Disney Hall of Villains (2019) Movie Script
(thunder rumbles)
NARRATOR: What's in here?
A musical Halloween celebration?
Enter at your own risk.
I don't like your little games
Don't like your tilted stage
The role you made me play of the fool
No, I don't like you
I don't like your perfect crime
How you laugh when you lie
You said the fun was mine
Isn't cool, no, I don't like you
But I got smarter,
I got harder in the nick of time
Honey, I rose up from the dead,
I do it all the time
I got a list of names
and yours is in red, underlined
I check it once,
then, I check it twice, oh!
Ooh, look what you made me do
Look what you made me do,
look what you just made me do
Look what you just made me
Ooh, look what you made me do,
look what you made me do
Look what you just made me do,
look what you just made me do
I don't like your kingdom keys
They once belonged to me
You asked me for a place to sleep
Locked me out and threw a feast
What? The world moves on
Another day another drama, drama
But not for me, not for me,
all I think about is karma
And then the world moves on,
but one thing's for sure
Maybe I got mine,
but you'll all get yours
But I got smarter,
I got harder in the nick of time
Honey, I rose up from the dead,
I do it all the time
I got a list of names,
and yours is in red, underlined
I check it once,
then I check it twice, oh!
Ooh, look what you made me do
Look what you made me do
look what you just made me do
Look what you just made me
ooh, look what you made me do
Look what you made me do,
look what you just made me do
Look what you just made me do
(retro music playing)
(retro music continues)
Ooh...
Ooh...
But I got smarter,
I got harder in the nick of time
Honey, I rose up from the dead,
I do it all the time
I got a list of names
and yours is in red, underlined
I check it once,
then I check it twice, oh!
Ooh, look what you made me do
Look what you made me do
Look what you just made me do,
look what you just made me
Ooh, look what you made me do
Look what you made me do
Look what you just made me do
look what you just made me do
NARRATOR: This is Disney Hall of Villains
with performances by Issac Ryan Brown,
Kylie Cantrall,
and Descendants 3 star Sarah Jeffery.
Now back to our host, Meg Donnelly.
MEG: Welcome to the Hall of Villains.
To celebrate Halloween,
I have concocted the perfect potion
to turn my friends
into their favorite Disney villains.
What's Halloween
without a classic villain, am I right?
Well, though science has proven to work,
the results may vary.
Side effects may include magical powers,
the ability to open portals to new worlds,
and involuntary spasms.
(zombies growl)
I can't wait to see what evil villains
my friends turn out to be.
They're somewhere
behind one of these doors.
Come on, follow me.
Let's see what frights await us.
(wolf howling)
-(door opening)
-(screaming)
That was the scariest thing
I've ever seen.
You guys have to take a look.
-(skeleton laughing)
-(cellphone ringing)
How are we supposed
to hashtag all the villains?
-PARROT: Hey, man!
-What are you doing out here?
PARROT: Zombie! Zombie! Zombie!
I can see the confusion.
I'm not actually a zombie.
I was just in the movie Zombies.
PARROT: Zombie! Zombie!
Let's go in here.
(door opening)
MEG: Where are we?
(rumbling)
(rumbling continues)
(dark music)
I'm a monster, I'm a m-monster
I'm a monster, I'm a m-monster,
I'm a monster, I'm a m-monster
I'm a monster, I'm a m-monster,
I'm a monster, I'm a m-monster
I'm a monster, I'm a m-monster,
I'm a monster, I'm a m-monster
I'm a monster, I'm a m-monster
I'm one of a kind,
got everybody in love
And I don't have to try,
I just do what I does
Don't have to tell me, I already know
They all want me
Yo, I run this, I smash it
Like my bass real hard, boom-bastic
Speed race baby, I'm a lot faster
'Cause trouble,
never listen to my master
New Benz all black, from Malaysia
Can't drive,
but my mama don't care yup
To the top,
I'm a take it to the ceiling
I'm on the moon
but I feel the sun beaming
I'm so dope like ooh la la,
so so fly like a helicopter
Sup to the hood,
and the homies on the block
Doin' it big, ya you know, what's up
Some come and try to say I'm a problem
So crazy, whirl like a python
Some come and try to say I'm a problem
Ha, solve it
I'm a monster, I'm a m-monster,
I'm a monster, I'm a m-monster
I'm a monster, I'm a m-monster,
I'm a monster, I'm a m-monster
I'm a monster, I'm a m-monster,
I'm a monster, I'm a m-monster
I'm a monster, I'm a m-monster,
I'm a monster, I'm a m-monster
I'm one of a kind,
got everybody in love
And I don't have to try,
I just do what I does
Don't have to tell me, I already know
They all want me
Let's do this!
(dance music playing)
Yeah!
Okay!
(dance music continues)
Yo, yo
I ran this, I rock this
I can see the future, no optics
More androids, robotics
Beam up hot chicks like I'm Spock
They be chillin' in my cockpit,
my spaceship got exotic
One be trippin',
come n' whip, hypnotic
They be talking 'bout ooh la la
Let's go far, way past them stars
Let's go to Mars
Ay, yo, I'm just tryna get it poppin'
I wanna be the first dude
to love a martian
She love a man,
cut the swag that I'm droppin'
I kill the game
til it's chillin' in the coffin
When I start, there ain't no stoppin'
Yo, yo, yo, yo
Yo, yo, yo, yo
Don't be actin' like,
don't be actin' like
Like you didn't know,
like you didn't know
Like you didn't know,
like you didn't know
I'm one of a kind,
got everybody in love
And I don't have to try,
I just do what I does
Don't have to tell me, I already know
They all want me
Yeah!
Yo, one, two, three, let's go!
I'm one of a kind,
got everybody in love
And I don't have to try,
I just do what I does
Don't have to tell me, I already know
They all want me
I'm a monster, I'm a m-monster
NARRATOR: You're watching
Disney Hall of Villains with Meg Donnelly,
so lock your rooms at the door
and settle in,
because we will be right back
with petrifying performances
from the star of
Gabby Duran and the Unsittables,
Kylie Cantrall,
and the Queen of Mean herself,
Sarah Jeffery.
NARRATOR: Back so soon?
Let's resume our journey
through Disney Hall of Villains.
Check it out.
I stole Jafar, I mean, Issac's staff,
because it's right
and it goes with my outfit.
(creepy ghost howling)
Oh!
You guys weren't supposed to see that!
That was my bedroom!
You did not just see my messy bedroom.
You did not see all my dirty clothes.
You will not tell my mom
I haven't cleaned my room yet.
I've heard about this door.
There's an old legend that says
there's a portal to another dimension.
To a world
where all of your dreams come true
and where you live forever
in peace and harmony.
STAGEHAND: Excuse me, coming through!
Told you this was stage two,
we're looking for stage three.
(quirky music)
Maybe our next film is behind the door.
Let's check it out.
(creepy music)
Oh, I get it.
Mirror, mirror, on the wall,
who's the...
(Meg screaming)
We go together
Yeah, better than birds of a feather,
you and me
We change the weather
Yeah, I'm feeling heat in December
when you're 'round me
I've been dancing on top of cars
and looking for where you are
I follow you through the dark,
can't get enough
You're the medicine and the pain,
the tattoo inside my brain
And, baby, you know it's obvious
I'm a sucker for you
Yeah, you say the word
and I'll go anywhere blindly
I'm a sucker for you, yeah
Any road you take,
you know that you'll find me
I'm a sucker
for all the subliminal things
No one knows about you, about you,
about you, about you
And you're making the typical me
break my typical rules
It's true, I'm a sucker for you, yeah
Let's get it
(upbeat music playing)
Don't complicate it, yeah
'Cause I know you
and you know everything about me
I can't remember, yeah
All of the nights I don't remember
when you're 'round me
I've been dancing on top of cars
and looking for where you are
I follow you through the dark,
can't get enough
You're the medicine and the pain,
the tattoo inside my brain
And, baby, you know it's obvious
I'm a sucker for you
Yeah, you say the word
and I'll go anywhere blindly
I'm a sucker for you, yeah
Any road you take,
you know that you'll find me
I'm a sucker
for all the subliminal things
No one knows about you, about you,
about you, about you
And you're making the typical me
break my typical rules
It's true, I'm a sucker for you
(maniacal laugh)
-(door opening)
-(chuckling)
Oh, man, I'm a sucker for the Evil Queen.
Kylie's dance moves were wicked!
And honestly, I think I could use
one of those magical mirrors.
(distant maniacal laugh)
What's in here?
Yes, a bathroom break!
(door closing and locking)
NARRATOR: We'll be creeping back soon
with a performance from Descendants 3
star Sarah Jeffery.
NARRATOR: More mischief with Meg Donnelly
and an exclusive look
behind all our Halloween scams.
NARRATOR: Look alive! We're back
with Disney Hall of Villains.
(party horns blowing)
-Happy New Year!
-Happy New Year!
MEG: People, come on, it's only October!
I'll see you in December.
Bye!
I can't be distracted by another holiday.
Must find more villains!
Trick or treat?
-(pumpkin monsters laughing)
-(Meg screaming)
(both girls screaming)
That was weird.
MEG: Wow.
I'm so tired of pretending
Where's my happy ending?
I followed all the rules,
I drew inside the lines
I never asked for anything
that wasn't mine
I waited patiently for my time
but when it finally came
He called her name
And now I feel this overwhelming pain
I mean it's in my veins,
I mean it's in my brain
My thoughts are running in a circle
like a toy train
I'm kinda like a perfect picture
with a broken frame
I know exactly who to blame
I never thought of myself as mean
I always thought that I'd be the queen
And there's no in between
'Cause if I can't have that
Then I would be
the leader of the dark and the bad
Now there's a devil on my shoulder
where the angels used to be
And he's calling me the queen
Calling me, calling me
Calling me, calling me
Calling me, calling me the queen
(remix music playing)
-The queen of mean
-Calling me, calling me
-The queen of mean
-Calling me, calling me
(remix music continues)
Being nice was my pastime
But I've been hurt for the last time
And I won't ever let another person
take advantage of me
The anger burns my skin, third-degree
Now my blood's boiling
hotter than a fiery sea
There's nobody getting close to me
They're gonna bow to the Evil Queen
Your nightmare's my dream
Just wait until they fall
to my wicked schemes
I never thought of myself as mean
I always thought that I'd be the queen
And there's no in between
'Cause if I can't have that
Then I would be
the leader of the dark and the bad
Now there's a devil on my shoulder
where the angels used to be
And he's calling me the queen
(remix music playing)
The queen of mean
-The queen of mean
-Calling me, calling me
I want what I deserve
I want to rule the world
All of my senses
have left me defenseless
This darkness around me
is promising vengeance
The price that I'm willing
to pay is expensive
There's nothing to lose
when you're lonely and friendless
So my only interest
is showing this princess
That I am the queen
and my reign will be endless
-The queen of mean
-Calling me, calling me
-The queen of mean
-Calling me, calling me
Calling me
Queen of Mean?
More like Sarah Jeffery, Queen of Awesome!
Oh no.
Our time in the Hall of Villains
is almost over.
But there are so many more doors to check.
Let's go.
(werewolf howling)
(both screaming)
-(growling)
-MEG: Raven!
-(all growling)
-(screaming)
-You had almost everything.
-(all laugh)
Oh, hey, Meg, come on in.
-What are you guys doing?
-We're in the hall of chillin'.
Yeah, we're done.
So, we're just like chillin'.
-Chillin'.
-ISSAC: Like a villain.
-Yeah!
-ISSAC: Got it.
Oh, nachos?
-I'm good.
-Okay. Alright.
(screaming)
(panting)
Wow!
With your help, we made it
through the Hall of Villains.
Your imagination
was key to unlocking each portal.
And if you can imagine all of this,
just think what else you can accomplish.
Now, there's only one thing left to do.
Happy Halloween.
(evil villain laugh)
-Oh, hey, what's up?
-DANCER 2: What's up?
We're here,
behind the scenes of Hall of Villains.
-Yo, know what I'm sayin'?
-(indistinct chatter)
Rain city.
Here we go.
-WOMAN: Here are your princess earrings.
-(singing indistinctly)
(scatting)
(yelps)
You're still here?
It's over. Go do your homework.
(nachos crunching)
NARRATOR: What's in here?
A musical Halloween celebration?
Enter at your own risk.
I don't like your little games
Don't like your tilted stage
The role you made me play of the fool
No, I don't like you
I don't like your perfect crime
How you laugh when you lie
You said the fun was mine
Isn't cool, no, I don't like you
But I got smarter,
I got harder in the nick of time
Honey, I rose up from the dead,
I do it all the time
I got a list of names
and yours is in red, underlined
I check it once,
then, I check it twice, oh!
Ooh, look what you made me do
Look what you made me do,
look what you just made me do
Look what you just made me
Ooh, look what you made me do,
look what you made me do
Look what you just made me do,
look what you just made me do
I don't like your kingdom keys
They once belonged to me
You asked me for a place to sleep
Locked me out and threw a feast
What? The world moves on
Another day another drama, drama
But not for me, not for me,
all I think about is karma
And then the world moves on,
but one thing's for sure
Maybe I got mine,
but you'll all get yours
But I got smarter,
I got harder in the nick of time
Honey, I rose up from the dead,
I do it all the time
I got a list of names,
and yours is in red, underlined
I check it once,
then I check it twice, oh!
Ooh, look what you made me do
Look what you made me do
look what you just made me do
Look what you just made me
ooh, look what you made me do
Look what you made me do,
look what you just made me do
Look what you just made me do
(retro music playing)
(retro music continues)
Ooh...
Ooh...
But I got smarter,
I got harder in the nick of time
Honey, I rose up from the dead,
I do it all the time
I got a list of names
and yours is in red, underlined
I check it once,
then I check it twice, oh!
Ooh, look what you made me do
Look what you made me do
Look what you just made me do,
look what you just made me
Ooh, look what you made me do
Look what you made me do
Look what you just made me do
look what you just made me do
NARRATOR: This is Disney Hall of Villains
with performances by Issac Ryan Brown,
Kylie Cantrall,
and Descendants 3 star Sarah Jeffery.
Now back to our host, Meg Donnelly.
MEG: Welcome to the Hall of Villains.
To celebrate Halloween,
I have concocted the perfect potion
to turn my friends
into their favorite Disney villains.
What's Halloween
without a classic villain, am I right?
Well, though science has proven to work,
the results may vary.
Side effects may include magical powers,
the ability to open portals to new worlds,
and involuntary spasms.
(zombies growl)
I can't wait to see what evil villains
my friends turn out to be.
They're somewhere
behind one of these doors.
Come on, follow me.
Let's see what frights await us.
(wolf howling)
-(door opening)
-(screaming)
That was the scariest thing
I've ever seen.
You guys have to take a look.
-(skeleton laughing)
-(cellphone ringing)
How are we supposed
to hashtag all the villains?
-PARROT: Hey, man!
-What are you doing out here?
PARROT: Zombie! Zombie! Zombie!
I can see the confusion.
I'm not actually a zombie.
I was just in the movie Zombies.
PARROT: Zombie! Zombie!
Let's go in here.
(door opening)
MEG: Where are we?
(rumbling)
(rumbling continues)
(dark music)
I'm a monster, I'm a m-monster
I'm a monster, I'm a m-monster,
I'm a monster, I'm a m-monster
I'm a monster, I'm a m-monster,
I'm a monster, I'm a m-monster
I'm a monster, I'm a m-monster,
I'm a monster, I'm a m-monster
I'm a monster, I'm a m-monster
I'm one of a kind,
got everybody in love
And I don't have to try,
I just do what I does
Don't have to tell me, I already know
They all want me
Yo, I run this, I smash it
Like my bass real hard, boom-bastic
Speed race baby, I'm a lot faster
'Cause trouble,
never listen to my master
New Benz all black, from Malaysia
Can't drive,
but my mama don't care yup
To the top,
I'm a take it to the ceiling
I'm on the moon
but I feel the sun beaming
I'm so dope like ooh la la,
so so fly like a helicopter
Sup to the hood,
and the homies on the block
Doin' it big, ya you know, what's up
Some come and try to say I'm a problem
So crazy, whirl like a python
Some come and try to say I'm a problem
Ha, solve it
I'm a monster, I'm a m-monster,
I'm a monster, I'm a m-monster
I'm a monster, I'm a m-monster,
I'm a monster, I'm a m-monster
I'm a monster, I'm a m-monster,
I'm a monster, I'm a m-monster
I'm a monster, I'm a m-monster,
I'm a monster, I'm a m-monster
I'm one of a kind,
got everybody in love
And I don't have to try,
I just do what I does
Don't have to tell me, I already know
They all want me
Let's do this!
(dance music playing)
Yeah!
Okay!
(dance music continues)
Yo, yo
I ran this, I rock this
I can see the future, no optics
More androids, robotics
Beam up hot chicks like I'm Spock
They be chillin' in my cockpit,
my spaceship got exotic
One be trippin',
come n' whip, hypnotic
They be talking 'bout ooh la la
Let's go far, way past them stars
Let's go to Mars
Ay, yo, I'm just tryna get it poppin'
I wanna be the first dude
to love a martian
She love a man,
cut the swag that I'm droppin'
I kill the game
til it's chillin' in the coffin
When I start, there ain't no stoppin'
Yo, yo, yo, yo
Yo, yo, yo, yo
Don't be actin' like,
don't be actin' like
Like you didn't know,
like you didn't know
Like you didn't know,
like you didn't know
I'm one of a kind,
got everybody in love
And I don't have to try,
I just do what I does
Don't have to tell me, I already know
They all want me
Yeah!
Yo, one, two, three, let's go!
I'm one of a kind,
got everybody in love
And I don't have to try,
I just do what I does
Don't have to tell me, I already know
They all want me
I'm a monster, I'm a m-monster
NARRATOR: You're watching
Disney Hall of Villains with Meg Donnelly,
so lock your rooms at the door
and settle in,
because we will be right back
with petrifying performances
from the star of
Gabby Duran and the Unsittables,
Kylie Cantrall,
and the Queen of Mean herself,
Sarah Jeffery.
NARRATOR: Back so soon?
Let's resume our journey
through Disney Hall of Villains.
Check it out.
I stole Jafar, I mean, Issac's staff,
because it's right
and it goes with my outfit.
(creepy ghost howling)
Oh!
You guys weren't supposed to see that!
That was my bedroom!
You did not just see my messy bedroom.
You did not see all my dirty clothes.
You will not tell my mom
I haven't cleaned my room yet.
I've heard about this door.
There's an old legend that says
there's a portal to another dimension.
To a world
where all of your dreams come true
and where you live forever
in peace and harmony.
STAGEHAND: Excuse me, coming through!
Told you this was stage two,
we're looking for stage three.
(quirky music)
Maybe our next film is behind the door.
Let's check it out.
(creepy music)
Oh, I get it.
Mirror, mirror, on the wall,
who's the...
(Meg screaming)
We go together
Yeah, better than birds of a feather,
you and me
We change the weather
Yeah, I'm feeling heat in December
when you're 'round me
I've been dancing on top of cars
and looking for where you are
I follow you through the dark,
can't get enough
You're the medicine and the pain,
the tattoo inside my brain
And, baby, you know it's obvious
I'm a sucker for you
Yeah, you say the word
and I'll go anywhere blindly
I'm a sucker for you, yeah
Any road you take,
you know that you'll find me
I'm a sucker
for all the subliminal things
No one knows about you, about you,
about you, about you
And you're making the typical me
break my typical rules
It's true, I'm a sucker for you, yeah
Let's get it
(upbeat music playing)
Don't complicate it, yeah
'Cause I know you
and you know everything about me
I can't remember, yeah
All of the nights I don't remember
when you're 'round me
I've been dancing on top of cars
and looking for where you are
I follow you through the dark,
can't get enough
You're the medicine and the pain,
the tattoo inside my brain
And, baby, you know it's obvious
I'm a sucker for you
Yeah, you say the word
and I'll go anywhere blindly
I'm a sucker for you, yeah
Any road you take,
you know that you'll find me
I'm a sucker
for all the subliminal things
No one knows about you, about you,
about you, about you
And you're making the typical me
break my typical rules
It's true, I'm a sucker for you
(maniacal laugh)
-(door opening)
-(chuckling)
Oh, man, I'm a sucker for the Evil Queen.
Kylie's dance moves were wicked!
And honestly, I think I could use
one of those magical mirrors.
(distant maniacal laugh)
What's in here?
Yes, a bathroom break!
(door closing and locking)
NARRATOR: We'll be creeping back soon
with a performance from Descendants 3
star Sarah Jeffery.
NARRATOR: More mischief with Meg Donnelly
and an exclusive look
behind all our Halloween scams.
NARRATOR: Look alive! We're back
with Disney Hall of Villains.
(party horns blowing)
-Happy New Year!
-Happy New Year!
MEG: People, come on, it's only October!
I'll see you in December.
Bye!
I can't be distracted by another holiday.
Must find more villains!
Trick or treat?
-(pumpkin monsters laughing)
-(Meg screaming)
(both girls screaming)
That was weird.
MEG: Wow.
I'm so tired of pretending
Where's my happy ending?
I followed all the rules,
I drew inside the lines
I never asked for anything
that wasn't mine
I waited patiently for my time
but when it finally came
He called her name
And now I feel this overwhelming pain
I mean it's in my veins,
I mean it's in my brain
My thoughts are running in a circle
like a toy train
I'm kinda like a perfect picture
with a broken frame
I know exactly who to blame
I never thought of myself as mean
I always thought that I'd be the queen
And there's no in between
'Cause if I can't have that
Then I would be
the leader of the dark and the bad
Now there's a devil on my shoulder
where the angels used to be
And he's calling me the queen
Calling me, calling me
Calling me, calling me
Calling me, calling me the queen
(remix music playing)
-The queen of mean
-Calling me, calling me
-The queen of mean
-Calling me, calling me
(remix music continues)
Being nice was my pastime
But I've been hurt for the last time
And I won't ever let another person
take advantage of me
The anger burns my skin, third-degree
Now my blood's boiling
hotter than a fiery sea
There's nobody getting close to me
They're gonna bow to the Evil Queen
Your nightmare's my dream
Just wait until they fall
to my wicked schemes
I never thought of myself as mean
I always thought that I'd be the queen
And there's no in between
'Cause if I can't have that
Then I would be
the leader of the dark and the bad
Now there's a devil on my shoulder
where the angels used to be
And he's calling me the queen
(remix music playing)
The queen of mean
-The queen of mean
-Calling me, calling me
I want what I deserve
I want to rule the world
All of my senses
have left me defenseless
This darkness around me
is promising vengeance
The price that I'm willing
to pay is expensive
There's nothing to lose
when you're lonely and friendless
So my only interest
is showing this princess
That I am the queen
and my reign will be endless
-The queen of mean
-Calling me, calling me
-The queen of mean
-Calling me, calling me
Calling me
Queen of Mean?
More like Sarah Jeffery, Queen of Awesome!
Oh no.
Our time in the Hall of Villains
is almost over.
But there are so many more doors to check.
Let's go.
(werewolf howling)
(both screaming)
-(growling)
-MEG: Raven!
-(all growling)
-(screaming)
-You had almost everything.
-(all laugh)
Oh, hey, Meg, come on in.
-What are you guys doing?
-We're in the hall of chillin'.
Yeah, we're done.
So, we're just like chillin'.
-Chillin'.
-ISSAC: Like a villain.
-Yeah!
-ISSAC: Got it.
Oh, nachos?
-I'm good.
-Okay. Alright.
(screaming)
(panting)
Wow!
With your help, we made it
through the Hall of Villains.
Your imagination
was key to unlocking each portal.
And if you can imagine all of this,
just think what else you can accomplish.
Now, there's only one thing left to do.
Happy Halloween.
(evil villain laugh)
-Oh, hey, what's up?
-DANCER 2: What's up?
We're here,
behind the scenes of Hall of Villains.
-Yo, know what I'm sayin'?
-(indistinct chatter)
Rain city.
Here we go.
-WOMAN: Here are your princess earrings.
-(singing indistinctly)
(scatting)
(yelps)
You're still here?
It's over. Go do your homework.
(nachos crunching)