Crazy Lake (2017) Movie Script
(explosion sound effects)
(ominous orchestral music)
(ominous music continues)
(water splashes)
(birds chirping)
(elegant piano music)
(muffled moaning)
(chains jingling)
- Sorry, Henry.
I can't keep you here anymore.
I promise I tried my best.
I'm sorry.
(footsteps pattering)
(dramatic orchestral chord)
(cracks)
(rustling)
(squishing)
Once again it's sound
Yeah I live my
life like a party
Grab my girl take some
shots then I make her naughty
Feelin' on her body while
she dancin' all exotic
This music got me feeling good
Damn I'm so excited
I celebrate like it could be
my last
Havin' a ball yeah you know
(ominous music)
As you can make 'em
Just put 'em on my tab
Yeah man I'm lovin' this
(ominous music)
Rewind go right back
and do it again
Yeah I can toast to that
If you've got that good weed
Then let's smoke to that
(ominous music)
(dramatic chord)
- Wanna do some drugs?
(imitates owl hoots)
- Done with that?
- Oh, yeah, sorry.
Wait.
So you know this place
used to be part
of a secret government
experiment?
- Please don't start with
that conspiracy shit again.
- It's true.
The government used to bring
psychotic patients out here.
Used to bring them out here,
take them to the
middle of the lake,
and tie cinder blocks to their
feet and then push them in.
And watch them
float to the bottom.
- You mean sink to the bottom?
- What did I say?
- You said float to the bottom.
You can't float to the
bottom of anything.
You can only float to the top.
Now can I have that?
- [Boyfriend] Stop.
- Give it to me.
- Babe, I think you
have a serious problem.
- The only problem I have
is that every time we smoke,
you start rambling about UFOs
and government conspiracies.
- No, it's true.
I used to have a friend
who knew someone out here.
(coughs)
these criminals
drugs all the time.
And then murder them.
And the government and
pharmacy companies paid
- Can we talk about
something else?
- That's why they call
this place Crazy Lake.
They're all out there.
- You know you're
an idiot, right?
Sometimes I wonder why I
even let you see me naked.
- It's 'cause we
both like tacos.
- So are we gonna do this?
- Do what?
Yes, please.
- Wait.
Let's go in the tent.
(ominous music)
(tent zips)
- I really appreciate what
you're doing right now.
- Just stop talking.
(grass rustling)
(blade chinks)
(electronic music)
(tent rips)
(screams)
(squishing)
(blade chinks)
(squishing)
(blade chinks)
(rips)
(pants loudly)
(ominous music)
(coughs)
(suspenseful orchestral music)
(blade whooshes)
(splats)
(car honks)
(car honks)
- Let's go see
what they're doing.
(upbeat electronic music)
I got it.
- [Julia] What a gentleman.
- Don't have a suitcase?
Are you gonna
have enough clothes?
- Johnny, I'm only planning
on wearing bikinis.
- It's gonna be a good week.
(upbeat electronic music)
- Kristen!
Will you be honest with me?
- Is one of my boobs
bigger than the other?
Just tell me, I can take it.
- Maybe a little, but
I think that's normal.
- That's not normal!
Let me see yours.
- That's it, I'm not going.
- What's your deal?
I feel like he's looking for
reasons to break up with me.
- You don't know what it's
like being with guys like him.
One second, he's
telling me he loves me,
the next second,
he's telling his friends
about Biggie Smalls.
You're so lucky you
don't have a boyfriend.
- Thanks.
- I mean, you totally
could if you wanted one.
- Uh-huh.
- Can I please just
see your boobs?
- No.
- Let me see them!
- No! (laughs)
(car honks)
- That's Tim.
(gentle electronic music)
- How much farther,
I have to pee.
- We're really close.
- I really have to go.
- It's like two more miles.
- Can't you just...
No, this is happening,
pull over.
- What?
- Pull over, Mark!
- Babe, pull over.
- Move!
Move, get out!
Jesus!
- She's really fun.
- Hello?
- She might be taking a shit.
(chuckles)
- I'm gonna go make sure
she didn't pass out.
( gasps)
You okay?
- [Kim] Scared me!
- Ready to go?
- [Kim] Wait, look at this.
What is it?
- I don't know,
maybe it's like a rabbit
or raccoon got
killed or something.
- Killed by what?
- I don't know, Kim.
Maybe a coyote.
Let's just go.
- [Kim] Nobody said
anything about coyote!
- You okay?
- Yeah.
Kristen, do you
have any service?
- I have one bar.
Nope, I have no bars.
- So, Kristen, you
excited to meet Corey?
- Who's Corey?
- You didn't tell her?
- Tell me what?
- Nothing.
- Johnny and Mark's friend.
He's gonna be at the cabin.
Megan's trying to get
you guys to have sex.
(chuckles)
- He's joking.
- No, you literally said,
"I'm going to get
them to have sex."
- Megan.
- Fine, okay, I said it.
But what I meant was I
just thought it'd be cool
for you to have someone to
hang out with this week.
It's three couples.
I don't want you to be left out.
- I'll be fine.
I was just planning on relaxing
and reading a book or something.
- Let's get one thing straight.
You can light candles or read
50 Shades whenever you want,
but not this week.
Not this week.
- Okay.
Fine.
- Yay!
(engine revving)
- What do we have here?
- Oh shit, what's up, my man?
Glad you made it, brother.
- Johnny B. Hood!
- [Johnny] What's up, man?
- Hi. Corey.
- Yeah, you are.
Look at that face!
- Hi, I'm Corey.
- Hi, I'm Kristen.
- Hi, I'm Kristen.
(inhales)
God, I wish I
could live in this moment.
- I, um, like your smile.
- Thank you.
- Is it vintage?
- What?
- Is it vintage?
- [Kristen] Oh.
(gentle electronic music)
I just wanna lay down a few
ground rules before we head in.
Throw up goes in the toilet,
condoms go in the trash,
and under no circumstance,
will anybody shit in the tub.
- You do something
seven or eight times,
you get a reputation.
But other than that,
this week has no rules.
Let's just have some
fun and get fucked up!
(group cheers)
Let's go!
Get the key...
- [Johnny] Come on, man.
- [Mark] I'm trying.
(ominous music)
- Um, guys, guys!
- What do you want, man?
I'm trying.
(door thudding)
Just back off, man.
(doorknob rattling)
I don't wanna have to hurt you.
- It's twist.
To the left, then the right.
(door clicks)
- Jesus, that was like
a frigging horror movie.
- Who are you, man?
- Name's Cyrus.
What y'all doing up here?
- [Mark] My uncle
owned the place.
- He never said nothing
about no nephew.
- [Mark] You knew him?
- Manner of speaking.
I look after the place
ever since he passed.
God rest his soul.
- [Mark] Well, appreciate
the help with the door.
- Have y'all accepted Jesus
Christ as your Lord and Savior?
- I'm a Christian.
- Not dressed like
that you ain't.
- Babe.
- It's Cyrus, right?
around here
that do bottle service?
Cool.
- Y'all just stay on property.
And there won't be no trouble.
I'm gonna be by tomorrow to
fix some things out back.
- Thanks again for the door.
- Love you, dog.
Stay black, homie.
- [Tim] Oh, hell no, bitch.
- [Kim] Babe!
- Any one but the master!
Isn't this place great?
You okay?
- Yeah.
- Are you sure
this is a good idea?
- Yeah, this place is awesome.
- That guy just creeped me out
and we're in
some stranger's cabin.
- Jules, he's not a stranger,
and the cabin was a gift.
I promise nothing bad is
gonna happen this week.
Okay?
It's gonna be great.
Come on.
- I guess this is the only one.
- Why don't you take it
and I'll stay on the couch.
- No, no, no, no, it's fine.
I can sleep on the couch.
- Don't be crazy, just take it.
I'll stay on the couch.
Okay?
- Uh, well, we can share it.
- Serious?
- Yeah.
Swap off each
night on the couch.
- Oh, I thought
you meant like...
We'll work it out.
Um, I'll see you later.
- See ya.
- Hey, can
you help me with this?
- Yeah.
Kim, I'm trying.
Just not happening.
Think you'll
have to go without it.
- Nice try.
I'm gonna go lay out in the sun.
- You don't wanna
hang out over here?
- [Kim] Oh, you want me
to hang out over here?
- Hell yeah.
- Yeah?
- [Kim] You wanna
have a little fun?
- You know it.
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
- Aw, too bad, babe.
I don't think so.
Bye.
- Woman, you the devil!
(funky electronic music)
Who wants to slip into something
a little more comfortable?
(group cheers)
- What's that?
- Camera.
- Ooh, take my picture?
You take it?
- Nah, it's video.
(water splashes)
- Asshole.
- Lucky it's waterproof.
You wanna get naked?
I'll make you famous.
- I'm okay.
- [Mike] Okay.
Think I'm gonna go down there.
See what's happening.
- Take your time.
(water splashes)
(ominous music)
Mike?
(water splashes)
What's wrong with you?
- What?
- I saw somebody down there!
- A person, I saw a person
down there, let's go!
- What, no,
Katie, come--
- I'll be right back!
- No, Katie!
Katie!
Katie!
(upbeat electronic music)
(suspenseful music)
(pants loudly)
(ominous music)
Come on.
(phone rings)
(blade chinks)
(blood splashes)
- [Operator] 9-1-1, what is
the address of your emergency?
- Fuck!
(blood splashes)
(group cheers)
(upbeat electronic music)
(ominous music)
(breathes loudly)
who has the best slide,
and losers go in the lake.
Hold this, babe.
- Don't go yet.
Babe, can you hold this?
- Yeah.
Hey.
Nice dick.
- Thanks.
- All right, I'll go first.
- Six.
- Six.
(girls cheering)
- Go, Corey!
Go, Corey!
- Three.
- Five.
- Kristen.
(chuckles)
(ominous music)
- [Kim] Come on, baby!
(group cheers)
- Three.
- Aw, come on!
Wait, here's the last part.
(ominous music)
(high-pitched clink)
(thuds)
(screams)
Fuck!
- What happened, man?
- God damnit, something
on the ground cut me.
- Where?
- The fuck is that?
- Barbwire.
- [Tim] Babe, you're a nurse.
What should he do?
- Really, I'm
a dental hygienist.
- We need to put
pressure on this.
Megan, go inside the house,
get a towel or a rag.
Kim, go with her, see if you
can find a first-aid kit.
- Oh shit, look, it's Dr. Quinn.
- Dude, fuck off!
Do I need stitches?
We gotta get this
cleaned up first.
- Just gonna use this to
apply pressure, all right?
- Dude, why the
fuck is there barbwire
on the ground?
- I don't know, man!
- Kim, did you
find a first-aid kit?
- No, I couldn't find one.
Is he gonna be okay?
- Corey, grab
me that bottle of vodka.
- Okay.
- No!
- Listen, we
have to get the dirt
and bacteria out
before it gets infected.
- Here.
- I don't want it!
- Babe, hand me your
phone, I gotta record this.
- Please, just
take me to a hospital.
- No, we have to
get it cleaned now.
- No, don't.
- Someone grab his arms?
- No.
No!
- Worldstar!
- No, no, no, no, no!
(screams)
(engine sputtering)
- How could you do this to me?
You knew what
time we had to be there!
- Do not put this on me!
- You're the one that wanted
to wait to put gas in,
and now we're stuck in the
middle of fucking nowhere!
- It's fine, all right?
Just calm down.
- Don't tell me
what to do, bitch.
- You know what?
Fuck you, Farrah!
- Well, there have to be some
houses around here somewhere,
so I'm going to
go and find help.
You stay in the
bloody car if you want to!
- Fine!
(ominous music)
- Lacey, wait!
Lacey, wait!
- Bitch asked me to drive
and then she
wants to give me shit.
- Lacey!
- Just stay with
the car, Farrah!
(suspenseful music)
- Lacey, turn around!
- What do you want?
- Lacey, please!
- What?
(screams)
(thuds)
(screams)
- No, no, no,
please, please, please.
(pants loudly)
(dramatic drum music)
- So, how's the foot?
- It hurts.
- You know,
technically, you did lose.
- Thanks, man.
- So, anybody
down for some poker?
- I guess.
- I'm sorry, who's down
for some strip poker?
- Definitely!
(ominous music)
- All right, things are
starting to get interesting.
Kim.
Kim?
Kim!
- What?
- It's you.
- Oh.
Whatever, I'm out.
- All right, looks like
it's just Corey and Megan.
(breathes loudly)
Fellas, can we have a
little powwow for a second?
- Hey, no cheating.
- Babe, it's not cheating.
It's coaching.
- [Corey] All right,
so it's not good.
- What do you have?
- Pair of eights.
- Goddamn!
Um, them some
sweet ass cards though.
- [Mark] You gotta do it.
- Yeah, man, I really
wanna see Megan's boobs.
(chuckles)
My bad.
- Nah, it's cool.
They're really nice.
- All right.
- Yeah.
- Cool, you guys ready?
- Not yet.
- All right, well, hurry up.
I'll get another beer.
- [Johnny] Me too.
- [Mark] Come on.
- Talk to you for a second?
- What's up, man?
- Can I give you some advice?
- Okay.
- All right.
As you're probably
aware, very good chance
that everyone in this room is
gonna see your dick tonight.
- Yeah, I know.
- Okay, and
it's no secret that you got
a little candy crush on Kristen.
Depending on how this
goes, it could be very good
or it could be really bad.
- Look, Corey,
I've never seen your penis,
sure's got a lot going for it,
I just wanna make sure that
when you do present it,
you're showing people the best
of what you have to offer.
- So you're saying I should get
a boner--
- Hey-oh!
Keep it down, motormouth.
Look, kid, nobody's
talking about a boner here.
Okay, I'm talking about
a happy middle ground.
Got a little bit
of gas in the tank,
but you're not slamming
your foot down on the pedal.
- Okay.
All right, I think I
understand what you're saying.
But I don't know how to do that.
- Corey, Corey, Corey.
Those girls are hot, right?
Possibly unrealistically hot.
All you gotta do
is give a quick glance.
Get the party started.
Whatever you do, don't stare.
You don't
need a noise complaint.
Understand?
- Yep.
- Right.
That's my boy.
Go out there and put
your best dick forward.
- [Mark] Ladies, finally ready?
- Uh, duh.
- [Mark] Let's start with Corey.
What do you wanna do?
- I'm in.
- Okay.
Megan, what do you wanna do?
- I'm in.
- All right, moment of truth.
Corey.
- Pair of eights.
- [Mark] Megan?
- Pair of fives.
(guys cheering)
- [Tim] Come on, babe, no hands.
- Okay.
(suspenseful drum music)
(pants loudly)
(door thudding)
- What was that?
- Was that the door?
- That's what it sounded like.
- Someone gonna get that?
- [Tim] I'll go check it out.
It's probably just carolers.
(door thudding)
(doorknob rattles)
(door thudding)
- Come on, come on, come
on, come on, please open.
(Tim humming)
(door thudding)
- Who is it?
(blade chinks)
(gasps)
(blood splashes)
And behind door number one!
Guys!
There's no one even here.
(ominous music)
(dramatic orchestral chord)
(screams)
- Outside, I saw
someone out the window.
- Where?
- Out there!
- Everyone, stay here.
- What are you doing?
(blade chinks)
- Mark, don't!
- What's going on?
- Someone's outside!
- What's that?
- It's fucked up.
Wasn't there when we got here.
- [Mark] Okay, this ends now.
- Wait, man, I'll come with.
- No.
Stay here.
- [Corey] All right,
I'm gonna take a piss.
- Hello?
Someone out here?
- I don't know, Johnny,
but I saw someone outside!
What, you don't believe me?
- Huh?
- No, it's okay.
- I bet that was
that creepy guy.
- Megan, why
would a lonely old man
wanna watch a bunch of
young, hot girls strip?
Do you think before you talk?
(squeaking)
- What was that?
- Did you shut the door?
- [Tim] Yeah.
- Did you lock it?
- Nuh-uh.
- Corey, is that you?
(ominous music)
- Hey, are you okay?
Hello?
(suspenseful music)
(water splashes)
(ominous music)
- What?
- Did you open the front door?
- No, dude,
I took a piss inside.
- But did you open the door?
- No, dude,
I took a piss inside.
Is there a problem?
- No, it's okay.
We just thought we heard
the front door open,
and we wanted to
know if it was you.
- We did hear
the front door open.
- Well, it wasn't me.
- It's all right, man.
- Yeah, man, hobble on over
there and see what it was.
- Sit down, man,
I'll check it out.
- No, Corey, wait!
- What?
Figured, uh, since I was
just out there, came back,
I got a little toy, uh,
I'm good for a little bit.
No?
- [Corey]
Don't worry about it, man.
It's probably just Mark.
- What?
I guarantee he doesn't
come back with a gift.
So, who's up for another round?
- Hey, Mark, you out here, man?
Mark!
(ominous music)
(muffled buzzing)
Mark, is that you?
Mark.
(buzzing)
(buzzing)
(squeaking)
(dramatic orchestral chord)
- What are you doing?
- I was looking for you.
- What's that?
- I don't know,
I found it in the crate.
(sighs)
You okay, man?
I just got out of the cold
ass lake and I get back here
to find you snooping
around in my family's shit.
- Dude, I think
you need to back up
because I was looking for you.
And then I heard a noise and
that's why I came in here.
- You were looking for me, huh?
Did you expect
to find me in that crate?
Maybe in that folder?
- Well, no, but I--
- Look,
I don't know you that well, man.
But shit like
this isn't going to fly
if you wanna
hang with us this week.
Put it back.
and we don't need anymore
weird shit scaring the girls.
- Fine.
- There they are.
- So was it that guy?
- No, I don't know, um--
- [Tim] Mark,
did you go swimming?
- No, I mean, I did, but I
know tonight's been crazy,
but we checked outside,
no one's out there,
so I think it's best if
we just call it a night.
- [Johnny] Well,
this has been fun.
Hopefully,
my foot doesn't fall off
in the middle of my sleep.
- Hey, Mark.
Great party.
- Hey, Tim.
Go fuck yourself.
- Oh, you
want trouble, huh, guy?
- Hey.
Are you okay?
- What's wrong, you've
been acting pissed off
since you got back here.
- [Mark] Nothing.
- Mark, talk to me.
- You know,
I shouldn't have invited him.
- Invited who? Tim?
- No. Corey.
- What's wrong with Corey?
- You don't get a weird
vibe from that kid?
I mean, I barely know him,
but I thought he was cool.
- He seems all right.
Kristen seems to like him.
- Nah, something weird's
happening.
I don't trust him.
What?
- I wasn't gonna say anything,
but when you
went to go check outside,
I could've sworn I heard
the front door close.
- What, when did you plan
on telling me this, Jules?
- I didn't think about it!
Why are you getting mad at me?
- Sorry, it's just...
It's not how
I wanted things to go.
- Come here.
It's not your job to make
sure everyone has fun.
We can have our own fun.
You smell like shit.
- Oh, yeah,
I was, um, in the lake.
- I know, why exactly?
- Just gonna get in the shower.
- How about a bath?
- What are you doing?
- Brushing my teeth?
- Where's Corey?
- I think he's
in the living room.
- You like him, right?
- Yeah, he's cute.
So?
- Kristen, I know his type.
He's not gonna
make the first move.
You have to
be the one to initiate.
- What am I supposed to do?
- Well, for starters,
stop looking like
you're dressing up for a
middle school slumber party.
- These are my pajamas.
- No.
These are pajamas.
- I don't look like that.
- Are you kidding, Kristen?
You have a banging body.
Come here.
- Why? Ow!
Ow.
- And these...
This has to go.
- Are you done?
- What do you
have on under there?
- What?
- I wanna know what
you're wearing under these.
- What? Stop.
What are you doing?
- What is it?
- Nothing, okay?
Don't have anything.
You happy now?
- Nice.
Okay, I think you're ready.
- Whatever.
Thank you, I guess.
- Hey, one last thing.
- What?
What are you doing?
- Shh.
Just go with it.
Now you're ready.
(ominous music)
(door squeaks)
- See?
This is nice.
Mark.
Mark.
- What?
- What are you thinking about?
- Nothing.
- Come here.
(ominous music)
- What the hell, man?
- Tim!
- Worldstar!
- Get out of here, man.
- Okay, okay.
I'll go in like 30 minutes.
- No, go to bed now.
- All right,
let's all go to bed.
Come on now, get out of the tub.
- I don't think so.
- Well, at least
we have the video.
- That's it.
(upbeat electronic music)
- Hey.
What you doing?
- Um, cutting an apple.
You wanna slice?
- Sure.
Thanks.
It's really good.
- Yeah. (chuckles)
It looks like
you really enjoyed that.
- So, are you having fun?
- Yeah, I mean, it's been
crazier than I thought,
but I'm having fun.
You?
- Oh. Yeah.
Well, um,
couch is calling my name.
- Uh, well, I actually wanted
to talk to you about that.
You know,
we don't have to switch.
You can just stay there.
- Well, I mean,
it's a really big bed.
We could just share it.
- Yeah?
Like one of us on the covers,
the other one on top.
Or we could put like pillows
between us.
- Yeah.
No, um...
Those are really good ideas.
- Look, I don't want you to
get the wrong idea about me.
- I mean, I think
you're cool and, um,
I just don't want to
make you uncomfortable.
(upbeat electronic music)
- I'm not.
- [Tim] Damn, that's some
serious Notebook shit, man.
Nobody's gonna wanna see that.
- [Corey] Come on, man.
- [Kristen] Goodnight, Tim.
- All right, man.
Build to that house.
- Night, dude.
- [Tim] Night, guys.
Goodnight, everyone!
(serene music)
(door knocks)
- Kristen, can I
borrow your blow dryer?
Oh.
Oh!
(laughs)
I'm just gonna...
(ominous music)
- Mark.
What are you doing?
- Beautiful out here, right?
- Yeah.
Are you coming inside?
- In a second.
- There's some eggs left if
you're hungry.
- Okay.
- It's cold.
I'm gonna go inside.
- Hey.
I love you.
- I love you too.
- [Johnny] Yeah, man,
but that's good to hear.
- Things turned out,
you know, unexpectedly.
- Yeah, I don't know though.
I think she might be the one.
- So, Corey,
how'd you sleep last night?
- [Corey] Good.
- Really?
Sounded like a goddamn Mariah
Carey concert next door.
(high-pitched moan)
(door thuds)
- What's going on?
- Nothing, Mark,
you do own shirts, right?
- I'm on vacation, bitch.
- So, what are we doing today?
- You should go for a run.
(laughs)
I don't know about you guys,
but I'm gonna take my lady
on a little nature hike.
Gonna get in touch with
where the wild things are.
- Then what are we gonna do?
- You guys wanna go fishing?
I saw they have
some poles over there.
- Oh, yeah?
Where'd you see that?
- In one of the bedroom closets.
So now you're just going
through everything, huh?
- Okay, this seems fun.
Babe, you wanna get going?
- Yeah.
- Mark.
Mark.
Let's go get something to eat.
- Yeah.
- [Julia] Let's go.
- What was that all about, bro?
- I don't know, man.
I don't know.
- [Megan] Babe, wait up.
- [Tim] Well, hurry up.
- [Tim] Is it me or has Mark
turned into a real psycho?
I think he might be juicing.
- Uh, no.
He was drinking coffee.
(snorts)
- God, that's cute.
- Wait, do you not even
want me to go with you?
Because you do know
you can go by yourself.
- Megan.
You know I want
you to come with me.
You know I've been trying to
get some alone time with you.
Come on, dumb-dumb.
- So what happens now?
- Now we just wait.
- Wait for what?
- The fish.
- Oh.
(pole clicking)
For how long?
- As long as it takes.
(sighs)
- Well, I'm bored.
- You wanna hold my pole?
- No, Johnny, I don't
wanna hold your pole.
- [Johnny] Babe.
- Uh oh.
- Nah, man, she's cool.
You should cast over there.
- Over there?
All right.
(pole clicking)
- You get something?
- I'm stuck on something.
- Let me see.
Probably just stuck on some
weeds.
(pole clicking)
There we go.
- Something's on the line.
- What is that?
- Is that a shirt?
(water splashes)
- Oh, shit.
- [Johnny] Looks like
somebody went skinny-dipping.
- [Corey] Dude, that's a
hospital gown.
- That's really weird.
- Dude, can I tell you
something?
- Yeah, what's up?
- All right, so last night
when I was looking for Mark--
- Jesus Christ!
- What the fuck man!
- Hey, y'all doing some fishing?
- Yeah.
- Catch anything good?
- Nah, man, this lake sucks.
All we got is some shitty
hospital gown.
- Let me see that.
(ominous music)
Y'all gonna
keep doing some fishing?
- Nah, man.
We're good.
- Yeah.
- Let's go back to the house.
(ominous music)
- Looks like somebody
was out here camping.
- You think they're still here?
- [Tim]
No, I don't see any tents.
- [Megan] Babe, why
don't we ever go camping?
- Meg, you know I only like you
in the kitchen and the bedroom.
- You know, I'm getting
really tired of your shit.
but behind all your
jokes, there's some truth.
If you think I'm only good for
sex,
then maybe we
shouldn't be together.
- Okay, okay.
I was just having fun.
You know how I feel about you.
- Yeah?
How's that?
- I love you?
- You what?
- I love you?
I can't wait till
we move in together,
and start a life, and have
babies, and--
- Ah, yeah, yeah.
Let's just enjoy the moment.
- Oh!
Okay.
- Ooh, hey now!
- Baby, I love you.
- Uh-huh.
- I said I love you.
Tim.
- What?
- Did you not hear what I said?
- I love you too.
- Hold on, hold on.
Okay, go.
Worldstar!
(dramatic orchestral chord)
Oh, shit!
(squishing)
(screams)
(squishing)
- Going somewhere?
- Pack your things, Kim.
- [Kim] Where are we going?
- We're going home.
There's some crazy shit going on
and we need to get outta here.
- You're scared, Johnny?
- Kim, it's not a joke.
I don't know what this place is
or why Mark brought us out here.
All that I know is I'm the only
black dude
and I'm not sticking around
to see what happens next.
- Well, I'm having fun.
- Fine.
- So you're just
gonna walk home?
- Go back inside.
- Where are you going?
- Go find Tim and Megan.
Take Tim's
car and get outta here.
- What? No.
Johnny, are you serious?
That guy, my foot, stuff
that happened last night,
what more do you need?
Look,
if you wanna stay, that's fine.
Go back to the cabin.
- Wait, baby.
I'm sorry, okay?
Come on.
Be careful.
- You sure you wanna do that?
- I am.
- I win.
- [Kristen] How did I cheat?
- [Mark]
You guys seen Johnny or Kim?
- Uh, no, why?
They're not in their room?
- [Mark] No.
- Maybe they went for a
hike like Tim and Megan did.
- What's going on here?
- Just playing a game.
- Where'd you get it?
- What?
- Where'd you find it?
- I...
- I found it
in one of the rooms.
- Really?
- Here, taste this.
Let's go to the bedroom.
Come on.
- You wanna play again?
- Can I tell you something?
- What's that?
- So last night when
everything was happening...
(ominous music)
- Megan!
- Tim!
- [Kim] Megan!
- [Johnny] Tim!
- Johnny, I don't know.
- They couldn't
have gone too far.
Let's keep going.
(ominous music)
(soft cracking)
Wait.
Did you hear that?
- Hear what?
(soft cracking)
What was that?
Megan!
Megan!
- [Johnny] Kim, wait!
(ominous music)
(dramatic orchestral chord)
(gasps)
(breathes loudly)
(suspenseful drum music)
- Oh no!
We have to go!
- What's going on?
- [Kim] Run!
- [Johnny] Oh, shit!
(screams)
- Johnny!
Johnny, come on!
I'm sorry.
- What?
(moans)
(ominous music)
(blade chinks)
(screams)
(blade chinks)
(breathes loudly)
(ominous music)
- [Corey] It's just over here.
Wait.
- What?
- Okay.
Where is it?
- [Mark] Where's what?
- Mark.
- What are you guys doing in
here?
- [Corey] What's with the bat?
- Oh, I just wanted to see
if anyone was up
for a little baseball.
Looking for something?
- Yeah, where's
the crate that was here?
- The crate
with the stuffed animal.
- I don't know what you're
talking about.
- Are you serious, dude?
- Corey?
- No, I swear it was here.
- Sounds like a sad
excuse to get you alone.
Seems pretty
pathetic if you ask me.
- No, that, that's not...
Whatever.
(thuds)
- [Mark] Where do you think
you're going?
- What is this?
- Corey, Corey, Corey.
You just couldn't!
(thuds)
(screams)
Leave it!
(thuds)
Alone!
(thuds)
What is the matter with you?
- Don't worry.
You're next.
(grunts)
(thuds)
(ominous music)
(breathes loudly)
(gasps)
- Please don't kill me.
Please, I just wanna go home!
(whimpers)
I won't tell anybody.
Just please, I don't wanna die!
(blade chinks)
(blood splashes)
(intestines splashing)
(thuds)
(eerie music)
- This is not
how I wanted things to go.
- Why are you doing this?
- Julia, sweetheart.
Why don't you try something
that you've never done before?
And shut the fuck up!
- Mark, this isn't funny.
We didn't do anything wrong.
- You.
I should've never invited you.
You just had to go
and fuck things up
by getting into things you
shouldn't have.
- You know exactly what I'm
talking about!
I'm talking about this!
All the patients
that got killed out here!
- I don't even
know what those are.
- You don't know what they are.
Well, did you see this one?
- No.
This is my cousin.
He used to live
out here with my uncle.
When my uncle died,
they couldn't find him.
But now, I'm starting to think
maybe he's still out here.
And I can't be
babysitting your nosy asses
while I try to find him!
(screams)
- [Kristen] Someone's outside.
- It's probably just
Tim and Johnny wanting
to join the party.
I'll go grab them.
Don't you fucking move!
Hey, guys.
(dramatic music)
- Wait!
His car keys!
Come on, keys, keys, keys.
(keys jingling)
(eerie music)
(screams)
(scratching)
- Henry?
Henry, it's you.
It's me, your cousin Mark.
Remember me?
It's okay.
Here, take this.
Everything's gonna be fine.
We're gonna take you
some place safe, okay?
Here.
It's okay.
I promise.
Everything is gonna be fine.
We're gonna
take you some place safe.
It's okay.
- No!
- What are you doing?
(knife clanks)
Don't even
think about, just stop!
(squishing)
(blood splashing)
Why did you make me do that?
You always ruined everything!
(squishiness)
What's the matter with you?
- I guess crazy
just runs in the family.
(ominous music)
(thuds)
(axe whooshes)
(squishing)
(thuds)
(squishing)
Never liked that kid.
You ready?
Everything is gonna be fine.
Here.
(breathes loudly)
Okay?
Let's do this.
(dramatic orchestral chord)
Henry.
(gurgling)
(thuds)
(suspenseful music)
(keys jingling)
- Tim!
Tim!
(screams)
(grunting)
Where the fuck are the keys?
No, no!
(ominous music)
(heart beating)
(keys jingling)
(dramatic chord)
(screams)
(breathes loudly)
(keys jingling)
(ominous music)
(whimpers)
(screams)
(thuds)
Stay back!
Just stay back!
I'm just gonna
get in the car and go.
No don't do that!
(screams)
(cracks)
(thuds)
(dramatic orchestral chord)
(screams)
(rifle fires)
- You all right?
- No.
He killed them.
He killed them all.
- Well, it's over now.
All right.
You're safe.
Calm down.
All right?
Phone back at my house.
Go there, we'll call
the police, all right?
- [Kristen] Thank you.
- Come on.
So your friends, you,
uh, you sure they're...
- Yeah.
- [Cyrus] That's a damn shame.
That's a shame, darling.
Do you know why he did it?
- No.
- [Cyrus] Well, I told
him I'd seen you first.
- What?
- But I guess they
don't call it Crazy Lake
for nothing, right?
(locks click)
- Where's your house?
- Darling, if you weren't scared
before, you should be now.
- Please, no.
(screams)
(upbeat electronic music)
(dramatic orchestral chord)
(upbeat electronic music)
(ominous orchestral music)
(ominous music continues)
(water splashes)
(birds chirping)
(elegant piano music)
(muffled moaning)
(chains jingling)
- Sorry, Henry.
I can't keep you here anymore.
I promise I tried my best.
I'm sorry.
(footsteps pattering)
(dramatic orchestral chord)
(cracks)
(rustling)
(squishing)
Once again it's sound
Yeah I live my
life like a party
Grab my girl take some
shots then I make her naughty
Feelin' on her body while
she dancin' all exotic
This music got me feeling good
Damn I'm so excited
I celebrate like it could be
my last
Havin' a ball yeah you know
(ominous music)
As you can make 'em
Just put 'em on my tab
Yeah man I'm lovin' this
(ominous music)
Rewind go right back
and do it again
Yeah I can toast to that
If you've got that good weed
Then let's smoke to that
(ominous music)
(dramatic chord)
- Wanna do some drugs?
(imitates owl hoots)
- Done with that?
- Oh, yeah, sorry.
Wait.
So you know this place
used to be part
of a secret government
experiment?
- Please don't start with
that conspiracy shit again.
- It's true.
The government used to bring
psychotic patients out here.
Used to bring them out here,
take them to the
middle of the lake,
and tie cinder blocks to their
feet and then push them in.
And watch them
float to the bottom.
- You mean sink to the bottom?
- What did I say?
- You said float to the bottom.
You can't float to the
bottom of anything.
You can only float to the top.
Now can I have that?
- [Boyfriend] Stop.
- Give it to me.
- Babe, I think you
have a serious problem.
- The only problem I have
is that every time we smoke,
you start rambling about UFOs
and government conspiracies.
- No, it's true.
I used to have a friend
who knew someone out here.
(coughs)
these criminals
drugs all the time.
And then murder them.
And the government and
pharmacy companies paid
- Can we talk about
something else?
- That's why they call
this place Crazy Lake.
They're all out there.
- You know you're
an idiot, right?
Sometimes I wonder why I
even let you see me naked.
- It's 'cause we
both like tacos.
- So are we gonna do this?
- Do what?
Yes, please.
- Wait.
Let's go in the tent.
(ominous music)
(tent zips)
- I really appreciate what
you're doing right now.
- Just stop talking.
(grass rustling)
(blade chinks)
(electronic music)
(tent rips)
(screams)
(squishing)
(blade chinks)
(squishing)
(blade chinks)
(rips)
(pants loudly)
(ominous music)
(coughs)
(suspenseful orchestral music)
(blade whooshes)
(splats)
(car honks)
(car honks)
- Let's go see
what they're doing.
(upbeat electronic music)
I got it.
- [Julia] What a gentleman.
- Don't have a suitcase?
Are you gonna
have enough clothes?
- Johnny, I'm only planning
on wearing bikinis.
- It's gonna be a good week.
(upbeat electronic music)
- Kristen!
Will you be honest with me?
- Is one of my boobs
bigger than the other?
Just tell me, I can take it.
- Maybe a little, but
I think that's normal.
- That's not normal!
Let me see yours.
- That's it, I'm not going.
- What's your deal?
I feel like he's looking for
reasons to break up with me.
- You don't know what it's
like being with guys like him.
One second, he's
telling me he loves me,
the next second,
he's telling his friends
about Biggie Smalls.
You're so lucky you
don't have a boyfriend.
- Thanks.
- I mean, you totally
could if you wanted one.
- Uh-huh.
- Can I please just
see your boobs?
- No.
- Let me see them!
- No! (laughs)
(car honks)
- That's Tim.
(gentle electronic music)
- How much farther,
I have to pee.
- We're really close.
- I really have to go.
- It's like two more miles.
- Can't you just...
No, this is happening,
pull over.
- What?
- Pull over, Mark!
- Babe, pull over.
- Move!
Move, get out!
Jesus!
- She's really fun.
- Hello?
- She might be taking a shit.
(chuckles)
- I'm gonna go make sure
she didn't pass out.
( gasps)
You okay?
- [Kim] Scared me!
- Ready to go?
- [Kim] Wait, look at this.
What is it?
- I don't know,
maybe it's like a rabbit
or raccoon got
killed or something.
- Killed by what?
- I don't know, Kim.
Maybe a coyote.
Let's just go.
- [Kim] Nobody said
anything about coyote!
- You okay?
- Yeah.
Kristen, do you
have any service?
- I have one bar.
Nope, I have no bars.
- So, Kristen, you
excited to meet Corey?
- Who's Corey?
- You didn't tell her?
- Tell me what?
- Nothing.
- Johnny and Mark's friend.
He's gonna be at the cabin.
Megan's trying to get
you guys to have sex.
(chuckles)
- He's joking.
- No, you literally said,
"I'm going to get
them to have sex."
- Megan.
- Fine, okay, I said it.
But what I meant was I
just thought it'd be cool
for you to have someone to
hang out with this week.
It's three couples.
I don't want you to be left out.
- I'll be fine.
I was just planning on relaxing
and reading a book or something.
- Let's get one thing straight.
You can light candles or read
50 Shades whenever you want,
but not this week.
Not this week.
- Okay.
Fine.
- Yay!
(engine revving)
- What do we have here?
- Oh shit, what's up, my man?
Glad you made it, brother.
- Johnny B. Hood!
- [Johnny] What's up, man?
- Hi. Corey.
- Yeah, you are.
Look at that face!
- Hi, I'm Corey.
- Hi, I'm Kristen.
- Hi, I'm Kristen.
(inhales)
God, I wish I
could live in this moment.
- I, um, like your smile.
- Thank you.
- Is it vintage?
- What?
- Is it vintage?
- [Kristen] Oh.
(gentle electronic music)
I just wanna lay down a few
ground rules before we head in.
Throw up goes in the toilet,
condoms go in the trash,
and under no circumstance,
will anybody shit in the tub.
- You do something
seven or eight times,
you get a reputation.
But other than that,
this week has no rules.
Let's just have some
fun and get fucked up!
(group cheers)
Let's go!
Get the key...
- [Johnny] Come on, man.
- [Mark] I'm trying.
(ominous music)
- Um, guys, guys!
- What do you want, man?
I'm trying.
(door thudding)
Just back off, man.
(doorknob rattling)
I don't wanna have to hurt you.
- It's twist.
To the left, then the right.
(door clicks)
- Jesus, that was like
a frigging horror movie.
- Who are you, man?
- Name's Cyrus.
What y'all doing up here?
- [Mark] My uncle
owned the place.
- He never said nothing
about no nephew.
- [Mark] You knew him?
- Manner of speaking.
I look after the place
ever since he passed.
God rest his soul.
- [Mark] Well, appreciate
the help with the door.
- Have y'all accepted Jesus
Christ as your Lord and Savior?
- I'm a Christian.
- Not dressed like
that you ain't.
- Babe.
- It's Cyrus, right?
around here
that do bottle service?
Cool.
- Y'all just stay on property.
And there won't be no trouble.
I'm gonna be by tomorrow to
fix some things out back.
- Thanks again for the door.
- Love you, dog.
Stay black, homie.
- [Tim] Oh, hell no, bitch.
- [Kim] Babe!
- Any one but the master!
Isn't this place great?
You okay?
- Yeah.
- Are you sure
this is a good idea?
- Yeah, this place is awesome.
- That guy just creeped me out
and we're in
some stranger's cabin.
- Jules, he's not a stranger,
and the cabin was a gift.
I promise nothing bad is
gonna happen this week.
Okay?
It's gonna be great.
Come on.
- I guess this is the only one.
- Why don't you take it
and I'll stay on the couch.
- No, no, no, no, it's fine.
I can sleep on the couch.
- Don't be crazy, just take it.
I'll stay on the couch.
Okay?
- Uh, well, we can share it.
- Serious?
- Yeah.
Swap off each
night on the couch.
- Oh, I thought
you meant like...
We'll work it out.
Um, I'll see you later.
- See ya.
- Hey, can
you help me with this?
- Yeah.
Kim, I'm trying.
Just not happening.
Think you'll
have to go without it.
- Nice try.
I'm gonna go lay out in the sun.
- You don't wanna
hang out over here?
- [Kim] Oh, you want me
to hang out over here?
- Hell yeah.
- Yeah?
- [Kim] You wanna
have a little fun?
- You know it.
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
- Aw, too bad, babe.
I don't think so.
Bye.
- Woman, you the devil!
(funky electronic music)
Who wants to slip into something
a little more comfortable?
(group cheers)
- What's that?
- Camera.
- Ooh, take my picture?
You take it?
- Nah, it's video.
(water splashes)
- Asshole.
- Lucky it's waterproof.
You wanna get naked?
I'll make you famous.
- I'm okay.
- [Mike] Okay.
Think I'm gonna go down there.
See what's happening.
- Take your time.
(water splashes)
(ominous music)
Mike?
(water splashes)
What's wrong with you?
- What?
- I saw somebody down there!
- A person, I saw a person
down there, let's go!
- What, no,
Katie, come--
- I'll be right back!
- No, Katie!
Katie!
Katie!
(upbeat electronic music)
(suspenseful music)
(pants loudly)
(ominous music)
Come on.
(phone rings)
(blade chinks)
(blood splashes)
- [Operator] 9-1-1, what is
the address of your emergency?
- Fuck!
(blood splashes)
(group cheers)
(upbeat electronic music)
(ominous music)
(breathes loudly)
who has the best slide,
and losers go in the lake.
Hold this, babe.
- Don't go yet.
Babe, can you hold this?
- Yeah.
Hey.
Nice dick.
- Thanks.
- All right, I'll go first.
- Six.
- Six.
(girls cheering)
- Go, Corey!
Go, Corey!
- Three.
- Five.
- Kristen.
(chuckles)
(ominous music)
- [Kim] Come on, baby!
(group cheers)
- Three.
- Aw, come on!
Wait, here's the last part.
(ominous music)
(high-pitched clink)
(thuds)
(screams)
Fuck!
- What happened, man?
- God damnit, something
on the ground cut me.
- Where?
- The fuck is that?
- Barbwire.
- [Tim] Babe, you're a nurse.
What should he do?
- Really, I'm
a dental hygienist.
- We need to put
pressure on this.
Megan, go inside the house,
get a towel or a rag.
Kim, go with her, see if you
can find a first-aid kit.
- Oh shit, look, it's Dr. Quinn.
- Dude, fuck off!
Do I need stitches?
We gotta get this
cleaned up first.
- Just gonna use this to
apply pressure, all right?
- Dude, why the
fuck is there barbwire
on the ground?
- I don't know, man!
- Kim, did you
find a first-aid kit?
- No, I couldn't find one.
Is he gonna be okay?
- Corey, grab
me that bottle of vodka.
- Okay.
- No!
- Listen, we
have to get the dirt
and bacteria out
before it gets infected.
- Here.
- I don't want it!
- Babe, hand me your
phone, I gotta record this.
- Please, just
take me to a hospital.
- No, we have to
get it cleaned now.
- No, don't.
- Someone grab his arms?
- No.
No!
- Worldstar!
- No, no, no, no, no!
(screams)
(engine sputtering)
- How could you do this to me?
You knew what
time we had to be there!
- Do not put this on me!
- You're the one that wanted
to wait to put gas in,
and now we're stuck in the
middle of fucking nowhere!
- It's fine, all right?
Just calm down.
- Don't tell me
what to do, bitch.
- You know what?
Fuck you, Farrah!
- Well, there have to be some
houses around here somewhere,
so I'm going to
go and find help.
You stay in the
bloody car if you want to!
- Fine!
(ominous music)
- Lacey, wait!
Lacey, wait!
- Bitch asked me to drive
and then she
wants to give me shit.
- Lacey!
- Just stay with
the car, Farrah!
(suspenseful music)
- Lacey, turn around!
- What do you want?
- Lacey, please!
- What?
(screams)
(thuds)
(screams)
- No, no, no,
please, please, please.
(pants loudly)
(dramatic drum music)
- So, how's the foot?
- It hurts.
- You know,
technically, you did lose.
- Thanks, man.
- So, anybody
down for some poker?
- I guess.
- I'm sorry, who's down
for some strip poker?
- Definitely!
(ominous music)
- All right, things are
starting to get interesting.
Kim.
Kim?
Kim!
- What?
- It's you.
- Oh.
Whatever, I'm out.
- All right, looks like
it's just Corey and Megan.
(breathes loudly)
Fellas, can we have a
little powwow for a second?
- Hey, no cheating.
- Babe, it's not cheating.
It's coaching.
- [Corey] All right,
so it's not good.
- What do you have?
- Pair of eights.
- Goddamn!
Um, them some
sweet ass cards though.
- [Mark] You gotta do it.
- Yeah, man, I really
wanna see Megan's boobs.
(chuckles)
My bad.
- Nah, it's cool.
They're really nice.
- All right.
- Yeah.
- Cool, you guys ready?
- Not yet.
- All right, well, hurry up.
I'll get another beer.
- [Johnny] Me too.
- [Mark] Come on.
- Talk to you for a second?
- What's up, man?
- Can I give you some advice?
- Okay.
- All right.
As you're probably
aware, very good chance
that everyone in this room is
gonna see your dick tonight.
- Yeah, I know.
- Okay, and
it's no secret that you got
a little candy crush on Kristen.
Depending on how this
goes, it could be very good
or it could be really bad.
- Look, Corey,
I've never seen your penis,
sure's got a lot going for it,
I just wanna make sure that
when you do present it,
you're showing people the best
of what you have to offer.
- So you're saying I should get
a boner--
- Hey-oh!
Keep it down, motormouth.
Look, kid, nobody's
talking about a boner here.
Okay, I'm talking about
a happy middle ground.
Got a little bit
of gas in the tank,
but you're not slamming
your foot down on the pedal.
- Okay.
All right, I think I
understand what you're saying.
But I don't know how to do that.
- Corey, Corey, Corey.
Those girls are hot, right?
Possibly unrealistically hot.
All you gotta do
is give a quick glance.
Get the party started.
Whatever you do, don't stare.
You don't
need a noise complaint.
Understand?
- Yep.
- Right.
That's my boy.
Go out there and put
your best dick forward.
- [Mark] Ladies, finally ready?
- Uh, duh.
- [Mark] Let's start with Corey.
What do you wanna do?
- I'm in.
- Okay.
Megan, what do you wanna do?
- I'm in.
- All right, moment of truth.
Corey.
- Pair of eights.
- [Mark] Megan?
- Pair of fives.
(guys cheering)
- [Tim] Come on, babe, no hands.
- Okay.
(suspenseful drum music)
(pants loudly)
(door thudding)
- What was that?
- Was that the door?
- That's what it sounded like.
- Someone gonna get that?
- [Tim] I'll go check it out.
It's probably just carolers.
(door thudding)
(doorknob rattles)
(door thudding)
- Come on, come on, come
on, come on, please open.
(Tim humming)
(door thudding)
- Who is it?
(blade chinks)
(gasps)
(blood splashes)
And behind door number one!
Guys!
There's no one even here.
(ominous music)
(dramatic orchestral chord)
(screams)
- Outside, I saw
someone out the window.
- Where?
- Out there!
- Everyone, stay here.
- What are you doing?
(blade chinks)
- Mark, don't!
- What's going on?
- Someone's outside!
- What's that?
- It's fucked up.
Wasn't there when we got here.
- [Mark] Okay, this ends now.
- Wait, man, I'll come with.
- No.
Stay here.
- [Corey] All right,
I'm gonna take a piss.
- Hello?
Someone out here?
- I don't know, Johnny,
but I saw someone outside!
What, you don't believe me?
- Huh?
- No, it's okay.
- I bet that was
that creepy guy.
- Megan, why
would a lonely old man
wanna watch a bunch of
young, hot girls strip?
Do you think before you talk?
(squeaking)
- What was that?
- Did you shut the door?
- [Tim] Yeah.
- Did you lock it?
- Nuh-uh.
- Corey, is that you?
(ominous music)
- Hey, are you okay?
Hello?
(suspenseful music)
(water splashes)
(ominous music)
- What?
- Did you open the front door?
- No, dude,
I took a piss inside.
- But did you open the door?
- No, dude,
I took a piss inside.
Is there a problem?
- No, it's okay.
We just thought we heard
the front door open,
and we wanted to
know if it was you.
- We did hear
the front door open.
- Well, it wasn't me.
- It's all right, man.
- Yeah, man, hobble on over
there and see what it was.
- Sit down, man,
I'll check it out.
- No, Corey, wait!
- What?
Figured, uh, since I was
just out there, came back,
I got a little toy, uh,
I'm good for a little bit.
No?
- [Corey]
Don't worry about it, man.
It's probably just Mark.
- What?
I guarantee he doesn't
come back with a gift.
So, who's up for another round?
- Hey, Mark, you out here, man?
Mark!
(ominous music)
(muffled buzzing)
Mark, is that you?
Mark.
(buzzing)
(buzzing)
(squeaking)
(dramatic orchestral chord)
- What are you doing?
- I was looking for you.
- What's that?
- I don't know,
I found it in the crate.
(sighs)
You okay, man?
I just got out of the cold
ass lake and I get back here
to find you snooping
around in my family's shit.
- Dude, I think
you need to back up
because I was looking for you.
And then I heard a noise and
that's why I came in here.
- You were looking for me, huh?
Did you expect
to find me in that crate?
Maybe in that folder?
- Well, no, but I--
- Look,
I don't know you that well, man.
But shit like
this isn't going to fly
if you wanna
hang with us this week.
Put it back.
and we don't need anymore
weird shit scaring the girls.
- Fine.
- There they are.
- So was it that guy?
- No, I don't know, um--
- [Tim] Mark,
did you go swimming?
- No, I mean, I did, but I
know tonight's been crazy,
but we checked outside,
no one's out there,
so I think it's best if
we just call it a night.
- [Johnny] Well,
this has been fun.
Hopefully,
my foot doesn't fall off
in the middle of my sleep.
- Hey, Mark.
Great party.
- Hey, Tim.
Go fuck yourself.
- Oh, you
want trouble, huh, guy?
- Hey.
Are you okay?
- What's wrong, you've
been acting pissed off
since you got back here.
- [Mark] Nothing.
- Mark, talk to me.
- You know,
I shouldn't have invited him.
- Invited who? Tim?
- No. Corey.
- What's wrong with Corey?
- You don't get a weird
vibe from that kid?
I mean, I barely know him,
but I thought he was cool.
- He seems all right.
Kristen seems to like him.
- Nah, something weird's
happening.
I don't trust him.
What?
- I wasn't gonna say anything,
but when you
went to go check outside,
I could've sworn I heard
the front door close.
- What, when did you plan
on telling me this, Jules?
- I didn't think about it!
Why are you getting mad at me?
- Sorry, it's just...
It's not how
I wanted things to go.
- Come here.
It's not your job to make
sure everyone has fun.
We can have our own fun.
You smell like shit.
- Oh, yeah,
I was, um, in the lake.
- I know, why exactly?
- Just gonna get in the shower.
- How about a bath?
- What are you doing?
- Brushing my teeth?
- Where's Corey?
- I think he's
in the living room.
- You like him, right?
- Yeah, he's cute.
So?
- Kristen, I know his type.
He's not gonna
make the first move.
You have to
be the one to initiate.
- What am I supposed to do?
- Well, for starters,
stop looking like
you're dressing up for a
middle school slumber party.
- These are my pajamas.
- No.
These are pajamas.
- I don't look like that.
- Are you kidding, Kristen?
You have a banging body.
Come here.
- Why? Ow!
Ow.
- And these...
This has to go.
- Are you done?
- What do you
have on under there?
- What?
- I wanna know what
you're wearing under these.
- What? Stop.
What are you doing?
- What is it?
- Nothing, okay?
Don't have anything.
You happy now?
- Nice.
Okay, I think you're ready.
- Whatever.
Thank you, I guess.
- Hey, one last thing.
- What?
What are you doing?
- Shh.
Just go with it.
Now you're ready.
(ominous music)
(door squeaks)
- See?
This is nice.
Mark.
Mark.
- What?
- What are you thinking about?
- Nothing.
- Come here.
(ominous music)
- What the hell, man?
- Tim!
- Worldstar!
- Get out of here, man.
- Okay, okay.
I'll go in like 30 minutes.
- No, go to bed now.
- All right,
let's all go to bed.
Come on now, get out of the tub.
- I don't think so.
- Well, at least
we have the video.
- That's it.
(upbeat electronic music)
- Hey.
What you doing?
- Um, cutting an apple.
You wanna slice?
- Sure.
Thanks.
It's really good.
- Yeah. (chuckles)
It looks like
you really enjoyed that.
- So, are you having fun?
- Yeah, I mean, it's been
crazier than I thought,
but I'm having fun.
You?
- Oh. Yeah.
Well, um,
couch is calling my name.
- Uh, well, I actually wanted
to talk to you about that.
You know,
we don't have to switch.
You can just stay there.
- Well, I mean,
it's a really big bed.
We could just share it.
- Yeah?
Like one of us on the covers,
the other one on top.
Or we could put like pillows
between us.
- Yeah.
No, um...
Those are really good ideas.
- Look, I don't want you to
get the wrong idea about me.
- I mean, I think
you're cool and, um,
I just don't want to
make you uncomfortable.
(upbeat electronic music)
- I'm not.
- [Tim] Damn, that's some
serious Notebook shit, man.
Nobody's gonna wanna see that.
- [Corey] Come on, man.
- [Kristen] Goodnight, Tim.
- All right, man.
Build to that house.
- Night, dude.
- [Tim] Night, guys.
Goodnight, everyone!
(serene music)
(door knocks)
- Kristen, can I
borrow your blow dryer?
Oh.
Oh!
(laughs)
I'm just gonna...
(ominous music)
- Mark.
What are you doing?
- Beautiful out here, right?
- Yeah.
Are you coming inside?
- In a second.
- There's some eggs left if
you're hungry.
- Okay.
- It's cold.
I'm gonna go inside.
- Hey.
I love you.
- I love you too.
- [Johnny] Yeah, man,
but that's good to hear.
- Things turned out,
you know, unexpectedly.
- Yeah, I don't know though.
I think she might be the one.
- So, Corey,
how'd you sleep last night?
- [Corey] Good.
- Really?
Sounded like a goddamn Mariah
Carey concert next door.
(high-pitched moan)
(door thuds)
- What's going on?
- Nothing, Mark,
you do own shirts, right?
- I'm on vacation, bitch.
- So, what are we doing today?
- You should go for a run.
(laughs)
I don't know about you guys,
but I'm gonna take my lady
on a little nature hike.
Gonna get in touch with
where the wild things are.
- Then what are we gonna do?
- You guys wanna go fishing?
I saw they have
some poles over there.
- Oh, yeah?
Where'd you see that?
- In one of the bedroom closets.
So now you're just going
through everything, huh?
- Okay, this seems fun.
Babe, you wanna get going?
- Yeah.
- Mark.
Mark.
Let's go get something to eat.
- Yeah.
- [Julia] Let's go.
- What was that all about, bro?
- I don't know, man.
I don't know.
- [Megan] Babe, wait up.
- [Tim] Well, hurry up.
- [Tim] Is it me or has Mark
turned into a real psycho?
I think he might be juicing.
- Uh, no.
He was drinking coffee.
(snorts)
- God, that's cute.
- Wait, do you not even
want me to go with you?
Because you do know
you can go by yourself.
- Megan.
You know I want
you to come with me.
You know I've been trying to
get some alone time with you.
Come on, dumb-dumb.
- So what happens now?
- Now we just wait.
- Wait for what?
- The fish.
- Oh.
(pole clicking)
For how long?
- As long as it takes.
(sighs)
- Well, I'm bored.
- You wanna hold my pole?
- No, Johnny, I don't
wanna hold your pole.
- [Johnny] Babe.
- Uh oh.
- Nah, man, she's cool.
You should cast over there.
- Over there?
All right.
(pole clicking)
- You get something?
- I'm stuck on something.
- Let me see.
Probably just stuck on some
weeds.
(pole clicking)
There we go.
- Something's on the line.
- What is that?
- Is that a shirt?
(water splashes)
- Oh, shit.
- [Johnny] Looks like
somebody went skinny-dipping.
- [Corey] Dude, that's a
hospital gown.
- That's really weird.
- Dude, can I tell you
something?
- Yeah, what's up?
- All right, so last night
when I was looking for Mark--
- Jesus Christ!
- What the fuck man!
- Hey, y'all doing some fishing?
- Yeah.
- Catch anything good?
- Nah, man, this lake sucks.
All we got is some shitty
hospital gown.
- Let me see that.
(ominous music)
Y'all gonna
keep doing some fishing?
- Nah, man.
We're good.
- Yeah.
- Let's go back to the house.
(ominous music)
- Looks like somebody
was out here camping.
- You think they're still here?
- [Tim]
No, I don't see any tents.
- [Megan] Babe, why
don't we ever go camping?
- Meg, you know I only like you
in the kitchen and the bedroom.
- You know, I'm getting
really tired of your shit.
but behind all your
jokes, there's some truth.
If you think I'm only good for
sex,
then maybe we
shouldn't be together.
- Okay, okay.
I was just having fun.
You know how I feel about you.
- Yeah?
How's that?
- I love you?
- You what?
- I love you?
I can't wait till
we move in together,
and start a life, and have
babies, and--
- Ah, yeah, yeah.
Let's just enjoy the moment.
- Oh!
Okay.
- Ooh, hey now!
- Baby, I love you.
- Uh-huh.
- I said I love you.
Tim.
- What?
- Did you not hear what I said?
- I love you too.
- Hold on, hold on.
Okay, go.
Worldstar!
(dramatic orchestral chord)
Oh, shit!
(squishing)
(screams)
(squishing)
- Going somewhere?
- Pack your things, Kim.
- [Kim] Where are we going?
- We're going home.
There's some crazy shit going on
and we need to get outta here.
- You're scared, Johnny?
- Kim, it's not a joke.
I don't know what this place is
or why Mark brought us out here.
All that I know is I'm the only
black dude
and I'm not sticking around
to see what happens next.
- Well, I'm having fun.
- Fine.
- So you're just
gonna walk home?
- Go back inside.
- Where are you going?
- Go find Tim and Megan.
Take Tim's
car and get outta here.
- What? No.
Johnny, are you serious?
That guy, my foot, stuff
that happened last night,
what more do you need?
Look,
if you wanna stay, that's fine.
Go back to the cabin.
- Wait, baby.
I'm sorry, okay?
Come on.
Be careful.
- You sure you wanna do that?
- I am.
- I win.
- [Kristen] How did I cheat?
- [Mark]
You guys seen Johnny or Kim?
- Uh, no, why?
They're not in their room?
- [Mark] No.
- Maybe they went for a
hike like Tim and Megan did.
- What's going on here?
- Just playing a game.
- Where'd you get it?
- What?
- Where'd you find it?
- I...
- I found it
in one of the rooms.
- Really?
- Here, taste this.
Let's go to the bedroom.
Come on.
- You wanna play again?
- Can I tell you something?
- What's that?
- So last night when
everything was happening...
(ominous music)
- Megan!
- Tim!
- [Kim] Megan!
- [Johnny] Tim!
- Johnny, I don't know.
- They couldn't
have gone too far.
Let's keep going.
(ominous music)
(soft cracking)
Wait.
Did you hear that?
- Hear what?
(soft cracking)
What was that?
Megan!
Megan!
- [Johnny] Kim, wait!
(ominous music)
(dramatic orchestral chord)
(gasps)
(breathes loudly)
(suspenseful drum music)
- Oh no!
We have to go!
- What's going on?
- [Kim] Run!
- [Johnny] Oh, shit!
(screams)
- Johnny!
Johnny, come on!
I'm sorry.
- What?
(moans)
(ominous music)
(blade chinks)
(screams)
(blade chinks)
(breathes loudly)
(ominous music)
- [Corey] It's just over here.
Wait.
- What?
- Okay.
Where is it?
- [Mark] Where's what?
- Mark.
- What are you guys doing in
here?
- [Corey] What's with the bat?
- Oh, I just wanted to see
if anyone was up
for a little baseball.
Looking for something?
- Yeah, where's
the crate that was here?
- The crate
with the stuffed animal.
- I don't know what you're
talking about.
- Are you serious, dude?
- Corey?
- No, I swear it was here.
- Sounds like a sad
excuse to get you alone.
Seems pretty
pathetic if you ask me.
- No, that, that's not...
Whatever.
(thuds)
- [Mark] Where do you think
you're going?
- What is this?
- Corey, Corey, Corey.
You just couldn't!
(thuds)
(screams)
Leave it!
(thuds)
Alone!
(thuds)
What is the matter with you?
- Don't worry.
You're next.
(grunts)
(thuds)
(ominous music)
(breathes loudly)
(gasps)
- Please don't kill me.
Please, I just wanna go home!
(whimpers)
I won't tell anybody.
Just please, I don't wanna die!
(blade chinks)
(blood splashes)
(intestines splashing)
(thuds)
(eerie music)
- This is not
how I wanted things to go.
- Why are you doing this?
- Julia, sweetheart.
Why don't you try something
that you've never done before?
And shut the fuck up!
- Mark, this isn't funny.
We didn't do anything wrong.
- You.
I should've never invited you.
You just had to go
and fuck things up
by getting into things you
shouldn't have.
- You know exactly what I'm
talking about!
I'm talking about this!
All the patients
that got killed out here!
- I don't even
know what those are.
- You don't know what they are.
Well, did you see this one?
- No.
This is my cousin.
He used to live
out here with my uncle.
When my uncle died,
they couldn't find him.
But now, I'm starting to think
maybe he's still out here.
And I can't be
babysitting your nosy asses
while I try to find him!
(screams)
- [Kristen] Someone's outside.
- It's probably just
Tim and Johnny wanting
to join the party.
I'll go grab them.
Don't you fucking move!
Hey, guys.
(dramatic music)
- Wait!
His car keys!
Come on, keys, keys, keys.
(keys jingling)
(eerie music)
(screams)
(scratching)
- Henry?
Henry, it's you.
It's me, your cousin Mark.
Remember me?
It's okay.
Here, take this.
Everything's gonna be fine.
We're gonna take you
some place safe, okay?
Here.
It's okay.
I promise.
Everything is gonna be fine.
We're gonna
take you some place safe.
It's okay.
- No!
- What are you doing?
(knife clanks)
Don't even
think about, just stop!
(squishing)
(blood splashing)
Why did you make me do that?
You always ruined everything!
(squishiness)
What's the matter with you?
- I guess crazy
just runs in the family.
(ominous music)
(thuds)
(axe whooshes)
(squishing)
(thuds)
(squishing)
Never liked that kid.
You ready?
Everything is gonna be fine.
Here.
(breathes loudly)
Okay?
Let's do this.
(dramatic orchestral chord)
Henry.
(gurgling)
(thuds)
(suspenseful music)
(keys jingling)
- Tim!
Tim!
(screams)
(grunting)
Where the fuck are the keys?
No, no!
(ominous music)
(heart beating)
(keys jingling)
(dramatic chord)
(screams)
(breathes loudly)
(keys jingling)
(ominous music)
(whimpers)
(screams)
(thuds)
Stay back!
Just stay back!
I'm just gonna
get in the car and go.
No don't do that!
(screams)
(cracks)
(thuds)
(dramatic orchestral chord)
(screams)
(rifle fires)
- You all right?
- No.
He killed them.
He killed them all.
- Well, it's over now.
All right.
You're safe.
Calm down.
All right?
Phone back at my house.
Go there, we'll call
the police, all right?
- [Kristen] Thank you.
- Come on.
So your friends, you,
uh, you sure they're...
- Yeah.
- [Cyrus] That's a damn shame.
That's a shame, darling.
Do you know why he did it?
- No.
- [Cyrus] Well, I told
him I'd seen you first.
- What?
- But I guess they
don't call it Crazy Lake
for nothing, right?
(locks click)
- Where's your house?
- Darling, if you weren't scared
before, you should be now.
- Please, no.
(screams)
(upbeat electronic music)
(dramatic orchestral chord)
(upbeat electronic music)