Duffy (1968) Movie Script
1
DUFFY
You failed!
I said, "Young man, you have a
dirty mind ...
The only reasonable objection
you can have ...
... for two people to
quietly share a cigarette in your bathrooms ...
It is very small!
And besides, you should
have noticed ...
... that my friend just took
off her pants ...
... to show me the tattoo
on his leg.
It was for no other reason. "
Stephane...
Do you want to lose some money?
- I'll play if you want ...
- I won 10 shillings from your brother.
- Do you want a normal game?
- An abnormal one would be more fun ...
Who else gets closer to the center ...
With 3 arrows?
For 1,000, okay?
Fabulous.
You start.
Silence, everyone. Be quiet...
Good shot.
Very good really.
You won, Stephane.
Let's speed it up ...
- Make it 5 big.
- 5,000 pounds?
Very well.
I start this time ...
Your turn...
Stephane, you now owe me 4000.
- Let's do a double cross ...
- What does that mean?
It means, if you lose ...
... you lose 8000 pounds,
and if you win ...
You don't earn anything.
...whatever...
Who will win?
Well, let's forget that
double la croisine ...
... let's say the bet
is now 10,000.
10,000 pounds? Very well...
Starts.
I'd like to bet on dad,
can I?
Better not.
Give me a good drink, Anthony!
"What a blow!"
14,000 pounds ...
That is more than what I earn
in 5 years.
- Do you think I can afford it?
- Yes I believe it.
I don't know about you guys, but
I'm going to bed.
- Goodnight everyone!
- Good evening, JC
- Put the darts away, Anthony.
- Yes.
Stephane!
Stephane...
My little plan, did you think of
anything I told you about?
Any investment? It's a good
chance to ruin old JC
Ship pump bills , I told you about that.
Use them again at the store and
resell them to dad's customers ...
... as refurbished products.
Stephane...
Sorry I didn't hear you ...
The bills from the pumps ...
Please Anthony, that's too complicated,
too complicated ...
It will work, I promise you it will
give us a lot of money.
- Don't say no, you bastard ...
- No, Anthony, not really.
It is conceptually narrow.
If you want to attack the old man,
do it where he is vulnerable.
Your pride.
And attack him bravely ...
... arrogantly.
I just wanted to make some money.
Anthony, I want to show you something.
Do you know what that is?
I'm afraid not.
It's a bilge pump.
It doesn't even look like it, damn it.
I had no idea.
You're more than retarded,
aren't you?
You didn't even know what you
were going to steal.
To resell and attack my
clients, right?
No dad, I swear, I wouldn't do that.
Of course you would!
This is why it is so depressing.
Look at these ... fake bills ...
They are so poorly made that ... they
serve for the bathroom.
What a pathetic,
insignificant elaboration of an investment ...
... with a business that
hasn't even started.
But Anthony, the most
disappointing aspect of your adventure is ...
... the fact that you
agreed ...
... with only having ... 6%.
No, it was 7 or 25% ...
I can prove it.
Please, Anthony ...
I was just trying to do ...
And?
... a little operation,
you understand?
Calvert.
Ah Castelli ...
Keep calm, please.
Yes, the situation is ...
... a little critical, let's say,
but ...
Castelli, listen to me ...
... at the end of the business, I
will pay in cash.
Exactly, in cash.
From my reserve of the
sterling fund in Tangier.
I will transfer the money to Zurich ...
...Boat.
Of course, via Marseille.
It is an old method, but it is legal,
and most importantly, very slow ...
Give us 2 more days.
I wouldn't call it a hoax, it's rather ...
...an operation...
Listen carefully.
My man in Tangier will call me
in a few minutes ...
... and I'll call you right away,
okay?
"Hello Beautiful."
Anthony...
This transfer is
extremely important ...
... and it will be carried out through the
usual channels that ...
... I chose myself. And since
you won't take care ...
... of your
bomb operations , you should assist me.
Yes, of course, father.
You will have to give
up your vacation.
No ... no vacation?
How can you think
about vacations?
When you have the only chance ...
... to learn something about
more sophisticated operations.
"DAD MUST DIE"
Good morning, JC
This is my new anti-dad gun.
It's funny isn't it?
No ...
What do you want?
Nothing, I was just passing by and
shooting things ...
When something
about an intriguing operation reached my ears .
You look pretty pathetic.
What did you do now?
Ruined your vacation?
You better not interfere, Stephane.
It is none of your business.
Yes it is, because Anthony is going
to Hindu Kush with me next month ...
... to do meditation.
Like
last summer's meditation in Siam.
Six weeks in the
brothels of Bangkok.
- I didn't tell you to go!
- But I'll be late for him ...
...to the office.
You are the worst influence on
your brother, you are useless ...
I wish I could have shaped
your character a little more ...
I do not know what you have shaped
my beloved brother ...
Clearly it was of no use.
If my mother's lawyers hadn't
been smarter than yours ...
... years ago I would have gone mad.
- My mother's lawyers were very ...
- Shut up!
They were very silly!
And look at you ...
The remaining jewels
of my two ...
... marriages.
That they were nothing more ...
- ... a sham in bad taste.
- And a reliable company.
A shipping company,
with several million in cash ...
... in addition to everything else you
squeezed out of our dear moms.
If you don't hurry, you'll be
late for the office!
And you, better go back to your
baby games ...
Nothing disappoints me more than
doing nothing.
Bonivet! ...
Monsieur, Calvert...
Listen to me well, I just
spoke to Castelli ...
I transfer my entire British fund
from Tangier to Zurich.
The funds will be transferred through the
"Osiris" at the beginning of August, ok?
Excuse me, Mr Calvert, did you say you were
transferring the entire British fund?
Yes, 1 million pounds ...
so so...
Secret is the best
security, so ...
... forget about this conversation.
- It's okay?
- Of course Mr.
- Goodbye, Bonivet.
- Goodbye, Mr. Calvert.
- You're out of your mind!
- You are a genius!
- You are really crazy!
- Come on, where's your sense of humor?
Stephane, you're not starting another
neurotic feud with Calvert.
Isn't it funny to steal
1 million from your dad?
I'm going to the hairdresser.
And you should go to the madhouse.
What do you think?
Are you interested?
I work for a pittance in this damn
office. Sure I'm interested.
But I can't do it, I don't
even have a vacation ...
Tell the old bastard to
give you a vacation or you'll quit.
"Yes, dad, you heard right.
I am quitting.
I realized that my soul ... "
... is sinking into a swamp ...
"He's sinking into a swamp ..."
Don't tell me, "... Of materialism ...
It's you who turned me
into an idiot ...
I want my freedom."
- "You have converted me ..."
- Ah, yes! Sounds better.
First we must solve the
encryption of the ship's safe.
And later...
Hello?
If it is...
It's for you son, from your office.
Hello.
And..
Hello Dad...
Yes, and...
Well...
- He's giving me my vacation back.
- Very well!
We still have some
heavy problems.
Here comes one of them now! ...
- Hello ...
- Hello, where have you been?
I've been very, very busy.
Fashion photos, fantastic ...
How far did you go?
Straight to the target. I thought
you would have more fun.
I meditated deeply under
the hair dryer ...
... and I decided to become a customer.
Then?
- What is the problem?
- We have problems with transportation.
And the escape plan.
We need help with that, Anthony.
Do you remember a guy named Duffy?
Duffy something ...
Duffy...
Dear God!
- Duffy!
- Duffle...
He's that guy we met on
that giant yacht.
That old hipster from Tangier,
he lives there.
- Do you remember where he was?
- Yes, it was the first to ...
No, before that. I was in the Navy,
don't you remember?
That's...
That's how it is!
You are a true genius!
I told him I wanted to go to Tangier, and he said,
"I'm in the Yellow Pages, honey."
Give me that phone ...
How did you hear about him?
You never knew him, did you?
No!
But you always talked
about him and I remembered.
Hello? I want to speak to Tangier,
Morocco ...
And.
I will tell you how to proceed.
We will ask you to come on board.
We will send you a ticket ...
Yes, it's Duffy ...
D-U-F-F-Y...
Segolene, what have you got, any
new pills?
No idiot ... let me go!
Yes, Duffle ...
D-U-F-F-Y...
...F-F-Y
Stephane!
Hello?
Alo Alo?...
Piece of shit!
Okay, garbage ... you ...
It is a psychopathic behavior,
what you have now.
It fascinates me ... speaking like
an expert ...,
... tell me, isn't it exciting?
What?
Yes, of course.
You know, actually what it
was ...
... it was a classic ...,
...sexual...,
... competition syndrome.
You were trying through ...
violence ... to prove your ...
...manhood.
That came straight
from the ocean, didn't it, honey?
I'm not worried about
my manhood, buddy ...
Violence, that's violence ...
I'm afraid we all have
streaks of it ...
I also had my streaks.
A great, great accumulation
of violence.
I think some of its
vital parts have fallen into your ...
...gap.
It's not a hole, stupid,
it's a hole.
Oh yeah.
Well with all the violence
I've ever seen in my life
and I've seen a lot ...
I think this will make you a
little nicer.
Friendly or ...
... airy ...
More...
... ventilated.
Tell me Mr. Smart Psychiatrist,
is that you, Duffy?
Thanks love.
Nice to see you, Duffy,
the old hipster and ...
...witty.
How is Tangier? How are
your fishing skills?
Have you done any interesting fishing
lately?
How's the smuggling going?
Hey, old dealer?
"All you have to do
is have Duffy tell you ...
... how they put 5 million aspirins
on the Bulgarian black market. "
"Drugs" they said,
well that cannot be denied ...
... aspirin, they're drugs too,
damn it.
Yeah well I guess ...
that the world is much better
now than ...
... I have retired.
- You retired, didn't you?
- How dare you retire?
Well, it has to be done. Sooner or later they
can catch you, right?
I have 2 brothers working in
Spanish prisons now, and ...
... there they stayed.
It's true ... I was scared.
You got scared?
Yes, I didn't want to end up like them.
Suppose if one's decided to go
irredeemably to pot...
... Tangier is the best place
to do it.
...with tangerine trees
and marmalade skies.
"Lucy is in the sky with diamonds "
I thought we might all pot down there
later.
What do you think?
- Here in Tangier?
- Yes!
Wonderful, we stayed
at my place.
- All of us?
- Exactly...
First we will do a ...
... a little
fishing scene , and then ...
...everything else.
- Do you like our coastal lighthouse?
- Our?...
Yes, Stephane bought it
last week.
Here was a pirate hideout
before it was a coastal lighthouse.
It is a nice lighthouse.
It's abandoned, silly.
Did you ever consider trying it
when you were most active?
- What?
- Piracy ...
No man, it's not my thing.
Is not something...
... very close to arrest.
I'd say it's old-fashioned.
For many obsolete.
Except for Anthony.
Said, it was just a
possibility, buddy.
You see, old JC, for reasons
unknown, plans to board ...
a good chunk of cash for
these deserted beaches next month.
Virtually unguarded,
don't forget!
And Anthony believes there are fierce
bandits quietly planning ...
... steal JC's lot
Hey Duffle, give me a space ...
- You're a good sailor, aren't you?
- They will have to move very fast.
The "Osiris" is our treasure.
- He's in
Tangier ... - Tangier.
Yes, in Tangier ...
Yes, and...
... will make a certain stop
over there ..,
... and then it will take you all day,
... and all the next night,
... until reaching Marseille.
At 5 am..,
... right in the middle of the marine route ... it
will be around here.
Here, to be more precise.
From there, it will take them 2 hours and a half to
reach the nearest shore.
And even with the fastest
of boats ...
... would give them only 10% to be successful.
Why not continue to the other
closest point?
You mean, escape out to sea
and get right here ...
Right here?
Yes, why not?
Sure, maybe it works, maybe ...
And.
Maybe the
chances are doubled 10-20% ...
- Only 20%?
- Yes, but what if you ...
- You? ...
- Well, why not?
...Why not?!...
Man...
Not even a
professional organization would attempt to do such a thing.
Suppose these gangsters
are not professionals ...
- They are not in their right mind.
- Suppose they work from within ...
... they know all
the details very well .
Like the combination of the
ship's safe.
Suppose this mobster,
these mobsters ...
... they have unlimited resources,
and a lot of imagination ...
... and an ideal escape plan.
- You and who else?
- Only U.S!
Only you?
Just us, that's what he said.
All of us...
No no no.
You haven't told him the amount.
A little over 1 million pounds.
Or if you prefer, just under
$ 3 million.
That's a clean million
for you, old friend.
If the idea is entertaining ...
What do you think?
No.
No...
It is absolutely ridiculous!
Here you go ...
They are cute, whatever they are.
Yes...
That's how it is.
What are they?
Some toys, I think ...
Come on.
We will make some changes.
Let's see...
You two can stay here.
Yes ... it will be fine.
This is not a guest bed ... This
is yours.
It is nice.
It's comfortable.
Yes, not bad.
No way.
Yes...
It's a...
... a bit erotic, right?
I would call this something ...
... something neurotic-erotic.
I myself feel that ...
... it would be more like a porn oasis.
Oasis porn?
I don't know how neurotic or erotic that sounds to you
, but I think you'll feel good.
Yes, it is ... exotic.
- It's the blue room.
- It's what I imagined.
Now make yourself comfortable.
Lovely isn't it?
Sounds majestic, doesn't it?
Sounds like,
how can I tell you ...
It is the "Osiris".
It is like the sound of a huge toad.
Our victim!
You have no idea what to expect.
You will find out soon!
This whole thing is totally absurd.
Exactly! If you create absurd
beautiful things , why couldn't I?
I want to create a fantastic
amateur theater scene, a success.
An absurd story that can be
immortalized without a camera.
You may have to shoot
people, that's not cool ...
Do you know a place called
the "Garden of Allah"?
Yes Duffy, I want to meet
the owner.
I heard that for a certain price, you
can provide us with everything ...
... necessary to mount the
absurd work.
You mean Bakirgian? Well, you
heard right about him.
He'll just give you an introduction,
I don't want to get involved, okay?
You look great.
- I'd like to introduce you to Mr. ...
- Eugenides.
- Eugenides!
- Pleasure.
- Sr. Bakirgian...
- Sr. Eugenides.
A strange and
a little rare name ...
These are lean times
, you know.
I am also a merchant,
Mr. Eugenides.
Times are not as good,
as your reputation.
It's no wonder no one
can match him in fame.
I need to do exercise.
Are you a coach?
Monsieur Bonivet!
Surprise, surprise ...
Mr. Calvert!
How are you? How is your dad?...
How about your
Tangier hobby ?
How is the old
British pound reserve doing ?
Oh yeah ... well, well.
Let me introduce you to my ...
...niece!
Of course, of course.
They are magnificent!
Yes, we all have our rhythm.
Received, a deposit for an
equipment of 5,000 ...
... payment will be made upon
delivery.
And the total that stays
below 30,000 ...
Of course! ...
This is your receipt.
After that, how much could we
get for the merchandise?
In the banking circuit of Beirut?
I suggest Naples ...
... I have financial colleagues who
would pay for this merchandise ...
... about 70%.
75% at least.
Come on Baki, don't haggle with me.
70 or 75% ...
What's the difference?
The 5%.
It's true.
It's going to be a fabulous event,
man.
Duffy?...
Let's have some coffee.
There's something I've
been thinking about ...
I just realized
that you are not a psychopath.
I'm not.
No, something inside you, is something
yet to be born ...
... you're a psychedelic Cecil B. DeMille.
Quite a show, darling.
This is a very
attractive setting, man.
It's about the quality
of the crime.
It's not bad, is it?
Well I think...
I guess this is the part
that I just ...
- ... I can't refuse
- Okay, Duffle!
Fantastic.
Fantastic!
- You're going to be a great bandit ...
- Yes, I'm going to have to be ...
- Sign here ...
- Listen, we have a lot to do.
We only have ...
less than three weeks.
We have to rehearse ...
Work!
Next week, we will take a
little trip in the "Osiris" ...
... something like a test.
I'll be the one with the gun
controlling the guard.
Not if I'm close.
- You will not carry any weapons.
- No weapons?
- Wait, we must have weapons ...
- You don't understand anything.
There will be only one weapon ... my gun,
and not just to control ...
... also to shoot.
Mr. Duffy! Mr. Duffy?
Mr. Duffy ... your tickets.
For you and for Mr. Eugenides.
In first class, from the SS Osiris ,
leaving for Marseille, today at 7pm.
Marvelous.
He's on a
reconnaissance trip , right?
- Have you seen Mr. Eugenides?
- No, Mr. Duffy.
Waiting!
Get it out of here!
Monsieur...
They are the best ... Caucasian,
male, young.
They will do very well.
- Doctor, do you want to inspect this?
- I don't want anything, damn it.
- You're not used to it, Mr. Eugenides.
- Yes, of course it is.
He is an eminence in his field,
anatomical research.
Give him the address!
Deliver everything to that address.
- Au revoir!
- Goodbye Sir!
Save them.
You can go.
Tape recorder.
A tape recorder, for
Mr. Eugenides.
Okay, put it over here.
I must deliver it to Mr. Eugenides
in person.
Well, Mr. Eugenides is not here,
just put it there!
- Are you Mr. Duffy?
- Yes.
Help!
Sir ... sir!
Let go!
I should have given them to Mr. Eugenides,
when Mr. Duffy wasn't home.
I imagined it.
Let me hand it over
myself, darling.
Go on, go on ... Stop!
Sir, monsieur ...
I was told this afternoon ...
... to bring them here straight
from the refrigerator.
I also brought him instead of 2,
some 3 magnificent copies ...
Trust my merchandise
for your business! ...
Sir, sir, it's $ 300! ...
You were attended to in the
fastest way , sir ...
They are now available for
the function ...
It is a real opportunity!
Mire ...
These things were supposed
to arrive in two weeks ...
And wait!..
... and under no circumstances
were they to be brought here ...
Now, take them and put them anywhere.
I do not care where...
- But sir, your English friend wrote ...
- I want my $ 300! ...
Sir! ... sir, no!
No!
Lord! ... Lord! ...
Son $ 300!...
300 dollars!..
DO NOT ENTER
First tie them well ...
... then lower them slowly ...
It's an easy job!
Mr. Eugenides's tape recorder
was delivered to my house.
There's no need to get mad, Duffy.
You do not have to...
And they also gave me a
pile of corpses ...
Did you give them my address, friend?
My address, and delivery for today!
Two weeks before, and with
four corpses?
Come on, man, don't raise
a tide for nothing.
It's even funny, really
beautiful ...
- It was just a little mistake ...
- A little mistake ?!
I made it clear that
we would only have one weapon, mine!
And the first thing those murderers do
is bring my house ...
... corpses and machine guns,
all falling through my door ...
... with half the town watching ...
I live here! It's a small city!
Calm down honey, you are overworked
, and you are too tense.
Seor, sir !
Get lost from here!
I told the staff that no one
could come in!
- I quit!
- Wait Duffle, you can't do it.
I can not?
Of course I can.
They messed everything up!
You and your idiot brother ...
- Not only is it absurd, it's crazy ... -
Who are you kidding?
- Why are you calling me an idiot?
- Forget about it!
- Forget about it? We will forget you ...
- Very good.
- We'll find someone else ...
- Calm down!
Someone with guts, damn it!
I told you, man! ...
Are you okay?
Perfectly, thank you.
Don't start pushing me ...
A slight recoil ...
... back to where we started.
- How you feel?
- I think I broke my neck.
That good!
Hey Duffy, the "Osiris" will be out in an hour,
we have to go.
You do not understand? I just quit.
Your ticket, buddy ... I'm going
back to my stuff, and ...
... I'm going to relax a little, honey.
- Okay, I'll take Anthony.
- I wish you success, man.
We will return the weekend ...
I hope you rest well.
Yes.
Go pack everything ...
I'll meet you at the dock.
- But I have to finish the ship.
- I'll help you later.
- Segolene, be careful not to get your clothes dirty.
- I brought my napkins ...
Stephane booked me a suite
at the hotel ...
I can move in tonight,
if you want.
Do what you want, honey.
My hair is a mess!
I'm going to wash my head.
Oye...
I think that...
... you would be a little more comfortable
in the Hotel, don't you think?
I see that you have a lot of anger.
It will be because I did not stay last night ...
Do not be ridiculous!
I don't have to be angry.
Rather, I'm a bit embarrassed ...
Like someone who has to escape from the city,
after everything explodes ...
And look at you ...
Where have you been?
Look at yourself,
you are not an example of chastity either.
Anyway...
... do you think Stephane will be upset
if I sleep with someone else?
Do you think he has no faith in my
good taste?
You with all that puritanism,
Duffy ...
You're even worse ... you're a
true puritan.
Yes.
Well...
... in fact what I believe, is that ...
... your sex life is
probably ...
... very empty!
Do you think I came back here ...
... to entertain you and tell you
that you are not in danger?
What's wrong with you honey, like
to entertain me? ...
What do you mean I'm
not in danger?
I have someone else to
replace you with.
He is an Italian.
Italian? So
you went around looking for yourself ...
... an Italian, huh?
Bueno ..., Goodbye, child! ...
Yes ... Maybe
someone else will find me ...
... a more qualified one ...
... someone nicer ...
Soft and nice.
You are very nice
too ...
It was very smart of you to
hang me like this.
You are a stylish bitch.
That is what you are...
You're teasing to have me,
aren't you, Duffy?
You die for it.
Somehow yes ...
Well...
... I would push a little more,
but since you insist ...
Idiot!
Segolene, you are a great whore!
Maybe I'm a bitch, but not
at all, I'm not a whore!
Okay my Dear. Now you can
go the conventional way.
I will have to take care of your libido.
Dear...
... let's not rush and
let go of grudges ...
... and I want a new recorder.
Ok?
Tell me something, Duffy ...
... I'm not a whore,
am I?
No Segolene, you are not a whore ...
... you are a great pussy!
What time is it darling
Good Morning!
Hey, they came back sooner than
I thought.
She is in the kitchen, making
coffee for us.
Yes.
How was the trip?
Excellent, everything went well.
And me...
... I got this, the key to
the captain's cabin.
Very good, that is very good.
What do you think of things now?
Have you reconsidered something?
Yes ... I think ...
... I think I'm going back.
Father, father! ...
Give me the blessing.
I bless you, my son.
Mralo ...
- He looks fabulous in that costume!
- Fabulous.
Hola,"Playboy," aqu,
"Harvest Bizarre."
... speak honey, over.
Playboy for Harvest Bizarre,
I heard you ... Over.
Marvelous.
"The party starts in ...
... 30 seconds, our date is safe. "
Over ...
I'll wait at the reception.
It does not work!
That is the combination I
have in the security file.
- Someone changed it!
- All right, let's find the captain.
Keep calm, honey,
and everything will be fine.
Get up, sailor!
What do they want?
The combination of the safe
. Move on!
But I don't know the combination!
The ship's captain always
knows the combination.
You have 10 seconds ...
I know the same combination
as you ...
... but on the same day, before leaving,
Mr. Bonivet changed it!
Who? Who changed it?
Mr. Bonivet ... the manager in Tangier.
Ask her!
Your question!
Yes sir?
I understand...
... it doesn't take more than 5 minutes,
sir.
Playboy a Harvest Bizarre...
Can you finish? I am in an
extremely exposed position ...
It is beginning to dawn.
He's online, Captain.
Isn't he there? Understood.
It's not there. It is in England.
He's with Mr. Calvert.
- Calvert.
- Mr. Calvert?
I am Captain
Schoeller's operator of the SS Osiris ...
Can you hear me?
You're online, Captain.
What?
Yes sir. There was a serious collision
with another ship ...
I don't think we'll float for another ...
20 minutes.
Sir, sir, what do we do with
the money transfer?
- I can't open the safe!
- What?
Did Bonivet change the combination?
Waiting! Wait a minute!
I'll go get it ...
Bonivet?
Bonivet?
Bonivet!
Monsieur?
What is the
"Osiris" box combination ?
What are you doing looking at women
while my ship is sinking?
41...
...22, 41.
41, 22 ...? Good.
Schoeller, are you there?
I got it.
41...
...22, 41.
Calvert!...
I made a mistake!
22 is impossible.
It's 41, 24 ... and 41!
Schoeller, please rectify ...
Rectification! ... 41 ...
24! 41!
We are running out of
space here.
It worked?
Hi friend!
Do not move!
- I have to go back to the cabin ...
- No, it's too late.
- But ...
- Come on, come on!
- What about...?
- Do not worry...
Worry about keeping
your mouth shut.
Y Stephane!
Man to water!
There I go.
A fishing boat is heading
north ...
I repeat: "... to the north."
They are stiff ...
- They are very stiff!
- Put on smaller girdles, Segolene.
You are a genius!
He's a genius!
Duffle!
Go! This was something
really groundbreaking!
Marvelous!
I will be more polite and tell you:
"I am very
deeply sorry JC ..
... but that stinky office
you put me in, it was killing my life.
So I did a little
operation ...
... which turned out very well and ...
... brought me 1 million in clean,
therefore ...
... be kind and accept my resignation
with resignation. "
"Come here, my boy ...,"
he will say ...
"How about going up to 40 a week?"
And I will answer:
"You can take your 40 and put it in, you
old bastard!"
Take good care of money until
we get back from Naples, Duffle.
Hope Stephane is okay ...
I hope Stephane hopes
I'm okay.
Don't worry about the deal in
Naples, because I'll insist on 80%.
If there is something I know how to do well, it
is to be grateful.
Come on Segolene, we have to go.
I will stay here...
...with the.
I need to get a little tan.
They're looking for me, they're
looking for me!
I will help you. Maybe we are
in the same situation, son ...
- Dad!
- Relax, little one.
Father, our journey has been
complicated ...
... it will not be possible for us to
continue.
Captain, God be with you.
This short stay was
for me ...
... a great experience
immensely rewarded.
Come on son.
- I have nothing with me ...
- Don't do anything.
Thank you thank you very much.
Goodbye.
TRANSACTION OF THE GOODS
IN NAPLES IS IMPOSSIBLE.
I WILL TRY IN BEIRUT. I NEED YOU URGENTLY
. TAKE THE 9:40 FLIGHT.
SEE YOU ON THE PLANE,
STEPHANE.
- What happens?
- I do not get it.
- I thought you were in Naples.
- Beirut.
"The transaction of the merchandise in
Naples is impossible ...
... I'll try Beirut, I need you
urgently, take the 9:40 flight ...
... see you on the plane, Stephane. "
I never heard him say
"impossible".
He must really be in trouble.
He even forgot that he is Mr. Eugenides.
Almost 9:40. We need to get
ready for the plane. Let's go.
- I'm not going.
- What?
I'll stay here and wait until
they come back.
I like to be alone sometimes,
you know?
Yeah, I guess you need a little
solitude, before ...
... your favorite criminal appears and
you disappear with him.
I don't belong to Stephane.
I don't belong to anyone.
Nobody, nobody ... nobody.
It's okay.
It's okay.
Oye... Duffy!
I liked being here with you.
I enjoyed every moment
that I spent with you. It was good.
It's just that ...
... we have to cool everything down
a bit now, you know?
Yes.
Sure, it could be that
I finally get used to you ...
And probably, I love you ...
... in the worst possible way ...
...and no...
... I don't think that
's the best.
No?
Duffy, I don't like to belong ... I
just ...
... I'm like that, you know?
Yes, good...
... just keep it up.
Yes!
Monsieur, Duffy! Seor, Duffy!
Thank you sir, thank you.
THE OPERATION WAS A GREAT SUCCESS.
THE GOODS MUST BE
DELIVERED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
WE WILL MEET TODAY WITH SEGOLENE,
AT THE BEACH CLUB, CAPO DEL ORO.
EUGENIDES AND HIS BROTHER.
Segolene!
Segolene!
Hello.
Hello!
Then everything is clear.
The telegram from Beirut
took 4 days ...
... nice days.
- Anyway, that doesn't matter.
- Well.
How could you send it?
A good friend got me
someone from Beirut.
As soon as it gets dark, we'll go to
my yacht and find the money.
I'm still tired to
go diving.
Remember when we found this?
Centuries ago.
No, 2 years ago, actually ...
the day after I found you.
And you told me: Thank you!
It feels very good...
I wonder what you will say when I
deposit $ 1 million into a Swiss account.
On multiple accounts, to be exact ...
Thanks!
It feels very good.
Do you want to know how I feel?
I want a few weeks
in Acapulco, what do you think?
I'd like to see Stephane, I ...
... I want to explain some things to you.
What a bunch of nonsense!
Why don't you take care of your
damn job?
Are you suggesting that I am
intervening in your pleasures?
I never got between you.
I didn't give you that chance.
You know the rules well.
Well...
... now the game is over,
probably.
Whatever that means,
you have to admit ...
... that our last game
was a triumph.
- You cheated.
- I won, that's the point.
And if it was a cheat, I did it
with your very enthusiastic help.
If I remember correctly, Stephane
came up with his fabulous plan on a Monday.
And on Thursday ..., of course, at our
Thursday meeting.
You confessed it to me ...
... and I laughed until I cried.
Remember what I told you?
You said, "Oh my God, why not?
Let him do the dirty work ...
... and I'll collect the cake. "
"I'll collect the cake." I said that?
Were you drunk.
His mind was perfectly clear.
Then the
great idea struck me ...
... of injecting some methods
into Stephane's fantasy.
Turn all your little madness
into reality.
And collect the cake!
That's right ... collect the pie.
"Some methods" ... like the
combination of the damn safe.
Poor Bonivert always impatient,
especially when it comes to ...
But Duffy did a great job!
Ah, Duffy...
Agree.
So, Duffy, it was your
brilliant mind.
Don't get sentimental
with Duffy.
It is very adaptable, you will always
find a place to drink ...
- ... a place to sleep ...
- How do you know? You never met him.
I never met him?
But I know all about him. He is a
capable man , and with great audacity.
Bold...
I'll tell you what, we'll send him a few
dollars from Acapulco.
Excuse me, please. There is a gentleman
here on the terrace ...
Mr. Garain ...
- Is Mr. Garain?
- Inspector Mr. Garain.
Chief of the local Police.
Will you excuse me for a moment?
Please...
- Mr. Calvert?
- Yes.
Excuse me for interrupting, but
I must ask you to come with me, sir.
Voila!
Mr. Calvert, let me introduce you
to Mr. ...
...Sr. Duffy.
A fan of fishing,
and there is his catch.
Monsieur, I'm going to ask you to
make your statement to Mr. Calvert.
When, where and how.
Oui! Yes Yes...
Well ... I was ...
... fishing on the coast, in
a beautiful place ...
... a little cold, I was,
about ...
... ten meters deep,
and it was ...
... chasing one of these
rare fish, and ...
... she escaped me through one of
these underground holes ...
... or a hole, you know.
So, I dived in afterwards and
found these bags there ...
I brought them to the surface,
took a look inside and ...
And here they are ... That's all I
can declare, darling.
Bravo!
Mr. Calvert, are
you speechless, huh?
His heart is filled with
great joy.
Very good very good. We must
congratulate this American boy.
- Well done. Bravo!
- Yes of course...
Sir, Duffy ...
I insist on thanking you.
Including my bank, my
shareholders, and ...
Of course me.
When you need me, sir ...
Dear God!
Apparently, JC dropped his wallet.
What happened?
This gentleman is also a Calvert ...
What happened?
Stephane...
- I have to explain ... something.
- No explanations!
Whatever happened, it seems ...
inspired by divinity.
Sr. Calvert?
Oiga, Sr. Duffy?
There is a reward.
Reward? Well, I didn't come
for that.
Ah, a reward?
How much?
Not much, just 50,000.
Well, if Mr. Calvert insists ...
why not?...
Of course. Anthony, can you
come over here for a minute?
You deserve to be very well
rewarded.
Maybe I can make a check payable
to J. Duffy ...
D-U-F-F-Y...
I don't have checks with me,
why don't you go and ...
Inspector, this Mr. Duffy will be
given his reward for helping us.
Anthony, can you handle it,
please?
You see, Mr. Calvert ...
... I buy you a drink.
At some other time,
maybe ...
Marvelous.
Thanks.
Keep that faith, honey.
Oye, Duffy...
Glad you left
with something ...
Yeah, well ... I'm glad
you're happy, honey!
I didn't win anything ...
... you didn't even give me my
new recorder ...
It just stays
the same.
A...
... stylish bitch.
DUFFY
You failed!
I said, "Young man, you have a
dirty mind ...
The only reasonable objection
you can have ...
... for two people to
quietly share a cigarette in your bathrooms ...
It is very small!
And besides, you should
have noticed ...
... that my friend just took
off her pants ...
... to show me the tattoo
on his leg.
It was for no other reason. "
Stephane...
Do you want to lose some money?
- I'll play if you want ...
- I won 10 shillings from your brother.
- Do you want a normal game?
- An abnormal one would be more fun ...
Who else gets closer to the center ...
With 3 arrows?
For 1,000, okay?
Fabulous.
You start.
Silence, everyone. Be quiet...
Good shot.
Very good really.
You won, Stephane.
Let's speed it up ...
- Make it 5 big.
- 5,000 pounds?
Very well.
I start this time ...
Your turn...
Stephane, you now owe me 4000.
- Let's do a double cross ...
- What does that mean?
It means, if you lose ...
... you lose 8000 pounds,
and if you win ...
You don't earn anything.
...whatever...
Who will win?
Well, let's forget that
double la croisine ...
... let's say the bet
is now 10,000.
10,000 pounds? Very well...
Starts.
I'd like to bet on dad,
can I?
Better not.
Give me a good drink, Anthony!
"What a blow!"
14,000 pounds ...
That is more than what I earn
in 5 years.
- Do you think I can afford it?
- Yes I believe it.
I don't know about you guys, but
I'm going to bed.
- Goodnight everyone!
- Good evening, JC
- Put the darts away, Anthony.
- Yes.
Stephane!
Stephane...
My little plan, did you think of
anything I told you about?
Any investment? It's a good
chance to ruin old JC
Ship pump bills , I told you about that.
Use them again at the store and
resell them to dad's customers ...
... as refurbished products.
Stephane...
Sorry I didn't hear you ...
The bills from the pumps ...
Please Anthony, that's too complicated,
too complicated ...
It will work, I promise you it will
give us a lot of money.
- Don't say no, you bastard ...
- No, Anthony, not really.
It is conceptually narrow.
If you want to attack the old man,
do it where he is vulnerable.
Your pride.
And attack him bravely ...
... arrogantly.
I just wanted to make some money.
Anthony, I want to show you something.
Do you know what that is?
I'm afraid not.
It's a bilge pump.
It doesn't even look like it, damn it.
I had no idea.
You're more than retarded,
aren't you?
You didn't even know what you
were going to steal.
To resell and attack my
clients, right?
No dad, I swear, I wouldn't do that.
Of course you would!
This is why it is so depressing.
Look at these ... fake bills ...
They are so poorly made that ... they
serve for the bathroom.
What a pathetic,
insignificant elaboration of an investment ...
... with a business that
hasn't even started.
But Anthony, the most
disappointing aspect of your adventure is ...
... the fact that you
agreed ...
... with only having ... 6%.
No, it was 7 or 25% ...
I can prove it.
Please, Anthony ...
I was just trying to do ...
And?
... a little operation,
you understand?
Calvert.
Ah Castelli ...
Keep calm, please.
Yes, the situation is ...
... a little critical, let's say,
but ...
Castelli, listen to me ...
... at the end of the business, I
will pay in cash.
Exactly, in cash.
From my reserve of the
sterling fund in Tangier.
I will transfer the money to Zurich ...
...Boat.
Of course, via Marseille.
It is an old method, but it is legal,
and most importantly, very slow ...
Give us 2 more days.
I wouldn't call it a hoax, it's rather ...
...an operation...
Listen carefully.
My man in Tangier will call me
in a few minutes ...
... and I'll call you right away,
okay?
"Hello Beautiful."
Anthony...
This transfer is
extremely important ...
... and it will be carried out through the
usual channels that ...
... I chose myself. And since
you won't take care ...
... of your
bomb operations , you should assist me.
Yes, of course, father.
You will have to give
up your vacation.
No ... no vacation?
How can you think
about vacations?
When you have the only chance ...
... to learn something about
more sophisticated operations.
"DAD MUST DIE"
Good morning, JC
This is my new anti-dad gun.
It's funny isn't it?
No ...
What do you want?
Nothing, I was just passing by and
shooting things ...
When something
about an intriguing operation reached my ears .
You look pretty pathetic.
What did you do now?
Ruined your vacation?
You better not interfere, Stephane.
It is none of your business.
Yes it is, because Anthony is going
to Hindu Kush with me next month ...
... to do meditation.
Like
last summer's meditation in Siam.
Six weeks in the
brothels of Bangkok.
- I didn't tell you to go!
- But I'll be late for him ...
...to the office.
You are the worst influence on
your brother, you are useless ...
I wish I could have shaped
your character a little more ...
I do not know what you have shaped
my beloved brother ...
Clearly it was of no use.
If my mother's lawyers hadn't
been smarter than yours ...
... years ago I would have gone mad.
- My mother's lawyers were very ...
- Shut up!
They were very silly!
And look at you ...
The remaining jewels
of my two ...
... marriages.
That they were nothing more ...
- ... a sham in bad taste.
- And a reliable company.
A shipping company,
with several million in cash ...
... in addition to everything else you
squeezed out of our dear moms.
If you don't hurry, you'll be
late for the office!
And you, better go back to your
baby games ...
Nothing disappoints me more than
doing nothing.
Bonivet! ...
Monsieur, Calvert...
Listen to me well, I just
spoke to Castelli ...
I transfer my entire British fund
from Tangier to Zurich.
The funds will be transferred through the
"Osiris" at the beginning of August, ok?
Excuse me, Mr Calvert, did you say you were
transferring the entire British fund?
Yes, 1 million pounds ...
so so...
Secret is the best
security, so ...
... forget about this conversation.
- It's okay?
- Of course Mr.
- Goodbye, Bonivet.
- Goodbye, Mr. Calvert.
- You're out of your mind!
- You are a genius!
- You are really crazy!
- Come on, where's your sense of humor?
Stephane, you're not starting another
neurotic feud with Calvert.
Isn't it funny to steal
1 million from your dad?
I'm going to the hairdresser.
And you should go to the madhouse.
What do you think?
Are you interested?
I work for a pittance in this damn
office. Sure I'm interested.
But I can't do it, I don't
even have a vacation ...
Tell the old bastard to
give you a vacation or you'll quit.
"Yes, dad, you heard right.
I am quitting.
I realized that my soul ... "
... is sinking into a swamp ...
"He's sinking into a swamp ..."
Don't tell me, "... Of materialism ...
It's you who turned me
into an idiot ...
I want my freedom."
- "You have converted me ..."
- Ah, yes! Sounds better.
First we must solve the
encryption of the ship's safe.
And later...
Hello?
If it is...
It's for you son, from your office.
Hello.
And..
Hello Dad...
Yes, and...
Well...
- He's giving me my vacation back.
- Very well!
We still have some
heavy problems.
Here comes one of them now! ...
- Hello ...
- Hello, where have you been?
I've been very, very busy.
Fashion photos, fantastic ...
How far did you go?
Straight to the target. I thought
you would have more fun.
I meditated deeply under
the hair dryer ...
... and I decided to become a customer.
Then?
- What is the problem?
- We have problems with transportation.
And the escape plan.
We need help with that, Anthony.
Do you remember a guy named Duffy?
Duffy something ...
Duffy...
Dear God!
- Duffy!
- Duffle...
He's that guy we met on
that giant yacht.
That old hipster from Tangier,
he lives there.
- Do you remember where he was?
- Yes, it was the first to ...
No, before that. I was in the Navy,
don't you remember?
That's...
That's how it is!
You are a true genius!
I told him I wanted to go to Tangier, and he said,
"I'm in the Yellow Pages, honey."
Give me that phone ...
How did you hear about him?
You never knew him, did you?
No!
But you always talked
about him and I remembered.
Hello? I want to speak to Tangier,
Morocco ...
And.
I will tell you how to proceed.
We will ask you to come on board.
We will send you a ticket ...
Yes, it's Duffy ...
D-U-F-F-Y...
Segolene, what have you got, any
new pills?
No idiot ... let me go!
Yes, Duffle ...
D-U-F-F-Y...
...F-F-Y
Stephane!
Hello?
Alo Alo?...
Piece of shit!
Okay, garbage ... you ...
It is a psychopathic behavior,
what you have now.
It fascinates me ... speaking like
an expert ...,
... tell me, isn't it exciting?
What?
Yes, of course.
You know, actually what it
was ...
... it was a classic ...,
...sexual...,
... competition syndrome.
You were trying through ...
violence ... to prove your ...
...manhood.
That came straight
from the ocean, didn't it, honey?
I'm not worried about
my manhood, buddy ...
Violence, that's violence ...
I'm afraid we all have
streaks of it ...
I also had my streaks.
A great, great accumulation
of violence.
I think some of its
vital parts have fallen into your ...
...gap.
It's not a hole, stupid,
it's a hole.
Oh yeah.
Well with all the violence
I've ever seen in my life
and I've seen a lot ...
I think this will make you a
little nicer.
Friendly or ...
... airy ...
More...
... ventilated.
Tell me Mr. Smart Psychiatrist,
is that you, Duffy?
Thanks love.
Nice to see you, Duffy,
the old hipster and ...
...witty.
How is Tangier? How are
your fishing skills?
Have you done any interesting fishing
lately?
How's the smuggling going?
Hey, old dealer?
"All you have to do
is have Duffy tell you ...
... how they put 5 million aspirins
on the Bulgarian black market. "
"Drugs" they said,
well that cannot be denied ...
... aspirin, they're drugs too,
damn it.
Yeah well I guess ...
that the world is much better
now than ...
... I have retired.
- You retired, didn't you?
- How dare you retire?
Well, it has to be done. Sooner or later they
can catch you, right?
I have 2 brothers working in
Spanish prisons now, and ...
... there they stayed.
It's true ... I was scared.
You got scared?
Yes, I didn't want to end up like them.
Suppose if one's decided to go
irredeemably to pot...
... Tangier is the best place
to do it.
...with tangerine trees
and marmalade skies.
"Lucy is in the sky with diamonds "
I thought we might all pot down there
later.
What do you think?
- Here in Tangier?
- Yes!
Wonderful, we stayed
at my place.
- All of us?
- Exactly...
First we will do a ...
... a little
fishing scene , and then ...
...everything else.
- Do you like our coastal lighthouse?
- Our?...
Yes, Stephane bought it
last week.
Here was a pirate hideout
before it was a coastal lighthouse.
It is a nice lighthouse.
It's abandoned, silly.
Did you ever consider trying it
when you were most active?
- What?
- Piracy ...
No man, it's not my thing.
Is not something...
... very close to arrest.
I'd say it's old-fashioned.
For many obsolete.
Except for Anthony.
Said, it was just a
possibility, buddy.
You see, old JC, for reasons
unknown, plans to board ...
a good chunk of cash for
these deserted beaches next month.
Virtually unguarded,
don't forget!
And Anthony believes there are fierce
bandits quietly planning ...
... steal JC's lot
Hey Duffle, give me a space ...
- You're a good sailor, aren't you?
- They will have to move very fast.
The "Osiris" is our treasure.
- He's in
Tangier ... - Tangier.
Yes, in Tangier ...
Yes, and...
... will make a certain stop
over there ..,
... and then it will take you all day,
... and all the next night,
... until reaching Marseille.
At 5 am..,
... right in the middle of the marine route ... it
will be around here.
Here, to be more precise.
From there, it will take them 2 hours and a half to
reach the nearest shore.
And even with the fastest
of boats ...
... would give them only 10% to be successful.
Why not continue to the other
closest point?
You mean, escape out to sea
and get right here ...
Right here?
Yes, why not?
Sure, maybe it works, maybe ...
And.
Maybe the
chances are doubled 10-20% ...
- Only 20%?
- Yes, but what if you ...
- You? ...
- Well, why not?
...Why not?!...
Man...
Not even a
professional organization would attempt to do such a thing.
Suppose these gangsters
are not professionals ...
- They are not in their right mind.
- Suppose they work from within ...
... they know all
the details very well .
Like the combination of the
ship's safe.
Suppose this mobster,
these mobsters ...
... they have unlimited resources,
and a lot of imagination ...
... and an ideal escape plan.
- You and who else?
- Only U.S!
Only you?
Just us, that's what he said.
All of us...
No no no.
You haven't told him the amount.
A little over 1 million pounds.
Or if you prefer, just under
$ 3 million.
That's a clean million
for you, old friend.
If the idea is entertaining ...
What do you think?
No.
No...
It is absolutely ridiculous!
Here you go ...
They are cute, whatever they are.
Yes...
That's how it is.
What are they?
Some toys, I think ...
Come on.
We will make some changes.
Let's see...
You two can stay here.
Yes ... it will be fine.
This is not a guest bed ... This
is yours.
It is nice.
It's comfortable.
Yes, not bad.
No way.
Yes...
It's a...
... a bit erotic, right?
I would call this something ...
... something neurotic-erotic.
I myself feel that ...
... it would be more like a porn oasis.
Oasis porn?
I don't know how neurotic or erotic that sounds to you
, but I think you'll feel good.
Yes, it is ... exotic.
- It's the blue room.
- It's what I imagined.
Now make yourself comfortable.
Lovely isn't it?
Sounds majestic, doesn't it?
Sounds like,
how can I tell you ...
It is the "Osiris".
It is like the sound of a huge toad.
Our victim!
You have no idea what to expect.
You will find out soon!
This whole thing is totally absurd.
Exactly! If you create absurd
beautiful things , why couldn't I?
I want to create a fantastic
amateur theater scene, a success.
An absurd story that can be
immortalized without a camera.
You may have to shoot
people, that's not cool ...
Do you know a place called
the "Garden of Allah"?
Yes Duffy, I want to meet
the owner.
I heard that for a certain price, you
can provide us with everything ...
... necessary to mount the
absurd work.
You mean Bakirgian? Well, you
heard right about him.
He'll just give you an introduction,
I don't want to get involved, okay?
You look great.
- I'd like to introduce you to Mr. ...
- Eugenides.
- Eugenides!
- Pleasure.
- Sr. Bakirgian...
- Sr. Eugenides.
A strange and
a little rare name ...
These are lean times
, you know.
I am also a merchant,
Mr. Eugenides.
Times are not as good,
as your reputation.
It's no wonder no one
can match him in fame.
I need to do exercise.
Are you a coach?
Monsieur Bonivet!
Surprise, surprise ...
Mr. Calvert!
How are you? How is your dad?...
How about your
Tangier hobby ?
How is the old
British pound reserve doing ?
Oh yeah ... well, well.
Let me introduce you to my ...
...niece!
Of course, of course.
They are magnificent!
Yes, we all have our rhythm.
Received, a deposit for an
equipment of 5,000 ...
... payment will be made upon
delivery.
And the total that stays
below 30,000 ...
Of course! ...
This is your receipt.
After that, how much could we
get for the merchandise?
In the banking circuit of Beirut?
I suggest Naples ...
... I have financial colleagues who
would pay for this merchandise ...
... about 70%.
75% at least.
Come on Baki, don't haggle with me.
70 or 75% ...
What's the difference?
The 5%.
It's true.
It's going to be a fabulous event,
man.
Duffy?...
Let's have some coffee.
There's something I've
been thinking about ...
I just realized
that you are not a psychopath.
I'm not.
No, something inside you, is something
yet to be born ...
... you're a psychedelic Cecil B. DeMille.
Quite a show, darling.
This is a very
attractive setting, man.
It's about the quality
of the crime.
It's not bad, is it?
Well I think...
I guess this is the part
that I just ...
- ... I can't refuse
- Okay, Duffle!
Fantastic.
Fantastic!
- You're going to be a great bandit ...
- Yes, I'm going to have to be ...
- Sign here ...
- Listen, we have a lot to do.
We only have ...
less than three weeks.
We have to rehearse ...
Work!
Next week, we will take a
little trip in the "Osiris" ...
... something like a test.
I'll be the one with the gun
controlling the guard.
Not if I'm close.
- You will not carry any weapons.
- No weapons?
- Wait, we must have weapons ...
- You don't understand anything.
There will be only one weapon ... my gun,
and not just to control ...
... also to shoot.
Mr. Duffy! Mr. Duffy?
Mr. Duffy ... your tickets.
For you and for Mr. Eugenides.
In first class, from the SS Osiris ,
leaving for Marseille, today at 7pm.
Marvelous.
He's on a
reconnaissance trip , right?
- Have you seen Mr. Eugenides?
- No, Mr. Duffy.
Waiting!
Get it out of here!
Monsieur...
They are the best ... Caucasian,
male, young.
They will do very well.
- Doctor, do you want to inspect this?
- I don't want anything, damn it.
- You're not used to it, Mr. Eugenides.
- Yes, of course it is.
He is an eminence in his field,
anatomical research.
Give him the address!
Deliver everything to that address.
- Au revoir!
- Goodbye Sir!
Save them.
You can go.
Tape recorder.
A tape recorder, for
Mr. Eugenides.
Okay, put it over here.
I must deliver it to Mr. Eugenides
in person.
Well, Mr. Eugenides is not here,
just put it there!
- Are you Mr. Duffy?
- Yes.
Help!
Sir ... sir!
Let go!
I should have given them to Mr. Eugenides,
when Mr. Duffy wasn't home.
I imagined it.
Let me hand it over
myself, darling.
Go on, go on ... Stop!
Sir, monsieur ...
I was told this afternoon ...
... to bring them here straight
from the refrigerator.
I also brought him instead of 2,
some 3 magnificent copies ...
Trust my merchandise
for your business! ...
Sir, sir, it's $ 300! ...
You were attended to in the
fastest way , sir ...
They are now available for
the function ...
It is a real opportunity!
Mire ...
These things were supposed
to arrive in two weeks ...
And wait!..
... and under no circumstances
were they to be brought here ...
Now, take them and put them anywhere.
I do not care where...
- But sir, your English friend wrote ...
- I want my $ 300! ...
Sir! ... sir, no!
No!
Lord! ... Lord! ...
Son $ 300!...
300 dollars!..
DO NOT ENTER
First tie them well ...
... then lower them slowly ...
It's an easy job!
Mr. Eugenides's tape recorder
was delivered to my house.
There's no need to get mad, Duffy.
You do not have to...
And they also gave me a
pile of corpses ...
Did you give them my address, friend?
My address, and delivery for today!
Two weeks before, and with
four corpses?
Come on, man, don't raise
a tide for nothing.
It's even funny, really
beautiful ...
- It was just a little mistake ...
- A little mistake ?!
I made it clear that
we would only have one weapon, mine!
And the first thing those murderers do
is bring my house ...
... corpses and machine guns,
all falling through my door ...
... with half the town watching ...
I live here! It's a small city!
Calm down honey, you are overworked
, and you are too tense.
Seor, sir !
Get lost from here!
I told the staff that no one
could come in!
- I quit!
- Wait Duffle, you can't do it.
I can not?
Of course I can.
They messed everything up!
You and your idiot brother ...
- Not only is it absurd, it's crazy ... -
Who are you kidding?
- Why are you calling me an idiot?
- Forget about it!
- Forget about it? We will forget you ...
- Very good.
- We'll find someone else ...
- Calm down!
Someone with guts, damn it!
I told you, man! ...
Are you okay?
Perfectly, thank you.
Don't start pushing me ...
A slight recoil ...
... back to where we started.
- How you feel?
- I think I broke my neck.
That good!
Hey Duffy, the "Osiris" will be out in an hour,
we have to go.
You do not understand? I just quit.
Your ticket, buddy ... I'm going
back to my stuff, and ...
... I'm going to relax a little, honey.
- Okay, I'll take Anthony.
- I wish you success, man.
We will return the weekend ...
I hope you rest well.
Yes.
Go pack everything ...
I'll meet you at the dock.
- But I have to finish the ship.
- I'll help you later.
- Segolene, be careful not to get your clothes dirty.
- I brought my napkins ...
Stephane booked me a suite
at the hotel ...
I can move in tonight,
if you want.
Do what you want, honey.
My hair is a mess!
I'm going to wash my head.
Oye...
I think that...
... you would be a little more comfortable
in the Hotel, don't you think?
I see that you have a lot of anger.
It will be because I did not stay last night ...
Do not be ridiculous!
I don't have to be angry.
Rather, I'm a bit embarrassed ...
Like someone who has to escape from the city,
after everything explodes ...
And look at you ...
Where have you been?
Look at yourself,
you are not an example of chastity either.
Anyway...
... do you think Stephane will be upset
if I sleep with someone else?
Do you think he has no faith in my
good taste?
You with all that puritanism,
Duffy ...
You're even worse ... you're a
true puritan.
Yes.
Well...
... in fact what I believe, is that ...
... your sex life is
probably ...
... very empty!
Do you think I came back here ...
... to entertain you and tell you
that you are not in danger?
What's wrong with you honey, like
to entertain me? ...
What do you mean I'm
not in danger?
I have someone else to
replace you with.
He is an Italian.
Italian? So
you went around looking for yourself ...
... an Italian, huh?
Bueno ..., Goodbye, child! ...
Yes ... Maybe
someone else will find me ...
... a more qualified one ...
... someone nicer ...
Soft and nice.
You are very nice
too ...
It was very smart of you to
hang me like this.
You are a stylish bitch.
That is what you are...
You're teasing to have me,
aren't you, Duffy?
You die for it.
Somehow yes ...
Well...
... I would push a little more,
but since you insist ...
Idiot!
Segolene, you are a great whore!
Maybe I'm a bitch, but not
at all, I'm not a whore!
Okay my Dear. Now you can
go the conventional way.
I will have to take care of your libido.
Dear...
... let's not rush and
let go of grudges ...
... and I want a new recorder.
Ok?
Tell me something, Duffy ...
... I'm not a whore,
am I?
No Segolene, you are not a whore ...
... you are a great pussy!
What time is it darling
Good Morning!
Hey, they came back sooner than
I thought.
She is in the kitchen, making
coffee for us.
Yes.
How was the trip?
Excellent, everything went well.
And me...
... I got this, the key to
the captain's cabin.
Very good, that is very good.
What do you think of things now?
Have you reconsidered something?
Yes ... I think ...
... I think I'm going back.
Father, father! ...
Give me the blessing.
I bless you, my son.
Mralo ...
- He looks fabulous in that costume!
- Fabulous.
Hola,"Playboy," aqu,
"Harvest Bizarre."
... speak honey, over.
Playboy for Harvest Bizarre,
I heard you ... Over.
Marvelous.
"The party starts in ...
... 30 seconds, our date is safe. "
Over ...
I'll wait at the reception.
It does not work!
That is the combination I
have in the security file.
- Someone changed it!
- All right, let's find the captain.
Keep calm, honey,
and everything will be fine.
Get up, sailor!
What do they want?
The combination of the safe
. Move on!
But I don't know the combination!
The ship's captain always
knows the combination.
You have 10 seconds ...
I know the same combination
as you ...
... but on the same day, before leaving,
Mr. Bonivet changed it!
Who? Who changed it?
Mr. Bonivet ... the manager in Tangier.
Ask her!
Your question!
Yes sir?
I understand...
... it doesn't take more than 5 minutes,
sir.
Playboy a Harvest Bizarre...
Can you finish? I am in an
extremely exposed position ...
It is beginning to dawn.
He's online, Captain.
Isn't he there? Understood.
It's not there. It is in England.
He's with Mr. Calvert.
- Calvert.
- Mr. Calvert?
I am Captain
Schoeller's operator of the SS Osiris ...
Can you hear me?
You're online, Captain.
What?
Yes sir. There was a serious collision
with another ship ...
I don't think we'll float for another ...
20 minutes.
Sir, sir, what do we do with
the money transfer?
- I can't open the safe!
- What?
Did Bonivet change the combination?
Waiting! Wait a minute!
I'll go get it ...
Bonivet?
Bonivet?
Bonivet!
Monsieur?
What is the
"Osiris" box combination ?
What are you doing looking at women
while my ship is sinking?
41...
...22, 41.
41, 22 ...? Good.
Schoeller, are you there?
I got it.
41...
...22, 41.
Calvert!...
I made a mistake!
22 is impossible.
It's 41, 24 ... and 41!
Schoeller, please rectify ...
Rectification! ... 41 ...
24! 41!
We are running out of
space here.
It worked?
Hi friend!
Do not move!
- I have to go back to the cabin ...
- No, it's too late.
- But ...
- Come on, come on!
- What about...?
- Do not worry...
Worry about keeping
your mouth shut.
Y Stephane!
Man to water!
There I go.
A fishing boat is heading
north ...
I repeat: "... to the north."
They are stiff ...
- They are very stiff!
- Put on smaller girdles, Segolene.
You are a genius!
He's a genius!
Duffle!
Go! This was something
really groundbreaking!
Marvelous!
I will be more polite and tell you:
"I am very
deeply sorry JC ..
... but that stinky office
you put me in, it was killing my life.
So I did a little
operation ...
... which turned out very well and ...
... brought me 1 million in clean,
therefore ...
... be kind and accept my resignation
with resignation. "
"Come here, my boy ...,"
he will say ...
"How about going up to 40 a week?"
And I will answer:
"You can take your 40 and put it in, you
old bastard!"
Take good care of money until
we get back from Naples, Duffle.
Hope Stephane is okay ...
I hope Stephane hopes
I'm okay.
Don't worry about the deal in
Naples, because I'll insist on 80%.
If there is something I know how to do well, it
is to be grateful.
Come on Segolene, we have to go.
I will stay here...
...with the.
I need to get a little tan.
They're looking for me, they're
looking for me!
I will help you. Maybe we are
in the same situation, son ...
- Dad!
- Relax, little one.
Father, our journey has been
complicated ...
... it will not be possible for us to
continue.
Captain, God be with you.
This short stay was
for me ...
... a great experience
immensely rewarded.
Come on son.
- I have nothing with me ...
- Don't do anything.
Thank you thank you very much.
Goodbye.
TRANSACTION OF THE GOODS
IN NAPLES IS IMPOSSIBLE.
I WILL TRY IN BEIRUT. I NEED YOU URGENTLY
. TAKE THE 9:40 FLIGHT.
SEE YOU ON THE PLANE,
STEPHANE.
- What happens?
- I do not get it.
- I thought you were in Naples.
- Beirut.
"The transaction of the merchandise in
Naples is impossible ...
... I'll try Beirut, I need you
urgently, take the 9:40 flight ...
... see you on the plane, Stephane. "
I never heard him say
"impossible".
He must really be in trouble.
He even forgot that he is Mr. Eugenides.
Almost 9:40. We need to get
ready for the plane. Let's go.
- I'm not going.
- What?
I'll stay here and wait until
they come back.
I like to be alone sometimes,
you know?
Yeah, I guess you need a little
solitude, before ...
... your favorite criminal appears and
you disappear with him.
I don't belong to Stephane.
I don't belong to anyone.
Nobody, nobody ... nobody.
It's okay.
It's okay.
Oye... Duffy!
I liked being here with you.
I enjoyed every moment
that I spent with you. It was good.
It's just that ...
... we have to cool everything down
a bit now, you know?
Yes.
Sure, it could be that
I finally get used to you ...
And probably, I love you ...
... in the worst possible way ...
...and no...
... I don't think that
's the best.
No?
Duffy, I don't like to belong ... I
just ...
... I'm like that, you know?
Yes, good...
... just keep it up.
Yes!
Monsieur, Duffy! Seor, Duffy!
Thank you sir, thank you.
THE OPERATION WAS A GREAT SUCCESS.
THE GOODS MUST BE
DELIVERED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
WE WILL MEET TODAY WITH SEGOLENE,
AT THE BEACH CLUB, CAPO DEL ORO.
EUGENIDES AND HIS BROTHER.
Segolene!
Segolene!
Hello.
Hello!
Then everything is clear.
The telegram from Beirut
took 4 days ...
... nice days.
- Anyway, that doesn't matter.
- Well.
How could you send it?
A good friend got me
someone from Beirut.
As soon as it gets dark, we'll go to
my yacht and find the money.
I'm still tired to
go diving.
Remember when we found this?
Centuries ago.
No, 2 years ago, actually ...
the day after I found you.
And you told me: Thank you!
It feels very good...
I wonder what you will say when I
deposit $ 1 million into a Swiss account.
On multiple accounts, to be exact ...
Thanks!
It feels very good.
Do you want to know how I feel?
I want a few weeks
in Acapulco, what do you think?
I'd like to see Stephane, I ...
... I want to explain some things to you.
What a bunch of nonsense!
Why don't you take care of your
damn job?
Are you suggesting that I am
intervening in your pleasures?
I never got between you.
I didn't give you that chance.
You know the rules well.
Well...
... now the game is over,
probably.
Whatever that means,
you have to admit ...
... that our last game
was a triumph.
- You cheated.
- I won, that's the point.
And if it was a cheat, I did it
with your very enthusiastic help.
If I remember correctly, Stephane
came up with his fabulous plan on a Monday.
And on Thursday ..., of course, at our
Thursday meeting.
You confessed it to me ...
... and I laughed until I cried.
Remember what I told you?
You said, "Oh my God, why not?
Let him do the dirty work ...
... and I'll collect the cake. "
"I'll collect the cake." I said that?
Were you drunk.
His mind was perfectly clear.
Then the
great idea struck me ...
... of injecting some methods
into Stephane's fantasy.
Turn all your little madness
into reality.
And collect the cake!
That's right ... collect the pie.
"Some methods" ... like the
combination of the damn safe.
Poor Bonivert always impatient,
especially when it comes to ...
But Duffy did a great job!
Ah, Duffy...
Agree.
So, Duffy, it was your
brilliant mind.
Don't get sentimental
with Duffy.
It is very adaptable, you will always
find a place to drink ...
- ... a place to sleep ...
- How do you know? You never met him.
I never met him?
But I know all about him. He is a
capable man , and with great audacity.
Bold...
I'll tell you what, we'll send him a few
dollars from Acapulco.
Excuse me, please. There is a gentleman
here on the terrace ...
Mr. Garain ...
- Is Mr. Garain?
- Inspector Mr. Garain.
Chief of the local Police.
Will you excuse me for a moment?
Please...
- Mr. Calvert?
- Yes.
Excuse me for interrupting, but
I must ask you to come with me, sir.
Voila!
Mr. Calvert, let me introduce you
to Mr. ...
...Sr. Duffy.
A fan of fishing,
and there is his catch.
Monsieur, I'm going to ask you to
make your statement to Mr. Calvert.
When, where and how.
Oui! Yes Yes...
Well ... I was ...
... fishing on the coast, in
a beautiful place ...
... a little cold, I was,
about ...
... ten meters deep,
and it was ...
... chasing one of these
rare fish, and ...
... she escaped me through one of
these underground holes ...
... or a hole, you know.
So, I dived in afterwards and
found these bags there ...
I brought them to the surface,
took a look inside and ...
And here they are ... That's all I
can declare, darling.
Bravo!
Mr. Calvert, are
you speechless, huh?
His heart is filled with
great joy.
Very good very good. We must
congratulate this American boy.
- Well done. Bravo!
- Yes of course...
Sir, Duffy ...
I insist on thanking you.
Including my bank, my
shareholders, and ...
Of course me.
When you need me, sir ...
Dear God!
Apparently, JC dropped his wallet.
What happened?
This gentleman is also a Calvert ...
What happened?
Stephane...
- I have to explain ... something.
- No explanations!
Whatever happened, it seems ...
inspired by divinity.
Sr. Calvert?
Oiga, Sr. Duffy?
There is a reward.
Reward? Well, I didn't come
for that.
Ah, a reward?
How much?
Not much, just 50,000.
Well, if Mr. Calvert insists ...
why not?...
Of course. Anthony, can you
come over here for a minute?
You deserve to be very well
rewarded.
Maybe I can make a check payable
to J. Duffy ...
D-U-F-F-Y...
I don't have checks with me,
why don't you go and ...
Inspector, this Mr. Duffy will be
given his reward for helping us.
Anthony, can you handle it,
please?
You see, Mr. Calvert ...
... I buy you a drink.
At some other time,
maybe ...
Marvelous.
Thanks.
Keep that faith, honey.
Oye, Duffy...
Glad you left
with something ...
Yeah, well ... I'm glad
you're happy, honey!
I didn't win anything ...
... you didn't even give me my
new recorder ...
It just stays
the same.
A...
... stylish bitch.