Dog Man (2025) Movie Script
1
We finally arrived, but today was a mess.
But, Tadim.
They whisper!
Let me talk.
Hi how are you?
How are you? What a nice day, isn't it?
I'm Mr. Wolf, and these are from...
my partners.
You're probably wondering about me.
I know we were ten minutes
late for our parole appointment.
Two minutes.
That?
Was it two minutes?
Mister...
Hey, wait, wait a second.
Before you make any
decisions, let me explain.
The truth is, what happened was very funny.
Funny?
But also super legal.
It was early, so we had a quick breakfast.
Today is an important day.
In two hours, our probation will expire.
Yeah!
Less proud, friends.
Six months, not a single other piezo.
Not even a car ticket.
Poor guy the train!
The guys at the pallet
are so good now that they
will accommodate your
car without asking you.
We tip generously for
the excellent service.
What's wrong with this shorty?
Yeah, silly.
You're offline for a reason.
I found myself!
My car!
What if that's the right bus?
What? Is there more than one bus?
Guys, I can't take it anymore.
Oh!
Peace be with you!
It doesn't suit you!
I'll generate it for you!
I'll generate it for you!
What are you doing!
I was just there quietly
and out of nowhere a
guy got all crazy for no particular reason.
Train yourself with pismojadas!
Luckily I am an expert in problem solving.
conflicts and with great agility
I managed to be a situation.
How did you tell me?
Thanks to him we were
rewarded with a relaxing mud bath.
Piranha, why are you so smiling?
Because I don't feel like
going to the bathroom anymore.
No!
No!
How crazy!
As good doers, we are looking
for an ecological alternative.
He will say "wind".
That's enough, I'm doing it now!
What did I say!
Luckily a kind stranger saw us
He was kind enough to stop
and offered to give us a ride.
Catch him on the telegram!
Durga this chick!
A date has arrived!
The truth is that it is
kind of confusing after
that, but we did go by the panoramic route.
Oh, we went through...
This was before...
Or after...
So, and then...
You too!
Don't turn on the light, my friend!
Oh, remember!
I didn't see that coming.
And then...
Have you seen it now?
We arrived 10 minutes early.
Yes we did it.
Let no one move you!
We came to steal!
Oh, please!
Well, we could explore them.
And finally we send some
young people on the path of good.
Keep calm and no one will get hurt!
Put the money in your backpack!
Hey, excuse me!
Sorry to interrupt, we just wanted
to say that we love distractions.
The bad guys!
No, you idiots!
We are big fans!
Obviously they thought of everything.
Free escape route, hack the cameras...
It is also behind the False Plaza.
What about the silent alarm?
Yes, they did turn off
the silent alarm, right?
But I bet!
But hypothetically if we hadn't done it...
Shall I tell you something?
I wouldn't worry.
The police will take a few...
12 seconds...
the least.
I think this belongs to you.
And that's it, that was all that
happened to us more or less.
What a fascinating story!
What we want is for you to see that
we are serious about changing our lives.
Well, now you've convinced me!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
However, they should
tell their probation officer.
How do you say he said?
This is Corneos' office.
It happens all the time.
This street is the main south,
the office you are looking
for is on the north main street.
Luck.
Good to know.
(upbeat music)
(crowd chattering)
(upbeat music) (upbeat music)
(upbeat music)
(crowd cheering)
Come in officer
night and correct the dog.
Do you copy?
Oh hey chief.
What?
No, no, no, no, no, oh hey.
Radio talk is Roger.
Roger, I thought this was the chief.
This is the chief.
Did you find Petey the cat?
Not right now.
Chief, we're
trying to find Petey the cat.
(screaming)
You're freaking dead.
(dog barking)
Oh, Greg, come on little buddy.
(dog barking)
(dog barking)
(dog barking)
(dog barking)
Thanks Greg little buddy.
Where are you Petey
the world's most evilest cat?
(dog barking)
Shucka, it's him.
Break the dog, hit the siren.
(dog barking)
(gun firing)
Greg, something happens to me.
Take care of my
girlfriend Alice, will ya?
(dog barking)
You know I got you buddy, bam.
(dog barking)
(intense music)
Yes.
(intense music)
(siren wailing)
(grunting)
Officer Knight, it's the chief.
Can you hear me?
Answer me.
(gun firing) Typical, typical.
Officer Knight here, we're on the roof
of the abandoned expendable warehouse.
Over and out.
So long suckas, won't
have to worry about you anymore.
What's he talking about?
It's a bomb.
See, Officer Knight is a
tough cop with kung fu skills,
but he's got no brains.
And Greg the dog is
smart, but his body is his weakness.
These guys are nothing.
Yeah, but what if
they combine their skills?
Well, I'll just
make sure that never happens.
These two are not
gonna ruin my evil plans
to take over the world.
What?
Can I have tomorrow off?
It's my mother's birthday.
You're fired.
There's a bomb up here.
Clear everyone out of the warehouse.
It's abandoned.
Then they have to leave.
There's no one here.
I don't care.
Get them out.
Where's the, uh.
Let's see, green means go.
Red means not ripe.
Unless it's an apple, red apple's ripe.
I guess red's usually ripe.
Unless it's a lemon.
Are there any red lemons?
(growling)
Green?
Oh, green, got it.
Wait, aren't dogs color blind?
(explosion)
(crowd cheering)
This is Sarah Haddow standing outside
the major hospital in town in the rain
without an umbrella.
That's how serious this is.
What will be the fate of
Officer Knight and Greg the Dog?
(explosion)
I'm sorry to say, Mr. Cop,
that your head is just no good anymore.
Bummer.
And your body is
no good either, Cop Doggy.
Oh.
(beeping)
Oh, I got an idea.
Oh, tell me nurse, what's your idea?
What if we sew the
dog's head onto the man's body?
Great idea and stuff.
This is Sarah Haddow reporting live
from the major hospital in town.
This just in, it stopped raining.
And doctors and nurses have
successfully saved Officer Knight
and Greg the Dog by creating.
(upbeat music)
(explosion)
Dogman!
(cheering)
(upbeat music)
This is Sarah Haddow again,
reporting on the
incredible saga of Dogman
who has shown himself to
be nothing less than a super cop.
With me now, the chief of police.
Chief, how has it been having a super cop
like Dogman on the force?
I mean, isn't he great?
He's done so much for
the citizens of this town,
don't you think?
He's made friends, he's solved crimes,
but did a mailman,
plays piano for the old folks,
and even pitched a
no-hitter at the charity softball game
for kids who got kicked out of class
and drew comics instead.
And he did all that in one day.
He's just Dogman Supercop.
Dogman Supercop?
Why is Dogman on the front page, Sarah?
Why do you never
report any of the good stuff
that I'm doing, huh Sarah?
If I'm gonna get
on a real network, Chief,
I gotta report the big stories,
and it's kind of a big story.
Well, guess what?
I'm a big story, Sarah.
What about that time I did the thing
that was big and
everybody was talking about it?
You know what I'm talking about.
I'd have to look that up.
Yeah, you gotta look it up.
Flip it.
What about Flip it?
Oh, what about
that time I caught Flip it?
That story's literally a dead fish.
A psychokinetic evil fish.
That's dead.
Sarah, please, look,
just give me one little story
for my mother.
Okay, she's dead too.
She has very good hearing.
(groans)
You drive me crazy, Sarah Haddow.
And it's not because I
might be secret in love with you.
What?
What?
I said get out!
Oh, come on, Zuzu.
(dog barks)
And no more of this.
Millie!
Where is Dogman anyway?
I don't know.
Well, find him.
(birds chirping)
(door creaks)
(dog barks)
(door creaks)
(crowd laughs)
Get back here, you!
(screams)
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Good boy!
That's a good boy.
(gun fires)
(dog barks)
(laughs)
Oh my gosh, you startled me!
Oh, I'm sorry, but the open
house isn't until this afternoon.
I gotta get this
place a little cleaned up.
The owner left so
fast with her new boyfriend.
Oh, and her new dog.
(dog barks)
So cute.
I love, love stories.
Her old boyfriend had a little accident.
Kaboom!
She's all like, "I'm not waiting around
for some half man, half dog."
(laughs)
What'd you know?
I get.
I mean, can you imagine?
(laughs)
I, well, you know.
Hey, are you looking for a house?
Here's a bunch of my listings.
Okay, now get along, little doggy man.
Dog man, whatever you are.
(gasps)
(dog barks)
Oh, oh, you want the both?
Oh, okay, I can do this.
Go again!
(dog barks)
(birds chirping)
(dog barks)
(car engine rumbles)
Hmm, tough day.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Yeah, Dog Man, I know how you feel.
Like a lawn chair in a hurricane.
Like a balloon in a porcupine farm.
Like a winning lottery
ticket that you forgot to sign
and lost somewhere
at the market and then,
Anthony was all,
"Where's that lottery ticket, Milly?"
And you're all,
"I'm the one who bought it!
Why are you yelling at me?
I'm not yelling."
And I'm all, "Okay, Captain Fogghorn."
(yells)
Jeez!
Kinda like that, right?
It's tough.
I tried to get rid
of those two ding-dongs
and instead, I made a super-
(dog barks)
(crash)
I gotta do
something to get rid of Dog Man.
You're going down, Dog Man.
Slow down.
Uh-oh, Dog Man, Dog Man, Dog.
(gasps)
I got it!
What do dogs hate?
Yeah, we're not doing this.
You fired me.
Oh yeah.
Wait, doesn't mean you can't answer.
Yeah, it does.
(car engine rumbles)
Vacuum cleaners!
Dogs hate vacuum cleaners!
I'll build a huge, high-tech,
massively expensive vacuum cleaner!
Yeah, okay, dogs also hate firecrackers
and they're like five bucks.
Well, who asked you?
Literally, you did, like 30 seconds ago.
BTW owe me a paycheck!
Evil villains don't write paychecks!
The gold coins you
gave me were chocolate!
You got what you deserve!
(screams)
Hmm.
Oh, please.
Nobody likes that Dog Man anyway.
Dog Man's here!
(groans)
Dog Man, get in here, now!
(laughs)
I don't like this!
(laughs)
Stop looking at me!
Hey, excuse me!
Stop, listen up!
You may get a lot
of attention around here
because you're smart and you do kung fu
and you have
visible stitches on your neck,
but you work for
me and you do what I say.
You understand?
The last thing I need
is you messing up, you got it?
I get enough grief from the mayor.
Petey the world's most evilest cat
escapes from jail all the time.
The mayor yelling at me
and making me look bad again
and I just, I just, I'm trying!
Dog Man, I'm trying, you know?
Huh.
(sighs)
Huh.
(sniffles)
(laughs)
Huh?
(crashes)
(screams)
Will you get out of here?
I'm gonna arrest Petey and I don't care
if I take the montage.
This is Sarah
Haroff bringing you the Dog Man
Arrests Petey montage,
here with my cameraman, Seamus.
Yes, that's right, Sarah.
But Petey isn't just
gonna wait around to get arrested,
he's going to fight back.
(yells)
Huh.
Petey's first
attack, a giant vacuum cleaner.
(dramatic music)
(engine revs)
(yells)
(screams)
Oh my, you don't
want a vacuum in the ocean.
Brock!
Cereal asleep?
Hey, no fair, I can't swim!
I'd say this approach sucks,
but that would be
some inappropriate language.
(yells)
(explosion)
(yells)
Hey, you saved me, I just got a save.
There go the handcuffs.
And there goes Petey.
Straight to cat jail.
Hey, Petey.
Shut it, big Jim.
Hey, big Jim.
Sorry I was mean.
Kinda.
Hey, let's play.
Okay.
(laughs)
So long suckers!
(laughs)
Petey escaped again.
Again?
Then Petey tried the make no bones 2000.
(laughs)
Brock!
There go the handcuffs.
And there goes Petey.
Straight to cat.
Hey, Petey, shut it!
Big Jim.
Check it out, the warden
gave me balloons for my birthday.
There you go, Mr. Whiskers.
Respect.
Here, Petey.
(laughs) Hey!
So long, suckers!
Petey escaped again.
Again?
Now we hit the
part where it all speeds up.
Right, you're off Sarah!
The love and allation 2000.
(explosion) There go the--
Straight to--
Escape!
Again!
Then Petey tried
the crate expectations 2000.
There goes the--
Straight to--
Escape!
Escape!
The butt sniffer 2000.
Ah, don't show that one.
(explosion) Well, good job, Dog Man.
Ha ha, funny.
(grunts)
Pet it out.
Stop it.
I said stop it.
(grunts)
Oh, all right, I get it, you wanna play.
Go get it!
I got you, you just hit your face.
Oh, Dog Man.
All right, that's it.
(grunts)
Oh, oh, Mayor.
Petey escaped again.
Again?
Again!
Yeah, that's why I
said again, again, yet again.
I have had it.
Dog Man has got to go.
What?
Listen, Mayor,
don't you think the problem
might be at cat jail?
Excuse me?
Are you saying my
brother is bad at running cat jail?
Your brother?
I want Dog Man off the Petey case
and I want Petey captured, guppies.
That's English for ASAP.
Wait, wait, wait, Mayor.
Dog Man is the champ of Catch and Petey.
That's not fair.
Oh, that's not fair?
That's not fair.
Here, call this number.
Life's not fair.
What?
Life's not fair.
What?
Dog Man is off the case.
Oh.
(gasps)
(gagging)
Just given something dumb to do.
Oh, I know, like your job.
Dog Man?
Oh no.
Sorry, Dog Man.
You're off the case.
You're my best cop.
We'll figure it out.
(somber music)
Oh.
(somber music)
(somber music)
(grunts)
(gasps)
(somber music)
Here at Lonesboro
She went up a well
He swam to the moon
To fly
The midnight train
Is flying in the cold
I'm standing by
I'm going to fly
The silence of a falling star
Lights up a purple sky
And as I wonder where you are
I'm so lonesome I could cry
Ooh
(laughs)
(crashing)
(laughs)
They'll never find me here.
(sighs)
This place is a mess.
Hello.
Ah!
Oh good, you're back.
Clean this place up.
Nah.
Luckily you fired me.
Just forgot my phone charger.
Fine, fine.
I could get anybody to work for me.
Ha!
The only person who
could stand working for you is you.
BG Dubs, you still owe me a paycheck?
Oh, I sent you your money.
Puka shells are not money.
Whatever!
The only person who
could stand working for you is you.
Wait.
Wait.
That's it!
I need someone who
thinks like me, who acts like me,
who has a wretched soul like me.
I need another me!
Air fryer, no.
Air fryer, no.
Air fryer, no.
Air fryer, air fryer, air fryer, no.
Air fryer.
(gasps)
Coaning machine!
(laughs)
Yes!
I can borrow some flowers
For all my names
Dog Man, this is the chief.
(dog barks)
Dog Man!
Look, I know you
want to be going after Petey,
but I got another job for you.
So get down here ASAP!
(gun fires) (dog barks)
Wait!
(dog barks)
All right, take that down to my mouth.
(grunts)
Why do you always got to lick the,
it's down in my mouth!
Listen up.
Do you remember Flippy the
fish you gave me for my birthday
that ate way to me
brain dust and got super smart
with psycho-canada power
and robbed all those pestoers
for their plastic
fish tank treasure chest
because he thought it was real money
and ended up
freezing to double the fish bowl
high up in the mountain
before you got to roll around
with him and crush him
because you like to roll around
with dead fish?
All right, good,
because I don't
think I can say that again.
Here he is, Flippy.
(evil laugh)
He's dead, okay?
I thought you got
that from my presentation.
(sighs)
Anyways, the geniuses at
the Super Awesome Science Center
over there want to study his dead brain
because of all the
mental powers and stuff.
So I want you to guard that fish.
Don't man, don't
man, no, no, stop, stop, stop.
(sad music)
How we gonna fix this?
We have rebuilt
Flippy with titanium bones
and made him into a
psycho-kinetic supermecha
but still dead Flippy that we can study
for his incredible brain powers.
Here's a video all
about it that my daughter made
for her fifth grade filmmaking class.
(upbeat music)
(laughs)
Cute.
All right, Dog Man.
Let's see what's next for you.
(laughs) The Make No Bones 2000 negative.
The Love of the
Delishah 2000, strike it through.
The Create Expectations 2000, X-Men.
The Butt Sniffer 2000.
(buzzer)
All right, what do we got?
(grunts)
(grunts)
(grunts)
I need a new idea.
And that concludes my presentation.
Let's see, any questions?
(sighs)
Let's see.
Yes, Sarah.
Sarah Hadoff here
from Live Breaking News Live.
Just one question, Doctor.
Isn't rebuilding a
psycho-kinetic evil fish dangerous?
Well, I suppose
Flippy could be extra dangerous
now that he is super amecca.
And psycho-kinetic?
And psycho-kinetic.
What?
But he couldn't come to
life unless someone stole him
and flew over the living spray factory
and dropped him in the smokestack
where he might
puncture a living spray gas tank
and be rendered alive.
What?
But who would do that?
Me!
Curly an idea, my
next plan to take down Dog Man.
You're a thin ice dog,
man, so don't mess this up.
Now sit.
Stay.
You only have one job to do.
Keep your eyes on those monitors.
So if somebody breaks
out your favorite chew toy
and waves it around,
you, you look at the monitor.
And if somebody has a
juicy and delicious treat,
you're not gonna look at it.
You, you look at the monitor.
And if somebody just happens to have
an eastern gray squirrel, you,
(dog barking)
Stop, don't let this sit here!
And don't mess this
up or you'll lose your job.
Huh?
(dog howling)
(beeping)
(buzzing)
True.
(suspenseful music)
Dog Man, we heard the alarm.
(dog barking)
Petey.
(dog barking)
(dog barking)
Brilliant.
Uh, Seamus, are you sure about that?
Oh, excuse me, Mr. Honisera.
How hard can it be?
Okay, that's left.
Ah, here we go.
(suspenseful music)
(dog barking)
(dog barking)
(laughing)
(dog barking)
Don't mess this up
or you'll lose your job.
Dog Man, I just heard Flippy was stolen.
Great, you managed
to disappoint me, the mayor,
and the scientist over
at the Super Also Science Center
over there.
Did you see the
perpetrator who stole that fish?
(laughing)
Once I've reprogrammed this fish,
(grunting)
he'll take care of Dog Man for me.
We just crank up the evil power.
(suspenseful music)
Evil is maxed out.
(laughing)
You're a bad fish, my friend.
Let's get more
specific with all that evil.
Destroy Dog Man.
No, no, wait, wait, wait.
Destroy all doogers.
Yes, destroy all doogers.
(laughing)
(camera clicking)
Huh?
My cloning machine!
Oh, Jimus, you're holding a set up.
How hard can it be?
(laughing)
Pretty funny, Dog
Man, but we don't have time.
(dog barking)
It's Petey, it's Petey.
It's Petey, you foul Petey, good dog.
Not now, Millie!
Gene, who's around to help out?
Everybody's busy, Chief.
It's quiet, like a frozen lake in winter.
Like dinnertime on the moon.
Like when Anthony
fell asleep on his fishing boat
and yells to the dog,
"Why did you untie my boat?"
And I'm like, "Me?
"It's not my fault you
can't tie a knot, Captain Stubing."
And I'm all like--
Okay, okay.
(grunting)
(suspenseful music)
Help has arrived.
Step one, insert DNA into the DNA shoot.
Step two, press start button.
(laughing)
Step three, open
door to retrieve your clone.
(laughing) (suspenseful music)
What?
Step four, wait 18 years
for your clone to reach adulthood?
What?
18 years?
No!
If you make a
mistake, hit the undo button.
Sold separately, sold separately?
No!
Phew, Papa?
What?
Huh?
Ah!
Papa!
Who are you talking to?
Papa.
Papa?
No, I am not your Papa.
You are my clone.
(crying)
I want my whisker back.
(whisker whirring)
I want my bunny back.
(whisker whirring)
I want my life back!
Look, doll man, the man will have a cow
if she knows about this, but.
Check this out.
If Petey's got the
fish, and you going for the fish,
and you just might
accidentally on purpose,
but it didn't mean to,
but it just went down that way,
catch Petey?
You find the fish, you find the cat.
(growling) I mean,
what's the man gonna say?
That's not fair?
Life's not fair.
(laughing)
Right?
Hey, no man, stop,
stop, stop, stop, stop.
Look, doll man, look.
Are you ready?
Good.
Let's do this.
Okay, listen up.
You're my clone, which
means evil runs through your veins.
Okay.
You're destined to be a villain.
Ooh, is that fun?
So much fun.
Yay!
Of course, fun, surrounded by, you know,
miserable suffering,
loneliness, and like, zero appreciation.
I mean, zero.
(laughing)
Do you even know what I'm saying?
No, but it sounds fun.
I wanna be miserable too.
Good, that's the spirit.
Now I gotta go do something.
You stay put.
Why?
Because you can't come.
Why?
Because you're in this
business and you're not ready yet.
Why?
(groaning) I said you can't go.
Why?
Oh, fine, but no talking.
Do you have a car seat?
A what?
A kid's car seat.
You're a clone cat
sitting on a flying mechanical bug.
They don't make a car seat for that.
Okay, Papa.
Stop calling me Papa.
Okay.
Papa.
I made you a book.
Cut.
Will you just hold on a bit quiet?
I need to go potty.
Why?
Because I need to.
No, that why.
I know why.
Jeez, just hold it.
(dramatic music)
There it is, the living spray factory.
Just a little closer.
(toy squeaking)
(laughing)
Ooh, what do these buttons do?
Pretty.
Don't touch any.
(toy squeaking)
(screaming)
(screaming)
You almost got me killed.
(screaming)
Oh no!
Ah, it stopped.
Oh great, look what you did.
It went down the wrong pipe and it stuck.
What is with you?
I'm miserable.
Look, I don't need a kid.
I didn't ask for a kid.
I don't want a kid.
I got my own stuff
to do and it's important.
And when I say don't touch that button.
(screaming)
Shh.
Shh.
Never pet.
Shh.
If you gonna catch that cat.
(laughing)
You gonna need my special gear.
All right, come on, get in.
Come here.
(growling)
(upbeat music)
Oh yeah.
Okay, you put the little
part this in, right up to your eyes
and then the stuff that's
far away will look really big.
Yeah, you get it.
All right kid, get in.
Whoa.
Just get in.
We're gonna play a little game.
Ooh, I hope it's miserable.
It's called the new home game.
This is just for pretend, right?
Of course.
Ooh, a free kitty.
How much does it cost?
Free.
But I only have a dollar.
A dollar.
Can I get change?
Thank you.
What's your name?
He doesn't have one.
Yes I do, I'm little PB.
I think I'll call you Snowball.
I think I'll call you Poopled.
What?
How rude.
Here's your money back.
I gotta go potty.
Again?
I didn't go last time.
Wait, maybe I did.
No, I still got one.
What's wrong with people?
How much is a free kitty?
I don't know, maybe it's free?
I mean, it says it right on the box.
Hey, little cat?
Uh, little dude?
(suspenseful music)
(laughing)
Papa?
Papa?
Papa!
Papa?
(suspenseful music)
Papa?
Papa?
(water splashing)
(dog barking)
(suspenseful music)
Don't worry, it'll be okay.
(dog barking)
Goodnight, little crate.
Don't be afraid.
(suspenseful music)
(dog barking)
(suspenseful music)
(dog barking)
(dog barking)
(suspenseful music)
(dog barking)
(dog barking)
(suspenseful music)
(suspenseful music)
Is that your house?
Wow, it looks bigger on the inside.
Is this where you sleep?
(suspenseful music)
Give me a story.
(dog growling)
(dog barking)
(dog barking)
(suspenseful music)
(laughing)
Solve that problem.
No more little kid.
So now we can get
back to destroying Dog Man.
Huh?
Papa and me by little Petey.
All right.
To Papa.
Papa and me are in the air.
It rained and Papa
and me went into the lab.
Look at Papa's new invention.
(suspenseful music)
Papa and me think the same thing.
Ugh.
(suspenseful music)
(dog barking)
(gagging)
(suspenseful music)
(giggling)
(suspenseful music)
(giggling)
(suspenseful music)
Oh, Dog Man's got a friend.
(suspenseful music)
(giggling)
(giggling)
(suspenseful music)
(dog barking)
(suspenseful music)
(phone ringing)
Dog Man, it's the chief.
Who still has an answer machine?
What is going on with Petey?
Get back at me.
It's important.
Don't forget what's important.
(suspenseful music)
(phone ringing)
Janet, Janet, what's that noise?
Grassher's building in the tanks.
Something's coming,
you're not a smokestack.
What?
(gasping)
(screaming)
Gotcha.
Ugh, serialously?
What?
Huh? Huh?
(suspenseful music)
That was it.
(suspenseful music) (phone ringing)
(gasping)
(suspenseful music)
Ha ha ha ha, at last.
Hmm.
(grunting)
Oh, right.
(bell ringing)
(suspenseful music)
Yes, my 80 hexadron
droid former god is complete.
Ha ha ha.
Hello.
Ah!
Ugh, you're back.
Finally came to your senses.
No, I came to annoy you.
Behold.
What?
I don't, so what?
Dogman?
What?
Dogman?
(grunting)
Ha ha ha ha.
Ah.
Oh yeah, you still owe me.
I paid you.
Bottle caps are not money.
(door slamming)
Ugh, my clone with Dogman?
(grunting)
Oh, change of plans.
I need you to scan this
and find the kid who made it.
(suspenseful music)
(door creaking)
Well, unbelievable.
Ugh!
Well, don't just stand there.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, get him.
(suspenseful music)
(beeping)
(suspenseful music)
Oh, hi, Papa.
(grunting) What you doing?
Getting you out of here is what?
How'd you find me?
That's ADHD.
You can find anybody.
Come on. Hey, Papa,
look at those cute flowers.
Those are weeds.
Oh.
Hey, Papa, look at the pretty river.
It's polluted.
Oh.
Hey, Papa, look at all the twinkly stars.
Hey, you're standing in mud.
(giggling) Jesus, that
Dogman's got you thinking the whole world
is just rainbows
and unicorns and lollipops.
Ooh, lollipops.
Hey, what about Dogman?
Oh, don't you worry.
I got a special
plan to take care of Dogman.
The squirrel shooter, 2000.
Fun.
Dogman likes to chase squirrels.
Yeah, I'm kind of counting on that.
(suspenseful music)
(gunshot)
(gunshot)
(gunshot)
(splashing)
(suspenseful music)
Time for bed.
(whimpering)
(snoring)
(whimpering)
(whimpering)
(door opening)
(door closing)
This is my room.
(suspenseful music)
And this is yours.
(suspenseful music)
I'm sleeping with you.
No, you're not.
Yes, I am.
No, you're not.
Yes, I am.
No, you're not.
Yes, I am.
Ugh, you're not
sleeping with me and that's fine.
(grunting)
(grunting)
Yes, I am.
(grunting)
Mm.
(sighing)
Look, I, I want to give
you the support and guidance
you need to be mean
and rotten-hearted like me.
When I was a kid, my
pop didn't do anything for me.
He got a truck, he took all our stuff,
and then he left me and my mom all alone.
He did?
Yep, I never saw him again.
(humming)
How come I made
you, but you're not like me?
Maybe I am, but you
just don't like that part.
(grunting)
Oh, I know.
Let's go find your papa.
Maybe he's changed, maybe he's sorry.
Look, I know you
think everybody is a good guy
deep down inside,
but that's just not reality.
The world's a horrible place.
It's mostly misery
and selfishness out there.
That's reality.
I'm sleeping with you.
No, you're not. No,
you're not. I'm sleeping with you.
No, you're--
(snoring)
Hmm?
(grunting)
(suspenseful music)
(grunting)
(grunting)
(suspenseful music)
(grunting)
(grunting)
(grunting) (suspenseful music)
(grunting) (grunting) (grunting)
(grunting)
(grunting)
(suspenseful music)
Sarah, Sarah, Sarah.
(suspenseful music)
(crashing)
(grunting)
(giggling)
(suspenseful music)
(squeaking)
(squeaking)
When you find my
grandpa, bring him back here, okay?
(crashing)
(crashing)
(crashing)
(suspenseful music)
(birds chirping)
(suspenseful music)
(howling)
(suspenseful music)
(knocking)
(knocking)
(phone ringing)
Hey, Dogman.
(howling)
How's it going?
(barking)
I'll be right over.
(barking)
Dogman, what happened?
(suspenseful music)
(humming)
(humming)
Yes, Sarah Hadoff here,
reporting live from Dogman's house.
Have you seen this cat?
He disappeared overnight.
Dogman, wait, wait up!
(howling)
(howling)
Where, oh, where
has this little cat gone?
Where would you find a little kitty?
(barking) Oh, of course.
(howling)
Yarn, yurt.
(barking)
(howling)
(barking)
(howling) (barking)
Nice and cheesy?
Good idea.
(barking)
Nothing?
(barking)
What about the indifference shock?
Go away or not, I don't care.
Chucky things you chuck.
Laser pointer palace.
Cozy cat carpet club.
Kimball McNibble.
Hot ten work.
(barking)
(suspenseful music)
(gasping)
(clearing throat)
We've checked all over town.
We've found nothing.
Well, except in the sandbox.
Ew.
So if you see this cat,
please return him to Dogman.
My clone?
Return him to Dogman?
Ha!
Well, you can't return him to Dogman
if there is no Dogman.
(laughing)
Doorbell.
Hmm?
(door creaking)
(door creaking)
(suspenseful music) Okay.
(grunting)
(grunting)
(suspenseful music) You make my way.
Put me down, you nincompoopzicle.
(grunting)
(gasping)
(grunting)
(sniffing)
I'm...
Petey?
I'm not Petey.
I'm Little Petey.
Your grandson.
You got a lot of nose hairs.
Wha?
Well, you got a
hair like a water buffalo.
(laughing)
Dad?
Huh?
(suspenseful music)
Son?
Is...
Is all this yours?
Yeah?
Well, don't quit your day job.
Say, what do you got to do?
Say, what do you got to eat around here?
Huh?
Where's the food in this dump?
(dishes clanking) He
shouldn't put the dishes up so high.
Why did you bring him here?
Ugh.
I'm sorry, Papa.
I just wanted you to have your Papa back.
My Papa?
My Pa?
That guy abandoned me.
Do you have any
idea what that feels like?
Yes.
(suspenseful music)
And I forgave you.
(suspenseful music)
Where do you keep the air fryer?
(dishes clanking) Oh, that one hit me.
You think someone stole this thing,
flew over the living spray factory,
and dropped him into not a smokestack,
hoping he would come to life?
Like that would ever happen.
Chalk it.
Hey, two points.
(dishes clanking)
Denied.
Oh, yeah.
(dishes clanking)
Dude.
(laughing)
(dishes clanking)
(dishes clanking)
(dishes clanking)
Somebody spray.
Spray.
No, no.
(dishes clanking)
(dishes clanking)
(dishes clanking)
(dishes clanking)
(dishes clanking)
oh, the living
spray brought me back to life.
We do, we're living it.
(laughing)
The entire factory's coming to life.
Come on.
Arise my beastly building, arise.
Yes, come on.
Umar Gama.
Come on, get up, get up.
Are you with me building?
Umar Gama.
What is that, is that a yes or?
Umar Gama.
Okay then, let us.
Destroy all computers.
(laughing)
I'm gonna get you
once and for all, Dog Man.
You love squirrels so much, fetch this.
Hey, Papa.
Ah!
Where you going, Papa?
Oh, I am gonna go get some milk.
But we have lots of milk.
Yeah, except your milk
decided to spill all over the floor.
Oh.
Let me guess, you're the smart one
and he's the mooch
riding on your coattails.
Why don't you mind your own beeswax, Dad?
What are you gonna
do, cry like in the old days?
Wah, wah, wah.
(snoring)
You shouldn't say that, Grandpa.
Why, what do you care?
He's my Papa, I love him.
Love, like I feel something.
Love isn't just
something you feel, Grandpa.
Love is something you do.
All right, all right, all right.
I didn't ask for
your life story jabber jaw.
Everybody around here is
just a big, big, big, big, big.
Look, I gotta do something.
You stay here with ADHD.
Mm, but--
Do not leave, do not follow.
I gotta do what I gotta do.
Get milk.
Right, right, milk.
I'm a cat.
Milk.
(dramatic music)
Little Petey!
Little Petey.
Mm.
Mm.
Dog man, are you okay?
(sighing)
Come on, we've gotta keep going.
Look, I know you're sad.
You feel like you've lost a lot.
When I was a kid, I lost someone too.
My gerbil.
Colonel Kurtz.
It was really hard for me.
I missed his sharp, tiny teeth,
and his sad little Petey eyes.
But I learned something.
But I learned something really important.
Gerbles can be mean.
(laughing)
And you've got to keep going.
That's right, we're gonna keep going.
(horn honking)
Oh, dog man!
(laughing)
Oh, I mean keep going.
Oh wait, seriously, keep going.
Shavis!
Dog man!
(dog barking)
Ha ha, at last, the final showdown.
(growling)
Oh, do you like chasing squirrels?
Do ya, huh, squirrels?
(barking)
Okay, here it comes.
Stop that, no!
(exploding) For the love of beak!
Mechanical exploding squirrels?
How evil can one cat be?
Pretty evil.
(laughing)
Buckle up!
Oh, do gooders.
Where are you?
Do gooders.
(yelling)
(yelling)
They're up on that giant euro!
Yeah, it's a cheese steak!
This is Sarah
Haddell, downtown where dog man--
Dog man?
Has successfully
caught up with Pity the Cat.
After a wild chase
ending in a giant euro--
It's a cheese steak!
Correction, cheese steak.
Huh?
Dog man may finally
have a chance to make the arrest
and keep his job.
Oh, really?
Last chance, dog man.
What?
Stuck in cheese steak?
Rats.
Rats!
Rats!
Well, it looks like
dog man has just cornered Pity,
the world's most evilest cat.
Dog man!
Little Pity.
(barking)
What are you doing with my papa?
How did you not put
that one together, dog man?
Huh?
What you gonna do,
arrest me in front of my clone?
Or, uh, my child?
Your little buddy?
It's an incredible twist here downtown.
Little Pity is actually Pity's son,
and a coincidence so
obvious it's not really a coincidence.
What's dog man to do?
Arrest him!
Arrest him!
Let him go!
No, wait, arrest him!
I miss him.
Come on, let me go.
He ditched you for me.
No, I didn't.
Dog man, I am your friend.
Really?
You can't be friends with this.
This.
Do-gooder?
Do-gooder?
What?
Someone say, "Do-gooder?"
Flippy?
Flippy!
Ha!
My plan worked!
Do-gooder!
And you brought a friend!
Oh, you're in for it now, dog man.
Because I programmed
that fish to destroy do-gooders.
Destroy all do-gooders.
Say bye-bye, dog man!
What?
Whoa, wait, wait, what are you doing?
No, Flippy!
Dog man?
Oh no, purple?
No, no, no, no, no, no!
No, not Lokee-Dee!
Papa!
Okay, no!
Dog man!
Lokee-Dee!
Oh no, dog man!
(dog barking)
(dog growling)
Dog man!
Come on!
Dog man, listen, we can
go after Little Petey together.
I programmed Flippy
to destroy all do-gooders,
and I'm no do-gooder.
You need me!
Look, you can arrest me later, I promise.
Hmm?
Partners?
Hmm?
(screaming)
Kill dog, evil cat
We can get the hell down
Up and run
In color.
Oh, what was that?
(growling)
(screaming)
Oh, great!
That was supposed
to beat a giant building?
What's the toughest,
scariest thing we could fight them off?
(dog barking)
A mailman?
Seriously?
Wait, I got it!
Come on!
Yeah, yeah, here's a montage
It's so fast, I
can't even enjoy your water
This is the end
What's being down?
Put me down.
I can destroy you
right now, but idea, brilliant.
You might be a
rather effective piece of bait
for the other do-gooders.
Let's see if they can find you
before the ticking
clock runs out, shall we?
What happens then?
Ah, uh, well, nothing,
if I'm being totally honest.
I just thought we
needed the ticking clock.
My bad.
Right, so now we simply wait for a--
Special delivery!
From the Mecha Mailman 2000!
What?
Hit it, Dog Man!
Now hand over that little cat.
Oh, okay, no.
Now, my beastly
building, arise and attack!
You're my Dog-O!
Whoa!
Slippy is on a rampage,
and it looks like
he's getting a lot of help.
Millie, we have an emergency!
I have some toilet
paper in the closet, Chief!
Not that, but good to know.
Yes.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Not the suitcase!
Papa, help!
Little Petey, get
away from him, you fish!
He's free!
Run, Little Petey, run, run!
(roaring)
(roaring)
Goobagaba!
Hey, I can see my house from here!
Goobagaba!
Large buildings are coming
to life and destroying the city!
(roaring)
(screaming)
Everyone needs to clear out!
It is not safe here!
That means you, sir!
What?
And I'm not just saying
that because I'm in love with you!
You just said that on live TV!
No.
All right, fine!
I'm in love with you, Sarah Haddow!
I said it!
Now get out of here!
If you think I'm
leaving, the biggest story of my life,
you're an even bigger
idiot than the one I'm in love with!
You just said that on live TV!
Ugh, fine!
Fine!
Fine!
Fine!
(roaring)
And now, my beautiful army, destroy them!
Goobagaba,
goobagaba, goobagaba, goobagaba!
(roaring)
(roaring)
Oh no!
(screaming) Oh, oh!
Grandpa, Pop is in trouble!
Oh, I'll get right on that.
ADHD, Pop is in trouble!
Cool!
Oopsies!
(screaming)
(crashing)
Looks bad, Dogman.
We've only been
partners for like six minutes,
but it's been real.
I've matured and I respect you.
Even if I'm only
saying that for dramatic impact,
that I'm actually
still evil and rotten inside.
Dogman?
Dogman.
(gasping)
(grunting)
Not my mouth!
Petey, look.
Hold on, hold on.
I know you need to arrest
me for escaping from cat jail,
but there are
buildings causing mayhem out there.
They're destroying the city.
Things can't possibly get any worse.
Chief, turns out we
actually are out of toilet paper.
(gasping) (screaming)
(roaring)
(crashing)
We're trapped!
(roaring)
(laughing)
(grunting)
What?
(gulping)
Good dog!
(grunting)
Don't stop.
That's not right now.
(roaring)
Yes, finish them!
(laughing)
Everyone, follow Dogman.
Me first.
(roaring)
Oh, we got a cave in back here.
(roaring)
Ah, run!
(roaring)
Climb up, come on!
(grunting)
(roaring)
(laughing)
Leave my papa alone!
(grunting)
Hi papa.
No, Lupini, no!
What the, who's that?
Robocop!
Flippy-coy-ay, Flippy-flipper.
Ah!
Yeah!
(grunting)
Flippy-cobble!
(crashing)
Whoa!
(crashing)
(roaring)
(screaming)
No, you can't escape
me, you slippery little cubby!
Oh, do goodness!
Lupini!
Ah, Dogman?
Papa!
Oh, Robocop!
Huh?
Come out and play!
Everybody clear out!
You'll never get away, Robocop!
Come on, let's go!
I'll hunt you down to my last breath!
What are you waiting for?
I'll never stop
till you're dead, Robocop!
You better run, papa, it's me he wants.
Robocop!
Oh, Robocop!
Take him, Dogman.
I'll create a
distraction and stall the fish.
Papa, wait!
Lupini, if something happens to me,
just try to be evil and
stuff and do the wrong thing for me.
Robocop!
But Papa, Flippy's gonna destroy you!
I'll be okay, kid,
he's only after do-gooders.
And I'm no do-gooder.
(laughing)
(screaming)
Robocop, there you are!
Go on, get out!
I want all you losers out of here now!
Let's take over here.
Wow, if it isn't the mighty Robocop.
Oh, oh, you're
much cuter from a distance.
Can I say that, do you mind?
Because up close,
you kind of look old and sad,
and like you might
have unresolved daddy issues.
Oh, daddy, did you love me?
No, he didn't!
Oh well, come along now, time to die.
Papa.
Well, that's out of our hands,
nothing we can do about it.
(barking) Good idea.
Wait, what?
(laughing)
Now, how should I get rid of this guy?
Tarpets?
Too slow and boring.
Explosives and things.
No, too fast, the pedestrian.
(gasping)
You, Robocop, are going in that volcano.
Then, I'll take care of
all you tough do-gooder friends.
Elsa!
(laughing)
You're right, Dog Man,
there's always something you can do.
Huh?
(dramatic music)
Wait a minute, I'm so confused.
About what?
Look, Dog Man and Petey say Look Petey,
and then Little
Petey say Dog Man and Petey,
and then Petey say
Look Petey, and Dog Man,
and now Dog Man and
Little Petey are saving Petey.
I got one question.
Who's the hero?
All of them, Chief.
All of them.
(dramatic music)
This is how it's gonna work.
As soon as he reaches 10,000 feet,
he drops into the volcano.
(laughing)
Brilliant.
(barking)
(groaning)
(dramatic music)
(dramatic music)
(groaning)
(groaning)
(groaning)
(barking)
What you doing?
Well, I'm very busy
destroying this Robo Cat, actually.
Why?
Because he's a jerk.
Why?
Because he's trying to stop me.
Why?
Because I want to destroy the city.
Why?
Because I want to.
Why?
Because, all right?
Because I was, I was mad.
Why?
Because, because
no one likes me, do they?
Why?
I don't know.
You tell me.
No one's ever liked me.
Even though when I was in the school,
all the other people were
like, "Oh, I'm not gonna do
this." Oh, all the other
fish, they used to call me
fatty fish face.
Imagine that.
Fatty fish face.
(whimpering)
Maybe Flippy.
Maybe you just need a friend.
Oh yeah.
I got something that'll cheer you up.
What's that?
Your manifesto?
I made you a book.
Do you want to read it?
(groaning)
Yeah, okay.
Sure.
(groaning)
Flippy and me flew up to a star.
They had a swing
set, so we swinged on it.
I fell off, but Flippy saved me.
Flippy and me went under the sea.
Then we ate five soups.
The end.
Did you like it?
(whimpering)
Oh, you poor little thing.
(whimpering)
Oh no, my powers, my
evil powers, they're fading.
Isn't that good?
Not for Robo Cat.
No, no, wait, don't!
Oh no!
Don't, man!
Don't, man!
(screaming)
(whimpering)
(somber music)
(whimpering)
(crashing)
(gasping)
(screaming)
(screaming)
(whimpering)
(dramatic music)
Good job, ADHD.
Ah, gah, there.
Papa!
Whoa, Petey!
(whimpering)
There they are, step on it!
(screaming)
This is Sarah Hadoff on the scene
and there's a chief
arrests Flippy the Fish.
Oh.
Flippy the Fish, I hereby arrest you
for the following things.
Yeah, yeah, no need
to list it all, I'm familiar.
Hey, chief, smile.
Oh.
Well done, Dog Man, you did it!
Well, go on and arrest him.
Dog Man, what are you--
Whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you doing?
The governor saw the whole thing.
Petey's been
pardoned for being a do-gooder.
Wait, serialously?
And I'm not just saying that
because it's an election year.
(laughing)
Where are the cameras?
Okay, well, Petey,
looks like you turned out
to be a do-gooder after all.
Do-gooder?
Can it, Fish?
He's a do-gooder!
All right, stop,
stop calling me a do-gooder.
I'm not, see?
I'm mean, I'm
selfish, and I just want everything
for myself, which includes little Petey.
Come on, little Petey.
Okay, Papa.
Well, this is goodbye.
Say goodbye.
Goodbye, Dog Man.
(somber music)
Hmm.
Well, hey, how about a celebration, huh?
Let's all go back to the station,
completely ignoring the
fact that half the city is destroyed.
(tires screeching) Come on, Boo.
Hey, that's Grandpa.
Whoa!
(screaming)
What?
Where's he going?
Where'd he get that truck?
Beats me.
Where's all our stuff?
Not again.
He took everything,
but he didn't want my comics?
Kid, it's not you.
Some people just won't change.
Undo?
Never.
Let's go.
We can't stay here.
You were right, Papa.
About what?
The world.
It's nothing but mud puddles,
and pollution,
and weeds.
Look, even the weeds are dying.
Hmm.
Hey, Kid.
What?
Look up.
You wanna know something, Kid?
What, Papa?
This world has a lot of problems,
but it can never be a horrible place,
because you're in it.
Hey, Papa?
So is Dog Man.
(piano music)
(knocking)
Hey, Dog Man.
Look, I know we're arch-rivals and all,
but I was thinking.
Maybe Little Petey
could stay with you sometimes?
Raph, raph.
(gasping)
Hey!
Oh yeah, we got you something.
(giggling)
Not the mouth!
(barking)
Get off before I change my mind!
Come on, Papa.
Let's have some fun.
Nah, you guys go ahead.
I'm gonna go back to the lab,
and start over, I guess.
But--
I'll be fine.
Night.
(panting)
Love is a bird
(barking)
And everything
Is not something you hold
Is not something you scream
When you show me love
I don't need your word
(barking) Yeah, love ain't a thing
Love is a thing
Everybody help!
(howling)
(howling)
Love ain't a thing
Love is a thing
We woo, we woo, we woo
Everybody look out!
There's one more building on the loose!
(dramatic music)
Goodnight, Gaga.
Hey!
(upbeat music)
Wow, I feel good
Super fly, super good
Shoulda, coulda, knew I would
Super fly, super fresh
That's your mama, she's impressed
Super fly, super calm
Super mean, super nice
Nice, super clean
Yeah, you know we're so good
Yeah, we're always so good
So good, baby
So locked in at the key, y'all
Hey, in my belly, I'm free to lay
Crispy, gaunt, creme brulee, rare
Like a T-bone steak, I'm good, mm-hmm
I'm good, I'm good, uh-uh-uh-uh
I'm great, I'm great
I'm better than okay
I'm like, ooh
Sometimes it takes two
Never lackin' anything we do
That's my crew, I got it
You got it, we got it
Yeah, you know we're so good
Yeah, we're always so good
So good, baby
Super fly, super good
Shoulda, coulda, knew I would
Super fly, super fresh
That's your mama, she's impressed
Super fly, super cold
Super neat, super nice
Nice, super clean
Yeah, you know we're so good
Yeah, we're always so good
Hey
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We finally arrived, but today was a mess.
But, Tadim.
They whisper!
Let me talk.
Hi how are you?
How are you? What a nice day, isn't it?
I'm Mr. Wolf, and these are from...
my partners.
You're probably wondering about me.
I know we were ten minutes
late for our parole appointment.
Two minutes.
That?
Was it two minutes?
Mister...
Hey, wait, wait a second.
Before you make any
decisions, let me explain.
The truth is, what happened was very funny.
Funny?
But also super legal.
It was early, so we had a quick breakfast.
Today is an important day.
In two hours, our probation will expire.
Yeah!
Less proud, friends.
Six months, not a single other piezo.
Not even a car ticket.
Poor guy the train!
The guys at the pallet
are so good now that they
will accommodate your
car without asking you.
We tip generously for
the excellent service.
What's wrong with this shorty?
Yeah, silly.
You're offline for a reason.
I found myself!
My car!
What if that's the right bus?
What? Is there more than one bus?
Guys, I can't take it anymore.
Oh!
Peace be with you!
It doesn't suit you!
I'll generate it for you!
I'll generate it for you!
What are you doing!
I was just there quietly
and out of nowhere a
guy got all crazy for no particular reason.
Train yourself with pismojadas!
Luckily I am an expert in problem solving.
conflicts and with great agility
I managed to be a situation.
How did you tell me?
Thanks to him we were
rewarded with a relaxing mud bath.
Piranha, why are you so smiling?
Because I don't feel like
going to the bathroom anymore.
No!
No!
How crazy!
As good doers, we are looking
for an ecological alternative.
He will say "wind".
That's enough, I'm doing it now!
What did I say!
Luckily a kind stranger saw us
He was kind enough to stop
and offered to give us a ride.
Catch him on the telegram!
Durga this chick!
A date has arrived!
The truth is that it is
kind of confusing after
that, but we did go by the panoramic route.
Oh, we went through...
This was before...
Or after...
So, and then...
You too!
Don't turn on the light, my friend!
Oh, remember!
I didn't see that coming.
And then...
Have you seen it now?
We arrived 10 minutes early.
Yes we did it.
Let no one move you!
We came to steal!
Oh, please!
Well, we could explore them.
And finally we send some
young people on the path of good.
Keep calm and no one will get hurt!
Put the money in your backpack!
Hey, excuse me!
Sorry to interrupt, we just wanted
to say that we love distractions.
The bad guys!
No, you idiots!
We are big fans!
Obviously they thought of everything.
Free escape route, hack the cameras...
It is also behind the False Plaza.
What about the silent alarm?
Yes, they did turn off
the silent alarm, right?
But I bet!
But hypothetically if we hadn't done it...
Shall I tell you something?
I wouldn't worry.
The police will take a few...
12 seconds...
the least.
I think this belongs to you.
And that's it, that was all that
happened to us more or less.
What a fascinating story!
What we want is for you to see that
we are serious about changing our lives.
Well, now you've convinced me!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
However, they should
tell their probation officer.
How do you say he said?
This is Corneos' office.
It happens all the time.
This street is the main south,
the office you are looking
for is on the north main street.
Luck.
Good to know.
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Come in officer
night and correct the dog.
Do you copy?
Oh hey chief.
What?
No, no, no, no, no, oh hey.
Radio talk is Roger.
Roger, I thought this was the chief.
This is the chief.
Did you find Petey the cat?
Not right now.
Chief, we're
trying to find Petey the cat.
(screaming)
You're freaking dead.
(dog barking)
Oh, Greg, come on little buddy.
(dog barking)
(dog barking)
(dog barking)
(dog barking)
Thanks Greg little buddy.
Where are you Petey
the world's most evilest cat?
(dog barking)
Shucka, it's him.
Break the dog, hit the siren.
(dog barking)
(gun firing)
Greg, something happens to me.
Take care of my
girlfriend Alice, will ya?
(dog barking)
You know I got you buddy, bam.
(dog barking)
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Yes.
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(siren wailing)
(grunting)
Officer Knight, it's the chief.
Can you hear me?
Answer me.
(gun firing) Typical, typical.
Officer Knight here, we're on the roof
of the abandoned expendable warehouse.
Over and out.
So long suckas, won't
have to worry about you anymore.
What's he talking about?
It's a bomb.
See, Officer Knight is a
tough cop with kung fu skills,
but he's got no brains.
And Greg the dog is
smart, but his body is his weakness.
These guys are nothing.
Yeah, but what if
they combine their skills?
Well, I'll just
make sure that never happens.
These two are not
gonna ruin my evil plans
to take over the world.
What?
Can I have tomorrow off?
It's my mother's birthday.
You're fired.
There's a bomb up here.
Clear everyone out of the warehouse.
It's abandoned.
Then they have to leave.
There's no one here.
I don't care.
Get them out.
Where's the, uh.
Let's see, green means go.
Red means not ripe.
Unless it's an apple, red apple's ripe.
I guess red's usually ripe.
Unless it's a lemon.
Are there any red lemons?
(growling)
Green?
Oh, green, got it.
Wait, aren't dogs color blind?
(explosion)
(crowd cheering)
This is Sarah Haddow standing outside
the major hospital in town in the rain
without an umbrella.
That's how serious this is.
What will be the fate of
Officer Knight and Greg the Dog?
(explosion)
I'm sorry to say, Mr. Cop,
that your head is just no good anymore.
Bummer.
And your body is
no good either, Cop Doggy.
Oh.
(beeping)
Oh, I got an idea.
Oh, tell me nurse, what's your idea?
What if we sew the
dog's head onto the man's body?
Great idea and stuff.
This is Sarah Haddow reporting live
from the major hospital in town.
This just in, it stopped raining.
And doctors and nurses have
successfully saved Officer Knight
and Greg the Dog by creating.
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Dogman!
(cheering)
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This is Sarah Haddow again,
reporting on the
incredible saga of Dogman
who has shown himself to
be nothing less than a super cop.
With me now, the chief of police.
Chief, how has it been having a super cop
like Dogman on the force?
I mean, isn't he great?
He's done so much for
the citizens of this town,
don't you think?
He's made friends, he's solved crimes,
but did a mailman,
plays piano for the old folks,
and even pitched a
no-hitter at the charity softball game
for kids who got kicked out of class
and drew comics instead.
And he did all that in one day.
He's just Dogman Supercop.
Dogman Supercop?
Why is Dogman on the front page, Sarah?
Why do you never
report any of the good stuff
that I'm doing, huh Sarah?
If I'm gonna get
on a real network, Chief,
I gotta report the big stories,
and it's kind of a big story.
Well, guess what?
I'm a big story, Sarah.
What about that time I did the thing
that was big and
everybody was talking about it?
You know what I'm talking about.
I'd have to look that up.
Yeah, you gotta look it up.
Flip it.
What about Flip it?
Oh, what about
that time I caught Flip it?
That story's literally a dead fish.
A psychokinetic evil fish.
That's dead.
Sarah, please, look,
just give me one little story
for my mother.
Okay, she's dead too.
She has very good hearing.
(groans)
You drive me crazy, Sarah Haddow.
And it's not because I
might be secret in love with you.
What?
What?
I said get out!
Oh, come on, Zuzu.
(dog barks)
And no more of this.
Millie!
Where is Dogman anyway?
I don't know.
Well, find him.
(birds chirping)
(door creaks)
(dog barks)
(door creaks)
(crowd laughs)
Get back here, you!
(screams)
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Good boy!
That's a good boy.
(gun fires)
(dog barks)
(laughs)
Oh my gosh, you startled me!
Oh, I'm sorry, but the open
house isn't until this afternoon.
I gotta get this
place a little cleaned up.
The owner left so
fast with her new boyfriend.
Oh, and her new dog.
(dog barks)
So cute.
I love, love stories.
Her old boyfriend had a little accident.
Kaboom!
She's all like, "I'm not waiting around
for some half man, half dog."
(laughs)
What'd you know?
I get.
I mean, can you imagine?
(laughs)
I, well, you know.
Hey, are you looking for a house?
Here's a bunch of my listings.
Okay, now get along, little doggy man.
Dog man, whatever you are.
(gasps)
(dog barks)
Oh, oh, you want the both?
Oh, okay, I can do this.
Go again!
(dog barks)
(birds chirping)
(dog barks)
(car engine rumbles)
Hmm, tough day.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Yeah, Dog Man, I know how you feel.
Like a lawn chair in a hurricane.
Like a balloon in a porcupine farm.
Like a winning lottery
ticket that you forgot to sign
and lost somewhere
at the market and then,
Anthony was all,
"Where's that lottery ticket, Milly?"
And you're all,
"I'm the one who bought it!
Why are you yelling at me?
I'm not yelling."
And I'm all, "Okay, Captain Fogghorn."
(yells)
Jeez!
Kinda like that, right?
It's tough.
I tried to get rid
of those two ding-dongs
and instead, I made a super-
(dog barks)
(crash)
I gotta do
something to get rid of Dog Man.
You're going down, Dog Man.
Slow down.
Uh-oh, Dog Man, Dog Man, Dog.
(gasps)
I got it!
What do dogs hate?
Yeah, we're not doing this.
You fired me.
Oh yeah.
Wait, doesn't mean you can't answer.
Yeah, it does.
(car engine rumbles)
Vacuum cleaners!
Dogs hate vacuum cleaners!
I'll build a huge, high-tech,
massively expensive vacuum cleaner!
Yeah, okay, dogs also hate firecrackers
and they're like five bucks.
Well, who asked you?
Literally, you did, like 30 seconds ago.
BTW owe me a paycheck!
Evil villains don't write paychecks!
The gold coins you
gave me were chocolate!
You got what you deserve!
(screams)
Hmm.
Oh, please.
Nobody likes that Dog Man anyway.
Dog Man's here!
(groans)
Dog Man, get in here, now!
(laughs)
I don't like this!
(laughs)
Stop looking at me!
Hey, excuse me!
Stop, listen up!
You may get a lot
of attention around here
because you're smart and you do kung fu
and you have
visible stitches on your neck,
but you work for
me and you do what I say.
You understand?
The last thing I need
is you messing up, you got it?
I get enough grief from the mayor.
Petey the world's most evilest cat
escapes from jail all the time.
The mayor yelling at me
and making me look bad again
and I just, I just, I'm trying!
Dog Man, I'm trying, you know?
Huh.
(sighs)
Huh.
(sniffles)
(laughs)
Huh?
(crashes)
(screams)
Will you get out of here?
I'm gonna arrest Petey and I don't care
if I take the montage.
This is Sarah
Haroff bringing you the Dog Man
Arrests Petey montage,
here with my cameraman, Seamus.
Yes, that's right, Sarah.
But Petey isn't just
gonna wait around to get arrested,
he's going to fight back.
(yells)
Huh.
Petey's first
attack, a giant vacuum cleaner.
(dramatic music)
(engine revs)
(yells)
(screams)
Oh my, you don't
want a vacuum in the ocean.
Brock!
Cereal asleep?
Hey, no fair, I can't swim!
I'd say this approach sucks,
but that would be
some inappropriate language.
(yells)
(explosion)
(yells)
Hey, you saved me, I just got a save.
There go the handcuffs.
And there goes Petey.
Straight to cat jail.
Hey, Petey.
Shut it, big Jim.
Hey, big Jim.
Sorry I was mean.
Kinda.
Hey, let's play.
Okay.
(laughs)
So long suckers!
(laughs)
Petey escaped again.
Again?
Then Petey tried the make no bones 2000.
(laughs)
Brock!
There go the handcuffs.
And there goes Petey.
Straight to cat.
Hey, Petey, shut it!
Big Jim.
Check it out, the warden
gave me balloons for my birthday.
There you go, Mr. Whiskers.
Respect.
Here, Petey.
(laughs) Hey!
So long, suckers!
Petey escaped again.
Again?
Now we hit the
part where it all speeds up.
Right, you're off Sarah!
The love and allation 2000.
(explosion) There go the--
Straight to--
Escape!
Again!
Then Petey tried
the crate expectations 2000.
There goes the--
Straight to--
Escape!
Escape!
The butt sniffer 2000.
Ah, don't show that one.
(explosion) Well, good job, Dog Man.
Ha ha, funny.
(grunts)
Pet it out.
Stop it.
I said stop it.
(grunts)
Oh, all right, I get it, you wanna play.
Go get it!
I got you, you just hit your face.
Oh, Dog Man.
All right, that's it.
(grunts)
Oh, oh, Mayor.
Petey escaped again.
Again?
Again!
Yeah, that's why I
said again, again, yet again.
I have had it.
Dog Man has got to go.
What?
Listen, Mayor,
don't you think the problem
might be at cat jail?
Excuse me?
Are you saying my
brother is bad at running cat jail?
Your brother?
I want Dog Man off the Petey case
and I want Petey captured, guppies.
That's English for ASAP.
Wait, wait, wait, Mayor.
Dog Man is the champ of Catch and Petey.
That's not fair.
Oh, that's not fair?
That's not fair.
Here, call this number.
Life's not fair.
What?
Life's not fair.
What?
Dog Man is off the case.
Oh.
(gasps)
(gagging)
Just given something dumb to do.
Oh, I know, like your job.
Dog Man?
Oh no.
Sorry, Dog Man.
You're off the case.
You're my best cop.
We'll figure it out.
(somber music)
Oh.
(somber music)
(somber music)
(grunts)
(gasps)
(somber music)
Here at Lonesboro
She went up a well
He swam to the moon
To fly
The midnight train
Is flying in the cold
I'm standing by
I'm going to fly
The silence of a falling star
Lights up a purple sky
And as I wonder where you are
I'm so lonesome I could cry
Ooh
(laughs)
(crashing)
(laughs)
They'll never find me here.
(sighs)
This place is a mess.
Hello.
Ah!
Oh good, you're back.
Clean this place up.
Nah.
Luckily you fired me.
Just forgot my phone charger.
Fine, fine.
I could get anybody to work for me.
Ha!
The only person who
could stand working for you is you.
BG Dubs, you still owe me a paycheck?
Oh, I sent you your money.
Puka shells are not money.
Whatever!
The only person who
could stand working for you is you.
Wait.
Wait.
That's it!
I need someone who
thinks like me, who acts like me,
who has a wretched soul like me.
I need another me!
Air fryer, no.
Air fryer, no.
Air fryer, no.
Air fryer, air fryer, air fryer, no.
Air fryer.
(gasps)
Coaning machine!
(laughs)
Yes!
I can borrow some flowers
For all my names
Dog Man, this is the chief.
(dog barks)
Dog Man!
Look, I know you
want to be going after Petey,
but I got another job for you.
So get down here ASAP!
(gun fires) (dog barks)
Wait!
(dog barks)
All right, take that down to my mouth.
(grunts)
Why do you always got to lick the,
it's down in my mouth!
Listen up.
Do you remember Flippy the
fish you gave me for my birthday
that ate way to me
brain dust and got super smart
with psycho-canada power
and robbed all those pestoers
for their plastic
fish tank treasure chest
because he thought it was real money
and ended up
freezing to double the fish bowl
high up in the mountain
before you got to roll around
with him and crush him
because you like to roll around
with dead fish?
All right, good,
because I don't
think I can say that again.
Here he is, Flippy.
(evil laugh)
He's dead, okay?
I thought you got
that from my presentation.
(sighs)
Anyways, the geniuses at
the Super Awesome Science Center
over there want to study his dead brain
because of all the
mental powers and stuff.
So I want you to guard that fish.
Don't man, don't
man, no, no, stop, stop, stop.
(sad music)
How we gonna fix this?
We have rebuilt
Flippy with titanium bones
and made him into a
psycho-kinetic supermecha
but still dead Flippy that we can study
for his incredible brain powers.
Here's a video all
about it that my daughter made
for her fifth grade filmmaking class.
(upbeat music)
(laughs)
Cute.
All right, Dog Man.
Let's see what's next for you.
(laughs) The Make No Bones 2000 negative.
The Love of the
Delishah 2000, strike it through.
The Create Expectations 2000, X-Men.
The Butt Sniffer 2000.
(buzzer)
All right, what do we got?
(grunts)
(grunts)
(grunts)
I need a new idea.
And that concludes my presentation.
Let's see, any questions?
(sighs)
Let's see.
Yes, Sarah.
Sarah Hadoff here
from Live Breaking News Live.
Just one question, Doctor.
Isn't rebuilding a
psycho-kinetic evil fish dangerous?
Well, I suppose
Flippy could be extra dangerous
now that he is super amecca.
And psycho-kinetic?
And psycho-kinetic.
What?
But he couldn't come to
life unless someone stole him
and flew over the living spray factory
and dropped him in the smokestack
where he might
puncture a living spray gas tank
and be rendered alive.
What?
But who would do that?
Me!
Curly an idea, my
next plan to take down Dog Man.
You're a thin ice dog,
man, so don't mess this up.
Now sit.
Stay.
You only have one job to do.
Keep your eyes on those monitors.
So if somebody breaks
out your favorite chew toy
and waves it around,
you, you look at the monitor.
And if somebody has a
juicy and delicious treat,
you're not gonna look at it.
You, you look at the monitor.
And if somebody just happens to have
an eastern gray squirrel, you,
(dog barking)
Stop, don't let this sit here!
And don't mess this
up or you'll lose your job.
Huh?
(dog howling)
(beeping)
(buzzing)
True.
(suspenseful music)
Dog Man, we heard the alarm.
(dog barking)
Petey.
(dog barking)
(dog barking)
Brilliant.
Uh, Seamus, are you sure about that?
Oh, excuse me, Mr. Honisera.
How hard can it be?
Okay, that's left.
Ah, here we go.
(suspenseful music)
(dog barking)
(dog barking)
(laughing)
(dog barking)
Don't mess this up
or you'll lose your job.
Dog Man, I just heard Flippy was stolen.
Great, you managed
to disappoint me, the mayor,
and the scientist over
at the Super Also Science Center
over there.
Did you see the
perpetrator who stole that fish?
(laughing)
Once I've reprogrammed this fish,
(grunting)
he'll take care of Dog Man for me.
We just crank up the evil power.
(suspenseful music)
Evil is maxed out.
(laughing)
You're a bad fish, my friend.
Let's get more
specific with all that evil.
Destroy Dog Man.
No, no, wait, wait, wait.
Destroy all doogers.
Yes, destroy all doogers.
(laughing)
(camera clicking)
Huh?
My cloning machine!
Oh, Jimus, you're holding a set up.
How hard can it be?
(laughing)
Pretty funny, Dog
Man, but we don't have time.
(dog barking)
It's Petey, it's Petey.
It's Petey, you foul Petey, good dog.
Not now, Millie!
Gene, who's around to help out?
Everybody's busy, Chief.
It's quiet, like a frozen lake in winter.
Like dinnertime on the moon.
Like when Anthony
fell asleep on his fishing boat
and yells to the dog,
"Why did you untie my boat?"
And I'm like, "Me?
"It's not my fault you
can't tie a knot, Captain Stubing."
And I'm all like--
Okay, okay.
(grunting)
(suspenseful music)
Help has arrived.
Step one, insert DNA into the DNA shoot.
Step two, press start button.
(laughing)
Step three, open
door to retrieve your clone.
(laughing) (suspenseful music)
What?
Step four, wait 18 years
for your clone to reach adulthood?
What?
18 years?
No!
If you make a
mistake, hit the undo button.
Sold separately, sold separately?
No!
Phew, Papa?
What?
Huh?
Ah!
Papa!
Who are you talking to?
Papa.
Papa?
No, I am not your Papa.
You are my clone.
(crying)
I want my whisker back.
(whisker whirring)
I want my bunny back.
(whisker whirring)
I want my life back!
Look, doll man, the man will have a cow
if she knows about this, but.
Check this out.
If Petey's got the
fish, and you going for the fish,
and you just might
accidentally on purpose,
but it didn't mean to,
but it just went down that way,
catch Petey?
You find the fish, you find the cat.
(growling) I mean,
what's the man gonna say?
That's not fair?
Life's not fair.
(laughing)
Right?
Hey, no man, stop,
stop, stop, stop, stop.
Look, doll man, look.
Are you ready?
Good.
Let's do this.
Okay, listen up.
You're my clone, which
means evil runs through your veins.
Okay.
You're destined to be a villain.
Ooh, is that fun?
So much fun.
Yay!
Of course, fun, surrounded by, you know,
miserable suffering,
loneliness, and like, zero appreciation.
I mean, zero.
(laughing)
Do you even know what I'm saying?
No, but it sounds fun.
I wanna be miserable too.
Good, that's the spirit.
Now I gotta go do something.
You stay put.
Why?
Because you can't come.
Why?
Because you're in this
business and you're not ready yet.
Why?
(groaning) I said you can't go.
Why?
Oh, fine, but no talking.
Do you have a car seat?
A what?
A kid's car seat.
You're a clone cat
sitting on a flying mechanical bug.
They don't make a car seat for that.
Okay, Papa.
Stop calling me Papa.
Okay.
Papa.
I made you a book.
Cut.
Will you just hold on a bit quiet?
I need to go potty.
Why?
Because I need to.
No, that why.
I know why.
Jeez, just hold it.
(dramatic music)
There it is, the living spray factory.
Just a little closer.
(toy squeaking)
(laughing)
Ooh, what do these buttons do?
Pretty.
Don't touch any.
(toy squeaking)
(screaming)
(screaming)
You almost got me killed.
(screaming)
Oh no!
Ah, it stopped.
Oh great, look what you did.
It went down the wrong pipe and it stuck.
What is with you?
I'm miserable.
Look, I don't need a kid.
I didn't ask for a kid.
I don't want a kid.
I got my own stuff
to do and it's important.
And when I say don't touch that button.
(screaming)
Shh.
Shh.
Never pet.
Shh.
If you gonna catch that cat.
(laughing)
You gonna need my special gear.
All right, come on, get in.
Come here.
(growling)
(upbeat music)
Oh yeah.
Okay, you put the little
part this in, right up to your eyes
and then the stuff that's
far away will look really big.
Yeah, you get it.
All right kid, get in.
Whoa.
Just get in.
We're gonna play a little game.
Ooh, I hope it's miserable.
It's called the new home game.
This is just for pretend, right?
Of course.
Ooh, a free kitty.
How much does it cost?
Free.
But I only have a dollar.
A dollar.
Can I get change?
Thank you.
What's your name?
He doesn't have one.
Yes I do, I'm little PB.
I think I'll call you Snowball.
I think I'll call you Poopled.
What?
How rude.
Here's your money back.
I gotta go potty.
Again?
I didn't go last time.
Wait, maybe I did.
No, I still got one.
What's wrong with people?
How much is a free kitty?
I don't know, maybe it's free?
I mean, it says it right on the box.
Hey, little cat?
Uh, little dude?
(suspenseful music)
(laughing)
Papa?
Papa?
Papa!
Papa?
(suspenseful music)
Papa?
Papa?
(water splashing)
(dog barking)
(suspenseful music)
Don't worry, it'll be okay.
(dog barking)
Goodnight, little crate.
Don't be afraid.
(suspenseful music)
(dog barking)
(suspenseful music)
(dog barking)
(dog barking)
(suspenseful music)
(dog barking)
(dog barking)
(suspenseful music)
(suspenseful music)
Is that your house?
Wow, it looks bigger on the inside.
Is this where you sleep?
(suspenseful music)
Give me a story.
(dog growling)
(dog barking)
(dog barking)
(suspenseful music)
(laughing)
Solve that problem.
No more little kid.
So now we can get
back to destroying Dog Man.
Huh?
Papa and me by little Petey.
All right.
To Papa.
Papa and me are in the air.
It rained and Papa
and me went into the lab.
Look at Papa's new invention.
(suspenseful music)
Papa and me think the same thing.
Ugh.
(suspenseful music)
(dog barking)
(gagging)
(suspenseful music)
(giggling)
(suspenseful music)
(giggling)
(suspenseful music)
Oh, Dog Man's got a friend.
(suspenseful music)
(giggling)
(giggling)
(suspenseful music)
(dog barking)
(suspenseful music)
(phone ringing)
Dog Man, it's the chief.
Who still has an answer machine?
What is going on with Petey?
Get back at me.
It's important.
Don't forget what's important.
(suspenseful music)
(phone ringing)
Janet, Janet, what's that noise?
Grassher's building in the tanks.
Something's coming,
you're not a smokestack.
What?
(gasping)
(screaming)
Gotcha.
Ugh, serialously?
What?
Huh? Huh?
(suspenseful music)
That was it.
(suspenseful music) (phone ringing)
(gasping)
(suspenseful music)
Ha ha ha ha, at last.
Hmm.
(grunting)
Oh, right.
(bell ringing)
(suspenseful music)
Yes, my 80 hexadron
droid former god is complete.
Ha ha ha.
Hello.
Ah!
Ugh, you're back.
Finally came to your senses.
No, I came to annoy you.
Behold.
What?
I don't, so what?
Dogman?
What?
Dogman?
(grunting)
Ha ha ha ha.
Ah.
Oh yeah, you still owe me.
I paid you.
Bottle caps are not money.
(door slamming)
Ugh, my clone with Dogman?
(grunting)
Oh, change of plans.
I need you to scan this
and find the kid who made it.
(suspenseful music)
(door creaking)
Well, unbelievable.
Ugh!
Well, don't just stand there.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, get him.
(suspenseful music)
(beeping)
(suspenseful music)
Oh, hi, Papa.
(grunting) What you doing?
Getting you out of here is what?
How'd you find me?
That's ADHD.
You can find anybody.
Come on. Hey, Papa,
look at those cute flowers.
Those are weeds.
Oh.
Hey, Papa, look at the pretty river.
It's polluted.
Oh.
Hey, Papa, look at all the twinkly stars.
Hey, you're standing in mud.
(giggling) Jesus, that
Dogman's got you thinking the whole world
is just rainbows
and unicorns and lollipops.
Ooh, lollipops.
Hey, what about Dogman?
Oh, don't you worry.
I got a special
plan to take care of Dogman.
The squirrel shooter, 2000.
Fun.
Dogman likes to chase squirrels.
Yeah, I'm kind of counting on that.
(suspenseful music)
(gunshot)
(gunshot)
(gunshot)
(splashing)
(suspenseful music)
Time for bed.
(whimpering)
(snoring)
(whimpering)
(whimpering)
(door opening)
(door closing)
This is my room.
(suspenseful music)
And this is yours.
(suspenseful music)
I'm sleeping with you.
No, you're not.
Yes, I am.
No, you're not.
Yes, I am.
No, you're not.
Yes, I am.
Ugh, you're not
sleeping with me and that's fine.
(grunting)
(grunting)
Yes, I am.
(grunting)
Mm.
(sighing)
Look, I, I want to give
you the support and guidance
you need to be mean
and rotten-hearted like me.
When I was a kid, my
pop didn't do anything for me.
He got a truck, he took all our stuff,
and then he left me and my mom all alone.
He did?
Yep, I never saw him again.
(humming)
How come I made
you, but you're not like me?
Maybe I am, but you
just don't like that part.
(grunting)
Oh, I know.
Let's go find your papa.
Maybe he's changed, maybe he's sorry.
Look, I know you
think everybody is a good guy
deep down inside,
but that's just not reality.
The world's a horrible place.
It's mostly misery
and selfishness out there.
That's reality.
I'm sleeping with you.
No, you're not. No,
you're not. I'm sleeping with you.
No, you're--
(snoring)
Hmm?
(grunting)
(suspenseful music)
(grunting)
(grunting)
(suspenseful music)
(grunting)
(grunting)
(grunting) (suspenseful music)
(grunting) (grunting) (grunting)
(grunting)
(grunting)
(suspenseful music)
Sarah, Sarah, Sarah.
(suspenseful music)
(crashing)
(grunting)
(giggling)
(suspenseful music)
(squeaking)
(squeaking)
When you find my
grandpa, bring him back here, okay?
(crashing)
(crashing)
(crashing)
(suspenseful music)
(birds chirping)
(suspenseful music)
(howling)
(suspenseful music)
(knocking)
(knocking)
(phone ringing)
Hey, Dogman.
(howling)
How's it going?
(barking)
I'll be right over.
(barking)
Dogman, what happened?
(suspenseful music)
(humming)
(humming)
Yes, Sarah Hadoff here,
reporting live from Dogman's house.
Have you seen this cat?
He disappeared overnight.
Dogman, wait, wait up!
(howling)
(howling)
Where, oh, where
has this little cat gone?
Where would you find a little kitty?
(barking) Oh, of course.
(howling)
Yarn, yurt.
(barking)
(howling)
(barking)
(howling) (barking)
Nice and cheesy?
Good idea.
(barking)
Nothing?
(barking)
What about the indifference shock?
Go away or not, I don't care.
Chucky things you chuck.
Laser pointer palace.
Cozy cat carpet club.
Kimball McNibble.
Hot ten work.
(barking)
(suspenseful music)
(gasping)
(clearing throat)
We've checked all over town.
We've found nothing.
Well, except in the sandbox.
Ew.
So if you see this cat,
please return him to Dogman.
My clone?
Return him to Dogman?
Ha!
Well, you can't return him to Dogman
if there is no Dogman.
(laughing)
Doorbell.
Hmm?
(door creaking)
(door creaking)
(suspenseful music) Okay.
(grunting)
(grunting)
(suspenseful music) You make my way.
Put me down, you nincompoopzicle.
(grunting)
(gasping)
(grunting)
(sniffing)
I'm...
Petey?
I'm not Petey.
I'm Little Petey.
Your grandson.
You got a lot of nose hairs.
Wha?
Well, you got a
hair like a water buffalo.
(laughing)
Dad?
Huh?
(suspenseful music)
Son?
Is...
Is all this yours?
Yeah?
Well, don't quit your day job.
Say, what do you got to do?
Say, what do you got to eat around here?
Huh?
Where's the food in this dump?
(dishes clanking) He
shouldn't put the dishes up so high.
Why did you bring him here?
Ugh.
I'm sorry, Papa.
I just wanted you to have your Papa back.
My Papa?
My Pa?
That guy abandoned me.
Do you have any
idea what that feels like?
Yes.
(suspenseful music)
And I forgave you.
(suspenseful music)
Where do you keep the air fryer?
(dishes clanking) Oh, that one hit me.
You think someone stole this thing,
flew over the living spray factory,
and dropped him into not a smokestack,
hoping he would come to life?
Like that would ever happen.
Chalk it.
Hey, two points.
(dishes clanking)
Denied.
Oh, yeah.
(dishes clanking)
Dude.
(laughing)
(dishes clanking)
(dishes clanking)
(dishes clanking)
Somebody spray.
Spray.
No, no.
(dishes clanking)
(dishes clanking)
(dishes clanking)
(dishes clanking)
(dishes clanking)
oh, the living
spray brought me back to life.
We do, we're living it.
(laughing)
The entire factory's coming to life.
Come on.
Arise my beastly building, arise.
Yes, come on.
Umar Gama.
Come on, get up, get up.
Are you with me building?
Umar Gama.
What is that, is that a yes or?
Umar Gama.
Okay then, let us.
Destroy all computers.
(laughing)
I'm gonna get you
once and for all, Dog Man.
You love squirrels so much, fetch this.
Hey, Papa.
Ah!
Where you going, Papa?
Oh, I am gonna go get some milk.
But we have lots of milk.
Yeah, except your milk
decided to spill all over the floor.
Oh.
Let me guess, you're the smart one
and he's the mooch
riding on your coattails.
Why don't you mind your own beeswax, Dad?
What are you gonna
do, cry like in the old days?
Wah, wah, wah.
(snoring)
You shouldn't say that, Grandpa.
Why, what do you care?
He's my Papa, I love him.
Love, like I feel something.
Love isn't just
something you feel, Grandpa.
Love is something you do.
All right, all right, all right.
I didn't ask for
your life story jabber jaw.
Everybody around here is
just a big, big, big, big, big.
Look, I gotta do something.
You stay here with ADHD.
Mm, but--
Do not leave, do not follow.
I gotta do what I gotta do.
Get milk.
Right, right, milk.
I'm a cat.
Milk.
(dramatic music)
Little Petey!
Little Petey.
Mm.
Mm.
Dog man, are you okay?
(sighing)
Come on, we've gotta keep going.
Look, I know you're sad.
You feel like you've lost a lot.
When I was a kid, I lost someone too.
My gerbil.
Colonel Kurtz.
It was really hard for me.
I missed his sharp, tiny teeth,
and his sad little Petey eyes.
But I learned something.
But I learned something really important.
Gerbles can be mean.
(laughing)
And you've got to keep going.
That's right, we're gonna keep going.
(horn honking)
Oh, dog man!
(laughing)
Oh, I mean keep going.
Oh wait, seriously, keep going.
Shavis!
Dog man!
(dog barking)
Ha ha, at last, the final showdown.
(growling)
Oh, do you like chasing squirrels?
Do ya, huh, squirrels?
(barking)
Okay, here it comes.
Stop that, no!
(exploding) For the love of beak!
Mechanical exploding squirrels?
How evil can one cat be?
Pretty evil.
(laughing)
Buckle up!
Oh, do gooders.
Where are you?
Do gooders.
(yelling)
(yelling)
They're up on that giant euro!
Yeah, it's a cheese steak!
This is Sarah
Haddell, downtown where dog man--
Dog man?
Has successfully
caught up with Pity the Cat.
After a wild chase
ending in a giant euro--
It's a cheese steak!
Correction, cheese steak.
Huh?
Dog man may finally
have a chance to make the arrest
and keep his job.
Oh, really?
Last chance, dog man.
What?
Stuck in cheese steak?
Rats.
Rats!
Rats!
Well, it looks like
dog man has just cornered Pity,
the world's most evilest cat.
Dog man!
Little Pity.
(barking)
What are you doing with my papa?
How did you not put
that one together, dog man?
Huh?
What you gonna do,
arrest me in front of my clone?
Or, uh, my child?
Your little buddy?
It's an incredible twist here downtown.
Little Pity is actually Pity's son,
and a coincidence so
obvious it's not really a coincidence.
What's dog man to do?
Arrest him!
Arrest him!
Let him go!
No, wait, arrest him!
I miss him.
Come on, let me go.
He ditched you for me.
No, I didn't.
Dog man, I am your friend.
Really?
You can't be friends with this.
This.
Do-gooder?
Do-gooder?
What?
Someone say, "Do-gooder?"
Flippy?
Flippy!
Ha!
My plan worked!
Do-gooder!
And you brought a friend!
Oh, you're in for it now, dog man.
Because I programmed
that fish to destroy do-gooders.
Destroy all do-gooders.
Say bye-bye, dog man!
What?
Whoa, wait, wait, what are you doing?
No, Flippy!
Dog man?
Oh no, purple?
No, no, no, no, no, no!
No, not Lokee-Dee!
Papa!
Okay, no!
Dog man!
Lokee-Dee!
Oh no, dog man!
(dog barking)
(dog growling)
Dog man!
Come on!
Dog man, listen, we can
go after Little Petey together.
I programmed Flippy
to destroy all do-gooders,
and I'm no do-gooder.
You need me!
Look, you can arrest me later, I promise.
Hmm?
Partners?
Hmm?
(screaming)
Kill dog, evil cat
We can get the hell down
Up and run
In color.
Oh, what was that?
(growling)
(screaming)
Oh, great!
That was supposed
to beat a giant building?
What's the toughest,
scariest thing we could fight them off?
(dog barking)
A mailman?
Seriously?
Wait, I got it!
Come on!
Yeah, yeah, here's a montage
It's so fast, I
can't even enjoy your water
This is the end
What's being down?
Put me down.
I can destroy you
right now, but idea, brilliant.
You might be a
rather effective piece of bait
for the other do-gooders.
Let's see if they can find you
before the ticking
clock runs out, shall we?
What happens then?
Ah, uh, well, nothing,
if I'm being totally honest.
I just thought we
needed the ticking clock.
My bad.
Right, so now we simply wait for a--
Special delivery!
From the Mecha Mailman 2000!
What?
Hit it, Dog Man!
Now hand over that little cat.
Oh, okay, no.
Now, my beastly
building, arise and attack!
You're my Dog-O!
Whoa!
Slippy is on a rampage,
and it looks like
he's getting a lot of help.
Millie, we have an emergency!
I have some toilet
paper in the closet, Chief!
Not that, but good to know.
Yes.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Not the suitcase!
Papa, help!
Little Petey, get
away from him, you fish!
He's free!
Run, Little Petey, run, run!
(roaring)
(roaring)
Goobagaba!
Hey, I can see my house from here!
Goobagaba!
Large buildings are coming
to life and destroying the city!
(roaring)
(screaming)
Everyone needs to clear out!
It is not safe here!
That means you, sir!
What?
And I'm not just saying
that because I'm in love with you!
You just said that on live TV!
No.
All right, fine!
I'm in love with you, Sarah Haddow!
I said it!
Now get out of here!
If you think I'm
leaving, the biggest story of my life,
you're an even bigger
idiot than the one I'm in love with!
You just said that on live TV!
Ugh, fine!
Fine!
Fine!
Fine!
(roaring)
And now, my beautiful army, destroy them!
Goobagaba,
goobagaba, goobagaba, goobagaba!
(roaring)
(roaring)
Oh no!
(screaming) Oh, oh!
Grandpa, Pop is in trouble!
Oh, I'll get right on that.
ADHD, Pop is in trouble!
Cool!
Oopsies!
(screaming)
(crashing)
Looks bad, Dogman.
We've only been
partners for like six minutes,
but it's been real.
I've matured and I respect you.
Even if I'm only
saying that for dramatic impact,
that I'm actually
still evil and rotten inside.
Dogman?
Dogman.
(gasping)
(grunting)
Not my mouth!
Petey, look.
Hold on, hold on.
I know you need to arrest
me for escaping from cat jail,
but there are
buildings causing mayhem out there.
They're destroying the city.
Things can't possibly get any worse.
Chief, turns out we
actually are out of toilet paper.
(gasping) (screaming)
(roaring)
(crashing)
We're trapped!
(roaring)
(laughing)
(grunting)
What?
(gulping)
Good dog!
(grunting)
Don't stop.
That's not right now.
(roaring)
Yes, finish them!
(laughing)
Everyone, follow Dogman.
Me first.
(roaring)
Oh, we got a cave in back here.
(roaring)
Ah, run!
(roaring)
Climb up, come on!
(grunting)
(roaring)
(laughing)
Leave my papa alone!
(grunting)
Hi papa.
No, Lupini, no!
What the, who's that?
Robocop!
Flippy-coy-ay, Flippy-flipper.
Ah!
Yeah!
(grunting)
Flippy-cobble!
(crashing)
Whoa!
(crashing)
(roaring)
(screaming)
No, you can't escape
me, you slippery little cubby!
Oh, do goodness!
Lupini!
Ah, Dogman?
Papa!
Oh, Robocop!
Huh?
Come out and play!
Everybody clear out!
You'll never get away, Robocop!
Come on, let's go!
I'll hunt you down to my last breath!
What are you waiting for?
I'll never stop
till you're dead, Robocop!
You better run, papa, it's me he wants.
Robocop!
Oh, Robocop!
Take him, Dogman.
I'll create a
distraction and stall the fish.
Papa, wait!
Lupini, if something happens to me,
just try to be evil and
stuff and do the wrong thing for me.
Robocop!
But Papa, Flippy's gonna destroy you!
I'll be okay, kid,
he's only after do-gooders.
And I'm no do-gooder.
(laughing)
(screaming)
Robocop, there you are!
Go on, get out!
I want all you losers out of here now!
Let's take over here.
Wow, if it isn't the mighty Robocop.
Oh, oh, you're
much cuter from a distance.
Can I say that, do you mind?
Because up close,
you kind of look old and sad,
and like you might
have unresolved daddy issues.
Oh, daddy, did you love me?
No, he didn't!
Oh well, come along now, time to die.
Papa.
Well, that's out of our hands,
nothing we can do about it.
(barking) Good idea.
Wait, what?
(laughing)
Now, how should I get rid of this guy?
Tarpets?
Too slow and boring.
Explosives and things.
No, too fast, the pedestrian.
(gasping)
You, Robocop, are going in that volcano.
Then, I'll take care of
all you tough do-gooder friends.
Elsa!
(laughing)
You're right, Dog Man,
there's always something you can do.
Huh?
(dramatic music)
Wait a minute, I'm so confused.
About what?
Look, Dog Man and Petey say Look Petey,
and then Little
Petey say Dog Man and Petey,
and then Petey say
Look Petey, and Dog Man,
and now Dog Man and
Little Petey are saving Petey.
I got one question.
Who's the hero?
All of them, Chief.
All of them.
(dramatic music)
This is how it's gonna work.
As soon as he reaches 10,000 feet,
he drops into the volcano.
(laughing)
Brilliant.
(barking)
(groaning)
(dramatic music)
(dramatic music)
(groaning)
(groaning)
(groaning)
(barking)
What you doing?
Well, I'm very busy
destroying this Robo Cat, actually.
Why?
Because he's a jerk.
Why?
Because he's trying to stop me.
Why?
Because I want to destroy the city.
Why?
Because I want to.
Why?
Because, all right?
Because I was, I was mad.
Why?
Because, because
no one likes me, do they?
Why?
I don't know.
You tell me.
No one's ever liked me.
Even though when I was in the school,
all the other people were
like, "Oh, I'm not gonna do
this." Oh, all the other
fish, they used to call me
fatty fish face.
Imagine that.
Fatty fish face.
(whimpering)
Maybe Flippy.
Maybe you just need a friend.
Oh yeah.
I got something that'll cheer you up.
What's that?
Your manifesto?
I made you a book.
Do you want to read it?
(groaning)
Yeah, okay.
Sure.
(groaning)
Flippy and me flew up to a star.
They had a swing
set, so we swinged on it.
I fell off, but Flippy saved me.
Flippy and me went under the sea.
Then we ate five soups.
The end.
Did you like it?
(whimpering)
Oh, you poor little thing.
(whimpering)
Oh no, my powers, my
evil powers, they're fading.
Isn't that good?
Not for Robo Cat.
No, no, wait, don't!
Oh no!
Don't, man!
Don't, man!
(screaming)
(whimpering)
(somber music)
(whimpering)
(crashing)
(gasping)
(screaming)
(screaming)
(whimpering)
(dramatic music)
Good job, ADHD.
Ah, gah, there.
Papa!
Whoa, Petey!
(whimpering)
There they are, step on it!
(screaming)
This is Sarah Hadoff on the scene
and there's a chief
arrests Flippy the Fish.
Oh.
Flippy the Fish, I hereby arrest you
for the following things.
Yeah, yeah, no need
to list it all, I'm familiar.
Hey, chief, smile.
Oh.
Well done, Dog Man, you did it!
Well, go on and arrest him.
Dog Man, what are you--
Whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you doing?
The governor saw the whole thing.
Petey's been
pardoned for being a do-gooder.
Wait, serialously?
And I'm not just saying that
because it's an election year.
(laughing)
Where are the cameras?
Okay, well, Petey,
looks like you turned out
to be a do-gooder after all.
Do-gooder?
Can it, Fish?
He's a do-gooder!
All right, stop,
stop calling me a do-gooder.
I'm not, see?
I'm mean, I'm
selfish, and I just want everything
for myself, which includes little Petey.
Come on, little Petey.
Okay, Papa.
Well, this is goodbye.
Say goodbye.
Goodbye, Dog Man.
(somber music)
Hmm.
Well, hey, how about a celebration, huh?
Let's all go back to the station,
completely ignoring the
fact that half the city is destroyed.
(tires screeching) Come on, Boo.
Hey, that's Grandpa.
Whoa!
(screaming)
What?
Where's he going?
Where'd he get that truck?
Beats me.
Where's all our stuff?
Not again.
He took everything,
but he didn't want my comics?
Kid, it's not you.
Some people just won't change.
Undo?
Never.
Let's go.
We can't stay here.
You were right, Papa.
About what?
The world.
It's nothing but mud puddles,
and pollution,
and weeds.
Look, even the weeds are dying.
Hmm.
Hey, Kid.
What?
Look up.
You wanna know something, Kid?
What, Papa?
This world has a lot of problems,
but it can never be a horrible place,
because you're in it.
Hey, Papa?
So is Dog Man.
(piano music)
(knocking)
Hey, Dog Man.
Look, I know we're arch-rivals and all,
but I was thinking.
Maybe Little Petey
could stay with you sometimes?
Raph, raph.
(gasping)
Hey!
Oh yeah, we got you something.
(giggling)
Not the mouth!
(barking)
Get off before I change my mind!
Come on, Papa.
Let's have some fun.
Nah, you guys go ahead.
I'm gonna go back to the lab,
and start over, I guess.
But--
I'll be fine.
Night.
(panting)
Love is a bird
(barking)
And everything
Is not something you hold
Is not something you scream
When you show me love
I don't need your word
(barking) Yeah, love ain't a thing
Love is a thing
Everybody help!
(howling)
(howling)
Love ain't a thing
Love is a thing
We woo, we woo, we woo
Everybody look out!
There's one more building on the loose!
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Goodnight, Gaga.
Hey!
(upbeat music)
Wow, I feel good
Super fly, super good
Shoulda, coulda, knew I would
Super fly, super fresh
That's your mama, she's impressed
Super fly, super calm
Super mean, super nice
Nice, super clean
Yeah, you know we're so good
Yeah, we're always so good
So good, baby
So locked in at the key, y'all
Hey, in my belly, I'm free to lay
Crispy, gaunt, creme brulee, rare
Like a T-bone steak, I'm good, mm-hmm
I'm good, I'm good, uh-uh-uh-uh
I'm great, I'm great
I'm better than okay
I'm like, ooh
Sometimes it takes two
Never lackin' anything we do
That's my crew, I got it
You got it, we got it
Yeah, you know we're so good
Yeah, we're always so good
So good, baby
Super fly, super good
Shoulda, coulda, knew I would
Super fly, super fresh
That's your mama, she's impressed
Super fly, super cold
Super neat, super nice
Nice, super clean
Yeah, you know we're so good
Yeah, we're always so good
Hey
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