Cyborg Cop (1993) Movie Script

JACK, OVER HERE!
HURRY!
RIGHT HERE,
LITTLE BROTHER.
WHAT'S THIS
JERK-OFF WANT?
[MAN]
I TOLD YOU! I WANT MY MOMMY,
OR I'LL BLOW
HER FUCKING HEAD OFF!
MOMMY!
O.K. JUST HOLD ON.
WE'LL GE YOUR MOMMY.
[GUNSHOT]
DON'T PATRONIZE ME!
I HATE THAT!
I KNOW WHAT YOU'VE BEEN
DOING WITH YOUR SECRETARY, DAD.
THINKS
I'M HIS FATHER.
SHE'S GONNA DIE RIGHT NOW
IF YOU DON' BRING MOM HERE.
I WANT TO KILL HER.
HOW DID HE
GET THE VEST?
SHOT BORDEN.
HE THINKS
HE'S HENRIETTA CARMICHAEL'S KID--
THE NEWSPAPER
FAMILY.
DON'T TALK
ABOUT MY MOTHER!
I WANT MY MOMMY!
I'LL BLOW
HER HEAD OFF!
I CAN'T GE A CLEAN SHOT.
YOU'D BETTER
GET THE SHRINK.
THIS GUY AIN'T COMING OU FOR NOBODY BUT HIS MOMMY.
SHE'S BEEN DEAD
FIVE YEARS.
MOMMY!
COME ON.
MOMMY!
I GOT A BODY SHOT.
MOMMY!
DON'T. YOU'RE NO AUTHORIZED.
YOU'RE ALREADY
ON CALLAN'S LIST.
10 SECONDS,
AND THEN THIS WHORE DIES!
LET THE SWAT TEAM
TAKE HIM.
THEY'RE LEGAL
ON THAT STUFF.
NOW!
JACK, DAMN IT!
DON'T DO IT!
YOU KNOW THE REGS!
AAH!
JACK!
PHILLIP!
OH, NO.
HE IS
THE CARMICHAEL KID.
[SIRENS BLARING]
YOU'RE GONNA BURN
FOR THIS, JACK.
WELL, HE WOULD HAVE
BURNED HER AND YOU.
FOLLOW ME. COME ON.
LET'S HAVE SOME PICTURES.
EXCUSE ME, OFFICER.
WHO'S THE GUY
THAT'S SHOT?
GET A CLOSE-UP OF HIM
AND HIS PARTNER AND THE GIRL.
FRANKIE, WHAT'S
WITH THAT MAGAZINE?
YOU HAVEN' SAID THREE WORDS
SINCE WE PICKED YOU UP.
I CAN'T BE A GOOD
ARCHITECT WITHOUT IT,
AND ACTUALLY,
I'VE SAID 38 WORDS,
NOT COUNTING THESE,
PHILLIP.
WELL, SORRY I LOST TRACK.
CAN I HAVE
THE USUAL?
SURE.
HEY, WALLY.
CAN WE GET A COKE,
ROOT BEER, MILK,
WITH A CHERRY
FOR THE LITTLE MAN HERE.
YOU REALLY LIKE
THAT JUNK?
IT'S DIFFERENT.
I CAN'T STICK AROUND
TOO MUCH LONGER.
WILL YOU BE O.K.
WHILE WE SHOOT SOME POOL
AND TALK
BIG GUY TALK?
SURE.
HE'S SOMETHING ELSE.
YEAH.
SO YOU'RE DOING IT?
YEAH. THE PAPERS SHOULD
BE IN WHEN I GET BACK,
AND THEN,
HE'S OFFICIALLY MY KID.
GET BACK FROM WHERE?
THE CARIBBEAN--
SAINT, UH...
SAINT SOMETHING.
THERE'S A GUY
DOWN THERE
WHO'S TRAFFICKING "H"
THROUGH THE ISLANDS.
LIKE HE BUYS IT RAW
IN THE TRIANGLE
THEN SHIPS IT IN?
THEN PROCESSES IT THERE
AND SHIPS IT HERE.
IT SOUNDS WEAK TO ME,
BUT THE WORD IS,
HE'S BRINGING IN
CLOSE TO 100 MILLION
ON THE STREET.
YEAH.
WATCH YOURSELF.
GET SOMEONE
YOU CAN TRUST AS YOUR BACKUP.
IS THAT AN OFFER?
NO.
WELL, THAT'S TOO BAD.
THIS JOB WAS MORE FUN
WHEN YOU AND I WERE
THE FAMOUS DOUBLE TROUBLE
PSYCHO COPS,
TAKING OUT THE BAD GUYS.
I'M SORRY. IT'S JUS NOT IN THE CARDS.
KEITH.
ST. KEITH,
THAT'S IT.
YOU'RE KIDDING.
IT'S AS STABLE
AS A TWO-LEGGED
MILK STOOL.
ANYWAY...
SEE FRANKIE ONCE
OR TWICE, WILL YOU?
TELL HIM
I'M IN CHICAGO.
CHICAGO.
GREAT.
CHICAGO IT IS.
[HELICOPTER ENGINES]
JUST CROSSING
THE COASTLINE-- ST. KEITH.
O.K., GUYS.
CUT THEM DOWN.
COME BACK ALIVE,
AND THE DRINKS ARE ON ME.
THAT WILL BE
THE DAY.
TAKE YOUR POSITIONS.
RED ALPHA,
THIS IS HOME BASE.
YOU'RE VISUAL.
COPY? OVER.
READING YOU.
COPY. OVER.
WE'VE GOT ENOUGH FUEL
FOR THREE HOURS.
I'M AT 11:00,
READY TO ROLL.
OVER AND OUT.
GO! GO!
HALT...DOWN.
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
MAYBE IT'S A KID.
LET'S GO.
RIGHT.
TELL THE MEN TO WAI FOR MY SIGNAL.
SURE.
WHAT WILL IT BE?
THEY'LL KNOW IT.
O.K.
THIS WILL BE LIKE TAKING
CANDY FROM SMALL CHILDREN.
LET'S GO.
SPREAD YOURSELVES
OUT.
OVER THERE.
KEEP YOUR HEADS DOWN.
[WHISTLES]
COME ON.
MOVE YOURSELVES!
GET UP THERE.
GET OUT OF SIGHT.
COVER THE REAR.
GET OUT OF SIGHT,
EVERYBODY!
THAT'S STRANGE.
HE'S USUALLY
GOT GUARDS OUT.
COULD BE
THEIR DAY OFF.
YEAH, RIGHT.
O.K. LET'S MOVE.
THIS IS THE BIT I LIKE.
NOW WATCH THIS.
HA HA HA!
SHIT.
IT'S A GODDAMN SETUP!
ABORT! ABORT!
[WHISTLES]
NOW, I NEED A SURVIVOR.
LET'S GO! LET'S GO!
JOHNNY, LET'S MOVE!
JOHNNY!
JOHNNY, LET'S MOVE!
AAH!
COME ON!
QUINCY, COME HERE.
BRING HIM TO ME.
CAN YOU TIE IT OFF?
RED ALPHA,
MAYDAY. MAYDAY.
RED ALPHA,
ACKNOWLEDGE.
WE NEED IMMEDIATE
EVACUATION. COME IN. OVER.
RED ALPHA,
ARE YOU THERE?
WE'RE IN SECTOR
ALPHA 10.
HURRY.
I COPY.
HANG IN THERE.
WILL DO. OVER.
LET'S GO BACK
AND GET THEM.
WE'RE COMING BACK.
HE'S GOT A VEST ON.
AAH!
AAH!
A NIGHTMARE?
ARE YOU O.K.?
YEAH.
GO BACK TO SLEEP,
SANDY.
MY NAME IS CINDY,
NOT SANDY.
WHATEVER.
HE'S FADING ON US,
DOCTOR.
GIVE ME THE B-41.
HURRY!
PREPARE FOR ADVANCED
TEMPERATURE REDUCTION.
NOW.
IT'S READY.
LET'S DO IT.
MINUS 5 DEGREES.
MINUS 30 DEGREES.
MINUS 60, HOLDING.
MAINTAIN.
PULSE STEADY.
NOW.
WELL DONE,
DR. STECHMAN.
WELL DONE, MAN.
HEY, JACK.
I KNEW YOU'D FIND THIS.
LISTEN. THIS THING
STINKS DOWN HERE.
I DON'T KNOW WHY.
I THINK YOUR BAD FEELING
WAS RIGHT FOR ONCE.
LOOK. I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL
ABOUT THE AGENCY,
BUT IF YOU'RE LISTENING
TO THIS,
IT MEANS I NEED HELP.
I WOULDN'T ASK IF IT WASN' BIG-LEAGUE STUFF,
SO PICK UP MY TRAIL
AT THE HOTEL
AND DON'T TELL ANYONE.
GIVE FRANKIE THE TOY.
I GOT TO GO.
I'LL SEE YOU.
[TELEPHONE RINGING]
CALLAN.
WHERE'S MY BROTHER?
YOU KNOW
THE ROUTINE, RYAN.
IT'S CONFIDENTIAL.
WHERE IS HE?
I WON'T STOP UNTIL
YOU TELL ME WHERE.
MEET ME AT AL'S.
8:00.
8:00.
[FRANKIE]
WHY DIDN'T HE CALL?
THEY HAVE PHONES
IN CHICAGO.
OH, FRANKIE.
HE'S IN TROUBLE,
ISN'T HE?
YOU CAN TELL ME.
I DON'T KNOW.
THAT'S WHA I'M GOING TO FIND OUT.
BUT HE'S TOUGH.
HE'LL BE O.K.
IF SOMETHING HAPPENS,
I WON'T HAVE A PLACE TO LIVE.
[SIRENS]
HE TOLD YOU
ABOUT THE ADOPTION?
YEAH, BUT I HAD
A SCARY FEELING
SOMETHING MIGHT HAPPEN,
YOU KNOW, AGAIN,
LIKE MY REAL PARENTS.
LET ME TELL YOU
SOMETHING ABOUT MY LITTLE BROTHER.
HE'S NEVER
LET ME DOWN.
HE WON'T LET YOU
DOWN EITHER.
O.K.?
BUT WHAT IF IT'S
SOMETHING HE CAN'T HELP?
THEN WE'LL HAVE
TO MAKE A PLAN.
WE'LL DO THAT.
TOGETHER.
YEAH, TOGETHER.
O.K.
DON'T YOU WORRY, EITHER.
IT WILL WORK OUT.
THAT'S
WHAT PHILLIP SAYS.
AND HE'S
USUALLY RIGHT.
YOU'D BETTER
GET TO CLASS.
I'LL CALL YOU WHEN
I KNOW SOMETHING.
O.K., AND BE CAREFUL,
O.K.?
RUN.
BYE, JACK.
JESUS.
PHILLIP, YOU'D BETTER BE O.K.,
YOU SON OF A BITCH.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
THESE DAYS,
WASTING YOUR LIFE AWAY?
LET'S CU THE SAME OLD SHIT.
TALK ABOUT PHILLIP'S
MISSION.
O.K.
I'M LISTENING.
WE WERE SET UP--
SOME POLITICAL THING.
WE STILL DON'T KNOW
WHAT HAPPENED.
ONE MINUTE,
EVERYTHING'S FINE.
THE NEXT, PHIL'S ASKING
FOR EVAC
AND BEING HIT.
WE GO BACK IN,
BUT I'M TOO LATE.
WE PULLED OUT.
AND YOU LEFT HIM?
COME ON, JACK.
YOU SON OF A BITCH!
TOUCH ME, AND I'LL
SNAP HIS NECK.
BACK OFF.
HE MEANS IT.
I TOLD HIM
YOU BASTARDS WOULDN'T COVER HIM
IF IT GOT HOT.
HOT? JESUS, JACK,
GIVE ME A BREAK.
I HAD 2
$6-MILLION CHOPPERS.
EQUIPMEN IS REPLACEABLE!
WITH A PILOT IN EACH.
THAT'S THREE LIVES.
YOU KNOW THE REGS.
DON'T BREAK RULES
TO SAVE LIVES.
AND COST THREE MORE?
NO, WE WOULDN'T.
YOU WOULD HAVE
DONE THE SAME
IF YOU'D BEEN
ANY KIND OF LEADER.
WHAT I KNOW, CALLAN,
IS THAT MY BROTHER,
YOUR BEST FRIEND,
CALLED
FOR YOUR HELP,
AND YOU DESERTED
HIM!
FOR ALL I KNEW,
THEY WERE DEAD.
THEN YOU GE THE BODY.
IN A FIRE FIGHT?
IN A FUCKING
NUCLEAR WAR IF IT'S PHILLIP!
YOU ARE A PSYCHO.
I GOT THE OLD MAN
ON MY BACK.
YOU KNOW
WHAT THAT'S LIKE.
THE LAST TIME,
YOU DID.
YOU JUST RAN,
DIDN'T YOU?
YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY
ABOUT BEING ON MY LIS BECAUSE YOU
DON'T EVEN EXIST.
YOU'RE
JUST A BAD MEMORY,
LIKE EVERY OTHER MEMORY
I GOT OF THIS BUSINESS.
STAY OU OF THIS, RYAN.
WE DON'T PLAY AROUND
WITH SCREWED-UP
EX-AGENTS!
DON'T FUCK WITH US.
CARIBBEAN AIRWAYS
ANNOUNCES THE ARRIVAL
OF THEIR FLIGHT CA-125
FROM MIAMI.
[TELEPHONE RINGING]
MR. KESSEL'S
RESIDENCE.
A CALL FOR YOU,
SIR.
THANK YOU.
YOU'RE WELCOME,
SIR.
KESSEL HERE.
IMMIGRATION HERE.
PHILLIP RYAN'S BROTHER
HAS JUST LANDED.
HE SAYS
HE'S ON VACATION.
WELL, THAT'S
VERY INTERESTING.
YEAH. HE'S GOING
TO THE CAR RENTAL.
HANG IT UP, MICHAEL.
YES, SIR.
IT'S MY PLEASURE.
JESUS CHRIST!
LOOK WHERE YOU'RE GOING!
ARE YOU BLIND
OR STUPID?
I WOULD SAY
I'M SORRY,
BUT IF YOU'RE
GOING TO BE THAT WAY--
WELL, I AM.
THESE AREN'T TOYS.
OH, YOU'RE
A REPORTER, HUH?
FOR A CARMICHAEL
PAPER.
YEAH. NO CHEAP
NEWSPAPER LINES, O.K.?
I'VE HEARD THEM ALL.
WHY DON'T YOU TAKE
YOUR FILM
AND YOUR
TAPE RECORDERS
AND YOUR CAMERA,
AND YOU CAN
SHOVE THEM
UP YOUR PUBLISHER'S
ASS.
THE ONLY TIME ANYONE
TALKS TO ME LIKE THA IS IF THEY'VE GO SOMETHING
THEY DON'T WANT ME
WRITING ABOUT.
SORRY, BU YOUR VULTURE FRIENDS
HAVE ALREADY PICKED
THIS CARCASS CLEAN.
IS THIS MY CAR?
THANKS.
YOU WERE MISQUOTED
BY THE PRESS?
YOUR WORDS WERE
TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT ON YOUR WAY TO JAIL?
AM I CLOSE?
I WAS RAPED,
DRAGGED OVER THE COALS,
AND LEFT FOR DEAD
BY YOUR SLEAZY PAPER.
SOUNDS LIKE GOOD REPORTING,
BASED ON WHAT I SEE.
YEAH, WELL,
SEE THIS...
AND REPOR WHATEVER YOU LIKE.
YOU SON OF A BITCH!
YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
THAT'S A PRESS PASS!
I'LL REMEMBER THIS,
ASSHOLE!
[STARTS ENGINE]
[TIRES SCREECHING]
GOOD MORNING,
BOYS AND GIRLS.
GOOD MORNING,
SIR.
DO WE HAVE A PROGRESS REPORT,
DR. STECHMAN?
STAGE ONE IS LOGGED.
WE WILL KNOW BY TOMORROW
WHETHER THE CYBERNETICS
ARE COMPATIBLE
WITH HIS PARTICULAR
BRAIN FUNCTION.
EXCELLENT. EXCELLENT.
DO I HEAR THE WORD BONUS ALL
AROUND LOOMING ITS UGLY HEAD?
HA HA HA!
LET ME LIGHT UP
WHAT IS LEFT OF YOUR LIFE, PHILLIP.
DOES THE NAME JACK
RING A BELL?
JACK.
AS IN
YOUR BROTHER JACK.
WELL, HE'S ON A HOLIDAY,
AND HE'S GOING TO
PAY US A VISIT.
OF COURSE,
I HAVE TO KILL HIM.
DOES THAT BOTHER YOU?
BOTHER ME?
NO.
PERHAPS I SHOULD HAVE YOU
KILL HIM FOR ME.
WOULD YOU?
I WILL KILL
AT YOUR COMMAND.
EXCUSE ME!
ARE YOU AMERICAN?
YOU AGAIN!
WHAT, ARE YOU
FOLLOWING ME?
I COULDN'T GE FAR ENOUGH AWAY FROM YOU.
I'M ON VACATION,
IN CASE YOU'RE LYING.
I'M NOT LYING!
EXCUSE ME!
I MIGHT WONDER
WHY YOU ARE SO INTERESTED
IN CONVINCING ME
THAT YOU'RE NO UP TO ANYTHING
I'D BE
INTERESTED IN.
CATCH-22, HUH?
HOW WILL HE PLAY IT,
SHE WONDERS?
LIKE THIS. GOOD-BYE.
YOU'RE JUST MAKING ME
MORE INTERESTED, MYSTERY MAN.
WELL, IT'S TOO BAD.
A DIFFERENT SITUATION,
A DIFFEREN OCCUPATION...
I COULD BE INTERESTED
IN YOU, TOO.
THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!
HEY! HEY!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I'M TAKING
THIS CAR AWAY.
I CAN'T FIX IT HERE.
I CAN'T TAKE YOU
WITH ME.
YOU'RE NOT TAKING ME?
WAIT! HEY! HEY!
I'M STRANDED HERE!
COME AND JOIN
THE PARTY, WOMAN.
NO WORRIES.
STAY COOL, BABY.
EXCUSE ME.
CAN I HAVE A RIDE
TO CAYES?
CAN I JUST HOP
IN THE BACK?
GREAT.
THANK YOU.
LET'S GO, MAN.
CRAZY WOMAN.
[BABY CRYING]
PASSPORT, PLEASE.
WAIT A SECOND.
SARGE, CHECK THIS.
THIS COULD BE OUR MAN.
JACK RYAN?
YEAH.
WHAT'S THE PURPOSE
OF YOUR VISIT?
I'M VACATIONING.
CAME TO ENJOY YOUR LOVELY COUNTRY.
WE HAVE REASON
TO BELIEVE YOU'RE CARRYING DRUGS.
I DON'T THINK SO.
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST.
WHAT IS THIS?
I'M NO DOPE RUNNER.
I WAS IN THE D.E.A.
CALL 'EM!
STOP HIM!
HE MUST NOT GET AWAY!
CRAZY!
HE'S CRAZY!
CRAZY MAN!
[GRINDING GEARS]
SHOOT! SHOOT!
STOP HIM!
RADIO HEADQUARTERS!
COME NOW! GO!
COME ON!
INTO THE CAR!
WHAT THE HELL
IS GOING ON?
NOT YOU!
STOP! STOP!
WHAT--
STOP!
I KNEW YOU WERE
UP TO SOMETHING.
SHIT!
[GUNSHOT]
DON'T STOP!
GO! GO!
[GUNSHOT]
WILL YOU GO?
WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU DOING HERE, WOMAN?
STAY DOWN!
[GUNSHOT]
I KNEW YOU WERE
UP TO SOMETHING!
MY FUCKING LUCK.
I HAD A BAD FEELING
ABOUT YOU!
AAH! AAH! AAH!
[GUNSHOT]
AAH!
HOLD ON! WE'RE TAKING
A SHARP ONE!
I THINK
I CAN LOSE THEM.
[SIREN]
WILL YOU HURRY UP?
GOT A PLAN.
AAH!
QUICK! GET OUT OF HERE!
HURRY! HURRY!
ARE YOU NUTS?
HOW DARE YOU
DO THIS TO ME?
WHAT WERE YOU DOING
IN MY TRUCK WITH YOUR PANTS DOWN?
YOUR TRUCK?
I DIDN'T KNOW
IT WAS YOUR TRUCK,
OR, BELIEVE ME,
I WOULDN'T HAVE
EVEN GONE NEAR IT!
WHO ARE YOU?
JACK?
FINE.
WHO ARE YOU?
KATE.
YOU NEARLY
KILLED ME!
NO, I DIDN'T.
THEY DID.
BUT WON'T IT MAKE
A NICE STORY,
KATE?
NOT IF YOU
DON'T KNOW
WHO YOU'RE
WRITING ABOUT, JACK.
MAYBE BACK IN MIAMI
OVER A COUPLE PINA COLADAS,
BUT RIGHT NOW,
I HAVE TO BE GOING.
YOUR STUFF.
FINE.
WILL YOU BE ALL RIGHT?
I DON'T KNOW, JACK.
I'M HERE
ON AN ASSIGNMENT FOR VOODOO.
I HAVEN'T EVEN
GOTTEN THE BEGINNING
OF A LEAD
FOR MY STORY.
I'M STRANDED WITH YOU,
I DON'T KNOW WHERE.
YOU'RE PROBABLY
WANTED BY INTERPOL OR SOMEBODY.
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT,
I'LL GIVE YOU A RIDE
INTO TOWN.
ARE YOU
GOING TO TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON?
JUST GET IN!
I GOT A BAD FEELING
ABOUT THIS.
WELCOME, GENTLEMEN,
TO MY HUMBLE ABODE.
THANK YOU,
MR. KESSEL.
GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
THIS IS WHERE
THE TRANSUBSTANTIATION
OF HUMAN INTO CYBORG
FORM TAKES PLACE,
UNDER THE CAPABLE
SUPERVISION
OF DR. STECHMAN
HERE,
AND, OF COURSE,
MYSELF.
AS YOU CAN SEE,
NO EXPENSE
HAS BEEN SPARED
IN EITHER RESEARCH
OR DEVELOPMENT ON THIS PROJECT.
THE SCIENTIFIC
NEW WAVE
HAS FINALLY ARRIVED.
WHERE DO YOU GE YOUR FINANCING FROM?
WELL, I HAVE CERTAIN
AGRICULTURAL
AND CERTAIN
PHARMACEUTICAL INTERESTS
THAT HAVE PROVED
QUITE LUCRATIVE.
THIS WAY, PLEASE,
GENTLEMEN.
ALLOW ME TO PRESEN THE K-3 PROTOTYPE
CYBORG ASSASSIN!
IF YOU'RE SERIOUS ABOU GETTING RID OF THE PRESIDEN OF THIS PATHETICALLY
PROVINCIAL BACKWATER
OF A THIRD-WORLD COUNTRY,
WATCH THIS.
THE CAR IS
ARMOR-PLATED, OF COURSE.
NOW, IMAGINE THA THE PRESIDENT IS INSIDE.
NOW WATCH.
MR. KESSEL,
THE PRESIDENT NEVER GOES ANYWHERE
WITHOUT THREE
OR FOUR CARS FILLED WITH SECRET AGENTS.
THEY'D
ANNIHILATE HIM.
I THINK NOT.
PERHAPS YOU'LL ALLOW ME
TO ILLUSTRATE
WITH A COUPLE OF MY MEN.
I'D LIKE TO USE MY OWN
FOR IMPARTIALITY'S SAKE.
JOHNSON.
JOHNSON.
HE'S A BIG LAD,
ISN'T HE?
HA HA HA!
MY WORD, A BIG LAD.
JOHNSON...
GET DOWN THERE,
AND DO THY BEST.
QUINCY...
KILL HIM.
HOW MUCH MONEY
ARE WE LOOKING AT HERE?
$25 MILLION, U.S.
THAT'S FAR TOO MUCH
FOR OUR ORGANIZATION.
IT'S FAR TOO LITTLE
FOR THE PRICE OF A COUNTRY.
MR. KESSEL.
I'LL LET YOU
MULL IT OVER.
IF YOU'LL
EXCUSE ME.
THE BROTHER--HE GOT AWAY
AT THE CHECKPOINT.
HOW DID HE
ACCOMPLISH THAT?
OUTSMARTED THEM.
HE OUTRAN THEM.
GOT CLEAN AWAY.
SO HE'S GO ALL THE TALENTS
OF HIS OLDER
BROTHER, HAS HE?
INTERESTING.
PERHAPS
WE SHOULD CONSIDER
CONVERTING HIM
AS WELL.
WE COULD SELL THEM
AS A FAMILY UNIT.
PROPERLY ARMED,
WE COULD DESCRIBE THEM
AS A NUCLEAR FAMILY!
WHAT DO YOU THINK,
STEVE?
THE PROBLEM WITH YOU
IS YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY
NO VISION WHATSOEVER.
THAT'S WHY
YOU WORK FOR ME
AND NOT THE OTHER WAY
AROUND, ISN'T IT?
WE'LL HAVE TO ACCEPT,
I'M AFRAID.
MR. KESSEL,
YOU'VE GOT A DEAL.
EXCELLENT.
YOU WON'T REGRET IT.
NOW, HOW ABOU A NICE CUP OF TEA?
YOU SEE, PHILLIP,
THIS IS OUR BANK.
WHITE MONEY.
BANK.
[SHOWER RUNNING]
JACK, I HOPE
THAT'S YOU
AND NO SOME PEEPING TOM!
NO. IT'S JUST ME!
GOOD, BECAUSE
I AM STARVED.
YOU CALL THIS DINNER?
IT'S NOT LIKE
I COULD FIND
A PIZZA HU AROUND HERE.
MM-HMM.
YOU ALWAYS EA A BANANA LIKE THAT?
YOU'RE A LIAR.
YOU ARE A DRUG DEALER.
THIS IS COKE.
I TOLD YOU,
THAT'S NOT COKE. THAT'S HEROIN.
YOU DIDN'T TELL ME
YOU WERE CARRYING IT.
YOU DIDN'T ASK.
ARE YOU
A FUCKING PSYCHO?
OH, IT'S FUNNY
YOU SHOULD SAY THAT.
FUNNY?
WANT TO TELL ME
SOMETHING FUNNY ABOUT THIS?
JUST SIT DOWN.
SIT DOWN, KATE.
I TRIED TO TELL YOU
BEFORE.
THIS IS
THE ONLY LINK I HAVE
TO WHAT MY BROTHER
WAS DOING DOWN HERE.
HE SENT IT TO ME
AS EVIDENCE.
I THOUGHT I MIGH NEED IT, O.K.?
ALL RIGHT.
I'M STARTING
TO BELIEVE YOU.
GOOD.
ONLY A D.E.A. AGEN COULD SMUGGLE HEROIN OUT OF THE COUNTRY.
SMUGGLING IT OU IS EASY.
GETTING IT IN,
THAT'S WHERE
YOU GET TRIPPED UP.
YOU'RE TOO MUCH.
YOU'RE PRETTY BAD
YOURSELF,
PRETTY BAD
WITH A BANANA.
SO I GUESS I SHOULD EXPEC MORE SURPRISES, HUH?
WELL, SURPRISES MAKE
FOR A GOOD STORY, DON'T THEY?
MMM. YOU'RE SAYING
I CAN PRINT THIS?
NO. I'M SAYING THA IT'S A GOOD STORY.
LET'S JUST SEE
HOW IT ENDS, O.K.?
O.K.
YOU SHOULD GO
TO YOUR ROOM.
I DON'T WANT TO GIVE AWAY
THE ENDING TOO SOON.
O.K.
GOOD NIGHT.
GOOD NIGHT.
HOPE YOU DIDN'T, UH,
USE ALL THE COLD WATER.
LOOKS LIKE
A ONE-HORSE TOWN TO ME.
THE HORSE JUST DIED.
OH, BOY!
I'LL GET US
A COUPLE ROOMS.
ONE ROOM UNDER ONE NAME--
MR. AND MRS. DOWNING.
THE POLICE
ARE LOOKING FOR A SINGLE MAN,
NOT A MARRIED
COUPLE.
WHAT'S THAT,
JOURNALIST SCHOOL?
I'LL GO SEE WHA I CAN WEASEL OU OF THE LOCAL
CONSTABLE, O.K.?
HEY, BE CAREFUL, O.K.?
WHY? YOU'RE NOT.
SURE, I AM.
IT JUST DOESN' LOOK THAT WAY.
WELL, WE'VE GO PEOPLE LIVING HERE
WHO STILL BELIEVE
IN VOODOO.
THEY SAY
IT'S POWERFUL MEDICINE
TO EAT THE FLESH
OF A DEAD ENEMY.
I THINK IT'S A LO OF HORSE DROPPINGS,
BUT I'VE GOT NINE
CORPSES IN THE MORGUE WITH THEIR FACES MISSING--
RIPPED OUT,
CLEAN AS A WHISTLE.
DON'T KNOW
WHERE THEY CAME FROM.
I MUST ASK MYSELF,
"IS IT VOODOO, OR IS I JUST SIMPLE MURDER?"
IF YOU FIGURE IT OUT,
LET ME KNOW.
HAVE YOU HEARD THE NAME
PHILLIP RYAN?
PERHAPS.
WHY DO YOU ASK?
HE'S A FRIEND.
SENT ME A POST CARD.
CAN'T FIND HIM
ANYWHERE.
WELL, MAYBE HE LEFT...
SUDDENLY.
ARE YOU THINKING
I SHOULD DO THE SAME?
I HAVE NO PARTICULAR THOUGH ON THAT SUBJECT...
YET.
GOOD DAY.
HI. ROOM
FOR TWO, PLEASE.
TWO SINGLES OR A DOUBLE?
OH, DOUBLE.
HEY, DO YOU KNOW
WHERE I MIGHT COP SOME WHITE?
WHITE WHAT?
YOU KNOW--
H, DRAGON, SMACK--
WHATEVER THEY
CALL IT DOWN HERE. HEROIN.
THERE AIN'T HEROIN
ON THE ISLAND.
YOU KNOW, THAT'S WHA PEOPLE KEEP TELLING ME,
BUT I HEARD DIFFERENT.
YOU KNOW, I THINK
I ALSO HEARD DIFFERENT.
WHERE?
MAYBE AT THE CLUB
BEHIND THE HOTEL--
A PLACE CALLED
THE JIVE JOINT.
BUT WITH THAT KIND OF CASH,
I MIGHT GIVE YOU
SOME ADVICE.
YOU'RE TOO PALE
TO HANG AROUND THAT PLACE TOO LONG.
THANKS. I'LL KEEP
THAT IN MIND.
YOU GOT A FIRST NAME,
MR. DOWNING?
OH, UH, JACK.
WATCH YOUR ASS, JACK.
THIS AIN'T CLEVELAND, MAN
YEAH, I NOTICED
THE LAKE WAS MISSING.
[TELEPHONE RINGING]
MR. KESSEL?
SPEAKING.
THE AMERICAN
IS HERE.
WELL DONE, LAD.
WELL DONE.
OUR GUEST HAS ARRIVED.
OH! UM!
YOU HAVE DISGUSTING
HABITS, YOU KNOW?
[MUSIC PLAYING]
I KNOW IT'S BEEN SO LONG
YOU'VE BEEN WAITING,
WONDERING WHERE I'VE BEEN
YOU NEEDED TO KNOW
WHAT WAS COMING
AMONGST THE BIG, BRIGH CITY LIGHTS
SOME SAY THAT A CANDLE'S OUT,
WELL, OUR DESTINATION'S SEEN
DISTANT LIGH TO TELL THEM THAT WE
HELD ON SO STRONG
WE HELD ON TIGHT FOR THIS DAY,
YOU AND I
TO PARTY
IT'S A STREET PARTY
DON'T YOU KNOW
IT'S A PARTY
IT'S A PARTY
GIVE ME A BEER.
YES, YOU KNOW
IT'S A REGGAE PARTY
A REGGAE, REGGAE PARTY
DON'T YOU FEEL THIS DRUM
BEATS OUT THE RHYTHM
MAKING YOU TREMBLE
YOU YOU YOU
YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU
AMONGST THE BIG, BRIGH CITY LIGHTS
SOME SAY THAT A CANDLE'S OUT,
BUT OUR DESTINATION'S SEEN
DISTANT LIGH TO TELL THEM THA WE HELD ON SO STRONG
WE HELD ON TIGH FOR THIS DAY,
YOU AND I TOGETHER
MIND IF I JOIN YOU?
YEAH. SIT DOWN.
YOU KNOW THA BLACK ACES WILD,
NO DRAW.
COME.
MONEY ON THE TABLE.
I'M LOOKING FOR
AN AMERICAN GUY.
HIS NAME IS
PHILLIP RYAN.
MAYBE HE CAME
THROUGH HERE.
LOOKS SOMETHING
LIKE ME.
COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO,
THERE WAS AN AMERICAN IN TOWN.
MAYBE IT WAS THE SAME MAN,
MAYBE NOT.
TWO PAIR.
ACE HIGH.
SORRY TO RUIN
A GOOD HAND,
BUT MR. KESSEL
WANTS TO MEET YOU.
HE'S GOT SOMETHING
YOU'RE INTERESTED IN.
SEEING HOW I DON'T KNOW
ANYBODY BY THAT NAME,
I CAN'T SEE HOW
I'D BE INTERESTED.
IF MR. KESSEL WANTS
TO TALK WITH YOU,
YOU SHOULD LISTEN.
I'D RATHER PLAY CARDS
WITH YOU GUYS.
YOU'RE PROBABLY
A BETTER CLASS OF PEOPLE.
WHY DON'T YOU GUYS
CHILL OUT?
GO GRAB A BEER.
PULL UP A CHAIR
AND LOSE SOME MONEY.
O.K. SURE.
O.K. WE'LL GO SEE
MR. KESSEL.
A FIGHT!
KICK HIM AGAIN!
TRY ME,
YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
WHAT WILL YOU DO
WITH THAT KNIFE?
[CRACK]
I'M ONLY GOING
TO ASK YOU THIS ONCE.
WHAT'S KESSEL HAVE
I'LL BE INTERESTED IN?
I DON'T KNOW!
IS IT MY BROTHER?
DON'T SAY
I DIDN'T WARN YOU.
AAH!
MAN, THAT HURTS,
DOESN'T IT?
AAH!
YOU SURE YOU DON' KNOW ANYTHING?
YOU TELL THIS GUY KESSEL
I'LL VISIT HIM
WHEN I'M READY FOR IT,
NOT WHEN HE'S READY FOR IT.
YOU GET MY DRIFT?
AAH!
HE ONE GOOD
WHITE BOY FIGHTER.
MAN, YOU OUGHT TO
GET THAT FIXED.
YOU CAN GET A TICKET.
HOW'D IT GO
AT THE POLICE STATION?
JACK, THERE ARE
NINE BODIES IN THE MORGUE
WITH THEIR FACES MISSING.
THE POLICE DON'T KNOW
WHO THEY ARE.
DID YOU SEE THEM?
NO.
HOW MANY MEN
WERE IN PHILLIP'S TEAM?
IT DEPENDS
ON THE MISSION.
EVEN IF WE DO
GET INTO THE MORGUE,
WE'RE NO GOING TO BE ABLE
TO IDENTIFY HIM.
PHILLIP'S
GOT A SCAR...
ON HIS NECK,
RIGHT HERE...
FROM A GUNSHO WOUND.
YOU LOVE YOUR BROTHER
A LOT,
ENOUGH TO RISK
COMING HERE.
I LIKE THA ABOUT YOU.
IT JUST GOES
WITH THE JOB.
I GUESS.
I--I'D ALMOS FORGOTTEN...
BUT YOU'RE PRETTY TOUGH
YOURSELF, YOU KNOW IT?
SOMETIMES TOO TOUGH.
IT GOES WITH
MY JOB, TOO, YOU KNOW?
I'M SORRY ABOUT WHATEVER
ONE OF OUR REPORTERS
DID TO YOU.
IT WASN'T YOUR PROBLEM
TO BEGIN WITH, KATE.
NO.
BUT IT WOULD BE
MY PLEASURE
TO FINISH IT.
WHATEVER IT WAS,
IT'S IN THE PAST.
YOU AND I ARE HERE
IN THE PRESENT TOGETHER,
AND I'VE GOT A FEELING
THAT THINGS ARE GOING
TO GET MUCH WORSE
BEFORE THEY GET BETTER.
I GET THAT FEELING
A LOT.
SO...MAYBE WE SHOULD
DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.
YEAH,
MAYBE WE SHOULD.
IDIOT!
I WANT THIS BROTHER
BEFORE HE DOES ANY MORE DAMAGE!
O.K.
AND FIRE THIS MORON!
YOU'RE FIRED.
I JUST HAD
THAT WALL PAINTED!
HA HA!
I'M SORRY, BOSS.
GIVE HIM
THE VOODOO FACE TREATMEN AND DUMP HIM OUTSIDE
THE SHANTYTOWN.
OOH, I COULD SMACK YOU
SOMETIMES.
HA HA!
HEY, DON'T YOU KNOW
HOW TO BE KNOCKING?
WHAT DO YOU WAN IN THIS PLACE
THIS TIME OF
NIGHT, ANYWAY?
WE UNDERSTAND
THERE ARE NINE BODIES HERE.
WE'D LIKE
TO LOOK AT THEM.
FIRST, GO TO
THE POLICE STATION
AND GET A CLEARANCE
CERTIFICATE.
IS THAT WHA IT LOOKS LIKE?
THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT HIM LOOK LIKE, HUH?
HUH.
DON'T I KNOW YOU
FROM SOMEPLACE?
I GOT A BROTHER
LOOKS KIND OF
LIKE ME.
IT'S JIM MORRISON
IS YOUR BROTHER, MAN.
THAT'S WHO
YOU LOOK LIKE.
NO. HIM DEAD.
SPEAKING
OF THE DEAD...
THIS WAY.
THEM ALL DEAD
FROM VOODOO SHIT, MAN.
YOU BELIEVE
IN THAT STUFF?
YEAH. DON'T BE FUCKIN'
WITH VOODOO.
WELL,
LOOK IF YOU LIKE,
ALTHOUGH I CAN'T SEE
WHY YOU'D WANT TO.
THEM STILL IN THERE
RIGHT NOW.
GIVE ME MY MONEY.
HERE YOU ARE.
GET BACK.
TALK TO HIM.
HEY, MAN,
CAN WE GO NOW?
I DON'T MIND WAITING
OUT IN FRONT, BUT...
GET DOWN!
[GUNSHOTS]
YOU GUYS O.K.?
WHAT WAS THA ALL ABOUT, MAN?
GET HER OUT OF HERE.
WHAT, ARE YOU BLIND?
IT'S A FULLY
AUTOMATIC LAMAMITE-5
WITH A 50-ROUND CLIP.
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE,
PAL.
AM I HAPPY TO SEE YOU.
THERE'S A COUPLE--
UGH!
SHIT.
KATE!
I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING
FOR THAT HEADACHE LATER.
WHO'S THE GUY
IN THE CAR?
I MUST BE DEAD, MAN.
WHO IS HE?
ONLY MR. KESSEL
HIT LIKE THAT.
KESSEL?
WHAT'S HE DO?
WHERE'S HE LIVE?
KESSEL MAYOR.
LIVE IN BIG HOUSE.
SHOW ME.
WE DON'T TRUST NOBODY
WHO BRINGS A ZOMBIE
INTO THE MORGUE
TO FIGHT WITH
LATE AT NIGHT.
LOOK,
YOU WANT ZOMBIE?
THIS WILL TURN YOU
INTO A ZOMBIE!
NOW, LET'S GO!
POLICE!
DROP YOUR WEAPON!
THE GOOD GUYS.
DROP IT!
NOW SPREAD 'EM!
LOOK, YOU GOT SOME
WEIRD STUFF
GOING ON IN THIS TOWN.
AH, COME ON.
OH, MR. RYAN!
YOU'RE
IN TROUBLE.
YOU'RE
UNDER ARREST.
ARREST? WHAT FOR?
ILLEGAL ENTRY,
RESISTING ARREST,
POSSESSION OF
AN UNLICENSED FIREARM,
DISTURBING THE PEACE,
CAR THEFT.
HAVE I FORGOTTEN
ANYTHING?
OH, MR. RYAN.
YOU ARE IN
BIG TROUBLE.
IT'S TERRIBLE!
THE MAIN APPLICATION
COMPUTER'S
COMPLETELY
DESTROYED,
ALONG WITH
THE MOTORIC INTERFACE.
WELL, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
HE'S INDESTRUCTIBLE.
IF THE CIRCUI IS SHORTED
WITH AN ELECTRICAL
CHARGE,
THE SOFTWARE
IS ERASED.
THAT IS HIS
ACHILLES HEEL.
THE MAN WHO
DESTROYED HIM
FOUND IT.
HOW LONG
TO REPAIR HIM?
THE REPROGRAM
WOULD TAKE
AT LEAS THREE DAYS,
AND DAMAGE TO
THE HARDWARE--
THREE WEEKS.
THE BUYERS COME
FOR HIM TOMORROW.
HAVE THEM WAIT.
THEY'VE GOT A DATE SE FOR AN ASSASSINATION!
BESIDES, WE HAVE
POTENTIAL BUYERS
ANXIOUSLY
AWAITING THE OUTCOME.
WE COULD LOSE
MILLIONS OF DOLLARS!
USE THE COP INSTEAD.
FORGET IT.
WE NEED TWO DAYS
TO ERADICATE
HIS EMOTIONAL MEMORY.
THEN HE NEEDS PHYSICAL TESTS
BEFORE WE INSTALL
THE FIGHT PROGRAM.
HE'S A COP!
HE ALREADY KNOWS
HOW TO FIGHT!
STEVEN, I LIKE IT!
DO IT.
ACCELERATE THE PROGRAM.
WE TRIED I ON CHIMPS,
AND WE DESTROYED
THEM ALL!
HE'S NOT A CHIMP!
HE'S A MAN!
OR HE WAS!
LOOK, WE HAVE
NO ALTERNATIVE.
DO IT. WE HAVE TO
TAKE THE RISK.
HOGAN'S IN
THE CONTROL ROOM.
AND THE GIRL?
LOCKED
IN THE HOUSE.
KEEP HER THERE.
SHE'S OUR INSURANCE POLICY,
JUST IN CASE
SOMETHING GOES WRONG.
HERE.
THIS IS YOURS.
I WANT HIM.
WITHOU THAT EVIDENCE,
HE'S GO NOTHING ON YOU.
I TOLD YOU
TO BRING HIM TO ME.
LOOK, MR. KESSEL,
THE LAST THING
YOU WAN IS FBI AGENTS
LOOKING FOR
MISSING AMERICANS.
YOU DON'T NEED
THAT ATTENTION.
DON'T PUSH ME,
HOGAN.
I'LL TAKE CARE
OF HIM.
I GIVE YOU
MY WORD.
SO I'LL FINALLY MEE THIS KESSEL CLOWN, HUH?
YOUR RETURN TICKE TO DENVER.
YOU CONNEC OUT OF MIAMI.
COMPLIMENTS OF KESSEL?
HARDLY.
THAT FELLOW YOU WASTED
WITH THE METAL HEAD
AND EXOTIC MANICURE--
IT MUST HAVE COST HIM
10 MILLION.
I'D SAY HE WANTS YOU
MORE THAN DEPORTED.
OH, SO THIS WAS
YOUR IDEA?
SERVE AND PROTEC ANY WAY I CAN.
NEVER SERVE ME.
[HOGAN]
SHUT UP!
WHAT ABOUT THE GIRL?
I'LL DO
WHAT I CAN.
AND MY BROTHER?
I'M FROM
A BIG FAMILY,
SO I UNDERSTAND,
BUT YOU'VE GO TO TURN YOUR BACK
ON THIS BLOOD
RELATIVE.
THERE WILL BE
MORE BLOOD SHED-- YOURS.
IT WOULD BE YOURS
IF I WASN'T CUFFED.
I SAVED YOUR LIFE!
HE'S A DRUG-DEALING,
MURDERING, WHO-KNOWS-WHAT,
AND YOU'RE LETTING HIM
RUN THIS TOWN?
WITHOUT HIM,
THERE'D BE NO TOWN.
THERE'D BE NO JOBS.
WOULDN'T EVEN
BE A SCHOOL.
YOU'RE A DISGRACE
TO THE UNIFORM.
YOU'RE A LEECH.
YOU'RE NO BETTER
THAN HE IS.
WORSE, BECAUSE YOU
SHOULD BE
AND KNOW IT.
WHAT'S THAT?
PUT THAT DOWN!
PULL OVER.
WHAT THE HELL?
PULL OVER!
PULL OVER.
GIVE ME THE KEYS.
HEY, CAPTAIN.
SHUT UP!
YOU'RE LATE.
YOU'RE LUCKY
I CAME AT ALL.
ON PAYDAY?
A LOT OF MONEY
FOR A CAREER COP.
DON'T FUCK WITH ME,
KESSEL.
DID YOU GET RID
OF RYAN?
I CAN'T HAVE HIM
I.D.ING ME HERE.
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE
SENT HIM HERE.
HE CAME ON HIS OWN.
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE
MADE HIS BROTHER
A FUCKIN'
BRAIN-DEAD ROBOT.
HE'S NOT DEAD,
YOU BRAINLESS,
SYPHILITIC IDIOT!
HE IS LIFE PERFECTED!
I HAVE PERFECTED
THE ART OF LIFE ITSELF!
YOU'VE PERFECTED
THE ART OF BULLSHIT,
KESSEL.
YOU NEED
AN ATTITUDE CHECK...
AND I NEED MY MONEY.
[HELICOPTER APPROACHES]
I TRUST THAT, UM...
WHEN THE PRESIDENCY
IS WITHIN YOUR CONTROL,
WE'LL CONTINUE TO HAVE
A NORMAL, HEALTHY
BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP.
IN WHAT WAY?
WELL, TO BE CONCISE,
I WANT NO INTERFERENCE
IN MY BUSINESS AFFAIRS.
WHAT DO WE
GET IN EXCHANGE?
ACCESS TO
MY LATEST TECHNOLOGY.
O.K.
VERY WISE DECISION.
WE'D LIKE
OUR MERCHANDISE NOW.
OF COURSE. AND YOU'LL
BE DELIGHTED TO KNOW,
YOU'RE GETTING
A MORE ADVANCED MODEL.
SHUT THE CASE!
THAT CASE IS ARMED
WITH HIGH EXPLOSIVES.
IT WILL ONLY OPEN
TO ARTHUR'S HANDPRINT.
GENTLEMEN,
GENTLEMEN, GENTLEMEN.
THE PHASE-III CYBORG
IS SUPERIOR IN EVERY WAY
TO THE MODEL
THAT I DEMONSTRATED.
WE'LL BE THE JUDGE
OF THAT.
YOU KNOW SOMETHING,
BIG CAPTAIN HOGAN?
MAYBE THIS WHITE BOY
IS RIGHT, MAN.
THE PEOPLE OF THIS TOWN
DOING NOTHING ABOU MR. KESSEL AND HIS KILLING.
BEFORE KESSEL CAME,
WE WAS ALL POOR, SURE,
BUT EVERYONE,
INCLUDING YOURSELF,
WAS PROUD TO BE
FROM JACMAEL CAYES!
BUT NOW--HA!
SO WHA ARE YOU SAYING?
I'M SAYING MAYBE
WE SHOULD BE DOING
SOME STANDING UP
BEHIND THE WHITE BOY.
[SNAPS FINGERS]
THE DEMONSTRATION, PLEASE!
DR. STECHMAN.
[STECHMAN]
ONE MOMENT.
BEFORE HIS METAMORPHOSIS
INTO THE CYBORG FORM,
THIS WAS
A HIGHLY TRAINED MEMBER
OF THE DRUG ENFORCEMEN AGENCY.
IN FACT, HE WAS
ONE OF CAPTAIN CALLAN'S
NUMBER-ONE
UNDERCOVER COPS.
AM I RIGHT,
CAPTAIN CALLAN?
YEP. HE WAS.
AND...
IN A WAY...
YOU WERE RESPONSIBLE
FOR HIS DEATH,
WEREN'T YOU?
WHAT ARE YOU
GETTING AT?
WHAT I'M GETTING AT,
CAPTAIN CALLAN, IS THAT...
WOULDN'T IT BE IRONIC
IF HE, IN HIS TURN...
HA HA HA!
WERE TO BE RESPONSIBLE
FOR YOUR DEATH?
YEAH.
VERY IRONIC.
I'VE HAD ABOUT ALL
THE EGOMANIACAL BULLSHI OF YOURS I CAN TAKE.
I GOT A PLANE TO CATCH.
NOW, WHERE IS MY MONEY?
WHAT IS THIS?
JUS A DEMONSTRATION.
BEAR WITH ME.
CAPTAIN CALLAN,
WHY DON'T YOU
SHAKE HANDS
WITH YOUR FORMER
TOP COP
AND LATE BES FRIEND?
HE'S A PERFEC EMPLOYEE.
HE ONLY DOES WHA HE'S TOLD TO DO,
WHEN HE'S
TOLD TO DO IT.
HE'S GOT NO BRAIN.
WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?
I EXPECT YOU
TO BEHAVE LIKE HIM,
EVEN WITH YOUR
MINUSCULE BRAIN!
NOW, PHILLIP...
SHAKE CAPTAIN CALLAN'S
HAND.
PHILLIP,
CRUSH CAPTAIN CALLAN'S
HAND.
YOU SEE,
IT ISN'T A QUESTION OF MEGALOMANIA.
IT'S A QUESTION
OF SCIENCE.
SCIENCE IS CYBERNETICS,
AND I AM ITS PROPHET!
AND WITH ALL DUE MODESTY,
MY DEAR CAPTAIN CALLAN,
I MAY SAY THAT I AM
THE GREATEST SCIENTIST ON EARTH!
O.K., YOU'VE
MADE YOUR POINT.
NO, I HAVEN'T QUITE FINISHED
MAKING MY POINT YET.
PHILLIP...
KILL HIM.
NO, PHIL...
DON'T DO I FOR THIS BASTARD.
I WAS YOUR BEST--
THERE YOU ARE, GENTLEMEN.
YOU SEE?
HE WORKS JUST PERFECTLY.
OH, ISN'T HE BEAUTIFUL?
NOW, HOW ABOU A NICE CUP OF TEA, HMM?
[EXPLOSION]
WHAT WAS THAT?
NO NEED TO BE
ALARMED, GENTLEMEN.
IT'S JUST MY MEN ENGAGED
IN A TRAINING EXERCISE.
UH...
I'LL QUIET THEM DOWN.
STAY HERE A MOMENT.
COME ON!
WHERE IS
THE WATER?
PUT OUT THE FIRE!
WHAT'S THAT?
OVER HERE!
HURRY!
GET THE GIRL.
YES, SIR.
[MACHINE GUN FIRE]
AAH...
GET THE CASE.
PAIN'S PRETTY
INTENSE, HUH?
SHOW ME WHERE
THE GIRL IS
OR FEEL
NO PAIN AT ALL.
LET'S GO! LET'S GO!
GET MOVING!
WAIT! WAIT!
WAIT FOR US!
[SIRENS]
EVERYONE, OUT OF
THAT HELICOPTER NOW!
YOU'VE COST ME
A GREAT DEAL OF MONEY.
NOW, PUT THAT GUN DOWN,
OR I'LL BLOW HER HEAD OFF.
PUT IT DOWN!
WELL, YOU MUS BE KESSEL.
VERY PERCEPTIVE
OF YOU.
IT'S SAD THA I HAVE TO KILL YOU.
I WANTED TO MAKE YOU
A MEMBER OF
MY LITTLE FAMILY.
SPEAKING
OF FAMILY...
EXCUSE MY MANNERS,
OR THE LACK OF THEM.
YOU HAVEN'T MET YOUR NEW,
IMPROVED BROTHER YET,
HAVE YOU?
PHILLIP!
PHILLIP...
PHILLIP,
IT'S ME--JACK.
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
TO HIM?
THE SAME THING
THAT I'M GOING TO DO
TO YOUR BLOND FRIEND.
BUT FIRST,
A REAL FAMILY REUNION.
PHILLIP!
KILL YOUR BROTHER.
BROTHER?
YOU SEE? HE DOESN' EVEN RECOGNIZE YOU.
[KATE]
JACK, DON'T LET HIM TOUCH YOU!
DON'T STAND THERE,
PHILLIP.
LET'S TAKE
THIS DICKHEAD OUT.
PHILLIP,
I COMMAND YOU--
KILL YOUR BROTHER.
COME ON, PHIL.
IT'S ME.
COME ON. REMEMBER.
THE PSYCHO CREW,
FOR TAKING OU THE BAD GUYS.
REMEMBER--
THE PSYCHO CREW!
PSYCHO CREW.
WE'RE FAMILY.
YOU'RE
THE RESPONSIBLE ONE.
YOU...
PHILLIP!
QUINCY!
KILL THE BROTHER!
[JACK]
WAY TO GO, PHIL!
BACK IN ACTION.
PHILLIP!
GET OUT OF HERE.
PHILLIP.
JACK...
TAKE CARE...
FRANKIE.
GOOD-BYE...
BROTHER.
YOU'LL BE ALL RIGHT.
PHILLIP!
SHIT!
OH!
AAH!
AAH!
AH!
LET HER GO.
OVER MY DEAD BODY.
SHIT! WATCH OUT!
FOR A GREAT MIND,
YOU SURE ARE A BIG SUCKER.
KILL THE BROTHER.
KILL THE BROTHER.
YOU TWO ALL RIGHT?
YEAH.
GLAD YOU DECIDED
TO BE A REAL COP.
BUT DON' PUSH YOUR LUCK.
YOU'VE BROKEN
ABOUT A HUNDRED LAWS.
ABOUT A HUNDRED
LESS THAN USUAL.
HA HA! WELL,
WE'RE ABOUT EVEN.
KILL BROTHER.
YOU WANT ME?
COME ON!
SOME STORY, HUH?
IT'S A REGGAE PARTY
PARTY
PARTY
I KNOW IT'S BEEN SO LONG
YOU'VE BEEN WAITING,
WONDERING WHERE I'VE BEEN
YOU NEEDED TO KNOW
WHAT WAS COMING
AMONGST THE BIG, BRIGH CITY LIGHTS
SOME SAY THAT A CANDLE'S OUT,
WELL, OUR DESTINATION'S SEEN
DISTANT LIGH TO TELL THEM
THAT WE HELD ON SO STRONG
WE HELD ON TIGH FOR THIS DAY, YOU AND I
TO PARTY
IT'S A STREET PARTY
PARTY
PARTY
DON'T YOU KNOW
IT'S A PARTY
IT'S A PARTY
YES, YOU KNOW
IT'S A REGGAE PARTY
A REGGAE, REGGAE PARTY
DON'T YOU FEEL THIS DRUM
BEATS OUT THE RHYTHM
MAKING YOU TREMBLE?
YOU, YOU, YOU,
YOU, YOU, YOU, YOU, YOU
AMONGST THE BIG, BRIGH CITY LIGHTS
SOME SAY THAT A CANDLE'S OUT,
WELL, OUR DESTINATION'S SEEN
DISTANT LIGH TO TELL THEM
THAT WE HELD ON SO STRONG
WE HELD ON TIGH FOR THIS DAY, YOU AND I
TOGETHER
EHH
IT'S A PARTY
A REGGAE, REGGAE PARTY