Christmas at Pee-wee's Playhouse (1988) Movie Script
1
[AWOO]
[SPLASH]
[AWOO]
\h\h\h\h[WE WISH YOU
A MERRY CHRISTMAS PLAYS]
OH, ITS CHRISTMAS
IN THE PLAYHOUSE
AND OUR HEARTS
ARE ALL AGLOW
AS WE WELCOME YOU
TO THE PLAYHOUSE
AND TO PEE-WEES
CHRISTMAS SPECIAL
OH, THE HOLIDAYS
ARE HERE AGAIN
\h\h\h\hPEACE ON EARTH,
GOOD WILL, AND CHEER
AS WE WISH YOU
SEASONS GREETINGS
AT THIS SPECIAL
TIME OF YEAR...
CHRISTMAS!
HELLO, EVERYBODY!
MY NAMES PEE-WEE!
WHATS YOURS?
WELCOME TO MY SPECIAL
CHRISTMAS SPECIAL,
STARRING ME--PEE-WEE HERMAN
AND...
PTERRI...
CONKY...
GLOBEY...
FLOORY...
COOL CAT, CHICKY BABY,
\h\h\h\hAND DIRTY DOG...
CHAIRRY...
THE FLOWERS, THE FISH,
\h\h\h\hCLOCKY...
MR. KITE...
ANNETTE!
PENNY, RANDY, COUNTESS...
MAGIC SCREEN.
SAY HELLO TO MR. WINDOW.
\h\h\h\hTHE ANTS,
THE DINOSAUR FAMILY,
BILLY BALONEY...
\h\h\h\hAND THE FOOD
IN THE REFRIGERATOR...
ALSO STARRING
COWBOY CURTIS...
MISS YVONNE...
RICARDO...
MRS. RENE...
THE KING OF CARTOONS...
REBA THE MAIL LADY...
AND JAMBI...
\h\h\h\hAND MY SPECIAL
SPECIAL GUEST STARS--
FRANKIE AVALON...
CHARO...
THE DEL RUBIO TRIPLETS...
ANNETTE FUNICELLO...
WHOOPI GOLDBERG...
MAGIC JOHNSON...
GRACE JONES...
K.D. LANG...
LITTLE RICHARD...
JOAN RIVERS...
DINAH SHORE...
OPRAH WINFREY...
AND PRINCESS ZSA ZSA!
OH, ITS CHRISTMAS
IN THE PLAYHOUSE
AND WERE GONNA
HAVE A LOT OF FUN
MERRY CHRISTMAS,
EVERYBODY
MERRY CHRISTMAS,
\h\h\h\hEVERYONE...
PEE-WEES CHRISTMAS
MERRY, MERRY
CHRISTMAS
PEE-WEES CHRISTMAS
MERRY, MERRY
CHRISTMAS
PEE-WEES CHRISTMAS
MERRY, MERRY
CHRISTMAS
ONE
HA HA!
AND A MOPED,
AND I WANA WOOD-BURNING KIT.
MAKE THAT A DELUXE
WOOD-BURNING KIT.
HMM, NEW SPACE HELMET,
WALKIE-TALKIES...
WHAT WOULD YOU PUON MY CHRISTMAS LISIF YOU WERE ME?
A NEW CAR?
HMM.
COOKING UTENSILS?
ECCH!
HMM.
CASH?
GOOD IDEA.
ALWAYS A PRACTICAL GIFT.
HMM. YO-YO?
PUT YO-YO
ON THE LIST, CONKY.
B-B-BUT, PEE-WEE, YOU
ALREADY HAVE A YO-YO.
I DO?
A-A-A-AFFIRMATIVE.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
OK.
HA-HA.
HMM!
HEH-HEH.
OHH!
HA HA HA!
I DO HAVE A YO-YO!
\h\h\h\hHEH HEH HEH.
WALK THE DOG!
[BARKING]
ROUND THE WORLD!
UH-OH! LOOK OUT AT HOME!
UH-OH.
BETTER PUT A NEW CAMERA
ON THE LENS, CONKY.
HA HA!
ALL RIGHT, CONKY,
IN CONCLUSION,
ADD TO THAA PUP TENT,
FOOTBALL,
NEW TRAIN SET,
SET OF ENCYCLOPEDIAS,
AND, UH,
ONE OF THOSE DOLLS
YOU FILL UP WITH
THE GOOEY-GOOPEY STUFF.
HEH HEH.
SIGN IT, UM...
MOST SINCERELY YOURS,
ESPECIALLY DURING
THIS HOLIDAY SEASON,
YOUR PAL, WHOS BEEN
VERY, VERY, VERY,
VERY, VERY GOOD
ALL THIS WHOLE YEAR LONG,
PEE-WEE--
IM NOT KIDDING
ABOUT HOW GOOD IVE BEEN--
HERMAN. HEH HEH.
OH.
P.S...
I REALLY HAVE
BEEN GOOD.
PLEASE BELIEVE ME,
SANTA, PLEASE!
PLEASE AND THANK YOU.
IVE PRACTICALLY
BEEN AN ANGEL.
G-G-GEE, PEE-WEE,
DO YOU THINK YOU
ASKED FOR ENOUGH?
HMM, NO, BUT I DIDNWANT TO APPEAR TO BE GREEDY.
HEH HEH!
PRINT THAT OUT,
WILL YOU, CONKY?
S-S-S-SURE,
P-P-PEE-W-W-W-WEE.
ENVELOPE.
HA HA!
CHRISTMAS LIST.
OOH, EXCELLENT, CONKY.
[DOORBELL CHIMES]
OH, IT LOOKS
LIKE SOMEONES
MAKING OUT ANOTHER
CHRISTMAS LIST.
HI, MISS YVONNE!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
I HAVE A PRESENFOR YOU.
PRESENT?
COME ON IN!
OH, THANK YOU, PEE-WEE.
OOH!
WHOO!
THANK YOU, EVERYONE.
WELL, ARENT YOU
GOING TO SAY ANYTHING
ABOUT MY NEW HAIRDO?
OH, WOW!
ITS REALLY CHRISTMASY!
WHATS THAT PLANHANGING OFF IT?
ITS MISTLETOE, PEE-WEE.
YOURE ALWAYS SUPPOSED
TO KISS SOMEONE
WHEN THEY STAND
UNDERNEATH THE MISTLETOE.
THIS WAY, IM ASSURED
OF HUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS
OF KISSES FROM EVERYONE!
STAND OVER HERE.
COME OVER HERE!
OVER HERE.
OVER HERE AND GIVE US
A BIG, WET KISS.
Both: HA HA HA HA HA!
DONT WORRY.
THERES ENOUGH OF ME
FOR EVERYONE.
SO, UH, EXCUSE ME,
MISS YVONNE,
BUT BEFORE YOU GO
MAKE OUT WITH EVERYONE
IN THE PLAYHOUSE,
HOW ABOUT FORKING OVER
THE GIFT?
HERE YOU GO, PEE-WEE.
WOW!
ITS REALLY HEAVY.
WHAT IS IT,
A GOLD BRICK?
NO, BUT ITS JUSAS PRICELESS.
ITS MY VERY OWN
SPECIAL HOMEMADE
CHRISTMAS FRUITCAKE!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hFRUITCAKE?
MM-HMM.
MMM.
HEH HEH.
[CLUNK CLUNK
CLUNK CLUNK]
HA HA!
THANKS, MISS YVONNE!
YOURE WELCOME, PEE-WEE.
OH! I HAVE A PRESEN\h\h\h\hFOR YOU, TOO.
ITS PERFUME.
EAU DE PEE-WEE.
MMM!
IT SMELLS
JUST LIKE YOU.
THANK YOU, PEE-WEE.
YOURE WELCOME.
HEY, MISS YVONNE,
COME STAND OVER ME.
OH, COMING,
FLOORY, DARLING!
WELL, I BETTER GO PU\h\h\h\hTHIS BRICK--
I MEAN FRUITCAKE--
IN THE REFRIGERATOR
BEFORE IT GETS
ANY HARDER.
[CLUNK]
HEH HEH!
WHOOP.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAHH.
[CLUNK]
UGH! UGH! UGH!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
OHH!
OHH!
HUH?
OHH.
FRUITCAKE!
UGH!
[CLUNK]
[CLUNK]
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
ILL GET IT!
ILL GET IT!
[RINGING]
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
PEE-WEES PLAYHOUSE.
PEE-WEE SPEAKING.
HI, PEE-WEE.
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I WAS JUST CALLING
TO SEE IF I COULD BE
ON YOUR CHRISTMAS SPECIAL.
IM AWFULLY SORRY,
WHOOPI,
BUT IVE ALREADY BOOKED
TOO MANY STARS AS IT IS.
OH.
WELL, HOW ABOUNEXT CHRISTMAS?
NEXT YEARS SPECIAL
IS ALREADY BOOKED, TOO.
I MIGHT BE ABLE
TO SQUEEZE YOU INTO
THE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL
2 YEARS FROM NOW.
2 YEARS FROM NOW?
OH, OK,
THATS ALL RIGHT.
WOULD YOU DO THAT?
IM NOT PROMISING YOU
ANYTHING NOW, WHOOPI.
WELL, OF COURSE
I UNDERSTAND THAT,
BUT I APPRECIATE THAYOURE THINKING OF ME
AND EVERYTHING.
AND I JUST WANTED TO SAY
MERRY CHRISTMAS,
AND ILL SEE YOU
IN 2 YEARS.
MAYBE.
YEAH, RIGHT, MAYBE.
BYE.
BYE!
HEY, PEE-WEE,
NOW ITS TIME
FOR SOME CHRISTMAS FUN
\h\h\h\hWITH ME.
OK, MAGIC SCREEN,
HERE I COME!
OHH!
\h\h\h\hCONNECTHE CHRISTMAS DOTS
FA LA LA LA
\h\h\h\hCONNECTHE CHRISTMAS DOTS
FA LA LA LA
HA HA!
UGH!
HEY, ITS A SLEIGH!
JUST LIKE SANTAS!
HA HA!
OH!
LOOK!
ITS MAGIC JOHNSON.
HI, PEE-WEE.
HI, MAGIC.
WHATRE YOU DOING
IN THE MAGIC SCREEN?
THE MAGIC SCREEN AND I
ARE COUSINS.
CAN I GIVE YOU A LIFT?
THANKS.
LOOK, PEE-WEE!
THERES A POLAR BEAR!
OLDEST TRICK IN THE BOOK.
[GRRR]
AAH!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAAH!
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
OH, NO!
OHH!
OH! OH! AAH!
WATCH OUT!
WATCH OUT!
AAH! OHH!
OH!
AAH!
AAH! AAH!
SEE YOU, MAGIC!
MERRY CHRISTMAS,
PEE-WEE!
OHH!
GOTCHA!
THANKS, CHAIRRY.
WHERE WOULD I BE
WITHOUT YOU?
ON THE FLOOR.
HA HA HA!
HA HA, CHAIRRY.
YOU CRACKED YOURSELF UP!
DO YOU THINK
WE SHOULD STARDECORATING THE PLAYHOUSE
FOR CHRISTMAS?
DECORATIONS?
OH, NO!
I WAS SO BUSY
MAKING UP MY LISFOR SANTA CLAUS,
I COMPLETELY FORGOT.
NOW WE DONT HAVE
ANY DECORATIONS,
CAUSE I WAS ONLY
THINKING OF MYSELF.
CHRISTMAS IS THE TIME
WE SHOULD BE THINKING
OF WHAT WE CAN DO
FOR OTHERS.
I WISH I HADNT BEEN
SO SELFISH.
WISH?
DID SOMEBODY SAY WISH?
I DID, JAMBI.
I FORGOT TO GET DECORATIONS
FOR THE PLAYHOUSE.
THINK YOU COULD
HELP ME OUT.
SURE, PEE-WEE.
IS THAT WHAT YOUD
LIKE TO WISH FOR?
WELL, NOT REALLY.
ID LIKE
TO USE MY WISH LATER
FOR SOMETHING
REALLY SPECIAL.
I WAS KIND OF HOPING
MAYBE YOUD GIVE ME
AN EXTRA WISH.
AN EXTRA WISH?
YOU WANAN EXTRA WISH?
WHAT DO YOU THINK
THIS IS, CHRISTMAS?
YEAH.
OH. OH, OK.
THEN REPEAAFTER ME IN JAMBESE.
MEKKA LEKKA HI,
MEKKA HINEY HO.
MEKKA LEKKA HI,
MEKKA HINEY HO.
MEKKA LEKKA HI,
MEKKA HO HO HO.
MEKKA LEKKA HI,
MEKKA HO HO HO.
THE WISH IS GRANTED.
LONG LIVE JAMBI.
ITS BEAUTIFUL!
JAMBI, YOU OUTDID
YOURSELF!
SEASONS GREETINGS.
HEY, PEE-WEE, HERE COMES
REBA THE MAIL LADY!
HI, REBA!
HI, PEE-WEE.
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU.
WOW! THE PLAYHOUSE
SURE DOES LOOK FESTIVE.
HOWS THE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL
GOING?
GREAT, I THINK.
HOW DO YOU LIKE ISO FAR?
OH, WELL,
SAME TO YOU.
HMM.
PEE-WEE, I GOT A COUPLE
OF BAGS OF CHRISTMAS CARDS
FOR THE PLAYHOUSE
AND...HEH HEH HEH...
HERE IS A PRESENFROM ME TO YOU.
THANKS, REBA.
WHAT IS IT?
ITS A FRUITCAKE.
OH, A FRUITCAKE.
HOW THOUGHTFUL.
OH, I HAVE SOMETHING
FOR YOU, TOO.
OOH.
BRAND-NEW CHRISTMAS LISTO ADD TO THE OLD ONE
FOR SANTA CLAUS.
PEE-WEE, HOW IS SANTA
SUPPOSED TO GET ALL OF THIS
DOWN THALITTLE CHIMNEY?
I ALREADY
THOUGHT OF THAT.
IM HAVING
THE CHIMNEY EXPANDED.
I HAVE SOMETHING ELSE
FOR YOU, TOO.
OOH.
MERRY CHRISTMAS, REBA.
OH, THANKS, PEE-WEE.
OH, I DIDNT...
THEYRE PRESS-ON NAILS.
WHY ARE THEY SO BIG?
BECAUSE THEYRE
TOENAILS.
OH...
RIGHT.
I SEE.
OH, OH.
THAT REMINDS ME.
UH, OK, YALL,
BRING IT IN.
SOMEBODY SENT YOU
SOMETHING GIGANTIC.
OOH, EASY.
I HOPE ITS NOA FRUITCAKE.
OK, PEE-WEE.
ITS GRACE JONES!
WAIT A MINUTE.
YOURE NOT THE PRESIDENT.
YOURE PEE-WEE HERMAN!
DUH!
THIS PACKAGE WAS
SUPPOSED TO GO
TO THE WHITE HOUSE,
NOT THE PLAYHOUSE.
SORRY, GRACE.
BACK IN THE BOX.
SINCE IM ALREADY HERE,
WOULD YOU MIND
IF I SANG A SONG?
NO, GO RIGHT AHEAD.
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING
FOR, CHRISTMAS?
[MUSIC PLAYING]
COME, THEY TOLD ME,
PA RUM PA PA PUM
A NEWBORN KING TO SEE,
\h\h\h\hPA RUM PA PA PUM
I PLAYED MY SONG FOR HIM,
\h\h\h\hPA RUM PA PA PUM
I PLAYED MY BEST FOR HIM,
\h\h\h\hPA RUM PA PA PUM
RUM PA PA PUM
RA PA PA PUM
AND THEN HE SMILED AT ME,
\h\h\h\hPA RUM PA PA PUM
ME AND MY DRUM
ME AND MY DRUM
HEY!
[CHEERING]
THAT WAS AMAZING!
AMAZING, GRACE!
WELCOME BACK TO MY COOL
CHRISTMAS SPECIAL.
IM WITH MY
SPECIAL GUESTS--
FRANKIE AVALON
AND ANNETTE FUNICELLO.
HA HA! WHAT ARE
YOU GUYS DOING?
WERE MAKING CHRISTMAS CARDS
WITH PTERRI AND GLOBEY.
IM USING
THE STENCIL PROCESS.
THE STENCIL IM USING
LOOKS LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE.
I LAY IT ON THE CARD,
DIP MY TOOTHBRUSH
IN GREEN PAINT,
\h\h\h\hAND BRUSH ION THIS PIECE OF SCREEN.
LOOK.
ISNT THIS PRETTY?
YEAH!
I HOPE YOU REMEMBER
TO WASH THAT TOOTHBRUSH
BEFORE YOU BRUSH
YOUR TEETH, THOUGH.
OH.
THATS A GOOD IDEA.
AND WHAT ARE YOU
MAKING, FRANKIE?
IM MAKING CARDS
OUT OF A POTATO.
WHAT?
WELL, YOU SEE,
FIRST I KIND OF CUA CANDY CANE SHAPE
OUT OF THE POTATO
LIKE THIS.
THEN I SIMPLY DIP IINTO SOME RED PAINT,
JUST LIKE THAT.
AND THEN I PRINT IONTO SOME PAPER.
AND LOOK.
A CANDY CANE.
SEE?
HMM.
POTATOEY.
I HOPE YOU DONT FORGETO WASH THAT POTATO
BEFORE YOU EAT IT.
HA HA! HA HA!
ALL RIGHT!
IM GOING TO HAVE
TO SEPARATE YOU TWO.
NOW, GEBACK TO WORK.
I NEED 500 OF EACH
OF THOSE BY SUNDOWN.
HA HA! HA HA!
HA HA HA!
500?
HA HA HA--
[HEAVENLY MUSIC PLAYS]
CHER, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
OH, PEE-WEE,
I JUST CAME BY
TO SEE WHAT TODAYS
SECRET WORD IS.
SECRET WORD.
I COMPLETELY FORGOT.
CONKY, CHER
WOULD LIKE TO KNOW
WHAT TODAYS
SECRET WORD IS?
S-S-S-SURE,
CH-CH-CHER.
[THUMPING TO BEAT]
TODAYS SECRET WORD
IS...
NOW, YOU ALL KNOW
WHAT TO DO
WHENEVER ANYONE SAYS
THE SECRET WORD,
RIGHT, CHER?
AAH!
THATS RIGHT!
FOR THE RESOF THE DAY,
WHENEVER ANYONE SAYS
THE SECRET WORD,
SCREAM REAL LOUD.
READY?
LETS TRY IT.
SO, UH, CHER,
ARE YOU HAVING A NICE
CHRISTMAS SO FAR?
OH, YEAH, PEE-WEE.
CHRISTMAS IS MY FAVORITE
TIME OF YEAR.
[PEE-WEE SCREAMING,
BELLS RINGING]
AAH!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAAH!
THAT WAS SO COOL, CHER.
THANK YOU FOR SHARING.
YOURE WELCOME, PEE-WEE.
AND, PEE-WEE,
SEE YOU NEXT--
YEAR.
AAH!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAAH!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAAH!
AAH!
AAH!
HA HA!
HA HA HA!
THAT WAS CHER!
CHER WAS RIGHT THERE...
IN THE SAME ROOM
AS MY CHAIR.
I HOPE I DIDNT STARE.
OH, WELL...
I DONT CARE.
HA HA!
All: PEE-WEE, THE KING
OF CARTOONS IS COMING!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYAY!
YAY!
HAPPY HOLIDAY,
EVERYONE!
PEE-WEE, I BROUGHYOU A PRESENT.
IT ISNT A FRUITCAKE,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hIS IT?
NO!
PHEW!
ITS 2 FRUITCAKES!
OH, WELL, UH...
LET THE CARTOON--
OH, EXCUSE ME,
YOUR MAJESTY.
WOULD YOU MIND
IF I SAID IT,
JUST THIS ONCE?
BE MY GUEST,
ANNETTE.
IVE ALWAYS WANTED
\h\h\h\hTO DO THIS.
LET THE CARTOON BEGIN!
SURE, BUT I WOULDNT TRY I\h\h\h\hWITH A BAR OF SOAP!
[BELL DINGS]
LOOK, ITS
JOAN RIVERS!
HI, PEE-WEE.
HI, ANNETTE,
HI, KING.
HAPPY HOLIDAYS,
EVERYBODY!
MERRY CHRISTMAS, JOAN!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[CRYING]
HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!
[HUMMING]
AH HA!
YA HA HA HA HA!
[HUMMING]
HA HA HA HA!
[BELL RINGING]
HA HA HA!
[WHIRR]
COME ON, GIDDYAP!
OH, BOY!
HA HA HA!
HI, EVERYBODY.
PEE-WEES NOT HERE
\h\h\h\hRIGHT NOW...
SO NOW...
ITS THE BILLY BALONEY
CHRISTMAS SPECIAL!
HA HA HA!
STARRING ME--BILLY BALONEY!
NOW, ID LIKE TO SING
A LITTLE SONG
FOR ALL MY ADORING FANS.
ME ME ME
ME ME ME
OK, BILLY,
IM BACK NOW!
NO!
GO AWAY!
I WANT TO SING!
IM SORRY, BILLY.
NOT AS SORRY AS ME,
\h\h\h\hPEE-WEE.
WELL, SORRY, BILLY.
MAYBE NEXT YEAR.
AAH!
AAH!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAAH!
AAH!
WEATHER ALERT.
WEATHER ALERT.
ITS STARTING
TO SNOW.
ITS SNOWING!
ITS SNOWING!
ITS SNOWING!
ITS SNOWING!
ITS SNOW-O-O-O-ING!
ITS SNOWING!
ITS SNOWING!
ITS SNOWING!
ITS SNOWING!
ITS SNOWING!
ITS SNOWING!
ITS SNOWING!
ITS SNOWING!
DID I MENTION
IT WAS SNOWING?
LETS GO OUT AND
PLAY IN THE SNOW!
Both: GREAT! LETS GO!
HA HA HA HA!
DID WE FINISH MAKING
ALL THOSE
CHRISTMAS CARDS,
FRANK, ANNETTE?
IM SORRY,
THEN YOULL HAVE
TO STAY INSIDE
UNTIL YOU FINISH.
ITS SNOWING!
ITS SNOWING!
YEAH, BUT--
SNOW!
SNOW!
SNOW!
HA HA HA.
AAH, YELLOW SNOW!
HA HA HA HA.
WATCH. IM GOING TO
MAKE A SNOW ANGEL.
LOOK. I MADE AN ANGEL
IN THE SNOW.
HA HA.
IF YOU DONT HAVE
ANY SNOW AT YOUR HOUSE,
JUST USE 20 POUNDS
OF COCONUT SHAVINGS.
HA HA HA.
NOW IM GOING TO MAKE
MYSTERY TRACKS IN THE SNOW.
YOU JUST WALK
THROUGH THE SNOW.
LA LA LA LA LA
Cowboy Curtis:
HEY, PEE-WEE!
OVER HERE,
COWBOY CURTIS!
JUST FOLLOW MY FOOTSTEPS
IN THE SNOW!
HA HA.
HEY.
WHERED HE GO?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hBOO!
AAH!
HA HA HA HA HA.
I FOOLED YOU WITH
MY MYSTERY TRACKS
IN THE SNOW.
YOU SURE DID,
PEE-WEE.
WHOO, MYSTERIOUS.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHA HA HA.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
HEY, HEY,
LISTEN, PEE-WEE.
YOU HEAR THAT?
YEAH. ITS THE
HEAVENLY INTONATIONS
OF THE DEL RUBIO
TRIPLETS.
SLEIGH BELLS RING
ARE YOU LISTENING?
\h\h\h\hIN THE LANE,
SNOW IS GLISTENING
A BEAUTIFUL SIGHT,
WERE HAPPY TONIGHT
WALKING IN A
WINTER WONDERLAND
\h\h\h\hGONE AWAY
IS THE BLUEBIRD
HERE TO STAY
IS A NEW BIRD
HE SINGS A LOVE SONG
\h\h\h\hAS WE GO ALONG
WALKING IN A WINTER
\h\h\h\hWONDERLAND
\h\h\h\hIN THE MEADOW
WE CAN BUILD A SNOWMAN
\h\h\h\hAND PRETEND
THAT HE IS PARSON BROWN
\h\h\h\hHELL SAY,
"ARE YOU MARRIED?"
WELL SAY "NO, MAN,
BUT YOU CAN DO THE JOB
WHEN YOURE IN TOWN"
LATER ON WELL CONSPIRE
AS WE DREAM BY THE FIRE
TO FACE UNAFRAID
THE PLANS THAT WE MADE
WALKING IN A WINTER
\h\h\h\hWONDERLAND
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
A BEAUTIFUL SIGHT,
WERE HAPPY TONIGHT
WALKING IN A WINTER
\h\h\h\hWONDERLAND
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
TO FACE UNAFRAID
THE PLANS THAT WE MADE
WALKING IN A WINTER
\h\h\h\hWONDERLAND
UHH, HA.
HA HA.
HA HA HA.
VOIL.
A SNOWMAN.
HA HA.
YOU KNOW, PEE-WEE,
THEY SAY IF YOU STARE
AT A SNOWMAN LONG ENOUGH,
HELL COME TO LIFE.
WHY DONT YOU
TAKE A PICTURE?
ITLL LAST LONGER.
AAH!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAAH!
GO AWAY!
OOH!
HA HA HA HA HA.
GOOD. THATS GOOD,
LITTLE RICHARD.
HEY, ITS LITTLE RICHARD
ON ICE.
HA HA.
HI, THERE, RICHARD.
HOWS IT GOING?
HI, PEE-WEE.
WHAAAA!
WOOH, WOOH, WOOH!
AAH! WOOH! WOOH!
GREAT GOSH ALMIGHTY.
LITTLE RICHARD,
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
OH, YOU KNOW ME,
PEE-WEE.
I ALWAYS FALL DOWN,
BUT I GET RIGHT BACK UP
AND TRY AGAIN.
IF AT FIRSYOU DONT SUCCEED,
YOU KNOW
WHAT THEY SAY.
YOU TRY, YOU TRY,
AND YOU TRY.
AAH!
EXCEPT ICE SKATING.
I GIVE UP. I QUIT.
OHH, OHH, OHH.
IF GOD HAD WANTED ME
TO ICE SKATE,
I WOULDVE BEEN BORN
WITH SKINNY FEEAND A LITTLE HEAD. OOH.
LOOKS PRETTY SIMPLE
TO ME.
THINK SO?
THEN YOU TRY.
ALL RIGHT.
WOW.
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
OOH, WOW,
GOSH, PEE-WEE.
THATS INCREDIBLE.
HOW DID YOU DO THAT?
WELL, YOU KNOW,
LITTLE RICHARD,
ICE SKATING IS LIKE
A LOT OF THINGS.
\h\h\h\hYOU JUSHAVE TO PRACTICE.
WAS THAT ALL RIGHT,
PEE-WEE?
\h\h\h\hUH, YES.
THANK YOU, HANS.
OH, PEE-WEE.
HI, EVERYBODY.
WELCOME BACK
TO THE SHOW.
R-R-R-R-R-R-R.
\h\h\h\hWERE JUST WARMING UP
FROM BEING OUT IN THE COLD
\h\h\h\hBY SIPPING
SOME HOT CHOCOLATE.
AHH.
All: MMM, CHOCOLATEY.
HA HA HA.
\h\h\h\hAND NOW PLEASE WELCOME
OUR SPECIAL CHRISTMAS GUEST,
K.D. LANG.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
OH, JINGLE BELL, JINGLE BELL,
JINGLE BELL ROCK
JINGLE BELL SWING
AND JINGLE BELLS RING
SNOWIN AND BLOWIN
AND BUSHELS OF FUN
NOW JINGLE BELL
HOPS BEGUN, I SAID
JINGLE BELL, JINGLE BELL,
\h\h\h\hJINGLE BELL ROCK
JINGLE BELL CHIMES
IN JINGLE BELL TIME
DANCING AND PRANCING
IN JINGLE BELL SQUARE
IN THE FROSTY AIR
WHAT A BRIGHT TIME,
ITS THE RIGHT TIME
TO ROCK THE NIGHT AWAY
JINGLE BELL TIME
IS A SWELL TIME
\h\h\h\hTO GO RIDING
IN A ONE-HORSE SLEIGH
GIDDYAP, JINGLE HORSE,
PICK UP YOUR FEET
JINGLE AROUND THE CLOCK
MIX AND A-MINGLIN
A-JINGLIN FEET
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hTHATS
THE JINGLE BELL ROCK
JINGLE BELL TIME
IS SUCH A SWELL TIME
\h\h\h\hTO GO GLIDING
IN A ONE-HORSE SLEIGH
\h\h\h\hYOU KNOW
WHAT I MEAN, EH?
OH, GIDDYAP, JINGLE HORSE,
\h\h\h\hPICK UP YOUR FEET
JINGLE AROUND THE CLOCK
MIX AND A-MINGLIN
A-JINGLIN FEET
THATS THE JINGLE BELL,
THATS THE JINGLE BELL
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hTHATS
THE JINGLE BELL ROCK
OH, WHATS
A MATTER YOU?
YAY!
ENCORE!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[CHEERING]
K.D. LANG,
I MUST RELATE,
YOUR CHRISTMAS SONG
WAS REALLY GREAT.
OH, THANKS, YOU GUYS.
\h\h\h\hDIRTY DOG,
YOURE SUCH A CUTE PUP,
THANKS, YOU GUYS,
FOR BACKING ME UP.
YOURE WELCOME,
K.D.
THATS WHY
WERE HERE.
THAT WAS THE MOST FUN
IVE HAD ALL YEAR.
AAH!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAAH!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAAH!
AAH!
AAH!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHA HA!
HA HA.
HEY, PEE-WEE,
WHAT YOU DOING?
HANGING UP
THE LAUNDRY?
NO, RANDY.
IM HANGING UP ALL
THE CHRISTMAS STOCKINGS.
AND SANTA CLAUS IS
GOING TO COME AND
FILL THEM UP WITH
CHRISTMAS TREATS.
THERES NO SUCH THING
AS SANTY CLAUS.
YES, THERE IS, TOO,
A SANTA CLAUS.
NO, THERE AINT.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hIS SO.
IS NOT.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hIS SO.
IS NOT.
PEE-WEE, RANDY SAYS
THERE IS NO SANTA CLAUS.
RANDY, PLEASE STOP
TEASING PTERRI.
WELL, I DONT BELIEVE
IN NO SANTY CLAUS.
FINE.
ILL JUST TAKE DOWN
YOUR STOCKING, THEN.
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
LETS NOBE HASTY HERE.
WHY DONT YOU GO AHEAD
AND HANG IT UP ANYWAY?
JUST FOR DECORATION,
YOU UNDERSTAND.
SURE, I UNDERSTAND.
JUST FOR DECORATION.
HA HA.
ALL THE STOCKINGS WERE HUNG
BY THE CHIMNEY WITH CARE,
AND I HOPE EVERYTHING
ON MY LIST WILL BE THERE.
WHERES YOUR CHRISTMAS
STOCKING, PEE-WEE?
I ALMOST FORGOT.
HMM, HMM, HMM.
DO YOU THINK
YOUR STOCKINGS
BIG ENOUGH.
IM NOT FINISHED
YET. HA HA.
HERES THE LEFT ONE.
HEY, PEE-WEE,
DO YOU KNOW
WHAT TIME IT IS?
CHRISTMAS TIME!
THATS RIGHT, AND ITS TIME
\h\h\h\hFOR A PENNY CARTOON.
HEE HEE HEE.
HELLO. MY NAME IS PENNY.
\h\h\h\hCHRISTMAS.
I LOVE CHRISTMAS.
IN OUR OLD HOUSE WE HAD
THIS ENORMOUS LIVING ROOM,
ABOUT THE SIZE
OF A BALLROOM,
\h\h\h\hAND IT HAD THIS
REALLY TALL CHRISTMAS TREE
ABOUT FROM HERE
TO THE CEILING.
IT WAS SO ENORMOUS.
WE HAD SO MANY ORNAMENTS,
\h\h\h\hAND I LOVE IT.
WHILE WE DECORATE THE TREE,
\h\h\h\hWE WATCH OLD MOVIES
LIKE ROAD TO MOROCCO,
\h\h\h\hTHE COMEDIES.
\h\h\h\hYOU KNOW,
THE ROAD TO MOROCCO
\h\h\h\hWITH BOB HOPE
AND, UM, WHATS IT CALLED?
AND DOROTHY LAMOUR.
I JUST LOVE HER EYES.
WELL, WE ALWAYS GO, UM,
OUT AND BUY ME A DRESS.
[HONK HONK]
YOU KNOW THOSE DRESSES
THAT HAVE THE LONG SLEEVES
OR THE SHORT SLEEVES,
WHATEVER IT IS.
AND IT GETS ALL SQUIGGLY HERE,
AND THE BIG PUFF SKIRT.
THATS WHAT I HAD.
IT WAS THE MOSFASCINATING DRESS.
\h\h\h\hIVE NEVER SEEN IIN A KIDS SIZE BEFORE.
THANKS, PENNY.
THAT WAS REALLY SWELL.
OH, HI, FRANKIE
AND ANNETTE.
HOW THOSE CHRISTMAS
CARDS COMING?
WELL,
IM HUNGRY.
YEAH,
AND IM THIRSTY.
OH, OH, WELL,
HERES SOME BREAD
AND WATER.
NOW GET BACK
TO WORK!
YOO-HOO,
PEE-WEE.
MERRY CHRISTMAS,
COUNTESS.
MOO-RY CHRISTMAS.
I BROUGHT YOU
A PRESENT.
WHAT IS IT?
GUESS.
UH...
IS IT A FRUITCAKE?
YES. HOW DID
YOU KNOW?
LUCKY GUESS.
I BROUGHT YOU
A PRESENT, TOO.
OOH.
A NEW BELL.
LISTEN.
[CHIMING WE WISH YOU
\hA MERRY CHRISTMAS]
OH, PEE-WEE,
ITS MOO-VELOUS.
WAIT UNTIL PRINCESS
ZSA ZSA SEES IT.
\h\h\h\hZSA ZSA,
OVER HERE, DEAR.
WELL, HELLO,
CONTESSA, DARLING.
I WAS LOOKING
FOR YOU ALL OVER.
\h\h\h\hZSA ZSA,
YOU REMEMBER PEE-WEE.
OF COURSE.
HELLO, PEE-WEE.
KISS. MWA.
MERRY CHRISTMAS,
DARLING.
MERRY CHRISTMAS,
ZSA ZSA, DARLING.
PEE-WEE,
I LOVE YOU.
THEN WHY DONT YOU
MARRY ME?
I LOVE YOU.
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
WED BETTER
GET MOO-VING.
MERRY CHRISTMAS, ZSA ZSA.
MERRY CHRISTMAS,
COUNTESS.
[BELL RINGING]
ILL GET IT.
[RINGING, BUZZING,
\h\h\h\hBEEPING]
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
PEE-WEES PLAYHOUSE.
PEE-WEE SPEAKING.
HI, PEE-WEE.
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
DINAH, HOWS YOUR COLD?
OH, ALL BETTER.
I GOT A LITTLE SONG
FOR YOU. LISTEN.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
ON THE FIRST DAY
OF CHRISTMAS
MY TRUE LOVE
SENT TO ME
A PARTRIDGE
IN A PEAR TREE
ON THE SECOND DAY
OF CHRISTMAS
MY TRUE LOVE
SENT TO ME...
HANG ON A MINUTE, DINAH.
IVE GOT ANOTHER CALL.
AND A PARTRIDGE
IN A PEAR TREE
ON--
HELLO.
HELLO.
PEE-WEE,
IS THIS YOU?
WHO WANTS TO KNOW?
THIS IS
OPRAH WINFREY.
HI.
HI.
HI.
I JUST WANTED
TO SAY
MERRY CHRISTMAS
TO YOU.
MERRY CHRISTMAS, OPRAH.
IM GOING TO HAVE TO
\h\h\h\hCALL YOU BACK.
\h\h\h\hI HAVE DINAH SHORE
ON THE OTHER LINE. HA HA.
HA HA.
HA HA.
ON THE FIFTH DAY
OF CHRISTMAS
MY TRUE LOVE
SENT TO ME
5 GOLDEN RINGS
4 CALLING BIRDS,
3 FRENCH HENS
2 TURTLE DOVES
AND A PARTRIDGE
IN A PEAR TREE...
ON THE SIXTH DAY
OF CHRISTMAS
MY TRUE LOVE
SENT TO ME
6 GEESE A-LAYIN
5 GOLDEN RINGS
4 CALLING BIRDS,
3 FRENCH HENS
2 TURTLE DOVES
AND A PARTRIDGE
IN A PEAR TREE
ON THE SEVENTH DAY
OF CHRISTMAS
MY TRUE LOVE
SENT TO ME
7 SWANS A-SWIMMIN...
6 GEESE A-LAYIN
5 GOLDEN RINGS...
FELIZ NAVIDAD,
PEE-WEE.
DO WHAT?
FELIZ NAVIDAD.
THAT MEANS MERRY
CHRISTMAS IN SPANISH.
SAY IT.
FELIZ NAVIDAD.
FELIZ NABLABLA.
FELIZ NAVIDAD.
FELIZ NABLABLA.
FELIZ NAVIDAD.
FELIZ NABLABLA.
RIGHT. CHILDREN IN MEXICO
CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS
BY BREAKING THE PIATA.
YOU GET TO BREAK THINGS
FOR CHRISTMAS?
LOOK, PEE-WEE.
I HUNG A PIATA
FROM THE CEILING
OF THE PLAYHOUSE.
ITS FILLED
WITH SWEETS AND TOYS.
HOW ARE WE GOING TO
GET IT DOWN?
WELL, THATS
THE FUN PART, PEE-WEE.
IM GOING
TO BLINDFOLD YOU,
AND THEN YOURE GOING TO
TRY TO BREAK IT OPEN
WITH THIS STICK.
THIS IS GOING TO BE FUN.
NOW THE ONLY THING
MISSING IS CHARO.
HIT IT, CONKY.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
FELIZ NAVIDAD
FELIZ NAVIDAD
FELIZ NAVIDAD
PROSPERO AO
Y FELICIDAD
FELIZ NAVIDAD
FELIZ NAVIDAD
FELIZ NAVIDAD
PROSPERO AO
Y FELICIDAD
I WANT TO WISH YOU
A MERRY CHRISTMAS
I WANT TO WISH YOU
A MERRY CHRISTMAS
I WANT TO WISH YOU
A MERRY CHRISTMAS
FROM THE BOTTOM
OF MY HEART
FELIZ NAVIDAD
FELIZ NAVIDAD
FELIZ NAVIDAD
PROSPERO AO
Y FELICIDAD
I WANT TO WISH YOU
A MERRY CHRISTMAS
I WANT TO WISH YOU
A MERRY CHRISTMAS
I WANT TO WISH YOU
A MERRY CHRISTMAS
FROM THE BOTTOM
OF MY HEART
I WANT TO WISH YOU
A MERRY CHRISTMAS
I WANT TO WISH YOU
A MERRY CHRISTMAS
I WANT TO WISH YOU
A MERRY CHRISTMAS
FROM THE BOTTOM
OF MY HEART
AAOW!
iFELIZ NAVIDAD!
THAT WAS REALLY
BEAUTIFUL, CHARO.
THANK YOU,
CHAIRRY.
CHAIRRY, CHARO.
CHARO, CHAIRRY.
OH, GRACIAS,
PEE-WEE.
IM SO HAPPY HERE.
I MADE A VERY SPECIAL
DISH FOR YOU.
ITS JUSFOR CHRISTMAS.
ITS DELICIOUS.
ITS VERY, VERY,
VERY, VERY GOOD.
ITS CALLED
PASTEL DE FRUTA.
MMM, SOUNDS GREAT.
WHAT IS IT?
COMO SE DICE PASTEL
DE FRUTA EN ENGLES?
I GOT IT.
FRUITCAKE.
OH, FRUITCAKE.
MY FAVORITE.
MMM, THANKS, CHARO.
I MEAN GRACIAS.
YOU WELCOME,
PEE-WEE.
FELIZ NAVIDAD
Y PROSPERO
AO NUEVO.
WHAT DOES AO MEAN?
OH, AO MEANS YEAR.
AAAAH!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAAAH!
AAH! GOOCHY GOOCHY.
I LIKE IT.
BOY, I SURE HAVE GOTTEN
A LOT OF FRUITCAKES
FOR CHRISTMAS.
YOO-HOO.
COULD YOU USE
ONE MORE?
HI, MRS. RENE.
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
OH, I DONT CELEBRATE
CHRISTMAS, PEE-WEE.
YOU DONT. WHY NOT?
BECAUSE IM JEWISH.
YOU ARE?
AND PROUD OF IT.
AT THIS TIME OF SEASON,
JEWS ALL OVER THE WORLD
CELEBRATE HANUKKAH--
THE FESTIVAL OF LIGHTS.
DO YOU STILL GEPRESENTS ON HANUKKAH?
HA. DO YOU GET PRESENTS
ON HANUKKAH?
WE EXCHANGE GIFTS
FOR 8 NIGHTS IN A ROW.
WOW.
SO IN CASE I MISS YOU,
HERE ARE 7 MORE
FRUITCAKES.
OH, I HAVE ONE MORE
THING FOR YOU, PEE-WEE.
NO, NO.
NO MORE FRUITCAKES.
NO, NO. THIS IS A TOY
CALLED A DREIDEL.
COME ON, EVERYBODY.
ITS THE HANUKKAH
PORTION OF THE SHOW,
AND WERE ALL GONNA SING
THE DREIDEL SONG.
JUST FOLLOW THE BOUNCING
JAMBI HEAD.
[SQUAWK]
[SQUAWK]
OHH.
[PANTING]
ARR?
HMM? AAH!
AYY!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAAH!
AAH!
UNH!
ARR!
UNH!
ARR!
MMM, YEAH.
YEAH.
[YELP]
AAH!
PEE-WEE, WERE ALL FINISHED
MAKING THE CHRISTMAS CARDS.
EXACTLY 1,000.
HMM, LET ME
COUNT EM.
HA HA HA HA.
IM JUST KIDDING.
NOW YOU CAN STARMAKING THE ENVELOPES.
HA HA. HA HA HA.
20 POUNDS OF FRUITCAKE,
\h\h\h\h19 CD PLAYERS
18 BAGS OF NACHOS,
17 BODY BUILDERS...
\h\h\h\hWELCOME BACK.
WERE JUST PUTTING
THE FINISHING TOUCHES
ON THE CHRISTMAS TREE.
HERE,
MISS YVONNE.
THANK YOU,
PEE-WEE.
HERE,
COWBOY CURTIS.
WHY, THANK YOU,
MISS YVONNE.
HERE YOU GO,
PTERRI.
\h\h\h\hTHANK YOU,
COWBOY CURTIS. OOH!
OOH! OOOOH! OOH!
UNH!
\h\h\h\hOK, OK,
EVERYONE, COME ON.
ITS FINISHED.
HA HA HO. HEH HEH.
OHH! OOH.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOOH.
[ELECTRIC SIZZLE]
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOHH.
OHH.
HA HA HA HA HA.
RANDY!
WHAT ARE YOU
TRYING TO DO,
RUIN OUR WHOLE
CHRISTMAS?
CHRISTMAS?
BAH, HUMBUG.
CHRISTMAS IS JUSA COMMERCIAL EXPLOITATION
FOR BIG BUSINESS
TRYING TO CAPITALIZE
ON CONSUMER GUILT.
I SUPPOSE YOU WOULD THINK
OF IT THAT WAY, RANDY.
SINCE YOU SEEM
TO HAVE FORGOTTEN
THE TRUE MEANING
OF CHRISTMAS.
I DIDNT FORGET.
OH, WHAT IS IT?
MAGIC SCREEN,
WILL YOU ASSIST ME?
SURE, PEE-WEE.
THE TRUE MEANING
OF CHRISTMAS
IS THE CELEBRATION
OF THE BIRTHDAY OF
THE CHRIST CHILD.
THERE WAS NO ROOM
AT THE INN,
SO JOSEPH AND MARY STOPPED
\h\h\h\hTO REST AT A STABLE,
AND THERE WERE 3 WISE MEN
\h\h\h\hWHO FOLLOWED A BRIGHT,
SHINING STAR INTO BETHLEHEM,
WHERE THE LITTLE BABY LAY
\h\h\h\hIN A MANGER,
AND THEY BROUGHT HIM PRESENTS,
AND ALL THE ANGELS SANG.
AND THAT IS THE TRUE
MEANING OF CHRISTMAS.
GEE, I HAD CHRISTMAS
ALL WRONG.
THANKS FOR
STRAIGHTENING ME OUT.
YOURE WELCOME,
RANDY.
MERRY CHRISTMAS,
PEE-WEE,
AND HAVE A FRUITCAKE.
HEE HEE HEE
HEE HEE HEE HEE.
HEY, PEE-WEE,
LOOK WHAT I GOT YOU.
UH-OH. I GUESS
YOU DONT NEED
ANOTHER ONE, HUH?
SURE, I DO.
HA HA.
WHAT ARE YOU
GOING TO DO
WITH ALL THOSE
FRUITCAKES, PEE-WEE?
I FOUND A GREAUSE FOR EM.
LOOK, EVERYONE.
A NEW WING
TO THE PLAYHOUSE
MADE ENTIRELY
OF FRUITCAKES.
WHOA.
HERES 2 MORE
FRUITCAKES, ROLAND.
HA HA HA.
ON THE 500th
DAY OF CHRISTMAS
MY TRUE LOVE
SENT TO ME...
Pee-Wee: OK, COME ON,
\h\h\h\hEVERYBODY.
\h\h\h\hTIME TO SING
SOME CHRISTMAS CAROLS, OK?
READY?
JINGLE BELLS.
JINGLE BELLS,
JINGLE BELLS
JINGLE ALL THE WAY
IT CAME UPON
A MIDNIGHT CLEAR.
IT CAME UPON
A MIDNIGHT CLEAR
DECK THE HALLS.
DECK THE HALLS
WITH BOUGHS OF HOLLY
FA LA LA LA LA
LA LA LA LA
O COME, ALL
YE FAITHFUL.
\h\h\h\hO COME,
ALL YE FAITHFUL
SLEIGH BELLS.
SLEIGH BELLS RING
NO, NO.
SLEIGH BELLS.
I HEAR REINDEER
ON THE ROOF.
DO YOU KNOW
WHAT THAT MEANS?
YOUVE HAD
TOO MUCH EGGNOG.
NO, NO. IT MEANS
GET OUT THE MILK
AND COOKIES. HURRY!
HEY, LOOK.
SANTY CLAUS.
HO HO HO.
MERRY CHRISTMAS,
EVERYBODY.
All: ITS SANTA.
MERRY CHRISTMAS,
SANTA.
SANTA!
I KNEW YOUD COME.
HERES YOUR MILK
AND COOKIES,
JUST THE WAY
YOU LIKE THEM.
MMM, COOKIES.
EH, BUT FIRST,
DID YOU BRING ME
ALL THE PRESENTS
I ASKED YOU FOR?
WELL, YES, OF COURSE
I DID, PEE-WEE.
WELL, THEN HELP YOURSELF.
BUT THERE IS ONE
LITTLE PROBLEM.
WHAT PROBLEM?
WELL, YOUR CHRISTMAS
LIST WAS SO BIG
THAT I JUST DIDNHAVE ENOUGH PRESENTS
FOR THE OTHER CHILDREN
IN THE WORLD.
GEE, IM AWFULLY SORRY
TO HEAR THAT, SANTA.
PLEASE LET ME KNOW HOW
IT ALL TURNS OUT. HA HA.
PEE-WEE.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hPEE-WEE.
OH...
OH...
ALL RIGHT.
WHICH PRESENTS
DO YOU WANT, SANTA?
ALL OF THEM.
ALL OF THEM?
ALL OF THEM?
CHRISTMAS IS THE TIME
WE SHOULD BE THINKING
ABOUT WHAT WE CAN DO
FOR OTHERS.
WHAT WE CAN DO
FOR OTHERS.
FOR OTHERS, FOR OTHERS,
\h\h\h\hFOR OTHERS.
FOR OTHERS...
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hFOR OTHERS...
OK, YOU CAN HAVE
ALL MY PRESENTS.
OH, AND THERES
ONE OTHER THING
THAT YOU CAN
GIVE ME, TOO.
WHAT MORE
DO YOU WANT, SANTA?
YOUR HELP IN DELIVERING
THESE PRESENTS
TO THE CHILDREN
OF THE WORLD.
ME, SANTAS HELPER?
I CAN RIDE IN THE SLEIGH
WITH YOU AND EVERYTHING?
THATS JUST ABOUWHAT I HAD IN MIND.
THANK YOU, SANTA.
YOURE THE BESSANTA THERE IS.
HA HA HA.
I KNOW YOU ARE,
BUT WHAT AM I?
HA HA HA
HA HA HA.
BYE, EVERYBODY,
AND THANKS FOR COMING
TO MY CHRISTMAS SPECIAL.
BYE, PEE-WEE.
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
HEY, PEE-WEE, WHAT ABOUTHAT SPECIAL WISH?
\h\h\h\hMY WISH IS THATHERES PEACE ON EARTH
AND THAT EVERYBODY
HAS THE VERY MERRIES\h\h\h\hOF CHRISTMASES
AND A HAPPY...
NEW...YEAR!
AAH!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAAH!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAAH!
AAH!
AAH!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHEE HEE HEE!
Santa: HO HO HO!
Pee-Wee: WHEE.
HA HA HA.
MERRY CHRISTMAS,
EVERYONE. HA HA HA.
CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
[PEE-WEE]
HA HA HA.
ON THE 12th DAY
OF CHRISTMAS
MY TRUE LOVE
SENT TO ME
12 DRUMMERS DRUMMING,
11 PIPERS PIPING
10 LORDS A-LEAPING,
9 LADIES DANCING
8 MAIDS A-MILKING,
7 SWANS A-SWIMMING
6 GEESE A-LAYING,
5 GOLDEN RINGS
4 CALLING BIRDS...
ACCOMMODATIONS PROVIDED BY
THE LOS ANGELES REGISTRY HOTEL.
\h\h\h\hPARTRIDGE
IN A PEAR TREE!
PEE-WEE?
PEE-WEE?
[AWOO]
[SPLASH]
[AWOO]
\h\h\h\h[WE WISH YOU
A MERRY CHRISTMAS PLAYS]
OH, ITS CHRISTMAS
IN THE PLAYHOUSE
AND OUR HEARTS
ARE ALL AGLOW
AS WE WELCOME YOU
TO THE PLAYHOUSE
AND TO PEE-WEES
CHRISTMAS SPECIAL
OH, THE HOLIDAYS
ARE HERE AGAIN
\h\h\h\hPEACE ON EARTH,
GOOD WILL, AND CHEER
AS WE WISH YOU
SEASONS GREETINGS
AT THIS SPECIAL
TIME OF YEAR...
CHRISTMAS!
HELLO, EVERYBODY!
MY NAMES PEE-WEE!
WHATS YOURS?
WELCOME TO MY SPECIAL
CHRISTMAS SPECIAL,
STARRING ME--PEE-WEE HERMAN
AND...
PTERRI...
CONKY...
GLOBEY...
FLOORY...
COOL CAT, CHICKY BABY,
\h\h\h\hAND DIRTY DOG...
CHAIRRY...
THE FLOWERS, THE FISH,
\h\h\h\hCLOCKY...
MR. KITE...
ANNETTE!
PENNY, RANDY, COUNTESS...
MAGIC SCREEN.
SAY HELLO TO MR. WINDOW.
\h\h\h\hTHE ANTS,
THE DINOSAUR FAMILY,
BILLY BALONEY...
\h\h\h\hAND THE FOOD
IN THE REFRIGERATOR...
ALSO STARRING
COWBOY CURTIS...
MISS YVONNE...
RICARDO...
MRS. RENE...
THE KING OF CARTOONS...
REBA THE MAIL LADY...
AND JAMBI...
\h\h\h\hAND MY SPECIAL
SPECIAL GUEST STARS--
FRANKIE AVALON...
CHARO...
THE DEL RUBIO TRIPLETS...
ANNETTE FUNICELLO...
WHOOPI GOLDBERG...
MAGIC JOHNSON...
GRACE JONES...
K.D. LANG...
LITTLE RICHARD...
JOAN RIVERS...
DINAH SHORE...
OPRAH WINFREY...
AND PRINCESS ZSA ZSA!
OH, ITS CHRISTMAS
IN THE PLAYHOUSE
AND WERE GONNA
HAVE A LOT OF FUN
MERRY CHRISTMAS,
EVERYBODY
MERRY CHRISTMAS,
\h\h\h\hEVERYONE...
PEE-WEES CHRISTMAS
MERRY, MERRY
CHRISTMAS
PEE-WEES CHRISTMAS
MERRY, MERRY
CHRISTMAS
PEE-WEES CHRISTMAS
MERRY, MERRY
CHRISTMAS
ONE
HA HA!
AND A MOPED,
AND I WANA WOOD-BURNING KIT.
MAKE THAT A DELUXE
WOOD-BURNING KIT.
HMM, NEW SPACE HELMET,
WALKIE-TALKIES...
WHAT WOULD YOU PUON MY CHRISTMAS LISIF YOU WERE ME?
A NEW CAR?
HMM.
COOKING UTENSILS?
ECCH!
HMM.
CASH?
GOOD IDEA.
ALWAYS A PRACTICAL GIFT.
HMM. YO-YO?
PUT YO-YO
ON THE LIST, CONKY.
B-B-BUT, PEE-WEE, YOU
ALREADY HAVE A YO-YO.
I DO?
A-A-A-AFFIRMATIVE.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
OK.
HA-HA.
HMM!
HEH-HEH.
OHH!
HA HA HA!
I DO HAVE A YO-YO!
\h\h\h\hHEH HEH HEH.
WALK THE DOG!
[BARKING]
ROUND THE WORLD!
UH-OH! LOOK OUT AT HOME!
UH-OH.
BETTER PUT A NEW CAMERA
ON THE LENS, CONKY.
HA HA!
ALL RIGHT, CONKY,
IN CONCLUSION,
ADD TO THAA PUP TENT,
FOOTBALL,
NEW TRAIN SET,
SET OF ENCYCLOPEDIAS,
AND, UH,
ONE OF THOSE DOLLS
YOU FILL UP WITH
THE GOOEY-GOOPEY STUFF.
HEH HEH.
SIGN IT, UM...
MOST SINCERELY YOURS,
ESPECIALLY DURING
THIS HOLIDAY SEASON,
YOUR PAL, WHOS BEEN
VERY, VERY, VERY,
VERY, VERY GOOD
ALL THIS WHOLE YEAR LONG,
PEE-WEE--
IM NOT KIDDING
ABOUT HOW GOOD IVE BEEN--
HERMAN. HEH HEH.
OH.
P.S...
I REALLY HAVE
BEEN GOOD.
PLEASE BELIEVE ME,
SANTA, PLEASE!
PLEASE AND THANK YOU.
IVE PRACTICALLY
BEEN AN ANGEL.
G-G-GEE, PEE-WEE,
DO YOU THINK YOU
ASKED FOR ENOUGH?
HMM, NO, BUT I DIDNWANT TO APPEAR TO BE GREEDY.
HEH HEH!
PRINT THAT OUT,
WILL YOU, CONKY?
S-S-S-SURE,
P-P-PEE-W-W-W-WEE.
ENVELOPE.
HA HA!
CHRISTMAS LIST.
OOH, EXCELLENT, CONKY.
[DOORBELL CHIMES]
OH, IT LOOKS
LIKE SOMEONES
MAKING OUT ANOTHER
CHRISTMAS LIST.
HI, MISS YVONNE!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
I HAVE A PRESENFOR YOU.
PRESENT?
COME ON IN!
OH, THANK YOU, PEE-WEE.
OOH!
WHOO!
THANK YOU, EVERYONE.
WELL, ARENT YOU
GOING TO SAY ANYTHING
ABOUT MY NEW HAIRDO?
OH, WOW!
ITS REALLY CHRISTMASY!
WHATS THAT PLANHANGING OFF IT?
ITS MISTLETOE, PEE-WEE.
YOURE ALWAYS SUPPOSED
TO KISS SOMEONE
WHEN THEY STAND
UNDERNEATH THE MISTLETOE.
THIS WAY, IM ASSURED
OF HUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS
OF KISSES FROM EVERYONE!
STAND OVER HERE.
COME OVER HERE!
OVER HERE.
OVER HERE AND GIVE US
A BIG, WET KISS.
Both: HA HA HA HA HA!
DONT WORRY.
THERES ENOUGH OF ME
FOR EVERYONE.
SO, UH, EXCUSE ME,
MISS YVONNE,
BUT BEFORE YOU GO
MAKE OUT WITH EVERYONE
IN THE PLAYHOUSE,
HOW ABOUT FORKING OVER
THE GIFT?
HERE YOU GO, PEE-WEE.
WOW!
ITS REALLY HEAVY.
WHAT IS IT,
A GOLD BRICK?
NO, BUT ITS JUSAS PRICELESS.
ITS MY VERY OWN
SPECIAL HOMEMADE
CHRISTMAS FRUITCAKE!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hFRUITCAKE?
MM-HMM.
MMM.
HEH HEH.
[CLUNK CLUNK
CLUNK CLUNK]
HA HA!
THANKS, MISS YVONNE!
YOURE WELCOME, PEE-WEE.
OH! I HAVE A PRESEN\h\h\h\hFOR YOU, TOO.
ITS PERFUME.
EAU DE PEE-WEE.
MMM!
IT SMELLS
JUST LIKE YOU.
THANK YOU, PEE-WEE.
YOURE WELCOME.
HEY, MISS YVONNE,
COME STAND OVER ME.
OH, COMING,
FLOORY, DARLING!
WELL, I BETTER GO PU\h\h\h\hTHIS BRICK--
I MEAN FRUITCAKE--
IN THE REFRIGERATOR
BEFORE IT GETS
ANY HARDER.
[CLUNK]
HEH HEH!
WHOOP.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAHH.
[CLUNK]
UGH! UGH! UGH!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
OHH!
OHH!
HUH?
OHH.
FRUITCAKE!
UGH!
[CLUNK]
[CLUNK]
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
ILL GET IT!
ILL GET IT!
[RINGING]
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
PEE-WEES PLAYHOUSE.
PEE-WEE SPEAKING.
HI, PEE-WEE.
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I WAS JUST CALLING
TO SEE IF I COULD BE
ON YOUR CHRISTMAS SPECIAL.
IM AWFULLY SORRY,
WHOOPI,
BUT IVE ALREADY BOOKED
TOO MANY STARS AS IT IS.
OH.
WELL, HOW ABOUNEXT CHRISTMAS?
NEXT YEARS SPECIAL
IS ALREADY BOOKED, TOO.
I MIGHT BE ABLE
TO SQUEEZE YOU INTO
THE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL
2 YEARS FROM NOW.
2 YEARS FROM NOW?
OH, OK,
THATS ALL RIGHT.
WOULD YOU DO THAT?
IM NOT PROMISING YOU
ANYTHING NOW, WHOOPI.
WELL, OF COURSE
I UNDERSTAND THAT,
BUT I APPRECIATE THAYOURE THINKING OF ME
AND EVERYTHING.
AND I JUST WANTED TO SAY
MERRY CHRISTMAS,
AND ILL SEE YOU
IN 2 YEARS.
MAYBE.
YEAH, RIGHT, MAYBE.
BYE.
BYE!
HEY, PEE-WEE,
NOW ITS TIME
FOR SOME CHRISTMAS FUN
\h\h\h\hWITH ME.
OK, MAGIC SCREEN,
HERE I COME!
OHH!
\h\h\h\hCONNECTHE CHRISTMAS DOTS
FA LA LA LA
\h\h\h\hCONNECTHE CHRISTMAS DOTS
FA LA LA LA
HA HA!
UGH!
HEY, ITS A SLEIGH!
JUST LIKE SANTAS!
HA HA!
OH!
LOOK!
ITS MAGIC JOHNSON.
HI, PEE-WEE.
HI, MAGIC.
WHATRE YOU DOING
IN THE MAGIC SCREEN?
THE MAGIC SCREEN AND I
ARE COUSINS.
CAN I GIVE YOU A LIFT?
THANKS.
LOOK, PEE-WEE!
THERES A POLAR BEAR!
OLDEST TRICK IN THE BOOK.
[GRRR]
AAH!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAAH!
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
OH, NO!
OHH!
OH! OH! AAH!
WATCH OUT!
WATCH OUT!
AAH! OHH!
OH!
AAH!
AAH! AAH!
SEE YOU, MAGIC!
MERRY CHRISTMAS,
PEE-WEE!
OHH!
GOTCHA!
THANKS, CHAIRRY.
WHERE WOULD I BE
WITHOUT YOU?
ON THE FLOOR.
HA HA HA!
HA HA, CHAIRRY.
YOU CRACKED YOURSELF UP!
DO YOU THINK
WE SHOULD STARDECORATING THE PLAYHOUSE
FOR CHRISTMAS?
DECORATIONS?
OH, NO!
I WAS SO BUSY
MAKING UP MY LISFOR SANTA CLAUS,
I COMPLETELY FORGOT.
NOW WE DONT HAVE
ANY DECORATIONS,
CAUSE I WAS ONLY
THINKING OF MYSELF.
CHRISTMAS IS THE TIME
WE SHOULD BE THINKING
OF WHAT WE CAN DO
FOR OTHERS.
I WISH I HADNT BEEN
SO SELFISH.
WISH?
DID SOMEBODY SAY WISH?
I DID, JAMBI.
I FORGOT TO GET DECORATIONS
FOR THE PLAYHOUSE.
THINK YOU COULD
HELP ME OUT.
SURE, PEE-WEE.
IS THAT WHAT YOUD
LIKE TO WISH FOR?
WELL, NOT REALLY.
ID LIKE
TO USE MY WISH LATER
FOR SOMETHING
REALLY SPECIAL.
I WAS KIND OF HOPING
MAYBE YOUD GIVE ME
AN EXTRA WISH.
AN EXTRA WISH?
YOU WANAN EXTRA WISH?
WHAT DO YOU THINK
THIS IS, CHRISTMAS?
YEAH.
OH. OH, OK.
THEN REPEAAFTER ME IN JAMBESE.
MEKKA LEKKA HI,
MEKKA HINEY HO.
MEKKA LEKKA HI,
MEKKA HINEY HO.
MEKKA LEKKA HI,
MEKKA HO HO HO.
MEKKA LEKKA HI,
MEKKA HO HO HO.
THE WISH IS GRANTED.
LONG LIVE JAMBI.
ITS BEAUTIFUL!
JAMBI, YOU OUTDID
YOURSELF!
SEASONS GREETINGS.
HEY, PEE-WEE, HERE COMES
REBA THE MAIL LADY!
HI, REBA!
HI, PEE-WEE.
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU.
WOW! THE PLAYHOUSE
SURE DOES LOOK FESTIVE.
HOWS THE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL
GOING?
GREAT, I THINK.
HOW DO YOU LIKE ISO FAR?
OH, WELL,
SAME TO YOU.
HMM.
PEE-WEE, I GOT A COUPLE
OF BAGS OF CHRISTMAS CARDS
FOR THE PLAYHOUSE
AND...HEH HEH HEH...
HERE IS A PRESENFROM ME TO YOU.
THANKS, REBA.
WHAT IS IT?
ITS A FRUITCAKE.
OH, A FRUITCAKE.
HOW THOUGHTFUL.
OH, I HAVE SOMETHING
FOR YOU, TOO.
OOH.
BRAND-NEW CHRISTMAS LISTO ADD TO THE OLD ONE
FOR SANTA CLAUS.
PEE-WEE, HOW IS SANTA
SUPPOSED TO GET ALL OF THIS
DOWN THALITTLE CHIMNEY?
I ALREADY
THOUGHT OF THAT.
IM HAVING
THE CHIMNEY EXPANDED.
I HAVE SOMETHING ELSE
FOR YOU, TOO.
OOH.
MERRY CHRISTMAS, REBA.
OH, THANKS, PEE-WEE.
OH, I DIDNT...
THEYRE PRESS-ON NAILS.
WHY ARE THEY SO BIG?
BECAUSE THEYRE
TOENAILS.
OH...
RIGHT.
I SEE.
OH, OH.
THAT REMINDS ME.
UH, OK, YALL,
BRING IT IN.
SOMEBODY SENT YOU
SOMETHING GIGANTIC.
OOH, EASY.
I HOPE ITS NOA FRUITCAKE.
OK, PEE-WEE.
ITS GRACE JONES!
WAIT A MINUTE.
YOURE NOT THE PRESIDENT.
YOURE PEE-WEE HERMAN!
DUH!
THIS PACKAGE WAS
SUPPOSED TO GO
TO THE WHITE HOUSE,
NOT THE PLAYHOUSE.
SORRY, GRACE.
BACK IN THE BOX.
SINCE IM ALREADY HERE,
WOULD YOU MIND
IF I SANG A SONG?
NO, GO RIGHT AHEAD.
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING
FOR, CHRISTMAS?
[MUSIC PLAYING]
COME, THEY TOLD ME,
PA RUM PA PA PUM
A NEWBORN KING TO SEE,
\h\h\h\hPA RUM PA PA PUM
I PLAYED MY SONG FOR HIM,
\h\h\h\hPA RUM PA PA PUM
I PLAYED MY BEST FOR HIM,
\h\h\h\hPA RUM PA PA PUM
RUM PA PA PUM
RA PA PA PUM
AND THEN HE SMILED AT ME,
\h\h\h\hPA RUM PA PA PUM
ME AND MY DRUM
ME AND MY DRUM
HEY!
[CHEERING]
THAT WAS AMAZING!
AMAZING, GRACE!
WELCOME BACK TO MY COOL
CHRISTMAS SPECIAL.
IM WITH MY
SPECIAL GUESTS--
FRANKIE AVALON
AND ANNETTE FUNICELLO.
HA HA! WHAT ARE
YOU GUYS DOING?
WERE MAKING CHRISTMAS CARDS
WITH PTERRI AND GLOBEY.
IM USING
THE STENCIL PROCESS.
THE STENCIL IM USING
LOOKS LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE.
I LAY IT ON THE CARD,
DIP MY TOOTHBRUSH
IN GREEN PAINT,
\h\h\h\hAND BRUSH ION THIS PIECE OF SCREEN.
LOOK.
ISNT THIS PRETTY?
YEAH!
I HOPE YOU REMEMBER
TO WASH THAT TOOTHBRUSH
BEFORE YOU BRUSH
YOUR TEETH, THOUGH.
OH.
THATS A GOOD IDEA.
AND WHAT ARE YOU
MAKING, FRANKIE?
IM MAKING CARDS
OUT OF A POTATO.
WHAT?
WELL, YOU SEE,
FIRST I KIND OF CUA CANDY CANE SHAPE
OUT OF THE POTATO
LIKE THIS.
THEN I SIMPLY DIP IINTO SOME RED PAINT,
JUST LIKE THAT.
AND THEN I PRINT IONTO SOME PAPER.
AND LOOK.
A CANDY CANE.
SEE?
HMM.
POTATOEY.
I HOPE YOU DONT FORGETO WASH THAT POTATO
BEFORE YOU EAT IT.
HA HA! HA HA!
ALL RIGHT!
IM GOING TO HAVE
TO SEPARATE YOU TWO.
NOW, GEBACK TO WORK.
I NEED 500 OF EACH
OF THOSE BY SUNDOWN.
HA HA! HA HA!
HA HA HA!
500?
HA HA HA--
[HEAVENLY MUSIC PLAYS]
CHER, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
OH, PEE-WEE,
I JUST CAME BY
TO SEE WHAT TODAYS
SECRET WORD IS.
SECRET WORD.
I COMPLETELY FORGOT.
CONKY, CHER
WOULD LIKE TO KNOW
WHAT TODAYS
SECRET WORD IS?
S-S-S-SURE,
CH-CH-CHER.
[THUMPING TO BEAT]
TODAYS SECRET WORD
IS...
NOW, YOU ALL KNOW
WHAT TO DO
WHENEVER ANYONE SAYS
THE SECRET WORD,
RIGHT, CHER?
AAH!
THATS RIGHT!
FOR THE RESOF THE DAY,
WHENEVER ANYONE SAYS
THE SECRET WORD,
SCREAM REAL LOUD.
READY?
LETS TRY IT.
SO, UH, CHER,
ARE YOU HAVING A NICE
CHRISTMAS SO FAR?
OH, YEAH, PEE-WEE.
CHRISTMAS IS MY FAVORITE
TIME OF YEAR.
[PEE-WEE SCREAMING,
BELLS RINGING]
AAH!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAAH!
THAT WAS SO COOL, CHER.
THANK YOU FOR SHARING.
YOURE WELCOME, PEE-WEE.
AND, PEE-WEE,
SEE YOU NEXT--
YEAR.
AAH!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAAH!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAAH!
AAH!
AAH!
HA HA!
HA HA HA!
THAT WAS CHER!
CHER WAS RIGHT THERE...
IN THE SAME ROOM
AS MY CHAIR.
I HOPE I DIDNT STARE.
OH, WELL...
I DONT CARE.
HA HA!
All: PEE-WEE, THE KING
OF CARTOONS IS COMING!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYAY!
YAY!
HAPPY HOLIDAY,
EVERYONE!
PEE-WEE, I BROUGHYOU A PRESENT.
IT ISNT A FRUITCAKE,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hIS IT?
NO!
PHEW!
ITS 2 FRUITCAKES!
OH, WELL, UH...
LET THE CARTOON--
OH, EXCUSE ME,
YOUR MAJESTY.
WOULD YOU MIND
IF I SAID IT,
JUST THIS ONCE?
BE MY GUEST,
ANNETTE.
IVE ALWAYS WANTED
\h\h\h\hTO DO THIS.
LET THE CARTOON BEGIN!
SURE, BUT I WOULDNT TRY I\h\h\h\hWITH A BAR OF SOAP!
[BELL DINGS]
LOOK, ITS
JOAN RIVERS!
HI, PEE-WEE.
HI, ANNETTE,
HI, KING.
HAPPY HOLIDAYS,
EVERYBODY!
MERRY CHRISTMAS, JOAN!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[CRYING]
HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!
[HUMMING]
AH HA!
YA HA HA HA HA!
[HUMMING]
HA HA HA HA!
[BELL RINGING]
HA HA HA!
[WHIRR]
COME ON, GIDDYAP!
OH, BOY!
HA HA HA!
HI, EVERYBODY.
PEE-WEES NOT HERE
\h\h\h\hRIGHT NOW...
SO NOW...
ITS THE BILLY BALONEY
CHRISTMAS SPECIAL!
HA HA HA!
STARRING ME--BILLY BALONEY!
NOW, ID LIKE TO SING
A LITTLE SONG
FOR ALL MY ADORING FANS.
ME ME ME
ME ME ME
OK, BILLY,
IM BACK NOW!
NO!
GO AWAY!
I WANT TO SING!
IM SORRY, BILLY.
NOT AS SORRY AS ME,
\h\h\h\hPEE-WEE.
WELL, SORRY, BILLY.
MAYBE NEXT YEAR.
AAH!
AAH!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAAH!
AAH!
WEATHER ALERT.
WEATHER ALERT.
ITS STARTING
TO SNOW.
ITS SNOWING!
ITS SNOWING!
ITS SNOWING!
ITS SNOWING!
ITS SNOW-O-O-O-ING!
ITS SNOWING!
ITS SNOWING!
ITS SNOWING!
ITS SNOWING!
ITS SNOWING!
ITS SNOWING!
ITS SNOWING!
ITS SNOWING!
DID I MENTION
IT WAS SNOWING?
LETS GO OUT AND
PLAY IN THE SNOW!
Both: GREAT! LETS GO!
HA HA HA HA!
DID WE FINISH MAKING
ALL THOSE
CHRISTMAS CARDS,
FRANK, ANNETTE?
IM SORRY,
THEN YOULL HAVE
TO STAY INSIDE
UNTIL YOU FINISH.
ITS SNOWING!
ITS SNOWING!
YEAH, BUT--
SNOW!
SNOW!
SNOW!
HA HA HA.
AAH, YELLOW SNOW!
HA HA HA HA.
WATCH. IM GOING TO
MAKE A SNOW ANGEL.
LOOK. I MADE AN ANGEL
IN THE SNOW.
HA HA.
IF YOU DONT HAVE
ANY SNOW AT YOUR HOUSE,
JUST USE 20 POUNDS
OF COCONUT SHAVINGS.
HA HA HA.
NOW IM GOING TO MAKE
MYSTERY TRACKS IN THE SNOW.
YOU JUST WALK
THROUGH THE SNOW.
LA LA LA LA LA
Cowboy Curtis:
HEY, PEE-WEE!
OVER HERE,
COWBOY CURTIS!
JUST FOLLOW MY FOOTSTEPS
IN THE SNOW!
HA HA.
HEY.
WHERED HE GO?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hBOO!
AAH!
HA HA HA HA HA.
I FOOLED YOU WITH
MY MYSTERY TRACKS
IN THE SNOW.
YOU SURE DID,
PEE-WEE.
WHOO, MYSTERIOUS.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHA HA HA.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
HEY, HEY,
LISTEN, PEE-WEE.
YOU HEAR THAT?
YEAH. ITS THE
HEAVENLY INTONATIONS
OF THE DEL RUBIO
TRIPLETS.
SLEIGH BELLS RING
ARE YOU LISTENING?
\h\h\h\hIN THE LANE,
SNOW IS GLISTENING
A BEAUTIFUL SIGHT,
WERE HAPPY TONIGHT
WALKING IN A
WINTER WONDERLAND
\h\h\h\hGONE AWAY
IS THE BLUEBIRD
HERE TO STAY
IS A NEW BIRD
HE SINGS A LOVE SONG
\h\h\h\hAS WE GO ALONG
WALKING IN A WINTER
\h\h\h\hWONDERLAND
\h\h\h\hIN THE MEADOW
WE CAN BUILD A SNOWMAN
\h\h\h\hAND PRETEND
THAT HE IS PARSON BROWN
\h\h\h\hHELL SAY,
"ARE YOU MARRIED?"
WELL SAY "NO, MAN,
BUT YOU CAN DO THE JOB
WHEN YOURE IN TOWN"
LATER ON WELL CONSPIRE
AS WE DREAM BY THE FIRE
TO FACE UNAFRAID
THE PLANS THAT WE MADE
WALKING IN A WINTER
\h\h\h\hWONDERLAND
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
A BEAUTIFUL SIGHT,
WERE HAPPY TONIGHT
WALKING IN A WINTER
\h\h\h\hWONDERLAND
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
TO FACE UNAFRAID
THE PLANS THAT WE MADE
WALKING IN A WINTER
\h\h\h\hWONDERLAND
UHH, HA.
HA HA.
HA HA HA.
VOIL.
A SNOWMAN.
HA HA.
YOU KNOW, PEE-WEE,
THEY SAY IF YOU STARE
AT A SNOWMAN LONG ENOUGH,
HELL COME TO LIFE.
WHY DONT YOU
TAKE A PICTURE?
ITLL LAST LONGER.
AAH!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAAH!
GO AWAY!
OOH!
HA HA HA HA HA.
GOOD. THATS GOOD,
LITTLE RICHARD.
HEY, ITS LITTLE RICHARD
ON ICE.
HA HA.
HI, THERE, RICHARD.
HOWS IT GOING?
HI, PEE-WEE.
WHAAAA!
WOOH, WOOH, WOOH!
AAH! WOOH! WOOH!
GREAT GOSH ALMIGHTY.
LITTLE RICHARD,
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
OH, YOU KNOW ME,
PEE-WEE.
I ALWAYS FALL DOWN,
BUT I GET RIGHT BACK UP
AND TRY AGAIN.
IF AT FIRSYOU DONT SUCCEED,
YOU KNOW
WHAT THEY SAY.
YOU TRY, YOU TRY,
AND YOU TRY.
AAH!
EXCEPT ICE SKATING.
I GIVE UP. I QUIT.
OHH, OHH, OHH.
IF GOD HAD WANTED ME
TO ICE SKATE,
I WOULDVE BEEN BORN
WITH SKINNY FEEAND A LITTLE HEAD. OOH.
LOOKS PRETTY SIMPLE
TO ME.
THINK SO?
THEN YOU TRY.
ALL RIGHT.
WOW.
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
OOH, WOW,
GOSH, PEE-WEE.
THATS INCREDIBLE.
HOW DID YOU DO THAT?
WELL, YOU KNOW,
LITTLE RICHARD,
ICE SKATING IS LIKE
A LOT OF THINGS.
\h\h\h\hYOU JUSHAVE TO PRACTICE.
WAS THAT ALL RIGHT,
PEE-WEE?
\h\h\h\hUH, YES.
THANK YOU, HANS.
OH, PEE-WEE.
HI, EVERYBODY.
WELCOME BACK
TO THE SHOW.
R-R-R-R-R-R-R.
\h\h\h\hWERE JUST WARMING UP
FROM BEING OUT IN THE COLD
\h\h\h\hBY SIPPING
SOME HOT CHOCOLATE.
AHH.
All: MMM, CHOCOLATEY.
HA HA HA.
\h\h\h\hAND NOW PLEASE WELCOME
OUR SPECIAL CHRISTMAS GUEST,
K.D. LANG.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
OH, JINGLE BELL, JINGLE BELL,
JINGLE BELL ROCK
JINGLE BELL SWING
AND JINGLE BELLS RING
SNOWIN AND BLOWIN
AND BUSHELS OF FUN
NOW JINGLE BELL
HOPS BEGUN, I SAID
JINGLE BELL, JINGLE BELL,
\h\h\h\hJINGLE BELL ROCK
JINGLE BELL CHIMES
IN JINGLE BELL TIME
DANCING AND PRANCING
IN JINGLE BELL SQUARE
IN THE FROSTY AIR
WHAT A BRIGHT TIME,
ITS THE RIGHT TIME
TO ROCK THE NIGHT AWAY
JINGLE BELL TIME
IS A SWELL TIME
\h\h\h\hTO GO RIDING
IN A ONE-HORSE SLEIGH
GIDDYAP, JINGLE HORSE,
PICK UP YOUR FEET
JINGLE AROUND THE CLOCK
MIX AND A-MINGLIN
A-JINGLIN FEET
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hTHATS
THE JINGLE BELL ROCK
JINGLE BELL TIME
IS SUCH A SWELL TIME
\h\h\h\hTO GO GLIDING
IN A ONE-HORSE SLEIGH
\h\h\h\hYOU KNOW
WHAT I MEAN, EH?
OH, GIDDYAP, JINGLE HORSE,
\h\h\h\hPICK UP YOUR FEET
JINGLE AROUND THE CLOCK
MIX AND A-MINGLIN
A-JINGLIN FEET
THATS THE JINGLE BELL,
THATS THE JINGLE BELL
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hTHATS
THE JINGLE BELL ROCK
OH, WHATS
A MATTER YOU?
YAY!
ENCORE!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[CHEERING]
K.D. LANG,
I MUST RELATE,
YOUR CHRISTMAS SONG
WAS REALLY GREAT.
OH, THANKS, YOU GUYS.
\h\h\h\hDIRTY DOG,
YOURE SUCH A CUTE PUP,
THANKS, YOU GUYS,
FOR BACKING ME UP.
YOURE WELCOME,
K.D.
THATS WHY
WERE HERE.
THAT WAS THE MOST FUN
IVE HAD ALL YEAR.
AAH!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAAH!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAAH!
AAH!
AAH!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHA HA!
HA HA.
HEY, PEE-WEE,
WHAT YOU DOING?
HANGING UP
THE LAUNDRY?
NO, RANDY.
IM HANGING UP ALL
THE CHRISTMAS STOCKINGS.
AND SANTA CLAUS IS
GOING TO COME AND
FILL THEM UP WITH
CHRISTMAS TREATS.
THERES NO SUCH THING
AS SANTY CLAUS.
YES, THERE IS, TOO,
A SANTA CLAUS.
NO, THERE AINT.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hIS SO.
IS NOT.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hIS SO.
IS NOT.
PEE-WEE, RANDY SAYS
THERE IS NO SANTA CLAUS.
RANDY, PLEASE STOP
TEASING PTERRI.
WELL, I DONT BELIEVE
IN NO SANTY CLAUS.
FINE.
ILL JUST TAKE DOWN
YOUR STOCKING, THEN.
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
LETS NOBE HASTY HERE.
WHY DONT YOU GO AHEAD
AND HANG IT UP ANYWAY?
JUST FOR DECORATION,
YOU UNDERSTAND.
SURE, I UNDERSTAND.
JUST FOR DECORATION.
HA HA.
ALL THE STOCKINGS WERE HUNG
BY THE CHIMNEY WITH CARE,
AND I HOPE EVERYTHING
ON MY LIST WILL BE THERE.
WHERES YOUR CHRISTMAS
STOCKING, PEE-WEE?
I ALMOST FORGOT.
HMM, HMM, HMM.
DO YOU THINK
YOUR STOCKINGS
BIG ENOUGH.
IM NOT FINISHED
YET. HA HA.
HERES THE LEFT ONE.
HEY, PEE-WEE,
DO YOU KNOW
WHAT TIME IT IS?
CHRISTMAS TIME!
THATS RIGHT, AND ITS TIME
\h\h\h\hFOR A PENNY CARTOON.
HEE HEE HEE.
HELLO. MY NAME IS PENNY.
\h\h\h\hCHRISTMAS.
I LOVE CHRISTMAS.
IN OUR OLD HOUSE WE HAD
THIS ENORMOUS LIVING ROOM,
ABOUT THE SIZE
OF A BALLROOM,
\h\h\h\hAND IT HAD THIS
REALLY TALL CHRISTMAS TREE
ABOUT FROM HERE
TO THE CEILING.
IT WAS SO ENORMOUS.
WE HAD SO MANY ORNAMENTS,
\h\h\h\hAND I LOVE IT.
WHILE WE DECORATE THE TREE,
\h\h\h\hWE WATCH OLD MOVIES
LIKE ROAD TO MOROCCO,
\h\h\h\hTHE COMEDIES.
\h\h\h\hYOU KNOW,
THE ROAD TO MOROCCO
\h\h\h\hWITH BOB HOPE
AND, UM, WHATS IT CALLED?
AND DOROTHY LAMOUR.
I JUST LOVE HER EYES.
WELL, WE ALWAYS GO, UM,
OUT AND BUY ME A DRESS.
[HONK HONK]
YOU KNOW THOSE DRESSES
THAT HAVE THE LONG SLEEVES
OR THE SHORT SLEEVES,
WHATEVER IT IS.
AND IT GETS ALL SQUIGGLY HERE,
AND THE BIG PUFF SKIRT.
THATS WHAT I HAD.
IT WAS THE MOSFASCINATING DRESS.
\h\h\h\hIVE NEVER SEEN IIN A KIDS SIZE BEFORE.
THANKS, PENNY.
THAT WAS REALLY SWELL.
OH, HI, FRANKIE
AND ANNETTE.
HOW THOSE CHRISTMAS
CARDS COMING?
WELL,
IM HUNGRY.
YEAH,
AND IM THIRSTY.
OH, OH, WELL,
HERES SOME BREAD
AND WATER.
NOW GET BACK
TO WORK!
YOO-HOO,
PEE-WEE.
MERRY CHRISTMAS,
COUNTESS.
MOO-RY CHRISTMAS.
I BROUGHT YOU
A PRESENT.
WHAT IS IT?
GUESS.
UH...
IS IT A FRUITCAKE?
YES. HOW DID
YOU KNOW?
LUCKY GUESS.
I BROUGHT YOU
A PRESENT, TOO.
OOH.
A NEW BELL.
LISTEN.
[CHIMING WE WISH YOU
\hA MERRY CHRISTMAS]
OH, PEE-WEE,
ITS MOO-VELOUS.
WAIT UNTIL PRINCESS
ZSA ZSA SEES IT.
\h\h\h\hZSA ZSA,
OVER HERE, DEAR.
WELL, HELLO,
CONTESSA, DARLING.
I WAS LOOKING
FOR YOU ALL OVER.
\h\h\h\hZSA ZSA,
YOU REMEMBER PEE-WEE.
OF COURSE.
HELLO, PEE-WEE.
KISS. MWA.
MERRY CHRISTMAS,
DARLING.
MERRY CHRISTMAS,
ZSA ZSA, DARLING.
PEE-WEE,
I LOVE YOU.
THEN WHY DONT YOU
MARRY ME?
I LOVE YOU.
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
WED BETTER
GET MOO-VING.
MERRY CHRISTMAS, ZSA ZSA.
MERRY CHRISTMAS,
COUNTESS.
[BELL RINGING]
ILL GET IT.
[RINGING, BUZZING,
\h\h\h\hBEEPING]
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
PEE-WEES PLAYHOUSE.
PEE-WEE SPEAKING.
HI, PEE-WEE.
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
DINAH, HOWS YOUR COLD?
OH, ALL BETTER.
I GOT A LITTLE SONG
FOR YOU. LISTEN.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
ON THE FIRST DAY
OF CHRISTMAS
MY TRUE LOVE
SENT TO ME
A PARTRIDGE
IN A PEAR TREE
ON THE SECOND DAY
OF CHRISTMAS
MY TRUE LOVE
SENT TO ME...
HANG ON A MINUTE, DINAH.
IVE GOT ANOTHER CALL.
AND A PARTRIDGE
IN A PEAR TREE
ON--
HELLO.
HELLO.
PEE-WEE,
IS THIS YOU?
WHO WANTS TO KNOW?
THIS IS
OPRAH WINFREY.
HI.
HI.
HI.
I JUST WANTED
TO SAY
MERRY CHRISTMAS
TO YOU.
MERRY CHRISTMAS, OPRAH.
IM GOING TO HAVE TO
\h\h\h\hCALL YOU BACK.
\h\h\h\hI HAVE DINAH SHORE
ON THE OTHER LINE. HA HA.
HA HA.
HA HA.
ON THE FIFTH DAY
OF CHRISTMAS
MY TRUE LOVE
SENT TO ME
5 GOLDEN RINGS
4 CALLING BIRDS,
3 FRENCH HENS
2 TURTLE DOVES
AND A PARTRIDGE
IN A PEAR TREE...
ON THE SIXTH DAY
OF CHRISTMAS
MY TRUE LOVE
SENT TO ME
6 GEESE A-LAYIN
5 GOLDEN RINGS
4 CALLING BIRDS,
3 FRENCH HENS
2 TURTLE DOVES
AND A PARTRIDGE
IN A PEAR TREE
ON THE SEVENTH DAY
OF CHRISTMAS
MY TRUE LOVE
SENT TO ME
7 SWANS A-SWIMMIN...
6 GEESE A-LAYIN
5 GOLDEN RINGS...
FELIZ NAVIDAD,
PEE-WEE.
DO WHAT?
FELIZ NAVIDAD.
THAT MEANS MERRY
CHRISTMAS IN SPANISH.
SAY IT.
FELIZ NAVIDAD.
FELIZ NABLABLA.
FELIZ NAVIDAD.
FELIZ NABLABLA.
FELIZ NAVIDAD.
FELIZ NABLABLA.
RIGHT. CHILDREN IN MEXICO
CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS
BY BREAKING THE PIATA.
YOU GET TO BREAK THINGS
FOR CHRISTMAS?
LOOK, PEE-WEE.
I HUNG A PIATA
FROM THE CEILING
OF THE PLAYHOUSE.
ITS FILLED
WITH SWEETS AND TOYS.
HOW ARE WE GOING TO
GET IT DOWN?
WELL, THATS
THE FUN PART, PEE-WEE.
IM GOING
TO BLINDFOLD YOU,
AND THEN YOURE GOING TO
TRY TO BREAK IT OPEN
WITH THIS STICK.
THIS IS GOING TO BE FUN.
NOW THE ONLY THING
MISSING IS CHARO.
HIT IT, CONKY.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
FELIZ NAVIDAD
FELIZ NAVIDAD
FELIZ NAVIDAD
PROSPERO AO
Y FELICIDAD
FELIZ NAVIDAD
FELIZ NAVIDAD
FELIZ NAVIDAD
PROSPERO AO
Y FELICIDAD
I WANT TO WISH YOU
A MERRY CHRISTMAS
I WANT TO WISH YOU
A MERRY CHRISTMAS
I WANT TO WISH YOU
A MERRY CHRISTMAS
FROM THE BOTTOM
OF MY HEART
FELIZ NAVIDAD
FELIZ NAVIDAD
FELIZ NAVIDAD
PROSPERO AO
Y FELICIDAD
I WANT TO WISH YOU
A MERRY CHRISTMAS
I WANT TO WISH YOU
A MERRY CHRISTMAS
I WANT TO WISH YOU
A MERRY CHRISTMAS
FROM THE BOTTOM
OF MY HEART
I WANT TO WISH YOU
A MERRY CHRISTMAS
I WANT TO WISH YOU
A MERRY CHRISTMAS
I WANT TO WISH YOU
A MERRY CHRISTMAS
FROM THE BOTTOM
OF MY HEART
AAOW!
iFELIZ NAVIDAD!
THAT WAS REALLY
BEAUTIFUL, CHARO.
THANK YOU,
CHAIRRY.
CHAIRRY, CHARO.
CHARO, CHAIRRY.
OH, GRACIAS,
PEE-WEE.
IM SO HAPPY HERE.
I MADE A VERY SPECIAL
DISH FOR YOU.
ITS JUSFOR CHRISTMAS.
ITS DELICIOUS.
ITS VERY, VERY,
VERY, VERY GOOD.
ITS CALLED
PASTEL DE FRUTA.
MMM, SOUNDS GREAT.
WHAT IS IT?
COMO SE DICE PASTEL
DE FRUTA EN ENGLES?
I GOT IT.
FRUITCAKE.
OH, FRUITCAKE.
MY FAVORITE.
MMM, THANKS, CHARO.
I MEAN GRACIAS.
YOU WELCOME,
PEE-WEE.
FELIZ NAVIDAD
Y PROSPERO
AO NUEVO.
WHAT DOES AO MEAN?
OH, AO MEANS YEAR.
AAAAH!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAAAH!
AAH! GOOCHY GOOCHY.
I LIKE IT.
BOY, I SURE HAVE GOTTEN
A LOT OF FRUITCAKES
FOR CHRISTMAS.
YOO-HOO.
COULD YOU USE
ONE MORE?
HI, MRS. RENE.
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
OH, I DONT CELEBRATE
CHRISTMAS, PEE-WEE.
YOU DONT. WHY NOT?
BECAUSE IM JEWISH.
YOU ARE?
AND PROUD OF IT.
AT THIS TIME OF SEASON,
JEWS ALL OVER THE WORLD
CELEBRATE HANUKKAH--
THE FESTIVAL OF LIGHTS.
DO YOU STILL GEPRESENTS ON HANUKKAH?
HA. DO YOU GET PRESENTS
ON HANUKKAH?
WE EXCHANGE GIFTS
FOR 8 NIGHTS IN A ROW.
WOW.
SO IN CASE I MISS YOU,
HERE ARE 7 MORE
FRUITCAKES.
OH, I HAVE ONE MORE
THING FOR YOU, PEE-WEE.
NO, NO.
NO MORE FRUITCAKES.
NO, NO. THIS IS A TOY
CALLED A DREIDEL.
COME ON, EVERYBODY.
ITS THE HANUKKAH
PORTION OF THE SHOW,
AND WERE ALL GONNA SING
THE DREIDEL SONG.
JUST FOLLOW THE BOUNCING
JAMBI HEAD.
[SQUAWK]
[SQUAWK]
OHH.
[PANTING]
ARR?
HMM? AAH!
AYY!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAAH!
AAH!
UNH!
ARR!
UNH!
ARR!
MMM, YEAH.
YEAH.
[YELP]
AAH!
PEE-WEE, WERE ALL FINISHED
MAKING THE CHRISTMAS CARDS.
EXACTLY 1,000.
HMM, LET ME
COUNT EM.
HA HA HA HA.
IM JUST KIDDING.
NOW YOU CAN STARMAKING THE ENVELOPES.
HA HA. HA HA HA.
20 POUNDS OF FRUITCAKE,
\h\h\h\h19 CD PLAYERS
18 BAGS OF NACHOS,
17 BODY BUILDERS...
\h\h\h\hWELCOME BACK.
WERE JUST PUTTING
THE FINISHING TOUCHES
ON THE CHRISTMAS TREE.
HERE,
MISS YVONNE.
THANK YOU,
PEE-WEE.
HERE,
COWBOY CURTIS.
WHY, THANK YOU,
MISS YVONNE.
HERE YOU GO,
PTERRI.
\h\h\h\hTHANK YOU,
COWBOY CURTIS. OOH!
OOH! OOOOH! OOH!
UNH!
\h\h\h\hOK, OK,
EVERYONE, COME ON.
ITS FINISHED.
HA HA HO. HEH HEH.
OHH! OOH.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOOH.
[ELECTRIC SIZZLE]
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOHH.
OHH.
HA HA HA HA HA.
RANDY!
WHAT ARE YOU
TRYING TO DO,
RUIN OUR WHOLE
CHRISTMAS?
CHRISTMAS?
BAH, HUMBUG.
CHRISTMAS IS JUSA COMMERCIAL EXPLOITATION
FOR BIG BUSINESS
TRYING TO CAPITALIZE
ON CONSUMER GUILT.
I SUPPOSE YOU WOULD THINK
OF IT THAT WAY, RANDY.
SINCE YOU SEEM
TO HAVE FORGOTTEN
THE TRUE MEANING
OF CHRISTMAS.
I DIDNT FORGET.
OH, WHAT IS IT?
MAGIC SCREEN,
WILL YOU ASSIST ME?
SURE, PEE-WEE.
THE TRUE MEANING
OF CHRISTMAS
IS THE CELEBRATION
OF THE BIRTHDAY OF
THE CHRIST CHILD.
THERE WAS NO ROOM
AT THE INN,
SO JOSEPH AND MARY STOPPED
\h\h\h\hTO REST AT A STABLE,
AND THERE WERE 3 WISE MEN
\h\h\h\hWHO FOLLOWED A BRIGHT,
SHINING STAR INTO BETHLEHEM,
WHERE THE LITTLE BABY LAY
\h\h\h\hIN A MANGER,
AND THEY BROUGHT HIM PRESENTS,
AND ALL THE ANGELS SANG.
AND THAT IS THE TRUE
MEANING OF CHRISTMAS.
GEE, I HAD CHRISTMAS
ALL WRONG.
THANKS FOR
STRAIGHTENING ME OUT.
YOURE WELCOME,
RANDY.
MERRY CHRISTMAS,
PEE-WEE,
AND HAVE A FRUITCAKE.
HEE HEE HEE
HEE HEE HEE HEE.
HEY, PEE-WEE,
LOOK WHAT I GOT YOU.
UH-OH. I GUESS
YOU DONT NEED
ANOTHER ONE, HUH?
SURE, I DO.
HA HA.
WHAT ARE YOU
GOING TO DO
WITH ALL THOSE
FRUITCAKES, PEE-WEE?
I FOUND A GREAUSE FOR EM.
LOOK, EVERYONE.
A NEW WING
TO THE PLAYHOUSE
MADE ENTIRELY
OF FRUITCAKES.
WHOA.
HERES 2 MORE
FRUITCAKES, ROLAND.
HA HA HA.
ON THE 500th
DAY OF CHRISTMAS
MY TRUE LOVE
SENT TO ME...
Pee-Wee: OK, COME ON,
\h\h\h\hEVERYBODY.
\h\h\h\hTIME TO SING
SOME CHRISTMAS CAROLS, OK?
READY?
JINGLE BELLS.
JINGLE BELLS,
JINGLE BELLS
JINGLE ALL THE WAY
IT CAME UPON
A MIDNIGHT CLEAR.
IT CAME UPON
A MIDNIGHT CLEAR
DECK THE HALLS.
DECK THE HALLS
WITH BOUGHS OF HOLLY
FA LA LA LA LA
LA LA LA LA
O COME, ALL
YE FAITHFUL.
\h\h\h\hO COME,
ALL YE FAITHFUL
SLEIGH BELLS.
SLEIGH BELLS RING
NO, NO.
SLEIGH BELLS.
I HEAR REINDEER
ON THE ROOF.
DO YOU KNOW
WHAT THAT MEANS?
YOUVE HAD
TOO MUCH EGGNOG.
NO, NO. IT MEANS
GET OUT THE MILK
AND COOKIES. HURRY!
HEY, LOOK.
SANTY CLAUS.
HO HO HO.
MERRY CHRISTMAS,
EVERYBODY.
All: ITS SANTA.
MERRY CHRISTMAS,
SANTA.
SANTA!
I KNEW YOUD COME.
HERES YOUR MILK
AND COOKIES,
JUST THE WAY
YOU LIKE THEM.
MMM, COOKIES.
EH, BUT FIRST,
DID YOU BRING ME
ALL THE PRESENTS
I ASKED YOU FOR?
WELL, YES, OF COURSE
I DID, PEE-WEE.
WELL, THEN HELP YOURSELF.
BUT THERE IS ONE
LITTLE PROBLEM.
WHAT PROBLEM?
WELL, YOUR CHRISTMAS
LIST WAS SO BIG
THAT I JUST DIDNHAVE ENOUGH PRESENTS
FOR THE OTHER CHILDREN
IN THE WORLD.
GEE, IM AWFULLY SORRY
TO HEAR THAT, SANTA.
PLEASE LET ME KNOW HOW
IT ALL TURNS OUT. HA HA.
PEE-WEE.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hPEE-WEE.
OH...
OH...
ALL RIGHT.
WHICH PRESENTS
DO YOU WANT, SANTA?
ALL OF THEM.
ALL OF THEM?
ALL OF THEM?
CHRISTMAS IS THE TIME
WE SHOULD BE THINKING
ABOUT WHAT WE CAN DO
FOR OTHERS.
WHAT WE CAN DO
FOR OTHERS.
FOR OTHERS, FOR OTHERS,
\h\h\h\hFOR OTHERS.
FOR OTHERS...
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hFOR OTHERS...
OK, YOU CAN HAVE
ALL MY PRESENTS.
OH, AND THERES
ONE OTHER THING
THAT YOU CAN
GIVE ME, TOO.
WHAT MORE
DO YOU WANT, SANTA?
YOUR HELP IN DELIVERING
THESE PRESENTS
TO THE CHILDREN
OF THE WORLD.
ME, SANTAS HELPER?
I CAN RIDE IN THE SLEIGH
WITH YOU AND EVERYTHING?
THATS JUST ABOUWHAT I HAD IN MIND.
THANK YOU, SANTA.
YOURE THE BESSANTA THERE IS.
HA HA HA.
I KNOW YOU ARE,
BUT WHAT AM I?
HA HA HA
HA HA HA.
BYE, EVERYBODY,
AND THANKS FOR COMING
TO MY CHRISTMAS SPECIAL.
BYE, PEE-WEE.
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
HEY, PEE-WEE, WHAT ABOUTHAT SPECIAL WISH?
\h\h\h\hMY WISH IS THATHERES PEACE ON EARTH
AND THAT EVERYBODY
HAS THE VERY MERRIES\h\h\h\hOF CHRISTMASES
AND A HAPPY...
NEW...YEAR!
AAH!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAAH!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAAH!
AAH!
AAH!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHEE HEE HEE!
Santa: HO HO HO!
Pee-Wee: WHEE.
HA HA HA.
MERRY CHRISTMAS,
EVERYONE. HA HA HA.
CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
[PEE-WEE]
HA HA HA.
ON THE 12th DAY
OF CHRISTMAS
MY TRUE LOVE
SENT TO ME
12 DRUMMERS DRUMMING,
11 PIPERS PIPING
10 LORDS A-LEAPING,
9 LADIES DANCING
8 MAIDS A-MILKING,
7 SWANS A-SWIMMING
6 GEESE A-LAYING,
5 GOLDEN RINGS
4 CALLING BIRDS...
ACCOMMODATIONS PROVIDED BY
THE LOS ANGELES REGISTRY HOTEL.
\h\h\h\hPARTRIDGE
IN A PEAR TREE!
PEE-WEE?
PEE-WEE?