Drunken Noodles (2025) Movie Script
1
Hey, wait.
Hey.
So you're just gonna stare at me?
Well, I'm Adnan, your new roommate.
Hello?
Yeah, yeah, I'm just on the corner.
All right.
Hey, I'm down here.
Hey.
Thanks.
Are you okay?
Yeah, I'm okay, I just...
Do you need gum?
No, I'm okay.
Do you need to cum?
You said gum or cum?
Both.
No, no, I'm okay.
Take care.
Yeah.
- Adnan?
- Adnan, yeah.
- Nice to meet you, finally.
- Finally.
So this is the main space.
Back there, you have the
bathroom and the kitchen.
- Okay.
- Did you bring your laptop?
I did, yeah.
So you can set it up there.
You've been in the city before, no?
A few times, yeah.
I'm just staying with my uncle right now
while he is in Europe.
I'm just looking after his cat.
So what do you do when people come in?
Well, you don't have to do much.
Usually, they come in, they
stay for a few minutes,
they look at the work and leave.
Okay.
Sometimes we get some
crazies, but you'll manage.
And for collectors, press
and people really interested
in buying the work,
those make appointments.
- I see.
- So I'll be here for that.
I see, okay.
The work is so special
and I have already so many people
interested in looking at it.
And you met him how?
Last summer, I met him upstate.
Well, you'll be pretty
much on your own this week
because I'll be at the fair
and I made you a spare key.
Every time you need to
step out, lock the door.
And I think that's pretty much it.
If you need anything, call me.
I gotta run.
- Perfect.
- See you.
- Bye.
- Bye-Bye.
Hey.
I guess someone's
missing their dinner, huh?
Done for today.
You want some?
No, I'm okay, what is it?
Thanks.
That's good.
Is that for work?
I like it.
I'm Adnan.
Adam?
No, Adnan.
Adnan.
Yeah.
And you?
Yariel.
- Yariel?
- Yes.
Do you work?
No, I'm a student upstate.
I'm just in the city for the summer,
I'm doing an internship at a gallery.
Art?
I never understood, what are these for?
Is that for the cold or?
Yeah.
But it's hot out.
Oh, you saw the sun?
You want to ride?
The bike?
Yeah.
Right there.
Oops.
What?
I smelled your hand.
It's musty.
Go.
Okay.
- Hey.
- Hi.
Did you come on your bike or...
I'm not always on my bike.
I have to take this, but
take a look around, okay?
I'll be right back.
Hello?
Hey, yeah.
Hey, yeah, so I was calling earlier
because this morning,
the shipping company called
me and they said there's,
it might be another week or two...
Call you back.
All right, bye.
This one's called, "You Have Been Lying."
"You Have Been Lying."
Do you make them?
Oh no, no.
They're from an artist
that I met last summer.
He's in his seventies.
Do you like them?
- I don't know, do you?
- Yeah, I do, I do.
How much?
I don't decide that,
I don't decide prices.
The artists and the galleries,
they talk about that.
How?
You know, market value, what
people are willing to pay.
100?
No, more than that.
Listen, I have a meeting
I have to take right now,
but there is a video
with the artist talking
if you wanna listen to that.
I won't be too long if
you wanna stick around.
Okay, so the lamp's broken,
I forgot about that.
So there's no video,
but if you wanna listen,
you can listen to the audio.
- Okay.
- All right.
I'll be back.
I was walking,
listening to the song,
"Mona Lisa," kept
hearing it over and over.
What is this?
Then it came to me:
She wanted me to let out her
secret why she's smiling.
I saw her in the painting on
an easel at an artist studio,
but with a paddle hanging from
her hand out of the painting.
That's it, she's a dominatrix.
So the painting depicted in the next room
three men tied to tables with red...
Theres no center. Theres no
empty space.
The figures look like kids drawings.
At first they look like kids drawings
but soon you realize that
the content is definitely not for kids.
This is the first friction you experience
when you see them.
The second is the material.
Thread...
seems...
fragile and less permanent than oil,
ink or charcoal.
Like a message that can auto-destruct
after viewing.
And it comes slightly off the surface.
That small volume has the potential of
love.
Is the anticipation of love.
The rest, figures taken from fables, bars,
nature, sports...
hold themselves in positions that want to
represent desire
But theres no desire.
Unless you are looking at them next to
somebody else.
The shared viewing is the only fuel of
that desire.
Can we come in?
They're my friends.
I told them about the paintings.
I saw him again the
following night.
He was sitting alone on a bench in
a childrens playground.
We drank coke, we ate, we came.
Though not in that order.
And true to my own rhetoric
I laid my feet on the table.
Like almost everyone else in the world
I failed without making a sound.
I spat on my shadow before going to bed.
That was the only answer I could offer to
a world
that asked from me a style that didnt
belong to me.
Or maybe its about something else.
Perhaps there was a different plan for me.
Perhaps no one can solve
a strictly personal destiny.
Perhaps the historical tide will solve it
for one and for all.
At least I have this.
And all those exchanges that
took place in the dark.
- Hey.
- Hi.
You need help?
- Oh, I got a flat tire.
- You close by?
I don't know, I think I'm
maybe 10 miles that way.
I can fix that.
- Really?
- Yeah.
Okay, thank you.
Sure.
So you must be tired pushing the bike,
it's a lot easier to ride it up the hill
instead of pushing it up the hill.
How long has it been flat, for a while?
I don't know, I've
been at it for a while.
Well, it was a good workout.
It's a beautiful day, so what the hell?
Wait here, I'll be right back in a minute.
Okay.
Thanks.
There you go.
Oh, there's a hose out back
if you wanna freshen up.
All right, thanks.
It is a big
one, wanna come inside?
It's hot.
- Is this your work?
- What, those?
Yeah, I make them.
Okay, we gotta let this dry a little more.
Thanks again.
You want more water?
No, I'm okay.
These are really amazing.
Do you ever sell them or...
No.
- Have you shown them?
- No.
My mother's sleeping in the main house.
Stay there.
How would you like to come?
I'm getting hungry.
You want something to eat?
I can drive you back later
if you don't want to ride
your bicycle all the way back.
Yeah, yeah, sure.
That's really good.
My mother made it.
Does she ever come out?
She doesn't move much at her age,
but her mind, still pretty much there.
So, you live 10 miles away, huh?
No, I'm just staying at a
friend's house for a week.
I live on the other side of the Hudson,
I'm a student at Bard right now.
You should be careful
when you ride your bike
around these woods.
I've heard of a lot of
accidents over the years.
So have you been living here long?
Yeah, we bought the
house in the late nineties.
We moved in full time when
Michael and I retired.
He passed away right after that.
I'm sorry.
It's okay, it happens.
Then my mother got old and so
I moved her into this place.
And the embroidery,
have you been doing that for a long time?
Yeah, but not like this.
I used to do still lifes,
animals, a few landscapes.
I began embroidering
an old picture I found
of Michael after he died
and that opened up all
these possibilities.
You wanna see something really special?
Have a seat
and listen.
This is where they come.
Where?
Nature tells me where to listen.
When?
Just wait.
It's coming.
Is that coming from the trees?
You can go up to him,
just don't touch him.
Why?
Don't be scared.
He can touch you, but you can't touch him.
- I want do that again.
- Not tonight.
Yeah!
No, not tonight, another time.
Have a seat, listen.
It's okay, you're good.
We are never coming back down.
It looks nice.
Oh, I wonder if we can use it.
Yeah, sure, if it's here.
Maybe tomorrow morning while you ride.
Yep, yeah, you might want to check it.
I don't know how long it's
been out here, you know?
It seems all right.
Let's go!
Three, two, one.
After you.
Whatever you do, don't
practice Tati on the piano.
You read my mind.
Oh, you picked your
side of the bed, I see.
But you always sleep on that side.
Not when we're on vacation.
Oh, really?
I've never noticed before.
- What?
- Nothing.
You gonna help?
I prefer to watch.
If you wanna go swimming,
we should go now.
Five minutes.
Here.
Watch your step.
Watch out.
Yep.
You okay?
Oh, it's nice!
How come you ran away from me earlier?
What?
In the house.
I tried to have sex with
you and you said no again,
and then you went to the
other room and jerked off.
Seriously, now?
I...
Anyways, you were taking a nap.
I was taking a nap
because you rejected me.
I didn't want to make
a big deal out of it,
I just wanted to cum fast, just to cum,
I just wanted to relax.
Yeah, I could have helped you with that.
You know, we haven't
had sex in six months.
I know, I'm sorry.
It's the new medication,
it's not, it's not you,
just try not to take it personal.
It's hard not to take it personal.
I know, I'm sorry.
Hey, hey.
Hello?
Come in.
- No.
- Your loss.
Okay, secretary.
Do a waiter swiping a
card at fancy restaurant.
Food delivery guy.
That was your element in a sex dungeon.
Flip!
Butt plug.
Cock ring.
Soiled jockstrap.
Crisco, a can of Crisco.
You want it?
- An owl?
- Or a heart.
When did you do it?
It was during nap time.
Usually, that's where my parents
would send me in the summers.
I'd go overseas and I would
just stay with him on his farm,
and he'd take care of me.
How old were you?
It started when I was 11 or 12.
And my grandfather, he used
to take a nap every single day
at the same time listening
to his little portable radio,
a soccer match or something.
And he used to sleep like this.
And when he would do that,
I would wait for him to
fall asleep completely.
And I'd walk in, check his breathing,
and then I'd kiss him on the mouth.
- And he never woke up?
- No, never.
And it turned you on, I guess?
There was nothing else to do,
I was so bored during the nap every day.
Right, right, right.
And there was all these men
all around me all the
time, these old farmer men.
I don't...
There were more?
Yeah, there were more.
My grandfather had this one friend, Ahmad.
He was the next door neighbor,
he was also a farmer,
and they would just talk
every day about chickens
and tomatoes and soccer, you know.
How old was he?
I guess mid seventies, same as him.
- Did you kiss him too?
- No, no.
With him, it was different.
He had this pair of shoes
that I guess he uses work
shoes every single day,
and they were disgusting,
they were filthy.
And he would leave them
outside of his front door,
I noticed every day.
And so I would hop the fence,
I'd walk over and I'd jerk off into them.
How?
I'd sniff them, I'd lick
them, I'd put my dick in them.
Oh my God, you're
like a reverse abuser.
I don't know, I was bored.
Oh my God.
I cannot believe you've
never told me this.
Have you been with the guy that old since?
No, not that old at least.
- Would you want to?
- No, I don't know.
No, I don't think about it.
Would you?
No.
Who gave that to you?
A couple goes for a weekend trip
to a house in the mountains.
They don't see each other that often
because the younger one
has moved to another city
for grad school.
The older one has been depressed
since the death of his twin
sister over a year ago.
The younger one is supportive and caring,
but he's growing frustrated
at the older one.
They haven't had sex in a very long time.
The older one has told the
younger one on many occasions
that he understands if
he wants to have lovers.
But the younger one refuses to do this.
The younger one always says
that it's not just about the sex,
but about having an intimate
connection with the older one.
The older one understands,
but doesn't want to force himself
to do something that should
come naturally like it used to.
They still like being together.
During their first night in the house,
the younger one reveals
an old childhood secret
to the older one.
It's unusual, but ultimately harmless,
the older one thinks when
he hears it, even charming.
But that night the younger one wakes up
and finds that he's alone in bed.
The older one is no longer by his side.
This is strange for the younger one
as the older one never wakes
up in the middle of the night
as he takes heavy
medication to fall asleep.
Iggie?
Iggie?
Iggie?
What are you doing?
Iggie, what the fuck?
That's not funny.
Iggie!
Fine, do whatever you
want, I'm going to bed
Door open or closed?
Iggie!
Okay, stop it, it's really not funny.
Hey Iggie.
Hey, wake up!
Go upstairs, I'll be there in a minute.
Why?
Hey, wait.
Hey.
So you're just gonna stare at me?
Well, I'm Adnan, your new roommate.
Hello?
Yeah, yeah, I'm just on the corner.
All right.
Hey, I'm down here.
Hey.
Thanks.
Are you okay?
Yeah, I'm okay, I just...
Do you need gum?
No, I'm okay.
Do you need to cum?
You said gum or cum?
Both.
No, no, I'm okay.
Take care.
Yeah.
- Adnan?
- Adnan, yeah.
- Nice to meet you, finally.
- Finally.
So this is the main space.
Back there, you have the
bathroom and the kitchen.
- Okay.
- Did you bring your laptop?
I did, yeah.
So you can set it up there.
You've been in the city before, no?
A few times, yeah.
I'm just staying with my uncle right now
while he is in Europe.
I'm just looking after his cat.
So what do you do when people come in?
Well, you don't have to do much.
Usually, they come in, they
stay for a few minutes,
they look at the work and leave.
Okay.
Sometimes we get some
crazies, but you'll manage.
And for collectors, press
and people really interested
in buying the work,
those make appointments.
- I see.
- So I'll be here for that.
I see, okay.
The work is so special
and I have already so many people
interested in looking at it.
And you met him how?
Last summer, I met him upstate.
Well, you'll be pretty
much on your own this week
because I'll be at the fair
and I made you a spare key.
Every time you need to
step out, lock the door.
And I think that's pretty much it.
If you need anything, call me.
I gotta run.
- Perfect.
- See you.
- Bye.
- Bye-Bye.
Hey.
I guess someone's
missing their dinner, huh?
Done for today.
You want some?
No, I'm okay, what is it?
Thanks.
That's good.
Is that for work?
I like it.
I'm Adnan.
Adam?
No, Adnan.
Adnan.
Yeah.
And you?
Yariel.
- Yariel?
- Yes.
Do you work?
No, I'm a student upstate.
I'm just in the city for the summer,
I'm doing an internship at a gallery.
Art?
I never understood, what are these for?
Is that for the cold or?
Yeah.
But it's hot out.
Oh, you saw the sun?
You want to ride?
The bike?
Yeah.
Right there.
Oops.
What?
I smelled your hand.
It's musty.
Go.
Okay.
- Hey.
- Hi.
Did you come on your bike or...
I'm not always on my bike.
I have to take this, but
take a look around, okay?
I'll be right back.
Hello?
Hey, yeah.
Hey, yeah, so I was calling earlier
because this morning,
the shipping company called
me and they said there's,
it might be another week or two...
Call you back.
All right, bye.
This one's called, "You Have Been Lying."
"You Have Been Lying."
Do you make them?
Oh no, no.
They're from an artist
that I met last summer.
He's in his seventies.
Do you like them?
- I don't know, do you?
- Yeah, I do, I do.
How much?
I don't decide that,
I don't decide prices.
The artists and the galleries,
they talk about that.
How?
You know, market value, what
people are willing to pay.
100?
No, more than that.
Listen, I have a meeting
I have to take right now,
but there is a video
with the artist talking
if you wanna listen to that.
I won't be too long if
you wanna stick around.
Okay, so the lamp's broken,
I forgot about that.
So there's no video,
but if you wanna listen,
you can listen to the audio.
- Okay.
- All right.
I'll be back.
I was walking,
listening to the song,
"Mona Lisa," kept
hearing it over and over.
What is this?
Then it came to me:
She wanted me to let out her
secret why she's smiling.
I saw her in the painting on
an easel at an artist studio,
but with a paddle hanging from
her hand out of the painting.
That's it, she's a dominatrix.
So the painting depicted in the next room
three men tied to tables with red...
Theres no center. Theres no
empty space.
The figures look like kids drawings.
At first they look like kids drawings
but soon you realize that
the content is definitely not for kids.
This is the first friction you experience
when you see them.
The second is the material.
Thread...
seems...
fragile and less permanent than oil,
ink or charcoal.
Like a message that can auto-destruct
after viewing.
And it comes slightly off the surface.
That small volume has the potential of
love.
Is the anticipation of love.
The rest, figures taken from fables, bars,
nature, sports...
hold themselves in positions that want to
represent desire
But theres no desire.
Unless you are looking at them next to
somebody else.
The shared viewing is the only fuel of
that desire.
Can we come in?
They're my friends.
I told them about the paintings.
I saw him again the
following night.
He was sitting alone on a bench in
a childrens playground.
We drank coke, we ate, we came.
Though not in that order.
And true to my own rhetoric
I laid my feet on the table.
Like almost everyone else in the world
I failed without making a sound.
I spat on my shadow before going to bed.
That was the only answer I could offer to
a world
that asked from me a style that didnt
belong to me.
Or maybe its about something else.
Perhaps there was a different plan for me.
Perhaps no one can solve
a strictly personal destiny.
Perhaps the historical tide will solve it
for one and for all.
At least I have this.
And all those exchanges that
took place in the dark.
- Hey.
- Hi.
You need help?
- Oh, I got a flat tire.
- You close by?
I don't know, I think I'm
maybe 10 miles that way.
I can fix that.
- Really?
- Yeah.
Okay, thank you.
Sure.
So you must be tired pushing the bike,
it's a lot easier to ride it up the hill
instead of pushing it up the hill.
How long has it been flat, for a while?
I don't know, I've
been at it for a while.
Well, it was a good workout.
It's a beautiful day, so what the hell?
Wait here, I'll be right back in a minute.
Okay.
Thanks.
There you go.
Oh, there's a hose out back
if you wanna freshen up.
All right, thanks.
It is a big
one, wanna come inside?
It's hot.
- Is this your work?
- What, those?
Yeah, I make them.
Okay, we gotta let this dry a little more.
Thanks again.
You want more water?
No, I'm okay.
These are really amazing.
Do you ever sell them or...
No.
- Have you shown them?
- No.
My mother's sleeping in the main house.
Stay there.
How would you like to come?
I'm getting hungry.
You want something to eat?
I can drive you back later
if you don't want to ride
your bicycle all the way back.
Yeah, yeah, sure.
That's really good.
My mother made it.
Does she ever come out?
She doesn't move much at her age,
but her mind, still pretty much there.
So, you live 10 miles away, huh?
No, I'm just staying at a
friend's house for a week.
I live on the other side of the Hudson,
I'm a student at Bard right now.
You should be careful
when you ride your bike
around these woods.
I've heard of a lot of
accidents over the years.
So have you been living here long?
Yeah, we bought the
house in the late nineties.
We moved in full time when
Michael and I retired.
He passed away right after that.
I'm sorry.
It's okay, it happens.
Then my mother got old and so
I moved her into this place.
And the embroidery,
have you been doing that for a long time?
Yeah, but not like this.
I used to do still lifes,
animals, a few landscapes.
I began embroidering
an old picture I found
of Michael after he died
and that opened up all
these possibilities.
You wanna see something really special?
Have a seat
and listen.
This is where they come.
Where?
Nature tells me where to listen.
When?
Just wait.
It's coming.
Is that coming from the trees?
You can go up to him,
just don't touch him.
Why?
Don't be scared.
He can touch you, but you can't touch him.
- I want do that again.
- Not tonight.
Yeah!
No, not tonight, another time.
Have a seat, listen.
It's okay, you're good.
We are never coming back down.
It looks nice.
Oh, I wonder if we can use it.
Yeah, sure, if it's here.
Maybe tomorrow morning while you ride.
Yep, yeah, you might want to check it.
I don't know how long it's
been out here, you know?
It seems all right.
Let's go!
Three, two, one.
After you.
Whatever you do, don't
practice Tati on the piano.
You read my mind.
Oh, you picked your
side of the bed, I see.
But you always sleep on that side.
Not when we're on vacation.
Oh, really?
I've never noticed before.
- What?
- Nothing.
You gonna help?
I prefer to watch.
If you wanna go swimming,
we should go now.
Five minutes.
Here.
Watch your step.
Watch out.
Yep.
You okay?
Oh, it's nice!
How come you ran away from me earlier?
What?
In the house.
I tried to have sex with
you and you said no again,
and then you went to the
other room and jerked off.
Seriously, now?
I...
Anyways, you were taking a nap.
I was taking a nap
because you rejected me.
I didn't want to make
a big deal out of it,
I just wanted to cum fast, just to cum,
I just wanted to relax.
Yeah, I could have helped you with that.
You know, we haven't
had sex in six months.
I know, I'm sorry.
It's the new medication,
it's not, it's not you,
just try not to take it personal.
It's hard not to take it personal.
I know, I'm sorry.
Hey, hey.
Hello?
Come in.
- No.
- Your loss.
Okay, secretary.
Do a waiter swiping a
card at fancy restaurant.
Food delivery guy.
That was your element in a sex dungeon.
Flip!
Butt plug.
Cock ring.
Soiled jockstrap.
Crisco, a can of Crisco.
You want it?
- An owl?
- Or a heart.
When did you do it?
It was during nap time.
Usually, that's where my parents
would send me in the summers.
I'd go overseas and I would
just stay with him on his farm,
and he'd take care of me.
How old were you?
It started when I was 11 or 12.
And my grandfather, he used
to take a nap every single day
at the same time listening
to his little portable radio,
a soccer match or something.
And he used to sleep like this.
And when he would do that,
I would wait for him to
fall asleep completely.
And I'd walk in, check his breathing,
and then I'd kiss him on the mouth.
- And he never woke up?
- No, never.
And it turned you on, I guess?
There was nothing else to do,
I was so bored during the nap every day.
Right, right, right.
And there was all these men
all around me all the
time, these old farmer men.
I don't...
There were more?
Yeah, there were more.
My grandfather had this one friend, Ahmad.
He was the next door neighbor,
he was also a farmer,
and they would just talk
every day about chickens
and tomatoes and soccer, you know.
How old was he?
I guess mid seventies, same as him.
- Did you kiss him too?
- No, no.
With him, it was different.
He had this pair of shoes
that I guess he uses work
shoes every single day,
and they were disgusting,
they were filthy.
And he would leave them
outside of his front door,
I noticed every day.
And so I would hop the fence,
I'd walk over and I'd jerk off into them.
How?
I'd sniff them, I'd lick
them, I'd put my dick in them.
Oh my God, you're
like a reverse abuser.
I don't know, I was bored.
Oh my God.
I cannot believe you've
never told me this.
Have you been with the guy that old since?
No, not that old at least.
- Would you want to?
- No, I don't know.
No, I don't think about it.
Would you?
No.
Who gave that to you?
A couple goes for a weekend trip
to a house in the mountains.
They don't see each other that often
because the younger one
has moved to another city
for grad school.
The older one has been depressed
since the death of his twin
sister over a year ago.
The younger one is supportive and caring,
but he's growing frustrated
at the older one.
They haven't had sex in a very long time.
The older one has told the
younger one on many occasions
that he understands if
he wants to have lovers.
But the younger one refuses to do this.
The younger one always says
that it's not just about the sex,
but about having an intimate
connection with the older one.
The older one understands,
but doesn't want to force himself
to do something that should
come naturally like it used to.
They still like being together.
During their first night in the house,
the younger one reveals
an old childhood secret
to the older one.
It's unusual, but ultimately harmless,
the older one thinks when
he hears it, even charming.
But that night the younger one wakes up
and finds that he's alone in bed.
The older one is no longer by his side.
This is strange for the younger one
as the older one never wakes
up in the middle of the night
as he takes heavy
medication to fall asleep.
Iggie?
Iggie?
Iggie?
What are you doing?
Iggie, what the fuck?
That's not funny.
Iggie!
Fine, do whatever you
want, I'm going to bed
Door open or closed?
Iggie!
Okay, stop it, it's really not funny.
Hey Iggie.
Hey, wake up!
Go upstairs, I'll be there in a minute.
Why?