Creeper in the Woods (2025) Movie Script
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(explosion booming)
(air whooshing)
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(speaker speaking in foreign language)
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(Tina breathing heavily)
- Babe, can you keep up?
- You have way longer legs than
I do, so keep that in mind.
Like, two steps to your one,
so cut me some slack.
- Yeah, sorry.
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- I don't know what you want me to do.
- Nothin'. I'm good.
I just need to slow
down a bit, that's all.
All good in the hood.
- Honey.
Oh look, some water.
Let's go over there.
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Dang, babe, that was a pretty good throw.
I'm totally impressed.
- Thanks.
I was on the T-ball team when I was five,
so you know.
- Ah.
Do you wanna just sit here for a bit?
- Yeah, sure.
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- Oh, that's nice.
Oh wow, yeah.
Just like that.
Oh my God.
That feels so good.
(Tina moans)
Jared, what are you doing?
- Just go with it.
- No way.
We are not doing it out here in the woods.
- Come on, Tina.
It'll be fun.
- What if someone sees us?
- Tina, look around.
There's nobody around.
We're in the middle of nowhere.
(crickets chirping)
(twig snaps)
- What was that?
- [Jared] I didn't hear anything.
- Jared, stop.
I heard something.
- Babe, there's nothing out here.
We're fine.
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- Oh my God, Jared!
(blood gushing)
(Tina screaming)
Oh my God, no!
Please (whimpers)!
(Tina screams)
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(patrons chattering)
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- Hey man, how's it goin'?
- Hey.
- Can I get a bottle, please?
- Absolutely.
- Thank you.
- Here you go.
- Appreciate that.
- [Bartender] You got it.
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- (laughs) Hey man, what's goin' on?
- Hey, yo, my guy.
Good to see to see you, bro.
- Man, good to see you.
Man, so what's up?
How's it been?
- You know, same old, same old.
Work, bills.
- I feel that, man, I feel that.
- Oh my God.
- How's the missus?
- Oh man, she's great, bro.
- Good, good.
- She's really great, bro.
Definitely I keep my cover
from that one, you feel me?
- Oh, without a doubt, keep that good.
- How's Kelly, though?
- You know, man, she's a wild one.
Gotta keep that one in check, you know?
- But she's a good one, too?
- Yeah, she's doin' good.
She's out there partyin' and whatnot.
She's got a little crazy streak goin' on.
Sometimes it's nice to
stay at home and chill,
you know what I'm sayin'?
- I feel you.
You gotta tame that tiger huh, though?
(both laughing)
- That's the understatement
of decade my guy.
She's a good girl, though.
She's a good girl, though.
She's good.
I ain't gonna take that
away from her, but you know.
- So when you gonna make
her an honest woman?
- Oo, six months in?
Hell nah, man.
We ain't near that yet, mm mm.
- Yeah, yeah, I get it.
- And the Double Stuffed Oreo is complete.
- Holy shit.
- Oh (laughs).
- [Jack] What's up, man?
How you doin'?
- I need a haircut
badly, but I'm all right.
- [Jack] You don't need
a haircut, no worries.
- How's Abby?
- She's good.
Yeah, yeah, she's doin' all right.
We're kinda going through
a bit of a rough patch,
but we'll be fine.
- Oo.
- It'll be fine.
- You all right, man?
- It'll be fine.
- Uh huh.
- I mean, it's tension, but
we're working through it.
How are you guys, though?
- Oh, I mean, we just sitting here talkin'
about Jack marrying Kelly.
- Whoa, whoa, hell no, back that shit up.
We were talking about Jack not
marrying Kelly anytime soon.
- Oh God.
- Mm mm.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Why not?
- Thank you.
- Come on, don't get me wrong.
She's a good girl.
She's a great girl.
I'd wife her up in a heartbeat,
but she's a little bit of
a crazy streak right now
and she gotta chill the fuck out
before we can get that serious, you know?
- Bro, listen to me, take my hand.
Come on, come here.
- All right.
You gotta moisturize some shit.
- You have a great one.
- I know.
- Are you hearing me?
- Mm hm.
- All right?
And you out kicked your
coverage on this one.
- We were just sayin' that same shit.
- Uh huh.
- Yeah, and it's funny
(indistinct) same shit too, right?
(all clamoring)
- Oh yeah, God forbid.
- Golly, bro.
- Listen, y'all want
some drinks or somethin'?
- Yeah, man, I'm good with a beer.
Whatever you pick.
- Same.
- I got ya, stand by.
- All right, bro.
(both chattering indistinctly)
- I'm good.
- Man, two more, please.
- [Bartender] Yes, Sir.
- Ah, thanks, man.
- You got it.
(whistles) Fellas.
- Hey.
I got gifts.
- Oh, thanks, man.
- One for you, one for you.
- Hey, thank you.
- Yep.
- Filled to the brim, huh?
- Right, yeah, all the way
to the brim.
- Almost.
- Don't say that out loud (indistinct).
- Yeah.
All right, I don't wanna
see no party fowls.
- Cole already did that,
so yeah, that's a problem.
- Oh, boy.
- You do that to me.
- Oh yeah, sure.
- Mm hm.
Wait, hold on, hold on, hold up.
Mm mm.
Toast, all right?
To out kicking your coverage, huh?
- Hey, okay, there you go.
- There you go.
Mm.
- That's good.
- Is it.
- My beer, love it.
- All right, you can keep it.
- Golly.
- Who's goin' first?
- So, yeah.
You and me gonna go first
'cause he party fowled,
so Cole gets the winner.
- All right, cool.
- All right.
- You break that shit.
- I got you.
- You sad?
- Okay, mm hm.
- Mm.
- Go ahead, let's do this.
- [Cole] Go, Chris.
- Cole, please be normal today.
- Cheerleader.
- Oh God, Lee.
(ball clacking)
- Perfect.
- Smooth, awesome.
- So how's work been goin', Cole?
- Well, I got the promotion, man,
which means my work load is double
but the pay is fucking awesome.
- Hey, that's great, man.
Congrats on that.
- Yeah, it's great for the bank account,
but it's the reason why
there's a bit of a strain
in the relationship.
Long hours kinda suck.
- Well, man, Abby's gotta
know if you wanna move
up in this world you gotta make
a couple sacrifices, right?
- Yeah, she gets it.
Doesn't mean she likes it.
- (sighs) Yeah, I get that.
- Yeah, but she just wants to travel,
and I do too, it's just
that we can't afford it
and we don't have the time to
go out traveling for awhile.
- Oh hey, you're still coming
to the camping trip next week, right?
- Yeah, yeah, no, we're definitely...
I'm talking about like long week trips.
We just can't do that right now,
but it's frustrating us both.
- Well, it'll get better
man, it's all right.
- Yeah no, I know, man,
and like, we're really excited
to go to the camping trip.
Like, I think it's gonna
be good for us both
to get away and spend some
quality time together.
- Well, hang in there, buddy.
- Yeah, yeah, no, I am, man.
And everything will be
fine, you know what I mean?
Everyone goes through rough patches.
All marriages and relationships have 'em.
- Be that as it may, we're
rootin' for you, all right?
- Actually guys (sighs),
I think I have something I wanna say.
- (sighs) What?
- Oh my God guys, you guys have got
to keep this in the vault, though.
- Okay, what?
- No, no, no, guys, I'm dead serious.
Like, when you know you have
to be as surprised as fuck
when you hear it, all right?
- Okay, we get that.
Yeah, come on, spill it out.
What is it?
- Cole, what the fuck, dude?
Like...
- Okay-
- Say it.
- Yeah, are you ready?
- Yeah, say it, mm hm.
- Abby's preggers.
- Oh, shit.
- That was it?
- Okay, that's fuckin' awesome, dude.
That's a good thing, right?
- Well yeah, I mean, we
were kinda trying for it.
- Kinda?
- Well, we stopped using birth control,
and we thought if it
happened then it happens
and it happened (laughs).
- Well, shit, man.
Congrats, yeah, right?
Gotta say that might put a lot
of strain on the relationship, but...
- Ya think?
- I mean, yeah, man.
Have you seen people with kids?
I mean, ya feed 'em,
change 'em, all that shit,
and then what if it doesn't sleep?
Then you're working this job, extra hours,
and that's no free time
for like three years, man.
- Um, yeah, that does sound exhausting,
and yeah, I guess I
didn't think about that.
- Look, look, look,
okay, it's gon' be rough,
but it's gonna be worth it, okay?
I'm sure of it.
- Well, I just figured it would bring
us closer together, you know?
- Cole, don't get in your head, okay?
This is a good thing, all right?
- Yeah, yeah, it is.
You're right.
But if you guys say
anything about the baby,
I'm gonna kill you.
- So, camping.
- Don't even tell the girls, I'm serious.
- Cole, calm down, relax, all right?
No one's gonna say anything
to anybody, all right?
And as far as the camping
trip, we're on it, absolutely.
- Yes, yes, very excited.
Don't know about Kelly, though.
She's never been camping before.
- Really, like at all?
- Nah, man.
You know city girls.
They don't like to get their hands dirty.
- Well, then she's gonna have
a great time with us (laughs).
- (laughs) Yeah, I'm sure
she'll have a great time,
but listen, name of the
game, support, okay?
I'm just happy she's comin' along.
- Well, look, I'm sure she's gonna
have a good time, all right?
She's gonna be hangin' out with us, so.
- I'm gonna get the van
off Thursday, all right?
Swing by, pick y'all up in the morning,
and we're gonna go from there.
How's that sound?
- Yeah, man.
- All good.
- Well, all right, let's
fucking get this game going.
(balls clacking)
Oh.
Oh, hello, uh-
- Hi.
- Can I help you?
- I bet you can.
(chuckles) My name's Lisa.
- Jack.
- So I've been watching you
and I've definitely decided that I'm gonna
take you home with me tonight.
- I am so flattered to hear you say that.
However, I have this
gorgeous heavily committed
really super cool girlfriend at home,
so gonna have to respectfully decline.
- That's too bad.
I was gonna invite my
friend Samantha to join us.
- [Jack] Oh.
(Lisa giggles)
Oh, wow.
- Yeah.
- Okay-
- If you change your mind,
call me.
(Jack whistles)
- Bro, what the fuck?
Did that really just happen?
- Bro, that is crazy.
Was she like bullshitting
or was she like, for real?
- Who knows?
Who cares?
Little ego boost and we're
on our merry little way, huh?
Let's play.
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- Yeah, they're all gung-ho
about this camping trip,
but I'm not really feeling it.
- [Kelly's Mom] Well, you
won't know unless you try it.
- I know.
I'm really just doing it for Jack.
He loves it, and I know
it's been a long time.
I'm just scared about being
out in the wilderness at night.
- [Kelly's Mom] I get it.
But really, what's the worst
thing that could happen?
- I don't know.
- [Kelly's Mom] I think it's just
an irrational fear, sweetie.
- You think?
- [Kelly's Mom] Yes, I do.
People do it all the time.
There's even people that actually live
in the woods full time.
- I guess you're right.
Like I said, I'm doing it for Jack.
- [Kelly's Mom] So, what else is goin' on?
- You know, just bills and work.
- [Kelly's Mom] How's the job goin'?
- It's fine.
It's not exactly what I wanna be doing,
but it's okay, I guess.
- [Kelly's Mom] Well, just hang in there
till you get your big break.
(Kelly sighs)
- [Kelly] I will.
How's Dad doing?
- [Kelly's Mom] He has his good days
and he has his bad days.
Today wasn't great, but
we're pluggin' along.
He looked at me dead in the face today
and had no clue who I was.
It's just disheartening
to see him like that.
- Yeah, it's sad.
I wish I could be there to help you more.
- [Kelly's Mom] It's fine, sweetie.
You moved out there so you can get
your career goin', and I get that.
We're okay over here.
- Do you feel lonely?
- I do.
- (sighs) I'm sorry, Mom.
I know I should call more.
It's just crazy here all the time.
- [Kelly's Mom] You
don't have to apologize.
It will be nice to hear from
you more, but I understand.
Look honey, I've gotta go feed your dad.
I'll talk to you soon.
- Yeah, Mom.
- [Kelly's Mom] Try to have
a good time on your trip.
- I will, Mom.
I love you.
- Love you, honey.
Bye.
- Bye.
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So tell me again, what exactly
happens when you go camping?
- It's fun.
- Yeah, we roast marshmallows,
tell scary stories, hike through woods.
- Sounds terrible.
Guys (sighs), I don't
think I'm gonna like this.
- Aw, come on, babe.
Give it a chance, all right?
It's nice to try new things.
Besides, you might actually it.
- Yeah, but I have a nice
warm cozy bed at home.
You want me to sleep in
a tent on the ground.
I just don't see the allure.
And what if an animal, like
a bear tries to get us?
- It's called roughing it, okay?
It's like living how they did eons ago.
Catch and cook your own
food, live off the land.
You know, it helped us
appreciate what we have now.
And Kelly, there are no
bears in these woods.
- I guess.
- Hey girl, if that makes
you feel any better,
I used to feel the exact same way you did,
and then I tried it and I loved it.
Just helps you get a little closer
to nature without the
outside distractions.
- Yeah.
Just wait till you see the sky at night.
It's incredible.
You don't realize how many stars there are
until you see them out in the woods
with no city lights spoiling it.
- That does sound kind of nice.
- See?
Look, I think you're gonna like it.
And by the way, thanks
for doin' this with me.
- You're welcome.
- Hey, how much longer till we get there?
- What are you, eight?
- Be nice.
- About 20 minutes.
- Okay, sorry.
I'm just excited, buddy.
- You're so damn cute.
- Okay, but what about Jason?
What if Jason is in these
woods and tries to kill us all?
(group laughs)
- Babe, Jason, isn't real.
- I know Jason isn't real, Jack,
but what if someone like Jason
is living in these woods we're going to.
- Babe, there is no Jason or anyone
like Jason here or anywhere, all right?
Promise.
- Okay.
(engine rumbling)
(all chattering)
- We made it, guys.
God, finally.
- Woo!
- Ugh.
- We made it.
- Thanks, babe.
- Of course, anytime.
Oo.
Listen, hold on to these for me.
- Sure.
(Jack sighs)
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- All right.
- Okay, hey, hey.
Just remember everybody,
that we are here to unplug for the weekend
and get our chillax on, so hand 'em over.
- Chillax?
Come on, man.
You're better than that.
- Yeah, yeah.
Phone, phone.
- Oh my God.
- Trust me, you'll
survive without checking
your phone every 30 seconds.
- I didn't bring my phone.
- 100% true, people.
- Mm.
(group laughs)
- You almost had me.
- I'll take that.
- Oh, you got that babe?
- Yeah.
- All right.
- Okay, come on.
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- Hey, are you sure the van's
gonna be okay parked there?
- There? Yeah, it'll be fine.
There's like two cars
that come through here.
We're secluded, don't worry.
- Okay.
- All right?
- [Kelly] Hey guys, wait up!
- Come on!
- Couple of laggers!
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- All right,
this looks like a great spot
right here, don't you think?
- Yeah, man, look.
You don't have to go too
far for fishing either.
- Right?
- Uh huh.
- All right, let's just
make camp here then.
- Okay, let's get it.
Got it, babe?
- Yep.
- I still can't believe
you guys have me out here.
- You'll be fine.
- This is yours.
- Oh my God.
- Oh, thanks.
- You know what?
(all chattering indistinctly)
- Yeah, while you guys set up,
I'll just go ahead and sit here.
- Oh, thanks.
- I'll watch.
- [Chris] How we get stuck like this?
- [Cole] All right fellas.
- [Chris] Y'all really
about to sit there, huh?
Oh, okay.
Got it.
Is that my-
- We are.
- Is that my-
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(group laughs)
- Oh, shit.
- Oh.
- You know guys, this is
actually pretty peaceful.
- Mm hm.
Told you you were gonna
have yourself some fun.
(chuckles) You just watch.
(Kelly laughs)
- Oh, wait, guys,
who wants some Voodoo vodka?
- Me!
- There she goes.
- Okay, me first, me first.
Stand in line.
- All right.
Go ahead, baby.
All right babe, there
you go, there you go.
Woo!
- It's good, you know?
- Yo!
- Who's there?
- You already know I'm in it.
(group laughs)
- Hell, yeah.
- Woo!
- Hey Cole, bro?
Hey, what kinda food did
you bring to cook tonight?
- Well, we're gonna have
some plant-based veggie
black bean burgers.
We'll just grill 'em over the fire later.
- You fuckin' serious, bro?
- What? They're really good.
We love 'em.
- We?
No, no, no, no.
We who? Uh uh.
- Abby and me.
- Bro, we're out here roughing it
in the fucking woods
and you bring some bullshit
like veggie burgers?
- They're really good.
You just haven't tried them yet.
- No shit because I eat meat, Cole.
Like, you know what?
What about tomorrow?
- Veggie hot dogs.
- Oh my-
- Jesus fucking Christ.
- Look, we better catch
some fuckin' fish tomorrow.
- Wait, what the fuck is a veggie dog?
That sounds so weird.
- No, they taste and look like hot dogs.
They rock!
- I somehow doubt that.
- Mm hm.
- Look, you guys have
no respect for my food,
but, all right, let's
just get some firewood
and some rocks, all right?
Honey, will you come with me?
- You do that.
- All right?
- Let's do it.
- The only idea that's good you had.
- Shit ass veggie dog.
What the hell, man?
- [Lori] Catch y'all.
- Got one.
I got one.
- Oh, here's a good one.
- Oh, shit, sure is.
- Oh, this is going to be
a fun, relaxing weekend
with our best friends.
- Mm.
I do hope Kelly holds up.
- (smirks) I'm sure she'll be fine.
We just gotta keep her distracted
by all the pretty stuff.
- And we gotta keep her fed.
- That too.
- I do think it's cute that she thinks
she's gonna be like
attacked by a wild animal
or some creeper in the woods
or some shit, you know?
- God, are you fucking
stupid or something?
- What?
- You don't call another woman cute,
especially to your girlfriend.
- Look, I didn't mean anything by it.
- Oh, just stop!
Fuckin' idiot.
- Jeez.
Here we go.
(bugs chirping)
- Oh my (indistinct)!
(Abby grunts)
(Abby exhales)
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- Okay, speaking of,
- What?
- I'm gonna get on your back
so I don't have to walk anymore.
- Oh my God, you are so lucky
I love your ass, you know that?
- (laughs) You know though,
eventually we do have to
actually start looking for wood.
- Okay.
And like I said, you are gonna
be the one to do that, so look.
So like I said, one, two, drop, go.
- Oh, okay, that quick.
- Go ahead.
- All right, I guess let's split up.
You that way.
- All this grass, though.
- Oh.
- Hm.
- Okay, there's somethin' right here.
Hey, Lori?
- Hm?
- Come here.
Check this out.
- Is that a bullet?
- Yep.
Found it right here on the ground.
- Do you think it's real?
- Oh, it's definitely real.
Bigger question is how'd
it get way the fuck out
here and where's the owner?
- Yeah, that's a great question.
It's actually really creepy.
- Yeah, but hey, come on babe.
Let's go find the others.
- [Jack] Hey!
(Kelly screams)
(Jack laughs)
(Kelly exhales)
- Jack (laughs).
What is it?
- Nothin', babe (laughs).
- (laughs) You scared me.
- Yeah.
- I thought Jason was behind
me ready to cut my head off.
- Come on now.
If Jason was here, I'd kick
his whole ass just for you.
(Jack chuckles)
- Okay, so what's up?
- Nothin'.
I just love you.
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
- Why do you love me?
- Where do I begin?
- I mean, first off, you are hot as hell.
(Jack laughs)
Second, you're kinda funny, right?
I'll give you that.
Third, you're a really good person.
And fourth, you agreed to
come on this trip with me.
- Yeah, well, I'm still
not sure about one or four.
- Oh, come on.
How do you not know how hot you are?
- Jack (sighs), gimme a break.
(Jack laughs)
- You wanna do it?
- Do what, babe?
- Oh, I think you know.
Hm?
- No way.
What if somebody sees?
- Oh, come on.
- No.
- They're all-
- No.
- They're all
collecting firewood.
Come on, we'll be a minute.
- No.
- Come on.
(Kelly moans softly)
- [Chris] Hey, yo, man, check this out.
- Whoa.
Where did you find that?
- Man, we found it on the ground
while we were just getting some wood.
- That is super weird.
I wonder where it came from.
- I was thinkin' the same thing.
I guess we're not as secluded
out here as we thought we were.
- Hey, where's Abby?
- (sighs) She got pissed
and she stormed off.
- What'd you do this time?
- I don't wanna talk about it.
- Oh, okay, man.
- But I am surprised she
hasn't come back here yet.
- Cole, why would you just
leave her in the woods?
- Look, she had her little tantrums
and I'm just sick of it, so I
just let her go in the woods.
- Okay, so you should have followed her.
- Why would I go and follow her?
She's gonna calm down and then come back
when she wants to.
Trust me, she does this all the time.
- I'll go find her.
- No Lori,
you don't have to do that.
- Nah, I'm gonna go find her.
- Lori, hold up.
I'ma come with you, all right?
- If he was more like you,
she wouldn't get pissed off all the time.
- (sighs) Look, I don't know about that,
but let's just go find her, okay?
(Cole sighs)
(both laughing)
- Hey.
- (sighs) What's up?
- Where's Abby?
- Look, I said something stupid,
she got pissed at me.
She stormed off in the woods
and I don't know where she
is and I kinda don't care.
- Okay, easy crush.
What's goin' on?
- No, it's just that she becomes
so immature every time I
just say something wrong
or stupid and she just gets pissed off
and I just don't like it anymore.
(Jack exhales)
- I'm sorry, Cole.
I didn't know things were like that.
Have you seen Lori and Chris?
- Yeah, they went to go find her.
(pensive music)
(music continues)
(Abby exhaling)
(music continues)
- What the hell?
- Abby!
- Abby!
- Abby!
- Yo, Abby!
Abby!
- [Lori] Abby!
- [Chris] Abby, Come on!
Abby!
- Where do you think she went?
- You know what?
She probably went back to the van.
- Yeah, you're right.
Let's go check there.
- [Chris] Abby!
- [Lori] Abby!
- [Chris] Abby!
(music continues)
- Where the fuck is the van?
(Abby panting)
(music continues)
(group laughs)
- [Cole] Oh, you're funny.
- Hey, guys?
- Yeah?
- I'm gonna head to the tent for a bit.
- [Jack] All right.
- Love you.
- Love you.
(Jack sighs)
(tent zipping)
So, what'd you do, huh?
(Cole groans)
- Come on, man.
- What'd you do?
- Come on, tell me.
I wanna hear it.
Hm?
- All I said was that it was cute
that Kelly thought Jason
would come and get her in the woods,
and she got pissed that
I said Kelly was cute.
- That's it?
- That's it.
(Jack laughs)
- Good god, man.
Wait, wait, so, so you
think my girlfriend's cute?
- Oh no, I didn't mean it like that.
- So, you don't think she's cute?
That's messed up, man.
- You know I think she's great.
You're a lucky guy.
- (chuckles) Yeah?
You know, usually when someone says
you're a lucky guy or whatever,
it usually means that they
wanna fuck your girlfriend,
so (chuckles) how 'bout you, Cole?
You wanna fuck my girlfriend?
(pensive music)
Do you wanna fuck my girlfriend, Cole?
- No.
No.
- Hm.
(music continues)
(Jack laughs)
(music stops)
Look at your fuckin' face (laughs).
I'm just fuckin' with you, man (laughs).
But I know you want to.
- Everyone does you fucking asshole.
- Hm (chuckles).
Listen, I know I'm a lucky guy.
In fact, I'm about to go prove
how lucky I am right now (laughs).
- Oh, God.
- [Jack] Don't wait up.
(Cole sighs)
(bugs chirping)
- Hey.
- Hey, are you okay?
- Isn't this where we left the van?
- Yeah, I'm pretty sure,
but where the hell is it?
- [Abby] No idea.
- Do you think someone stole it?
- Who would steal it?
There's nobody remotely near here.
- Do you know that for sure?
- Well, no, but the chances
are slim, I would think.
- Then where the hell is it?
- Abby, your guess is
as good as mine, okay?
- You know, I heard you and Cole talking.
- Oh boy, what'd you hear?
- All of it.
(Jack laughs)
You guys are crazy (laughs).
- Oh boy, yeah.
Yep.
- Is it true?
- Is what true?
- That all of your friends
wanna have sex with me?
- No, come on, babe.
Do we really have to talk-
- Yes, we have to.
- Okay.
Well, given the current circumstances,
I'd say yes.
- Oh my God (laughs).
Men are ridiculous.
(Jack laughs)
Is that really all you guys think about?
- No.
No, no, no, not everything.
You know?
- What else do men think about then?
- (exhales) Let's see here.
Movies.
Yep.
Sports.
We like sports.
And let's see, movies, sports.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's about it.
(both laughing)
- Exactly.
That's what I thought.
- [Jack] Oh, come on.
(bugs chirping)
- Holy shit, man.
(pensive music)
Can I help you?
- What y'all doin' up here?
- Well, I'm just here
with a few friends
camping for the weekend.
Who are you?
- Wyatt.
- Is there a problem, Wyatt?
- Kinda.
You see, this here is sacred land.
- Okay.
Wow, I didn't know that.
I thought it was just open
woods, man (chuckles).
- Nah, nah, see,
I protect this land from people
like you comin' up here and tearin' it up.
- People like me?
What's that supposed to mean?
- People comin' up here
and throwin' their garbage,
settin' fires, killin' our wildlife.
- Whoa, I can assure you, man,
that's not what we're trying' to do here.
(Wyatt chuckles)
Shit.
- You want to tell me that again, son?
- Look, we will definitely clean up
our mess and we will respect
the wildlife and the land.
You have my word on that.
- Nah, nah.
I think you and your friends,
you better pack up your shit and leave.
- Look Sir, we just wanna
have a nice calm weekend
here for just a couple days.
If you could just see it in your heart
to just let us stay here, please?
- (chuckles) Yeah, all right.
Yeah, you can stay.
But I'm not responsible
for what happens to you guys out here.
You got it?
- Yeah.
Thank you so much.
- Oh, and by the way,
is that your van parked
down there over yonder?
- Yeah, it is.
Why?
- Well, it ain't there no more.
- What do you mean it ain't there?
- Just like I said, it ain't there.
- Hey man, what'd you do with our van?
- Hey, whoa.
- Fuck.
Okay (panting).
- (chuckles) It wasn't
supposed to be there,
so I moved it.
- Okay.
I understand, and we will pack up today
if you could just give
us back the van, please.
- Are you givin' me an ultimatum, boy?
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
- No man, I just wanna be able
to pack up and leave with the van, okay?
- Well then, have a nice day.
(gun cocks)
(Wyatt chuckles)
- Holy shit.
Holy shit, now we know
where that bullet came from.
Jack?
Jack, I need you to
get out here right now.
- [Jack] What? Man, I'm busy.
- Mm mm, I need you to
come out right now, dude.
- Christ.
Hang on.
(zipper zipping)
Fucking what?
- Dude, there was a guy here with a gun.
His name was Wyatt, and
he just stole our van.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
What are you talkin' about?
- Man, I was just here.
Some guy just came outta nowhere,
asked me what we were doing here.
Then he said this land is some
sacred or some shit, right?
And then he just tells
us the van is stolen
and he whips a gun in my face.
- Wait, you're scaring Kelly, man.
- Yeah, well-
- Calm down.
- I think you guys need to know
what's going on out here
while you two were fucking in the tent.
(Jack sighs)
(group panting)
- Where the fuck could this van be?
- Guys, I'm getting really scared.
- I know for a fact
that's where we left it.
- Think Cole fuckin' with us?
- No way.
I mean, he's a dick.
Not that much of a dick.
Besides, he was with me the
whole time he pissed me off.
- What happened with you guys anyway?
- He's an idiot, that's what happened.
I don't really wanna get into it.
Let's just go tell the
others what happened.
- Guys?
- What?
- Hm?
- What is that?
- What the hell?
- Who is that?
- [Lori] I don't know, and I
really don't wanna find out.
- Yo, excuse me, can I help you?
Hey, man.
Go ahead, man.
You're just scaring my friends away.
Can you just leave?
- Chris, just stop.
- No, the man's bein' a creep, man.
He need to go.
- Babe, I think that guy's really weird.
I think we should just go the other way.
- All right, let's just go this way.
Fuck is the matter with him?
(Chris speaking indistinctly)
- I hope we're going the right way.
- Yeah, I think we're good.
- Guys, he's gone.
- [Abby] Did you see where he went?
- No, I didn't see him.
- Let's just keep it goin'.
Babe, come on.
- I think we're supposed to go this way.
- I'm pretty sure it's this way, though.
- I don't think so.
- Well, are you 100%?
- No.
- Are you 100%, babe?
- (sighs) No, I'm not.
- Great, so we're lost?
- No, no, we're not lost, babe, okay?
We're gonna be fine.
- Let's just keep going straight.
- (sighs) All right.
(Chris exhales)
- Fuck, what the hell we gonna do?
- We gotta find the others.
We need to get the van and
get the fuck outta here.
- Did the man tell you where he left it?
- No, he just said it ain't there anymore.
- (grunts) This is so fucked, man.
- Babe, I'm scared now.
- I'm not gonna let anything
happen to you, okay babe?
- Yeah, we got you, Kels.
- What is going on with you two?
- Nothing.
- Okay, so what's the plan?
- Look, I'm gonna go find the others.
You two just stay here
in case they come back.
- Where the hell you gonna go?
- Oh, I'm just gonna go
where we left the van.
- Listen, if they come
back, we'll stay here.
We'll wait for you, okay?
- Yeah, but how do I know
if they come back before me?
- That's 20 minutes, okay?
You can't find 'em in 20 minutes.
You come right back here, okay?
- It's 12:20.
I will come back at 12:40, all right?
- Okay, cool.
Come here.
(Kelly crying)
It's gonna be okay, okay?
(pensive music)
(music continues)
(music continues)
(music continues)
(music continues)
- I think we're lost.
- Yeah, none of this is familiar.
- No guys, I think it's
just a little bit further.
- No, Lori, I think we're
going the wrong way.
- I think she's right, babe.
(Lori sighs)
Hey, hey, look, look.
Okay, look.
It's okay, all right?
So we just go back the other
way and it'll be fine, okay?
Okay?
I got ya, all right?
(music continues)
- Chris, you're such a great guy.
- Thanks.
(smirks) Where'd that come from?
- Just the way you treat Lori.
I can tell you love her a lot.
- Oh, well, yeah.
And she knows I'll do
anything for her, too.
- Cole does none of that.
- (sighs) Look, Cole's a
good guy in his own way.
- He just doesn't know
how to show it to me,
and I need that, you know?
- Yeah, yeah, I get it.
- Plus, he does like
dumb shit all the time.
- You think Chris doesn't do stupid shit?
You just gotta learn to
let it roll off your back.
- It's hard.
He annoys me so much.
I do love him, though.
- I get it.
Just remember, men do
stupid shit all the time.
It's in their DNA.
I love you too, babe.
- Mm hm, mm hm.
- (smirks) All right, let's
go back the other way.
- But what if the guy's over there?
- Well, look, it's three against one.
I don't think he gon' try anything.
Plus, I think he was
just tryin' to scare us.
- Well, it worked.
Let's go.
(group chattering indistinctly)
(bugs chirping)
- Abby?
Chris?
(Cole panting)
Oh, what the fuck now?
Fuck.
(pensive music)
(music continues)
Fuck.
Fuck, man.
(Cole gasps)
(shot firing)
(music continues)
- How did you like that, boy?
(Wyatt spits)
(foot thudding)
(Wyatt chuckles)
- That was totally a gunshot, right?
- Yeah, that was definitely a gun.
- Does Chris or Cole have a gun?
- No.
No, none of us carry.
- So, what do we do now?
- Okay, look, the plan was
that we wait here 20 minutes, right?
And then if he doesn't come back,
we go looking for him, that's it.
- Jack, I'm scared.
Hey, hey, hey, it's okay.
Hey.
It's okay, it's okay,
it's okay, it's okay.
It's okay, just give it
some time, all right?
(unsettling music)
(music continues)
(flies buzzing)
- I see water.
They must be over there.
- Gotta be.
(Abby panting)
- Oh my God.
- What the actual fuck?
- Oh, the smell.
(all coughing)
- Who could have done something like that?
- You think the guy
with the mask did this?
- I think that's a strong possibility.
- All right, look.
Let's just pour the water and
get the fuck outta here, okay?
- Okay.
- What the fuck?
Hey.
- Okay, okay.
- What the?
What y'all doin'?
(Lori coughing)
- There's an ID.
Tina Jensen, she's from Boursville.
- So sad, she's so pretty.
- Yeah, yeah, that's
fuckin' terrible, okay?
Let's get the fuck outta here
and try to find camp, okay?
(Lori coughs)
(Chris grimacing)
(music continues)
(Chris coughing)
(Lori coughing)
(Chris screams)
(Lori screams)
(Abby screams)
(both speaking indistinctly)
- We have to keep going
or we'll die, okay?
(screaming continues)
- Look he's behind us!
- We're gonna die!
We're gonna die!
- We're not gonna die, keep moving!
(both sobbing)
(music continues)
(Creeper panting)
- All right, it's been 20 minutes.
- Where are we gonna go?
- I guess we go back
to where we first parked the van, I guess.
- All right, let me grab
my backpack at least.
- That's a good idea.
Let me get mine.
(zipper zipping)
- [Jack] Cole!
- [Kelly] Cole, where are you?
- [Jack] Cole?
The fuck you at?
- [Kelly] Cole!
- [Jack] Cole?
Cole?
- [Kelly] Cole!
(both gasping)
- Jack! Kelly!
Where's everyone?
What is going on?
Look for a weapon!
Let's go, let's go.
(sobbing continues)
(music continues)
(Creeper panting)
(music continues)
- Hey!
- Oh my God!
- Hey, hey, hey, hey,
what's goin' on, what's goin' on?
- There's a masked man chasing us.
He killed Chris.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What do you mean he killed Chris?
- He put a fucking knife
in him (sobbing)...
- Fucking Christ.
- Oh my God!
Where is he?
- He's back there.
He's chasing us.
We gotta move. Where's Cole?
- I don't know.
- We've been looking for Cole.
He went out to find you, but
we haven't seen him since.
- [Abby] Okay, okay, we
gotta go, we gotta go.
- Come on, come on, come on,
come on, come on, come on.
Let's go.
- [Abby] Come on!
(music continues)
(girls sobbing)
- Cole!
- Cole!
- Guys, guys,
- Cole!
- I don't think we should be yelling.
- That freak is still
following us, he heard it.
- [Kelly] You're right.
So, what do we do now?
- I don't fuckin' know.
(dramatic music)
- Hey, havin' trouble findin' your van?
- Look man, what'd you do to it?
Huh?
- (chuckles) Now, what fun would
that be if I told you that?
- Look, Sir, we just want to
get in our van and go home.
Okay?
- Well, that ain't gonna be possible.
- What do you want from us?
- (chuckles) You see, me
and my boy over there,
we's hungry, and we like
to play with our food.
- Jesus Christ, you sick son of a bitch.
- Maybe so (chuckles).
(Wyatt yells)
- Go, go, go!
- Hey, stop.
- Okay.
- Hold it right there.
- Relax.
Easy, easy.
No one's goin' anywhere, okay?
- I'm takin' that backpack.
- Take it easy, it's yours.
It's yours, okay?
It's yours.
Okay?
Look, I'm no threat to you, okay?
Just let them go.
We'll be leaving, okay?
- You shut your mouth.
- Okay, okay, okay, okay.
(Wyatt sniffs)
- Oo.
(Jack whimpers)
You'll taste good in my soup, boy.
Mm hm.
(zipper zipping)
(hammer thuds)
(dramatic music)
(Kelly grunting)
(music continues)
(blood gushing)
(music continues)
- Hey, hey, hey, hey,
look at me, look at me.
Hey.
It's over, okay?
You did it.
It's done.
It's done.
Come here, come here.
You saved my-
(neck snaps)
- [Kelly] Jack!
- Holy shit!
- We gotta go,
we gotta go!
- Jack!
- Fucking come on!
(Kelly sobbing)
(Creeper panting)
- Come on, girls.
We gotta pick it up.
- I'm not doin' too good.
I think I'm gonna (vomits)...
- Lori, Lori, we have
to keep moving, okay?
Or we are dead meat, come on, come on.
- No, we're gonna get him.
- Just let him kill me, please.
We're running in circles with no way out.
- We have to keep moving.
There's a maniac chasing us.
- Yeah, come on.
- Abby, we are in the
middle of fucking nowhere.
There is nowhere to go.
He's just gonna catch us eventually.
- Lori, fix your attitude, okay?
We're going to survive.
We just have to get to the
van and get out of here.
(knife clinks)
(dramatic music)
- Oh, fuck!
(girls sobbing)
(music continues)
(girls yelling indistinctly)
(music continues)
(music continues)
(girls panting)
- [Kelly] Come on.
Come on, we have to keep going.
(both gasping)
(music continues)
- Kelly, Kelly, wait, please stop.
- No!
- I can't, please.
- Listen, we have to keep going.
- [Lori] No, I've been running forever-
- I know you're tired.
- I can't go anymore.
- There's a maniac chasing us
and he killed all of our friends.
We have to keep going.
- I can't.
- Come on, you can get up.
Let's do it.
(Lori gasping)
Please.
Okay, okay.
I have an idea.
We need to hide you.
We need to hide you somewhere
and then I'll find the van, okay?
Come on.
(music continues)
(music continues)
(music continues)
(music continues)
(knife clangs)
(music continues)
(music continues)
(knife clangs)
(music stops)
(Creeper panting)
(knife clangs)
(panting continues)
(Creeper grunting)
- Okay.
Okay, please, please, please,
don't hurt me, please.
No, please, go away.
- Die!
(knife thuds)
(dramatic music)
(Creeper grunting)
Come on.
(both gasping)
(music continues)
(Creeper gasping)
(music continues)
Come on, just a little further.
Come on, you can do it.
Come on.
We're almost there.
(Lori coughing)
Are you okay?
A little faster, come on.
(Lori coughing)
(music continues)
(Lori gasping)
Come on, we can do it.
(Lori screams)
Are you okay?
- I hurt my leg really bad.
- Oh my God, holy shit.
- Oh my God, it hurts so bad.
- [Kelly] Can you move it?
- No, I can't.
- Try to move it.
- I can't.
Kelly, it's really bad.
- Fuck.
Okay, you gotta get up and try to walk.
- Okay.
- Hold onto me.
Grab my neck.
Okay.
(Lori groans)
- No, I'm fucking dead, Kelly!
- No, don't say that.
Listen, I'm gonna go get the
van and I'll be right back.
(knife thuds)
(Lori splutters)
(Kelly screams)
(bone snapping)
(Creeper gasping)
(Kelly gasping)
Fuck!
(gasping continues)
(Kelly sobbing)
Fuck.
(gasping continues)
No (sobs).
(gasping continues)
(Kelly whimpers)
(Creeper panting)
(Kelly breathing heavily)
(Creeper grunts)
(Kelly screams)
(knife thuds)
(Creeper groans)
(Kelly gasping)
(Creeper groaning)
(knife clanging)
(Kelly sobbing)
Fuck.
(Kelly gasping)
(Kelly screams)
(Kelly groaning)
Oh my God, the van!
Fuck!
(Kelly screams)
(door slams)
(knife thuds)
(Creeper grunting)
(engine rumbling)
(tires skidding)
(engine rumbling)
Okay, Mom, I will.
I promise.
Okay, I'll see you tomorrow.
Bye.
(unsettling music)
(music continues)
(music continues)
(music continues)
(dramatic music)
(Kelly gasps)
(Kelly groans)
Oh, fuck.
Fuck (sobs).
(Kelly wails)
No (sobbing)!
No!
(Kelly screams)
Please, stop!
Why are you doing this (sobbing)?
No, no!
(Kelly gasping)
(Kelly sobbing)
My friends (sobs)!
Oh, stop!
Why are you chasing me?
(Kelly screams)
Somebody help!
Somebody help (grunts)!
Help me!
(Kelly gasping)
Somebody help me!
Fuck!
(anticipatory music)
Hey!
Help!
Help me!
Help me, stop!
You gotta help me!
- What in God's name is goin' on, girl?
- Drive!
(Kelly sobbing)
Some crazy man's chasing me.
And he killed all of my friends.
Thank you so much for stopping.
- Sure thing, sweet cheeks.
What's your name?
- [Kelly] Kelly (whimpers).
- Mine's Daryl.
Looks like you met my brother, Wyatt.
(Daryl laughs evilly)
(dramatic music)
(music continues)
(laughing continues)
(light music)
(music continues)
And all this feelin'
Slippin' through my hands
And all the runnin'
Runnin' for nothin'
And all we dreamin'
Hidden in my head
All your lovin'
Lovin' for nothin'
Eyes wide open in the pourin' rain
And I'm just hopin'
I can see you again
If I let go is it the last time
If I let go is it the last time
Eyes wide open in the pourin' rain
And I'm just hopin'
I can see you again
If I let go is it the last time
If I let go is it the last time
Eyes wide open
Eyes wide open
Empty memory
Layin' in my bed
Once a lover
Just another
Eyes wide open in the pourin' rain
And I'm just hopin'
I can see you again
If I let go is it the last time
If I let go is it the last time
Eyes wide open in the pourin' rain
And I'm just hopin'
I can see you again
If I let go, is it the last time
If I let go, is it the last time
(music continues)
(music continues)
(music continues)
Eyes wide open
Eyes wide open
Eyes wide open in the pourin' rain
And I'm just hopin'
I can see you again
If I let go is it the last time
If I let go is it the last time
Eyes wide open in the pourin' rain
And I'm just hopin'
I can see you again
If I let go is it the last time
If I let to go is it the last time
If I let go is it the last time
If I let go is it the last time
If I
(no audio)
(explosion booming)
(air whooshing)
(gentle music)
(eerie music)
(speaker speaking in foreign language)
(air whooshing)
(ominous music)
(music continues)
(singer vocalizing)
(music continues)
(vocalizing continues)
(music continues)
(vocalizing continues)
(music continues)
(music fades)
(Tina breathing heavily)
- Babe, can you keep up?
- You have way longer legs than
I do, so keep that in mind.
Like, two steps to your one,
so cut me some slack.
- Yeah, sorry.
(pensive music)
(music continues)
(music continues)
(music fades)
- I don't know what you want me to do.
- Nothin'. I'm good.
I just need to slow
down a bit, that's all.
All good in the hood.
- Honey.
Oh look, some water.
Let's go over there.
(unsettling music)
(music continues)
(music continues)
(music continues)
Dang, babe, that was a pretty good throw.
I'm totally impressed.
- Thanks.
I was on the T-ball team when I was five,
so you know.
- Ah.
Do you wanna just sit here for a bit?
- Yeah, sure.
(music continues)
- Oh, that's nice.
Oh wow, yeah.
Just like that.
Oh my God.
That feels so good.
(Tina moans)
Jared, what are you doing?
- Just go with it.
- No way.
We are not doing it out here in the woods.
- Come on, Tina.
It'll be fun.
- What if someone sees us?
- Tina, look around.
There's nobody around.
We're in the middle of nowhere.
(crickets chirping)
(twig snaps)
- What was that?
- [Jared] I didn't hear anything.
- Jared, stop.
I heard something.
- Babe, there's nothing out here.
We're fine.
(ominous music)
- Oh my God, Jared!
(blood gushing)
(Tina screaming)
Oh my God, no!
Please (whimpers)!
(Tina screams)
(dramatic music)
(pensive music)
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- Hey man, how's it goin'?
- Hey.
- Can I get a bottle, please?
- Absolutely.
- Thank you.
- Here you go.
- Appreciate that.
- [Bartender] You got it.
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- (laughs) Hey man, what's goin' on?
- Hey, yo, my guy.
Good to see to see you, bro.
- Man, good to see you.
Man, so what's up?
How's it been?
- You know, same old, same old.
Work, bills.
- I feel that, man, I feel that.
- Oh my God.
- How's the missus?
- Oh man, she's great, bro.
- Good, good.
- She's really great, bro.
Definitely I keep my cover
from that one, you feel me?
- Oh, without a doubt, keep that good.
- How's Kelly, though?
- You know, man, she's a wild one.
Gotta keep that one in check, you know?
- But she's a good one, too?
- Yeah, she's doin' good.
She's out there partyin' and whatnot.
She's got a little crazy streak goin' on.
Sometimes it's nice to
stay at home and chill,
you know what I'm sayin'?
- I feel you.
You gotta tame that tiger huh, though?
(both laughing)
- That's the understatement
of decade my guy.
She's a good girl, though.
She's a good girl, though.
She's good.
I ain't gonna take that
away from her, but you know.
- So when you gonna make
her an honest woman?
- Oo, six months in?
Hell nah, man.
We ain't near that yet, mm mm.
- Yeah, yeah, I get it.
- And the Double Stuffed Oreo is complete.
- Holy shit.
- Oh (laughs).
- [Jack] What's up, man?
How you doin'?
- I need a haircut
badly, but I'm all right.
- [Jack] You don't need
a haircut, no worries.
- How's Abby?
- She's good.
Yeah, yeah, she's doin' all right.
We're kinda going through
a bit of a rough patch,
but we'll be fine.
- Oo.
- It'll be fine.
- You all right, man?
- It'll be fine.
- Uh huh.
- I mean, it's tension, but
we're working through it.
How are you guys, though?
- Oh, I mean, we just sitting here talkin'
about Jack marrying Kelly.
- Whoa, whoa, hell no, back that shit up.
We were talking about Jack not
marrying Kelly anytime soon.
- Oh God.
- Mm mm.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Why not?
- Thank you.
- Come on, don't get me wrong.
She's a good girl.
She's a great girl.
I'd wife her up in a heartbeat,
but she's a little bit of
a crazy streak right now
and she gotta chill the fuck out
before we can get that serious, you know?
- Bro, listen to me, take my hand.
Come on, come here.
- All right.
You gotta moisturize some shit.
- You have a great one.
- I know.
- Are you hearing me?
- Mm hm.
- All right?
And you out kicked your
coverage on this one.
- We were just sayin' that same shit.
- Uh huh.
- Yeah, and it's funny
(indistinct) same shit too, right?
(all clamoring)
- Oh yeah, God forbid.
- Golly, bro.
- Listen, y'all want
some drinks or somethin'?
- Yeah, man, I'm good with a beer.
Whatever you pick.
- Same.
- I got ya, stand by.
- All right, bro.
(both chattering indistinctly)
- I'm good.
- Man, two more, please.
- [Bartender] Yes, Sir.
- Ah, thanks, man.
- You got it.
(whistles) Fellas.
- Hey.
I got gifts.
- Oh, thanks, man.
- One for you, one for you.
- Hey, thank you.
- Yep.
- Filled to the brim, huh?
- Right, yeah, all the way
to the brim.
- Almost.
- Don't say that out loud (indistinct).
- Yeah.
All right, I don't wanna
see no party fowls.
- Cole already did that,
so yeah, that's a problem.
- Oh, boy.
- You do that to me.
- Oh yeah, sure.
- Mm hm.
Wait, hold on, hold on, hold up.
Mm mm.
Toast, all right?
To out kicking your coverage, huh?
- Hey, okay, there you go.
- There you go.
Mm.
- That's good.
- Is it.
- My beer, love it.
- All right, you can keep it.
- Golly.
- Who's goin' first?
- So, yeah.
You and me gonna go first
'cause he party fowled,
so Cole gets the winner.
- All right, cool.
- All right.
- You break that shit.
- I got you.
- You sad?
- Okay, mm hm.
- Mm.
- Go ahead, let's do this.
- [Cole] Go, Chris.
- Cole, please be normal today.
- Cheerleader.
- Oh God, Lee.
(ball clacking)
- Perfect.
- Smooth, awesome.
- So how's work been goin', Cole?
- Well, I got the promotion, man,
which means my work load is double
but the pay is fucking awesome.
- Hey, that's great, man.
Congrats on that.
- Yeah, it's great for the bank account,
but it's the reason why
there's a bit of a strain
in the relationship.
Long hours kinda suck.
- Well, man, Abby's gotta
know if you wanna move
up in this world you gotta make
a couple sacrifices, right?
- Yeah, she gets it.
Doesn't mean she likes it.
- (sighs) Yeah, I get that.
- Yeah, but she just wants to travel,
and I do too, it's just
that we can't afford it
and we don't have the time to
go out traveling for awhile.
- Oh hey, you're still coming
to the camping trip next week, right?
- Yeah, yeah, no, we're definitely...
I'm talking about like long week trips.
We just can't do that right now,
but it's frustrating us both.
- Well, it'll get better
man, it's all right.
- Yeah no, I know, man,
and like, we're really excited
to go to the camping trip.
Like, I think it's gonna
be good for us both
to get away and spend some
quality time together.
- Well, hang in there, buddy.
- Yeah, yeah, no, I am, man.
And everything will be
fine, you know what I mean?
Everyone goes through rough patches.
All marriages and relationships have 'em.
- Be that as it may, we're
rootin' for you, all right?
- Actually guys (sighs),
I think I have something I wanna say.
- (sighs) What?
- Oh my God guys, you guys have got
to keep this in the vault, though.
- Okay, what?
- No, no, no, guys, I'm dead serious.
Like, when you know you have
to be as surprised as fuck
when you hear it, all right?
- Okay, we get that.
Yeah, come on, spill it out.
What is it?
- Cole, what the fuck, dude?
Like...
- Okay-
- Say it.
- Yeah, are you ready?
- Yeah, say it, mm hm.
- Abby's preggers.
- Oh, shit.
- That was it?
- Okay, that's fuckin' awesome, dude.
That's a good thing, right?
- Well yeah, I mean, we
were kinda trying for it.
- Kinda?
- Well, we stopped using birth control,
and we thought if it
happened then it happens
and it happened (laughs).
- Well, shit, man.
Congrats, yeah, right?
Gotta say that might put a lot
of strain on the relationship, but...
- Ya think?
- I mean, yeah, man.
Have you seen people with kids?
I mean, ya feed 'em,
change 'em, all that shit,
and then what if it doesn't sleep?
Then you're working this job, extra hours,
and that's no free time
for like three years, man.
- Um, yeah, that does sound exhausting,
and yeah, I guess I
didn't think about that.
- Look, look, look,
okay, it's gon' be rough,
but it's gonna be worth it, okay?
I'm sure of it.
- Well, I just figured it would bring
us closer together, you know?
- Cole, don't get in your head, okay?
This is a good thing, all right?
- Yeah, yeah, it is.
You're right.
But if you guys say
anything about the baby,
I'm gonna kill you.
- So, camping.
- Don't even tell the girls, I'm serious.
- Cole, calm down, relax, all right?
No one's gonna say anything
to anybody, all right?
And as far as the camping
trip, we're on it, absolutely.
- Yes, yes, very excited.
Don't know about Kelly, though.
She's never been camping before.
- Really, like at all?
- Nah, man.
You know city girls.
They don't like to get their hands dirty.
- Well, then she's gonna have
a great time with us (laughs).
- (laughs) Yeah, I'm sure
she'll have a great time,
but listen, name of the
game, support, okay?
I'm just happy she's comin' along.
- Well, look, I'm sure she's gonna
have a good time, all right?
She's gonna be hangin' out with us, so.
- I'm gonna get the van
off Thursday, all right?
Swing by, pick y'all up in the morning,
and we're gonna go from there.
How's that sound?
- Yeah, man.
- All good.
- Well, all right, let's
fucking get this game going.
(balls clacking)
Oh.
Oh, hello, uh-
- Hi.
- Can I help you?
- I bet you can.
(chuckles) My name's Lisa.
- Jack.
- So I've been watching you
and I've definitely decided that I'm gonna
take you home with me tonight.
- I am so flattered to hear you say that.
However, I have this
gorgeous heavily committed
really super cool girlfriend at home,
so gonna have to respectfully decline.
- That's too bad.
I was gonna invite my
friend Samantha to join us.
- [Jack] Oh.
(Lisa giggles)
Oh, wow.
- Yeah.
- Okay-
- If you change your mind,
call me.
(Jack whistles)
- Bro, what the fuck?
Did that really just happen?
- Bro, that is crazy.
Was she like bullshitting
or was she like, for real?
- Who knows?
Who cares?
Little ego boost and we're
on our merry little way, huh?
Let's play.
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- Yeah, they're all gung-ho
about this camping trip,
but I'm not really feeling it.
- [Kelly's Mom] Well, you
won't know unless you try it.
- I know.
I'm really just doing it for Jack.
He loves it, and I know
it's been a long time.
I'm just scared about being
out in the wilderness at night.
- [Kelly's Mom] I get it.
But really, what's the worst
thing that could happen?
- I don't know.
- [Kelly's Mom] I think it's just
an irrational fear, sweetie.
- You think?
- [Kelly's Mom] Yes, I do.
People do it all the time.
There's even people that actually live
in the woods full time.
- I guess you're right.
Like I said, I'm doing it for Jack.
- [Kelly's Mom] So, what else is goin' on?
- You know, just bills and work.
- [Kelly's Mom] How's the job goin'?
- It's fine.
It's not exactly what I wanna be doing,
but it's okay, I guess.
- [Kelly's Mom] Well, just hang in there
till you get your big break.
(Kelly sighs)
- [Kelly] I will.
How's Dad doing?
- [Kelly's Mom] He has his good days
and he has his bad days.
Today wasn't great, but
we're pluggin' along.
He looked at me dead in the face today
and had no clue who I was.
It's just disheartening
to see him like that.
- Yeah, it's sad.
I wish I could be there to help you more.
- [Kelly's Mom] It's fine, sweetie.
You moved out there so you can get
your career goin', and I get that.
We're okay over here.
- Do you feel lonely?
- I do.
- (sighs) I'm sorry, Mom.
I know I should call more.
It's just crazy here all the time.
- [Kelly's Mom] You
don't have to apologize.
It will be nice to hear from
you more, but I understand.
Look honey, I've gotta go feed your dad.
I'll talk to you soon.
- Yeah, Mom.
- [Kelly's Mom] Try to have
a good time on your trip.
- I will, Mom.
I love you.
- Love you, honey.
Bye.
- Bye.
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So tell me again, what exactly
happens when you go camping?
- It's fun.
- Yeah, we roast marshmallows,
tell scary stories, hike through woods.
- Sounds terrible.
Guys (sighs), I don't
think I'm gonna like this.
- Aw, come on, babe.
Give it a chance, all right?
It's nice to try new things.
Besides, you might actually it.
- Yeah, but I have a nice
warm cozy bed at home.
You want me to sleep in
a tent on the ground.
I just don't see the allure.
And what if an animal, like
a bear tries to get us?
- It's called roughing it, okay?
It's like living how they did eons ago.
Catch and cook your own
food, live off the land.
You know, it helped us
appreciate what we have now.
And Kelly, there are no
bears in these woods.
- I guess.
- Hey girl, if that makes
you feel any better,
I used to feel the exact same way you did,
and then I tried it and I loved it.
Just helps you get a little closer
to nature without the
outside distractions.
- Yeah.
Just wait till you see the sky at night.
It's incredible.
You don't realize how many stars there are
until you see them out in the woods
with no city lights spoiling it.
- That does sound kind of nice.
- See?
Look, I think you're gonna like it.
And by the way, thanks
for doin' this with me.
- You're welcome.
- Hey, how much longer till we get there?
- What are you, eight?
- Be nice.
- About 20 minutes.
- Okay, sorry.
I'm just excited, buddy.
- You're so damn cute.
- Okay, but what about Jason?
What if Jason is in these
woods and tries to kill us all?
(group laughs)
- Babe, Jason, isn't real.
- I know Jason isn't real, Jack,
but what if someone like Jason
is living in these woods we're going to.
- Babe, there is no Jason or anyone
like Jason here or anywhere, all right?
Promise.
- Okay.
(engine rumbling)
(all chattering)
- We made it, guys.
God, finally.
- Woo!
- Ugh.
- We made it.
- Thanks, babe.
- Of course, anytime.
Oo.
Listen, hold on to these for me.
- Sure.
(Jack sighs)
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- All right.
- Okay, hey, hey.
Just remember everybody,
that we are here to unplug for the weekend
and get our chillax on, so hand 'em over.
- Chillax?
Come on, man.
You're better than that.
- Yeah, yeah.
Phone, phone.
- Oh my God.
- Trust me, you'll
survive without checking
your phone every 30 seconds.
- I didn't bring my phone.
- 100% true, people.
- Mm.
(group laughs)
- You almost had me.
- I'll take that.
- Oh, you got that babe?
- Yeah.
- All right.
- Okay, come on.
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- Hey, are you sure the van's
gonna be okay parked there?
- There? Yeah, it'll be fine.
There's like two cars
that come through here.
We're secluded, don't worry.
- Okay.
- All right?
- [Kelly] Hey guys, wait up!
- Come on!
- Couple of laggers!
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- All right,
this looks like a great spot
right here, don't you think?
- Yeah, man, look.
You don't have to go too
far for fishing either.
- Right?
- Uh huh.
- All right, let's just
make camp here then.
- Okay, let's get it.
Got it, babe?
- Yep.
- I still can't believe
you guys have me out here.
- You'll be fine.
- This is yours.
- Oh my God.
- Oh, thanks.
- You know what?
(all chattering indistinctly)
- Yeah, while you guys set up,
I'll just go ahead and sit here.
- Oh, thanks.
- I'll watch.
- [Chris] How we get stuck like this?
- [Cole] All right fellas.
- [Chris] Y'all really
about to sit there, huh?
Oh, okay.
Got it.
Is that my-
- We are.
- Is that my-
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(group laughs)
- Oh, shit.
- Oh.
- You know guys, this is
actually pretty peaceful.
- Mm hm.
Told you you were gonna
have yourself some fun.
(chuckles) You just watch.
(Kelly laughs)
- Oh, wait, guys,
who wants some Voodoo vodka?
- Me!
- There she goes.
- Okay, me first, me first.
Stand in line.
- All right.
Go ahead, baby.
All right babe, there
you go, there you go.
Woo!
- It's good, you know?
- Yo!
- Who's there?
- You already know I'm in it.
(group laughs)
- Hell, yeah.
- Woo!
- Hey Cole, bro?
Hey, what kinda food did
you bring to cook tonight?
- Well, we're gonna have
some plant-based veggie
black bean burgers.
We'll just grill 'em over the fire later.
- You fuckin' serious, bro?
- What? They're really good.
We love 'em.
- We?
No, no, no, no.
We who? Uh uh.
- Abby and me.
- Bro, we're out here roughing it
in the fucking woods
and you bring some bullshit
like veggie burgers?
- They're really good.
You just haven't tried them yet.
- No shit because I eat meat, Cole.
Like, you know what?
What about tomorrow?
- Veggie hot dogs.
- Oh my-
- Jesus fucking Christ.
- Look, we better catch
some fuckin' fish tomorrow.
- Wait, what the fuck is a veggie dog?
That sounds so weird.
- No, they taste and look like hot dogs.
They rock!
- I somehow doubt that.
- Mm hm.
- Look, you guys have
no respect for my food,
but, all right, let's
just get some firewood
and some rocks, all right?
Honey, will you come with me?
- You do that.
- All right?
- Let's do it.
- The only idea that's good you had.
- Shit ass veggie dog.
What the hell, man?
- [Lori] Catch y'all.
- Got one.
I got one.
- Oh, here's a good one.
- Oh, shit, sure is.
- Oh, this is going to be
a fun, relaxing weekend
with our best friends.
- Mm.
I do hope Kelly holds up.
- (smirks) I'm sure she'll be fine.
We just gotta keep her distracted
by all the pretty stuff.
- And we gotta keep her fed.
- That too.
- I do think it's cute that she thinks
she's gonna be like
attacked by a wild animal
or some creeper in the woods
or some shit, you know?
- God, are you fucking
stupid or something?
- What?
- You don't call another woman cute,
especially to your girlfriend.
- Look, I didn't mean anything by it.
- Oh, just stop!
Fuckin' idiot.
- Jeez.
Here we go.
(bugs chirping)
- Oh my (indistinct)!
(Abby grunts)
(Abby exhales)
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- Okay, speaking of,
- What?
- I'm gonna get on your back
so I don't have to walk anymore.
- Oh my God, you are so lucky
I love your ass, you know that?
- (laughs) You know though,
eventually we do have to
actually start looking for wood.
- Okay.
And like I said, you are gonna
be the one to do that, so look.
So like I said, one, two, drop, go.
- Oh, okay, that quick.
- Go ahead.
- All right, I guess let's split up.
You that way.
- All this grass, though.
- Oh.
- Hm.
- Okay, there's somethin' right here.
Hey, Lori?
- Hm?
- Come here.
Check this out.
- Is that a bullet?
- Yep.
Found it right here on the ground.
- Do you think it's real?
- Oh, it's definitely real.
Bigger question is how'd
it get way the fuck out
here and where's the owner?
- Yeah, that's a great question.
It's actually really creepy.
- Yeah, but hey, come on babe.
Let's go find the others.
- [Jack] Hey!
(Kelly screams)
(Jack laughs)
(Kelly exhales)
- Jack (laughs).
What is it?
- Nothin', babe (laughs).
- (laughs) You scared me.
- Yeah.
- I thought Jason was behind
me ready to cut my head off.
- Come on now.
If Jason was here, I'd kick
his whole ass just for you.
(Jack chuckles)
- Okay, so what's up?
- Nothin'.
I just love you.
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
- Why do you love me?
- Where do I begin?
- I mean, first off, you are hot as hell.
(Jack laughs)
Second, you're kinda funny, right?
I'll give you that.
Third, you're a really good person.
And fourth, you agreed to
come on this trip with me.
- Yeah, well, I'm still
not sure about one or four.
- Oh, come on.
How do you not know how hot you are?
- Jack (sighs), gimme a break.
(Jack laughs)
- You wanna do it?
- Do what, babe?
- Oh, I think you know.
Hm?
- No way.
What if somebody sees?
- Oh, come on.
- No.
- They're all-
- No.
- They're all
collecting firewood.
Come on, we'll be a minute.
- No.
- Come on.
(Kelly moans softly)
- [Chris] Hey, yo, man, check this out.
- Whoa.
Where did you find that?
- Man, we found it on the ground
while we were just getting some wood.
- That is super weird.
I wonder where it came from.
- I was thinkin' the same thing.
I guess we're not as secluded
out here as we thought we were.
- Hey, where's Abby?
- (sighs) She got pissed
and she stormed off.
- What'd you do this time?
- I don't wanna talk about it.
- Oh, okay, man.
- But I am surprised she
hasn't come back here yet.
- Cole, why would you just
leave her in the woods?
- Look, she had her little tantrums
and I'm just sick of it, so I
just let her go in the woods.
- Okay, so you should have followed her.
- Why would I go and follow her?
She's gonna calm down and then come back
when she wants to.
Trust me, she does this all the time.
- I'll go find her.
- No Lori,
you don't have to do that.
- Nah, I'm gonna go find her.
- Lori, hold up.
I'ma come with you, all right?
- If he was more like you,
she wouldn't get pissed off all the time.
- (sighs) Look, I don't know about that,
but let's just go find her, okay?
(Cole sighs)
(both laughing)
- Hey.
- (sighs) What's up?
- Where's Abby?
- Look, I said something stupid,
she got pissed at me.
She stormed off in the woods
and I don't know where she
is and I kinda don't care.
- Okay, easy crush.
What's goin' on?
- No, it's just that she becomes
so immature every time I
just say something wrong
or stupid and she just gets pissed off
and I just don't like it anymore.
(Jack exhales)
- I'm sorry, Cole.
I didn't know things were like that.
Have you seen Lori and Chris?
- Yeah, they went to go find her.
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(Abby exhaling)
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- What the hell?
- Abby!
- Abby!
- Abby!
- Yo, Abby!
Abby!
- [Lori] Abby!
- [Chris] Abby, Come on!
Abby!
- Where do you think she went?
- You know what?
She probably went back to the van.
- Yeah, you're right.
Let's go check there.
- [Chris] Abby!
- [Lori] Abby!
- [Chris] Abby!
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- Where the fuck is the van?
(Abby panting)
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(group laughs)
- [Cole] Oh, you're funny.
- Hey, guys?
- Yeah?
- I'm gonna head to the tent for a bit.
- [Jack] All right.
- Love you.
- Love you.
(Jack sighs)
(tent zipping)
So, what'd you do, huh?
(Cole groans)
- Come on, man.
- What'd you do?
- Come on, tell me.
I wanna hear it.
Hm?
- All I said was that it was cute
that Kelly thought Jason
would come and get her in the woods,
and she got pissed that
I said Kelly was cute.
- That's it?
- That's it.
(Jack laughs)
- Good god, man.
Wait, wait, so, so you
think my girlfriend's cute?
- Oh no, I didn't mean it like that.
- So, you don't think she's cute?
That's messed up, man.
- You know I think she's great.
You're a lucky guy.
- (chuckles) Yeah?
You know, usually when someone says
you're a lucky guy or whatever,
it usually means that they
wanna fuck your girlfriend,
so (chuckles) how 'bout you, Cole?
You wanna fuck my girlfriend?
(pensive music)
Do you wanna fuck my girlfriend, Cole?
- No.
No.
- Hm.
(music continues)
(Jack laughs)
(music stops)
Look at your fuckin' face (laughs).
I'm just fuckin' with you, man (laughs).
But I know you want to.
- Everyone does you fucking asshole.
- Hm (chuckles).
Listen, I know I'm a lucky guy.
In fact, I'm about to go prove
how lucky I am right now (laughs).
- Oh, God.
- [Jack] Don't wait up.
(Cole sighs)
(bugs chirping)
- Hey.
- Hey, are you okay?
- Isn't this where we left the van?
- Yeah, I'm pretty sure,
but where the hell is it?
- [Abby] No idea.
- Do you think someone stole it?
- Who would steal it?
There's nobody remotely near here.
- Do you know that for sure?
- Well, no, but the chances
are slim, I would think.
- Then where the hell is it?
- Abby, your guess is
as good as mine, okay?
- You know, I heard you and Cole talking.
- Oh boy, what'd you hear?
- All of it.
(Jack laughs)
You guys are crazy (laughs).
- Oh boy, yeah.
Yep.
- Is it true?
- Is what true?
- That all of your friends
wanna have sex with me?
- No, come on, babe.
Do we really have to talk-
- Yes, we have to.
- Okay.
Well, given the current circumstances,
I'd say yes.
- Oh my God (laughs).
Men are ridiculous.
(Jack laughs)
Is that really all you guys think about?
- No.
No, no, no, not everything.
You know?
- What else do men think about then?
- (exhales) Let's see here.
Movies.
Yep.
Sports.
We like sports.
And let's see, movies, sports.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's about it.
(both laughing)
- Exactly.
That's what I thought.
- [Jack] Oh, come on.
(bugs chirping)
- Holy shit, man.
(pensive music)
Can I help you?
- What y'all doin' up here?
- Well, I'm just here
with a few friends
camping for the weekend.
Who are you?
- Wyatt.
- Is there a problem, Wyatt?
- Kinda.
You see, this here is sacred land.
- Okay.
Wow, I didn't know that.
I thought it was just open
woods, man (chuckles).
- Nah, nah, see,
I protect this land from people
like you comin' up here and tearin' it up.
- People like me?
What's that supposed to mean?
- People comin' up here
and throwin' their garbage,
settin' fires, killin' our wildlife.
- Whoa, I can assure you, man,
that's not what we're trying' to do here.
(Wyatt chuckles)
Shit.
- You want to tell me that again, son?
- Look, we will definitely clean up
our mess and we will respect
the wildlife and the land.
You have my word on that.
- Nah, nah.
I think you and your friends,
you better pack up your shit and leave.
- Look Sir, we just wanna
have a nice calm weekend
here for just a couple days.
If you could just see it in your heart
to just let us stay here, please?
- (chuckles) Yeah, all right.
Yeah, you can stay.
But I'm not responsible
for what happens to you guys out here.
You got it?
- Yeah.
Thank you so much.
- Oh, and by the way,
is that your van parked
down there over yonder?
- Yeah, it is.
Why?
- Well, it ain't there no more.
- What do you mean it ain't there?
- Just like I said, it ain't there.
- Hey man, what'd you do with our van?
- Hey, whoa.
- Fuck.
Okay (panting).
- (chuckles) It wasn't
supposed to be there,
so I moved it.
- Okay.
I understand, and we will pack up today
if you could just give
us back the van, please.
- Are you givin' me an ultimatum, boy?
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
- No man, I just wanna be able
to pack up and leave with the van, okay?
- Well then, have a nice day.
(gun cocks)
(Wyatt chuckles)
- Holy shit.
Holy shit, now we know
where that bullet came from.
Jack?
Jack, I need you to
get out here right now.
- [Jack] What? Man, I'm busy.
- Mm mm, I need you to
come out right now, dude.
- Christ.
Hang on.
(zipper zipping)
Fucking what?
- Dude, there was a guy here with a gun.
His name was Wyatt, and
he just stole our van.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
What are you talkin' about?
- Man, I was just here.
Some guy just came outta nowhere,
asked me what we were doing here.
Then he said this land is some
sacred or some shit, right?
And then he just tells
us the van is stolen
and he whips a gun in my face.
- Wait, you're scaring Kelly, man.
- Yeah, well-
- Calm down.
- I think you guys need to know
what's going on out here
while you two were fucking in the tent.
(Jack sighs)
(group panting)
- Where the fuck could this van be?
- Guys, I'm getting really scared.
- I know for a fact
that's where we left it.
- Think Cole fuckin' with us?
- No way.
I mean, he's a dick.
Not that much of a dick.
Besides, he was with me the
whole time he pissed me off.
- What happened with you guys anyway?
- He's an idiot, that's what happened.
I don't really wanna get into it.
Let's just go tell the
others what happened.
- Guys?
- What?
- Hm?
- What is that?
- What the hell?
- Who is that?
- [Lori] I don't know, and I
really don't wanna find out.
- Yo, excuse me, can I help you?
Hey, man.
Go ahead, man.
You're just scaring my friends away.
Can you just leave?
- Chris, just stop.
- No, the man's bein' a creep, man.
He need to go.
- Babe, I think that guy's really weird.
I think we should just go the other way.
- All right, let's just go this way.
Fuck is the matter with him?
(Chris speaking indistinctly)
- I hope we're going the right way.
- Yeah, I think we're good.
- Guys, he's gone.
- [Abby] Did you see where he went?
- No, I didn't see him.
- Let's just keep it goin'.
Babe, come on.
- I think we're supposed to go this way.
- I'm pretty sure it's this way, though.
- I don't think so.
- Well, are you 100%?
- No.
- Are you 100%, babe?
- (sighs) No, I'm not.
- Great, so we're lost?
- No, no, we're not lost, babe, okay?
We're gonna be fine.
- Let's just keep going straight.
- (sighs) All right.
(Chris exhales)
- Fuck, what the hell we gonna do?
- We gotta find the others.
We need to get the van and
get the fuck outta here.
- Did the man tell you where he left it?
- No, he just said it ain't there anymore.
- (grunts) This is so fucked, man.
- Babe, I'm scared now.
- I'm not gonna let anything
happen to you, okay babe?
- Yeah, we got you, Kels.
- What is going on with you two?
- Nothing.
- Okay, so what's the plan?
- Look, I'm gonna go find the others.
You two just stay here
in case they come back.
- Where the hell you gonna go?
- Oh, I'm just gonna go
where we left the van.
- Listen, if they come
back, we'll stay here.
We'll wait for you, okay?
- Yeah, but how do I know
if they come back before me?
- That's 20 minutes, okay?
You can't find 'em in 20 minutes.
You come right back here, okay?
- It's 12:20.
I will come back at 12:40, all right?
- Okay, cool.
Come here.
(Kelly crying)
It's gonna be okay, okay?
(pensive music)
(music continues)
(music continues)
(music continues)
(music continues)
- I think we're lost.
- Yeah, none of this is familiar.
- No guys, I think it's
just a little bit further.
- No, Lori, I think we're
going the wrong way.
- I think she's right, babe.
(Lori sighs)
Hey, hey, look, look.
Okay, look.
It's okay, all right?
So we just go back the other
way and it'll be fine, okay?
Okay?
I got ya, all right?
(music continues)
- Chris, you're such a great guy.
- Thanks.
(smirks) Where'd that come from?
- Just the way you treat Lori.
I can tell you love her a lot.
- Oh, well, yeah.
And she knows I'll do
anything for her, too.
- Cole does none of that.
- (sighs) Look, Cole's a
good guy in his own way.
- He just doesn't know
how to show it to me,
and I need that, you know?
- Yeah, yeah, I get it.
- Plus, he does like
dumb shit all the time.
- You think Chris doesn't do stupid shit?
You just gotta learn to
let it roll off your back.
- It's hard.
He annoys me so much.
I do love him, though.
- I get it.
Just remember, men do
stupid shit all the time.
It's in their DNA.
I love you too, babe.
- Mm hm, mm hm.
- (smirks) All right, let's
go back the other way.
- But what if the guy's over there?
- Well, look, it's three against one.
I don't think he gon' try anything.
Plus, I think he was
just tryin' to scare us.
- Well, it worked.
Let's go.
(group chattering indistinctly)
(bugs chirping)
- Abby?
Chris?
(Cole panting)
Oh, what the fuck now?
Fuck.
(pensive music)
(music continues)
Fuck.
Fuck, man.
(Cole gasps)
(shot firing)
(music continues)
- How did you like that, boy?
(Wyatt spits)
(foot thudding)
(Wyatt chuckles)
- That was totally a gunshot, right?
- Yeah, that was definitely a gun.
- Does Chris or Cole have a gun?
- No.
No, none of us carry.
- So, what do we do now?
- Okay, look, the plan was
that we wait here 20 minutes, right?
And then if he doesn't come back,
we go looking for him, that's it.
- Jack, I'm scared.
Hey, hey, hey, it's okay.
Hey.
It's okay, it's okay,
it's okay, it's okay.
It's okay, just give it
some time, all right?
(unsettling music)
(music continues)
(flies buzzing)
- I see water.
They must be over there.
- Gotta be.
(Abby panting)
- Oh my God.
- What the actual fuck?
- Oh, the smell.
(all coughing)
- Who could have done something like that?
- You think the guy
with the mask did this?
- I think that's a strong possibility.
- All right, look.
Let's just pour the water and
get the fuck outta here, okay?
- Okay.
- What the fuck?
Hey.
- Okay, okay.
- What the?
What y'all doin'?
(Lori coughing)
- There's an ID.
Tina Jensen, she's from Boursville.
- So sad, she's so pretty.
- Yeah, yeah, that's
fuckin' terrible, okay?
Let's get the fuck outta here
and try to find camp, okay?
(Lori coughs)
(Chris grimacing)
(music continues)
(Chris coughing)
(Lori coughing)
(Chris screams)
(Lori screams)
(Abby screams)
(both speaking indistinctly)
- We have to keep going
or we'll die, okay?
(screaming continues)
- Look he's behind us!
- We're gonna die!
We're gonna die!
- We're not gonna die, keep moving!
(both sobbing)
(music continues)
(Creeper panting)
- All right, it's been 20 minutes.
- Where are we gonna go?
- I guess we go back
to where we first parked the van, I guess.
- All right, let me grab
my backpack at least.
- That's a good idea.
Let me get mine.
(zipper zipping)
- [Jack] Cole!
- [Kelly] Cole, where are you?
- [Jack] Cole?
The fuck you at?
- [Kelly] Cole!
- [Jack] Cole?
Cole?
- [Kelly] Cole!
(both gasping)
- Jack! Kelly!
Where's everyone?
What is going on?
Look for a weapon!
Let's go, let's go.
(sobbing continues)
(music continues)
(Creeper panting)
(music continues)
- Hey!
- Oh my God!
- Hey, hey, hey, hey,
what's goin' on, what's goin' on?
- There's a masked man chasing us.
He killed Chris.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What do you mean he killed Chris?
- He put a fucking knife
in him (sobbing)...
- Fucking Christ.
- Oh my God!
Where is he?
- He's back there.
He's chasing us.
We gotta move. Where's Cole?
- I don't know.
- We've been looking for Cole.
He went out to find you, but
we haven't seen him since.
- [Abby] Okay, okay, we
gotta go, we gotta go.
- Come on, come on, come on,
come on, come on, come on.
Let's go.
- [Abby] Come on!
(music continues)
(girls sobbing)
- Cole!
- Cole!
- Guys, guys,
- Cole!
- I don't think we should be yelling.
- That freak is still
following us, he heard it.
- [Kelly] You're right.
So, what do we do now?
- I don't fuckin' know.
(dramatic music)
- Hey, havin' trouble findin' your van?
- Look man, what'd you do to it?
Huh?
- (chuckles) Now, what fun would
that be if I told you that?
- Look, Sir, we just want to
get in our van and go home.
Okay?
- Well, that ain't gonna be possible.
- What do you want from us?
- (chuckles) You see, me
and my boy over there,
we's hungry, and we like
to play with our food.
- Jesus Christ, you sick son of a bitch.
- Maybe so (chuckles).
(Wyatt yells)
- Go, go, go!
- Hey, stop.
- Okay.
- Hold it right there.
- Relax.
Easy, easy.
No one's goin' anywhere, okay?
- I'm takin' that backpack.
- Take it easy, it's yours.
It's yours, okay?
It's yours.
Okay?
Look, I'm no threat to you, okay?
Just let them go.
We'll be leaving, okay?
- You shut your mouth.
- Okay, okay, okay, okay.
(Wyatt sniffs)
- Oo.
(Jack whimpers)
You'll taste good in my soup, boy.
Mm hm.
(zipper zipping)
(hammer thuds)
(dramatic music)
(Kelly grunting)
(music continues)
(blood gushing)
(music continues)
- Hey, hey, hey, hey,
look at me, look at me.
Hey.
It's over, okay?
You did it.
It's done.
It's done.
Come here, come here.
You saved my-
(neck snaps)
- [Kelly] Jack!
- Holy shit!
- We gotta go,
we gotta go!
- Jack!
- Fucking come on!
(Kelly sobbing)
(Creeper panting)
- Come on, girls.
We gotta pick it up.
- I'm not doin' too good.
I think I'm gonna (vomits)...
- Lori, Lori, we have
to keep moving, okay?
Or we are dead meat, come on, come on.
- No, we're gonna get him.
- Just let him kill me, please.
We're running in circles with no way out.
- We have to keep moving.
There's a maniac chasing us.
- Yeah, come on.
- Abby, we are in the
middle of fucking nowhere.
There is nowhere to go.
He's just gonna catch us eventually.
- Lori, fix your attitude, okay?
We're going to survive.
We just have to get to the
van and get out of here.
(knife clinks)
(dramatic music)
- Oh, fuck!
(girls sobbing)
(music continues)
(girls yelling indistinctly)
(music continues)
(music continues)
(girls panting)
- [Kelly] Come on.
Come on, we have to keep going.
(both gasping)
(music continues)
- Kelly, Kelly, wait, please stop.
- No!
- I can't, please.
- Listen, we have to keep going.
- [Lori] No, I've been running forever-
- I know you're tired.
- I can't go anymore.
- There's a maniac chasing us
and he killed all of our friends.
We have to keep going.
- I can't.
- Come on, you can get up.
Let's do it.
(Lori gasping)
Please.
Okay, okay.
I have an idea.
We need to hide you.
We need to hide you somewhere
and then I'll find the van, okay?
Come on.
(music continues)
(music continues)
(music continues)
(music continues)
(knife clangs)
(music continues)
(music continues)
(knife clangs)
(music stops)
(Creeper panting)
(knife clangs)
(panting continues)
(Creeper grunting)
- Okay.
Okay, please, please, please,
don't hurt me, please.
No, please, go away.
- Die!
(knife thuds)
(dramatic music)
(Creeper grunting)
Come on.
(both gasping)
(music continues)
(Creeper gasping)
(music continues)
Come on, just a little further.
Come on, you can do it.
Come on.
We're almost there.
(Lori coughing)
Are you okay?
A little faster, come on.
(Lori coughing)
(music continues)
(Lori gasping)
Come on, we can do it.
(Lori screams)
Are you okay?
- I hurt my leg really bad.
- Oh my God, holy shit.
- Oh my God, it hurts so bad.
- [Kelly] Can you move it?
- No, I can't.
- Try to move it.
- I can't.
Kelly, it's really bad.
- Fuck.
Okay, you gotta get up and try to walk.
- Okay.
- Hold onto me.
Grab my neck.
Okay.
(Lori groans)
- No, I'm fucking dead, Kelly!
- No, don't say that.
Listen, I'm gonna go get the
van and I'll be right back.
(knife thuds)
(Lori splutters)
(Kelly screams)
(bone snapping)
(Creeper gasping)
(Kelly gasping)
Fuck!
(gasping continues)
(Kelly sobbing)
Fuck.
(gasping continues)
No (sobs).
(gasping continues)
(Kelly whimpers)
(Creeper panting)
(Kelly breathing heavily)
(Creeper grunts)
(Kelly screams)
(knife thuds)
(Creeper groans)
(Kelly gasping)
(Creeper groaning)
(knife clanging)
(Kelly sobbing)
Fuck.
(Kelly gasping)
(Kelly screams)
(Kelly groaning)
Oh my God, the van!
Fuck!
(Kelly screams)
(door slams)
(knife thuds)
(Creeper grunting)
(engine rumbling)
(tires skidding)
(engine rumbling)
Okay, Mom, I will.
I promise.
Okay, I'll see you tomorrow.
Bye.
(unsettling music)
(music continues)
(music continues)
(music continues)
(dramatic music)
(Kelly gasps)
(Kelly groans)
Oh, fuck.
Fuck (sobs).
(Kelly wails)
No (sobbing)!
No!
(Kelly screams)
Please, stop!
Why are you doing this (sobbing)?
No, no!
(Kelly gasping)
(Kelly sobbing)
My friends (sobs)!
Oh, stop!
Why are you chasing me?
(Kelly screams)
Somebody help!
Somebody help (grunts)!
Help me!
(Kelly gasping)
Somebody help me!
Fuck!
(anticipatory music)
Hey!
Help!
Help me!
Help me, stop!
You gotta help me!
- What in God's name is goin' on, girl?
- Drive!
(Kelly sobbing)
Some crazy man's chasing me.
And he killed all of my friends.
Thank you so much for stopping.
- Sure thing, sweet cheeks.
What's your name?
- [Kelly] Kelly (whimpers).
- Mine's Daryl.
Looks like you met my brother, Wyatt.
(Daryl laughs evilly)
(dramatic music)
(music continues)
(laughing continues)
(light music)
(music continues)
And all this feelin'
Slippin' through my hands
And all the runnin'
Runnin' for nothin'
And all we dreamin'
Hidden in my head
All your lovin'
Lovin' for nothin'
Eyes wide open in the pourin' rain
And I'm just hopin'
I can see you again
If I let go is it the last time
If I let go is it the last time
Eyes wide open in the pourin' rain
And I'm just hopin'
I can see you again
If I let go is it the last time
If I let go is it the last time
Eyes wide open
Eyes wide open
Empty memory
Layin' in my bed
Once a lover
Just another
Eyes wide open in the pourin' rain
And I'm just hopin'
I can see you again
If I let go is it the last time
If I let go is it the last time
Eyes wide open in the pourin' rain
And I'm just hopin'
I can see you again
If I let go, is it the last time
If I let go, is it the last time
(music continues)
(music continues)
(music continues)
Eyes wide open
Eyes wide open
Eyes wide open in the pourin' rain
And I'm just hopin'
I can see you again
If I let go is it the last time
If I let go is it the last time
Eyes wide open in the pourin' rain
And I'm just hopin'
I can see you again
If I let go is it the last time
If I let to go is it the last time
If I let go is it the last time
If I let go is it the last time
If I
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