Day Dreams (1922) Movie Script

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DAY DREAMS
"I've come to ask for your daughter's hand. I love her."
"Are you even capable of earning a living?"
"Yes, I think so... And to prove it, I'll work very hard. If I fail, I'll kill myself."
"Fine... I'll lend you my revolver."
A few weeks later, his first letter arrives.
My Dear
I'm in charge of a large sanatorium. I must care for 200 patients and perform operations.
Yours truly, Buster.
Dr. Richard M. Scott
DOG AND CAT HOSPITAL
Dearest, owing to a minor accident, I have been forced to abandon my work at the hospital. I am now on Wall Street, where I have been cleaning up in a big way.
CAFE
MONEY TO LOAN
I've had enough of the Stock Exchange. I'm now acting in Hamlet by Shakespeare.
EXICHOP SUEY
HOODLES
SECOND HAND CLOTHING
OLD CLOTHES BOUGHT & SOLD
Dearest, the Crowd was enthusiastic for my performance, but the theatre does not suit me. I am now in the position of having the police follow my every step.
SPEED WAGON
Grocery Store & Gen.l Supplies
AUTOMATIC PRINTING DEVICES CO
MANUFACTURING
MACHINSTS
NO SMOKING
U.S. MAIL
"I'm sorry, I missed."
THE END