Dug Dug (2021) Movie Script
[crickets chirping]
[distant bells ringing]
[truck horn blares]
[truck engine rumbles]
Adios!
[match strikes]
This life's unrest,
Burns every inch of my skin,
Don't you go looking for a cure,
For this malady is the aid to my sins.
[grimaces]
[matches strike repeatedly]
In the ashes of these cosmos,
I have been seeking the elixir,
But the light only knows,
Where the darkness is hiding.
[vehicle rumbles past]
[match strikes]
Just stop searching,
Don't go wasting your time,
Just stop searching,
Don't go wasting your time,
Only those reach their destination,
Who have lost themselves in the lines.
Who have lost themselves in the lines.
[engine starts]
[engine idling]
[engine revs loudly]
[rhythmic instrumental music playing]
Time is pacing
Or is it you who's drifting?
Time is pacing
Or is it you who's drifting?
Everyone's drowning somewhere,
Then, why are you
still in your senses!
[engine rattling]
[approaching truck horn blaring]
[truck rumbles past]
Is this reality or
is it all but a dream,
Is it the inferno or just an oasis!
Why are you searching far and wide?
The answer to the question
is the question only.
The answer to the question
is the question only.
The answer to the question
is the question only.
Hey asshole!
You wanna die or what?
[truck horn grows louder]
Fuck you!
Hey!
[music fades]
[distant engine humming]
[birds flutter away]
[bike skids and crashes]
Fuck!
[labored breathing]
[engine idling]
[insects chirping]
[ragged breathing]
[breathing heavily]
[sickening crunch]
[groans weakly]
[ambulance siren wailing]
[camera shutters clicking]
-Move! Move! Get back! Get back!
-Ready! Ready!
Get back idiot!
It's a bloodbath,
not your sister's wedding.
[police shouting indistinctly]
[door slams shut]
[metal door opens]
[walkie-talkie crackles]
[indistinct wireless transmissions]
[suspicious music swells]
God only knows what games he plays!
Everything is his will.
Everything...
What the hell Manfool sir!
Can't you feel the room?
The weather is so pleasant.
Look up, the stars are out.
Just shut the fuck up and drink.
Fuck you!
You drink and die!
Bitch!
Made my life miserable by being
friends with fools.
[distant dog barks]
I am off to sleep.
Praise to Lord Rama.
Good night!
[bonfire crackling]
[dog barking in distance]
Damn! That old fart has gone
nuts after getting drunk.
Fucker messed with my head.
And why are you sitting with
such a long face dumbass?
What happened?
You know
I have been married for 4 years, right!
Yeah, so?
Now, the whole family
has started saying
that it is time to give
them a grandson. Hurry up!
[angrily] How can I give them
a grandson instantly?
Does he grow on a tree?
I have tried everything.
Every goddamn month,
I take my wife to the city hospital.
Hospitals are shit expensive.
And my father, he brought
me in this world in just 10 bucks.
-It is beyond me.
-My God, enough!
Shut up!
Just shut up!
Quiet!
[angrily] I swear I am never going to
drink with you guys again.
You guys have fucked
this night real hard.
[birds chirping]
[horn honks]
[Religious chants]
[water splattering]
[horn honks]
[goat bleats]
[rapid footsteps]
[birds chirping]
[goat bleats]
[panting]
[tense music swelling]
What?
Hmm!
Fucking morons!
[yells] Find it!
[suspenseful music swelling]
[goat bleats]
[folk music playing]
Praise to Lord Rama.
Adios!
Yeah! Yeah!
[birds screeching]
[heavy metallic thud]
[metal chain rattling]
[sharp intake of breath]
[drawer slamming shut]
[flock of birds screeching]
[grunting with effort]
[goat bleats]
[buffalo bellowing]
[suspenseful music intensifies]
Manfool sir!
Just cannot understand this!
We emptied out the petrol,
locked it even.
This motorbike is here again.
Manfool sir!
Where are you lost?
What are you thinking?
Pyare?
What do you think?
-What the hell? Move back!
-Shoo! Shoo!
[heavy metallic thud]
[metal chain rattling]
[fan whirring]
[match strikes]
[vehicle pulls up]
[mobile game beeping]
[over walkie-talkie] Come in, sir!
Commissioner sir is coming to
the station today. Be prepared.
[suspenseful music begins]
Smile, please!
Ready!
[camera shutters clicking]
Ok! I'll take your leave now.
Have a meeting to attend.
-Ok sir!
-Let's bounce.
[police whistle blows]
-Good day!
-To you too!
C'mon guys, pick it up.
[goat bleats]
[metal clanging]
[goat bleating]
[police siren wailing]
[villagers chattering]
Every morning, I go there only to
relax and graze my goats.
Yesterday, my knees were hurting.
So, I slept there under a bush.
Thakur came in my dream
and screamed
"My soul is standing at the
gates of heaven,
but the doors are locked."
Thakur is scared
of being thrown into hell.
That's why
I am requesting you lovely people
that we should say prayers
and make a memorial on that spot.
Or else his soul will keep
wandering restlessly for eternity.
This old fart is absolutely right.
One crook was telling me the other day
that he witnessed the motorbike
running without a rider.
What are you saying you idiot?
For God's sake, use your tiny brain
before speaking.
Stop having weed
and opium for breakfast.
You think we are all
dumb fucks like you!
Yes, my lord!
The policeman is absolutely right!
I go to the same spot to take a dump
where this old fart
goes to graze his goats.
Yesterday,
I was taking a dump on the hilltop.
Oh yeah?
I heard a motorbike
coming from a distance
and I saw the motorbike
running without a rider
and stop at the same spot.
[hookah bubbling]
Okay then!
Start with the rituals.
[Priest chanting religious prayers]
[Priest chanting religious prayers]
[Priest chanting religious prayers]
[Priest chanting religious prayers]
Now, we will pray for Thakur's soul.
May his soul rest in peace.
Oh lord, please bless his soul and
may he rest in peace.
[indistinct conversation]
[police siren blares]
Move! Move!
[police whistle blows]
[wireless crackles]
Why don't you come to my
office tomorrow? We will chat then.
Priest! What the hell is going on?
We have done all the
rituals and everything else.
Even then, the motorbike
is here again.
What is this groovy mystery?
I haven't got a clue but there
have been no mistakes on my part.
Listen! We have given
you whatever you wanted
plus the money you asked for.
Then, what is this mystery?
It's beyond me!
Now, God only knows what's going
on in his head.
Right?
Yo?
Where are you going? Stand here.
[angrily] I am Girdhari Lal,
Thakur's cousin.
I have come to request you
on behalf of our family
that if Thakur's motorbike
wants to stay here, then let it be.
What difference would it make?
None of us have slept peacefully
since Thakur's death
and now these shenanigans.
On top of this,
Thakur's grandmother sees him
in her dreams every night
and he asks for his favorite things.
And this kid,
keeps asking to see his uncle's ghost.
Look! Here's uncle's ghost. Happy?
Sir,
my humble request is,
since you have already made
a memorial here,
let this motorbike stay here too.
How does it matter?
-Hey Manfool!
-Yes sir?
Remove everything except
the motorbike. Quickly.
Yes sir.
Badri!
Yes!
Remove everything except the
motorbike. Quickly!
Yes, copy!
Don't just stand there.
Lend a hand. C'mon.
Are flowers going to grow out of this?
Throw it away.
"Om" is written on this stone.
How can I throw it away?
What?
-Show me!
-Yeah, see.
Oh! It is a miracle.
This is a sign from God that our Thakur
himself has become a saint in heaven.
What?
Meaning what? Haven't you heard about
Dungri village's saint Bhagirathji?
Yeah, but how is this related to that?
There is indeed a relation.
Saint Bhagirathji was
our senator's grandson.
The senator had some personal
rivalries just like Kill Bill.
And in midst of this, instead of him,
his grandson Bhagirathji got shot.
He died a gruesome death.
Exactly like our Thakur.
Groovy! Then what?
Saint Bhagirathji started coming
in his family's dreams every night.
During the rains, there was
dampness on one of the walls
and people saw a swastika
in that dampness.
Seeing that,
the high priest was called
to explain the mystery
of the swastika on the wall.
He saw it and said that Bhagirathji
had become a messenger of God.
And now it is absolutely necessary
to make a temple in his name.
Have you gone crazy priest?
What temple?
Aren't there enough gods and goddesses
in this country already?
The stone must have
fallen from a moving tractor
and someone must have put it here.
-What?
-Wow son!
Fell out of a moving car huh
and someone put it there.
Then, you also mean that someone left
Thakur's motorbike here as well?
What are you talking about Manfool sir?
Think before you speak.
-What?
-Are you drunk already?
Saying whatever nonsense
is coming to your mind huh!
Wait a minute. Calm down.
What is your name?
Pyare.
-Pyare what?
-Pyare Lal!
Oh! You are Pyare Lal.
I have heard you
are on night duty here.
You're unaware of what goes under you?
Maybe you didn't do your
duty responsibly. Right?
[angrily] Or you think we
are all bitches here?
-You are the only wise ass here huh!
-Sir! Sir!
I apologize on his behalf.
Apologize my ass.
He is trying to be a wise ass.
Sir! Sir! His life is already a mess.
You don't worry about him.
I'll handle him.
Come here.
Get out!
Sir, why bother with kids?
God sends signs this way only
and it is our job to
understand these signs.
Right sir?
You are absolutely right priest.
That is why I am
standing in this heat.
I only have two jobs.
One is to have faith in God.
The second is to serve the public.
Now,
if today's kids don't
understand these things,
then let these idiots burn in hell.
Now, God himself isn't going to come
and ask us to build a temple here.
Now, you only tell us priest,
what should we do next?
Let's go see the high priest.
We will do exactly
what he tells us to do.
-Quickly, let's go. I don't have much time.
-Ok sir.
Okay people! May God bless you!
[Religious chanting]
[temple bell rings]
Listen carefully!
Constructing a temple,
praying,
these are very
honorable things to do.
But before all that
Can you answer my question?
We'll try our best high priest.
As we all know,
today, man has progressed in
all fields imaginable.
Agreed?
Trains
airplanes
computers
WhatsApp?
What I am trying to say is
distances have reduced.
Fascinating
We don't have to go anywhere
to pay our respects to gods.
We can do all that from the
comforts of our home.
But somehow God still
isn't listening to us.
People's faith is increasing
by the day in billions
and everyone is seeking
God's blessings.
But God
still isn't listening.
Can anyone tell me
why isn't he listening?
Well!
How much sweet can God eat?
Holi, Diwali
festivals and marriages
only sweets are offered to him.
What was I saying?
How much sweet can God eat?
See, the thing is
Holi, Diwali,
day and night, festivals and weddings,
only sweets and nothing else.
How much sweet can God eat?
He is bored and tired.
That is why he is angry.
But fortunately,
our Thakur has become God's messenger
and such an opportunity
only comes once in centuries.
So,
to send your wishes
to God blazing fast,
Offer Thakur Sa his favorite things.
Now, can anyone tell me
what were his favorite things?
High priest, Thakur
was my childhood friend.
We grew up together.
He was a very happy-go-lucky type
and as far as I know,
his favorite things
were cigarettes and alcohol.
Oh! Sorted then,
offer alcohol
and then, see how your wishes
start coming true.
[villagers murmuring]
Alcohol?
Hearing it for the first time.
Wait! Calm down!
High priest! Alcohol?
Look
God works in mysterious ways.
When I am still learning to
understand his ways,
how can you expect to
understand him so easily?
Now, don't think too much.
Just do what is commanded by the gods.
Everyone, praise our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
[goats bleating]
[broom swishing]
[loud tapping]
[loud blowing]
[music playing]
[bottle cap pops]
[air blowing]
[police siren wailing]
DONATION BOX
Everyone, repeat after me
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
Bro! Please come!
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
He's here! He's here!
[temple bell clang]
Praise the high priest!
Long live the high priest!
Praise the high priest!
Praise the high priest!
Long live the high priest.
Praise the high priest!
Listen everyone.
These are Thakur Sa's colors.
Bring blue and pink
colors into your life,
happiness and success will follow.
Now, say with me.
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa.
Everyone say it together,
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
[air blowing]
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
-Greetings, holy priest.
-Hello
-Bless me
-God bless you
I have tried my luck in 3-4 businesses,
but all have failed miserably.
No profits. No returns.
I am now starting a new one.
Please see my horoscope and tell me
what my stars are predicting.
Leave all horoscopes aside.
Just add Thakur Sa's name to your business
and see how your
business booms overnight.
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
THAKUR SA CONSTRUCTION COMPANY
-Yes! This looks perfect.
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa.
Priest my man, it's a miracle.
My business has boomed with
Thakur Sa's blessings.
My business has boomed with
Thakur Sa's blessings.
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
THAKUR SA FABRICS STORE
THAKUR SA FASHION STORE
THAKUR SA UTENSILS
THAKUR SA ELECTRICALS
THAKUR SA MEDICALS
THAKUR SA TAILORS
THAKUR SA BOOK STORE
THAKUR SA PHOTO STUDIO
THAKUR SA HAIRDRESSER
THAKUR SA MOBILE SHOP
THAKUR SA FASHION HUB
THAKUR SA SWEETS
THAKUR SA TYRES
THAKUR SA MEDICAL AND GENERAL STORE
THAKUR SA ELECTRONICS
THAKUR SA MEAT SHOP
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
[temple bell clang]
[TV news segment]Hello my dear viewers!
Welcome to today's special episode of-
Believe it or don't believe it!
Today, we will take you to
a bizarre temple
where no god or goddess is worshipped
but people pray to a motorbike.
Yes! You heard it right!
People seek blessings
from a motorbike here.
That moves on its own without a rider
once the sun sets.
Yes, believe it or not, it starts and
comes to this spot
where its owner Thakur Lal
met his gruesome death.
People say that
no chains or prison walls were able to
keep this motorbike locked.
What is the motorbike's secret?
Why is it making everyone's
wishes come true?
Is it really possible to believe in
such things in the 21st century?
This is mere superstition or is it
a symbol of people's faith?
C'mon! Let's hear Thakur Sa's story
from his believers' blessed mouths.
Sir, a minute? Please!
Can you tell our viewers where are you
taking this whiskey bottle?
I am taking this single malt
for Thakur Sa.
I was unable to find a bride
so, I came to seek blessings
from Thakur Sa.
Lo and behold, I got married and
I found an extremely foxy wife.
So, I have come to thank Thakur Sa.
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa.
Thank you, sir.
Let's go talk to more people
about Thakur Sa.
Yeah, so you were saying that
you were with Thakur Sa
when he passed away?
Yes, he was with me only.
We were coming back from the
goddesses' temple in the evening.
While dropping me home he asked,
"Will people remember me
if I am gone?"
and now see, he is so famous.
He is easing everyone's pain
and suffering. He has become an angel.
Thank you, sir.
Viewers,
I am standing in the
very same police station
where Thakur Lal's motorbike
was brought in after the accident.
Let me show you the exact spot from
where it disappeared for the first time.
Look closely, this is the spot.
Now, let's go meet the policemen.
Follow me!
We are here to talk with few policemen
who have seen Thakur Sa's motorbike
move on its own without a rider.
Let's see what they have to say.
Sir, what are your thoughts?
Do you also believe that
Thakur Sa's motorbike was
wandering on its own
without any rider?
Yes absolutely,
there is no doubt in that.
Sir! There were no
footprints near the spot
where it was parked.
Then, who rode it?
There is more,
the motorbike disappeared from the
prison without any locks being broken.
Now, is that a miracle or what?
Thank you, sir.
Officer, we have come to know from
our special sources that
you were on night duty
when this miracle happened.
Did you witness this miracle
with your own two eyes?
Would you like to comment?
Let him go.
I'll tell you the truth.
When Thakur Sa was born,
his grandmother got
his horoscope made.
Seeing that, the priest said that
he'll be a miraculous child.
So, she named him Thakur only.
As you can see now,
everyone is chanting his
name in all directions.
Are you also a part of this cult?
Yes, indeed.
After retirement, I devoted my life to
serve at Thakur Sa's feet.
See, I am getting goose
bumps just by talking about him.
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
[devotional chanting]
What is the secret behind
Thakur Sa's motorbike?
No one knows but
faith is rapidly growing day by day.
Believers also say that the
motorbike's headlights turn on
to bless the lucky few.
That is why they say there is a very
thin line between faith and superstition.
We end our episode on this note.
I am Rajeev, with cameraman Aditya.
Goodbye.
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
[goat bleats]
[wooden door creaks open]
[snoring loudly]
Good morning, Your Highness!
[yawning groan]
[villagers clapping]
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
Long live the king!
Jai Ho!
Long live the king!
Jai Ho!
Long live the king!
Jai Ho!
[air blowing]
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
[crow cawing]
[engine starts]
DRINKING ALCOHOL IS STRICTLY
PROHIBITED HERE
[devotees chanting]
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
[currency counter whirring]
[coins clattering]
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Sister, please give me something
in Thakur Sa's name.
No, go away. I don't have any money.
Thakur Sa will bless you with a baby
if you give me money.
Sir, please give me something.
Asking a policeman for alms?
I will give you a tight slap.
Get lost!
And you have nothing better to do huh?
I am an idiot who takes
you to the city all the time
Why should I?
A beggar's blessing will
give you a baby, right?
Doctors are doing nothing except
jerking each other off.
Let's go from here!
[bus engine revs]
WELCOME TO THAKUR SA'S FIRST HOLY MARCH
Yo! Yo! DJ Razor is in the house.
On the occasion of
Thakur Sa's first holy march
I request all my lovely devotees
Please raise your hands and get
drunk on Thakur Sa's worship.
[DJ music starts]
DJ Razor
DJ Razor
Come let's dance
Let's be carefree
Feel many colors of our lord Thakur Sa
Come let's dance
Let's be carefree
Feel many colors of our lord Thakur Sa
Your powers are eccentric!
Your worship is beloved!
Pink and blue
is your holy ride.
Your Dug Dug Dug Dug
Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug
-Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug
-Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
-Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug
-Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
-Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug
-Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
At Thakur Sa's feet,
everyone will get respect.
Eat, drink and be merry,
this only was Thakur Sa's
message to us all.
Come let's dance
Let's be carefree
Feel many colors of our lord Thakur Sa
Come let's dance
Let's be carefree
Feel many colors of our lord Thakur Sa
Dance my dear devotees!
No work can be effective,
when you aren't devoted.
Bring Thakur Sa in your heart
and be free of all the worldly pains.
You ask for a car
Ask for a girl
Ask for a baby
And dance like no one's watching.
Car, girl, baby, house,
gold and silver rings and bands,
girlfriend, boyfriend, hotel and a
4 bed, or your very own dug dug moped.
Come let's dance
Let's be carefree
Feel many colors of our lord Thakur Sa
Come let's dance
Let's be carefree
Feel many colors of our lord Thakur Sa
Come let's dance
Let's be carefree
Feel many colors of our lord Thakur Sa
Come let's dance
Let's be carefree
Feel many colors of our lord Thakur Sa
Your Dug Dug Dug Dug
Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug
Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
[crickets chirping]
[faint DJ music]
Hey! Look over there!
[loud DJ music]
What are you looking at?
It is Thakur Sa's holy water.
Let's drink it like it's nectar.
Fuck off! Bitch!
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Everything is going to be fine for
my lover Is leaving for Thakur Sa's shrine!
[cars honking continuously]
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
[crowd applauding]
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
[card machine beeping]
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
[crowd applauding]
[excavator digging]
[jackhammer pounding]
[blasting siren]
[explosion]
[explosions continue]
[jackhammer pounding]
[heavy machine noise]
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
[horn]
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
Say it with me, Praise
to our lord Thakur Sa! Jai Ho!
[fast-paced music playing]
[music intensifies]
[temple bell clang]
[loudspeaker announcement]
[temple bells clanging]
[liquid pouring]
No more Badri, please. Enough!
I am down 4-5 pegs already.
Don't be a drunkard.
We're on night duty.
At least respect the uniform.
Manfool sir! Stop whining.
You are a funny man.
Just shut the fuck up and drink.
Anyway, this is your last night duty.
After that, you are not going to
give a rat's ass about us.
So, for God's sake!
Drink!
[insects chirping]
Pyare!
Pyare Lal!
Why so serious?
[fire crackling]
Why are you drinking like a loser?
What's bothering you?
Tell me! C'mon!
Enough about me Manfool sir!
You tell me
You are finally retiring next week.
What are your plans for the future?
Become a farmer or what?
Plans my ass.
My life has been a fucking waste.
In this life
I have done
jack fucking shit.
What are you saying Manfool sir?
You are famous in the whole community.
You are a policeman for God's sake.
Understood
Here, light it.
What policeman!
No thanks!
See
The collector was from my community.
He pulled some strings
and got me a job here.
My naive ass thought
it's a quiet town.
No one will ask questions.
Will live a comfortable life
and that's exactly what happened.
Then, what the hell is your problem?
People strive for such life.
I agree!
That is the real problem.
I became a policeman, yes!
But I have never acted like one.
Spent all my life sitting
inside the station.
[flames crackling]
But what else was I supposed to do?
Where was I at fault?
Nothing ever happens here.
No thefts,
no robberies,
no communal or civil riots,
no one was ever murdered
and not even a single boy has
ever run away with a girl.
Hang on
That's it?
So much worrying
for such a petty thing?
I'll do one thing.
Listen very carefully.
First thing tomorrow, I'll get friendly
with a girl from another caste
and then run away with her.
Then, when her community people
cut me into pieces
and bury me in the ground,
you can come and catch my killer!
What say? Cool?
That's not the point Badri.
It is about doing something
meaningful with life.
When I was young, around your age,
I was also filled with
such rage and adrenaline.
But that rush has gone
cold because of this job.
Downright cold.
I have never caught a single thief
or a pickpocket.
Not even a dacoit. Nothing!
What to do?
Something has to happen for that.
Now, take the neighboring
village for example,
Sometimes there's a ghost.
Sometimes there's a witch.
The most that has ever happened here
was today when poor Thakur
got run over by a truck.
He was cut in half.
It was an extremely horrific death.
I couldn't even bear seeing it.
God only knows what games he plays!
Everything is his will.
Everything...
What the hell Manfool sir!
Can't you feel the room?
The weather is so pleasant.
Look up, the stars are out.
Just shut the fuck up and drink.
Fuck you!
You drink and die!
Bitch!
Made my life miserable by being
friends with fools.
I am off to sleep.
Praise to Lord Rama.
Good night!
Damn! That old fart has gone nuts
after getting drunk.
Fucker messed with my head.
And why are you sitting with
such a long face dumbass?
What happened?
You know
I have been married
for 4 years, right!
Yeah, so?
Now, the whole family
has started saying
that it is time to give
them a grandson. Hurry up!
How can I give them
a grandson instantly?
Does he grow on a tree?
I have tried everything.
Every god damn month,
I take my wife to the city hospital.
Hospitals are shit expensive.
And my father, he brought
me in this world in just 10 bucks.
-It is beyond me.
-My God, enough!!
[angrily] Shut up!
Just shut up!
Quiet!
I swear I am never going to drink
with you guys again.
You guys have fucked
this night real hard.
First that old fart bored me to death
and now you.
What is this cribbing about a grandson?
Idiot
At least you got married, didn't you?
Look at me!
Fucker! The girl I was in love with,
her asshole father got her married to...
You know everything right?
It all happened in front of you only.
Have you ever seen me sad?
With a long face?
No, right?
Just...
Just fuck this world
Just fuck this world
right in the ass!
Now see,
your problems...
can only be solved by a miracle.
But yeah,
I do have a solution for
the old man's cribbing.
What do you mean?
He was rambling on and on right,
nothing ever happens here,
there was a ghost
in the nearby village.
Yeah, so?
He wants a ghost, right!
Then we shall make our own ghost.
Look over there.
Finish your drink,
pick up the bottle
and just follow me quietly.
[suspense music builds]
[temple bell clang]
What happened? What are you thinking?
Come here quickly.
[temple loudspeaker announcement]
Hurry up please!
It is the right time
to say the prayers.
It will become crowded soon
and we won't get to
pay our respects nicely.
Let's go quickly.
[temple bell clang]
Greetings.
[background chatter]
[ferocious roar]
Hey, why are you standing there?
Come here.
I need to tell you something.
[faint temple announcement]
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
Hmm
Here, hold him first.
I have hidden something from you.
We got our child because of
Thakur Sa's blessings only.
I had asked Thakur
Sa to bless us with a baby.
I didn't tell you earlier because
you're always hyper and super cranky.
Everyone got tired of convincing you.
You are the only one in this world
who gets irritated
just by Thakur Sa's name.
But still my dear
Thakur Sa has done what
your doctors,
homeopaths, and shamans couldn't.
Praise to my lord Thakur Sa.
[unsettling music playing]
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
[temple bell tolling]
Holy shit!
Praise to our lord
Thakur Sa!
[temple bell clang]
[blowing steadily]
[distant bells ringing]
[truck horn blares]
[truck engine rumbles]
Adios!
[match strikes]
This life's unrest,
Burns every inch of my skin,
Don't you go looking for a cure,
For this malady is the aid to my sins.
[grimaces]
[matches strike repeatedly]
In the ashes of these cosmos,
I have been seeking the elixir,
But the light only knows,
Where the darkness is hiding.
[vehicle rumbles past]
[match strikes]
Just stop searching,
Don't go wasting your time,
Just stop searching,
Don't go wasting your time,
Only those reach their destination,
Who have lost themselves in the lines.
Who have lost themselves in the lines.
[engine starts]
[engine idling]
[engine revs loudly]
[rhythmic instrumental music playing]
Time is pacing
Or is it you who's drifting?
Time is pacing
Or is it you who's drifting?
Everyone's drowning somewhere,
Then, why are you
still in your senses!
[engine rattling]
[approaching truck horn blaring]
[truck rumbles past]
Is this reality or
is it all but a dream,
Is it the inferno or just an oasis!
Why are you searching far and wide?
The answer to the question
is the question only.
The answer to the question
is the question only.
The answer to the question
is the question only.
Hey asshole!
You wanna die or what?
[truck horn grows louder]
Fuck you!
Hey!
[music fades]
[distant engine humming]
[birds flutter away]
[bike skids and crashes]
Fuck!
[labored breathing]
[engine idling]
[insects chirping]
[ragged breathing]
[breathing heavily]
[sickening crunch]
[groans weakly]
[ambulance siren wailing]
[camera shutters clicking]
-Move! Move! Get back! Get back!
-Ready! Ready!
Get back idiot!
It's a bloodbath,
not your sister's wedding.
[police shouting indistinctly]
[door slams shut]
[metal door opens]
[walkie-talkie crackles]
[indistinct wireless transmissions]
[suspicious music swells]
God only knows what games he plays!
Everything is his will.
Everything...
What the hell Manfool sir!
Can't you feel the room?
The weather is so pleasant.
Look up, the stars are out.
Just shut the fuck up and drink.
Fuck you!
You drink and die!
Bitch!
Made my life miserable by being
friends with fools.
[distant dog barks]
I am off to sleep.
Praise to Lord Rama.
Good night!
[bonfire crackling]
[dog barking in distance]
Damn! That old fart has gone
nuts after getting drunk.
Fucker messed with my head.
And why are you sitting with
such a long face dumbass?
What happened?
You know
I have been married for 4 years, right!
Yeah, so?
Now, the whole family
has started saying
that it is time to give
them a grandson. Hurry up!
[angrily] How can I give them
a grandson instantly?
Does he grow on a tree?
I have tried everything.
Every goddamn month,
I take my wife to the city hospital.
Hospitals are shit expensive.
And my father, he brought
me in this world in just 10 bucks.
-It is beyond me.
-My God, enough!
Shut up!
Just shut up!
Quiet!
[angrily] I swear I am never going to
drink with you guys again.
You guys have fucked
this night real hard.
[birds chirping]
[horn honks]
[Religious chants]
[water splattering]
[horn honks]
[goat bleats]
[rapid footsteps]
[birds chirping]
[goat bleats]
[panting]
[tense music swelling]
What?
Hmm!
Fucking morons!
[yells] Find it!
[suspenseful music swelling]
[goat bleats]
[folk music playing]
Praise to Lord Rama.
Adios!
Yeah! Yeah!
[birds screeching]
[heavy metallic thud]
[metal chain rattling]
[sharp intake of breath]
[drawer slamming shut]
[flock of birds screeching]
[grunting with effort]
[goat bleats]
[buffalo bellowing]
[suspenseful music intensifies]
Manfool sir!
Just cannot understand this!
We emptied out the petrol,
locked it even.
This motorbike is here again.
Manfool sir!
Where are you lost?
What are you thinking?
Pyare?
What do you think?
-What the hell? Move back!
-Shoo! Shoo!
[heavy metallic thud]
[metal chain rattling]
[fan whirring]
[match strikes]
[vehicle pulls up]
[mobile game beeping]
[over walkie-talkie] Come in, sir!
Commissioner sir is coming to
the station today. Be prepared.
[suspenseful music begins]
Smile, please!
Ready!
[camera shutters clicking]
Ok! I'll take your leave now.
Have a meeting to attend.
-Ok sir!
-Let's bounce.
[police whistle blows]
-Good day!
-To you too!
C'mon guys, pick it up.
[goat bleats]
[metal clanging]
[goat bleating]
[police siren wailing]
[villagers chattering]
Every morning, I go there only to
relax and graze my goats.
Yesterday, my knees were hurting.
So, I slept there under a bush.
Thakur came in my dream
and screamed
"My soul is standing at the
gates of heaven,
but the doors are locked."
Thakur is scared
of being thrown into hell.
That's why
I am requesting you lovely people
that we should say prayers
and make a memorial on that spot.
Or else his soul will keep
wandering restlessly for eternity.
This old fart is absolutely right.
One crook was telling me the other day
that he witnessed the motorbike
running without a rider.
What are you saying you idiot?
For God's sake, use your tiny brain
before speaking.
Stop having weed
and opium for breakfast.
You think we are all
dumb fucks like you!
Yes, my lord!
The policeman is absolutely right!
I go to the same spot to take a dump
where this old fart
goes to graze his goats.
Yesterday,
I was taking a dump on the hilltop.
Oh yeah?
I heard a motorbike
coming from a distance
and I saw the motorbike
running without a rider
and stop at the same spot.
[hookah bubbling]
Okay then!
Start with the rituals.
[Priest chanting religious prayers]
[Priest chanting religious prayers]
[Priest chanting religious prayers]
[Priest chanting religious prayers]
Now, we will pray for Thakur's soul.
May his soul rest in peace.
Oh lord, please bless his soul and
may he rest in peace.
[indistinct conversation]
[police siren blares]
Move! Move!
[police whistle blows]
[wireless crackles]
Why don't you come to my
office tomorrow? We will chat then.
Priest! What the hell is going on?
We have done all the
rituals and everything else.
Even then, the motorbike
is here again.
What is this groovy mystery?
I haven't got a clue but there
have been no mistakes on my part.
Listen! We have given
you whatever you wanted
plus the money you asked for.
Then, what is this mystery?
It's beyond me!
Now, God only knows what's going
on in his head.
Right?
Yo?
Where are you going? Stand here.
[angrily] I am Girdhari Lal,
Thakur's cousin.
I have come to request you
on behalf of our family
that if Thakur's motorbike
wants to stay here, then let it be.
What difference would it make?
None of us have slept peacefully
since Thakur's death
and now these shenanigans.
On top of this,
Thakur's grandmother sees him
in her dreams every night
and he asks for his favorite things.
And this kid,
keeps asking to see his uncle's ghost.
Look! Here's uncle's ghost. Happy?
Sir,
my humble request is,
since you have already made
a memorial here,
let this motorbike stay here too.
How does it matter?
-Hey Manfool!
-Yes sir?
Remove everything except
the motorbike. Quickly.
Yes sir.
Badri!
Yes!
Remove everything except the
motorbike. Quickly!
Yes, copy!
Don't just stand there.
Lend a hand. C'mon.
Are flowers going to grow out of this?
Throw it away.
"Om" is written on this stone.
How can I throw it away?
What?
-Show me!
-Yeah, see.
Oh! It is a miracle.
This is a sign from God that our Thakur
himself has become a saint in heaven.
What?
Meaning what? Haven't you heard about
Dungri village's saint Bhagirathji?
Yeah, but how is this related to that?
There is indeed a relation.
Saint Bhagirathji was
our senator's grandson.
The senator had some personal
rivalries just like Kill Bill.
And in midst of this, instead of him,
his grandson Bhagirathji got shot.
He died a gruesome death.
Exactly like our Thakur.
Groovy! Then what?
Saint Bhagirathji started coming
in his family's dreams every night.
During the rains, there was
dampness on one of the walls
and people saw a swastika
in that dampness.
Seeing that,
the high priest was called
to explain the mystery
of the swastika on the wall.
He saw it and said that Bhagirathji
had become a messenger of God.
And now it is absolutely necessary
to make a temple in his name.
Have you gone crazy priest?
What temple?
Aren't there enough gods and goddesses
in this country already?
The stone must have
fallen from a moving tractor
and someone must have put it here.
-What?
-Wow son!
Fell out of a moving car huh
and someone put it there.
Then, you also mean that someone left
Thakur's motorbike here as well?
What are you talking about Manfool sir?
Think before you speak.
-What?
-Are you drunk already?
Saying whatever nonsense
is coming to your mind huh!
Wait a minute. Calm down.
What is your name?
Pyare.
-Pyare what?
-Pyare Lal!
Oh! You are Pyare Lal.
I have heard you
are on night duty here.
You're unaware of what goes under you?
Maybe you didn't do your
duty responsibly. Right?
[angrily] Or you think we
are all bitches here?
-You are the only wise ass here huh!
-Sir! Sir!
I apologize on his behalf.
Apologize my ass.
He is trying to be a wise ass.
Sir! Sir! His life is already a mess.
You don't worry about him.
I'll handle him.
Come here.
Get out!
Sir, why bother with kids?
God sends signs this way only
and it is our job to
understand these signs.
Right sir?
You are absolutely right priest.
That is why I am
standing in this heat.
I only have two jobs.
One is to have faith in God.
The second is to serve the public.
Now,
if today's kids don't
understand these things,
then let these idiots burn in hell.
Now, God himself isn't going to come
and ask us to build a temple here.
Now, you only tell us priest,
what should we do next?
Let's go see the high priest.
We will do exactly
what he tells us to do.
-Quickly, let's go. I don't have much time.
-Ok sir.
Okay people! May God bless you!
[Religious chanting]
[temple bell rings]
Listen carefully!
Constructing a temple,
praying,
these are very
honorable things to do.
But before all that
Can you answer my question?
We'll try our best high priest.
As we all know,
today, man has progressed in
all fields imaginable.
Agreed?
Trains
airplanes
computers
WhatsApp?
What I am trying to say is
distances have reduced.
Fascinating
We don't have to go anywhere
to pay our respects to gods.
We can do all that from the
comforts of our home.
But somehow God still
isn't listening to us.
People's faith is increasing
by the day in billions
and everyone is seeking
God's blessings.
But God
still isn't listening.
Can anyone tell me
why isn't he listening?
Well!
How much sweet can God eat?
Holi, Diwali
festivals and marriages
only sweets are offered to him.
What was I saying?
How much sweet can God eat?
See, the thing is
Holi, Diwali,
day and night, festivals and weddings,
only sweets and nothing else.
How much sweet can God eat?
He is bored and tired.
That is why he is angry.
But fortunately,
our Thakur has become God's messenger
and such an opportunity
only comes once in centuries.
So,
to send your wishes
to God blazing fast,
Offer Thakur Sa his favorite things.
Now, can anyone tell me
what were his favorite things?
High priest, Thakur
was my childhood friend.
We grew up together.
He was a very happy-go-lucky type
and as far as I know,
his favorite things
were cigarettes and alcohol.
Oh! Sorted then,
offer alcohol
and then, see how your wishes
start coming true.
[villagers murmuring]
Alcohol?
Hearing it for the first time.
Wait! Calm down!
High priest! Alcohol?
Look
God works in mysterious ways.
When I am still learning to
understand his ways,
how can you expect to
understand him so easily?
Now, don't think too much.
Just do what is commanded by the gods.
Everyone, praise our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
[goats bleating]
[broom swishing]
[loud tapping]
[loud blowing]
[music playing]
[bottle cap pops]
[air blowing]
[police siren wailing]
DONATION BOX
Everyone, repeat after me
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
Bro! Please come!
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
He's here! He's here!
[temple bell clang]
Praise the high priest!
Long live the high priest!
Praise the high priest!
Praise the high priest!
Long live the high priest.
Praise the high priest!
Listen everyone.
These are Thakur Sa's colors.
Bring blue and pink
colors into your life,
happiness and success will follow.
Now, say with me.
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa.
Everyone say it together,
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
[air blowing]
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
-Greetings, holy priest.
-Hello
-Bless me
-God bless you
I have tried my luck in 3-4 businesses,
but all have failed miserably.
No profits. No returns.
I am now starting a new one.
Please see my horoscope and tell me
what my stars are predicting.
Leave all horoscopes aside.
Just add Thakur Sa's name to your business
and see how your
business booms overnight.
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
THAKUR SA CONSTRUCTION COMPANY
-Yes! This looks perfect.
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa.
Priest my man, it's a miracle.
My business has boomed with
Thakur Sa's blessings.
My business has boomed with
Thakur Sa's blessings.
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
THAKUR SA FABRICS STORE
THAKUR SA FASHION STORE
THAKUR SA UTENSILS
THAKUR SA ELECTRICALS
THAKUR SA MEDICALS
THAKUR SA TAILORS
THAKUR SA BOOK STORE
THAKUR SA PHOTO STUDIO
THAKUR SA HAIRDRESSER
THAKUR SA MOBILE SHOP
THAKUR SA FASHION HUB
THAKUR SA SWEETS
THAKUR SA TYRES
THAKUR SA MEDICAL AND GENERAL STORE
THAKUR SA ELECTRONICS
THAKUR SA MEAT SHOP
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
[temple bell clang]
[TV news segment]Hello my dear viewers!
Welcome to today's special episode of-
Believe it or don't believe it!
Today, we will take you to
a bizarre temple
where no god or goddess is worshipped
but people pray to a motorbike.
Yes! You heard it right!
People seek blessings
from a motorbike here.
That moves on its own without a rider
once the sun sets.
Yes, believe it or not, it starts and
comes to this spot
where its owner Thakur Lal
met his gruesome death.
People say that
no chains or prison walls were able to
keep this motorbike locked.
What is the motorbike's secret?
Why is it making everyone's
wishes come true?
Is it really possible to believe in
such things in the 21st century?
This is mere superstition or is it
a symbol of people's faith?
C'mon! Let's hear Thakur Sa's story
from his believers' blessed mouths.
Sir, a minute? Please!
Can you tell our viewers where are you
taking this whiskey bottle?
I am taking this single malt
for Thakur Sa.
I was unable to find a bride
so, I came to seek blessings
from Thakur Sa.
Lo and behold, I got married and
I found an extremely foxy wife.
So, I have come to thank Thakur Sa.
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa.
Thank you, sir.
Let's go talk to more people
about Thakur Sa.
Yeah, so you were saying that
you were with Thakur Sa
when he passed away?
Yes, he was with me only.
We were coming back from the
goddesses' temple in the evening.
While dropping me home he asked,
"Will people remember me
if I am gone?"
and now see, he is so famous.
He is easing everyone's pain
and suffering. He has become an angel.
Thank you, sir.
Viewers,
I am standing in the
very same police station
where Thakur Lal's motorbike
was brought in after the accident.
Let me show you the exact spot from
where it disappeared for the first time.
Look closely, this is the spot.
Now, let's go meet the policemen.
Follow me!
We are here to talk with few policemen
who have seen Thakur Sa's motorbike
move on its own without a rider.
Let's see what they have to say.
Sir, what are your thoughts?
Do you also believe that
Thakur Sa's motorbike was
wandering on its own
without any rider?
Yes absolutely,
there is no doubt in that.
Sir! There were no
footprints near the spot
where it was parked.
Then, who rode it?
There is more,
the motorbike disappeared from the
prison without any locks being broken.
Now, is that a miracle or what?
Thank you, sir.
Officer, we have come to know from
our special sources that
you were on night duty
when this miracle happened.
Did you witness this miracle
with your own two eyes?
Would you like to comment?
Let him go.
I'll tell you the truth.
When Thakur Sa was born,
his grandmother got
his horoscope made.
Seeing that, the priest said that
he'll be a miraculous child.
So, she named him Thakur only.
As you can see now,
everyone is chanting his
name in all directions.
Are you also a part of this cult?
Yes, indeed.
After retirement, I devoted my life to
serve at Thakur Sa's feet.
See, I am getting goose
bumps just by talking about him.
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
[devotional chanting]
What is the secret behind
Thakur Sa's motorbike?
No one knows but
faith is rapidly growing day by day.
Believers also say that the
motorbike's headlights turn on
to bless the lucky few.
That is why they say there is a very
thin line between faith and superstition.
We end our episode on this note.
I am Rajeev, with cameraman Aditya.
Goodbye.
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
[goat bleats]
[wooden door creaks open]
[snoring loudly]
Good morning, Your Highness!
[yawning groan]
[villagers clapping]
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
Long live the king!
Jai Ho!
Long live the king!
Jai Ho!
Long live the king!
Jai Ho!
[air blowing]
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
[crow cawing]
[engine starts]
DRINKING ALCOHOL IS STRICTLY
PROHIBITED HERE
[devotees chanting]
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
[currency counter whirring]
[coins clattering]
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Sister, please give me something
in Thakur Sa's name.
No, go away. I don't have any money.
Thakur Sa will bless you with a baby
if you give me money.
Sir, please give me something.
Asking a policeman for alms?
I will give you a tight slap.
Get lost!
And you have nothing better to do huh?
I am an idiot who takes
you to the city all the time
Why should I?
A beggar's blessing will
give you a baby, right?
Doctors are doing nothing except
jerking each other off.
Let's go from here!
[bus engine revs]
WELCOME TO THAKUR SA'S FIRST HOLY MARCH
Yo! Yo! DJ Razor is in the house.
On the occasion of
Thakur Sa's first holy march
I request all my lovely devotees
Please raise your hands and get
drunk on Thakur Sa's worship.
[DJ music starts]
DJ Razor
DJ Razor
Come let's dance
Let's be carefree
Feel many colors of our lord Thakur Sa
Come let's dance
Let's be carefree
Feel many colors of our lord Thakur Sa
Your powers are eccentric!
Your worship is beloved!
Pink and blue
is your holy ride.
Your Dug Dug Dug Dug
Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug
-Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug
-Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
-Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug
-Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
-Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug
-Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
At Thakur Sa's feet,
everyone will get respect.
Eat, drink and be merry,
this only was Thakur Sa's
message to us all.
Come let's dance
Let's be carefree
Feel many colors of our lord Thakur Sa
Come let's dance
Let's be carefree
Feel many colors of our lord Thakur Sa
Dance my dear devotees!
No work can be effective,
when you aren't devoted.
Bring Thakur Sa in your heart
and be free of all the worldly pains.
You ask for a car
Ask for a girl
Ask for a baby
And dance like no one's watching.
Car, girl, baby, house,
gold and silver rings and bands,
girlfriend, boyfriend, hotel and a
4 bed, or your very own dug dug moped.
Come let's dance
Let's be carefree
Feel many colors of our lord Thakur Sa
Come let's dance
Let's be carefree
Feel many colors of our lord Thakur Sa
Come let's dance
Let's be carefree
Feel many colors of our lord Thakur Sa
Come let's dance
Let's be carefree
Feel many colors of our lord Thakur Sa
Your Dug Dug Dug Dug
Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug
Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
[crickets chirping]
[faint DJ music]
Hey! Look over there!
[loud DJ music]
What are you looking at?
It is Thakur Sa's holy water.
Let's drink it like it's nectar.
Fuck off! Bitch!
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Everything is going to be fine for
my lover Is leaving for Thakur Sa's shrine!
[cars honking continuously]
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
[crowd applauding]
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
[card machine beeping]
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
[crowd applauding]
[excavator digging]
[jackhammer pounding]
[blasting siren]
[explosion]
[explosions continue]
[jackhammer pounding]
[heavy machine noise]
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
[horn]
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
Say it with me, Praise
to our lord Thakur Sa! Jai Ho!
[fast-paced music playing]
[music intensifies]
[temple bell clang]
[loudspeaker announcement]
[temple bells clanging]
[liquid pouring]
No more Badri, please. Enough!
I am down 4-5 pegs already.
Don't be a drunkard.
We're on night duty.
At least respect the uniform.
Manfool sir! Stop whining.
You are a funny man.
Just shut the fuck up and drink.
Anyway, this is your last night duty.
After that, you are not going to
give a rat's ass about us.
So, for God's sake!
Drink!
[insects chirping]
Pyare!
Pyare Lal!
Why so serious?
[fire crackling]
Why are you drinking like a loser?
What's bothering you?
Tell me! C'mon!
Enough about me Manfool sir!
You tell me
You are finally retiring next week.
What are your plans for the future?
Become a farmer or what?
Plans my ass.
My life has been a fucking waste.
In this life
I have done
jack fucking shit.
What are you saying Manfool sir?
You are famous in the whole community.
You are a policeman for God's sake.
Understood
Here, light it.
What policeman!
No thanks!
See
The collector was from my community.
He pulled some strings
and got me a job here.
My naive ass thought
it's a quiet town.
No one will ask questions.
Will live a comfortable life
and that's exactly what happened.
Then, what the hell is your problem?
People strive for such life.
I agree!
That is the real problem.
I became a policeman, yes!
But I have never acted like one.
Spent all my life sitting
inside the station.
[flames crackling]
But what else was I supposed to do?
Where was I at fault?
Nothing ever happens here.
No thefts,
no robberies,
no communal or civil riots,
no one was ever murdered
and not even a single boy has
ever run away with a girl.
Hang on
That's it?
So much worrying
for such a petty thing?
I'll do one thing.
Listen very carefully.
First thing tomorrow, I'll get friendly
with a girl from another caste
and then run away with her.
Then, when her community people
cut me into pieces
and bury me in the ground,
you can come and catch my killer!
What say? Cool?
That's not the point Badri.
It is about doing something
meaningful with life.
When I was young, around your age,
I was also filled with
such rage and adrenaline.
But that rush has gone
cold because of this job.
Downright cold.
I have never caught a single thief
or a pickpocket.
Not even a dacoit. Nothing!
What to do?
Something has to happen for that.
Now, take the neighboring
village for example,
Sometimes there's a ghost.
Sometimes there's a witch.
The most that has ever happened here
was today when poor Thakur
got run over by a truck.
He was cut in half.
It was an extremely horrific death.
I couldn't even bear seeing it.
God only knows what games he plays!
Everything is his will.
Everything...
What the hell Manfool sir!
Can't you feel the room?
The weather is so pleasant.
Look up, the stars are out.
Just shut the fuck up and drink.
Fuck you!
You drink and die!
Bitch!
Made my life miserable by being
friends with fools.
I am off to sleep.
Praise to Lord Rama.
Good night!
Damn! That old fart has gone nuts
after getting drunk.
Fucker messed with my head.
And why are you sitting with
such a long face dumbass?
What happened?
You know
I have been married
for 4 years, right!
Yeah, so?
Now, the whole family
has started saying
that it is time to give
them a grandson. Hurry up!
How can I give them
a grandson instantly?
Does he grow on a tree?
I have tried everything.
Every god damn month,
I take my wife to the city hospital.
Hospitals are shit expensive.
And my father, he brought
me in this world in just 10 bucks.
-It is beyond me.
-My God, enough!!
[angrily] Shut up!
Just shut up!
Quiet!
I swear I am never going to drink
with you guys again.
You guys have fucked
this night real hard.
First that old fart bored me to death
and now you.
What is this cribbing about a grandson?
Idiot
At least you got married, didn't you?
Look at me!
Fucker! The girl I was in love with,
her asshole father got her married to...
You know everything right?
It all happened in front of you only.
Have you ever seen me sad?
With a long face?
No, right?
Just...
Just fuck this world
Just fuck this world
right in the ass!
Now see,
your problems...
can only be solved by a miracle.
But yeah,
I do have a solution for
the old man's cribbing.
What do you mean?
He was rambling on and on right,
nothing ever happens here,
there was a ghost
in the nearby village.
Yeah, so?
He wants a ghost, right!
Then we shall make our own ghost.
Look over there.
Finish your drink,
pick up the bottle
and just follow me quietly.
[suspense music builds]
[temple bell clang]
What happened? What are you thinking?
Come here quickly.
[temple loudspeaker announcement]
Hurry up please!
It is the right time
to say the prayers.
It will become crowded soon
and we won't get to
pay our respects nicely.
Let's go quickly.
[temple bell clang]
Greetings.
[background chatter]
[ferocious roar]
Hey, why are you standing there?
Come here.
I need to tell you something.
[faint temple announcement]
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
Hmm
Here, hold him first.
I have hidden something from you.
We got our child because of
Thakur Sa's blessings only.
I had asked Thakur
Sa to bless us with a baby.
I didn't tell you earlier because
you're always hyper and super cranky.
Everyone got tired of convincing you.
You are the only one in this world
who gets irritated
just by Thakur Sa's name.
But still my dear
Thakur Sa has done what
your doctors,
homeopaths, and shamans couldn't.
Praise to my lord Thakur Sa.
[unsettling music playing]
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
[temple bell tolling]
Holy shit!
Praise to our lord
Thakur Sa!
[temple bell clang]
[blowing steadily]