Coney Island (1917) Movie Script
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Coney Island
Luna Park at night.
The Mardi Gras Parade.
Rubber necks.
On the beach.
Old Friends.
"I've lost my husband."
10cents
RUBBISH
When Will Marry AND HAVE A HAPPY HOME
DIRECTIONS
Drop Cent in Slot, press button which raises the curtain, and look in the window.
HOLD THE BUTTON, Drop Cent Before you Touch The Button.
There ain't no such animal.
THE WITCHING WAVES
DIAL STRIKER
CHUTES
GENTLEMEN KINDLY SIT ON THE LEFT OF THE BOABATH HOUSE
BATHING SUITS FOR HIRE 25 cents
"Can't fit you. Hire a tent."
LIFE GUARD
"That's the Statue of Liberty's husband."
MEN WOMEN
LIFE GUARD WANTED
In the meantime.
On hubby's trail.
"That's the guy that stole my girl."
"Who's that fat lady?"
"He ain't a lady, she's a man."
"Do me a favor. Put him in the same cell with me."
RESOLVED: "That women were the cause of all our trouble. From now on we cut them out. We stand one for all and all for one."
"Each man for himself."
THE END
Coney Island
Luna Park at night.
The Mardi Gras Parade.
Rubber necks.
On the beach.
Old Friends.
"I've lost my husband."
10cents
RUBBISH
When Will Marry AND HAVE A HAPPY HOME
DIRECTIONS
Drop Cent in Slot, press button which raises the curtain, and look in the window.
HOLD THE BUTTON, Drop Cent Before you Touch The Button.
There ain't no such animal.
THE WITCHING WAVES
DIAL STRIKER
CHUTES
GENTLEMEN KINDLY SIT ON THE LEFT OF THE BOABATH HOUSE
BATHING SUITS FOR HIRE 25 cents
"Can't fit you. Hire a tent."
LIFE GUARD
"That's the Statue of Liberty's husband."
MEN WOMEN
LIFE GUARD WANTED
In the meantime.
On hubby's trail.
"That's the guy that stole my girl."
"Who's that fat lady?"
"He ain't a lady, she's a man."
"Do me a favor. Put him in the same cell with me."
RESOLVED: "That women were the cause of all our trouble. From now on we cut them out. We stand one for all and all for one."
"Each man for himself."
THE END