Don't F with Mary Jane (2026) Movie Script
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
You're doing it?
- Oh, yeah.
- That's right.
Feel it.
Get in there.
Okay. All right.
There you go.
You're doing it.
Okay. Oh, oh.
I just can't believe this.
I finally met the
man of my dreams.
I know he's the one.
God. Put me through hell with
all those men in my past.
So I would be ready
for my Johnny.
Look at me.
Tell me you love me.
Oh, what?
Tell me you love me.
Baby I.
I. Oh!
Oh. Yes yes yes yes yes.
You are the best.
Yeah.
Yeah Mamacita.
You want to know something?
Sure.
No man's ever made me
get off like that before.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
What can I say, baby?
I'm the goat.
I think I'm ready for you
to meet my mother.
Really?
Yeah. Don't you want to meet
the woman who brought me into
this world?
I saw you two
didn't really speak.
Well, maybe it's time we try.
What do you say?
Sure.
I want to take a shower.
You want some company?
Nope.
I gotta take a shit too.
Ew.
Oh.
He's such a man.
Oh.
Girl,
this is your shirt now.
Yes. I will marry you.
Johnny Edwards.
Mary Jane Edwards.
Six messages from Chris.
Hey, baby.
When are you coming over?
Mama misses your big, fat cock.
You two timing motherfucker.
You were fast asleep
When you been talking to me
You say I'm so crazy
Damn Mary Jane. I'm showering.
What the fuck are you doing?
You told me you loved me.
I do love you.
You lying piece of shit!
Where did you even get this gun?
Don't try to change the subject.
No. No, baby.
No. Okay, I'm not trying.
I'm just saying I didn't know
you owned this gun.
That's all.
Who's Chris?
Chris.
Who are you talking about?
Chris is my.
My my my my What?
My homeboy.
Okay. Chris is my homeboy.
You know Chris.
Yeah.
Okay. So when the fuck did your
homeboy start calling you mommy?
Okay.
I think Samantha called me.
Ah! Fuck!
Fuck, Mary Jane!
You're no different
from the rest.
Ah, shit.
Baby.
She's nobody.
She's just a good fuck.
Fuck you!
- Wait, wait, wait.
- What?
I thought I was meeting mom.
Fuck that bitch!
You know, she don't
give a damn about me!
Wait wait wait wait wait.
What?
You take my breath away.
Oh.
I take your breath away.
Perfect choice of words.
Come what may
And come what might
All is gonna be all right
We dance
Through the sunshine
Through the rain
We dance
It's a joy I can't explain
And if you really want to
You can join our mind
Oh, we'll dance
Through the sunshine
Through the rain
We dance
Through the sunshine
Through the rain
We dance
It's a joy I can't explain
We dance
Mary Jane.
What have you done?
Stop staring at me.
You've killed the fucker.
Ew.
Maybe he'll
wake up and forgive me.
Oh, God.
Bitch, he livin la vida nunca.
Livin la vida no mas.
Livin la vida no bueno.
God damn it! He dead!
Shit! You done killed him.
You done killed him.
He didn't even kill the pussy.
And you killed him.
Okay,
let's do this.
Ew.
Um. Um.
Oh. Oh.
Okay.
Oh.
Damn!
Shit!
I probably shouldn't have
fed you before I did this.
Fat ass!
Stupid muscles.
I don't like you enough
for this shit.
Hey!
Hey! Are you alive?
Okay, good.
Okay. Just stay in here.
You'll be fine for now.
Just don't wake up.
And I won't have any problems.
Shit.
Damnit Johnny.
There is so much blood.
It's scary.
If you're gonna come back again,
I'm kicking your ass.
This is not working.
Fuck it.
It's your shit now, girl.
Oh, girl,
you've done all
you can do today.
It's your best work.
This is not the way I
thought my day was gonna end.
Oh, fuck it.
Towel. Taking a
bath at my house.
Bitch, snap the fuck out of it.
But
when it was good, it was good.
Maybe he was going to
end things with her.
Girl,
he was showering.
And most likely he was going
to tell you he was going home.
But you know damn well he
was going to her crib after.
But I know he loved me.
Yeah,
and Cassie didn't eat
Diddy's butthole.
Shut the fuck up.
What, are you, stupid?
Yeah. You're right.
He was never going to change.
They never do.
That a girl.
Now you're learning.
Hey, Stevie.
I'm gonna come in tonight.
Is that cool?
Bet. Okay.
See you then.
They'll never know.
They'll never know.
Oh, fuck.
Yeah. You going on the first 48?
Shit.
He's alive.
Girl, what made you come
in the club tonight?
Oh.
I needed to escape, bitch.
You too, huh?
I had to kick Greg out today.
Cheating bastard!
I caught him screwing
his cousin in my bed.
Are you serious?
First or second?
Bitch doesn't matter
which cousin it was.
My bad.
Oh, yeah.
Donny. No touching.
We done had this talk.
Oh, baby girl, you got
me turned on so hard.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Kim, I'm so done with men.
Bitch. You say that
every other week.
Oh, it's hitting now.
You want some?
You know damn well I
don't play with that.
You're so lame.
She only does the
devil's lettuce.
I am telling you
that I hate men.
Join the club, bitch.
I think we should do
something about it.
Preach. Honey.
Let me tell you what I'm
going to do about it.
I'm going to invite
all my exes over.
Ooh, a gang bang.
That's hot.
Let me find out you into
that kinky shit.
No, you dumb bitch.
One at a time.
I'm only one woman.
I can take a train.
Oh, yeah?
And, Kim, if they
haven't changed one bit.
I'm gonna kill him.
Yes, bitch!
I'm not crazy.
I'm just tired of being hurt.
Nobody fucks with Mary Jane,
any more.
Oh, hey.
Hey. No, no, don't don't.
Oh, Richie, you know the rules.
I'm clocking out.
Clocking out?
Yeah, go ahead and pay me.
You had an amazing time.
It was wild.
I was all over the place.
Flips, flails, flailing out.
Woo! Kicks, splits.
Money, baby money.
Pay me.
I don't do nothing for free.
You should have saw that
act I just did for you.
The twerking was out of control.
I should be in a music video.
This is ridiculous.
No, girl.
I did all kinds of things.
Bye.
See you later, girl.
When I tell you, baby.
I had him thinking.
I did all the things.
I told him.
I was dropping it, popping
it, doing it like I was like.
I know that's right.
Well, I'll see you Friday, girl.
Let me get out of here, okay?
Okay. See you later, Angel.
Hey, mom.
It's me.
I was just calling to
see how you were doing.
I didn't hear from
you last week.
Even tho it's my birthday.
I know you're really busy.
I just was
calling to remind you.
Um, okay.
Well, I'd love to see you.
All right.
Bye.
Hey, mom.
Yeah. I'm good.
No. Don't worry.
Yeah, I'm fine, I promise.
Yeah, I know, I know, I'm
lucky to have her by my side.
She's helped me a lot.
Okay. And that's why I love you.
Okay. I'll tell her you said hi.
I love you, too, mom.
Bye.
Jake. I'm home.
He hasn't taken any
of his pills all week.
Jake.
Hey.
Everything okay?
Yeah. Everything's fine.
So I was thinking, instead of
going out, we could actually
stay in tonight.
I bought spaghetti
and a pound of cheese.
Oh, you know me so well.
Mhm.
Um, babe, have you
been taking your pills?
Nia.
I'm only asking because I
noticed that you hadn't taken
them in a week.
So what are you.
Eyeing my every move?
No, it's.
I'm just trying to make
sure everything is good.
You don't have to
get so defensive.
I'm sorry, babe.
I know you care.
I just I don't like
talking about my meds.
It's not like it makes
you any less of a man.
It's actually kind of sexy.
Really?
Yeah. There's nothing more
sexy than a man who's concerned
about his mental health.
Babe. What's wrong?
I skipped therapy again today.
Okay. Um, there's
always next week, right?
Yeah. I'll be there
next week, I promise.
Good.
Mary Jane.
Hey,
this is a surprise.
Fuck I missed your scent.
I missed you.
Missed these tits.
I missed your touch.
I missed his ass.
Okay.
All right.
What?
Can nothing romantic come
out of your mouth?
Uh, Um.
I missed you.
Okay.
So shocked that you
invited me over.
Why?
You remember why we
stopped talking, right?
Not really.
Um. You caught me
messing with Lina.
Oh.
That fucking
plastic Barbie doll.
I'm glad you came to your
senses and dumped her ass.
Uh, you know, we're still
seeing each other, right?
What?
I thought you knew that.
If you're still seeing her,
why are you here with me?
I thought you just
missed the dick.
Oh.
My God, Mary Jane.
Stupid bitch!
You jackass!
Cunt! Whore!
Bitch! Mary Jane!
Oh!
Are you okay?
It's just sex.
Who cares?
Wait. Where are you, Mary Jane?
Where are you going,
Mary Jane?
Oh, man.
Girl.
He's already here.
Quit tripping.
What do you mean, quit tripping?
I mean, he doesn't
deserve her pussy.
But this is all your fault.
You talked her into this girl.
We've always known
who Dustin was.
Is. Period.
And you know damn
well you missed the D.
So go on out there, have some
fun and do the deed as they say.
For shame.
Please
don't.
Damn.
What is that smell?
I'm just gonna tell
him to go home.
I can't do this.
Hey, Mary Jane.
I'm gonna head out.
You clearly still have issues.
Um, I don't know if it's that
crazy Scorpio in you or what,
but, uh.
Yeah. Whatever.
He just called you crazy.
But.
Oh this is hot.
Yeah, yeah.
Why did you put this back on?
About to leave.
Gonna leave.
You already knew what I wanted.
Why don't I give it to you now.
Yeah.
You look as good as I remember.
I remember everything.
I remember your favorite food.
This brings back memories.
Oh, sure.
I have something for you.
Oh, yeah.
Okay, I like this.
Hands behind your back.
Stay here.
You know exactly what I like.
That's right.
Oh, I remember these.
Anything? I bet you do.
Why do you think
I still have them?
Oh.
Oh, I'm telling you,
I remember everything.
You remember.
I do.
Yes.
Oh, I got one more thing.
Oh my God.
Hurry up.
I am, I am, I am.
Feet together.
Oh, yeah.
I know you like being tied up.
Just like you like it.
So sexy.
Turn around.
Mhm. One last thing.
One more.
It's the best part.
Okay.
Close your eyes.
No peeking.
Okay.
Promise?
I promise.
This, is the best, part.
It's just blood.
Hey there Sexy. I'm Alex.
Get lost.
You want to dance, Mama?
Not interested boy.
Bye.
Well, aren't you just a
shining little star today?
Who, me?
Yes. Care to share what's
making you feel
really happy today?
Well.
I just haven't felt
this alive in a while.
Alive? Wow.
That's a strong word.
Care to share more?
Okay. Last night I went
dancing with my home girls.
Kim and Angel and all these
guys just kept trying
to get my attention.
And I felt so alive.
I didn't even entertain them.
The old me would have needed
each and every one of them to
remind me how beautiful I am.
Do you think you're beautiful?
What kind of question is that?
Just that, a question?
So do you.
Last night I did.
Did anything particular last
night lead you to thinking that?
Oh, probably just a few drinks.
You said the old you.
Would basically need
validation from me.
What can I say?
Men are my weakness.
Yes.
We've covered this.
I take it things are going
well with you and Johnny.
So you didn't feel the need to
have men giving
you that attention?
Oh, God no.
No. Fuck, Johnny.
We don't talk about him anymore.
Oh, really?
Just last week, you
were raving about him.
Here's the thing.
I don't trust men.
None of them.
Including my father.
There it is.
What about your father?
What about him?
Um, he abandoned my mother
and I when I was about ten.
And even before that,
he wasn't really there.
So.
It broke my mom's heart.
And as a little girl, I just
remember thinking she took it
out on me.
Do you think your father
abandoning you led you to rely
on these men for something?
Yeah,
maybe.
Kind of.
I just remember my mother
begging for these
men to love her.
And I always thought,
why not leave her?
If you can't give her
what she deserves.
How do you think that affected
you and her's relationship?
I think if she had a son
that really loved her,
that would have made a
hell of a difference.
Something about a man that
we need to fill our cups.
They can just go on and
destroy hearts and move on.
And we're stuck putting
back together the pieces.
Some of us aren't so lucky.
So what happened with Johnny?
Oh.
Well, back to that again.
Um.
He cheated on me.
Oh, Valerie.
It's Mary Jane.
Right? Sorry.
Mary Jane.
From now on, you screw with me
and you gonna fuck around and
find out.
Well, what I gather from you is
this has given you a valuable
learning experience.
You express more confidence
than I've seen from you.
Because I have the power.
Women always have.
Period.
That's great.
I mean, you have
come a long way.
There's something else.
Please. By all means.
Um.
If a person
gets really stressed out.
Is it normal for them
to talk to themselves?
It happens
when one tends to feel lonely.
They create some things that
sometimes are
never really there.
- I see.
- How are the meds.
You haven't asked me to write
you up a new prescription.
And they're great.
They're sitting there
on my nightstand.
When I need a new prescription.
I will ask you for a refill.
I'll let you know.
Mary Jane,
what we need to hone more on,
is not letting a man cause
you to feel anything dark?
What are you talking about?
We need to focus on the root of
why you have allowed these men
to get so deep under your skin.
I believe it starts with
your mother and father.
For fuck's sakes.
Is it so wrong for me to be
frustrated that men won't live
up to their potential?
I mean, it's not fair for
you to put them on a pedestal
they're not aware of.
Oh, my goodness.
Can a bitch just want her man
to to be loyal, hard working
and beautiful.
I will not apologize for
wanting what's best for me.
And that's okay.
But most women find that all
the problems at the end of the
relationship were there
from the very beginning.
Do you just ignore
those red flags?
Sometimes.
Why is that?
Because men can change.
They can change.
Or you think you
can change them?
Okay, I'm done with this.
I might not have a choice to be
here, you know,
because of the courts.
But that does not mean that I
will apologize when I'm the one
that's being hurt.
I don't deserve that.
I'm not saying that you do.
Yes you are.
Couples are supposed to grow
and evolve together.
Mary, Mary Jane.
I deserve to be loved.
I will not give up on love.
Sit back down, please.
No what screw you!
You're a woman.
What happened to women unite
and women understanding
each other?
I'm on your side.
Please.
Yeah.
Remind me,
how much does the court
force me to pay you
to be on my side?
Exactly.
I'm gonna blow this joint,
so I can light another
one up somewhere else.
Mary Jane, I saw you.
I know damn well you're on the
other side of the door.
Go away, Kim.
Bitch. I'm worried about you.
I'm fine, I promise.
Just go.
Girl. If you don't let me in,
I'm gonna break a
window right now.
And you know I will.
What do you want, Kim?
Damn!
No, hey, Kim, I miss you.
How are you?
No.
Fuck.
I want you.
Uh, you better not make a mess.
I just cleaned my kitchen.
Just doing a bump.
Girl, what is that smell?
Uh,
maybe it's your coochie.
Nah, it's your coochie.
So what's up?
Stevie's pissed you haven't been
in the club in over a week.
Just haven't felt like
dancing in a moment.
Girl, I don't even know
why you dance anymore.
Your house is paid off.
You hardly do anything.
So you must have a
shitload in savings.
And you don't have a man,
so no kids.
Bitch, says who?
Doing drugs on my
counter at 9 a.m.
in front of my fruit.
Well, listen, I told Stevie you
were having a rough period, and
you just won't stop bleeding,
and so he's letting it slide.
But that shit can
only go so far.
And you know damn well he's
gonna want to make bank on that
- shit. Right?
- Ew.
Geez, Kim again. 9 a.m.
My fruit.
Trayvon went back
to his baby mama.
Oh, no.
I'm sorry.
That asshole.
After everything that man has
put you through, he just leaves
you like that.
Story of my life, right?
Okay.
Slow down.
Why? It's not like
he gives a damn.
Fuck him.
He has made his bed.
Now you make yours.
Kim, he's not gonna stop his
life, so you better
not stop yours.
He's probably out there right
now living it up with some
other girl.
And trust me, she
did not win a prize.
No offense, but should I be
taking advice from someone like
you right now?
You like a hot mess.
Well,
I just haven't been feeling
well, so there's that.
So I see.
Girl, what is that smell?
Where are you going?
By the way, you know who I saw
in the club last
night with his boys?
Oh, Devonte.
What? Really.
Bro, I'm not playing.
What the fuck is that smell?
What did Devonte say?
Did he ask about me?
He did.
Girl, what's in there?
Okay.
So I was trying this new
recipe, and I bought this big
ass fucking pig, and it's
hanging in there right now.
And then I needed to clean it.
But I've been feeling too
down, and I just couldn't bring
myself to do it.
So I need you to go in there.
Will you clean it for me?
Ew fuck no!
So, what did he say about me?
He asked me to give
you his new number.
I'm texting it to you now.
He said to text
him between 10 a.m.
and 5 p.m..
That's very specific.
Don't ask me.
Mary Jane, what is going on?
Nothing.
When was the last
time you showered?
Three days ago.
MM. Girl, we are going
to the spa Saturday.
We both deserve it.
Fuck Johnny and
his little digit.
I just wish he had
been different.
You'll find the one.
What about Jake?
Jake?
The one you once
told me got away.
Oh. He made it clear that he
didn't want to have anything to
do with me ever again.
Damn, that man was so fine.
Anyways, you got to start
dating men his age and not all
these little boys.
Guys that age or my
age don't want me.
So do you think I
should call Devonte?
I'll do whatever you want, but
nothing good has ever come from
digging out of the past.
Now throw that damn pig
out and wash that pussy.
Oh.
I love you.
I love you, too.
Hey, Kim.
What's up?
You gonna find the
right one, too?
And I promise I'll never let
another man ever hurt you again.
I love you.
Even though we both know
that's one impossible task.
We'll see.
I love you.
Deuces.
Devonte.
Please, Lord, let
him be a changed man.
As I sat there on the floor
looking like dog shit, I
thought to myself, how did I
end up in this precarious spot
starting a movement for
women as their leader?
And then it hit me.
Who is the real Mary Jane?
Bitch, shut the fuck
up and go call Devonte.
Okay.
That bitch Martha done come
and ask me if I can come in on
my day off.
What?
I told her
absolutely the fuck not.
Devonte. What the fuck, bro?
My sis just got you this job,
and you're gonna
make her look bad.
I don't give a shit if Halle
Berry recommended
me for this job.
I ain't no yes, man,
and you know that shit.
Shit, if you trying to hold
down a job, you gonna be.
I ain't gotta hold down shit
the hoe ask me to
leave, so I left.
So, what's the game plan now?
Well, my mom just
gave me some cash.
But you know, that ain't gonna
last me no more
than a couple weeks.
So you still fucking
with Charlene.
And hell no.
That bitch stay giving me crabs.
Damn for real?
Hell, yeah, man, I'm
itching right now.
Fuck!
Hold on.
God damn.
Man. What hos calling you now?
Man, you already know,
man. If I can just get my hands
on a couple thousand dollars.
But that'll be enough money to
start up my detailing business.
Shit. Get a loan.
With what credit, motherfucker.
You still fuck with Jackie?
Damn, bro.
Who the fuck does this keep?
Oh, Mary Jane?
Mary Jane?
That sexy cougar, man.
She had a nice rack
from what I remember.
And that ass.
Shut the fuck up, man.
Just saying.
Yeah, yeah.
Mary Jane, I've been
waiting on this call.
Hang on.
Wow. He's not trying to fuck me.
He actually seems just to be
happy and relaxed here with me.
Shit.
I'd gut his ass right now,
if I were you.
Don't. Don't listen to her.
Maybe he's a changed
man and found God.
Yeah, maybe he has changed.
He grew up.
Oh, fuck.
I spoke too soon.
Okay, it's not important.
He just clicked ignore.
If it was someone he was
fucking, he would
have let it ring.
Because that way he can lie
and say he didn't see the call.
Oh, Mary Jane.
Mary Jane. Mary Jane.
Mary Jane.
Mhm.
You have no idea just
how much I missed you.
You know that.
Really?
Yeah. I mean.
How'd we ever break up, anyway?
Oh.
Well, because you fucked
my best friend Anna in the
backseat of my car, and then
you ate up my best friend
Elizabeth in my
closet same night.
Oh.
Sorry about that.
I believe the past is the past,
and we all change and grow up.
Yeah, yeah.
For sure.
Yeah.
Maybe we can try again.
I'd love that.
Me too.
Listen, uh, why don't I
go to the kitchen and, uh,
Get us some more popcorn,
and then maybe you can find
something to watch.
And then after.
You can lead us
into the bedroom.
You know what I'm saying?
Okay.
Okay. All right.
I'll be right back. All right.
Hope Jesse likes this one.
Girl, I hope you
washed your stinky ass.
Guirl, shut the fuck up.
Guess who's over here.
Jake.
No! Jake and I will never be
in the same room ever again.
My bad. Who?
Devonte.
Girl, get it.
He's changed.
I can really feel it.
He's changed.
He's been nothing
but a gentleman.
Oh, that makes me
so happy for you.
Yeah, I told you.
And here you are about.
To kill all your exes.
Wait, you remember
me saying that?
Bitch, do you not know me?
I do meth, I do coke, and I
drink, and I still can say the
alphabet backwards.
I'm a professional.
Get off my phone, Kim.
Goodbye.
Deuces.
I only killed two men.
That's no biggie,
Devonte?
What? Why are you calling me?
I can't ask her for the money
if she don't believe
that I changed.
Okay. So do you want,
do you want the money?
All right then.
You then stop calling, okay?
Look, man, you gotta
trust me, okay?
Look, I know this chick like
the back of my hand, okay?
All I gotta do is fuck
the shit out of her, okay?
And then she gonna
give me anything.
Motherfucker. Say what?
Shit.
Hey, baby.
How much did you hear that?
I didn't hear much at all.
I didn't even hear the part
where you said I'd do anything
for you if you fuck
the shit out of me.
I didn't hear that part either.
Okay. Fuck it. Look.
Me and my baby mama, we're
behind on rent, and my baby
needs some diapers.
And that's my problem, because.
Well, you know, just kind of
hoping, you know, maybe you can
loan a brother a couple
dollars, you know.
And let me guess.
And that car that's
parked outside,
that's your baby mama's too.
Yeah, so.
You're the same lowlife
motherfucker I met years ago.
Get out!
Yo, Mary Jane, please.
Okay, look,
don't let my kid suffer
because of my past, okay?
Oh, honey,
your past has nothing to do
with you being a low
down scrub today.
Get a job.
Look,
how about
you let me lead you
into the bedroom,
and let me remind you
just how much you would
do anything for me.
Okay.
How about,
if you make me cum
multiple times.
The money's yours
and I want to scream.
Can you do that for me?
I sure the fuck can.
Lead the way.
The bedroom's down the
hallway on the right.
Mhm.
Come on, girl.
Hey yo, what's that smell?
Fuck is you doing?
Low life fucker.
You talking about
I ain't changed.
You ain't changed!
I'm out.
I'm not crazy.
And especially
when they were bad.
Help me.
Please help me!
No! Help me!
What the fuck?
God damn!
The crazy bitch!
Stay back!
Somebody help me!
How the fuck are
you still alive?
You made me this way!
Hello.
Mary Jane.
Jake.
I don't know why
I'm calling you.
I mean, I do.
I can't stop thinking about you.
You've been on my mind
these last two weeks.
I have?
Is that crazy?
Shit.
Sorry. I didn't mean
to use that word.
Come over.
Are you serious?
Yes. Right now.
I'm on my way.
Hey, where are you going?
Uh, some of my friends guys
invited me out to the rodeo.
On a Thursday night.
That's what I said.
They wouldn't let into
not letting me go.
I won't be gone too long.
Just three drinks.
Where's my kiss?
Sorry, babe.
What? You're going out with
James and Timmy, right?
Yeah. Don't wait up.
Something's going on with him.
Motherfucker.
Hey, Jake.
Hi.
My favorite perfume on you.
I know.
Come in.
Mary Jane, I want you
to know I'm in therapy.
I've been taking my medication.
What about you?
What about me?
Oh, shit.
Sorry. I shouldn't just
go straight into that.
But you are still
in therapy, right?
Jake, you've.
Sorry.
You've just been
here five seconds.
I'm just really nervous.
Why?
You're the only woman that can
make my dick this hard while
just standing next to you.
Then what are we waiting for?
Jeez.
What's that smell?
Oh.
Expired meat.
I need to take the trash out.
I'm so sick of everybody
asking me about this.
People ask you this.
I'll take it out
for you right now.
Oh, no.
No, no.
Um.
It's just that I'm so horny.
You don't want to make my
kitty cat wait, do you?
Oh.
You're something
else, you know that?
I can be a lot of things.
Mhm,
mhm.
Um.
Let me wash your shirt.
What?
It'll only take a second.
Yeah, it'll just take a second.
But why?
It's dirty.
Girl.
The only thing dirty about
me right now are my thoughts.
Oh!
Jake. Jakey poo sweetie pie.
You know what I miss
the most about you?
What's that?
Oh.
Our eyes, our connection.
The way.
Kim.
Oh, wait.
Who's Kim?
Are we having a threesome?
Oh.
No. No no, no.
I can create a
threesome for you.
Oh, yeah.
I like that.
You. Me. Buttholes.
It's three,
I love math.
Let me see where he really is.
Thank God I have his location.
What is he doing way out there?
Well, I'm about to go find out.
You want a hit?
Sure.
Mary Jane, I've never
gotten over you.
I think about you
at least once a day.
Really?
Then why did you leave me?
I never left you.
You left me.
Bull fucking shit.
Oh, really?
You don't remember
biting off my ear?
Oh my God, it hurts!
The pain is unreal!
She's crazy.
Jake,
is that you?
Ma'am.
- Ma'am. Stay down.
- What's going on?
Are you okay?
What's going on?
Where's Jake?
Ma'am.
Jake.
Mary Jane, you're crazy as fuck.
But I still love you, baby.
Ma'am? Ma'am, are you okay?
Are you okay?
Are you okay, ma'am?
Jake.
Jake!
Ma'am.
I love you, baby.
It's just you and I, baby.
Wait,
we're not supposed
to be talking.
We have restraining orders.
How can I forget
about all of this?
Hey.
Listen, I understand
if you blocked it out.
You just discovered.
You are, you know.
But it explains so much about
what was going on between us at
that time.
I mean, more so you.
You're not crazy Mary Jane.
You know, the best part about
being committed to that place
was meeting you,
made it all worth it.
I gotta go to the bathroom.
Oh.
Nothing is wrong with me.
I'm okay.
I know.
I mean, I know I'm not perfect,
but I'm fucking
stable on the inside.
What if he's crazier than I am?
What if he's trying to kill me?
It's not in the kitchen.
Oh, God.
Oh.
See something?
Jake,
I know you're in there.
Who are you in there with?
I'm not leaving.
Open the door.
What are you doing?
Where's your shirt?
Are you cheating on me?
Cheating?
Yeah.
Oh, shut up bitch!
Cheating?
You got a fucking girlfriend?
We just made love.
Made love?
Wait a minute.
This is your ex, Mary Jane.
How did you know?
How did you know?
Well, I have my home girls.
Grace and Autumn stalk you
before our first date.
And they found everything,
including your nudes.
Nice tits, by the way.
Thank you, girl.
You know, my Homegirls
Kim and Angel would have done
- the same thing.
- Right?
Okay. Can we get back to
you holding the damn gun?
I'll let you know
what's going on.
Please. Your little boy toy
over here ain't no different
than every other man out there.
I don't know why men just
cannot be honest
from the beginning.
You know what I'm saying?
Like they just want to fucking
be with us so bad that they
will lie through
their damn teeth.
If you want to go and whore
around, go find a bitch.
That's okay with that because
they out there and I don't care
what your daddy's
keep telling y'all.
Women like sex just as
much as men do.
Am I right?
That's right girl.
Mhm. See, that's all I'm saying.
Clear communication.
Right? You know.
Conversation.
Listen to the words coming
out of your damn mouth.
- Right.
- And he lying to you.
And he lying to you.
I didn't know anything, but
he ain't told me nothing.
How long y'all been fucking?
Just today, I called him.
He called me.
Oh, see, this is the
shit I'm talking about
- right here.
- Me too.
You know what?
We all could have been fucking.
- Look!
- I like math.
Look!
I'm sorry to the both of you.
Yeah. Me too.
Jake, Jake, Jake, no!
I apologize in advance.
I can see what he sees in you.
You. Fine, fine.
He will always have Paris.
Everything's gonna be
all right, Nia.
Mary Jane, please let
me explain.
Explain.
Explain what?
The proof is in the
pudding, as they say.
I stayed with you
as long as I could.
You pushed me out of your life.
We both would have gone to
prison had we disobeyed the
judge's order.
I don't want to hear that shit.
You have major psychotic issues.
I'm the one who
found Doctor Webber.
Your therapist for you.
Yeah.
And she has been
no help whatsoever.
I need to kill that bitch.
No.
No.
But you.
Please stop.
Jake.
Your girls lovely hubble.
What?
I'm. Jake.
Man, are you really losing it?
Ah!
Movie reference.
Damn, Jake.
I even know that,
Barbra Streisand.
No Streisand, like
sand on a beach.
Come on.
You used to be my homie.
Now you're acting like
you don't even know me.
Well.
Oh no.
No no no no no no no no no.
Say good night to her, Jake.
Mary Jane.
Yes.
Jake do something.
I'm gonna call the cops.
No, no, no, wait!
No! You crazy bitch!
Why the fuck does
it stink in here?
Nia, I want to hear
what she has to say.
Why?
Please go on, Mary Jane.
Was I ever the one?
Yes.
I can play ball.
You were always the one.
Do you forgive me?
I can take a lot for you.
But I don't know how much more
blood I have left to give.
Oh, Jake.
Oh.
Oh.
I shot you.
My bad.
Let's go clean that up.
I got band aids peroxide.
Oh.
You might need a shot.
Hello?
Hey, girl.
Hey.
What are you doing?
Nothing.
Hoe, you don't think I can hear
that sad ass music playing in
the background?
I just hope Jesse's
not cheating on me, girl.
That would break my heart.
I know you're just really
worried because you really,
really like him.
I think I'm in love.
Now, now. What have
you said to me?
Fuck. I used to tell
you a lot of shit.
I need your advice.
Like I see you and Jake.
And you and Jake are like goals.
Oh. Thanks, babes.
And can I tell you
one last thing?
Sure. But make it quick,
because me and Jake have a date.
Bitch, you called me.
I know.
Sorry.
I think Jessie might be bi.
Like I was going
through his phone.
You know, like we do.
And I was going through his
search history, and he was
looking up stuff for how to
clean up his butthole for,
like, anal sex.
Okay, let's talk
about this tomorrow.
Deal. I love you.
I love you, too.
And I want you to know
that you deserve happiness.
Kisses.
Kisses.
Let's go.
Hey, Jessie.
Hey, Mary Jane.
Come in.
Wait.
Remind me,
this stays between us, right?
Like Kim would never know.
Of course not.
Kim is my best friend.
I would never want
to see her sad.
All right cool.
Wait. Where's that hot daddy
you was telling me about?
Right here.
Fuck, now the party can begin.
Oh, yeah.
You're doing it?
- Oh, yeah.
- That's right.
Feel it.
Get in there.
Okay. All right.
There you go.
You're doing it.
Okay. Oh, oh.
I just can't believe this.
I finally met the
man of my dreams.
I know he's the one.
God. Put me through hell with
all those men in my past.
So I would be ready
for my Johnny.
Look at me.
Tell me you love me.
Oh, what?
Tell me you love me.
Baby I.
I. Oh!
Oh. Yes yes yes yes yes.
You are the best.
Yeah.
Yeah Mamacita.
You want to know something?
Sure.
No man's ever made me
get off like that before.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
What can I say, baby?
I'm the goat.
I think I'm ready for you
to meet my mother.
Really?
Yeah. Don't you want to meet
the woman who brought me into
this world?
I saw you two
didn't really speak.
Well, maybe it's time we try.
What do you say?
Sure.
I want to take a shower.
You want some company?
Nope.
I gotta take a shit too.
Ew.
Oh.
He's such a man.
Oh.
Girl,
this is your shirt now.
Yes. I will marry you.
Johnny Edwards.
Mary Jane Edwards.
Six messages from Chris.
Hey, baby.
When are you coming over?
Mama misses your big, fat cock.
You two timing motherfucker.
You were fast asleep
When you been talking to me
You say I'm so crazy
Damn Mary Jane. I'm showering.
What the fuck are you doing?
You told me you loved me.
I do love you.
You lying piece of shit!
Where did you even get this gun?
Don't try to change the subject.
No. No, baby.
No. Okay, I'm not trying.
I'm just saying I didn't know
you owned this gun.
That's all.
Who's Chris?
Chris.
Who are you talking about?
Chris is my.
My my my my What?
My homeboy.
Okay. Chris is my homeboy.
You know Chris.
Yeah.
Okay. So when the fuck did your
homeboy start calling you mommy?
Okay.
I think Samantha called me.
Ah! Fuck!
Fuck, Mary Jane!
You're no different
from the rest.
Ah, shit.
Baby.
She's nobody.
She's just a good fuck.
Fuck you!
- Wait, wait, wait.
- What?
I thought I was meeting mom.
Fuck that bitch!
You know, she don't
give a damn about me!
Wait wait wait wait wait.
What?
You take my breath away.
Oh.
I take your breath away.
Perfect choice of words.
Come what may
And come what might
All is gonna be all right
We dance
Through the sunshine
Through the rain
We dance
It's a joy I can't explain
And if you really want to
You can join our mind
Oh, we'll dance
Through the sunshine
Through the rain
We dance
Through the sunshine
Through the rain
We dance
It's a joy I can't explain
We dance
Mary Jane.
What have you done?
Stop staring at me.
You've killed the fucker.
Ew.
Maybe he'll
wake up and forgive me.
Oh, God.
Bitch, he livin la vida nunca.
Livin la vida no mas.
Livin la vida no bueno.
God damn it! He dead!
Shit! You done killed him.
You done killed him.
He didn't even kill the pussy.
And you killed him.
Okay,
let's do this.
Ew.
Um. Um.
Oh. Oh.
Okay.
Oh.
Damn!
Shit!
I probably shouldn't have
fed you before I did this.
Fat ass!
Stupid muscles.
I don't like you enough
for this shit.
Hey!
Hey! Are you alive?
Okay, good.
Okay. Just stay in here.
You'll be fine for now.
Just don't wake up.
And I won't have any problems.
Shit.
Damnit Johnny.
There is so much blood.
It's scary.
If you're gonna come back again,
I'm kicking your ass.
This is not working.
Fuck it.
It's your shit now, girl.
Oh, girl,
you've done all
you can do today.
It's your best work.
This is not the way I
thought my day was gonna end.
Oh, fuck it.
Towel. Taking a
bath at my house.
Bitch, snap the fuck out of it.
But
when it was good, it was good.
Maybe he was going to
end things with her.
Girl,
he was showering.
And most likely he was going
to tell you he was going home.
But you know damn well he
was going to her crib after.
But I know he loved me.
Yeah,
and Cassie didn't eat
Diddy's butthole.
Shut the fuck up.
What, are you, stupid?
Yeah. You're right.
He was never going to change.
They never do.
That a girl.
Now you're learning.
Hey, Stevie.
I'm gonna come in tonight.
Is that cool?
Bet. Okay.
See you then.
They'll never know.
They'll never know.
Oh, fuck.
Yeah. You going on the first 48?
Shit.
He's alive.
Girl, what made you come
in the club tonight?
Oh.
I needed to escape, bitch.
You too, huh?
I had to kick Greg out today.
Cheating bastard!
I caught him screwing
his cousin in my bed.
Are you serious?
First or second?
Bitch doesn't matter
which cousin it was.
My bad.
Oh, yeah.
Donny. No touching.
We done had this talk.
Oh, baby girl, you got
me turned on so hard.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Kim, I'm so done with men.
Bitch. You say that
every other week.
Oh, it's hitting now.
You want some?
You know damn well I
don't play with that.
You're so lame.
She only does the
devil's lettuce.
I am telling you
that I hate men.
Join the club, bitch.
I think we should do
something about it.
Preach. Honey.
Let me tell you what I'm
going to do about it.
I'm going to invite
all my exes over.
Ooh, a gang bang.
That's hot.
Let me find out you into
that kinky shit.
No, you dumb bitch.
One at a time.
I'm only one woman.
I can take a train.
Oh, yeah?
And, Kim, if they
haven't changed one bit.
I'm gonna kill him.
Yes, bitch!
I'm not crazy.
I'm just tired of being hurt.
Nobody fucks with Mary Jane,
any more.
Oh, hey.
Hey. No, no, don't don't.
Oh, Richie, you know the rules.
I'm clocking out.
Clocking out?
Yeah, go ahead and pay me.
You had an amazing time.
It was wild.
I was all over the place.
Flips, flails, flailing out.
Woo! Kicks, splits.
Money, baby money.
Pay me.
I don't do nothing for free.
You should have saw that
act I just did for you.
The twerking was out of control.
I should be in a music video.
This is ridiculous.
No, girl.
I did all kinds of things.
Bye.
See you later, girl.
When I tell you, baby.
I had him thinking.
I did all the things.
I told him.
I was dropping it, popping
it, doing it like I was like.
I know that's right.
Well, I'll see you Friday, girl.
Let me get out of here, okay?
Okay. See you later, Angel.
Hey, mom.
It's me.
I was just calling to
see how you were doing.
I didn't hear from
you last week.
Even tho it's my birthday.
I know you're really busy.
I just was
calling to remind you.
Um, okay.
Well, I'd love to see you.
All right.
Bye.
Hey, mom.
Yeah. I'm good.
No. Don't worry.
Yeah, I'm fine, I promise.
Yeah, I know, I know, I'm
lucky to have her by my side.
She's helped me a lot.
Okay. And that's why I love you.
Okay. I'll tell her you said hi.
I love you, too, mom.
Bye.
Jake. I'm home.
He hasn't taken any
of his pills all week.
Jake.
Hey.
Everything okay?
Yeah. Everything's fine.
So I was thinking, instead of
going out, we could actually
stay in tonight.
I bought spaghetti
and a pound of cheese.
Oh, you know me so well.
Mhm.
Um, babe, have you
been taking your pills?
Nia.
I'm only asking because I
noticed that you hadn't taken
them in a week.
So what are you.
Eyeing my every move?
No, it's.
I'm just trying to make
sure everything is good.
You don't have to
get so defensive.
I'm sorry, babe.
I know you care.
I just I don't like
talking about my meds.
It's not like it makes
you any less of a man.
It's actually kind of sexy.
Really?
Yeah. There's nothing more
sexy than a man who's concerned
about his mental health.
Babe. What's wrong?
I skipped therapy again today.
Okay. Um, there's
always next week, right?
Yeah. I'll be there
next week, I promise.
Good.
Mary Jane.
Hey,
this is a surprise.
Fuck I missed your scent.
I missed you.
Missed these tits.
I missed your touch.
I missed his ass.
Okay.
All right.
What?
Can nothing romantic come
out of your mouth?
Uh, Um.
I missed you.
Okay.
So shocked that you
invited me over.
Why?
You remember why we
stopped talking, right?
Not really.
Um. You caught me
messing with Lina.
Oh.
That fucking
plastic Barbie doll.
I'm glad you came to your
senses and dumped her ass.
Uh, you know, we're still
seeing each other, right?
What?
I thought you knew that.
If you're still seeing her,
why are you here with me?
I thought you just
missed the dick.
Oh.
My God, Mary Jane.
Stupid bitch!
You jackass!
Cunt! Whore!
Bitch! Mary Jane!
Oh!
Are you okay?
It's just sex.
Who cares?
Wait. Where are you, Mary Jane?
Where are you going,
Mary Jane?
Oh, man.
Girl.
He's already here.
Quit tripping.
What do you mean, quit tripping?
I mean, he doesn't
deserve her pussy.
But this is all your fault.
You talked her into this girl.
We've always known
who Dustin was.
Is. Period.
And you know damn
well you missed the D.
So go on out there, have some
fun and do the deed as they say.
For shame.
Please
don't.
Damn.
What is that smell?
I'm just gonna tell
him to go home.
I can't do this.
Hey, Mary Jane.
I'm gonna head out.
You clearly still have issues.
Um, I don't know if it's that
crazy Scorpio in you or what,
but, uh.
Yeah. Whatever.
He just called you crazy.
But.
Oh this is hot.
Yeah, yeah.
Why did you put this back on?
About to leave.
Gonna leave.
You already knew what I wanted.
Why don't I give it to you now.
Yeah.
You look as good as I remember.
I remember everything.
I remember your favorite food.
This brings back memories.
Oh, sure.
I have something for you.
Oh, yeah.
Okay, I like this.
Hands behind your back.
Stay here.
You know exactly what I like.
That's right.
Oh, I remember these.
Anything? I bet you do.
Why do you think
I still have them?
Oh.
Oh, I'm telling you,
I remember everything.
You remember.
I do.
Yes.
Oh, I got one more thing.
Oh my God.
Hurry up.
I am, I am, I am.
Feet together.
Oh, yeah.
I know you like being tied up.
Just like you like it.
So sexy.
Turn around.
Mhm. One last thing.
One more.
It's the best part.
Okay.
Close your eyes.
No peeking.
Okay.
Promise?
I promise.
This, is the best, part.
It's just blood.
Hey there Sexy. I'm Alex.
Get lost.
You want to dance, Mama?
Not interested boy.
Bye.
Well, aren't you just a
shining little star today?
Who, me?
Yes. Care to share what's
making you feel
really happy today?
Well.
I just haven't felt
this alive in a while.
Alive? Wow.
That's a strong word.
Care to share more?
Okay. Last night I went
dancing with my home girls.
Kim and Angel and all these
guys just kept trying
to get my attention.
And I felt so alive.
I didn't even entertain them.
The old me would have needed
each and every one of them to
remind me how beautiful I am.
Do you think you're beautiful?
What kind of question is that?
Just that, a question?
So do you.
Last night I did.
Did anything particular last
night lead you to thinking that?
Oh, probably just a few drinks.
You said the old you.
Would basically need
validation from me.
What can I say?
Men are my weakness.
Yes.
We've covered this.
I take it things are going
well with you and Johnny.
So you didn't feel the need to
have men giving
you that attention?
Oh, God no.
No. Fuck, Johnny.
We don't talk about him anymore.
Oh, really?
Just last week, you
were raving about him.
Here's the thing.
I don't trust men.
None of them.
Including my father.
There it is.
What about your father?
What about him?
Um, he abandoned my mother
and I when I was about ten.
And even before that,
he wasn't really there.
So.
It broke my mom's heart.
And as a little girl, I just
remember thinking she took it
out on me.
Do you think your father
abandoning you led you to rely
on these men for something?
Yeah,
maybe.
Kind of.
I just remember my mother
begging for these
men to love her.
And I always thought,
why not leave her?
If you can't give her
what she deserves.
How do you think that affected
you and her's relationship?
I think if she had a son
that really loved her,
that would have made a
hell of a difference.
Something about a man that
we need to fill our cups.
They can just go on and
destroy hearts and move on.
And we're stuck putting
back together the pieces.
Some of us aren't so lucky.
So what happened with Johnny?
Oh.
Well, back to that again.
Um.
He cheated on me.
Oh, Valerie.
It's Mary Jane.
Right? Sorry.
Mary Jane.
From now on, you screw with me
and you gonna fuck around and
find out.
Well, what I gather from you is
this has given you a valuable
learning experience.
You express more confidence
than I've seen from you.
Because I have the power.
Women always have.
Period.
That's great.
I mean, you have
come a long way.
There's something else.
Please. By all means.
Um.
If a person
gets really stressed out.
Is it normal for them
to talk to themselves?
It happens
when one tends to feel lonely.
They create some things that
sometimes are
never really there.
- I see.
- How are the meds.
You haven't asked me to write
you up a new prescription.
And they're great.
They're sitting there
on my nightstand.
When I need a new prescription.
I will ask you for a refill.
I'll let you know.
Mary Jane,
what we need to hone more on,
is not letting a man cause
you to feel anything dark?
What are you talking about?
We need to focus on the root of
why you have allowed these men
to get so deep under your skin.
I believe it starts with
your mother and father.
For fuck's sakes.
Is it so wrong for me to be
frustrated that men won't live
up to their potential?
I mean, it's not fair for
you to put them on a pedestal
they're not aware of.
Oh, my goodness.
Can a bitch just want her man
to to be loyal, hard working
and beautiful.
I will not apologize for
wanting what's best for me.
And that's okay.
But most women find that all
the problems at the end of the
relationship were there
from the very beginning.
Do you just ignore
those red flags?
Sometimes.
Why is that?
Because men can change.
They can change.
Or you think you
can change them?
Okay, I'm done with this.
I might not have a choice to be
here, you know,
because of the courts.
But that does not mean that I
will apologize when I'm the one
that's being hurt.
I don't deserve that.
I'm not saying that you do.
Yes you are.
Couples are supposed to grow
and evolve together.
Mary, Mary Jane.
I deserve to be loved.
I will not give up on love.
Sit back down, please.
No what screw you!
You're a woman.
What happened to women unite
and women understanding
each other?
I'm on your side.
Please.
Yeah.
Remind me,
how much does the court
force me to pay you
to be on my side?
Exactly.
I'm gonna blow this joint,
so I can light another
one up somewhere else.
Mary Jane, I saw you.
I know damn well you're on the
other side of the door.
Go away, Kim.
Bitch. I'm worried about you.
I'm fine, I promise.
Just go.
Girl. If you don't let me in,
I'm gonna break a
window right now.
And you know I will.
What do you want, Kim?
Damn!
No, hey, Kim, I miss you.
How are you?
No.
Fuck.
I want you.
Uh, you better not make a mess.
I just cleaned my kitchen.
Just doing a bump.
Girl, what is that smell?
Uh,
maybe it's your coochie.
Nah, it's your coochie.
So what's up?
Stevie's pissed you haven't been
in the club in over a week.
Just haven't felt like
dancing in a moment.
Girl, I don't even know
why you dance anymore.
Your house is paid off.
You hardly do anything.
So you must have a
shitload in savings.
And you don't have a man,
so no kids.
Bitch, says who?
Doing drugs on my
counter at 9 a.m.
in front of my fruit.
Well, listen, I told Stevie you
were having a rough period, and
you just won't stop bleeding,
and so he's letting it slide.
But that shit can
only go so far.
And you know damn well he's
gonna want to make bank on that
- shit. Right?
- Ew.
Geez, Kim again. 9 a.m.
My fruit.
Trayvon went back
to his baby mama.
Oh, no.
I'm sorry.
That asshole.
After everything that man has
put you through, he just leaves
you like that.
Story of my life, right?
Okay.
Slow down.
Why? It's not like
he gives a damn.
Fuck him.
He has made his bed.
Now you make yours.
Kim, he's not gonna stop his
life, so you better
not stop yours.
He's probably out there right
now living it up with some
other girl.
And trust me, she
did not win a prize.
No offense, but should I be
taking advice from someone like
you right now?
You like a hot mess.
Well,
I just haven't been feeling
well, so there's that.
So I see.
Girl, what is that smell?
Where are you going?
By the way, you know who I saw
in the club last
night with his boys?
Oh, Devonte.
What? Really.
Bro, I'm not playing.
What the fuck is that smell?
What did Devonte say?
Did he ask about me?
He did.
Girl, what's in there?
Okay.
So I was trying this new
recipe, and I bought this big
ass fucking pig, and it's
hanging in there right now.
And then I needed to clean it.
But I've been feeling too
down, and I just couldn't bring
myself to do it.
So I need you to go in there.
Will you clean it for me?
Ew fuck no!
So, what did he say about me?
He asked me to give
you his new number.
I'm texting it to you now.
He said to text
him between 10 a.m.
and 5 p.m..
That's very specific.
Don't ask me.
Mary Jane, what is going on?
Nothing.
When was the last
time you showered?
Three days ago.
MM. Girl, we are going
to the spa Saturday.
We both deserve it.
Fuck Johnny and
his little digit.
I just wish he had
been different.
You'll find the one.
What about Jake?
Jake?
The one you once
told me got away.
Oh. He made it clear that he
didn't want to have anything to
do with me ever again.
Damn, that man was so fine.
Anyways, you got to start
dating men his age and not all
these little boys.
Guys that age or my
age don't want me.
So do you think I
should call Devonte?
I'll do whatever you want, but
nothing good has ever come from
digging out of the past.
Now throw that damn pig
out and wash that pussy.
Oh.
I love you.
I love you, too.
Hey, Kim.
What's up?
You gonna find the
right one, too?
And I promise I'll never let
another man ever hurt you again.
I love you.
Even though we both know
that's one impossible task.
We'll see.
I love you.
Deuces.
Devonte.
Please, Lord, let
him be a changed man.
As I sat there on the floor
looking like dog shit, I
thought to myself, how did I
end up in this precarious spot
starting a movement for
women as their leader?
And then it hit me.
Who is the real Mary Jane?
Bitch, shut the fuck
up and go call Devonte.
Okay.
That bitch Martha done come
and ask me if I can come in on
my day off.
What?
I told her
absolutely the fuck not.
Devonte. What the fuck, bro?
My sis just got you this job,
and you're gonna
make her look bad.
I don't give a shit if Halle
Berry recommended
me for this job.
I ain't no yes, man,
and you know that shit.
Shit, if you trying to hold
down a job, you gonna be.
I ain't gotta hold down shit
the hoe ask me to
leave, so I left.
So, what's the game plan now?
Well, my mom just
gave me some cash.
But you know, that ain't gonna
last me no more
than a couple weeks.
So you still fucking
with Charlene.
And hell no.
That bitch stay giving me crabs.
Damn for real?
Hell, yeah, man, I'm
itching right now.
Fuck!
Hold on.
God damn.
Man. What hos calling you now?
Man, you already know,
man. If I can just get my hands
on a couple thousand dollars.
But that'll be enough money to
start up my detailing business.
Shit. Get a loan.
With what credit, motherfucker.
You still fuck with Jackie?
Damn, bro.
Who the fuck does this keep?
Oh, Mary Jane?
Mary Jane?
That sexy cougar, man.
She had a nice rack
from what I remember.
And that ass.
Shut the fuck up, man.
Just saying.
Yeah, yeah.
Mary Jane, I've been
waiting on this call.
Hang on.
Wow. He's not trying to fuck me.
He actually seems just to be
happy and relaxed here with me.
Shit.
I'd gut his ass right now,
if I were you.
Don't. Don't listen to her.
Maybe he's a changed
man and found God.
Yeah, maybe he has changed.
He grew up.
Oh, fuck.
I spoke too soon.
Okay, it's not important.
He just clicked ignore.
If it was someone he was
fucking, he would
have let it ring.
Because that way he can lie
and say he didn't see the call.
Oh, Mary Jane.
Mary Jane. Mary Jane.
Mary Jane.
Mhm.
You have no idea just
how much I missed you.
You know that.
Really?
Yeah. I mean.
How'd we ever break up, anyway?
Oh.
Well, because you fucked
my best friend Anna in the
backseat of my car, and then
you ate up my best friend
Elizabeth in my
closet same night.
Oh.
Sorry about that.
I believe the past is the past,
and we all change and grow up.
Yeah, yeah.
For sure.
Yeah.
Maybe we can try again.
I'd love that.
Me too.
Listen, uh, why don't I
go to the kitchen and, uh,
Get us some more popcorn,
and then maybe you can find
something to watch.
And then after.
You can lead us
into the bedroom.
You know what I'm saying?
Okay.
Okay. All right.
I'll be right back. All right.
Hope Jesse likes this one.
Girl, I hope you
washed your stinky ass.
Guirl, shut the fuck up.
Guess who's over here.
Jake.
No! Jake and I will never be
in the same room ever again.
My bad. Who?
Devonte.
Girl, get it.
He's changed.
I can really feel it.
He's changed.
He's been nothing
but a gentleman.
Oh, that makes me
so happy for you.
Yeah, I told you.
And here you are about.
To kill all your exes.
Wait, you remember
me saying that?
Bitch, do you not know me?
I do meth, I do coke, and I
drink, and I still can say the
alphabet backwards.
I'm a professional.
Get off my phone, Kim.
Goodbye.
Deuces.
I only killed two men.
That's no biggie,
Devonte?
What? Why are you calling me?
I can't ask her for the money
if she don't believe
that I changed.
Okay. So do you want,
do you want the money?
All right then.
You then stop calling, okay?
Look, man, you gotta
trust me, okay?
Look, I know this chick like
the back of my hand, okay?
All I gotta do is fuck
the shit out of her, okay?
And then she gonna
give me anything.
Motherfucker. Say what?
Shit.
Hey, baby.
How much did you hear that?
I didn't hear much at all.
I didn't even hear the part
where you said I'd do anything
for you if you fuck
the shit out of me.
I didn't hear that part either.
Okay. Fuck it. Look.
Me and my baby mama, we're
behind on rent, and my baby
needs some diapers.
And that's my problem, because.
Well, you know, just kind of
hoping, you know, maybe you can
loan a brother a couple
dollars, you know.
And let me guess.
And that car that's
parked outside,
that's your baby mama's too.
Yeah, so.
You're the same lowlife
motherfucker I met years ago.
Get out!
Yo, Mary Jane, please.
Okay, look,
don't let my kid suffer
because of my past, okay?
Oh, honey,
your past has nothing to do
with you being a low
down scrub today.
Get a job.
Look,
how about
you let me lead you
into the bedroom,
and let me remind you
just how much you would
do anything for me.
Okay.
How about,
if you make me cum
multiple times.
The money's yours
and I want to scream.
Can you do that for me?
I sure the fuck can.
Lead the way.
The bedroom's down the
hallway on the right.
Mhm.
Come on, girl.
Hey yo, what's that smell?
Fuck is you doing?
Low life fucker.
You talking about
I ain't changed.
You ain't changed!
I'm out.
I'm not crazy.
And especially
when they were bad.
Help me.
Please help me!
No! Help me!
What the fuck?
God damn!
The crazy bitch!
Stay back!
Somebody help me!
How the fuck are
you still alive?
You made me this way!
Hello.
Mary Jane.
Jake.
I don't know why
I'm calling you.
I mean, I do.
I can't stop thinking about you.
You've been on my mind
these last two weeks.
I have?
Is that crazy?
Shit.
Sorry. I didn't mean
to use that word.
Come over.
Are you serious?
Yes. Right now.
I'm on my way.
Hey, where are you going?
Uh, some of my friends guys
invited me out to the rodeo.
On a Thursday night.
That's what I said.
They wouldn't let into
not letting me go.
I won't be gone too long.
Just three drinks.
Where's my kiss?
Sorry, babe.
What? You're going out with
James and Timmy, right?
Yeah. Don't wait up.
Something's going on with him.
Motherfucker.
Hey, Jake.
Hi.
My favorite perfume on you.
I know.
Come in.
Mary Jane, I want you
to know I'm in therapy.
I've been taking my medication.
What about you?
What about me?
Oh, shit.
Sorry. I shouldn't just
go straight into that.
But you are still
in therapy, right?
Jake, you've.
Sorry.
You've just been
here five seconds.
I'm just really nervous.
Why?
You're the only woman that can
make my dick this hard while
just standing next to you.
Then what are we waiting for?
Jeez.
What's that smell?
Oh.
Expired meat.
I need to take the trash out.
I'm so sick of everybody
asking me about this.
People ask you this.
I'll take it out
for you right now.
Oh, no.
No, no.
Um.
It's just that I'm so horny.
You don't want to make my
kitty cat wait, do you?
Oh.
You're something
else, you know that?
I can be a lot of things.
Mhm,
mhm.
Um.
Let me wash your shirt.
What?
It'll only take a second.
Yeah, it'll just take a second.
But why?
It's dirty.
Girl.
The only thing dirty about
me right now are my thoughts.
Oh!
Jake. Jakey poo sweetie pie.
You know what I miss
the most about you?
What's that?
Oh.
Our eyes, our connection.
The way.
Kim.
Oh, wait.
Who's Kim?
Are we having a threesome?
Oh.
No. No no, no.
I can create a
threesome for you.
Oh, yeah.
I like that.
You. Me. Buttholes.
It's three,
I love math.
Let me see where he really is.
Thank God I have his location.
What is he doing way out there?
Well, I'm about to go find out.
You want a hit?
Sure.
Mary Jane, I've never
gotten over you.
I think about you
at least once a day.
Really?
Then why did you leave me?
I never left you.
You left me.
Bull fucking shit.
Oh, really?
You don't remember
biting off my ear?
Oh my God, it hurts!
The pain is unreal!
She's crazy.
Jake,
is that you?
Ma'am.
- Ma'am. Stay down.
- What's going on?
Are you okay?
What's going on?
Where's Jake?
Ma'am.
Jake.
Mary Jane, you're crazy as fuck.
But I still love you, baby.
Ma'am? Ma'am, are you okay?
Are you okay?
Are you okay, ma'am?
Jake.
Jake!
Ma'am.
I love you, baby.
It's just you and I, baby.
Wait,
we're not supposed
to be talking.
We have restraining orders.
How can I forget
about all of this?
Hey.
Listen, I understand
if you blocked it out.
You just discovered.
You are, you know.
But it explains so much about
what was going on between us at
that time.
I mean, more so you.
You're not crazy Mary Jane.
You know, the best part about
being committed to that place
was meeting you,
made it all worth it.
I gotta go to the bathroom.
Oh.
Nothing is wrong with me.
I'm okay.
I know.
I mean, I know I'm not perfect,
but I'm fucking
stable on the inside.
What if he's crazier than I am?
What if he's trying to kill me?
It's not in the kitchen.
Oh, God.
Oh.
See something?
Jake,
I know you're in there.
Who are you in there with?
I'm not leaving.
Open the door.
What are you doing?
Where's your shirt?
Are you cheating on me?
Cheating?
Yeah.
Oh, shut up bitch!
Cheating?
You got a fucking girlfriend?
We just made love.
Made love?
Wait a minute.
This is your ex, Mary Jane.
How did you know?
How did you know?
Well, I have my home girls.
Grace and Autumn stalk you
before our first date.
And they found everything,
including your nudes.
Nice tits, by the way.
Thank you, girl.
You know, my Homegirls
Kim and Angel would have done
- the same thing.
- Right?
Okay. Can we get back to
you holding the damn gun?
I'll let you know
what's going on.
Please. Your little boy toy
over here ain't no different
than every other man out there.
I don't know why men just
cannot be honest
from the beginning.
You know what I'm saying?
Like they just want to fucking
be with us so bad that they
will lie through
their damn teeth.
If you want to go and whore
around, go find a bitch.
That's okay with that because
they out there and I don't care
what your daddy's
keep telling y'all.
Women like sex just as
much as men do.
Am I right?
That's right girl.
Mhm. See, that's all I'm saying.
Clear communication.
Right? You know.
Conversation.
Listen to the words coming
out of your damn mouth.
- Right.
- And he lying to you.
And he lying to you.
I didn't know anything, but
he ain't told me nothing.
How long y'all been fucking?
Just today, I called him.
He called me.
Oh, see, this is the
shit I'm talking about
- right here.
- Me too.
You know what?
We all could have been fucking.
- Look!
- I like math.
Look!
I'm sorry to the both of you.
Yeah. Me too.
Jake, Jake, Jake, no!
I apologize in advance.
I can see what he sees in you.
You. Fine, fine.
He will always have Paris.
Everything's gonna be
all right, Nia.
Mary Jane, please let
me explain.
Explain.
Explain what?
The proof is in the
pudding, as they say.
I stayed with you
as long as I could.
You pushed me out of your life.
We both would have gone to
prison had we disobeyed the
judge's order.
I don't want to hear that shit.
You have major psychotic issues.
I'm the one who
found Doctor Webber.
Your therapist for you.
Yeah.
And she has been
no help whatsoever.
I need to kill that bitch.
No.
No.
But you.
Please stop.
Jake.
Your girls lovely hubble.
What?
I'm. Jake.
Man, are you really losing it?
Ah!
Movie reference.
Damn, Jake.
I even know that,
Barbra Streisand.
No Streisand, like
sand on a beach.
Come on.
You used to be my homie.
Now you're acting like
you don't even know me.
Well.
Oh no.
No no no no no no no no no.
Say good night to her, Jake.
Mary Jane.
Yes.
Jake do something.
I'm gonna call the cops.
No, no, no, wait!
No! You crazy bitch!
Why the fuck does
it stink in here?
Nia, I want to hear
what she has to say.
Why?
Please go on, Mary Jane.
Was I ever the one?
Yes.
I can play ball.
You were always the one.
Do you forgive me?
I can take a lot for you.
But I don't know how much more
blood I have left to give.
Oh, Jake.
Oh.
Oh.
I shot you.
My bad.
Let's go clean that up.
I got band aids peroxide.
Oh.
You might need a shot.
Hello?
Hey, girl.
Hey.
What are you doing?
Nothing.
Hoe, you don't think I can hear
that sad ass music playing in
the background?
I just hope Jesse's
not cheating on me, girl.
That would break my heart.
I know you're just really
worried because you really,
really like him.
I think I'm in love.
Now, now. What have
you said to me?
Fuck. I used to tell
you a lot of shit.
I need your advice.
Like I see you and Jake.
And you and Jake are like goals.
Oh. Thanks, babes.
And can I tell you
one last thing?
Sure. But make it quick,
because me and Jake have a date.
Bitch, you called me.
I know.
Sorry.
I think Jessie might be bi.
Like I was going
through his phone.
You know, like we do.
And I was going through his
search history, and he was
looking up stuff for how to
clean up his butthole for,
like, anal sex.
Okay, let's talk
about this tomorrow.
Deal. I love you.
I love you, too.
And I want you to know
that you deserve happiness.
Kisses.
Kisses.
Let's go.
Hey, Jessie.
Hey, Mary Jane.
Come in.
Wait.
Remind me,
this stays between us, right?
Like Kim would never know.
Of course not.
Kim is my best friend.
I would never want
to see her sad.
All right cool.
Wait. Where's that hot daddy
you was telling me about?
Right here.
Fuck, now the party can begin.