Dangerous Animals (2025) Movie Script
1
Looks pretty dead.
Should we just go?
Didn't book, eh?
Thought we'd just try our luck.
Wouldn't recommend it.
Especially not you.
Okay, yeah, why's that?
Last group he took out,
there was a young fella...
Looked like you. College kid.
He was taking a piss
off the side of the boat
and a bull shark jumped up.
Bit his dick off.
God!
Well, I don't like your chances.
Tuck only started
his holidays today,
and he doesn't interrupt
his hols for no one.
Speak of the devil, here he is.
Milo, shut up!
Mate, you won't need that.
We got some live
chum for you here.
Ah! Who do we have here, then?
Greg.
Tucker. American?
-Canadian.
-Ah, lucky escape.
And this friendly
face belongs to?
-Heather.
-Ah!
Let her answer
for herself, Greg.
-I'm Heather.
-Heather, lovely.
Let me guess... Pom?
Oh, not bloody s'posed to
say that anymore, are we?
No, it's fine.
Um, English, yes.
Mate, I told them you
were on hols, Tuck.
Ah, so where are you two
lovebirds staying, then?
Oh, we're not together. Um...
Just... Just staying
at the hostel.
-Okay.
-Sorry we didn't book.
We were supposed to go to
SeaWorld with a bunch of others,
but we slept in.
It was a big night.
Yeah, I bet.
Sorry.
So, ah...
I guess no one even knows
you guys are here, then.
Why?
Well, I just want to make sure
your last will and
testament's in order.
We will be swimming
with sharks, after all.
-Oh.
-Sweet.
So, I'm seven years old.
I'm out there on
my boogie board,
splashing around in
the shallows, you know.
Scrawny little arms and
legs kind of flapping away
and swimming out there
and, I don't know,
I guess from underneath I
must have looked like a seal.
Fuckin' boom!
This bloody white gets me.
-And it just let you go?
-Yeah.
You are looking at a genuine
walking, talking miracle.
Did it hurt?
Well, it didn't tickle.
Yeah, it didn't tickle.
Woke me up, though, you know?
I've been wide awake ever since.
And this was just random?
I mean, apparently
there was a sign
about a shark sighting
or something, but...
oopsie!
Wasn't there someone
watching you?
Well...
Let's just say I used to
spend a lot of time on my own.
I just can't believe you
do this for a living.
I'd never go near
water again after that.
It's not the shark's fault.
-You okay?
-Yep.
-It'll be alright.
-It's fine, yeah.
It's gonna be a
great experience.
Yeah.
Alright, crew!
Enough foreplay. Let's,
uh, get you two wet!
-Okay...
-Don't worry, I got you.
Oh, my God, I can't believe
I let you talk me into this.
Oh! Oh!
Oh, it's a mako.
Cheetahs of the sea.
I can't do it.
I-I can't...
Well, not yet, you can't.
'Cause there's still one
thing we need to take care of.
Now, listen. This
is a very special
ancient relaxation practice
that, uh, was taught to me
and then it took many
years at sea to master.
If you'll just go with me
here, I promise you it'll help.
Now close your eyes.
Take a big, deep inhale.
And out.
And in.
And out.
Baaaaaaaaa...
...by shark, doo
doo doo doo doo doo
Baby shark, doo
doo doo doo doo doo
Baby shark, doo doo doo
doo doo doo doo -Wha...?
- Baby shark - No.
- Baby shark - Doo
doo doo doo doo doo
It only works if you sing along.
-I can't!
-Baby shark
Doo doo doo doo doo doo
Baby shark...
-Come on, Heather!
Baby shark
Here comes Mommy Shark
Doo doo doo doo doo doo
Mommy shark, doo
doo doo doo doo doo
Mommy shark, doo
doo doo doo doo doo
Mommy Shark and Daddy...
Mm-hmm. Mm.
Oh, my God, that was amazing!
Shits all over Sea World, eh?
You can say that again.
Yeah, something to tell
the grand-kiddies one day.
Dude. So awesome.
Yeah.
Oh, man, thanks so much
for fitting us in...
Welcome aboard.
On the floors of Tokyo
Or down in London
town to go, go
With a record selection
and a mirror's reflection
I'm dancing with myself
When there's no
one else in sight
In the crowded lonely night
Well, I wait so long
for my love vibration
And I'm dancing with myself
Oh, oh, oh,
dancing with myself
Oh, oh, oh,
dancing with myself
When there's nothing to lose
and there's nothing to prove
Then I'm dancing
with myself
Oh, oh, oh, oh
If I looked all
over the world
And there's every
type of girl
But your empty eyes
seem to pass me by
Leave me dancing
with myself
So let's sink another drink
'Cause it'll give
me time to think
If I had the chance, I'd
ask the world to dance
And I'd be dancing
with myself
Oh, oh, oh,
dancing with myself
Oh, oh, oh,
dancing with myself
When there's nothing to lose
and there's nothing to prove
Then I'm dancing with myself
Should be there. Did
you look where I said?
Yeah, I looked. I can't
find the jumper cables.
Oh. Must be out, then. Sorry.
Thanks.
Don't s'pose you have any?
Nah.
What's up?
Hey, how's it going?
Cracker day out there, eh?
Well, if I looked
all over the world
And there's every
type of girl
But your empty eyes
seem to pass me by
Leave me dancing with myself
So let's sink another drink
Hey.
Me again.
Yeah, dude, I said
I can't help you.
Ah, you really don't
have jumper cables?
For this?
-What can I say?
I live life on the edge.
I think the cashier might want
to see that security footage.
Are you serious?
Is this really
what you're doing?
You're blackmailing me.
Well, I just need
to get to my car.
I've walked like ten blocks
and I can't find any.
Look, I'm not a
serial killer, okay?
Promise.
Aisle or window?
I have... I have this theory
that, um, aisle people are
more... open and friendly
whereas, uh, window
people are more, um...
private and thoughtful.
Getting major window vibes.
Is this a Mormon thing?
'Cause I'm not joining,
so you can save it.
Why... Why would you
think I'm a Mormon?
Dude, you look like you stepped
out of The Book of Mormon.
Okay, yeah. No, I'm, uh...
I'm in real estate.
Great.
Selling apartments,
not eternal salvation.
Can you just shut the fuck up?
Ah, yep.
Yep.
-Nice wheels.
-That was my mum's.
You know, she gave
me a good deal.
Is that your mom's, too?
So, where you been surfing?
Oh, ah, Snapper,
mostly. It's been good.
The peak's a little
shifty, though.
Yeah.
Do you want to know
a local secret?
Okay.
You can't tell a soul, though.
Window person, remember?
Yeah. Right.
Okay, well, next
time you paddle out,
you want to look to
shore for the blue bench.
Right, you wanna sit right
in the middle of that bench.
You'll double your wave count.
Thanks.
And look, for the record, I...
I never would have
narked about the Slurpee.
No, yeah, I probably
shouldn't have
judged a book by its
cover, so... we're good.
Moses Markley.
-Zephyr.
-Nice to meet you, Zephyr.
Now go start your car.
Yes, ma'am.
Yes! You're a lifesaver.
-You bet.
-Thank you.
You a Creedence fan, huh?
Hell yeah. Are you into 'em?
Yeah, sure, just not this song.
What's... What's wrong
with "Ooby Dooby"?
Dude, you have "Fortunate Son,"
about poor kids fighting
rich people's wars.
And then you have "Long
As I Can See the Light,"
about, like, an outsider
searching to feel understood.
And...
And then you have
"Ooby-fuckin'-Dooby,"
you know, about some
goofy-ass dance.
I just, I don't know.
Yeah, it's a bad song.
Objectively.
-Okay.
The dance is a metaphor.
The song's about love.
-Wow.
It's about that "ooby dooby"
feeling you get in your heart...
-Okay.
-...when you find the one,
and you just gotta go for it.
So what's the alternative?
Your lips, my lips
Apocalypse
Your lips, my lips
Apocalypse
Go and sneak us
through the rivers
-Ow, ow!
-What, what, what, what?
What?
It's a fin key.
Come out and haunt me
I know you want me
Come out and haunt me
Sharing all your secrets with
each other since you were kids
-Give me a number.
-No way.
Oh, come on, I won't
judge. Promise.
Okay.
Nine.
Nine! [ Coughs ] Fuck.
Oh, fuck off. You
just said no judgment.
Yeah, but...
nine bread rolls in one day?
What can I say?
The waves were all-time,
and bread rolls are cheap.
Not that you have
to worry about that.
You have deep
psychological issues.
Mm!
-Sorry.
I'm honored you'd
waste one on me.
It's not wasted.
Do you know how many
preservatives are in these things?
-I don't care.
-Mm.
You know I've got real
food inside, right?
Even have running water.
It's kind of a miracle.
I'm good.
So, what got you into surfing?
Because...
it's us against the system.
The system that kills
the human spirit.
We stand for something.
To all those dead souls
inching along the freeway
in their metal
coffins, we show them
that the human spirit
is still alive.
You did not just quote
"Point Break" at me.
-Maybe.
-Mm.
Mm, but really.
Uh, what got you into surfing?
Because there was
nothing for me on land.
Ooby-dooby, ooby-dooby
Ooby-dooby, ooby-dooby,
ooby-dooby, ooby-dooby
Ooby-dooby
Shit.
Hello?
Anyone here?
Hey, if you can hear me, I'm
just looking for a fin key.
Promise I'll bring it back.
-G'day!
-Jesus!
Yeah, not quite. Tucker.
Sorry man, I was
just looking for a...
Fin key. Yeah, I
got you covered.
Let's see what we can do here.
Hey, you're pretty brave,
surfing up here all alone.
That rip can get pretty hectic.
You're alone, aren't you?
Touch.
Here ya are.
Thanks. I'll bring
it right back.
-I got heaps.
-Cool. Appreciate ya.
Come and see the real thing
Come and see
the real thing
Come and see
I am the real thing
Trying hard to
understand that
Really not, you're seeing me
Trying hard to
understand that...
-Hi.
-What is this?
W-W-Where are we?
We're on his boat.
Whose fucking boat?!
Uh...
Sorry about the smell.
Help!
-No one can hear...
-Help!
Somebody help!
-I've already tried that.
Help!
Shit.
What are you looking for?
Something to get these
fucking cuffs off.
You know how to pick a
lock? What do we need?
Something long and
thin, like a hairpin.
What is it?
Nothing.
She came all the
way from America
She had a blind
date with destiny
And the sound
of Te Awamutu...
Mm!
Hey, is there anyone that'll
come looking for you?
Boyfriend or anything?
There was this guy.
We did the shark dive together.
But...
What?
I don't think you wanna know.
Is anyone looking for you?
No.
Summer's been and gone
Only winter's from now on
Look, her van was towed.
She wouldn't let
that happen, okay?
It's her home. Where...
Where's she gonna sleep?
Look, mate, these transient
types living in their cars...
She's not like that.
How long you known this girl?
I mean... I mean,
it was just...
It was just one night.
Or a day and a night. Uh...
A-A solid 10, 11 hours in total.
But it's not about the quantity,
it's about the quality.
-What was her name?
-Um, Zephyr.
Last name?
Um...
You don't know her last name.
No, I don't.
I should have listened.
My mum didn't want
me taking a gap year.
We had the worst fight
about it before I left.
Now I'm never going
to see her again.
I'm never gonna
see anyone again.
Why didn't she want
you to take it?
Because of this.
She was worried it wasn't safe.
You see all these stories on
the news about travelers and...
She also didn't want me
drifting from the plan.
The plan?
Law school.
House on the same street.
That sounds like her plan.
It's your life.
You should tell her that
when you see her again.
Why are you here?
In... In Australia, I mean.
To surf.
Get as far away from
home as possible.
Is your family back in America?
Which one?
I got a lot of fucking
foster parents to pick from.
Is that why you know
how to pick a lock?
What do you mean?
Like, from juvie or something?
Sorry, I... I didn't
mean to presume.
No, the only thing
I learned in juvie
is sleep with one eye open,
and a shit ton of bad jokes.
Can you tell me one?
Not really in a
joke-telling mood right now.
Just to think about something
else for one second.
Please?
What do you call the useless
piece of skin on a dick?
What?
The man.
That is so true.
Is that an under wire?
Yeah, it's cutting
the shit out of...
-Give it to me!
-Wait, is this for...
-Yes, yes, the fucking lock!
-Oh!
Quick!
Sorry, I'm trying.
Good evening, ladies.
Trust you've had a
chance to get acquainted.
Now, you must be starving.
Oh, not a Vegemite fan?
Well, I s'pose you wouldn't
be the first foreigner
to feel that way, eh?
There you go, just in case.
Water?
Really?
It's a thousand bloody
degrees in here.
Well, please yourself...
-Wait, wait.
Hang on, what's
happened to your...
Hey, asshole. I'm ready
for my dinner now.
Oh, if looks could kill.
Have you ever heard of
the scarlet king snake?
She's a harmless creature,
but quite cleverly mimics
the colorful stripes
of the deadly coral snake.
Now, you're trying hard to
be the coral snake, but...
...we both know that's me.
And you...
Well, you just have a
very pretty pattern.
Mmm.
Tastes like fear.
Hooroo!
Are you alright?
-Fuck!
-What's going on?
Hold on, I have to concentrate.
Have you got it?
Almost there.
Zephyr?
I-I don't feel good.
No!
No, no!
Oh, you're a fighter.
I love fighters.
Makes for a better show.
What is this?
Why is there a camera?
That's perfect.
Stunning, isn't it?
What is this?! What
are you doing?!
You know, most people think
that God is... up here.
Nah.
God's down there.
Where it all started.
Where it all ends.
So, I fish at your beach and
a couple of others, and...
I was really hoping it'd be you.
You know, I see you, like,
come alive on that board.
It's...
...spiritual.
Now, I don't surf, but
I feel the same about...
you know, what I do.
It's...
It's my true calling.
Don't you fucking touch her!
Hey!
Heather.
-Huh?
-Hey.
There you are.
There you are.
You know why sharks are
more scary than mosquitos,
even though mosquitos kill
a million people each year?
I don't fucking care!
It's because people don't
think with their brains.
They think with their guts.
Now, your guts can't understand
mass-murdering insects
and microscopic diseases.
No, what your guts understand...
...is 300 razor-sharp teeth
and 2,500 pounds of muscle
tearing flesh from bone.
What your guts understand
is the hierarchy of
animals in this world.
No! No!
Please stop! Stop!
Please stop, please
stop! Please stop!
Please stop!
What the fuck is wrong with you?
See, the thing about sharks is
they don't actually
enjoy eating people, no.
-I want my Mum!
-She's just a kid...
When they do attack,
it's unquestionably
a case of mistaken identity.
You know, you throw chum
overboard day after day
so tourists can get their kicks,
and pretty soon, sharks start
to associate boats with food.
Now, some might argue that this
is a recipe for more accidents,
and, mm, I'm inclined
to agree with him.
Pull her up! Stop!
Fucking stop!
No! Pull her up! Pull her up!
Just pull her up!
Pull her up, please!
Fuck yeah.
Tell me that ain't the
greatest show on Earth.
Oh, come on, don't be like that.
I know you ladies don't like
playing second fiddle, but...
it'll be your time to
shine tomorrow night.
I got some money
in my pocket
I got the car
keys in my hand
I got myself a
couple of tickets
To see a rock
'n' rollin' band
Come on, girl, just
get on your shoes
We're gonna hear some sounds
Come on, babe, you know there
ain't no time to mess around
Evie
Evie, Evie, Evie, let
your hair hang down
Evie, Evie
Let your hair hang down
You got the body of a woman
The way you move
it like a queen
Come on, babe, you know there
ain't no time to mess around
Evie, Evie, Evie, let
your hair hang down
Evie, Evie
Evie, let your
hair hang down
Evie, Evie, Evie, let
your hair hang down
Evie, Evie
Let your hair hang down
So, won't you try it, baby
I'll take you by the hand
Fuck!
Fuck!
May I?
Ah, come on, I know what
you're thinking, but...
a joke's only funny once.
Hey, listen, you've
lost a lot of fluid
and you know, you're gonna
need your strength later.
Where's that fight
I saw in you, huh?
Get away from me,
you twisted fuck.
Do you understand what
happens to the ecosystem
if you remove the shark?
Ah, their... their prey
operates without constraint.
But the shark...
The shark brings order.
And without this...
chaos reigns and...
...well, weaker
creatures just...
think they can do
whatever they want.
Jesus.
Give me a fucking break.
I've never met anyone
who likes the sound of
their voice so much.
Don't compare
yourself to the shark.
They're highly evolved.
You're just a pathetic
coward who kills women
because Mommy never
loved you, or whatever.
You are the lowest of the low.
A worm.
Even lower than a worm.
You are the toxic fucking
trash that floats in the ocean.
Hm.
I notice you haven't
used the facilities yet.
You might want to consider that.
You know, things can
tend to get a little...
undignified.
No! Pull her up, pull her up!
Please, please, pull her up!
Come on...
Hello? Hello?
Help! I need help!
Help! Help!
Help! Help!
Well, at least someone's
having a good time, eh?
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah.
Hey, be careful with that.
Hey, you fuckin' put that down.
You put that down or
you won't even make it
to the fucking hook.
Ah!
Aah!
We're looking for a
blonde female Caucasian...
Hey!
Hey, Milo, shut
up! Hey, Tucky!
Mate, I thought you
were gone all week.
I gotta get some supplies.
That's not like you to run out.
First time for everything.
Mate, I got something for ya.
Mate, will you stop? I
got something good for us.
Yesterday, some
rich wanker, right,
pulls up with his
rich wanker kid
on a rich wanker boat.
But it was nice, mate.
They want to go diving.
I tell them the
Tuck's on hols, mate.
But now since you're back,
maybe we can catch them
before they go, mate.
I got their number
just in case, if...
It's on one of these.
Alright, I reckon there's gonna
be a nice tip in this for you
and maybe there's just
a little finder's fee
for the old Daveroo, mate.
Ahoy there!
Tucker's Shark Experience
is currently closed
while your captain takes
a well-earned holiday.
Please call back after the
13th and I'll introduce you
to the most misunderstood
creatures on Earth.
Uh, hi. Um...
I'm not exactly sure
what I'm asking for,
but, uh, just give me
a call back, please.
Thanks.
Can you fucking move?
What?
Fuck. Fuck.
Hey, hey, hey.
Thank you.
You gotta go... go find
a paperclip or a skewer
or fucking something
to pick the locks with.
I'll talk you through it.
Quick, before he comes back.
Go! And call the cops!
Police, fire, or ambulance?
Hello? Police,
fire, or ambulance?
Poli...
Sorry, I can't hear you.
Could you repeat that?
Help!
Aah!
Sir, if you need assistance
but you're unable to speak,
please press...
Where the fuck
did you come from?
Tuck, are you...
Are you alright, mate?
-Hello?!
Moses?
-Please!
-Hello?
Jesus, what...
-Help!
Mate, have you got a sheila
down there I don't know about?
Fuck, Tuck!
Oh, God. What did
you do to him?
Moses! Moses!
Zeph.
I'm right here.
I have fucked up the rescue.
You almost stuck it.
Hm.
Some hero I turned out to be.
Coming to find me
is hero enough.
Don't suppose you got
through to the cops?
I didn't get to
say where we were.
Why are we stopping?
That bad, huh?
Why'd you do a
runner that morning?
I told you. Early
bird gets the barrel.
Bullshit.
Tell me you didn't feel it.
I'm just better off alone.
No one's better off alone.
That's just
something people say.
No. It's not.
You don't know
me. You don't...
I know you.
I know you dig Creedence.
I know you're...
in the Guinness Book of Records
for the most bread rolls
consumed in one day.
I know you're tough.
And I know you're really warm.
And funny.
I know...
No, I sense...
...that you haven't
had as much kindness
in your life as you deserve.
Stop.
That's why you ran.
Because...
...it's hard to trust when...
...all you know is
why you shouldn't.
M-Moses, I really don't have
the strength for this right now.
No, you can't!
I've decided to add a matinee.
Holy fuck. Who
the fuck is that?!
-No!
-Aah! Ah!
Wait. Wait, wait, wait.
No, he's not a tourist.
He drives his Mom's
Volvo, for fuck's sake.
He has money. Think about it.
They're never gonna
stop looking for him.
Don't be fucking stupid.
No!
No!
Moses!
Help!
Aah!
Fucking help!
No!
Fuck!
Wait!
Put me up instead.
-Zeph, no!
-Please!
H-He doesn't deserve this!
Aw, how romantic.
It's too bad I'm
more of a horror fan.
Fuck! Fuck! Wait,
wait, wait, wait.
Stop! Fuck!
Fuck!
Don't you fucking move!
Be as still as you possibly can.
That's a bull shark.
Most culled shark in the ocean.
Serious anger issues.
No!
Fuck you!
Well, that oughta
ring the dinner bell.
Fuck!
Please, don't do this.
Fuck yeah.
Brief intermission,
ladies and gentlemen.
Moses?
Where's that fuckin' chopper?
Keep going.
Keep going. Keep going.
Fuck!
Ugh...
Guessing he's not hungry.
Look, if it's any
consolation, you...
You weren't right
for each other.
You know, he's
soft and... gooey.
And you're hard.
You're hard as nails.
Like me.
I'm nothing like you.
Yeah, you are.
Yeah, you and me...
...we're sharks.
Solitary creatures.
We fend for ourselves.
Yeah, I've got a feeling that
tonight's show is gonna be
fuckin' one for the ages.
Fuck.
It's probably a good
thing you can't see this.
Mommy Shark
Mommy Shark
Mommy Shark
Mommy Shark
Mommy Shark
Mommy Shark
Mommy Shark
Mommy Shark
Oh, yes, yes, yes!
Oh, fuck, fuck,
fuck, fuck, fuck.
No. Fuck!
Oh!
Help!
Help!
For you are mine at last
For you are mine
At last
Zeph.
Oh, mate, you think you
don't want to watch...
But deep down... you do.
That's the thing
about us men, man.
We don't really know what's
inside until it pops out.
And once that happens, there's
really no stuffing it back in.
Now, can either of you tell me
why the marlin is the sports
fisherman's fish of choice?
Anyone? I'll give you a hint.
It's not because of her size
and it's not because
of her beauty.
It's because of her... fight!
See, every fisherman
loves a good fight.
And you'll get a marlin
and you'll fuckin'
bring her right in there
and you'll get her
right up to the boat
and you'll think you've got her
and then fuckin'... zzzz!
She makes another run for it
and it's fucking
exhilarating, man.
You know?
But the thing the
fish doesn't realize
is that once that hook sets,
no matter how hard she runs,
doesn't matter how many times...
she's already in the boat.
And the game's rigged, you know?
'Cause it's life and
death for the fish.
But for the fishermen,
it's just an afternoon of
good old-fashioned fun.
Fun can't last forever,
though, can it?
No, no.
No, sooner or later, the
marlin must meet her fate.
Oh!
Oh, I'd hoped this would
be one for the ages.
I was right.
Fuck, she's gonna turn
those little arms and legs
into toothpicks.
Right! Places, please!
And...
action!
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck, be calm.
Be calm.
-Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Stop!
Oi! Get!
Go on, get! It's
not your night.
Where are ya?
I know you're there, babe, or
the bull wouldn't have left.
You just won't quit,
will you, marlin?
Behind you!
-Boo!
-Aah!
Where are you, marlin?
Ooby dooby, motherfucker.
Aah!
Zeph!
Zeph!
Zeph!
Moses? Hey.
Moses!
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Moses, wake up. Wake up.
Moses, please wake up.
Hey.
Help!
Help! Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Moses! Hey, hey, Mo, wake up.
Moses, wake up.
Help is on the way.
Hey. Please wake up.
Please. Hey.
Hey, hey. Moses.
Hey, I want to
tell you something.
When I said there's
nothing for me on land?
There's you. Okay?
Please wake up.
Oh, my God.
I knew it.
Hey, baby, when
you jump over here
When you do the ooby-dooby
I want to be near
Ooby-dooby
Ooby-dooby
Ooby-dooby, ooby-dooby,
ooby-dooby, ooby-dooby
Ooby-dooby
Well, you wiggle to the
left, wiggle to the right
Do the ooby-dooby
with all of your might
Ooby-dooby
Ooby-dooby
Ooby-dooby, ooby-dooby,
ooby-dooby, ooby-dooby
Do-wah-do-wah-do-wah
Well, you wiggle and you
shake like a big rattle snake
You do the ooby-dooby till
you think your heart'll break
Ooby-dooby
Ooby-dooby
Ooby-dooby, ooby-dooby,
ooby-dooby, ooby-dooby
Do-wah-do-wah-do-wah
Do-wah-do-wah-ah
Do-wah-do-wah-do-wah-ah
Ooby-dooby
Ooby-dooby
Ooby-dooby
Well, you'll be struttin'
'cause now you know
How to do the ooby-dooby,
now baby let's go!
Ooby-dooby
Ooby-dooby
Ooby-dooby, ooby-dooby,
ooby-dooby, ooby-dooby
Do-wah-do-wah-do-wah
Hey, baby, jump over here
When you do the
ooby-dooby I gotta be near
Ooby-dooby
Ooby-dooby
Ooby-dooby, ooby-dooby,
ooby-dooby, ooby-dooby
Do-wah-do-wah-do-wah
Don't walk up
close behind her
Don't whisper in her ear
Don't think you
can outsmart her
For soon you'll disappear
Be careful what you wish for
Little fishies that you took
There's blood
all in the water
And you just got the hook
No man will ever own her
She's dangerous
The queen below the water
She's dangerous
Don't ever swim above her
She's dangerous
Don't say I didn't warn ya
Don't tread where
you not oughta
Don't curse away the sun
Don't play the game
that brought ya
The sickness on the rain
Don't sleep without
the darkness
Don't dream
without the light
The twisted mind inside ya
Is bound to feel the bite
No man will ever own her
She's dangerous
The queen below the water
She's dangerous
Don't ever swim above her
She's dangerous
Don't say I didn't warn ya
She's dangerous
No man will ever own her
She's dangerous
The queen below the water
She's dangerous
Don't ever swim above her
She's dangerous
Don't say I didn't warn ya
Looks pretty dead.
Should we just go?
Didn't book, eh?
Thought we'd just try our luck.
Wouldn't recommend it.
Especially not you.
Okay, yeah, why's that?
Last group he took out,
there was a young fella...
Looked like you. College kid.
He was taking a piss
off the side of the boat
and a bull shark jumped up.
Bit his dick off.
God!
Well, I don't like your chances.
Tuck only started
his holidays today,
and he doesn't interrupt
his hols for no one.
Speak of the devil, here he is.
Milo, shut up!
Mate, you won't need that.
We got some live
chum for you here.
Ah! Who do we have here, then?
Greg.
Tucker. American?
-Canadian.
-Ah, lucky escape.
And this friendly
face belongs to?
-Heather.
-Ah!
Let her answer
for herself, Greg.
-I'm Heather.
-Heather, lovely.
Let me guess... Pom?
Oh, not bloody s'posed to
say that anymore, are we?
No, it's fine.
Um, English, yes.
Mate, I told them you
were on hols, Tuck.
Ah, so where are you two
lovebirds staying, then?
Oh, we're not together. Um...
Just... Just staying
at the hostel.
-Okay.
-Sorry we didn't book.
We were supposed to go to
SeaWorld with a bunch of others,
but we slept in.
It was a big night.
Yeah, I bet.
Sorry.
So, ah...
I guess no one even knows
you guys are here, then.
Why?
Well, I just want to make sure
your last will and
testament's in order.
We will be swimming
with sharks, after all.
-Oh.
-Sweet.
So, I'm seven years old.
I'm out there on
my boogie board,
splashing around in
the shallows, you know.
Scrawny little arms and
legs kind of flapping away
and swimming out there
and, I don't know,
I guess from underneath I
must have looked like a seal.
Fuckin' boom!
This bloody white gets me.
-And it just let you go?
-Yeah.
You are looking at a genuine
walking, talking miracle.
Did it hurt?
Well, it didn't tickle.
Yeah, it didn't tickle.
Woke me up, though, you know?
I've been wide awake ever since.
And this was just random?
I mean, apparently
there was a sign
about a shark sighting
or something, but...
oopsie!
Wasn't there someone
watching you?
Well...
Let's just say I used to
spend a lot of time on my own.
I just can't believe you
do this for a living.
I'd never go near
water again after that.
It's not the shark's fault.
-You okay?
-Yep.
-It'll be alright.
-It's fine, yeah.
It's gonna be a
great experience.
Yeah.
Alright, crew!
Enough foreplay. Let's,
uh, get you two wet!
-Okay...
-Don't worry, I got you.
Oh, my God, I can't believe
I let you talk me into this.
Oh! Oh!
Oh, it's a mako.
Cheetahs of the sea.
I can't do it.
I-I can't...
Well, not yet, you can't.
'Cause there's still one
thing we need to take care of.
Now, listen. This
is a very special
ancient relaxation practice
that, uh, was taught to me
and then it took many
years at sea to master.
If you'll just go with me
here, I promise you it'll help.
Now close your eyes.
Take a big, deep inhale.
And out.
And in.
And out.
Baaaaaaaaa...
...by shark, doo
doo doo doo doo doo
Baby shark, doo
doo doo doo doo doo
Baby shark, doo doo doo
doo doo doo doo -Wha...?
- Baby shark - No.
- Baby shark - Doo
doo doo doo doo doo
It only works if you sing along.
-I can't!
-Baby shark
Doo doo doo doo doo doo
Baby shark...
-Come on, Heather!
Baby shark
Here comes Mommy Shark
Doo doo doo doo doo doo
Mommy shark, doo
doo doo doo doo doo
Mommy shark, doo
doo doo doo doo doo
Mommy Shark and Daddy...
Mm-hmm. Mm.
Oh, my God, that was amazing!
Shits all over Sea World, eh?
You can say that again.
Yeah, something to tell
the grand-kiddies one day.
Dude. So awesome.
Yeah.
Oh, man, thanks so much
for fitting us in...
Welcome aboard.
On the floors of Tokyo
Or down in London
town to go, go
With a record selection
and a mirror's reflection
I'm dancing with myself
When there's no
one else in sight
In the crowded lonely night
Well, I wait so long
for my love vibration
And I'm dancing with myself
Oh, oh, oh,
dancing with myself
Oh, oh, oh,
dancing with myself
When there's nothing to lose
and there's nothing to prove
Then I'm dancing
with myself
Oh, oh, oh, oh
If I looked all
over the world
And there's every
type of girl
But your empty eyes
seem to pass me by
Leave me dancing
with myself
So let's sink another drink
'Cause it'll give
me time to think
If I had the chance, I'd
ask the world to dance
And I'd be dancing
with myself
Oh, oh, oh,
dancing with myself
Oh, oh, oh,
dancing with myself
When there's nothing to lose
and there's nothing to prove
Then I'm dancing with myself
Should be there. Did
you look where I said?
Yeah, I looked. I can't
find the jumper cables.
Oh. Must be out, then. Sorry.
Thanks.
Don't s'pose you have any?
Nah.
What's up?
Hey, how's it going?
Cracker day out there, eh?
Well, if I looked
all over the world
And there's every
type of girl
But your empty eyes
seem to pass me by
Leave me dancing with myself
So let's sink another drink
Hey.
Me again.
Yeah, dude, I said
I can't help you.
Ah, you really don't
have jumper cables?
For this?
-What can I say?
I live life on the edge.
I think the cashier might want
to see that security footage.
Are you serious?
Is this really
what you're doing?
You're blackmailing me.
Well, I just need
to get to my car.
I've walked like ten blocks
and I can't find any.
Look, I'm not a
serial killer, okay?
Promise.
Aisle or window?
I have... I have this theory
that, um, aisle people are
more... open and friendly
whereas, uh, window
people are more, um...
private and thoughtful.
Getting major window vibes.
Is this a Mormon thing?
'Cause I'm not joining,
so you can save it.
Why... Why would you
think I'm a Mormon?
Dude, you look like you stepped
out of The Book of Mormon.
Okay, yeah. No, I'm, uh...
I'm in real estate.
Great.
Selling apartments,
not eternal salvation.
Can you just shut the fuck up?
Ah, yep.
Yep.
-Nice wheels.
-That was my mum's.
You know, she gave
me a good deal.
Is that your mom's, too?
So, where you been surfing?
Oh, ah, Snapper,
mostly. It's been good.
The peak's a little
shifty, though.
Yeah.
Do you want to know
a local secret?
Okay.
You can't tell a soul, though.
Window person, remember?
Yeah. Right.
Okay, well, next
time you paddle out,
you want to look to
shore for the blue bench.
Right, you wanna sit right
in the middle of that bench.
You'll double your wave count.
Thanks.
And look, for the record, I...
I never would have
narked about the Slurpee.
No, yeah, I probably
shouldn't have
judged a book by its
cover, so... we're good.
Moses Markley.
-Zephyr.
-Nice to meet you, Zephyr.
Now go start your car.
Yes, ma'am.
Yes! You're a lifesaver.
-You bet.
-Thank you.
You a Creedence fan, huh?
Hell yeah. Are you into 'em?
Yeah, sure, just not this song.
What's... What's wrong
with "Ooby Dooby"?
Dude, you have "Fortunate Son,"
about poor kids fighting
rich people's wars.
And then you have "Long
As I Can See the Light,"
about, like, an outsider
searching to feel understood.
And...
And then you have
"Ooby-fuckin'-Dooby,"
you know, about some
goofy-ass dance.
I just, I don't know.
Yeah, it's a bad song.
Objectively.
-Okay.
The dance is a metaphor.
The song's about love.
-Wow.
It's about that "ooby dooby"
feeling you get in your heart...
-Okay.
-...when you find the one,
and you just gotta go for it.
So what's the alternative?
Your lips, my lips
Apocalypse
Your lips, my lips
Apocalypse
Go and sneak us
through the rivers
-Ow, ow!
-What, what, what, what?
What?
It's a fin key.
Come out and haunt me
I know you want me
Come out and haunt me
Sharing all your secrets with
each other since you were kids
-Give me a number.
-No way.
Oh, come on, I won't
judge. Promise.
Okay.
Nine.
Nine! [ Coughs ] Fuck.
Oh, fuck off. You
just said no judgment.
Yeah, but...
nine bread rolls in one day?
What can I say?
The waves were all-time,
and bread rolls are cheap.
Not that you have
to worry about that.
You have deep
psychological issues.
Mm!
-Sorry.
I'm honored you'd
waste one on me.
It's not wasted.
Do you know how many
preservatives are in these things?
-I don't care.
-Mm.
You know I've got real
food inside, right?
Even have running water.
It's kind of a miracle.
I'm good.
So, what got you into surfing?
Because...
it's us against the system.
The system that kills
the human spirit.
We stand for something.
To all those dead souls
inching along the freeway
in their metal
coffins, we show them
that the human spirit
is still alive.
You did not just quote
"Point Break" at me.
-Maybe.
-Mm.
Mm, but really.
Uh, what got you into surfing?
Because there was
nothing for me on land.
Ooby-dooby, ooby-dooby
Ooby-dooby, ooby-dooby,
ooby-dooby, ooby-dooby
Ooby-dooby
Shit.
Hello?
Anyone here?
Hey, if you can hear me, I'm
just looking for a fin key.
Promise I'll bring it back.
-G'day!
-Jesus!
Yeah, not quite. Tucker.
Sorry man, I was
just looking for a...
Fin key. Yeah, I
got you covered.
Let's see what we can do here.
Hey, you're pretty brave,
surfing up here all alone.
That rip can get pretty hectic.
You're alone, aren't you?
Touch.
Here ya are.
Thanks. I'll bring
it right back.
-I got heaps.
-Cool. Appreciate ya.
Come and see the real thing
Come and see
the real thing
Come and see
I am the real thing
Trying hard to
understand that
Really not, you're seeing me
Trying hard to
understand that...
-Hi.
-What is this?
W-W-Where are we?
We're on his boat.
Whose fucking boat?!
Uh...
Sorry about the smell.
Help!
-No one can hear...
-Help!
Somebody help!
-I've already tried that.
Help!
Shit.
What are you looking for?
Something to get these
fucking cuffs off.
You know how to pick a
lock? What do we need?
Something long and
thin, like a hairpin.
What is it?
Nothing.
She came all the
way from America
She had a blind
date with destiny
And the sound
of Te Awamutu...
Mm!
Hey, is there anyone that'll
come looking for you?
Boyfriend or anything?
There was this guy.
We did the shark dive together.
But...
What?
I don't think you wanna know.
Is anyone looking for you?
No.
Summer's been and gone
Only winter's from now on
Look, her van was towed.
She wouldn't let
that happen, okay?
It's her home. Where...
Where's she gonna sleep?
Look, mate, these transient
types living in their cars...
She's not like that.
How long you known this girl?
I mean... I mean,
it was just...
It was just one night.
Or a day and a night. Uh...
A-A solid 10, 11 hours in total.
But it's not about the quantity,
it's about the quality.
-What was her name?
-Um, Zephyr.
Last name?
Um...
You don't know her last name.
No, I don't.
I should have listened.
My mum didn't want
me taking a gap year.
We had the worst fight
about it before I left.
Now I'm never going
to see her again.
I'm never gonna
see anyone again.
Why didn't she want
you to take it?
Because of this.
She was worried it wasn't safe.
You see all these stories on
the news about travelers and...
She also didn't want me
drifting from the plan.
The plan?
Law school.
House on the same street.
That sounds like her plan.
It's your life.
You should tell her that
when you see her again.
Why are you here?
In... In Australia, I mean.
To surf.
Get as far away from
home as possible.
Is your family back in America?
Which one?
I got a lot of fucking
foster parents to pick from.
Is that why you know
how to pick a lock?
What do you mean?
Like, from juvie or something?
Sorry, I... I didn't
mean to presume.
No, the only thing
I learned in juvie
is sleep with one eye open,
and a shit ton of bad jokes.
Can you tell me one?
Not really in a
joke-telling mood right now.
Just to think about something
else for one second.
Please?
What do you call the useless
piece of skin on a dick?
What?
The man.
That is so true.
Is that an under wire?
Yeah, it's cutting
the shit out of...
-Give it to me!
-Wait, is this for...
-Yes, yes, the fucking lock!
-Oh!
Quick!
Sorry, I'm trying.
Good evening, ladies.
Trust you've had a
chance to get acquainted.
Now, you must be starving.
Oh, not a Vegemite fan?
Well, I s'pose you wouldn't
be the first foreigner
to feel that way, eh?
There you go, just in case.
Water?
Really?
It's a thousand bloody
degrees in here.
Well, please yourself...
-Wait, wait.
Hang on, what's
happened to your...
Hey, asshole. I'm ready
for my dinner now.
Oh, if looks could kill.
Have you ever heard of
the scarlet king snake?
She's a harmless creature,
but quite cleverly mimics
the colorful stripes
of the deadly coral snake.
Now, you're trying hard to
be the coral snake, but...
...we both know that's me.
And you...
Well, you just have a
very pretty pattern.
Mmm.
Tastes like fear.
Hooroo!
Are you alright?
-Fuck!
-What's going on?
Hold on, I have to concentrate.
Have you got it?
Almost there.
Zephyr?
I-I don't feel good.
No!
No, no!
Oh, you're a fighter.
I love fighters.
Makes for a better show.
What is this?
Why is there a camera?
That's perfect.
Stunning, isn't it?
What is this?! What
are you doing?!
You know, most people think
that God is... up here.
Nah.
God's down there.
Where it all started.
Where it all ends.
So, I fish at your beach and
a couple of others, and...
I was really hoping it'd be you.
You know, I see you, like,
come alive on that board.
It's...
...spiritual.
Now, I don't surf, but
I feel the same about...
you know, what I do.
It's...
It's my true calling.
Don't you fucking touch her!
Hey!
Heather.
-Huh?
-Hey.
There you are.
There you are.
You know why sharks are
more scary than mosquitos,
even though mosquitos kill
a million people each year?
I don't fucking care!
It's because people don't
think with their brains.
They think with their guts.
Now, your guts can't understand
mass-murdering insects
and microscopic diseases.
No, what your guts understand...
...is 300 razor-sharp teeth
and 2,500 pounds of muscle
tearing flesh from bone.
What your guts understand
is the hierarchy of
animals in this world.
No! No!
Please stop! Stop!
Please stop, please
stop! Please stop!
Please stop!
What the fuck is wrong with you?
See, the thing about sharks is
they don't actually
enjoy eating people, no.
-I want my Mum!
-She's just a kid...
When they do attack,
it's unquestionably
a case of mistaken identity.
You know, you throw chum
overboard day after day
so tourists can get their kicks,
and pretty soon, sharks start
to associate boats with food.
Now, some might argue that this
is a recipe for more accidents,
and, mm, I'm inclined
to agree with him.
Pull her up! Stop!
Fucking stop!
No! Pull her up! Pull her up!
Just pull her up!
Pull her up, please!
Fuck yeah.
Tell me that ain't the
greatest show on Earth.
Oh, come on, don't be like that.
I know you ladies don't like
playing second fiddle, but...
it'll be your time to
shine tomorrow night.
I got some money
in my pocket
I got the car
keys in my hand
I got myself a
couple of tickets
To see a rock
'n' rollin' band
Come on, girl, just
get on your shoes
We're gonna hear some sounds
Come on, babe, you know there
ain't no time to mess around
Evie
Evie, Evie, Evie, let
your hair hang down
Evie, Evie
Let your hair hang down
You got the body of a woman
The way you move
it like a queen
Come on, babe, you know there
ain't no time to mess around
Evie, Evie, Evie, let
your hair hang down
Evie, Evie
Evie, let your
hair hang down
Evie, Evie, Evie, let
your hair hang down
Evie, Evie
Let your hair hang down
So, won't you try it, baby
I'll take you by the hand
Fuck!
Fuck!
May I?
Ah, come on, I know what
you're thinking, but...
a joke's only funny once.
Hey, listen, you've
lost a lot of fluid
and you know, you're gonna
need your strength later.
Where's that fight
I saw in you, huh?
Get away from me,
you twisted fuck.
Do you understand what
happens to the ecosystem
if you remove the shark?
Ah, their... their prey
operates without constraint.
But the shark...
The shark brings order.
And without this...
chaos reigns and...
...well, weaker
creatures just...
think they can do
whatever they want.
Jesus.
Give me a fucking break.
I've never met anyone
who likes the sound of
their voice so much.
Don't compare
yourself to the shark.
They're highly evolved.
You're just a pathetic
coward who kills women
because Mommy never
loved you, or whatever.
You are the lowest of the low.
A worm.
Even lower than a worm.
You are the toxic fucking
trash that floats in the ocean.
Hm.
I notice you haven't
used the facilities yet.
You might want to consider that.
You know, things can
tend to get a little...
undignified.
No! Pull her up, pull her up!
Please, please, pull her up!
Come on...
Hello? Hello?
Help! I need help!
Help! Help!
Help! Help!
Well, at least someone's
having a good time, eh?
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah.
Hey, be careful with that.
Hey, you fuckin' put that down.
You put that down or
you won't even make it
to the fucking hook.
Ah!
Aah!
We're looking for a
blonde female Caucasian...
Hey!
Hey, Milo, shut
up! Hey, Tucky!
Mate, I thought you
were gone all week.
I gotta get some supplies.
That's not like you to run out.
First time for everything.
Mate, I got something for ya.
Mate, will you stop? I
got something good for us.
Yesterday, some
rich wanker, right,
pulls up with his
rich wanker kid
on a rich wanker boat.
But it was nice, mate.
They want to go diving.
I tell them the
Tuck's on hols, mate.
But now since you're back,
maybe we can catch them
before they go, mate.
I got their number
just in case, if...
It's on one of these.
Alright, I reckon there's gonna
be a nice tip in this for you
and maybe there's just
a little finder's fee
for the old Daveroo, mate.
Ahoy there!
Tucker's Shark Experience
is currently closed
while your captain takes
a well-earned holiday.
Please call back after the
13th and I'll introduce you
to the most misunderstood
creatures on Earth.
Uh, hi. Um...
I'm not exactly sure
what I'm asking for,
but, uh, just give me
a call back, please.
Thanks.
Can you fucking move?
What?
Fuck. Fuck.
Hey, hey, hey.
Thank you.
You gotta go... go find
a paperclip or a skewer
or fucking something
to pick the locks with.
I'll talk you through it.
Quick, before he comes back.
Go! And call the cops!
Police, fire, or ambulance?
Hello? Police,
fire, or ambulance?
Poli...
Sorry, I can't hear you.
Could you repeat that?
Help!
Aah!
Sir, if you need assistance
but you're unable to speak,
please press...
Where the fuck
did you come from?
Tuck, are you...
Are you alright, mate?
-Hello?!
Moses?
-Please!
-Hello?
Jesus, what...
-Help!
Mate, have you got a sheila
down there I don't know about?
Fuck, Tuck!
Oh, God. What did
you do to him?
Moses! Moses!
Zeph.
I'm right here.
I have fucked up the rescue.
You almost stuck it.
Hm.
Some hero I turned out to be.
Coming to find me
is hero enough.
Don't suppose you got
through to the cops?
I didn't get to
say where we were.
Why are we stopping?
That bad, huh?
Why'd you do a
runner that morning?
I told you. Early
bird gets the barrel.
Bullshit.
Tell me you didn't feel it.
I'm just better off alone.
No one's better off alone.
That's just
something people say.
No. It's not.
You don't know
me. You don't...
I know you.
I know you dig Creedence.
I know you're...
in the Guinness Book of Records
for the most bread rolls
consumed in one day.
I know you're tough.
And I know you're really warm.
And funny.
I know...
No, I sense...
...that you haven't
had as much kindness
in your life as you deserve.
Stop.
That's why you ran.
Because...
...it's hard to trust when...
...all you know is
why you shouldn't.
M-Moses, I really don't have
the strength for this right now.
No, you can't!
I've decided to add a matinee.
Holy fuck. Who
the fuck is that?!
-No!
-Aah! Ah!
Wait. Wait, wait, wait.
No, he's not a tourist.
He drives his Mom's
Volvo, for fuck's sake.
He has money. Think about it.
They're never gonna
stop looking for him.
Don't be fucking stupid.
No!
No!
Moses!
Help!
Aah!
Fucking help!
No!
Fuck!
Wait!
Put me up instead.
-Zeph, no!
-Please!
H-He doesn't deserve this!
Aw, how romantic.
It's too bad I'm
more of a horror fan.
Fuck! Fuck! Wait,
wait, wait, wait.
Stop! Fuck!
Fuck!
Don't you fucking move!
Be as still as you possibly can.
That's a bull shark.
Most culled shark in the ocean.
Serious anger issues.
No!
Fuck you!
Well, that oughta
ring the dinner bell.
Fuck!
Please, don't do this.
Fuck yeah.
Brief intermission,
ladies and gentlemen.
Moses?
Where's that fuckin' chopper?
Keep going.
Keep going. Keep going.
Fuck!
Ugh...
Guessing he's not hungry.
Look, if it's any
consolation, you...
You weren't right
for each other.
You know, he's
soft and... gooey.
And you're hard.
You're hard as nails.
Like me.
I'm nothing like you.
Yeah, you are.
Yeah, you and me...
...we're sharks.
Solitary creatures.
We fend for ourselves.
Yeah, I've got a feeling that
tonight's show is gonna be
fuckin' one for the ages.
Fuck.
It's probably a good
thing you can't see this.
Mommy Shark
Mommy Shark
Mommy Shark
Mommy Shark
Mommy Shark
Mommy Shark
Mommy Shark
Mommy Shark
Oh, yes, yes, yes!
Oh, fuck, fuck,
fuck, fuck, fuck.
No. Fuck!
Oh!
Help!
Help!
For you are mine at last
For you are mine
At last
Zeph.
Oh, mate, you think you
don't want to watch...
But deep down... you do.
That's the thing
about us men, man.
We don't really know what's
inside until it pops out.
And once that happens, there's
really no stuffing it back in.
Now, can either of you tell me
why the marlin is the sports
fisherman's fish of choice?
Anyone? I'll give you a hint.
It's not because of her size
and it's not because
of her beauty.
It's because of her... fight!
See, every fisherman
loves a good fight.
And you'll get a marlin
and you'll fuckin'
bring her right in there
and you'll get her
right up to the boat
and you'll think you've got her
and then fuckin'... zzzz!
She makes another run for it
and it's fucking
exhilarating, man.
You know?
But the thing the
fish doesn't realize
is that once that hook sets,
no matter how hard she runs,
doesn't matter how many times...
she's already in the boat.
And the game's rigged, you know?
'Cause it's life and
death for the fish.
But for the fishermen,
it's just an afternoon of
good old-fashioned fun.
Fun can't last forever,
though, can it?
No, no.
No, sooner or later, the
marlin must meet her fate.
Oh!
Oh, I'd hoped this would
be one for the ages.
I was right.
Fuck, she's gonna turn
those little arms and legs
into toothpicks.
Right! Places, please!
And...
action!
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck, be calm.
Be calm.
-Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Stop!
Oi! Get!
Go on, get! It's
not your night.
Where are ya?
I know you're there, babe, or
the bull wouldn't have left.
You just won't quit,
will you, marlin?
Behind you!
-Boo!
-Aah!
Where are you, marlin?
Ooby dooby, motherfucker.
Aah!
Zeph!
Zeph!
Zeph!
Moses? Hey.
Moses!
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Moses, wake up. Wake up.
Moses, please wake up.
Hey.
Help!
Help! Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Moses! Hey, hey, Mo, wake up.
Moses, wake up.
Help is on the way.
Hey. Please wake up.
Please. Hey.
Hey, hey. Moses.
Hey, I want to
tell you something.
When I said there's
nothing for me on land?
There's you. Okay?
Please wake up.
Oh, my God.
I knew it.
Hey, baby, when
you jump over here
When you do the ooby-dooby
I want to be near
Ooby-dooby
Ooby-dooby
Ooby-dooby, ooby-dooby,
ooby-dooby, ooby-dooby
Ooby-dooby
Well, you wiggle to the
left, wiggle to the right
Do the ooby-dooby
with all of your might
Ooby-dooby
Ooby-dooby
Ooby-dooby, ooby-dooby,
ooby-dooby, ooby-dooby
Do-wah-do-wah-do-wah
Well, you wiggle and you
shake like a big rattle snake
You do the ooby-dooby till
you think your heart'll break
Ooby-dooby
Ooby-dooby
Ooby-dooby, ooby-dooby,
ooby-dooby, ooby-dooby
Do-wah-do-wah-do-wah
Do-wah-do-wah-ah
Do-wah-do-wah-do-wah-ah
Ooby-dooby
Ooby-dooby
Ooby-dooby
Well, you'll be struttin'
'cause now you know
How to do the ooby-dooby,
now baby let's go!
Ooby-dooby
Ooby-dooby
Ooby-dooby, ooby-dooby,
ooby-dooby, ooby-dooby
Do-wah-do-wah-do-wah
Hey, baby, jump over here
When you do the
ooby-dooby I gotta be near
Ooby-dooby
Ooby-dooby
Ooby-dooby, ooby-dooby,
ooby-dooby, ooby-dooby
Do-wah-do-wah-do-wah
Don't walk up
close behind her
Don't whisper in her ear
Don't think you
can outsmart her
For soon you'll disappear
Be careful what you wish for
Little fishies that you took
There's blood
all in the water
And you just got the hook
No man will ever own her
She's dangerous
The queen below the water
She's dangerous
Don't ever swim above her
She's dangerous
Don't say I didn't warn ya
Don't tread where
you not oughta
Don't curse away the sun
Don't play the game
that brought ya
The sickness on the rain
Don't sleep without
the darkness
Don't dream
without the light
The twisted mind inside ya
Is bound to feel the bite
No man will ever own her
She's dangerous
The queen below the water
She's dangerous
Don't ever swim above her
She's dangerous
Don't say I didn't warn ya
She's dangerous
No man will ever own her
She's dangerous
The queen below the water
She's dangerous
Don't ever swim above her
She's dangerous
Don't say I didn't warn ya