Desperate for Marriage (2022) Movie Script
The leadership of our university
established the
"Professor of the Year" award.
I selected 33 candidates.
All students voted and, of course,
as the rector, I voted too.
And I think this choice is
the most unbiased.
This time for teacher of the year
Sergei Navachin was declared.
Nava?ine, congratulations!
Congratulations.
-Nava?ine, go. Go!
Where? Where?
I accept myself.
I create peace
in my soul and heart.
Thank you, friends.
And...
I am a father.
You are like children to me, I...
I am very pleased. It is a great honor.
This test... A prize!
It is the fruit of great love
and great responsibility.
My choice is to break free.
all destructive
fears and doubts.
But I'm ready for anything.
Get rid of fears and doubts!
If anything... We should rejoice.
It's a gift from above.
Let's all rejoice together.
Do you get any money
with the prize?
?alim se.
I changed my mind!
Repeat: "I want to get married."
-I want to get married!
HO?U DA SE UDAM
Hello.
-Why isn't he answering??
Sorry, I didn't hear the phone.
-What didn't you hear? I'm calling you...
Halo?
Halo?
Where did she go...
Good evening.
Can I borrow your phone?
To make a phone call.
Mine ran out... Just now.
You weren't a good boy:
You're late. And I'll punish you.
You, what... Your file?
No, Serjo?a.
We're ovulating.
What ovulation? You're pregnant.
You sent me a test.
It's an ovulation test.
- I thought it was a pregnancy test.
?uti!
Stop - re? je "hr?ak".
Yes ?utim or hr?ak?
Listen, I'm trying to somehow
revive a dead elephant.
A dead elephant?
Let's have a drink first?
Let's relax a little.
I'll
only drink and relax when I get pregnant.
No, when I give birth.
Come on, take off your pants!
You promised me.
?Wait...
Yesterday at the Kaliningrad
University of Student Education
Professor of the Year Awarded
Assistant Professor at the Department of Social
Psychology Sergey Navachin
On behalf of all the people of Kaliningrad,
I congratulate Sergey on this title.
Ljubov Judina was in the studio.
Here is the last copy.
I only found it in the third
store. - Smart girl.
Have you been seeing him for a long time?
-Who?
With Sergey Nava?in.
-Who is he?
Professor of the Year.
You just congratulated him on the program:
I read with an idiot.
I don't know any Navajo.
You called me yesterday
from his phone.
- Did you check the number I called from?
- Yes.
From a mysterious stranger.
I'm complaining.
I took the phone from the taxi driver.
And it turns out he's not a taxi driver.
- Taxi drivers always stand there.
Thanks.
Unbelievable. Yesterday a taxi driver,
and today already Professor of the Year.
Are you jealous?
I saw him for the first time in my life.
I just borrowed the phone.
Dear...
Valeria!
Are we changing the hero?
Sti?i ?u vas.
Should we change the hero
the day before the broadcast?
Listen, we're lucky
Holmsky's in town.
Robert Eduardovich is sleeping.
Thank you for supporting me.
Unknown number
From?
-Sergej Nava?in?
And.
How long have you been seeing Ljuba?
With which Ljuba now?
What are you doing?
-You know who Ljuba is with.
No, I don't know any Ljuba.
And who is that?
Don't act crazy.
She called me yesterday from your number.
Yesterday, a girl on the street
asked me to lend her my phone.
And today she congratulated you
on your award.
Who is that? - You understand? That's
very easy to check.
What is that?
-How long have you been seeing each other?
We don't see each other at all.
-Okay, if that's the case.
I told you.
And who is Ljuba?
Yesterday a girl
approached me on the street.
and asked me to call.
Apparently her name was Ljuba.
I'm afraid to imagine
what will happen after the wedding.
And where did Ljuba come to you?
Where are you?
On the street.
- At the doctor's.
On which street?
- At which doctor's?
Shall I tell you the address?
-At the gynecologist's.
And your mother said
to see an osteopath.
Boulevard Mira 29.
You called my mother?
-What were you doing on Peace Boulevard?
You didn't answer.
-I dropped off a student.
Yesterday there was a banquet
after the awards ceremony.
Sergey, will you drop me off?
?Urim. ?ekaju me when the dog.
We are neighbors.
I live in Kurortnaya.
Discard the young lady
while she's still in your way.
The rector asked you...
-That's his niece, I had to.
I didn't call,
I was at the gynecologist!
Then to the osteopath.
Suddenly there are? a lot of doctors.
- Pre-wedding checkup.
Why didn't you call me
from the gynecologist or osteopath,
but from the phone of some Navajo.
Because my battery
died on the street.
I asked the first passerby.
-Then why are you on Peace Boulevard?
You like to say
that I don't love you.
Stop the car.
I have to go to the bathroom.
While the rector's niece
was in the toilet,
This Ljuba came
up and asked for the phone.
Honey, if I had anything to do with it...
Nava?inom,
Why would I call you
from his number?
Because?
Hello.
Good afternoon.
Judging by the size of the stone,
ne?emo imati problema
s bud?etom za svadbu.
We're getting married someday.
-We all get married someday... For the first time.
And after as long as
the division of property allows.
Okay, okay.
Everything will be fine with you until the grave.
I'm thinking about love.
We'll give you the wedding of the year.
Furious luxury, according to the latest
Moscow trends.
Perhaps, however, it's better to stick to
our concept. -Of course.
That's exactly why we're here.
Because of your concept.
Order some champagne
while I finish my interview.
Mom, what division of property?
Lord, they'll finally stop
asking me why you're not married yet.
Yeah?? I'm thirty.
-Two!
And with your looks,
if you didn't get married before you were thirty,
There's obviously something
wrong with you.
And how was the toilet on Bulevar mira
on your way? Where were you going?
Until the spring. -You said
your niece lives in Kurortna.
He lives there.
-So where did the student come from?
Her friend lives there.
We are ovulating.
I'm preparing a surprise for you...
-The surprise was unnecessary.
That was my grandmother's table.
It was unnecessary to drive
the rector's niece to her friend's house.
I didn't take her to her friend's place.
I drove them together.
Together? You also
gave your friend a ride. -Yes.
-And she's the rector's niece?
-She's not.
Then why did you connect her too?
The rector's niece was drunk.
Very drunk.
Sergei, you are destined
to reject the young lady.
Why is she on trial?
-Because she's our neighbor.
Is there anyone else who wants to be my neighbor?
I can reject all the neighbors.
Are you my neighbors too?
No.
- We live in a dorm.
When do you plan
to tell Robert?
that a balloon wedding is
a really bad idea?
Why is it a bad idea?
Mom is afraid of heights.
And.
But Ljuba and I have always dreamed
of a wedding in balloons.
In that case, I'll hold out.
-Thank you.
For the fulfillment of desires.
Serjo?a, say something about the video blog.
-Please.
I want to make a normal website
for our club. -Why?
To sell flights.
And now they're selling well.
-This way they'll be five times more expensive.
Hello. Buy more expensive.
You like to say I don't love you.
How much are you in total?
Did
you drive the rector's nieces and their friends?
- Is that important? -
I'm just curious.
Stop the car immediately.
-What happened? -I want to go to the bathroom.
The dorm closes in 15 minutes.
Be patient,
I've been suffering for a long time.
I can't take it anymore.
I like it when you say I don't love you.
That only girls can love.
Tri.
-Tri.
Do you want to fly?
-Let the students fly.
In a flock, like after Putin.
I get it, you just
don't want kids.
Case in point, the rector's niece
was drunk.
I didn't want to deal
with her alone.
I decided to give
her friends a ride.
Of course, less hassle.
I wanted to leave her
with her friends at the dorm.
Excuse me?
- I won't let her go.
She's drunk and doesn't live in a dorm.
This isn't a drafty hotel.
I had to take her home.
Klementjeva, what is the address?
Kurortnaya 12, entrance one.
Or two, I don't remember.
That's why I stayed.
Why is some
unknown man calling you?
Do you want
unknown women to call me?
I was complaining.
I don't know why he called me.
Let's go. I haven't seen any Ljuba ,
I don't see you,
and I have no intention of seeing you.
Then why did he say she
congratulated you on your award?
I have no idea. She didn't congratulate me.
She doesn't even know my name.
Serjo?a! Serjo?a!
I made an agreement with the registrar,
we'll get married in the air.
Is everything okay?
Yes. Everything is fine.
Great idea.
We used to have a house here.
Yes, Ljuba told me.
Do you remember how
beautifully the lilac blossomed in the garden in the spring?
I remember lilacs.
I don't remember the house.
I was there recently.
Everything has been built up.
Nema is the son of Nava?inih?
Whose houses?
-Ours. Our neighbors.
Do you remember Nava? -No
.
How can you not remember them?
They lived across the street.
They had a boy.
His name was... Serjocha.
I don't remember any Serjo?e.
Impossible. -I don't remember!
-He was coming to propose to you.
What kind of nonsense is this?
- I have to go.
We haven't talked about the wedding yet.
-I don't feel like getting married right now.
This is the first time I've heard that.
I swear.
I was six
when we moved.
And yesterday you were at the doctor's.
Have a nice evening.
Why are you so sad?
No one was hurt. Except for the wings.
We almost drowned.
- It's waist deep.
Yes, Serjo?a is not a master of sports.
But the students love him very much.
And female students.
Yes, everyone loves him.
They even congratulate him on television.
?facing?
Yesterday at Kaliningrad University
Assistant Professor of the Department of... was named Professor of the Year
Isn't that Ljuba?
Is.
?where?and...
What do you do for weddings?
Someone often asks me
to take a picture.
With other people's flowers, awards
and men.
What is this?
A photograph.
-I can see it's not oil on canvas.
"News anchor Ljubov Judina
Editor Nava?inu doesn't like it."
What's up with that Ljuba?
-Nothing.
They accidentally
took a picture of us together.
Let's go. Finally.
Let's go already.
Listen, let me take a picture
of you presenting the award to Sergey.
No. No painting.
You accidentally took a picture,
took her to a restaurant.
I didn't take her to the restaurant.
-They took a picture of you in front of the restaurant.
-And you accidentally
gave her flowers.
That's my flower.
They gave it to me with a reward.
If the flowers are yours,
where are they?
Gde je cve?e?
Where are you? Flowers?
No flowers, bye-bye!
I gave them to the goalkeeper.
-What kind of goalkeeper?
You have a guard at the Institute.
A bug.
To the doorman at the dormitory.
There's an aunt at the dormitory.
Will you take responsibility for
leaving a child on the street at night?
Don't shift
the responsibility onto me.
Do you want me to give you flowers?
- I will.
And you gave my flowers to
the doorman at the dorm?
That's my flower.
And before that, you let Ljuba
take a picture with him?
The flowers were given to her by a student.
Why
don't you just tell me the truth?
I'm telling you the truth.
Dear Robert,
I've been wanting to tell you for a long time.
that I am deathly afraid of heights.
For the last two months,
I've been constantly lying to you because...
Because...
-I want to get married.
I want Robert to be
happy with me.
If a wedding in those damn
balloons will make him happy, I'll endure it.
Like yesterday in the balloon?
I'm going to die!
I'm already dying!
Who is this?
Did you write it down?
- I wrote it down.
That's the rector's niece.
She has tits like she's a mistress.
Do you think they're hers?
You know, I have a theory about that.
I think it has something to do
with Chinese vegetables.
It's full of pesticides.
Did you watch the show
about their greenhouses?
Their crops ripen
three to four times faster than normal.
And that's what we feed our children.
Here are the results.
But the two of us eat pesticides
and nothing grows.
What would you say: hay is not for the goat.
You're aggressive.
Do you hear that?
Why do you keep criticizing me?
I feel your pressure all the time.
Are you drunk here?
I was stressed.
I will never
climb into another balloon again in my life.
If he wants to get married, he will.
You'll take a pill, wince and take off.
And everything will be fine.
Girl, you're fed up with
your wedding.
Some people never get married.
All normal people get married.
-Normal people - that's not your case.
While I
wait like a fool for you to ovulate,
You're driving the rector's
busty nieces.
And take a picture with the goalkeepers!
See? What do pesticides do?
Giving flowers to
old friends!
I won't buy new frames.
And what about all this nonsense
about pesticides ?
This vegetarianism
has made you neurotic.
What is it doing?
That's my reward.
Reward...
Dabar. Uf, kako be?e?
Otter! Stop - you?!
Hamster! This is not fair.
Here you go!
Get out of here!
Out!
Get out of here!
Go to Robert and tell him
you went to the bone-breaker...
Code is a moving ball.
Tell him a touching story about
childhood trauma,
about an abusive relationship with his mother...
What kind of nonsense is that?
- It's not nonsense.
How many times have you been married?
Zero.
How many times have I been married?
Five.
Who understands men better?
Hello.
What are you doing here?
You invited her?
See? how tense she is.
Do you two correspond?
How does he handle it??
Look, I understand how
this all seems to you.
I actually went to the doctor yesterday .
Kod ginekologa.
Po porodici - Nava?in.
I went to a psychotherapist.
- You slept with him?
- That's a woman.
Nava?in is a man.
Fornicator with him
behind my back,
Are you a total moron?
Stop!
-Let me go!
Stop!
I told you to let me go?!
-What is this?
They happened to take a picture of us together.
What a slut you are.
Let me go!
-We haven't finished talking!
Leave me alone!
Good afternoon, Mr. Serjo?a.
No!
Why in a bar?
Fish, look.
Hello.
I don't drink.
Open, open...
Open...
They won't open it for you.
No!
Good evening.
Get dressed... Get dressed.
Let's go. -Where?
-To my place.
They'll make the hotel drafty.
-What do you want?
Are you wandering around at night again??
-I'm in my house.
In my house! I'll call the caretaker
and you'll see who's in whose house.
Klementiev...
Wear something decent.
A jacket or coat.
And here we go...
Horse?
At my wife's.
Because?
To explain to her
Where did my photos come from on your Instagram
profile ?
I can't.
-Why?
I can't lie.
Excuse me? Are you complaining?
First you get drunk,
then you behave inappropriately...
Then...
What the hell do you want
my photos on Instagram for?
And that stupid sign!
Are you crazy?
I am.
Klementiev...
I don't know... Because of you...
ovulation, I was late
for the photoshoot.
Please?
Vice versa.
Who is this?
A policeman. That frigid fool called him
.
Sit there for a while.
I don't have an ID.
The same!
No...
Inga, stop it.
Good morning.
Why am I naked?
-That's how you came.
- Is this how I got here?
- Yes.
You mean your bathrobe?
Here it is.
Did something happen
between us?
I had a great time with you.
"I want it to stay."
I see you want me too.
Why are you getting in my face?
What do you want from me?
Don't you have enough peers?
I don't understand.
Where is your female pride? Where?
Are you itching there? And why do you
keep shoving your tits up my nose?
You wave at them constantly.
I don't like you, do you understand?
I was drunk and I don't remember anything.
And you took advantage of me.
and they got dirty like a leech.
Look there.
Goodbye.
Look at this...
Who is that?
Who is it from?
What a beauty.
-Where are your boys? -At the cemetery.
Clear.
A year of Professor
Sergei Kholmsky
He lived with chimpanzees
in a reserve in Tanzania,
and he wrote the book
"Chasing the Monkeys."
He is now a professor in Kaliningrad,
and in 15 minutes it will be live on the
"Face to Face" program on our channel.
Don't change the channel.
Ljubov Judina was with you.
I think we lack
trust.
I lack confidence. I
overdid it yesterday.
Why are you silent?? I apologized.
Should I feel guilty?
I didn't say that.
Dear...
Let's go like this.
You won't make any more messes,
I won't make any more messes,
and we can do without
childhood friends...
psychotherapist, gynecologist...
This is a sign of reconciliation.
Why?
Good afternoon. I need to speak
to Ljubo, Judas.
-I
didn't bring it.
Sergei? Professor.
Monkey teacher?
I think some of my students
could call themselves that.
He's with me.
I have a show.
See you later.
Good afternoon, Robert.
-Good afternoon.
There we go.
Yesterday they said pelvic again.
What to do? There will
be a cesarean section.
Da?o, this is Sergej, Ljuba's guest.
This is Da?a. -Hello.
Criticism is.
And you are blessed, blessed.
What are you doing? -
I'm covering up my pimples. - Don't.
Listen, I've already been breathing through my uterus,
you know. Nothing helps.
This is my grandfather's. I'm not selling.
What's that for?
- You don't mind, let him.
I could get angry and give birth at any moment .
Can I talk to Ljubo?
-You will now. Study.
I can't talk anymore.
On the program is "Face to Face"
and I, Ljubov Judina.
Hurry up. -Where are you taking me?
-There.
Where is Ljuba?
Good afternoon, Sergei Petrovich.
Yes, yes, turn around.
Ljubo, uncle!
We are live on the program.
The audience is watching us on the screens.
And the studio audience is watching.
What's wrong with her? What's wrong with her?
For technical reasons,
we have to interrupt for commercials.
Stop! No commercials.
Dear...
You wanted it to be live?
It seems like a bad time.
I just wanted to talk.
Come on next time. -Why?
Obviously now is the right time.
Here you go...
Since you came to me yourself,
let's talk, please.
- Here now?
- Yes, now.
What's up, they tell me?
that all
our technical difficulties have been resolved.
We can talk.
Let's talk.
-Yes, let's talk.
It would be a great pleasure for me.
to talk to you.
Let's talk. -Come on.
We're here to talk.
About what?
-Let's talk about your book.
Books?
Yes. A book.
Wonderful Russian edition.
Fresh, new...
Ah! My book!
-Yes...
And.
I wrote a book about how
I was adopted by a family of monkeys.
Marathoners.
Why marathon runners?
Running with the monkeys.
They run?
I understand. Live broadcast.
Where did this one land?
Karina brought him.
Who did you drag along, you jerk?
Sergei...
He said he was a monkey teacher.
He's a psychology professor.
The best.
There he is, a professor.
He's also the best.
He's looking for Holmsky.
Create him!
People call you the monkey master,
but you don't call yourself that.
I'm not calling.
I just looked bad in this photo .
I don't look like myself at all.
The one in the middle is me.
And yet, people on the street
recognize you. -They recognize me.
Now, I wanted to ask how
often do they ask you to take pictures with them?
It's happening. And I'm not rejecting them.
Unfortunately.
Me too.
-And that complicates life.
I don't know.
I repeat to you once again.
I'm Sergey Kholmsky,
I'm a guest on the live show.
Is that really you?
Yes, it's me.
I'm Sergei Kholmsky.
Human aspects of behavior can be seen in chimpanzees
.
They include caring for loved ones,
they build relationships,
they build social relationships...
Get Sara out.
Get Sara out! Come on!
You trained primates...
This is Sara,
your best student.
From Tanzania?
-From the Kaliningrad ZOO.
Hello, Sara.
How are you?
Dear viewers, we are witnessing
a unique method of communication.
between Professor Holmsky
and Primate Sarah.
What? are they candy?
Here, take it.
That's what I taught her.
What an unusual candy.
It's a sweet.
To su insekti. ?ivi.
Only?
Antihistamine, quick!
Why are you sitting? Call an ambulance!
The poison needs to be sucked out.
-Excuse me?
You don't have to suck anything.
You don't have to.
Enough!
Turn off the cameras!
Play ads.
Robert!
You can't fire me.
I already fired you.
-I'm the face of the channel.
You are the face, and I am the channel.
Anal...
You're making a big mistake!
I made a mistake when I agreed
to the wedding you insisted on.
?facing?
- Do you have a problem?
- Me? No.
By tradition,
a ticket for "Night of the Museums"
entitles you to visit
all locations of the museum ring,
as well as the right to ride
special trams.
You can see all the information
on the museum's website. Thank you.
Thanks.
Mom, it's me.
-Hello, sunshine.
Tell me what I'm doing wrong?
-Hello, Ljubo!
Mom, can you hear me?
Mom...
Did the female students bite you?
Termites.
We went too far yesterday.
You mean, on the bed
of a busty college girl?
Inga, hello. It's me.
Or that you lie to me like
the last sheep? - I'm not lying to you.
Listen, I was wrong. I should have
agreed to the VTO right away.
What does IVF have to do with it?
What does in vitro fertilization have to do with it ?
and the fact that he's fucking
the rector's niece
and childhood friends?
I don't fuck my friends.
I am the one.
I'm sure.
Stock.
I won't sleep at home today.
So pack your things
and move out by tomorrow night.
Give the keys to your neighbor.
It's not going well for us.
There's nothing from the baby either.
According to a recent survey
published in the journal
"Psychological Sciences",
The average person
I asked you...
Scandal at Kaliningrad
University. By order of the rector,
Assistant Professor of the Department of Social
Psychology Sergej Nava?in
he was fired for
sexual harassment.
Louder. Turn it up.
First-year student
Margarita Klementyeva
she reported him for
sexual harassment
and violent acts of a sexual nature,
i.e. rape.
According to Klementyeva, Navachin
forced her into intimate relationships for a long time.
Her words are confirmed by
many witnesses.
They tried to get into the dormitory.
But I didn't let them.
So he drove her away. I don't think
she's home, he's married.
Mentally healthy people don't walk down
the street at night in a bathrobe.
Nava?in's wife, press secretary
of the regional art museum
Inga Rajevska,
filed for divorce.
It is not yet known whether
the wife will testify against
future ex-husband. The Investigative
Committee is currently investigating.
?what? Budu?i biv?i mu??
Poop nonsense.
Who even writes these texts?
Fiasco...
How was it?
- Very good. Yes.
This is real shit.
And not that there is? 35 and you're not married.
Now I'm talking about myself.
Isn't this
the rape victim?
I don't understand where female students
get the money for salons like this.
Better ask where female students
get the money for cars like this.
There are also cars...
Then he has a father.
Or daddy...
Oh no, she must be a blogger.
What did you do?
ART MUSEUM
I'M FACE TO THE ASS
Good afternoon, dear viewers.
Starting today, I will be telling you in my blog
about interesting and prominent
people of our city.
My first heroine is a student
at Kaliningrad University.
Margarita Klementyeva. She
is known to you as a victim of harassment.
now former university
professor Sergei Navachin.
But there are also joyful events in her biography
.
For example, she recently became
the lucky winner of a car
worth five million
six hundred thousand rubles.
Unbelievable, a student
won such a luxurious car
in a game of chance. She bought a bun at
the "Roberto" bakery chain,
sent a photo of the receipt with the words
"I participate" and got behind the wheel.
The draw was sudden,
but still,
some of our fellow citizens participated in it.
Innocent, tell me
what happened?
I bought two hundred buns.
I didn't win anything.
And Margarita Klementyeva
bought only one bun,
and luck smiled at her immediately.
I don't believe in that kind of luck,
and I decided to
study this case in more detail.
This is Kirill. His name,
you understand, has been changed.
Kiril hacks all
social networks and phones.
Thanks to him,
everything secret becomes public.
And here's what he managed
to find out about us.
I found out the number of the car
that Klementjeva won
and it turns out to be
a "Por?e" from 2021
passed into Klementyeva's possession
as a gift from Robert Morozov.
Robert Morozov is the founder
of the company "Morozov and Partners"
which owns part of the shares
of the "Roberto" bakery chain.
A company owner gives
a student a car?!
Lucky? I doubt it.
Let's see
what this draw actually covers.
Tell me, did Klementjeva cheat
on her last psychology exam?
Yes, but Nava?in
noticed everything immediately and threw her out.
But she cheated
in the second exam period as well.
So, one more failed attempt and
they'll lose their right to study?
With an uncle like that, it's hard.
Uncle is the rector of Kaliningrad
University Vadim Fedorenko.
Klementjeva is his niece.
In such a case, they would rather expel
the pedagogue than the student.
After two failed
rewrites,
Klementjeva tried to get
in touch with Nava?in, but...
He asked me to let her
spend the night with her friends.
So, Navachin wanted
to get rid of Klementyeva?
He wanted to. He begged me to let her go.
He gave me flowers.
All the time at the party.
I call the caretaker every other day.
Yes, I looked at the apartment.
There was no mess.
Mrs. Klementieva assured me
that the guest had left,
and that they will not be
rude to their neighbors.
Rape victims
usually behave like this.
They are hiding the attacker from the police.
And now the most interesting
part of this story.
The connection between Navachin,
Klementyeva and Morozov.
As you know,
Morozov and I were in a relationship,
and we were going to get married.
Morozov gave me a gallant gift.
He gave me the key.
The car key that Klementjeva
won by buying a bun.
That's the key to this whole story.
Morozov thought
I was cheating on him with Nava?in.
So all the noise is about
sexual harassment.
just banal revenge.
So here in Kaliningrad
company owners
solve personal problems.
And I would like to give this key
to its rightful owner.
I believe this now
rightfully belongs to you.
Thanks.
Ljubov Judina was with you.
Like and follow my channel.
I'll be in the office.
Clear.
Are we ready to shoot?
And.
What will the museum surprise you with
this season?
After the video blog of former
TV journalist Ljubov Judina,
All charges against Nava?in have been
withdrawn.
I have a manicure, pedicure...
I... I'm leaving.
Are you playing journalist?
-I play by your rules.
By my rules,
you can forget about working on television.
I will develop my blog.
Nonsense.
I'll block you everywhere.
There is always the option to
realize myself in a family.
You've already lost your family, almost.
When one door closes,
another opens.
Tungusic folk saying.
Your best bet is to
find some fool to support you.
Why should he support me?
I'm getting married.
For whom? For that wretch of yours?
Married?
And you measure everything? with money?
Did I give you these earrings?
They are beautiful.
You can keep them.
Better give them to a student.
It doesn't matter that they're not new.
They're not disgusting.
For the ?champanjac.
What are you doing?
Sit down.
Seats hurt.
Let's have a normal
conversation. Sit down.
I'll send the panties by mail.
Take them off now!
The way I took you, the way
I will pass you on. Take it off.
Uda?u se ve? idu?eg meseca.
Out of great, pure, sincere and,
most importantly, selfless love.
And get married, you fool!
Although he has been dead for over
two hundred years...
Kant for humanity
still lives.
This is perhaps his
only paradox.
What comes after life
is covered with a veil of darkness.
For what we do
we are responsible
just us.
Bravo!
Just a moment, please.
Great hairstyle.
And yours, too.
Let's continue our journey.
Please follow me.
Listen, I sent you a message.
I wanted to thank you.
Your time has come.
Anything you want.
-Marry me. -What?
Marry me.
I am... married.
As we know,
you won't be around for long.
Here you go.
Listen, I'm seeing you for the third time in my life.
Childhood doesn't count.
A minute ago you said
you were ready for anything.
Yes, but not for marriage.
It will be a fictitious marriage.
-What is that to you?
I want to get married.
I thought they were marrying for love.
-They marry for various reasons.
Ho?e? li da ti platim?
Seven hundred and fifty thousand dollars.
I agree.
In these clothes, a thousand at most.
Excuse me, can we
continue the tour?
Yes, I'm sorry.
This woman is crazy.
Certainly.
Hold on.
Stop. That's enough.
You really are not normal!
-Yes.
Dear friends! Congratulations to us.
We love each other.
Serjo?a just proposed to me.
My emo is coming for you!
I'm so happy!
What is that doing??
Delete that video. Delete it.
Late. Your mom liked it.
Good afternoon.
-Hello.
Sergei.
I used to wash your ass when you were a child
.
Thank you.
-Tea, coffee?
And.
Tea, coffee and as usual.
"The bonds of love"
So now...
All members of the concession
are together.
We can start Operation
"Marrying to spite my ex".
Uncle!
-And inat beat?
That's why he wants to get married.
Is that you?
Sorry, the only thing stupider
is committing suicide out of spite.
In a week, the whole town will know
that I left Robert.
on the eve of the wedding, and left with a regular
professor. -With a bastard.
Why with a bastard?
-That's what they say in English, bastard.
In English it's "bagpipes."
-I know.
Mom, I asked you to
help with the wedding. - Yes.
So, help. Please.
When is
this important event scheduled?
Have you already submitted a request?
What kind of request?
You said it
wouldn't be real.
"The bonds of love"
We're getting divorced right now.
Listen, we're both in a bind.
It's happening.
Let me go!
We can't argue when he's guilty.
- We can't.
I saved you from prison.
-And thank you for that.
And I will help you get back
to the University.
The wedding is in a month.
What's up, kitten?
You don't have any
money for the wedding?
Clearly. A wedding should be
elegant and luxurious.
that everyone would die of rage.
There's only one thing left for you -
to find sponsors.
You've already
done well with the harassment.
We'll make you a couple... years.
We leave the date, time, bride,
we just change the groom.
This... with this. Come.
Recording??
You are asked for "content".
Pretend to be happy.
Judging by his sour face,
you'll have to make an effort.
I will make you happy.
-I will make you happy. Forever!
Why did you let them go?
- What, you shouldn't have?
Smile!
Well, he's married. Girl!
He will never be married again until
our wedding.
If not, then come.
Mom said, "Try your luck."
Try your best.
I have the biggest grudge in the world
against the groom.
What is that, a ring? -Usually the
groom gives it to the bride.
But you didn't remember to buy it?
-That's expensive.
It doesn't fit into the bastard's salary.
-I'm a follower of Kant.
By Tiffany's standards,
you are a piece of shit.
Can you
smile normally?
Can we go home now?
I can't do it anymore.
I'm pregnant!
-You're pregnant? -Yes.
Let's imagine that you took out a loan.
What other fool takes out a loan
for a ring?
The one who wants very much
to please her beloved.
We didn't agree to that.
- Honey, we're going to have a baby.
It's a little unexpected.
I'm a father.
Congratulations.
- Thank you.
Pregnancy certificate.
This is a fake.
The photos will be "Tiffany".
What kind of wedding, what kind of ring?
And you figure out how to
propose to her in the most romantic way possible?
I'm waiting for your questions.
Let's go.
How did you become a presenter?
I went through a casting.
I surpassed all my
competitors.
Did you record it?
We did something.
-We recorded something.
He looks weird in this.
- He looks normal.
Yes, we are flying alone, after all?
I've told you a hundred times that I'll never
fly in this in my life.
You just have to? let go.
Loosen your control.
One step, and you are in heaven,
and fear does not exist.
Fear may not exist,
but panic attacks certainly do.
And that's why no, no, and no again!
I have a paper. I had...
Do you know what your problem is?
You want to control everything.
Go to hell! And you have no
control over anything.
Follow me.
Come here.
-Quick!
Andrej, put that aside,
please.
Where are you going?
We have to take a picture.
Stay where you are.
Dig your feet in the sand.
You are so sweet.
I'm flying. -No. First we'll take
pictures, then we'll fly.
What qualities should
a leader have?
To be able to react correctly and quickly
to emergency situations.
Especially during a live program.
Like this is happening now.
Can you tell your mom
not to talk to me like that anymore?
I can do it. Can you?
I can.
Probably.
You will be drawing a gift certificate
for wedding pigeons.
I'm allergic to birds.
And I'm stupid.
But somehow I live with it.
From today on, learn to say "no".
Okay?
-Okay.
I don't want to marry you.
If you say "no" to me,
I'll rip your legs off.
I will consider the terms.
I won't!
Thank you.
Why am I dressed like Kirkorov?
Because it's paid.
No, no, no!
Are you sane?
No, no, no!
Release the pigeons.
Is he dead?
Excuse me.
-Are there any more pigeons?
For the lighting to fall on the guest's head.
Such a situation can happen.
Or, I don't know, for example...
-What did you do?
-You're next.
Stop the car!
Stop!
I drive the car.
How strange that is.
I don't remember anything.
-And I do.
Dad brought me this dragon
from Munich.
The one who flew away because of me?
Do you want me to buy you a new one?
As compensation.
And a new job, and a new wife, please.
And I have a new son-in-law.
Actually, better than the old one.
You're not the only
injured party here.
A proposal on a paraglider...
What a banality.
Excellent. It's accepted.
Congratulations.
A drunk text message still doesn't mean anything.
-It still means something.
We'll digitize the film tomorrow.
I already see the post:
"Love for a lifetime".
He'll still chase you.
Let go...
Let go...
That Rita has been a sore spot for me for
the last seven years.
We will organize your return
to all bells so that there are no questions.
-What questions?
-None.
You can go to Moscow
for a conference.
to represent
our university.
Thanks for the offer,
but for a conference like this
It is necessary to prepare
at least half a year.
Sergey, I read
the outline of your dissertation.
It is enough for three
such conferences.
And the accreditation?
It was completed two months ago.
But not for you.
You are our head of department.
They have privileges.
Which departments?
-Whichever you want.
This is your accreditation,
tickets, hotel.
We have a deal?
Sergey, my dear, please
delete the video.
What video?
Kiril hacks all social networks and
phones.
Thanks to him,
everything secret becomes public.
Quickly take off your pants!
Now, Fedorenko,
repeat after me. Can you hear me?
Repeat after me:
"I'll be good. I'm a good boy!"
Dean: I did everything
according to the agreement. Delete the video!
Why are you grunting like a pig?
Say, "I'm a good boy!"
They say love is a fast river.
If he doesn't know how to swim,
don't take the risk.
Don't get involved in something
you don't know.
The river is too deep.
If he can't swim,
he'll drown.
But I'm going to get in the water!
Into that water!
Inga: Bi?u kod?ke?
I will heal my soul with love.
And I'll get into the water!
Are you corresponding with a woman?
You correspond? With your fianc.
-He's not my fianc.
That doesn't stop you from corresponding.
-I don't correspond.
And you're making arrangements to see each other? -Are
you jealous? -Why would I be?
I left some things at her place.
I'll have to stop by and get them.
When people don't want to see each other,
they send things by courier.
Like this.
Do you want me to send a courier
to pick up the things?
I don't care. I'm just saying
that things are just excuses.
Come on...
Excuse me, please.
You, what...
Are you falling in love with him?
Please?
Of course not.
-Bravo.
What do you want with that married man who
doesn't have a job? You can do better.
How long will they perform
this wedding comedy?
I'm talking to you.
What else??
Did he pay you?
You paid him?
Did you make a deal?
Everything is real between us.
Really?
And your pregnancy?
And my pregnancy, too.
Good evening.
The results of our experiment
surprised us.
It turns out that not
all fears are justified
negative experience in the past.
Fear is often an invented emotion.
This experiment
proves to us unequivocally that
that from all the fears
acquired in life
we have a certain
secondary benefit...
It works in reverse...
Thesis.
Of all the decisions a person
makes in life,
97 percent of them are brought
under the influence of fear.
For example, here is my life.
When my old life
finally fell apart.
I realized that all my decisions were
dictated by one thing:
Fear.
When I had nothing left to lose,
and nothing to fear,
I became happy,
I became free.
For such changes we need
new person in life, crisis,
Man - crisis.
I met such a person.
Or rather, a girl.
I thought she was crazy,
that she was an adventurer.
It turns out that he is the most honest,
sincere person in this world.
Although she also thinks
there are many things to be afraid of,
for example, flying.
She is the bravest,
the most determined person
whom I have met in my life.
Sometimes it seems to me...
that she fears
nothing in life.
Turn off that balalaika.
Forgive me.
I dragged you into this whole
wedding adventure.
No need to apologize?
I was only thinking about myself
and what would Robert think,
and people I don't even know.
I thought, if I got married,
I would prove to everyone...
?facing?
That I'm worth something.
That everything is fine with me.
That I'm normal.
You are normal. -Normal people
don't marry the first person they meet.
Normal definitely
doesn't apply to me.
Does he want to... cancel everything?
Just like they killed us at the University.
It's more a question of... what do you want?
Room service.
Good afternoon.
-We didn't order anything.
Room 812. That's for you.
Did you mix something up?
-No. Don't worry. Everything is paid for.
Can I come here?
- Yes.
Wow! It's not a bad life
as a department head.
Sign it.
All the best.
Goodbye.
It seems the rector
really wants to come back.
Yes, obviously.
Open the champagne.
What's up?
It's for you.
I doubt the "R" stands for "rector".
Is that why you came?
Why?
-To bring him back.
I came to you.
I don't understand, he's provoking us.
-You're provoking him?
And he does it very talentedly.
I'm glad you made it.
We're even now. -How are we even?
You got your bakery,
I got my job.
It's time to put an end
to this story. We've played around.
I didn't play.
I was playing.
You're just scared.
You're just scared.
You said
I'm not afraid of anything.
She's crying.
She's crying a lot to be alone.
I don't want to fill
your void.
The hole that's here?
And everything you've done and everything you're doing
is just because of that.
For fear of being alone.
And where there is room for fear,
there is no room for love.
There is no room for anything else here.
I realized that thanks to you.
I got a cat.
And changed a few things.
Yes, I have allergies.
That's right. Sorry, Serjo?a.
Sorry.
-That's it?
-Yes.
Please, forgive me, I...
I was wrong
about a lot of things. -Are you pregnant?
No , but I wanted to talk
about it.
About you not being pregnant?
-Yes.
Did you know that male fertility
declines sharply after the age of 35?
You have three years left.
-What do I have to do with it?
See, I'm giving birth to a child.
For myself.
There will be a dash in the father's column
and I will waive alimony.
Are you getting married soon? Do
you need a divorce?
And I need quality
biological material.
Serjo?a, I'm so happy
that our feelings match.
Serjo?a, why are you so moved,
Serjo?a...
What happened?
- You had anaphylactic shock.
- Because of what?
- Because of the cat.
The doctor said it was
due to a lot of stress.
In the sense that the allergy is
further aggravated.
Sorry for the cat and for the stress.
I brought you things.
Pe?ir, toilet-paper, cloth,
A brush, toothpaste, soap,
The whole hospital kit. I also put
a phone in it for you and bought a charger.
And something else you forgot.
Can I have some... water?
I forgot the water.
But now I'll buy it for you.
I'll run.
- Is Morozov there?
- Yes, yes, right.
Good afternoon.
Good afternoon.
Aren't we going to the room?
-No. Come here. -Thank you.
I came straight from the train.
I thought something
happened to you.
I realized what an idiot I was
and how guilty I was.
I know you wanted
a big, beautiful wedding,
But sometimes things don't go
according to plan. -That's true.
I should have told you a long time ago.
I have a fear of flying.
In what sense?
- Literally. I'm afraid of flying.
But you wanted... a wedding...
in a balloon.
I wanted the wedding
I dreamed of.
What are you trying to say to me? Yes,
I went too far when I fired you.
I overdid it.
Forgive me. Really.
You to me too.
Zaista.
What is this?
- My wedding present.
Do you want to sell me a channel?
For one ruble?
-That's... just a formality.
Wouldn't it be easier for me
to win such a valuable prize ?
by buying a bun?
I understand that I made a mistake.
We all make mistakes.
I love you, I want
to be with you.
Put a signature and the channel is yours.
Even better, two signatures.
One here and one...
Serjo?a, wait. Where are you going?
You can't.
Inga, I should have
told you a long time ago.
I overlooked the moment when
you and I became friends.
Children are born when they need to be.
And I want my children to live
with me, not with a hyphen.
You don't love me. I don't love you either.
It's happening.
So he thinks it would be
fairer if we did...
that we get divorced tomorrow.
You don't need magazines anymore?
It's late.
Forgive me.
-What are you doing?
I never liked you.
I noticed.
Your father and I loved each other.
Then your mom showed up first
, and then you.
Back then, in such cases,
it was customary for people to get married.
But... as you can see,
it didn't bring anyone any happiness.
Maybe you and Ljuba
have a second chance?
Looks like she got a second chance.
With the baker of all Russia.
God, what a fool you are.
She gave up everything because of...
I can't even say
why she gave up.
In my opinion,
you're not right for each other at all.
But for some completely incomprehensible
reason, she's only happy with you.
I hope that... this conversation of ours will
to remain exclusively between us.
I also have an uncle.
He's recently divorced.
- Are you sure it's safe?
- Sure.
In this kind of wind,
I even fly with my children.
Do you have children? That's good.
That's very good.
Children are a factor of stability.
Like this... if we fall into the water
and get attacked by sharks...
Blow the whistle. Understand?
- Stop. Are you sure it's safe?
Sure, sure.
I accept myself and create peace
in my soul and heart.
This is my choice. To free myself
from destructive fears and doubts.
I'm not afraid. I'm not afraid.
There is no fear.
One step and I'm in heaven.
I'm not afraid! I'm not afraid!
No fear!
Open your eyes.
-No!
Open your eyes, you will see beauty.
I did it! I did it!
Forgive me.
What are you doing here? -
I'm flying.
-What about the instructor?
-I neutralized him.
He has children.
- He'll understand me.
Will you open it?
Strength, strength.
Is this "Tiffany"? Original?
-Yes.
- You robbed a bank?
- The bank robbed me.
I took out a loan.
And I agree.
-At interest?
At your offer... a hand and a heart.
But let's start with the hand.
Come on!
Hand...
We won't fall?
- We won't, don't worry.
Strava...!
- Are you okay?
- Yes. I hate you.
And I love you.
-I love you too.
Your time expires in 15 minutes.
- What is this?
- It's our wedding.
Real?
-I know you're a fan of fictional ones,
but if you want, we can
get divorced right away.
Are you getting married or are you
changing the date again?
Enough. Be patient.
We 're not changing the date.
We're getting married!
In our vast world,
there are many countries.
But the biggest,
most beautiful country is...
Besides you, I have
four other ceremonies today.
I waited for an hour
while you flew.
Excuse me.
-Forgive me.
A beautiful land of love.
It, like many other countries,
has its sights.
Vast expanses of goodness...
We have both a dress and a suit.
If you want, we can change our clothes,
or take them off.
Or will you excel
in what you are in,
or you will come to the municipality in a nice
dress like all normal people.
No. Now we're getting married.
Like crazy.
With the warmth of our hearts...
-Excuse me...
Can we have the finals now?
Do you agree?
- We agree!
THERE'S MORE AT 01:41:53
WATCH UNTIL THE END...
May you have the whole
world of happiness!
And money - the whole universe!
So... Hold it. -What is that?
-We're going to take a picture now.
Ne. ?emu to?
-Mora?. -Ne?u.
- Do you want it, I said.
- I won't!
I like it like this.
Do you still sing? - I sing.
I don't fly. I'm an actor.
In what sense?
Sorry...
You see...
The payment is one hundred percent.
Can you hear me?
-What do you want from me?
I want money.
I wouldn't divorce her.
PROCESSING:
? Phantom ? ?
established the
"Professor of the Year" award.
I selected 33 candidates.
All students voted and, of course,
as the rector, I voted too.
And I think this choice is
the most unbiased.
This time for teacher of the year
Sergei Navachin was declared.
Nava?ine, congratulations!
Congratulations.
-Nava?ine, go. Go!
Where? Where?
I accept myself.
I create peace
in my soul and heart.
Thank you, friends.
And...
I am a father.
You are like children to me, I...
I am very pleased. It is a great honor.
This test... A prize!
It is the fruit of great love
and great responsibility.
My choice is to break free.
all destructive
fears and doubts.
But I'm ready for anything.
Get rid of fears and doubts!
If anything... We should rejoice.
It's a gift from above.
Let's all rejoice together.
Do you get any money
with the prize?
?alim se.
I changed my mind!
Repeat: "I want to get married."
-I want to get married!
HO?U DA SE UDAM
Hello.
-Why isn't he answering??
Sorry, I didn't hear the phone.
-What didn't you hear? I'm calling you...
Halo?
Halo?
Where did she go...
Good evening.
Can I borrow your phone?
To make a phone call.
Mine ran out... Just now.
You weren't a good boy:
You're late. And I'll punish you.
You, what... Your file?
No, Serjo?a.
We're ovulating.
What ovulation? You're pregnant.
You sent me a test.
It's an ovulation test.
- I thought it was a pregnancy test.
?uti!
Stop - re? je "hr?ak".
Yes ?utim or hr?ak?
Listen, I'm trying to somehow
revive a dead elephant.
A dead elephant?
Let's have a drink first?
Let's relax a little.
I'll
only drink and relax when I get pregnant.
No, when I give birth.
Come on, take off your pants!
You promised me.
?Wait...
Yesterday at the Kaliningrad
University of Student Education
Professor of the Year Awarded
Assistant Professor at the Department of Social
Psychology Sergey Navachin
On behalf of all the people of Kaliningrad,
I congratulate Sergey on this title.
Ljubov Judina was in the studio.
Here is the last copy.
I only found it in the third
store. - Smart girl.
Have you been seeing him for a long time?
-Who?
With Sergey Nava?in.
-Who is he?
Professor of the Year.
You just congratulated him on the program:
I read with an idiot.
I don't know any Navajo.
You called me yesterday
from his phone.
- Did you check the number I called from?
- Yes.
From a mysterious stranger.
I'm complaining.
I took the phone from the taxi driver.
And it turns out he's not a taxi driver.
- Taxi drivers always stand there.
Thanks.
Unbelievable. Yesterday a taxi driver,
and today already Professor of the Year.
Are you jealous?
I saw him for the first time in my life.
I just borrowed the phone.
Dear...
Valeria!
Are we changing the hero?
Sti?i ?u vas.
Should we change the hero
the day before the broadcast?
Listen, we're lucky
Holmsky's in town.
Robert Eduardovich is sleeping.
Thank you for supporting me.
Unknown number
From?
-Sergej Nava?in?
And.
How long have you been seeing Ljuba?
With which Ljuba now?
What are you doing?
-You know who Ljuba is with.
No, I don't know any Ljuba.
And who is that?
Don't act crazy.
She called me yesterday from your number.
Yesterday, a girl on the street
asked me to lend her my phone.
And today she congratulated you
on your award.
Who is that? - You understand? That's
very easy to check.
What is that?
-How long have you been seeing each other?
We don't see each other at all.
-Okay, if that's the case.
I told you.
And who is Ljuba?
Yesterday a girl
approached me on the street.
and asked me to call.
Apparently her name was Ljuba.
I'm afraid to imagine
what will happen after the wedding.
And where did Ljuba come to you?
Where are you?
On the street.
- At the doctor's.
On which street?
- At which doctor's?
Shall I tell you the address?
-At the gynecologist's.
And your mother said
to see an osteopath.
Boulevard Mira 29.
You called my mother?
-What were you doing on Peace Boulevard?
You didn't answer.
-I dropped off a student.
Yesterday there was a banquet
after the awards ceremony.
Sergey, will you drop me off?
?Urim. ?ekaju me when the dog.
We are neighbors.
I live in Kurortnaya.
Discard the young lady
while she's still in your way.
The rector asked you...
-That's his niece, I had to.
I didn't call,
I was at the gynecologist!
Then to the osteopath.
Suddenly there are? a lot of doctors.
- Pre-wedding checkup.
Why didn't you call me
from the gynecologist or osteopath,
but from the phone of some Navajo.
Because my battery
died on the street.
I asked the first passerby.
-Then why are you on Peace Boulevard?
You like to say
that I don't love you.
Stop the car.
I have to go to the bathroom.
While the rector's niece
was in the toilet,
This Ljuba came
up and asked for the phone.
Honey, if I had anything to do with it...
Nava?inom,
Why would I call you
from his number?
Because?
Hello.
Good afternoon.
Judging by the size of the stone,
ne?emo imati problema
s bud?etom za svadbu.
We're getting married someday.
-We all get married someday... For the first time.
And after as long as
the division of property allows.
Okay, okay.
Everything will be fine with you until the grave.
I'm thinking about love.
We'll give you the wedding of the year.
Furious luxury, according to the latest
Moscow trends.
Perhaps, however, it's better to stick to
our concept. -Of course.
That's exactly why we're here.
Because of your concept.
Order some champagne
while I finish my interview.
Mom, what division of property?
Lord, they'll finally stop
asking me why you're not married yet.
Yeah?? I'm thirty.
-Two!
And with your looks,
if you didn't get married before you were thirty,
There's obviously something
wrong with you.
And how was the toilet on Bulevar mira
on your way? Where were you going?
Until the spring. -You said
your niece lives in Kurortna.
He lives there.
-So where did the student come from?
Her friend lives there.
We are ovulating.
I'm preparing a surprise for you...
-The surprise was unnecessary.
That was my grandmother's table.
It was unnecessary to drive
the rector's niece to her friend's house.
I didn't take her to her friend's place.
I drove them together.
Together? You also
gave your friend a ride. -Yes.
-And she's the rector's niece?
-She's not.
Then why did you connect her too?
The rector's niece was drunk.
Very drunk.
Sergei, you are destined
to reject the young lady.
Why is she on trial?
-Because she's our neighbor.
Is there anyone else who wants to be my neighbor?
I can reject all the neighbors.
Are you my neighbors too?
No.
- We live in a dorm.
When do you plan
to tell Robert?
that a balloon wedding is
a really bad idea?
Why is it a bad idea?
Mom is afraid of heights.
And.
But Ljuba and I have always dreamed
of a wedding in balloons.
In that case, I'll hold out.
-Thank you.
For the fulfillment of desires.
Serjo?a, say something about the video blog.
-Please.
I want to make a normal website
for our club. -Why?
To sell flights.
And now they're selling well.
-This way they'll be five times more expensive.
Hello. Buy more expensive.
You like to say I don't love you.
How much are you in total?
Did
you drive the rector's nieces and their friends?
- Is that important? -
I'm just curious.
Stop the car immediately.
-What happened? -I want to go to the bathroom.
The dorm closes in 15 minutes.
Be patient,
I've been suffering for a long time.
I can't take it anymore.
I like it when you say I don't love you.
That only girls can love.
Tri.
-Tri.
Do you want to fly?
-Let the students fly.
In a flock, like after Putin.
I get it, you just
don't want kids.
Case in point, the rector's niece
was drunk.
I didn't want to deal
with her alone.
I decided to give
her friends a ride.
Of course, less hassle.
I wanted to leave her
with her friends at the dorm.
Excuse me?
- I won't let her go.
She's drunk and doesn't live in a dorm.
This isn't a drafty hotel.
I had to take her home.
Klementjeva, what is the address?
Kurortnaya 12, entrance one.
Or two, I don't remember.
That's why I stayed.
Why is some
unknown man calling you?
Do you want
unknown women to call me?
I was complaining.
I don't know why he called me.
Let's go. I haven't seen any Ljuba ,
I don't see you,
and I have no intention of seeing you.
Then why did he say she
congratulated you on your award?
I have no idea. She didn't congratulate me.
She doesn't even know my name.
Serjo?a! Serjo?a!
I made an agreement with the registrar,
we'll get married in the air.
Is everything okay?
Yes. Everything is fine.
Great idea.
We used to have a house here.
Yes, Ljuba told me.
Do you remember how
beautifully the lilac blossomed in the garden in the spring?
I remember lilacs.
I don't remember the house.
I was there recently.
Everything has been built up.
Nema is the son of Nava?inih?
Whose houses?
-Ours. Our neighbors.
Do you remember Nava? -No
.
How can you not remember them?
They lived across the street.
They had a boy.
His name was... Serjocha.
I don't remember any Serjo?e.
Impossible. -I don't remember!
-He was coming to propose to you.
What kind of nonsense is this?
- I have to go.
We haven't talked about the wedding yet.
-I don't feel like getting married right now.
This is the first time I've heard that.
I swear.
I was six
when we moved.
And yesterday you were at the doctor's.
Have a nice evening.
Why are you so sad?
No one was hurt. Except for the wings.
We almost drowned.
- It's waist deep.
Yes, Serjo?a is not a master of sports.
But the students love him very much.
And female students.
Yes, everyone loves him.
They even congratulate him on television.
?facing?
Yesterday at Kaliningrad University
Assistant Professor of the Department of... was named Professor of the Year
Isn't that Ljuba?
Is.
?where?and...
What do you do for weddings?
Someone often asks me
to take a picture.
With other people's flowers, awards
and men.
What is this?
A photograph.
-I can see it's not oil on canvas.
"News anchor Ljubov Judina
Editor Nava?inu doesn't like it."
What's up with that Ljuba?
-Nothing.
They accidentally
took a picture of us together.
Let's go. Finally.
Let's go already.
Listen, let me take a picture
of you presenting the award to Sergey.
No. No painting.
You accidentally took a picture,
took her to a restaurant.
I didn't take her to the restaurant.
-They took a picture of you in front of the restaurant.
-And you accidentally
gave her flowers.
That's my flower.
They gave it to me with a reward.
If the flowers are yours,
where are they?
Gde je cve?e?
Where are you? Flowers?
No flowers, bye-bye!
I gave them to the goalkeeper.
-What kind of goalkeeper?
You have a guard at the Institute.
A bug.
To the doorman at the dormitory.
There's an aunt at the dormitory.
Will you take responsibility for
leaving a child on the street at night?
Don't shift
the responsibility onto me.
Do you want me to give you flowers?
- I will.
And you gave my flowers to
the doorman at the dorm?
That's my flower.
And before that, you let Ljuba
take a picture with him?
The flowers were given to her by a student.
Why
don't you just tell me the truth?
I'm telling you the truth.
Dear Robert,
I've been wanting to tell you for a long time.
that I am deathly afraid of heights.
For the last two months,
I've been constantly lying to you because...
Because...
-I want to get married.
I want Robert to be
happy with me.
If a wedding in those damn
balloons will make him happy, I'll endure it.
Like yesterday in the balloon?
I'm going to die!
I'm already dying!
Who is this?
Did you write it down?
- I wrote it down.
That's the rector's niece.
She has tits like she's a mistress.
Do you think they're hers?
You know, I have a theory about that.
I think it has something to do
with Chinese vegetables.
It's full of pesticides.
Did you watch the show
about their greenhouses?
Their crops ripen
three to four times faster than normal.
And that's what we feed our children.
Here are the results.
But the two of us eat pesticides
and nothing grows.
What would you say: hay is not for the goat.
You're aggressive.
Do you hear that?
Why do you keep criticizing me?
I feel your pressure all the time.
Are you drunk here?
I was stressed.
I will never
climb into another balloon again in my life.
If he wants to get married, he will.
You'll take a pill, wince and take off.
And everything will be fine.
Girl, you're fed up with
your wedding.
Some people never get married.
All normal people get married.
-Normal people - that's not your case.
While I
wait like a fool for you to ovulate,
You're driving the rector's
busty nieces.
And take a picture with the goalkeepers!
See? What do pesticides do?
Giving flowers to
old friends!
I won't buy new frames.
And what about all this nonsense
about pesticides ?
This vegetarianism
has made you neurotic.
What is it doing?
That's my reward.
Reward...
Dabar. Uf, kako be?e?
Otter! Stop - you?!
Hamster! This is not fair.
Here you go!
Get out of here!
Out!
Get out of here!
Go to Robert and tell him
you went to the bone-breaker...
Code is a moving ball.
Tell him a touching story about
childhood trauma,
about an abusive relationship with his mother...
What kind of nonsense is that?
- It's not nonsense.
How many times have you been married?
Zero.
How many times have I been married?
Five.
Who understands men better?
Hello.
What are you doing here?
You invited her?
See? how tense she is.
Do you two correspond?
How does he handle it??
Look, I understand how
this all seems to you.
I actually went to the doctor yesterday .
Kod ginekologa.
Po porodici - Nava?in.
I went to a psychotherapist.
- You slept with him?
- That's a woman.
Nava?in is a man.
Fornicator with him
behind my back,
Are you a total moron?
Stop!
-Let me go!
Stop!
I told you to let me go?!
-What is this?
They happened to take a picture of us together.
What a slut you are.
Let me go!
-We haven't finished talking!
Leave me alone!
Good afternoon, Mr. Serjo?a.
No!
Why in a bar?
Fish, look.
Hello.
I don't drink.
Open, open...
Open...
They won't open it for you.
No!
Good evening.
Get dressed... Get dressed.
Let's go. -Where?
-To my place.
They'll make the hotel drafty.
-What do you want?
Are you wandering around at night again??
-I'm in my house.
In my house! I'll call the caretaker
and you'll see who's in whose house.
Klementiev...
Wear something decent.
A jacket or coat.
And here we go...
Horse?
At my wife's.
Because?
To explain to her
Where did my photos come from on your Instagram
profile ?
I can't.
-Why?
I can't lie.
Excuse me? Are you complaining?
First you get drunk,
then you behave inappropriately...
Then...
What the hell do you want
my photos on Instagram for?
And that stupid sign!
Are you crazy?
I am.
Klementiev...
I don't know... Because of you...
ovulation, I was late
for the photoshoot.
Please?
Vice versa.
Who is this?
A policeman. That frigid fool called him
.
Sit there for a while.
I don't have an ID.
The same!
No...
Inga, stop it.
Good morning.
Why am I naked?
-That's how you came.
- Is this how I got here?
- Yes.
You mean your bathrobe?
Here it is.
Did something happen
between us?
I had a great time with you.
"I want it to stay."
I see you want me too.
Why are you getting in my face?
What do you want from me?
Don't you have enough peers?
I don't understand.
Where is your female pride? Where?
Are you itching there? And why do you
keep shoving your tits up my nose?
You wave at them constantly.
I don't like you, do you understand?
I was drunk and I don't remember anything.
And you took advantage of me.
and they got dirty like a leech.
Look there.
Goodbye.
Look at this...
Who is that?
Who is it from?
What a beauty.
-Where are your boys? -At the cemetery.
Clear.
A year of Professor
Sergei Kholmsky
He lived with chimpanzees
in a reserve in Tanzania,
and he wrote the book
"Chasing the Monkeys."
He is now a professor in Kaliningrad,
and in 15 minutes it will be live on the
"Face to Face" program on our channel.
Don't change the channel.
Ljubov Judina was with you.
I think we lack
trust.
I lack confidence. I
overdid it yesterday.
Why are you silent?? I apologized.
Should I feel guilty?
I didn't say that.
Dear...
Let's go like this.
You won't make any more messes,
I won't make any more messes,
and we can do without
childhood friends...
psychotherapist, gynecologist...
This is a sign of reconciliation.
Why?
Good afternoon. I need to speak
to Ljubo, Judas.
-I
didn't bring it.
Sergei? Professor.
Monkey teacher?
I think some of my students
could call themselves that.
He's with me.
I have a show.
See you later.
Good afternoon, Robert.
-Good afternoon.
There we go.
Yesterday they said pelvic again.
What to do? There will
be a cesarean section.
Da?o, this is Sergej, Ljuba's guest.
This is Da?a. -Hello.
Criticism is.
And you are blessed, blessed.
What are you doing? -
I'm covering up my pimples. - Don't.
Listen, I've already been breathing through my uterus,
you know. Nothing helps.
This is my grandfather's. I'm not selling.
What's that for?
- You don't mind, let him.
I could get angry and give birth at any moment .
Can I talk to Ljubo?
-You will now. Study.
I can't talk anymore.
On the program is "Face to Face"
and I, Ljubov Judina.
Hurry up. -Where are you taking me?
-There.
Where is Ljuba?
Good afternoon, Sergei Petrovich.
Yes, yes, turn around.
Ljubo, uncle!
We are live on the program.
The audience is watching us on the screens.
And the studio audience is watching.
What's wrong with her? What's wrong with her?
For technical reasons,
we have to interrupt for commercials.
Stop! No commercials.
Dear...
You wanted it to be live?
It seems like a bad time.
I just wanted to talk.
Come on next time. -Why?
Obviously now is the right time.
Here you go...
Since you came to me yourself,
let's talk, please.
- Here now?
- Yes, now.
What's up, they tell me?
that all
our technical difficulties have been resolved.
We can talk.
Let's talk.
-Yes, let's talk.
It would be a great pleasure for me.
to talk to you.
Let's talk. -Come on.
We're here to talk.
About what?
-Let's talk about your book.
Books?
Yes. A book.
Wonderful Russian edition.
Fresh, new...
Ah! My book!
-Yes...
And.
I wrote a book about how
I was adopted by a family of monkeys.
Marathoners.
Why marathon runners?
Running with the monkeys.
They run?
I understand. Live broadcast.
Where did this one land?
Karina brought him.
Who did you drag along, you jerk?
Sergei...
He said he was a monkey teacher.
He's a psychology professor.
The best.
There he is, a professor.
He's also the best.
He's looking for Holmsky.
Create him!
People call you the monkey master,
but you don't call yourself that.
I'm not calling.
I just looked bad in this photo .
I don't look like myself at all.
The one in the middle is me.
And yet, people on the street
recognize you. -They recognize me.
Now, I wanted to ask how
often do they ask you to take pictures with them?
It's happening. And I'm not rejecting them.
Unfortunately.
Me too.
-And that complicates life.
I don't know.
I repeat to you once again.
I'm Sergey Kholmsky,
I'm a guest on the live show.
Is that really you?
Yes, it's me.
I'm Sergei Kholmsky.
Human aspects of behavior can be seen in chimpanzees
.
They include caring for loved ones,
they build relationships,
they build social relationships...
Get Sara out.
Get Sara out! Come on!
You trained primates...
This is Sara,
your best student.
From Tanzania?
-From the Kaliningrad ZOO.
Hello, Sara.
How are you?
Dear viewers, we are witnessing
a unique method of communication.
between Professor Holmsky
and Primate Sarah.
What? are they candy?
Here, take it.
That's what I taught her.
What an unusual candy.
It's a sweet.
To su insekti. ?ivi.
Only?
Antihistamine, quick!
Why are you sitting? Call an ambulance!
The poison needs to be sucked out.
-Excuse me?
You don't have to suck anything.
You don't have to.
Enough!
Turn off the cameras!
Play ads.
Robert!
You can't fire me.
I already fired you.
-I'm the face of the channel.
You are the face, and I am the channel.
Anal...
You're making a big mistake!
I made a mistake when I agreed
to the wedding you insisted on.
?facing?
- Do you have a problem?
- Me? No.
By tradition,
a ticket for "Night of the Museums"
entitles you to visit
all locations of the museum ring,
as well as the right to ride
special trams.
You can see all the information
on the museum's website. Thank you.
Thanks.
Mom, it's me.
-Hello, sunshine.
Tell me what I'm doing wrong?
-Hello, Ljubo!
Mom, can you hear me?
Mom...
Did the female students bite you?
Termites.
We went too far yesterday.
You mean, on the bed
of a busty college girl?
Inga, hello. It's me.
Or that you lie to me like
the last sheep? - I'm not lying to you.
Listen, I was wrong. I should have
agreed to the VTO right away.
What does IVF have to do with it?
What does in vitro fertilization have to do with it ?
and the fact that he's fucking
the rector's niece
and childhood friends?
I don't fuck my friends.
I am the one.
I'm sure.
Stock.
I won't sleep at home today.
So pack your things
and move out by tomorrow night.
Give the keys to your neighbor.
It's not going well for us.
There's nothing from the baby either.
According to a recent survey
published in the journal
"Psychological Sciences",
The average person
I asked you...
Scandal at Kaliningrad
University. By order of the rector,
Assistant Professor of the Department of Social
Psychology Sergej Nava?in
he was fired for
sexual harassment.
Louder. Turn it up.
First-year student
Margarita Klementyeva
she reported him for
sexual harassment
and violent acts of a sexual nature,
i.e. rape.
According to Klementyeva, Navachin
forced her into intimate relationships for a long time.
Her words are confirmed by
many witnesses.
They tried to get into the dormitory.
But I didn't let them.
So he drove her away. I don't think
she's home, he's married.
Mentally healthy people don't walk down
the street at night in a bathrobe.
Nava?in's wife, press secretary
of the regional art museum
Inga Rajevska,
filed for divorce.
It is not yet known whether
the wife will testify against
future ex-husband. The Investigative
Committee is currently investigating.
?what? Budu?i biv?i mu??
Poop nonsense.
Who even writes these texts?
Fiasco...
How was it?
- Very good. Yes.
This is real shit.
And not that there is? 35 and you're not married.
Now I'm talking about myself.
Isn't this
the rape victim?
I don't understand where female students
get the money for salons like this.
Better ask where female students
get the money for cars like this.
There are also cars...
Then he has a father.
Or daddy...
Oh no, she must be a blogger.
What did you do?
ART MUSEUM
I'M FACE TO THE ASS
Good afternoon, dear viewers.
Starting today, I will be telling you in my blog
about interesting and prominent
people of our city.
My first heroine is a student
at Kaliningrad University.
Margarita Klementyeva. She
is known to you as a victim of harassment.
now former university
professor Sergei Navachin.
But there are also joyful events in her biography
.
For example, she recently became
the lucky winner of a car
worth five million
six hundred thousand rubles.
Unbelievable, a student
won such a luxurious car
in a game of chance. She bought a bun at
the "Roberto" bakery chain,
sent a photo of the receipt with the words
"I participate" and got behind the wheel.
The draw was sudden,
but still,
some of our fellow citizens participated in it.
Innocent, tell me
what happened?
I bought two hundred buns.
I didn't win anything.
And Margarita Klementyeva
bought only one bun,
and luck smiled at her immediately.
I don't believe in that kind of luck,
and I decided to
study this case in more detail.
This is Kirill. His name,
you understand, has been changed.
Kiril hacks all
social networks and phones.
Thanks to him,
everything secret becomes public.
And here's what he managed
to find out about us.
I found out the number of the car
that Klementjeva won
and it turns out to be
a "Por?e" from 2021
passed into Klementyeva's possession
as a gift from Robert Morozov.
Robert Morozov is the founder
of the company "Morozov and Partners"
which owns part of the shares
of the "Roberto" bakery chain.
A company owner gives
a student a car?!
Lucky? I doubt it.
Let's see
what this draw actually covers.
Tell me, did Klementjeva cheat
on her last psychology exam?
Yes, but Nava?in
noticed everything immediately and threw her out.
But she cheated
in the second exam period as well.
So, one more failed attempt and
they'll lose their right to study?
With an uncle like that, it's hard.
Uncle is the rector of Kaliningrad
University Vadim Fedorenko.
Klementjeva is his niece.
In such a case, they would rather expel
the pedagogue than the student.
After two failed
rewrites,
Klementjeva tried to get
in touch with Nava?in, but...
He asked me to let her
spend the night with her friends.
So, Navachin wanted
to get rid of Klementyeva?
He wanted to. He begged me to let her go.
He gave me flowers.
All the time at the party.
I call the caretaker every other day.
Yes, I looked at the apartment.
There was no mess.
Mrs. Klementieva assured me
that the guest had left,
and that they will not be
rude to their neighbors.
Rape victims
usually behave like this.
They are hiding the attacker from the police.
And now the most interesting
part of this story.
The connection between Navachin,
Klementyeva and Morozov.
As you know,
Morozov and I were in a relationship,
and we were going to get married.
Morozov gave me a gallant gift.
He gave me the key.
The car key that Klementjeva
won by buying a bun.
That's the key to this whole story.
Morozov thought
I was cheating on him with Nava?in.
So all the noise is about
sexual harassment.
just banal revenge.
So here in Kaliningrad
company owners
solve personal problems.
And I would like to give this key
to its rightful owner.
I believe this now
rightfully belongs to you.
Thanks.
Ljubov Judina was with you.
Like and follow my channel.
I'll be in the office.
Clear.
Are we ready to shoot?
And.
What will the museum surprise you with
this season?
After the video blog of former
TV journalist Ljubov Judina,
All charges against Nava?in have been
withdrawn.
I have a manicure, pedicure...
I... I'm leaving.
Are you playing journalist?
-I play by your rules.
By my rules,
you can forget about working on television.
I will develop my blog.
Nonsense.
I'll block you everywhere.
There is always the option to
realize myself in a family.
You've already lost your family, almost.
When one door closes,
another opens.
Tungusic folk saying.
Your best bet is to
find some fool to support you.
Why should he support me?
I'm getting married.
For whom? For that wretch of yours?
Married?
And you measure everything? with money?
Did I give you these earrings?
They are beautiful.
You can keep them.
Better give them to a student.
It doesn't matter that they're not new.
They're not disgusting.
For the ?champanjac.
What are you doing?
Sit down.
Seats hurt.
Let's have a normal
conversation. Sit down.
I'll send the panties by mail.
Take them off now!
The way I took you, the way
I will pass you on. Take it off.
Uda?u se ve? idu?eg meseca.
Out of great, pure, sincere and,
most importantly, selfless love.
And get married, you fool!
Although he has been dead for over
two hundred years...
Kant for humanity
still lives.
This is perhaps his
only paradox.
What comes after life
is covered with a veil of darkness.
For what we do
we are responsible
just us.
Bravo!
Just a moment, please.
Great hairstyle.
And yours, too.
Let's continue our journey.
Please follow me.
Listen, I sent you a message.
I wanted to thank you.
Your time has come.
Anything you want.
-Marry me. -What?
Marry me.
I am... married.
As we know,
you won't be around for long.
Here you go.
Listen, I'm seeing you for the third time in my life.
Childhood doesn't count.
A minute ago you said
you were ready for anything.
Yes, but not for marriage.
It will be a fictitious marriage.
-What is that to you?
I want to get married.
I thought they were marrying for love.
-They marry for various reasons.
Ho?e? li da ti platim?
Seven hundred and fifty thousand dollars.
I agree.
In these clothes, a thousand at most.
Excuse me, can we
continue the tour?
Yes, I'm sorry.
This woman is crazy.
Certainly.
Hold on.
Stop. That's enough.
You really are not normal!
-Yes.
Dear friends! Congratulations to us.
We love each other.
Serjo?a just proposed to me.
My emo is coming for you!
I'm so happy!
What is that doing??
Delete that video. Delete it.
Late. Your mom liked it.
Good afternoon.
-Hello.
Sergei.
I used to wash your ass when you were a child
.
Thank you.
-Tea, coffee?
And.
Tea, coffee and as usual.
"The bonds of love"
So now...
All members of the concession
are together.
We can start Operation
"Marrying to spite my ex".
Uncle!
-And inat beat?
That's why he wants to get married.
Is that you?
Sorry, the only thing stupider
is committing suicide out of spite.
In a week, the whole town will know
that I left Robert.
on the eve of the wedding, and left with a regular
professor. -With a bastard.
Why with a bastard?
-That's what they say in English, bastard.
In English it's "bagpipes."
-I know.
Mom, I asked you to
help with the wedding. - Yes.
So, help. Please.
When is
this important event scheduled?
Have you already submitted a request?
What kind of request?
You said it
wouldn't be real.
"The bonds of love"
We're getting divorced right now.
Listen, we're both in a bind.
It's happening.
Let me go!
We can't argue when he's guilty.
- We can't.
I saved you from prison.
-And thank you for that.
And I will help you get back
to the University.
The wedding is in a month.
What's up, kitten?
You don't have any
money for the wedding?
Clearly. A wedding should be
elegant and luxurious.
that everyone would die of rage.
There's only one thing left for you -
to find sponsors.
You've already
done well with the harassment.
We'll make you a couple... years.
We leave the date, time, bride,
we just change the groom.
This... with this. Come.
Recording??
You are asked for "content".
Pretend to be happy.
Judging by his sour face,
you'll have to make an effort.
I will make you happy.
-I will make you happy. Forever!
Why did you let them go?
- What, you shouldn't have?
Smile!
Well, he's married. Girl!
He will never be married again until
our wedding.
If not, then come.
Mom said, "Try your luck."
Try your best.
I have the biggest grudge in the world
against the groom.
What is that, a ring? -Usually the
groom gives it to the bride.
But you didn't remember to buy it?
-That's expensive.
It doesn't fit into the bastard's salary.
-I'm a follower of Kant.
By Tiffany's standards,
you are a piece of shit.
Can you
smile normally?
Can we go home now?
I can't do it anymore.
I'm pregnant!
-You're pregnant? -Yes.
Let's imagine that you took out a loan.
What other fool takes out a loan
for a ring?
The one who wants very much
to please her beloved.
We didn't agree to that.
- Honey, we're going to have a baby.
It's a little unexpected.
I'm a father.
Congratulations.
- Thank you.
Pregnancy certificate.
This is a fake.
The photos will be "Tiffany".
What kind of wedding, what kind of ring?
And you figure out how to
propose to her in the most romantic way possible?
I'm waiting for your questions.
Let's go.
How did you become a presenter?
I went through a casting.
I surpassed all my
competitors.
Did you record it?
We did something.
-We recorded something.
He looks weird in this.
- He looks normal.
Yes, we are flying alone, after all?
I've told you a hundred times that I'll never
fly in this in my life.
You just have to? let go.
Loosen your control.
One step, and you are in heaven,
and fear does not exist.
Fear may not exist,
but panic attacks certainly do.
And that's why no, no, and no again!
I have a paper. I had...
Do you know what your problem is?
You want to control everything.
Go to hell! And you have no
control over anything.
Follow me.
Come here.
-Quick!
Andrej, put that aside,
please.
Where are you going?
We have to take a picture.
Stay where you are.
Dig your feet in the sand.
You are so sweet.
I'm flying. -No. First we'll take
pictures, then we'll fly.
What qualities should
a leader have?
To be able to react correctly and quickly
to emergency situations.
Especially during a live program.
Like this is happening now.
Can you tell your mom
not to talk to me like that anymore?
I can do it. Can you?
I can.
Probably.
You will be drawing a gift certificate
for wedding pigeons.
I'm allergic to birds.
And I'm stupid.
But somehow I live with it.
From today on, learn to say "no".
Okay?
-Okay.
I don't want to marry you.
If you say "no" to me,
I'll rip your legs off.
I will consider the terms.
I won't!
Thank you.
Why am I dressed like Kirkorov?
Because it's paid.
No, no, no!
Are you sane?
No, no, no!
Release the pigeons.
Is he dead?
Excuse me.
-Are there any more pigeons?
For the lighting to fall on the guest's head.
Such a situation can happen.
Or, I don't know, for example...
-What did you do?
-You're next.
Stop the car!
Stop!
I drive the car.
How strange that is.
I don't remember anything.
-And I do.
Dad brought me this dragon
from Munich.
The one who flew away because of me?
Do you want me to buy you a new one?
As compensation.
And a new job, and a new wife, please.
And I have a new son-in-law.
Actually, better than the old one.
You're not the only
injured party here.
A proposal on a paraglider...
What a banality.
Excellent. It's accepted.
Congratulations.
A drunk text message still doesn't mean anything.
-It still means something.
We'll digitize the film tomorrow.
I already see the post:
"Love for a lifetime".
He'll still chase you.
Let go...
Let go...
That Rita has been a sore spot for me for
the last seven years.
We will organize your return
to all bells so that there are no questions.
-What questions?
-None.
You can go to Moscow
for a conference.
to represent
our university.
Thanks for the offer,
but for a conference like this
It is necessary to prepare
at least half a year.
Sergey, I read
the outline of your dissertation.
It is enough for three
such conferences.
And the accreditation?
It was completed two months ago.
But not for you.
You are our head of department.
They have privileges.
Which departments?
-Whichever you want.
This is your accreditation,
tickets, hotel.
We have a deal?
Sergey, my dear, please
delete the video.
What video?
Kiril hacks all social networks and
phones.
Thanks to him,
everything secret becomes public.
Quickly take off your pants!
Now, Fedorenko,
repeat after me. Can you hear me?
Repeat after me:
"I'll be good. I'm a good boy!"
Dean: I did everything
according to the agreement. Delete the video!
Why are you grunting like a pig?
Say, "I'm a good boy!"
They say love is a fast river.
If he doesn't know how to swim,
don't take the risk.
Don't get involved in something
you don't know.
The river is too deep.
If he can't swim,
he'll drown.
But I'm going to get in the water!
Into that water!
Inga: Bi?u kod?ke?
I will heal my soul with love.
And I'll get into the water!
Are you corresponding with a woman?
You correspond? With your fianc.
-He's not my fianc.
That doesn't stop you from corresponding.
-I don't correspond.
And you're making arrangements to see each other? -Are
you jealous? -Why would I be?
I left some things at her place.
I'll have to stop by and get them.
When people don't want to see each other,
they send things by courier.
Like this.
Do you want me to send a courier
to pick up the things?
I don't care. I'm just saying
that things are just excuses.
Come on...
Excuse me, please.
You, what...
Are you falling in love with him?
Please?
Of course not.
-Bravo.
What do you want with that married man who
doesn't have a job? You can do better.
How long will they perform
this wedding comedy?
I'm talking to you.
What else??
Did he pay you?
You paid him?
Did you make a deal?
Everything is real between us.
Really?
And your pregnancy?
And my pregnancy, too.
Good evening.
The results of our experiment
surprised us.
It turns out that not
all fears are justified
negative experience in the past.
Fear is often an invented emotion.
This experiment
proves to us unequivocally that
that from all the fears
acquired in life
we have a certain
secondary benefit...
It works in reverse...
Thesis.
Of all the decisions a person
makes in life,
97 percent of them are brought
under the influence of fear.
For example, here is my life.
When my old life
finally fell apart.
I realized that all my decisions were
dictated by one thing:
Fear.
When I had nothing left to lose,
and nothing to fear,
I became happy,
I became free.
For such changes we need
new person in life, crisis,
Man - crisis.
I met such a person.
Or rather, a girl.
I thought she was crazy,
that she was an adventurer.
It turns out that he is the most honest,
sincere person in this world.
Although she also thinks
there are many things to be afraid of,
for example, flying.
She is the bravest,
the most determined person
whom I have met in my life.
Sometimes it seems to me...
that she fears
nothing in life.
Turn off that balalaika.
Forgive me.
I dragged you into this whole
wedding adventure.
No need to apologize?
I was only thinking about myself
and what would Robert think,
and people I don't even know.
I thought, if I got married,
I would prove to everyone...
?facing?
That I'm worth something.
That everything is fine with me.
That I'm normal.
You are normal. -Normal people
don't marry the first person they meet.
Normal definitely
doesn't apply to me.
Does he want to... cancel everything?
Just like they killed us at the University.
It's more a question of... what do you want?
Room service.
Good afternoon.
-We didn't order anything.
Room 812. That's for you.
Did you mix something up?
-No. Don't worry. Everything is paid for.
Can I come here?
- Yes.
Wow! It's not a bad life
as a department head.
Sign it.
All the best.
Goodbye.
It seems the rector
really wants to come back.
Yes, obviously.
Open the champagne.
What's up?
It's for you.
I doubt the "R" stands for "rector".
Is that why you came?
Why?
-To bring him back.
I came to you.
I don't understand, he's provoking us.
-You're provoking him?
And he does it very talentedly.
I'm glad you made it.
We're even now. -How are we even?
You got your bakery,
I got my job.
It's time to put an end
to this story. We've played around.
I didn't play.
I was playing.
You're just scared.
You're just scared.
You said
I'm not afraid of anything.
She's crying.
She's crying a lot to be alone.
I don't want to fill
your void.
The hole that's here?
And everything you've done and everything you're doing
is just because of that.
For fear of being alone.
And where there is room for fear,
there is no room for love.
There is no room for anything else here.
I realized that thanks to you.
I got a cat.
And changed a few things.
Yes, I have allergies.
That's right. Sorry, Serjo?a.
Sorry.
-That's it?
-Yes.
Please, forgive me, I...
I was wrong
about a lot of things. -Are you pregnant?
No , but I wanted to talk
about it.
About you not being pregnant?
-Yes.
Did you know that male fertility
declines sharply after the age of 35?
You have three years left.
-What do I have to do with it?
See, I'm giving birth to a child.
For myself.
There will be a dash in the father's column
and I will waive alimony.
Are you getting married soon? Do
you need a divorce?
And I need quality
biological material.
Serjo?a, I'm so happy
that our feelings match.
Serjo?a, why are you so moved,
Serjo?a...
What happened?
- You had anaphylactic shock.
- Because of what?
- Because of the cat.
The doctor said it was
due to a lot of stress.
In the sense that the allergy is
further aggravated.
Sorry for the cat and for the stress.
I brought you things.
Pe?ir, toilet-paper, cloth,
A brush, toothpaste, soap,
The whole hospital kit. I also put
a phone in it for you and bought a charger.
And something else you forgot.
Can I have some... water?
I forgot the water.
But now I'll buy it for you.
I'll run.
- Is Morozov there?
- Yes, yes, right.
Good afternoon.
Good afternoon.
Aren't we going to the room?
-No. Come here. -Thank you.
I came straight from the train.
I thought something
happened to you.
I realized what an idiot I was
and how guilty I was.
I know you wanted
a big, beautiful wedding,
But sometimes things don't go
according to plan. -That's true.
I should have told you a long time ago.
I have a fear of flying.
In what sense?
- Literally. I'm afraid of flying.
But you wanted... a wedding...
in a balloon.
I wanted the wedding
I dreamed of.
What are you trying to say to me? Yes,
I went too far when I fired you.
I overdid it.
Forgive me. Really.
You to me too.
Zaista.
What is this?
- My wedding present.
Do you want to sell me a channel?
For one ruble?
-That's... just a formality.
Wouldn't it be easier for me
to win such a valuable prize ?
by buying a bun?
I understand that I made a mistake.
We all make mistakes.
I love you, I want
to be with you.
Put a signature and the channel is yours.
Even better, two signatures.
One here and one...
Serjo?a, wait. Where are you going?
You can't.
Inga, I should have
told you a long time ago.
I overlooked the moment when
you and I became friends.
Children are born when they need to be.
And I want my children to live
with me, not with a hyphen.
You don't love me. I don't love you either.
It's happening.
So he thinks it would be
fairer if we did...
that we get divorced tomorrow.
You don't need magazines anymore?
It's late.
Forgive me.
-What are you doing?
I never liked you.
I noticed.
Your father and I loved each other.
Then your mom showed up first
, and then you.
Back then, in such cases,
it was customary for people to get married.
But... as you can see,
it didn't bring anyone any happiness.
Maybe you and Ljuba
have a second chance?
Looks like she got a second chance.
With the baker of all Russia.
God, what a fool you are.
She gave up everything because of...
I can't even say
why she gave up.
In my opinion,
you're not right for each other at all.
But for some completely incomprehensible
reason, she's only happy with you.
I hope that... this conversation of ours will
to remain exclusively between us.
I also have an uncle.
He's recently divorced.
- Are you sure it's safe?
- Sure.
In this kind of wind,
I even fly with my children.
Do you have children? That's good.
That's very good.
Children are a factor of stability.
Like this... if we fall into the water
and get attacked by sharks...
Blow the whistle. Understand?
- Stop. Are you sure it's safe?
Sure, sure.
I accept myself and create peace
in my soul and heart.
This is my choice. To free myself
from destructive fears and doubts.
I'm not afraid. I'm not afraid.
There is no fear.
One step and I'm in heaven.
I'm not afraid! I'm not afraid!
No fear!
Open your eyes.
-No!
Open your eyes, you will see beauty.
I did it! I did it!
Forgive me.
What are you doing here? -
I'm flying.
-What about the instructor?
-I neutralized him.
He has children.
- He'll understand me.
Will you open it?
Strength, strength.
Is this "Tiffany"? Original?
-Yes.
- You robbed a bank?
- The bank robbed me.
I took out a loan.
And I agree.
-At interest?
At your offer... a hand and a heart.
But let's start with the hand.
Come on!
Hand...
We won't fall?
- We won't, don't worry.
Strava...!
- Are you okay?
- Yes. I hate you.
And I love you.
-I love you too.
Your time expires in 15 minutes.
- What is this?
- It's our wedding.
Real?
-I know you're a fan of fictional ones,
but if you want, we can
get divorced right away.
Are you getting married or are you
changing the date again?
Enough. Be patient.
We 're not changing the date.
We're getting married!
In our vast world,
there are many countries.
But the biggest,
most beautiful country is...
Besides you, I have
four other ceremonies today.
I waited for an hour
while you flew.
Excuse me.
-Forgive me.
A beautiful land of love.
It, like many other countries,
has its sights.
Vast expanses of goodness...
We have both a dress and a suit.
If you want, we can change our clothes,
or take them off.
Or will you excel
in what you are in,
or you will come to the municipality in a nice
dress like all normal people.
No. Now we're getting married.
Like crazy.
With the warmth of our hearts...
-Excuse me...
Can we have the finals now?
Do you agree?
- We agree!
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WATCH UNTIL THE END...
May you have the whole
world of happiness!
And money - the whole universe!
So... Hold it. -What is that?
-We're going to take a picture now.
Ne. ?emu to?
-Mora?. -Ne?u.
- Do you want it, I said.
- I won't!
I like it like this.
Do you still sing? - I sing.
I don't fly. I'm an actor.
In what sense?
Sorry...
You see...
The payment is one hundred percent.
Can you hear me?
-What do you want from me?
I want money.
I wouldn't divorce her.
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