Crocodile (2000) Movie Script
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
I'M SICK OF WASTING
ALL MY TIME
AND TRYIN'
TO GET IT RIGHT
AND FALLIN'
TO THE GROUND
I'M TELLING YOU,
MAN--PIZZA.
IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO GO,
HANDS DOWN.
IT'S LIKE SEX.
[COUGHS]
IT'S THAT SIMPLE.
OH, EXPLAIN, PLEASE.
ENLIGHTEN ME.
ALL RIGHT.
WELL, WHEN IT'S GOOD,
IT'S GREAT, RIGHT?
YEAH.
AND WHEN IT'S BAD...
MMM.
IT'S STILL
PRETTY DAMN GOOD.
YOU'RE A MORON,
YOU KNOW THAT?
COME ON, DUDE,
HOW HARD COULD IT BE?
YOU'VE GOT ONE FOOD
TO EAT FOR THE RES OF YOUR LIFE,
AND IT IS...
YAMS.
YAMS?
THERE'S A TRIBE--
I THINK IT'S IN AFRICA--
THAT SUBSISTS
SOLELY ON THE YAM.
WHERE DO YOU COME UP
WITH THIS SHIT?
HEY, I'M JUST BEING
PRACTICAL.
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
WHOO-HOO!
HA HA HA!
COME ON, BITCH.
AAH!
HEY, BRADY.
[YOUTHS SHOUTING
AND LAUGHING]
YOU LITTLE SHIT!
OH, THEY'RE GOING
TO GET IT.
I SWEAR TO GOD,
THEY'RE GOING TO GET IT.
I...
I, UH--UH...
WHAT?
WHAT WAS--
WHAT? HER BEST FRIEND
WENT TO CABO
WITHOUT HER, MAN.
WHAT COULD I DO?
YOU INVITED HER?YOU WORRY
TOO MUCH.
CLAIREDOESN' IS GOING TO--KNOW.
AND SHE WON' FIND OUT,
SO CHILL OUT.
HEY, BOYS!
[YOUTHS SHOUTING
AND LAUGHING]
BESIDES, DUDE,
YOU SAID YOURSELF
IT WAS A BIG MISTAKE.
OUR FRESHMEN WEEK
WAS A LONG TIME AGO
FOR HER, TOO, PAL.
I'M GOING TO KILL YOU, D.
I'M GOING
TO KILL YOU, MAN.
I AM SO DEAD.
A RECKLESS LIFE
IS THE ONLY LIFE WORTH
LIVING, MY FRIEND.
THIS AIN'T NO CAMELO THINKIN' THAT THE WORLD
WOULD BE YOUR OYSTER
SWEETIE PIE.
HEY, WHERE'S
MY ANNABELLE? HEY.
PERFECT.
5 DAYS ON THE LAKE,
AND THE WILD WOMAN'S
GOING TO STAR COMING THROUGH.
5 DAYS ON THIS LAKE, THEN
WE GO SHOPPING BIG TIME.
THAT'S THE DEAL, SWEETIE.
FRESH AIR,
ALL OF THIS WATER--
IT'S GOING TO DO SOME
CRAZY THINGS TO YOU.
HMM.
I'M GOING TO MAKE
AN OUTDOORS GIRL
OUT OF YOU YET.
I DON'T THINK SO.
[BARKS]
GO BACK TO KANSAS, TOTO.
GET OUT OF HERE.
[BARKS]
GET OUT OF HERE.
THERE'S NO PROMISES
OF LOVE OR MONEY
NO
BRADY.
HI.
HI.
OH, IT'S SO GOOD
TO SEE YOU.
YEAH.
THIS TRIP'S GOING
TO BE SO MUCH FUN.
I KNOW. IT'S GOING
TO BE A BLAST.
I CAN'T WAIT.
WELCOME TO LAKE SOBEK.
I AM YOUR HOST.
SPIKE, HOW YOU
DOING, BUDDY?
HER NAME IS PRINCESS,
AND CAREFUL
WITH THAT BOW.
BABY
EXCUSE ME.
CLAIRE!
BRADY.
BABY
I THOUGHT YOU SAID
HE WANTED TO BE WITH ME.
CHILL OUT, SUNSHINE.
YOU ALWAYS GOT ME.
ICK.
I'D RATHER
SUCK ON A TROUT.
YOU MISS ME?
YOU KNOW IT.
MMM.
YOUR LUCKY DAY
UH-HUH
YOUR LUCKY DAY
AHEM.
DUNCAN, I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU WERE GOING TO--
GOOD TO SEE YOU,
TOO, CLAIRE.
HEY, EVERYBODY,
THIS IS CLAIRE.
SHE AND I AND DUNCAN WEN TO HIGH SCHOOL TOGETHER.
BRADY'S TOLD ME SO MUCH
ABOUT YOU GUYS.
EVEN THE JUICY STUFF?
THERE'S NO JUICY STUFF.
HA HA HA! BUT WE'RE JUS GETTING STARTED, RIGHT?
OH, WAIT A MINUTE,
WAIT A MINUTE.
NOBODY'S STARTING
ANY DAMN THING
AROUND HERE
UNTIL WE COME
TO A DECISION.
WHAT?
NOW, WHO EXACTLY...
IS BUYING THE BEER?
WHOO!
All:
BEER! BEER! BEER!
BEER! BEER! BEER!
BEER! BEER! BEER!
BEER! BEER! BEER!
SO, YOU'RE FROM
AROUND HERE?
YEAH.
MY WHOLE FAMILY.
YEP. GOT KINFOLK
FROM ALL AROUND
THESE HERE PARTS.
YEAH, WELL, I'D SHUT UP
IF I WERE YOU, MAN.
MY KIN GAVE US A BIG BREAK
ON THE BOAT RENTAL,
SO KEEP IT UP, BOY.
UHH!
KIT, HELP ME, PLEASE.
[PRINCESS BARKS]
Kit: COMING TO
THE RESCUE, SWEETIE.
GUYS, WE COULD USE
SOME HELP OVER HERE.
HEY.
YOU ALL COULD HELP ME
BY SHOWING ME A LITTLE I.D.
THERE YOU GO.
NOW, LOOK, KIDS,
I KNOW WHY YOU'RE HERE.
PARTY TIME.
HA HA HA.
HECK, I USED
TO DO THAT MYSELF.
AMAZING
YOU FOUND THE TIME,
WHAT WITH
ALL THE PIG SHOWS
AND TRACTOR PULLS
AND SUCH.
[BOY CHUCKLES]
Boy: AHEM.
SON...
DO YOU WANT TO SPEND
YOUR VACATION
LOOKING AT THE LAKE
THROUGH A SET OF BARS?
NO, SIR.
I DIDN'T THINK SO.
NOW, YOU ALL MAKE SURE
THAT WHOEVER'S DRIVING
YOUR RIG
IS SOBER,
YOU GOT ME?
LAST YEAR, SOME BOZO
CAME THROUGH HERE,
WENT JET-SKIING
AFTER A KEGGER--
RAN RIGHT INTO A BOAT.
THERE WASN'T MUCH
LEFT OF HIM,
BUT MY MEN WERE ABLE
TO SCRAPE ENOUGH OF HIM
OFF THE PROPELLER
TO KNOW
THAT HE HAD
A B.A.C. OF 0.25.
WE'LL BE
CAREFUL, SIR.
GOOD.
NOW, SPRING BREAK
IS VACATION FOR YOU KIDS.
FOR ME?
THAT'S MY BUSY SEASON,
SO YOU TRY
TO KEEP THAT IN MIND.
YES, SIR.
YOU GOT IT.
WELL, THEN...
[LAUGHS]
[BARKS]
PRINCESS,
DON'T BOTHER
THE NICE SHERIFF.
YOU BETTER GET THA FLUFF BALL ON A LEASH.
WE DON'T LIKE
THAT MAN, DO WE?
NO. NO.
WHY
TIME AND AGAIN
IT'LL BE A STRANGE THING
TO YOU AND ME
WHY
WE ALL FEEL
SMALL AND THIN
WHENEVER
IT'S TIME AGAIN
WHY
TIME AND AGAIN
IT'LL BE A STRANGE THING
TO YOU AND ME
WHY
[LAUGHS]
[BOTH LAUGH]
YOU HAVING A GOOD TIME?
YEAH.
GOOD. GOOD.
DID YOU HAVE TO BRING
DUNCAN HERE WITH US?
CLAIRE,
I REALLY DON'T WANT TO GE IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS THING
BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU.
I JUST THINK
HE'S AN ASSHOLE.
HE'S NOT THAT BAD.
YOU'VE NEVER EVEN
GIVEN HIM A FAIR CHANCE.
HE'S PRETTY COOL.
HE GOT YOU EXPELLED
FOR CHEATING, BABE.
THAT WAS PARTIALLY MY FAULT,
AND YOU KNOW THAT.
WE TALKED ABOUT THAT.
I'M SORRY.
I'M...
I'M JUST PISSED,
YOU KNOW?
I WANT YOU
AT SCHOOL WITH ME.
AND I'LL BE THERE.
12 MORE UNITS,
AND THEN I CAN TRANSFER.
I LOVE YOU
SO MUCH, BABE.
YOU DO?
YEAH.
[LAUGHS]
JUST DO ME A FAVOR
AND KEEP DUNCAN
THE HELL AWAY FROM ME
THIS WEEK, OK?
YOU GOT IT.
GIVE ME A HUG.
HEY, BRADY,
COME ON, MAN, WE'RE DOING
BODY SHOTS OFF SUNNY.
LET'S GO.
NO WAY.
HEY, GET LOST, MAN.
BAD TIMING.
VAMOOSE.
SEE YOU.
WHAT?
GET LOST.
DON'T HAVE
TO TELL ME TWICE.
GENTLEMEN,
PREPARE FOR LIFTOFF.
READY, HOUSTON.
ONE SMALL LICK FOR MAN,
ONE GIANT WOODY
FOR MANKIND.
ON MY COUNT, OK?
ALL RIGHT.
3, 2, 1.
BODY SHOT.
BODY SHOT.
OW! HA HA!
HA HA HA!
MMM.
[LAUGHS]
MMM.
[GROWLS]
YOU'RE NEXT, BABY.
IN YOUR DREAMS.
AW.
[PRINCESS BARKS]
WHAT'S WITH YOU, MAN?
I'M GETTING SEASICK.
YOU WANT A TEQUILA SHOT?
[VOMITS]
NASTY.
EW.
EW.
EW.
AW, MAN.
AM I SO STUPID?
AM I BLIND
TO WHAT YOU DO?
PSYCHOTIC HUMAN
[CHATTERING]
HEY. HEY, GUYS.
GUYS.
I WOULD LIKE
TO MAKE A TOAS TO KIT FOR MAKING
THIS WEEKEND HAPPEN.
YEAH!
YAY!
WHOO!
TO KIT!
YEAH!
YAY, YAY.
I GOT AN ANNOUNCEMEN TO MAKE.
I'M REALLY FUCKED UP.
I'LL DRINK TO THAT.
SURE MISS CHARLIE
NOT COMING OU ON THESE TRIPS
WITH US ANYMORE.
AND POOR OLD SISSY'S
ALL BACKED UP AGAIN--
TOO MUCH FIBER.
I SWEAR, SHE WAS EATING
THIS STUFF LAST WEEK,
AND IT LOOKED LIKE
WOOD CHIPS.
YEAH. DAMN FIBER
AIN'T GOOD FOR NOTHING.
JUST GETS DOWN IN YOUR COLON
AND TURNS TO STONE.
CLOSING DOWN
THAT TANNERY
JUST ABOUT KILLED
OLD CHARLIE.
AND NOW WITH SISSY
AND THE FIBER...
AHH.
THE MAN HARDLY GETS OU OF THE HOUSE ANYMORE,
WHAT WITH THAT POOR
IMPACTED WOMAN.
AW...
COCKSUCKING
ANIMAL RIGHTS.
THAT'S
HIPPIE BULLSHIT.
[YOUTHS LAUGHING
IN DISTANCE]
THE TANNERY
KEPT THIS TOWN AFLOAT.
NOW LOOK AT IT.
[ANIMAL SQUEALS]
AND THAT'S A FACT.
WELL, I'LL BE DAMNED.
MUST BE FROM THE GIAN CAROLINA SWAMP EATER,
DON'T YOU THINK?
THIS DAMN BIRD
CLOSED THE TANNERY.
THEY'RE SUPPOSED
TO BE REAL ENDANGERED.
HUH.
WELL...
FLY AWAY,
LITTLE BIRDIE.
FLY!
HEE HEE!
[LAUGHTER]
[ANIMAL GROWLS]
WHAT WAS THAT?
HEY, GUYS, THAT WAS
THE CREATURE OF LAKE SOBEK.
THE CREATURE
OF LAKE SOBEK.
[YOUTHS HUM MUSIC
FROM JAWS]
JOKE ALL YOU WANT.
DUDE, YOU ARE
SO FULL OF SHIT.
GOD.
ALL RIGHT, I'M GETTING
SOME BUG REPELLENT.
THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
OH, GET ME SOME CHIPS.
OH, AND A COUPLE
OF DOGGIE BISCUITS.
YEAH? NO.
Annabelle: THAT MOSQUITO JUICE
IS MAKING HIM MEAN.
Boy: THAT BUG SPRAY IS
GOING TO MAKE ME PUKE AGAIN.
NOW, THIS IS FOR
THE BLIND SALAMANDER.
[MAN LAUGHS]
ARE YOU HUNGRY,
HARVEY?
WELL, I RECKON
I COULD EAT.
WELL, CHOMP DOWN ON THIS.
IT'S MEAT-FREE.
OOH!
[LAUGHS]
YOU JACKASS!
LIGHTEN UP, BUDDY.
OK, OK, OK.
YOU WIN.
[CROCODILE GROWLING]
[SCREAMING]
[PRINCESS BARKS]
[ROARS]
I THINK IT WAS
A FOGHORN.
[LAUGHTER]
HEY, SHH, SHH.
SHH.
SEE, KIT'S
GOT THIS STORY,
AND HE'S GOING TO DIE
IF WE DON'T LET HIM
TELL IT.
NEVER MIND, GUYS.
I DON'T THINK YOU GUYS
CAN HANDLE IT.
COME ON, MAN,
TELL YOUR STORY.
[YOUTHS ENCOURAGE]
Boy:
WE WANT TO HEAR IT.
ALL RIGHT, FIRST, LET ME
JUST START BY SAYING
I DIDN'T MAKE
ANY OF THIS UP, ALL RIGHT?
IT'S COMPLETELY TRUE.
OOH.
AND...IT ALL HAPPENED
RIGHT HERE--
RIGHT UP AT THAT OLD HOTEL,
RIGHT UP THERE.
Brady:
THAT'S A SURPRISE.
SEE, THE GUY
WHO BUILT I WAS THIS GUY BY THE NAME
OF HARLAN CLEMENS.
OH.
HARLAN CLEMENS?
WAIT A MINUTE.
ISN'T THAT MARK TWAIN'S
REAL NAME OR SOMETHING?
NO, NO.
SEE, HE IMPORTED
THIS MASSIVE CROCODILE--
A FLAT DOG.
Brady: OK, YOU'RE
LOSING ME HERE.
WELL, THAT'S WHA THE AFRICANS CALL
THE NILE CROCODILE.
UH-HUH.
ANYWAY,
THE CROC WAS SUPPOSEDLY
A DESCENDEN OF THE ONES THE PHARAOHS
RODE INTO BATTLE.
GIDDYAP, LITTLE GATOR.
[BOTH LAUGH]
SHUT UP, ALL RIGHT?
SHUT UP.
MY POINT IS,
THIS GUY HARLAN
SET UP A SHRINE
FOR THIS MONSTER.
I MEAN, HE PRACTICALLY
STARTED A CULT.
HE THOUGHT THA HE COULD USE THIS BEAS TO HARNESS THE POWERS
OF THE ANCIENT EGYPTIAN
CROCODILE GOD SOBEK.
LICK MY HAIRY
RIGHT 'NAD.
Kit: SO...
[LAUGHTER]
SO...
LISTEN.
SO THE TOWNSPEOPLE
ARE ABOUT TO RUN HARLAN
OUT OF TOWN
BECAUSE OF
HIS UNCHRISTIAN WAYS.
THEN SOMETHING
MIRACULOUS HAPPENED.
THE MONSTER LAID EGGS.
WHO KNOWS
HOW SHE GOT PREGNANT?
AW, CAN WE JUS FAST-FORWARD
TO THE FLYING GUTS
AND ASSHOLES OR SOMETHING?
[LAUGHTER]
YOU ARE WADING THROUGH
A LOT OF BULLSHIT.
LOOK--NO, GUYS, LOOK,
IT'S TRUE, MAN.
MY GRANDMOTHER RAISED ME
ON THIS STORY, ALL RIGHT?
IT HAPPENED WHEN SHE WAS
A LITTLE GIRL.
SO...
HARLAN TAKES THE EGGS
AND PUTS THEM ON DISPLAY
IN THE HOTEL LOBBY.
BUT, THEN, ONE DAY,
HIS 8-YEAR-OLD SON
GOT MAD.
HE TOOK A CROQUE MALLET TO THEM
AND SMASHED THEM ALL.
[LAUGHS]
SICK FUCK.
AND ALL THEY EVER FOUND
OF HIM AFTER THA WAS HIS HAND.
NOW...
EVERY NOW AND THEN,
THE CROC COMES BACK
TO THE HOTEL,
AND HE FEASTS
ON LITTLE 8-YEAR-OLDS
PLAYING CROQUET.
[LAUGHTER]
GOOD STORY, DUDE.
GOOD STORY.
DON'T LAUGH, MAN.
Boy:
HA HA HA HA HA!
IT'S TRUE.
TRUE!
TRUE!
WE'RE DOING SHOTS EVERY TIME
KIT SAYS, "IT'S TRUE."
BABY.
Kit: LISTEN,
I DON'T CARE
IF YOU GUYS THINK
THIS IS FUNNY OR NOT,
BUT, YOU KNOW,
THEY SAY
THAT EVERY
ONCE IN A WHILE
SHE'LL COME UP TO THE HOTEL
STILL LOOKING FOR HER EGGS.
IN FACT,
ABOUT 10 YEARS AGO,
SOME KIDS DISAPPEARED
FROM THIS VERY PLACE.
Brady:
RIGHT HERE?
I IMAGINE THEY WERE
SITTING AROUND THE FIRE
JUST LIKE US,
BUT THEY JUST KEP HEARING THINGS.
[BIRD CAWS]
Kit:
YOU KNOW?
AND THE CREATURE
JUST CAME OUT OF THE SHADOWS
WITH ITS YELLOW EYES
AND ITS SCALY SKIN
ALL COVERED WITH BARNACLES--
WITH THOSE EYES
THAT JUST...
THAT JUST PARALYZE YOU,
YOU KNOW?
YOU CAN'T MOVE.
AND THEN YOU JUS SIT THERE WAITING
FOR THE INEVITABLE--
THAT HORRIBLE FATE
AWAITING YOU
AS IT GETS CLOSER
AND CLOSER
AND CLOSER.
AAH!
[LAUGHTER]
GET ALONG,
LITTLE SUNNY.
HOO HOO!
GET THE FUCK OFF OF ME.
WORKS EVERY TIME.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Sunny: WHOO!
WE LIKE BOYS LOOKING GOOD.
YEP. YOU KNOW,
THEY TORCHED IT UP
WHEN I WAS A KID.
I REMEMBER
THE SKY WAS, LIKE,
THIS BRIGHT, BRIGHT RED.
YOU COULD SEE I ALL THE WAY FROM
OUR HOUSE IN TOWN.
MY DAD,
HE REALLY LOVED THAT.
HE DID?
THEY SHUT IT DOWN
IN 1903.
SOME PRETTY CRAZY STUFF
HAPPENED UP THERE.
THE LOCAL LEGEND HAS I THAT THE WHITE
MARBLE LOBBY
WAS SMEARED WITH BLOOD.
I MEAN, IT COVERED
EVERYTHING.
SERIOUS BODY COUNT.
AND IT'S BEEN SAID
TO BE CURSED EVER SINCE.
WHOO!
YOU TAKING NOTES?
YOU TAKING NOTES?
WHOO! YEAH! TOUCHDOWN.
I WASN'T AT FAULT.
SHUT UP, MAN.
[BARKS]
WHAT IS IT,
SWEETHEART?
HEY, KIT,
COME HERE, MAN.
LOOK AT THIS FRUIT.
Boy: HEY, BRADY!
HURRY UP, MAN.
2, 4, 6, 8,
JIGGLE, JIGGLE,
SHAKE, SHAKE.
WHOO!
THAT WAS FOR YOU,
DUNCAN.
OH, YES, IT IS.
OH, HO!
S-U-C-C-E-S-S,
THAT'S THE WAY
WE SPELL SUCCESS.
WELL, SHE'S GOT SOME
BASIC SPELLING SKILLS.
VOCAB, TOO.
YEAH!
Sunny:
WHOO-HOO!
HA HA!
GO, LITTLE FOOTBALL
STARS. COME ON!
Brady:
HOLDING! HOLDING!
[LAUGHTER]
Sunny: BRADY!
WHOO! BRADY,
SHOW ME YOUR ASS!
[BOYS SHOUTING]
LET'S GO, NICE GUY.
YEAH. PULL MY PANTS.
UHH!
UHH!
[BARKS]
HONEY, DO YOU SEE
SOMETHING?
DEEP DOWN, SHE'S
A MIGHTY HUNTING DOG.
HEY, HEY, HEY,
HEY, HEY, HEY.
Brady: DON'T BE
LOOKING, MAN.
IT'S NOTHING.
OHH!
STOP.
Boy: STOP IT, MAN.
SHUT UP.
AAH!
JESUS!
Brady: MAN,
WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?
[DUNCAN LAUGHS]
YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN
YOUR FACES, MAN.
[LAUGHS]
YOU SUCKERS.
PRINCESS!
KIT, WILL YOU GET HER?
AW...
PRINCESS!
Boy:
PRINCESS
WHERE'S THE DOGGIE?
PRINCESS.
HEY!
[WHISTLES]
COME HERE, PUP.
[WHISTLES]
YO, CHECK THIS OUT, MAN.
TALK ABOUT GETTING LAID.
Boy: YEAH, THAT'S, LIKE,
FROM AN OSTRICH OR SOMETHING.
Duncan:
OR A BEAVER.
HEY, HEY,
YOU GUYS, YOU GUYS.
YOU GUYS SHOULD LEAVE THOSE
THINGS ALONE, ALL RIGHT?
UH, YEAH.
WHO BROUGHT DAD ALONG?
HEY, DUNCAN, THERE'S
A LIVING CREATURE
INSIDE OF THERE,
ALL RIGHT?
GROW UP.
YO, CHECK OU THIS CREATURE.
[LAUGHS]
ELEPHANTIASIS
OF THE NUTS.
IS THAT AN EGG
IN YOUR SHORTS,
OR ARE YOU JUS HAPPY TO SEE ME?
OOH!
OHH!
[BARKS]
YOU GUYS ARE IDIOTS--
SERIOUSLY.
THAT'S NOT COOL.
WHAT, I'M NOT YOUR TYPE?
BE A BIG BOY,
DUNCAN.
[PRINCESS BARKS]
OH, NO.
[BOTH LAUGH]
Boy:
THAT'S WRONG, DUDE.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
THANK YOU.
[TURNS OFF RADIO]
WHERE'S PRINCESS?
WILL YOU JUS LET HER BE A DOG?
KIT, SHE COULD DROWN.
Duncan:
YO, SUNNY.
HMM?
THAT WAS
IN MY CROTCH.
[LAUGHS]
YOU'RE SUCH AN ASSHOLE.
YOU KNOW,
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TWO.
FOR ALL YOU KNOW, THAT COULD
BE AN ENDANGERED SPECIES.
YOU KNOW, CLAIRE,
THE EGG IS A SYMBOL
OF FERTILITY.
PERHAPS YOU FIND THA THREATENING.
[LAUGHS]
HEH. CUTE.
[WHIMPERS]
[BARKING]
PRINCESS.
LOOK AT YOU.
YOU'RE A MESS.
COME ON. LET'S GET YOU
CLEANED UP.
YOU'RE A BAD, BAD DOGGIE
FOR EATING
THOSE NASTY EGGS.
WELL, NOTHING TODAY BU THE USUAL HELL-RAISERS.
LET'S HEAD BACK.
Radio: SHERIFF,
KEEP YOUR EYE OU FOR HARVEY AND ARNOLD.
THEY WENT FISHING--
HAVEN'T COME HOME YET.
OVER.
ROGER ON THAT.
ON THE LOOKOU FOR 2 FAT FISHERMEN
PASSED OU OVER A CASE OF BEER.
HEY!
ARE YOU BOZOS DOWN
FOR A KEGGER?
HA HA HA!
PARTY TIME!
NOW, YOU CAN START BY
SHOWING ME SOME PROPER I.D.
COME ON IN, BRO.
BETTER PUT THA FLUFF BALL ON A LEASH.
GUYS, WAIT FOR ME!
Girl: ARE YOU SURE?
[LAUGHING AND TALKING]
Claire: NO, NO, NO!
Foster: DRINK,
DRINK, DRINK!
HUNGRY, CLAIRE?
ONE BACKPACK OMELE COMING UP.
THERE.
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING, MAN?
NOTHIN'!
YOU GUYS ARE
BEING REAL DICKS,
YOU KNOW THAT?
[SOBS]
[LAUGHING]
I'M SERIOUS, MAN.
[HELICOPTER]
LET'S...
YEAH.
ALL RIGHT,
THE PARTY CAN NOW BEGIN!
IS MY GIRL HAVING
A GOOD TIME?
OF COURSE I AM.
IT'S KIND OF A ZOO,
YOU KNOW.
NOT EXACTLY
A ROMANTIC PARADISE.
BRADY,
YOU WORRY TOO MUCH.
I'M HERE WITH YOU.
THAT'S WHAT MATTERS.
AND I LIKE YOUR FRIENDS.
ANNABELLE'S A SWEETHEART.
YOU KNOW, THE WHOLE
DUNCAN THING--
LOOK, FORGET ABOUT IT.
OUT OF SIGHT,
OUT OF MIND.
LOOKS LIKE
A GOOD SPOT.
OK.
OK, SO, REMIND ME...
HUBS IS--HUBS IS
IN YOUR DORM.
NOPE.
KIT AND FOSTER
ARE IN MY DORM.
HUBS IS IN BIO
WITH ME.
OH, BIO. AND SUNNY?
SHE'S JUST SOME FRIEND
OF DUNCAN'S.
I THINK SHE HAS
A THING FOR YOU.
WHAT? NO.
SHE TOTALLY HAS
A CRUSH ON YOU, BRADY.
CLAIRE, YOU'RE
JUST IMAGINING.
LOOK, I'M NOT JEALOUS.
I THINK IT'S KIND OF CUTE.
I DON'T KNOW WHA YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
HOW COULD SHE NOT?
LOOK AT THOSE
BLUE EYES. HMM?
THESE EYES ARE
FOR YOU ONLY, BABE.
OH, YOU ARE SUCH
A CHEESEBALL SOMETIMES.
COME HERE.
WAIT.
WHAT?
THIS IS
A PERFECT MOMENT.
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
LISTEN TO THE WIND.
AND THE TREES.
GOD, IT IS
SO BEAUTIFUL OUT HERE.
AND I'M HERE WITH
MY PERFECT BOYFRIEND.
WELL, YOU'RE RIGH ABOUT THAT.
WE DON'T GET A LO OF THESE MOMENTS.
WE HAVE TO SAVOR THEM.
THAT'S WHA I'M TRYING TO DO.
[TWIG SNAPS]
WHAT WAS THAT?
NOTHING.
[GROWLING]
UH-OH.
IT'S KIT'S MONSTER.
SMOOTH DOG.
WHAT?
SMOOTH DOG.
THAT'S ITS NAME.
NO, NO, THAT'S NO WHAT THEY CALL IT.
THAT'S WHA HE CALLED IT.
IT WAS FLAT DOG.
OK, WELL, FINE.
SMOOTH DOG?
DON'T TEASE ME,
BRADY.
STOP, STOP. WHAT ABOU OUR PERFECT MOMENT?
YOU CAN'T JUST CREATE ONE.
IT HAS TO HAPPEN.
AND YOU'VE RUINED IT.
YEAH?
[LAUGHS] YEAH.
YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?
MM-HMM.
MM-HMM.
BRADY, WHAT IF
SOMEONE SEES US?
CLAIRE, THERE'S
NOBODY OUT HERE.
ARE YOU SURE?
ABSOLUTELY.
Sunny: ARROOO!
[LAUGHING]
[TALKING]
DUDE, YOU GOT THAT ASH
ALL OVER MY LAP.
NOT BAD. NOT BAD.
HA HA HA!
SUNNY, YOU LOOKIN'
FOR SOME ACTION, BABY?
YOU DRINK TOO MUCH,
SUNNY.
YOU DRINK
TOO DAMN MUCH.
SUCH AN IDIOT.
COME ON, THAT'S ENOUGH.
COME ON, SUNNY.
TIME TO SLEEP IT OFF.
LET'S PUT YOU
RIGHT OVER HERE.
OHH.
[LAUGHTER]
YOU'RE MY HERO.
I KNOW.
HEY, WATCH IT.
THAT'S MY BOYFRIEND.
OHH...I'M SORRY.
YOU'RE
A GOOD PERSON.
I WOULDN'T HAVE
DONE IT IF I KNEW.
[LAUGHTER]
BUSTED!
[LAUGHS]
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
SHE'S COMPLETELY DRUNK.
WHAT'S SHE TALKING
ABOUT, BRADY?
IT WAS ONLY ONCE.
HA HA HA!
YEAH, RIGHT.
WHAT?!
Duncan: [SNICKERING]
HERE IT COMES.
OH HO HO!
OHH!
BOTTOMS UP, MAN.
SORRY.
FUCK.
CLAIRE?
AWW.
Brady: CLAIRE?
COME ON.
[SNICKERS]
LET'S LIGH THIS UP, MAN.
FIND SOMEWHERE
ELSE TO SLEEP.
IT DOESN'T SEEM
TO BE TOO HARD FOR YOU.
CLAIRE--
WHAT?!
TAKE ME BACK
TO TOWN TOMORROW.
NOW, JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!
[CRYING]
MMM. OHH.
[LAUGHING]
LOOK AT THIS.
LOOK AT THIS.
LOOK AT YOU,
YOU LITTLE LUSH.
HA.
OH, SASSY, TOO?
YOU DRINK TOO
DAMN MUCH, SUNNY.
HEY, HELP ME.
ME PICK HER UP?
YOU PICK HER UP.
IT'S ALL YOU, MAN.
ALL YOU, DAWG.
YOU HELP ME,
I'LL HELP YOU.
HOW ARE YOU GONNA
HELP ME, SUNNY?
OOH! [GIGGLES]
HOLD ON, HOLD ON.
HEY, KIT,
YOU GONNA HELP ME?
YOU HAVE
A GIRLFRIEND.
GENTLEMEN, LOOKS LIKE
WE GOT A WINNER HERE.
HUBS?
WHAT'S UP, BROTHER?
HUBS, COME ON, MAN.
I SAY WE THROW HIM
IN THE LAKE, MAN.
AH, LET HIM
SLEEP IT OFF, MAN.
YEAH.
AHH. MAN, THAT WAS
A DRAMATIC ENDING.
NOW, IF YOU PUKE
ON MY SWEATSHIRT,
IT'S YOUR ASS.
OH, MAN.
[SUNNY LAUGHS]
[SOFTLY] BRADY.
MMM.
BRADY.
[KISS]
HUH.
[LAUGHS] HI.
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
OHH.
[COUGHS]
MMM.
[URP]
MMM. [URP]
[GROWLING]
[WHIMPERING]
MMM. KIT!
DUNCAN!
AW, MAN.
WHERE ARE WE?
[GROANING]
[BOTTLE CLINKS]
AW, MAN.
UNBELIEVABLE.
KIT!
CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
DAMN IT.
Annabelle:
PRINCESS!
[ARF ARF]
SO DO WE PUSH I INTO DEEPER WATER
OR WHAT, MAN?
WE'RE JUST GONNA
BACK IT OUT, ALL RIGHT?
NO PROBLEM.
I NEED TO GE BACK TO TOWN.
WE'LL BE OUT OF HERE
IN NO TIME, GUYS.
SHIT, FOSTER!
DID YOU PISS
IN THIS BOTTLE?
HA HA!
OH, MY GOD!
Foster: YOU'VE HAD
WORSE THAN THAT.
Sunny: NASTY FUCKER!
[ENGINE CRANKS]
[ENGINE CRANKING]
AW, FUCKIN'-A, MAN!
WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO CLEAN
THE WHOLE SYSTEM OUT.
O CAPTAIN, MY CAPTAIN...
YOU GOT US ROYALLY
SCREWED HERE, MAN.
NO, NO,
DON'T BLAME ME, OK?
THE LAST PERSON
TO COME ON THE BOA WAS SUPPOSED TO
CHECK THE MOORING.
THAT'S THE RULE.
WHAT RULE?
SAYS WHO?
IT'S A STANDARD
BOATING RULE, DIPSHIT.
DO WE LOOK LIKE
STANDARD FUCKING BOATERS
TO YOU, MAN?
HUBS WAS THE LAST ONE
ON, RIGHT?
YEAH,
COME ON, HUBS!
HUBS?
HUBS!
HUBS, COME ON, MAN!
LET'S GO, HUBS!
SHIT, YOU GUYS,
I DON'T THINK THAT HUBS
EVER GOT BACK ON
THE BOAT LAST NIGHT.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
LAST I SAW,
HIS FACE WAS PLANTED
ON THE BEACH.
GREAT. SO WE
LEFT HIM THERE.
OR HE LEFT US.
UNHOOKED US AS A JOKE,
AND WENT OFF TO BONE
SOME SKEEZERS
OR SOMETHING.
OH, ATTA-BOY, HUBS.
LAY THAT PIPE, BOY.
ALL RIGHT, BYE, GUYS.
I'M WALKING BACK.
NO, LOOK, CLAIRE,
YOU CAN'T GO, OK?
LOOK, I HAVE NO IDEA
WHERE WE ARE.
THERE MUST BE
AT LEAST 30 MILES OF
MARSHLAND OUT THERE.
I SAY WE'RE STUCK.
ALL RIGHT!
NOW, WHO WANTS
A BLOODY MARY?
IT'S LIKE YOU'RE
READING MY MIND.
DOUBLE-STRENGTH COFFEE
WILL DO JUST FINE.
PRINCESS!
[ARF ARF]
COME ON, SWEETIE!
[HELICOPTER]
HEY...
YOU WANT TO GO FOR A WALK,
TRY TO WORK THINGS OUT?
CUT YOUR LOSSES, BRADY,
AND WALK AWAY.
COME ON, CLAIRE.
DON'T BE LIKE THAT.
NO!
[SIGHS]
HOLD IT A SECOND.
THERE'S A CAR DOWN
IN THE WATER, GEORGE.
TURN AROUND.
LET'S GO DOWN
AND TAKE A LOOK.
[SQUAWKING]
HMM.
HEY, CLAIRE BEAR.
NOT NOW, DUNCAN.
YOU BEEN CRYING?
NO, THE WIND'S JUS BOTHERING MY CONTACTS.
JUST GO AWAY, OK?
CALM DOWN, ALL RIGHT?
I'M PLAYING THE ROLE OF
THE CONCERNED GUY HERE.
WELL, I'M REALLY
NOT IN THE MOOD, OK?
NOT EVEN IN THE MOOD
FOR A LITTLE REVENGE?
SWEET REVENGE?
AGAINS BRADY OR SUNNY?
DEPENDS ON HOW
YOU LOOK AT IT,
I GUESS.
I WAS THINKING
MAYBE YOU AND I
COULD...YOU KNOW.
NO, I DON'T.
YES, YOU DO.
BUMP MONKEYS,
KNOCK BOOTS,
MAKE THE BEAS WITH 2 BACKS?
YOU ARE
SO DISGUSTING!
THAT MAY BE,
BUT YOU GOT TO ADMI IT WOULD BE PERFECT.
YOU'D GET BACK AT HIM,
HAVE A LITTLE FUN
IN THE PROCESS.
WHAT DO YOU SAY? HMM?
YEAH?
YOU KNOW, I GOTTA
CONGRATULATE YOU.
I REALLY DIDN'T THINK
I COULD GET ANY LOWER,
BUT, SURPRISE, DUNCAN,
YOU DID IT.
YES, I DID.
YOU'RE TOTAL
FUCKING SCUM.
WELL, I DO MY BEST.
GET OUT OF HERE
BEFORE I KILL YOU.
ALL RIGHT, YOU GOT IT.
JUST REMEMBER...
THE OFFER--TCK--
IS ON THE TABLE.
SON OF A BITCH.
WHOA.
BRADY TURNER,
YOU'RE A MORON.
UH, IT'S NOT LIKE
I'M GONNA BITE.
SUNNY. I DON'T--
I--I JUST WANTED
TO SAY I'M SORRY
ABOUT LAST NIGHT.
I DIDN'T MEAN FOR...
I KNOW. I KNOW.
DUNCAN SAID THA YOU REALLY WANTED ME
TO COME ALONG
ON THIS TRIP.
THIS WHOLE THING HAS
JUST BEEN SUCH A MESS.
I JUST REALLY
WANT YOU TO LIKE ME.
I DO, BUT--
SHH.
DON'T SAY ANYTHING.
WELL?
ARE YOU CRAZY?
YOU WANT TO GET ME KILLED?
MAYBE.
[ROARING]
GET OUT OF
THE WATER!
AAH!
GET OU OF THERE!
OH, MY GOD!
YOU TELLING ME YOU LIKE
THEM DIRTY SKEEZERS?
WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?
YOU GOT THAT STRAIGHT.
I'M TELLING YOU, MAN,
THE DIRTIER THE BETTER.
I THOUGHT WE WERE
WORKING THINGS OUT,
YOU KNOW?
I THOUGH IT WAS ALL GREAT.
THERE'S NOTHING
I WANT TO SAY.
ALL I WANT TO DO
IS GET THE HELL
AWAY FROM HERE.
Foster:
THIS IS NASTY, MAN,
BUT WE CAN FIX IT.
Kit: I REALLY HOPE
THE PROP'S NOT BENT.
NO, IT'S FINE.
RUN! RUN!
YUP, YUP, I KNOW.
COULD USE SOME SUCTION
ON THIS BABY.
WHERE'S THAT SKANK
SUNNY AT?
I MEAN, DO YOU
THINK HE REALLY
LIKES HER?
NO. SHE'S SUCH A SLUT.
GO! GO! GO!
AAH!
YOU'RE A DIRTY BOY,
FOSTER.
THAT'S RIGHT.
CLEAR THAT OUT.
I'LL START HER UP.
ALL RIGHT.
AAH! OH, GOD!
KEEP GOING!
KEEP GOING!
[INSECT BUZZING]
ALL RIGHT, FOSTER,
STAND CLEAR OF THE PROPS!
I'M CRANKING IT UP!
GO FOR IT!
[ENGINE STARTS]
HOW'S IT LOOK?
[ENGINE STALLS]
NOT GOOD, BROTHER.
[GROWLING]
GOD ALMIGHTY.
GUYS!
GE AWAY FROM
THE BOAT!
DUNCAN,
GET OUT OF THE WATER!
IT'S AFTER US!
WHAT?
DUNCAN, GET OUT!
GET OUT OF
THE WATER, MAN!
DUNCAN,
SERIOUSLY, MAN!
YEAH, THAT JOKE'S
BEEN DONE TO DEATH.
GET OUT OF
THE WATER!
GUYS, COME ON!
OH, MY GOD.
[GROWLS]
AAH! AAH!
DUNCAN,
GET OFF THE RAFT!
OH, GOD, HELP ME!
[SHOUTING
AND SWEARING]
FUCK!
AW, SHIT, MAN!
AW, MAN, IT'S A FUCKING
DINOSAUR, Y'ALL!
Brady: GET AWAY
FROM THERE!
WHAT THE FUCK
WAS THAT, MAN?!
OH, SHIT! OH!
OH, MY GOD.
WHAT THE HELL
ARE WE GONNA DO?
JESUS CHRIST.
CALM DOWN.
OH, MY GOD, IT'S COMING!
Sunny: OH, SHIT,
IT'S COMING BACK!
GUYS, GET OFF
THE BOAT!
OH, MY GOD,
YOU GUYS! JUMP!
FOSTER, GET THE AX!
OH, MY GOD.
AAH! HOLY SHIT!
PRINCESS!
[ARF ARF]
GET THE AX, MAN!
FUCK!
HEY, CLAIRE!
YOU GUYS, GET OFF THE BOAT!
YO, I GOT THIS
FUCKING DINOSAUR!
AAH!
ANNABELLE!
HELP ME!
NO!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
CLAIRE!
HELP!
KIT!
ANNABELLE,
COME ON, I GOT YOU!
HOLD ON TIGHT! COME ON!
ALL RIGHT, WE GOT IT!
AAH!
JUMP!
Kit: ALL RIGHT,
WE GOTTA JUMP! COME ON!
OK.
AAH!
JUMP!
AAH!
AAH!
Duncan: COME ON.
Sunny:
YOU GUYS, COME ON!
Sunny: COME ON!
WHERE'S FOSTER?
Duncan:
KIT, COME ON!
HURRY!
HURRY!
GUYS, COME ON!
OH! OH, MY GOD!
FOSTER!
FOSTER!
FOSTER!
FOSTER!
NO!
FOSTER! OH, GOD!
OH, FUCKING SHIT!
OH, MY GOD!
WHERE IS HE?!
OH, MY GOD!
[SCREAMING]
OH, MY GOD!
NO!
COME ON! COME ON!
COME ON!
OK, WHAT'S
GOING ON?!
[ARF ARF]
PRINCESS,
COME ON!
PRINCESS!
COME ON!
[WHIMPERS]
[SQUEAKING]
WHAT A PLACE.
[DING DING DING]
ONE OF YOU GUYS
GET OUT HERE?
LESTER? SHURKIN?
WHAT?
LESTER, YOU--
YOU BETTER HAVE THA TAKEN CARE OF.
IT'S NOTHIN'.
THEY JUST DON'T LIKE I WHEN YOU BRUSH THEIR TEETH.
YOU BOYS MISSING
SOMETHING?
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
YOU SURE ONE OF YOUR
GATORS DIDN'T TAKE
A LITTLE VACATION?
OH, YOU KNOW WE KEEP THEM
LOCKED UP TIGHT.
WHAT'S LEFT OF THEM.
GOD BLESS 'EM.
LOOKS LIKE
MAMA GOT LOOSE.
SHURKIN!
I TOLD YOU,
KEEP HIM OUTTA HERE!
SHURKIN, YOU REALLY SHOULD
COME TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
YOU GOT A SEARCH WARRAN THIS TIME?
I GOT A NEST OF
SMASHED GATOR EGGS
AND 2 DEAD FISHERMEN.
I GOT ENOUGH TO
CLOSE YOU UP FOR GOOD.
AND WHAT GOOD IS THA GONNA DO YOU?
[CHUCKLES]
THIS AIN'T NO GATOR EGG,
SHERIFF.
IT'S SOMETHIN' MUCH WORSE.
A CROCODILE.
AND A PISSED OFF ONE
AT THAT.
GATOR, CROCODILE--
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?
HOLY SHIT!
DID YOU SEE THE SIZE
OF THAT FUCKING THING?
WE GOT TO
KEEP MOVING!
WHAT THE FUCK
WAS THAT?
Kit: LET'S GO!
IT WAS THAT FUCKING
CROCODILE, MAN.
THAT WAS JUS AN OLD STORY.
OH, YEAH, WHAT DO YOU
THINK KILLED FOSTER?
IT'S GONNA KILL US.
AW, COME ON.
IT'S GONNA KILL
ALL OF US.
STOP AND LISTEN.
WHERE EXACTLY
ARE WE GOING?
KIT, PLEASE.
THAT'S A GATOR EGG,
SHERIFF.
IF I'D TRIED THA WITH A CROC,
LET'S JUST SAY YOU'D
BE TYING A TOURNIQUE AROUND THE STUMP
WHERE MY ARM USED TO BE.
I'D SAY WE'RE
LOOKIN' AT, UH...
20 FEET, MAYBE MORE.
WE ALL KNOW WHO THAT IS.
SHURKIN, YOU STILL
TELLIN' THAT OLD STORY?
HE KNOWS.
YOU COULD SAY HE'S GO A HISTORY OF THE FLAT DOG.
THAT'S GOD'S
HONEST TRUTH.
THAT EGYPTIAN CROC TORE
MY GRANDPAPPY TO BITS.
AND MY DADDY?
WELL, LET'S JUST SAY
I'VE BEEN WAITIN'
MY WHOLE LIFE
TO EVEN THE SCORE.
DAMN IT, SHURKIN,
THAT'D BE 100 YEARS AGO.
96 TO BE EXACT.
HELL, THAT'S NOTHIN'.
CROCS LIVE 100,
150 YEARS, EASY.
Radio: SHERIFF,
THIS IS DISPATCH. OVER.
SHERIFF, THIS IS DISPATCH.
DO YOU COPY?
CLARK HERE.
WE JUST GOT A CALL
FROM STANLEY BICKERMAN.
SAYS HE NEEDS
TO SEE YOU.
SAYS IT'S URGENT. OVER.
YOU'RE GONNA NEED ALL THE HELP
YOU CAN GET, PARTNER.
A CROC THAT SIZE,
GRAB YOU IN ITS 3-INCH TEETH,
DRAG YOU UNDER THE WATER
TILL YOUR EARS POP.
JUST ABOUT THE TIME
YOU'RE GONNA DROWN,
IT'LL START TO SPIN.
ROUND AND ROUND.
WE CALL I THE DEATH ROLL.
PRETTY SOON
EVERY JOINT IN YOUR BODY
IS ALL DISLOCATED.
YOU'RE JUS A FLAPPIN' BIT OF MEAT.
THEN SHE'LL EITHER
SWALLOW YOU UP RIGHT THERE
OR SHOVE YOU UNDER SOME ROO AND WAIT FOR YOU TO SOFTEN.
YOU TRYIN' TO SCARE ME,
OR ARE YOU OFFERIN' TO HELP?
I AIN'T OFFERIN' SHIT,
SHERIFF.
I'M EXERCISIN'
MY BIRTHRIGHT.
BUT WITHOUT ME,
THAT MONSTER'S GONNA EA EVERYTHING IN ITS PATH.
LESTER, HOW ABOUT YOU?
AH, I GOTTA
STICK AROUND.
IT'S FEEDIN' TIME.
KEEP MOVIN', OK?!
KEEP MOVIN'!
PLEASE STOP YELLING.
COME ON,
WE HAVE TO GO.
WHAT IF THAT THING'S
REALLY MAGICAL?
THAT MEANS THA WE'RE NOT SAFE.
OH, PLEASE, COULD YOU
BE MORE STUPID?
Annabelle: OK,
DON'T YELL AT HER, DUNCAN.
SHE'S NOT THE ONE
WHO GOT US STUCK
IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE!
CAN WE JUST MOVE
ALREADY?!
CHILL, MAN!
WE NEED YOUR HELP!
OK?!
THERE'S AN ACCESS ROAD
THAT GOES AROUND THE LAKE.
QUENTIN ROAD.
CAN YOU GET US THERE?
OF COURSE!
YOU BETTER KNOW
WHAT THE FUCK
YOU'RE DOIN', MAN.
COME ON!
LET'S GO, ALL RIGHT!
LET'S GO!
FUCK! SLOW DOWN.
OH, HEY.
SORRY TO DRAG YOU GUYS
DOWN HERE LIKE THIS.
I DIDN'T KNOW
WHAT ELSE TO DO.
I GOT WHAT I COULD
WITH THE NET.
I'M SURE THERE'S STILL
SOME OUT THERE.
I...FRANKLY,
I DON'T HAVE
THE STOMACH TO LOOK.
OH, HO HO, CHRIST!
Shurkin:
HA HA HA HA HA.
THAT'S A CROCODILE,
ALL RIGHT.
DO YOU MIND, SHERIFF?
GO AHEAD.
TAKES A LO TO SEVER A SPINE.
YOU SEE,
A CROCODILE'S TEETH
INTERTWINE.
THEY SNAP SHUT WITH
40 TONS OF PRESSURE.
I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW BAD
THIS IS, SHERIFF.
HO HO.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
YOU GOT NO IDEA.
YOU SEE, A CROCODILE USUALLY
FINISHES HER MEAL.
SHE AIN'T DOING THIS
'CAUSE SHE'S HUNGRY.
SHE'S ON A RAMPAGE.
WHOEVER MESSED WITH THEM EGGS
MADE HER GOOD AND MAD.
I GUESS WE BETTER
GO BACK TO THE STATION
AND GET THE GUNS.
BIGGEST ONES YOU GOT.
Lester:
FLAT DOG! FLAT DOG!
FLAT DOG!
COME OUT, COME OU WHEREVER YOU ARE!
YOU'VE BEEN VERY,
VERY BAD!
KILLED
ALL THOSE INNOCENTS.
GOD BLESS
THEIR IMMORTAL SOULS.
WHERE ARE YOU, FLAT DOG?
[SNARLS]
OH, THERE YOU ARE.
I'VE BEEN LOOKIN' FOR YOU.
I CAME TO ASK YOU A FAVOR.
IF YOU COULD JUS DO ME A FAVOR
AND EAT THESE SMELLY
CHICKENS, AND THEN...
SHURKIN AND THE SHERIFF
ARE OUT TO GET YA.
SO JUST DO ME A FAVOR
AND JUST HIDE TIGHT,
AND THEN WHEN THEY'RE
NOT LOOKIN',
GET 'EM BOTH.
I'M SICK OF SHURKIN.
I'M SICK
OF ALL HIS BUGGERINGS.
OH, AND BESIDES, IF HE DIES,
I GET THE FARM.
AND I SWEAR TO GOD
I'LL TREAT YOUR KIN RIGHT.
I REALLY WILL.
SO HERE, JUST GO
AND EAT THE FUCKER.
HOLD ON!
[SCREAMING]
[SNARLING]
[INSECT BUZZING]
Brady: COME ON!
EATER-BE-GONE,
ANYONE?
AAH! OH, SHIT!
STOP BEING
SUCH A BABY!
WELL, IT HURTS!
WOULD YOU TWO
JUST KNOCK IT OFF?!
OK, WE GOTTA
KEEP MOVING!
FUCK,
MY CONTACT.
OH, MY GOD!
WE WERE JUST ATTACKED
BY SOME HUGE CREATURE,
AND YOU GUYS ARE WORRIED
ABOUT SOME BLISTERS
AND DIRT IN YOUR EYES?!
UP YOURS, ASSHOLE!
I CAN'T WALK!
YES, YOU CAN!
GOD, SOMEBODY HELP ME!
OK! OK!
I'LL HELP YOU!
LET'S GO! COME ON!
YOU CAN DO IT!
COME ON!
COME ON!
[INSECT BUZZING]
Sheriff: I'VE HAD SOME
BAD SPRING BREAKS.
'92 WAS A DOOZIE,
BUT JESUS CHRIST!
SHH.
YOU FEEL IT?
SHE'S OUT THERE,
WAITIN'.
WHAT SHE DON'T KNOW
IS THAT BY THE TIME
THIS EVENING'S OVER,
I'M GONNA HAVE A NEW TROPHY
OVER MY FIREPLACE.
GOD, I HOPE SO.
I HATE THAT PLACE.
EVERY TIME I SEE THAT,
IT MAKES MY SKIN CRAWL.
YEAH, IT'S EVIL,
ALL RIGHT.
ANYPLACE THAT'D HOUSE
THAT DEMON CROC IS EVIL.
AMEN.
Annabelle: THIS SUCKS!
I'VE SURVIVED 19 YEARS
IN NEW YORK CITY.
MURDERERS, RAPISTS,
MUGGERS, YOU NAME IT.
AND NOW I'M GONNA BE EATEN
BY A FUCKIN' MONSTER?
ANNABELLE, WHY DON'T YOU
TAKE THE FULL PROFUNDITY
AND SHOVE IT UP
YOUR ASS ALREADY?
LEAVE HER ALONE,
DUNCAN.
OH, GOD, YOU GUYS,
I CAN'T WALK, REALLY.
WE DON'T HAVE
A CHOICE.
SHH. SHH.
I HEARD SOMETHING.
SHH.
WHERE'S THIS DAMN ROAD
ANYWAYS, MAN?
SHH SHH.
KIT,
WHERE'S THE ROAD, MAN?
IT'S ANOTHER MILE OR TWO.
WHY DON'T YOU JUST ADMI YOU HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE
WHERE WE ARE?
YEAH, WELL, WHY DON'T YOU
LEAD US, THEN, HUH?
WELL, MAYBE I WILL,
ASSHOLE!
WOULD YOU SHUT UP,
DUNCAN?
BLOW ME!
I'D RATHER DIE.
YOU KNOW, AT THIS RATE,
YOU JUST MIGHT.
FUCK YOU!
WHY DON'T YOU TWO
JUST GET OVER YOURSELVES?
WHAT, ARE YOU
GOING TO CHEAT YOUR WAY
OUT OF THIS ONE, BRADY?
KIT, ARE YOU SURE WE'RE HEADED
IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION?
I THINK SO.
OH, THAT SOUNDS PROMISING.
Kit: GUYS, GUYS, GUYS,
KEEP IT DOWN.
Annabelle:
THAT FUCKING THING'S
GONNA GET US.
GUYS, GUYS, QUIET.
SHH.
GOOD.
ALL RIGHT, IT'S OK, GUYS.
Annabelle: YOU GUYS,
I'M NOT WAITING AROUND
TO SEE WHAT THAT WAS.
JESUS CHRIST!
WE HAVE
TO STICK TOGETHER.
Kit: ALL RIGHT,
LET'S--LET'S GO.
Sunny:
HOW MUCH FURTHER?
AAH!
SHH SHH SHH SHH.
KEEP IT DOWN, GUYS.
[INSECT BUZZING]
I SEEN HER, YOU KNOW.
REALLY?
ON ONE OF MANY HUNTIN' TRIPS
I TOOK WITH MY DADDY,
LOOKIN' FOR HER.
MOST OF 'EM
COME TO NOTHIN'.
BUT THIS DAY,
SHE ROSE UP
OUT OF THE SWAMP,
ALL SCARRED
AND COVERED
WITH BARNACLES.
THEN WHAT HAPPENED?
OH, SHE ROSE UP
WITH A MIGHTY ROAR.
SHE FIXED HER YELLOW EYES
ON MY DADDY.
AND HE FIRED HIS SHOTGUN
RIGHT INTO HER SIDE.
SHE NEVER TOOK
HER EYES OFF HIM.
SHE HAD HIM FIXED
IN A DEATH STARE,
AND BULLETS DIDN'T MEAN
NOTHIN' TO HER.
WHEN SHE DECIDED TO GO,
THE WATER AROUND HER
EXPLODED.
SHE'S GONE.
WHAT A STORY
YOU GOT THERE, SHURKIN.
2 DAYS LATER,
MY DADDY WENT OU TO CHECK HIS TRAPS.
HE NEVER COME BACK.
NOW, PEOPLE IN TOWN SAYS
IT'S 'CAUSE HE RUN OFF
WITH SOME TWO-BIT WHORE.
I KNOW DIFFERENT.
Kit: I'M NOT SEEING
A ROAD, MAN.
COME ON.
Annabelle:
KIT, WE'VE BEEN HERE.
WE'RE GOING IN CIRCLES.
Duncan: WHY IS THA NOT SURPRISING?
Brady:
SHUT UP, MAN.
OH, GOD.
[INSECT BUZZING]
UHH! UGH!
[WHINING]
Sunny: YOU GUYS,
WE'RE GOING IN CIRCLES.
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
DON'T GIVE UP, SUNNY.
JESUS.
AAH!
ASSHOLE!
WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM,
BITCH?
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT,
DUNCAN.
WHOA. I'M NOT THE GENIUS
WHO LET THE HOUSEBOA FLOAT AWAY, ALL RIGHT?
THAT WAS A BEAUT,
CAPTAIN KIT.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
LEAVE MY BOYFRIEND
OUT OF WHATEVER GRUDGE
YOU HAVE AGAINS YOUR FRIEND'S
GIRLFRIEND.
OR YOUR BOYFRIEND'S
GIRLFRIEND,
WHATEVER IT IS.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THA SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
LIKE I NEED
TO SPELL IT OUT.
[CHUCKLES]
Annabelle: BE QUIET.
YOU DOING OK?
YEAH. GREAT.
LISTEN, CLAIRE,
I'M SORRY.
BRADY,
PLEASE DON'T START, OK?
LOOK, I JUST NEED YOU
TO KNOW THAT I--
YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT JUS ABOUT US ANYMORE.
YOU KNOW, IF DUNCAN
NEVER WOULD'VE PASSED ME
THAT CHEAT SHEET IN CLASS,
NONE OF THIS
WOULD BE HAPPENING.
WAIT A MINUTE.
WHAT'S THA SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
"IT'S NOT ABOUT US
ANYMORE"?
IS THERE SOMETHING
THAT I--
I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU,
BRADY, BUT...
LET'S JUST MAKE I OUT OF HERE ALIVE, OK?
[SNARLS]
[BARKING]
OH, MY GOD!
PRINCESS!
PRINCESS,
COME ON, COME BACK!
PRINCESS! PRINCESS!
[YELPS]
PRINCESS!
PRINCESS!
[BARKING]
AAH!
[SCREAMING]
GET OUT OF MY WAY!
HURRY!
[CROCODILE ROARING]
OH, MY GOD!
OH, MY GOD!
RUN!
OW! FUCK!
SHIT!
GO! GO!
GO!
WHERE ARE YOU?
BRADY, WHERE ARE YOU?
[SNARLING]
BRADY!
SUNNY!
SUNNY?
GUYS?
GUYS!
WAIT! WAIT!
COME ON!
Annabelle:
I CAN'T KEEP UP, KIT!
Kit: COME ON,
ANNABELLE!
WAIT!
OH, MY GOD.
BRADY!
[BARKING]
PRINCESS!
OH, COME HERE, BABY.
OH, YOU'RE OK.
COME HERE.
OH. GOOD GIRL.
COME ON.
KIT, WAIT!
Sunny: AAH!
SUNNY!
Sunny: I'M GONNA DIE!
MY FOOT! SOMEBODY HELP!
Claire: SUNNY!
SUNNY!
Sunny: HELP!
PLEASE,
I'M GONNA DIE!
SUNNY! SUNNY!
OH, CLAIRE! CLAIRE,
PLEASE, CLAIRE, HELP ME!
STAY DOWN!
QUIET. STAY DOWN.
STAY DOWN.
QUIET. QUIET.
SHUT UP. QUIET.
HELP ME, PLEASE.
PLEASE. OH, GOD,
PLEASE HELP ME.
[CROCODILE SNARLING]
[SUNNY SCREAMING]
Claire: SUNNY, STAY DOWN.
SUNNY, SHH.
SUNNY, QUIET.
QUIET!
AAH!
SUNNY!
SUNNY, NO!
OH, GOD.
AAH!
NO! NO!
SUNNY!
[SUNNY COUGHING]
NO!
COME ON!
COME ON!
Duncan:
WHERE'S SUNNY?
Brady:
SUNNY'S DEAD, YOU GUYS.
SHE'S GONE.
Annabelle: [CRYING]
NO, NO, NO, NO.
Duncan: YOU NEVER
EVEN KNEW HER!
IT'S GONNA GET US.
IT'S GONNA GET US.
IT'S GONNA GET US.
Claire: LOOK.
Kit: OH, MY GOD.
IT'S QUENTIN ROAD.
Duncan: IT'S
A FUCKING MIRACLE!
Annabelle:
IS THAT--IS THAT IT?
KIT?
ALL RIGHT, COME ON!
ALL RIGHT!
Kit: OPEN IT.
Kit: COME ON, COME ON,
COME ON, COME ON.
LET'S GO.
OHH! OHH!
YES!
[LAUGHTER]
OH, MY GOD.
OH, MY GOD.
OHH.
THANK GOD FOR UNCLE BOB'S
GENERAL STORE, MAN.
LET ME GET A WATER, MAN.
DUNCAN,
HEADS UP, MAN.
OH, WATER! OOH!
COME HERE, SWEETIE.
Duncan: HEY, LISTEN, KIT,
ABOUT EARLIER, MAN--
IT'S OK, MAN.
I'M CALLIN' FOR HELP.
I'VE GOT TO
WASH MY FACE.
OH, TYPICAL.
Answering machine: YOU HAVE
REACHED THE LAKE SOBEK
COUNTY SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT.
KIT,
WHERE'S THE BATHROOM?
I THINK IT'S OVER HERE.
COME ON.
LIKE A GIANT WALKING
MOSQUITO BITE.
Brady: YEAH, MORE LIKE
A GIANT WALKING BABY.
[PRINCESS WHIMPERS]
[PRINCESS WHIMPERING]
AW, JESUS, LOOK AT THIS.
I BROKE MY NAIL.
I'M ON HOLD.
AHH. HO HO HO HO.
IMAGINE IF WE HAD THIS!
OR THIS.
BE CAREFUL WITH THAT,
DUDE.
Man: SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT.
IS THIS AN EMERGENCY?
UH, YES,
THIS IS AN EMERGENCY.
ALL RIGHT, HOLD ON.
I'LL PATCH YOU THROUGH
TO THE SHERIFF.
AAH! SHIT, NO GAS.
UNREAL.
SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT.
ARE YOU THAT EMERGENCY CALL?
UH, YES, UH,
THIS IS AN EMERGENCY.
ALL RIGHT,
ONE MOMENT, PLEASE.
Brady:
THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE.
I'M ON HOLD AGAIN.
AW, SHIT.
[ANNABELLE CRYING]
[PRINCESS WHIMPERS]
[PRINCESS WHIMPERS]
IT'S OK.
WE'RE OK, PRINCESS.
HELLO, CALLER?
HELLO!
I'M PUTTIN' YOU
THROUGH NOW.
THANK GOD!
AAH!
[SCREAMING]
Brady: GET THE GUN!
DUNCAN, GET THE GUN!
COME ON! PLEASE START!
PLEASE!
GO! GO! GO!
GO!
OH, MY GOD!
OH, MY GOD!
OH, MY GOD!
NO.
DUNCAN! DUNCAN!
DUNCAN!
BRADY, MAN,
I LOVE YOU.
WHAT ABOUT ME?
UHH! DON'T PUSH IT!
AAH! AAH!
AAH!
COME ON!
HOLY SHIT!
HOLY SHIT!
AAH!
UHH!
KIT! KIT!
KIT!
COME ON, COME ON.
AW, FUCK!
[BARKING]
DAMN. LOOK AT THAT.
JUST KEEPS
GETTIN' BETTER.
[DUNCAN GROANING]
AAH, WATCH IT, MAN.
FUCK, IT HURTS.
LITTLE BABY DOESN'T LIKE
GOING OVER THE BUMPIES.
AAH! STICK IT UP
YOUR ASS!
THAT'S IT!
I'VE HAD IT!
I'M NOT PUSHING I ANYMORE!
WELL,
I CAN'T CARRY HIM!
YOU KNOW, YOU TWO
HAVE BEEN MORE CONCERNED
ABOUT WHERE THAT FUCKIN' DOG IS
THAN YOU HAVE ABOUT ME!
WELL, THE DOG ISN' WASTED SPACE!
BRADY!
Duncan: AAH!
[COUGHING]
COME ON, MAN!
AAH! AAH!
OH, HO HO HO!
OW! WATCH IT!
TAKE IT EASY,
SWEETHEART!
SHUT THE FUCK UP!FUCK!
[DUNCAN YELLING]
COME ON!
FUCK ME!
COME ON!
GET BACK
AND PUSH DOWN!
I AM!
OW!
STOP DOING THAT!
YOU STOP DOING THAT!
YOUR FUCKING FUMES
ARE KILLING ME!
LOOK, I CAN'T HELP I IF I'M AN EASY TARGE FOR BUGS, ALL RIGHT?
WOULD YOU TWO
SHUT THE FUCK UP?!
YOU CARRY HIM!
COME ON, MAN!
LET'S GO!
COME ON, MAN, MY LEG
IS GONNA FALL OFF!
JESUS CHRIST!
FUCKIN' "A"!
[BUZZING]
[DUNCAN GROANING]
[GROANING]
I CAN'T MAKE I MUCH LONGER, MAN.
AAH! OW! AAH!
CLAIRE. CLAIRE.
CLAIRE, CLAIRE.
HEY! HEY!
OVER HERE!
OVER HERE!
OVER HERE!
WHERE? WHERE? WHERE?
AAH! AAH!
Brady:
HEY, OVER HERE!
Claire: PLEASE!
Duncan: OH, MY GOD!
WE'RE SAVED!
LET'S GO!
Duncan: SHERIFF.
OH, YOU KIDS LOOK LIKE
YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH HELL.
AAH!
YOU HAVE
NO IDEA.
WHERE ARE
YOUR FRIENDS?
THEY'RE GONE.
WHERE'D THAT SCALY DEMON
GO OFF TO?
BACK IN THE WATER.
YOU KNOW ABOUT HER?
WE'VE BEEN TRACKIN' HER.
LEFT A TRAIL OF CARNAGE
IN HER WAKE.
[DUNCAN GROANING]
WELL,
WE'D BETTER GET YOU
TO TOWN BUT QUICK.
YEAH, THAT'D BE GREAT.
HAPPY TO SEE
THIS OLD REDNECK NOW?
HECKFIRE, YES.
ISN'T THIS COZY?
[COUGHS]
IT WAS CRAZY.
SHE WOULDN' STOP FOLLOWING US.
SHE WOULDN' LEAVE US ALONE.
I THINK YOU
MADE HER MAD.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE
MESSED WITH THEM EGGS.
OH, I TOLD YOU
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE
TOUCHED THOSE.
LEAVE ME ALONE, ALL RIGHT?
THEY WERE ALREADY MESSED UP.
RAMPAGE LIKE THIS
NEEDS A TRIGGER.
SHE'S KILLIN',
NOT EATIN'.
GUYS!
THAT'S WHY WE HAVEN' SEEN HER BEFORE.
SHE'S PROBABLY BEEN
LURKING AROUND HERE
ALL THIS TIME.
IT'S OVER A HUNDRED MILES
OF INLAND SHE COULD HIDE IN.
GUYS!
THIS IS ALL YOUR
FAULT, DUNCAN.
GUYS!Brady:
ENOUGH ALREADY.
IT'S BACK!
THIS ISN'T FAIR.
THAT WON'T DO A DAMN
BIT OF GOOD, SHERIFF.
Brady:
THIS ISN'T HAPPENING.
EVERYBODY GET DOWN!
WE TRIED SHOOTING IT!
IT DIDN'T WORK!
NOT WITH THIS
YOU DIDN'T.
SHERIFF,
CUT THE ENGINE.
Sheriff: GOD ALMIGHTY.
CUT THE DANGED
ENGINE!
THERE'S NO WAY
WE CAN OUTRUN HER.
I DON'T CARE!
QUIET!
WHERE IS IT?!
SHH. QUIET.
SHE'S UNDER THE BOAT.
EVERYBODY GET HOLD
OF SOMETHING.
Brady: CLAIRE!
Shurkin:
WHERE ARE YOU NOW?
STAY WITH ME!
STAY WITH ME!
COME ON UP,
YOU MISERABLE SHE-DEMON.
AW, THERE YOU ARE!
THIS FIRST ONE'S
FOR MY GRANDPAPPY!
AND THE NEXT ONE'LL
BE FOR MY DADDY!
AAH!
Brady: OH, MY GOD!
WHERE IS SHE AT?
Shurkin: WHERE?
WHERE IS SHE? WHERE IS SHE?
SHERIFF! PULL ME UP!
PULL ME UP!
Brady: STAY DOWN!
Shurkin:
SHOOT FOR THE EYES!
GET AWAY! GET AWAY FROM
THE SIDE OF THE BOAT!
HURRY! EYES!
OH, MY GOD.
Sheriff:
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
LET'S GO, LET'S GO,
COME ON!
DAMN IT!
WHAT'S WRONG?
I CAN'T STAR THE ENGINE.
BUT IT SHOULD WORK
MANUALLY.
THIS HAS HAPPENED
BEFORE.
YOU KIDS
ALL GET DOWN.
I'LL GET YOU
OUT OF HERE.
COME ON, LET'S GE THIS THING GOIN'.
COME ON, COME ON.
[SCREAMING]
WE GOTTA SWIM.
Duncan: HAND ME
A LIFEJACKET.
YOU'RE CRAZY!
WE'RE ALL CRAZY!
WHO WAS IT THAT SAID,
"A RECKLESS LIFE
IS THE ONLY LIFE WORTH LIVING?"
SOME DEAD GUY,
I THINK!
YEAH. COME ON!
NOW WE'RE FUCKED!
IT'S OK, IT'S OK,
IT'S OK.
[COUGHING]
[COUGHING]
I QUIT. IT'S OVER.
I CAN'T TAKE
ANY MORE OF THIS.
[CRYING]
NEITHER CAN I.
NO MATTER WHAT WE DO,
IT'S GONNA GET US.
THIS IS IT, GUYS.
WE DON'T HAVE A CHOICE.
WE GOTTA FIGH THIS THING.
SHUT THE FUCK UP.
COME ON.
LOOK, MAN, MAYBE
YOU WANT TO SIT HERE
AND WAIT FOR THIS THING
TO COME OUT OF THE WATER
AND EAT US,
BUT PERSONALLY I DON'T.
ARE YOU CRAZY?
WE CAN'T FIGHT ANYMORE.
Duncan: LISTEN TO HER, MAN.
LISTEN TO HER.
THERE'S GOT TO BE
SOME WAY.
JUST FACE IT, BRADY.
WE'RE DEAD.
BULLSHIT! CLAIRE,
GIVE ME YOUR BACKPACK.
JESUS CHRIST, THERE'S NOTHING
IN THERE THAT CAN HELP--
JUST GIVE ME
YOUR BACKPACK!
JUST GIVE IT TO ME.
[LAUGHING]
YOU THINK YOU GO A ROCKET LAUNCHER
IN THERE?
POCKETKNIFE.
ALL RIGHT.
[DUNCAN LAUGHING]
A POCKETKNIFE,
OH, THAT'S GOOD.
Claire:
ENOUGH, DUNCAN.
WHAT'S THIS?Duncan: OH, GOD.
WHAT'S THIS?
IT WASN'T ME.
Claire:
YEAH? THEN WHO?
I SAW HUBS MESSIN'
WITH YOUR STUFF.
WHAT? THEN WHY THE HELL
DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?
YOU WEREN'T TALKIN'
TO ME THEN, REMEMBER?
OK. OK,
WE GOT A KNIFE.
[LAUGHING] GIVE ME
A FUCKING BREAK.
SHUT UP, DUNCAN.
SHUT UP, DUNCAN!
Duncan: STICKS!
WE'LL USE
THOSE SWEATSHIRTS
AS BLINDFOLDS.
THAT AUSTRALIAN GUY
FROM THE ANIMAL PLANE DOES IT ALL THE TIME.
[LAUGHING]
ANIMAL PLANET!
AND WE GOT SOME STICKS,
AND WE'LL SHARPEN 'EM
AND SHOVE 'EM
DOWN HIS THROAT.
WE'RE GONNA FIGH THAT THING WITH STICKS?
AND WE GOT THE BAIT.
OH, GOD.
WE'RE NEVER
GONNA MAKE IT.
WE'RE NEVER
GONNA MAKE IT.
WE'RE NEVER
GONNA MAKE IT.
SHUT UP.
BRADY, MAN,
IN CASE WE DON' MAKE IT OUT,
LET'S BE
PERFECTLY FRANK.
I'M NO TOO OPTIMISTIC.
I GOT TO TELL YOU
SOMETHING, MAN.
DUNCAN, QUIET.
I GOT TO GET THIS
OFF MY CHEST.
NOT NOW!
IT'S ABOUT THAT WHOLE
CHEATING THING.
I KNEW WE'D GET CAUGHT.
WHAT?
EVERYONE'S GOIN'
TO ALL THOSE FANCY
COLLEGES AND SHIT.
FACE IT,
I'M STUCK WITH
A LIFE SENTENCE IN J.C.
WITHOUT PAROLE, MAN.
I JUST DIDN'T WAN TO BE LEFT ALONE.
YOU GOT ME KICKED OU OF SCHOOL ON PURPOSE?
PRETTY SELFISH, I KNOW.
I'M SORRY.
I HATE TO SAY IT, BRADY,
BUT I TOLD YOU SO.
COME ON.
I KNEW GLICKMAN'D
SEE ME PASS THAT NOTE.
HE SAW IT THAT TIME.
DUNCAN, IF WE EVER
MAKE IT OUT OF HERE,
I'M GONNA KILL YOU.
FAIR ENOUGH.
[COUGHING]
[CROCODILE SNARLING]
SHIT!
BRADY!
BRADY!
OK. OK. OK.
NO.
NO!
[BARKING]
YAAH!
OHH! DUNCAN!
[DUNCAN
SCREAMING]
Claire: NO!
COME ON, IT'S WORKING,
YOU GUYS!
KILL IT! AAH!
NO!
Brady: DUNCAN!
DUNCAN!
CLAIRE! CLAIRE!
GET AWAY FROM THERE!
CLAIRE!
STAY DOWN!
AAH!
Brady: DUNCAN!
DUNCAN!
GET UP!
WAKE UP!
GET UP!
Brady:
YOU'RE NOT GONNA DIE!
GET UP!
AAH!
AAH!
DUNCAN!
[SCREECHING]
Brady: GET UP!
YOU WERE HITTING ME.
OH, THANK GOD.
THIS EATER-BE-GONE...
NEVER LEAVE HOME
WITHOUT IT.
100% INDIGESTIBLE.
[BARKING]
CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
YOU DISAPPEAR
IN TROUBLE
DON'T YOU?
DON'T YOU?
THEY NEVER LISTEN,
WILL YOU?
WON'T YOU?
WON'T YOU?
THE MIST HAS COME
SURROUNDING YOU
YOU'RE NOT OUTSIDE
OF DANGER
SOMETHING OUT THERE
TAKES YOU ALIVE
WITHOUT A STARE
AND YOU'RE INSIDE
SOMETHING OUT THERE
TAKES YOU ALIVE
YOU'RE GOING AGAIN
I THINK I KNOW YOU
KNOW YOU
SO FAR FROM HOME
DOES NO ONE OWN YOU?
OWN YOU
THERE'S NO WAY OU STUCK IN THE MIDDLE
OF A GREAT MISTAKE
SOMETHING OUT THERE
TAKES YOU ALIVE
WITHOUT A STARE
AND YOU'RE INSIDE
SOMETHING OUT THERE
TAKES YOU ALIVE
SOMETHING OUT THERE
TAKES YOU ALIVE
WITHOUT A STARE
AND YOU'RE INSIDE
SOMETHING OUT THERE
TAKES YOU ALIVE
TAKES YOU ALIVE
TAKES YOU ALIVE
THERE'S NO ONE THERE
IN HEAVEN
FOOLED YOU
FOOLED YOU
SO YOU'RE ALONE
DID NO ONE TELL YOU?
TELL YOU
WANT TO GET OUT...
I'M SICK OF WASTING
ALL MY TIME
AND TRYIN'
TO GET IT RIGHT
AND FALLIN'
TO THE GROUND
I'M TELLING YOU,
MAN--PIZZA.
IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO GO,
HANDS DOWN.
IT'S LIKE SEX.
[COUGHS]
IT'S THAT SIMPLE.
OH, EXPLAIN, PLEASE.
ENLIGHTEN ME.
ALL RIGHT.
WELL, WHEN IT'S GOOD,
IT'S GREAT, RIGHT?
YEAH.
AND WHEN IT'S BAD...
MMM.
IT'S STILL
PRETTY DAMN GOOD.
YOU'RE A MORON,
YOU KNOW THAT?
COME ON, DUDE,
HOW HARD COULD IT BE?
YOU'VE GOT ONE FOOD
TO EAT FOR THE RES OF YOUR LIFE,
AND IT IS...
YAMS.
YAMS?
THERE'S A TRIBE--
I THINK IT'S IN AFRICA--
THAT SUBSISTS
SOLELY ON THE YAM.
WHERE DO YOU COME UP
WITH THIS SHIT?
HEY, I'M JUST BEING
PRACTICAL.
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
WHOO-HOO!
HA HA HA!
COME ON, BITCH.
AAH!
HEY, BRADY.
[YOUTHS SHOUTING
AND LAUGHING]
YOU LITTLE SHIT!
OH, THEY'RE GOING
TO GET IT.
I SWEAR TO GOD,
THEY'RE GOING TO GET IT.
I...
I, UH--UH...
WHAT?
WHAT WAS--
WHAT? HER BEST FRIEND
WENT TO CABO
WITHOUT HER, MAN.
WHAT COULD I DO?
YOU INVITED HER?YOU WORRY
TOO MUCH.
CLAIREDOESN' IS GOING TO--KNOW.
AND SHE WON' FIND OUT,
SO CHILL OUT.
HEY, BOYS!
[YOUTHS SHOUTING
AND LAUGHING]
BESIDES, DUDE,
YOU SAID YOURSELF
IT WAS A BIG MISTAKE.
OUR FRESHMEN WEEK
WAS A LONG TIME AGO
FOR HER, TOO, PAL.
I'M GOING TO KILL YOU, D.
I'M GOING
TO KILL YOU, MAN.
I AM SO DEAD.
A RECKLESS LIFE
IS THE ONLY LIFE WORTH
LIVING, MY FRIEND.
THIS AIN'T NO CAMELO THINKIN' THAT THE WORLD
WOULD BE YOUR OYSTER
SWEETIE PIE.
HEY, WHERE'S
MY ANNABELLE? HEY.
PERFECT.
5 DAYS ON THE LAKE,
AND THE WILD WOMAN'S
GOING TO STAR COMING THROUGH.
5 DAYS ON THIS LAKE, THEN
WE GO SHOPPING BIG TIME.
THAT'S THE DEAL, SWEETIE.
FRESH AIR,
ALL OF THIS WATER--
IT'S GOING TO DO SOME
CRAZY THINGS TO YOU.
HMM.
I'M GOING TO MAKE
AN OUTDOORS GIRL
OUT OF YOU YET.
I DON'T THINK SO.
[BARKS]
GO BACK TO KANSAS, TOTO.
GET OUT OF HERE.
[BARKS]
GET OUT OF HERE.
THERE'S NO PROMISES
OF LOVE OR MONEY
NO
BRADY.
HI.
HI.
OH, IT'S SO GOOD
TO SEE YOU.
YEAH.
THIS TRIP'S GOING
TO BE SO MUCH FUN.
I KNOW. IT'S GOING
TO BE A BLAST.
I CAN'T WAIT.
WELCOME TO LAKE SOBEK.
I AM YOUR HOST.
SPIKE, HOW YOU
DOING, BUDDY?
HER NAME IS PRINCESS,
AND CAREFUL
WITH THAT BOW.
BABY
EXCUSE ME.
CLAIRE!
BRADY.
BABY
I THOUGHT YOU SAID
HE WANTED TO BE WITH ME.
CHILL OUT, SUNSHINE.
YOU ALWAYS GOT ME.
ICK.
I'D RATHER
SUCK ON A TROUT.
YOU MISS ME?
YOU KNOW IT.
MMM.
YOUR LUCKY DAY
UH-HUH
YOUR LUCKY DAY
AHEM.
DUNCAN, I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU WERE GOING TO--
GOOD TO SEE YOU,
TOO, CLAIRE.
HEY, EVERYBODY,
THIS IS CLAIRE.
SHE AND I AND DUNCAN WEN TO HIGH SCHOOL TOGETHER.
BRADY'S TOLD ME SO MUCH
ABOUT YOU GUYS.
EVEN THE JUICY STUFF?
THERE'S NO JUICY STUFF.
HA HA HA! BUT WE'RE JUS GETTING STARTED, RIGHT?
OH, WAIT A MINUTE,
WAIT A MINUTE.
NOBODY'S STARTING
ANY DAMN THING
AROUND HERE
UNTIL WE COME
TO A DECISION.
WHAT?
NOW, WHO EXACTLY...
IS BUYING THE BEER?
WHOO!
All:
BEER! BEER! BEER!
BEER! BEER! BEER!
BEER! BEER! BEER!
BEER! BEER! BEER!
SO, YOU'RE FROM
AROUND HERE?
YEAH.
MY WHOLE FAMILY.
YEP. GOT KINFOLK
FROM ALL AROUND
THESE HERE PARTS.
YEAH, WELL, I'D SHUT UP
IF I WERE YOU, MAN.
MY KIN GAVE US A BIG BREAK
ON THE BOAT RENTAL,
SO KEEP IT UP, BOY.
UHH!
KIT, HELP ME, PLEASE.
[PRINCESS BARKS]
Kit: COMING TO
THE RESCUE, SWEETIE.
GUYS, WE COULD USE
SOME HELP OVER HERE.
HEY.
YOU ALL COULD HELP ME
BY SHOWING ME A LITTLE I.D.
THERE YOU GO.
NOW, LOOK, KIDS,
I KNOW WHY YOU'RE HERE.
PARTY TIME.
HA HA HA.
HECK, I USED
TO DO THAT MYSELF.
AMAZING
YOU FOUND THE TIME,
WHAT WITH
ALL THE PIG SHOWS
AND TRACTOR PULLS
AND SUCH.
[BOY CHUCKLES]
Boy: AHEM.
SON...
DO YOU WANT TO SPEND
YOUR VACATION
LOOKING AT THE LAKE
THROUGH A SET OF BARS?
NO, SIR.
I DIDN'T THINK SO.
NOW, YOU ALL MAKE SURE
THAT WHOEVER'S DRIVING
YOUR RIG
IS SOBER,
YOU GOT ME?
LAST YEAR, SOME BOZO
CAME THROUGH HERE,
WENT JET-SKIING
AFTER A KEGGER--
RAN RIGHT INTO A BOAT.
THERE WASN'T MUCH
LEFT OF HIM,
BUT MY MEN WERE ABLE
TO SCRAPE ENOUGH OF HIM
OFF THE PROPELLER
TO KNOW
THAT HE HAD
A B.A.C. OF 0.25.
WE'LL BE
CAREFUL, SIR.
GOOD.
NOW, SPRING BREAK
IS VACATION FOR YOU KIDS.
FOR ME?
THAT'S MY BUSY SEASON,
SO YOU TRY
TO KEEP THAT IN MIND.
YES, SIR.
YOU GOT IT.
WELL, THEN...
[LAUGHS]
[BARKS]
PRINCESS,
DON'T BOTHER
THE NICE SHERIFF.
YOU BETTER GET THA FLUFF BALL ON A LEASH.
WE DON'T LIKE
THAT MAN, DO WE?
NO. NO.
WHY
TIME AND AGAIN
IT'LL BE A STRANGE THING
TO YOU AND ME
WHY
WE ALL FEEL
SMALL AND THIN
WHENEVER
IT'S TIME AGAIN
WHY
TIME AND AGAIN
IT'LL BE A STRANGE THING
TO YOU AND ME
WHY
[LAUGHS]
[BOTH LAUGH]
YOU HAVING A GOOD TIME?
YEAH.
GOOD. GOOD.
DID YOU HAVE TO BRING
DUNCAN HERE WITH US?
CLAIRE,
I REALLY DON'T WANT TO GE IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS THING
BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU.
I JUST THINK
HE'S AN ASSHOLE.
HE'S NOT THAT BAD.
YOU'VE NEVER EVEN
GIVEN HIM A FAIR CHANCE.
HE'S PRETTY COOL.
HE GOT YOU EXPELLED
FOR CHEATING, BABE.
THAT WAS PARTIALLY MY FAULT,
AND YOU KNOW THAT.
WE TALKED ABOUT THAT.
I'M SORRY.
I'M...
I'M JUST PISSED,
YOU KNOW?
I WANT YOU
AT SCHOOL WITH ME.
AND I'LL BE THERE.
12 MORE UNITS,
AND THEN I CAN TRANSFER.
I LOVE YOU
SO MUCH, BABE.
YOU DO?
YEAH.
[LAUGHS]
JUST DO ME A FAVOR
AND KEEP DUNCAN
THE HELL AWAY FROM ME
THIS WEEK, OK?
YOU GOT IT.
GIVE ME A HUG.
HEY, BRADY,
COME ON, MAN, WE'RE DOING
BODY SHOTS OFF SUNNY.
LET'S GO.
NO WAY.
HEY, GET LOST, MAN.
BAD TIMING.
VAMOOSE.
SEE YOU.
WHAT?
GET LOST.
DON'T HAVE
TO TELL ME TWICE.
GENTLEMEN,
PREPARE FOR LIFTOFF.
READY, HOUSTON.
ONE SMALL LICK FOR MAN,
ONE GIANT WOODY
FOR MANKIND.
ON MY COUNT, OK?
ALL RIGHT.
3, 2, 1.
BODY SHOT.
BODY SHOT.
OW! HA HA!
HA HA HA!
MMM.
[LAUGHS]
MMM.
[GROWLS]
YOU'RE NEXT, BABY.
IN YOUR DREAMS.
AW.
[PRINCESS BARKS]
WHAT'S WITH YOU, MAN?
I'M GETTING SEASICK.
YOU WANT A TEQUILA SHOT?
[VOMITS]
NASTY.
EW.
EW.
EW.
AW, MAN.
AM I SO STUPID?
AM I BLIND
TO WHAT YOU DO?
PSYCHOTIC HUMAN
[CHATTERING]
HEY. HEY, GUYS.
GUYS.
I WOULD LIKE
TO MAKE A TOAS TO KIT FOR MAKING
THIS WEEKEND HAPPEN.
YEAH!
YAY!
WHOO!
TO KIT!
YEAH!
YAY, YAY.
I GOT AN ANNOUNCEMEN TO MAKE.
I'M REALLY FUCKED UP.
I'LL DRINK TO THAT.
SURE MISS CHARLIE
NOT COMING OU ON THESE TRIPS
WITH US ANYMORE.
AND POOR OLD SISSY'S
ALL BACKED UP AGAIN--
TOO MUCH FIBER.
I SWEAR, SHE WAS EATING
THIS STUFF LAST WEEK,
AND IT LOOKED LIKE
WOOD CHIPS.
YEAH. DAMN FIBER
AIN'T GOOD FOR NOTHING.
JUST GETS DOWN IN YOUR COLON
AND TURNS TO STONE.
CLOSING DOWN
THAT TANNERY
JUST ABOUT KILLED
OLD CHARLIE.
AND NOW WITH SISSY
AND THE FIBER...
AHH.
THE MAN HARDLY GETS OU OF THE HOUSE ANYMORE,
WHAT WITH THAT POOR
IMPACTED WOMAN.
AW...
COCKSUCKING
ANIMAL RIGHTS.
THAT'S
HIPPIE BULLSHIT.
[YOUTHS LAUGHING
IN DISTANCE]
THE TANNERY
KEPT THIS TOWN AFLOAT.
NOW LOOK AT IT.
[ANIMAL SQUEALS]
AND THAT'S A FACT.
WELL, I'LL BE DAMNED.
MUST BE FROM THE GIAN CAROLINA SWAMP EATER,
DON'T YOU THINK?
THIS DAMN BIRD
CLOSED THE TANNERY.
THEY'RE SUPPOSED
TO BE REAL ENDANGERED.
HUH.
WELL...
FLY AWAY,
LITTLE BIRDIE.
FLY!
HEE HEE!
[LAUGHTER]
[ANIMAL GROWLS]
WHAT WAS THAT?
HEY, GUYS, THAT WAS
THE CREATURE OF LAKE SOBEK.
THE CREATURE
OF LAKE SOBEK.
[YOUTHS HUM MUSIC
FROM JAWS]
JOKE ALL YOU WANT.
DUDE, YOU ARE
SO FULL OF SHIT.
GOD.
ALL RIGHT, I'M GETTING
SOME BUG REPELLENT.
THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
OH, GET ME SOME CHIPS.
OH, AND A COUPLE
OF DOGGIE BISCUITS.
YEAH? NO.
Annabelle: THAT MOSQUITO JUICE
IS MAKING HIM MEAN.
Boy: THAT BUG SPRAY IS
GOING TO MAKE ME PUKE AGAIN.
NOW, THIS IS FOR
THE BLIND SALAMANDER.
[MAN LAUGHS]
ARE YOU HUNGRY,
HARVEY?
WELL, I RECKON
I COULD EAT.
WELL, CHOMP DOWN ON THIS.
IT'S MEAT-FREE.
OOH!
[LAUGHS]
YOU JACKASS!
LIGHTEN UP, BUDDY.
OK, OK, OK.
YOU WIN.
[CROCODILE GROWLING]
[SCREAMING]
[PRINCESS BARKS]
[ROARS]
I THINK IT WAS
A FOGHORN.
[LAUGHTER]
HEY, SHH, SHH.
SHH.
SEE, KIT'S
GOT THIS STORY,
AND HE'S GOING TO DIE
IF WE DON'T LET HIM
TELL IT.
NEVER MIND, GUYS.
I DON'T THINK YOU GUYS
CAN HANDLE IT.
COME ON, MAN,
TELL YOUR STORY.
[YOUTHS ENCOURAGE]
Boy:
WE WANT TO HEAR IT.
ALL RIGHT, FIRST, LET ME
JUST START BY SAYING
I DIDN'T MAKE
ANY OF THIS UP, ALL RIGHT?
IT'S COMPLETELY TRUE.
OOH.
AND...IT ALL HAPPENED
RIGHT HERE--
RIGHT UP AT THAT OLD HOTEL,
RIGHT UP THERE.
Brady:
THAT'S A SURPRISE.
SEE, THE GUY
WHO BUILT I WAS THIS GUY BY THE NAME
OF HARLAN CLEMENS.
OH.
HARLAN CLEMENS?
WAIT A MINUTE.
ISN'T THAT MARK TWAIN'S
REAL NAME OR SOMETHING?
NO, NO.
SEE, HE IMPORTED
THIS MASSIVE CROCODILE--
A FLAT DOG.
Brady: OK, YOU'RE
LOSING ME HERE.
WELL, THAT'S WHA THE AFRICANS CALL
THE NILE CROCODILE.
UH-HUH.
ANYWAY,
THE CROC WAS SUPPOSEDLY
A DESCENDEN OF THE ONES THE PHARAOHS
RODE INTO BATTLE.
GIDDYAP, LITTLE GATOR.
[BOTH LAUGH]
SHUT UP, ALL RIGHT?
SHUT UP.
MY POINT IS,
THIS GUY HARLAN
SET UP A SHRINE
FOR THIS MONSTER.
I MEAN, HE PRACTICALLY
STARTED A CULT.
HE THOUGHT THA HE COULD USE THIS BEAS TO HARNESS THE POWERS
OF THE ANCIENT EGYPTIAN
CROCODILE GOD SOBEK.
LICK MY HAIRY
RIGHT 'NAD.
Kit: SO...
[LAUGHTER]
SO...
LISTEN.
SO THE TOWNSPEOPLE
ARE ABOUT TO RUN HARLAN
OUT OF TOWN
BECAUSE OF
HIS UNCHRISTIAN WAYS.
THEN SOMETHING
MIRACULOUS HAPPENED.
THE MONSTER LAID EGGS.
WHO KNOWS
HOW SHE GOT PREGNANT?
AW, CAN WE JUS FAST-FORWARD
TO THE FLYING GUTS
AND ASSHOLES OR SOMETHING?
[LAUGHTER]
YOU ARE WADING THROUGH
A LOT OF BULLSHIT.
LOOK--NO, GUYS, LOOK,
IT'S TRUE, MAN.
MY GRANDMOTHER RAISED ME
ON THIS STORY, ALL RIGHT?
IT HAPPENED WHEN SHE WAS
A LITTLE GIRL.
SO...
HARLAN TAKES THE EGGS
AND PUTS THEM ON DISPLAY
IN THE HOTEL LOBBY.
BUT, THEN, ONE DAY,
HIS 8-YEAR-OLD SON
GOT MAD.
HE TOOK A CROQUE MALLET TO THEM
AND SMASHED THEM ALL.
[LAUGHS]
SICK FUCK.
AND ALL THEY EVER FOUND
OF HIM AFTER THA WAS HIS HAND.
NOW...
EVERY NOW AND THEN,
THE CROC COMES BACK
TO THE HOTEL,
AND HE FEASTS
ON LITTLE 8-YEAR-OLDS
PLAYING CROQUET.
[LAUGHTER]
GOOD STORY, DUDE.
GOOD STORY.
DON'T LAUGH, MAN.
Boy:
HA HA HA HA HA!
IT'S TRUE.
TRUE!
TRUE!
WE'RE DOING SHOTS EVERY TIME
KIT SAYS, "IT'S TRUE."
BABY.
Kit: LISTEN,
I DON'T CARE
IF YOU GUYS THINK
THIS IS FUNNY OR NOT,
BUT, YOU KNOW,
THEY SAY
THAT EVERY
ONCE IN A WHILE
SHE'LL COME UP TO THE HOTEL
STILL LOOKING FOR HER EGGS.
IN FACT,
ABOUT 10 YEARS AGO,
SOME KIDS DISAPPEARED
FROM THIS VERY PLACE.
Brady:
RIGHT HERE?
I IMAGINE THEY WERE
SITTING AROUND THE FIRE
JUST LIKE US,
BUT THEY JUST KEP HEARING THINGS.
[BIRD CAWS]
Kit:
YOU KNOW?
AND THE CREATURE
JUST CAME OUT OF THE SHADOWS
WITH ITS YELLOW EYES
AND ITS SCALY SKIN
ALL COVERED WITH BARNACLES--
WITH THOSE EYES
THAT JUST...
THAT JUST PARALYZE YOU,
YOU KNOW?
YOU CAN'T MOVE.
AND THEN YOU JUS SIT THERE WAITING
FOR THE INEVITABLE--
THAT HORRIBLE FATE
AWAITING YOU
AS IT GETS CLOSER
AND CLOSER
AND CLOSER.
AAH!
[LAUGHTER]
GET ALONG,
LITTLE SUNNY.
HOO HOO!
GET THE FUCK OFF OF ME.
WORKS EVERY TIME.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Sunny: WHOO!
WE LIKE BOYS LOOKING GOOD.
YEP. YOU KNOW,
THEY TORCHED IT UP
WHEN I WAS A KID.
I REMEMBER
THE SKY WAS, LIKE,
THIS BRIGHT, BRIGHT RED.
YOU COULD SEE I ALL THE WAY FROM
OUR HOUSE IN TOWN.
MY DAD,
HE REALLY LOVED THAT.
HE DID?
THEY SHUT IT DOWN
IN 1903.
SOME PRETTY CRAZY STUFF
HAPPENED UP THERE.
THE LOCAL LEGEND HAS I THAT THE WHITE
MARBLE LOBBY
WAS SMEARED WITH BLOOD.
I MEAN, IT COVERED
EVERYTHING.
SERIOUS BODY COUNT.
AND IT'S BEEN SAID
TO BE CURSED EVER SINCE.
WHOO!
YOU TAKING NOTES?
YOU TAKING NOTES?
WHOO! YEAH! TOUCHDOWN.
I WASN'T AT FAULT.
SHUT UP, MAN.
[BARKS]
WHAT IS IT,
SWEETHEART?
HEY, KIT,
COME HERE, MAN.
LOOK AT THIS FRUIT.
Boy: HEY, BRADY!
HURRY UP, MAN.
2, 4, 6, 8,
JIGGLE, JIGGLE,
SHAKE, SHAKE.
WHOO!
THAT WAS FOR YOU,
DUNCAN.
OH, YES, IT IS.
OH, HO!
S-U-C-C-E-S-S,
THAT'S THE WAY
WE SPELL SUCCESS.
WELL, SHE'S GOT SOME
BASIC SPELLING SKILLS.
VOCAB, TOO.
YEAH!
Sunny:
WHOO-HOO!
HA HA!
GO, LITTLE FOOTBALL
STARS. COME ON!
Brady:
HOLDING! HOLDING!
[LAUGHTER]
Sunny: BRADY!
WHOO! BRADY,
SHOW ME YOUR ASS!
[BOYS SHOUTING]
LET'S GO, NICE GUY.
YEAH. PULL MY PANTS.
UHH!
UHH!
[BARKS]
HONEY, DO YOU SEE
SOMETHING?
DEEP DOWN, SHE'S
A MIGHTY HUNTING DOG.
HEY, HEY, HEY,
HEY, HEY, HEY.
Brady: DON'T BE
LOOKING, MAN.
IT'S NOTHING.
OHH!
STOP.
Boy: STOP IT, MAN.
SHUT UP.
AAH!
JESUS!
Brady: MAN,
WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?
[DUNCAN LAUGHS]
YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN
YOUR FACES, MAN.
[LAUGHS]
YOU SUCKERS.
PRINCESS!
KIT, WILL YOU GET HER?
AW...
PRINCESS!
Boy:
PRINCESS
WHERE'S THE DOGGIE?
PRINCESS.
HEY!
[WHISTLES]
COME HERE, PUP.
[WHISTLES]
YO, CHECK THIS OUT, MAN.
TALK ABOUT GETTING LAID.
Boy: YEAH, THAT'S, LIKE,
FROM AN OSTRICH OR SOMETHING.
Duncan:
OR A BEAVER.
HEY, HEY,
YOU GUYS, YOU GUYS.
YOU GUYS SHOULD LEAVE THOSE
THINGS ALONE, ALL RIGHT?
UH, YEAH.
WHO BROUGHT DAD ALONG?
HEY, DUNCAN, THERE'S
A LIVING CREATURE
INSIDE OF THERE,
ALL RIGHT?
GROW UP.
YO, CHECK OU THIS CREATURE.
[LAUGHS]
ELEPHANTIASIS
OF THE NUTS.
IS THAT AN EGG
IN YOUR SHORTS,
OR ARE YOU JUS HAPPY TO SEE ME?
OOH!
OHH!
[BARKS]
YOU GUYS ARE IDIOTS--
SERIOUSLY.
THAT'S NOT COOL.
WHAT, I'M NOT YOUR TYPE?
BE A BIG BOY,
DUNCAN.
[PRINCESS BARKS]
OH, NO.
[BOTH LAUGH]
Boy:
THAT'S WRONG, DUDE.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
THANK YOU.
[TURNS OFF RADIO]
WHERE'S PRINCESS?
WILL YOU JUS LET HER BE A DOG?
KIT, SHE COULD DROWN.
Duncan:
YO, SUNNY.
HMM?
THAT WAS
IN MY CROTCH.
[LAUGHS]
YOU'RE SUCH AN ASSHOLE.
YOU KNOW,
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TWO.
FOR ALL YOU KNOW, THAT COULD
BE AN ENDANGERED SPECIES.
YOU KNOW, CLAIRE,
THE EGG IS A SYMBOL
OF FERTILITY.
PERHAPS YOU FIND THA THREATENING.
[LAUGHS]
HEH. CUTE.
[WHIMPERS]
[BARKING]
PRINCESS.
LOOK AT YOU.
YOU'RE A MESS.
COME ON. LET'S GET YOU
CLEANED UP.
YOU'RE A BAD, BAD DOGGIE
FOR EATING
THOSE NASTY EGGS.
WELL, NOTHING TODAY BU THE USUAL HELL-RAISERS.
LET'S HEAD BACK.
Radio: SHERIFF,
KEEP YOUR EYE OU FOR HARVEY AND ARNOLD.
THEY WENT FISHING--
HAVEN'T COME HOME YET.
OVER.
ROGER ON THAT.
ON THE LOOKOU FOR 2 FAT FISHERMEN
PASSED OU OVER A CASE OF BEER.
HEY!
ARE YOU BOZOS DOWN
FOR A KEGGER?
HA HA HA!
PARTY TIME!
NOW, YOU CAN START BY
SHOWING ME SOME PROPER I.D.
COME ON IN, BRO.
BETTER PUT THA FLUFF BALL ON A LEASH.
GUYS, WAIT FOR ME!
Girl: ARE YOU SURE?
[LAUGHING AND TALKING]
Claire: NO, NO, NO!
Foster: DRINK,
DRINK, DRINK!
HUNGRY, CLAIRE?
ONE BACKPACK OMELE COMING UP.
THERE.
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING, MAN?
NOTHIN'!
YOU GUYS ARE
BEING REAL DICKS,
YOU KNOW THAT?
[SOBS]
[LAUGHING]
I'M SERIOUS, MAN.
[HELICOPTER]
LET'S...
YEAH.
ALL RIGHT,
THE PARTY CAN NOW BEGIN!
IS MY GIRL HAVING
A GOOD TIME?
OF COURSE I AM.
IT'S KIND OF A ZOO,
YOU KNOW.
NOT EXACTLY
A ROMANTIC PARADISE.
BRADY,
YOU WORRY TOO MUCH.
I'M HERE WITH YOU.
THAT'S WHAT MATTERS.
AND I LIKE YOUR FRIENDS.
ANNABELLE'S A SWEETHEART.
YOU KNOW, THE WHOLE
DUNCAN THING--
LOOK, FORGET ABOUT IT.
OUT OF SIGHT,
OUT OF MIND.
LOOKS LIKE
A GOOD SPOT.
OK.
OK, SO, REMIND ME...
HUBS IS--HUBS IS
IN YOUR DORM.
NOPE.
KIT AND FOSTER
ARE IN MY DORM.
HUBS IS IN BIO
WITH ME.
OH, BIO. AND SUNNY?
SHE'S JUST SOME FRIEND
OF DUNCAN'S.
I THINK SHE HAS
A THING FOR YOU.
WHAT? NO.
SHE TOTALLY HAS
A CRUSH ON YOU, BRADY.
CLAIRE, YOU'RE
JUST IMAGINING.
LOOK, I'M NOT JEALOUS.
I THINK IT'S KIND OF CUTE.
I DON'T KNOW WHA YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
HOW COULD SHE NOT?
LOOK AT THOSE
BLUE EYES. HMM?
THESE EYES ARE
FOR YOU ONLY, BABE.
OH, YOU ARE SUCH
A CHEESEBALL SOMETIMES.
COME HERE.
WAIT.
WHAT?
THIS IS
A PERFECT MOMENT.
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
LISTEN TO THE WIND.
AND THE TREES.
GOD, IT IS
SO BEAUTIFUL OUT HERE.
AND I'M HERE WITH
MY PERFECT BOYFRIEND.
WELL, YOU'RE RIGH ABOUT THAT.
WE DON'T GET A LO OF THESE MOMENTS.
WE HAVE TO SAVOR THEM.
THAT'S WHA I'M TRYING TO DO.
[TWIG SNAPS]
WHAT WAS THAT?
NOTHING.
[GROWLING]
UH-OH.
IT'S KIT'S MONSTER.
SMOOTH DOG.
WHAT?
SMOOTH DOG.
THAT'S ITS NAME.
NO, NO, THAT'S NO WHAT THEY CALL IT.
THAT'S WHA HE CALLED IT.
IT WAS FLAT DOG.
OK, WELL, FINE.
SMOOTH DOG?
DON'T TEASE ME,
BRADY.
STOP, STOP. WHAT ABOU OUR PERFECT MOMENT?
YOU CAN'T JUST CREATE ONE.
IT HAS TO HAPPEN.
AND YOU'VE RUINED IT.
YEAH?
[LAUGHS] YEAH.
YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?
MM-HMM.
MM-HMM.
BRADY, WHAT IF
SOMEONE SEES US?
CLAIRE, THERE'S
NOBODY OUT HERE.
ARE YOU SURE?
ABSOLUTELY.
Sunny: ARROOO!
[LAUGHING]
[TALKING]
DUDE, YOU GOT THAT ASH
ALL OVER MY LAP.
NOT BAD. NOT BAD.
HA HA HA!
SUNNY, YOU LOOKIN'
FOR SOME ACTION, BABY?
YOU DRINK TOO MUCH,
SUNNY.
YOU DRINK
TOO DAMN MUCH.
SUCH AN IDIOT.
COME ON, THAT'S ENOUGH.
COME ON, SUNNY.
TIME TO SLEEP IT OFF.
LET'S PUT YOU
RIGHT OVER HERE.
OHH.
[LAUGHTER]
YOU'RE MY HERO.
I KNOW.
HEY, WATCH IT.
THAT'S MY BOYFRIEND.
OHH...I'M SORRY.
YOU'RE
A GOOD PERSON.
I WOULDN'T HAVE
DONE IT IF I KNEW.
[LAUGHTER]
BUSTED!
[LAUGHS]
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
SHE'S COMPLETELY DRUNK.
WHAT'S SHE TALKING
ABOUT, BRADY?
IT WAS ONLY ONCE.
HA HA HA!
YEAH, RIGHT.
WHAT?!
Duncan: [SNICKERING]
HERE IT COMES.
OH HO HO!
OHH!
BOTTOMS UP, MAN.
SORRY.
FUCK.
CLAIRE?
AWW.
Brady: CLAIRE?
COME ON.
[SNICKERS]
LET'S LIGH THIS UP, MAN.
FIND SOMEWHERE
ELSE TO SLEEP.
IT DOESN'T SEEM
TO BE TOO HARD FOR YOU.
CLAIRE--
WHAT?!
TAKE ME BACK
TO TOWN TOMORROW.
NOW, JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!
[CRYING]
MMM. OHH.
[LAUGHING]
LOOK AT THIS.
LOOK AT THIS.
LOOK AT YOU,
YOU LITTLE LUSH.
HA.
OH, SASSY, TOO?
YOU DRINK TOO
DAMN MUCH, SUNNY.
HEY, HELP ME.
ME PICK HER UP?
YOU PICK HER UP.
IT'S ALL YOU, MAN.
ALL YOU, DAWG.
YOU HELP ME,
I'LL HELP YOU.
HOW ARE YOU GONNA
HELP ME, SUNNY?
OOH! [GIGGLES]
HOLD ON, HOLD ON.
HEY, KIT,
YOU GONNA HELP ME?
YOU HAVE
A GIRLFRIEND.
GENTLEMEN, LOOKS LIKE
WE GOT A WINNER HERE.
HUBS?
WHAT'S UP, BROTHER?
HUBS, COME ON, MAN.
I SAY WE THROW HIM
IN THE LAKE, MAN.
AH, LET HIM
SLEEP IT OFF, MAN.
YEAH.
AHH. MAN, THAT WAS
A DRAMATIC ENDING.
NOW, IF YOU PUKE
ON MY SWEATSHIRT,
IT'S YOUR ASS.
OH, MAN.
[SUNNY LAUGHS]
[SOFTLY] BRADY.
MMM.
BRADY.
[KISS]
HUH.
[LAUGHS] HI.
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
OHH.
[COUGHS]
MMM.
[URP]
MMM. [URP]
[GROWLING]
[WHIMPERING]
MMM. KIT!
DUNCAN!
AW, MAN.
WHERE ARE WE?
[GROANING]
[BOTTLE CLINKS]
AW, MAN.
UNBELIEVABLE.
KIT!
CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
DAMN IT.
Annabelle:
PRINCESS!
[ARF ARF]
SO DO WE PUSH I INTO DEEPER WATER
OR WHAT, MAN?
WE'RE JUST GONNA
BACK IT OUT, ALL RIGHT?
NO PROBLEM.
I NEED TO GE BACK TO TOWN.
WE'LL BE OUT OF HERE
IN NO TIME, GUYS.
SHIT, FOSTER!
DID YOU PISS
IN THIS BOTTLE?
HA HA!
OH, MY GOD!
Foster: YOU'VE HAD
WORSE THAN THAT.
Sunny: NASTY FUCKER!
[ENGINE CRANKS]
[ENGINE CRANKING]
AW, FUCKIN'-A, MAN!
WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO CLEAN
THE WHOLE SYSTEM OUT.
O CAPTAIN, MY CAPTAIN...
YOU GOT US ROYALLY
SCREWED HERE, MAN.
NO, NO,
DON'T BLAME ME, OK?
THE LAST PERSON
TO COME ON THE BOA WAS SUPPOSED TO
CHECK THE MOORING.
THAT'S THE RULE.
WHAT RULE?
SAYS WHO?
IT'S A STANDARD
BOATING RULE, DIPSHIT.
DO WE LOOK LIKE
STANDARD FUCKING BOATERS
TO YOU, MAN?
HUBS WAS THE LAST ONE
ON, RIGHT?
YEAH,
COME ON, HUBS!
HUBS?
HUBS!
HUBS, COME ON, MAN!
LET'S GO, HUBS!
SHIT, YOU GUYS,
I DON'T THINK THAT HUBS
EVER GOT BACK ON
THE BOAT LAST NIGHT.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
LAST I SAW,
HIS FACE WAS PLANTED
ON THE BEACH.
GREAT. SO WE
LEFT HIM THERE.
OR HE LEFT US.
UNHOOKED US AS A JOKE,
AND WENT OFF TO BONE
SOME SKEEZERS
OR SOMETHING.
OH, ATTA-BOY, HUBS.
LAY THAT PIPE, BOY.
ALL RIGHT, BYE, GUYS.
I'M WALKING BACK.
NO, LOOK, CLAIRE,
YOU CAN'T GO, OK?
LOOK, I HAVE NO IDEA
WHERE WE ARE.
THERE MUST BE
AT LEAST 30 MILES OF
MARSHLAND OUT THERE.
I SAY WE'RE STUCK.
ALL RIGHT!
NOW, WHO WANTS
A BLOODY MARY?
IT'S LIKE YOU'RE
READING MY MIND.
DOUBLE-STRENGTH COFFEE
WILL DO JUST FINE.
PRINCESS!
[ARF ARF]
COME ON, SWEETIE!
[HELICOPTER]
HEY...
YOU WANT TO GO FOR A WALK,
TRY TO WORK THINGS OUT?
CUT YOUR LOSSES, BRADY,
AND WALK AWAY.
COME ON, CLAIRE.
DON'T BE LIKE THAT.
NO!
[SIGHS]
HOLD IT A SECOND.
THERE'S A CAR DOWN
IN THE WATER, GEORGE.
TURN AROUND.
LET'S GO DOWN
AND TAKE A LOOK.
[SQUAWKING]
HMM.
HEY, CLAIRE BEAR.
NOT NOW, DUNCAN.
YOU BEEN CRYING?
NO, THE WIND'S JUS BOTHERING MY CONTACTS.
JUST GO AWAY, OK?
CALM DOWN, ALL RIGHT?
I'M PLAYING THE ROLE OF
THE CONCERNED GUY HERE.
WELL, I'M REALLY
NOT IN THE MOOD, OK?
NOT EVEN IN THE MOOD
FOR A LITTLE REVENGE?
SWEET REVENGE?
AGAINS BRADY OR SUNNY?
DEPENDS ON HOW
YOU LOOK AT IT,
I GUESS.
I WAS THINKING
MAYBE YOU AND I
COULD...YOU KNOW.
NO, I DON'T.
YES, YOU DO.
BUMP MONKEYS,
KNOCK BOOTS,
MAKE THE BEAS WITH 2 BACKS?
YOU ARE
SO DISGUSTING!
THAT MAY BE,
BUT YOU GOT TO ADMI IT WOULD BE PERFECT.
YOU'D GET BACK AT HIM,
HAVE A LITTLE FUN
IN THE PROCESS.
WHAT DO YOU SAY? HMM?
YEAH?
YOU KNOW, I GOTTA
CONGRATULATE YOU.
I REALLY DIDN'T THINK
I COULD GET ANY LOWER,
BUT, SURPRISE, DUNCAN,
YOU DID IT.
YES, I DID.
YOU'RE TOTAL
FUCKING SCUM.
WELL, I DO MY BEST.
GET OUT OF HERE
BEFORE I KILL YOU.
ALL RIGHT, YOU GOT IT.
JUST REMEMBER...
THE OFFER--TCK--
IS ON THE TABLE.
SON OF A BITCH.
WHOA.
BRADY TURNER,
YOU'RE A MORON.
UH, IT'S NOT LIKE
I'M GONNA BITE.
SUNNY. I DON'T--
I--I JUST WANTED
TO SAY I'M SORRY
ABOUT LAST NIGHT.
I DIDN'T MEAN FOR...
I KNOW. I KNOW.
DUNCAN SAID THA YOU REALLY WANTED ME
TO COME ALONG
ON THIS TRIP.
THIS WHOLE THING HAS
JUST BEEN SUCH A MESS.
I JUST REALLY
WANT YOU TO LIKE ME.
I DO, BUT--
SHH.
DON'T SAY ANYTHING.
WELL?
ARE YOU CRAZY?
YOU WANT TO GET ME KILLED?
MAYBE.
[ROARING]
GET OUT OF
THE WATER!
AAH!
GET OU OF THERE!
OH, MY GOD!
YOU TELLING ME YOU LIKE
THEM DIRTY SKEEZERS?
WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?
YOU GOT THAT STRAIGHT.
I'M TELLING YOU, MAN,
THE DIRTIER THE BETTER.
I THOUGHT WE WERE
WORKING THINGS OUT,
YOU KNOW?
I THOUGH IT WAS ALL GREAT.
THERE'S NOTHING
I WANT TO SAY.
ALL I WANT TO DO
IS GET THE HELL
AWAY FROM HERE.
Foster:
THIS IS NASTY, MAN,
BUT WE CAN FIX IT.
Kit: I REALLY HOPE
THE PROP'S NOT BENT.
NO, IT'S FINE.
RUN! RUN!
YUP, YUP, I KNOW.
COULD USE SOME SUCTION
ON THIS BABY.
WHERE'S THAT SKANK
SUNNY AT?
I MEAN, DO YOU
THINK HE REALLY
LIKES HER?
NO. SHE'S SUCH A SLUT.
GO! GO! GO!
AAH!
YOU'RE A DIRTY BOY,
FOSTER.
THAT'S RIGHT.
CLEAR THAT OUT.
I'LL START HER UP.
ALL RIGHT.
AAH! OH, GOD!
KEEP GOING!
KEEP GOING!
[INSECT BUZZING]
ALL RIGHT, FOSTER,
STAND CLEAR OF THE PROPS!
I'M CRANKING IT UP!
GO FOR IT!
[ENGINE STARTS]
HOW'S IT LOOK?
[ENGINE STALLS]
NOT GOOD, BROTHER.
[GROWLING]
GOD ALMIGHTY.
GUYS!
GE AWAY FROM
THE BOAT!
DUNCAN,
GET OUT OF THE WATER!
IT'S AFTER US!
WHAT?
DUNCAN, GET OUT!
GET OUT OF
THE WATER, MAN!
DUNCAN,
SERIOUSLY, MAN!
YEAH, THAT JOKE'S
BEEN DONE TO DEATH.
GET OUT OF
THE WATER!
GUYS, COME ON!
OH, MY GOD.
[GROWLS]
AAH! AAH!
DUNCAN,
GET OFF THE RAFT!
OH, GOD, HELP ME!
[SHOUTING
AND SWEARING]
FUCK!
AW, SHIT, MAN!
AW, MAN, IT'S A FUCKING
DINOSAUR, Y'ALL!
Brady: GET AWAY
FROM THERE!
WHAT THE FUCK
WAS THAT, MAN?!
OH, SHIT! OH!
OH, MY GOD.
WHAT THE HELL
ARE WE GONNA DO?
JESUS CHRIST.
CALM DOWN.
OH, MY GOD, IT'S COMING!
Sunny: OH, SHIT,
IT'S COMING BACK!
GUYS, GET OFF
THE BOAT!
OH, MY GOD,
YOU GUYS! JUMP!
FOSTER, GET THE AX!
OH, MY GOD.
AAH! HOLY SHIT!
PRINCESS!
[ARF ARF]
GET THE AX, MAN!
FUCK!
HEY, CLAIRE!
YOU GUYS, GET OFF THE BOAT!
YO, I GOT THIS
FUCKING DINOSAUR!
AAH!
ANNABELLE!
HELP ME!
NO!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
CLAIRE!
HELP!
KIT!
ANNABELLE,
COME ON, I GOT YOU!
HOLD ON TIGHT! COME ON!
ALL RIGHT, WE GOT IT!
AAH!
JUMP!
Kit: ALL RIGHT,
WE GOTTA JUMP! COME ON!
OK.
AAH!
JUMP!
AAH!
AAH!
Duncan: COME ON.
Sunny:
YOU GUYS, COME ON!
Sunny: COME ON!
WHERE'S FOSTER?
Duncan:
KIT, COME ON!
HURRY!
HURRY!
GUYS, COME ON!
OH! OH, MY GOD!
FOSTER!
FOSTER!
FOSTER!
FOSTER!
NO!
FOSTER! OH, GOD!
OH, FUCKING SHIT!
OH, MY GOD!
WHERE IS HE?!
OH, MY GOD!
[SCREAMING]
OH, MY GOD!
NO!
COME ON! COME ON!
COME ON!
OK, WHAT'S
GOING ON?!
[ARF ARF]
PRINCESS,
COME ON!
PRINCESS!
COME ON!
[WHIMPERS]
[SQUEAKING]
WHAT A PLACE.
[DING DING DING]
ONE OF YOU GUYS
GET OUT HERE?
LESTER? SHURKIN?
WHAT?
LESTER, YOU--
YOU BETTER HAVE THA TAKEN CARE OF.
IT'S NOTHIN'.
THEY JUST DON'T LIKE I WHEN YOU BRUSH THEIR TEETH.
YOU BOYS MISSING
SOMETHING?
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
YOU SURE ONE OF YOUR
GATORS DIDN'T TAKE
A LITTLE VACATION?
OH, YOU KNOW WE KEEP THEM
LOCKED UP TIGHT.
WHAT'S LEFT OF THEM.
GOD BLESS 'EM.
LOOKS LIKE
MAMA GOT LOOSE.
SHURKIN!
I TOLD YOU,
KEEP HIM OUTTA HERE!
SHURKIN, YOU REALLY SHOULD
COME TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
YOU GOT A SEARCH WARRAN THIS TIME?
I GOT A NEST OF
SMASHED GATOR EGGS
AND 2 DEAD FISHERMEN.
I GOT ENOUGH TO
CLOSE YOU UP FOR GOOD.
AND WHAT GOOD IS THA GONNA DO YOU?
[CHUCKLES]
THIS AIN'T NO GATOR EGG,
SHERIFF.
IT'S SOMETHIN' MUCH WORSE.
A CROCODILE.
AND A PISSED OFF ONE
AT THAT.
GATOR, CROCODILE--
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?
HOLY SHIT!
DID YOU SEE THE SIZE
OF THAT FUCKING THING?
WE GOT TO
KEEP MOVING!
WHAT THE FUCK
WAS THAT?
Kit: LET'S GO!
IT WAS THAT FUCKING
CROCODILE, MAN.
THAT WAS JUS AN OLD STORY.
OH, YEAH, WHAT DO YOU
THINK KILLED FOSTER?
IT'S GONNA KILL US.
AW, COME ON.
IT'S GONNA KILL
ALL OF US.
STOP AND LISTEN.
WHERE EXACTLY
ARE WE GOING?
KIT, PLEASE.
THAT'S A GATOR EGG,
SHERIFF.
IF I'D TRIED THA WITH A CROC,
LET'S JUST SAY YOU'D
BE TYING A TOURNIQUE AROUND THE STUMP
WHERE MY ARM USED TO BE.
I'D SAY WE'RE
LOOKIN' AT, UH...
20 FEET, MAYBE MORE.
WE ALL KNOW WHO THAT IS.
SHURKIN, YOU STILL
TELLIN' THAT OLD STORY?
HE KNOWS.
YOU COULD SAY HE'S GO A HISTORY OF THE FLAT DOG.
THAT'S GOD'S
HONEST TRUTH.
THAT EGYPTIAN CROC TORE
MY GRANDPAPPY TO BITS.
AND MY DADDY?
WELL, LET'S JUST SAY
I'VE BEEN WAITIN'
MY WHOLE LIFE
TO EVEN THE SCORE.
DAMN IT, SHURKIN,
THAT'D BE 100 YEARS AGO.
96 TO BE EXACT.
HELL, THAT'S NOTHIN'.
CROCS LIVE 100,
150 YEARS, EASY.
Radio: SHERIFF,
THIS IS DISPATCH. OVER.
SHERIFF, THIS IS DISPATCH.
DO YOU COPY?
CLARK HERE.
WE JUST GOT A CALL
FROM STANLEY BICKERMAN.
SAYS HE NEEDS
TO SEE YOU.
SAYS IT'S URGENT. OVER.
YOU'RE GONNA NEED ALL THE HELP
YOU CAN GET, PARTNER.
A CROC THAT SIZE,
GRAB YOU IN ITS 3-INCH TEETH,
DRAG YOU UNDER THE WATER
TILL YOUR EARS POP.
JUST ABOUT THE TIME
YOU'RE GONNA DROWN,
IT'LL START TO SPIN.
ROUND AND ROUND.
WE CALL I THE DEATH ROLL.
PRETTY SOON
EVERY JOINT IN YOUR BODY
IS ALL DISLOCATED.
YOU'RE JUS A FLAPPIN' BIT OF MEAT.
THEN SHE'LL EITHER
SWALLOW YOU UP RIGHT THERE
OR SHOVE YOU UNDER SOME ROO AND WAIT FOR YOU TO SOFTEN.
YOU TRYIN' TO SCARE ME,
OR ARE YOU OFFERIN' TO HELP?
I AIN'T OFFERIN' SHIT,
SHERIFF.
I'M EXERCISIN'
MY BIRTHRIGHT.
BUT WITHOUT ME,
THAT MONSTER'S GONNA EA EVERYTHING IN ITS PATH.
LESTER, HOW ABOUT YOU?
AH, I GOTTA
STICK AROUND.
IT'S FEEDIN' TIME.
KEEP MOVIN', OK?!
KEEP MOVIN'!
PLEASE STOP YELLING.
COME ON,
WE HAVE TO GO.
WHAT IF THAT THING'S
REALLY MAGICAL?
THAT MEANS THA WE'RE NOT SAFE.
OH, PLEASE, COULD YOU
BE MORE STUPID?
Annabelle: OK,
DON'T YELL AT HER, DUNCAN.
SHE'S NOT THE ONE
WHO GOT US STUCK
IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE!
CAN WE JUST MOVE
ALREADY?!
CHILL, MAN!
WE NEED YOUR HELP!
OK?!
THERE'S AN ACCESS ROAD
THAT GOES AROUND THE LAKE.
QUENTIN ROAD.
CAN YOU GET US THERE?
OF COURSE!
YOU BETTER KNOW
WHAT THE FUCK
YOU'RE DOIN', MAN.
COME ON!
LET'S GO, ALL RIGHT!
LET'S GO!
FUCK! SLOW DOWN.
OH, HEY.
SORRY TO DRAG YOU GUYS
DOWN HERE LIKE THIS.
I DIDN'T KNOW
WHAT ELSE TO DO.
I GOT WHAT I COULD
WITH THE NET.
I'M SURE THERE'S STILL
SOME OUT THERE.
I...FRANKLY,
I DON'T HAVE
THE STOMACH TO LOOK.
OH, HO HO, CHRIST!
Shurkin:
HA HA HA HA HA.
THAT'S A CROCODILE,
ALL RIGHT.
DO YOU MIND, SHERIFF?
GO AHEAD.
TAKES A LO TO SEVER A SPINE.
YOU SEE,
A CROCODILE'S TEETH
INTERTWINE.
THEY SNAP SHUT WITH
40 TONS OF PRESSURE.
I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW BAD
THIS IS, SHERIFF.
HO HO.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
YOU GOT NO IDEA.
YOU SEE, A CROCODILE USUALLY
FINISHES HER MEAL.
SHE AIN'T DOING THIS
'CAUSE SHE'S HUNGRY.
SHE'S ON A RAMPAGE.
WHOEVER MESSED WITH THEM EGGS
MADE HER GOOD AND MAD.
I GUESS WE BETTER
GO BACK TO THE STATION
AND GET THE GUNS.
BIGGEST ONES YOU GOT.
Lester:
FLAT DOG! FLAT DOG!
FLAT DOG!
COME OUT, COME OU WHEREVER YOU ARE!
YOU'VE BEEN VERY,
VERY BAD!
KILLED
ALL THOSE INNOCENTS.
GOD BLESS
THEIR IMMORTAL SOULS.
WHERE ARE YOU, FLAT DOG?
[SNARLS]
OH, THERE YOU ARE.
I'VE BEEN LOOKIN' FOR YOU.
I CAME TO ASK YOU A FAVOR.
IF YOU COULD JUS DO ME A FAVOR
AND EAT THESE SMELLY
CHICKENS, AND THEN...
SHURKIN AND THE SHERIFF
ARE OUT TO GET YA.
SO JUST DO ME A FAVOR
AND JUST HIDE TIGHT,
AND THEN WHEN THEY'RE
NOT LOOKIN',
GET 'EM BOTH.
I'M SICK OF SHURKIN.
I'M SICK
OF ALL HIS BUGGERINGS.
OH, AND BESIDES, IF HE DIES,
I GET THE FARM.
AND I SWEAR TO GOD
I'LL TREAT YOUR KIN RIGHT.
I REALLY WILL.
SO HERE, JUST GO
AND EAT THE FUCKER.
HOLD ON!
[SCREAMING]
[SNARLING]
[INSECT BUZZING]
Brady: COME ON!
EATER-BE-GONE,
ANYONE?
AAH! OH, SHIT!
STOP BEING
SUCH A BABY!
WELL, IT HURTS!
WOULD YOU TWO
JUST KNOCK IT OFF?!
OK, WE GOTTA
KEEP MOVING!
FUCK,
MY CONTACT.
OH, MY GOD!
WE WERE JUST ATTACKED
BY SOME HUGE CREATURE,
AND YOU GUYS ARE WORRIED
ABOUT SOME BLISTERS
AND DIRT IN YOUR EYES?!
UP YOURS, ASSHOLE!
I CAN'T WALK!
YES, YOU CAN!
GOD, SOMEBODY HELP ME!
OK! OK!
I'LL HELP YOU!
LET'S GO! COME ON!
YOU CAN DO IT!
COME ON!
COME ON!
[INSECT BUZZING]
Sheriff: I'VE HAD SOME
BAD SPRING BREAKS.
'92 WAS A DOOZIE,
BUT JESUS CHRIST!
SHH.
YOU FEEL IT?
SHE'S OUT THERE,
WAITIN'.
WHAT SHE DON'T KNOW
IS THAT BY THE TIME
THIS EVENING'S OVER,
I'M GONNA HAVE A NEW TROPHY
OVER MY FIREPLACE.
GOD, I HOPE SO.
I HATE THAT PLACE.
EVERY TIME I SEE THAT,
IT MAKES MY SKIN CRAWL.
YEAH, IT'S EVIL,
ALL RIGHT.
ANYPLACE THAT'D HOUSE
THAT DEMON CROC IS EVIL.
AMEN.
Annabelle: THIS SUCKS!
I'VE SURVIVED 19 YEARS
IN NEW YORK CITY.
MURDERERS, RAPISTS,
MUGGERS, YOU NAME IT.
AND NOW I'M GONNA BE EATEN
BY A FUCKIN' MONSTER?
ANNABELLE, WHY DON'T YOU
TAKE THE FULL PROFUNDITY
AND SHOVE IT UP
YOUR ASS ALREADY?
LEAVE HER ALONE,
DUNCAN.
OH, GOD, YOU GUYS,
I CAN'T WALK, REALLY.
WE DON'T HAVE
A CHOICE.
SHH. SHH.
I HEARD SOMETHING.
SHH.
WHERE'S THIS DAMN ROAD
ANYWAYS, MAN?
SHH SHH.
KIT,
WHERE'S THE ROAD, MAN?
IT'S ANOTHER MILE OR TWO.
WHY DON'T YOU JUST ADMI YOU HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE
WHERE WE ARE?
YEAH, WELL, WHY DON'T YOU
LEAD US, THEN, HUH?
WELL, MAYBE I WILL,
ASSHOLE!
WOULD YOU SHUT UP,
DUNCAN?
BLOW ME!
I'D RATHER DIE.
YOU KNOW, AT THIS RATE,
YOU JUST MIGHT.
FUCK YOU!
WHY DON'T YOU TWO
JUST GET OVER YOURSELVES?
WHAT, ARE YOU
GOING TO CHEAT YOUR WAY
OUT OF THIS ONE, BRADY?
KIT, ARE YOU SURE WE'RE HEADED
IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION?
I THINK SO.
OH, THAT SOUNDS PROMISING.
Kit: GUYS, GUYS, GUYS,
KEEP IT DOWN.
Annabelle:
THAT FUCKING THING'S
GONNA GET US.
GUYS, GUYS, QUIET.
SHH.
GOOD.
ALL RIGHT, IT'S OK, GUYS.
Annabelle: YOU GUYS,
I'M NOT WAITING AROUND
TO SEE WHAT THAT WAS.
JESUS CHRIST!
WE HAVE
TO STICK TOGETHER.
Kit: ALL RIGHT,
LET'S--LET'S GO.
Sunny:
HOW MUCH FURTHER?
AAH!
SHH SHH SHH SHH.
KEEP IT DOWN, GUYS.
[INSECT BUZZING]
I SEEN HER, YOU KNOW.
REALLY?
ON ONE OF MANY HUNTIN' TRIPS
I TOOK WITH MY DADDY,
LOOKIN' FOR HER.
MOST OF 'EM
COME TO NOTHIN'.
BUT THIS DAY,
SHE ROSE UP
OUT OF THE SWAMP,
ALL SCARRED
AND COVERED
WITH BARNACLES.
THEN WHAT HAPPENED?
OH, SHE ROSE UP
WITH A MIGHTY ROAR.
SHE FIXED HER YELLOW EYES
ON MY DADDY.
AND HE FIRED HIS SHOTGUN
RIGHT INTO HER SIDE.
SHE NEVER TOOK
HER EYES OFF HIM.
SHE HAD HIM FIXED
IN A DEATH STARE,
AND BULLETS DIDN'T MEAN
NOTHIN' TO HER.
WHEN SHE DECIDED TO GO,
THE WATER AROUND HER
EXPLODED.
SHE'S GONE.
WHAT A STORY
YOU GOT THERE, SHURKIN.
2 DAYS LATER,
MY DADDY WENT OU TO CHECK HIS TRAPS.
HE NEVER COME BACK.
NOW, PEOPLE IN TOWN SAYS
IT'S 'CAUSE HE RUN OFF
WITH SOME TWO-BIT WHORE.
I KNOW DIFFERENT.
Kit: I'M NOT SEEING
A ROAD, MAN.
COME ON.
Annabelle:
KIT, WE'VE BEEN HERE.
WE'RE GOING IN CIRCLES.
Duncan: WHY IS THA NOT SURPRISING?
Brady:
SHUT UP, MAN.
OH, GOD.
[INSECT BUZZING]
UHH! UGH!
[WHINING]
Sunny: YOU GUYS,
WE'RE GOING IN CIRCLES.
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
DON'T GIVE UP, SUNNY.
JESUS.
AAH!
ASSHOLE!
WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM,
BITCH?
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT,
DUNCAN.
WHOA. I'M NOT THE GENIUS
WHO LET THE HOUSEBOA FLOAT AWAY, ALL RIGHT?
THAT WAS A BEAUT,
CAPTAIN KIT.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
LEAVE MY BOYFRIEND
OUT OF WHATEVER GRUDGE
YOU HAVE AGAINS YOUR FRIEND'S
GIRLFRIEND.
OR YOUR BOYFRIEND'S
GIRLFRIEND,
WHATEVER IT IS.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THA SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
LIKE I NEED
TO SPELL IT OUT.
[CHUCKLES]
Annabelle: BE QUIET.
YOU DOING OK?
YEAH. GREAT.
LISTEN, CLAIRE,
I'M SORRY.
BRADY,
PLEASE DON'T START, OK?
LOOK, I JUST NEED YOU
TO KNOW THAT I--
YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT JUS ABOUT US ANYMORE.
YOU KNOW, IF DUNCAN
NEVER WOULD'VE PASSED ME
THAT CHEAT SHEET IN CLASS,
NONE OF THIS
WOULD BE HAPPENING.
WAIT A MINUTE.
WHAT'S THA SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
"IT'S NOT ABOUT US
ANYMORE"?
IS THERE SOMETHING
THAT I--
I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU,
BRADY, BUT...
LET'S JUST MAKE I OUT OF HERE ALIVE, OK?
[SNARLS]
[BARKING]
OH, MY GOD!
PRINCESS!
PRINCESS,
COME ON, COME BACK!
PRINCESS! PRINCESS!
[YELPS]
PRINCESS!
PRINCESS!
[BARKING]
AAH!
[SCREAMING]
GET OUT OF MY WAY!
HURRY!
[CROCODILE ROARING]
OH, MY GOD!
OH, MY GOD!
RUN!
OW! FUCK!
SHIT!
GO! GO!
GO!
WHERE ARE YOU?
BRADY, WHERE ARE YOU?
[SNARLING]
BRADY!
SUNNY!
SUNNY?
GUYS?
GUYS!
WAIT! WAIT!
COME ON!
Annabelle:
I CAN'T KEEP UP, KIT!
Kit: COME ON,
ANNABELLE!
WAIT!
OH, MY GOD.
BRADY!
[BARKING]
PRINCESS!
OH, COME HERE, BABY.
OH, YOU'RE OK.
COME HERE.
OH. GOOD GIRL.
COME ON.
KIT, WAIT!
Sunny: AAH!
SUNNY!
Sunny: I'M GONNA DIE!
MY FOOT! SOMEBODY HELP!
Claire: SUNNY!
SUNNY!
Sunny: HELP!
PLEASE,
I'M GONNA DIE!
SUNNY! SUNNY!
OH, CLAIRE! CLAIRE,
PLEASE, CLAIRE, HELP ME!
STAY DOWN!
QUIET. STAY DOWN.
STAY DOWN.
QUIET. QUIET.
SHUT UP. QUIET.
HELP ME, PLEASE.
PLEASE. OH, GOD,
PLEASE HELP ME.
[CROCODILE SNARLING]
[SUNNY SCREAMING]
Claire: SUNNY, STAY DOWN.
SUNNY, SHH.
SUNNY, QUIET.
QUIET!
AAH!
SUNNY!
SUNNY, NO!
OH, GOD.
AAH!
NO! NO!
SUNNY!
[SUNNY COUGHING]
NO!
COME ON!
COME ON!
Duncan:
WHERE'S SUNNY?
Brady:
SUNNY'S DEAD, YOU GUYS.
SHE'S GONE.
Annabelle: [CRYING]
NO, NO, NO, NO.
Duncan: YOU NEVER
EVEN KNEW HER!
IT'S GONNA GET US.
IT'S GONNA GET US.
IT'S GONNA GET US.
Claire: LOOK.
Kit: OH, MY GOD.
IT'S QUENTIN ROAD.
Duncan: IT'S
A FUCKING MIRACLE!
Annabelle:
IS THAT--IS THAT IT?
KIT?
ALL RIGHT, COME ON!
ALL RIGHT!
Kit: OPEN IT.
Kit: COME ON, COME ON,
COME ON, COME ON.
LET'S GO.
OHH! OHH!
YES!
[LAUGHTER]
OH, MY GOD.
OH, MY GOD.
OHH.
THANK GOD FOR UNCLE BOB'S
GENERAL STORE, MAN.
LET ME GET A WATER, MAN.
DUNCAN,
HEADS UP, MAN.
OH, WATER! OOH!
COME HERE, SWEETIE.
Duncan: HEY, LISTEN, KIT,
ABOUT EARLIER, MAN--
IT'S OK, MAN.
I'M CALLIN' FOR HELP.
I'VE GOT TO
WASH MY FACE.
OH, TYPICAL.
Answering machine: YOU HAVE
REACHED THE LAKE SOBEK
COUNTY SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT.
KIT,
WHERE'S THE BATHROOM?
I THINK IT'S OVER HERE.
COME ON.
LIKE A GIANT WALKING
MOSQUITO BITE.
Brady: YEAH, MORE LIKE
A GIANT WALKING BABY.
[PRINCESS WHIMPERS]
[PRINCESS WHIMPERING]
AW, JESUS, LOOK AT THIS.
I BROKE MY NAIL.
I'M ON HOLD.
AHH. HO HO HO HO.
IMAGINE IF WE HAD THIS!
OR THIS.
BE CAREFUL WITH THAT,
DUDE.
Man: SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT.
IS THIS AN EMERGENCY?
UH, YES,
THIS IS AN EMERGENCY.
ALL RIGHT, HOLD ON.
I'LL PATCH YOU THROUGH
TO THE SHERIFF.
AAH! SHIT, NO GAS.
UNREAL.
SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT.
ARE YOU THAT EMERGENCY CALL?
UH, YES, UH,
THIS IS AN EMERGENCY.
ALL RIGHT,
ONE MOMENT, PLEASE.
Brady:
THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE.
I'M ON HOLD AGAIN.
AW, SHIT.
[ANNABELLE CRYING]
[PRINCESS WHIMPERS]
[PRINCESS WHIMPERS]
IT'S OK.
WE'RE OK, PRINCESS.
HELLO, CALLER?
HELLO!
I'M PUTTIN' YOU
THROUGH NOW.
THANK GOD!
AAH!
[SCREAMING]
Brady: GET THE GUN!
DUNCAN, GET THE GUN!
COME ON! PLEASE START!
PLEASE!
GO! GO! GO!
GO!
OH, MY GOD!
OH, MY GOD!
OH, MY GOD!
NO.
DUNCAN! DUNCAN!
DUNCAN!
BRADY, MAN,
I LOVE YOU.
WHAT ABOUT ME?
UHH! DON'T PUSH IT!
AAH! AAH!
AAH!
COME ON!
HOLY SHIT!
HOLY SHIT!
AAH!
UHH!
KIT! KIT!
KIT!
COME ON, COME ON.
AW, FUCK!
[BARKING]
DAMN. LOOK AT THAT.
JUST KEEPS
GETTIN' BETTER.
[DUNCAN GROANING]
AAH, WATCH IT, MAN.
FUCK, IT HURTS.
LITTLE BABY DOESN'T LIKE
GOING OVER THE BUMPIES.
AAH! STICK IT UP
YOUR ASS!
THAT'S IT!
I'VE HAD IT!
I'M NOT PUSHING I ANYMORE!
WELL,
I CAN'T CARRY HIM!
YOU KNOW, YOU TWO
HAVE BEEN MORE CONCERNED
ABOUT WHERE THAT FUCKIN' DOG IS
THAN YOU HAVE ABOUT ME!
WELL, THE DOG ISN' WASTED SPACE!
BRADY!
Duncan: AAH!
[COUGHING]
COME ON, MAN!
AAH! AAH!
OH, HO HO HO!
OW! WATCH IT!
TAKE IT EASY,
SWEETHEART!
SHUT THE FUCK UP!FUCK!
[DUNCAN YELLING]
COME ON!
FUCK ME!
COME ON!
GET BACK
AND PUSH DOWN!
I AM!
OW!
STOP DOING THAT!
YOU STOP DOING THAT!
YOUR FUCKING FUMES
ARE KILLING ME!
LOOK, I CAN'T HELP I IF I'M AN EASY TARGE FOR BUGS, ALL RIGHT?
WOULD YOU TWO
SHUT THE FUCK UP?!
YOU CARRY HIM!
COME ON, MAN!
LET'S GO!
COME ON, MAN, MY LEG
IS GONNA FALL OFF!
JESUS CHRIST!
FUCKIN' "A"!
[BUZZING]
[DUNCAN GROANING]
[GROANING]
I CAN'T MAKE I MUCH LONGER, MAN.
AAH! OW! AAH!
CLAIRE. CLAIRE.
CLAIRE, CLAIRE.
HEY! HEY!
OVER HERE!
OVER HERE!
OVER HERE!
WHERE? WHERE? WHERE?
AAH! AAH!
Brady:
HEY, OVER HERE!
Claire: PLEASE!
Duncan: OH, MY GOD!
WE'RE SAVED!
LET'S GO!
Duncan: SHERIFF.
OH, YOU KIDS LOOK LIKE
YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH HELL.
AAH!
YOU HAVE
NO IDEA.
WHERE ARE
YOUR FRIENDS?
THEY'RE GONE.
WHERE'D THAT SCALY DEMON
GO OFF TO?
BACK IN THE WATER.
YOU KNOW ABOUT HER?
WE'VE BEEN TRACKIN' HER.
LEFT A TRAIL OF CARNAGE
IN HER WAKE.
[DUNCAN GROANING]
WELL,
WE'D BETTER GET YOU
TO TOWN BUT QUICK.
YEAH, THAT'D BE GREAT.
HAPPY TO SEE
THIS OLD REDNECK NOW?
HECKFIRE, YES.
ISN'T THIS COZY?
[COUGHS]
IT WAS CRAZY.
SHE WOULDN' STOP FOLLOWING US.
SHE WOULDN' LEAVE US ALONE.
I THINK YOU
MADE HER MAD.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE
MESSED WITH THEM EGGS.
OH, I TOLD YOU
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE
TOUCHED THOSE.
LEAVE ME ALONE, ALL RIGHT?
THEY WERE ALREADY MESSED UP.
RAMPAGE LIKE THIS
NEEDS A TRIGGER.
SHE'S KILLIN',
NOT EATIN'.
GUYS!
THAT'S WHY WE HAVEN' SEEN HER BEFORE.
SHE'S PROBABLY BEEN
LURKING AROUND HERE
ALL THIS TIME.
IT'S OVER A HUNDRED MILES
OF INLAND SHE COULD HIDE IN.
GUYS!
THIS IS ALL YOUR
FAULT, DUNCAN.
GUYS!Brady:
ENOUGH ALREADY.
IT'S BACK!
THIS ISN'T FAIR.
THAT WON'T DO A DAMN
BIT OF GOOD, SHERIFF.
Brady:
THIS ISN'T HAPPENING.
EVERYBODY GET DOWN!
WE TRIED SHOOTING IT!
IT DIDN'T WORK!
NOT WITH THIS
YOU DIDN'T.
SHERIFF,
CUT THE ENGINE.
Sheriff: GOD ALMIGHTY.
CUT THE DANGED
ENGINE!
THERE'S NO WAY
WE CAN OUTRUN HER.
I DON'T CARE!
QUIET!
WHERE IS IT?!
SHH. QUIET.
SHE'S UNDER THE BOAT.
EVERYBODY GET HOLD
OF SOMETHING.
Brady: CLAIRE!
Shurkin:
WHERE ARE YOU NOW?
STAY WITH ME!
STAY WITH ME!
COME ON UP,
YOU MISERABLE SHE-DEMON.
AW, THERE YOU ARE!
THIS FIRST ONE'S
FOR MY GRANDPAPPY!
AND THE NEXT ONE'LL
BE FOR MY DADDY!
AAH!
Brady: OH, MY GOD!
WHERE IS SHE AT?
Shurkin: WHERE?
WHERE IS SHE? WHERE IS SHE?
SHERIFF! PULL ME UP!
PULL ME UP!
Brady: STAY DOWN!
Shurkin:
SHOOT FOR THE EYES!
GET AWAY! GET AWAY FROM
THE SIDE OF THE BOAT!
HURRY! EYES!
OH, MY GOD.
Sheriff:
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
LET'S GO, LET'S GO,
COME ON!
DAMN IT!
WHAT'S WRONG?
I CAN'T STAR THE ENGINE.
BUT IT SHOULD WORK
MANUALLY.
THIS HAS HAPPENED
BEFORE.
YOU KIDS
ALL GET DOWN.
I'LL GET YOU
OUT OF HERE.
COME ON, LET'S GE THIS THING GOIN'.
COME ON, COME ON.
[SCREAMING]
WE GOTTA SWIM.
Duncan: HAND ME
A LIFEJACKET.
YOU'RE CRAZY!
WE'RE ALL CRAZY!
WHO WAS IT THAT SAID,
"A RECKLESS LIFE
IS THE ONLY LIFE WORTH LIVING?"
SOME DEAD GUY,
I THINK!
YEAH. COME ON!
NOW WE'RE FUCKED!
IT'S OK, IT'S OK,
IT'S OK.
[COUGHING]
[COUGHING]
I QUIT. IT'S OVER.
I CAN'T TAKE
ANY MORE OF THIS.
[CRYING]
NEITHER CAN I.
NO MATTER WHAT WE DO,
IT'S GONNA GET US.
THIS IS IT, GUYS.
WE DON'T HAVE A CHOICE.
WE GOTTA FIGH THIS THING.
SHUT THE FUCK UP.
COME ON.
LOOK, MAN, MAYBE
YOU WANT TO SIT HERE
AND WAIT FOR THIS THING
TO COME OUT OF THE WATER
AND EAT US,
BUT PERSONALLY I DON'T.
ARE YOU CRAZY?
WE CAN'T FIGHT ANYMORE.
Duncan: LISTEN TO HER, MAN.
LISTEN TO HER.
THERE'S GOT TO BE
SOME WAY.
JUST FACE IT, BRADY.
WE'RE DEAD.
BULLSHIT! CLAIRE,
GIVE ME YOUR BACKPACK.
JESUS CHRIST, THERE'S NOTHING
IN THERE THAT CAN HELP--
JUST GIVE ME
YOUR BACKPACK!
JUST GIVE IT TO ME.
[LAUGHING]
YOU THINK YOU GO A ROCKET LAUNCHER
IN THERE?
POCKETKNIFE.
ALL RIGHT.
[DUNCAN LAUGHING]
A POCKETKNIFE,
OH, THAT'S GOOD.
Claire:
ENOUGH, DUNCAN.
WHAT'S THIS?Duncan: OH, GOD.
WHAT'S THIS?
IT WASN'T ME.
Claire:
YEAH? THEN WHO?
I SAW HUBS MESSIN'
WITH YOUR STUFF.
WHAT? THEN WHY THE HELL
DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?
YOU WEREN'T TALKIN'
TO ME THEN, REMEMBER?
OK. OK,
WE GOT A KNIFE.
[LAUGHING] GIVE ME
A FUCKING BREAK.
SHUT UP, DUNCAN.
SHUT UP, DUNCAN!
Duncan: STICKS!
WE'LL USE
THOSE SWEATSHIRTS
AS BLINDFOLDS.
THAT AUSTRALIAN GUY
FROM THE ANIMAL PLANE DOES IT ALL THE TIME.
[LAUGHING]
ANIMAL PLANET!
AND WE GOT SOME STICKS,
AND WE'LL SHARPEN 'EM
AND SHOVE 'EM
DOWN HIS THROAT.
WE'RE GONNA FIGH THAT THING WITH STICKS?
AND WE GOT THE BAIT.
OH, GOD.
WE'RE NEVER
GONNA MAKE IT.
WE'RE NEVER
GONNA MAKE IT.
WE'RE NEVER
GONNA MAKE IT.
SHUT UP.
BRADY, MAN,
IN CASE WE DON' MAKE IT OUT,
LET'S BE
PERFECTLY FRANK.
I'M NO TOO OPTIMISTIC.
I GOT TO TELL YOU
SOMETHING, MAN.
DUNCAN, QUIET.
I GOT TO GET THIS
OFF MY CHEST.
NOT NOW!
IT'S ABOUT THAT WHOLE
CHEATING THING.
I KNEW WE'D GET CAUGHT.
WHAT?
EVERYONE'S GOIN'
TO ALL THOSE FANCY
COLLEGES AND SHIT.
FACE IT,
I'M STUCK WITH
A LIFE SENTENCE IN J.C.
WITHOUT PAROLE, MAN.
I JUST DIDN'T WAN TO BE LEFT ALONE.
YOU GOT ME KICKED OU OF SCHOOL ON PURPOSE?
PRETTY SELFISH, I KNOW.
I'M SORRY.
I HATE TO SAY IT, BRADY,
BUT I TOLD YOU SO.
COME ON.
I KNEW GLICKMAN'D
SEE ME PASS THAT NOTE.
HE SAW IT THAT TIME.
DUNCAN, IF WE EVER
MAKE IT OUT OF HERE,
I'M GONNA KILL YOU.
FAIR ENOUGH.
[COUGHING]
[CROCODILE SNARLING]
SHIT!
BRADY!
BRADY!
OK. OK. OK.
NO.
NO!
[BARKING]
YAAH!
OHH! DUNCAN!
[DUNCAN
SCREAMING]
Claire: NO!
COME ON, IT'S WORKING,
YOU GUYS!
KILL IT! AAH!
NO!
Brady: DUNCAN!
DUNCAN!
CLAIRE! CLAIRE!
GET AWAY FROM THERE!
CLAIRE!
STAY DOWN!
AAH!
Brady: DUNCAN!
DUNCAN!
GET UP!
WAKE UP!
GET UP!
Brady:
YOU'RE NOT GONNA DIE!
GET UP!
AAH!
AAH!
DUNCAN!
[SCREECHING]
Brady: GET UP!
YOU WERE HITTING ME.
OH, THANK GOD.
THIS EATER-BE-GONE...
NEVER LEAVE HOME
WITHOUT IT.
100% INDIGESTIBLE.
[BARKING]
CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
YOU DISAPPEAR
IN TROUBLE
DON'T YOU?
DON'T YOU?
THEY NEVER LISTEN,
WILL YOU?
WON'T YOU?
WON'T YOU?
THE MIST HAS COME
SURROUNDING YOU
YOU'RE NOT OUTSIDE
OF DANGER
SOMETHING OUT THERE
TAKES YOU ALIVE
WITHOUT A STARE
AND YOU'RE INSIDE
SOMETHING OUT THERE
TAKES YOU ALIVE
YOU'RE GOING AGAIN
I THINK I KNOW YOU
KNOW YOU
SO FAR FROM HOME
DOES NO ONE OWN YOU?
OWN YOU
THERE'S NO WAY OU STUCK IN THE MIDDLE
OF A GREAT MISTAKE
SOMETHING OUT THERE
TAKES YOU ALIVE
WITHOUT A STARE
AND YOU'RE INSIDE
SOMETHING OUT THERE
TAKES YOU ALIVE
SOMETHING OUT THERE
TAKES YOU ALIVE
WITHOUT A STARE
AND YOU'RE INSIDE
SOMETHING OUT THERE
TAKES YOU ALIVE
TAKES YOU ALIVE
TAKES YOU ALIVE
THERE'S NO ONE THERE
IN HEAVEN
FOOLED YOU
FOOLED YOU
SO YOU'RE ALONE
DID NO ONE TELL YOU?
TELL YOU
WANT TO GET OUT...