Comic 8 Revolution: Santet K4bin3t (2025) Movie Script
I've finally found you.
Little skull, look at me.
- This one.
- No, this.
- This.
- No, this.
We're looking for
the Dutch Governor's skull.
There's no Dutch person
named Otong Surodong.
- What?
- Read.
You should see an ophthalmologist.
Have some pride.
What shaman visits a doctor?
Make sure it's the right skull.
Don't mess it up again.
Check if it has a gold tooth
up on the left side.
Found it.
Now that we have the skull, we can begin.
Go see a dentist. Your breath stinks.
Have some pride.
What shaman visits a doctor?
Hey!
Who are you?
- Who?
- Guess who?
Who?
Mongol!
So you're with Adul now?
Adul? I'm Kiky.
- Kiky.
- Kiky Saputri.
I'm just kidding.
You're on the show Lapar Gak, right?
That's right.
- What's a celebrity doing here this late?
- We're filming.
And that skull?
It's a prop.
It's a horror movie.
Even that exhumed grave?
Yeah.
Believe us now?
Right.
Then, if you'll excuse us.
Hold on, Kiky.
Since you got married,
I haven't seen you moan on TV.
Can you do it just once for me?
- I'm too embarrassed now.
- Do it, come on.
My turn.
No, yours are creepy.
Bye.
Wait, Kiky.
Can I see that skull?
That soto stall's been waiting.
- He's been there since evening.
- Yeah!
- Soto, mister?
- Enjoy some.
And it's free.
Thank you, Kiky.
Kiky? Adul.
Just kidding.
Nice.
Here you go.
Looks good.
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
Come on.
- I need to report it, sir!
- Sir!
Make way!
- Excuse me.
- Your comment, sir?
After this, okay? Sorry.
Indro.
What's going on?
Why do you need me at the scene?
This is wild.
The culprit dug up two graves
but only took one skull.
You normally don't believe in this stuff.
You're the expert in this stuff.
You specialize in the occult,
so I brought you in.
How much does a skull cost?
Don't ask me, I don't sell them.
So why did they take it?
They must have their reasons.
To make rings, maybe.
Exactly like that one. Skull ring.
You're the culprit, right?
This is just a ring! It's different.
Never mind that.
Go find evidence or something
so we can wrap it up.
How did you fall asleep here?
Do you remember
what happened here last night?
What's the last thing you remember?
MILITARY MOTIVATION SESSION.
Who are you?
We are soldiers!
Where are your eyes?
Here are my eyes!
On the lookout left and right!
Incredible!
All right, could you share
how your career went
from serving in the army
to being appointed
deputy defense minister?
My strength was my courage.
When I served in the navy,
I saw a submarine and devoured it!
He ate pempek! Impressive!
A soldier through and through!
Carry on, sir.
A torpedo struck my submarine.
I pierced through it!
Tongseng!
Incredible! A real warrior!
Anything else?
Sir?
Sir?
Calm down.
I've served in the jungle.
That snake could keep you fed
for two weeks.
What do you mean?
It's a king cobra!
Watch out, it's deadly!
I'll turn you into rica-rica snake!
Hey.
You just can't stop, huh?
My dear, my darling, my love.
You've grown so powerful,
you can curse government officials now.
But, my love, unfortunately we can
only reach as far as deputy ministers.
We can't reach the higher officials.
My love.
Why don't we report to our Lord?
You're right.
You're so clever.
You're so handsome.
You're so sweet.
You're so charming.
You're the best.
You're the bestest for seven generations,
seven lifetimes
Enough.
Come on, babe.
I'll cut your throat.
I'll pull your intestines out.
- I'll spank you.
- Yes, please.
Just a bit.
- No. Enough.
- Come on.
Voodoo?
Who could've done this?
BLACK CHICKEN FEATHER
AN AGENT FOUND 87 CASES OF BLACK MAGIC
A PARLIAMENT MEMBER GOT BEWITCHED
These cases are similar.
LIST OF OCCULT ATTACKS
"Ki Bagus."
"Ni Gendis."
"Ki Bagus, Ni Gendis."
Have a seat.
Let's begin the cooperative meeting.
"Coordination," sir.
Okay if you want to change it to that.
How's Major General Yusuf doing now?
He's stable.
But still afraid of snakes.
So be careful when talking to him.
Don't stick out your tongue,
hiss, or shake your body.
Does he hold any national secret codes?
He has the launch codes
for the navy's long-range missiles.
Anyone have some idea
why did this incident happen?
A shaman was behind it.
If I may add,
I found a voodoo doll
on the Ministry rooftop yesterday.
Wait.
Who are you?
I am the president's spiritual advisor.
So a shaman. Don't try to show off.
They've been targeting ministers
and deputies since 2016,
totaling 87 cases.
Why 87?
Because 98 is where the riot happened.
Who's behind it?
A shaman couple known as
Ki Bagus and Ni Gendis.
They are over 200 years old
and extremely powerful.
They've attacked the deputy minister,
the cabinet could be next.
Why the cabinet?
Why not the kitchen set,
sofa, or the dining table?
- How come?
- Not the furniture,
the political cabinet.
In other words, us.
We have to act now before it's too late.
Because as ministers,
you hold national security information.
Vital codes,
like the military missile codes,
Bank Indonesia vault codes,
even my electricity token code.
They are all vital codes.
Indro, Oki,
I want you to take care of this problem.
- Yes, sir.
- Yes, sir.
- Enjoy.
- Enjoy what?
What's to enjoy?
Whose house is this?
Ki Atmo's.
A family friend.
I feel extra broke looking at it.
You and I both.
Watermelon man?
No, that's Ki Atmo.
Is he aging with green hair?
He's just eccentric.
Ki, where have you been?
You know, just my room.
You ride that from your room?
Imagine if you went to the mall.
I normally take the heli.
You mean, Heli the Dog?
Not that.
This heli means helicopter.
Anyway, let's go.
Sure thing, Ki.
That's my housekeeper.
It doesn't need a salary.
That's pretty clever.
Never goes home for the holidays either.
So what's up?
We've got some questions
about Ki Bagus and Ni Gendis.
Ki Bagus and Ni Gendis.
They used to be enemies.
To be honest,
I've liked you for a long time.
To be honest, me too.
So what now?
A canary pecks a stone.
Nice.
- Let's unite as one.
- I'd love to.
Hey! Inlander! What about me?
By the universe's dark power vested in me,
I now pronounce you
a shamanic husband and wife!
Ever since they got married,
their combined power and energy
have dramatically increased.
During the War of Independence,
they often assisted our soldiers.
What do we do?
- We did it!
- We did it!
- Freedom!
- We're free!
Yet, after the Dutch were defeated,
their efforts were never acknowledged.
Sorry. You two are prohibited to enter.
What did you say?
We'd like to see the president!
We deserve to meet him,
because we contributed the most!
We're heroes. We defeated the Dutch.
Still, you can't.
What? Move! We're coming in.
- Move.
- We did so much.
Hey.
- What?
- They're useless without us!
Freedom, Ki Bagus!
Freedom, Ni Gendis!
How come they get to enter?
We risked our lives out there!
They think they are the greatest.
As if they're the strongest, most capable.
- They're capable.
- Impossible.
We're capable.
We should've been there.
Look at that. What an ungrateful country.
We should be right next to them.
We should be the ones appointed.
Just wait for our revenge.
We'll teach them a lesson.
Curse them with scabies.
Hemorrhoids.
Mumps.
Skin infection.
Diarrhea.
- Armpit warts.
- Indigestion.
- Constipation.
- Phlegmy acne.
It's cough!
And then!
From that point, they have held
a grudge against this country.
Apparently, whoever becomes president
will be cursed by them!
Let's begin.
Why won't it move?
It is.
It's not. Look.
It's moving.
Not you.
The skull.
So it's a fail?
You're not the Dutch skull
we were looking for.
Why do they need a skull?
And why a Dutch skull?
Ki Surya might know the answer.
Back in the 1600s,
there was a Dutch Governor
called Jan Pieterszoon Coen.
He was a merciless guy.
Fire!
Legend has it
that he sacrificed his child
in exchange for riches
- and power in Batavia.
- Dad, no!
He's connected to Satan himself.
So when Coen died,
people went looking for his body
to use as an offering.
And to prevent that,
Coen's men built grave after grave
after grave
after grave
That's a lot of graves.
Almost done.
grave after grave of fake tombs.
So any shaman
who possesses Coen's skull
will gain unstoppable power.
Could you please help us
by telling their address?
What?
I'm a shaman, not the civil registry.
How would I know the address?
Why don't you go and ask Ki Angker.
Ki Atmo told us to ask here.
Now he's telling us to go.
We keep getting passed around.
Feels like we're in Konoha.
Can I ask you something?
Why pick that seat over this one?
This one's more comfortable.
I don't care about comfort.
I used to go everywhere
by the angkot minivan.
As an angkot fan,
I want to bring the angkot vibe here.
Stop here.
Just the vibe.
This isn't an actual angkot.
There's no conductor here.
Right.
I meant to buy football shoes,
but these have cleats on top.
Upside down.
Is that gold?
I'm just old.
What?
Finally, we meet a poor shaman.
Of all places, we're meeting here?
Don't underestimate him.
He owns this hotel.
There he is. Mbah!
Okay.
He doesn't look old.
Welcome to my hotel.
Whatever.
Okay.
Want a drink?
We got some.
- This is fine.
- That's all?
You're not ready for the expensive stuff.
- You're right.
- Let me drink.
So?
Do you know where Ki Bagus
and Ni Gendis live?
- It's about that?
- Yes.
Do you know Indromaret Cilincing?
I do.
- The one in the corner.
- Yes!
- There?
- Far from it.
It's nowhere near that place.
So don't look there.
But I heard they live on an island.
The Thousand Islands.
The northernmost island.
The island is called
Mbah?
Deserted Island.
So, what is the island named?
Deserted Island.
Yeah, we know it's a deserted island.
We're asking its name.
These baldies are so stubborn.
The name of the island is Deserted Island.
But if they live there,
it's not deserted anymore.
There are about 400 families living there.
It's just a figure of speech.
Does a millipede have a thousand legs?
Who's counting anyway?
How would they put on socks?
- Right?
- Right.
- You okay?
- It's strong, huh?
Plain tea.
How much is a room per night here?
IDR 5 million per night.
- Five is this.
- That's three.
Let's count. One, two, three, four, five.
Not bad, huh?
I've got a cheap room for you guys,
The one Nyi Roro Kidul used to stay in.
- We're good.
- Come on.
Thank you, but we're good.
You can see a horse carriage
fly through the wall at 2:00 a.m.
No, thanks.
Or film a TikTok.
Come on.
- It's okay.
- Come on.
No, thank you.
Well? Feeling embarrassed yet?
My employees are staring.
Drink up.
What do we do now?
We have to act fast before they do.
Who should we call?
The senior agencies!
It's obvious.
This agent was so handsome
that during the war
the enemy wanted to marry him.
He looks dangerous.
This agent once dreamed of a ghost
but the ghost repented.
It was a Muslim jinn.
That's crazy.
And the third agent
has been shot 78 times!
And he survived.
If John Wick ran into him,
he'd kneel right down!
Absolutely.
Gosh. They got hit.
What now?
So you guys can't go skydiving tomorrow?
What do you think?
How are they gonna go skydiving
when they're wrapped up like a present?
Who should we send?
And this one's vibrating.
Is he a phone on silent mode?
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
What now? Who should we send?
Thanks for making time
to meet with us, ma'am.
We sell honey.
You're welcome.
What are you selling?
Like I said earlier, we sell honey.
I even brought the hive.
Feel free to taste our honey.
- Yes, ma'am.
- Please.
I assure you, ours is premium honey,
and completely organic.
- Let me have a taste.
- Please.
- How is it?
- Give us your honest opinion.
It's
- Tastes like
- Like what?
Like
- Like what?
- Just like
Honey!
She's a little slow, isn't she?
I bet she never had a wasp sting.
Gosh.
- Are you okay?
- Hold on.
I feel dizzy.
Ma'am!
Gosh.
Ma'am?
Ma'am?
Hi, Mae.
- Hi, Aep.
- Mae.
How about watering my heart?
Sure, I'll water it.
Really?
With gasoline.
My love will burn even hotter.
Mae, watch out.
Why?
Your looks are lethal.
- Aep.
- Mae.
Can you step back?
Because my looks are lethal?
You stepped on my grass.
- Back up. Keep going.
- More?
- All the way to Palembang.
- Long-distance relationship?
Don't miss me.
Watch it.
Quick, grab the valuables in this house.
Got it.
Look, a charger!
Why bother stealing a phone charger?
My battery is low. This is valuable.
Grab something big and expensive!
- Like what?
- Like this TV!
This is massive.
If we watch Daus Mini with this,
he's no longer mini.
- Bayu.
- What?
Put it back for a bit.
Wait.
- We came here on a bike.
- And?
It won't fit. People will notice.
The car.
Idiot.
Even a TV won't fit on the bike,
let alone a car!
Hey, idiot.
We take the car home,
and leave our bike here.
It's a trade-in.
I agree.
Sorry, Bay.
Careful.
- Slowly.
- Hey!
Are you technicians?
- Yeah.
- I see.
The LCD is busted.
Oh, the LCD.
Careful, or you'll damage it even more.
Keys for the bike.
- It's a trade-in.
- Right.
We're in a hurry.
- I'll guide you out.
- Okay.
Thank you.
- You're welcome.
- Thank you.
Back up.
Wait.
Something feels off.
Ma'am!
Ma'am!
She's passed out. Ma'am!
Is she breathing?
Hey!
- Sir!
- What are you doing?
Sir. I Ma'am Sleep.
- Who said okay?
- I'm not asking for permission.
But just now, I
Did she I mean
How dare you do as you please!
She passed out, so I
did it on the floor.
Unbelievable! I'm calling security!
I'm the security.
- Where are you going? Hey!
- No! Please!
Hey!
Whose bike is this?
Enough of this! You're way overdue!
I don't want to hear excuses like
your family is sick or your husband left.
You were supposed to pay last month.
Pay up now!
Pay up! Now or...
I see you haven't shaved.
I have.
Nope. Come on in.
No need, I appreciate it.
Aren't you here for my money?
Congrats, your debt is settled!
Watch it!
Stop running!
Stop!
Where do you think you're going! Stop!
Stop right there!
- Come here! Stop running!
- Miss!
Can I borrow that?
Not this one. I have another.
- Let me borrow that, thanks.
- Stop running!
Get back here!
Are you ready to order?
You have feet?
Yes, arms too. Fingers and all.
No, I mean cow feet soup.
You should've said so. Left or right foot?
They're the same.
The right one's against the goalie.
- The left one?
- Specialized in free kicks.
I'll take the left one. I'm a lefty.
Pick a cow color.
White, brown or striped?
- White.
- We're out.
- Brown.
- We're out.
Striped.
That's a Juventus cow.
- Yeah.
- We're out of that too.
We've been talking about cows,
and they're sold out.
What do you have?
Chicken feet soup.
Whatever. Hurry up.
Please wait.
Only IDR 80,000.
And it comes in late,
but they want good education.
Might as well
give the lecturers free lunch.
I'm back.
You seem really busy.
- You didn't even notice me.
- You're back.
I'm grading students' papers.
Have you thought about changing jobs?
Change jobs?
Let me break it down for you.
You know I've been passionate
about teaching.
If you look around our house,
you'll see my awards all over the walls
honoring me
as a top lecturer in Indonesia.
Now consider this,
if I changed my job,
what would become
of the 2045 golden generation?
What golden generation?
Generation...
You get paid IDR 80,000,
yet a protester gets paid IDR 100,000.
Dear, we're broke.
The students you teach graduate,
get jobs, and become rich,
while we're still struggling here.
Look.
See this hole in my dress?
I feel bad asking you for money,
but have you no pity for me?
It's similar to the national budget.
Okay, new dress.
And this too.
What?
My bra's worn out.
Get me a new bra too.
I feel embarrassed hanging it outside.
The one hanging in front is yours, right?
Fine. New dress and a bra.
I'll get you a plain bra.
No, I want a frilly one.
Why?
I must one up the neighbors.
Okay. A new dress and frilly bra.
Then, I'll make barendo egg for you.
This could be a paper.
How bras and dresses
affect domestic harmony.
Google.
Google,
look up job listings.
You seem to need a bra more.
Right.
Google's creepy now.
Jo.
- What?
- Take this to that customer.
Which one?
The one sitting down.
That one?
You're super friendly with customers.
- No problem. I can take care of it.
- That's good.
I'm tired, I need a break.
- Okay, take it easy over there.
- Got it.
Here you go. Enjoy.
Chicken feet soup.
That's not my order.
Excuse me. That's mine.
- Oh, right, you're over there.
- Always have been.
Sir, don't take the food
if it isn't yours.
How is this my fault?
Wait for your turn.
Enjoy your chicken feet soup.
- Oops.
- Are you kidding me?
I know you're hungry, but don't rush.
You spilled everything.
Have extra clothes?
Of course not! I'm here to eat, not swim!
Watch where you're going!
Don't be rude!
My eyes are working fine.
You're just starving.
You get impatient looking at chicken feet.
Impatient? You're the one
with bad eyesight!
- Are you cursing me?
- Hey.
His eyes may be like this,
but he owns a glasses store.
Then why bother working here?
You can't do your job right.
It's my passion.
You think this is a passion show?
I'm gonna expose you!
- Bring it.
- Just you wait!
My phone's in the car.
Can you get it for me?
Should've had a driver join you.
He doesn't like your food.
He prefers warteg.
Stingy!
I could afford both your lives!
But your eyes are not worth it.
- I'll call your manager!
- Go ahead, call him.
He'll take our side.
He knows we're working hard.
He loves us.
Are you challenging me?
Go ahead and call him.
Manager! Your crew ganged up on me!
Next time, don't yell at customers!
Go away!
Hello, guys. Welcome back to Fadhol Shop.
Today's special,
red onions on sale for IDR 50,000...
Someone commented,
"Do you have a couple's whip?"
Of course.
"Hey, man, got any cool beats?"
Of course.
"Got any snacks for someone in an LDR?"
Dilan, the taste that leaves you longing.
Chocolatos with Italian-style chocolate.
"Got any second-hand tuyul?"
All we have here is a 67-year-old tuyul
who likes riding big bikes.
Go on. Carry on with your online shop.
What's next, selling national secrets?
I'm sorry, sir.
I'll report you to anti-corruption.
I'm so sorry.
See you, guys. The tuyul's mad.
I feel like there's no end to this.
Shoo.
What are you? You're made of wood.
Look at yourself, short and scruffy.
Your head's made of coconut!
And you're skinny with long nails.
Don't you go to school?
Are you malnourished?
No, you're malnourished!
No, you!
And you're toothless!
Come on, why are you fighting?
Cut it out.
You're both figurines.
Silence, workshop tiles!
Or I'll rip your mouth open!
They can talk?
God, please help me!
Hey, spineless.
Look how diligent you are,
cleaning the cabinet and all.
Are you the president?
I'm not spineless.
Just flexible.
Why are you here?
- Are you done with work?
- Obviously.
I finished trimming
all the grass and plants.
Mahowk style.
You mean mohawk?
No, mohawk goes front to back.
But mahowk goes like this.
Lame.
- What?
- Your jokes.
Go away.
Spineless.
It hurts!
What's with him?
My Lord.
Come to us.
My Lord.
Come to us.
Sweet tea, sir, ma'am?
Your tea's here. Enjoy.
See what I'm doing?
Pinching nipples?
It's a ritual!
Ma'am asked for tea.
Get out.
A chicken?
Botched it.
Dodged it.
Let's restart.
My Lord.
Come to us.
My Lord.
Come to us.
Delivery!
The delivery's here?
Ma'am's delivery.
They had a free-shipping promo for 11-11.
Karbol.
Sir, it's Sardol.
Whatever. Leave!
Yes, sir.
- Where are you going?
- To open the package.
Do it later.
- We're doing the ritual.
- Okay.
Let's go again. Focus now.
Can't the vacuum wait?
Sorry, ma'am set vacuuming
on Mondays and Thursdays.
I changed the schedule!
To when?
To Thursday and Monday.
That's the same thing.
Get out!
I promise that's the last one.
Come on, focus.
My Lord.
Come to us.
My Lord.
Come to us.
My Lord.
Come to us.
It tickles.
My Lord.
Thank you for coming, My Lord.
You look incredible,
almost like you took a shower this time.
I mean
Your style is perfect.
The red suits you so much,
the belt, the accessories.
I'm loving your style...
Gendis. Enough.
Why did you summon me?
We've found the skull
of the evil incarnate.
But
We still can't cast a curse
on the entire cabinet.
What should we do?
- What's that?
- What's that?
Your anniversary.
The curse must be cast
on your wedding anniversary.
Perfect timing.
It's almost our anniversary.
- Congrats.
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
- Invite me.
Of course. We're planning
to invite a few orphans.
- Yeah.
- Nothing too fancy.
- Can we focus now?
- Yeah.
What's wrong, My Lord?
Eight.
I demand eight lives as sacrifices.
Eight human sacrifices?
But remember, when you perform the ritual,
complete it before dawn.
If you're too late,
you two will
Trip?
Die!
And your bodies will
- Die?
- Explode.
See you.
For the eight people
Men or women?
Men.
So we need eight men to be the sacrifice.
And their ages?
Around 18 to 30, or older, like 40 to 60?
18 to 35.
- Okay.
- Okay.
And do they have to be virgins?
I don't care, it's up to you.
I'm out of here.
Just making sure.
Where do we get eight people for this?
We could use our staff.
We only have three left.
They could work.
But we need eight.
You always sacrifice people
like they're throwaway snacks.
- Pack.
- Wack!
- Stack!
- Quack!
That's a rack!
How about a smack?
Still, we need to find eight people.
Easy.
Let's post a job vacancy.
We're putting a job listing?
Okay.
I can't. It's broken.
What are you doing?
It won't turn on.
Just press the power button. See?
You rely on magic all the time.
Use your head. Now type.
What's the big deal?
We were using magic before,
but now I can't?
I'm always wrong.
"Looking to hire eight men,
between 18 to 35."
That's right after Maghrib.
Half past six.
Indro sir!
- What?
- Look.
We detected an internet ID
from Deserted Island
sending an email to a recruitment agency.
They're looking for two security guards,
three gardeners, two cooks,
and one English tutor.
Single applicants preferred.
Oki, I heard they need eight people.
There's definitely a connection
to the planned attack.
But what for?
Indro.
Who were you talking to?
You were over there?
I thought you were here.
You were talking to yourself.
I'll say it again. So...
No need, I heard it from the bathroom.
So I'm thinking we could send
our remote-controlled surveillance drones.
One of our advanced tech.
So the satellite could take pictures.
That sounds expensive.
We can use our local drone.
What's a local drone?
This.
My mom's spirit.
We could summon her.
Your mom is made of drone?
She's not a robot.
Isn't this the pig shape-shifting ritual?
Calm down, Indro. Look.
The doll is shaped like a human,
not a pig.
Just go with it.
I'm about to summon it.
A spirit.
Inang, Inang.
Inang's spirit.
Inang, Inang.
Inang's spirit.
I need your help.
Why are you summoning me?
What's wrong with you? I was asleep.
Sorry, Mom.
Unbelievable.
You summoned me
with an ugly doll like this?
Lucky it wasn't
a shape-shifting pig that came.
I told you so.
Pick a nicer doll,
like a Barbie or something.
Sorry, Mom.
How are you, Oki?
Are you married yet?
Not yet.
You're so pathetic.
Mom, I want to ask you a favor.
Can you check out an island
in the Thousand Islands?
Are you serious? Use a drone!
I told you to use a drone.
Don't side with her.
This involves Ki Bagus and Ni Gendis.
What? What happened?
Want me to fight them?
They're my nemeses!
The thing is,
they're looking for eight people.
Who knows what they're going to do?
Fine. I'll go take a look.
Now we wait.
I hope my mom finds something.
Sacrifices!
They want sacrifices!
They'll chop those eight people
to turn them into offerings.
What else?
Are you writing a recipe?
How do we stop them?
Snatch the skull before dawn.
And one more thing.
Don't let them
snap their fingers like this.
That's where their magic comes from.
I'm just a high schooler.
In my first year.
Hey!
Why are you so in sync?
We're from the same generation.
You're high-fiving a spirit.
Get a grip.
Thank you so much, Mom.
What do we do now?
What's next?
Play dangdut music?
I have a solution.
We'll pretend to be a recruitment agency.
We reply to their email,
saying we can provide eight workers there.
Not bad.
Good idea.
I thought that's how
you're supposed to high-five?
It didn't work because she's a ghost.
Just do the usual with me.
Elderly are just so stubborn.
You two look familiar.
Have you ever been to Bekasi Indah?
No, we never went there,
and we never stole a TV and a car.
Maybe you hadn't had breakfast that day,
so you were seeing things, feeling dizzy.
You probably mistook us.
Maybe.
The porridge stall always sold out fast.
You were wrong.
Candidates for the cook position.
- We're cooks.
- We're cooks.
- We've got this.
- We've got this.
- Make way, cutie.
- Excuse me.
Bay.
No need. What for?
Forget it.
Here for the cook position?
- Yes, sir.
- Yes, sir.
What dishes can you make?
You know, I...
I'm a noodle master.
I can cook any noodle.
But there's one thing I don't like.
Being poor?
No, migraine.
And you? What can you make?
Dogfruit stew.
Can you make a stir-fry dish?
Yes, stir-fry dog fruit.
Dogfruit again?
Padang cuisine?
I sure can.
Balado beef jerky.
Very diverse.
With dog fruit garnish.
Still on it.
Felix and Bayu.
You two friends?
We're besties.
Wrong number.
This is a tough field job,
so you need to be in good shape.
I'm fit and healthy.
And my friend, Felix, is fit too,
but he's just an idiot.
Who are you calling an idiot?
I'm not an idiot.
I'm just dumb.
You see?
- Mr. Andro.
- Sir.
You're a professor, but you're applying
to be an English tutor.
Why?
I need money, sir.
For what?
To buy a dress and a bra.
For my wife.
I can't afford that
with a professor's salary.
Especially a frilly bra.
Those are expensive.
Aep and Jerry,
applying to be security guards?
- Yes, sir!
- Yes, sir!
What martial arts can you do?
I can do karate, silat, boxing,
and Smackdown!
Permission to speak!
As for me, I can do Brazilian jiujitsu,
kendo, samurai,
takoyaki, dorayaki, sushi,
sashimi, Shizuka
That's Doraemon.
- Can you recite Ayat Kursi from the Quran?
- I can.
I don't know about him, though.
I can't, sir.
But why would I need to recite Ayat Kursi?
If there's a tuyul in the kitchen,
you can chase them out.
Ever been chased by a kuntilanak?
This must be a psych test question.
You got me.
Never have been.
If you died, would anyone look for you?
Yes, my wife.
I haven't bought her dress and bra.
Wait a minute.
Is this a psych test,
or is it actually about the job?
It's not like that.
Do you have any medical conditions?
We're allergic to sirens.
Wee-woo wee-woo.
Let's see you two fight.
Are you two cats in heat?
Your job is to stop them.
How?
Take the skull they're using before dawn.
And you, Fadhol, your job is to help them.
Yes, sir.
You're the key to the mission's success.
- Okay?
- Yes, sir.
You'll be doing a physical test today.
Everyone ready?
Yes!
Take your positions!
We have to commit.
Ready or not, let's just send them.
If they die, their problem.
Nimble hands.
Even though they're not a goalkeeper.
This is nasty!
You know what it tastes like?
Like afterlife torture!
I hope their boss
doesn't get diarrhea from this.
Forget diarrhea,
they'll go into a coma.
We're sending you to a family,
a married couple.
The husband is Ki Bagus,
and the wife is Ni Gendis.
Where do they live?
They live in the Thousand Islands,
on the northernmost island,
Deserted Island.
Sorry, but
does that mean the island isn't deserted?
Since they live there.
Come on, the Thousand Islands
don't actually have 1,000 islands.
And Pulomas doesn't have any gold.
You'll be leaving on the boat behind you.
Go ahead.
Deserted Island, here we come!
TO BE THE SCARIESRule number one of haunting,
don't be dramatic.
Don't move around too much.
Just stay still, stand there,
and show your most terrifying look.
Show me
your best scary face.
There you go! Great!
Yes! Good!
This one's a dud.
Come on, be scary.
Rule number two,
once the humans start getting scared,
follow up with a creepy chuckle.
Go!
Hey!
Not ha ha!
Control your pitch!
Now, everyone!
You'll practice more with me after this.
Everyone!
Come on, pocong!
You call that a jump?
So weak. Low blood pressure?
Quit pulling all-nighters. Try again.
Now that's perfect!
Solid jump, like a real pocong.
Keep practicing.
Excuse me.
Your snacks.
Cong, this is my snack.
If you want some,
Bayu's all yours.
Hey, stop! Where are you going?
We're not done here!
Come back!
Gosh.
He took off on his own.
You're all undead.
Dead but alive.
Undead.
Long live the dead!
Basically, you're here
to protect this island.
Make sure you don't get hit so hard
that you die.
Even though you're already dead,
but alive.
You're basically a living corpse.
Alive in death, get it?
That's that.
Kuntilanak these days are so sensitive.
I scolded them a bit
and they had a meltdown.
That's Gen Z kuntilanak for you.
You have it easy.
Last night I trained a pocong.
It was a mess.
- Why?
- A pocong who can't jump?
The one time he did,
he stepped on a cigarette butt.
The pocong should've worn sandals.
Do you think
they'll make us the sacrifice?
I hope not.
I'm still saving up for college.
Then go and ask them.
You should go.
You go.
No way, you go.
- You should.
- No, you do it.
Stop arguing.
I'll go and ask.
Sir.
He has something to say.
Me?
- What's up, Dodol?
- It's Sardol, sir.
So you see, we're
Well, you know.
So how do we
How about it?
What?
Are we three
really going to be the sacrifice?
We won't sacrifice you.
Who's gonna help us clean up
after the sacrifice?
Us.
- Who's gonna dig up the graves?
- Us.
If the sacrifice goes wrong,
who's gonna replace them?
Us?
Just don't pick me, okay?
Demons have standards.
They prefer someone good-looking.
Maybe Bagas will go first.
I told you I'm good-looking.
You call that good-looking?
The demon's clearly blind.
If a sacrifice has to be good-looking,
I'm the best one here.
I'm still above you in terms of looks.
I'm better looking.
- I am!
- Me!
- Fine, you!
- Yeah! I'll be the sacrifice!
Looks like they've arrived.
Bayu, go fetch them.
Yes, ma'am.
Sardol, go ship the yard.
Ship?
Sweep.
Yes, sir.
Where do I go?
Go away.
Away where?
We're almost there!
- Is this the Deserted Island?
- Yes.
We're here.
Welcome, everyone.
Thank you.
How was the trip?
I feel a bit dizzy from the boat.
I was the same at first,
but not anymore.
You must be used to it by now.
I passed out.
I thought because you enjoyed the trip.
You're funny, salt farmer.
Let's go. It's a short walk from here.
- What if it's far?
- Yes, it is.
WELCOME TO DESERTED ISLAND.
Aji, hold on.
What?
That's a lot of skulls.
That's decoration.
Kota Tua has a lot of those too.
For the aesthetics.
- Aesthetic?
- Yeah.
I don't get it, my home decor is pathetic.
Come on.
- Mister.
- Yes?
- How much farther?
- We're almost there.
Something far would be Alaska.
Feels like
a T-Rex could show up at any time.
Nonsense. T-Rex went extinct ages ago.
But Godzilla? Maybe.
Godzilla lives in the swamp.
Let's just follow the cowboy wannabe.
- Whatever.
- Hey!
Why do you keep veering left?
This way.
Sardol, they're here. Call the boss.
Okay.
Welcome to the Deserted Island.
- Thank you, sir.
- Thank you, sir.
Hello, I'm Bagus.
And I'm Gendis.
Together, we are
- Married!
- Married!
These three are your colleagues.
This is Bagas,
Bayu in the middle,
and that's cat poop.
Sir, I'm Sardol.
There's cat poop over there.
Please clean it up.
That one's Sardol.
We're thrilled to have new sacrifices...
I mean, new employees in this house.
You're here to help us prepare
for a wedding anniversary.
Permission to speak!
Whose wedding anniversary?
Your father's.
Ours, of course.
Wishing you a blessed and happy marriage.
- Amen.
- Thank you.
Any questions?
Sir.
Over there.
Look at my face when you talk to me.
I was born this way.
I see.
- How many fingers?
- Seven.
It's four.
Four?
I want to ask, do employees here
get days off to go home?
Yes. Once a month.
Well,
go to the afterlife.
To where?
Alam Sutera.
Do you have a set payday each month?
On the 1st.
But before that, you'll already be dead.
Be what?
It'll be deposited!
That's cool.
If that's all the questions, come with me.
You'll start working.
Yes, sir.
I'll show you your accommodation.
Excuse me, sir.
Are these piles of dirt a graveyard?
This is a potato field.
I'm dieting, so I avoid rice.
So you only eat potatoes?
And lontong.
Isn't that just rice cake?
Wow, the yard is huge, huh?
This is your room.
You can put your stuff down
and get changed.
There's no AC in this room.
But the air is
quite hot.
During the day.
- At night
- Cold?
Even hotter.
That's funny.
Just kidding, no need to be so tense.
Go ahead and get changed.
Each bed has your name on it.
- Thank you, sir.
- Thank you, ma'am.
- We'll wait for you out front.
- Okay.
Here it is.
I'm so hungry.
That's my bed.
- Want some?
- I brought snacks too.
Here.
Chocolatos.
- Thanks.
- You're welcome.
- You're so kind.
- I've got more.
Two for IDR 4,000.
I'm a sculptor.
So I take humans
I mean stones,
to make sculptures like this.
Look, a statue of a cook.
It looks just like a real person!
You must be very talented.
What tools did you use?
Witchcraft.
Woodcraft.
Woodcraft.
You'll be working here.
Ma'am, is this the kitchen?
Of course not.
I shower here,
and my husband poops there,
so we can still talk.
Yes, it's a kitchen!
Did you think it was the bathroom?
What food do you like?
We'll make it for you.
Anything.
The ingredients are all here.
Feel free to choose.
We have beef,
chicken wings,
and
The previous cook's kidney.
I like your jokes.
That's not a joke.
Get to work.
She's just joking.
We'll settle in fine.
The boss is a jokester.
No wonder she still looks young.
Look, there are beef, chicken
Kidneys.
That's goat kidney.
It looks like that. Similar to ours.
The one below is
kid-knee.
Kidney, kid-knee.
It's a joke, like ma'am.
Whatever, let's cook.
Here's the route for your daily rounds.
- Yes, sir!
- Yes, sir!
Why am I so tired running here?
Yeah. Why is that?
Are you afraid of ghosts?
No, sir!
I'm afraid of being broke!
Sir. Me too.
Chop down the trees here,
and there, and clean up everything.
And dig up a big hole
that can fit eight people.
Eight people lying flat or standing up?
Eight letters. Drop dead.
You, yellow Doraemon, follow me.
- I'm Fadhol.
- Whatever.
The attic's got rats. Follow me.
Let's begin.
Got it.
It's pitch black.
And it smells.
It smells like rats.
Hurry up!
I can't stand it.
Reeks of dead rats.
There's the root of it!
Yikes!
What?
If a house rat scares you,
imagine a government rat.
Read this sentence and fill in the blanks.
Let's begin.
200?
I thought
But to me, you look
39.5 years old.
That's the same thing.
By the way, how do I say
"I want to cut you up into pieces"
in English?
Are you up for learning grammar?
But who is that meant for?
For you.
I mean, for chickens.
I want to tell the chickens
I want to cut them up.
Then, how do I say
"I want to drink your blood"?
How about another sentence?
Something easier to learn?
No?
That is
How about,
"I want to kill you
tomorrow, during the full moon."
How do I say that?
Well
You've got a knack for humor.
Keep going.
Split it into two, four on each side.
Split it into two, four on each side.
Line them up.
Line them up.
Come on. Keep moving.
Be careful not to break the table.
Be careful not to...
Sardol!
You've just been repeating what we say.
Sorry, sir.
Go help out instead. Get some help!
Yes, sir.
Is that everything?
Yes, sir.
Appreciate all your help.
You're welcome, sir.
Now, everyone, take a break
and make sure to eat a lot.
We've prepared lots of yummy food.
Thank you.
But don't eat pizza.
Why not?
We didn't order any.
Come on.
Such a jokester.
- You've earned your break.
- Go on.
- Sleep well.
- See you.
Enjoy the food.
Have fun, everyone.
- Bye.
- Bye.
Fresh shrimp.
Please try the sambal.
Finish them, okay?
Thanks.
Thank you.
Aep. Come sit and eat.
You've been staring at that painting.
Who's in that painting with them?
She looks familiar, but I can't remember.
I know. Her name was
Nyi Roro
Kidal.
Nyi Roro Kidal.
"Kidal"? No wonder she uses her left hand.
Is that Messi's mom?
Who's that one?
That one?
Yeah.
That's Mr. Bagus.
That's him?
Why is his body red?
Your eyes need to get checked.
The red one is the neighborhood head.
He must be an MU fan.
Fadhol, say something.
You're usually loud when selling stuff.
Now we're all here, let's chat.
He's mixed.
Where are you from?
Hold up. Don't you mean,
"Where are you from?"
Oh, it's changed now?
It's always been that way.
So you're just Javanese?
What a fraud. Ngising.
Invite me next time.
Enough.
Stop acting all English.
Your face looks like a basin.
Hey, bro.
Why do you want to work here?
You know, I need the money.
My family needs food.
Simple, for new dresses and bras.
What?
For my wife.
- Carry on.
- Guys,
are you all getting drowsy?
- Yeah.
- Right.
- I want to rest my eyes.
- Me too.
It's strange.
Sardol?
Are you tying me up?
Fadhol!
Hey!
Look, we're all tied up.
Guys! Wake up!
Why are we tied up?
Why are we tied up?
Are we getting cooked?
Soon, you'll be entering the afterlife!
Afterlife again?
Antlions move backward!
Antlions out of nowhere?
"Antlions move backward?"
They move sideways.
Forget antlions.
Who cares about antlion,
lionfish or catfish. Ignore it!
After 75 long years, tonight is the night
we carry out our plan.
What are you planning?
We'll put a curse on the government
and take over this country
using that skull,
and all of you will be the sacrifice!
Enough!
Bayu.
Bagas.
Sardol.
Get out.
Sorry, guys,
just take the lesson from this.
What's the lesson in being sacrificed!
Sorry, I've got five kids.
Sorry, I still have
college tuition to pay.
Dol! Help us out!
Calm down, no need to panic.
Antlions move forward!
Enough with antlions! We're about to die!
Quiet!
My Lord.
Come to us.
My Lord.
Come to us.
My Lord.
- You called?
- Here's the sweet tea.
Enjoy.
Apologies.
I only made two.
I didn't know we have a guest.
Go away!
- Are you ready...
- Hey.
Neighborhood head.
Can you help us?
That's a jinn, idiot!
Not the neighborhood head.
Now jinns can become
the neighborhood head?
You've prepared eight...
You're a jinn, right?
And?
- Does being jinn come with an internship?
- No!
That would fall under labor laws.
I see you have brains.
Don't eat me. Take the one with the afro.
He tastes like broccoli.
No!
Don't do it. I'm a poisonous mushroom.
I like poison.
Is everything ready?
Yes, My Lord.
Eight offerings for you.
They smell of poverty.
You never said no poor people.
You just said men aged 18-35,
no details about wealth.
Right. Fine, let's begin.
Yes.
Let's go.
O sovereign jinn,
grant us the power
to take over this country.
O sovereign jinn,
grant us the power
to take over this country.
I'm going to die here! I'm dead!
We couldn't sit idly by.
O sovereign jinn,
grant us the power
to take over this country.
Where are the sacrifices?
Look.
No!
Find those eight sacrifices
no matter what!
If you don't, you'll explode.
Yes, My Lord.
I'll be back.
Call the squad.
Who?
Kuntilanak, bencong
I meant Pocong.
Tuyul and the undead.
The undead.
Capture those eight sacrifices
and bring them here alive.
Antlions move upward!
- Quickly!
- Enough about antlions!
Antlions move upward!
Let's split up!
That'll throw them off.
Bagas, open it!
- Hurry up!
- Be patient!
Be patient. It's difficult to open.
You live here, you should know!
- I don't know!
- Guys.
Someone grabbed my leg.
Me too.
What are you talking about!
Ever tried a salon?
Black teeth and messy hair,
Don't you have a comb?
You're so heavy.
Do you not socialize?
You're so aggressive!
We just met!
Don't choke me! I don't have a neck!
I can't breathe!
Help!
Help!
I can't breathe!
Remember, Fadhol.
Antlions move sideways.
Antlions move sideways.
Antlions move sideways!
I'm not afraid of ghosts!
I'm not afraid of ghosts!
I'm not afraid of ghosts!
Aren't you a tough one?
Take this, crocodile-bread punch!
Aji! Johan!
I just remembered. Antlions move sideways.
Who are you guys?
We are
Your job is to stop them.
How?
Take the skull they're using before dawn.
I'll bring in seven dormant agents.
TEMPORARILY NONFUNCTIONAL AGENTS.
You'll be the only one conscious.
When you feel the time is right,
wake those seven agents.
Yes, sir.
Why not have all of them conscious?
After each agent completes a mission,
I wipe their memory
to spare them trauma.
When it's time for duty, I wake them up.
This'll be a tough one.
Hey!
I'm out!
Use everything you can!
- Not my appendix scar!
- Shut up!
No weapons.
Fine!
You smashed the PC?
The files are safe.
Spare me! I'm getting married tomorrow!
Drop dead!
Enjoy.
For this mission, I won't wake them up
because I need to fool
Bagus and Gendis into thinking
they are genuinely poor.
To refresh their memory,
you need a code.
What is it?
Ant move side.
Antlions move sideways.
Nice!
- It's not a pantun.
- Nice!
- No!
- Nice!
Say it once more.
Done.
But I don't think it's right.
Don't antlions move like
Backward?
You're outdated.
Gen Z antlions don't move like that.
Like this.
But I think it's backward.
It's in their name.
If they move sideways,
they'd be called amping-amping.
That's not important.
We don't have much time.
Let's catch up with others!
Run!
Ouch!
Are they after us?
So scary!
Ouch.
How did I end up like this?
Who's stupid enough
to dig a hole here?
It hurts.
Right.
Honestly.
Whoever dug this must be stupid.
It definitely wasn't us.
Yeah. It wasn't this big before.
Shut up!
But there's no need to worry.
Good thing we fell into a potato field.
If it were a graveyard,
we'd be swarmed by the undead.
You jinxed it.
See? Be careful with your words!
Over there!
Over here too?
What do we do?
Hurry!
There they are!
Antlions move sideways!
Pozonk!
Pocong.
Don't be scared.
- He's tied up.
- Exactly.
How about we put this pocong
back in the dirt?
Come back here!
- Come on!
- Where are you going?
- Where are you going?
- On three.
One, two, three!
If you're dead, then stay dead!
Stop scaring people.
Bayu, Felix, Andro, are you guys okay?
- We're good.
- Of course.
That's quite a number.
We should catch up
to Aep, Jerry and Sardol.
- Let's go.
- Before they get hurt!
Stop!
I think we should be safe here.
Right?
Antlions move sideways!
Take this kick!
- Ghost-busting punch!
- Have mercy!
Get away from me!
Go for the goal!
This isn't soccer.
Are you all okay? What's the score?
3-0.
Guys, let's huddle.
What's next, Fadhol?
We need to go back and grab the skull.
The three of us will help you.
Appreciate it.
Here's what we'll do.
- Help!
- Oh, my God.
They're not scared!
Ghosts!
Our minions!
Help!
Fearless people!
Their kid?
That's a tuyul.
Why are they scared?
I seek refuge in Allah
from the accursed Satan.
In the name of God, the Most Gracious,
the Most Merciful.
We're not afraid of ghosts!
Come at us, shaman!
Time for the dog-and-rabbit spell!
Which is which?
You be the dog.
No, you're dog.
- You dog.
- No, you.
- Fine, I'll do rabbit.
- So I'm the dog.
It's not strong enough!
Aim the skull!
You think you can defeat us?
- I'm sorry! Spare us!
- I'm not married yet!
Let's finish them off.
Traitors!
Now crow!
Take that!
My love, time's almost up.
Time for our ultimate technique!
Snap of death!
Let me go.
We got them!
Let me go!
Let me go!
The sun is up!
My love!
My love, I don't want to part from you!
My love!
- Explode.
- Explode.
We're back.
Dol?
You were the cemani chicken?
Stop it. You're human again.
Awesome.
- We're human again!
- We're back!
Get the skull.
This is the nation's way of honoring
your invaluable service.
On behalf of the country,
we give you the Anam Adhikari Award,
to the nameless heroes,
for unwavering courage,
in carrying out a secret mission
for the country.
Please enjoy.
No.
What to enjoy?
Mr. President, with all due respect,
we from
the Republic Intelligence Agency propose
adding three more members
whose contributions
are as significant as these eight,
and awarding them the same recognition.
Sure. Please enjoy.
You three, come here.
Please, step forward.
- Would you like to work with me?
- Yes, sir.
Why the head shake?
It's a habit.
Okay.
Mr. President.
Once again, thank you for your hard work.
Congratulations on the award.
Comic 8!
New team!
- My love.
- Yes, my love?
This skull is quite cozy.
I agree.
We will get our revenge.
Hey! You damned inlanders!
Who are you?
THE LOVE OF GOD ALMIGHTY
Little skull, look at me.
- This one.
- No, this.
- This.
- No, this.
We're looking for
the Dutch Governor's skull.
There's no Dutch person
named Otong Surodong.
- What?
- Read.
You should see an ophthalmologist.
Have some pride.
What shaman visits a doctor?
Make sure it's the right skull.
Don't mess it up again.
Check if it has a gold tooth
up on the left side.
Found it.
Now that we have the skull, we can begin.
Go see a dentist. Your breath stinks.
Have some pride.
What shaman visits a doctor?
Hey!
Who are you?
- Who?
- Guess who?
Who?
Mongol!
So you're with Adul now?
Adul? I'm Kiky.
- Kiky.
- Kiky Saputri.
I'm just kidding.
You're on the show Lapar Gak, right?
That's right.
- What's a celebrity doing here this late?
- We're filming.
And that skull?
It's a prop.
It's a horror movie.
Even that exhumed grave?
Yeah.
Believe us now?
Right.
Then, if you'll excuse us.
Hold on, Kiky.
Since you got married,
I haven't seen you moan on TV.
Can you do it just once for me?
- I'm too embarrassed now.
- Do it, come on.
My turn.
No, yours are creepy.
Bye.
Wait, Kiky.
Can I see that skull?
That soto stall's been waiting.
- He's been there since evening.
- Yeah!
- Soto, mister?
- Enjoy some.
And it's free.
Thank you, Kiky.
Kiky? Adul.
Just kidding.
Nice.
Here you go.
Looks good.
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
Come on.
- I need to report it, sir!
- Sir!
Make way!
- Excuse me.
- Your comment, sir?
After this, okay? Sorry.
Indro.
What's going on?
Why do you need me at the scene?
This is wild.
The culprit dug up two graves
but only took one skull.
You normally don't believe in this stuff.
You're the expert in this stuff.
You specialize in the occult,
so I brought you in.
How much does a skull cost?
Don't ask me, I don't sell them.
So why did they take it?
They must have their reasons.
To make rings, maybe.
Exactly like that one. Skull ring.
You're the culprit, right?
This is just a ring! It's different.
Never mind that.
Go find evidence or something
so we can wrap it up.
How did you fall asleep here?
Do you remember
what happened here last night?
What's the last thing you remember?
MILITARY MOTIVATION SESSION.
Who are you?
We are soldiers!
Where are your eyes?
Here are my eyes!
On the lookout left and right!
Incredible!
All right, could you share
how your career went
from serving in the army
to being appointed
deputy defense minister?
My strength was my courage.
When I served in the navy,
I saw a submarine and devoured it!
He ate pempek! Impressive!
A soldier through and through!
Carry on, sir.
A torpedo struck my submarine.
I pierced through it!
Tongseng!
Incredible! A real warrior!
Anything else?
Sir?
Sir?
Calm down.
I've served in the jungle.
That snake could keep you fed
for two weeks.
What do you mean?
It's a king cobra!
Watch out, it's deadly!
I'll turn you into rica-rica snake!
Hey.
You just can't stop, huh?
My dear, my darling, my love.
You've grown so powerful,
you can curse government officials now.
But, my love, unfortunately we can
only reach as far as deputy ministers.
We can't reach the higher officials.
My love.
Why don't we report to our Lord?
You're right.
You're so clever.
You're so handsome.
You're so sweet.
You're so charming.
You're the best.
You're the bestest for seven generations,
seven lifetimes
Enough.
Come on, babe.
I'll cut your throat.
I'll pull your intestines out.
- I'll spank you.
- Yes, please.
Just a bit.
- No. Enough.
- Come on.
Voodoo?
Who could've done this?
BLACK CHICKEN FEATHER
AN AGENT FOUND 87 CASES OF BLACK MAGIC
A PARLIAMENT MEMBER GOT BEWITCHED
These cases are similar.
LIST OF OCCULT ATTACKS
"Ki Bagus."
"Ni Gendis."
"Ki Bagus, Ni Gendis."
Have a seat.
Let's begin the cooperative meeting.
"Coordination," sir.
Okay if you want to change it to that.
How's Major General Yusuf doing now?
He's stable.
But still afraid of snakes.
So be careful when talking to him.
Don't stick out your tongue,
hiss, or shake your body.
Does he hold any national secret codes?
He has the launch codes
for the navy's long-range missiles.
Anyone have some idea
why did this incident happen?
A shaman was behind it.
If I may add,
I found a voodoo doll
on the Ministry rooftop yesterday.
Wait.
Who are you?
I am the president's spiritual advisor.
So a shaman. Don't try to show off.
They've been targeting ministers
and deputies since 2016,
totaling 87 cases.
Why 87?
Because 98 is where the riot happened.
Who's behind it?
A shaman couple known as
Ki Bagus and Ni Gendis.
They are over 200 years old
and extremely powerful.
They've attacked the deputy minister,
the cabinet could be next.
Why the cabinet?
Why not the kitchen set,
sofa, or the dining table?
- How come?
- Not the furniture,
the political cabinet.
In other words, us.
We have to act now before it's too late.
Because as ministers,
you hold national security information.
Vital codes,
like the military missile codes,
Bank Indonesia vault codes,
even my electricity token code.
They are all vital codes.
Indro, Oki,
I want you to take care of this problem.
- Yes, sir.
- Yes, sir.
- Enjoy.
- Enjoy what?
What's to enjoy?
Whose house is this?
Ki Atmo's.
A family friend.
I feel extra broke looking at it.
You and I both.
Watermelon man?
No, that's Ki Atmo.
Is he aging with green hair?
He's just eccentric.
Ki, where have you been?
You know, just my room.
You ride that from your room?
Imagine if you went to the mall.
I normally take the heli.
You mean, Heli the Dog?
Not that.
This heli means helicopter.
Anyway, let's go.
Sure thing, Ki.
That's my housekeeper.
It doesn't need a salary.
That's pretty clever.
Never goes home for the holidays either.
So what's up?
We've got some questions
about Ki Bagus and Ni Gendis.
Ki Bagus and Ni Gendis.
They used to be enemies.
To be honest,
I've liked you for a long time.
To be honest, me too.
So what now?
A canary pecks a stone.
Nice.
- Let's unite as one.
- I'd love to.
Hey! Inlander! What about me?
By the universe's dark power vested in me,
I now pronounce you
a shamanic husband and wife!
Ever since they got married,
their combined power and energy
have dramatically increased.
During the War of Independence,
they often assisted our soldiers.
What do we do?
- We did it!
- We did it!
- Freedom!
- We're free!
Yet, after the Dutch were defeated,
their efforts were never acknowledged.
Sorry. You two are prohibited to enter.
What did you say?
We'd like to see the president!
We deserve to meet him,
because we contributed the most!
We're heroes. We defeated the Dutch.
Still, you can't.
What? Move! We're coming in.
- Move.
- We did so much.
Hey.
- What?
- They're useless without us!
Freedom, Ki Bagus!
Freedom, Ni Gendis!
How come they get to enter?
We risked our lives out there!
They think they are the greatest.
As if they're the strongest, most capable.
- They're capable.
- Impossible.
We're capable.
We should've been there.
Look at that. What an ungrateful country.
We should be right next to them.
We should be the ones appointed.
Just wait for our revenge.
We'll teach them a lesson.
Curse them with scabies.
Hemorrhoids.
Mumps.
Skin infection.
Diarrhea.
- Armpit warts.
- Indigestion.
- Constipation.
- Phlegmy acne.
It's cough!
And then!
From that point, they have held
a grudge against this country.
Apparently, whoever becomes president
will be cursed by them!
Let's begin.
Why won't it move?
It is.
It's not. Look.
It's moving.
Not you.
The skull.
So it's a fail?
You're not the Dutch skull
we were looking for.
Why do they need a skull?
And why a Dutch skull?
Ki Surya might know the answer.
Back in the 1600s,
there was a Dutch Governor
called Jan Pieterszoon Coen.
He was a merciless guy.
Fire!
Legend has it
that he sacrificed his child
in exchange for riches
- and power in Batavia.
- Dad, no!
He's connected to Satan himself.
So when Coen died,
people went looking for his body
to use as an offering.
And to prevent that,
Coen's men built grave after grave
after grave
after grave
That's a lot of graves.
Almost done.
grave after grave of fake tombs.
So any shaman
who possesses Coen's skull
will gain unstoppable power.
Could you please help us
by telling their address?
What?
I'm a shaman, not the civil registry.
How would I know the address?
Why don't you go and ask Ki Angker.
Ki Atmo told us to ask here.
Now he's telling us to go.
We keep getting passed around.
Feels like we're in Konoha.
Can I ask you something?
Why pick that seat over this one?
This one's more comfortable.
I don't care about comfort.
I used to go everywhere
by the angkot minivan.
As an angkot fan,
I want to bring the angkot vibe here.
Stop here.
Just the vibe.
This isn't an actual angkot.
There's no conductor here.
Right.
I meant to buy football shoes,
but these have cleats on top.
Upside down.
Is that gold?
I'm just old.
What?
Finally, we meet a poor shaman.
Of all places, we're meeting here?
Don't underestimate him.
He owns this hotel.
There he is. Mbah!
Okay.
He doesn't look old.
Welcome to my hotel.
Whatever.
Okay.
Want a drink?
We got some.
- This is fine.
- That's all?
You're not ready for the expensive stuff.
- You're right.
- Let me drink.
So?
Do you know where Ki Bagus
and Ni Gendis live?
- It's about that?
- Yes.
Do you know Indromaret Cilincing?
I do.
- The one in the corner.
- Yes!
- There?
- Far from it.
It's nowhere near that place.
So don't look there.
But I heard they live on an island.
The Thousand Islands.
The northernmost island.
The island is called
Mbah?
Deserted Island.
So, what is the island named?
Deserted Island.
Yeah, we know it's a deserted island.
We're asking its name.
These baldies are so stubborn.
The name of the island is Deserted Island.
But if they live there,
it's not deserted anymore.
There are about 400 families living there.
It's just a figure of speech.
Does a millipede have a thousand legs?
Who's counting anyway?
How would they put on socks?
- Right?
- Right.
- You okay?
- It's strong, huh?
Plain tea.
How much is a room per night here?
IDR 5 million per night.
- Five is this.
- That's three.
Let's count. One, two, three, four, five.
Not bad, huh?
I've got a cheap room for you guys,
The one Nyi Roro Kidul used to stay in.
- We're good.
- Come on.
Thank you, but we're good.
You can see a horse carriage
fly through the wall at 2:00 a.m.
No, thanks.
Or film a TikTok.
Come on.
- It's okay.
- Come on.
No, thank you.
Well? Feeling embarrassed yet?
My employees are staring.
Drink up.
What do we do now?
We have to act fast before they do.
Who should we call?
The senior agencies!
It's obvious.
This agent was so handsome
that during the war
the enemy wanted to marry him.
He looks dangerous.
This agent once dreamed of a ghost
but the ghost repented.
It was a Muslim jinn.
That's crazy.
And the third agent
has been shot 78 times!
And he survived.
If John Wick ran into him,
he'd kneel right down!
Absolutely.
Gosh. They got hit.
What now?
So you guys can't go skydiving tomorrow?
What do you think?
How are they gonna go skydiving
when they're wrapped up like a present?
Who should we send?
And this one's vibrating.
Is he a phone on silent mode?
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
What now? Who should we send?
Thanks for making time
to meet with us, ma'am.
We sell honey.
You're welcome.
What are you selling?
Like I said earlier, we sell honey.
I even brought the hive.
Feel free to taste our honey.
- Yes, ma'am.
- Please.
I assure you, ours is premium honey,
and completely organic.
- Let me have a taste.
- Please.
- How is it?
- Give us your honest opinion.
It's
- Tastes like
- Like what?
Like
- Like what?
- Just like
Honey!
She's a little slow, isn't she?
I bet she never had a wasp sting.
Gosh.
- Are you okay?
- Hold on.
I feel dizzy.
Ma'am!
Gosh.
Ma'am?
Ma'am?
Hi, Mae.
- Hi, Aep.
- Mae.
How about watering my heart?
Sure, I'll water it.
Really?
With gasoline.
My love will burn even hotter.
Mae, watch out.
Why?
Your looks are lethal.
- Aep.
- Mae.
Can you step back?
Because my looks are lethal?
You stepped on my grass.
- Back up. Keep going.
- More?
- All the way to Palembang.
- Long-distance relationship?
Don't miss me.
Watch it.
Quick, grab the valuables in this house.
Got it.
Look, a charger!
Why bother stealing a phone charger?
My battery is low. This is valuable.
Grab something big and expensive!
- Like what?
- Like this TV!
This is massive.
If we watch Daus Mini with this,
he's no longer mini.
- Bayu.
- What?
Put it back for a bit.
Wait.
- We came here on a bike.
- And?
It won't fit. People will notice.
The car.
Idiot.
Even a TV won't fit on the bike,
let alone a car!
Hey, idiot.
We take the car home,
and leave our bike here.
It's a trade-in.
I agree.
Sorry, Bay.
Careful.
- Slowly.
- Hey!
Are you technicians?
- Yeah.
- I see.
The LCD is busted.
Oh, the LCD.
Careful, or you'll damage it even more.
Keys for the bike.
- It's a trade-in.
- Right.
We're in a hurry.
- I'll guide you out.
- Okay.
Thank you.
- You're welcome.
- Thank you.
Back up.
Wait.
Something feels off.
Ma'am!
Ma'am!
She's passed out. Ma'am!
Is she breathing?
Hey!
- Sir!
- What are you doing?
Sir. I Ma'am Sleep.
- Who said okay?
- I'm not asking for permission.
But just now, I
Did she I mean
How dare you do as you please!
She passed out, so I
did it on the floor.
Unbelievable! I'm calling security!
I'm the security.
- Where are you going? Hey!
- No! Please!
Hey!
Whose bike is this?
Enough of this! You're way overdue!
I don't want to hear excuses like
your family is sick or your husband left.
You were supposed to pay last month.
Pay up now!
Pay up! Now or...
I see you haven't shaved.
I have.
Nope. Come on in.
No need, I appreciate it.
Aren't you here for my money?
Congrats, your debt is settled!
Watch it!
Stop running!
Stop!
Where do you think you're going! Stop!
Stop right there!
- Come here! Stop running!
- Miss!
Can I borrow that?
Not this one. I have another.
- Let me borrow that, thanks.
- Stop running!
Get back here!
Are you ready to order?
You have feet?
Yes, arms too. Fingers and all.
No, I mean cow feet soup.
You should've said so. Left or right foot?
They're the same.
The right one's against the goalie.
- The left one?
- Specialized in free kicks.
I'll take the left one. I'm a lefty.
Pick a cow color.
White, brown or striped?
- White.
- We're out.
- Brown.
- We're out.
Striped.
That's a Juventus cow.
- Yeah.
- We're out of that too.
We've been talking about cows,
and they're sold out.
What do you have?
Chicken feet soup.
Whatever. Hurry up.
Please wait.
Only IDR 80,000.
And it comes in late,
but they want good education.
Might as well
give the lecturers free lunch.
I'm back.
You seem really busy.
- You didn't even notice me.
- You're back.
I'm grading students' papers.
Have you thought about changing jobs?
Change jobs?
Let me break it down for you.
You know I've been passionate
about teaching.
If you look around our house,
you'll see my awards all over the walls
honoring me
as a top lecturer in Indonesia.
Now consider this,
if I changed my job,
what would become
of the 2045 golden generation?
What golden generation?
Generation...
You get paid IDR 80,000,
yet a protester gets paid IDR 100,000.
Dear, we're broke.
The students you teach graduate,
get jobs, and become rich,
while we're still struggling here.
Look.
See this hole in my dress?
I feel bad asking you for money,
but have you no pity for me?
It's similar to the national budget.
Okay, new dress.
And this too.
What?
My bra's worn out.
Get me a new bra too.
I feel embarrassed hanging it outside.
The one hanging in front is yours, right?
Fine. New dress and a bra.
I'll get you a plain bra.
No, I want a frilly one.
Why?
I must one up the neighbors.
Okay. A new dress and frilly bra.
Then, I'll make barendo egg for you.
This could be a paper.
How bras and dresses
affect domestic harmony.
Google.
Google,
look up job listings.
You seem to need a bra more.
Right.
Google's creepy now.
Jo.
- What?
- Take this to that customer.
Which one?
The one sitting down.
That one?
You're super friendly with customers.
- No problem. I can take care of it.
- That's good.
I'm tired, I need a break.
- Okay, take it easy over there.
- Got it.
Here you go. Enjoy.
Chicken feet soup.
That's not my order.
Excuse me. That's mine.
- Oh, right, you're over there.
- Always have been.
Sir, don't take the food
if it isn't yours.
How is this my fault?
Wait for your turn.
Enjoy your chicken feet soup.
- Oops.
- Are you kidding me?
I know you're hungry, but don't rush.
You spilled everything.
Have extra clothes?
Of course not! I'm here to eat, not swim!
Watch where you're going!
Don't be rude!
My eyes are working fine.
You're just starving.
You get impatient looking at chicken feet.
Impatient? You're the one
with bad eyesight!
- Are you cursing me?
- Hey.
His eyes may be like this,
but he owns a glasses store.
Then why bother working here?
You can't do your job right.
It's my passion.
You think this is a passion show?
I'm gonna expose you!
- Bring it.
- Just you wait!
My phone's in the car.
Can you get it for me?
Should've had a driver join you.
He doesn't like your food.
He prefers warteg.
Stingy!
I could afford both your lives!
But your eyes are not worth it.
- I'll call your manager!
- Go ahead, call him.
He'll take our side.
He knows we're working hard.
He loves us.
Are you challenging me?
Go ahead and call him.
Manager! Your crew ganged up on me!
Next time, don't yell at customers!
Go away!
Hello, guys. Welcome back to Fadhol Shop.
Today's special,
red onions on sale for IDR 50,000...
Someone commented,
"Do you have a couple's whip?"
Of course.
"Hey, man, got any cool beats?"
Of course.
"Got any snacks for someone in an LDR?"
Dilan, the taste that leaves you longing.
Chocolatos with Italian-style chocolate.
"Got any second-hand tuyul?"
All we have here is a 67-year-old tuyul
who likes riding big bikes.
Go on. Carry on with your online shop.
What's next, selling national secrets?
I'm sorry, sir.
I'll report you to anti-corruption.
I'm so sorry.
See you, guys. The tuyul's mad.
I feel like there's no end to this.
Shoo.
What are you? You're made of wood.
Look at yourself, short and scruffy.
Your head's made of coconut!
And you're skinny with long nails.
Don't you go to school?
Are you malnourished?
No, you're malnourished!
No, you!
And you're toothless!
Come on, why are you fighting?
Cut it out.
You're both figurines.
Silence, workshop tiles!
Or I'll rip your mouth open!
They can talk?
God, please help me!
Hey, spineless.
Look how diligent you are,
cleaning the cabinet and all.
Are you the president?
I'm not spineless.
Just flexible.
Why are you here?
- Are you done with work?
- Obviously.
I finished trimming
all the grass and plants.
Mahowk style.
You mean mohawk?
No, mohawk goes front to back.
But mahowk goes like this.
Lame.
- What?
- Your jokes.
Go away.
Spineless.
It hurts!
What's with him?
My Lord.
Come to us.
My Lord.
Come to us.
Sweet tea, sir, ma'am?
Your tea's here. Enjoy.
See what I'm doing?
Pinching nipples?
It's a ritual!
Ma'am asked for tea.
Get out.
A chicken?
Botched it.
Dodged it.
Let's restart.
My Lord.
Come to us.
My Lord.
Come to us.
Delivery!
The delivery's here?
Ma'am's delivery.
They had a free-shipping promo for 11-11.
Karbol.
Sir, it's Sardol.
Whatever. Leave!
Yes, sir.
- Where are you going?
- To open the package.
Do it later.
- We're doing the ritual.
- Okay.
Let's go again. Focus now.
Can't the vacuum wait?
Sorry, ma'am set vacuuming
on Mondays and Thursdays.
I changed the schedule!
To when?
To Thursday and Monday.
That's the same thing.
Get out!
I promise that's the last one.
Come on, focus.
My Lord.
Come to us.
My Lord.
Come to us.
My Lord.
Come to us.
It tickles.
My Lord.
Thank you for coming, My Lord.
You look incredible,
almost like you took a shower this time.
I mean
Your style is perfect.
The red suits you so much,
the belt, the accessories.
I'm loving your style...
Gendis. Enough.
Why did you summon me?
We've found the skull
of the evil incarnate.
But
We still can't cast a curse
on the entire cabinet.
What should we do?
- What's that?
- What's that?
Your anniversary.
The curse must be cast
on your wedding anniversary.
Perfect timing.
It's almost our anniversary.
- Congrats.
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
- Invite me.
Of course. We're planning
to invite a few orphans.
- Yeah.
- Nothing too fancy.
- Can we focus now?
- Yeah.
What's wrong, My Lord?
Eight.
I demand eight lives as sacrifices.
Eight human sacrifices?
But remember, when you perform the ritual,
complete it before dawn.
If you're too late,
you two will
Trip?
Die!
And your bodies will
- Die?
- Explode.
See you.
For the eight people
Men or women?
Men.
So we need eight men to be the sacrifice.
And their ages?
Around 18 to 30, or older, like 40 to 60?
18 to 35.
- Okay.
- Okay.
And do they have to be virgins?
I don't care, it's up to you.
I'm out of here.
Just making sure.
Where do we get eight people for this?
We could use our staff.
We only have three left.
They could work.
But we need eight.
You always sacrifice people
like they're throwaway snacks.
- Pack.
- Wack!
- Stack!
- Quack!
That's a rack!
How about a smack?
Still, we need to find eight people.
Easy.
Let's post a job vacancy.
We're putting a job listing?
Okay.
I can't. It's broken.
What are you doing?
It won't turn on.
Just press the power button. See?
You rely on magic all the time.
Use your head. Now type.
What's the big deal?
We were using magic before,
but now I can't?
I'm always wrong.
"Looking to hire eight men,
between 18 to 35."
That's right after Maghrib.
Half past six.
Indro sir!
- What?
- Look.
We detected an internet ID
from Deserted Island
sending an email to a recruitment agency.
They're looking for two security guards,
three gardeners, two cooks,
and one English tutor.
Single applicants preferred.
Oki, I heard they need eight people.
There's definitely a connection
to the planned attack.
But what for?
Indro.
Who were you talking to?
You were over there?
I thought you were here.
You were talking to yourself.
I'll say it again. So...
No need, I heard it from the bathroom.
So I'm thinking we could send
our remote-controlled surveillance drones.
One of our advanced tech.
So the satellite could take pictures.
That sounds expensive.
We can use our local drone.
What's a local drone?
This.
My mom's spirit.
We could summon her.
Your mom is made of drone?
She's not a robot.
Isn't this the pig shape-shifting ritual?
Calm down, Indro. Look.
The doll is shaped like a human,
not a pig.
Just go with it.
I'm about to summon it.
A spirit.
Inang, Inang.
Inang's spirit.
Inang, Inang.
Inang's spirit.
I need your help.
Why are you summoning me?
What's wrong with you? I was asleep.
Sorry, Mom.
Unbelievable.
You summoned me
with an ugly doll like this?
Lucky it wasn't
a shape-shifting pig that came.
I told you so.
Pick a nicer doll,
like a Barbie or something.
Sorry, Mom.
How are you, Oki?
Are you married yet?
Not yet.
You're so pathetic.
Mom, I want to ask you a favor.
Can you check out an island
in the Thousand Islands?
Are you serious? Use a drone!
I told you to use a drone.
Don't side with her.
This involves Ki Bagus and Ni Gendis.
What? What happened?
Want me to fight them?
They're my nemeses!
The thing is,
they're looking for eight people.
Who knows what they're going to do?
Fine. I'll go take a look.
Now we wait.
I hope my mom finds something.
Sacrifices!
They want sacrifices!
They'll chop those eight people
to turn them into offerings.
What else?
Are you writing a recipe?
How do we stop them?
Snatch the skull before dawn.
And one more thing.
Don't let them
snap their fingers like this.
That's where their magic comes from.
I'm just a high schooler.
In my first year.
Hey!
Why are you so in sync?
We're from the same generation.
You're high-fiving a spirit.
Get a grip.
Thank you so much, Mom.
What do we do now?
What's next?
Play dangdut music?
I have a solution.
We'll pretend to be a recruitment agency.
We reply to their email,
saying we can provide eight workers there.
Not bad.
Good idea.
I thought that's how
you're supposed to high-five?
It didn't work because she's a ghost.
Just do the usual with me.
Elderly are just so stubborn.
You two look familiar.
Have you ever been to Bekasi Indah?
No, we never went there,
and we never stole a TV and a car.
Maybe you hadn't had breakfast that day,
so you were seeing things, feeling dizzy.
You probably mistook us.
Maybe.
The porridge stall always sold out fast.
You were wrong.
Candidates for the cook position.
- We're cooks.
- We're cooks.
- We've got this.
- We've got this.
- Make way, cutie.
- Excuse me.
Bay.
No need. What for?
Forget it.
Here for the cook position?
- Yes, sir.
- Yes, sir.
What dishes can you make?
You know, I...
I'm a noodle master.
I can cook any noodle.
But there's one thing I don't like.
Being poor?
No, migraine.
And you? What can you make?
Dogfruit stew.
Can you make a stir-fry dish?
Yes, stir-fry dog fruit.
Dogfruit again?
Padang cuisine?
I sure can.
Balado beef jerky.
Very diverse.
With dog fruit garnish.
Still on it.
Felix and Bayu.
You two friends?
We're besties.
Wrong number.
This is a tough field job,
so you need to be in good shape.
I'm fit and healthy.
And my friend, Felix, is fit too,
but he's just an idiot.
Who are you calling an idiot?
I'm not an idiot.
I'm just dumb.
You see?
- Mr. Andro.
- Sir.
You're a professor, but you're applying
to be an English tutor.
Why?
I need money, sir.
For what?
To buy a dress and a bra.
For my wife.
I can't afford that
with a professor's salary.
Especially a frilly bra.
Those are expensive.
Aep and Jerry,
applying to be security guards?
- Yes, sir!
- Yes, sir!
What martial arts can you do?
I can do karate, silat, boxing,
and Smackdown!
Permission to speak!
As for me, I can do Brazilian jiujitsu,
kendo, samurai,
takoyaki, dorayaki, sushi,
sashimi, Shizuka
That's Doraemon.
- Can you recite Ayat Kursi from the Quran?
- I can.
I don't know about him, though.
I can't, sir.
But why would I need to recite Ayat Kursi?
If there's a tuyul in the kitchen,
you can chase them out.
Ever been chased by a kuntilanak?
This must be a psych test question.
You got me.
Never have been.
If you died, would anyone look for you?
Yes, my wife.
I haven't bought her dress and bra.
Wait a minute.
Is this a psych test,
or is it actually about the job?
It's not like that.
Do you have any medical conditions?
We're allergic to sirens.
Wee-woo wee-woo.
Let's see you two fight.
Are you two cats in heat?
Your job is to stop them.
How?
Take the skull they're using before dawn.
And you, Fadhol, your job is to help them.
Yes, sir.
You're the key to the mission's success.
- Okay?
- Yes, sir.
You'll be doing a physical test today.
Everyone ready?
Yes!
Take your positions!
We have to commit.
Ready or not, let's just send them.
If they die, their problem.
Nimble hands.
Even though they're not a goalkeeper.
This is nasty!
You know what it tastes like?
Like afterlife torture!
I hope their boss
doesn't get diarrhea from this.
Forget diarrhea,
they'll go into a coma.
We're sending you to a family,
a married couple.
The husband is Ki Bagus,
and the wife is Ni Gendis.
Where do they live?
They live in the Thousand Islands,
on the northernmost island,
Deserted Island.
Sorry, but
does that mean the island isn't deserted?
Since they live there.
Come on, the Thousand Islands
don't actually have 1,000 islands.
And Pulomas doesn't have any gold.
You'll be leaving on the boat behind you.
Go ahead.
Deserted Island, here we come!
TO BE THE SCARIESRule number one of haunting,
don't be dramatic.
Don't move around too much.
Just stay still, stand there,
and show your most terrifying look.
Show me
your best scary face.
There you go! Great!
Yes! Good!
This one's a dud.
Come on, be scary.
Rule number two,
once the humans start getting scared,
follow up with a creepy chuckle.
Go!
Hey!
Not ha ha!
Control your pitch!
Now, everyone!
You'll practice more with me after this.
Everyone!
Come on, pocong!
You call that a jump?
So weak. Low blood pressure?
Quit pulling all-nighters. Try again.
Now that's perfect!
Solid jump, like a real pocong.
Keep practicing.
Excuse me.
Your snacks.
Cong, this is my snack.
If you want some,
Bayu's all yours.
Hey, stop! Where are you going?
We're not done here!
Come back!
Gosh.
He took off on his own.
You're all undead.
Dead but alive.
Undead.
Long live the dead!
Basically, you're here
to protect this island.
Make sure you don't get hit so hard
that you die.
Even though you're already dead,
but alive.
You're basically a living corpse.
Alive in death, get it?
That's that.
Kuntilanak these days are so sensitive.
I scolded them a bit
and they had a meltdown.
That's Gen Z kuntilanak for you.
You have it easy.
Last night I trained a pocong.
It was a mess.
- Why?
- A pocong who can't jump?
The one time he did,
he stepped on a cigarette butt.
The pocong should've worn sandals.
Do you think
they'll make us the sacrifice?
I hope not.
I'm still saving up for college.
Then go and ask them.
You should go.
You go.
No way, you go.
- You should.
- No, you do it.
Stop arguing.
I'll go and ask.
Sir.
He has something to say.
Me?
- What's up, Dodol?
- It's Sardol, sir.
So you see, we're
Well, you know.
So how do we
How about it?
What?
Are we three
really going to be the sacrifice?
We won't sacrifice you.
Who's gonna help us clean up
after the sacrifice?
Us.
- Who's gonna dig up the graves?
- Us.
If the sacrifice goes wrong,
who's gonna replace them?
Us?
Just don't pick me, okay?
Demons have standards.
They prefer someone good-looking.
Maybe Bagas will go first.
I told you I'm good-looking.
You call that good-looking?
The demon's clearly blind.
If a sacrifice has to be good-looking,
I'm the best one here.
I'm still above you in terms of looks.
I'm better looking.
- I am!
- Me!
- Fine, you!
- Yeah! I'll be the sacrifice!
Looks like they've arrived.
Bayu, go fetch them.
Yes, ma'am.
Sardol, go ship the yard.
Ship?
Sweep.
Yes, sir.
Where do I go?
Go away.
Away where?
We're almost there!
- Is this the Deserted Island?
- Yes.
We're here.
Welcome, everyone.
Thank you.
How was the trip?
I feel a bit dizzy from the boat.
I was the same at first,
but not anymore.
You must be used to it by now.
I passed out.
I thought because you enjoyed the trip.
You're funny, salt farmer.
Let's go. It's a short walk from here.
- What if it's far?
- Yes, it is.
WELCOME TO DESERTED ISLAND.
Aji, hold on.
What?
That's a lot of skulls.
That's decoration.
Kota Tua has a lot of those too.
For the aesthetics.
- Aesthetic?
- Yeah.
I don't get it, my home decor is pathetic.
Come on.
- Mister.
- Yes?
- How much farther?
- We're almost there.
Something far would be Alaska.
Feels like
a T-Rex could show up at any time.
Nonsense. T-Rex went extinct ages ago.
But Godzilla? Maybe.
Godzilla lives in the swamp.
Let's just follow the cowboy wannabe.
- Whatever.
- Hey!
Why do you keep veering left?
This way.
Sardol, they're here. Call the boss.
Okay.
Welcome to the Deserted Island.
- Thank you, sir.
- Thank you, sir.
Hello, I'm Bagus.
And I'm Gendis.
Together, we are
- Married!
- Married!
These three are your colleagues.
This is Bagas,
Bayu in the middle,
and that's cat poop.
Sir, I'm Sardol.
There's cat poop over there.
Please clean it up.
That one's Sardol.
We're thrilled to have new sacrifices...
I mean, new employees in this house.
You're here to help us prepare
for a wedding anniversary.
Permission to speak!
Whose wedding anniversary?
Your father's.
Ours, of course.
Wishing you a blessed and happy marriage.
- Amen.
- Thank you.
Any questions?
Sir.
Over there.
Look at my face when you talk to me.
I was born this way.
I see.
- How many fingers?
- Seven.
It's four.
Four?
I want to ask, do employees here
get days off to go home?
Yes. Once a month.
Well,
go to the afterlife.
To where?
Alam Sutera.
Do you have a set payday each month?
On the 1st.
But before that, you'll already be dead.
Be what?
It'll be deposited!
That's cool.
If that's all the questions, come with me.
You'll start working.
Yes, sir.
I'll show you your accommodation.
Excuse me, sir.
Are these piles of dirt a graveyard?
This is a potato field.
I'm dieting, so I avoid rice.
So you only eat potatoes?
And lontong.
Isn't that just rice cake?
Wow, the yard is huge, huh?
This is your room.
You can put your stuff down
and get changed.
There's no AC in this room.
But the air is
quite hot.
During the day.
- At night
- Cold?
Even hotter.
That's funny.
Just kidding, no need to be so tense.
Go ahead and get changed.
Each bed has your name on it.
- Thank you, sir.
- Thank you, ma'am.
- We'll wait for you out front.
- Okay.
Here it is.
I'm so hungry.
That's my bed.
- Want some?
- I brought snacks too.
Here.
Chocolatos.
- Thanks.
- You're welcome.
- You're so kind.
- I've got more.
Two for IDR 4,000.
I'm a sculptor.
So I take humans
I mean stones,
to make sculptures like this.
Look, a statue of a cook.
It looks just like a real person!
You must be very talented.
What tools did you use?
Witchcraft.
Woodcraft.
Woodcraft.
You'll be working here.
Ma'am, is this the kitchen?
Of course not.
I shower here,
and my husband poops there,
so we can still talk.
Yes, it's a kitchen!
Did you think it was the bathroom?
What food do you like?
We'll make it for you.
Anything.
The ingredients are all here.
Feel free to choose.
We have beef,
chicken wings,
and
The previous cook's kidney.
I like your jokes.
That's not a joke.
Get to work.
She's just joking.
We'll settle in fine.
The boss is a jokester.
No wonder she still looks young.
Look, there are beef, chicken
Kidneys.
That's goat kidney.
It looks like that. Similar to ours.
The one below is
kid-knee.
Kidney, kid-knee.
It's a joke, like ma'am.
Whatever, let's cook.
Here's the route for your daily rounds.
- Yes, sir!
- Yes, sir!
Why am I so tired running here?
Yeah. Why is that?
Are you afraid of ghosts?
No, sir!
I'm afraid of being broke!
Sir. Me too.
Chop down the trees here,
and there, and clean up everything.
And dig up a big hole
that can fit eight people.
Eight people lying flat or standing up?
Eight letters. Drop dead.
You, yellow Doraemon, follow me.
- I'm Fadhol.
- Whatever.
The attic's got rats. Follow me.
Let's begin.
Got it.
It's pitch black.
And it smells.
It smells like rats.
Hurry up!
I can't stand it.
Reeks of dead rats.
There's the root of it!
Yikes!
What?
If a house rat scares you,
imagine a government rat.
Read this sentence and fill in the blanks.
Let's begin.
200?
I thought
But to me, you look
39.5 years old.
That's the same thing.
By the way, how do I say
"I want to cut you up into pieces"
in English?
Are you up for learning grammar?
But who is that meant for?
For you.
I mean, for chickens.
I want to tell the chickens
I want to cut them up.
Then, how do I say
"I want to drink your blood"?
How about another sentence?
Something easier to learn?
No?
That is
How about,
"I want to kill you
tomorrow, during the full moon."
How do I say that?
Well
You've got a knack for humor.
Keep going.
Split it into two, four on each side.
Split it into two, four on each side.
Line them up.
Line them up.
Come on. Keep moving.
Be careful not to break the table.
Be careful not to...
Sardol!
You've just been repeating what we say.
Sorry, sir.
Go help out instead. Get some help!
Yes, sir.
Is that everything?
Yes, sir.
Appreciate all your help.
You're welcome, sir.
Now, everyone, take a break
and make sure to eat a lot.
We've prepared lots of yummy food.
Thank you.
But don't eat pizza.
Why not?
We didn't order any.
Come on.
Such a jokester.
- You've earned your break.
- Go on.
- Sleep well.
- See you.
Enjoy the food.
Have fun, everyone.
- Bye.
- Bye.
Fresh shrimp.
Please try the sambal.
Finish them, okay?
Thanks.
Thank you.
Aep. Come sit and eat.
You've been staring at that painting.
Who's in that painting with them?
She looks familiar, but I can't remember.
I know. Her name was
Nyi Roro
Kidal.
Nyi Roro Kidal.
"Kidal"? No wonder she uses her left hand.
Is that Messi's mom?
Who's that one?
That one?
Yeah.
That's Mr. Bagus.
That's him?
Why is his body red?
Your eyes need to get checked.
The red one is the neighborhood head.
He must be an MU fan.
Fadhol, say something.
You're usually loud when selling stuff.
Now we're all here, let's chat.
He's mixed.
Where are you from?
Hold up. Don't you mean,
"Where are you from?"
Oh, it's changed now?
It's always been that way.
So you're just Javanese?
What a fraud. Ngising.
Invite me next time.
Enough.
Stop acting all English.
Your face looks like a basin.
Hey, bro.
Why do you want to work here?
You know, I need the money.
My family needs food.
Simple, for new dresses and bras.
What?
For my wife.
- Carry on.
- Guys,
are you all getting drowsy?
- Yeah.
- Right.
- I want to rest my eyes.
- Me too.
It's strange.
Sardol?
Are you tying me up?
Fadhol!
Hey!
Look, we're all tied up.
Guys! Wake up!
Why are we tied up?
Why are we tied up?
Are we getting cooked?
Soon, you'll be entering the afterlife!
Afterlife again?
Antlions move backward!
Antlions out of nowhere?
"Antlions move backward?"
They move sideways.
Forget antlions.
Who cares about antlion,
lionfish or catfish. Ignore it!
After 75 long years, tonight is the night
we carry out our plan.
What are you planning?
We'll put a curse on the government
and take over this country
using that skull,
and all of you will be the sacrifice!
Enough!
Bayu.
Bagas.
Sardol.
Get out.
Sorry, guys,
just take the lesson from this.
What's the lesson in being sacrificed!
Sorry, I've got five kids.
Sorry, I still have
college tuition to pay.
Dol! Help us out!
Calm down, no need to panic.
Antlions move forward!
Enough with antlions! We're about to die!
Quiet!
My Lord.
Come to us.
My Lord.
Come to us.
My Lord.
- You called?
- Here's the sweet tea.
Enjoy.
Apologies.
I only made two.
I didn't know we have a guest.
Go away!
- Are you ready...
- Hey.
Neighborhood head.
Can you help us?
That's a jinn, idiot!
Not the neighborhood head.
Now jinns can become
the neighborhood head?
You've prepared eight...
You're a jinn, right?
And?
- Does being jinn come with an internship?
- No!
That would fall under labor laws.
I see you have brains.
Don't eat me. Take the one with the afro.
He tastes like broccoli.
No!
Don't do it. I'm a poisonous mushroom.
I like poison.
Is everything ready?
Yes, My Lord.
Eight offerings for you.
They smell of poverty.
You never said no poor people.
You just said men aged 18-35,
no details about wealth.
Right. Fine, let's begin.
Yes.
Let's go.
O sovereign jinn,
grant us the power
to take over this country.
O sovereign jinn,
grant us the power
to take over this country.
I'm going to die here! I'm dead!
We couldn't sit idly by.
O sovereign jinn,
grant us the power
to take over this country.
Where are the sacrifices?
Look.
No!
Find those eight sacrifices
no matter what!
If you don't, you'll explode.
Yes, My Lord.
I'll be back.
Call the squad.
Who?
Kuntilanak, bencong
I meant Pocong.
Tuyul and the undead.
The undead.
Capture those eight sacrifices
and bring them here alive.
Antlions move upward!
- Quickly!
- Enough about antlions!
Antlions move upward!
Let's split up!
That'll throw them off.
Bagas, open it!
- Hurry up!
- Be patient!
Be patient. It's difficult to open.
You live here, you should know!
- I don't know!
- Guys.
Someone grabbed my leg.
Me too.
What are you talking about!
Ever tried a salon?
Black teeth and messy hair,
Don't you have a comb?
You're so heavy.
Do you not socialize?
You're so aggressive!
We just met!
Don't choke me! I don't have a neck!
I can't breathe!
Help!
Help!
I can't breathe!
Remember, Fadhol.
Antlions move sideways.
Antlions move sideways.
Antlions move sideways!
I'm not afraid of ghosts!
I'm not afraid of ghosts!
I'm not afraid of ghosts!
Aren't you a tough one?
Take this, crocodile-bread punch!
Aji! Johan!
I just remembered. Antlions move sideways.
Who are you guys?
We are
Your job is to stop them.
How?
Take the skull they're using before dawn.
I'll bring in seven dormant agents.
TEMPORARILY NONFUNCTIONAL AGENTS.
You'll be the only one conscious.
When you feel the time is right,
wake those seven agents.
Yes, sir.
Why not have all of them conscious?
After each agent completes a mission,
I wipe their memory
to spare them trauma.
When it's time for duty, I wake them up.
This'll be a tough one.
Hey!
I'm out!
Use everything you can!
- Not my appendix scar!
- Shut up!
No weapons.
Fine!
You smashed the PC?
The files are safe.
Spare me! I'm getting married tomorrow!
Drop dead!
Enjoy.
For this mission, I won't wake them up
because I need to fool
Bagus and Gendis into thinking
they are genuinely poor.
To refresh their memory,
you need a code.
What is it?
Ant move side.
Antlions move sideways.
Nice!
- It's not a pantun.
- Nice!
- No!
- Nice!
Say it once more.
Done.
But I don't think it's right.
Don't antlions move like
Backward?
You're outdated.
Gen Z antlions don't move like that.
Like this.
But I think it's backward.
It's in their name.
If they move sideways,
they'd be called amping-amping.
That's not important.
We don't have much time.
Let's catch up with others!
Run!
Ouch!
Are they after us?
So scary!
Ouch.
How did I end up like this?
Who's stupid enough
to dig a hole here?
It hurts.
Right.
Honestly.
Whoever dug this must be stupid.
It definitely wasn't us.
Yeah. It wasn't this big before.
Shut up!
But there's no need to worry.
Good thing we fell into a potato field.
If it were a graveyard,
we'd be swarmed by the undead.
You jinxed it.
See? Be careful with your words!
Over there!
Over here too?
What do we do?
Hurry!
There they are!
Antlions move sideways!
Pozonk!
Pocong.
Don't be scared.
- He's tied up.
- Exactly.
How about we put this pocong
back in the dirt?
Come back here!
- Come on!
- Where are you going?
- Where are you going?
- On three.
One, two, three!
If you're dead, then stay dead!
Stop scaring people.
Bayu, Felix, Andro, are you guys okay?
- We're good.
- Of course.
That's quite a number.
We should catch up
to Aep, Jerry and Sardol.
- Let's go.
- Before they get hurt!
Stop!
I think we should be safe here.
Right?
Antlions move sideways!
Take this kick!
- Ghost-busting punch!
- Have mercy!
Get away from me!
Go for the goal!
This isn't soccer.
Are you all okay? What's the score?
3-0.
Guys, let's huddle.
What's next, Fadhol?
We need to go back and grab the skull.
The three of us will help you.
Appreciate it.
Here's what we'll do.
- Help!
- Oh, my God.
They're not scared!
Ghosts!
Our minions!
Help!
Fearless people!
Their kid?
That's a tuyul.
Why are they scared?
I seek refuge in Allah
from the accursed Satan.
In the name of God, the Most Gracious,
the Most Merciful.
We're not afraid of ghosts!
Come at us, shaman!
Time for the dog-and-rabbit spell!
Which is which?
You be the dog.
No, you're dog.
- You dog.
- No, you.
- Fine, I'll do rabbit.
- So I'm the dog.
It's not strong enough!
Aim the skull!
You think you can defeat us?
- I'm sorry! Spare us!
- I'm not married yet!
Let's finish them off.
Traitors!
Now crow!
Take that!
My love, time's almost up.
Time for our ultimate technique!
Snap of death!
Let me go.
We got them!
Let me go!
Let me go!
The sun is up!
My love!
My love, I don't want to part from you!
My love!
- Explode.
- Explode.
We're back.
Dol?
You were the cemani chicken?
Stop it. You're human again.
Awesome.
- We're human again!
- We're back!
Get the skull.
This is the nation's way of honoring
your invaluable service.
On behalf of the country,
we give you the Anam Adhikari Award,
to the nameless heroes,
for unwavering courage,
in carrying out a secret mission
for the country.
Please enjoy.
No.
What to enjoy?
Mr. President, with all due respect,
we from
the Republic Intelligence Agency propose
adding three more members
whose contributions
are as significant as these eight,
and awarding them the same recognition.
Sure. Please enjoy.
You three, come here.
Please, step forward.
- Would you like to work with me?
- Yes, sir.
Why the head shake?
It's a habit.
Okay.
Mr. President.
Once again, thank you for your hard work.
Congratulations on the award.
Comic 8!
New team!
- My love.
- Yes, my love?
This skull is quite cozy.
I agree.
We will get our revenge.
Hey! You damned inlanders!
Who are you?
THE LOVE OF GOD ALMIGHTY