Caught Stealing (2025) Movie Script
1
Hey, hey, hey!
Can you turn the clock on?
Go, go, go, go, go!
Set fire to the town on me.
Set fire to your boys and your kids.
Set fire to the flag held high.
Set fire to your book of runners.
Set fire to your gun and your badge.
Set fire in reprimand.
Set fire to your nice review.
Set fire to the tools you use.
Your boys are dead.
You met us all in the wild card,
man.
I love you, I'm glad you pulled all the
respect the fuck off.
Hey!
Hey!
Come here, let your flag shot,
guys.
I'm here for it.
Kick some fucking ass out of me.
All right, bro, the shot's on me.
Then you gotta go.
All right, fuck!
Yo!
I'm not sure I recognize their face,
but they look familiar.
Classy.
You're the one flashing your tits.
I made a save tonight, OD.
That's incredible.
I've got push-up adrenaline, I'm not
thinking clearly.
Let's go back to your place and you can
take advantage of my poor judgment.
I depend on your poor judgment.
I'll be right out.
The Giants scored 18 runs yesterday.
Uh-huh.
They couldn't score two runs today.
Mmm-hmm.
So how are they gonna make them three
games played like that?
Nothing you're saying is even a little bit
sexy.
I'm sexy without saying anything.
So then shoot the fuck out.
Come on, kids, get over with.
I'm sorry, Miss Kitty.
Is it all right?
Hey!
Oi!
What the fuck are you doing, Geezer?
I've got a fucking comedian in the house.
Is that the best you can do?
You sound like Dib Bang Dike, mate.
All right, Evon.
Looking nice.
It's all booty and cold, is it?
Charming as always, Russ.
All right, what was that?
Nothing's up.
I need it in my butt for me.
Oh, no, no, I'm not good at taking care of
things.
What was that?
My flatmate.
It's a cat.
I like cats.
Good.
He never fucking bit you, he loves you.
Man, there's gotta be someone else.
Hey, listen, stop thinking about yourself.
My dad had a stroke here.
I've gotta fly back to London.
So just feed him, give him a little love
and that.
Right, and it'll be fucking... it'll be
happy.
Dudes, kinda late.
Sorry, Dwayne.
I like to party, but some of us work in
the morning.
Sure thing, Dwayne.
Not like I wanna call the cops or
anything.
Hey, you fuck off!
With your Wall Street dropping your
fucking money off!
My dad's dying, eh?
Russ!
You fucking... Russ!
I got you, let's keep your love in peace.
You're just fucking dead!
You know, I'm not some douchebag finance
yuppie.
Yes, you are!
I built websites.
That is very cold, Dwayne.
Goodnight, man.
Good morning.
Good morning.
I built websites.
You hear that?
Cat!
You think Dwayne will call the cops on us?
That's that, I'm gonna go check.
Alright, we'll hurry back in.
Nailed on.
One.
You have one.
Henry, it's Bob.
I cut my hours back again.
And our boys 18 runs yesterday and zip off
today.
Exactly.
They're making me crazy.
They'd have the wildcard locked if you
were on the team.
Call me.
Love you.
Go Giants!
Love you, Mom.
Oh, Cat!
Cat!
He's in here.
What's wrong with you?
Baby, he's not staying here.
Oh, come on.
He's getting your hair all over the bed.
Look!
He loves you.
I like dogs.
With dogs growing up.
Of course you did.
You like dogs and baseball.
Tom Tom's.
Have your money when you can.
Such a nice small town boy.
Sorry.
Small town boy, huh?
And that's so nice.
Oh, yeah?
Who?
Better watch me point that thing.
You a bad boy?
Try me.
Shouldn't I be scared?
You silly girls think you're so powerful.
Yeah, we're pretty fast.
How fast?
Fast than you.
Oh, man.
It's perfect.
I got a beer.
Hey, did you have fun?
No.
My breakfast is champions.
Yep.
I heard in those moldy frozen bagels.
All right.
You got it done?
Yeah, it's almost won.
So are you okay?
I'm good.
All right.
I got a toothpaste.
Call you later.
I'll give him my number.
And the giant is facing the buckle.
I can't see it.
It's practically seven planes.
The giant's are cooked out of a wart.
Where is my fort?
You want a fort?
Do you want a fort?
I got a fort for you.
Hey, buddy.
It's not for you.
That's human food.
What?
Oh, you're hungry.
Yeah, yeah.
I'll go get you some food.
Hey!
Who are you?
Is Rush home?
Who are you?
Oh, me boy.
Mr. Baseball.
Take him out with the ball.
Hey, is Rush in there?
No, he's not here.
It's not in business.
What's the baby like?
I don't care, kid.
Mr. Baseball.
Dude, stop
its not your buisness
call cops
im calling
Are they gone?
That's not good.
You clock sitting with that burn-o from
Danville?
Yeah.
Melissa said she got within the piss you
are.
Man, sitting to do what she wants.
I can't be right.
For real, though.
See that Dodger scale in the stands?
Why are you riding me?
What is this today?
He was against you.
Dodger's got the second pick.
I won't go that high.
No, I'm not getting trapped by the
Dodgers.
Fifteenth pick, that's me.
With the fifteenth pick
of the major league, he
trapped the San Francisco
Giants select, Hank Thompson!
That's what I'm talking about.
Want another one?
Get that.
Then he doesn't lock me, man.
Take it easy.
Take it easy.
They cut off all of you until they kid me
out.
What?
What did you do then?
I was ruptured and it was gonna kill you.
Don't.
Okay.
You've been in and out of it for two days.
Two days?
Yeah.
Shit.
What happened?
Oh, my mom.
Is there a phone?
Do you have your phone?
Yeah, yeah.
Two days without a call.
Hey, Mom, it's me.
Yeah, no, I'm fine.
I'm sorry.
I just... I was sick.
Yeah, it was just food poisoning.
But, hey, I'm okay.
I've got a friend with me.
I'm just a friend.
But, hey, I was really out of it the last
couple of days.
What happened?
Really?
Wow, that's great.
Um, hey, I'm really out of it.
So, um, can we...
All right.
Yeah, I love you.
Go Giants.
Giants are only one gang back.
Your priorities fascinate me.
I fascinate you.
Not what I said.
Oh, here you are.
I'm a good sign.
I just got here.
Oh, a cop came by.
I didn't know what to tell her.
She left a card.
What the hell happened?
Some guys, they came looking for Russ,
and they got pissed at me for some reason.
Russ, of course.
I have to get out of here.
You've just had surgery.
No, I can't afford this.
I've got to get out of here before I wreck
a bigger bill.
Yeah, okay, fine.
But there are rules.
Low sodium.
I don't like salt.
Low smoking.
Smoking is gross.
No caffeine.
Caffeine and 3G drink.
And, um...
No alcohol.
Forever.
Okay.
Seriously, Hank, can you process toxins?
Alcohol is a toxin, you understand?
Yeah.
Well, I don't drink that much.
Okay.
Here you go, bud.
You can take it easy, test guy.
I like to be prepared in case I have to
entertain.
I don't like stupid guys, Hank.
Well, if you want a banker or something,
Dwayne's right down the hall.
That's not funny.
He's not a banker.
He builds websites.
What is it with you?
What?
Purposely acting stupid whenever shit gets
real.
I don't do that.
Okay, I do that.
But I really don't know what you want.
I want to know if I can take this
seriously.
You... you want to get serious?
We're at that place.
Either we go deeper or we get out.
Okay.
So...
what do you need to take us seriously?
I just need to know that you're a guy that
can take care of his shit.
I don't want to be with someone who's
running away from his life.
You run away from what you're afraid of.
Then it owns you.
Call you later.
Not my number.
You got my hat.
You don't think I'll do it?
Fuck you.
What's your problem?
Shoot.
No, not a bit.
I get down.
But come on.
Dude.
There are reasons I like dogs.
Hey, still no trash pickup?
It's okay for me.
Hey, you got any cans in there?
No, man, just bars.
Drink up the top boys.
Help a brother out.
Not bad.
Hey, you're all right, Harry.
And his bodyguards, Al and Joseph.
Come here.
How
many did you see?
Three altogether, I think.
Detective Roman, mind if I use your
facilities?
I'm not allowed to craft a crime scene.
Okay.
You have to hold the handle down or the
clocks.
I know how to put it.
Police work at his most glamorous.
Oh, hey.
Look at that.
Hey, Kenny.
He's a biter.
Hey.
I wouldn't.
Oh, fucking man, Ethan.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
Sorry.
So you think you saw three?
Can you describe any of them?
There were the two Ukrainians who beat me
up the other day.
And then there was another...
And you know the Ukrainians?
They had accents in the middle of Ukraine
right around the corner.
Yeah, no, they're not Ukrainians.
Mafia took over that neighborhood years
ago.
They didn't sound Italian.
Russian Mafia, more violent than the
Italians, wears food.
Oh, great.
Ain't you a fan?
Or you play?
I played.
I don't know.
College?
Semi-pro?
High school.
Oh.
Oh, maybe you played real ball.
I played real ball.
Uh-huh.
What do you know about Mr. Miner's
criminal activities?
Nothing.
Russ, he's not a criminal.
How long you been here, Mr. Thompson?
Well, eleven years in New York and six,
seven years in this place.
Long enough to see all the changes.
Increased policing, fancy restaurants,
gentrification.
Yeah.
But even with all those
changes, you don't get a detective
from narcotics here on the
bullshit assault and robbery.
Narcotics?
I'm here because Russ
Miner, he's a person of
interest in a non-bullshit
narcotics investigation.
He talked to you about that?
No, he just said he had to go see his dad
in London.
You buy any drugs from Russ?
I don't do drugs.
Are they?
You deal drugs with him?
No, ma'am.
When was the last time you talked to these
guys?
I don't know.
I don't know those guys.
These guys right here, they're scary
monsters.
Whatever you're doing with them,
you should tell me about it before they
decide you look better with your eyes cut
out.
I'm not doing anything with them,
okay?
All right, all right.
Are you messing with me?
Kind of fucking with you.
Never know what'll pop loose.
I held it down by the clock anyway.
I'm done across the hall.
You couldn't tell me that before you
ruined the Citizen's Plumbing?
I had to go.
Get the fuck out of here.
I'm gonna ask you a direct question.
Okay.
Are you fucking with me?
No, I don't normally say I've got nothing
to fuck with.
What?
What?
I'm fucking with you again.
Never know what'll pop loose.
But experience tells me you're not telling
me something.
You think it's something that doesn't
matter, but it might.
So one more time, is there anything you
want to tell me?
I'm really scared.
They don't care about you.
They put me in a hospital.
That is collateral damage.
There's nothing to worry about.
Unless the scary monsters come around.
You see them, you call me.
Alright?
Alright.
How'd your boys do today?
They beat the pirates.
So, one game back.
My money's on the Mets.
Good day, Mr. Thompson.
Mmm.
What the fuck, bud?
What did you eat?
I don't know what I said.
What?
It's a quack.
Hey, Jack.
What's my point?
Take it off.
Russ?
Hello?
What are you doing?
Double park?
Detective Roman in YPD.
Leave a message.
Call you back.
I also think I may have found something
important.
So just call me or...
No.
I don't think it's safe here.
I'll call you back.
Hey, Bo!
Bo!
Bo!
What the fuck?
Russ, what the fuck?
You give me a two-man scary monster.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey, can you stop me?
This is our key.
Nothing through here.
Alright.
Self-service, here we go.
Stop the drive!
Come on, let's go.
Get the fuck out of here.
You sure you don't want to give him
another drink?
We were just having some fun.
Oh, the fuck up, Paul.
Watch out!
The third he breaks for home is going to
be closed.
Yes!
Jack, who faces this way, Superstar?
Superstar?
Come on, baby.
Get out of the street.
Let's get you home.
What?
I think that's funny.
You want me to face my fears, but you
think that's funny.
What?
What is it you're trying to say?
I had so much.
It was right here.
And then...
Okay.
She'd tell me how do I face that.
You know, how do I face when I had so
much, and now all I have is garbage.
Garbage.
Oh, baby.
Taxi!
I didn't need you.
Yeah, I'm done babysitting tonight.
Oh, baby.
Harry, my boy.
Harry, my boy.
Amazing boy.
Duncan, Duncan.
And I think...
I think that's why we're here today.
Hang, fella.
My boy, Jamal Poulrow.
What'd you do to the cat?
I passed the shitty cat, and it bit me.
So... I kicked the shitty cat.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no.
We're here to talk to the guy.
Okay, okay, okay.
Put him on a leash.
My girl, that's this way what you did.
Mira.
Let me explain what's happening.
These guys, they will not hit you until
you tell them things.
But I believe that there has to be a
better way to come to an understanding.
La vita la.
Some guys wave a gun around like he's
there.
But I don't need to wave anything around.
Either I get what I want, or my pistol
will talk for me.
You understand?
Russ went to see his dad in London.
Perfecto!
Hey-o!
Hey-o!
But first, he gave you something,
right?
Yeah.
There was a key.
He didn't give it to me, but he hid it in
the litter box.
In the bathroom.
All with no hitting, all around,
is the baseball.
He was in a fake rubber poo.
That's where I found it.
I got so wasted, I don't remember what
happened, but I watched the season.
Fake poo?
So funny.
But no key.
He doesn't understand nice.
Look what I found.
Do your thing.
Stop.
It's your turn.
Stop.
For a second, I got really...
Where is the key?
Wait, wait, wait,
just wait, just wait.
Where is the key open?
I don't know.
Don't
remember what I did with the key.
Take our own.
Dudes, I can hear whatever you're doing
all the way down the hall.
What the fuck is that?
That's the happy asshole.
They don't even need to fuck off.
Now.
Hey, fuck off, Dwayne.
Dude.
Seriously, fuck off, man.
Hey, dude, how about you fuck off?
Seriously?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no.
Fuck off, Dwayne!
Let me show the fuck what you're doing.
Beyond, tell me those things.
What you got?
They're in here to control him.
Sorry.
The happy world, please.
Cool.
Go tell me again.
Well, you know.
Can you talk to the lady cub?
If you called that bitch
again, or any cub, we will
kill everyone you care
about in the whole world.
Me no matter.
Get the key.
Call me.
Don't fuck around.
Ball game.
I'm going to Disneyland.
I don't dream anymore.
Hey, all right, show!
I couldn't take care of them.
Holy shit.
They hurt him.
They're in a real fucking role,
Hank.
Seriously, that shit's impressive.
Clemmor.
It's time to hang it out so much.
I'm not sure sleepers are thinking that.
Cute.
All right, let's check this out.
All right, not too bad.
Just lost a few stables.
You okay?
What are you doing?
Calling a bus.
No, no, you can't call anyone.
You don't have to get that closed up.
You do it.
I'm not a doctor.
I can't go to the hospital or anything
that might have all come.
Who did this to you?
What's going on?
Stitch it up.
I'll be okay.
I don't have sutures here.
I don't have eyes.
I can't.
All right.
All right.
I have something.
It's gonna leave a nasty scar,
though.
Stop moving.
I have to shut.
Stay still.
Okay.
Just like they do it on the front lines.
Can I?
Oh, no.
You gotta leave that in for at least a
couple days.
I'm wearing a flight.
What the fuck, Hank?
I can't remember what happened last night.
Shocker.
Paul said he came in asking for a favor.
Started drinking with the life of the
party.
Got a little bitter about
baseball, so... Are you sure?
I have to go.
What?
You still haven't told me what the fuck is
going on.
Something fucked up has happened,
and I gotta deal with it right now.
Let's call the cops.
No, baby.
They said no cops.
I can handle it.
No, you can't.
These people hurt cats.
You watch it for me.
Yeah, I'll take care of it.
You take care of yourself.
All right.
I'll call you later.
Paul's power.
All's not here.
Neither is your wife.
Hey, it's Hank.
The key I gave you last night,
I need to get it.
Uh... Hey!
Oh, shit!
Get down!
Let them go!
Get down!
Get down!
I need attention!
Why are you running?
Oh, what?
Paul's power.
All's not here.
Neither is your wife.
Is that a beer?
Yeah, sure.
Hola.
It's Hank Thompson.
Hank, did you remember something?
I know where the key is.
Don't let them.
Don't make me guess.
I'm gonna go get it now.
I'll go with you to keep you company.
No, it's with a friend.
I'm not taking it.
Which friend?
Ah, the chica in Chinatown.
What?
What?
What?
I told you what we do to the people you
care about, Hank.
I'm curious, so they're not the job,
Hank?
They're always shining you about playing
real ball, and you're an actual phenom.
Old man must've called you real good.
Set to be a top pick in the Major League
draft.
Then you messed it up.
So much for baseball.
You'd think you'd learn from that,
but here we are.
That is a contact wound.
The gun was like this.
Somebody gained entry into her apartment,
waited for her, then executed her.
Whatever you into got
this girl killed, and it's
my job to make sure
nobody else gets murdered.
How many split relations are there?
No more
looking at those.
Let's get you out of here.
Come on.
Let's get a coffee.
Alright?
What?
You gonna tell me what's going on?
I'd like evidence you possess the power of
speech.
It was my mom.
Your mom what?
Baseball.
Mom was my coach.
Right on mom.
So these Russians you messed up with,
Pavel and Alexei, in front of local
franchise for a truly evil fucked out
right beach, Igor Dolovov.
And the redhead, the
Puerto Rican guy in Colorado,
he runs a couple of
nightclubs over on their turf.
He's the one who killed Ivan.
He gave you that whole pitola speech.
Yes, exactly.
And it's all a front.
Asshole talks, baby, but he ain't got the
balls to pull the trigger.
Now execution murder.
That's the Drucker Brothers style.
Deep and schmooly.
The Hasid.
But she had nothing to do with them.
Well, they followed the Russians to you
and you to her.
And you ran and you pissed them off.
So they left a message.
Don't fuck with us.
Look, this old cluster fuck is all about
money.
An exotically huge amount of cash.
And that key opens wherever it's hit.
Rustle.
Now you.
And it's not your fault.
I should have called you.
She was right.
Why did I listen to her?
I'm such a...
The key to the bar where I'm working.
I gave it to my boss to hide it and then I
got drunk and I forgot.
Okay?
Okay.
Here you go.
Okay.
This...
This is what I came here for.
Yeah.
This is what we did now.
We're waiting for backup.
You're about a black and white.
Come on, try it.
You're missing out.
I was a kid.
Black and white.
So I only did work this shit down here.
I'm talking real alphabet city.
None of that gentrified, cheat sheet beast
or bullshit.
I grew up in the projects, right over
there at Reed's house, it's off Avenue D.
I grew up down here, worked down here,
and could fucking die down here.
When all of this is over, I'm going to
Tulum.
Beaches, pool bars, that you swim up to.
You sit there, listen to the waves,
think about my new life.
The only thing I'm going to miss is this
cookie.
Backup has arrived.
Where you going, hey?
Nice hat.
Alright, here we go.
Okay, so, how's it looking there?
The owner and some fat guy are doing coke
at the bar.
How much longer will you go and do this
and hang out with your boss?
Oh, I mean, could I buzz her out then?
What's his problem?
He thinks she killed his girl.
I told him you don't have the balls to
pull the trigger.
Ah, ah, ah.
Eraziosa.
Let's go in.
No, we don't have to go in.
He's going to bring it to us.
Okay, good.
You go in and get the key.
Fuck!
Yo, hey, fuck that shit off!
I mean, he's a model.
You seem to be missing the essence of the
situation.
It doesn't matter who killed your girl.
What matters is that you do what you need
to do so that nobody else gets killed.
So what you're going to do is you're going
to go into the bar.
You're going to get the key, and you're
going to bring it to us.
And then that's it.
It's over.
Nightmarins.
You got one minute, hey?
Well, we're coming in.
Nah, the cat stays here.
And then she turns to me and asks me if I
love her.
That's a legit question for a lady to ask
a gentleman for.
What?
Are you helping me or are you fucking with
me?
Listen, who the fuck knows more about
romance, you and me?
Give me what?
Me, motherfucker.
Really?
Yeah, I'm very in tune with my femininity.
No shit.
Here comes trouble.
No code for him.
No booze, either.
Hey, top of the morning, Key, I'm my
favorite friend.
You're my key, man.
You're my messenger to your wife.
What are you showing me?
My key, right now.
Where did you lose it?
Maybe it's in the lost or found inside.
You're losing the key that I brought you
last night.
Was that before or after you fucked up the
phone?
Where is the key that I gave you?
Hey, man, he didn't give me anything.
All you gave me is a pain in the ass.
Hey, good morning.
Hold on.
I just need one moment.
Thank you for having a party.
No, it's my place, man.
We're in a hurry.
Hurry here.
I don't have to see everything I see.
Hey, what's going on?
Mr. Thompson is helping with an
investigation.
He gave you a key last night.
I think I... You can tell us where
that key is, or we can search a place.
You got a fucking warrant for that?
He's not your bro, no problem.
Hey, listen, don't worry.
Hey, tell your boss you want to reclaim
your property.
Yeah, yeah, but I can't.
I just need another eye.
No, no, no, no.
Hey, pull it, Amtrak.
Pull that old thing.
No, my mommy, you flasher.
You fucking good to me?
And this guy's no fucking cop.
You're chill, man.
You're new cops.
And that's me.
Fucking cop.
Oh, fuck.
Amtrak.
Amtrak.
Where is that key?
You got five seconds.
No.
What are you doing?
What the fuck are you doing?
I got a handle.
What the fuck is he talking about?
Put the gun down.
Stop counting, man.
Just stop listening to me.
Calm down.
Calm down.
Put the fucking gun down.
Please listen to me.
Fucking thank you.
That's supposed to fool anyone?
It's just supposed to look like a thing,
all right?
Compute the issue.
It looks like a thing.
Hank gave you a key.
I want it.
Well, it's in the safe.
Paul, Hank.
He is safe.
That's where you told me to put it.
11, 15, 64.
It's fussy.
You got to jiggle it.
Give me the numbers again.
11, 15, 64.
But I'm telling Egan, it's really tricky.
You have to know how to do it.
You can't do it.
Oh, fuck.
Yeah, fuck.
You open it and then come out.
All right?
Understood.
All right.
He's very sensitive here.
Only let's be a toucher.
There you go, baby.
Oh, hey, Hank, it's here.
I got it.
Oh, shit.
Get out.
Fucking knees.
Ah, shit!
Coming, don't bite.
Fuck off.
Drop the key through the slot,
Hank.
I don't know where the fucking thing is.
Oh, Hank, it's not the end of the world.
Just come out and we
can... I'm not coming out.
You got to come out, Hank.
You'll be arrested now and all of this is
going to land on you.
I'll make sure.
You're running.
We have to go.
I can get you out of this mess,
Hank.
But I have to have that key.
You get arrested, you're fucked.
Jason!
Jason!
Run!
Get back out!
Hank!
Hey, Hank.
Hey, you got my pants, man.
Oh, man, I really like these pants.
I know, but I think I left something in
the pocket.
Hank, I'm sorry to disturb you,
buddy.
I just did that.
Oh, well, this?
Listen, thank you.
You keep your pants.
Oh, man, you're all right, Harry.
You
have one new message.
Henry!
Oh, my God, did you believe our boys?
They're streaking as a mess and cops are
shitting the bed.
They're going to do it, even without their
superstars.
I wish I could afford to fly out and watch
the game together.
Are you feeling any better?
Call me.
Don't be a giant.
Dad, you slut!
What the fuck did you get me into?
What is this shit?
Shut up!
Dudes.
He's a fucking cunt, are you, Hank?
You're a cunt, Hank?
Hank, why did you stick me with this?
Well, give me that.
Give me that.
What is it open?
Where is the money?
All money.
A kill of harm, Russ.
Honey, I don't believe we're...
I guess I'll get my wheels, yeah.
You drive.
No.
You'll drive it.
All right.
Me, my vision's fucking blurred.
I don't drive.
Every coat from California drives.
Not me.
What do you mean, not you?
Fucking... You never learn.
Is that why the kids drive Hollywood?
Not from Hollywood.
It's a fucking turn of phrase,
Hank.
What is the idols?
Fucking your seatbelt.
You fucked up, Nate.
I fucked up.
Fuck you, Russ.
Avon was executed like this.
And then Colorado killed Amtrak.
Oh, and then Roman, she shot Colorado in
the head.
And then they killed Paul.
It's not Paul.
What the fuck are you doing with these
people, man?
I will explain.
But only if you promise to stop banging me
in the fucking head.
Yeah?
Fine.
Look, mate, it's simple.
In my younger days, I made an acquaintance
with Lebron's study, the Lebron's.
I became their token Gentile, as it were,
shifting a little gear.
What can I do?
Fucking tennis shoes, Hank.
Not in pots or drugs, mate.
That's what I do.
I deal at a Colorado's club.
So now, I lost track of Lebron's study in
the years, but recently they reappeared.
Having come into possession of an indecent
fucking amount of Belgian ecstasy,
the fucking right politics it
was, makes your eyes go
fucking that way and your
jaw do that like a pirate shit.
But, the shame of it was, I happened to be
recently busted by a Roman.
I would never have a snitch on something,
but she'd lock me up.
So, when I heard about the ex,
I filled her in.
But, the filth that she is, she's not
interested in making an arrest.
See, because she's in that house to
this evil fucking Russian mob boss, Igor.
You all right?
All right.
So, Roma broke up the deal to sell the ex
through Colorado's clubs on Igor's turn.
Everyone gets a cut.
But, here's the rub.
None of these fucks trust each other with
cash flow.
They want to do a big split at the end.
And for that, my friend, they need a
banker.
I trusted you to be their banker.
I'm not some fucking banker.
I do this for a living.
I know him.
I've got history.
Plus, also, I'm scared shitless of him.
They know I won't fuck him over.
You said you did fuck him?
For fucking purpose.
You said your dad had a stroke.
Yeah, he's fucking dead.
Man, I'm sorry to hear that.
So, you weren't trying to rip him off?
No.
I've got a call about that.
I went home.
That whole flight, I was meant to be.
I get to London.
That's in the fucking ICU.
I've got space if I could put it in the...
Man, you can't come spinning.
And he fucking hits me.
I dodged out without telling anyone.
I call the answering service.
I've got a thousand messages saying I'm
dead.
I am if I don't produce the money.
So, where is it?
What are you waiting for?
They've all just made selfies for me.
Welcome to fucking Narnia.
You're supposed to do the big split that I
left.
How much is there?
A wee bit over.
And you put a key in a litter box?
Yeah, because I didn't
expect my next-door
neighbour to go through
the fucking cat shit, did I?
Okay, all right, okay.
So, we call room.
We tell them we had...
Man, we can't trust her.
It's more complicated than that.
It's more complicated.
I want to go home.
I want to see my mom.
Shit.
Mom.
Phone, you want a phone in mine?
Yeah.
Just don't use all my minions.
Yeah, and you're welcome, by the way.
Fuck.
Mom, it's me.
Yeah, they're doing great.
Hey, listen.
There's going to be news.
On the TV, maybe.
Or maybe the police will.
Mom, Mom, you've got to listen to me.
It is not true, okay?
I didn't do what they said.
Mom, I can't explain right now.
You have to fuck.
I'm okay.
I have to go.
I love you.
You have to go, Giants.
They all think I fucked them, Hank.
I'm dead.
Even if I show up with the money.
So, I'm going to take you home.
The man?
Catch a flight at La Guardia.
So, what happens to me?
That's what I mean.
You're fucked.
Get in here.
Please.
Get in here.
Okay.
I'll use your phone.
What?
Hank?
Russ came back, and I had the money.
Interesting.
You said you could get me out of this.
How?
It's going to take a lot of payoffs.
So, I need the money.
And one other thing.
I'm listening.
A ball guy.
Unless you want to do 20 to light.
Yeah, I got one of those.
All right.
Here's where you're going to bring the
money.
Now, I'll tell you where.
Fine.
What's your plan?
First, I want the cat.
Where are we going?
Who are you?
Yes.
You drive.
I'll tell you where to go.
You drive when you sleep.
It'll be fine.
What's up?
Yeah.
I'm all right.
All right?
What's up?
Shut up.
Drive in.
All right.
Stop.
We're early.
Fucking baseball.
Giant's final for the wild card.
I'll talk about the Premier League and see
if you give a fuck.
Fuck yeah.
Ooh, Mr. Whippy.
Are we in Flushing Meadows?
We have to pick up Bud before our flight.
Buddy?
Where is he?
Oi, who'd you give my cat to?
I didn't give him any of them.
Oh, you fucking cunt!
She'll kill me!
Russian, shut up.
The fuck off!
She'll kill me!
It's gonna be okay.
Look what you're fucking killing me!
Then she'll fucking kill you!
You have to trust me, Hank.
Why would I ever do that?
What the fuck happened to you?
Here's the man!
Have the money!
Don't trust us!
I brought the key!
I brought the key!
I brought you to take back to the mud,
Hank!
No, no, Hank.
You'll take me to it.
It's not gonna hurt you!
I just brought you there in the car.
No, no!
I'm gonna go fucking anywhere!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
You're gonna grab it, bro!
I've been fucked hard to fuck up!
Don't you move!
Don't you move!
And Roman chalk on a bar is that exact
same way yet?
There's no reason for Roman to do it!
What if Roman was Avon looking for the
key?
If all came in and that was that,
bang!
Or in a temple?
I should be driving.
Fucking shame.
I thought I'd look for someone like you.
It's my cat.
The next station we're
gonna switch trains and
we're gonna get you to an
emergency room, alright?
I need you to take care of Bud,
Hank.
Yeah, I got it.
It's gonna be fun.
Make sure you fucking do.
You sweat.
Alright, it's time to go.
Okay, I think I'm out.
You there, Hank?
That's something exciting.
Buddy, 1115 Hanover Street.
Patterson, California.
You thinking of running back home to your
mom?
Think again.
People around you keep winding up dead.
Your high school buddy, your boss,
your girl.
And now they found Russ at Grand Central?
Guess that makes you the fall guy.
Everybody thinks you're a killer.
His good is dead.
You bring the money to the Emmetage Club,
Brighton Beach, in two hours.
Maybe I can stop the collateral damage.
You can't run forever, Hank.
No, Ma, you need to leave the house.
Yeah, I know you know it's not true,
but no.
People got killed because of me.
It's not an accident.
It is not like the car crash, Ma.
No, no, it's exactly dead, Ma,
because that was my fault.
I killed Dale.
I did, Ma.
I killed Dale, and all I
thought about was how I
fucked up my knee and I
couldn't play baseball anymore.
I didn't even think about him.
I killed Dale.
I ran from it.
I never owned it.
Now listen to me, Ma.
Watch the game.
It hurt place, Ma.
Please, please.
Will you promise me you're going to go?
Okay.
Alright, I love you, huh?
Go, Judge.
It's a nice guy.
So, Hank, you're not the match for this,
yes?
Yes.
Really?
You know where our money is, right,
Hank?
It's locked up.
Russ had a key.
What happened to Russ?
I killed him.
How'd you do that?
I hit him with a baseball bat.
So you have his key now?
A Roman has it.
But I'm the only one who knows where the
money's locked up.
I was supposed to meet her in an hour.
Oh.
So you get to die that you walk into a
trap?
She'll murder my mom if I don't.
Where's the money, Hank?
I'll tell you after you kill Ron.
So that you gave my voice, I used to do
anything.
I knew that way.
I seemed to get those gout.
They don't know what I can do.
I tried to do it and when I got it I
couldn't believe it.
I knew it.
And you've been here for 30 years.
And when will you do that?
Well, of course you've been here for 25
years!
I've been there for 30 years and I've been
there for 30 years now.
I've been here for 40 years.
You've got the money and you're going to
do it.
And who's met them going?
Well, they've rolled them up, don't you
think?
We have to do a mitzvah, Hank.
You know what a mitzvah is?
Like a special thing.
I don't suppose you're Jewish,
are you?
No, I don't, Miss Nefish.
I'm holding him.
Ah, a man should choose.
I'm holding a jar there.
Here is the heat.
I'll help you.
The Gitter helps.
I'm not going to touch you, you're going
to kill me.
I'm going to kill you.
I don't have the key.
It appears not.
We are running out of time.
What's the matter with you, Hank?
I don't understand.
I don't understand.
I don't understand what you're saying,
Mr. Zoi.
If you don't have the key, I'll help you.
Okay, get dressed.
Eat, skinny boy.
Eat, or you're going to untie her.
The place Roman wants you to meet her.
Hermitage.
And she could all come supple.
Big fancy place.
Like a Russian Vegas.
Call him and write him up.
Or he'll be over-comforting.
He won't see us coming.
Imagine a showman.
So we're doing this.
Thank you, Zoi.
It's showing bad trouble.
Bobby.
My dolphin guy.
You're not saying you can't fight with
this, Bobby.
Oh, well, the top is trying to cut.
Ain't that right?
I didn't see you finna do anything.
You had to help us, didn't you?
I didn't.
No, you must have.
Oi, oi, oi.
Hank.
That's Zoi's fear.
It's an eagle.
If I wish not, she has a single.
If you can't fight, don't show your teeth.
Thank you.
Give or fight a gun, Hank.
Pull on the trigger.
Easiest thing in the world.
Sad world.
Broken world.
I won't need a gun.
Why would we give you a gun?
Show me your hands.
Come on.
Hey, let me see.
Yeah, come on.
He's got soft hands, huh?
See?
Stop.
Stop.
No, no, no, no, no.
Come on.
I thought I was going in with you.
Why would we risk your life?
We need you to take this to the money.
Yes?
I have to go in.
I have to know it's done.
If I don't go in, I don't take you to
anything.
Well, you do what we tell you to do.
If you don't, we're not going to touch
your mommy.
But we'll do things to her beloved son.
We'll make her wish she was there.
You'll understand, Danny.
Wait here.
Don't worry.
I won't be one.
Brooks, Brooks, Brooks.
Stick him up.
Be here, be here.
Grab her, Jack.
Do you want fries?
What is that?
I don't have it.
Where is it?
I threw it in the ocean.
Are you fucking with me?
You never know when something will pop
loose.
Pull that trigger.
Shut the fuck up!
You let me go in for a minute.
You're not a fucking killer.
You're right.
I'm not.
But those guys are.
Get the key.
She doesn't have...
What?
Come on.
Hey, Hank.
Hey, bud.
It's okay.
This guy.
I have my shit in it.
All right, come on.
It's time to go.
What are you doing?
I'm gonna drive.
It's Shabbos.
My brother the red light.
He was driving.
I don't drive.
Hank, we've had a sense of humor with you
jerking us around.
But we're in enough trouble with our sham
without driving on the Shabbos.
Drive the car, Hank.
The fuck are you sleepin' outside the car,
Hank?
Come on, please.
There you go.
Smart thing for us would be to get rid of
you, don't you think?
But a man loves his mommy.
He tries to do right by her.
And it's truly Michigan.
How can we not feel fondest for a man like
them?
What are you hoping for, Hank?
I wanna go home.
Things you've seen and done, it may be
home.
There's no room for you.
What?
A quick conscience is what you want?
You think you can have that, Hank?
I don't know.
You can say these few kids didn't come
out.
But we ought to leave them.
What we could do, we could
get services rendered.
And he could go a long way on that much
money.
Besides, you didn't mean to caress maybe
the police or believe you, right?
I mean, anyone could see you're not a real
killer, Hank.
So you're down here in Mitzvah?
We're doing you a Mitzvah.
What happened to the light of a
smartphone?
Brother, it's Shabbos.
Ah, it's all right.
Hank collided for me.
Yeah.
Now you do me a Mitzvah, don't worry.
An attempt to steal her is near a light.
Brother, sigh still.
We're sorry about your growth.
You ran from us, Hank.
You made us chase you.
We had to let you know not to mess with
us.
It's true.
You don't want to wangle yourself.
Sad world.
Broken world.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, it's blood.
Hank, it's all right.
You all right?
We shouldn't have let you go on a drive.
Son, my mates convinced me to skip the
underground.
Never think you'd get in an accident in a
fucking taxi, do you?
I mean, who wears a seatbelt?
Fucking rannies.
You were faced fucking first into the taxi
glass shield, didn't I?
Anyone else hurt?
No, just me.
I'll tell you what.
I'm soon as shit had that fucking cap come
here, aren't I?
A bag's just a minor.
Just one.
Oi.
It's heavy.
Yeah, well.
Cables, mini-amp and chutes.
Playing some gigs down here.
Next.
Hey, it's me, Mom.
Yeah, I'm okay.
You can go home safe now.
Listen to me, Mom.
I gotta go away for a while.
It's gonna be okay.
No, I can't come home.
I just need to take care of myself for a
while.
You're gonna get a package in the next few
days.
It's half of everything I have in the
world.
Hey, Mom, I gotta go right now,
but I love you so much.
You can watch the tiebreaker at home.
Go Giants.
I love you so much.
Thank you.
Thank you, Dad.
We're going to the hotel.
Baseball, okay.
We're here.
Nice cap.
We're playing good to help him.
I'm trying.
Here's a bottle.
Nope.
You never do this.
Hey.
It's you and me, bud.
Fuck.
Hey, hey, hey!
Can you turn the clock on?
Go, go, go, go, go!
Set fire to the town on me.
Set fire to your boys and your kids.
Set fire to the flag held high.
Set fire to your book of runners.
Set fire to your gun and your badge.
Set fire in reprimand.
Set fire to your nice review.
Set fire to the tools you use.
Your boys are dead.
You met us all in the wild card,
man.
I love you, I'm glad you pulled all the
respect the fuck off.
Hey!
Hey!
Come here, let your flag shot,
guys.
I'm here for it.
Kick some fucking ass out of me.
All right, bro, the shot's on me.
Then you gotta go.
All right, fuck!
Yo!
I'm not sure I recognize their face,
but they look familiar.
Classy.
You're the one flashing your tits.
I made a save tonight, OD.
That's incredible.
I've got push-up adrenaline, I'm not
thinking clearly.
Let's go back to your place and you can
take advantage of my poor judgment.
I depend on your poor judgment.
I'll be right out.
The Giants scored 18 runs yesterday.
Uh-huh.
They couldn't score two runs today.
Mmm-hmm.
So how are they gonna make them three
games played like that?
Nothing you're saying is even a little bit
sexy.
I'm sexy without saying anything.
So then shoot the fuck out.
Come on, kids, get over with.
I'm sorry, Miss Kitty.
Is it all right?
Hey!
Oi!
What the fuck are you doing, Geezer?
I've got a fucking comedian in the house.
Is that the best you can do?
You sound like Dib Bang Dike, mate.
All right, Evon.
Looking nice.
It's all booty and cold, is it?
Charming as always, Russ.
All right, what was that?
Nothing's up.
I need it in my butt for me.
Oh, no, no, I'm not good at taking care of
things.
What was that?
My flatmate.
It's a cat.
I like cats.
Good.
He never fucking bit you, he loves you.
Man, there's gotta be someone else.
Hey, listen, stop thinking about yourself.
My dad had a stroke here.
I've gotta fly back to London.
So just feed him, give him a little love
and that.
Right, and it'll be fucking... it'll be
happy.
Dudes, kinda late.
Sorry, Dwayne.
I like to party, but some of us work in
the morning.
Sure thing, Dwayne.
Not like I wanna call the cops or
anything.
Hey, you fuck off!
With your Wall Street dropping your
fucking money off!
My dad's dying, eh?
Russ!
You fucking... Russ!
I got you, let's keep your love in peace.
You're just fucking dead!
You know, I'm not some douchebag finance
yuppie.
Yes, you are!
I built websites.
That is very cold, Dwayne.
Goodnight, man.
Good morning.
Good morning.
I built websites.
You hear that?
Cat!
You think Dwayne will call the cops on us?
That's that, I'm gonna go check.
Alright, we'll hurry back in.
Nailed on.
One.
You have one.
Henry, it's Bob.
I cut my hours back again.
And our boys 18 runs yesterday and zip off
today.
Exactly.
They're making me crazy.
They'd have the wildcard locked if you
were on the team.
Call me.
Love you.
Go Giants!
Love you, Mom.
Oh, Cat!
Cat!
He's in here.
What's wrong with you?
Baby, he's not staying here.
Oh, come on.
He's getting your hair all over the bed.
Look!
He loves you.
I like dogs.
With dogs growing up.
Of course you did.
You like dogs and baseball.
Tom Tom's.
Have your money when you can.
Such a nice small town boy.
Sorry.
Small town boy, huh?
And that's so nice.
Oh, yeah?
Who?
Better watch me point that thing.
You a bad boy?
Try me.
Shouldn't I be scared?
You silly girls think you're so powerful.
Yeah, we're pretty fast.
How fast?
Fast than you.
Oh, man.
It's perfect.
I got a beer.
Hey, did you have fun?
No.
My breakfast is champions.
Yep.
I heard in those moldy frozen bagels.
All right.
You got it done?
Yeah, it's almost won.
So are you okay?
I'm good.
All right.
I got a toothpaste.
Call you later.
I'll give him my number.
And the giant is facing the buckle.
I can't see it.
It's practically seven planes.
The giant's are cooked out of a wart.
Where is my fort?
You want a fort?
Do you want a fort?
I got a fort for you.
Hey, buddy.
It's not for you.
That's human food.
What?
Oh, you're hungry.
Yeah, yeah.
I'll go get you some food.
Hey!
Who are you?
Is Rush home?
Who are you?
Oh, me boy.
Mr. Baseball.
Take him out with the ball.
Hey, is Rush in there?
No, he's not here.
It's not in business.
What's the baby like?
I don't care, kid.
Mr. Baseball.
Dude, stop
its not your buisness
call cops
im calling
Are they gone?
That's not good.
You clock sitting with that burn-o from
Danville?
Yeah.
Melissa said she got within the piss you
are.
Man, sitting to do what she wants.
I can't be right.
For real, though.
See that Dodger scale in the stands?
Why are you riding me?
What is this today?
He was against you.
Dodger's got the second pick.
I won't go that high.
No, I'm not getting trapped by the
Dodgers.
Fifteenth pick, that's me.
With the fifteenth pick
of the major league, he
trapped the San Francisco
Giants select, Hank Thompson!
That's what I'm talking about.
Want another one?
Get that.
Then he doesn't lock me, man.
Take it easy.
Take it easy.
They cut off all of you until they kid me
out.
What?
What did you do then?
I was ruptured and it was gonna kill you.
Don't.
Okay.
You've been in and out of it for two days.
Two days?
Yeah.
Shit.
What happened?
Oh, my mom.
Is there a phone?
Do you have your phone?
Yeah, yeah.
Two days without a call.
Hey, Mom, it's me.
Yeah, no, I'm fine.
I'm sorry.
I just... I was sick.
Yeah, it was just food poisoning.
But, hey, I'm okay.
I've got a friend with me.
I'm just a friend.
But, hey, I was really out of it the last
couple of days.
What happened?
Really?
Wow, that's great.
Um, hey, I'm really out of it.
So, um, can we...
All right.
Yeah, I love you.
Go Giants.
Giants are only one gang back.
Your priorities fascinate me.
I fascinate you.
Not what I said.
Oh, here you are.
I'm a good sign.
I just got here.
Oh, a cop came by.
I didn't know what to tell her.
She left a card.
What the hell happened?
Some guys, they came looking for Russ,
and they got pissed at me for some reason.
Russ, of course.
I have to get out of here.
You've just had surgery.
No, I can't afford this.
I've got to get out of here before I wreck
a bigger bill.
Yeah, okay, fine.
But there are rules.
Low sodium.
I don't like salt.
Low smoking.
Smoking is gross.
No caffeine.
Caffeine and 3G drink.
And, um...
No alcohol.
Forever.
Okay.
Seriously, Hank, can you process toxins?
Alcohol is a toxin, you understand?
Yeah.
Well, I don't drink that much.
Okay.
Here you go, bud.
You can take it easy, test guy.
I like to be prepared in case I have to
entertain.
I don't like stupid guys, Hank.
Well, if you want a banker or something,
Dwayne's right down the hall.
That's not funny.
He's not a banker.
He builds websites.
What is it with you?
What?
Purposely acting stupid whenever shit gets
real.
I don't do that.
Okay, I do that.
But I really don't know what you want.
I want to know if I can take this
seriously.
You... you want to get serious?
We're at that place.
Either we go deeper or we get out.
Okay.
So...
what do you need to take us seriously?
I just need to know that you're a guy that
can take care of his shit.
I don't want to be with someone who's
running away from his life.
You run away from what you're afraid of.
Then it owns you.
Call you later.
Not my number.
You got my hat.
You don't think I'll do it?
Fuck you.
What's your problem?
Shoot.
No, not a bit.
I get down.
But come on.
Dude.
There are reasons I like dogs.
Hey, still no trash pickup?
It's okay for me.
Hey, you got any cans in there?
No, man, just bars.
Drink up the top boys.
Help a brother out.
Not bad.
Hey, you're all right, Harry.
And his bodyguards, Al and Joseph.
Come here.
How
many did you see?
Three altogether, I think.
Detective Roman, mind if I use your
facilities?
I'm not allowed to craft a crime scene.
Okay.
You have to hold the handle down or the
clocks.
I know how to put it.
Police work at his most glamorous.
Oh, hey.
Look at that.
Hey, Kenny.
He's a biter.
Hey.
I wouldn't.
Oh, fucking man, Ethan.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
Sorry.
So you think you saw three?
Can you describe any of them?
There were the two Ukrainians who beat me
up the other day.
And then there was another...
And you know the Ukrainians?
They had accents in the middle of Ukraine
right around the corner.
Yeah, no, they're not Ukrainians.
Mafia took over that neighborhood years
ago.
They didn't sound Italian.
Russian Mafia, more violent than the
Italians, wears food.
Oh, great.
Ain't you a fan?
Or you play?
I played.
I don't know.
College?
Semi-pro?
High school.
Oh.
Oh, maybe you played real ball.
I played real ball.
Uh-huh.
What do you know about Mr. Miner's
criminal activities?
Nothing.
Russ, he's not a criminal.
How long you been here, Mr. Thompson?
Well, eleven years in New York and six,
seven years in this place.
Long enough to see all the changes.
Increased policing, fancy restaurants,
gentrification.
Yeah.
But even with all those
changes, you don't get a detective
from narcotics here on the
bullshit assault and robbery.
Narcotics?
I'm here because Russ
Miner, he's a person of
interest in a non-bullshit
narcotics investigation.
He talked to you about that?
No, he just said he had to go see his dad
in London.
You buy any drugs from Russ?
I don't do drugs.
Are they?
You deal drugs with him?
No, ma'am.
When was the last time you talked to these
guys?
I don't know.
I don't know those guys.
These guys right here, they're scary
monsters.
Whatever you're doing with them,
you should tell me about it before they
decide you look better with your eyes cut
out.
I'm not doing anything with them,
okay?
All right, all right.
Are you messing with me?
Kind of fucking with you.
Never know what'll pop loose.
I held it down by the clock anyway.
I'm done across the hall.
You couldn't tell me that before you
ruined the Citizen's Plumbing?
I had to go.
Get the fuck out of here.
I'm gonna ask you a direct question.
Okay.
Are you fucking with me?
No, I don't normally say I've got nothing
to fuck with.
What?
What?
I'm fucking with you again.
Never know what'll pop loose.
But experience tells me you're not telling
me something.
You think it's something that doesn't
matter, but it might.
So one more time, is there anything you
want to tell me?
I'm really scared.
They don't care about you.
They put me in a hospital.
That is collateral damage.
There's nothing to worry about.
Unless the scary monsters come around.
You see them, you call me.
Alright?
Alright.
How'd your boys do today?
They beat the pirates.
So, one game back.
My money's on the Mets.
Good day, Mr. Thompson.
Mmm.
What the fuck, bud?
What did you eat?
I don't know what I said.
What?
It's a quack.
Hey, Jack.
What's my point?
Take it off.
Russ?
Hello?
What are you doing?
Double park?
Detective Roman in YPD.
Leave a message.
Call you back.
I also think I may have found something
important.
So just call me or...
No.
I don't think it's safe here.
I'll call you back.
Hey, Bo!
Bo!
Bo!
What the fuck?
Russ, what the fuck?
You give me a two-man scary monster.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey, can you stop me?
This is our key.
Nothing through here.
Alright.
Self-service, here we go.
Stop the drive!
Come on, let's go.
Get the fuck out of here.
You sure you don't want to give him
another drink?
We were just having some fun.
Oh, the fuck up, Paul.
Watch out!
The third he breaks for home is going to
be closed.
Yes!
Jack, who faces this way, Superstar?
Superstar?
Come on, baby.
Get out of the street.
Let's get you home.
What?
I think that's funny.
You want me to face my fears, but you
think that's funny.
What?
What is it you're trying to say?
I had so much.
It was right here.
And then...
Okay.
She'd tell me how do I face that.
You know, how do I face when I had so
much, and now all I have is garbage.
Garbage.
Oh, baby.
Taxi!
I didn't need you.
Yeah, I'm done babysitting tonight.
Oh, baby.
Harry, my boy.
Harry, my boy.
Amazing boy.
Duncan, Duncan.
And I think...
I think that's why we're here today.
Hang, fella.
My boy, Jamal Poulrow.
What'd you do to the cat?
I passed the shitty cat, and it bit me.
So... I kicked the shitty cat.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no.
We're here to talk to the guy.
Okay, okay, okay.
Put him on a leash.
My girl, that's this way what you did.
Mira.
Let me explain what's happening.
These guys, they will not hit you until
you tell them things.
But I believe that there has to be a
better way to come to an understanding.
La vita la.
Some guys wave a gun around like he's
there.
But I don't need to wave anything around.
Either I get what I want, or my pistol
will talk for me.
You understand?
Russ went to see his dad in London.
Perfecto!
Hey-o!
Hey-o!
But first, he gave you something,
right?
Yeah.
There was a key.
He didn't give it to me, but he hid it in
the litter box.
In the bathroom.
All with no hitting, all around,
is the baseball.
He was in a fake rubber poo.
That's where I found it.
I got so wasted, I don't remember what
happened, but I watched the season.
Fake poo?
So funny.
But no key.
He doesn't understand nice.
Look what I found.
Do your thing.
Stop.
It's your turn.
Stop.
For a second, I got really...
Where is the key?
Wait, wait, wait,
just wait, just wait.
Where is the key open?
I don't know.
Don't
remember what I did with the key.
Take our own.
Dudes, I can hear whatever you're doing
all the way down the hall.
What the fuck is that?
That's the happy asshole.
They don't even need to fuck off.
Now.
Hey, fuck off, Dwayne.
Dude.
Seriously, fuck off, man.
Hey, dude, how about you fuck off?
Seriously?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no.
Fuck off, Dwayne!
Let me show the fuck what you're doing.
Beyond, tell me those things.
What you got?
They're in here to control him.
Sorry.
The happy world, please.
Cool.
Go tell me again.
Well, you know.
Can you talk to the lady cub?
If you called that bitch
again, or any cub, we will
kill everyone you care
about in the whole world.
Me no matter.
Get the key.
Call me.
Don't fuck around.
Ball game.
I'm going to Disneyland.
I don't dream anymore.
Hey, all right, show!
I couldn't take care of them.
Holy shit.
They hurt him.
They're in a real fucking role,
Hank.
Seriously, that shit's impressive.
Clemmor.
It's time to hang it out so much.
I'm not sure sleepers are thinking that.
Cute.
All right, let's check this out.
All right, not too bad.
Just lost a few stables.
You okay?
What are you doing?
Calling a bus.
No, no, you can't call anyone.
You don't have to get that closed up.
You do it.
I'm not a doctor.
I can't go to the hospital or anything
that might have all come.
Who did this to you?
What's going on?
Stitch it up.
I'll be okay.
I don't have sutures here.
I don't have eyes.
I can't.
All right.
All right.
I have something.
It's gonna leave a nasty scar,
though.
Stop moving.
I have to shut.
Stay still.
Okay.
Just like they do it on the front lines.
Can I?
Oh, no.
You gotta leave that in for at least a
couple days.
I'm wearing a flight.
What the fuck, Hank?
I can't remember what happened last night.
Shocker.
Paul said he came in asking for a favor.
Started drinking with the life of the
party.
Got a little bitter about
baseball, so... Are you sure?
I have to go.
What?
You still haven't told me what the fuck is
going on.
Something fucked up has happened,
and I gotta deal with it right now.
Let's call the cops.
No, baby.
They said no cops.
I can handle it.
No, you can't.
These people hurt cats.
You watch it for me.
Yeah, I'll take care of it.
You take care of yourself.
All right.
I'll call you later.
Paul's power.
All's not here.
Neither is your wife.
Hey, it's Hank.
The key I gave you last night,
I need to get it.
Uh... Hey!
Oh, shit!
Get down!
Let them go!
Get down!
Get down!
I need attention!
Why are you running?
Oh, what?
Paul's power.
All's not here.
Neither is your wife.
Is that a beer?
Yeah, sure.
Hola.
It's Hank Thompson.
Hank, did you remember something?
I know where the key is.
Don't let them.
Don't make me guess.
I'm gonna go get it now.
I'll go with you to keep you company.
No, it's with a friend.
I'm not taking it.
Which friend?
Ah, the chica in Chinatown.
What?
What?
What?
I told you what we do to the people you
care about, Hank.
I'm curious, so they're not the job,
Hank?
They're always shining you about playing
real ball, and you're an actual phenom.
Old man must've called you real good.
Set to be a top pick in the Major League
draft.
Then you messed it up.
So much for baseball.
You'd think you'd learn from that,
but here we are.
That is a contact wound.
The gun was like this.
Somebody gained entry into her apartment,
waited for her, then executed her.
Whatever you into got
this girl killed, and it's
my job to make sure
nobody else gets murdered.
How many split relations are there?
No more
looking at those.
Let's get you out of here.
Come on.
Let's get a coffee.
Alright?
What?
You gonna tell me what's going on?
I'd like evidence you possess the power of
speech.
It was my mom.
Your mom what?
Baseball.
Mom was my coach.
Right on mom.
So these Russians you messed up with,
Pavel and Alexei, in front of local
franchise for a truly evil fucked out
right beach, Igor Dolovov.
And the redhead, the
Puerto Rican guy in Colorado,
he runs a couple of
nightclubs over on their turf.
He's the one who killed Ivan.
He gave you that whole pitola speech.
Yes, exactly.
And it's all a front.
Asshole talks, baby, but he ain't got the
balls to pull the trigger.
Now execution murder.
That's the Drucker Brothers style.
Deep and schmooly.
The Hasid.
But she had nothing to do with them.
Well, they followed the Russians to you
and you to her.
And you ran and you pissed them off.
So they left a message.
Don't fuck with us.
Look, this old cluster fuck is all about
money.
An exotically huge amount of cash.
And that key opens wherever it's hit.
Rustle.
Now you.
And it's not your fault.
I should have called you.
She was right.
Why did I listen to her?
I'm such a...
The key to the bar where I'm working.
I gave it to my boss to hide it and then I
got drunk and I forgot.
Okay?
Okay.
Here you go.
Okay.
This...
This is what I came here for.
Yeah.
This is what we did now.
We're waiting for backup.
You're about a black and white.
Come on, try it.
You're missing out.
I was a kid.
Black and white.
So I only did work this shit down here.
I'm talking real alphabet city.
None of that gentrified, cheat sheet beast
or bullshit.
I grew up in the projects, right over
there at Reed's house, it's off Avenue D.
I grew up down here, worked down here,
and could fucking die down here.
When all of this is over, I'm going to
Tulum.
Beaches, pool bars, that you swim up to.
You sit there, listen to the waves,
think about my new life.
The only thing I'm going to miss is this
cookie.
Backup has arrived.
Where you going, hey?
Nice hat.
Alright, here we go.
Okay, so, how's it looking there?
The owner and some fat guy are doing coke
at the bar.
How much longer will you go and do this
and hang out with your boss?
Oh, I mean, could I buzz her out then?
What's his problem?
He thinks she killed his girl.
I told him you don't have the balls to
pull the trigger.
Ah, ah, ah.
Eraziosa.
Let's go in.
No, we don't have to go in.
He's going to bring it to us.
Okay, good.
You go in and get the key.
Fuck!
Yo, hey, fuck that shit off!
I mean, he's a model.
You seem to be missing the essence of the
situation.
It doesn't matter who killed your girl.
What matters is that you do what you need
to do so that nobody else gets killed.
So what you're going to do is you're going
to go into the bar.
You're going to get the key, and you're
going to bring it to us.
And then that's it.
It's over.
Nightmarins.
You got one minute, hey?
Well, we're coming in.
Nah, the cat stays here.
And then she turns to me and asks me if I
love her.
That's a legit question for a lady to ask
a gentleman for.
What?
Are you helping me or are you fucking with
me?
Listen, who the fuck knows more about
romance, you and me?
Give me what?
Me, motherfucker.
Really?
Yeah, I'm very in tune with my femininity.
No shit.
Here comes trouble.
No code for him.
No booze, either.
Hey, top of the morning, Key, I'm my
favorite friend.
You're my key, man.
You're my messenger to your wife.
What are you showing me?
My key, right now.
Where did you lose it?
Maybe it's in the lost or found inside.
You're losing the key that I brought you
last night.
Was that before or after you fucked up the
phone?
Where is the key that I gave you?
Hey, man, he didn't give me anything.
All you gave me is a pain in the ass.
Hey, good morning.
Hold on.
I just need one moment.
Thank you for having a party.
No, it's my place, man.
We're in a hurry.
Hurry here.
I don't have to see everything I see.
Hey, what's going on?
Mr. Thompson is helping with an
investigation.
He gave you a key last night.
I think I... You can tell us where
that key is, or we can search a place.
You got a fucking warrant for that?
He's not your bro, no problem.
Hey, listen, don't worry.
Hey, tell your boss you want to reclaim
your property.
Yeah, yeah, but I can't.
I just need another eye.
No, no, no, no.
Hey, pull it, Amtrak.
Pull that old thing.
No, my mommy, you flasher.
You fucking good to me?
And this guy's no fucking cop.
You're chill, man.
You're new cops.
And that's me.
Fucking cop.
Oh, fuck.
Amtrak.
Amtrak.
Where is that key?
You got five seconds.
No.
What are you doing?
What the fuck are you doing?
I got a handle.
What the fuck is he talking about?
Put the gun down.
Stop counting, man.
Just stop listening to me.
Calm down.
Calm down.
Put the fucking gun down.
Please listen to me.
Fucking thank you.
That's supposed to fool anyone?
It's just supposed to look like a thing,
all right?
Compute the issue.
It looks like a thing.
Hank gave you a key.
I want it.
Well, it's in the safe.
Paul, Hank.
He is safe.
That's where you told me to put it.
11, 15, 64.
It's fussy.
You got to jiggle it.
Give me the numbers again.
11, 15, 64.
But I'm telling Egan, it's really tricky.
You have to know how to do it.
You can't do it.
Oh, fuck.
Yeah, fuck.
You open it and then come out.
All right?
Understood.
All right.
He's very sensitive here.
Only let's be a toucher.
There you go, baby.
Oh, hey, Hank, it's here.
I got it.
Oh, shit.
Get out.
Fucking knees.
Ah, shit!
Coming, don't bite.
Fuck off.
Drop the key through the slot,
Hank.
I don't know where the fucking thing is.
Oh, Hank, it's not the end of the world.
Just come out and we
can... I'm not coming out.
You got to come out, Hank.
You'll be arrested now and all of this is
going to land on you.
I'll make sure.
You're running.
We have to go.
I can get you out of this mess,
Hank.
But I have to have that key.
You get arrested, you're fucked.
Jason!
Jason!
Run!
Get back out!
Hank!
Hey, Hank.
Hey, you got my pants, man.
Oh, man, I really like these pants.
I know, but I think I left something in
the pocket.
Hank, I'm sorry to disturb you,
buddy.
I just did that.
Oh, well, this?
Listen, thank you.
You keep your pants.
Oh, man, you're all right, Harry.
You
have one new message.
Henry!
Oh, my God, did you believe our boys?
They're streaking as a mess and cops are
shitting the bed.
They're going to do it, even without their
superstars.
I wish I could afford to fly out and watch
the game together.
Are you feeling any better?
Call me.
Don't be a giant.
Dad, you slut!
What the fuck did you get me into?
What is this shit?
Shut up!
Dudes.
He's a fucking cunt, are you, Hank?
You're a cunt, Hank?
Hank, why did you stick me with this?
Well, give me that.
Give me that.
What is it open?
Where is the money?
All money.
A kill of harm, Russ.
Honey, I don't believe we're...
I guess I'll get my wheels, yeah.
You drive.
No.
You'll drive it.
All right.
Me, my vision's fucking blurred.
I don't drive.
Every coat from California drives.
Not me.
What do you mean, not you?
Fucking... You never learn.
Is that why the kids drive Hollywood?
Not from Hollywood.
It's a fucking turn of phrase,
Hank.
What is the idols?
Fucking your seatbelt.
You fucked up, Nate.
I fucked up.
Fuck you, Russ.
Avon was executed like this.
And then Colorado killed Amtrak.
Oh, and then Roman, she shot Colorado in
the head.
And then they killed Paul.
It's not Paul.
What the fuck are you doing with these
people, man?
I will explain.
But only if you promise to stop banging me
in the fucking head.
Yeah?
Fine.
Look, mate, it's simple.
In my younger days, I made an acquaintance
with Lebron's study, the Lebron's.
I became their token Gentile, as it were,
shifting a little gear.
What can I do?
Fucking tennis shoes, Hank.
Not in pots or drugs, mate.
That's what I do.
I deal at a Colorado's club.
So now, I lost track of Lebron's study in
the years, but recently they reappeared.
Having come into possession of an indecent
fucking amount of Belgian ecstasy,
the fucking right politics it
was, makes your eyes go
fucking that way and your
jaw do that like a pirate shit.
But, the shame of it was, I happened to be
recently busted by a Roman.
I would never have a snitch on something,
but she'd lock me up.
So, when I heard about the ex,
I filled her in.
But, the filth that she is, she's not
interested in making an arrest.
See, because she's in that house to
this evil fucking Russian mob boss, Igor.
You all right?
All right.
So, Roma broke up the deal to sell the ex
through Colorado's clubs on Igor's turn.
Everyone gets a cut.
But, here's the rub.
None of these fucks trust each other with
cash flow.
They want to do a big split at the end.
And for that, my friend, they need a
banker.
I trusted you to be their banker.
I'm not some fucking banker.
I do this for a living.
I know him.
I've got history.
Plus, also, I'm scared shitless of him.
They know I won't fuck him over.
You said you did fuck him?
For fucking purpose.
You said your dad had a stroke.
Yeah, he's fucking dead.
Man, I'm sorry to hear that.
So, you weren't trying to rip him off?
No.
I've got a call about that.
I went home.
That whole flight, I was meant to be.
I get to London.
That's in the fucking ICU.
I've got space if I could put it in the...
Man, you can't come spinning.
And he fucking hits me.
I dodged out without telling anyone.
I call the answering service.
I've got a thousand messages saying I'm
dead.
I am if I don't produce the money.
So, where is it?
What are you waiting for?
They've all just made selfies for me.
Welcome to fucking Narnia.
You're supposed to do the big split that I
left.
How much is there?
A wee bit over.
And you put a key in a litter box?
Yeah, because I didn't
expect my next-door
neighbour to go through
the fucking cat shit, did I?
Okay, all right, okay.
So, we call room.
We tell them we had...
Man, we can't trust her.
It's more complicated than that.
It's more complicated.
I want to go home.
I want to see my mom.
Shit.
Mom.
Phone, you want a phone in mine?
Yeah.
Just don't use all my minions.
Yeah, and you're welcome, by the way.
Fuck.
Mom, it's me.
Yeah, they're doing great.
Hey, listen.
There's going to be news.
On the TV, maybe.
Or maybe the police will.
Mom, Mom, you've got to listen to me.
It is not true, okay?
I didn't do what they said.
Mom, I can't explain right now.
You have to fuck.
I'm okay.
I have to go.
I love you.
You have to go, Giants.
They all think I fucked them, Hank.
I'm dead.
Even if I show up with the money.
So, I'm going to take you home.
The man?
Catch a flight at La Guardia.
So, what happens to me?
That's what I mean.
You're fucked.
Get in here.
Please.
Get in here.
Okay.
I'll use your phone.
What?
Hank?
Russ came back, and I had the money.
Interesting.
You said you could get me out of this.
How?
It's going to take a lot of payoffs.
So, I need the money.
And one other thing.
I'm listening.
A ball guy.
Unless you want to do 20 to light.
Yeah, I got one of those.
All right.
Here's where you're going to bring the
money.
Now, I'll tell you where.
Fine.
What's your plan?
First, I want the cat.
Where are we going?
Who are you?
Yes.
You drive.
I'll tell you where to go.
You drive when you sleep.
It'll be fine.
What's up?
Yeah.
I'm all right.
All right?
What's up?
Shut up.
Drive in.
All right.
Stop.
We're early.
Fucking baseball.
Giant's final for the wild card.
I'll talk about the Premier League and see
if you give a fuck.
Fuck yeah.
Ooh, Mr. Whippy.
Are we in Flushing Meadows?
We have to pick up Bud before our flight.
Buddy?
Where is he?
Oi, who'd you give my cat to?
I didn't give him any of them.
Oh, you fucking cunt!
She'll kill me!
Russian, shut up.
The fuck off!
She'll kill me!
It's gonna be okay.
Look what you're fucking killing me!
Then she'll fucking kill you!
You have to trust me, Hank.
Why would I ever do that?
What the fuck happened to you?
Here's the man!
Have the money!
Don't trust us!
I brought the key!
I brought the key!
I brought you to take back to the mud,
Hank!
No, no, Hank.
You'll take me to it.
It's not gonna hurt you!
I just brought you there in the car.
No, no!
I'm gonna go fucking anywhere!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
You're gonna grab it, bro!
I've been fucked hard to fuck up!
Don't you move!
Don't you move!
And Roman chalk on a bar is that exact
same way yet?
There's no reason for Roman to do it!
What if Roman was Avon looking for the
key?
If all came in and that was that,
bang!
Or in a temple?
I should be driving.
Fucking shame.
I thought I'd look for someone like you.
It's my cat.
The next station we're
gonna switch trains and
we're gonna get you to an
emergency room, alright?
I need you to take care of Bud,
Hank.
Yeah, I got it.
It's gonna be fun.
Make sure you fucking do.
You sweat.
Alright, it's time to go.
Okay, I think I'm out.
You there, Hank?
That's something exciting.
Buddy, 1115 Hanover Street.
Patterson, California.
You thinking of running back home to your
mom?
Think again.
People around you keep winding up dead.
Your high school buddy, your boss,
your girl.
And now they found Russ at Grand Central?
Guess that makes you the fall guy.
Everybody thinks you're a killer.
His good is dead.
You bring the money to the Emmetage Club,
Brighton Beach, in two hours.
Maybe I can stop the collateral damage.
You can't run forever, Hank.
No, Ma, you need to leave the house.
Yeah, I know you know it's not true,
but no.
People got killed because of me.
It's not an accident.
It is not like the car crash, Ma.
No, no, it's exactly dead, Ma,
because that was my fault.
I killed Dale.
I did, Ma.
I killed Dale, and all I
thought about was how I
fucked up my knee and I
couldn't play baseball anymore.
I didn't even think about him.
I killed Dale.
I ran from it.
I never owned it.
Now listen to me, Ma.
Watch the game.
It hurt place, Ma.
Please, please.
Will you promise me you're going to go?
Okay.
Alright, I love you, huh?
Go, Judge.
It's a nice guy.
So, Hank, you're not the match for this,
yes?
Yes.
Really?
You know where our money is, right,
Hank?
It's locked up.
Russ had a key.
What happened to Russ?
I killed him.
How'd you do that?
I hit him with a baseball bat.
So you have his key now?
A Roman has it.
But I'm the only one who knows where the
money's locked up.
I was supposed to meet her in an hour.
Oh.
So you get to die that you walk into a
trap?
She'll murder my mom if I don't.
Where's the money, Hank?
I'll tell you after you kill Ron.
So that you gave my voice, I used to do
anything.
I knew that way.
I seemed to get those gout.
They don't know what I can do.
I tried to do it and when I got it I
couldn't believe it.
I knew it.
And you've been here for 30 years.
And when will you do that?
Well, of course you've been here for 25
years!
I've been there for 30 years and I've been
there for 30 years now.
I've been here for 40 years.
You've got the money and you're going to
do it.
And who's met them going?
Well, they've rolled them up, don't you
think?
We have to do a mitzvah, Hank.
You know what a mitzvah is?
Like a special thing.
I don't suppose you're Jewish,
are you?
No, I don't, Miss Nefish.
I'm holding him.
Ah, a man should choose.
I'm holding a jar there.
Here is the heat.
I'll help you.
The Gitter helps.
I'm not going to touch you, you're going
to kill me.
I'm going to kill you.
I don't have the key.
It appears not.
We are running out of time.
What's the matter with you, Hank?
I don't understand.
I don't understand.
I don't understand what you're saying,
Mr. Zoi.
If you don't have the key, I'll help you.
Okay, get dressed.
Eat, skinny boy.
Eat, or you're going to untie her.
The place Roman wants you to meet her.
Hermitage.
And she could all come supple.
Big fancy place.
Like a Russian Vegas.
Call him and write him up.
Or he'll be over-comforting.
He won't see us coming.
Imagine a showman.
So we're doing this.
Thank you, Zoi.
It's showing bad trouble.
Bobby.
My dolphin guy.
You're not saying you can't fight with
this, Bobby.
Oh, well, the top is trying to cut.
Ain't that right?
I didn't see you finna do anything.
You had to help us, didn't you?
I didn't.
No, you must have.
Oi, oi, oi.
Hank.
That's Zoi's fear.
It's an eagle.
If I wish not, she has a single.
If you can't fight, don't show your teeth.
Thank you.
Give or fight a gun, Hank.
Pull on the trigger.
Easiest thing in the world.
Sad world.
Broken world.
I won't need a gun.
Why would we give you a gun?
Show me your hands.
Come on.
Hey, let me see.
Yeah, come on.
He's got soft hands, huh?
See?
Stop.
Stop.
No, no, no, no, no.
Come on.
I thought I was going in with you.
Why would we risk your life?
We need you to take this to the money.
Yes?
I have to go in.
I have to know it's done.
If I don't go in, I don't take you to
anything.
Well, you do what we tell you to do.
If you don't, we're not going to touch
your mommy.
But we'll do things to her beloved son.
We'll make her wish she was there.
You'll understand, Danny.
Wait here.
Don't worry.
I won't be one.
Brooks, Brooks, Brooks.
Stick him up.
Be here, be here.
Grab her, Jack.
Do you want fries?
What is that?
I don't have it.
Where is it?
I threw it in the ocean.
Are you fucking with me?
You never know when something will pop
loose.
Pull that trigger.
Shut the fuck up!
You let me go in for a minute.
You're not a fucking killer.
You're right.
I'm not.
But those guys are.
Get the key.
She doesn't have...
What?
Come on.
Hey, Hank.
Hey, bud.
It's okay.
This guy.
I have my shit in it.
All right, come on.
It's time to go.
What are you doing?
I'm gonna drive.
It's Shabbos.
My brother the red light.
He was driving.
I don't drive.
Hank, we've had a sense of humor with you
jerking us around.
But we're in enough trouble with our sham
without driving on the Shabbos.
Drive the car, Hank.
The fuck are you sleepin' outside the car,
Hank?
Come on, please.
There you go.
Smart thing for us would be to get rid of
you, don't you think?
But a man loves his mommy.
He tries to do right by her.
And it's truly Michigan.
How can we not feel fondest for a man like
them?
What are you hoping for, Hank?
I wanna go home.
Things you've seen and done, it may be
home.
There's no room for you.
What?
A quick conscience is what you want?
You think you can have that, Hank?
I don't know.
You can say these few kids didn't come
out.
But we ought to leave them.
What we could do, we could
get services rendered.
And he could go a long way on that much
money.
Besides, you didn't mean to caress maybe
the police or believe you, right?
I mean, anyone could see you're not a real
killer, Hank.
So you're down here in Mitzvah?
We're doing you a Mitzvah.
What happened to the light of a
smartphone?
Brother, it's Shabbos.
Ah, it's all right.
Hank collided for me.
Yeah.
Now you do me a Mitzvah, don't worry.
An attempt to steal her is near a light.
Brother, sigh still.
We're sorry about your growth.
You ran from us, Hank.
You made us chase you.
We had to let you know not to mess with
us.
It's true.
You don't want to wangle yourself.
Sad world.
Broken world.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, it's blood.
Hank, it's all right.
You all right?
We shouldn't have let you go on a drive.
Son, my mates convinced me to skip the
underground.
Never think you'd get in an accident in a
fucking taxi, do you?
I mean, who wears a seatbelt?
Fucking rannies.
You were faced fucking first into the taxi
glass shield, didn't I?
Anyone else hurt?
No, just me.
I'll tell you what.
I'm soon as shit had that fucking cap come
here, aren't I?
A bag's just a minor.
Just one.
Oi.
It's heavy.
Yeah, well.
Cables, mini-amp and chutes.
Playing some gigs down here.
Next.
Hey, it's me, Mom.
Yeah, I'm okay.
You can go home safe now.
Listen to me, Mom.
I gotta go away for a while.
It's gonna be okay.
No, I can't come home.
I just need to take care of myself for a
while.
You're gonna get a package in the next few
days.
It's half of everything I have in the
world.
Hey, Mom, I gotta go right now,
but I love you so much.
You can watch the tiebreaker at home.
Go Giants.
I love you so much.
Thank you.
Thank you, Dad.
We're going to the hotel.
Baseball, okay.
We're here.
Nice cap.
We're playing good to help him.
I'm trying.
Here's a bottle.
Nope.
You never do this.
Hey.
It's you and me, bud.
Fuck.