Buzz House: The Movie 2 (2025) Movie Script

1
Look out! On the left is a stent.
Breaking news, ladies and gentlemen.
There's been a murder
in Scrovistea Forest.
Several online celebrities
were allegedly murdered by two locals
while filming for an online TV show.
Among the alleged victims
is the well-known vlogger Selly.
My colleague Ana Ciuvica is on the scene
with all the information.
Good evening, Ana.
Good evening, Maria Linda.
Hello, everybody.
There seems to have been
a real massacre last night.
Authorities have identified
ten people deceased.
They're all online celebrities,
Buzz House contestants.
Uncertain, at this time,
is the condition of Andrei Selaru,
the show's organizer,
who ended tragically.
The first 911 call was made
at around 3 p.m.,
by one of the survivors.
Max Constantin is with me
at this very moment.
Good evening. How are you?
Good evening.
How are we?
Terrified. As you know,
what happened last night.
It was a disaster.
The opponent was all above us,
you might say.
We got it back in the end.
I apologize for losing members,
friends, colleagues.
Dracea, my brother.
I hope he'll be found alive.
Selly, God forgive him.
He's up there looking down on us now.
Wait a minute.
We don't know at this moment
if Mr. Andrei Selaru is dead or alive.
You are right, yes.
Let's hope he'll be all right.
God grant him good health.
But let's say, through
a miracle, somehow,
God forbid if he's dead,
I mean, I'll take the reins
of Selly Media Network
and I'm gonna carry on
the Buzz House project,
and the sponsors who have paid in advance,
your money is safe with me.
-Thank you.
-Thank you very much.
So, you've heard, exclusively,
the testimony of Mr. Max,
one of the survivors. Back to the set.
TWO WEEKS LATER
But let's say, through
a miracle, somehow,
God forbid if he's dead,
I mean, I'll take the reins,
Selly Media Network
I mean, I'll take the reins
of Selly Media Network
and the sponsors who have paid in advance,
your money is safe with me.
God, babe, I'm so glad you're okay.
You know, I talked to the doctor.
and you start recuperation tomorrow.
I'm glad, but I think
it's gonna be a little expensive.
Listen, how many days have I been in here?
Two weeks.
JANUARY
Please, tell me this isn't Austria.
Babe, no. We're in Switzerland.
But that's the only place
who could save you.
We're gonna have to raise the price
to "Beach, Please".
I was gonna do that anyway.
Man, it's gonna cost a lot!
The important thing is you're okay.
It doesn't matter that Drake's not coming.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God.
Anyway, it's a miracle that you
only escaped with a frontal lobe injury.
That's the knee, right?
No, it's the brain.
The only problem is
you'll never be able to lie again.
No way!
I'll do it this week, okay?
What, is it my fault they died?
Let them be healthy.
One moment.
A ticket to Zurich. Serban Octavian.
No seat, no checked baggage. Economy.
Welcome to Switzerland. Have a seat.
Honest answer.
Honest answer.
-Honest answer.
-I'm paralyzed for life.
You know what it's worth, man,
the truth in my industry?
-Zero.
-Still, honest.
Yes.
No way. Far too expensive.
What, a doctor and a security guard?
Find one for both for a hundred lei a day.
He beats them, he cures them.
Like it's gonna happen stuff.
Bye.
God, the world's gone crazy, listen.
We need a medic on set.
Who the fuck needs doctors?
Still, honestly.
Medic.
Selly! I'm so glad you're alive.
What, man?
Do horses die when the dogs want, or what?
Yeah, right.
You know how it is with these haters, man.
I was coming in early, but I did
a two-day layover in Barcelona.
But look what I got you.
What time is it?
-What time is it?
-That's my watch, give it here.
Hey, don't worry, I didn't wear it long.
Well, until two days ago
it was at a pawn shop.
Anyway, I'm so glad you're okay.
Well, I was already looking for work.
It's kinda cold out.
You lie like a pig,
but that's exactly why I need you.
-He can't lie anymore.
-Really?
-Hey.
-Hi.
Can you help me with these? Thanks.
Right. I'm gonna need you to lie for me.
-Thanks.
-From now on, you're first violin.
Wait a minute, I don't want to get it
They got Rolexes downstairs,
if you're a fan.
Well, not quite.
We got work to do.
Dilinca, about the budget,
I'm gonna be very honest.
We're out!
Hello, my ladybugs! I'm Gore Grigore.
Welcome back to a new program
"Guess the word, rub the curly
with Maria Lataretu."
I want you to give us the correct solution
on the tablet.
Call 07 two of us right now,
you and me and your soft lips,
and give us the correct solution
on the screen.
I want the phone to ring right now.
Three, two, one. Ring, ring, ring!
Why isn't the phone ringing?
Hello? Good day!
What's the solution, my gentleman?
The solution is to come to Buzz House,
because your live numbers are down.
Well, I'll come, only if we have security,
because I don't want to die young.
-Make it quick.
-Kisses, man. How you doing?
Kisses. I'm making some moves. You?
I'm doing the new season of Buzz House
and I thought I'd throw you in,
because we're buds, you know.
I can't really talk right now,
but we'll work it out.
-They got you?
-Not yet.
Wait, don't hit me, boss!
Vlada's not answering.
Call her on her cell phone.
There is no WhatsApp in Dubai.
Kisses, my life! How are you?
I called to invite you to Buzz House 2.
Well, is it safe?
What's wrong with you all?
Well, after everything that's happened
last season
It's gonna be different.
We got doctors now, security, don't worry.
The point is, the budgets are gonna be
smaller now that we have no sponsors.
Costi says we don't want
to spend money, that's the idea,
we'd like to keep it.
Yes, but we'll find a way to make it work.
Okay, fine.
Well, how would you like to come
for 15 grand?
Let's make it 15 grand.
Okay. Well
Okay, I told you that you need a manager,
because you don't have these skills.
Trust me, these managers
are more important than it seems.
It's not just about the money.
You know how it is. It helps me, too.
Maybe I can steal
some of your subscribers.
Yeah, good, Theo! And cheap.
You like that?
Selly's calling you.
Hang on a sec.
Hello?
Alexia, wouldn't you like to come
to Buzz House for 500 euros?
If you want me to come for 500 euros,
you'll do find for me
three or four brand contracts?
If you've got 10 or 12 now I think you'll
still have three or four if you come.
Open Road with Miruna.
Good afternoon and welcome back
for another broadcast
with, ladies and gentlemen, the host
your favorite host, Miruna Rumina!
If I don't introduce myself like this,
then no one will.
Ladies and gentlemen, as always.
I'll be with you until 7 p.m. on PROFM,
and give you the coolest
and fresh tracks of the moment,
along with the hottest artists
invited right here
on my PROFM set.
I'm still getting calls from somebody.
Hang on a second.
What's up, Selly? Kisses.
I didn't know you listened to my show.
Never listened to it in my life,
but I didn't have your number.
Okay.
I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that.
Selly, if you listen on our show
three to four business days,
miracles happen, and maybe we can give you
you a little fresh vibe, maximum energy.
Yeah, I doubt it. I've called
to invite you to Buzz House.
Honestly, I don't want you there at all,
but the sponsors are gonna want
someone more family friendly, more
What he's saying is that he doesn't
want you as just another contestant.
You're dynamic, energetic
You talk a lot.
And that's great,
that's exactly what we're looking for.
Because everyone else is dumb!
Yeah, and don't expect big money.
Because we don't have any.
Theo Zeciu comes very cheap, Dilinca too.
Come on, Noua Unspe, poor thing,
comes for 300 euros. What about him?
How cool! I don't believe it.
Are you coming too?
Hey, Selly,
I don't think we understand each other.
That money was just transportation money,
you know.
Hello?
I think it's been disconnected,
but we're re-establishing
the connection to Selly right away.
In the meantime, I'll tell you guys,
if he called me, the Selly situation
Yeah?
Selly, how are you, dude?
Shelinachis, why don't you put me
in this Buzz House?
You get everybody in, but not me.
How can you not put me in Buzz House,
are you crazy?
You're bringing only trash.
Miruna Rumina, Noua Unspe.
What the fuck is this? I mean, seriously.
You can't keep me outta this.
You know I'm gonna put on a show.
And I'm the funny one,
are you brain crazy?
Shall we call Imogen?
What can I say, dictator?
Since the YouTube and the donations
are not working anymore
I buy another expensive car,
I sell it cheap, a cell phone,
a combination, this kind of stuff.
-Sad.
-What can I say, dictator?
We don't rob, we don't beat people,
we don't charge protection.
Whatever. Pay attention to me.
I wanna redo Buzz House.
How much money do you want
to be a contestant?
Hey, dictator, thank God,
money's no object to me.
Frankly, I was prepared with 20 grand,
but now, if you say money
is not a problem,
you're in for five grand, right?
Money is not an issue, but honestly
I wouldn't want it to be.
And if it does, I don't want it to become
my problem, you know what I'm saying?
But, Imogen, we're grown men,
we work it out somehow.
You give something up,
I give something up, we get along somehow.
Do the math and let me know.
So, seven days of shooting
I'm doing some TikTok at "Beach, Please"
I'll do some live shows for donations
My math gives me
Twenty grand. Oh, wow.
I've really hurt myself.
Come on, 15 grand.
Oh, my head.
-Come on, 17 grand?
-Oh, my goodness!
Oh, my.
All right, man, come on, 20 grand.
That's good. 20 grand's fine, is fine.
All right, so if we got this one too,
how many are we now?
Well, ten.
Okay, that's it, perfect, we're closed.
Hey, you know what I was thinking?
But don't you want Tina in?
Well, I don't see why we would.
If Davidenko came and we were 11
we'd put her in, to be an even number.
But he's dead.
God forgive him.
I think it'll still be an okay season
without Davidenko and Tina, huh?
But just think, Tina's a good actress,
everybody loves her,
don't you want her in?
I closed the budget. If she comes
on your money, we'll take her.
No. You're right, bro. We'll be 11.
What are we doing, a soccer team?
Okay, now that I think about it,
I got some money left over,
because Theo Zeciu took a little money.
Exactly! Let's get her in,
she's a good actress, everyone loves her,
she'll be great, it'll be a great show,
are you crazy?
Real show, great trials,
acting, whatever you want to do.
Wait, man, that's TV.
Three weeks after the massacre
that terrorized Romania,
Selly's health has improved
and is likely to be discharged
in the coming hours.
The death toll now stands at ten.
Officers are conducting
targeted activities
to locate a missing person,
stand-up actor, Dracea Bogdan.
Selly Media, yes?
Andrei Chilea, your real estate agent.
Come in.
This is an iconic building
from the early 20th century.
Slightly atypical. Okay, "slightly"?
On a scale of one to atypical,
this is alien invasion.
No seismic risk. The former owner
knew these earthquake guys
and he told me you don't get
the earthquake here.
ArtDeco.
Sorry, it's a little dusty.
The house is isolated.
Not thermally, but it's isolated from any
access to civilization.
Haruki Murakami said:
"The truth doesn't always set you free.
Sometimes it locks you in a room
you can't get out."
Really, we have an ax,
if you want to break some seeds.
ON THE PHONE - COSTI MAX
Look! The location I confirmed for you.
-On what money?
-Five grand. Piece of cake for you.
I hope it's not like the last one,
in the middle of the woods,
to get stranded.
Come on!
That's three minutes from the subway.
I don't ride the subway.
A WEEK LATER
We're under 24-hour surveillance.
There are cameras everywhere.
Check this out. Before I came here,
I went to the ATM to withdraw some money.
When I put my card in the ATM,
it says "Hello, Albert."
How the hell does it know my name?
From the cameras, how?
That's why I don't like ATMs.
Well, I do. They give me money.
But as an idea.
Have you seen my cell phone?
I don't and I have a campaign to post.
My God, you're so confused.
Someday you're gonna lose your head.
But look on the bright side.
At least, we're beautiful.
-We are. I'm gonna go find it, okay?
-Okay.
in the middle of the intersection.
I don't know, bro. Besides, guess what?
I went to the witch, and they told me
he did voodoo on me, damn it.
I hope my ex doesn't do the same thing,
because, frankly, I think he might.
-What are you drinking?
-Tea. You have some at Production.
Girl, I'm so glad they brought us here,
up in the mountains.
I really needed to freshen up my mind,
because I felt like it was foggy.
I'm at the radio eight hours a day
I don't know if I've told you.
it's complicated,
you get into one thing or another.
But don't get me wrong.
I get along great with the boss,
and with my co-workers too,
once, I put a manea on the air, man.
It was crazy!
-Man, my phone died.
-Give it here, I know where the outlet is.
Oh, check it out, man, check it out!
Hey, man, who the hell parked the van
on my handicapped spot?
But watch where you're going,
you're a big asshole!
Me? I'm Brumi Bear.
Mommy's leopard!
Selly, I'm freezing out here.
Can't we turn up the heat?
Really, man. It's freezing!
Well, what, we got heat?
Check with Production, don't ask me.
Well, you're Production.
Forget it, Vlada, I'll warm you up later.
What? I've got a jacket. I've got gloves.
I have a scarf, if you want.
-Quite a bit.
-No, thanks, I can manage.
I need everyone to pay attention to me,
because we're running late.
I want all the contestants up front.
It's gonna be cameras and lights set
in five minutes,
and we'll start the discussion
and the voting, okay?
But where's Costi?
in Brasov. And I woke up in Sibiu.
Our boys
-At the hotel, right?
-At the hotel, my brother.
Just a minute.
Man, he's back!
Who, man?
The killer.
-What, man?
-The Chiparus.
Man, and I think it's Dracea.
Let's shoot it faster.
Come, I'll show you the mask,
it's up here.
We're 30 minutes late.
Everyone's waiting on set.
You're giving me trouble? Let's shoot!
Two minutes. Come with me.
It won't kill you. Come here!
-See what, man? What mask?
-The mask, the Chiparus! Come here!
Dude, it was right here.
I think somebody moved it.
He's gonna get us all killed.
Do you hear yourself? What's gonna happen?
Who's gonna kill us, man?
We're safe here.
We got security.
Okay, on barter, but we got security.
Listen to me, it's Dracea.
He's not dead
and he's looking for revenge.
You're driving me crazy with Dracea!
Stop it! He disappeared.
-Come on, let's shoot!
-Dude, we're not filming anything!
Listen. We gotta tell them.
If the Chiparus is here,
they need to know.
Don't say a word. After that, we're back
at problems and arguments. What for?
We're in great danger!
The real danger is not finishing
what we have to shoot today
and having to pay
the whole crew an extra day.
Come on,
we got promos from the sponsors too.
Move it!
I want to thank my partners
at Fashion Days.
I'm wearing an outfit today
Fashion Days signature outfit.
It's this white t-shirt that I got
Dude, I said phones on silent. Really?
Come on, Vlada, really?
-Come on, we're late.
-Sorry.
"Successful Learning" Publishing.
Books where you can find the material
for the baccalaureate exam.
It's the third time you're taking the exam
and you're nervous you won't pass again?
You don't have money for tutoring
but you don't want to pick strawberries
in Spain?
-Dude, you got something against my mom?
-Shut up, I begged you nicely!
These books contain all the material
for the exam.
Hey, Imogene, are you handicapped?
I apologize for calling you handicapped,
but get off the phone, really?
Zurich Elite Medical Care Hospital
gave me the best care and treatment.
Use the code "Swiss cheese" and
Take their cell phones. It's unreal.
Come here.
Everybody hand your phones
to the producer. This can't be happening.
Give the phones.
You can't refrain yourselves!
Come on, hurry up.
Come on.
What does the contract say in clause 17,
point 2?
-Come on, the other one.
-I can't do a trick with you.
You're in for a big surprise.
Good. Quiet again, please.
Zurich Elite Medical Care Hospital
took care of me
and put me back on my feet.
For 10% discount on any operation
Take them to the car or I'll go crazy.
-Take them after the shoot.
-Dude, there's no way you can--
Yes, my love.
Yes, I can talk.
Sorry, I was a little nervous on the set.
Again, as usual.
-Okay, I love you so much. Bye.
-We love you, too.
-No problem. It's okay.
-What? I'm allowed.
Hello?
What card?
I can't check,
because I don't have Internet here.
Okay, fine. I'll text him.
Yes, okay. Bye.
-Sorry.
-Oh, my God.
What are you doing here?
It's freezing, and I just remembered
I left a backpack with some clothes
to put on, because
-Go on the set, please. Come on.
-I'm going now.
But what are you doing with this box?
I took their phones,
they weren't paying attention.
Okay.
Give me yours too.
-Come on, get in the shot.
-Okay.
-Where are you going?
-To the bathroom.
Hurry up.
Camera on Selly, we do intro until
Noua Unspe comes back from the bathroom!
-Everybody back.
-Quiet!
-Listen to the producer! She's speaking!
-Everybody on set!
We'll do the discussion
and the vote now. Let's go!
Welcome to Buzz House season 2.
In this competition, you will get
to test your physical and mental limits.
Friendships will turn into alliances.
And every misstep could be your last
Who will manage to stay standing
until the end?
-Medic!
-Uncle Tudor!
Someone's here, brother!
-He'll kill us too.
-Not me, man Him.
He's dead.
-Everybody in the van! Move!
-Women and children first!
Hello! Wait a minute!
I have disabled priority!
No
Let's calm down for a second,
because nobody saw this coming, okay?
I don't know about you,
but I'm not gonna die out here.
Selly, you got us in, you get us out,
because I owe it to my people
on the radio.
I'll go for help in my own car.
Wait here and I'll bring help, okay?
That's fine. I'm coming.
I'll sit up front. I said it.
I'm in. Please, take me too,
I'm on my period. Please!
No, I'll go alone.
I don't like other people in the car.
No! Wait! You want to run!
That's what you did last time
when things went bad.
Yes, you did!
-Are you crazy?
-Wait a minute!
How do you know
your car will not blow up too?
No way. How could my car blow up,
are you crazy?
Why can't it, man? Is it a hybrid?
Did I tell you he's in the house with us?
I did!
-Who?
-Who's with us?
-The Chiparus!
-What Chiparus?
I don't know, ask Selly.
Get him!
-Aren't you watching where you're going?
-Come on!
I got you, just like in Targoviste,
dictator!
Take him away!
Costi, you should tell them,
you know I can't lie.
-What are you doing? Running like a rat?
-But honestly
Bro, I told you I gotta leave for help.
Let's tie him up. Who's got one of those
What's its name, man,
that you knot with him?
What, man?
You used to have one of those
in the old days at your headphones?
Cable.
You guys look around, maybe we got
something to tie. I don't know.
Not mine. I don't use that.
What? I'm studying for the eighth grade.
Well, you got two years left.
Yeah, but I'm passing on the first try.
Hey, girls,
why don't you look around, maybe
-I found something here.
-I don't believe it.
And you weren't gonna tell us
that you found it?
I looked through all the weeds, trust me.
All right, that's it, we've got problems
much bigger than that.
Like we might all die.
Calm your tits.
I know!
You had handcuffs
and you're just saying that now?
What was I supposed to say?
Maybe I could use them later.
Say, did you bring us here to kill us?
You didn't bring us, the minibus
brought us, but you got the point!
No.
I swear to God. if I don't kick your ass.
I swear to God if I don't punch you.
Okay, actually, I won't beat you up,
because I don't like violence.
But tell me, bro, please, what you know.
Man, I don't know nothing more
than you know.
Swear!
I swear on my family.
I can't get inside this guy's head.
He's too strong.
Here, let me do it.
Talk, do you hear?
-What is this, man?
-It's my hand, what? It's technogia.
Man, he's got some dance,
he's got all that CIA shit.
But, really, do you think the CIA
saw aliens?
Oh, my God! Focus for a second, please.
Man, this sock stinks.
Oh, my God, it's like in sixth grade!
Concentrate for a second.
Sorry, Beto, no offense.
So, somebody tried to kill us all at once.
-Well, yeah, but it didn't work.
-Right!
And now he's gonna try to kill us
one at a time.
I swear to God.
this guy's telling the truth.
What makes you so sure he's one of us?
-Which one of us?
-I don't know yet, but I'm gonna find out.
Anything else you wanna tell us?
Imogen, you, my life, stay on guard,
and we'll take turns.
Brothers, I feel I need
to tell you something.
Ever since I was little, and when
I was playing soccer, I was picked last.
My parents didn't pay attention to me.
My mom got me a dog once,
it ran off to the shelter.
All alone. When we played hide and seek,
I was it and all the kids would go home,
leave me for 12 hours at a time.
If I died then, I buried myself then.
It was hard. But I feel like now,
I have a say.
Man, I wanna come with you.
Dude, I feel like I gotta come with you.
Right, and his feet stink. I'm in.
I got guts. I feel like I got guts.
What a cursed fate I've had, boy.
But what's that chair, Tesla?
What is that chair?
Imogen, you stay here for half an hour,
and charge your chair,
and then we'll do the swap.
Please, listen to me.
Let's get these guns!
-Dilinca, you take this.
-Thanks.
Vlada?
I don't want it.
Miruna, you take this.
Thank you!
Grigore.
How crazy! Someone's been naughty here.
-Give me that.
-Here, I can't do anything with it anyway.
-But see if it's any good.
-Okay.
Costi, I'm sorry.
What do I do with this,
wipe the blood off the floor?
There's nothing I can do. That's all.
You drew the short stick today.
-Well, why me? Give me the rifle!
-Wait, man!
Imogen?
Imogen?
Thanks for the donation, Alexander.
The hundred is gone. I'll get gas.
Imogen?
Imogen, there was a shot.
What shot, man? So I can get some sleep.
Do you hear me?
Grigore, talk to me, please. Talk to me.
Grigore, answer me!
I'll answer, but stop beating me
I'm starting to like it.
Bro, I'm sorry, I don't understand how
it happened. You realize I didn't mean to.
God, what have I done?
Look how the warrant
of 20 years passing you by.
You're so stupid.
Let's get out of here. Better in the woods
than to be killed here.
In the cold and with wolves
for four hours?
Well, what are we gonna do, sit here
and wait to die one by one? Or what?
I say we go too. We dress warm,
get flashlights and stick together.
I'm not going anywhere
because I have a cold.
I don't even have a jacket.
I mean I do, but I don't want to wear it.
If you're afraid of bears,
you don't go into the woods.
And knowing Dracea, he's super bear.
We better stay here and defend ourselves.
Costi's right.
-We better stay here and defend ourselves.
-What if it's one of us?
Maybe Selly was right.
Brother, I don't even know you,
I don't even care about you.
Why would I want to kill you?
It's Dracea, I tell you.
I've seen his Chiparus mask.
Bravo! And you didn't tell us?
I did, but you have the memory of a fish!
I could never be a fish in my life.
I don't even know why he said that.
-Gigi, it's just a scratch.
-A scratch how?
-It just missed my heart.
-I'm serious. Gigi.
Wait a second. Where is Noua Unspe?
Forget about him,
he's got the axe with him.
We're going to a spa now.
I'm serious.
Imogen?
Imogen?
Wake up. I'll stand watch, it's my turn.
Go into the living room,
everyone's in there. Okay?
That's what I deserve
for wanting in the Buzz House.
I could have fucking stayed home.
I was making
100, 200, 300 euros from donations.
Fuck your fucking Buzz House.
What was that? That was a gunshot.
Nothing happened.
It was a little accident.
Theo, listen to me.
We got to get out of here now.
The murderer has a well-laid plan
and he's one of us.
Trust me.
What makes you so sure he's one of us?
And by "us," you mean you, don't you?
It's not me. Listen to me.
You guys tied me up here for nothing.
Think logically.
Why would I do that?
After giving you so much money,
now I'm gonna kill you?
We gotta get help now.
This killer doesn't play games.
He's got it all worked out.
Just think if we all went to the van.
We'd all be dead now.
Untie me and we'll take my car.
I got the key in my pocket.
No. I'm sorry, I can't untie you,
because I look suspicious,
they'll tie me up,
we're not solving anything.
Don't leave me here.
Bro, everybody's a mess,
nobody trusts nobody.
There's nothing I can do.
We'll go. Nobody sees us.
We'll sneak in my car.
Selly, which way out? Everybody is
in the living room. There's nowhere to go.
You go.
Take my car and you go.
I got the key in my pocket.
Make sure nobody sees you.
And be careful, my assurance expired.
Yo!
Stay here another 30 minutes,
it'll look suspicious if you leave now.
Leave when the guard changes.
That wasn't here.
What's wrong?
-Calm down, we can't understand anything.
-Wait, I'll translate.
The iron doors are locked on the outside
with a stainless steel padlock
and on the inside is an alloy padlock
-Zinc.
-Zinc.
I took zinc a couple days ago.
And vitamin B.
From Beto. You could use some.
Aha, bye!
She is right.
Why are we so stupid?
Everybody, pay attention to me.
-Are we with the killer in the house?
-Yes.
And all the doors are locked.
Let's figure out what to do.
Man
When life closes a door,
it opens a window.
But, Beto, there are bars
on all the windows like prison.
Is Dad in Buzz House?
That's hot.
There's no bars on the second floor.
Well, how do you jump
from the second floor?
Listen to me. It's like when you fall down
in an elevator.
Before you land, you jump,
and you don't feel that impact,
you don't get the damage.
You're talking Minecraft.
You guys, take me,
drop me from the second floor,
I'll break my other leg,
and my hands, get the ambulance,
and the ambulance will run over me,
meteors falling, dogs biting me,
maybe Selly'll give me a few more thou,
he'll take pity on me.
Hang on a second.
Who had the house keys this whole time?
Man, I don't have them. The keys
have always been with the producer.
-Who you killed. How convenient.
-I didn't kill her.
Think logically.
Why would I kill the producer?
To look for another one,
teach her the trade for two more months?
I also paid her two salaries in advance.
-You can walk?
-It's a miracle from God!
We'd get there faster if you let me go.
No, my pleasure.
We're taking a little break.
It's better for you.
Man, they have so much food here!
If we hide here,
we can survive for three months.
What do they have here?
You hide here.
Beto, if we escape from here,
I think we should give ourselves a chance.
Chance dies last.
-You really have a good soul.
-And you got a soul about my size.
Look at the sunflower seeds
these homeowners have here!
See? I was craving for them.
Get in there, I'm gonna go get Imogen.
Vlada in the box
Don't fucking forget where I put her.
Vlada in the box
There we go.
He's gonna kill us all.
Man, I was so stupid.
Calm down, Costi, I beg you.
You did your best, okay?
But I shouldn't have brought you here.
That's my curse.
I shouldn't have brought you here.
Stop it.
Let's sit down.
I'm with you, okay?
I'm on your side just like
Di Maria was to Messi,
when they lost the World Cup in 2014,
they didn't give up and in 2022, they won.
It'll be fine, I promise.
I love you, Di Maria.
I love you too, Messi.
Help!
Beto!
It's freezing.
It's so high! It has nothing to do
what Albert said. How do we get down?
I'm glad I'm not the only one
who thought of that.
-Let's get some help.
-Let's go get help.
Okay.
Go. Alexia, you go first. I'll stay here.
Hang on!
Come on, you can do it!
Stop it, Theo, I can manage.
Oh, I'm sick.
Hold this for me.
Rinu, you gotta be kidding me.
Put the glass down, damn it!
What's at the bottom is spite.
Hey, I'm sick.
Rinu, try to pull yourself together,
I won't leave you here.
-Are you okay?
-What's going on?
Rinu's sick. I think she drank too much.
I didn't!
I didn't even warm up. It's weird.
Theo?
Yes!
Vlada in the box
Vlada in the box
What is it, you panicky moron?
I got scared.
Is that how you hold the gun?
Yes.
Look, cuz.
The more you hold it sideways
the cooler you are.
You see how the cops hold it?
It ain't right.
You gotta keep it that way.
We're either gangsters,
or we ain't gangsters no more.
Come on, I think I got it.
Like this?
Anyway, cuz.
I don't even know if it works.
We gotta run, Costi. He'll kill us all.
Let me check.
Come on, please.
What's that?
Stop it, he'll realize we're here.
Can you hear anything?
Costi, can you hear anything?
Where should I hide you?
No, in the closet, I'll distract him.
-Girl, you're blushing. Are you okay?
-It hurts a little, but I'm okay.
You're a little red yourself.
Are you okay?
-Am I?
-Yes.
It's not so bad.
Your skin is red.
It's okay.
Let's just get out of here alive.
Yes, but we got to get out of here.
If we stay here, he's gonna shoot us too.
Come on, let's go.
This is a great place.
He'll come here
only if he needs to use the restroom.
Imogen!
Look at my hair!
Oh, man!
Damn puzzle,
they've painted you a picture.
Imogen!
Beto!
Beto!
Where the hell did that come from?
So now it all makes sense.
That's why he stopped answering his phone.
PAPER TISSUES
Let's think about this.
If we had some quiet
That's the agent
who rented the house to us.
And he was already dead.
This is premeditated.
And who could have done this, but Dracea?
Because he wants to get back at me.
Why would he want to get back at you?
Childish things. We joke around.
I guess he can't get over the fact
that I abandoned him in the woods.
You what?
-So it's true.
-What's true?
You told me you risked your life
to save him.
But, baby, it was either me or him.
Really, Costi?
But, baby, that's not important right now.
Wait. That's not important right now.
We have to get out alive.
Dead to the dead.
Let's put him back in the closet.
Wow, what a watch he's got!
Get him off me!
I think I hear something in here.
I think somebody's in there.
No shit, Sherlock!
It's me, Vlada!
I think it's Vlada.
No shit, Sherlock!
Hang on.
Hey, Imogen!
Who are you, man?
Hang on, man It's Imogen, come on!
Imogen! How are you?
I'm so glad you're okay, are you crazy?
-What's up?
-What the hell? Well, around.
-What are you doing?
-Look, with your foot.
What the fuck did you do?
What do you think? Grigore killed himself.
I swear to God.
What? Did he killed himself? By himself?
Yes, he killed himself with a gun.
-But I'm glad Vlada's safe.
-Really?
-Did he get you? Did he hit you?
-No, I hid in here.
I'm hiding, he won't see me.
-Let's go find Selly.
-Okay.
-Can you walk?
-Let's go.
Hey, take it easy.
Give me that.
There he is!
I can't.
Where I'm gonna sing next year?
At the Saga?
Look, these cauliflowers on your feet.
How can you die with these cauliflowers?
Old woman's knee. This one has rheumatism.
Well, you died!
Listen
Beto?
If he's dead, will they make a statue
of him in the Constitution Square?
You're just joking.
I think he's breathing!
Didn't I tell you that he's not dying
so easily?
-Let's get him up.
-Dude, check it out.
If you want to play this year
on the main stage,
you gotta give this guy
mouth to mouth resuscitation.
I think he'll come to his senses
with a couple pats on the back.
Oh, man, he didn't drown!
Did you hear that?
No.
Now I heard.
Now I didn't hear it.
Heavenly King
Miguel, estoy embarasada!
Get up!
Wake up, Romanian
From your death sleep
Plum brandy from grandpa.
Open his mouth.
It has 70 degrees.
That's enough!
Wait, man, don't waste it!
Give it here, he might come to his senses!
Hey.
He's bye-bye, there's nothing you can do.
Goodbye.
His card.
-I can't do that.
-His card.
I can't do it!
Were you gonna take my card?
Is it my fault you negotiated bad?
No, bro, I was checking your pulse,
come on!
What's up? Where's everybody else?
Yo Vlada!
Man!
It's a good thing I thought to hide Vlada!
Vlada, I've come to get you!
Dude, are you playing crazy with me?
I could have come earlier,
but I had some work with the guys.
Do you want to argue?
Did I put this here?
Do you know where I put the key?
Snow White, may Dragos die!
The way she died.
What have you done, Beto?
Vlada in the box.
I'd give anything to get her back.
Anything?
God, even her voice stuck in my head.
And I haven't told her
everything that's on my heart.
You can tell me now.
I can't believe you're alive!
But how did you change so fast?
You look good in white,
but you know you get dirty easier.
Why did you leave me here
to freeze to death?
Come on, let's not start
with those metamorpholis expressions.
You know I've been busy.
It's not an expression. I really died.
Beto!
It's like a prank!
Wait It's not my fault.
Why did you abandon me?
Beto?
But I didn't abandon you. You should have
seen me fight the assassin,
before he came after you.
You should have seen me.
How romantic. You did this for me?
I did this for you.
And I'll do anything for you if you want.
Really?
But doesn't that make me ghost-phile?
No, that would bond us for life.
I mean have a nice memory, right?
No. I mean, if we hook up,
we'll stay together
for life.
-Those dictators really tied you up.
-They did.
Hey!
-Did you hear that?
-There's a phone. Go!
-Hurry up.
-I am hurrying.
So, if we do you know what,
we have to spend the rest of our lives
together, like a curse?
Well, anyway, that would be nice
after all, right?
Like a curse.
Books always scared me.
-Trust me, you'll like it.
-So, what powers do you have?
-I can move things.
-I felt it.
What do you mean?
I mean you can help me borrow laptops,
cell phones. That doesn't sound bad.
What else can you do?
I can read minds,
but not so good with you.
And I'm invisible. To anyone. Except you.
So basically, no one would know.
-Who?
-Nobody. Just saying. Random.
Beto, you have to make a decision. Now.
What are you doing, man?
What, man? I'm looking for Imogen.
-OK We'll leave you. Come on, Costi.
-Good luck.
Oh, man!
Fuck your grandma
that makes you doughnuts!
Hey, come on! He knows how to fight!
Do you know how much Tanta beats me?
Countess of Monte Porch!
Imogen, are you all right?
Hey!
Beto.
What's the matter?
I know who it is.
Who?
The assassin.
Well, brother, who is it?
If I tell you
Tell me. One more fart and you die.
You won't believe it.
The murderer is
Bro, come on, do you want me to guess?
Take a guess.
-It's Gojira, cuz.
-Man, long live your family.
Of all the names in Romania,
did you find Gojira? Why Gojira?
Then who is he?
If I tell you
Who is the cassassin.
Who is the assassin?
The assassin is
Look at him!
He can't tell me who the murderer is!
And on his live feeds
he gives all the spoilers.
Damn it!
Hey, did you find out who the killer is?
Find out what, cuz?
Because he died before he told me.
At least I get some insurance money.
Can you untie me? Check this out.
What model are these?
I'll fix you now.
God, what were you people thinking.
to tie me up?
-Look over there.
-Come on.
Take that.
Costi, I think someone's in there.
I'm scared.
It's just Rinu, dead drunk.
She's just dead.
She's dead.
Look!
Costi.
Hold me
Who are you?
Well, are you still slick?
You didn't cut me, asshole!
I told you that the Chiparus is Dracea.
Yeah, I already knew that.
Why didn't you tell me?
Well, I told you.
Rock!
Rock! Where have you gone, Rock?
Rock, I'll fix you, don't go, Rock!
Hey, asshole, all this happened
because of you!
Wait, man, I just wanted to scare you,
as a joke.
After all, you're an asshole too
for leaving me in the woods.
So you're in cahoots with him!
No, I just got a text with the location.
I knew where you were filming.
Wait! Costi didn't send you
a text with the location?
Didn't you find this location?
The agent texted me, too.
And now it all makes sense,
because the agent is stiff in the closet.
It's all connected from the beginning,
but you guys are too stupid.
Hang on. He just used me.
I have never killed in my life
not even a calorie.
I wanted to scare you.
And you, man in your 40s,
instead of playing backgammon in the park,
you find yourself making jokes?
Yeah, man, I was wrong,
you were wrong. That's it.
I'm really sorry I left you in the woods.
I'm sorry Tina died, too.
Freeze! Nobody leaves
until we get the truth!
Get down!
-Get down!
-Come on, hurry!
Yes, boss!
My lives, are you all right?
Come on, fuck,
now I gotta reshoot everything.
The others? Anybody else alive?
Anybody else in the house?
-Nobody else, no.
-No.
Yes, there's a boy, Crazy Albert.
He's gone that way.
What?
Come to the van, please.
Looks like I'm used to handcuffs already.
What about me, cuz?
-What about Tina?
-Better you don't know.
Next to me is the hero
of this terrifying night, Theo Zeciu,
who managed to escape from this house
where several murders have taken place.
He managed to escape the house of horror
and alert the authorities in time.
Theo, how does it feel
to be the hero of this night?
Honestly, I don't even know how it feels.
I'm still processing what just happened.
First of all, I want to thank my community
for standing by me
through this difficult time.
I have received so many messages
of encouragement, of support,
and it means a lot to me.
I'm glad, though, that I was able to save
Costi, Dracea, Albert.
-And Mr. Selly?
-And Selly, of course.
I'm very sorry for my colleagues.
It's very sad what happened this evening.
In this house, so many innocent persons
lost their lives
and some in terrible ways.
Take Tina, for example.
She had a truly terrible death.
I don't even want to remember.
Theo, who do you think
is behind these murders?
It's very hard to say,
but all I can say is that whoever did this
had a very well-laid plan
and strategized for some months,
it was all calculated.
I'm afraid we're dealing
with a professional.
With us was Theo Zeciu,
one of the survivors.
We'll stay here and we'll be reporting
from the House of Horrors,
where, may I remind you,
last night was a real massacre.
I thought I was losing you, my love.
How, bro, to lose me?
You think you can get rid of me so easily?
It must have been very hard for you there.
Yeah it was really hard.
But have you thought a little about me?
Of course I thought about you.
Only and only you.
What the hell?
-What, bro?
-Something pulled my hair!
Must be the draft.
Why didn't you say you had a girlfriend?
Didn't you say you could read minds?
What?
But you never thought about her.
You told me you liked me.
Now you actually have a girlfriend?
-Come on, let's go.
-Go where?
-You're such a liar.
-Who are you talking to?
Didn't you say your whole life?
I want you to explain.
You're crazy!
I want an explanation. I don't care, okay?
My life, we got a little bit more
and we make three million subscribers.
Thank you so much for being here, bro,
and without your support
I couldn't have gotten here.
AlexGaming69 donated two euros.
"Did you expect Dracea to be the killer?"
My life, I honestly never thought
about that for a second,
but since the authorities
have made this decision,
I figure they have proof,
I mean, they've established there
"You grew up so fast, Theo."
Well, honestly, yeah, I have grown
really fast, and I want to thank you,
but it was really helpful
what happened in there somehow.
We need ten more subscribers
to make three million.
Come on, we can do it! Come on, ten more!
Come on with
Come on with ten more subscribers to make
Hold on, I heard something in the hallway.
Two seconds.
I don't understand what happened.
Just a minute.
Dude, what are you doing? Man!
Wait! No!