Da Thadiya (2012) Movie Script
This is not the beginning of this story
Neither am l sitting here
to enjoy the sea breeze
This is actually the climax
A FEW MONTHS BACK
l am Sunny Jos Prakash
A youngster sticking out as
an RJ and VJ in this city of Kochi
My love you are my sugar
My love you are my sugar
l met you first in a tea shop
Having fried banana fritters
My love
My love you are my sweet darling
My love you are my sweet darling
l also saw you in a Bakery
Having a milk sweet so tasty
This number of yours
is simply wonderful
Hey!
Keep this!
Have this, its Kozhikode sweet
Accept it my dear pearl
Next time you come,
l will give you chicken Biriyani
Gligesh?
Start the vehicle
See you again
Basheer, when he's playing that veena
nothing else remains within sight
Everything else melts into oblivion
Only his face and that veena is clear
This instrument is not the 'veena'
lt's a guitar
What does it matter?
lt's the beauty of him playing it
Sir, l am Glikesh
l like your 'sugar' song very much
My wife and kids too love it
Honestly!
- Buddy, can you stop a minute
- Sure
Yes da!
- Da fatty!
- Tell me da?
l am in a mess!
That Haji is in love with me
- Are you playing games, useless?
- What else?
Look l'm serious dude
Okay, l'll call you back
- Shall we go?
- Oh, sure!
Don't laugh bro-in-law
lt's a Muslim
not Anushka who's after me
Tell us the truth,
did he do anything?
Do you know who he is?
He is a Don!
lf l don't go every time he calls me
He'll just kill me nicely
Do you know what he calls me?
Pearl!
That's because you go around
wearing a low waist
Dude! Don't try to undress
when getting a haircut!!!
There's only one person
who can help you
Who is that?
The Haji himself
We'll go talk to him
Shall we go?
Where did you say was his place?
Kundannur
l stood scared
at that prawn factory...
...waiting for Fatty to
return after handling Haji
But there was
a twist in the story
Did you think all Muslims of Kozhikode
indulged in 'other' activities?
No...no!
Are you what they call
new generation?
Not me!
Your thoughts are all
in the wrong direction
- Just a doubt
- A big kick...
My dear clever Sunny boy
l liked your music
not your 'instrument'
After Thajudin of Badakara
and Kollam Shafi...
...lt's you, Sunny Jos Prakash
Let them go brother
After all our kids
That, l will do,
but l don't intend letting you go
Because l liked your Ney-chor (ghee rice)
l just loved it
lt's nature...nature
Whatever you say
l don't use it these days
Okay now get going
Like a big bundle
of cotton, so comfy!
- Thanks bro-in-law
- What?
- Thanks dude
- What?
My love...you are my sweet candy
l have to be honest buddy
Everyone must have
at least one friend like him
This is actually his story
This fatty's
This is not the 1st time he's rescuing me
lt all started ages ago
God named man Adam
and woman Eve
He created a garden
in Eden for Adam and Eve
The lovely flowers...
This is me, quite stressed out
in this flash back
A time when the most important incident
of my life was about to happen
Ninu Thomas, roll #16,
Looked like actress Amala,
smelt of lilies
A budding guitarist
Compared to my
Paradise
- What was it?
- Paradise
And above all the only girl who
comes for morning mass after a shower
Sunny Joseph Prakash had fallen in love
for the 1st time in history
Ninu Thomas?
l love you
l'll show you!
l will tell this to daddy
Now l was in a real mess
Because, her 'daddy' was my teacher
Thomas sir
And that devil grew a nail in his finger
just to pinch the students
l was trapped
l was forced to call my cousin
Lucas John Prakash
Look, Lucas John
l must tell daddy about this
When friends stray from right path
others like a good shepherd...
...must bring them back, right?
l will tell this to my daddy
Dingan? ls it the sticker kind?
Okay, never repeat this
Using 4 dingan sticker labels
fatty bribed and rescued me
Even though he was
my uncle's son and 2 years older
l have never
addressed him older brother
But that day l did!
You! You are the perfect
older brother!
Hey stop pawing me, stop don't run
Sunny wait da!
We belonged to a political family
Our grandfather Prakash Palakkal
was the 1st Mayor of Kochi
He began a political party Prakash Congress
with the petromax lamp as symbol
After grandpa's death, his sons
took over the helm of affairs
Let brightness spread
Fatty's dad John Prakash
and my dad Jos Prakash
The members of Prakash congress
had some special traits
A mustache that looked like
a thatched roof over the lip
Starched and ironed
khadi clothes
A black diary in the pocket
and a small pen
Upper Primary School hair style
And their most enticing weapon
A perfume
which smelt of currency notes
Although they walk
elegantly in slow motion
Both never succeeded
in becoming mayor of Kochi
They married sisters from Kottayam
Rosymol and Marymol
ROSY/MARY
MOL
Quite naturally
Fatty and l were born
Lucas's growing obesity was
a topic of discussion at home and town
- He got his pet name in school
- Hey Fatty!
Get lost you...!
Come
Do you know
what the latest trend is?
- What is it brother?
- Comedy
Slip out of tricky situations
being comic
Did you note the item
our chief minister uses?
That's also true
Lucas's obesity was a matter
of shame for our dads
Lucas, go wear a shirt
Others found good use for it
Please allow fatty
to become Santa Claus...
...at our residents association
Christmas celebrations
This is a religious activity
And its an art too, right?
Like Kamal Hassan...
After that every year
Lucas became Santa Claus
Watching Lucas grow bigger
his uncle came to a decision
Jos, he is getting to be
too big for this place
lf nothing is done,
we'll turn paupers feeding him
That's also true
This is for all of you to follow
Hereafter he shall be given
only 2 meals a day
And that too only half his usual quantity
lf my little Lucas comes
and asks me food
l will simply give it,
you can get lost!
Go ahead Lucas, have your fill
That's also true
There were no more discussions
about his eating habits after that
Because at Prakash Bhavan
grandma's word was final
As soon as her
daughters-in-law arrived...
...grandma slept during day
and took up night job
Embroiders and cooks
fantastic dishes for fatty
So we named her the knight rider
The name gives you a shiver right!?
She was a diehard
fan of actor Rajinikanth
lf ever l see you here again
l will bury you right where l saw you
She may look a bit rough and tough
but inside she was a darling
Knight rider understood
Lucas like no one else
So he shared with grandma
almost all his sorrows and joys
Thus Fatty grew big and fat
in the shade knight rider provided
ln school he had a girlfriend
Only one
Ann Mary Thadikkaran,
a fat little girl
Knight rider who never
feared snakes and dogs was instilled...
...with fear of death and forced to
take an LlC policy by Joshua and Rani
The LlC agent Thadikkaran couple
whose only daughter was Ann
Pay only 600 for 3 months
You will get a life time of peace
And not to mention
its advantages after death
Here
l saw him sharing his food
for the first time that day
l knew immediately
he was in love
One day he rolled her
into the world of shot putt
Only he could push her on the swing
Lucas you won't tell anyone,
will you?
No l promise
- Upon God?
- God promise
He saved the honor of boys
By not telling anyone
Sunny, Ann Mary wears
a panty with mickey mouse prints
Did you see?
- When?
- When she was on the swing
You rogue fatty
But Ann Lucas love story
did not last long
Rani's dad won
a Bumper prize lottery of 50 lakhs
Without any delay they went
and settled there
Ann Mary also
Fatty was shattered
and broken up into bits
The first depression in his life
That day the background score was given...
...by none other than the one
and only A R Rahman
Just one look and l lost myself
How could l stay away from you?
When one eye lights up with love
Won't the other one will brighten up too?
Like a river flows through the rocks
l came to see my beloved's face
Luka's depression ended
in 1998 during the Sharjah cup
Sachin's century
The famous sandstorm innings
With that fatty turned full on
As we grew everyone both at home
and among friends forgot his original name
His name was no longer Lucas
ls fatty at home?
- No dear, fatty has gone out
- Okay
And thus we grew
He grew a little more
And a little more
Let the brightness spread
Do you know what the latest trend is?
- What is it brother?
- lts music
We did not gain in last elections
Because we lacked inspiring songs
But in coming elections
Music will be our weapon of attraction
That's true
Others have songs of revolution
we don't have even a bit of light music
Correct
There's no point in religious songs
The youth are not interested, they have
to run and come to join the party
One minute
Let brightness spread
Gone?
That plot at Vallarpadam is also lost
Goodness, that also?
We were talking about music
The youth have to be injected with music
Their brains have to explode with brightness
Let brightness spread!
What's your program?
Nothing! Just chill after food,
and go out for a while
Not that, your future plan
Oh that!
Radio and Video jockeying
What about you, Lucas
l am thinking of doing a new course
Go ahead think, keep thinking
You don't go beyond this...isn't it?
- Don't you have your band?
- Yes we do
We want a song for our party
Let it be your style
We can, but we need cash, it's expensive
We'll arrange for it
Not possible, we need cash
That's what it meant
We'll give you cash
So we made a song
Hearing which, people
would jump to join the Party
Let brightness spread
You have to become
another Maveli, the king
Prosperity to the land
you have to bring
Compete in the fray
blow the victory trumpet
Swallow your enemies
keep them at bay
Meanwhile Prakash brothers
under took a hunger strike...
...demanding to install
a statue of grand pa
lf you don't respect your own dad
what reforms can you bring here
This protest is a demand,
going on for a year and mustn't be ignored
Don't think Prakash congress
will be satisfied...
...unless a bronze statue is installed!
Let brightness spread
But current leader of BDF, Kodhad Dasan
had contempt for our entire family
KODHAD DASAN
Come reign as king of this empire
before thick skinned and shameless ruin it
This land begs you to be
their sovereign head
Be quick and take over
before corrupt ones do
Stop it da!
What's this?
You call this song youthful?
Where is the 'kick' in this song?
Jos play ours, let them listen to that song
The friend came searching
with a dream in his eyes
Fire in the mind!
Fire in the mind!
See?! This will reach them
You splurged Rs 25000,
this cost us only 500
We didn't live in that house
a minute after partition
lt's the Koch metro
Must take a trip in the 1st train
Ann got a job here too
Here come the idiots
ls that Lucas?
Just a blown up version now
Thadikkaran uncle
and Thadikkaran aunt
Yes, Ann Mary Thadikkaran returns
She has become too thin
No mother, she's reduced her weight
Lucas, why so quiet?
This Lucas once ate up
a whole lot of mangoes from our fridge
- What were they?
- Yes, Banganpalli variety
He ate that and shat all over his trousers
l feel like laughing thinking of it
No aunty, this will ruin my diet plan
Just a little bit won't hurt
l used to say the same
But her will power is amazing
Good my dear
Will power shows character
Thank you uncle
When will Lucas become advocate Lucas?
He has discontinued LLB half way
We see Sunny often on TV
PJ, famous PJ
lts VJ aunty, video jockey
Oh, dedication!
Will you sing us that song?
- What rate are you paid per episode?
- lt depends uncle
l asked how much cash you'll get
He's hesitating to tell
when it comes to money
What about your
corporation election this time?
- Will you fall flat this time also?
- Please pass me the water
We will surely spread
brightness this time
lts okay
- We have done enough spade work
- Good if you will win
Thank you enough
Lucas, our secret is safe isn't it?
Mickey mouse
Yes
My love you are my sugar
My love you are my sugar
Who is it?
As usual next day he was startled
into waking up with his own snores
My dear buddy, this is no ordinary gift
lt conveys a message
What message?
She's just given it
out of affection, that's all
Da fatty, you have to
slim down like she did
That is the situation
And it's a little dangerous
Sunny don't complicate matters
Lucas, isn't she your childhood friend?
She likes you and knows you like 'Superman'
So she gave you this gift
Fatty, why don't you call Ann Mary here,
we'll ask her?
Lucas was the only one who
could push my swing those days
He's my Superman
l understood he was beginning to dream
A life of dreams
is never ending
My dearest Fatty!
Far over horizons of aspirations
You appear,
a necklace glittering in sunlight
The sight of you and tender reeds
Begin to hum a melody all on their own
As you walk across graceful and shy
A hundred flowers bloom within me
Oh Lord, this angel
is my blessed offering to you
Never before on this earth
Will you find a smile better than yours
Like petals swathed in misty swirls
Caressing the night in tender strokes
With soft beautiful white feathers
You caress me with love and adoration
Oh Lord, this angel
is my blessed offering to you
Never before on this earth
Will you find a smile better than yours
Far over horizons of aspirations
You appear,
a necklace glittering in sunlight
As the soft sunlight of morning shines
over rivers flowing along in soft ripples
Like a soft tender kiss filled with love
caressingly over my soul you flowed
Oh Lord, this angel
is my blessed offering to you
Never before on this earth
Will you find a smile better than yours
Far over horizons of aspirations
You appear,
a necklace glittering in sunlight
The sight of you and tender reeds
Begin to hum a melody all on their own
As you walk across gracefully and shy
A hundred flowers bloom within me
Oh Lord, this angel is
my blessed offering to you
Never before on this earth
Will you find a smile better than yours
Oh my goodness
l just calculated the calorie
count of the food you ate
Almost double
You don't need this much
- So what?
- What 'so what'?
You are eating double of
what you need
And that too this kind, no need
to say about the cholesterol
This is lovingly fried
in pure coconut oil and ghee
No question of cholesterol
Each person must eat
what they require
This is more than necessary
Luke how much do you weigh now?.
Around 120 kilos
Oh God! 120 kilos!
lt is not as per your height,
you are definitely eating more
My dear if you calculate such things
lt's meaningless, nobody is perfect
That's not correct grand ma
This flab is not healthy
but more indicative of lack of health
Kareena Kapoor
She's so hot
An inspiration
She's good
Do you know, she became size zero
and her life changed completely
And so did mine
Didn't l say my life changed?
l have more friends on face book, twitter
People had a kind of sympathy
A fake sympathy
Which l used to hate the most
Now its not that
l was born again
Do you know something?
lf you reduce, it's a light feeling
As if we were floating
Don't you want to feel it
relieving all this burden?
Do you know something?
Fat people are not sexy
Yeah
Hey fatty!
lts okay, once l too was like you
Now also we could be,
you just make up your mind
Come
- Finally!
- Thank you Lucas
What do girls generally think
about fat boys?
What do you mean?
What do you think of me?
You are cute like a teddy bear
Am l sexy?
No, l am not
You carry on
Thanks Lucas
What's this?
This is Vaidyar clinic's
quick slim program
My flab is a problem
l do go to the gym and swimming
Just control of food intake
won't help you reduce
Why suffer like this?
All unnecessary
They have a rare concoction
called Karshamrithavatakam
Just stay there for 25 days and take it
Some diet plans will also be there
That's all, 100% natural
Do l really need it?
Listen there are plenty who have tried this
Trust me on that
You'll come back a new person
lts expensive but worth it
But Ann...
That day he took a very vital decision
He decided to join the Vaidyar clinic
and get rid of his flab
That's when Rahul Vaidyar came into his life
Like this
WlLL CONTlNUE...llNTERVAL
Come
Welcome sir ji
Welcome madam ji
- Welcome to Vaidyar's clinic
- Thank you
- Welcome
- Thank you
Myself, Shantanu Balamurali
floor manager
Welcoming you once again
to Karshamrithavatakam quick slim program
Please come sir
Don't worry sirji
That's only a formality
l will tell you the important rules
Next 600 hours, that is for 25 days
you can't go out of clinic premises
lf you stop the course
your money will not be returned
We charge only for treatment
Food is absolutely free
Congrats sir ji
That's a life changing signature
l will bring you the quick slim kit
Shall l leave?
l know you can do it
Remember when you
used to share your lunch?
Do the same kind of sacrifice
l'll wait for you come back soon
See you
You look very calm sir
Perfect fit
- ls it?
- Definitely
Rahul ji is addressing
the new batch in the yoga hall
After that you will have
a yoga session too
- ls he Sonia ji's...?
- No Lucas ji
Don't you know Rahul ji?
Brahma Shri Padmanabha Vaidyar
His youngest son
People believe he is
the incarnation of sage Agastya
Now he's at Hrishikesh in meditation
- This is...?
- He...?
Yes Lucas ji
Adiyaman Swami ji,
He's a big fan of our treatment
- So Rahul ji is married eh?
- No these are children of the orphanage
Here's a mace
Please don't touch it!
From South Africa
For whitening the skin of Olongo princess
The royal family's gift
The Olango mace
Come Lucas ji
Greetings
My grandfather
Brahmarishi Padmanabha Vaidyar...
...after a lifetime of medical penance
formulated the Karshamrithavatakam
A divine medicinal concoction
To make people fat free
without baldness, fair tall handsome...
...is the divine vision of this great soul
l am only a humble servant
to make it come true
Come let us be born
again through Ayurveda
Please be seated
Your dinner is ready
Have Karshamrithavatakam
along with your dinner
Eat the 2 grapes on your plate
one by one chew it and...
...for 4 minutes
and savour it as you eat
That is your dinner for today
- Sachin
- Lucas
Time to sleep
Lights will be switched off now
What the heck?!
- They switched off the lights
- Oh l see
- Where are you from?
- Kochi
l am from Thodupuzha
- What was that noise?
- l sat down
Who sent you here?
- l...
- Understood! A girl, right?
Me too, my wife sent me here
- What was that?
- l tried to sit
Rahulji finally we have landed on a tagline
Simple but effective
'The fat will be wiped off'
Karshamrithavatakam, how's it?
We must be able to hurt
the self esteem of fat fellows
Only then they will join the course
Fattys to be obliterated
How is that?
Awesome
Our printed campaign is ready
Please have a look, Reethu?
ls your husband obese?
Not bad
We must emphasize fat men
have poor sex life
Good work
We have 2 more slides
Fat makes you lonely
Next
Your fat daughter puts you to shame
We have to make fellows
around fat people also insecure
Rahulji, what about our TV commercial?
Oh yes, yes
Raviji, we must not have a cosmetic look
like they do in usual TV ads
lt must look more
like a public awareness program
People should believe them
like they trust their mothers words
Raviji
A Parle-G
- Thank you ji
- Welcome ji
l got a call from home
Good steamed pancake with egg roast
Aren't we are here to reduce?
Control! Don't waver
My backbone is sticking
together with hunger!!!
Please shift your settings to 84
l don't like it here one little bit!
Hey! What a sight
l'll die laughing
- What's new?.
- Oh serious, eh?
Bro, this is not for you
Come out of this jokers dress
Get your bag, come, let's go home
We'll celebrate Christmas
No, l'm not coming
Are you going to spend Christmas here?
Everyone is waiting for you
Who will be the Christmas Santa?
l took it up this month to avoid
all the food and snacks of Christmas
Let this be a Christmas without Santa
Time for your yoga
Time for my yoga
What will l tell knight rider?
What will l tell Ann Mary?
Get up from your
'Shavasana' position
Lucas ji?
Lucas?
Silence
Yesterday 2 grapes
Today a gooseberry
lf l had to starve and reduce
l can as well have done it at home
l want to know how many
will complete this course!
lf everyone discontinues who benefits?
What about will power?
lf one doesn't eat we'll wither away
Can you sleep on empty stomach?
Look good steamed rice dish
A good side dish with cowpeas
Powder the fried papad like this...!!!
Can you just imagine!
Yesterday 2 people have,
against rules gone out to eat food
lt has come to the notice of the management
We have identified them also
Get up and apologize by yourselves
There were a couple like this also, eh?
This course is a combined effort
A drop of curd will curdle a pot of milk
The desire to jump the walls
was not hunger but craving
lt's a mental weakness
Are you saying we are mad?
Vaidyars clinic is not your enemy...
...but saviours to rescue you
from the tag of obesity
lf you can abide
by rules, stay
Or you can continue
as a burden to the earth
Sachin are you leaving?
They take money from us
and to top it torture us, eh?
- From where did that laptop come?
- Belongs to that receptionist
Lifted it eh?
Anyway l have lost my money
Why don't you take that mace
which you liked?
l called and told my wife
that l couldn't bear this anymore
She said to just come away
Get a girl who likes you as you are
- lt is time for your herbal brew
- Be quiet you useless woman!!!
Lucas, why are you suffering like this?
What about Rahul Vaidyar?
He can go climb the wall!!!
Hello?
Hello, who is it?
Lucas?
l have arrived bro!
- ls it okay?
- Superb!
Merry Christmas
Ann!
Lucas?
- What are you doing here?
- l came away Ann
What about your course?
l couldn't starve any more
l just couldn't bear it there
Merry Christmas Ann
Have you decided to remain fat?
Their methods are very unhealthy
Lucas, are you talking about health?
Have you seen yourself in the mirror?
Didn't you say
l was superman, super hero...?
What do physical appearances matter?
We love each other isn't it?
That's what is important isn't it?
Excuse me! What?!
We love each other?
Just because we go out together
doesn't mean we love each other
That's cheap middle class mentality
Ann!
Any problem?
Lucas, please leave now
We'll talk later
Lucas, why are you here?
Why is this guy here?
Lucas discontinued the course
Ann, why is he here?
Come l'll explain
Rahul
You go inside
l'll manage this
l came here to have Christmas dinner
Ann Mary Thadikkaran is
Vaidyar's clinic marketing head
My employee
She's not in love with you
You are just the 2nd or 3rd person
she persuaded this month to join
Ann!
That's my Tibetan punch
Don't show the same craving
you have for food, towards Ann
Ann Mary is my girl
Stay away from her
Hey fatty, do you know who you are?
Just a machine that makes shit
When you get your breath back
Just get up and go
That night he decided
He'll never be Christmas Santa again
Lucas thought the whole world
had turned against him
ls your main activity
to act in movies or to reduce weight?
The 7 sighs of a spring season
that was lost
Hello, is this Lucas John Prakash?
Calling from the public library
lt's time you returned the book
titled 'Childhood sweetheart'
The last day is due and after that
you will have to pay a penalty fee okay?
l tried to bring him back
to normalcy, my own way
Why are you sitting like this?
Mooning over just because
a girl ditched you?
lsn't this your first love?
You have to learn from this
You can't go around behaving
like a girl who has lost her virginity
Frankly, l knew it the 1st time l saw her
But l allowed you to go your way
without meddling
Bro-in-law, let her go
ln this ocean
there are many other fish...ah!!!
l have told you 100 times
not to paw me
You are mad!
Sure l am, that's why l went after
a girl who was only canvassing her business
l was only a number
to reach her monthly target
She made a fool of me!
A loser! l am a big loser!
Lucas?
When your grandpa died
He did not fit into the usual coffin
A big box had to be specially made
People of Kochi often said that
within that huge body was a large heart
You have the same large heartedness
You are not
a good for nothing idiot!
The Lord made you large
so that you could achieve great deeds
Pray to grandpa
Tickets?
Brother tickets
l have already bought one for you
Grandpa!
Both of us don't fit in here, right
Being fat is a disadvantage grand pa
lt is not my dear boy
People identify me with being fat
l formed my own party,
became a mayor
lf being fat was the issue
will any of this happen?
Take your super heroes for example
- Superman...and who was that like a spider?
- Spiderman
Yes, whoever they were
they had one thing in common
To be happy when others were happy
You have that nature
So who are you...?
A super hero
Sometimes a lifetime is not enough
to complete your mission in this world
That is why generations are created
lt's time now Lucas
l am born again as you
Grandpa, you've sprouted wings!!!
That day, knight rider made
a small announcement at dinner
This time Lucas will contest
the elections for post of mayor
What about brother Johnny?
He does not know the ABCD of politics
Not having won that post till today...
...hereafter you must ask my permission
to utter the word politics!
That's also true
This is our party perfume,
smells of currency
You spray, this you'll get
special treatment
We don't need this anymore dad
lf you want, we can do without it
We hear John's son
is candidate for Prakash party
John's son?
That fat boy
ls my stomach showing?
Let the new generation come up
Comrade?
Chin up
Chin up a little more
Enough! Come here
Beg borrow or steal,
By evening 200 flags should go up
Hey bottom! Come here
Comrade
What did you call me?
Comrade eh?
Call me sir...sir...
We have some new candidates for election
We have some new candidates for election
l have made a list, l'll read it out
Rajesh K R, Glikesh Mohammed
Christy Daniel, Raghavan master
Bineesh D K, Rakhi A, Clinton P J
Let brightness spread
Give it to him
Ask 5 intelligent fellows to speak okay?
Hey John! When they said
your son was fat
l didn't expect this...
he's a big white pig!
Hey fatty! Listen to this uncle's advice
Buy a burger, go home, sit
and play video games
You don't know anything about politics
You are just a baby...!!!
- Hey Das!
- No, don't
What?
What is it?
What the heck!!!
Like being trapped within clouds!!
Are these 'Megharoopan'(a cloud figure)
Das was bowled over
by 'Megharoopan hugs'!
Fatty rose to fame
through Das, his enemy
You have to become
another Maveli( Mythological King)
Prosperity you have to bring to this land
He first created a sense
of curiosity among people
Wherever he went
people crowded around him
This land begs you to be
their sovereign head
But be quick and take over
before corrupt ones do
l ask you...who was this
Prakash in this land?
He was the one who sold petromax lamps
to the frog hunters and thereby...
...he was the who was responsible
ln promoting the population of mosquitoes
But fatty did not deride anyone
Neither did he show any vengefulness
He had his own way of speaking
On my way to school, l've seen mothers
waiting with pots to get drinking water
l too lost a good friend to dengue fever
l don't know politics
But l do know Kochi
There were also people to support him...
...because he was
grandpa Prakash's grandson
- He is our Prakash's grandson
- No wonder! That's why so familiar
Did you see his shoulder width?
lmpossible to shut the eyes tight
be quiet and pretend everything was right!
Will he hug me now?.
Get lost you fatty!
Jos, no! Let's go
Let brightness spread!
Long live Prakash
Peoples decision 2012
Let brightness spread
- Only that fatty will win
- Das will win
He comes here to fish
That fatty only will win
Don't mess around with fatty ok?
That fatty is as good as gold
Only Das will win
Das will lose shamefully
We'll make fatty win
l don't care who wins
Only fatty will win
Fatty gets my boat...l mean vote
l don't belong here at all
Sachin Tendulkar hit his 100th century
At the same time raising fatty's hopes
Don't l know you well brother Das?
Forget that, you have to allot
a little more for the election fund
That fatty is showing signs of winning
Hey! Nothing like that
Does BDF have the old power
- Jump l say!
- Long live BDF!
Hey! Who was that?
- A member
- Who?
BDF's member
You scared the hell out of me
l give it to you!
- Cheque or cash?
- What?
You want cheque or cash?
This is very good my boy
lf new blood like you don't come...
...these sons of guns
will rule to ruin this land
We are all with you always
Come on give me
a 'megharoopan' hug, my boy
Fat became a trend
Fattys became in demand more and more
l love you
Come reign, as a king of your empire
Before thick skinned
and shameless ruin your kingdom
The candidate for BDF Das
With beedi stump as symbol
Please bring him to victory
This is a humble request and entreaty
The crucial election-day dawned
Mom did you see my voter lD anywhere?
You have to become another Maveli( King)
Prosperity you have to bring to this land
Compete in the fray,
blow the trumpet of victory
Swallow up your adversaries,
keep them at bay
The competition was tight
and polling rate high
Hey fatty!
What happened?
You hug the whole town but not me
That's because you paw me
in all the wrong places
What everyone says is true buddy
There is something in his hug
ln that affectionate hug l felt the safest
place on earth was against his chest
We won bro-in-law!!!
Be successful always my boy
Lucas, as soon as you get into power...
...you must first install grandpa's statue
at the Kathrikadavu junction
We have to show all these people!
Do we have to place grandpa
where crows shit on it everyday?
Grandpa is in the heart of Kochi people
lsn't that enough?
We need a traffic signal at Kathreikadavu
Shouldn't we do that first?
That's also true!
Let brightness spread!
Jos Prakash, do you know
what the current trend is?
- What is it brother?
- lt is fat
That's also true
Mayor buddy, l have some needs
What are they, dude?
The road to Peeku's house has to be tarred
The night life in Kochi
You know has to be...you know...?
And police attitude
to guys with low waist...
Sir, someone has come to meet you
Lucas, you know she is my only daughter
l don't know what happened between you
But now she is in very bad shape
She wants to meet you
l failed to see the goodness of your heart
l am here today as the old Ann Mary
l have no one else to turn to
l saw that what l feared was happening
He was melting at her story
After gestures of asking
forgiveness etc; she said this...
...l want to talk to you about Rahul
Rahul Shantanu and l did our MBA
together at Coimbatore
We were friends, he was
very brilliant, a class topper
Like the rest of the students
in our class, l too was his fan
ln the final semester
he told us an idea, a business plan
This is a report of a survey
l conducted in our class
And facts are interesting
People spend 3 times on cosmetics
than our basic need food
Shampoos, creams,
perfumes...and the list goes on
Take Ann's case
Her food expenses is Rs 1700
but cosmetic bill is Rs 5700
Really?
This has an underlying message
lt is the off shoot of insecurity
- A fear of being ourselves
- l am not scared of anyone
Don't take it personally Ann,
this is business
This insecurity must be
the profit of our company
Company?
Yes, a full fledged Ayurveda clinic
A medical shop?
Ayurveda belongs to our past
lt should be our future
We can sell anything
wrapped in Ayurveda
lt's trustworthy
Ayurveda does not have side effects
We can try our hand
experimenting right?
lf we don't, some other MNC will try it
But we don't have
an important feature of this investment
- What is that?
- ls it money?
No an apt lineage
We will create one
South drama company
Here he is talk to him
l'll wait outside
Thus Sudhir Babu became our lineage
That's how it started
My Rs 25000 was my share
invested in the company
lt flourished in 2 years
and launched many products
Rahul and l became
very close in that time
But l was too late in realizing the truth
The kind of person he was
Rahul, who is this?
l should have told you
l am sorry
We are engaged
Sowmya is Padmashri
Moosath sir's daughter
We need to expand
We can't hibernate in Kerala alone
lf we get Moosath sir's backing,
we'll go places!
Rahul?
Explain to her dude!
l'm sorry Lucas
God punished me for what l did to you
l know l deserve it
But he is a big cheat
A cut throat business man
He will ruin this town
And everyone here
No one can stop him
Da! She got what she deserved
Are you going to interfere?
Da, we are not like her
lf we behave like her then
what's the difference us and her?
Get lost dude!
She is still fooling you
You...!!!
lt's not that, Rahul Vaidyar
has to be taught a lesson
So what will you do?
Do you know who l am?
l am the father of Kochi now...Father!
Salutation to
Dhanvanthri (God of lndian Medicine)
l am going to say something
which you may not like
are sexually depraved
This is the truth
But, my grandfather the great sage
Padmanabha Vaidyar rises...
...as a ray of hope
for the frustrated masses
Vaidyar's clinic introduces
'Asli power'
Liberate your lives
The penance of the great sage once
again, to the rescue of masses in Kerala
Asli power with its unique power to
enhance with moringa, dates' flowers...
Vaidyar's clinic, CEO Rahul Vaidyar
who had abducted and detained...
...an actor Sudhir Babu
was rescued by police today
Sudhir had been under house arrest
in an estate at Munnar
l am a small time drama artist
lts been 2 years l have been kidnapped
saying it was for a small role
l have not seen my family since then,
l was kept under lock and key
l haven't relieved myself
out in the fields for ages
Ann Mary a member Vaidyar's
brought out this shocking information
That idiot has put us
into trouble dude
The police shall make further
enquiries about Rahul Vaidyar and the clinic
To eradicate such cheats
in the name of Ayurveda
As well as to maintain genuine
institutions there will be...
...special squads says
the Minister of Health
Lawyer, sir what shall we do now?.
For the time being just disappear
RAlD AT VAlDYAR'S CLlNlC
ARE PEOPLE OF KERALA GUlNEA PlGS?
The police raided stocks at Vaidyar clinic
and seized many of its products
They have been sent to the lab
for investigation
Ayurvedic treatments are ways
to be of service to public
Not a business
Ayurveda is not only treatment
it's a way of life
Many people who have been
victims of this cheating...
...are now charging into
the premises of the clinic
Send that Vaidyar out here!
Police had to use force
to disperse the mob
Maanjiyam, aadu, himalayam
hissu, sabarinath
The people of Kerala
have been cheated for years
The last in this list is Rahul Vaidyar
The police rescued children
from the clinics orphanage...
...who were being used
to work as labourers
The maximum number
of fairness creams are sold in lndia
Why do we fear to be
dark complexioned?
There is no easy way to good health
The right food at correct times,
with regular exercises will be sufficient
More people are surging with various
complaints against Rahul Vaidyar
The Kerala police are now in trouble
Where is Rahul Vaidyar?
This is Krishnakumar
with Aneesh for KBC TV
That fat mayor is behind all this
ln my opinion Rahulji you have
to meet and talk to him
A compromise talk
No!
Lovely one who wafted in as a melody
Rejila, with kohl lined eyes
Complexion like the Champak
And a body that was like sandal
Beautiful girl, like a melodious song...
lt's the mayor...one minute
What is it my dear mayor boy?
- l need a favour from you, brother
- What? You also need my help?
Afriend of mine has
gone missing, Rahul Vaidyar
That rascal?
Brother, please find him for me
You don't worry
l will find him for you
Although l am an artist
l have a criminal mind
My dear, that Rahul is hiding
inside the nursery of his clinic premises
Shantanu?
Shantanu is standing on his head
Will l be enough?
Lucas?
Don't worry
l am alone
Bad decision, Santa
l've brought you a Christmas gift
My mace!
So you have come well prepared
Remember my punch?
Have you forgotten how
you lay short of breath once?
- Do you know who you are?
- A machine that makes shit
l am like this my brother
l eat a little more than you
But you are sheer poison
lnjecting complexes
into happy normal people
What you are doing,
that ruthless business, is real craving
Everyone has a right to live happily
You...!
Come to me, you...!!
For all my brother,
fatties, balds, dark, short...
...and for my childhood friend Ann Mary
This is my Kochi punch in the belly!
This does not have a name
but it will pain terribly
Rahul, you have intelligence,
education and a 6-pack
Why don't you live
without cheating public?
Merry Christmas
That mace remains at
the Mayor's office even today...
...as a nightmare to cheats and thieves
Remember l told you l was not here
to just enjoy the sea breeze?
Today, a decision will be made
l am waiting for that
Lucas, thanks for everything
For being with me,
trusting me and liking me
l have with me
only my life to give in return
l want to be alongside you
in joys and sorrows
l want to grow old with you
The Ann Mary l once liked awaits me
to come dressed like Santa, even today
You are someone else
When you became slim
your mind too shrank in size
- Are you angry at me?
- Not anger
Only gratitude
for making me realize...
...that it's better to live for
many people than for just one person
l'm not your Superman
Shall l go?
l realized that day,
that proverbs are often true
Behind every successful man
there is a woman
Look, there she stands!
The End
Neither am l sitting here
to enjoy the sea breeze
This is actually the climax
A FEW MONTHS BACK
l am Sunny Jos Prakash
A youngster sticking out as
an RJ and VJ in this city of Kochi
My love you are my sugar
My love you are my sugar
l met you first in a tea shop
Having fried banana fritters
My love
My love you are my sweet darling
My love you are my sweet darling
l also saw you in a Bakery
Having a milk sweet so tasty
This number of yours
is simply wonderful
Hey!
Keep this!
Have this, its Kozhikode sweet
Accept it my dear pearl
Next time you come,
l will give you chicken Biriyani
Gligesh?
Start the vehicle
See you again
Basheer, when he's playing that veena
nothing else remains within sight
Everything else melts into oblivion
Only his face and that veena is clear
This instrument is not the 'veena'
lt's a guitar
What does it matter?
lt's the beauty of him playing it
Sir, l am Glikesh
l like your 'sugar' song very much
My wife and kids too love it
Honestly!
- Buddy, can you stop a minute
- Sure
Yes da!
- Da fatty!
- Tell me da?
l am in a mess!
That Haji is in love with me
- Are you playing games, useless?
- What else?
Look l'm serious dude
Okay, l'll call you back
- Shall we go?
- Oh, sure!
Don't laugh bro-in-law
lt's a Muslim
not Anushka who's after me
Tell us the truth,
did he do anything?
Do you know who he is?
He is a Don!
lf l don't go every time he calls me
He'll just kill me nicely
Do you know what he calls me?
Pearl!
That's because you go around
wearing a low waist
Dude! Don't try to undress
when getting a haircut!!!
There's only one person
who can help you
Who is that?
The Haji himself
We'll go talk to him
Shall we go?
Where did you say was his place?
Kundannur
l stood scared
at that prawn factory...
...waiting for Fatty to
return after handling Haji
But there was
a twist in the story
Did you think all Muslims of Kozhikode
indulged in 'other' activities?
No...no!
Are you what they call
new generation?
Not me!
Your thoughts are all
in the wrong direction
- Just a doubt
- A big kick...
My dear clever Sunny boy
l liked your music
not your 'instrument'
After Thajudin of Badakara
and Kollam Shafi...
...lt's you, Sunny Jos Prakash
Let them go brother
After all our kids
That, l will do,
but l don't intend letting you go
Because l liked your Ney-chor (ghee rice)
l just loved it
lt's nature...nature
Whatever you say
l don't use it these days
Okay now get going
Like a big bundle
of cotton, so comfy!
- Thanks bro-in-law
- What?
- Thanks dude
- What?
My love...you are my sweet candy
l have to be honest buddy
Everyone must have
at least one friend like him
This is actually his story
This fatty's
This is not the 1st time he's rescuing me
lt all started ages ago
God named man Adam
and woman Eve
He created a garden
in Eden for Adam and Eve
The lovely flowers...
This is me, quite stressed out
in this flash back
A time when the most important incident
of my life was about to happen
Ninu Thomas, roll #16,
Looked like actress Amala,
smelt of lilies
A budding guitarist
Compared to my
Paradise
- What was it?
- Paradise
And above all the only girl who
comes for morning mass after a shower
Sunny Joseph Prakash had fallen in love
for the 1st time in history
Ninu Thomas?
l love you
l'll show you!
l will tell this to daddy
Now l was in a real mess
Because, her 'daddy' was my teacher
Thomas sir
And that devil grew a nail in his finger
just to pinch the students
l was trapped
l was forced to call my cousin
Lucas John Prakash
Look, Lucas John
l must tell daddy about this
When friends stray from right path
others like a good shepherd...
...must bring them back, right?
l will tell this to my daddy
Dingan? ls it the sticker kind?
Okay, never repeat this
Using 4 dingan sticker labels
fatty bribed and rescued me
Even though he was
my uncle's son and 2 years older
l have never
addressed him older brother
But that day l did!
You! You are the perfect
older brother!
Hey stop pawing me, stop don't run
Sunny wait da!
We belonged to a political family
Our grandfather Prakash Palakkal
was the 1st Mayor of Kochi
He began a political party Prakash Congress
with the petromax lamp as symbol
After grandpa's death, his sons
took over the helm of affairs
Let brightness spread
Fatty's dad John Prakash
and my dad Jos Prakash
The members of Prakash congress
had some special traits
A mustache that looked like
a thatched roof over the lip
Starched and ironed
khadi clothes
A black diary in the pocket
and a small pen
Upper Primary School hair style
And their most enticing weapon
A perfume
which smelt of currency notes
Although they walk
elegantly in slow motion
Both never succeeded
in becoming mayor of Kochi
They married sisters from Kottayam
Rosymol and Marymol
ROSY/MARY
MOL
Quite naturally
Fatty and l were born
Lucas's growing obesity was
a topic of discussion at home and town
- He got his pet name in school
- Hey Fatty!
Get lost you...!
Come
Do you know
what the latest trend is?
- What is it brother?
- Comedy
Slip out of tricky situations
being comic
Did you note the item
our chief minister uses?
That's also true
Lucas's obesity was a matter
of shame for our dads
Lucas, go wear a shirt
Others found good use for it
Please allow fatty
to become Santa Claus...
...at our residents association
Christmas celebrations
This is a religious activity
And its an art too, right?
Like Kamal Hassan...
After that every year
Lucas became Santa Claus
Watching Lucas grow bigger
his uncle came to a decision
Jos, he is getting to be
too big for this place
lf nothing is done,
we'll turn paupers feeding him
That's also true
This is for all of you to follow
Hereafter he shall be given
only 2 meals a day
And that too only half his usual quantity
lf my little Lucas comes
and asks me food
l will simply give it,
you can get lost!
Go ahead Lucas, have your fill
That's also true
There were no more discussions
about his eating habits after that
Because at Prakash Bhavan
grandma's word was final
As soon as her
daughters-in-law arrived...
...grandma slept during day
and took up night job
Embroiders and cooks
fantastic dishes for fatty
So we named her the knight rider
The name gives you a shiver right!?
She was a diehard
fan of actor Rajinikanth
lf ever l see you here again
l will bury you right where l saw you
She may look a bit rough and tough
but inside she was a darling
Knight rider understood
Lucas like no one else
So he shared with grandma
almost all his sorrows and joys
Thus Fatty grew big and fat
in the shade knight rider provided
ln school he had a girlfriend
Only one
Ann Mary Thadikkaran,
a fat little girl
Knight rider who never
feared snakes and dogs was instilled...
...with fear of death and forced to
take an LlC policy by Joshua and Rani
The LlC agent Thadikkaran couple
whose only daughter was Ann
Pay only 600 for 3 months
You will get a life time of peace
And not to mention
its advantages after death
Here
l saw him sharing his food
for the first time that day
l knew immediately
he was in love
One day he rolled her
into the world of shot putt
Only he could push her on the swing
Lucas you won't tell anyone,
will you?
No l promise
- Upon God?
- God promise
He saved the honor of boys
By not telling anyone
Sunny, Ann Mary wears
a panty with mickey mouse prints
Did you see?
- When?
- When she was on the swing
You rogue fatty
But Ann Lucas love story
did not last long
Rani's dad won
a Bumper prize lottery of 50 lakhs
Without any delay they went
and settled there
Ann Mary also
Fatty was shattered
and broken up into bits
The first depression in his life
That day the background score was given...
...by none other than the one
and only A R Rahman
Just one look and l lost myself
How could l stay away from you?
When one eye lights up with love
Won't the other one will brighten up too?
Like a river flows through the rocks
l came to see my beloved's face
Luka's depression ended
in 1998 during the Sharjah cup
Sachin's century
The famous sandstorm innings
With that fatty turned full on
As we grew everyone both at home
and among friends forgot his original name
His name was no longer Lucas
ls fatty at home?
- No dear, fatty has gone out
- Okay
And thus we grew
He grew a little more
And a little more
Let the brightness spread
Do you know what the latest trend is?
- What is it brother?
- lts music
We did not gain in last elections
Because we lacked inspiring songs
But in coming elections
Music will be our weapon of attraction
That's true
Others have songs of revolution
we don't have even a bit of light music
Correct
There's no point in religious songs
The youth are not interested, they have
to run and come to join the party
One minute
Let brightness spread
Gone?
That plot at Vallarpadam is also lost
Goodness, that also?
We were talking about music
The youth have to be injected with music
Their brains have to explode with brightness
Let brightness spread!
What's your program?
Nothing! Just chill after food,
and go out for a while
Not that, your future plan
Oh that!
Radio and Video jockeying
What about you, Lucas
l am thinking of doing a new course
Go ahead think, keep thinking
You don't go beyond this...isn't it?
- Don't you have your band?
- Yes we do
We want a song for our party
Let it be your style
We can, but we need cash, it's expensive
We'll arrange for it
Not possible, we need cash
That's what it meant
We'll give you cash
So we made a song
Hearing which, people
would jump to join the Party
Let brightness spread
You have to become
another Maveli, the king
Prosperity to the land
you have to bring
Compete in the fray
blow the victory trumpet
Swallow your enemies
keep them at bay
Meanwhile Prakash brothers
under took a hunger strike...
...demanding to install
a statue of grand pa
lf you don't respect your own dad
what reforms can you bring here
This protest is a demand,
going on for a year and mustn't be ignored
Don't think Prakash congress
will be satisfied...
...unless a bronze statue is installed!
Let brightness spread
But current leader of BDF, Kodhad Dasan
had contempt for our entire family
KODHAD DASAN
Come reign as king of this empire
before thick skinned and shameless ruin it
This land begs you to be
their sovereign head
Be quick and take over
before corrupt ones do
Stop it da!
What's this?
You call this song youthful?
Where is the 'kick' in this song?
Jos play ours, let them listen to that song
The friend came searching
with a dream in his eyes
Fire in the mind!
Fire in the mind!
See?! This will reach them
You splurged Rs 25000,
this cost us only 500
We didn't live in that house
a minute after partition
lt's the Koch metro
Must take a trip in the 1st train
Ann got a job here too
Here come the idiots
ls that Lucas?
Just a blown up version now
Thadikkaran uncle
and Thadikkaran aunt
Yes, Ann Mary Thadikkaran returns
She has become too thin
No mother, she's reduced her weight
Lucas, why so quiet?
This Lucas once ate up
a whole lot of mangoes from our fridge
- What were they?
- Yes, Banganpalli variety
He ate that and shat all over his trousers
l feel like laughing thinking of it
No aunty, this will ruin my diet plan
Just a little bit won't hurt
l used to say the same
But her will power is amazing
Good my dear
Will power shows character
Thank you uncle
When will Lucas become advocate Lucas?
He has discontinued LLB half way
We see Sunny often on TV
PJ, famous PJ
lts VJ aunty, video jockey
Oh, dedication!
Will you sing us that song?
- What rate are you paid per episode?
- lt depends uncle
l asked how much cash you'll get
He's hesitating to tell
when it comes to money
What about your
corporation election this time?
- Will you fall flat this time also?
- Please pass me the water
We will surely spread
brightness this time
lts okay
- We have done enough spade work
- Good if you will win
Thank you enough
Lucas, our secret is safe isn't it?
Mickey mouse
Yes
My love you are my sugar
My love you are my sugar
Who is it?
As usual next day he was startled
into waking up with his own snores
My dear buddy, this is no ordinary gift
lt conveys a message
What message?
She's just given it
out of affection, that's all
Da fatty, you have to
slim down like she did
That is the situation
And it's a little dangerous
Sunny don't complicate matters
Lucas, isn't she your childhood friend?
She likes you and knows you like 'Superman'
So she gave you this gift
Fatty, why don't you call Ann Mary here,
we'll ask her?
Lucas was the only one who
could push my swing those days
He's my Superman
l understood he was beginning to dream
A life of dreams
is never ending
My dearest Fatty!
Far over horizons of aspirations
You appear,
a necklace glittering in sunlight
The sight of you and tender reeds
Begin to hum a melody all on their own
As you walk across graceful and shy
A hundred flowers bloom within me
Oh Lord, this angel
is my blessed offering to you
Never before on this earth
Will you find a smile better than yours
Like petals swathed in misty swirls
Caressing the night in tender strokes
With soft beautiful white feathers
You caress me with love and adoration
Oh Lord, this angel
is my blessed offering to you
Never before on this earth
Will you find a smile better than yours
Far over horizons of aspirations
You appear,
a necklace glittering in sunlight
As the soft sunlight of morning shines
over rivers flowing along in soft ripples
Like a soft tender kiss filled with love
caressingly over my soul you flowed
Oh Lord, this angel
is my blessed offering to you
Never before on this earth
Will you find a smile better than yours
Far over horizons of aspirations
You appear,
a necklace glittering in sunlight
The sight of you and tender reeds
Begin to hum a melody all on their own
As you walk across gracefully and shy
A hundred flowers bloom within me
Oh Lord, this angel is
my blessed offering to you
Never before on this earth
Will you find a smile better than yours
Oh my goodness
l just calculated the calorie
count of the food you ate
Almost double
You don't need this much
- So what?
- What 'so what'?
You are eating double of
what you need
And that too this kind, no need
to say about the cholesterol
This is lovingly fried
in pure coconut oil and ghee
No question of cholesterol
Each person must eat
what they require
This is more than necessary
Luke how much do you weigh now?.
Around 120 kilos
Oh God! 120 kilos!
lt is not as per your height,
you are definitely eating more
My dear if you calculate such things
lt's meaningless, nobody is perfect
That's not correct grand ma
This flab is not healthy
but more indicative of lack of health
Kareena Kapoor
She's so hot
An inspiration
She's good
Do you know, she became size zero
and her life changed completely
And so did mine
Didn't l say my life changed?
l have more friends on face book, twitter
People had a kind of sympathy
A fake sympathy
Which l used to hate the most
Now its not that
l was born again
Do you know something?
lf you reduce, it's a light feeling
As if we were floating
Don't you want to feel it
relieving all this burden?
Do you know something?
Fat people are not sexy
Yeah
Hey fatty!
lts okay, once l too was like you
Now also we could be,
you just make up your mind
Come
- Finally!
- Thank you Lucas
What do girls generally think
about fat boys?
What do you mean?
What do you think of me?
You are cute like a teddy bear
Am l sexy?
No, l am not
You carry on
Thanks Lucas
What's this?
This is Vaidyar clinic's
quick slim program
My flab is a problem
l do go to the gym and swimming
Just control of food intake
won't help you reduce
Why suffer like this?
All unnecessary
They have a rare concoction
called Karshamrithavatakam
Just stay there for 25 days and take it
Some diet plans will also be there
That's all, 100% natural
Do l really need it?
Listen there are plenty who have tried this
Trust me on that
You'll come back a new person
lts expensive but worth it
But Ann...
That day he took a very vital decision
He decided to join the Vaidyar clinic
and get rid of his flab
That's when Rahul Vaidyar came into his life
Like this
WlLL CONTlNUE...llNTERVAL
Come
Welcome sir ji
Welcome madam ji
- Welcome to Vaidyar's clinic
- Thank you
- Welcome
- Thank you
Myself, Shantanu Balamurali
floor manager
Welcoming you once again
to Karshamrithavatakam quick slim program
Please come sir
Don't worry sirji
That's only a formality
l will tell you the important rules
Next 600 hours, that is for 25 days
you can't go out of clinic premises
lf you stop the course
your money will not be returned
We charge only for treatment
Food is absolutely free
Congrats sir ji
That's a life changing signature
l will bring you the quick slim kit
Shall l leave?
l know you can do it
Remember when you
used to share your lunch?
Do the same kind of sacrifice
l'll wait for you come back soon
See you
You look very calm sir
Perfect fit
- ls it?
- Definitely
Rahul ji is addressing
the new batch in the yoga hall
After that you will have
a yoga session too
- ls he Sonia ji's...?
- No Lucas ji
Don't you know Rahul ji?
Brahma Shri Padmanabha Vaidyar
His youngest son
People believe he is
the incarnation of sage Agastya
Now he's at Hrishikesh in meditation
- This is...?
- He...?
Yes Lucas ji
Adiyaman Swami ji,
He's a big fan of our treatment
- So Rahul ji is married eh?
- No these are children of the orphanage
Here's a mace
Please don't touch it!
From South Africa
For whitening the skin of Olongo princess
The royal family's gift
The Olango mace
Come Lucas ji
Greetings
My grandfather
Brahmarishi Padmanabha Vaidyar...
...after a lifetime of medical penance
formulated the Karshamrithavatakam
A divine medicinal concoction
To make people fat free
without baldness, fair tall handsome...
...is the divine vision of this great soul
l am only a humble servant
to make it come true
Come let us be born
again through Ayurveda
Please be seated
Your dinner is ready
Have Karshamrithavatakam
along with your dinner
Eat the 2 grapes on your plate
one by one chew it and...
...for 4 minutes
and savour it as you eat
That is your dinner for today
- Sachin
- Lucas
Time to sleep
Lights will be switched off now
What the heck?!
- They switched off the lights
- Oh l see
- Where are you from?
- Kochi
l am from Thodupuzha
- What was that noise?
- l sat down
Who sent you here?
- l...
- Understood! A girl, right?
Me too, my wife sent me here
- What was that?
- l tried to sit
Rahulji finally we have landed on a tagline
Simple but effective
'The fat will be wiped off'
Karshamrithavatakam, how's it?
We must be able to hurt
the self esteem of fat fellows
Only then they will join the course
Fattys to be obliterated
How is that?
Awesome
Our printed campaign is ready
Please have a look, Reethu?
ls your husband obese?
Not bad
We must emphasize fat men
have poor sex life
Good work
We have 2 more slides
Fat makes you lonely
Next
Your fat daughter puts you to shame
We have to make fellows
around fat people also insecure
Rahulji, what about our TV commercial?
Oh yes, yes
Raviji, we must not have a cosmetic look
like they do in usual TV ads
lt must look more
like a public awareness program
People should believe them
like they trust their mothers words
Raviji
A Parle-G
- Thank you ji
- Welcome ji
l got a call from home
Good steamed pancake with egg roast
Aren't we are here to reduce?
Control! Don't waver
My backbone is sticking
together with hunger!!!
Please shift your settings to 84
l don't like it here one little bit!
Hey! What a sight
l'll die laughing
- What's new?.
- Oh serious, eh?
Bro, this is not for you
Come out of this jokers dress
Get your bag, come, let's go home
We'll celebrate Christmas
No, l'm not coming
Are you going to spend Christmas here?
Everyone is waiting for you
Who will be the Christmas Santa?
l took it up this month to avoid
all the food and snacks of Christmas
Let this be a Christmas without Santa
Time for your yoga
Time for my yoga
What will l tell knight rider?
What will l tell Ann Mary?
Get up from your
'Shavasana' position
Lucas ji?
Lucas?
Silence
Yesterday 2 grapes
Today a gooseberry
lf l had to starve and reduce
l can as well have done it at home
l want to know how many
will complete this course!
lf everyone discontinues who benefits?
What about will power?
lf one doesn't eat we'll wither away
Can you sleep on empty stomach?
Look good steamed rice dish
A good side dish with cowpeas
Powder the fried papad like this...!!!
Can you just imagine!
Yesterday 2 people have,
against rules gone out to eat food
lt has come to the notice of the management
We have identified them also
Get up and apologize by yourselves
There were a couple like this also, eh?
This course is a combined effort
A drop of curd will curdle a pot of milk
The desire to jump the walls
was not hunger but craving
lt's a mental weakness
Are you saying we are mad?
Vaidyars clinic is not your enemy...
...but saviours to rescue you
from the tag of obesity
lf you can abide
by rules, stay
Or you can continue
as a burden to the earth
Sachin are you leaving?
They take money from us
and to top it torture us, eh?
- From where did that laptop come?
- Belongs to that receptionist
Lifted it eh?
Anyway l have lost my money
Why don't you take that mace
which you liked?
l called and told my wife
that l couldn't bear this anymore
She said to just come away
Get a girl who likes you as you are
- lt is time for your herbal brew
- Be quiet you useless woman!!!
Lucas, why are you suffering like this?
What about Rahul Vaidyar?
He can go climb the wall!!!
Hello?
Hello, who is it?
Lucas?
l have arrived bro!
- ls it okay?
- Superb!
Merry Christmas
Ann!
Lucas?
- What are you doing here?
- l came away Ann
What about your course?
l couldn't starve any more
l just couldn't bear it there
Merry Christmas Ann
Have you decided to remain fat?
Their methods are very unhealthy
Lucas, are you talking about health?
Have you seen yourself in the mirror?
Didn't you say
l was superman, super hero...?
What do physical appearances matter?
We love each other isn't it?
That's what is important isn't it?
Excuse me! What?!
We love each other?
Just because we go out together
doesn't mean we love each other
That's cheap middle class mentality
Ann!
Any problem?
Lucas, please leave now
We'll talk later
Lucas, why are you here?
Why is this guy here?
Lucas discontinued the course
Ann, why is he here?
Come l'll explain
Rahul
You go inside
l'll manage this
l came here to have Christmas dinner
Ann Mary Thadikkaran is
Vaidyar's clinic marketing head
My employee
She's not in love with you
You are just the 2nd or 3rd person
she persuaded this month to join
Ann!
That's my Tibetan punch
Don't show the same craving
you have for food, towards Ann
Ann Mary is my girl
Stay away from her
Hey fatty, do you know who you are?
Just a machine that makes shit
When you get your breath back
Just get up and go
That night he decided
He'll never be Christmas Santa again
Lucas thought the whole world
had turned against him
ls your main activity
to act in movies or to reduce weight?
The 7 sighs of a spring season
that was lost
Hello, is this Lucas John Prakash?
Calling from the public library
lt's time you returned the book
titled 'Childhood sweetheart'
The last day is due and after that
you will have to pay a penalty fee okay?
l tried to bring him back
to normalcy, my own way
Why are you sitting like this?
Mooning over just because
a girl ditched you?
lsn't this your first love?
You have to learn from this
You can't go around behaving
like a girl who has lost her virginity
Frankly, l knew it the 1st time l saw her
But l allowed you to go your way
without meddling
Bro-in-law, let her go
ln this ocean
there are many other fish...ah!!!
l have told you 100 times
not to paw me
You are mad!
Sure l am, that's why l went after
a girl who was only canvassing her business
l was only a number
to reach her monthly target
She made a fool of me!
A loser! l am a big loser!
Lucas?
When your grandpa died
He did not fit into the usual coffin
A big box had to be specially made
People of Kochi often said that
within that huge body was a large heart
You have the same large heartedness
You are not
a good for nothing idiot!
The Lord made you large
so that you could achieve great deeds
Pray to grandpa
Tickets?
Brother tickets
l have already bought one for you
Grandpa!
Both of us don't fit in here, right
Being fat is a disadvantage grand pa
lt is not my dear boy
People identify me with being fat
l formed my own party,
became a mayor
lf being fat was the issue
will any of this happen?
Take your super heroes for example
- Superman...and who was that like a spider?
- Spiderman
Yes, whoever they were
they had one thing in common
To be happy when others were happy
You have that nature
So who are you...?
A super hero
Sometimes a lifetime is not enough
to complete your mission in this world
That is why generations are created
lt's time now Lucas
l am born again as you
Grandpa, you've sprouted wings!!!
That day, knight rider made
a small announcement at dinner
This time Lucas will contest
the elections for post of mayor
What about brother Johnny?
He does not know the ABCD of politics
Not having won that post till today...
...hereafter you must ask my permission
to utter the word politics!
That's also true
This is our party perfume,
smells of currency
You spray, this you'll get
special treatment
We don't need this anymore dad
lf you want, we can do without it
We hear John's son
is candidate for Prakash party
John's son?
That fat boy
ls my stomach showing?
Let the new generation come up
Comrade?
Chin up
Chin up a little more
Enough! Come here
Beg borrow or steal,
By evening 200 flags should go up
Hey bottom! Come here
Comrade
What did you call me?
Comrade eh?
Call me sir...sir...
We have some new candidates for election
We have some new candidates for election
l have made a list, l'll read it out
Rajesh K R, Glikesh Mohammed
Christy Daniel, Raghavan master
Bineesh D K, Rakhi A, Clinton P J
Let brightness spread
Give it to him
Ask 5 intelligent fellows to speak okay?
Hey John! When they said
your son was fat
l didn't expect this...
he's a big white pig!
Hey fatty! Listen to this uncle's advice
Buy a burger, go home, sit
and play video games
You don't know anything about politics
You are just a baby...!!!
- Hey Das!
- No, don't
What?
What is it?
What the heck!!!
Like being trapped within clouds!!
Are these 'Megharoopan'(a cloud figure)
Das was bowled over
by 'Megharoopan hugs'!
Fatty rose to fame
through Das, his enemy
You have to become
another Maveli( Mythological King)
Prosperity you have to bring to this land
He first created a sense
of curiosity among people
Wherever he went
people crowded around him
This land begs you to be
their sovereign head
But be quick and take over
before corrupt ones do
l ask you...who was this
Prakash in this land?
He was the one who sold petromax lamps
to the frog hunters and thereby...
...he was the who was responsible
ln promoting the population of mosquitoes
But fatty did not deride anyone
Neither did he show any vengefulness
He had his own way of speaking
On my way to school, l've seen mothers
waiting with pots to get drinking water
l too lost a good friend to dengue fever
l don't know politics
But l do know Kochi
There were also people to support him...
...because he was
grandpa Prakash's grandson
- He is our Prakash's grandson
- No wonder! That's why so familiar
Did you see his shoulder width?
lmpossible to shut the eyes tight
be quiet and pretend everything was right!
Will he hug me now?.
Get lost you fatty!
Jos, no! Let's go
Let brightness spread!
Long live Prakash
Peoples decision 2012
Let brightness spread
- Only that fatty will win
- Das will win
He comes here to fish
That fatty only will win
Don't mess around with fatty ok?
That fatty is as good as gold
Only Das will win
Das will lose shamefully
We'll make fatty win
l don't care who wins
Only fatty will win
Fatty gets my boat...l mean vote
l don't belong here at all
Sachin Tendulkar hit his 100th century
At the same time raising fatty's hopes
Don't l know you well brother Das?
Forget that, you have to allot
a little more for the election fund
That fatty is showing signs of winning
Hey! Nothing like that
Does BDF have the old power
- Jump l say!
- Long live BDF!
Hey! Who was that?
- A member
- Who?
BDF's member
You scared the hell out of me
l give it to you!
- Cheque or cash?
- What?
You want cheque or cash?
This is very good my boy
lf new blood like you don't come...
...these sons of guns
will rule to ruin this land
We are all with you always
Come on give me
a 'megharoopan' hug, my boy
Fat became a trend
Fattys became in demand more and more
l love you
Come reign, as a king of your empire
Before thick skinned
and shameless ruin your kingdom
The candidate for BDF Das
With beedi stump as symbol
Please bring him to victory
This is a humble request and entreaty
The crucial election-day dawned
Mom did you see my voter lD anywhere?
You have to become another Maveli( King)
Prosperity you have to bring to this land
Compete in the fray,
blow the trumpet of victory
Swallow up your adversaries,
keep them at bay
The competition was tight
and polling rate high
Hey fatty!
What happened?
You hug the whole town but not me
That's because you paw me
in all the wrong places
What everyone says is true buddy
There is something in his hug
ln that affectionate hug l felt the safest
place on earth was against his chest
We won bro-in-law!!!
Be successful always my boy
Lucas, as soon as you get into power...
...you must first install grandpa's statue
at the Kathrikadavu junction
We have to show all these people!
Do we have to place grandpa
where crows shit on it everyday?
Grandpa is in the heart of Kochi people
lsn't that enough?
We need a traffic signal at Kathreikadavu
Shouldn't we do that first?
That's also true!
Let brightness spread!
Jos Prakash, do you know
what the current trend is?
- What is it brother?
- lt is fat
That's also true
Mayor buddy, l have some needs
What are they, dude?
The road to Peeku's house has to be tarred
The night life in Kochi
You know has to be...you know...?
And police attitude
to guys with low waist...
Sir, someone has come to meet you
Lucas, you know she is my only daughter
l don't know what happened between you
But now she is in very bad shape
She wants to meet you
l failed to see the goodness of your heart
l am here today as the old Ann Mary
l have no one else to turn to
l saw that what l feared was happening
He was melting at her story
After gestures of asking
forgiveness etc; she said this...
...l want to talk to you about Rahul
Rahul Shantanu and l did our MBA
together at Coimbatore
We were friends, he was
very brilliant, a class topper
Like the rest of the students
in our class, l too was his fan
ln the final semester
he told us an idea, a business plan
This is a report of a survey
l conducted in our class
And facts are interesting
People spend 3 times on cosmetics
than our basic need food
Shampoos, creams,
perfumes...and the list goes on
Take Ann's case
Her food expenses is Rs 1700
but cosmetic bill is Rs 5700
Really?
This has an underlying message
lt is the off shoot of insecurity
- A fear of being ourselves
- l am not scared of anyone
Don't take it personally Ann,
this is business
This insecurity must be
the profit of our company
Company?
Yes, a full fledged Ayurveda clinic
A medical shop?
Ayurveda belongs to our past
lt should be our future
We can sell anything
wrapped in Ayurveda
lt's trustworthy
Ayurveda does not have side effects
We can try our hand
experimenting right?
lf we don't, some other MNC will try it
But we don't have
an important feature of this investment
- What is that?
- ls it money?
No an apt lineage
We will create one
South drama company
Here he is talk to him
l'll wait outside
Thus Sudhir Babu became our lineage
That's how it started
My Rs 25000 was my share
invested in the company
lt flourished in 2 years
and launched many products
Rahul and l became
very close in that time
But l was too late in realizing the truth
The kind of person he was
Rahul, who is this?
l should have told you
l am sorry
We are engaged
Sowmya is Padmashri
Moosath sir's daughter
We need to expand
We can't hibernate in Kerala alone
lf we get Moosath sir's backing,
we'll go places!
Rahul?
Explain to her dude!
l'm sorry Lucas
God punished me for what l did to you
l know l deserve it
But he is a big cheat
A cut throat business man
He will ruin this town
And everyone here
No one can stop him
Da! She got what she deserved
Are you going to interfere?
Da, we are not like her
lf we behave like her then
what's the difference us and her?
Get lost dude!
She is still fooling you
You...!!!
lt's not that, Rahul Vaidyar
has to be taught a lesson
So what will you do?
Do you know who l am?
l am the father of Kochi now...Father!
Salutation to
Dhanvanthri (God of lndian Medicine)
l am going to say something
which you may not like
are sexually depraved
This is the truth
But, my grandfather the great sage
Padmanabha Vaidyar rises...
...as a ray of hope
for the frustrated masses
Vaidyar's clinic introduces
'Asli power'
Liberate your lives
The penance of the great sage once
again, to the rescue of masses in Kerala
Asli power with its unique power to
enhance with moringa, dates' flowers...
Vaidyar's clinic, CEO Rahul Vaidyar
who had abducted and detained...
...an actor Sudhir Babu
was rescued by police today
Sudhir had been under house arrest
in an estate at Munnar
l am a small time drama artist
lts been 2 years l have been kidnapped
saying it was for a small role
l have not seen my family since then,
l was kept under lock and key
l haven't relieved myself
out in the fields for ages
Ann Mary a member Vaidyar's
brought out this shocking information
That idiot has put us
into trouble dude
The police shall make further
enquiries about Rahul Vaidyar and the clinic
To eradicate such cheats
in the name of Ayurveda
As well as to maintain genuine
institutions there will be...
...special squads says
the Minister of Health
Lawyer, sir what shall we do now?.
For the time being just disappear
RAlD AT VAlDYAR'S CLlNlC
ARE PEOPLE OF KERALA GUlNEA PlGS?
The police raided stocks at Vaidyar clinic
and seized many of its products
They have been sent to the lab
for investigation
Ayurvedic treatments are ways
to be of service to public
Not a business
Ayurveda is not only treatment
it's a way of life
Many people who have been
victims of this cheating...
...are now charging into
the premises of the clinic
Send that Vaidyar out here!
Police had to use force
to disperse the mob
Maanjiyam, aadu, himalayam
hissu, sabarinath
The people of Kerala
have been cheated for years
The last in this list is Rahul Vaidyar
The police rescued children
from the clinics orphanage...
...who were being used
to work as labourers
The maximum number
of fairness creams are sold in lndia
Why do we fear to be
dark complexioned?
There is no easy way to good health
The right food at correct times,
with regular exercises will be sufficient
More people are surging with various
complaints against Rahul Vaidyar
The Kerala police are now in trouble
Where is Rahul Vaidyar?
This is Krishnakumar
with Aneesh for KBC TV
That fat mayor is behind all this
ln my opinion Rahulji you have
to meet and talk to him
A compromise talk
No!
Lovely one who wafted in as a melody
Rejila, with kohl lined eyes
Complexion like the Champak
And a body that was like sandal
Beautiful girl, like a melodious song...
lt's the mayor...one minute
What is it my dear mayor boy?
- l need a favour from you, brother
- What? You also need my help?
Afriend of mine has
gone missing, Rahul Vaidyar
That rascal?
Brother, please find him for me
You don't worry
l will find him for you
Although l am an artist
l have a criminal mind
My dear, that Rahul is hiding
inside the nursery of his clinic premises
Shantanu?
Shantanu is standing on his head
Will l be enough?
Lucas?
Don't worry
l am alone
Bad decision, Santa
l've brought you a Christmas gift
My mace!
So you have come well prepared
Remember my punch?
Have you forgotten how
you lay short of breath once?
- Do you know who you are?
- A machine that makes shit
l am like this my brother
l eat a little more than you
But you are sheer poison
lnjecting complexes
into happy normal people
What you are doing,
that ruthless business, is real craving
Everyone has a right to live happily
You...!
Come to me, you...!!
For all my brother,
fatties, balds, dark, short...
...and for my childhood friend Ann Mary
This is my Kochi punch in the belly!
This does not have a name
but it will pain terribly
Rahul, you have intelligence,
education and a 6-pack
Why don't you live
without cheating public?
Merry Christmas
That mace remains at
the Mayor's office even today...
...as a nightmare to cheats and thieves
Remember l told you l was not here
to just enjoy the sea breeze?
Today, a decision will be made
l am waiting for that
Lucas, thanks for everything
For being with me,
trusting me and liking me
l have with me
only my life to give in return
l want to be alongside you
in joys and sorrows
l want to grow old with you
The Ann Mary l once liked awaits me
to come dressed like Santa, even today
You are someone else
When you became slim
your mind too shrank in size
- Are you angry at me?
- Not anger
Only gratitude
for making me realize...
...that it's better to live for
many people than for just one person
l'm not your Superman
Shall l go?
l realized that day,
that proverbs are often true
Behind every successful man
there is a woman
Look, there she stands!
The End