CatBoy (2023) Movie Script
1
"Who hasn't fantasized
about being brave enough
to parade naked and free on a
catwalk and still feel sexy?
Without fear of being too
masculine or too feminine.
I've always been fascinated
with ballrooms,
and finally, I was invited to one..."
- by BallroomLife.
@MASC 4 MASC:
- ONLY MASCULINE GUYS
- NO CAMP
- NO PAINTED NAILS
- NO PROGRESSIVES
- NORMAL GUYS
@ONLY LOCALS:
DON'T MESSAGE ME IF YOU'RE:
- BLACK
- ASIAN
- LATINO
ONLY DECENT LOCAL PEOPLE.
@LOOKINGFORHUNG:
- REAL XXL HUNG GUYS ONLY (SEND PHOTO)
- NOTHING UNDER 8 INCHES
- IF YOU HAVE A MICRODICK,
GO TO THE NEXT PROFILE.
@MASC REAL:
ONLY FIT GUYS
GYM-BRO
NON-SCENE
VERY STRAIGHT-ACTING
IF NOT U, UR NOT MY TYPE. DEAL WITH IT.
NO CAMP GUYS
ONLY LOCALS
NO FAT GUYS
NO FOREIGNERS
NO LATINOS
NO BLACKS
MAX. 35 Y/O
HUNG 4 HUNG
NO CAMP
ONLY HUNG
NO FEMS
NO SHORT GUYS
MAX. 40
WANT MASC
NO PROGRESSIVES
ONLY WHITE
NO CAMP
ONLY MASC
Where are you, girl?
You're coming to the ball, right?
I'm walking (competing) soon, and
I want you to see all this divinity.
Remember the category,
"Glitter and Sparkle".
Bye! See you soon.
"CATBOY"
directed by Cristian Sitjas.
Hey, queen!
Girl! I thought you wouldn't come!
Ah! So exciting!
So, you're going to walk tonight, right?
No idea.
Seriously? People would go nuts
if they saw how you move.
Hey! What's up with you?
Nothing...
Yeah, right. I know you!
Let's see, what have we here?
NO CAMP GUYS
XL 4 XL
NO BLACKS
Aren't you mad at this?
Yeah, no-one talks to me.
If I add a profile pic,
nobody messages me.
When I take it down, they complain,
then block me when they see I'm black.
Well, make the most of the ballroom.
Here, we celebrate everything
that's rejected outside.
People don't care about your
skin colour, your body shape,
or how camp you are.
Here, let me put a little glitter on you.
This will help a bunch.
Babe, stop, stop!
Ugh, girl, relax! Feel the vibe!
Let's see what you've got.
Are you for real?
You'll get the chop the minute
you walk wearing this.
Here, I've brought something.
You're going to slay them.
- What?!
- I won't take no for an answer.
Final category of the night,
"Catboy: Sex Siren"!
Girl, everyone is looking at us.
Have you seen yourself?
You're stunning!
That's what you're here for!
The judges have decided that we start...
Come on, you're good.
From the House of Fire,
we have Leo Fire!
Fire, fire!
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5,
- Go, go, come on!
- 4, 3, 2, 1.
We have a newcomer!
"Who hasn't fantasized
about being brave enough
to parade naked and free on a
catwalk and still feel sexy?
Without fear of being too
masculine or too feminine.
I've always been fascinated
with ballrooms,
and finally, I was invited to one..."
- by BallroomLife.
@MASC 4 MASC:
- ONLY MASCULINE GUYS
- NO CAMP
- NO PAINTED NAILS
- NO PROGRESSIVES
- NORMAL GUYS
@ONLY LOCALS:
DON'T MESSAGE ME IF YOU'RE:
- BLACK
- ASIAN
- LATINO
ONLY DECENT LOCAL PEOPLE.
@LOOKINGFORHUNG:
- REAL XXL HUNG GUYS ONLY (SEND PHOTO)
- NOTHING UNDER 8 INCHES
- IF YOU HAVE A MICRODICK,
GO TO THE NEXT PROFILE.
@MASC REAL:
ONLY FIT GUYS
GYM-BRO
NON-SCENE
VERY STRAIGHT-ACTING
IF NOT U, UR NOT MY TYPE. DEAL WITH IT.
NO CAMP GUYS
ONLY LOCALS
NO FAT GUYS
NO FOREIGNERS
NO LATINOS
NO BLACKS
MAX. 35 Y/O
HUNG 4 HUNG
NO CAMP
ONLY HUNG
NO FEMS
NO SHORT GUYS
MAX. 40
WANT MASC
NO PROGRESSIVES
ONLY WHITE
NO CAMP
ONLY MASC
Where are you, girl?
You're coming to the ball, right?
I'm walking (competing) soon, and
I want you to see all this divinity.
Remember the category,
"Glitter and Sparkle".
Bye! See you soon.
"CATBOY"
directed by Cristian Sitjas.
Hey, queen!
Girl! I thought you wouldn't come!
Ah! So exciting!
So, you're going to walk tonight, right?
No idea.
Seriously? People would go nuts
if they saw how you move.
Hey! What's up with you?
Nothing...
Yeah, right. I know you!
Let's see, what have we here?
NO CAMP GUYS
XL 4 XL
NO BLACKS
Aren't you mad at this?
Yeah, no-one talks to me.
If I add a profile pic,
nobody messages me.
When I take it down, they complain,
then block me when they see I'm black.
Well, make the most of the ballroom.
Here, we celebrate everything
that's rejected outside.
People don't care about your
skin colour, your body shape,
or how camp you are.
Here, let me put a little glitter on you.
This will help a bunch.
Babe, stop, stop!
Ugh, girl, relax! Feel the vibe!
Let's see what you've got.
Are you for real?
You'll get the chop the minute
you walk wearing this.
Here, I've brought something.
You're going to slay them.
- What?!
- I won't take no for an answer.
Final category of the night,
"Catboy: Sex Siren"!
Girl, everyone is looking at us.
Have you seen yourself?
You're stunning!
That's what you're here for!
The judges have decided that we start...
Come on, you're good.
From the House of Fire,
we have Leo Fire!
Fire, fire!
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5,
- Go, go, come on!
- 4, 3, 2, 1.
We have a newcomer!