Dilkhush (2023) Movie Script
1
No algorithm in the world
can define love.
But boss...
my algorithm is in tune
with the city's fake love stories.
Kolkata is a quiet city.
But sometimes it can be wild.
And wilderness always attracts
wild animals.
Hook ups, rebounds,
divorces and boring married lives...
Everyone, no matter what age
is looking for...
a filmy love story.
DILKHUSH
Hi, my name is...
"Dilkhoos."
No...
Dilkhush.
I've been the top dating app
for the last six months.
I solve the equation of compatibility
to find a life partner.
Hey, guys.
Hope you enjoyed that.
Saraswati festival is known as
the Bengali Valentine's Day.
But #SadLyf.
Because this year,
I don't have one except...
you guys.
Trisha Bhattacharya
starts her day by counting likes.
An influencer,
more viral than influenza.
A failed high-school relationship.
Not knowing her dad's identity. And...
Bhutu, get the sweets.
I'm live, Mom.
The growing rift
between her and her actress mom.
Her heart's inbox
is loaded with spam.
Here's...
Bodhisattwa Bagchi.
He was researching
the mating habit of guinea pigs.
He's been recently dumped.
And he's got a PhD in heartbreak.
Always calling me
in the middle of work.
Hello.
Don't bug me
on an auspicious day like this.
Don't you remember
what I've done for you?
Last year...
Tourism. Cyber cafe.
Security guard.
Rishi Kundu wears many hats.
His wife has eloped
with his best friend.
And she's making his life hell
for divorce.
He's on night duty
so that he doesn't have to return home.
What demands!
She wants me
to buy her a lipstick.
Won't that fatso pay you?
Have you hung up?
Hello?
Mampushi!
Pushpita,
the sole heiress of Sanyal Jewellers.
She has a strange sadness
in her eyes.
Loneliness is a deadly disease.
The "Only Naughty Fans" cam show
is Pushpita's painkiller.
This society...
...has painted me
as the menacing bandit.
I, Raghu the bandit, warn
all the monsters in the society.
Beware!
I'm coming to get you.
Papai.
Get me two cigarettes.
Money?
- Okay, get me a cigarillo.
- I don't have any money.
Don't you have a single penny?
Worthless fellow!
Shakti Kumar,
the vicious villain of musical theatre.
His heart still beats
for his first love.
You can call him a defeated villain.
(music system playing)
PUTUL'S KITCHEN
Dolly Das' cooking and comedy,
both are famous in her locality.
Should I pour the ghee in khichdi?
Yes.
Ghee in khichdi and kisses in love...
It's never too much.
Be generous with the ghee.
Wow!
What a dialogue!
Grief clings to Dolly
like oil sticks to the spatula.
(funeral prayers)
- What's your father's name?
- Shohan Das.
Mohan Das?
Nice name!
Was your grandfather a Gandhi fan?
Are you making fun
of my father's death?
No, I mean...
I'm--
Hard of hearing.
The evergreen bachelor,
Amulyaratan Hazra.
He has always been
the butt of all jokes.
He signs death certificates
while counting his days.
I know you're an NRI.
Kamalika's son and grandson
have settled abroad a long time ago.
Mom, he won't wear
the pre-historic sweater you knit.
Donate it.
Why are you up so late?
I was waiting for your call.
I've even set the clock
to your time zone.
Mom, please!
I have a video call to attend. Bye.
Riju--
She knits away her sorrows
in the ladies hostel all day.
She was once a vibrant young woman.
Didn't stop smiling
even in the worst of times.
Just like these eight people...
we're all very lonely.
And loneliness attacks you
like a wounded wild animal.
Oh my God!
You're so freaking cute.
Let me take a photo.
- I'll caption it "couple goals".
- Really apt.
Cute on the outside,
toxic on the inside.
Isn't it, Mampushi?
Hi.
Oh!
I'm so sorry.
Are you on a date?
Didn't mean to sound cynical.
Chill, sis.
He's only booked for an hour.
I have four more to go.
You know I can't tolerate men
more than an hour.
Pull over.
Pull over here.
(singing)
- Hey!
- You sing so well, uncle.
What's this?
Why did you take the trouble?
On Valentine's Day...
food-delivery guys
only visit their girlfriends.
Money?
Did they ask for a salary hike?
Not money.
On Valentine's Day...
food-delivery guys
only visit their girlfriends.
Oh!
I never had a girlfriend.
How would I have known?
You're always on the phone.
Why don't you
download the Dilkhush app?
You'll find a lot of
pretty old ladies there.
You should check it out too.
After all, love is found
across the screens now.
You'll find your Banalata Sen
with just one click.
Juliet will find her Romeo.
- Cleopatra will find her Antony.
- Cut!
Cut!
Someone please brief him.
What's with the melodrama?
A little melodrama helps.
Because it's about love.
Love doesn't work
without melodrama.
Really?
Next!
My lonely phone awaits your call
My heart makes excuses
to see you
You are supposed
to be by my side
Tell me where I shall find you
My lonely phone awaits your call
My heart makes excuses
to see you
You are supposed
to be by my side
Tell me where I shall find you
You're the one
My old guitar plays for in the cafe
In the concrete clutter
You're the one my rebellious heart seeks
Everyone yearns for you
Tell me where I shall find you
My lonely phone awaits your call
My heart makes excuses
to see you
You are supposed
to be by my side
Tell me where I shall find you
For us, women...
life is all about
putting clothes to dry and cooking.
We're always standing.
It's like stand-up.
Just without the bloody comedy.
I look for you
when the morning alarm goes off
In the coziness of the theatres
In a glass of chilled water
On a hot summer day
Or maybe...
In a mundane envelope
carrying government notice
My first cassette craves for you
My last sickness longs for you
In vain I've wondered
Tell me where I shall find you
My lonely phone awaits your call
My heart makes excuses
to see you
You are supposed
to be by my side
Tell me where I shall find you
You're the one
My first love song craves for
In everyone's eyes
It's only you I'm on a quest to find
Everyone yearns for you
Tell me where I shall find you
The wandering sun desires you
The moonlit night desires you
You are supposed
to be by my side
Tell me where I shall find you
If you've been single for ages
you will be dying to get mingled.
That's how the world works.
Simply put...
The USP of my app lies
in the desire to find soulmates.
So all thanks to me,
today at 12:05 a.m.
these eight lives
are about to change.
Bodhi!
So, you're like the Bodhi tree.
Are you going to enlighten me
or something?
Yes, I guess...
Why are you reacting so weirdly?
No...
You called me a tree so...
By the way...
Are you allergic to video calls?
No, just a minute.
Knock, knock!
I'm waiting.
Hi.
I'm in the lab.
Oh!
I heard "lyaba", as in dumbo.
Sounds about right, though.
Yes...
Seriously?
I didn't know we can
set appointments in the app.
Ma'am.
These apps deliver groceries
at your doorstep.
Then why not soulmates?
I sense mischief in your voice.
Sorry, didn't catch that.
I'm actually hard of hearing.
Oh my goodness!
Then your favourite Tagore's song
must be...
I press my ears waiting to listen
Isn't it?
You speak so well.
Ma'am, so...
I hope you trust me now.
If I get your mobile number...
Listen.
Ask directly like the youngsters.
Oh, yes!
Can I have your number, please?
These apps are all fake.
So I don't exchange numbers.
I'm a big fan of yours.
That play...
"The German Monster."
You were brilliant as Hitler in it.
Oh my gosh!
What telepathy!
I'm performing the same play today.
"One day, the entire universe...
All the stars in the galaxy..."
"All the creatures of hell..."
"All the atoms will scream out loud...
Hail Hitler!"
My pressure cooker whistled
at your dialogue.
Stop pulling my leg. Look...
Even your pressure cooker wants me
to taste your food.
But you have to pay for it.
Because I pay to watch your play.
Bravo!
You've made me so happy.
Superhit show!
No.
Hold the phone away.
Is it better?
Yes, I can see you now.
Hello.
Hi.
How are you?
I'm good.
What about you?
I'm fine.
I didn't have the app installed.
I have only calculator
and video games on my phone.
Dating apps are like video games.
Isn't it?
You got to shoot your shot.
What did you say?
You have to shoot your shot.
I didn't get that.
My English is not that good.
Bengali please?
I'll slap you.
What did I do?
Stop it!
Go, have your food.
Why aren't you eating?
What are you talking about?
Hey, are you there?
Are you angry?
Come here.
Are you there?
Not you.
I was talking to Mampushi.
Mampushi...
You have a daughter?
Yes.
Want to see her?
No, I don't want to.
Just a second.
Look who's this.
Oh, cat!
Say hi.
Hi!
Bye.
Okay, bye.
I had no idea about the cat.
Damn it!
But boss...
Every fairy tale has a super villain.
The hero and the villain
in this story...
is love.
Take him down!
Shoot!
"Ekaki!" "Ekaki!"
What are you saying?
What's "kaki"?
Not "kaki", Mom.
It's "ekaki", as in, a loner.
Like you.
Mind your language.
I've taught you better.
I'm going out.
I can see that.
- You're flying too high.
- I'm your mom.
I know that.
I'm just using the same lines
you used on me.
Look, Ghoton.
I know a few days ago--
Stop calling me
by that terrible nickname.
- Okay, then Putul--
- Mom!
Don't call me by that name either.
And my heart is not broken.
You're being dramatic
like the Bengali daily soaps.
Why?
Bengali daily soap?
You mean,
country liquor and daily soap.
Didn't get addicted to any of them.
Was it a joke?
I'm doing my research
on Cavia porcellus...
As in, on the mating habit
of guinea pigs.
Oh! Really?
I've heard rabbits have a lot of sex.
That's why they say,
"doing it like bunnies".
Okay, tell me something.
Are they freaky too?
So we have similar interests?
Psychobiology of sexual behaviour
in guinea pigs...
is a vast field of study.
- I specialise--
- Um...
Bodhi, I was kidding.
Oh!
You're very funny.
I mean you're fun.
You're looking gorgeous.
Gorgeous?
Oh my God, Bodhi!
These adjectives are obsolete.
You're totally dressed
for an interview.
Yes...
I'm more nervous about a date
than my PhD.
Oh, yes!
You had a girlfriend for five years--
Let's bunk the topic.
It's a sensitive one.
Why?
Sir, order please.
I'll have the same.
Hazelnut cappuccino.
And yours?
Bodhi?
- You know...
- What?
She liked hazelnut too.
Lolita and I used to sit
on this bench.
She used to have peanuts.
And I used to munch on hot bites.
Lolita?
You mean, the wicked wife
of "Tasher Songsar".
She wears a snake-like bindi.
Right?
Looks so funny.
Yes, that venomous woman and I...
were the superhit romantic pair.
After she left me...
I became the king of villains.
Well, Your Majesty.
I've got a gift for you.
- Is it?
- Yes.
Fish ball curry.
Oh my God!
My mom and grandma
were from Bangladesh.
I learnt to cook from them.
- Is that so?
- Yes.
My father was from Barisal.
Delicious!
Don't you think it's a fantastic app?
It finds your suitable match
so easily.
- It's great.
- Let's do something.
Come to Bagbazar tomorrow.
Why?
To watch a play.
- Are you in it?
- Yes.
No need.
Why?
I had lied to you.
I hate your acting.
You're a cheap copy
of a Bollywood villain.
Even I was flattering you.
It's so horrible.
Tastes like bird poop.
It's so bad.
So you know
how bird poop tastes.
Do birds poop on you?
She doesn't like it.
- She's choosy like me.
- I see.
Aren't you, Mampushi?
But it doesn't look like it.
All you got is Rishi Kundu.
- I'm just trusting the app, Rishi.
- Me too.
My dad wants me to get married
to Pradip Bhattacharya.
Who?
Pradip Bhattacharya.
The youngest son of the owner
of Bhattacharya Corporation?
- Do you know him?
- No, I've heard of him.
He's a family friend.
He's had a crush on me
since childhood.
He sent me a flight ticket one day
and said...
"Baby, come to Miami. Date night."
Weirdo!
Miami or Mandarmani?
God knows!
Didn't you go?
Don't you like him?
- I heard he's rich--
- So what?
- It's all his dad's money. Nepotism!
- I see.
Look at you.
You're a self-made entrepreneur.
- Isn't it?
- Absolutely.
I'm an IT guy.
I run a cyber cafe.
- Cyber cafe! Mampushi...
- Yes, tour and travel--
Hey!
- What happened, Rishi?
- Bloody animal!
Animal?
- Why are you abusing me?
- I can't stand animals.
No, I didn't mean to abuse you--
My son doesnt have time for me.
Does he stay in China?
No...
New Jersey, right?
I misheard again.
My hearing aid isn't working.
And the good ones
are too expensive.
- Then I have to whisper.
- Oh my...
I love the sunset by the river.
It's beautiful.
- My God!
- Look at you!
So shy that you looked away.
I'm a little silly.
You know what?
I've never had the pleasure
of being with a woman.
So my heart is a graveyard.
Poor guy!
Your charm lies in your goofiness.
Got it?
You're very witty.
It's a beautiful ring.
- This one?
- Yes.
Shailen had given it to me.
- Shailen?
- My husband.
Oh, I see!
My God!
He went down on his knees
and proposed to me.
"Will you marry me?"
And I was like...
Guess what he sang.
You're my life, my friend
You're my heart, my soul
You're my wings, my friend
Nature's creation...
Hello.
Tell me.
Shakti.
Actually...
I'm sorry for misbehaving
with you earlier.
No, it's okay.
Dolly.
These banters are like spice
in the recipe of love.
Too much spice ruins the dish.
It numbs your taste buds.
That was delicious!
Didn't you use this laughter
for Mahishasura's role?
Oh my goodness!
That means...
you're my secret admirer, right?
Petrol is too costly.
Don't want to waste it oiling you.
But I'm not oiling you.
I mean it
from the bottom of my heart.
You're really delicious.
Damn it!
I mean...
You're beautiful.
No, you're pretty.
Damn it!
I've mixed it all up.
Got it.
I'm wonderful.
Anyway, I'll call you tomorrow.
Good night.
My God!
I hide my bleeding scars...
Let my eyes tell the story...
What the hell, Bodhi?
I don't know
how the hell you're my soulmate.
Whatever!
Really sorry.
I don't have the habit
of making videos.
Dude.
Every single fling I've had...
And I have about 10 odd flings
a month.
I made sure they can at least
take decent photos.
But you, Bodhi...
Never mind.
I promise I'll learn.
Chill, bro.
Or else your parents will say...
"Our son couldn't complete his doctorate
because of a wannabe girl."
And I don't want to hear that.
Cool?
My parents are no more.
It's been quite a few years.
I'm sorry, Bodhi.
- I didn't mean to--
- Get...
Go home.
Your mom will be worried
if you're late.
- Let me drop you.
- I'll manage.
- Sure?
- Bye.
Hope I don't catch a cold.
Otherwise, I'll have to gargle
for the next few days.
Please don't.
Don't add cholesterol
and blood pressure problems to it.
Just like oldies.
Even at this age, you're quite...
What do you mean?
- I'm a thug?
- Not at all!
- I mean colourful.
- Colourful?
You mean I'm a bully.
You haven't seen my true colours yet.
Want to see?
No, please.
Spare me.
Don't have to show me
your true colours.
What happened?
My phone?
Where is it?
Damn it!
What's wrong?
Damn!
- I missed my son's call.
- What? Oh!
Hey, pull over.
- Are you going to get off?
- Oh, yes!
I have to call him back.
He made time for me
despite his busy schedule.
- I'll see you later. Bye.
- Okay.
She doesn't understand
Stop it!
Sing some other song.
You're hanging out with random guys.
Rishi is not a random guy, Dad.
He's like my brother.
Which family do you belong to?
What's your surname?
Hope you haven't forgotten that.
No, Dad.
I haven't.
How can I forget?
I'm from a reputed family.
In our basement--
Pushpita!
How dare you talk back to me?
I just have to call Pradip right now.
Because he's waiting for me.
So can I...
Okay, I'll talk to you later.
See, Mampushi.
This trick always works.
Five hundred coins?
That means full striptease.
There you go.
Hi, stalker.
Stop using backspace.
Tell me what you have to say.
I'm saying this after studying
zoology for five years.
You're one of the deadliest animals
I've ever met.
Good for you.
You can watch me
on a wildlife channel every day.
You can see me up close too.
Pick up the phone.
Damn it!
I have to finish...
Hey.
Putul!
Why are you here?
Don't even ask.
Things I do
for extra pocket money.
Where should I keep it?
- Give it to the watchman.
- Okay.
- Hey, listen.
- What is it?
How do I look?
Stunning!
Just like a hot young actress.
Wasn't it a bit too much?
What's the matter?
Where are you going?
- I'm off to--
- Oh my God! What a beauty!
Miss Calcutta 1976!
Come on.
- Brother!
- "Brother?"
What happened to you?
Didn't answer my calls.
Not talking to me.
What's wrong?
Why should I tell you?
You're neither a therapist
nor a police officer.
Why are you upset?
What's wrong?
Hey.
For you.
Why did you call me to a hotel?
I lied to Dad.
What did you tell him?
That Pradip is coming from Dubai
for a surprise visit.
That's why this hotel.
I feel like I'm the poor hero
of a superhit film.
And you're the rich heroine!
- Is it?
- Yes.
Even I think
our story is like a movie.
- Really?
- Yes.
If my dad finds out about us,
he will kill you.
People don't just fall in love.
They fall head over heels in love.
I'm just an app.
I can hardly do much.
But when coding for love...
some are players
and some are amateurs.
I hold you tight
'Cause I don't wanna lose a moment
I hold you close
'Cause my eyes seek you
I'll love you
Only you, my beloved
I'll love you and only you
I'll love you
Only you, my beloved
I'll love you and only you
Your car is not available.
Let's take a tram.
I've never taken a tram.
Isn't it slow?
Is it even love
if it doesn't make you breathless?
Is it even love
if it doesn't make you breathless?
If it doesn't fill your heart with hope?
I'll find new ways
to come back to you
I'll love you
Only you, my beloved
You looked better earlier.
I'll love you
Only you, my beloved
I'll love you and only you
Just stay the way you are, Bodhi.
Please don't change.
The fever of love
The temperature keeps rising
Break my heart a thousand times
You take me up by storm
The fever of love
The temperature keeps rising
Break my heart a thousand times
You take me up by storm
Is it even love
if it doesn't drive you crazy?
Is it even love
if it doesn't drive you crazy?
Eyes full of love
Eluded by sleep
I'll find new ways
to come back to you
I'll love you
Only you, my beloved
I will love you and only you
I'll love you
Only you, my beloved
I will love you and only you
Hey, stop!
Telling the truth
is the biggest dare.
What's your biggest regret?
Malda, Birbhum, Bankura,
Midnapore, Nadia...
Thousands of people
have watched my plays.
But after the show is over
when I remove my make-up...
Backstage...
It's just me...
with my whiskey.
And the blurry lights.
Lonely.
I've been a loser
since I was a kid.
Things didn't get this far
with my ex.
Besides, we were very nervous.
Don't mind.
How many times?
Lost count.
I guess you're the 15th or 16th guy.
Doesn't matter, Bodhi.
It has never felt this special.
No need to flatter me.
Come on, Bodhi!
You should give comedy a shot.
My daughter and I
are on antidepressants.
We need to make ourselves laugh first.
Both of us are losers.
In a tiny room in Bow Barracks...
Robert Ray had a dream
while listening to Miles Davis.
Little did this bugger know
that his dream would become so big.
Today...
thousands are finding life partners
on Dilkhush.
And that too for eternity.
I think we deserve
a special round of applause for ourselves.
- Come on! Give it up for Dilkhush app!
- Hip hip hurrah!
- Dad's scam is about to get exposed.
- Scam?
To cover it up, he wants me
to get engaged in a month to Pradip.
Who the hell
is Pradip Bhattacharya?
- I don't even like that guy.
- Scam...
I can't marry some random dude
to make my dad happy.
And he's been doing this
all his life.
He's only ordered me around
for his selfish interests.
But I won't take this anymore.
Just wait--
- Why are you quiet?
- What do you want me to say?
Say something!
Are you even listening to me?
- You're not even taking a pause.
- Please listen--
Not just him.
Even I can hear you.
She can hear you too.
- So keep it down.
- Keep it down.
- Are you sure I signed the certificate?
- Yes.
Right at this crematorium
seven years ago.
Shailen must be laughing up there.
I don't like signing death certificates.
But I have no choice.
Nobody takes deaf doctors seriously.
- Oh!
- What?
- I've got a gift for you.
- Is it?
- It's a small one.
- Show me.
In exchange for the rose.
Do you like it?
Oh!
Get home safe.
Don't cross the road in a hurry.
Please be careful, Shakti.
Damn it!
I addressed you informally
by mistake.
It's okay.
That sounds better.
It's much more...
- I mean it's...
- Robotic.
Why are you hesitating
to say "romantic"?
I'm scared of losing you.
Bye.
- Hey.
- What?
What is it?
Babui, I don't have three kidneys.
I won't be able to pay
even if I sell both my kidneys.
No point shouting at me.
YOUR LIFE WILL CHANGE OVERNIGHIF IT GETS LEAKED
TWENTY LAKHS
DEAL?
Pradip's dad is coming over
for dinner.
Come home fast.
Okay, Dad.
What?
Any problem?
Let's go.
My son had no plans of coming.
But he just told me
he'd be in Kolkata for a project.
Is he coming next week?
Yes.
I should be happy about it. But...
I get it.
You son doesn't know about us, right?
Have you lost it?
My son will think I've gone crazy.
Keep our age in mind.
Right.
I forgot we're 70 years old.
I'm extremely helpless.
But I don't think
we should stay in touch...
Hello?
Hello?
Hello.
Your hearing aid isn't working.
We'll talk later.
Aren't you ashamed of flirting?
You're 42 years old.
- Shakti is just a good friend.
- Oh!
I see.
So we find friends on dating apps nowadays.
Okay...
Why are you so jealous?
Your boyfriend dumped you
so you can't see me happy.
Excuse me?
What are you saying, Mom?
Listen.
I'll tell you something.
You need to hear it.
Focus on running the business.
Remember what you said?
You wanted to grow your business
and make money.
And send me abroad to learn coding.
Do you remember?
- I've sacrificed a lot for you.
- You haven't done me a favour.
You haven't at all.
Stop going on and on
about your sacrifices.
- You were just doing your duty.
- What about your duty?
I'm still doing my duties
towards you.
- I gave up on my dreams to--
- Dreams?
Dreams?
Becoming a stand-up comedian...
And what was his name?
Shakti, right?
Your so-called friendship
with Shakti...
All that or your daughter's future?
First pick your dream.
Now I get why Dad left you.
When we were coming here by train
after you got divorced...
you should've pushed me off the train
instead of buying me "dilkhush".
That would've been better, Mom.
Your dad was a beast.
And you're just like him.
I have a bad habit.
I always ghost the guy
after a couple of dates.
I just vanish.
What?
No, I mean...
I thought it's long-term for you.
I don't even think long-term
for myself.
Bodhi, I'm freaking out.
And we're too different.
We'll figure it out.
Pros and cons...
Some permutations combinations--
Dude.
Relationships are not science.
What do I even know about it?
I mean,
I've never been in one except...
Hello?
I think you've put me on mute.
Rohan.
My first boyfriend.
In grade eight.
Oh!
Exactly like you.
Full-blown nerd.
Oh!
But a full-blown bastard.
Oh!
One and a half years.
I was emotionally invested in him.
I became vulnerable.
But guess what?
He cheated on me
with my best friend.
Oh!
Bodhi...
I know this is cool and exciting
to you.
Even hot and happening.
All this is new to you.
If it gets old tomorrow--
No, Trisha...
We can give it a try.
I really--
Shut up, Bodhi.
Forgive me if you can
Mom.
Don't know how to tell you
Forgive me if you can
Don't know how to tell you
TWENTY LAKHS. DEAL?
OR I'LL LEAK IT SOON
Let my love remain
An unrequited name
It's time for me to say goodbye
My love wasn't a lie
It's time for me to say goodbye
My love wasn't a lie
What's the biggest joke
of my life?
My marriage.
You could never be mine
And I couldn't be yours
If tomorrow ever comes
I'll see you again
Guys, I'm really very excited.
Interesting!
Cute!
It's "dilkhush".
I love you...
- I...love Shakti, my dear...
- I know.
- I love him...
- I know, Mom.
Don't leave...
Don't know how to tell you
Let my love remain
An unrequited name
It's time for me to say goodbye
My love wasn't a lie
It's time for me to say goodbye
My love wasn't a lie
Sorry, Mom.
We won't be able to make it.
Didn't get a leave.
I'll transfer the money
for dad's funeral.
Dad...
He had an accident.
Dad!
Bloody orphan!
Here to ruin my life.
Dad!
In the lost city
Amidst the deafening noise
If you can't find me
Look for my ashes in the debris
Let my love remain
An unrequited name
It's time for me to say goodbye
My love wasn't a lie
It's time for me to say goodbye
My love wasn't a lie
It's time for me to say goodbye
What will you tell your son?
The truth.
I'll tell him...
I have a thing with someone.
Oh my God!
He might have a cardiac arrest.
God forbid!
There's no point overthinking.
I don't want to live with regrets
at this age.
Then we're going to...
- From tomorrow.
- Tomorrow?
We'll start looking for a flat.
We're insecure in our own way.
But every time I hold your hand, Bodhi...
It feels like...
it'll be worth the risk.
Even I feel...
Everything will be fine
if you're by my side.
Sorry.
I'm talking rubbish.
Let's take up the challenge.
I want this to be long-term.
As if you're going to marry me
right now.
Well, I don't mind.
- Let me tell Mom.
- Hey--
Come, let's take a photo.
I won't upload it.
It's just for us.
Let me take it.
I've picked it up.
Lights!
My goodness!
The lights are so bright.
Don't they blind you?
You'll get used to it in no time.
This auditorium will fill up
for you soon.
Right.
People have always
had a good laugh at my expense.
- Dolly.
- Yes?
I'm telling you again.
Don't fight with your daughter
for me.
Your Majesty...
It's not an epic love story
if you don't have to fight for it.
Will we be able to make it work?
We won't lose, right?
Is it right to trust an app blindly?
Don't you trust me?
Look into my eyes.
I'm always there for you.
You won't have any problems.
You're worked up--
I'm getting married.
It's final.
Oh!
- Are you inviting me?
- What?
Make sure the mutton
is cooked well.
- Want to have mutton at my wedding?
- Love it when you slap me.
- I'm not going to marry him.
- Why not?
- I'm going to elope with you.
- What?
What do you mean?
- S--t scared, huh?
- Of course.
If you elope with me,
I'll have to elope with you too.
- Yes. So what?
- What do you mean?
- Rishi.
- What?
If we have to make this work,
we have to elope.
Your dad's goons
will chop me into pieces.
- I'm out of it. Bye!
- Rishi!
FILED 498A AGAINST YOU
THE COPS ARE ON THEIR WAY
- Done.
- Done? Great!
We'll get as far away
as possible from Kolkata.
- Okay?
- Yes.
- Just one more thing.
- What is it?
- Someone will come with us.
- No.
- Please...
What about my allergy?
Rishi!
Sir, please listen to me.
We've tracked the exact time
when it happened.
Really?
- Here's the sheet, sir.
- Okay.
I'll beat the s--t out of you.
Sir, I know you're angry.
I've already initiated a procedure.
I've set up an inquiry commission.
- Are you in it?
- Yes, of course.
You cannot be
because you're fired.
Come, uncle.
This way.
This is your flat.
Check it out.
You'll get 24-hours running water.
HOW TO IMPRESS
YOUR WOULD-BE MOTHER-IN-LAW?
People say I match histories
to make the chemistry organic.
But let me tell you the truth.
At the end of the day,
every love story is either magic
Shut up, f--ker!
...or tragic.
DILKHUSH
I offer my sincere apologies
to everyone affected.
We found out
that on 14th February midnight...
the Dilkhush app was hacked.
All the couples
who found their matches at the time...
We're reaching out to them.
They're all incompatible.
Our dating app goofed up
in matching their profiles.
They were never meant
to be life partners.
Because the Dilkhush app was hacked.
Actually, somebody
had tweaked our codes...
with some malicious intent.
I'm sorry.
We're reaching out to them
and giving them one-year free subscription.
So that they can find
their true life partners.
Do you think it's all over?
Just remember.
The iconic dialogue of the legend...
The film isn't over yet, my friend.
ONE YEAR AGO
Hello.
Good evening.
Welcome to Idea Tank Season 3
where wealth is health.
Let's welcome
our special guest judge.
The famous actor and filmmaker,
Arindam Sil.
Today contestants will pitch ideas
for the best dating app.
Welcome Putul Das and Robert Ray.
Welcome to Idea Tank Season 3
where wealth is health.
Your task in this round.
What is the significance
of the name of your app?
- Alright?
- Yup.
So, your time starts now.
The name of our app is Dilkhush.
As kids,
whenever we were sad...
we used to have the snack, "dilkhush".
Dilkhush is a lot like love.
It's a sweet miracle.
Maybe something we--
Basically, it sounds cool
and it's relatable.
- That's it.
- Okay, your time's up.
Thank you.
Let's see what our judge,
Arindam Sil, has to say.
Hello, Putul.
Hello, Robert.
Business or love...
Partners should always
be on the same page.
But I'm very sorry to say...
you're not even in the same book.
Sorry, you're disqualified.
Want a bite?
Shut up or I'll smack you.
It was your idea.
What Robert Ray is doing
without giving you credit
is called stealing.
Nobody gives me credit.
Have you, Bodhi?
I raised a man-child like you
for five years.
Have you given me credit for it?
You're taking your frustration
out on me.
I'm very tired, Bodhi.
Very tired.
Don't act like
you don't want to call it quits.
Let's give it another chance.
Let's try once again.
Self-esteem, Bodhi.
Self-esteem.
This word doesn't exist
in your dictionary, right?
It doesn't in yours either.
You're crazy about Robert Ray.
Your crush.
Your mentor.
But he stole your codes
and launched his app.
What?
FEBRUARY 14, 2022
Where are you going?
What happened?
I'll pay you 100 bucks.
No! We're closed.
Go home.
- What is it?
- I'll pay 300 bucks per hour.
Here's 1000 bucks in advance.
Take it.
Happy birthday, Robert Ray.
F--k you and your Miles Davis!
PRESENT DAY
Everyone thinks this app is a scam.
If we want to bounce back,
we have to catch the hacker.
So, Mr. Cop.
You have exactly 72 hours
to do that.
I need my daughter's exact location
in 72 hours.
Or else the media will know
you've taken bribes.
Name?
Raj.
What's your name?
Subhashree.
Your IDs, please.
ID...
We won't show our papers.
What a beautiful fish!
- It's a fatty fish.
- Quite meaty!
Not skin and bones
like the Dilkhush app.
Tell me about it.
After the Dilkhush disaster,
I thought we would break up.
I trust the heart
more than the phone.
Wow!
If it was a dialogue
in musical theatre...
the audience would've gone crazy.
There's one similarity
between the heart and the phone.
Both cause us a lot of pain.
Lovely!
I'm sure you'll win
the comedy competition.
Yes!
Look...
I've turned the villain into a hero.
The competition is nothing
in comparison.
With love.
Are you sure?
Hundred percent, Bodhi.
You know what's the problem?
Our generation thinks...
commitment is like a virus.
And obviously,
no one wants to get infected.
Talking to your mom about marriage
is a huge escalation.
It is what it is.
We should go all out.
Let me submit my thesis.
Then we can--
Do you love your thesis
more than me?
No, no.
Just think about it.
You'll lose your male followers
if you marry me.
I know my followers very well.
They'll comment...
"You guys look so cute together."
How do you know I'm the one?
Dilkhush says it was a mismatch.
If you know...
you know.
For example,
out of the 27 guys I've made out with
you're the best.
- Really?
- Yes.
I'll get better with practice.
Bodhi!
Who's this?
Hi, aunty.
I'm Trisha.
Bodhi's girl--
Fianc.
I never thought Bodhi would be
in a hurry to get married.
My daughter is such a bohemian.
I'll be relieved if she settles down.
I'm a big fan of yours.
- I watch your show--
- What's that?
- That's fur.
- Fur?
Of guinea pigs.
Relax, Mom.
Don't freak out.
I'll explain later.
For God's sake...
No point naming them.
You'll get more attached.
- They don't live long anyway.
- Oh!
Don't worry, buddies.
My life is just like you now.
Seriously, Amulya?
You learnt
you have cirrhosis of liver.
Still, you're joking about it.
It's like gambling to me.
One year, six months or two years...
I don't know how long I'll live.
Have you told your family?
- Family?
- Yes.
I'm no one's
No one is mine either
Neither do I have a name, Mister
I do have someone.
But I don't have the guts
to tell her.
You're not worried at all,
are you?
I am... A little.
I'm just worried about one thing.
Who will sign my death certificate
after I die?
(funeral prayers)
Suddenly, I got a feeling
My beloved drifting far away
Suddenly, night descends
In the overcast afternoon sky
But I know
Somewhere beyond this universe
Beyond the moon, the sun
And the stars
Your head will rest on my shoulder
- Do you have a room?
- Who are you?
I'm Jeet.
I'm Koel.
You didn't tell me you have a car.
To hell with the Dilkhush app!
Come on, let's fly.
Your head will rest on my shoulder
Hello.
My comedy is a little domestic.
And a little daring.
I thought we still had time
Didn't realise it would be too late
Never imagined
we'd have so much left unsaid
But I know
Somewhere beyond this universe
Beyond the moon, the sun
And the stars
Your head will rest on my shoulder
But I know
Somewhere beyond this universe
Beyond the moon, the sun
And the stars
Your head will rest on my shoulder
Words, spoken and unspoken
Eyes, full of your dreams
Through sleepy mornings
and waking nights
I silently call for you
But I know
Somewhere beyond this universe
Beyond the moon, the sun
And the stars
Your head will rest on my shoulder
But I know
Somewhere beyond this universe
Beyond the moon, the sun
And the stars
Your head will rest on my shoulder
But I know
Somewhere beyond this universe
Beyond the moon, the sun
And the stars
Your head will rest on my shoulder
Mom.
- You should repair the lock.
- Don't you know how to knock?
Oh, really?
Do you knock
before entering my room?
Putul, it's not what you think--
Hey, excuse me.
Who are you talking to?
How dare you call me
by my name?
- You're just--
- Mind your language.
I don't feel like
given the scandalous stuff you're doing.
- You're misunderstanding your mom.
- Hey!
Keep your dialogues
for the musical theatre.
- Get lost now!
- Hey! He's my guest.
Oh!
Guest?
Then let's tell our relatives
about your guest.
Let's take a photo.
Okay?
Let me expose
what you're hiding beneath the mask.
I should've aborted you.
Right.
You're right.
That would've been best for us.
You're a slut, Mom.
Shame on you!
You're a slut, Mom.
Shame on you!
Is there anything left
after everything falls apart?
There is.
What remains is the storm
within the broken people.
- Wedding, rituals, vows...
- Bro.
I'm an Aries and you're a Virgo.
That's the basic difference.
Please stop it.
Only losers like you
believe in horoscopes.
Ouch!
Your mom is a famous actor
so you have it easy.
You can't be practical
unless you're middle-class.
I still have bread and eggs for lunch
to save money.
- I don't order in every day like you.
- Dude.
- Stop playing the victim.
- We're both victims...
Please once more.
- Please once more.
- Come on, Lolita.
Come on, Lolita.
Trisha.
We're very different.
It might work out
but we have to give it time.
It's not adventure sports
that we jump in just for the thrill.
I get it.
You're trying to escape.
Men!
You're not getting my point.
You're running
and I've just started walking.
I can't catch up to you.
I can't...
Parties, wine, cheese...
I just don't fit in.
Don't you remember that
when you have free wine?
Falling apart means...
My love is not an act...
Here you are.
Listen.
I'm sorry for Putul's behaviour.
Trust me.
Dear beloved,
I'll keep loving you out of habit.
I hope you have the heart
to forgive me for the sin.
Let a few scars and grudges
be in debt.
For it's not a period...
But just a comma.
I wrote these lines for a play.
I would be downstage,
on the left.
Right at the end of the play.
And Lolita would be on the right.
The poem would play
in the background.
And the lights on the stage
would fade out.
We would be in silhouettes.
In one of the shows...
I kept standing alone.
She didn't come.
I know you felt bad.
Dolly, it was inevitable.
You know what?
Both of us are in desperate need
of a friend.
Not a lover.
Are you going to leave me?
No, I'll be with you.
Without naming our relationship.
I'll be loudest cheerleader
at your stand-up show.
Yes, me.
We lost yet again.
Maybe we won
even though we lost.
Remember what the man said?
"Someone who wins despite losing
is called..."
"A gambler."
Why would I lie to you?
Where are you right now, Mom?
I'm at the hostel.
I called up the hostel.
You're not there.
Where are you?
Riju...
Why did you call them?
What is happening?
Why did you call them?
Mom, what is happening?
So you know everything.
Yes.
Thank God I didn't come.
What example are you setting
for your beloved grandson?
Trust me, Riju.
I'm very happy.
It's called a scandal, Mom.
For some, it's a scandal.
For some, it's a fairy tale.
It depends on how you look at it.
I'm an economist.
I'll look at it the way it is.
So I'm not sugarcoating.
Just get a grip on yourself. Please.
Let us be happy.
Fine.
So be it.
But don't try
and get in touch with us.
Riju...
No, no.
Just do not.
Stop it!
Let me know if you need money.
I'll transfer it.
Bye.
Sorry.
I had lied to you.
I wasn't getting married.
I ran away for some other reason.
Bloody porn star!
Freaking porn!
You're a cam girl!
You didn't tell me all this while.
Aren't you ashamed of yourself?
Don't make it sound
like it's a slang.
What is it then?
God knows why I have bad luck!
How long have you been
a porn star?
Speak up!
Open your mouth
if you're done stripping.
I started out on Reddit
with "Indians Gone Wild".
Then shifted to Xscamy
after I became popular.
F--king s--t!
Why are you so upset?
Does it hurt your morality?
Cut the crap!
Just cut it!
You're in trouble
because of what you've done.
- I thought you'd get me.
- No, I won't!
You'll go around naked
and I'll have to support you?
I grew up
in a suffocating environment.
Please drop the act.
Three-storeyed house...
Suffocating environment, my foot!
- I was always on house arrest.
- Disgusting!
- Nobody had time for me.
- How does it matter?
Split AC room, cruise parties...
You had it all.
You're a rich spoiled brat.
Have you seen your mom die?
What rubbish!
I've seen my mom die.
She drowned right in front of my eyes.
She jumped from the yacht.
Do you know what a yacht is?
You know what a cruise is.
Pushpita, I...
Any guesses how she died?
Dad wanted Mom
to sleep with his dealers
so that he can make more money.
He used to force my mom regularly.
My mom would never do it.
So she jumped from the yacht.
She actually killed herself.
My mom died by suicide.
So, I became a cam girl.
Damn right I did!
This is how I vent out.
This is how I lash out.
Pushpita...
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
See, this is our home.
Done up nicely.
I kept your photo here.
And now look at this.
Oh!
- Look who's here.
- What are you doing?
This is Amulyaratan Hazra.
Take a good look at him.
Listen, dear.
Let me tell you something.
I'll spend the rest of my life
happily with this man.
Take care.
I couldn't raise you
to be a good person.
But you should raise Zico well.
Okay, bye.
Take care, dear.
What did you do?
If they see this,
they won't talk to you anymore.
I don't want to talk to them either.
I'll send the video and block him.
I'll just block him.
What's wrong?
Don't do so much for me.
I won't be able to bear it.
You're right.
Unbearable!
Unbearable.
Hold my hand.
Who'll break me out
and free me?
- O, my friend!
- O, my friend!
Come on, sing.
The flowers are blooming
The lute is singing
- Who'll break me out and free me?
- Who'll break me out and free me?
You don't know how dangerous they are.
They'll kill me anytime now.
Please don't call the police.
Twenty lakhs is nothing, Dad.
Please pay the ransom.
You have to give the "muktiporn".
What rubbish are you saying?
Listen to me.
It's "muktipon", as in, ransom.
Not porn.
- Got it?
- Yes.
I know you've done porn videos.
But that's in the past.
Tone down your melodrama.
- You're overacting. We'll get caught.
- Listen.
My dad is a Bengali gangster.
And Bengalis love melodrama.
Please!
Okay.
Listen...
When you call your dad...
can you ask for 40 lakhs?
Instead of 20 lakhs.
- Shameless!
- No... What--
I'm trying to solve my problem.
- But all you care about is profit.
- No...
My blackmailer wants 20 lakhs
so that's all I'll ask for.
My blackmailer wants 20 lakhs too.
Your blackmailer?
Don't even ask.
I'm done hiding it from you.
Who is it?
My wife.
- Your wife?
- Ex-wife.
- Ex-wife?
- Yes.
So you're married?
Technically, yes.
We're getting divorced.
- I'll kill you!
- Hey! Why are you hitting me?
- Don't hit--
- Liar!
- Pushpita... I get it--
- I hate men!
You're a cheat!
Please let me explain.
What would I have said?
That I fell in love and got married.
Then she eloped
with my best friend.
I didn't know how to tell you.
So I didn't.
My wife's lawyer is my best friend.
They want an advance
before the trial.
Or else they'll book me
under Section 498A.
I'm screwed.
That's why I made the proposal.
If we get 40 lakhs,
we'll be set for life.
We can ask for more
if we want.
- I'm going to kill you!
- I didn't mean to... Don't hit me!
- Pushpita, I swear...
- I'm coming to get you!
Can't we get back?
- Please?
- No.
I mean...
Nobody else has made love here.
Remember they threw us out?
We made love here.
And we parted ways too.
Cut the nostalgia crap!
- Trishna--
- Trisha.
- It's the same thing.
She's made you a sentimental fellow.
I know what you'll say.
You'll say Trisha
is imperfect and shallow.
That we're incompatible.
Isn't it?
Self-awareness.
Wow!
Compatibility is not a theorem
that we need to prove it.
Two people can be different.
But if they honestly feel for each other
and fight for it
then to hell with the world.
We've never really loved each other.
We're happy without each other.
End of story!
Bodhi...
- What the--
- Just two minutes.
I want to be happy.
What are you eating so late?
Poison.
- Have you seen the time?
- Have you?
What trash have you had?
Poison.
My heart and body is on fire.
Take your nonsense elsewhere.
I won't tolerate it.
Mom.
What are you saying, Mom?
Nonsense, huh?
- You're...
- Get lost!
Come on, Mom.
After everything
you're doing in the house
why should I go out?
- Putul.
- What?
What is it?
Have you realised it?
This is the room...
You and Dad...
And I was the result.
Isn't it?
- Now you and Shakti--
- Hey!
- What?
- What's wrong with you?
What rubbish are you saying?
What?
This is content, Mom.
Make me laugh.
You're an aspiring comedian,
after all.
So crack a joke.
Make me laugh.
Come on.
Tell me a joke.
Come on!
- Get out!
- Why are you quiet?
- Get out of my house!
- Why will I?
Every time I've spoken against you,
you've hit me.
What will you hit me with today?
- Putul--
- With a belt or a plate?
- Putul, get out!
- No, I won't! Get lost!
Mom...
Mom.
Mom.
Mom, please talk to me.
Haven't slept all night?
Have been crying for days?
No worries.
Trioflife is here to help you.
Life is a mess.
So why not make content out of it?
So...
Who is it now?
Sorry.
I'm using a fake account...
because you've blocked me.
I've come to the conclusion
about our love.
I mean...
I'm an idiot.
I'm a fool.
A loser.
I love you.
I love you.
I love...
I don't care if it sounds tacky.
But I...
I can't live without you.
I'm a stupid, clumsy guinea pig.
We're different.
We're different. But...
Love...
...is not like a gadget.
It doesn't come
with a guarantee card.
I mean...
I love...
My battery is almost dead...
Trisha, I love...
After playing a villain for so long...
I've realised that no one is a villain.
Time and circumstances
are the real villains.
Don't misunderstand Putul.
Why is it so difficult to believe?
Desire imprisons us
And grief sets us free
Why is it so difficult to believe?
(indistinct)
...And grief sets us free
Sorry.
Oh, thank you.
My heart waits in vain
For the familiar fragrance
How long will I live
without love in my heart?
So stunning!
Oh my goodness!
Hey, stop it!
How long will I live
without love in my heart?
Dad, please give them 50 lakhs.
Please get me out of here.
I can't take it anymore.
See, what they've done to me.
Please save me, Dad.
Done?
Our future is loading.
Playing hide and seek
in love's labyrinth
Heartache paves the way
for everlasting love
Love is grey
Neither black nor white
The heart wants to
stay stuck to you
My heart waits in vain
For the familiar fragrance
- How long will I live without love in my heart?
- How long will I live without love in my heart?
Bloody beast!
- How long will I live without love in my heart?
- How long will I live without love in my heart?
Your mom would've come
if she didn't have to practice
for the competition.
Naturally.
But then I wouldn't have come.
Our fight has become septic.
Almost like gangrene.
I've been denied access.
Error code.
MINERVA THEATRE
- I've spoken to your mom.
- Sorry, uncle.
Hope you don't mind me
calling you uncle.
Can't call you dad.
Oh!
What's this?
It's "dilkhush".
I have it when I'm depressed.
Mom used to buy me "dilkhush"
when I was a kid.
I buy it for myself now.
I thought of getting it for you...
to say sorry, uncle.
- Heavenly!
- I knew it.
I packed a whole lot for Mom.
She didn't have a single one.
Putul.
Your mom...
told me about your separation
from your boyfriend.
Separation?
Break-up sounds better.
Actually...
The break-up is not the real crisis
in my life.
It's the app.
It's the app that taught me...
some relationships
don't have a name.
But...
they make you happy.
Putul.
Please talk to your mom.
- If you talk to her--
- Dilkhush is my app.
It's mine.
MINERVA THEATRE
Hey, crazy.
You've shed all the wine you had
in tears.
Shut up.
Always joking.
You must be happy.
You're going to leave me behind
and escape.
This is what happens.
People always leave me.
The light can never escape the moon.
My liver has given up.
So what?
My heart still beats for you.
As long as I'm alive...
no tears.
Only cheers!
There are a lot of cases
against the guy.
His divorce is in process.
Our cyber-cell source informed us
that the Dilkhush app
was hacked from his cyber cafe.
Now your daughter
has been kidnapped.
Ransom of 50 lakhs.
If I lose my money...
you'll lose your job.
Remember I drew it
when I was a kid?
I named it "Superhero Mom".
- Mom.
- Yes?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
No, Mom.
I'm sorry.
No, Ghoton.
I'm sorry.
Mom, will you fight with me
over this?
No, sorry.
It's time for your mom
to be the real superhero.
I won't spare the people
who've stolen your app.
Mom, let it be.
- I've taken my revenge.
- No, you haven't.
The world will think you're a hacker,
a criminal.
Robert should know
if he makes my daughter's life hell
- I'll put him in the pressure cooker--
- Mom...
- And boil him--
- Mom...
Please don't overreact.
Why is your food-delivery service
named after me?
Why is your app named "dilkhush"?
I love you, Mom.
I love you too.
I haven't told you but...
Shakti uncle and you
look cute together.
An extra-large love story.
You had to gather a lot of "shakti",
as in strength, to say it.
Bravo!
It's lame.
Very lame.
Move.
Our lives will change from tomorrow.
God knows!
I'm very scared.
Why?
We're very different.
- What are you saying?
- Can you do this?
- What?
- Try doing this.
It's like our lives.
The moment we meet,
we part ways again.
Hey.
Nothing will happen.
We never thought my dad
would agree so easily.
No.
Nothing will happen.
Everything will be fine.
Just trust me. Okay?
Will he give us all the money?
We won't have time to count.
Hey.
My dad might be a gangster
but he's not a cheat.
I love you.
I love you.
I've never said anything like this
to anyone.
I feel like saying it
for the first time.
I really love you.
- You won't cheat on me, right?
- I will do it tomorrow.
- Promise me... You'll marry me.
- What?
I swear on Goddess Kali.
Covered in golden fields
The earth is wrapped in greenery
My dear beloved
O my beloved!
Action!
Covered in golden fields
The earth is wrapped...
I can't do this.
- Please... For me.
- Please...
My dear beloved
O my beloved!
O my beloved!
What is this?
- Bo--
- I need the charger.
- Sorry...
- All good, Bodhi?
Sorry.
- Get the sweets, Supratim.
- I'll get it.
What about the flowers?
Mom!
Sorry.
- Wait!
- Get going.
Here's the latest gossip.
Yeah!
Nice.
I'll post it, Bo--
Hey, come here.
- What happened?
- Nothing.
- Look. Isn't it nice?
- Very nice.
- Yours is nice too.
- Thanks.
- Beautiful henna!
- Yours too.
- Hey.
- Hey.
Come on, Dolly!
(crowd cheering)
Hello, I'm Dolly Das.
I run a food-delivery service named
after my daughter, "Putul's Kitchen".
But my daughter
is not a puppet or a "putul".
Along with other dishes,
I do a lovely roast.
I won't roast chicken or mutton.
I'm going to roast a man today.
This man has fooled...
...many like my daughter.
None other than the illegitimate father
of Dilkhush, Robert Ray.
Thanks to him...
I learnt how to be a topper
by cheating in exams.
His soul is dirtier than a shoe's sole.
How can he find soulmates
for everyone?
But...
Hello?
Hello!
Mic off!
Robert doesn't know...
I don't need a mic.
He doesn't know
how loud Bengali moms can be.
I can see
that my punchline worked.
But trust me,
I'm not telling you a joke.
It's the truth about this parasite
who has sucked my daughter dry.
But he doesn't know...
that I'll freeze his credit card
if he doesn't give my daughter credit.
What do I want?
I want my daughter, Putul,
to look Robert in the eye and say...
"Do you know who my mother is?"
That was my set.
I'm Dolly Das.
(crowd cheering)
- Nothing will happen, right?
- Don't worry.
I'm here for you.
- Be careful.
- Wait.
Rishi!
I love you.
After several rounds, Rishi Kundu
was shot dead by the police
in the forest of Dooars.
- Madam.
- Oh my God!
Hello, handsome!
Wow!
You look great!
- It's my farewell after all.
- Right.
- I have to look my best.
- Absolutely.
Trisha, have you seen my phone?
Can't find it.
Bodhi.
We need to talk.
I've read all the texts.
Who are you blackmailing?
Who are you blackmailing?
- Oh my God!
- Cut the cake!
- Amulya, come with me.
(funeral prayers)
Come with me.
I don't even know Pushpita.
Trisha, I'm sorry. Sorry...
Please don't ask me to forgive you.
That's not possible.
I used to browse the cam-show website.
But I've never...
The screenshot helped me
to find her on social media.
Then I thought...
I can blackmail her
because she's rich.
- Let me go.
- I needed the money.
For us.
Let me go.
I wanted us to be equals
before we get married.
- I knew I was wrong but blackmailing--
- Became an addiction, right?
No...
Power trip?
- You're misunderstanding me--
- Bodhi...
You've failed in your experiment
to be a better person.
You don't get me.
I'll block her ID and number.
I promise I won't take the money.
F--k you!
F--k you, Bodhi!
Just look at you.
Don't make promises to me.
Promise yourself.
I can't be responsible for you anymore.
It's not my job
to make you a better person.
- Bodhi-- Bodhi!
- Hey, are you done?
How long will you take?
Let's go.
- We'll be right there, aunty.
- Hurry up.
Come on.
Let's get married.
How are you doing?
Mom, I'm fine.
Are you sure?
Yes.
I want to go back
and meet you and Amulya uncle.
I'll bring my wife and son too.
Yes, please come.
- Lolita.
- Oh!
Oh my!
The king of villains
is looking like a hero today.
I never thought you'd invite me
to your daughter's wedding.
You wanted me to come
with my wife.
But fortunately or unfortunately...
I'm not married yet.
- This is Dolly. My...
- Hello.
- My...
- Girlfriend.
And I'm Dolly's daughter, Putul.
I saw your video
on social media.
It went viral in two hours.
You taught a good lesson
to that man.
Putul, if it wasn't for your app...
I wouldn't have found a groom
like Bodhi.
Dying to get married, huh?
Putul.
I request you
to sign as the witness.
This day wouldn't have been possible
if it wasn't for you.
Please.
It's done!
- You're married, my dear.
- Bodhi, congrats!
Trisha, it's my fault.
If you want, you can...
We can think about it later.
It's my fault too.
I thought you were
too good to be true.
I should've known...
that you're imperfect too.
Just like the others.
That you have an evil side too.
Trisha.
Anyone else would've left me.
They wouldnt have come back.
That would've been easier.
But guess what?
I love challenges way too much.
And you too.
Let's go.
I've said my goodbyes.
...And I couldn't be yours
THE END OF A JOURNEY
MARKS THE BEGINNING OF ANOTHER ONE
If tomorrow ever comes
I'll see you again
Forgive me if you can
Don't know how to tell you
Let my love remain
An unrequited name
It's time for me to say goodbye
My love wasn't a lie
It's time for me to say goodbye
My love wasn't a lie
Time tells the biggest joke
in the world.
It's humourous.
It makes us laugh a little
right after making us cry.
Shakti Kumar has retired
from musical theatre.
He's Dolly's script supervisor
and manager now.
They aren't married.
Nor do they live together.
But they've figured out
their relationship.
As the value of my stocks fell...
my illegitimate dad, Robert Ray
lost everything.
And the "muktiporn"--
Sorry, I mean "muktipon"...
Pushpita used the ransom
to start a business...
be independent
of her gangster guardian.
And she has returned me
to my real mother.
The Chief of Operations
of Dilkhush, Putul.
Sorry...
Yes, P.
Okay, fine.
You don't have to call me P.
My mom's ex-boyfriend,
Bodhisattwa has adopted a child.
He has a PhD in looking after the baby
and running the household.
There are still a lot of barriers
between Trisha and Bodhi.
But boss,
life doesn't stand still.
In a world of like, share
and subscribe...
Trisha's new show on social media
has taken the internet by storm.
She interviews special couples
on her channel.
Couples who've proved
true love can conquer all.
- Hello.
- Hello.
- I have a question.
- Ask away.
Don't you feel scared
that any day...
My dear...
When you've found your soulmate,
there's nothing to be afraid of.
No matter what...
they'll be right by you.
LONG LIVE LOVE
No algorithm in the world
can define love.
But boss...
my algorithm is in tune
with the city's fake love stories.
Kolkata is a quiet city.
But sometimes it can be wild.
And wilderness always attracts
wild animals.
Hook ups, rebounds,
divorces and boring married lives...
Everyone, no matter what age
is looking for...
a filmy love story.
DILKHUSH
Hi, my name is...
"Dilkhoos."
No...
Dilkhush.
I've been the top dating app
for the last six months.
I solve the equation of compatibility
to find a life partner.
Hey, guys.
Hope you enjoyed that.
Saraswati festival is known as
the Bengali Valentine's Day.
But #SadLyf.
Because this year,
I don't have one except...
you guys.
Trisha Bhattacharya
starts her day by counting likes.
An influencer,
more viral than influenza.
A failed high-school relationship.
Not knowing her dad's identity. And...
Bhutu, get the sweets.
I'm live, Mom.
The growing rift
between her and her actress mom.
Her heart's inbox
is loaded with spam.
Here's...
Bodhisattwa Bagchi.
He was researching
the mating habit of guinea pigs.
He's been recently dumped.
And he's got a PhD in heartbreak.
Always calling me
in the middle of work.
Hello.
Don't bug me
on an auspicious day like this.
Don't you remember
what I've done for you?
Last year...
Tourism. Cyber cafe.
Security guard.
Rishi Kundu wears many hats.
His wife has eloped
with his best friend.
And she's making his life hell
for divorce.
He's on night duty
so that he doesn't have to return home.
What demands!
She wants me
to buy her a lipstick.
Won't that fatso pay you?
Have you hung up?
Hello?
Mampushi!
Pushpita,
the sole heiress of Sanyal Jewellers.
She has a strange sadness
in her eyes.
Loneliness is a deadly disease.
The "Only Naughty Fans" cam show
is Pushpita's painkiller.
This society...
...has painted me
as the menacing bandit.
I, Raghu the bandit, warn
all the monsters in the society.
Beware!
I'm coming to get you.
Papai.
Get me two cigarettes.
Money?
- Okay, get me a cigarillo.
- I don't have any money.
Don't you have a single penny?
Worthless fellow!
Shakti Kumar,
the vicious villain of musical theatre.
His heart still beats
for his first love.
You can call him a defeated villain.
(music system playing)
PUTUL'S KITCHEN
Dolly Das' cooking and comedy,
both are famous in her locality.
Should I pour the ghee in khichdi?
Yes.
Ghee in khichdi and kisses in love...
It's never too much.
Be generous with the ghee.
Wow!
What a dialogue!
Grief clings to Dolly
like oil sticks to the spatula.
(funeral prayers)
- What's your father's name?
- Shohan Das.
Mohan Das?
Nice name!
Was your grandfather a Gandhi fan?
Are you making fun
of my father's death?
No, I mean...
I'm--
Hard of hearing.
The evergreen bachelor,
Amulyaratan Hazra.
He has always been
the butt of all jokes.
He signs death certificates
while counting his days.
I know you're an NRI.
Kamalika's son and grandson
have settled abroad a long time ago.
Mom, he won't wear
the pre-historic sweater you knit.
Donate it.
Why are you up so late?
I was waiting for your call.
I've even set the clock
to your time zone.
Mom, please!
I have a video call to attend. Bye.
Riju--
She knits away her sorrows
in the ladies hostel all day.
She was once a vibrant young woman.
Didn't stop smiling
even in the worst of times.
Just like these eight people...
we're all very lonely.
And loneliness attacks you
like a wounded wild animal.
Oh my God!
You're so freaking cute.
Let me take a photo.
- I'll caption it "couple goals".
- Really apt.
Cute on the outside,
toxic on the inside.
Isn't it, Mampushi?
Hi.
Oh!
I'm so sorry.
Are you on a date?
Didn't mean to sound cynical.
Chill, sis.
He's only booked for an hour.
I have four more to go.
You know I can't tolerate men
more than an hour.
Pull over.
Pull over here.
(singing)
- Hey!
- You sing so well, uncle.
What's this?
Why did you take the trouble?
On Valentine's Day...
food-delivery guys
only visit their girlfriends.
Money?
Did they ask for a salary hike?
Not money.
On Valentine's Day...
food-delivery guys
only visit their girlfriends.
Oh!
I never had a girlfriend.
How would I have known?
You're always on the phone.
Why don't you
download the Dilkhush app?
You'll find a lot of
pretty old ladies there.
You should check it out too.
After all, love is found
across the screens now.
You'll find your Banalata Sen
with just one click.
Juliet will find her Romeo.
- Cleopatra will find her Antony.
- Cut!
Cut!
Someone please brief him.
What's with the melodrama?
A little melodrama helps.
Because it's about love.
Love doesn't work
without melodrama.
Really?
Next!
My lonely phone awaits your call
My heart makes excuses
to see you
You are supposed
to be by my side
Tell me where I shall find you
My lonely phone awaits your call
My heart makes excuses
to see you
You are supposed
to be by my side
Tell me where I shall find you
You're the one
My old guitar plays for in the cafe
In the concrete clutter
You're the one my rebellious heart seeks
Everyone yearns for you
Tell me where I shall find you
My lonely phone awaits your call
My heart makes excuses
to see you
You are supposed
to be by my side
Tell me where I shall find you
For us, women...
life is all about
putting clothes to dry and cooking.
We're always standing.
It's like stand-up.
Just without the bloody comedy.
I look for you
when the morning alarm goes off
In the coziness of the theatres
In a glass of chilled water
On a hot summer day
Or maybe...
In a mundane envelope
carrying government notice
My first cassette craves for you
My last sickness longs for you
In vain I've wondered
Tell me where I shall find you
My lonely phone awaits your call
My heart makes excuses
to see you
You are supposed
to be by my side
Tell me where I shall find you
You're the one
My first love song craves for
In everyone's eyes
It's only you I'm on a quest to find
Everyone yearns for you
Tell me where I shall find you
The wandering sun desires you
The moonlit night desires you
You are supposed
to be by my side
Tell me where I shall find you
If you've been single for ages
you will be dying to get mingled.
That's how the world works.
Simply put...
The USP of my app lies
in the desire to find soulmates.
So all thanks to me,
today at 12:05 a.m.
these eight lives
are about to change.
Bodhi!
So, you're like the Bodhi tree.
Are you going to enlighten me
or something?
Yes, I guess...
Why are you reacting so weirdly?
No...
You called me a tree so...
By the way...
Are you allergic to video calls?
No, just a minute.
Knock, knock!
I'm waiting.
Hi.
I'm in the lab.
Oh!
I heard "lyaba", as in dumbo.
Sounds about right, though.
Yes...
Seriously?
I didn't know we can
set appointments in the app.
Ma'am.
These apps deliver groceries
at your doorstep.
Then why not soulmates?
I sense mischief in your voice.
Sorry, didn't catch that.
I'm actually hard of hearing.
Oh my goodness!
Then your favourite Tagore's song
must be...
I press my ears waiting to listen
Isn't it?
You speak so well.
Ma'am, so...
I hope you trust me now.
If I get your mobile number...
Listen.
Ask directly like the youngsters.
Oh, yes!
Can I have your number, please?
These apps are all fake.
So I don't exchange numbers.
I'm a big fan of yours.
That play...
"The German Monster."
You were brilliant as Hitler in it.
Oh my gosh!
What telepathy!
I'm performing the same play today.
"One day, the entire universe...
All the stars in the galaxy..."
"All the creatures of hell..."
"All the atoms will scream out loud...
Hail Hitler!"
My pressure cooker whistled
at your dialogue.
Stop pulling my leg. Look...
Even your pressure cooker wants me
to taste your food.
But you have to pay for it.
Because I pay to watch your play.
Bravo!
You've made me so happy.
Superhit show!
No.
Hold the phone away.
Is it better?
Yes, I can see you now.
Hello.
Hi.
How are you?
I'm good.
What about you?
I'm fine.
I didn't have the app installed.
I have only calculator
and video games on my phone.
Dating apps are like video games.
Isn't it?
You got to shoot your shot.
What did you say?
You have to shoot your shot.
I didn't get that.
My English is not that good.
Bengali please?
I'll slap you.
What did I do?
Stop it!
Go, have your food.
Why aren't you eating?
What are you talking about?
Hey, are you there?
Are you angry?
Come here.
Are you there?
Not you.
I was talking to Mampushi.
Mampushi...
You have a daughter?
Yes.
Want to see her?
No, I don't want to.
Just a second.
Look who's this.
Oh, cat!
Say hi.
Hi!
Bye.
Okay, bye.
I had no idea about the cat.
Damn it!
But boss...
Every fairy tale has a super villain.
The hero and the villain
in this story...
is love.
Take him down!
Shoot!
"Ekaki!" "Ekaki!"
What are you saying?
What's "kaki"?
Not "kaki", Mom.
It's "ekaki", as in, a loner.
Like you.
Mind your language.
I've taught you better.
I'm going out.
I can see that.
- You're flying too high.
- I'm your mom.
I know that.
I'm just using the same lines
you used on me.
Look, Ghoton.
I know a few days ago--
Stop calling me
by that terrible nickname.
- Okay, then Putul--
- Mom!
Don't call me by that name either.
And my heart is not broken.
You're being dramatic
like the Bengali daily soaps.
Why?
Bengali daily soap?
You mean,
country liquor and daily soap.
Didn't get addicted to any of them.
Was it a joke?
I'm doing my research
on Cavia porcellus...
As in, on the mating habit
of guinea pigs.
Oh! Really?
I've heard rabbits have a lot of sex.
That's why they say,
"doing it like bunnies".
Okay, tell me something.
Are they freaky too?
So we have similar interests?
Psychobiology of sexual behaviour
in guinea pigs...
is a vast field of study.
- I specialise--
- Um...
Bodhi, I was kidding.
Oh!
You're very funny.
I mean you're fun.
You're looking gorgeous.
Gorgeous?
Oh my God, Bodhi!
These adjectives are obsolete.
You're totally dressed
for an interview.
Yes...
I'm more nervous about a date
than my PhD.
Oh, yes!
You had a girlfriend for five years--
Let's bunk the topic.
It's a sensitive one.
Why?
Sir, order please.
I'll have the same.
Hazelnut cappuccino.
And yours?
Bodhi?
- You know...
- What?
She liked hazelnut too.
Lolita and I used to sit
on this bench.
She used to have peanuts.
And I used to munch on hot bites.
Lolita?
You mean, the wicked wife
of "Tasher Songsar".
She wears a snake-like bindi.
Right?
Looks so funny.
Yes, that venomous woman and I...
were the superhit romantic pair.
After she left me...
I became the king of villains.
Well, Your Majesty.
I've got a gift for you.
- Is it?
- Yes.
Fish ball curry.
Oh my God!
My mom and grandma
were from Bangladesh.
I learnt to cook from them.
- Is that so?
- Yes.
My father was from Barisal.
Delicious!
Don't you think it's a fantastic app?
It finds your suitable match
so easily.
- It's great.
- Let's do something.
Come to Bagbazar tomorrow.
Why?
To watch a play.
- Are you in it?
- Yes.
No need.
Why?
I had lied to you.
I hate your acting.
You're a cheap copy
of a Bollywood villain.
Even I was flattering you.
It's so horrible.
Tastes like bird poop.
It's so bad.
So you know
how bird poop tastes.
Do birds poop on you?
She doesn't like it.
- She's choosy like me.
- I see.
Aren't you, Mampushi?
But it doesn't look like it.
All you got is Rishi Kundu.
- I'm just trusting the app, Rishi.
- Me too.
My dad wants me to get married
to Pradip Bhattacharya.
Who?
Pradip Bhattacharya.
The youngest son of the owner
of Bhattacharya Corporation?
- Do you know him?
- No, I've heard of him.
He's a family friend.
He's had a crush on me
since childhood.
He sent me a flight ticket one day
and said...
"Baby, come to Miami. Date night."
Weirdo!
Miami or Mandarmani?
God knows!
Didn't you go?
Don't you like him?
- I heard he's rich--
- So what?
- It's all his dad's money. Nepotism!
- I see.
Look at you.
You're a self-made entrepreneur.
- Isn't it?
- Absolutely.
I'm an IT guy.
I run a cyber cafe.
- Cyber cafe! Mampushi...
- Yes, tour and travel--
Hey!
- What happened, Rishi?
- Bloody animal!
Animal?
- Why are you abusing me?
- I can't stand animals.
No, I didn't mean to abuse you--
My son doesnt have time for me.
Does he stay in China?
No...
New Jersey, right?
I misheard again.
My hearing aid isn't working.
And the good ones
are too expensive.
- Then I have to whisper.
- Oh my...
I love the sunset by the river.
It's beautiful.
- My God!
- Look at you!
So shy that you looked away.
I'm a little silly.
You know what?
I've never had the pleasure
of being with a woman.
So my heart is a graveyard.
Poor guy!
Your charm lies in your goofiness.
Got it?
You're very witty.
It's a beautiful ring.
- This one?
- Yes.
Shailen had given it to me.
- Shailen?
- My husband.
Oh, I see!
My God!
He went down on his knees
and proposed to me.
"Will you marry me?"
And I was like...
Guess what he sang.
You're my life, my friend
You're my heart, my soul
You're my wings, my friend
Nature's creation...
Hello.
Tell me.
Shakti.
Actually...
I'm sorry for misbehaving
with you earlier.
No, it's okay.
Dolly.
These banters are like spice
in the recipe of love.
Too much spice ruins the dish.
It numbs your taste buds.
That was delicious!
Didn't you use this laughter
for Mahishasura's role?
Oh my goodness!
That means...
you're my secret admirer, right?
Petrol is too costly.
Don't want to waste it oiling you.
But I'm not oiling you.
I mean it
from the bottom of my heart.
You're really delicious.
Damn it!
I mean...
You're beautiful.
No, you're pretty.
Damn it!
I've mixed it all up.
Got it.
I'm wonderful.
Anyway, I'll call you tomorrow.
Good night.
My God!
I hide my bleeding scars...
Let my eyes tell the story...
What the hell, Bodhi?
I don't know
how the hell you're my soulmate.
Whatever!
Really sorry.
I don't have the habit
of making videos.
Dude.
Every single fling I've had...
And I have about 10 odd flings
a month.
I made sure they can at least
take decent photos.
But you, Bodhi...
Never mind.
I promise I'll learn.
Chill, bro.
Or else your parents will say...
"Our son couldn't complete his doctorate
because of a wannabe girl."
And I don't want to hear that.
Cool?
My parents are no more.
It's been quite a few years.
I'm sorry, Bodhi.
- I didn't mean to--
- Get...
Go home.
Your mom will be worried
if you're late.
- Let me drop you.
- I'll manage.
- Sure?
- Bye.
Hope I don't catch a cold.
Otherwise, I'll have to gargle
for the next few days.
Please don't.
Don't add cholesterol
and blood pressure problems to it.
Just like oldies.
Even at this age, you're quite...
What do you mean?
- I'm a thug?
- Not at all!
- I mean colourful.
- Colourful?
You mean I'm a bully.
You haven't seen my true colours yet.
Want to see?
No, please.
Spare me.
Don't have to show me
your true colours.
What happened?
My phone?
Where is it?
Damn it!
What's wrong?
Damn!
- I missed my son's call.
- What? Oh!
Hey, pull over.
- Are you going to get off?
- Oh, yes!
I have to call him back.
He made time for me
despite his busy schedule.
- I'll see you later. Bye.
- Okay.
She doesn't understand
Stop it!
Sing some other song.
You're hanging out with random guys.
Rishi is not a random guy, Dad.
He's like my brother.
Which family do you belong to?
What's your surname?
Hope you haven't forgotten that.
No, Dad.
I haven't.
How can I forget?
I'm from a reputed family.
In our basement--
Pushpita!
How dare you talk back to me?
I just have to call Pradip right now.
Because he's waiting for me.
So can I...
Okay, I'll talk to you later.
See, Mampushi.
This trick always works.
Five hundred coins?
That means full striptease.
There you go.
Hi, stalker.
Stop using backspace.
Tell me what you have to say.
I'm saying this after studying
zoology for five years.
You're one of the deadliest animals
I've ever met.
Good for you.
You can watch me
on a wildlife channel every day.
You can see me up close too.
Pick up the phone.
Damn it!
I have to finish...
Hey.
Putul!
Why are you here?
Don't even ask.
Things I do
for extra pocket money.
Where should I keep it?
- Give it to the watchman.
- Okay.
- Hey, listen.
- What is it?
How do I look?
Stunning!
Just like a hot young actress.
Wasn't it a bit too much?
What's the matter?
Where are you going?
- I'm off to--
- Oh my God! What a beauty!
Miss Calcutta 1976!
Come on.
- Brother!
- "Brother?"
What happened to you?
Didn't answer my calls.
Not talking to me.
What's wrong?
Why should I tell you?
You're neither a therapist
nor a police officer.
Why are you upset?
What's wrong?
Hey.
For you.
Why did you call me to a hotel?
I lied to Dad.
What did you tell him?
That Pradip is coming from Dubai
for a surprise visit.
That's why this hotel.
I feel like I'm the poor hero
of a superhit film.
And you're the rich heroine!
- Is it?
- Yes.
Even I think
our story is like a movie.
- Really?
- Yes.
If my dad finds out about us,
he will kill you.
People don't just fall in love.
They fall head over heels in love.
I'm just an app.
I can hardly do much.
But when coding for love...
some are players
and some are amateurs.
I hold you tight
'Cause I don't wanna lose a moment
I hold you close
'Cause my eyes seek you
I'll love you
Only you, my beloved
I'll love you and only you
I'll love you
Only you, my beloved
I'll love you and only you
Your car is not available.
Let's take a tram.
I've never taken a tram.
Isn't it slow?
Is it even love
if it doesn't make you breathless?
Is it even love
if it doesn't make you breathless?
If it doesn't fill your heart with hope?
I'll find new ways
to come back to you
I'll love you
Only you, my beloved
You looked better earlier.
I'll love you
Only you, my beloved
I'll love you and only you
Just stay the way you are, Bodhi.
Please don't change.
The fever of love
The temperature keeps rising
Break my heart a thousand times
You take me up by storm
The fever of love
The temperature keeps rising
Break my heart a thousand times
You take me up by storm
Is it even love
if it doesn't drive you crazy?
Is it even love
if it doesn't drive you crazy?
Eyes full of love
Eluded by sleep
I'll find new ways
to come back to you
I'll love you
Only you, my beloved
I will love you and only you
I'll love you
Only you, my beloved
I will love you and only you
Hey, stop!
Telling the truth
is the biggest dare.
What's your biggest regret?
Malda, Birbhum, Bankura,
Midnapore, Nadia...
Thousands of people
have watched my plays.
But after the show is over
when I remove my make-up...
Backstage...
It's just me...
with my whiskey.
And the blurry lights.
Lonely.
I've been a loser
since I was a kid.
Things didn't get this far
with my ex.
Besides, we were very nervous.
Don't mind.
How many times?
Lost count.
I guess you're the 15th or 16th guy.
Doesn't matter, Bodhi.
It has never felt this special.
No need to flatter me.
Come on, Bodhi!
You should give comedy a shot.
My daughter and I
are on antidepressants.
We need to make ourselves laugh first.
Both of us are losers.
In a tiny room in Bow Barracks...
Robert Ray had a dream
while listening to Miles Davis.
Little did this bugger know
that his dream would become so big.
Today...
thousands are finding life partners
on Dilkhush.
And that too for eternity.
I think we deserve
a special round of applause for ourselves.
- Come on! Give it up for Dilkhush app!
- Hip hip hurrah!
- Dad's scam is about to get exposed.
- Scam?
To cover it up, he wants me
to get engaged in a month to Pradip.
Who the hell
is Pradip Bhattacharya?
- I don't even like that guy.
- Scam...
I can't marry some random dude
to make my dad happy.
And he's been doing this
all his life.
He's only ordered me around
for his selfish interests.
But I won't take this anymore.
Just wait--
- Why are you quiet?
- What do you want me to say?
Say something!
Are you even listening to me?
- You're not even taking a pause.
- Please listen--
Not just him.
Even I can hear you.
She can hear you too.
- So keep it down.
- Keep it down.
- Are you sure I signed the certificate?
- Yes.
Right at this crematorium
seven years ago.
Shailen must be laughing up there.
I don't like signing death certificates.
But I have no choice.
Nobody takes deaf doctors seriously.
- Oh!
- What?
- I've got a gift for you.
- Is it?
- It's a small one.
- Show me.
In exchange for the rose.
Do you like it?
Oh!
Get home safe.
Don't cross the road in a hurry.
Please be careful, Shakti.
Damn it!
I addressed you informally
by mistake.
It's okay.
That sounds better.
It's much more...
- I mean it's...
- Robotic.
Why are you hesitating
to say "romantic"?
I'm scared of losing you.
Bye.
- Hey.
- What?
What is it?
Babui, I don't have three kidneys.
I won't be able to pay
even if I sell both my kidneys.
No point shouting at me.
YOUR LIFE WILL CHANGE OVERNIGHIF IT GETS LEAKED
TWENTY LAKHS
DEAL?
Pradip's dad is coming over
for dinner.
Come home fast.
Okay, Dad.
What?
Any problem?
Let's go.
My son had no plans of coming.
But he just told me
he'd be in Kolkata for a project.
Is he coming next week?
Yes.
I should be happy about it. But...
I get it.
You son doesn't know about us, right?
Have you lost it?
My son will think I've gone crazy.
Keep our age in mind.
Right.
I forgot we're 70 years old.
I'm extremely helpless.
But I don't think
we should stay in touch...
Hello?
Hello?
Hello.
Your hearing aid isn't working.
We'll talk later.
Aren't you ashamed of flirting?
You're 42 years old.
- Shakti is just a good friend.
- Oh!
I see.
So we find friends on dating apps nowadays.
Okay...
Why are you so jealous?
Your boyfriend dumped you
so you can't see me happy.
Excuse me?
What are you saying, Mom?
Listen.
I'll tell you something.
You need to hear it.
Focus on running the business.
Remember what you said?
You wanted to grow your business
and make money.
And send me abroad to learn coding.
Do you remember?
- I've sacrificed a lot for you.
- You haven't done me a favour.
You haven't at all.
Stop going on and on
about your sacrifices.
- You were just doing your duty.
- What about your duty?
I'm still doing my duties
towards you.
- I gave up on my dreams to--
- Dreams?
Dreams?
Becoming a stand-up comedian...
And what was his name?
Shakti, right?
Your so-called friendship
with Shakti...
All that or your daughter's future?
First pick your dream.
Now I get why Dad left you.
When we were coming here by train
after you got divorced...
you should've pushed me off the train
instead of buying me "dilkhush".
That would've been better, Mom.
Your dad was a beast.
And you're just like him.
I have a bad habit.
I always ghost the guy
after a couple of dates.
I just vanish.
What?
No, I mean...
I thought it's long-term for you.
I don't even think long-term
for myself.
Bodhi, I'm freaking out.
And we're too different.
We'll figure it out.
Pros and cons...
Some permutations combinations--
Dude.
Relationships are not science.
What do I even know about it?
I mean,
I've never been in one except...
Hello?
I think you've put me on mute.
Rohan.
My first boyfriend.
In grade eight.
Oh!
Exactly like you.
Full-blown nerd.
Oh!
But a full-blown bastard.
Oh!
One and a half years.
I was emotionally invested in him.
I became vulnerable.
But guess what?
He cheated on me
with my best friend.
Oh!
Bodhi...
I know this is cool and exciting
to you.
Even hot and happening.
All this is new to you.
If it gets old tomorrow--
No, Trisha...
We can give it a try.
I really--
Shut up, Bodhi.
Forgive me if you can
Mom.
Don't know how to tell you
Forgive me if you can
Don't know how to tell you
TWENTY LAKHS. DEAL?
OR I'LL LEAK IT SOON
Let my love remain
An unrequited name
It's time for me to say goodbye
My love wasn't a lie
It's time for me to say goodbye
My love wasn't a lie
What's the biggest joke
of my life?
My marriage.
You could never be mine
And I couldn't be yours
If tomorrow ever comes
I'll see you again
Guys, I'm really very excited.
Interesting!
Cute!
It's "dilkhush".
I love you...
- I...love Shakti, my dear...
- I know.
- I love him...
- I know, Mom.
Don't leave...
Don't know how to tell you
Let my love remain
An unrequited name
It's time for me to say goodbye
My love wasn't a lie
It's time for me to say goodbye
My love wasn't a lie
Sorry, Mom.
We won't be able to make it.
Didn't get a leave.
I'll transfer the money
for dad's funeral.
Dad...
He had an accident.
Dad!
Bloody orphan!
Here to ruin my life.
Dad!
In the lost city
Amidst the deafening noise
If you can't find me
Look for my ashes in the debris
Let my love remain
An unrequited name
It's time for me to say goodbye
My love wasn't a lie
It's time for me to say goodbye
My love wasn't a lie
It's time for me to say goodbye
What will you tell your son?
The truth.
I'll tell him...
I have a thing with someone.
Oh my God!
He might have a cardiac arrest.
God forbid!
There's no point overthinking.
I don't want to live with regrets
at this age.
Then we're going to...
- From tomorrow.
- Tomorrow?
We'll start looking for a flat.
We're insecure in our own way.
But every time I hold your hand, Bodhi...
It feels like...
it'll be worth the risk.
Even I feel...
Everything will be fine
if you're by my side.
Sorry.
I'm talking rubbish.
Let's take up the challenge.
I want this to be long-term.
As if you're going to marry me
right now.
Well, I don't mind.
- Let me tell Mom.
- Hey--
Come, let's take a photo.
I won't upload it.
It's just for us.
Let me take it.
I've picked it up.
Lights!
My goodness!
The lights are so bright.
Don't they blind you?
You'll get used to it in no time.
This auditorium will fill up
for you soon.
Right.
People have always
had a good laugh at my expense.
- Dolly.
- Yes?
I'm telling you again.
Don't fight with your daughter
for me.
Your Majesty...
It's not an epic love story
if you don't have to fight for it.
Will we be able to make it work?
We won't lose, right?
Is it right to trust an app blindly?
Don't you trust me?
Look into my eyes.
I'm always there for you.
You won't have any problems.
You're worked up--
I'm getting married.
It's final.
Oh!
- Are you inviting me?
- What?
Make sure the mutton
is cooked well.
- Want to have mutton at my wedding?
- Love it when you slap me.
- I'm not going to marry him.
- Why not?
- I'm going to elope with you.
- What?
What do you mean?
- S--t scared, huh?
- Of course.
If you elope with me,
I'll have to elope with you too.
- Yes. So what?
- What do you mean?
- Rishi.
- What?
If we have to make this work,
we have to elope.
Your dad's goons
will chop me into pieces.
- I'm out of it. Bye!
- Rishi!
FILED 498A AGAINST YOU
THE COPS ARE ON THEIR WAY
- Done.
- Done? Great!
We'll get as far away
as possible from Kolkata.
- Okay?
- Yes.
- Just one more thing.
- What is it?
- Someone will come with us.
- No.
- Please...
What about my allergy?
Rishi!
Sir, please listen to me.
We've tracked the exact time
when it happened.
Really?
- Here's the sheet, sir.
- Okay.
I'll beat the s--t out of you.
Sir, I know you're angry.
I've already initiated a procedure.
I've set up an inquiry commission.
- Are you in it?
- Yes, of course.
You cannot be
because you're fired.
Come, uncle.
This way.
This is your flat.
Check it out.
You'll get 24-hours running water.
HOW TO IMPRESS
YOUR WOULD-BE MOTHER-IN-LAW?
People say I match histories
to make the chemistry organic.
But let me tell you the truth.
At the end of the day,
every love story is either magic
Shut up, f--ker!
...or tragic.
DILKHUSH
I offer my sincere apologies
to everyone affected.
We found out
that on 14th February midnight...
the Dilkhush app was hacked.
All the couples
who found their matches at the time...
We're reaching out to them.
They're all incompatible.
Our dating app goofed up
in matching their profiles.
They were never meant
to be life partners.
Because the Dilkhush app was hacked.
Actually, somebody
had tweaked our codes...
with some malicious intent.
I'm sorry.
We're reaching out to them
and giving them one-year free subscription.
So that they can find
their true life partners.
Do you think it's all over?
Just remember.
The iconic dialogue of the legend...
The film isn't over yet, my friend.
ONE YEAR AGO
Hello.
Good evening.
Welcome to Idea Tank Season 3
where wealth is health.
Let's welcome
our special guest judge.
The famous actor and filmmaker,
Arindam Sil.
Today contestants will pitch ideas
for the best dating app.
Welcome Putul Das and Robert Ray.
Welcome to Idea Tank Season 3
where wealth is health.
Your task in this round.
What is the significance
of the name of your app?
- Alright?
- Yup.
So, your time starts now.
The name of our app is Dilkhush.
As kids,
whenever we were sad...
we used to have the snack, "dilkhush".
Dilkhush is a lot like love.
It's a sweet miracle.
Maybe something we--
Basically, it sounds cool
and it's relatable.
- That's it.
- Okay, your time's up.
Thank you.
Let's see what our judge,
Arindam Sil, has to say.
Hello, Putul.
Hello, Robert.
Business or love...
Partners should always
be on the same page.
But I'm very sorry to say...
you're not even in the same book.
Sorry, you're disqualified.
Want a bite?
Shut up or I'll smack you.
It was your idea.
What Robert Ray is doing
without giving you credit
is called stealing.
Nobody gives me credit.
Have you, Bodhi?
I raised a man-child like you
for five years.
Have you given me credit for it?
You're taking your frustration
out on me.
I'm very tired, Bodhi.
Very tired.
Don't act like
you don't want to call it quits.
Let's give it another chance.
Let's try once again.
Self-esteem, Bodhi.
Self-esteem.
This word doesn't exist
in your dictionary, right?
It doesn't in yours either.
You're crazy about Robert Ray.
Your crush.
Your mentor.
But he stole your codes
and launched his app.
What?
FEBRUARY 14, 2022
Where are you going?
What happened?
I'll pay you 100 bucks.
No! We're closed.
Go home.
- What is it?
- I'll pay 300 bucks per hour.
Here's 1000 bucks in advance.
Take it.
Happy birthday, Robert Ray.
F--k you and your Miles Davis!
PRESENT DAY
Everyone thinks this app is a scam.
If we want to bounce back,
we have to catch the hacker.
So, Mr. Cop.
You have exactly 72 hours
to do that.
I need my daughter's exact location
in 72 hours.
Or else the media will know
you've taken bribes.
Name?
Raj.
What's your name?
Subhashree.
Your IDs, please.
ID...
We won't show our papers.
What a beautiful fish!
- It's a fatty fish.
- Quite meaty!
Not skin and bones
like the Dilkhush app.
Tell me about it.
After the Dilkhush disaster,
I thought we would break up.
I trust the heart
more than the phone.
Wow!
If it was a dialogue
in musical theatre...
the audience would've gone crazy.
There's one similarity
between the heart and the phone.
Both cause us a lot of pain.
Lovely!
I'm sure you'll win
the comedy competition.
Yes!
Look...
I've turned the villain into a hero.
The competition is nothing
in comparison.
With love.
Are you sure?
Hundred percent, Bodhi.
You know what's the problem?
Our generation thinks...
commitment is like a virus.
And obviously,
no one wants to get infected.
Talking to your mom about marriage
is a huge escalation.
It is what it is.
We should go all out.
Let me submit my thesis.
Then we can--
Do you love your thesis
more than me?
No, no.
Just think about it.
You'll lose your male followers
if you marry me.
I know my followers very well.
They'll comment...
"You guys look so cute together."
How do you know I'm the one?
Dilkhush says it was a mismatch.
If you know...
you know.
For example,
out of the 27 guys I've made out with
you're the best.
- Really?
- Yes.
I'll get better with practice.
Bodhi!
Who's this?
Hi, aunty.
I'm Trisha.
Bodhi's girl--
Fianc.
I never thought Bodhi would be
in a hurry to get married.
My daughter is such a bohemian.
I'll be relieved if she settles down.
I'm a big fan of yours.
- I watch your show--
- What's that?
- That's fur.
- Fur?
Of guinea pigs.
Relax, Mom.
Don't freak out.
I'll explain later.
For God's sake...
No point naming them.
You'll get more attached.
- They don't live long anyway.
- Oh!
Don't worry, buddies.
My life is just like you now.
Seriously, Amulya?
You learnt
you have cirrhosis of liver.
Still, you're joking about it.
It's like gambling to me.
One year, six months or two years...
I don't know how long I'll live.
Have you told your family?
- Family?
- Yes.
I'm no one's
No one is mine either
Neither do I have a name, Mister
I do have someone.
But I don't have the guts
to tell her.
You're not worried at all,
are you?
I am... A little.
I'm just worried about one thing.
Who will sign my death certificate
after I die?
(funeral prayers)
Suddenly, I got a feeling
My beloved drifting far away
Suddenly, night descends
In the overcast afternoon sky
But I know
Somewhere beyond this universe
Beyond the moon, the sun
And the stars
Your head will rest on my shoulder
- Do you have a room?
- Who are you?
I'm Jeet.
I'm Koel.
You didn't tell me you have a car.
To hell with the Dilkhush app!
Come on, let's fly.
Your head will rest on my shoulder
Hello.
My comedy is a little domestic.
And a little daring.
I thought we still had time
Didn't realise it would be too late
Never imagined
we'd have so much left unsaid
But I know
Somewhere beyond this universe
Beyond the moon, the sun
And the stars
Your head will rest on my shoulder
But I know
Somewhere beyond this universe
Beyond the moon, the sun
And the stars
Your head will rest on my shoulder
Words, spoken and unspoken
Eyes, full of your dreams
Through sleepy mornings
and waking nights
I silently call for you
But I know
Somewhere beyond this universe
Beyond the moon, the sun
And the stars
Your head will rest on my shoulder
But I know
Somewhere beyond this universe
Beyond the moon, the sun
And the stars
Your head will rest on my shoulder
But I know
Somewhere beyond this universe
Beyond the moon, the sun
And the stars
Your head will rest on my shoulder
Mom.
- You should repair the lock.
- Don't you know how to knock?
Oh, really?
Do you knock
before entering my room?
Putul, it's not what you think--
Hey, excuse me.
Who are you talking to?
How dare you call me
by my name?
- You're just--
- Mind your language.
I don't feel like
given the scandalous stuff you're doing.
- You're misunderstanding your mom.
- Hey!
Keep your dialogues
for the musical theatre.
- Get lost now!
- Hey! He's my guest.
Oh!
Guest?
Then let's tell our relatives
about your guest.
Let's take a photo.
Okay?
Let me expose
what you're hiding beneath the mask.
I should've aborted you.
Right.
You're right.
That would've been best for us.
You're a slut, Mom.
Shame on you!
You're a slut, Mom.
Shame on you!
Is there anything left
after everything falls apart?
There is.
What remains is the storm
within the broken people.
- Wedding, rituals, vows...
- Bro.
I'm an Aries and you're a Virgo.
That's the basic difference.
Please stop it.
Only losers like you
believe in horoscopes.
Ouch!
Your mom is a famous actor
so you have it easy.
You can't be practical
unless you're middle-class.
I still have bread and eggs for lunch
to save money.
- I don't order in every day like you.
- Dude.
- Stop playing the victim.
- We're both victims...
Please once more.
- Please once more.
- Come on, Lolita.
Come on, Lolita.
Trisha.
We're very different.
It might work out
but we have to give it time.
It's not adventure sports
that we jump in just for the thrill.
I get it.
You're trying to escape.
Men!
You're not getting my point.
You're running
and I've just started walking.
I can't catch up to you.
I can't...
Parties, wine, cheese...
I just don't fit in.
Don't you remember that
when you have free wine?
Falling apart means...
My love is not an act...
Here you are.
Listen.
I'm sorry for Putul's behaviour.
Trust me.
Dear beloved,
I'll keep loving you out of habit.
I hope you have the heart
to forgive me for the sin.
Let a few scars and grudges
be in debt.
For it's not a period...
But just a comma.
I wrote these lines for a play.
I would be downstage,
on the left.
Right at the end of the play.
And Lolita would be on the right.
The poem would play
in the background.
And the lights on the stage
would fade out.
We would be in silhouettes.
In one of the shows...
I kept standing alone.
She didn't come.
I know you felt bad.
Dolly, it was inevitable.
You know what?
Both of us are in desperate need
of a friend.
Not a lover.
Are you going to leave me?
No, I'll be with you.
Without naming our relationship.
I'll be loudest cheerleader
at your stand-up show.
Yes, me.
We lost yet again.
Maybe we won
even though we lost.
Remember what the man said?
"Someone who wins despite losing
is called..."
"A gambler."
Why would I lie to you?
Where are you right now, Mom?
I'm at the hostel.
I called up the hostel.
You're not there.
Where are you?
Riju...
Why did you call them?
What is happening?
Why did you call them?
Mom, what is happening?
So you know everything.
Yes.
Thank God I didn't come.
What example are you setting
for your beloved grandson?
Trust me, Riju.
I'm very happy.
It's called a scandal, Mom.
For some, it's a scandal.
For some, it's a fairy tale.
It depends on how you look at it.
I'm an economist.
I'll look at it the way it is.
So I'm not sugarcoating.
Just get a grip on yourself. Please.
Let us be happy.
Fine.
So be it.
But don't try
and get in touch with us.
Riju...
No, no.
Just do not.
Stop it!
Let me know if you need money.
I'll transfer it.
Bye.
Sorry.
I had lied to you.
I wasn't getting married.
I ran away for some other reason.
Bloody porn star!
Freaking porn!
You're a cam girl!
You didn't tell me all this while.
Aren't you ashamed of yourself?
Don't make it sound
like it's a slang.
What is it then?
God knows why I have bad luck!
How long have you been
a porn star?
Speak up!
Open your mouth
if you're done stripping.
I started out on Reddit
with "Indians Gone Wild".
Then shifted to Xscamy
after I became popular.
F--king s--t!
Why are you so upset?
Does it hurt your morality?
Cut the crap!
Just cut it!
You're in trouble
because of what you've done.
- I thought you'd get me.
- No, I won't!
You'll go around naked
and I'll have to support you?
I grew up
in a suffocating environment.
Please drop the act.
Three-storeyed house...
Suffocating environment, my foot!
- I was always on house arrest.
- Disgusting!
- Nobody had time for me.
- How does it matter?
Split AC room, cruise parties...
You had it all.
You're a rich spoiled brat.
Have you seen your mom die?
What rubbish!
I've seen my mom die.
She drowned right in front of my eyes.
She jumped from the yacht.
Do you know what a yacht is?
You know what a cruise is.
Pushpita, I...
Any guesses how she died?
Dad wanted Mom
to sleep with his dealers
so that he can make more money.
He used to force my mom regularly.
My mom would never do it.
So she jumped from the yacht.
She actually killed herself.
My mom died by suicide.
So, I became a cam girl.
Damn right I did!
This is how I vent out.
This is how I lash out.
Pushpita...
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
See, this is our home.
Done up nicely.
I kept your photo here.
And now look at this.
Oh!
- Look who's here.
- What are you doing?
This is Amulyaratan Hazra.
Take a good look at him.
Listen, dear.
Let me tell you something.
I'll spend the rest of my life
happily with this man.
Take care.
I couldn't raise you
to be a good person.
But you should raise Zico well.
Okay, bye.
Take care, dear.
What did you do?
If they see this,
they won't talk to you anymore.
I don't want to talk to them either.
I'll send the video and block him.
I'll just block him.
What's wrong?
Don't do so much for me.
I won't be able to bear it.
You're right.
Unbearable!
Unbearable.
Hold my hand.
Who'll break me out
and free me?
- O, my friend!
- O, my friend!
Come on, sing.
The flowers are blooming
The lute is singing
- Who'll break me out and free me?
- Who'll break me out and free me?
You don't know how dangerous they are.
They'll kill me anytime now.
Please don't call the police.
Twenty lakhs is nothing, Dad.
Please pay the ransom.
You have to give the "muktiporn".
What rubbish are you saying?
Listen to me.
It's "muktipon", as in, ransom.
Not porn.
- Got it?
- Yes.
I know you've done porn videos.
But that's in the past.
Tone down your melodrama.
- You're overacting. We'll get caught.
- Listen.
My dad is a Bengali gangster.
And Bengalis love melodrama.
Please!
Okay.
Listen...
When you call your dad...
can you ask for 40 lakhs?
Instead of 20 lakhs.
- Shameless!
- No... What--
I'm trying to solve my problem.
- But all you care about is profit.
- No...
My blackmailer wants 20 lakhs
so that's all I'll ask for.
My blackmailer wants 20 lakhs too.
Your blackmailer?
Don't even ask.
I'm done hiding it from you.
Who is it?
My wife.
- Your wife?
- Ex-wife.
- Ex-wife?
- Yes.
So you're married?
Technically, yes.
We're getting divorced.
- I'll kill you!
- Hey! Why are you hitting me?
- Don't hit--
- Liar!
- Pushpita... I get it--
- I hate men!
You're a cheat!
Please let me explain.
What would I have said?
That I fell in love and got married.
Then she eloped
with my best friend.
I didn't know how to tell you.
So I didn't.
My wife's lawyer is my best friend.
They want an advance
before the trial.
Or else they'll book me
under Section 498A.
I'm screwed.
That's why I made the proposal.
If we get 40 lakhs,
we'll be set for life.
We can ask for more
if we want.
- I'm going to kill you!
- I didn't mean to... Don't hit me!
- Pushpita, I swear...
- I'm coming to get you!
Can't we get back?
- Please?
- No.
I mean...
Nobody else has made love here.
Remember they threw us out?
We made love here.
And we parted ways too.
Cut the nostalgia crap!
- Trishna--
- Trisha.
- It's the same thing.
She's made you a sentimental fellow.
I know what you'll say.
You'll say Trisha
is imperfect and shallow.
That we're incompatible.
Isn't it?
Self-awareness.
Wow!
Compatibility is not a theorem
that we need to prove it.
Two people can be different.
But if they honestly feel for each other
and fight for it
then to hell with the world.
We've never really loved each other.
We're happy without each other.
End of story!
Bodhi...
- What the--
- Just two minutes.
I want to be happy.
What are you eating so late?
Poison.
- Have you seen the time?
- Have you?
What trash have you had?
Poison.
My heart and body is on fire.
Take your nonsense elsewhere.
I won't tolerate it.
Mom.
What are you saying, Mom?
Nonsense, huh?
- You're...
- Get lost!
Come on, Mom.
After everything
you're doing in the house
why should I go out?
- Putul.
- What?
What is it?
Have you realised it?
This is the room...
You and Dad...
And I was the result.
Isn't it?
- Now you and Shakti--
- Hey!
- What?
- What's wrong with you?
What rubbish are you saying?
What?
This is content, Mom.
Make me laugh.
You're an aspiring comedian,
after all.
So crack a joke.
Make me laugh.
Come on.
Tell me a joke.
Come on!
- Get out!
- Why are you quiet?
- Get out of my house!
- Why will I?
Every time I've spoken against you,
you've hit me.
What will you hit me with today?
- Putul--
- With a belt or a plate?
- Putul, get out!
- No, I won't! Get lost!
Mom...
Mom.
Mom.
Mom, please talk to me.
Haven't slept all night?
Have been crying for days?
No worries.
Trioflife is here to help you.
Life is a mess.
So why not make content out of it?
So...
Who is it now?
Sorry.
I'm using a fake account...
because you've blocked me.
I've come to the conclusion
about our love.
I mean...
I'm an idiot.
I'm a fool.
A loser.
I love you.
I love you.
I love...
I don't care if it sounds tacky.
But I...
I can't live without you.
I'm a stupid, clumsy guinea pig.
We're different.
We're different. But...
Love...
...is not like a gadget.
It doesn't come
with a guarantee card.
I mean...
I love...
My battery is almost dead...
Trisha, I love...
After playing a villain for so long...
I've realised that no one is a villain.
Time and circumstances
are the real villains.
Don't misunderstand Putul.
Why is it so difficult to believe?
Desire imprisons us
And grief sets us free
Why is it so difficult to believe?
(indistinct)
...And grief sets us free
Sorry.
Oh, thank you.
My heart waits in vain
For the familiar fragrance
How long will I live
without love in my heart?
So stunning!
Oh my goodness!
Hey, stop it!
How long will I live
without love in my heart?
Dad, please give them 50 lakhs.
Please get me out of here.
I can't take it anymore.
See, what they've done to me.
Please save me, Dad.
Done?
Our future is loading.
Playing hide and seek
in love's labyrinth
Heartache paves the way
for everlasting love
Love is grey
Neither black nor white
The heart wants to
stay stuck to you
My heart waits in vain
For the familiar fragrance
- How long will I live without love in my heart?
- How long will I live without love in my heart?
Bloody beast!
- How long will I live without love in my heart?
- How long will I live without love in my heart?
Your mom would've come
if she didn't have to practice
for the competition.
Naturally.
But then I wouldn't have come.
Our fight has become septic.
Almost like gangrene.
I've been denied access.
Error code.
MINERVA THEATRE
- I've spoken to your mom.
- Sorry, uncle.
Hope you don't mind me
calling you uncle.
Can't call you dad.
Oh!
What's this?
It's "dilkhush".
I have it when I'm depressed.
Mom used to buy me "dilkhush"
when I was a kid.
I buy it for myself now.
I thought of getting it for you...
to say sorry, uncle.
- Heavenly!
- I knew it.
I packed a whole lot for Mom.
She didn't have a single one.
Putul.
Your mom...
told me about your separation
from your boyfriend.
Separation?
Break-up sounds better.
Actually...
The break-up is not the real crisis
in my life.
It's the app.
It's the app that taught me...
some relationships
don't have a name.
But...
they make you happy.
Putul.
Please talk to your mom.
- If you talk to her--
- Dilkhush is my app.
It's mine.
MINERVA THEATRE
Hey, crazy.
You've shed all the wine you had
in tears.
Shut up.
Always joking.
You must be happy.
You're going to leave me behind
and escape.
This is what happens.
People always leave me.
The light can never escape the moon.
My liver has given up.
So what?
My heart still beats for you.
As long as I'm alive...
no tears.
Only cheers!
There are a lot of cases
against the guy.
His divorce is in process.
Our cyber-cell source informed us
that the Dilkhush app
was hacked from his cyber cafe.
Now your daughter
has been kidnapped.
Ransom of 50 lakhs.
If I lose my money...
you'll lose your job.
Remember I drew it
when I was a kid?
I named it "Superhero Mom".
- Mom.
- Yes?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
No, Mom.
I'm sorry.
No, Ghoton.
I'm sorry.
Mom, will you fight with me
over this?
No, sorry.
It's time for your mom
to be the real superhero.
I won't spare the people
who've stolen your app.
Mom, let it be.
- I've taken my revenge.
- No, you haven't.
The world will think you're a hacker,
a criminal.
Robert should know
if he makes my daughter's life hell
- I'll put him in the pressure cooker--
- Mom...
- And boil him--
- Mom...
Please don't overreact.
Why is your food-delivery service
named after me?
Why is your app named "dilkhush"?
I love you, Mom.
I love you too.
I haven't told you but...
Shakti uncle and you
look cute together.
An extra-large love story.
You had to gather a lot of "shakti",
as in strength, to say it.
Bravo!
It's lame.
Very lame.
Move.
Our lives will change from tomorrow.
God knows!
I'm very scared.
Why?
We're very different.
- What are you saying?
- Can you do this?
- What?
- Try doing this.
It's like our lives.
The moment we meet,
we part ways again.
Hey.
Nothing will happen.
We never thought my dad
would agree so easily.
No.
Nothing will happen.
Everything will be fine.
Just trust me. Okay?
Will he give us all the money?
We won't have time to count.
Hey.
My dad might be a gangster
but he's not a cheat.
I love you.
I love you.
I've never said anything like this
to anyone.
I feel like saying it
for the first time.
I really love you.
- You won't cheat on me, right?
- I will do it tomorrow.
- Promise me... You'll marry me.
- What?
I swear on Goddess Kali.
Covered in golden fields
The earth is wrapped in greenery
My dear beloved
O my beloved!
Action!
Covered in golden fields
The earth is wrapped...
I can't do this.
- Please... For me.
- Please...
My dear beloved
O my beloved!
O my beloved!
What is this?
- Bo--
- I need the charger.
- Sorry...
- All good, Bodhi?
Sorry.
- Get the sweets, Supratim.
- I'll get it.
What about the flowers?
Mom!
Sorry.
- Wait!
- Get going.
Here's the latest gossip.
Yeah!
Nice.
I'll post it, Bo--
Hey, come here.
- What happened?
- Nothing.
- Look. Isn't it nice?
- Very nice.
- Yours is nice too.
- Thanks.
- Beautiful henna!
- Yours too.
- Hey.
- Hey.
Come on, Dolly!
(crowd cheering)
Hello, I'm Dolly Das.
I run a food-delivery service named
after my daughter, "Putul's Kitchen".
But my daughter
is not a puppet or a "putul".
Along with other dishes,
I do a lovely roast.
I won't roast chicken or mutton.
I'm going to roast a man today.
This man has fooled...
...many like my daughter.
None other than the illegitimate father
of Dilkhush, Robert Ray.
Thanks to him...
I learnt how to be a topper
by cheating in exams.
His soul is dirtier than a shoe's sole.
How can he find soulmates
for everyone?
But...
Hello?
Hello!
Mic off!
Robert doesn't know...
I don't need a mic.
He doesn't know
how loud Bengali moms can be.
I can see
that my punchline worked.
But trust me,
I'm not telling you a joke.
It's the truth about this parasite
who has sucked my daughter dry.
But he doesn't know...
that I'll freeze his credit card
if he doesn't give my daughter credit.
What do I want?
I want my daughter, Putul,
to look Robert in the eye and say...
"Do you know who my mother is?"
That was my set.
I'm Dolly Das.
(crowd cheering)
- Nothing will happen, right?
- Don't worry.
I'm here for you.
- Be careful.
- Wait.
Rishi!
I love you.
After several rounds, Rishi Kundu
was shot dead by the police
in the forest of Dooars.
- Madam.
- Oh my God!
Hello, handsome!
Wow!
You look great!
- It's my farewell after all.
- Right.
- I have to look my best.
- Absolutely.
Trisha, have you seen my phone?
Can't find it.
Bodhi.
We need to talk.
I've read all the texts.
Who are you blackmailing?
Who are you blackmailing?
- Oh my God!
- Cut the cake!
- Amulya, come with me.
(funeral prayers)
Come with me.
I don't even know Pushpita.
Trisha, I'm sorry. Sorry...
Please don't ask me to forgive you.
That's not possible.
I used to browse the cam-show website.
But I've never...
The screenshot helped me
to find her on social media.
Then I thought...
I can blackmail her
because she's rich.
- Let me go.
- I needed the money.
For us.
Let me go.
I wanted us to be equals
before we get married.
- I knew I was wrong but blackmailing--
- Became an addiction, right?
No...
Power trip?
- You're misunderstanding me--
- Bodhi...
You've failed in your experiment
to be a better person.
You don't get me.
I'll block her ID and number.
I promise I won't take the money.
F--k you!
F--k you, Bodhi!
Just look at you.
Don't make promises to me.
Promise yourself.
I can't be responsible for you anymore.
It's not my job
to make you a better person.
- Bodhi-- Bodhi!
- Hey, are you done?
How long will you take?
Let's go.
- We'll be right there, aunty.
- Hurry up.
Come on.
Let's get married.
How are you doing?
Mom, I'm fine.
Are you sure?
Yes.
I want to go back
and meet you and Amulya uncle.
I'll bring my wife and son too.
Yes, please come.
- Lolita.
- Oh!
Oh my!
The king of villains
is looking like a hero today.
I never thought you'd invite me
to your daughter's wedding.
You wanted me to come
with my wife.
But fortunately or unfortunately...
I'm not married yet.
- This is Dolly. My...
- Hello.
- My...
- Girlfriend.
And I'm Dolly's daughter, Putul.
I saw your video
on social media.
It went viral in two hours.
You taught a good lesson
to that man.
Putul, if it wasn't for your app...
I wouldn't have found a groom
like Bodhi.
Dying to get married, huh?
Putul.
I request you
to sign as the witness.
This day wouldn't have been possible
if it wasn't for you.
Please.
It's done!
- You're married, my dear.
- Bodhi, congrats!
Trisha, it's my fault.
If you want, you can...
We can think about it later.
It's my fault too.
I thought you were
too good to be true.
I should've known...
that you're imperfect too.
Just like the others.
That you have an evil side too.
Trisha.
Anyone else would've left me.
They wouldnt have come back.
That would've been easier.
But guess what?
I love challenges way too much.
And you too.
Let's go.
I've said my goodbyes.
...And I couldn't be yours
THE END OF A JOURNEY
MARKS THE BEGINNING OF ANOTHER ONE
If tomorrow ever comes
I'll see you again
Forgive me if you can
Don't know how to tell you
Let my love remain
An unrequited name
It's time for me to say goodbye
My love wasn't a lie
It's time for me to say goodbye
My love wasn't a lie
Time tells the biggest joke
in the world.
It's humourous.
It makes us laugh a little
right after making us cry.
Shakti Kumar has retired
from musical theatre.
He's Dolly's script supervisor
and manager now.
They aren't married.
Nor do they live together.
But they've figured out
their relationship.
As the value of my stocks fell...
my illegitimate dad, Robert Ray
lost everything.
And the "muktiporn"--
Sorry, I mean "muktipon"...
Pushpita used the ransom
to start a business...
be independent
of her gangster guardian.
And she has returned me
to my real mother.
The Chief of Operations
of Dilkhush, Putul.
Sorry...
Yes, P.
Okay, fine.
You don't have to call me P.
My mom's ex-boyfriend,
Bodhisattwa has adopted a child.
He has a PhD in looking after the baby
and running the household.
There are still a lot of barriers
between Trisha and Bodhi.
But boss,
life doesn't stand still.
In a world of like, share
and subscribe...
Trisha's new show on social media
has taken the internet by storm.
She interviews special couples
on her channel.
Couples who've proved
true love can conquer all.
- Hello.
- Hello.
- I have a question.
- Ask away.
Don't you feel scared
that any day...
My dear...
When you've found your soulmate,
there's nothing to be afraid of.
No matter what...
they'll be right by you.
LONG LIVE LOVE