Cheel Zadap (2019) Movie Script

Fill your life
with intoxicating moments
Dont worry
about getting tipsy tonight
Who is worried about tomorrow?
Live in the moment!
Leave the worries of the world behind!
Fill your life
with intoxicating moments
You seem to be lost in a world of your own
Haven't your wishes been fulfilled yet?
Don't feel disheartened
Don't lose hope
Don't feel disheartened
Don't lose hope
It's life, after all
Intoxicating moments
Intoxicating moments
Fill your life with intoxicating moments
Dont worry about getting tipsy tonight
Who is worried about tomorrow?
Live in the moment!
Leave the worries of the world behind!
Fill your life
with intoxicating moments
Richa. Richa, you...
Uncle Balu, go to sleep.
Do I need to tell you too?
Good night, baby.
Dont worry.
Snehal will not wring my neck.
He loves me blindly. Right?
Good night, baby.
Richa, tell me one thing.
First, it was Manjit,
then Gomes, and now its Pinku.
Snehal, we already discussed this earlier.
Gomes and Manjit,
they used to study at my home.
I got them married at my own expense.
What about this Pinku?
I was an orphan girl.
Pinkus father raised and educated me.
I am repaying his debts.
Wow! You have become a great saint.
Repaying others' debts.
Getting people married at your expense.
Repaying debts.
Thats why there are miscalculations
in the bank's cash book every few months.
-I am depositing the money anyhow.
-Thank you.
You are doing a favor.
Richa, do you know,
the Zonal Manager and the group HR...
They have no morals!
I didn't welcome their sexual advances,
that's why they write
negative remarks about me!
As soon as they see a woman alone
they pounce on her like an eagle.
Power hungry devils.
Then why dont you marry me?
I will.
When your orthodox family
gives up the idea of reforming me.
Then I definitely will.
Is that your final decision?
My decision will never change.
Cheers.
Hey! Hey, keep quiet!
Bring them here!
-Let go of me.
-Dont shout.
-Hey, who are you?
-Let go of me.
-Who are you?
-Let go of me.
I said dont shout.
-Who are you?
-Let go of me. Sister!
-Come on, hurry up.
-Pinku!
Let go of me! Let go!
Pinku...
Who are you?
Who are you?
Who are you?
Gopi.
Who is giving sleepless nights
to all the six police zones
of the Greater Mumbai?
Gopi Jaiswal.
Except on the days of Moharram
and immersion of Ganesha idols.
The area from Colaba to Koliwada
is under my control the entire year.
Not the police commissioner's control.
Do you get it?
Its decided already.
From commissioner to the minister...
they will take my permission
before raiding my den.
But a policeman came to my den
without my permission.
So I killed him.
This stirred up trouble.
Because of a cop's murder,
bloody dogs are chasing me.
I have gone out of business
because of this traitor.
So...
what can I do?
I want money.
-Money?
-Yes, money.
Have to release my stuff within 48 hours.
The customs dogs have captured it.
And they want cash. Cash!
If the stuff is not released,
the teenagers of Mumbai
will become restless within two days.
I need five million urgently.
Such a huge amount?
Where will I get it from?
You are a fish.
In an ocean of money.
You exchange millions of rupees.
Out of that, I just want five million.
Then your Balu and Pinku will be free.
No, thats not possible.
Then its not possible for Gopi
to keep Balu and Pinku alive.
The money belongs to the bank.
What do I tell people at the bank?
Tell them
that five million have been robbed.
No. I will lose my job and a criminal case
will be filed against me.
Dont worry.
Read this.
"I have a fully loaded revolver
in my hand.
And you are the target.
Throw all the money towards me or else..."
No.
No.
The money belongs to
the customers of the bank.
They trust the bank.
How can I loot it deliberately?
Which customers? What trust?
Hey.
You are a fish.
In an ocean of money.
Being a fish, dont you know
that a womans night,
water in the ocean, and a currency note,
nobody can lay claim to either?
All you have to do is
throw an anonymous pebble
of five million outside
from the ocean of millions of rupees.
Shall I leave now?
I will come to the bank tomorrow.
Keep five million ready.
No, tomorrow?
Give me a day.
Fine. The day after tomorrow.
At 11 o'clock sharp.
If anything goes wrong,
I swear on my mother's grave...
I will fire all six bullets
in this revolver
and blow your brains out.
Gopi Jaiswal is a wicked man.
I swear.
-Hello.
-Hello, police station?
Yes, madam.
Sir.
Hello?
Hello?
Ms. Richa is unwell since morning.
I am serving her coffee
for the fourth time.
Yes, listen, inform Timul as well.
How are you, Richa?
-Give me the cash.
-Okay.
Thank you.
Hey, what have you given me?
My withdrawal is 10,000.
This seems to be about 100,000 rupees.
The bank will lose 90,000.
Sorry.
Hope you are fine.
Do this.
Try eating a banana with milk every day.
You will be rocking.
Okay, bye. Have a nice day.
-Hey, have a nice day.
-Have a good day, sir.
Throw.
A pebble of five million.
Where is Pinku?
Call your Pinku.
-Hello, sister.
-Pinku, where are you?
Uncle Balu and I
are at home with the goons.
-I'll call you later.
-Okay, sister.
Satisfied?
Give me the money.
The letter?
Why did the bell ring?
-What happened?
-Get in the car. Quickly.
Lets go.
-Hey!
-Richa?
-What happened, Richa?
-That man!
-Lets go.
-Wait! My car broke down.
Hurry up. Start the car.
-What happened?
-Richa. What happened?
Snehal, that man took money
-from the cash counter!
-What?
Hey! What are you doing?
Are you blind? Cant you see? Move!
Richa! Make her sit down.
-Pinki. Call the doctor.
-Richa.
Are you okay? Richa.
Ram Singh, somebody has run away
with the money. Go and catch him!
-Hey, move! Move it!
-I'll shoot you!
Hey, stop!
-Shoot him.
-Come on, move it, or else I'll shoot you.
Move it!
You idiot! Move it!
-Sir.
-Hello, sir.
Sir.
-Robbery and murder.
-What time?
At 11.
-CCTV.
-Checking.
Check everything in detail.
Dont miss anything.
Yes, sir.
Sir, he is the manager.
Yes, sir, I am Snehal.
-Oh, wow! You are a Gujarati.
-Yes.
Pleased to meet you.
How are you doing?
I am fine but Richas health...
-But how did you come?
-What?
I mean, were you born human
just like a poor man like me
or did you jump from
the sky like God?
I mean, what's your fathers name,
your last name, your village's name?
Or do I call you Mr. Anonymous?
-Sir, I am Snehal Amrutlal Parikh.
-Yes.
-Thats better.
-Yes.
Glad to see you.
I am DG Gohil. DCP, Crime Branch.
-Where was the robbery?
-There. At the cash counter.
Yes, sir.
Cashier Richa Marfatia was there...
Oh, so her father was also known
as Mr. Anonymous.
-No, sir, I mean...
-It doesnt matter.
-Sister. What was here name?
-Richa.
Richa. Richa Marfatia.
-Okay, so when you...
-Sir, she's not well.
I dont want her to dig a well.
I am just asking her
the primary questions.
So what happened since morning?
Tell me about it clearly.
Sir, a man sat here and he
and he was constantly watching me.
Okay, so describe him.
What did he look like?
Sir, I wasnt feeling well.
Yes, I heard. Then what happened?
Sir, he threw a chit towards me
at the cash counter.
Chit?
-Pawar.
-Yes, sir.
-Confiscate the evidence.
-Yes, sir.
What happened next?
Then he pointed a gun at me.
With his left or right hand?
Sir, I am feeling dizzy.
All right. Tell me about the man.
What did he look like?
Fair and handsome like me? Or like him?
Hey, take off your cap.
Did he look like Mr. Pawar?
Or was he tall like Mr. Snehal?
What did he look like?
Sir, I am telling the truth.
I dont remember anything.
I wasnt feeling well.
Sir, let's watch the CCTV footage.
We will know the truth.
Sir. The CCTV camera has been off
since yesterday.
Turned off?
Pawar.
Confiscate everyones personal computers,
monitors and keyboards.
-Immediately.
-Yes, sir.
Sir, I am feeling very dizzy.
I get it, but explain to me,
how much did it cost your bank?
-What?
-Approximately how much money was looted?
Honestly, sir, I havent counted.
I dont know.
Yes, give me an approximate value.
Approximately...
-Almost... 50 million.
-What?
Fifty million.
Bank robbery in broad daylight in Mumbai.
The robbers ran away
with 50 million in cash.
The Mumbai Police have failed
to find any clue.
We havent found any clue
about the robbers.
But it is said that
the robbers had come by car.
A man had shot this video
when the car was passing
by the bank at 11 o'clock.
Look at this video again.
Watch him carefully.
Do you recognize him?
The robber of the bank is none other
than the underworld don Gopi Jaiswal.
Why were the CCTV cameras
switched off since yesterday?
-Sir, I was absolutely unaware of this.
-Why?
Actually, sir, let me tell you.
The whole system is old and outdated.
It would often switch off.
In fact, I have already complained
to the head office.
-Sir, please.
-No, be seated.
Be seated.
Hey, that cashier...
Hey. Whats going on? Take him inside.
Hit him inside, not here.
Okay, the lady whom
we investigated primarily,
she said that she hadnt seen
the face of the robber at all.
What do you think?
Sir, that I dont know.
But after this whole incident,
the poor girl is very scared.
Pawar, did you hear?
The bank lost 50 million
because of that woman,
-and this man is sympathizing with her.
-I object respectfully, sir.
But she was sick and still is.
Today the poor girl is living
with the trauma by taking sedatives.
You feel a lot for her. Why?
She is my fiance.
I am going to marry her.
-Pawar.
-Yes, sir.
Note this properly.
Yes, Mr. More.
Tell Mr. Patil I will be there.
Gopi Jaiswal,
a powerful don of the underworld.
After Dawood Ibrahim, the mastermind of
the Mumbai bombings, went to Dubai,
a large part of his territory
was passed on to him by Abu Salem
and Babu Bajrangi.
Extortion of businesses.
Supply of illegal liquor and drugs.
Usurping the land illegally.
Hiring contract killers.
Criminal record. Six murders.
Eight kidnappings.
More than 30 cases
of brawls have been filed
at the police station against him.
He also has connections in Dubai.
From 2010 to 2014,
he was hiding in Kathmandu, Nepal.
From 2014 to 2017,
he was hiding in Karachi, Pakistan.
Enough.
-DCP Gohil.
-Yes, sir.
-I want Gopi Jaiswal in 48 hours.
-Yes, sir.
-Yes, Snehal.
-How are you feeling, Richa?
Not good.
But better than before.
I just came out of the police station.
They thoroughly investigated me
for two hours.
Bloody DCP Gohil.
He suspects us.
What nonsense.
They will come to your place
for your statement.
What is it, Richa?
Nothing. Like I said, Snehal,
I am still feeling very weak and dizzy.
Snehal, did you tell the cops
that I am unwell?
Yes, I did.
So they wont come to you today,
but tomorrow or the next day
for a statement.
Richa. Richa, are you okay?
My head is reeling right now.
I think I will feel better
if I sleep for a bit.
Snehal, can I please call you later?
I'll get some rest.
-Bye. Please take care, Richa.
-Bye.
So much money?
Yes, so much money.
This is my life savings.
I came to this city 10 years ago.
To search for a job.
The city did not give me a job,
but made me roam around aimlessly.
You know what, Pinku?
This city will only respect you
when you respect yourself.
Or else people throw you around
like a rag.
In this city, they only value money,
they don't value people.
Does that mean you will steal?
-Then what about law and order?
-Law and order?
Pinku, there is only one law in this city.
Rob the robbers. Loot the burglars.
Kill the murders and dupe the frauds.
Pinku, there is only one God in this city.
Money. Am I not right?
Yes, sister, but how did you bring
so much money from the bank?
The goon who came
to our home two days ago,
Gopi.
I played it smart and asked
for an extra day from him.
That day I was thinking of ways to extract
such a huge amount from the bank.
Then my eyes fell on the AC
which needed to be repaired.
I complained to Snehal that
the old air conditioners were broken.
Patel, who was in charge of this,
was absent for a week.
So Snehal assigned the job to me.
He also asked me to collect
the warranty papers
and files from his desk.
That was exactly what I wanted.
My plan worked.
Snehal was busy with his client.
I entered his office
on the pretext of work.
My eyes fell on the keys of the safe
on the table.
And I smartly picked up the keys.
By lunch break, I had the duplicate keys.
Finally, I had the duplicate key.
In the evening,
the staff members left for home.
And I was waiting for that moment.
Then I called the AC guy.
I asked him to come exactly at 6:30 p.m.
and take away all the air conditioners
that had conked out.
I went to Snehals cabin to collect
the AC warranty papers.
And very discreetly, I switched off
the recording of the CCTV cameras.
As per my plan, I sent Raghu
to get some snacks for me.
Then I immediately rushed
towards the strong room.
I opened the safe with my duplicate keys.
I filled the AC box with 45 million rupees
and kept the box
with the old air conditioners.
The AC guys came to the bank at 6:30 p.m.
Along with the AC boxes,
I got the box full of money
loaded onto the delivery truck.
I followed the delivery truck,
and stopped it on a secluded lane.
I told them that I got the wrong box
loaded by mistake,
and got the box full of money
loaded back into my car.
-Pinku, now listen to me very carefully.
-Yes.
I've worked very hard to get it here
and to its final destination.
One silly mistake can ruin my whole plan.
The police will be here any moment
for my statement and may search the house.
Do as I say. Hurry up and take
this money to Aunt Chanchals home.
-Come on, hurry up!
-Yes, sister.
-Hello.
-Bloody traitor!
You dared to dupe me!
I've killed people for a mere 450 bucks,
and you cheated me of 45 million.
Listen, Gopi, it was my job
to throw a pebble of five million out.
I threw it.
Now, I am not responsible
for the splashing of the water.
That water belongs to the ocean.
A womans night,
water in the ocean, and a currency note,
nobody can lay claim to any of them.
Gopi, these are your words, aren't they?
Doesnt the crocodile
of a dry ocean know this?
Girl, you will be in trouble.
In great trouble.
You dared to messed with me.
You will pay for it.
Come on, Gopi, you got your five million.
What about the other 45 million?
What does it matter
if it is 45 or something else?
-What do you mean?
-After cracking a discreet deal
with a woman for a night,
she cant be with you during the day too.
And if that woman turns tricks at night
then its called cheating.
It's called treachery.
And those who cheat Gopi,
they meet their end.
No, Gopi, you will not get it.
Not a single penny.
Girl, you will meet your fate.
You will meet your death soon.
And you will beg for your life.
My foot.
Today was
the most horrible day of my life.
The bad event in the morning,
then the investigation and then
reporting at the head office.
And then going to the police station.
My God!
And my health.
Oh, yes. You'd better rest.
Do you love me that much?
Then why dont you give up
your orthodox traditions?
Traditions are for society.
We live in it.
Look, I am trying to explain to Mom too.
Tell me one thing.
Am I the only one who needs to change?
Dont you?
I dont want to.
Lets not discuss this at all.
If we keep discussing this topic,
we might drift apart from each other
rather than sitting so close together.
Oh, my God. It's 11:30. I have to leave.
You better take rest, okay.
Please ponder my words.
We must both change for
a marriage. Not just one.
Good night.
-Hello.
-Give me my money.
-Hello.
-Hey, listen.
You got your five million
as per your condition.
What about the other 45 million?
I made a move. I took the risk.
The cards were mine, the game was mine,
and you are the winner. Wow!
Gopi, its a matter of chance.
Chances!
Be it somebodys table, somebodys game,
or somebodys money...
but you need the courage to win.
And I have taken 45 million
for my courage. Got it?
Oh, is that so?
Then muster up the courage
and open the door.
Oh, Uncle Balu!
Uncle Balu!
Who did this? Uncle Balu!
Get up, Uncle Balu!
Uncle Balu!
You!
This is the beginning
of an unending extortion.
No, I wont give you any money!
I won't give you a single penny.
I swear, I will stack dead bodies.
I will make destroy your body.
You are very proud of your courage.
You are very proud of it, aren't you?
Now you will deal with me.
This is huge.
A huge robbery this morning,
then a murder tonigh night.
The entire Mumbai Police is busy
thanks to you.
-Sir, since morning...
-Who is this boy?
Sir, I am Pinku.
Is it only Pinku? What's your full name?
Or do I have to call you
Mr. Anonymous as well?
Sir, his full name
is Prathmesh Kaivalya Prasad Bhatt.
What a long name.
-Pinku is his nickname.
-Okay then, it's fine.
He's from Jamnagar.
He has come here to study.
He stays with me.
According to our information,
Mansukh, no Manjit.
Manjit and Gomes also lived here.
Is that right?
Yup.
Thats true.
They too stayed here to study.
Where were you, Pinku,
when the body was thrown here?
-I was...
-He was restless,
so he had gone for a short walk.
He went for a short walk and this body
arrived at your door shortly after.
No, sir, the body was outside the door.
As soon as I opened the door,
the body fell on me.
None of you can leave.
-What?
-I mean, you can't leave Mumbai.
Do you understand?
You dont know Gohil.
If I chase you, you will have to throw up
double of what you have eaten.
Mr. Anonymous.
Hey, isn't he one of them? Catch him.
-Hey, stop! Where are you running to?
-Hey, stop!
-Damn it!
-Hey, stop!
Catch him!
Where are you running to?
Hey, shut it!
Boss!
Boss, we have a problem.
Boss...
Boss, the police have spotted me.
And they are chasing me.
Idiot! I told you not to venture out.
Didn't I?
Then why did you go? Why did you step out?
Boss, I ran out of tobacco.
Damn tobacco.
Do you know how much
of a risk you have taken?
The commissioner and that girl
already got me in trouble. Now you!
Get out of here now.
Go to Aslam Bhai's house
in Sidhpur. Where?
-Aslam Bhais house in Sidhpur.
-Yes.
-You go along with him.
-Okay, boss.
Stay in Aslam Bhais garage
for a few months
until the tension eases off here.
Do you understand?
And if you step out from there,
-I'll blow your brains out!
-No.
Go.
He is flashy, charming, and flirty
He is nonchalant and crazy
He is a bit crazy and a bit insane
He is dashing and enthusiastic
He talks a big game
about senseless things
There comes our hero
A high-spirited man and a real charmer
A strange traveler and a real charmer
A high-spirited man a real charmer
A strange traveler and a real charmer
Hey, you didn't give me the money.
Wrong question.
Mr. Computer, erase this question.
Do you know who is the biggest hero
in the film industry?
Obviously, Amitabh Bachchan.
When Amitabh Bachchan got fed up of
the woes of the KYC documents at the bank,
he went to a photo studio like yours
to take passport-size pictures.
-Do you know what the photographer said?
-What?
He said, "Mr. Amit,
you must have thousands of pictures.
Why don't you give one of them away?
Why did you come to get it taken by me?"
-Do you know what Mr. Amit said?
-No.
Of course not. That's between us.
I mean, what did Amitabh Bachchan say?
"I want to make
this photographer successful
by letting him take my picture.
After five years from now,
this picture of mine
will be worth billions."
Do you understand?
Do you get it, Photographer Phurdun Ali?
I do, but what about the money?
Does that mean you are not aware of
whose photos you have taken?
Hey, listen. You can pay me later
if you dont have the money now.
-Later?
-Yes.
-Later?
-Yes.
-I will never pay you.
-Why?
I mean, my friend, the world
will pay you millions of rupees.
But you will have to give an advance.
Hey, Ramnik.
Come here.
Photo studio!
Sir, are you taking pictures
for your new movie?
Hey, do you have 50 rupees?
Dont you even have 50 rupees?
-Yes, I do.
-Give me the money.
Here.
Here you go, Photographer Phurdun Ali.
Mark my words.
When I become a huge star,
I won't set foot in your studio.
That means you will visit
only this studio your whole life.
How dare he!
-Hey, dont get angry.
-Hey... But how dare he!
Let him go, sir. Let it be.
Okay then.
I am letting him go because you insisted.
He doesnt know the relationship
between Amitabh Bachchan and me.
Do you know when Aishwariya
entered the house as a new bride,
Ajitabh and I were standing
next to each other.
She came directly to me
and took my blessings.
-What are you saying? Is that true?
-Yes.
Does Amitabh Bachchan know you?
I have contacts.
Sir, I have to treat you
to tobacco for this.
-No, sir, please dont refuse.
-But...
-For my sake. Dont refuse.
-But when did I refuse?
That's the thing.
Sir, Amitabh knows you so well,
but your wife never mentioned it.
How could she?
She is busy teaching seventh graders.
Which other stars are you friends with?
I am friends with too many stars.
But the closest to me is Kat.
Cat?
Katrina.
I call her Kat lovingly.
-She lovingly calls me Ras.
-Ras.
Not like mango juice but short for Rasik.
When I went last time,
she came crying to me.
She kept wailing while talking to me.
So I told her,
"Either you cry or you talk."
Then she calmed down and said,
"After dating Ranbir
for one and a half years,
has not yet committed to me."
But actually, she was interested in me.
But nobody in Sidhpur can find out.
I will never utter a word.
Never.
I explained and said, "Look dear,
I already have a tigress at home."
After that, she agreed.
Sir, which other stars are your friends?
I know Akshay, Shah Rukh, Salman,
Ranbir, Alia, Varun, all of them.
But sir, how do you manage
your relationship with them from Sidhpur?
Through Manubhai Ambala Courier service.
I take packaged goods to Mumbai from here.
I stay there for a few days.
Then I meet the stars.
I am going to Mumbai tonight.
Sir, the whole industry is
under your control.
This is amazing!
Please do something for me.
Sir, I am extremely fond of acting.
I am saying honestly.
I will do something, Ramnik.
I will do what I can for you.
Right now, I am busy writing shows.
When I finish writing,
I will do something for you.
Wow, sir! So you are also a writer?
Fool. Who wrote the 3 Idiots
starring Amir Khan?
Rasik Ranjan is actor,
director, writer, editor.
And after the show is over,
then I will be a producer too.
-Wow!
I have written an excellent story.
There is violence, murder.
Entertaining potboiler.
And the title is The Gangster.
Sir, entertainment means
there will be romance, right?
Absolutely not.
No, not at all.
I hate romance, I hate the word.
My aunt died from romance.
My uncle stabbed my aunt
with a knife in front of my eyes.
What do you mean? Why?
My aunt was having an affair.
Sir, why did your uncle kill your aunt
instead of killing her lover?
Uncle thought it was wise to kill aunt
instead of killing a new man every week.
Case closed.
Sir, an artist like you has seen
so many sad incidents.
Friend, what can I tell you?
Happiness and sadness are temporary.
Thats life. I am used to it now.
Just like you've been here
for a long time. Isn't it sad?
I mean, even after achieving so much
I am still stuck in Sidhpur.
But, friend, life goes on.
I will be happy
when I go to Mumbai tonight.
Can I tell you something honestly?
I was miserable when my father died.
When my father passed away.
My father passed away. I was very sad.
He had a throat problem.
Did he have throat cancer?
He was hanged.
He was caught stealing.
So had throttled the landlords.
Sir, the way you write murder
and violent stories, it shows that
there must be so many criminals
in your family.
You are right, my friend.
Its true.
And if you dont leave here,
I might commit a crime.
Hey, you are back.
You opened your shop after a long time.
-Hello. He's there.
-I'll meet you later.
He is right here.
Yes.
Sir, your sister is calling you.
I mean, my sister is calling you home.
I am back.
Ramnik, where did you disappear to
afte ringing the bell for third period?
You are dead now. Answer her.
I had some work at home.
Is this how you do your job?
Instead of ringing bells,
the school day was over.
What work did you have at home?
Madam, a suitor had come
to meet my mother.
Is your mother getting married?
What are you talking about?
To meet your mother?
Oh, God. You may go now.
-Listen.
-Yes?
Give the papers kept on
the top of the fridge to Lata.
Sir, when do I come back again?
It's Thursday today, right? Next Thursday.
-Next Thursday?
-Yes.
I will go tonight
and come back the day after.
I will decide what I have to tell you
after a few days.
Oh, so you will be staying
at Vidya Balans home in Mumbai.
Then you'll eat
with Taapsee Pannu and Deepika...
Hey, why are you telling me
what I have to tell you next Thursday?
Ramnik, you still havent left.
Hurry up. If the suitor goes away,
your mother will remain a spinster. Go.
Go, you have to get your mother married.
A suitor for mother! Wow!
Oh, Vidhyarani.
Your face has such magic!
It pulls me towards you
without any strings.
Rasik Ranjan, you dont even feel like
praying to God on Thursday, the 17th day.
But you can sing sinful songs
of such movies.
Vidhyarani, school is over.
But you still feel a seventh grader
is sitting in front of you?
But my seventh-grade student
will be well-disciplined.
But you haven't changed,
even after 17 years of marriage.
Oh, my mother, friend, buddy, Goddess.
I will become well-mannered.
I definitely will.
Just like how you are fond of changing me
and everyone into a cultured person,
similarly, I am fond of making
glamorous films and shows.
TV shows, TV shows, TV shows.
Oh, God.
It's true. You have created havoc
these last two months.
Once I get 450,000 rupees
then I will make a wonderful show.
You are not doing any work.
You wasted the last two years
with movies. And now it's shows.
Rasik Ranjan, nobody will even give you
a penny, let alone 500,000 rupees.
I have already spoken to the producer.
Once he hears my story,
it will all be finalized.
I have been hearing this
for so many years, haven't I?
I will be back from the market.
-What will he do?
-Let me talk right now.
-I am calling the producer right now.
-Yes, please do it.
Hello, Mr. Raju.
What about the show we spoke about?
Oh, both of your brothers
are coming to Sidhpur today?
Yes, please send them. I am at home. Yes.
Wow, excellent. Rasik Ranjan!
Finally, the day has come.
Now I will say, "Action!"
Lets go.
How many do you want?
-Are they ripe?
-Yes, they are ripe.
-Weigh them.
-Take half a kilo.
-Hey!
-What?
It's the cashier.
Yes, its her.
But what is she doing in Sidhpur?
What are these clothes?
A man will even wear a burkha
to escape from the police.
-Dont you understand?
-She is going.
Hey, watch and drive.
Lets go.
Vidhyarani, the producer's two brothers
are coming to our home.
Hurry up and make some steaming hot tea,
they must be on their way.
-Hurry up.
-Oh, God.
Vidhyarani, dont underestimate me.
Once my story is approved,
you will appreciate me.
Wait and see.
-Hurry up and make tea.
-Yes, I am making it.
They are here. Welcome.
Welcome.
Welcome to the abode of Rasik Ranjan.
Rama and Balarama. Rama and Shyam.
Abbas and Mastaan. Welcome.
This whole house is mine.
Please, have a seat.
Sit.
So the story is...
The title of the story is The Gangster.
Listen.
The story begins with a bank robbery.
A robbery of 50 million rupees.
Wow, wonderful.
And there is a famous dreaded gangster
whose name is...
Gopi Boss.
Wow! Wonderful!
You seem to be interested.
The kingpin is a drug dealer.
There's more. He needs cash urgently.
So he plans a bank robbery.
Okay, listen to what unfolds.
As soon as he enters
the bank and then... Okay.
The cashier is a girl.
She is drop-dead gorgeous,
she will sweep you off your feet,
and make you absolutely topsy-turvy.
-Tea is ready.
-Yes, I am coming.
Hey, you guys remain seated.
I will bring the tea.
I am unsure about the storys ending.
We've been unsure since the beginning.
Dont worry about the beginning,
its all done.
Just worry about what to do in the end.
Murder.
Thats amazing. Amazing.
Unbelievable! I thought of that too.
I was thinking of almost 33 murders.
I will get the tea,
then we will decide whom to murder.
-I will be back.
-Hey.
Hey, there's something fishy
about this guy.
The whole house has changed.
Its because of the 45 million rupees.
She can change her husband
along with the house.
In a few days, the filming
of The Gangster will begin
and its writer, director,
producer, musician, songwriter,
editor, cameraman, and actor,
Rasik Ranjan is treating you with tea.
Please drink some. Have some.
Come on, go ahead.
-What will you have with it?
-Forty-five million.
Really?
Forty-five million. No.
I made a deal with your brother
for only 450,000 rupees.
-Dont force me unnecessarily.
-Dont act smart!
Give us the money.
We need the money.
Money?
I think you havent met my wife, Vidhya.
Vidhya? Vidhya who?
Give me the 45 million.
You must understand.
You're giving me money,
I'm not giving you money.
-What?
-Okay, lets do one thing.
You can pay me a bit less.
Hey, I am not talking about loose change!
I am talking about 45 million.
-Give it to me!
-God!
Hey, what happened?
-Oh, you are showing your acting skills.
-Hey, stop.
Where were you?
Where were you?
Come on, give me the 45 million.
Put that away.
Whats this? Put that back.
Come on.
Listen, a huge amount like 45 million
is called an asset.
And dealing with such a huge amount
at the tip of a knife is not good manners.
Hey, stop preaching.
Bloody, wicked, naughty thief.
Give me the money.
Who taught you this?
Who taught you to speak such bad words?
Who taught you this?
-Hey, dont act smart.
-Hey, you.
Shall I bring out my ruler?
And I am speaking to him.
Go and stand at your place.
How irritating you are!
Take out the money.
-My bosss 45 million.
-Forty-five million?
Listen, you goon, to tell the truth,
my school urgently needs
a huge amount like 45 million.
Do you know that two classes of
twelfth-graders sit outside and study?
Hey, cashier, stop faking it.
We saw you at the bank.
-Vidhya? A bank cashier?
-Yes.
No.
I am a teacher at Kablibai Chanchalben
Mevawala Primary School.
Hey, Kablibai!
-You were at the bank that day.
-Which day?
-On the day of the robbery.
-Which robbery?
-You were at the cash counter.
-No.
-Are you sure you saw her?
-Right.
Shut up. Hey.
That day you took out the cash
and gave it to my boss.
-We will have to take her to our boss.
-No.
Just a minute.
-Where have you come from?
-Shut up.
From Mumbai.
Are you sure that you saw her
at the cash counter that day?
-That too in Mumbai?
-Yes.
She stole 50 million rupees
and gave us only five million.
-No.
-What no?
What no? Did you forget about it?
Moron, remind her.
You were at the bank that day,
he was there, and I was there too.
Remind her.
-You remember it.
-What?
-You never took me to Mumbai.
-Hey.
There was a wedding at my aunts place,
-we booked the tickets but...
-Dont bring that up now.
Try to remember.
Remember!
No. I have never been to Mumbai.
Something is fishy.
Listen to me very carefully.
Especially, you, weirdo.
Do you get it? So say it.
-But you told me to shut up.
-Shut up!
-If you inform the police about us then...
-We will beat you guys up.
-Yes!
-Lets go.
Who were those guys? I don't get it.
I don't get it either.
-But Vidhya.
-Yes.
There is a twist in the story.
-Yes, speak up.
-Boss, the cashier is in Sidhpur.
-Are you nuts?
-No, boss, I am telling the truth.
She changed her looks, her job,
her house, her clothes, everything.
Stop smoking and hang up the phone.
Boss, it's true. Talk to Shakeel.
Shakeel, talk to him.
Boss, Pakiya is telling the truth.
She said she works at a school.
She has even bought a house here.
We are standing outside her house.
Oh, God!
-Bandiya, find out where the cashier is.
-Okay, boss.
Boss, she has even hired
some airhead to take care of her.
He is very annoying.
Boss, the airhead knows
everything about our robbery.
He said he will commit 33 murders.
Boss, she is in Mumbai.
If she is here then...
-You guys stay there. I am coming.
-Okay, boss.
Hey, Rasik, when did you come?
-This morning?
-Yes. Hail Gujarat Mail, S7.
Whats your next show?
Directly to Madh Island.
I have heard
a new Gujarati show is going to begin.
Oh.
The name of the show is
Covering the Blanket in Your Name."
-Wow.
-You're too much, Rasik.
Mr. Himanshu.
-Yes, Mr. Naresh.
-Give me my payment.
The bank was closed for three days.
It opened today.
-Do you have the checkbook?
-Yes, I do. I will do it.
Mr. Rasik, the Bank of Mumbai was robbed
five days ago.
-What do you mean?
-Yes, a kingpin named Gopi
pointed a gun at the cashier's head
and stole 50 million rupees.
-Fifty million?
-Yes.
And the cashier is a friend of mine.
Take a look.
-Vidhya?
-Richa.
-That is Vidhya, my wife.
-Richa Marfatia, a dear friend of mine.
I always reach out to her
whenever I need any help at the bank.
Even if the balance in my account
is too low, she clears my check.
And even serves me tea unfailingly.
Rasiklal. Cashier. Bank. Loot.
The show's shooting can be done later.
The events that I imagined
have actually happened.
Stole fifty and gave them five.
Forty-five million.
With that money, I can make
three movies and half a dozen shows.
What are you doing, Rasik Ranjan?
Bank. Robbery. Cash. Cashier.
And 45 million.
When will you use the talent of
actor, director, and producer?
-Hello.
-Hello.
-Who is it?
-Who?
More gorgeous than Gabbar.
Braver than Dabbang.
And 100 times crazier than Singham.
You must have heard the name of Gopi Boss.
I am Gopis henchman.
Hey, listen.
I want the money, cash.
Forty-five million rupees.
Which you have swallowed like a burger.
Your time starts now.
At 11 tonight, outside your house,
my chartered rickshaw will be there.
And dont stash the 45 million
in plastic bags.
Plastic is banned.
Give it to me in a cotton bag.
And if you dont give me the money,
then I will blow you up with a bomb
in four and a half minutes.
Okay.
So, you're not scared?
Listen, I will bite you
four and half times.
Do you get it?
Be prepared. 45 million.
Sister, why do you want this bag of money?
Take this bag and go to Abu.
To my friend Manjaris house.
I have already spoken to her.
-But why?
-No, Pinku.
We cant take any risk.
I have packed your clothes in this bag.
I wrote Manjaris address
and phone number in this letter.
I have booked the car.
You have to travel to Abu by road.
Take this bag very carefully
and calmly to Manjari.
Your education and my future
depend on this bag. Please.
-Come on, now go.
-Bye, sister.
Bye.
My heart is dancing like a peacock
-Hello.
-Sir,
this is Richa Marfatia speaking.
Do you remember me?
The bank cashier.
Madam, the whole city knows you.
How can I not? Tell me, whats new?
Sir, some guy just called me now.
He is trying to extort money from me.
If I dont give him the money,
he threatened to blast me with a bomb.
Amazing! These days,
people are threatening you.
Sir, I don't understand this.
The bank has been robbed.
So why are they
asking for money from me?
Yes, you are speaking rationally.
Honestly, sir, I am petrified.
The man who called me is going to come
to my house at 11 tonight.
Is that so? Then dont worry.
Before he arrives there,
we will arrive with our army.
We will arrest the unworthy crook.
So relax.
Leave the stress of catching him to us.
Hail anonymity.
Thank you, sir.
Come, boss. Come.
Madam, I am going to the school.
Hey, where is the girl?
Listen, guys, if you want admission
for your kids, go to the school.
You shouldn't come here directly.
She hates it.
How could I have known that you have
a recommendation from a trustee?
Madam, someone has come to meet you.
Yes, Ramnik,
did you give the papers to Lata?
-Oh, Mother...
-Be blessed.
I remind you of your mother.
Your upbringing is wonderful.
If every man of this country
can find his mother in other women,
then nobody can defame our country.
-Hey, she...
-Wow, you both have come too.
I fought a lot with you on that day.
So have some candy before you leave.
-I have made a yummy dessert.
-Hey, shut up.
Do you know who I am? Gopi.
Gopi Jaiswal.
Do you know me?
You should ask, "Do you remember me?"
Shut up! Dont blabber
or else I will pull your tongue out.
Violence.
Violence makes
a man behave like an animal.
I can see that he's behaving
like an animal.
Dear, its all about the face.
Its all about the face.
Your look exactly like the cashier.
Listen.
I will give you 2 million.
A donation!
I won't lie to you, sir.
Our school needs a donation even now.
Do you know our twelfth-graders
have to sit outside to study?
-But they...
-No. Its wrong. No conditions.
You can perform your duty
but you are not entitled
to the fruit of your actions.
Do your duties but dont expect fruits.
But who asked for a fruit?
Who asked for a fruit?
-I dont want to eat fruits. Listen to me.
-Yes.
Sit.
If you agree to become the cashier,
then I will give you five million.
Oh, so you are the guy
who looted the bank?
Yes, tell me.
Will you be the cashier or not?
No. I have sacrificed myself
for the cause of education.
-Homi? Dammit, did you bring her here?
-No, we did not.
Madam, please speak a language
our boss can understand.
-Okay, listen, then I...
-Hey, shut up.
Listen. If you agree
to become the cashier,
I will make the real cashier disappear.
Do you agree?
-But I already refused.
-Hey, woman.
Dont act smart,
or else I will pick you up.
Go ahead. I will be the Ahilya who made
Gopi Jaiswal have a change of heart.
My life will be blessed.
You idiots!
Did you even bring Ahilya here?
No, boss, we didn't.
Why do I need a new heart?
That's not what she meant.
Hey, please speak in simple language.
Shut up. Why are you interrupting?
We are talking.
When your master and I are talking,
why do you have to interrupt?
Come on, both of you go inside.
Go and eat some candy. Go.
It's in the jar on the left-hand side
in the kitchen, go ahead.
Will you go or should I
take out my ruler?
Come on.
Let them have some candy.
-But who is the master?
-Very good.
-You're the master.
-To hell with the master!
Listen. Will you be the cashier or not?
If you agree, the cashier disappears
and we'll have the money.
Then you will be free and so will I.
Five million, in cash. Do you accept?
-No.
-I'm going to...
No!
Hey, Shakeel. Pakiya, come here.
-Pick her up.
-Did you like the candy?
Its delicious, and its soft. Isnt it?
Then why are you eating alone?
Let your master taste it.
So he will understand
that hunger turns a man into a beast.
Now, who the hell is Shuddha?
Who?
Not Sudha, it's Shuddha.
Sudha.
No, roll your tongue in the mouth.
You will be able to pronounce it.
Then try saying "Shuddha."
I said Sudha.
Not Sudha, it's Shuddha.
Stress on the letters "sh"
when you pronounce it.
Come on, say it. Shuddha.
Shu...
Very good, say it.
Shu...
Very good. Say it.
-Su...
-Very good.
You can do it.
Su...
Dammit!
-Oh, mother...
-You are very fond of your mother.
Hey, shut up! Just shut up!
Who is she?
Where did you bring me?
Whats this?
Either take it out or swallow it!
Let's just leave.
-At least taste my candy.
-Shut up. Shut up.
After I leave, keep talking about candy.
Sudha, master, lemon.
Rabdi, dosa, Ahilya, and whatnot.
She has made me crazy. Is she nuts?
Why did you bring me here?
You didn't even taste the candy I made.
Hey, that's my bowl!
She drove me crazy.
But she is valuable.
Damn cashier.
You wont understand it.
Even if I kill you, it wouldn't matter,
since I have your double.
Rasik Ranjan, you fell down
as soon as you entered.
This building is not balanced right.
It's okay. Lets rehearse it.
Come on, rehearse it.
Perform it.
Cashier. Hey, cashier!
Cashi...
Who keeps a sofa like this?
Hey, cashier. Come out.
A cashier at day and a gangster at night.
Come on, come out! Come out!
I am a seventh-grade dropout
and she is drop-dead gorgeous.
Back in my village, there's my belle,
and here, this beauty.
Do you teach in an English school?
Shut up.
Shut up? You are telling me to shut up?
Hey, double duty... I mean, double role.
Trying to act smart with me?
Trying to fake it?
Come on, give me the money.
You dont know I am
a very dangerous man.
Come on, hurry up.
Give me the money. I dont have time.
I dont have time.
Quickly! Give me the money!
Are you dumb?
Can you hear what I am saying?
Hello.
Hey, if you dont give me the money...
Wait. I will show you who I am.
Wait a minute.
Dont move. Statue!
The bag is so deep.
Look here.
Do you know what this is? Its acid.
If I splash it on your face,
it will go up in smoke.
Like how your tongue burns
after eating hot chili.
The same smoke will come out
of your mouth.
Quickly! Give me the money!
For the last time,
give me the money!
Money.
You wont give me the money? You won't?
-Okay, give me half the money.
-Are you not ashamed?
You robbed the bank
of 50 million in broad daylight.
Are you not ashamed
to harass an innocent girl?
Hey! English medium.
Instead of robbing people
like Ambani, Adani, and Birla,
you robbed a poor goon Gopi of 45 million.
Wow.
Robbing the thief. Stealing the loot.
Gopi robbed 50 million rupees
from my cash counter.
-The whole world has seen it.
-Wrong, absolutely wrong.
You stole fifty and gave him five.
You did a grave injustice.
A grave injustice! A grave...
Hey, listen.
I am giving you a final offer.
This is absolutely the last one.
Not yours, not mine.
Don't give me half the money,
but a quarter share of the money.
Dont give me GST.
But I wont allow you to cut TDS.
It will remain between us. Okay?
You just shut up.
Hey. I made so many offers.
Okay. Just give me four or five million.
I want it for my show.
Please give me at least half a million.
I won't give you a single penny.
Okay, give me at least 4,000 rupees
to cover my traveling expenses.
You wont get anything.
Give me at least 400 rupees.
I need to pay the rent for the costume.
You shut up. Enough is enough!
You just get lost.
Should I call the police?
Get lost?
Asking Gopi-2 to get lost?
Do you know what this is?
Do you know what this is?
This is a transmitter.
With this,
I can directly talk to Gopi Boss.
If I speak from here,
it can be heard in Pakistan.
It's... frequency...
-You first get lost.
-Get lost.
Get lost. Look at this.
Do you know what this is?
This is a real gun.
And the bullets bursts.
When the bullet bursts. It hurts.
When it hurts, then a person can also die.
So give me the money or else...
your picture will be hung
on the wall after your death.
Give me the money. Now dont irritate me.
I will count to nine.
One.
-Rascal!
-Who are you?
Your boss. DCP Gohil.
Sir...
-Take him away.
-Listen to me.
I am not Gopi.
I am a courier guy and an artist.
Thank you so much, sir.
Look, dear, the guest came
and was even caught.
Now you can close
all the doors and windows,
-and sleep in peace.
-Okay.
And I will deal with this weirdo.
-Hello.
-I am really sorry, Richa.
I read your morning message just now.
I had a lot of work
at the head office...
Dont worry, Snehal.
-In fact...
-Don't worry?
Move.
Gopi is here.
-No!
-Richa.
-I am here, my love.
-No.
To deal with the cheater
who looks like an angel.
The ace of spades is here.
Dont come close to me.
-Stay away from me.
-Be quiet!
-Richa?
-I cant tolerate you tricking me
I cant forget your treachery
even for a minute.
Where are my 45 million? Speak up?
Where have you hidden it?
Mr. Gohil, pick up the phone.
Constantly busy.
No!
-Dont touch me.
-Okay, I wont touch you.
Pay me for cheating and rude behavior.
Speak up! Where is it?
Where is my money? Speak up!
Dont touch me!
Mr. Gohil, please pick up the phone.
Shit.
Where is it? Where is the money?
I will kill you.
Where is the money? Say it. Speak.
I said I dont have the money.
I will cut your tongue off.
You have messed with the wrong guy.
You have put your hand
in a snakes hole, naive girl.
You have hidden the money.
Now tell me where you have hidden it.
Tell me.
I dont know where the money is.
-I told you.
-You dont know?
Now watch what I will do
to your house and you.
Scream.
Scream till the veins
in your throat burst.
Crazy girl,
Mumbai city is a bazaar.
Market.
Here, if the women scream,
then people whistle at them.
Scream!
-I am waiting to guard you.
-Sir.
Nothing will happen to your shop.
How did he threaten you?
-Sir.
-No, you have to call me.
-Sir.
-Yes.
Sir, I've been calling you endlessly,
but your phone was busy.
Call me after a while. What is it?
Sir, please hurry up and come inside.
Gopi will kill Richa.
Gopi is sitting inside.
No, sir, he isnt Gopi.
That's what I'm trying to explain,
-that I am not Gopi.
-Sit down.
Sir, he will kill Richa.
I told Richa to go to sleep just now.
-Oh, my God!
-Sir. Did you hear that?
Sir, we must go inside.
Sir, I am not Gopi.
Where is Gopi?
-Sir, Gopi hasnt come here.
-He hasnt come here?
Sir, someone gave you
the wrong information.
Sir, who told you Gopi has come here?
No worries, dear. You can go to sleep.
I am going.
Mister, maybe someone has
given you the wrong information.
Okay, I am going.
-Where is Gopi?
-Sir, Gopi was in the house.
Gopi.
Come out of your hiding.
Or else you will be in great trouble.
-Gopi is here.
-Gopi.
Throw it or else I will kill you.
-Sir.
-Sir, he has a knife...
Let go of her!
Sir, shoot him!
Put the gun down.
Snehal!
Snehal!
Snehal!
Snehal!
Snehal!
He is my partner.
-Vakhde.
-Yes, sir.
-The Gujarati artist sitting in the van.
-Yes.
He has committed a murder.
Write the name of the deceased.
Snehal Parikh.
Start making the charge sheet.
I will send you the information.
Okay, sir. Lets go to the police station.
Where is the money?
Where is the money?
I dont have it.
-Then where is it?
-It's with Pinku.
-Where is Pinku?
-In Abu.
At whose place?
At my friend Manjaris place.
Give me Manjaris address quickly.
21, Sur Sagar, Lal Maidan, Abu.
21, Sur Sagar, Lal Maidan, Abu.
Lets move, dear.
Listen, if you even utter a word
of what happened here,
then you know that I am bad,
but nobody can be worse than me.
Sir, the flying space ship
has escaped from the jeep.
What? What were you doing then?
Go and find him.
You cant even handle a man.
-Come.
-No.
-Come on.
-No!
Let go of me! Where are you taking me?
Hey!
Car! Stop!
Stop!
-Hey, you.
-Please move. Come on, move.
-Where to?
-Drive.
Move, fast.
Let go of me!
-Let go of me!
-I will kill you.
-I will kill you.
-Please!
-Let go!
-Where are you taking me? Stop the car.
-Let go of the steering wheel.
-Sir, please!
-Where do you want to go?
-Keep driving. Just keep driving.
Where to? Where do you want to go?
To Dhangetra Una Vapi Vaikunth.
This is my car, not a public transport.
You told me the whole route.
Stop at any bus stop.
All the buses go to Gujarat.
Stop the car!
Let me go!
Where are you going
at this time dressed as Krrish?
Where are you coming from?
-Oh...
-What?
Hey, where are you coming from?
Krrish is being remade in Gujarati.
-Is it?
-Yes.
-Really?
-Yes.
I am playing Krrish.
You are playing Krrish?
What is the name of the movie?
Watch Krrish, Watch Paradise.
True.
What do you do?
-My job is also to shoot.
-Oh. Okay.
But what you shoot is different
from what I shoot.
-What is that?
-You shoot dialogues, and I bullets.
Bullets? I don't get it.
Let it be. You won't get it.
You tell me. What did you shoot today?
I couldn't shoot today.
A brave woman spoiled everything.
Wicked woman. She did not give me a penny.
I worked so hard.
But she did not give me a penny.
Oh, no.
-You have issues with women too?
-Yes.
-I also have issues with a woman.
-Oh?
-But my case is the opposite.
-What?
-I am going to take 45 million.
-Take?
Think about me too.
-Tell me one thing.
-What?
How do I deal with such a wicked woman?
Very simple. Open that.
-Take it out.
-This?
Just shoot her.
Shoot brave women like that.
Hey, lower it. Keep it back.
What is your good name?
I don't know if it is good,
but my name is Gopi.
-Open the door!
-Hey!
Open the door!
-What?
-Open the door!
-Army. Navy. Airforce.
-What happened?
-Bus depot.
-Where is the bus?
-Where is the bus?
-It's behind.
- It's behind.
-Which bus is it?
Hey! Are you nuts?
-Where are you going?
-I am going to Rajasthan.
Can you drop me in Abu?
Yes, I can.
Can you give me your phone?
I need to make a call.
Pinku, pick up the phone.
Pinku, pick up the phone.
Manjari.
Manjari's number.
Manjari's number.
9?
I can't recollect
Manjari's number right now.
There is a concussion here,
but no need to worry.
I have also applied a dressing.
You can take him home in a while.
Okay. Thank you, sir.
Hey. Wake up.
Sister Richa?
Sister Richa? Who?
I am Vidhya.
Where am I?
Brother, you are at a hospital in Sidhpur.
You had an accident.
Your car fell into a dump.
-What? When?
-This morning.
The schoolbus and students
were passing by the highway.
They saw you lying unconscious
on the road.
They brought you here.
I will have to call Sister Richa.
Where is my phone?
Hey, just a minute.
Here's your phone. It fell close by.
Sister Richa is not picking.
Where is my bag?
Here it is. Your luggage is here.
-I have to go to Abu immediately.
-No, you can't go anywhere.
You will have to rest for two days
at my house.
You have a concussion.
-Hello.
-Hello, Pinku.
-Sister Richa.
-Where are you? I've been calling.
Your phone was switched off.
I had an accident. I am at the hospital.
What? Where?
-In Sidhpur.
-Sidhpur?
Okay, Pinku, are you fine?
I hope you are not hurt much.
And do you have the bag?
It is with me.
There is a woman here
who looks exactly like you.
Her name is Vidhya.
Let me talk to her. Me?
-Hello.
-Vidhya.
This is Richa speaking.
Thank you so much.
Will you please take Pinku to your house?
I have already invited him.
No need to thank me.
This is my duty.
He is insisting on going to Abu.
No, Vidhya!
Don't let him go to Abu at all.
Listen, Vidhya.
Please take Pinku to your house.
Give me your address.
I will come to your house.
I live next to Kablibai Chanchalben
Mevawala Primary School.
I am a teacher there.
If you ask anyone in Sidhpur
for directions to my house,
they will drop you at my house.
Okay, fine. Thank you, Vidhya.
Oh, thank God.
Wow, it's very tasty.
-Hey, look there.
-What?
Hey, we picked him up
from the cashier's house.
-What is he doing with her?
-The teacher is also with him.
Hey, stop!
-Oh, shit.
-Come on. Hurry up!
-Stop!
-Run faster! Run!
-Stop. Catch him!
Stop!
Stop.
Stop here near Shanti Sadan.
-How much is it?
-Hurry up, faster!
-Hey, stop!
-Move, fast!
Your medicine!
So weird. He went away.
-Madam, we have reached Sidhpur.
-Okay. Thank you so much.
Move!
-Yes.
-Boss,
the cashier's brother Pinku
is here in Sidhpur.
Are you crazy?
He's not in Sidhpur, but Abu.
Boss, he's not in Abu.
He's here, at the teacher's place.
-We are outside the teacher's house.
-Is that so?
-Do you want us to nab him?
-No. I'll come there.
-Keep an eye on him.
-Okay, boss.
-Listen. I don't want any fight.
-Okay, boss, we won't fight.
Okay, hang up.
-How much is it?
-Fifty rupees.
Here.
Excuse me?
You're Vidhya.
-I am.
-Richa?
-Yes.
-I can't believe
how much alike we look.
We might have been related
in our past lives.
Otherwise, look at you and me.
Yes. Where is Pinku?
He went away in the same rickshaw
from which we left the hospital.
-What?
-But don't worry.
He will come back.
Pinku? Where did he go?
Richa, you look very tired.
-Why don't you freshen up?
-Okay.
Hey, why were you driving so slowly?
Even the wedding processions
are go faster than you!
Nobody sit in this car!
If your luck is bad, the dogs will bite
you even if you are on a camel.
Hey, sir!
Hey, sir. How are you?
You look awesome.
Are you back from shooting?
What role did you play? Please tell me.
-Tell me.
-A dead body.
An absolutely idiotic dead body.
Even though you went to Mumbai,
Katrina did not entertain you, sir.
You!
Please stop it.
Katrina, Anushka. Alia, Talia, Vidhya.
Please stop all this.
I will hang myself
because of them one day.
You will be a big hit
if you play the role of Bhagat Singh.
What role did you play? Please tell me.
Will you stop talking about shooting?
Why?
By the lure of shooting,
I have understood one thing.
That if you interfere
in someone else's shooting,
you'll get yourself killed.
Then, sir, it is amazing.
Your picture will be put up everywhere.
You will see my obituary in the newspaper.
The flower is gone but not the essence.
Hey, moron. I am not talking
about shooting a movie.
-Then what?
-Shooting guns!
Fire the gun and you are dead.
Sir, I did not understand.
What are you staring at?
-Go away.
-Let him go, sir.
I did not understand the shooting part.
Oh, God.
The way Gandhi wrote his autobiography,
The Story of My Experiments with Truth,
I will write my autobiography
the same way.
"The Experiments with My Risks."
The future generation
will learn everything by reading it.
Don't forget to mention Sonakshi,
Alia, and Katrina.
-You...
-Sir...
I beg of you.
Don't instigate me
by using the word shooting.
Don't instigate me!
Otherwise I might commit a crime.
Hey, moron.
Where are you going?
I have no bicycle. Help me.
Please take me with you.
Take me with you.
When did I say no? Come along.
It isn't my bicycle.
It belongs to the school. Sit.
-Come sit.
-Okay.
-Sir, get on it.
-Yes, I am.
-Come on, get on.
-Put your legs here.
Oh, sorry. Hold on.
Thank God I found you, Ramnik.
No rickshaw driver
at the bus stop was willing to come.
You should have called me, sir.
I would have come.
Sir.
Stop. Okay.
Why did you stop here?
Sir, your house is ahead.
You know your boss, don't you?
If she finds out that I hitched a ride
on a school's bicycle she will kill me.
-Sir.
-Hmm.
When should I buy new clothes
and come for your autobiography?
-Do you really want to make me a criminal?
-No, sir.
It's okay. I will leave now.
If Gopi Boss gets more angry,
then he will kill them.
Brother, you are absolutely right.
-Aren't I?
-Boss told us not to fight.
-Do you get it?
-Yes.
Hey!
You villainous criminals!
Out of 1.3 billion people in our country,
why are you hanging outside my house?
We're not hanging, we're standing.
Can't you see?
Enough with the standing
and hanging thing!
If I lose my head,
I will cut you into pieces and throw you
in Gopi's warehouse in Dharavi.
Dharavi?
How do you know
about the Dharavi warehouse?
The way your boss found out
about my house.
-Just like that.
-Hey.
We came to pick up Pinku. Understood?
Pinku? Who is Pinku?
-The one who...
-Pinku, Tinku, or whoever he is.
You guys...
Please... Why on earth
did you come to my house?
Because of your wife, the cashier...
My wife was a teacher,
she still is and will remain so.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey! Shut up.
Please go from here.
Or else I will create a ruckus
and call everyone here.
-Rafiq, Saifi, Mustafa, come out.
-Okay, we are leaving.
Don't come.
Let's go.
Oh, God! I am super tired.
Water. There is no water.
Oh! I came back to your house again.
Sorry.
This is my house.
What are you doing in my house?
Listen, I am sorry
for whatever happened last night.
-I am extremely sorry.
-What happened?
Why are you apologizing?
Do you know each other?
Okay, I will explain it to you.
Tell me everything later.
First, tell me, what are you wearing?
Who wears a raincoat
in this scorching sun?
I have been stuck in a cyclone
ever since I wore this raincoat.
Okay, go.
Boss.
Pinku is in this house.
Gopi is here?
Vidhya, these goons are chasing me.
I am hiding in your room.
Please don't tell them. Please.
Okay, come with me.
Hey. You are back?
-You want to eat the candy, right?
-To hell with your candy.
Shut up. Where is Pinku?
-Where is he?
-Who Pinku?
Hey, don't act dumb.
I saw him in the rickshaw with you.
Hurry, search the house.
He must be here.
-Okay, boss.
-He isn't here.
You are not at all as naive
as you look like.
I know everything.
-I am...
-Hey, Vidhyarani, can I have a cup of tea?
-He's the cyclone!
-Hey, stop.
Come here.
What are you doing here?
I...
-I am shooting.
-I will slap you.
Why is he here?
Because he isn't anywhere else.
Hey, why are you here?
Because she is here.
She is here because this is her house.
-Why are you here?
-I...
-But why are you here?
-I am here because... Hey, shut up!
Boss!
What is it?
Boss, we searched the entire house.
-Pinku isn't here.
-Easy.
I told you earlier, he ran away.
-Where did he run away?
-You are asking me a question.
If someone tells they're leaving,
then they left.
If someone leaves without telling you,
then they ran away.
Now Pinku didn't inform me before leaving.
That means Pinku absconded.
-How would I know?
-Hey, shut up!
Just a minute. Time-out.
I am thoroughly confused.
Who is Pinku?
Hey, are they both insane?
Boss, he is her husband.
Boss, we mentioned him, the airhead.
-That's him.
-Him?
-Airhead?
-He was talking about 33 murders.
Thirty-three murders?
No.
I had just written it on paper.
Wow, my dear hero.
Krrish Became a Foreigner. Your movie?
No, Watch Krrish, Watch Paradise.
Shut up! I will make you a foreigner now.
You made me lose 45 million
by allowing Pinku to escape.
Now you will go to the bank
and get my money.
Bank!
Even if you combine
all the banks of Sidhpur,
-you will still not get such a big amount.
-Shut up.
-Let's take them to Mumbai.
-No.
Tomorrow she will go to the bank
as a cashier,
and repay all my losses.
-Or else I will blow his brains out.
-No!
I am not ready.
But I am ready.
But I am not ready.
But I am ready.
I mean, I need to change my clothes.
-Vidhya...
-Shut up!
You want to change your clothes, right?
Then stop pissing me off. Go, get ready.
Boss, should I call Gohil and tell him?
Gohil?
What does that rascal do?
He roams around in a uniform
and takes half of the share.
And he puts our lives at risk.
Enough of Gohil's slavery.
Not anymore.
Tomorrow all the money will be ours.
Got it?
Take your share and do what you want.
I am leaving for Dubai.
-Okay.
-Boss?
-What?
-I make movies.
I want to make movies.
Can you please finance my movie?
I need 450,000 only.
I told them the same. 450,000 only.
Nothing more.
-And you will be the hero.
-Shut up.
I hate the number 45. Understand?
I have already gone crazy. I don't want
to become a hero. I am fine as a villain.
Do you get it? Should I shoot you now?
-Come on, call your teacher. Call her.
-Hey, Vidhya. Come out fast.
Or else you will be widowed.
She must look exactly like
the cashier at the bank tomorrow.
And no drama.
Or else it will be
his last episode tomorrow.
I haven't even made the first one!
Come on.
I bought a traditional dress yesterday.
For 700 rupees only.
-I got a superb dress.
-What have you got in your lunch box?
Why? Has your wife gone
to her parents' house?
Hi, Richa. Good morning.
Hi, Richa.
Richa, how are you?
-I am fine.
-Good morning, Richa.
And welcome back. We missed you a lot.
What happened, Richa?
Are you fine?
We all were very worried about you.
We're still mourning Mr. Snehal's passing.
Please take care.
-Let us know if you need anything.
-Okay. Take care.
Come on, teacher, give me the cash.
Give me everything.
Come on.
A womans night...
water in the ocean...
and a currency note,
nobody can lay claim to all of them.
Gopi Jaiswal.
Gopi?
Chameleon.
I will kill you right here.
Gohil?
Gohil, you...
Cheating me? Trying to double-cross me?
No, Gohil, it's not like that.
But who informed you?
I did, Amitabh Bachchan.
Hello.
I mean...
I am Rasik Ranjan during the day
and Shehenshah at night.
-What's this?
-Wait.
Listen to this.
He roams around in a uniform
and takes half of the share.
And he puts our lives at risk.
Enough of Gohil's slavery.
Not anymore.
Tomorrow all the money will be ours.
Got it?
Take your share and do what you want.
I am leaving for Dubai.
You want to go to Dubai?
Look, this is all made-up.
It's his plan.
Gohil, I am telling you.
He is a bloody dog.
You were with me in the car
the whole day, weren't you?
There is a saying in English.
Just like every dog has its day,
so every dog wants to pee once a day.
Do you remember?
Again you want to pee!
You're irritating me.
I drank a lot of water.
That's why I want to take a leak.
-Drive fast! My bladder is full.
-Come on, get out.
Go and take a leak.
Get out!
Sorry.
Hello. Colaba Police Station.
Listen.
Give this message to Mr. Gohil.
My name. Glory to Gujarat.
-Rascal, I will...
-No.
Come on, give me the bag.
-Gohil.
-Give me the bag.
-Gohil.
-Surrender yourself.
-Or else I will...
-Gohil, try to understand me...
I will not hesitate to kill you.
Hey, Mr. Anonymous. Where are you off to?
A lot soldiers are coming
to congratulate you.
For supporting Gopi in all his crimes,
I am arresting you too.
You are under arrest.
Take the stolen money.
Arrest Gopi.
Hey, Mr. Anonymous.
Vikram and Vampire. Bye.
Take them away. Go.
Richa, the police is sorry
for the death of Snehal Parikh.
Sister Richa.
-Who is he?
-Later.
-Pinku.
-Goodbye, Richa.
Just a minute.
Just a minute. Commissioner,
I want to confess something before you go.
Out of that 50 million, 45 million were...
stolen by me.
What?
This bag contains the money that I stole.
Mumbai...
the city of dreams and illusions.
I was awestruck by it.
Honestly, I too had come to Mumbai
to earn a living.
I did not realize when my hunger for food
turned into a hunger for money.
I lost my love.
Snehal.
If I had not been consumed
by my greed for money,
if not five-course meals,
I would surely be breaking bread
with Snehal on a swing.
Honestly, money is the tool
which removes the humanity from a human.
Arrest me.
Give me the most painful punishment.
My last wish is...
to let Pinku complete his PhD.
Richa, don't worry at all.
Pinku will live in our house.
And complete his PhD.
-Isn't that right?
-Of course.
-Did you hear that, Pinku?
-How could he not?
Have you seen her?
She can alert the entire state
by raising her voice.
That's how my seventh-grade teacher is.
She will chase you with a ruler.
-Right?
-Obviously.
Okay.
Mister...
The man who will make
countless movies and shows.
Director, writer, actor,
musician, songwriter,
singer, dancer,
and sometimes the audience.
I am Rasik Ranjan.
Mr. Rasik, for saving 45 million rupees
and stopping today's robbery,
you are being rewarded
with five million rupees.
Five... Five million!
Did you hear that? Five...
I hope you are not joking.
Swear on your mother.
Sir, not only a show,
I will make a feature film too!
And the title of the film will be
The Great Bank Robbery!