Double Trouble (2026) Movie Script
1
I got it.
-You guys ready?
-Let's do it.
Santa is coming early this year.
Heart six.
Oh, my God.
Look. Juniper.
Bro, what is the actual hype?
What do you mean,
what is the hype? Look at him.
Juniper.
Oh, my God.
What if we ran into him?
-No way.
-I would literally die.
Oh, my God,
I have to get a photo of this.
Charlie, are you serious?
What's going on?
Why are we stopping? Let's go.
I don't know. Ask her.
-It's Juniper.
-It's a picture of Juniper.
I dropped Moy-Moy.
-Wait, what?
-What?
-When?
-I thought you were watching her.
-Who? Jackie or Moy-Moy?
-Both of them.
She's 7. Why does she still
have that thing?
It's fine. I see her.
You just dropped Moy-Moy.
Oh, my gosh. It's gonna be okay.
Hey.
What in the world
are you doing?
You're on Moy-Moy.
-What is a Moy-Moy?
-My monkey friend.
Tell your friend he should
really watch where he's going.
So should you.
Children.
Grown-ups.
-Thank you, Willow.
-I got you, Jackie.
-Okay. Let's go, family.
-Back on track.
Why do you even care about
Jackie's stupid Moy-Moy?
Oh, come on, Charlotte.
You never had anything stupid
you cared about?
-Well, I do have you.
-Oh, yeah.
David, we're here
on our anniversary.
We were able
to bring our three kids.
We couldn't bring the dog.
That's kind of a bummer.
How can I help you?
Oh, yeah. My glasses.
I think someone took them.
Just snatched them
right off my slot machine.
Really? Someone stole them?
I think so. They were very nice.
Okay, I'm sure they were.
Um...
-Can you describe them for me?
-Oh, sure.
They're metal rims.
Trifocal lenses.
And they turn
into sunglasses outside.
You know,
because of my glaucoma.
-Damn glaucoma, huh?
-Yeah.
Okay. All right.
What I'm gonna do, then,
I'll look around
this whole casino for you.
But I'm gonna start with this
general facility right here.
-Okay.
-That's where you last saw them?
-Yeah. Yeah.
-Around here? Yeah.
Okay. Follow-up question.
Do they look anything, um...
like this?
Yeah,
they look exactly like those.
-Mystery solved.
-Whoopsie-doodle!
Yeah, whoopsie-doodle.
Can we say
this case is closed?
Yeah, well, you don't have to be
so grumpy about it.
-Welcome to Las Vegas.
-Oh...
You'd rather stay here
and do nothing?
Going to the pool
is not nothing.
It can't be more
than 50 degrees out there.
The sun is out, and there's
no snow on the ground.
That's good enough
for me.
What about
our Christmas-card photo?
You can photoshop me in.
If Charlotte's
not going, I'm not.
My JavaScript and my Scratch
code projects
are due as soon as we get back.
-Your what?
-Hello? That's extra credit.
Just go on the tour.
I don't wanna go on the tour.
-I wanna go on the tour.
-We are.
Dress your monkey.
I'm not watching Willow
at the pool.
-I don't wanna go to the pool.
-I wanna go.
You are not going to the pool.
-I can just stay in the room.
-We have to go.
-Either they're coming or not.
-Okay.
Charlotte,
you can go to the pool,
but you will come right back
to the room
and stay here until we get back.
-Deal?
-Deal.
You will take Willow
and not let her
out of your sight.
I don't need a babysitter.
I'll be fine up here.
No, you two
are gonna stay together.
-Charlotte, you hear me?
-Roger that.
Willow?
Roger Rabbit.
Okay. Ready?
-Have fun.
-Thank you.
Let's go.
-Get you out of here right now.
-Hey!
- Don't get into any trouble.
- We won't.
Dad, I want to come visit you.
Yeah, I know, I wanna see
you too, darling, but I just--
I'm working a lot,
you know, uh, and I--
Anyway, I gotta go, okay?
You-- I love you.
Wait, Dad, did mom send you
my Christmas list?
Yeah, uh... She did.
It was a big one. Um...
You must have been really good
to expect that entire haul.
Oh, I was.
I really was.
Okay, then, um, I will--
I'll put in a word with Santa
and see what I can do.
All right, sweetheart,
I-I have to go for real.
I love you. Go to bed.
Love you, Dad. Bye.
Bye.
David!
Quinn. Mind toning it down
a little bit?
I got security detail
for Juniper.
Juniper.
Oh, you got security detail
for Juniper?
I turned that down.
You're welcome.
Wait.
You did what? Why?
I'm more of a Mick Jagger man,
I guess.
-Who?
-Mick--
Have you--? Oh...!
They made him this gorgeous
diamond-covered gauntlet.
It goes all the way
from his finger to his elbow.
Oh, wow. Do you know
what that sounds like?
Oh?
What it sounds like...
...is rich-people bollocks.
Rich-people bollocks.
Yeah, I don't know
what "bollocks" means,
but... I'm in charge
of the rich-people bollocks.
No, it's not a good thing.
Don't mean to burst your bubble,
but celebrities
have their own security.
You're gonna be window dressing.
At best, you're gonna be nursing
his cinnamon-spice nutmeg latte.
Look, David, it pays more.
I got a lot
of Christmas presents to buy.
Yeah. Tell me about it.
No, no, no,
that's not-- Oh, come on.
What is your problem?
-This should be good.
-This should be terrible.
You have no idea
what you're doing.
Well, then go play
somewhere else.
You owe me a thousand dollars
'cause of your crappy play.
You wanna try and take it?
Oh, are you gonna stop me?
Those aren't yours, are they?
Beat it, Paul Blart.
I got this.
No, you don't.
Sorry.
-Bad idea.
-Hey, let him go.
-We done here?
-We're done here.
Okay, let's go home.
-I'm just gonna go home.
-Yeah.
Nice moves.
They, uh, teach you that
at orientation?
I, uh...
I've done my own research.
Let's an get ice pack
and an Uber for that one.
Uh...
Cleanup on Aisle 9.
Uh--
Blackjack, high-stakes room.
Aren't you freezing?
I'm fine. I'm not going home
without a tan.
It's the winter solstice.
Even here, you're not likely
to get much response
from your melanin.
Barf. Don't you have, like,
JavaTime to do?
Okay. I'm gonna go
check out the hot tub.
Do not go into the hot tub.
That's how people get
foot fungus.
I will if I want to.
Whatever.
Excuse me, ma'am.
Ma'am? Uh...
-Hi.
-Hi.
Um, can I get you anything?
Like what?
I don't know, like,
another towel or a space heater?
Why does everyone think
it's so cold?
Because it kind of is.
It's below zero at my house now.
-Where's that?
-Michigan.
Oh... Upper or Lower?
Are you a Michigan expert?
No, I just know
that there's two parts.
And that there's a lot
of Cheeseheads?
-That's Wisconsin.
-Yeah.
Not an expert.
Uh, can I ask you,
what do people who are under 21
even do in Vegas?
Pbbt. Um...
-We have a movie theater.
-We have movies in Michigan.
Yeah. I'm sure
we could figure something out.
We?
Yeah.
I get off in an hour.
I could show you around.
-That could be fun.
-We can't.
-You can't?
-We have to go to our room
as soon as we're done
with the pool.
We will.
With a slight detour.
That's not what Dad said.
I'm watching you,
not the other way around.
I'm gonna let you figure
this out. I'll come back.
Why'd you have to be so cringe?
Says the girl planning
her wedding to the pool boy.
You're so annoying.
Juniper.
-This is gonna be, like...
-I cannot wait.
Thank you so much.
-That's my lover.
-Yes.
-Wait, hold on. Who is that?
-Oh, my God.
-Oh, my...
-Juniper!
He's here!
He's so beautiful.
-Can I get a photo with you?
-Sure.
-It's a bachelor party.
-Yes. I'm the bride.
You're getting married.
Congratulations.
Blink twice,
I'll call off the wedding.
Sorry. I gotta keep it moving.
Come on.
No! We love you.
-I love you too.
-You good?
My social battery
was not ready for that, Omar.
Yeah, I noticed.
-Just get me to the room.
-Yes, sir.
Okay. Everyone watch your step.
I'll watch "mine."
Little mining humor.
Okay, so back when gold
and silver were discovered here,
around 1859, people rushed
to this area, and--
Is there still gold here?
Another excellent question
from Jackie.
No, no, there hasn't been
any mining here
in Nelson
since around the 1940s.
Why'd they stop?
Well, I promise
I will get to that.
But first, let me take us
back to 1859,
when they found an estimated
10 million dollars' worth of ore
in these mines.
-Is that a lot?
-Ten million dollars?
That's like a whole super lot.
Yes, yes, it is
like a super lot.
It is the most
that has ever been--
-What do these things do?
-Oh, boy.
-Hi. Hi. Jackie.
-Think the girls are okay?
No. I think they're probably
showgirls by now.
Well, it is an income stream.
Can I get a mom or a dad,
please?
The Reindeer has landed.
I repeat,
the Reindeer has landed.
-Window dressing.
-Mm. Not today, handsome.
Don't need you distracting me
with your bubbly wit and charm.
Well, you are doing it.
You're getting a $2 million
glove into our casino.
Two-point-nine million.
-That much?
-I've done my own research.
Anyway, gotta go do my job.
-Go earn the big bucks.
-Don't be jealous.
Won't be.
-David.
-Robyn.
People said you landed in the
States, but Las Vegas, really?
Were there no openings
at the Mall of America?
What the hell
are you doing here?
I heard Juniper's performing
his holiday album,
and I just had to check it out.
The same day
a priceless piece of jewelry
shows up at the casino, huh?
-Is that right? I had no idea.
-Really? Yeah?
You know what?
I'm gonna have to tail you
until that thing's safely out,
won't I?
I wouldn't want to keep you from
policing bachelorette parties.
Are you going to let go
of my arm now?
Thank you.
I see you're getting better
at letting things go.
Good for you.
Robyn.
Yes, David?
Very funny.
Give me my watch back, please.
You know, there was a time where
you wouldn't be caught dead
wearing anything
as cheap as this.
This is the new me.
I miss the old you, David.
Don't you?
No.
I'm happy to see you.
Brings back
some wonderful memories.
Yeah. Wonderful, huh?
That's not how I remember it.
Well, now, really,
don't worry about me being here.
I promise I'm just in town for
a little rest and relaxation.
Unless, of
course, you have other ideas.
-Robyn.
-Yes, David?
Touch.
Okay. Not bad, not bad.
Keep it.
Think of it as a little gift
to remember me by.
This way.
I don't think we should be here.
Stop being a baby.
We're fine.
No one's gonna notice us,
all right? I promise.
How do you not
get lost here?
I have. Twice.
-Where is everybody?
-Um...
Well, this elevator goes up
to the Ghostbar.
There's a really exclusive party
up there tonight.
A big Juniper event.
Oh, my gosh. I love him.
-Here we go.
-Have you met him?
Do you know what room he's in?
Can we go to the event?
-Uh...
-Calm down, bro.
No. Security's like
double crazy tonight.
He's got this bracelet
or something expensive.
-Have you seen it?
-No.
-What's all this?
-It's laundry.
We go through 50,000 towels
and sheets every day.
How many washing machines
do you have?
They send it to a company
that does it.
- Is somebody down here?
- No.
That's Security. I can't
get caught with you here.
You said no one would notice us.
-Other workers, not Security.
-What do we do?
I d-- Just get in.
Get in. Now.
I hope these are clean.
-Put the towels on. Hurry.
-It's too late now.
-Hey, Clark.
-Matthew.
-What are you doing down here?
-Uh...
Well, a guest lost their phone
by the pool.
Figured I'd check the towels.
Those aren't pool towels.
Oh, my gosh, you're right.
Yeah, I just get so turned
around back here, I don't know.
Okay. Come on.
We're clearing out this section.
Big event at the Ghostbar
tonight. Let's go.
-Okay. I'll be right there.
-No, no. I'm serious.
This is a security issue.
Let's go, with me. Let's go.
All right. Yeah, yeah.
Okay, let's get out of here.
Wait.
We have to make sure
they're gone.
Which way
do you think they went?
I don't know. Let's just go back
the way we came in.
What if they went
the way we came in?
We should go the other way.
We don't know
where the other way goes.
We're screwed.
Y'all get this luggage
in the sleeping bedroom.
Take all that luggage there
and put it in the party bedroom.
Y'all keep on packing.
I got this.
Mr. Juniper would like
to see the gauntlet.
Oh, yes. Right this way.
-Juniper's right here.
-Good afternoon, Mr. Juniper.
Oh, this is it. Oh, yes!
Wow. Heh.
It's, uh, pretty secure.
We're very secure.
Oh, wow! Heh.
I love it.
-Can I touch it?
-Be my guest.
What's this, guns?
Open it.
Ooh.
Yeah.
-Can I touch it?
-You can touch it.
-I'm gonna touch it first. Ow!
-It's my--
Whoa.
Robyn, this looks exactly
like the real thing.
-Uh-huh.
-Guys.
Why don't we just sell this one?
Because, Neil, there are people
way smarter than you
that can tell the difference.
Well, then why don't we find
somebody dumb to sell it to?
Oh, okay. Sure.
Hey, you got 3 million
to blow on jewelry?
-No.
-See?
Dumb people can't afford it.
Lin, you don't wanna see
this thing?
Why would I wanna see
fake diamond?
Shut up, nerd. It's sparkly.
It's fun to look at.
I'll look at the real one
when we get it. Idiot.
All right.
Put it back in the case, please.
I didn't get to touch it, though.
No.
I don't get to touch it one time?
Don't.
You are sure that this
is the exact size?
Well, I sure hope so
if we're going to pull this off.
Great.
Now you got me nervous.
Don't be.
Wow.
We'll bring the gauntlet at 7
to put on for the party,
and then we will
accompany you upstairs.
Wait. You guys
are coming to the party?
Yes. We have to be there.
It's part of the deal.
Uh...
Okay. Yeah, sure.
Just, uh... you know, be cool.
Don't, like, stand out too much.
Yeah, that's not gonna be
possible.
I promise
you we will be discreet.
-Mr. Juniper.
-Ah, it's just Juniper.
Yes. Of course.
All right. Thank you.
We'll see you all at 7.
And don't worry.
We thought of everything.
Okay.
Okay, now it says we're outside
on the street.
It's obviously not working.
Oh, no.
We're back where we started.
-We can't be.
-Yeah. The laundry cart.
We've passed like 400 of them.
They're everywhere.
Nope. I remember. 1861.
-How did you notice that?
-How did you not?
We gotta try
something different.
Hey, what about
the Ghostbar elevator?
Right.
Once we get up to the club,
we'll be out of here.
-This way.
-This way.
Trust me.
What if we meet Juniper
up there?
Please let it go.
Fine.
Okay, I'm pretty sure
we're on 1 right now.
Fifty-five it is, then.
How long does it take
to go up 55 floors?
Feels like forever.
So, what are we going to tell
Mom and Dad?
What? Nothing.
We'll be out of here
before they're back.
I don't know.
It's getting pretty late.
They could be back any minute.
So... it is not the battery,
and we know that now.
Our driver's gonna run
a few more checks,
so everyone just...
sit tight.
Okay.
Where's our kid?
Okay. Nobody move,
or the girl gets it.
-Found her.
-No, no.
Let's not do that.
It's the end of the line
for you, Water Bandit.
Oh, no.
You'll never catch me alive.
You know, let's just not
shoot anyone. Okay? Boys?
-I got 'em, Dad.
-That's my girl.
I shot you. You gotta die.
You missed. I shot you.
Okay, you know what?!
You know what?
It's getting a little chilly.
Brr.
So let's just get everybody
back on the bus,
and we will just wait inside.
We will-- Oh.
Back on the bus,
where it's safe.
-Yippee-ki-yay, Mother--
-Oh!
Yes, darling.
Let's get on the bus.
No guns on the bus, please.
Thank you.
Charming.
Finally.
Push 1.
Come on, Charlotte, push 1.
-Okay.
-Thank God.
- Okay. Now what?
- We find a way out downstairs.
We tried that,
and we suck at it.
I'm not trying to get past
those security guards up there.
They're not going to arrest us
for being in an elevator,
Charlotte.
Worse, Willow.
They're going to tell
Mom and Dad,
and I'll be freaking screwed.
We'll get out downstairs.
Takes just as long
to go down.
Yeah.
Hey. Um...
-David. Hey.
-Matthew.
I may have done something stupid.
Again?
Can you help me without
getting me in much trouble?
Well, it depends what it is,
Matthew.
You wanna tell me
what it is first?
You wanna tell me
whose bracelet that is first?
None of your business.
We'll try more doors,
see where they go.
Even if we get outside--
You see the Golden Knights game
last night, Ralphie?
See it? I lost 200 bucks on it.
You can't gamble
if you live here, Ralphie.
That's for the tourists.
-Thought I had a hot tip.
-I... I got a hot tip for you.
Okay, what is it?
Don't gamble.
Yeah. Thanks for nothing.
-I'll do a once-around.
-I'll be here.
"Don't gamble." You're a funny
guy, Clark, you know that?
Maybe you should open
for Juniper.
Okay, what now?
We gotta find a way
to distract them.
What should we do?
-Here.
-Thanks.
Ralphie? That you?
Ralphie, I know that's you.
Listen, I'm on my last word.
I'm looking for "mistletoe."
Don't mess with my "mistletoe."
Ralphie, you trying to scare me?
Ralphie?
Ralphie.
I'm not-- I'm not scared.
This is not funny, though.
Oh, Ralphie.
Ralphie. Look out, here I come.
I think we're good.
No, I just got here.
I don't even have
an actual assignment.
No, I heard most
everything's upstairs already.
I'm just backup.
I think I'm just gonna hang out
downstairs
in case there's an emergency.
Yes, a kitchen emergency.
They do happen.
Okay, we gotta get out of here.
Whoa...
There you are.
-Need a little help?
-Need a lot of help.
Mm-hm. Follow me.
All right, Omar,
what do you think?
-Bow tie or no?
-Let's see it on.
I don't really know how, okay?
But like this.
Uh... I mean,
if anybody can pull it off,
it's definitely you.
You're right about that.
No. Makes me look ugly.
Welcome to the Ghostbar.
Merry Christmas.
Have a wonderful night.
Welcome to the Ghostbar.
Merry Christmas.
We're so glad you're here
with us this evening.
Sorry for the extra security.
He will need
to check your purse.
I have a pin in my ankle,
so...
It's fine.
It's not a metal detector.
What does it detect?
What do you think?
Yeah. It's not really
my style, but...
Omar.
What? I mean,
it looks great on you.
Hey, pour me a shot.
Make it two.
-No, not tonight.
-Yes, tonight.
Yes. I need you.
You know, Omar,
I don't have a lot of friends,
and I just--
I feel really good
just having someone around
that has my back, you know?
I'll always have your back.
All right? All right.
-To me.
-To you.
Whoo!
Let's go! Come on. Up top.
- It's gonna be a long night.
- Yeah!
Thank you. Did you reach
the girls yet?
No. I still don't have
cell service.
They're gonna be
so worried about us.
I'm sure they're in the room
scrolling through TikTok by now.
Okay, try them again.
Your call has been forwarded
to an automatic voice message--
Still straight to voicemail.
Yeah. Well, as delightful
as you ladies are,
I can't stay with you all night.
Just let us go to our room.
We'll be fine.
Yeah, no, not without
notifying your parents.
Protocol, I'm afraid.
Our parents expect us
to be in our room.
Then no one has to know anything
about all this.
We'll stay there
until they get back. We promise.
Mm-mm.
Don't think much
of promises, so.
You can trust us.
You know, trust and promises,
they fall into the same hole.
Usually... they don't hold up.
So no.
Welcome to the Ghostbar.
Merry Christmas.
We're so excited to have you
here with us this evening.
Sorry for the extra security.
It's okay. I'm the reason
for the extra security.
See? Told you.
Now, where are the elves?
Right?
I know you got some
around here somewhere.
One more scan.
-Just protocol.
-Okay.
All good.
-So good.
-Bye.
He's so dreamy.
Carl, you good at Station 4
for another 30?
I've got a, uh, situation
I need to deal with.
That's you.
Thanks.
Appreciate it.
Carl seems solid.
You guys ever, like, hang out?
Nope. Never met him.
Look, I'm taking you guys in.
To jail?
Yeah, to jail.
No, to the security office
in the casino.
Let me try and call our parents
one more time.
Yeah, go for it.
Who's that?
-What?
-On your phone.
-Who was that girl?
-Um... That is my daughter.
She's cute.
We have a sister about her age.
Brilliant.
So, what are you guys gonna do
for Christmas?
We're not doing anything
for Christmas.
Why?
Because she lives in London,
England, with her mother,
and I'm here working, so.
-So when do you see her?
-I don't.
Don't get to see her much
these days at all, so...
-Why not?
-Oh, my goodness. See--
-It's a long story, okay?
-I feel like we have time.
No, we don't. Did they pick up?
Nope. Nope.
Then let's get out of here.
You haven't answered
my question yet.
Yeah, not going to. Let's go.
Chop-chop. Chop-chop.
He will need to check
your purse.
Welcome to the Ghostbar.
Merry Christmas.
We're so glad you're here
with us this evening.
Lin, I'm in.
So am I.
So, what is this thing top out
at, eight miles an hour?
Seven, actually.
But we'll get there,
so that's what matters.
Safety first.
-That wasn't Clark.
-Yeah, that wasn't Clark.
Wait. What Clark
are you talking about?
The guard at that desk.
Clark was working there.
Really? And?
And now he's not.
I'm not where
I'm supposed to be right now.
That's life.
Did you know the guy
at that desk?
No. I don't know everyone
that works here.
-But you do know Clark.
-And Ralphie.
Okay, I know both of them,
but it's not like we're besties.
In fact,
I don't like them at all.
Well, they were working
that desk tonight,
and now they're not.
Great observation.
You know what?
For the rest of the ride,
should we play
"The Silent Game"?
It's like "Silent Night."
Christmas.
Christmas theme.
Are you good?
Oh, hey. Yeah.
We don't gotta worry
about the chef.
She's doing a cold sauna.
What does that even mean?
-I locked her in the freezer.
-Then just say that.
You know there's no such thing
as a cold sauna, right?
It's--
It's like a fun metaphor.
It's not a metaphor.
Do you even know
what a metaphor is?
-I do. Do you?
-I just used one.
No, you didn't.
What you did was like a...
An oxymoron.
What did you just call me,
bro?
Calm down. Hold on.
Yeah. Downstairs is secured.
-Showtime. Come on.
-You don't get it.
-There's nothing to get.
-You don't get it, bro.
Hey, Siri, what is a metaphor?
Execute lockdown protocol.
Roger that.
And...
this is the end of the line.
Right, okay, so we're here.
I'm gonna take you to Security.
Then I'm gonna go check
on this Clark situation.
Stay here one second.
Okay.
Weird, huh?
No, no, it's not that weird.
Just key card. Hold on.
Carl. Carl.
Carl!
Okay, now it's weird.
Anything electronic
can be blocked
by someone
on the same network node.
Okay.
-Yeah.
-We gotta go back.
Oh, boy,
another high-speed chase.
Okay, enough.
Listen, this is-- Little bit--
-Okay, yep.
-Yep.
Just... turn around.
-Should I drive?
-No. Don't--
That's not even an option.
Everything's ready.
-Send it up.
-Coming to you.
Oh, my gosh.
We never should have followed
your new boyfriend back here.
-Don't blame me for this.
-Who else would I blame?
No one. It just happened.
Okay, will you two
stop fighting?
This isn't fighting.
It's just regular sisters
talking to each other.
No, it sounds like fighting.
Don't you miss your daughter?
Of course I do.
Then why aren't you in London?
Uh...
Her mother and I
had a falling-out, so...
Didn't handle it well.
She broke a promise.
-How do you...?
-Eyes on the hallway.
Yes, she did.
I was hurt, so I left.
Left the country?
Yeah, well,
there were other factors
that made it
difficult for me.
Anyway, look, look,
like I said, it's a long story.
Maybe you should just
keep it quiet from now on.
Oh, well, look at that.
Ride's over.
Look, bad things happened
to you. I get it.
But you're making it worse
by adding on bad decisions
of your own.
Running away
never solved anything.
I'm not running away.
-Aren't you?
-Nope.
I am going
to investigate.
You two stay back,
please.
I don't think
we're done talking.
We're very much done.
Thank you, Oprah. Okay?
So just stay here.
Yeah? Please? Please?
Thank you.
Oh, my goodness.
You're not his therapist,
you know.
He needs one bad.
Package secured.
He's not at the Security desk.
-Are you in the right place?
-Pretty sure.
There's some guy
named Carl there.
Well, find him.
-How am I supposed to--?
-Just do it.
Great.
Find a British security guard
in a massive casino.
I'm gonna need Zane for this.
Juniper!
Thank you, everyone,
for being here tonight.
Now, to set the mood,
I'm gonna play one song
off of my Christmas album.
I can't even see him.
Cold sauna.
That's actually pretty good.
Ooh!
Thank you, Santa.
Mmm...!
"No, you're running away."
Running away.
I'm not running away
from anything.
Don't have to tell me
what to do...
Sorry,
you actually scared me, man.
This area's
supposed to be on lockdown.
Really?
Yeah, I just got stuck
back here somehow.
-Really?
-Yeah. Uh...
-Shaun, right?
-Yeah.
I don't think we've met.
I'm... David.
You're not supposed to be back
here, man. Yeah.
I don't wanna be, but I am.
Did you get reassigned?
No, no.
Just got stuck back here.
Damn key card not working.
Hey, um...
you don't know
what happened to Clark, do you?
-Clark?
-Do you know Clark?
Yeah, I thought he was supposed
to be on the shift here tonight.
You know what?
Actually, I don't know.
They called me last minute,
so maybe Clark
got sick or something.
Who called you?
Was it a Theresa?
-Yes, Theresa.
-It was a Theresa.
Okay.
Well, honestly, man,
I don't really remember.
It was probably someone
from her office, though.
Yeah. You know what?
Should we just--?
Just to confirm things,
should we give her a quick call?
-Sure.
-Just to confirm things.
Yeah, just do that.
She probably knows
what's going on with Clark too.
Yeah. Hey.
-Who sent you?
-No one sent me.
-Yeah, I have an idea.
-This wasn't the plan.
-Story of my life.
-That sucks, man.
Sometimes you gotta learn
how to pivot.
Wait, wait, wait.
Hang on a minute.
Ooh!
I told you you shouldn't
have been down here.
Thank you.
-I told you to stay put.
-He was going to kill you.
No, I had him
exactly where I wanted him.
Wow. Ungrateful much?
Disobedient much?
Thank you.
It's still burning.
I found him.
In the downstairs kitchen.
Stay with plan alpha.
Connecting you now.
Got it.
-Well, you didn't kill him.
-That's good.
Yeah, it is very good.
Sorry about that.
I need to put a stop
to this.
Carl.
Carl!
Okay, still nothing.
New plan.
You can use my phone.
Just don't call my parents.
-I have a phone, kid.
-No, use mine.
That way, you can
keep an eye on her.
-Don't you dare touch her.
-Who is that?
-That's my daughter.
-Yes, it is.
She's safe. Right now.
And she'll stay safe as long
as you do what you're told.
Damn. This is a new low,
even for Robyn.
Tell her yourself.
She's expecting you upstairs.
I'm not going upstairs.
You seem to think
you have a choice.
Does David have a choice
right now?
No, he does not.
Oh, my God, he's a douche.
Put it on.
-What is it?
-It's your tuxedo for the party.
I swear, if anything happens
to her, I'm gonna--
Let's not do that dance.
Just put the tux on.
Turn around.
Classic Robyn.
You guys,
you look awfully alike.
Does she make you
in a factory or something or...?
We don't look that much alike.
You're like identical, in fact.
We do our hair different.
Your card was
the nine of spades, right?
-Yes.
-Yeah. Watch the deck.
Wait. But this isn't your card,
no? No.
Watch the five of spades.
It changes into the nine
of spades with Juniper.
Check it out.
Oh, my gosh. That's my card.
Thank you.
Now put her in the cold sauna.
Don't know what that means.
The freezer.
Put her in the freezer.
She's hardly got any clothes on.
Give her yours, hero.
Just go with it, okay?
Do you know this guy?
No, but I know his boss.
She's an old colleague
from back home,
and she's here to steal that
stupid diamond glove. Right?
Wow.
You're really smart.
-Let's go, come on.
-Wait.
-Fix your hair before you go up.
-Adorable.
Come on, let's go.
Toss her in there, handsome.
Oh, thank God.
Oh, crud.
Don't hurt her, mate.
She's not part of this.
David, we're not in the business
of hurting young girls.
Unless someone forces us to.
Let's go.
Antler?
A Taser? Really?
They didn't trust you
with the real thing.
I wouldn't wanna shoot
anybody's eye out.
Send him up.
Ho...ho...ho...
Yeah.
Damn it.
Robyn.
Sorry.
Excuse me.
Hey, what's up?
Sorry, excuse me.
-David.
-Hi, Quinn.
What are you doing here?
-What are you wearing?
-About a year's worth of salary.
Listen, okay? I need you to keep
looking after Juniper for me.
Yeah. Rich-people bollocks.
I remember.
Okay, no, but I think
something is up, something...
Zane. Zane. Bro.
Bro, you with me?
Looks like old Neil's in charge
from here on out.
Who's Mom's favorite
now, huh?
You twisted--
You're just in time.
This party's about to get good.
How dare you threaten Emma?
David, relax. She'll be fine.
So you knew I'd be here? Hmm?
We are partners, aren't we?
I have to keep tabs
on my partner.
-Ex-partners.
-Hm.
I was never good
at letting things go either.
We could be partners again.
Nothing would make me happier.
I'm not helping you steal
that gauntlet.
I'm stealing it
one way or another.
Don't you want to be part
of the winning team for once?
We were part
of the winning team.
What? Shadow ops?
Plausible deniability?
David, they never cared
about us.
You can't reason your way out
of being a criminal.
I do love when you talk dirty.
Who's in charge now?
Whose desk is this?
This is Neil's desk.
Ooh! Word search.
"Mistletoe."
"Mistletoe."
"Mistletoe." "Mistletoe."
Okay, all right.
This should be easy.
Hello?
Who's back here?
Hello?
I think I'm lost down here.
Who's back here?
Hey, little girl. How'd you get
all the way down here?
I was trying to find
the bathroom.
I got lost in these hallways.
Well, you're gonna have
to go back the way you came.
I just don't know
which way that is.
You okay?
I'm good. Just--
Do you need some help?
I'm fine.
Just get out of here.
Here I go.
Ooh! Pink peppermint.
Ugh!
-What is happening?
-Yes!
Help.
Oh, crud.
-No, I'm here to get you out.
-Oh, thank God.
You guys stay here.
Keep the door open, okay?
Okay... At least it's warmer
out here.
Hey, where'd you go?
Oh, God.
Did she let you out?
Let's go. Come on.
Get back in there now. Let's go.
Close it. Close it.
Open the door!
Robyn.
Hello? Lin.
Reindeer nose?
-I'm good.
-I'll pass.
Ugh.
Cold sauna.
Cold sauna kind of sucks.
Okay, so great news.
A new bus is on the way.
It shouldn't be more than 30
to 45 more minutes.
It wasn't a nightmare.
We're still here.
I almost forgot
how good this feels.
-Boss, it's time.
-Excuse me.
Excuse me. Ladies and gentlemen.
Thank you so much
for being here.
And the truth is, this is not
just a Christmas party, okay?
I've gathered you all here
to announce...
my three-month residency
right here at the Pearl Theater.
Yes.
-Here I go.
-Thank you.
Hi. Congratulations.
I'm a big fan.
-I loved your last album.
-Thank you.
I cannot wait to see
what you do next.
-You good, boss?
-Yeah.
-Hi, how are you?
-Hi.
Here's a list
of our holiday drinks.
Must be losing your touch.
Or was that just a trial run?
Maybe I have had
a change of heart.
Yeah, I seriously doubt that.
Why am I here, Robyn?
Well, you look great in a tux.
Oh...
And I wanted you by my side.
What, for your stupid plan
tonight?
I have big plans for us, David.
-Right. Um-- Hi.
-Yeah?
Could I get a Vixen Martini,
please?
-That sounds about right.
-Yeah, okay.
And we'll do a Naughty or Nice
for the bloke.
Sorry, the jury's still out.
Turns out we're not
so different, you and me.
No, we are.
We're plenty different.
-Oh?
-Yeah.
But I haven't changed, David.
You have.
Yeah, well,
I've changed for the better.
Look at your life.
Do you really think
this is better?
Perfect timing. Thank you.
So, what is your plan?
I have to tell David we took out
the bad guys down here.
-Here, let me help you.
-Thanks.
What if you can't talk to him?
I should write it down.
I could at least get him a note.
Maybe slip it with, like,
an appetizer.
Here.
I found a hack
in the casino security system.
But if I interrupt it, they're
gonna know something's up.
-How are they communicating?
-I don't know.
We're always connected through
earpieces for big events.
I bet you they have
their own comms.
Ew...
Ew, ew, ew!
-Do you have a phone?
-I do.
Go to YouTube.
May I? Thanks.
Annoying static. My specialty.
-It's push to talk.
-Then push it.
Ah!
What is going on?
Now we're cooking.
Good one.
-You okay?
-I'm fine. Um...
I'm just gonna step
to the ladies' room.
Give me one minute.
-Don't even think about it.
-Think about what?
Going anywhere.
"New bad guy is in the freezer.
We are safe down here.
Their communications
are compromised."
Sounds good.
Okay, I can interrupt
her connection,
but I can't prevent her
from opening a new one.
How much time will that buy me?
Should be enough
to get you up in the elevator.
-Should be?
-That's the best I've got.
I should've been
more encouraging
about your computer homework.
Yep, you should have.
Okay, let's do this. Go, team.
What is going on?
Hello?
I'm here.
Try it... now.
What just happened?
It worked.
Can anyone hear me?
Ugh! Damn it.
Oh, no. Don't jump.
Don't flatter yourself.
You really disappointed me
tonight.
Oh, really? You know what?
Um...
-I'm all right with that.
-Well, you shouldn't be.
Don't you see it? This is it.
You and me.
This is your next path.
You just have to embrace it.
Robyn, you're nuts, okay?
You are nuts. I have things
I care about. Real things.
Real things in Las Vegas.
No, real things in my life.
That's tragic.
Bye, David.
What do you mean, goodbye?
Is my daughter safe?
She will be once
I'm out of here safely.
Then let's get you out of here.
This way please, madam.
Is that you, Neil?
What is happening?
She's back in already?
Ah! How did she do that so fast?
Neil?
Wha--?
What happened?
I'm not going down
with the ship.
Did I do that?
A little bit more tasteful.
Plate, please.
We're down a server.
We need to move faster.
Can we make these look
any better than what they are?
This looks like-- Come on.
What are we? What are we?
I love food that looks good.
This looks terrible.
Can we clean this up?
Make it look a little better?
Okay. Can I get...?
Hi. No breaks until after
the passed apps, okay?
Come on, let's get back to
your station. Come on, come on.
-Now what?
-Is that the salmon?
All right. Come on,
bring them over.
Do we have fresher greens?
Okay.
Excuse me. Thank you.
Sorry. Thank you. Sorry.
Can we just make a...?
Thank you. Sorry about that.
Whose station is this? Hello?
Can you get this under control,
please?
Fire! Fire! There's a--
There's a fire in the kitchen.
Everyone just, all right,
remain calm, all right?
Can we get this out, please?
Here goes nothing.
Wait.
Okay.
Everything is fine.
Or not.
Everyone stay where you are.
We're investigating the alarm.
We may have to evacuate.
Attention, guests.
We are evacuating the Ghostbar.
Please follow Security
personnel to the nearest exit.
We need to secure the elevator.
Attention, guests.
We are evacuating the Ghostbar.
What does the appetizer say?
Yeah, whatever you had planned,
Robyn, it's over.
I played my part.
Now just please
leave me and Emma alone.
And you did play your part,
David.
I just wish
it wasn't all pretend.
David, I need help
getting people out of here.
I need to stay close
to Juniper.
Quinn, give me one second, okay?
Just one second.
Is Emma safe? Yes or no?
Oh. Do you hear that?
-It's your dreams calling.
-David.
-Quinn! Okay, sure!
-Please get Juniper out.
Let's go. Please, this way.
Thank you. Sorry.
Thank you, thank you.
Look at me.
Is Emma safe? Yes or no?
Yes.
I never wanna see you again.
Attention, guests.
We are evacuating the Ghostbar.
Please follow Security
personnel to the nearest exit.
Attention, guests.
We are evacuating the Ghostbar.
Please follow Security
personnel to the nearest exit.
Whew. Just made it.
Oh, 1. That's where
I'm going too.
Get home safe. Sleep it off.
This way.
Excuse me, ladies,
please make a path.
We need to get Juniper
through the scanner.
Let's go.
Hold up.
Again, please.
Why? We're literally leaving.
It's just a precaution.
Okay.
-Okay, good?
-Must be broken.
Of course.
-Okay. Let me just...
-Let's get this going.
-Let's go.
-Yeah.
Oh, no, no, no.
This isn't the real gauntlet.
You had one job. One job!
Look at this!
Bloody hell.
Guys, I'm eating sushi with
Criss Angel in five minutes.
I have to go. I'm sorry.
You seem a little young
to be a chef at the Ghostbar.
It's my first day.
Are you British?
Yes. What gave it away?
Just, you know, I've heard
British people talk before.
In movies and stuff.
Wonderful.
Yeah.
I'm sorry, sir. Sir.
All guests are being evacuated
through the main entrance.
I'm not a guest, George.
I work here.
-Doing what exactly?
-Same as you, man. Security.
-Oh. Did Theresa hire you?
-I know about the Theresa thing.
There's no Theresa.
Then you should also know
that you can't use this elevator
after there's a kitchen alarm.
Really? Well, then who is?
Does anyone have eyes on--?
I can't let you
call in the cavalry.
I've had a pretty long day,
and I've got trust issues. Okay.
-Hey, you're early.
-Something went south.
-We should go.
-Okay.
What about the rest of the crew?
Communications are down. Let's
go to the rendezvous point.
-It's too hot here.
-I'm good with that.
All right.
Let's get out of here.
But, I don't know, drive casual.
-Oh, hey, there you are.
-Do you know this guy, Quinn?
Yeah. He's one of us.
You can trust him.
-Okay. I'm leaving this to you.
-Thanks, George.
You got it, George.
Hey, did you see
that the gauntlet is a fake?
Yeah, and I think I know
who has the real one.
Yeah? Where is it?
Fifty-five floors from here.
You do know that's not
gonna help, right?
It's not gonna hurt!
Looking for someone?
You seem very curious
for a young chef
on her first day.
Sorry, I was just...
No, no, no,
it's quite all right.
Maybe you should come with me,
just to be safe.
Shh!
Here we go.
Whew!
Okay.
Let's do this.
Whew. Let's do this.
I don't think
that's the way to the casino.
Oh, yeah. We're not
going to the casino, love.
My dad always says
Brits make the best bad guys.
Well, your dad's right,
and we're brilliant at it.
-Come on. You're with me now.
-Just go.
I'm guessing you got
what you came for.
Here's a life lesson, kid.
It never hurts to have
a little insurance policy.
Now chop-chop.
I think we should
check the casino.
I'm gonna check here first.
David.
I think my sister's in trouble.
What are we gonna do?
-Thank God you're okay.
-Charlotte's not.
Why? What happened?
Some British lady
took her down the hallway.
Yeah. Uh...
Okay, we are gonna go and make
sure she's okay. I promise.
Trust and promises fall
into the same hole.
They don't usually hold up.
Not this time, all right?
Will you show me
where they went?
Yeah.
Okay. I'll explain later.
-Come on.
-This way.
Bloody Americans!
Don't do anything stupid.
This isn't gonna work.
Back inside.
Robyn, you lying piece of--
Stop all of this, okay? Stop.
Let the girl go.
Come on. David.
What's more important?
The gauntlet or a child?
-Charlotte!
-Stay there, Willow.
I don't care about
the stupid glove, Robyn!
Just let the girl go.
Oh, let me think about that one.
Mm... Nope. Can't do that.
Look, we've played this game
long enough, okay?
We both know you have
to accept when it's over.
You never tried hard enough,
David.
See, that was always your flaw.
You just weren't clever enough
to find another way out.
Quinn. Why?
It pays more.
It really didn't have to end
this way, David.
Don't worry, Quinn,
we'll find another way out.
David, are you okay?
Yep. I've actually been trained
for this.
I'll be fine.
Just give me a minute.
They train security guards
to be tased?
-He's not just a security--
-What?
-I think he's trained--
-He is a trained guard.
But-- That's the training
he's talking about.
-No, it's not. I--
-Please stop fighting.
-It's not fighting.
-It's not fighting.
Okay.
We'll get out of this, okay?
You two stay put.
-Have we stayed put yet?
-No, you have not.
-So let's go.
-Let's go.
Check out the hat.
It's pretty cute.
They'll be heading to the exit.
Just stay low.
Not that low, you idiot.
This way.
Okay. She wouldn't be
out in the open. Um...
You go wherever.
We'll be fine.
Yeah? Okay. Just find
somewhere safe, please.
-We will.
-Yeah. Okay.
-Lose the hat.
-Yes, chef.
We just have to make it
to the front door.
One of us does,
anyway.
Huh?
-Sorry, not sorry.
-Wait.
Yes!
Bollocks!
There she is.
Push.
-Are you sure?
-Yes. Come on.
Hey. I can help.
Aah!
Robyn!
It's good to have you back,
baby.
Let's do this.
Yah!
Stay down, Robyn.
Well, if it isn't Miss Moy-Moy.
I'll take that.
We're leaving now.
Stop this, Robyn.
Exit's right there.
Leave the girl, I'll let you go.
And you won't
try to stop me?
No.
I promise.
Moy-Moy is a monkey,
you bitch.
Get back.
David, please.
-Hey! Okay!
-Get her out of here.
-You did it!
-Oh, hey.
You were amazing.
Oh...
Let's make sure
we've got the real thing, huh?
Absolutely.
Come on.
Oh.
-I forgot to turn this baby on.
-On switch.
That will help, yeah.
Thank you.
Everything okay
out there?
-Don't pretend like you care.
-I do care.
You care about
your employee review.
Well, it is
in two weeks.
Can you please get us
out of here? He smells.
-Bob.
-What in the world?
Mom! Dad!
What are you doing down here?
There's like 20 police cars
outside.
We had
the craziest day.
You're not gonna believe it.
Are you a chef now?
Excuse me, sir.
Are you these girls' parents?
Yeah.
Wanted to say
they were really brave today.
- Brave?
- Yeah.
That's a scary thing to hear.
Well, actually,
the CEO of the hotel
would like to speak to them.
Are they in trouble?
No, no, far from it, actually.
Just got a special surprise in
store for them tomorrow night.
-Are you gonna be there?
-Uh... No, I have...
I have somewhere else
I'm gonna be.
Juniper.
Charlotte and Willow, welcome.
And family.
I am so happy to have
you all here with me tonight.
Come in.
Make yourselves comfortable.
Are they okay?
Um...
You guys do speak English,
right?
Yeah, they speak English, mate.
Well, it's American English.
David,
what are you doing here?
I thought you went
back to London.
Yeah.
Well, this is an invitation
I couldn't say no to.
-Because you wanna meet Juniper?
-Yeah.
No, I'm more of a Mick Jagger
man. Sorry, mate.
I wanted her to meet you.
This is Emma.
I love your dress.
Emma, this is Charlotte.
That's Willow.
She's here because of you.
-And she gets to meet Juniper.
-Stop it.
Hi, I'm Bob.
Give me your arm.
-Why?
-Trust me.
Okay. Trust and promises--
Let me have this one, okay?
There we go.
-What's this?
-It's a bracelet.
Something
to remember me by.
I love it.
Ooh.
Wait, but I don't have
anything for you.
No, man.
You already got me my gift.
Carl.
Carl, can you...?
Carl.
Carl!
Carl!
Carl!
I got it.
-You guys ready?
-Let's do it.
Santa is coming early this year.
Heart six.
Oh, my God.
Look. Juniper.
Bro, what is the actual hype?
What do you mean,
what is the hype? Look at him.
Juniper.
Oh, my God.
What if we ran into him?
-No way.
-I would literally die.
Oh, my God,
I have to get a photo of this.
Charlie, are you serious?
What's going on?
Why are we stopping? Let's go.
I don't know. Ask her.
-It's Juniper.
-It's a picture of Juniper.
I dropped Moy-Moy.
-Wait, what?
-What?
-When?
-I thought you were watching her.
-Who? Jackie or Moy-Moy?
-Both of them.
She's 7. Why does she still
have that thing?
It's fine. I see her.
You just dropped Moy-Moy.
Oh, my gosh. It's gonna be okay.
Hey.
What in the world
are you doing?
You're on Moy-Moy.
-What is a Moy-Moy?
-My monkey friend.
Tell your friend he should
really watch where he's going.
So should you.
Children.
Grown-ups.
-Thank you, Willow.
-I got you, Jackie.
-Okay. Let's go, family.
-Back on track.
Why do you even care about
Jackie's stupid Moy-Moy?
Oh, come on, Charlotte.
You never had anything stupid
you cared about?
-Well, I do have you.
-Oh, yeah.
David, we're here
on our anniversary.
We were able
to bring our three kids.
We couldn't bring the dog.
That's kind of a bummer.
How can I help you?
Oh, yeah. My glasses.
I think someone took them.
Just snatched them
right off my slot machine.
Really? Someone stole them?
I think so. They were very nice.
Okay, I'm sure they were.
Um...
-Can you describe them for me?
-Oh, sure.
They're metal rims.
Trifocal lenses.
And they turn
into sunglasses outside.
You know,
because of my glaucoma.
-Damn glaucoma, huh?
-Yeah.
Okay. All right.
What I'm gonna do, then,
I'll look around
this whole casino for you.
But I'm gonna start with this
general facility right here.
-Okay.
-That's where you last saw them?
-Yeah. Yeah.
-Around here? Yeah.
Okay. Follow-up question.
Do they look anything, um...
like this?
Yeah,
they look exactly like those.
-Mystery solved.
-Whoopsie-doodle!
Yeah, whoopsie-doodle.
Can we say
this case is closed?
Yeah, well, you don't have to be
so grumpy about it.
-Welcome to Las Vegas.
-Oh...
You'd rather stay here
and do nothing?
Going to the pool
is not nothing.
It can't be more
than 50 degrees out there.
The sun is out, and there's
no snow on the ground.
That's good enough
for me.
What about
our Christmas-card photo?
You can photoshop me in.
If Charlotte's
not going, I'm not.
My JavaScript and my Scratch
code projects
are due as soon as we get back.
-Your what?
-Hello? That's extra credit.
Just go on the tour.
I don't wanna go on the tour.
-I wanna go on the tour.
-We are.
Dress your monkey.
I'm not watching Willow
at the pool.
-I don't wanna go to the pool.
-I wanna go.
You are not going to the pool.
-I can just stay in the room.
-We have to go.
-Either they're coming or not.
-Okay.
Charlotte,
you can go to the pool,
but you will come right back
to the room
and stay here until we get back.
-Deal?
-Deal.
You will take Willow
and not let her
out of your sight.
I don't need a babysitter.
I'll be fine up here.
No, you two
are gonna stay together.
-Charlotte, you hear me?
-Roger that.
Willow?
Roger Rabbit.
Okay. Ready?
-Have fun.
-Thank you.
Let's go.
-Get you out of here right now.
-Hey!
- Don't get into any trouble.
- We won't.
Dad, I want to come visit you.
Yeah, I know, I wanna see
you too, darling, but I just--
I'm working a lot,
you know, uh, and I--
Anyway, I gotta go, okay?
You-- I love you.
Wait, Dad, did mom send you
my Christmas list?
Yeah, uh... She did.
It was a big one. Um...
You must have been really good
to expect that entire haul.
Oh, I was.
I really was.
Okay, then, um, I will--
I'll put in a word with Santa
and see what I can do.
All right, sweetheart,
I-I have to go for real.
I love you. Go to bed.
Love you, Dad. Bye.
Bye.
David!
Quinn. Mind toning it down
a little bit?
I got security detail
for Juniper.
Juniper.
Oh, you got security detail
for Juniper?
I turned that down.
You're welcome.
Wait.
You did what? Why?
I'm more of a Mick Jagger man,
I guess.
-Who?
-Mick--
Have you--? Oh...!
They made him this gorgeous
diamond-covered gauntlet.
It goes all the way
from his finger to his elbow.
Oh, wow. Do you know
what that sounds like?
Oh?
What it sounds like...
...is rich-people bollocks.
Rich-people bollocks.
Yeah, I don't know
what "bollocks" means,
but... I'm in charge
of the rich-people bollocks.
No, it's not a good thing.
Don't mean to burst your bubble,
but celebrities
have their own security.
You're gonna be window dressing.
At best, you're gonna be nursing
his cinnamon-spice nutmeg latte.
Look, David, it pays more.
I got a lot
of Christmas presents to buy.
Yeah. Tell me about it.
No, no, no,
that's not-- Oh, come on.
What is your problem?
-This should be good.
-This should be terrible.
You have no idea
what you're doing.
Well, then go play
somewhere else.
You owe me a thousand dollars
'cause of your crappy play.
You wanna try and take it?
Oh, are you gonna stop me?
Those aren't yours, are they?
Beat it, Paul Blart.
I got this.
No, you don't.
Sorry.
-Bad idea.
-Hey, let him go.
-We done here?
-We're done here.
Okay, let's go home.
-I'm just gonna go home.
-Yeah.
Nice moves.
They, uh, teach you that
at orientation?
I, uh...
I've done my own research.
Let's an get ice pack
and an Uber for that one.
Uh...
Cleanup on Aisle 9.
Uh--
Blackjack, high-stakes room.
Aren't you freezing?
I'm fine. I'm not going home
without a tan.
It's the winter solstice.
Even here, you're not likely
to get much response
from your melanin.
Barf. Don't you have, like,
JavaTime to do?
Okay. I'm gonna go
check out the hot tub.
Do not go into the hot tub.
That's how people get
foot fungus.
I will if I want to.
Whatever.
Excuse me, ma'am.
Ma'am? Uh...
-Hi.
-Hi.
Um, can I get you anything?
Like what?
I don't know, like,
another towel or a space heater?
Why does everyone think
it's so cold?
Because it kind of is.
It's below zero at my house now.
-Where's that?
-Michigan.
Oh... Upper or Lower?
Are you a Michigan expert?
No, I just know
that there's two parts.
And that there's a lot
of Cheeseheads?
-That's Wisconsin.
-Yeah.
Not an expert.
Uh, can I ask you,
what do people who are under 21
even do in Vegas?
Pbbt. Um...
-We have a movie theater.
-We have movies in Michigan.
Yeah. I'm sure
we could figure something out.
We?
Yeah.
I get off in an hour.
I could show you around.
-That could be fun.
-We can't.
-You can't?
-We have to go to our room
as soon as we're done
with the pool.
We will.
With a slight detour.
That's not what Dad said.
I'm watching you,
not the other way around.
I'm gonna let you figure
this out. I'll come back.
Why'd you have to be so cringe?
Says the girl planning
her wedding to the pool boy.
You're so annoying.
Juniper.
-This is gonna be, like...
-I cannot wait.
Thank you so much.
-That's my lover.
-Yes.
-Wait, hold on. Who is that?
-Oh, my God.
-Oh, my...
-Juniper!
He's here!
He's so beautiful.
-Can I get a photo with you?
-Sure.
-It's a bachelor party.
-Yes. I'm the bride.
You're getting married.
Congratulations.
Blink twice,
I'll call off the wedding.
Sorry. I gotta keep it moving.
Come on.
No! We love you.
-I love you too.
-You good?
My social battery
was not ready for that, Omar.
Yeah, I noticed.
-Just get me to the room.
-Yes, sir.
Okay. Everyone watch your step.
I'll watch "mine."
Little mining humor.
Okay, so back when gold
and silver were discovered here,
around 1859, people rushed
to this area, and--
Is there still gold here?
Another excellent question
from Jackie.
No, no, there hasn't been
any mining here
in Nelson
since around the 1940s.
Why'd they stop?
Well, I promise
I will get to that.
But first, let me take us
back to 1859,
when they found an estimated
10 million dollars' worth of ore
in these mines.
-Is that a lot?
-Ten million dollars?
That's like a whole super lot.
Yes, yes, it is
like a super lot.
It is the most
that has ever been--
-What do these things do?
-Oh, boy.
-Hi. Hi. Jackie.
-Think the girls are okay?
No. I think they're probably
showgirls by now.
Well, it is an income stream.
Can I get a mom or a dad,
please?
The Reindeer has landed.
I repeat,
the Reindeer has landed.
-Window dressing.
-Mm. Not today, handsome.
Don't need you distracting me
with your bubbly wit and charm.
Well, you are doing it.
You're getting a $2 million
glove into our casino.
Two-point-nine million.
-That much?
-I've done my own research.
Anyway, gotta go do my job.
-Go earn the big bucks.
-Don't be jealous.
Won't be.
-David.
-Robyn.
People said you landed in the
States, but Las Vegas, really?
Were there no openings
at the Mall of America?
What the hell
are you doing here?
I heard Juniper's performing
his holiday album,
and I just had to check it out.
The same day
a priceless piece of jewelry
shows up at the casino, huh?
-Is that right? I had no idea.
-Really? Yeah?
You know what?
I'm gonna have to tail you
until that thing's safely out,
won't I?
I wouldn't want to keep you from
policing bachelorette parties.
Are you going to let go
of my arm now?
Thank you.
I see you're getting better
at letting things go.
Good for you.
Robyn.
Yes, David?
Very funny.
Give me my watch back, please.
You know, there was a time where
you wouldn't be caught dead
wearing anything
as cheap as this.
This is the new me.
I miss the old you, David.
Don't you?
No.
I'm happy to see you.
Brings back
some wonderful memories.
Yeah. Wonderful, huh?
That's not how I remember it.
Well, now, really,
don't worry about me being here.
I promise I'm just in town for
a little rest and relaxation.
Unless, of
course, you have other ideas.
-Robyn.
-Yes, David?
Touch.
Okay. Not bad, not bad.
Keep it.
Think of it as a little gift
to remember me by.
This way.
I don't think we should be here.
Stop being a baby.
We're fine.
No one's gonna notice us,
all right? I promise.
How do you not
get lost here?
I have. Twice.
-Where is everybody?
-Um...
Well, this elevator goes up
to the Ghostbar.
There's a really exclusive party
up there tonight.
A big Juniper event.
Oh, my gosh. I love him.
-Here we go.
-Have you met him?
Do you know what room he's in?
Can we go to the event?
-Uh...
-Calm down, bro.
No. Security's like
double crazy tonight.
He's got this bracelet
or something expensive.
-Have you seen it?
-No.
-What's all this?
-It's laundry.
We go through 50,000 towels
and sheets every day.
How many washing machines
do you have?
They send it to a company
that does it.
- Is somebody down here?
- No.
That's Security. I can't
get caught with you here.
You said no one would notice us.
-Other workers, not Security.
-What do we do?
I d-- Just get in.
Get in. Now.
I hope these are clean.
-Put the towels on. Hurry.
-It's too late now.
-Hey, Clark.
-Matthew.
-What are you doing down here?
-Uh...
Well, a guest lost their phone
by the pool.
Figured I'd check the towels.
Those aren't pool towels.
Oh, my gosh, you're right.
Yeah, I just get so turned
around back here, I don't know.
Okay. Come on.
We're clearing out this section.
Big event at the Ghostbar
tonight. Let's go.
-Okay. I'll be right there.
-No, no. I'm serious.
This is a security issue.
Let's go, with me. Let's go.
All right. Yeah, yeah.
Okay, let's get out of here.
Wait.
We have to make sure
they're gone.
Which way
do you think they went?
I don't know. Let's just go back
the way we came in.
What if they went
the way we came in?
We should go the other way.
We don't know
where the other way goes.
We're screwed.
Y'all get this luggage
in the sleeping bedroom.
Take all that luggage there
and put it in the party bedroom.
Y'all keep on packing.
I got this.
Mr. Juniper would like
to see the gauntlet.
Oh, yes. Right this way.
-Juniper's right here.
-Good afternoon, Mr. Juniper.
Oh, this is it. Oh, yes!
Wow. Heh.
It's, uh, pretty secure.
We're very secure.
Oh, wow! Heh.
I love it.
-Can I touch it?
-Be my guest.
What's this, guns?
Open it.
Ooh.
Yeah.
-Can I touch it?
-You can touch it.
-I'm gonna touch it first. Ow!
-It's my--
Whoa.
Robyn, this looks exactly
like the real thing.
-Uh-huh.
-Guys.
Why don't we just sell this one?
Because, Neil, there are people
way smarter than you
that can tell the difference.
Well, then why don't we find
somebody dumb to sell it to?
Oh, okay. Sure.
Hey, you got 3 million
to blow on jewelry?
-No.
-See?
Dumb people can't afford it.
Lin, you don't wanna see
this thing?
Why would I wanna see
fake diamond?
Shut up, nerd. It's sparkly.
It's fun to look at.
I'll look at the real one
when we get it. Idiot.
All right.
Put it back in the case, please.
I didn't get to touch it, though.
No.
I don't get to touch it one time?
Don't.
You are sure that this
is the exact size?
Well, I sure hope so
if we're going to pull this off.
Great.
Now you got me nervous.
Don't be.
Wow.
We'll bring the gauntlet at 7
to put on for the party,
and then we will
accompany you upstairs.
Wait. You guys
are coming to the party?
Yes. We have to be there.
It's part of the deal.
Uh...
Okay. Yeah, sure.
Just, uh... you know, be cool.
Don't, like, stand out too much.
Yeah, that's not gonna be
possible.
I promise
you we will be discreet.
-Mr. Juniper.
-Ah, it's just Juniper.
Yes. Of course.
All right. Thank you.
We'll see you all at 7.
And don't worry.
We thought of everything.
Okay.
Okay, now it says we're outside
on the street.
It's obviously not working.
Oh, no.
We're back where we started.
-We can't be.
-Yeah. The laundry cart.
We've passed like 400 of them.
They're everywhere.
Nope. I remember. 1861.
-How did you notice that?
-How did you not?
We gotta try
something different.
Hey, what about
the Ghostbar elevator?
Right.
Once we get up to the club,
we'll be out of here.
-This way.
-This way.
Trust me.
What if we meet Juniper
up there?
Please let it go.
Fine.
Okay, I'm pretty sure
we're on 1 right now.
Fifty-five it is, then.
How long does it take
to go up 55 floors?
Feels like forever.
So, what are we going to tell
Mom and Dad?
What? Nothing.
We'll be out of here
before they're back.
I don't know.
It's getting pretty late.
They could be back any minute.
So... it is not the battery,
and we know that now.
Our driver's gonna run
a few more checks,
so everyone just...
sit tight.
Okay.
Where's our kid?
Okay. Nobody move,
or the girl gets it.
-Found her.
-No, no.
Let's not do that.
It's the end of the line
for you, Water Bandit.
Oh, no.
You'll never catch me alive.
You know, let's just not
shoot anyone. Okay? Boys?
-I got 'em, Dad.
-That's my girl.
I shot you. You gotta die.
You missed. I shot you.
Okay, you know what?!
You know what?
It's getting a little chilly.
Brr.
So let's just get everybody
back on the bus,
and we will just wait inside.
We will-- Oh.
Back on the bus,
where it's safe.
-Yippee-ki-yay, Mother--
-Oh!
Yes, darling.
Let's get on the bus.
No guns on the bus, please.
Thank you.
Charming.
Finally.
Push 1.
Come on, Charlotte, push 1.
-Okay.
-Thank God.
- Okay. Now what?
- We find a way out downstairs.
We tried that,
and we suck at it.
I'm not trying to get past
those security guards up there.
They're not going to arrest us
for being in an elevator,
Charlotte.
Worse, Willow.
They're going to tell
Mom and Dad,
and I'll be freaking screwed.
We'll get out downstairs.
Takes just as long
to go down.
Yeah.
Hey. Um...
-David. Hey.
-Matthew.
I may have done something stupid.
Again?
Can you help me without
getting me in much trouble?
Well, it depends what it is,
Matthew.
You wanna tell me
what it is first?
You wanna tell me
whose bracelet that is first?
None of your business.
We'll try more doors,
see where they go.
Even if we get outside--
You see the Golden Knights game
last night, Ralphie?
See it? I lost 200 bucks on it.
You can't gamble
if you live here, Ralphie.
That's for the tourists.
-Thought I had a hot tip.
-I... I got a hot tip for you.
Okay, what is it?
Don't gamble.
Yeah. Thanks for nothing.
-I'll do a once-around.
-I'll be here.
"Don't gamble." You're a funny
guy, Clark, you know that?
Maybe you should open
for Juniper.
Okay, what now?
We gotta find a way
to distract them.
What should we do?
-Here.
-Thanks.
Ralphie? That you?
Ralphie, I know that's you.
Listen, I'm on my last word.
I'm looking for "mistletoe."
Don't mess with my "mistletoe."
Ralphie, you trying to scare me?
Ralphie?
Ralphie.
I'm not-- I'm not scared.
This is not funny, though.
Oh, Ralphie.
Ralphie. Look out, here I come.
I think we're good.
No, I just got here.
I don't even have
an actual assignment.
No, I heard most
everything's upstairs already.
I'm just backup.
I think I'm just gonna hang out
downstairs
in case there's an emergency.
Yes, a kitchen emergency.
They do happen.
Okay, we gotta get out of here.
Whoa...
There you are.
-Need a little help?
-Need a lot of help.
Mm-hm. Follow me.
All right, Omar,
what do you think?
-Bow tie or no?
-Let's see it on.
I don't really know how, okay?
But like this.
Uh... I mean,
if anybody can pull it off,
it's definitely you.
You're right about that.
No. Makes me look ugly.
Welcome to the Ghostbar.
Merry Christmas.
Have a wonderful night.
Welcome to the Ghostbar.
Merry Christmas.
We're so glad you're here
with us this evening.
Sorry for the extra security.
He will need
to check your purse.
I have a pin in my ankle,
so...
It's fine.
It's not a metal detector.
What does it detect?
What do you think?
Yeah. It's not really
my style, but...
Omar.
What? I mean,
it looks great on you.
Hey, pour me a shot.
Make it two.
-No, not tonight.
-Yes, tonight.
Yes. I need you.
You know, Omar,
I don't have a lot of friends,
and I just--
I feel really good
just having someone around
that has my back, you know?
I'll always have your back.
All right? All right.
-To me.
-To you.
Whoo!
Let's go! Come on. Up top.
- It's gonna be a long night.
- Yeah!
Thank you. Did you reach
the girls yet?
No. I still don't have
cell service.
They're gonna be
so worried about us.
I'm sure they're in the room
scrolling through TikTok by now.
Okay, try them again.
Your call has been forwarded
to an automatic voice message--
Still straight to voicemail.
Yeah. Well, as delightful
as you ladies are,
I can't stay with you all night.
Just let us go to our room.
We'll be fine.
Yeah, no, not without
notifying your parents.
Protocol, I'm afraid.
Our parents expect us
to be in our room.
Then no one has to know anything
about all this.
We'll stay there
until they get back. We promise.
Mm-mm.
Don't think much
of promises, so.
You can trust us.
You know, trust and promises,
they fall into the same hole.
Usually... they don't hold up.
So no.
Welcome to the Ghostbar.
Merry Christmas.
We're so excited to have you
here with us this evening.
Sorry for the extra security.
It's okay. I'm the reason
for the extra security.
See? Told you.
Now, where are the elves?
Right?
I know you got some
around here somewhere.
One more scan.
-Just protocol.
-Okay.
All good.
-So good.
-Bye.
He's so dreamy.
Carl, you good at Station 4
for another 30?
I've got a, uh, situation
I need to deal with.
That's you.
Thanks.
Appreciate it.
Carl seems solid.
You guys ever, like, hang out?
Nope. Never met him.
Look, I'm taking you guys in.
To jail?
Yeah, to jail.
No, to the security office
in the casino.
Let me try and call our parents
one more time.
Yeah, go for it.
Who's that?
-What?
-On your phone.
-Who was that girl?
-Um... That is my daughter.
She's cute.
We have a sister about her age.
Brilliant.
So, what are you guys gonna do
for Christmas?
We're not doing anything
for Christmas.
Why?
Because she lives in London,
England, with her mother,
and I'm here working, so.
-So when do you see her?
-I don't.
Don't get to see her much
these days at all, so...
-Why not?
-Oh, my goodness. See--
-It's a long story, okay?
-I feel like we have time.
No, we don't. Did they pick up?
Nope. Nope.
Then let's get out of here.
You haven't answered
my question yet.
Yeah, not going to. Let's go.
Chop-chop. Chop-chop.
He will need to check
your purse.
Welcome to the Ghostbar.
Merry Christmas.
We're so glad you're here
with us this evening.
Lin, I'm in.
So am I.
So, what is this thing top out
at, eight miles an hour?
Seven, actually.
But we'll get there,
so that's what matters.
Safety first.
-That wasn't Clark.
-Yeah, that wasn't Clark.
Wait. What Clark
are you talking about?
The guard at that desk.
Clark was working there.
Really? And?
And now he's not.
I'm not where
I'm supposed to be right now.
That's life.
Did you know the guy
at that desk?
No. I don't know everyone
that works here.
-But you do know Clark.
-And Ralphie.
Okay, I know both of them,
but it's not like we're besties.
In fact,
I don't like them at all.
Well, they were working
that desk tonight,
and now they're not.
Great observation.
You know what?
For the rest of the ride,
should we play
"The Silent Game"?
It's like "Silent Night."
Christmas.
Christmas theme.
Are you good?
Oh, hey. Yeah.
We don't gotta worry
about the chef.
She's doing a cold sauna.
What does that even mean?
-I locked her in the freezer.
-Then just say that.
You know there's no such thing
as a cold sauna, right?
It's--
It's like a fun metaphor.
It's not a metaphor.
Do you even know
what a metaphor is?
-I do. Do you?
-I just used one.
No, you didn't.
What you did was like a...
An oxymoron.
What did you just call me,
bro?
Calm down. Hold on.
Yeah. Downstairs is secured.
-Showtime. Come on.
-You don't get it.
-There's nothing to get.
-You don't get it, bro.
Hey, Siri, what is a metaphor?
Execute lockdown protocol.
Roger that.
And...
this is the end of the line.
Right, okay, so we're here.
I'm gonna take you to Security.
Then I'm gonna go check
on this Clark situation.
Stay here one second.
Okay.
Weird, huh?
No, no, it's not that weird.
Just key card. Hold on.
Carl. Carl.
Carl!
Okay, now it's weird.
Anything electronic
can be blocked
by someone
on the same network node.
Okay.
-Yeah.
-We gotta go back.
Oh, boy,
another high-speed chase.
Okay, enough.
Listen, this is-- Little bit--
-Okay, yep.
-Yep.
Just... turn around.
-Should I drive?
-No. Don't--
That's not even an option.
Everything's ready.
-Send it up.
-Coming to you.
Oh, my gosh.
We never should have followed
your new boyfriend back here.
-Don't blame me for this.
-Who else would I blame?
No one. It just happened.
Okay, will you two
stop fighting?
This isn't fighting.
It's just regular sisters
talking to each other.
No, it sounds like fighting.
Don't you miss your daughter?
Of course I do.
Then why aren't you in London?
Uh...
Her mother and I
had a falling-out, so...
Didn't handle it well.
She broke a promise.
-How do you...?
-Eyes on the hallway.
Yes, she did.
I was hurt, so I left.
Left the country?
Yeah, well,
there were other factors
that made it
difficult for me.
Anyway, look, look,
like I said, it's a long story.
Maybe you should just
keep it quiet from now on.
Oh, well, look at that.
Ride's over.
Look, bad things happened
to you. I get it.
But you're making it worse
by adding on bad decisions
of your own.
Running away
never solved anything.
I'm not running away.
-Aren't you?
-Nope.
I am going
to investigate.
You two stay back,
please.
I don't think
we're done talking.
We're very much done.
Thank you, Oprah. Okay?
So just stay here.
Yeah? Please? Please?
Thank you.
Oh, my goodness.
You're not his therapist,
you know.
He needs one bad.
Package secured.
He's not at the Security desk.
-Are you in the right place?
-Pretty sure.
There's some guy
named Carl there.
Well, find him.
-How am I supposed to--?
-Just do it.
Great.
Find a British security guard
in a massive casino.
I'm gonna need Zane for this.
Juniper!
Thank you, everyone,
for being here tonight.
Now, to set the mood,
I'm gonna play one song
off of my Christmas album.
I can't even see him.
Cold sauna.
That's actually pretty good.
Ooh!
Thank you, Santa.
Mmm...!
"No, you're running away."
Running away.
I'm not running away
from anything.
Don't have to tell me
what to do...
Sorry,
you actually scared me, man.
This area's
supposed to be on lockdown.
Really?
Yeah, I just got stuck
back here somehow.
-Really?
-Yeah. Uh...
-Shaun, right?
-Yeah.
I don't think we've met.
I'm... David.
You're not supposed to be back
here, man. Yeah.
I don't wanna be, but I am.
Did you get reassigned?
No, no.
Just got stuck back here.
Damn key card not working.
Hey, um...
you don't know
what happened to Clark, do you?
-Clark?
-Do you know Clark?
Yeah, I thought he was supposed
to be on the shift here tonight.
You know what?
Actually, I don't know.
They called me last minute,
so maybe Clark
got sick or something.
Who called you?
Was it a Theresa?
-Yes, Theresa.
-It was a Theresa.
Okay.
Well, honestly, man,
I don't really remember.
It was probably someone
from her office, though.
Yeah. You know what?
Should we just--?
Just to confirm things,
should we give her a quick call?
-Sure.
-Just to confirm things.
Yeah, just do that.
She probably knows
what's going on with Clark too.
Yeah. Hey.
-Who sent you?
-No one sent me.
-Yeah, I have an idea.
-This wasn't the plan.
-Story of my life.
-That sucks, man.
Sometimes you gotta learn
how to pivot.
Wait, wait, wait.
Hang on a minute.
Ooh!
I told you you shouldn't
have been down here.
Thank you.
-I told you to stay put.
-He was going to kill you.
No, I had him
exactly where I wanted him.
Wow. Ungrateful much?
Disobedient much?
Thank you.
It's still burning.
I found him.
In the downstairs kitchen.
Stay with plan alpha.
Connecting you now.
Got it.
-Well, you didn't kill him.
-That's good.
Yeah, it is very good.
Sorry about that.
I need to put a stop
to this.
Carl.
Carl!
Okay, still nothing.
New plan.
You can use my phone.
Just don't call my parents.
-I have a phone, kid.
-No, use mine.
That way, you can
keep an eye on her.
-Don't you dare touch her.
-Who is that?
-That's my daughter.
-Yes, it is.
She's safe. Right now.
And she'll stay safe as long
as you do what you're told.
Damn. This is a new low,
even for Robyn.
Tell her yourself.
She's expecting you upstairs.
I'm not going upstairs.
You seem to think
you have a choice.
Does David have a choice
right now?
No, he does not.
Oh, my God, he's a douche.
Put it on.
-What is it?
-It's your tuxedo for the party.
I swear, if anything happens
to her, I'm gonna--
Let's not do that dance.
Just put the tux on.
Turn around.
Classic Robyn.
You guys,
you look awfully alike.
Does she make you
in a factory or something or...?
We don't look that much alike.
You're like identical, in fact.
We do our hair different.
Your card was
the nine of spades, right?
-Yes.
-Yeah. Watch the deck.
Wait. But this isn't your card,
no? No.
Watch the five of spades.
It changes into the nine
of spades with Juniper.
Check it out.
Oh, my gosh. That's my card.
Thank you.
Now put her in the cold sauna.
Don't know what that means.
The freezer.
Put her in the freezer.
She's hardly got any clothes on.
Give her yours, hero.
Just go with it, okay?
Do you know this guy?
No, but I know his boss.
She's an old colleague
from back home,
and she's here to steal that
stupid diamond glove. Right?
Wow.
You're really smart.
-Let's go, come on.
-Wait.
-Fix your hair before you go up.
-Adorable.
Come on, let's go.
Toss her in there, handsome.
Oh, thank God.
Oh, crud.
Don't hurt her, mate.
She's not part of this.
David, we're not in the business
of hurting young girls.
Unless someone forces us to.
Let's go.
Antler?
A Taser? Really?
They didn't trust you
with the real thing.
I wouldn't wanna shoot
anybody's eye out.
Send him up.
Ho...ho...ho...
Yeah.
Damn it.
Robyn.
Sorry.
Excuse me.
Hey, what's up?
Sorry, excuse me.
-David.
-Hi, Quinn.
What are you doing here?
-What are you wearing?
-About a year's worth of salary.
Listen, okay? I need you to keep
looking after Juniper for me.
Yeah. Rich-people bollocks.
I remember.
Okay, no, but I think
something is up, something...
Zane. Zane. Bro.
Bro, you with me?
Looks like old Neil's in charge
from here on out.
Who's Mom's favorite
now, huh?
You twisted--
You're just in time.
This party's about to get good.
How dare you threaten Emma?
David, relax. She'll be fine.
So you knew I'd be here? Hmm?
We are partners, aren't we?
I have to keep tabs
on my partner.
-Ex-partners.
-Hm.
I was never good
at letting things go either.
We could be partners again.
Nothing would make me happier.
I'm not helping you steal
that gauntlet.
I'm stealing it
one way or another.
Don't you want to be part
of the winning team for once?
We were part
of the winning team.
What? Shadow ops?
Plausible deniability?
David, they never cared
about us.
You can't reason your way out
of being a criminal.
I do love when you talk dirty.
Who's in charge now?
Whose desk is this?
This is Neil's desk.
Ooh! Word search.
"Mistletoe."
"Mistletoe."
"Mistletoe." "Mistletoe."
Okay, all right.
This should be easy.
Hello?
Who's back here?
Hello?
I think I'm lost down here.
Who's back here?
Hey, little girl. How'd you get
all the way down here?
I was trying to find
the bathroom.
I got lost in these hallways.
Well, you're gonna have
to go back the way you came.
I just don't know
which way that is.
You okay?
I'm good. Just--
Do you need some help?
I'm fine.
Just get out of here.
Here I go.
Ooh! Pink peppermint.
Ugh!
-What is happening?
-Yes!
Help.
Oh, crud.
-No, I'm here to get you out.
-Oh, thank God.
You guys stay here.
Keep the door open, okay?
Okay... At least it's warmer
out here.
Hey, where'd you go?
Oh, God.
Did she let you out?
Let's go. Come on.
Get back in there now. Let's go.
Close it. Close it.
Open the door!
Robyn.
Hello? Lin.
Reindeer nose?
-I'm good.
-I'll pass.
Ugh.
Cold sauna.
Cold sauna kind of sucks.
Okay, so great news.
A new bus is on the way.
It shouldn't be more than 30
to 45 more minutes.
It wasn't a nightmare.
We're still here.
I almost forgot
how good this feels.
-Boss, it's time.
-Excuse me.
Excuse me. Ladies and gentlemen.
Thank you so much
for being here.
And the truth is, this is not
just a Christmas party, okay?
I've gathered you all here
to announce...
my three-month residency
right here at the Pearl Theater.
Yes.
-Here I go.
-Thank you.
Hi. Congratulations.
I'm a big fan.
-I loved your last album.
-Thank you.
I cannot wait to see
what you do next.
-You good, boss?
-Yeah.
-Hi, how are you?
-Hi.
Here's a list
of our holiday drinks.
Must be losing your touch.
Or was that just a trial run?
Maybe I have had
a change of heart.
Yeah, I seriously doubt that.
Why am I here, Robyn?
Well, you look great in a tux.
Oh...
And I wanted you by my side.
What, for your stupid plan
tonight?
I have big plans for us, David.
-Right. Um-- Hi.
-Yeah?
Could I get a Vixen Martini,
please?
-That sounds about right.
-Yeah, okay.
And we'll do a Naughty or Nice
for the bloke.
Sorry, the jury's still out.
Turns out we're not
so different, you and me.
No, we are.
We're plenty different.
-Oh?
-Yeah.
But I haven't changed, David.
You have.
Yeah, well,
I've changed for the better.
Look at your life.
Do you really think
this is better?
Perfect timing. Thank you.
So, what is your plan?
I have to tell David we took out
the bad guys down here.
-Here, let me help you.
-Thanks.
What if you can't talk to him?
I should write it down.
I could at least get him a note.
Maybe slip it with, like,
an appetizer.
Here.
I found a hack
in the casino security system.
But if I interrupt it, they're
gonna know something's up.
-How are they communicating?
-I don't know.
We're always connected through
earpieces for big events.
I bet you they have
their own comms.
Ew...
Ew, ew, ew!
-Do you have a phone?
-I do.
Go to YouTube.
May I? Thanks.
Annoying static. My specialty.
-It's push to talk.
-Then push it.
Ah!
What is going on?
Now we're cooking.
Good one.
-You okay?
-I'm fine. Um...
I'm just gonna step
to the ladies' room.
Give me one minute.
-Don't even think about it.
-Think about what?
Going anywhere.
"New bad guy is in the freezer.
We are safe down here.
Their communications
are compromised."
Sounds good.
Okay, I can interrupt
her connection,
but I can't prevent her
from opening a new one.
How much time will that buy me?
Should be enough
to get you up in the elevator.
-Should be?
-That's the best I've got.
I should've been
more encouraging
about your computer homework.
Yep, you should have.
Okay, let's do this. Go, team.
What is going on?
Hello?
I'm here.
Try it... now.
What just happened?
It worked.
Can anyone hear me?
Ugh! Damn it.
Oh, no. Don't jump.
Don't flatter yourself.
You really disappointed me
tonight.
Oh, really? You know what?
Um...
-I'm all right with that.
-Well, you shouldn't be.
Don't you see it? This is it.
You and me.
This is your next path.
You just have to embrace it.
Robyn, you're nuts, okay?
You are nuts. I have things
I care about. Real things.
Real things in Las Vegas.
No, real things in my life.
That's tragic.
Bye, David.
What do you mean, goodbye?
Is my daughter safe?
She will be once
I'm out of here safely.
Then let's get you out of here.
This way please, madam.
Is that you, Neil?
What is happening?
She's back in already?
Ah! How did she do that so fast?
Neil?
Wha--?
What happened?
I'm not going down
with the ship.
Did I do that?
A little bit more tasteful.
Plate, please.
We're down a server.
We need to move faster.
Can we make these look
any better than what they are?
This looks like-- Come on.
What are we? What are we?
I love food that looks good.
This looks terrible.
Can we clean this up?
Make it look a little better?
Okay. Can I get...?
Hi. No breaks until after
the passed apps, okay?
Come on, let's get back to
your station. Come on, come on.
-Now what?
-Is that the salmon?
All right. Come on,
bring them over.
Do we have fresher greens?
Okay.
Excuse me. Thank you.
Sorry. Thank you. Sorry.
Can we just make a...?
Thank you. Sorry about that.
Whose station is this? Hello?
Can you get this under control,
please?
Fire! Fire! There's a--
There's a fire in the kitchen.
Everyone just, all right,
remain calm, all right?
Can we get this out, please?
Here goes nothing.
Wait.
Okay.
Everything is fine.
Or not.
Everyone stay where you are.
We're investigating the alarm.
We may have to evacuate.
Attention, guests.
We are evacuating the Ghostbar.
Please follow Security
personnel to the nearest exit.
We need to secure the elevator.
Attention, guests.
We are evacuating the Ghostbar.
What does the appetizer say?
Yeah, whatever you had planned,
Robyn, it's over.
I played my part.
Now just please
leave me and Emma alone.
And you did play your part,
David.
I just wish
it wasn't all pretend.
David, I need help
getting people out of here.
I need to stay close
to Juniper.
Quinn, give me one second, okay?
Just one second.
Is Emma safe? Yes or no?
Oh. Do you hear that?
-It's your dreams calling.
-David.
-Quinn! Okay, sure!
-Please get Juniper out.
Let's go. Please, this way.
Thank you. Sorry.
Thank you, thank you.
Look at me.
Is Emma safe? Yes or no?
Yes.
I never wanna see you again.
Attention, guests.
We are evacuating the Ghostbar.
Please follow Security
personnel to the nearest exit.
Attention, guests.
We are evacuating the Ghostbar.
Please follow Security
personnel to the nearest exit.
Whew. Just made it.
Oh, 1. That's where
I'm going too.
Get home safe. Sleep it off.
This way.
Excuse me, ladies,
please make a path.
We need to get Juniper
through the scanner.
Let's go.
Hold up.
Again, please.
Why? We're literally leaving.
It's just a precaution.
Okay.
-Okay, good?
-Must be broken.
Of course.
-Okay. Let me just...
-Let's get this going.
-Let's go.
-Yeah.
Oh, no, no, no.
This isn't the real gauntlet.
You had one job. One job!
Look at this!
Bloody hell.
Guys, I'm eating sushi with
Criss Angel in five minutes.
I have to go. I'm sorry.
You seem a little young
to be a chef at the Ghostbar.
It's my first day.
Are you British?
Yes. What gave it away?
Just, you know, I've heard
British people talk before.
In movies and stuff.
Wonderful.
Yeah.
I'm sorry, sir. Sir.
All guests are being evacuated
through the main entrance.
I'm not a guest, George.
I work here.
-Doing what exactly?
-Same as you, man. Security.
-Oh. Did Theresa hire you?
-I know about the Theresa thing.
There's no Theresa.
Then you should also know
that you can't use this elevator
after there's a kitchen alarm.
Really? Well, then who is?
Does anyone have eyes on--?
I can't let you
call in the cavalry.
I've had a pretty long day,
and I've got trust issues. Okay.
-Hey, you're early.
-Something went south.
-We should go.
-Okay.
What about the rest of the crew?
Communications are down. Let's
go to the rendezvous point.
-It's too hot here.
-I'm good with that.
All right.
Let's get out of here.
But, I don't know, drive casual.
-Oh, hey, there you are.
-Do you know this guy, Quinn?
Yeah. He's one of us.
You can trust him.
-Okay. I'm leaving this to you.
-Thanks, George.
You got it, George.
Hey, did you see
that the gauntlet is a fake?
Yeah, and I think I know
who has the real one.
Yeah? Where is it?
Fifty-five floors from here.
You do know that's not
gonna help, right?
It's not gonna hurt!
Looking for someone?
You seem very curious
for a young chef
on her first day.
Sorry, I was just...
No, no, no,
it's quite all right.
Maybe you should come with me,
just to be safe.
Shh!
Here we go.
Whew!
Okay.
Let's do this.
Whew. Let's do this.
I don't think
that's the way to the casino.
Oh, yeah. We're not
going to the casino, love.
My dad always says
Brits make the best bad guys.
Well, your dad's right,
and we're brilliant at it.
-Come on. You're with me now.
-Just go.
I'm guessing you got
what you came for.
Here's a life lesson, kid.
It never hurts to have
a little insurance policy.
Now chop-chop.
I think we should
check the casino.
I'm gonna check here first.
David.
I think my sister's in trouble.
What are we gonna do?
-Thank God you're okay.
-Charlotte's not.
Why? What happened?
Some British lady
took her down the hallway.
Yeah. Uh...
Okay, we are gonna go and make
sure she's okay. I promise.
Trust and promises fall
into the same hole.
They don't usually hold up.
Not this time, all right?
Will you show me
where they went?
Yeah.
Okay. I'll explain later.
-Come on.
-This way.
Bloody Americans!
Don't do anything stupid.
This isn't gonna work.
Back inside.
Robyn, you lying piece of--
Stop all of this, okay? Stop.
Let the girl go.
Come on. David.
What's more important?
The gauntlet or a child?
-Charlotte!
-Stay there, Willow.
I don't care about
the stupid glove, Robyn!
Just let the girl go.
Oh, let me think about that one.
Mm... Nope. Can't do that.
Look, we've played this game
long enough, okay?
We both know you have
to accept when it's over.
You never tried hard enough,
David.
See, that was always your flaw.
You just weren't clever enough
to find another way out.
Quinn. Why?
It pays more.
It really didn't have to end
this way, David.
Don't worry, Quinn,
we'll find another way out.
David, are you okay?
Yep. I've actually been trained
for this.
I'll be fine.
Just give me a minute.
They train security guards
to be tased?
-He's not just a security--
-What?
-I think he's trained--
-He is a trained guard.
But-- That's the training
he's talking about.
-No, it's not. I--
-Please stop fighting.
-It's not fighting.
-It's not fighting.
Okay.
We'll get out of this, okay?
You two stay put.
-Have we stayed put yet?
-No, you have not.
-So let's go.
-Let's go.
Check out the hat.
It's pretty cute.
They'll be heading to the exit.
Just stay low.
Not that low, you idiot.
This way.
Okay. She wouldn't be
out in the open. Um...
You go wherever.
We'll be fine.
Yeah? Okay. Just find
somewhere safe, please.
-We will.
-Yeah. Okay.
-Lose the hat.
-Yes, chef.
We just have to make it
to the front door.
One of us does,
anyway.
Huh?
-Sorry, not sorry.
-Wait.
Yes!
Bollocks!
There she is.
Push.
-Are you sure?
-Yes. Come on.
Hey. I can help.
Aah!
Robyn!
It's good to have you back,
baby.
Let's do this.
Yah!
Stay down, Robyn.
Well, if it isn't Miss Moy-Moy.
I'll take that.
We're leaving now.
Stop this, Robyn.
Exit's right there.
Leave the girl, I'll let you go.
And you won't
try to stop me?
No.
I promise.
Moy-Moy is a monkey,
you bitch.
Get back.
David, please.
-Hey! Okay!
-Get her out of here.
-You did it!
-Oh, hey.
You were amazing.
Oh...
Let's make sure
we've got the real thing, huh?
Absolutely.
Come on.
Oh.
-I forgot to turn this baby on.
-On switch.
That will help, yeah.
Thank you.
Everything okay
out there?
-Don't pretend like you care.
-I do care.
You care about
your employee review.
Well, it is
in two weeks.
Can you please get us
out of here? He smells.
-Bob.
-What in the world?
Mom! Dad!
What are you doing down here?
There's like 20 police cars
outside.
We had
the craziest day.
You're not gonna believe it.
Are you a chef now?
Excuse me, sir.
Are you these girls' parents?
Yeah.
Wanted to say
they were really brave today.
- Brave?
- Yeah.
That's a scary thing to hear.
Well, actually,
the CEO of the hotel
would like to speak to them.
Are they in trouble?
No, no, far from it, actually.
Just got a special surprise in
store for them tomorrow night.
-Are you gonna be there?
-Uh... No, I have...
I have somewhere else
I'm gonna be.
Juniper.
Charlotte and Willow, welcome.
And family.
I am so happy to have
you all here with me tonight.
Come in.
Make yourselves comfortable.
Are they okay?
Um...
You guys do speak English,
right?
Yeah, they speak English, mate.
Well, it's American English.
David,
what are you doing here?
I thought you went
back to London.
Yeah.
Well, this is an invitation
I couldn't say no to.
-Because you wanna meet Juniper?
-Yeah.
No, I'm more of a Mick Jagger
man. Sorry, mate.
I wanted her to meet you.
This is Emma.
I love your dress.
Emma, this is Charlotte.
That's Willow.
She's here because of you.
-And she gets to meet Juniper.
-Stop it.
Hi, I'm Bob.
Give me your arm.
-Why?
-Trust me.
Okay. Trust and promises--
Let me have this one, okay?
There we go.
-What's this?
-It's a bracelet.
Something
to remember me by.
I love it.
Ooh.
Wait, but I don't have
anything for you.
No, man.
You already got me my gift.
Carl.
Carl, can you...?
Carl.
Carl!
Carl!
Carl!