- I'll leave you here and disappear.
- Are you some mystical fisherman or what?
No, but I don't have a fishing license.
If the cops come, it sucks.
The phone to call the police! I won't run!
There really is a Chipru!
He also had a hatchet...
An axe, man!
- A hatchet, man!
- He had both.
It was a hatchet.
Come on, I've got one inside.
A phone.
The police is coming
and we're going home. I had enough.
- I wish that headstrong guy was with us.
- He's cold in the woods now.
But the kiss was warm.
I'll kill you! I'll murder you!
- Iorga, wait!
- She's trying to kill us! Why, woman?
That's her top speed anyway.
- I'll kill you!
- Put that axe down, bitch!
Where's Mitic? What have you done to him?
So Mitic's the killer?
Didn't you realize, man,
he works with his crazy wife?
You stuck the knife in me...
Come on, three-two-one, now!
- How beautiful you are!
- I'll kill you!
- The key.
- I'll kill you!
- Not the Porsche?
- Come on, take this!
- It doesn't start! It's not starting!
- Come on! It will start!
- Come on, it will start! Now!
- It doesn't!
The Bluetooth device is connected.
May Natasha die!
Internal bleeding
following abdominal injuries.
All right, she's dead.
Let's get something to eat.
- Fine.
- I thought she was on our side.
She said she was going to get the phone
and came back with an axe.
Yes, and we ran,
we got in the car and we drove away.
But when we left,
this car has the gear shift on England.
I backed out, it went ahead.
When we moved forward,
we ran her over unintentionally.
- And then, something else happened?
- After that, no, you came.
- There was a murderer.
- He killed all our friends with a hatchet!
- A what?
- An axe!
- And he had a big fur coat on, a mask...
- What color was the mask?
What does it matter?
What's that got to do with it?
Fill this in, I'm going to investigate!
He's hard headed, may Natasha die!
Costi, I have a feeling
we forgot something.
I won't forget all my life
what happened in those 24 hours.
I don't know why I have this feeling.
I'm sure.
Did everyone die?
Why did this whole thing happen?
And why call them "pancakes"
if they're not in a pan?
40 DAYS LATER
My beautiful!
The most versatile boy I've ever known!
Why did I leave you there?
- Are you friends with Adrian?
- Good ones! We'll hold his flag high!
I'm Balls,
from the bar here in the village.
- He was always coming over.
- I think you had a lot of fun.
Yes... So much fun!
Listen...
Since you said you were holding his flag.
He had 1,500 lei in debt in our notebook.
He broke my camera, he owes me 2,000.
And he took my cement mixer
and never came back!
- What now?
- Child support, we have two kids!
Stupid! With me he has three! Get in line!
Hello, father.
- Hello.
- Hello.
- I am the mayor of Budeasa.
- Hello. Finally, a rational gentleman.
- You'll give him the key to the village?
- I'd rather take the key.
From the car.
That he never paid tax on that junk.
- You sure he broke it?
- I have evidence.
- He took my cement mixer!
- You didn't used the parking brake.
- And my pension?
- Are these his kids? Are they really his?
They are big! Were you together since 12?
Did you wean him? At what age?
He doesn't look like him! Is this his?
Scrap this, I don't know what to do.
They don't look alike!
And that with the machine,
he wasn't a player. He never gambled!
Adrian, what have you done to us?
You're gonna ruin us, Adrian!