Dust (2001) Movie Script
1
[Cicadas chirping]
[Dog barks]
[Traffic noise]
[Music playing]
Woman: You gonna invite
Keith for dinner?
Second woman: No way!
You know you liked him.
He's an idiot.
Man: Hey, how much longer
you gonna be, motherfucker?
[Truck beeping]
[Man speaking Asian language]
[Indistinct chatter]
[Woman panting]
Ohh!
Who's your daddy?
Show me the money.
Show me the money.
Show me the money.
[Objects clattering]
[Grunting]
[Toilet flushes]
[Zip]
Aah!
Oh!
[Gasping]
[Woman groaning]
Woman, weakly: Come back.
Please.
Pleased to meet you, cupcake.
Hope you guessed my name.
Get in.
Please.
Oh, fuck!
Fuck! Fuck!
[Gun clicks]
No, no, no, no!
- No, lady, please, please!
- Get in.
[Gunshot]
[Screams] All right!
[Baby cries]
Ok.
All right?
Look I... Don't shoot.
I'll... I'll give it back.
Just...
Life's not bad, is it?
What's your name?
Edge.
Nice Christian name.
I'm Angela.
Where are you from?
[Couple argues nearby]
Think they'll call the cops?
Yeah, right.
I'm Sharon stone.
We didn't know we were teenagers,
but we loved to drink.
It was the prohibition.
We loved Valentino,
but hated Mary pickford.
At the movies, they put a big sign
"ladies, please remove your hats."
[Laughs]
Want Turkey?
Uh-uh.
Cooked it for you.
[Angela wheezes]
Hah! Oh!
[Grunts]
Edge: Oh, fuck!
Fuck, my new t-shirt!
Shit!
I'm bleeding!
'Course you're bleeding.
I broke your nose.
[Coughs]
You broke my nose?
See how it feels?
Yeah, it fuckin' hurts!
No pain, no gain.
What gain?
You'll get my gold...
When you Bury me where I was born.
[Gunshots]
[Horse neighs]
Angela: Luke never killed
without a good reason.
What?
Angela: He was the fastest gun
east of the pecos since he was 15.
He could turn on a cent piece.
Heads, I go first.
Tails, you go second.
Angela: His little brother Elijah, though...
Different story.
Elijah: Tails, I go first.
[Sighs]
Tails. You're a kid. Come on.
Now, give me the money. No.
I'll show you what to do. No.
No whoremonger has any inheritance
in the kingdom of Christ.
Shit on me.
[Women giggling]
[Bedsprings creaking]
Woman: Does it look good?
[Man grunting]
[Woman gasping]
Angela, narrating: Ladies loved Luke...
long as he was paying for it.
Luke: Evening, cat.
Elijah!
Woman: Well, howdy, Luke.
Laura... Ms. Zegin.
Long time.
My baby brother... a virgin.
Oh, we can cure that.
Elijah, Elijah.
Green as a field of buffalo grass.
[Laughter]
Woman: Hello, Luke.
Don't you love me anymore?
Hmm?
Luke: Why, how do, sheriff?
Sheriff: Sorry to hear
about your mother, boys.
Elijah.
Madam: Boys, meet Lilith.
Got a specialty
French style.
Next?
Luke: Pleased to meet you, Lilith.
Mmm?
Come on.
Ow!
Elijah: Are you ok?
[Man laughs]
Madam: Luke, this is Judy.
Sam you know real well.
Luke: Damn whore!
[Women screaming]
Elijah: Damn, Luke!
[Elijah grunting]
[Lilith laughing]
[Whining]
For if a man think himself
to be something...
When he is nothing,
he deceiveth himself.
No.
No!
Oh, yes.
[Woman laughing]
Angela, narrating:
Elijah loved his brother.
Luke, though...
Nobody laughed at him twice.
I have married a wife.
Do you hear me?
I have married a wife, Luke.
Angela, narrating: And he did.
Elijah was a puppy in love.
But he was also crazy as a loon.
He fell for the French poodle.
He thought he could save
the whore's soul.
Like that Matthew says:
"He saved others,
himself he couldn't save."
Oh, one more.
The brother-in-law.
Come on.
Come on.
[Chuckles]
Ow! Oww! Luke: Hey! Hey!
[Screaming]
Luke: Hey!
Lije.
Luke: Stupid whore.
Are you all right?
Elijah: Why'd you do that, Lilith?
[Laughs]
Angela, narrating:
For every Jack there's a Jill.
Poor Elijah.
And poor Lilith.
Earlier wed, sooner dead.
Pretty face, poor fate.
Poor baby Sarah.
[Weeping]
Edge: Listen, prune...
Angela: No, you listen...
I didn't mean to hurt you.
Shh.
Me neither.
Whatever.
Something went down.
Luke disappeared,
and no one knew why.
Except Lilith.
He wandered for a while.
Year in.
Found himself on a boat...
Leaving america.
A cowboy at sea, literally.
[Coughing]
[Man speaking French]
An American in Paris.
The look of things to come.
He wasn't ready for the new century,
and the new century
wasn't ready for him.
It ran him over like a miserable roadkill.
[All yelling]
[Laughter]
[Man wolf whistles]
[Whistling and barking]
[Man yelling]
[Gunshot]
[Screaming]
Angela, narrating: So, what
did he learn at the movies?
He learned where the money was,
went looking for it.
Took up his old job...
killing for gold.
He packed the
gospel according to Luke...
'Cause dead men don't bite...
Then moved to the last frontier,
far from the wild west...
the wild east...
where the centuries don't
follow one another,
they coexist.
Over 200 gangs roamed
the Macedonian countryside.
The gangs screwed the regular folk
worse than the sultan did.
Some fought for freedom,
some fought for land,
some fought for god,
but everybody liked gold.
Everybody spoke a different language.
It was like Ellis island.
Luke couldn't tell them apart,
but for all he cared,
they could have been Chinese.
He joined the worst of the worst:
A gang of cattle thieves
who doubled as bounty hunters;
and he felt at home again.
[Speaking foreign language]
[Barking]
[Speaking foreign language]
[Gunshots]
[People yelling]
[Gunshots]
[Gunshots continue]
[Whispering in foreign language]
[Speaking foreign language]
You move, I'll kill you.
I'm pleased to make
your acquaintance, too.
Luke was a real bastard.
But he was good to me.
Prune, I got my old lady waiting on me.
[Gun clicks]
Luke had a very good reason
to get away from his
brother and sister-in-law.
And the promise of gold made it easy.
Angela, narrating: After two years
he thought he got far enough,
but he kept forgetting his brother.
Elijah's been on his trail
like a hound dog.
Everyone was looking for bounty,
Elijah was looking for Luke.
[Speaking foreign language]
[Gunshot]
Luke: You're overpriced, boy.
12,000 gold ones for your head.
[Men laughing]
[Sheep bleating]
[Speaking foreign language]
[Gunshots]
[Yelling]
[Click]
Heh.
God have mercy on me.
Mercy.
[Breathing heavily]
[Grunts]
[Moaning]
Luke: Lilith.
[Coughing]
[Speaking foreign language]
[Horses neighing]
[Man speaking foreign language]
Parlez-vous francais?
Sprechen sie deutsch?
[Gunshot]
Water.
[Man pleading]
[Gunshot]
[Imitates airplane]
Avion, eh?
Vroom, vroom.
Luke: You should be with your wife.
Two years, Luke.
Lord, how oft shall
my brother sin against me?
Bible-toting, country
coon-ass son of a bitch.
And I forgive him?
[Gunshot]
[Wheezing]
Gold.
Yes!
Yeah, yeah! Where is it?
Is... is... cold.
[Wheezing]
[Ticking]
Edge: Hey, prune?
Hey, yo?
Hey!
Hey, prune.
Oh, fuck!
Shit!
Fine, all right. You stay there.
Stay there.
[Tires squeal]
[Siren wails]
Man: Let her down easy now.
Second man: Come on,
let's go. Let's move!
Coming through.
Hey!
Out of the way, fellas!
Hey, hey, yo.
She gonna live?
Ask god.
[Train rattling]
[Indistinct train announcements]
[Siren wails]
Hey, what's up?
Girl: If you cook the way
you look, I'm moving in!
Your mama calling you.
Get out of my face, man.
Yo, come on, man!
You can't deal with what I got.
It's past your bedtime now.
Fuck off. Asshole.
Yeah, fuck you, too.
Man: Give it.
Give it up.
All right.
Girl: Whoa.
I never kill nobody
without a good reason.
Girls: Whoo!
Whoa!
I feel good
all right, shut up already!
I knew that I would now
I feel good
I knew that I would now
[glass breaks]
So good
so good
I got you
whoa!
I feel good
I feel good
When I hold you
in my arms
in my arms
in my arms
in my arms
in my arms
in my arms
in my arms
in my arm...
man: Less than two minutes.
Say that again.
Say that again! Less than two minutes.
Less than two minutes.
[Applause]
Do you eat Turkey burgers?
[Snoring]
[Murmuring]
Ugh! Fuck!
Pooh's hitting the fan, winnie.
What the fuck!
Your paw's in the cookie jar.
That's what the fuck.
I'm sorry, ok.
Here, let me help you get it out.
Come on, give it here.
What the fuck you
doing in my crib, man?
Up you go.
[Crunch]
[Screams]
Ow, fuck!
Fuck...
You stole the junk
from Johnnie Starbuck.
Tried to wring his neck.
That's not very nice.
Shit! Shit!
[Sighs]
[Gasping]
So...
Where is it?
I sold it.
Ow, no, no, no!
What are you screaming for?
I haven't broken the other one yet.
No, no!
Edge, edge, edge.
Edge...
It's worth, what...
6 grand?
About.
You pay 8...
Or the other thumb.
Tomorrow.
Ok?
[Man yelling]
[Grunting]
Bitch, bitch, bitch,
bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch.
[Grunting]
Bitch!
[Beeping]
Now, look. I need money.
You, uh...
you got more where this came from?
I bought you...
You know, I saved your life.
What the fuck?
You ain't got shit.
[Hisses]
Rot in hell.
Yourot in hell.
You're alive, prune?
No... I'm... I'm dead and... You're god.
Where's your gold?
[Gasping for breath]
Is this a hospital?
You had a heart attack.
You know, I saved your life.
Ha ha ha. Thank you so much.
Got my whole life ahead of me.
Got a smoke?
I need the rest.
I need the rest real bad.
Where is it?
What are you looking at?
Got to remember your face.
You the one to Bury me.
Ain't you got kids or something?
Would I be talking to
a loser like you if I did?
Hey!
[Labored breathing]
Fuck!
Shh.
[Coughing]
I could strangle you.
Then you can go back to
my place and get the gold.
Oh, no, don't tell me.
You already tried that and you
came to tell me where you found it.
Hey!
Oh, shit.
This is really old, right?
It's like... like... like worth a lot.
Ok.
First, back to Luke.
Shit on me.
Fuck.
He's been trying to
run away for two years,
and here he is, gun at
his brother's forehead.
Surrounded by 200 Turkish soldiers
about eager to blast the heck out of him,
send him to his maker.
[Ride of the valkyriesplaying]
Edge: Yo, yo, yo. Hold up, wait, wait.
You says 20 before.
Shut up, I'm talking here.
Before, you said 20 arabs
surround the fucker.
It's my story. I'll say 2,000 if I want to.
And they Turkish, not arab.
Why the fuck am I listening
to your fucking story?
And what the fuck does it
have to fucking do with you?
So you know where the fuck to Bury me.
Yeah right. See that?
They'll fucking Bury me first.
Call the pigs.
Thumbelina.
Hey! You don't fuck with me!
You can pitch in, too.
Tw... twenty. 20 it is.
Creative executive. Oxymoron.
Happy now?
Yeah, I guess so.
Go ahead.
[Man laughing hysterically]
[Speaking foreign language]
[Softly] Am I my brother's keeper?
[Man laughing]
Luke: Shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up!
Shut up, you spineless miracle.
[Man yells in Turkish language]
[All continue laughing loudly]
Straight out of Compton
another crazy-ass nigga
the more punks I smoke,
yo, my rep gets bigger
I'm a bad motherfucker
and you know this
but the pussy-ass niggas
won't show this
I don't give a fuck,
I'ma make my snaps
if not from the records
from jacking the crops like burglary
the definition is jacking
and when illegally armed
it's called packin'
shoot a motherfucker in a minute...
Come on, come on, yo!
Yo! Cut it out, man!
Cut that shit out! She talking here!
Man: Nigger, suck my dick!
I hate that track.
Yeah, me, too.
Angela: Luke and Elijah...
nothing but the truth.
Cross my heart.
Wait, yo, yo, wait! Where's the gold?
April fool.
I ain't no fool, bitch.
And it ain't April either, you fool.
It's November.
What you got to do with
this stupid story anyway?
You'll see at the end.
His trigger finger was
faster than his brain.
Luckily for him, armies
love a good blood-letting.
Almost as much as the cowboys do.
[Breathing heavily]
Come on.
[Coughing]
Angela narrating: Anyway,
Luke's about to kick the bucket.
But for neda, he would have.
Edge: Who's neda?
Angela: Neda...
She was... she was good.
Somebody's lucky day.
Mine, I guess.
You're with child.
Are you the angel of death?
Lilith: Finally.
I thought you'd never come.
Look at yourself.
Covered with dust.
Come on, let's go.
Where?
Close your eyes.
Where are we going?
New York.
Why?
Someone wants to see you.
Newspaper boy: Atom bomb
falls on Hiroshima!
Jap city dissolves!
Atom bomb hits city!
Atom bomb drops on Nagasaki!
Elijah?
He's so damn old.
Woman: Father?
Luke's dead.
Who's the woman?
Elijah's daughter.
Daughter?
Lilith: You knew her as a baby.
Luke.
He's been dead for 40 years now.
No, no, no, I heard him.
Please snap out of it, daddy.
Luke.
Why did you shoot me?
Luke.
Where are you?
I... I... I'm sorry.
[Choking]
Lije!
Lilith: He can't hear you.
[Choking]
Lilith: I'm sorry, Luke.
But you're dead.
Father! Father!
[Gasping]
[Elijah groaning]
Elijah: I'm sorry.
Father. Father.
Whispering: Father.
Do you want to take confession?
Am...
am I alive?
Yes, you still are.
You called.
Are you ready for your confession now?
Hell, no. Get the fuck out of here.
Leave me alone!
Nurse!
Nurse: It's ok.
Where's my son?
Your son?
Edge, big black guy.
Nurse: Big black guy.
I'll get you a shot.
Give me some water.
Where does your voice go
when you're no more?
[Man preaching]
[Police siren]
[Police radio]
Hey, what's up?
You know I got it like that.
You know. Ha ha.
Where were you yesterday, huh?
I'll get it, man. I... I'll get it.
I'll get it. Aargh!
[Breaking sound]
Aargh!
God. God.
You're pissing me off.
Where was you yesterday?
I got something for you, man.
I got something for you, man.
8 grand.
Look, I'll get the rest of it
for you tomorrow, all right?
I gave you a second chance!
Woman: You disappoint me.
Edge: I'm sorry.
But that's gold. It's real gold.
And I got more where that came from.
You've just got to give
me some more time.
Tomorrow... Left kneecap.
Tuesday... Right kneecap.
Wednesday...
You go to jail for narcotic trafficking.
Be somebody's girlfriend there.
I get it.
I'm glad you do.
'Cause tomorrow, I might
not be able to protect you.
Hmm?
[Girls cheering]
Two enthusiastic thumbs up.
What the fuck...? Spare me
the fucking fortune cookies,
all right? Now, where you want to rot?
I ain't gonna rot. Got to cremate me.
I got to what?!
Burn my body. Bury
me where I was born.
Yuck.
All right, give me that shit.
It's bad for you.
So's life.
Where is it!
Where's the fucking gold?
Come on.
Hey, hey.
You're a softie, cupcake.
Fuck you. Fuck you. I'm a softie.
I've got a fucking story to tell, too,
and it ain't no wack, bullshit,
fucking story.
I got my thumbs busted. You see that?
They're going to bag my ass.
Haven't been laid in 6 fucking months.
Never met my old man.
That dumb-ass motherfucker
died in the joint back home.
And I got to sit up in here...
Listening to your stupid
fucking bullshit. Huh?
Watch them bust me piece by piece.
No, fuck that!
I'm going to bust you first.
Ok. You're not a softie.
Neither was Luke.
He was a mean bastard.
Never killed without
a good reason, though.
Although he did begin to soften
after his appointment with death.
All but went to see his maker.
Came back to earth.
Had unfinished business here.
Came back a changed man.
Wouldn't call it born again
but close enough.
Someone up there gave
him a second chance.
If only he knew what to do with it.
He was lucky neda found him.
He would have bled to death
on top of that mountain.
Hell, he already was dead.
So Luke found himself with
people who shared everything.
They didn't have much.
What they had, they shared.
[Singing in Turkish language]
Angela narrating: It took neda a long time
to bring Luke back to life.
Neda: He says you're new now.
Better than before.
Angela narrating:
Neda, she was good at it.
She would have made a good mother.
[Children chanting]
Angela narrating: He tried
to make peace with himself
and his demons.
As much as he tried, it only got worse.
Hurt more than his brother's bullet
deep inside his chest.
His brother was a good shot.
Learned it from Luke himself.
Two brothers... they didn't even
know how similar they were.
I'll always be there for you...
Lilith.
Elijah: Whoa. Honey.
Howdy, Luke.
Luke: Where are you going?
Neda: I learn English from miss rock.
Miss rock is missionary from Boston.
God bless her.
Cross.
[Speaking Turkish language]
Turks have no cross.
I'll go to no harem.
The Turks army kill.
You're good with guns.
Don't kill for gold. Kill for people.
Fight for freedom.
Kill for good. Join teacher.
Kill for tomorrow.
Tomorrow's baby.
They'll remember you.
You'll have a strong boy.
I'll have a strong girl.
[Woman moaning]
I'll always be there for you...
Lilith.
[Woman crying]
Turkish army did this.
[Swallows]
Neda: Army has gold.
You do this for army?
I'm sure you'll be real nice
to the Turks if you win.
[Man speaking foreign language]
Angela narrating:
Blood was nothing new for Luke,
but he didn't understand these people.
Didn't matter how much you did for him,
he still stuck to the gospel
according to Luke.
Live your own life
'cause you die your own death.
He's done his bit for Balkan Harmony.
Now it was time to leave the house
of the man he'd tried to kill.
[Bell ringing]
[Woman shouting]
[Men laughing]
[Baby cries]
You'll die alone.
Like dog.
Is that right?
[Gasps]
So I will. I'll die alone.
No one fired a damn shot for me.
I fight for myself.
[Speaking in foreign language]
[Gunshot]
Yah!
Yeah! Ha ha ha!
Yeah!
When are you going to tell him?
Hmm?
Sorry, Lilith.
You're a married woman.
Woman: What are you doing here?
Angela: That was Luke for you.
Who is this?
A real man.
What is this?
You're killing her.
Who is this?
He's my son.
Yeah, sure.
Please.
Tomorrow.
I'll be dead tomorrow.
You keep on talking. Out.
I don't want a shot.
I want to talk to my son.
Listen, I don't want to sleep!
Hey, leave her alone.
Orderly!
No, just leave her alone, all right?
Look, she don't want to sleep, all right?
I don't care what she wants to do.
You need to get out of here.
You have no business being here.
Get out of here before I call the police!
Out!
Fuck that!
Get out now!
Angela: Edge! Wait!
Edge: Move!
Man: Somebody grab that guy!
Nurse: He's dangerous!
Hey!
Angela: Why are you doing this?
Edge: Uh!
Fuck, fuck, fuck!
[Tapping]
Uh!
Aah!
[Coins clatter on floor]
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
[Yelling]
Man: Excuse me, officer.
Uh!
Aah!
Uh!
Oh!
Boom. Now what I mean?
Honey, I'm home.
Know what I mean?
You remember this? Yes, you do.
My man edge gave you one yesterday.
He living fat now, banking, holing.
You know edge, don't you?
No, man, we don't.
You don't?
No.
Let me refresh your memory.
He's sending you 8,000 kisses.
Wait, wait, wait!
[Crunching]
[Screaming]
They only had menthols.
Yo, prune? Hey.
Shit. Prune? Prune?!
April fool.
You already said that, bitch.
Got you again, though, huh?
I got something for you.
What?
Oh, oh!
Ha ha!
White looks good on you.
Yeah, you think so?
Hmm.
You don't think it's too tight?
Hell, no.
There.
You know, my mother was a nurse.
Ah, well, runs in the family then.
Can't find my gold, I reckon.
No, no.
So sad.
Hmm, yeah, I know.
Ever dream you were smart,
and woke up?
Here.
Which one's Luke?
Oh, this one.
It was easier for him to kill than to love.
Oh!
Ashes to ashes.
Let me tell you a secret.
Once a whore, always a whore.
Oh!
Marriage is honorable in all,
and the bed undefiled,
but whoremongers and
adulterers god will judge.
Spare me the sermon. Just shoot.
[Coughs]
Hey.
For you and Lilith.
She's dead, Luke.
Drowned herself.
She was with child again.
Again, Luke.
Yours or mine?
It's the baby, Luke.
The baby.
Lilith. Lilith.
She rests in peace.
Let her be!
This is about me and you.
You were my keeper.
You were my keeper, Luke.
My keeper.
You're dead.
And you never were.
You never were.
Never were!
[Luke coughing]
[Screams]
[Coughs]
[Coughs]
[Luke screaming]
[Stops breathing]
[Gasping while alarm rings]
Edge: Yeah, right. April fool's to you, too.
Oh, yeah, it's good. It's very good.
I'd like to thank the academy
and my mama and my papa.
Fuck you very much.
Angela?
Angela?!
Angela! Come on, prune!
Hey, come on!
Prune!
The gold, it's in...
Yeah, I know. I found it.
Look, I found it, all right?
This can't be the end, prune.
You ain't even in it yet.
April fool, ok? April fool.
Oh, no, no!
No, no, no!
Nurse!
Fucking nurse!
Come on, nurse! Nurse!
Nurse: Coronary?
What?
What is this?
She's fucking dying, that's what!
Code blue!
Code blue!
She's fibrillating.
She's fibrillating!
Here, doctor.
I ain't a fucking doctor, all right?
Just save her, damnit!
Get out of the way.
Man: Shock her at 200.
Shock her at 200.
Again. Can I have her
charts in here, please?
Man: Clear.
Again.
Clear.
I need those charts!
Ok, crank it up to 360.
Charging.
Clear.
Where are those charts?
Charging.
Doctor: Cpr, please.
Woman: Hurry, hurry, hurry.
Oh, shit. One, two, 3...
4, 5. Come on, Angela! Breathe!
One, two, 3, 4, 5!
Doctor: Epinephrine.
One, two, 3, 4. One, two, 3, 4, 5.
One, two, 3, 4, 5.
Come on, Angela, breathe.
One and two and 3 and 4 and 5.
Come on, Angela.
One, two, and 3 and 4 and 5.
Doctor: She's asystolic.
Let's call it, people.
9:16.
Thank you, everybody.
I'm sorry. And you are...?
What are you to her?
[Sighs]
I'm nothing to her.
Fucking nothing to her.
Man: They were alone a lot,
and she always wanted to go get him.
Crowd: Ooh.
I'm her grandson.
Jerry springer: And you were
together with her for two years?
Man: Just about.
Springer: And when you were with her,
you loved her?
Man: Yes, I do.
Yo, she's my grandmother.
Springer: You still have feelings for her.
Well, here's your best friend
who stole your girlfriend away.
Crowd: Boo!
Excuse me.
Watch yourself, please.
Coming through here.
Coming through.
[Beep]
Man over P.A.: This is the
captain, ladies and gentlemen.
We're experiencing a little turbulence,
so could you please return to your seats
and fasten your seatbelts.
This should only last just a few minutes.
Thank you.
[Edge yells]
Oh!
Thank you.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Is that important?
Yeah.
Huh. Your hamster?
My friend.
An imaginary friend?
No, my real friend.
[Music playing]
Uh!
Lady, I'll tell you why I'm here.
Because there's this
guy called Luke, see,
and he's a real cool cat.
He never killed nobody
without a good reason.
And there he was, lying on the ground,
not a soul in the world
to give a flying fuck about him no more.
Can I have my hand back now?
Thanks.
So what about your cowboy friend?
Who, Luke?
[Coughing]
Edge: No, no, he wasn't dead.
No, not at all, man, no.
Not Luke. Uh-uh.
He can't die, not yet.
[Motor noise]
Edge: He just kept breathing.
Something in him told him
to keep on living.
He had like, unfinished
business or something.
He knew he'd fucked up
with Lilith and neda.
So he had to go back and
pay his dues before he died.
See, Luke...
Man, he could kill, but he couldn't love.
And he never killed nobody
without a good reason.
Hup! Hup! Hup!
[Dog barks]
I speak English.
I greeted the English king
at the olympiada in Athena.
It's the teacher's baby. A little bear.
No teacher, no baby.
His bear should perish.
No more mutiny. Ever.
[Men exclaiming]
[Screams]
[Screams]
What are you doing here?
[Screams]
I speak English!
[Neda screams]
[Screams]
[Screaming]
[Man shouting in Turkish]
Aah!
[Bullets ricochet]
Aah!
Aah!
[Neda crying]
[Man screams]
[Man screams]
[Neda screams]
[Gunshot]
Aah!
[Gunshot]
[Whispering in Turkish]
Ah!
Aah!
Aah!
Ah!
[Gunshot]
[Baby cries]
[Baby crying]
[Gunshot]
Aah!
[Clicking]
[Baby cries]
[Baby crying]
Sh, shh.
Heads, you don't stay here.
Tails, I take you with me.
Airplane passenger: So then
the baby is the old woman?
Edge: She broke my nose
and gave me all her gold.
Aah!
Anyway, Elijah took
baby prune to New York.
Raised her like his own.
That's Elijah, this one's Luke.
See, and then, one day,
he told her what Luke did for her,
and he told her teacher was her father.
Ok, now if the old woman
died at the hospital...
Uh-huh.
Then who told you the end of the story?
It's my story.
Remember the alamo? I was there.
That's how I got
my thumbs broken, see?
Both. Broken. Pain.
See? Me and the boys.
Ha ha ha!
What?
Look at that.
You're funny.
Oh, come on, what, like clown funny?
No, like cute funny.
I miss her.
I took her to the hospital
and helped her die.
Die happy.
[Cicadas chirping]
[Dog barks]
[Traffic noise]
[Music playing]
Woman: You gonna invite
Keith for dinner?
Second woman: No way!
You know you liked him.
He's an idiot.
Man: Hey, how much longer
you gonna be, motherfucker?
[Truck beeping]
[Man speaking Asian language]
[Indistinct chatter]
[Woman panting]
Ohh!
Who's your daddy?
Show me the money.
Show me the money.
Show me the money.
[Objects clattering]
[Grunting]
[Toilet flushes]
[Zip]
Aah!
Oh!
[Gasping]
[Woman groaning]
Woman, weakly: Come back.
Please.
Pleased to meet you, cupcake.
Hope you guessed my name.
Get in.
Please.
Oh, fuck!
Fuck! Fuck!
[Gun clicks]
No, no, no, no!
- No, lady, please, please!
- Get in.
[Gunshot]
[Screams] All right!
[Baby cries]
Ok.
All right?
Look I... Don't shoot.
I'll... I'll give it back.
Just...
Life's not bad, is it?
What's your name?
Edge.
Nice Christian name.
I'm Angela.
Where are you from?
[Couple argues nearby]
Think they'll call the cops?
Yeah, right.
I'm Sharon stone.
We didn't know we were teenagers,
but we loved to drink.
It was the prohibition.
We loved Valentino,
but hated Mary pickford.
At the movies, they put a big sign
"ladies, please remove your hats."
[Laughs]
Want Turkey?
Uh-uh.
Cooked it for you.
[Angela wheezes]
Hah! Oh!
[Grunts]
Edge: Oh, fuck!
Fuck, my new t-shirt!
Shit!
I'm bleeding!
'Course you're bleeding.
I broke your nose.
[Coughs]
You broke my nose?
See how it feels?
Yeah, it fuckin' hurts!
No pain, no gain.
What gain?
You'll get my gold...
When you Bury me where I was born.
[Gunshots]
[Horse neighs]
Angela: Luke never killed
without a good reason.
What?
Angela: He was the fastest gun
east of the pecos since he was 15.
He could turn on a cent piece.
Heads, I go first.
Tails, you go second.
Angela: His little brother Elijah, though...
Different story.
Elijah: Tails, I go first.
[Sighs]
Tails. You're a kid. Come on.
Now, give me the money. No.
I'll show you what to do. No.
No whoremonger has any inheritance
in the kingdom of Christ.
Shit on me.
[Women giggling]
[Bedsprings creaking]
Woman: Does it look good?
[Man grunting]
[Woman gasping]
Angela, narrating: Ladies loved Luke...
long as he was paying for it.
Luke: Evening, cat.
Elijah!
Woman: Well, howdy, Luke.
Laura... Ms. Zegin.
Long time.
My baby brother... a virgin.
Oh, we can cure that.
Elijah, Elijah.
Green as a field of buffalo grass.
[Laughter]
Woman: Hello, Luke.
Don't you love me anymore?
Hmm?
Luke: Why, how do, sheriff?
Sheriff: Sorry to hear
about your mother, boys.
Elijah.
Madam: Boys, meet Lilith.
Got a specialty
French style.
Next?
Luke: Pleased to meet you, Lilith.
Mmm?
Come on.
Ow!
Elijah: Are you ok?
[Man laughs]
Madam: Luke, this is Judy.
Sam you know real well.
Luke: Damn whore!
[Women screaming]
Elijah: Damn, Luke!
[Elijah grunting]
[Lilith laughing]
[Whining]
For if a man think himself
to be something...
When he is nothing,
he deceiveth himself.
No.
No!
Oh, yes.
[Woman laughing]
Angela, narrating:
Elijah loved his brother.
Luke, though...
Nobody laughed at him twice.
I have married a wife.
Do you hear me?
I have married a wife, Luke.
Angela, narrating: And he did.
Elijah was a puppy in love.
But he was also crazy as a loon.
He fell for the French poodle.
He thought he could save
the whore's soul.
Like that Matthew says:
"He saved others,
himself he couldn't save."
Oh, one more.
The brother-in-law.
Come on.
Come on.
[Chuckles]
Ow! Oww! Luke: Hey! Hey!
[Screaming]
Luke: Hey!
Lije.
Luke: Stupid whore.
Are you all right?
Elijah: Why'd you do that, Lilith?
[Laughs]
Angela, narrating:
For every Jack there's a Jill.
Poor Elijah.
And poor Lilith.
Earlier wed, sooner dead.
Pretty face, poor fate.
Poor baby Sarah.
[Weeping]
Edge: Listen, prune...
Angela: No, you listen...
I didn't mean to hurt you.
Shh.
Me neither.
Whatever.
Something went down.
Luke disappeared,
and no one knew why.
Except Lilith.
He wandered for a while.
Year in.
Found himself on a boat...
Leaving america.
A cowboy at sea, literally.
[Coughing]
[Man speaking French]
An American in Paris.
The look of things to come.
He wasn't ready for the new century,
and the new century
wasn't ready for him.
It ran him over like a miserable roadkill.
[All yelling]
[Laughter]
[Man wolf whistles]
[Whistling and barking]
[Man yelling]
[Gunshot]
[Screaming]
Angela, narrating: So, what
did he learn at the movies?
He learned where the money was,
went looking for it.
Took up his old job...
killing for gold.
He packed the
gospel according to Luke...
'Cause dead men don't bite...
Then moved to the last frontier,
far from the wild west...
the wild east...
where the centuries don't
follow one another,
they coexist.
Over 200 gangs roamed
the Macedonian countryside.
The gangs screwed the regular folk
worse than the sultan did.
Some fought for freedom,
some fought for land,
some fought for god,
but everybody liked gold.
Everybody spoke a different language.
It was like Ellis island.
Luke couldn't tell them apart,
but for all he cared,
they could have been Chinese.
He joined the worst of the worst:
A gang of cattle thieves
who doubled as bounty hunters;
and he felt at home again.
[Speaking foreign language]
[Barking]
[Speaking foreign language]
[Gunshots]
[People yelling]
[Gunshots]
[Gunshots continue]
[Whispering in foreign language]
[Speaking foreign language]
You move, I'll kill you.
I'm pleased to make
your acquaintance, too.
Luke was a real bastard.
But he was good to me.
Prune, I got my old lady waiting on me.
[Gun clicks]
Luke had a very good reason
to get away from his
brother and sister-in-law.
And the promise of gold made it easy.
Angela, narrating: After two years
he thought he got far enough,
but he kept forgetting his brother.
Elijah's been on his trail
like a hound dog.
Everyone was looking for bounty,
Elijah was looking for Luke.
[Speaking foreign language]
[Gunshot]
Luke: You're overpriced, boy.
12,000 gold ones for your head.
[Men laughing]
[Sheep bleating]
[Speaking foreign language]
[Gunshots]
[Yelling]
[Click]
Heh.
God have mercy on me.
Mercy.
[Breathing heavily]
[Grunts]
[Moaning]
Luke: Lilith.
[Coughing]
[Speaking foreign language]
[Horses neighing]
[Man speaking foreign language]
Parlez-vous francais?
Sprechen sie deutsch?
[Gunshot]
Water.
[Man pleading]
[Gunshot]
[Imitates airplane]
Avion, eh?
Vroom, vroom.
Luke: You should be with your wife.
Two years, Luke.
Lord, how oft shall
my brother sin against me?
Bible-toting, country
coon-ass son of a bitch.
And I forgive him?
[Gunshot]
[Wheezing]
Gold.
Yes!
Yeah, yeah! Where is it?
Is... is... cold.
[Wheezing]
[Ticking]
Edge: Hey, prune?
Hey, yo?
Hey!
Hey, prune.
Oh, fuck!
Shit!
Fine, all right. You stay there.
Stay there.
[Tires squeal]
[Siren wails]
Man: Let her down easy now.
Second man: Come on,
let's go. Let's move!
Coming through.
Hey!
Out of the way, fellas!
Hey, hey, yo.
She gonna live?
Ask god.
[Train rattling]
[Indistinct train announcements]
[Siren wails]
Hey, what's up?
Girl: If you cook the way
you look, I'm moving in!
Your mama calling you.
Get out of my face, man.
Yo, come on, man!
You can't deal with what I got.
It's past your bedtime now.
Fuck off. Asshole.
Yeah, fuck you, too.
Man: Give it.
Give it up.
All right.
Girl: Whoa.
I never kill nobody
without a good reason.
Girls: Whoo!
Whoa!
I feel good
all right, shut up already!
I knew that I would now
I feel good
I knew that I would now
[glass breaks]
So good
so good
I got you
whoa!
I feel good
I feel good
When I hold you
in my arms
in my arms
in my arms
in my arms
in my arms
in my arms
in my arms
in my arm...
man: Less than two minutes.
Say that again.
Say that again! Less than two minutes.
Less than two minutes.
[Applause]
Do you eat Turkey burgers?
[Snoring]
[Murmuring]
Ugh! Fuck!
Pooh's hitting the fan, winnie.
What the fuck!
Your paw's in the cookie jar.
That's what the fuck.
I'm sorry, ok.
Here, let me help you get it out.
Come on, give it here.
What the fuck you
doing in my crib, man?
Up you go.
[Crunch]
[Screams]
Ow, fuck!
Fuck...
You stole the junk
from Johnnie Starbuck.
Tried to wring his neck.
That's not very nice.
Shit! Shit!
[Sighs]
[Gasping]
So...
Where is it?
I sold it.
Ow, no, no, no!
What are you screaming for?
I haven't broken the other one yet.
No, no!
Edge, edge, edge.
Edge...
It's worth, what...
6 grand?
About.
You pay 8...
Or the other thumb.
Tomorrow.
Ok?
[Man yelling]
[Grunting]
Bitch, bitch, bitch,
bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch.
[Grunting]
Bitch!
[Beeping]
Now, look. I need money.
You, uh...
you got more where this came from?
I bought you...
You know, I saved your life.
What the fuck?
You ain't got shit.
[Hisses]
Rot in hell.
Yourot in hell.
You're alive, prune?
No... I'm... I'm dead and... You're god.
Where's your gold?
[Gasping for breath]
Is this a hospital?
You had a heart attack.
You know, I saved your life.
Ha ha ha. Thank you so much.
Got my whole life ahead of me.
Got a smoke?
I need the rest.
I need the rest real bad.
Where is it?
What are you looking at?
Got to remember your face.
You the one to Bury me.
Ain't you got kids or something?
Would I be talking to
a loser like you if I did?
Hey!
[Labored breathing]
Fuck!
Shh.
[Coughing]
I could strangle you.
Then you can go back to
my place and get the gold.
Oh, no, don't tell me.
You already tried that and you
came to tell me where you found it.
Hey!
Oh, shit.
This is really old, right?
It's like... like... like worth a lot.
Ok.
First, back to Luke.
Shit on me.
Fuck.
He's been trying to
run away for two years,
and here he is, gun at
his brother's forehead.
Surrounded by 200 Turkish soldiers
about eager to blast the heck out of him,
send him to his maker.
[Ride of the valkyriesplaying]
Edge: Yo, yo, yo. Hold up, wait, wait.
You says 20 before.
Shut up, I'm talking here.
Before, you said 20 arabs
surround the fucker.
It's my story. I'll say 2,000 if I want to.
And they Turkish, not arab.
Why the fuck am I listening
to your fucking story?
And what the fuck does it
have to fucking do with you?
So you know where the fuck to Bury me.
Yeah right. See that?
They'll fucking Bury me first.
Call the pigs.
Thumbelina.
Hey! You don't fuck with me!
You can pitch in, too.
Tw... twenty. 20 it is.
Creative executive. Oxymoron.
Happy now?
Yeah, I guess so.
Go ahead.
[Man laughing hysterically]
[Speaking foreign language]
[Softly] Am I my brother's keeper?
[Man laughing]
Luke: Shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up!
Shut up, you spineless miracle.
[Man yells in Turkish language]
[All continue laughing loudly]
Straight out of Compton
another crazy-ass nigga
the more punks I smoke,
yo, my rep gets bigger
I'm a bad motherfucker
and you know this
but the pussy-ass niggas
won't show this
I don't give a fuck,
I'ma make my snaps
if not from the records
from jacking the crops like burglary
the definition is jacking
and when illegally armed
it's called packin'
shoot a motherfucker in a minute...
Come on, come on, yo!
Yo! Cut it out, man!
Cut that shit out! She talking here!
Man: Nigger, suck my dick!
I hate that track.
Yeah, me, too.
Angela: Luke and Elijah...
nothing but the truth.
Cross my heart.
Wait, yo, yo, wait! Where's the gold?
April fool.
I ain't no fool, bitch.
And it ain't April either, you fool.
It's November.
What you got to do with
this stupid story anyway?
You'll see at the end.
His trigger finger was
faster than his brain.
Luckily for him, armies
love a good blood-letting.
Almost as much as the cowboys do.
[Breathing heavily]
Come on.
[Coughing]
Angela narrating: Anyway,
Luke's about to kick the bucket.
But for neda, he would have.
Edge: Who's neda?
Angela: Neda...
She was... she was good.
Somebody's lucky day.
Mine, I guess.
You're with child.
Are you the angel of death?
Lilith: Finally.
I thought you'd never come.
Look at yourself.
Covered with dust.
Come on, let's go.
Where?
Close your eyes.
Where are we going?
New York.
Why?
Someone wants to see you.
Newspaper boy: Atom bomb
falls on Hiroshima!
Jap city dissolves!
Atom bomb hits city!
Atom bomb drops on Nagasaki!
Elijah?
He's so damn old.
Woman: Father?
Luke's dead.
Who's the woman?
Elijah's daughter.
Daughter?
Lilith: You knew her as a baby.
Luke.
He's been dead for 40 years now.
No, no, no, I heard him.
Please snap out of it, daddy.
Luke.
Why did you shoot me?
Luke.
Where are you?
I... I... I'm sorry.
[Choking]
Lije!
Lilith: He can't hear you.
[Choking]
Lilith: I'm sorry, Luke.
But you're dead.
Father! Father!
[Gasping]
[Elijah groaning]
Elijah: I'm sorry.
Father. Father.
Whispering: Father.
Do you want to take confession?
Am...
am I alive?
Yes, you still are.
You called.
Are you ready for your confession now?
Hell, no. Get the fuck out of here.
Leave me alone!
Nurse!
Nurse: It's ok.
Where's my son?
Your son?
Edge, big black guy.
Nurse: Big black guy.
I'll get you a shot.
Give me some water.
Where does your voice go
when you're no more?
[Man preaching]
[Police siren]
[Police radio]
Hey, what's up?
You know I got it like that.
You know. Ha ha.
Where were you yesterday, huh?
I'll get it, man. I... I'll get it.
I'll get it. Aargh!
[Breaking sound]
Aargh!
God. God.
You're pissing me off.
Where was you yesterday?
I got something for you, man.
I got something for you, man.
8 grand.
Look, I'll get the rest of it
for you tomorrow, all right?
I gave you a second chance!
Woman: You disappoint me.
Edge: I'm sorry.
But that's gold. It's real gold.
And I got more where that came from.
You've just got to give
me some more time.
Tomorrow... Left kneecap.
Tuesday... Right kneecap.
Wednesday...
You go to jail for narcotic trafficking.
Be somebody's girlfriend there.
I get it.
I'm glad you do.
'Cause tomorrow, I might
not be able to protect you.
Hmm?
[Girls cheering]
Two enthusiastic thumbs up.
What the fuck...? Spare me
the fucking fortune cookies,
all right? Now, where you want to rot?
I ain't gonna rot. Got to cremate me.
I got to what?!
Burn my body. Bury
me where I was born.
Yuck.
All right, give me that shit.
It's bad for you.
So's life.
Where is it!
Where's the fucking gold?
Come on.
Hey, hey.
You're a softie, cupcake.
Fuck you. Fuck you. I'm a softie.
I've got a fucking story to tell, too,
and it ain't no wack, bullshit,
fucking story.
I got my thumbs busted. You see that?
They're going to bag my ass.
Haven't been laid in 6 fucking months.
Never met my old man.
That dumb-ass motherfucker
died in the joint back home.
And I got to sit up in here...
Listening to your stupid
fucking bullshit. Huh?
Watch them bust me piece by piece.
No, fuck that!
I'm going to bust you first.
Ok. You're not a softie.
Neither was Luke.
He was a mean bastard.
Never killed without
a good reason, though.
Although he did begin to soften
after his appointment with death.
All but went to see his maker.
Came back to earth.
Had unfinished business here.
Came back a changed man.
Wouldn't call it born again
but close enough.
Someone up there gave
him a second chance.
If only he knew what to do with it.
He was lucky neda found him.
He would have bled to death
on top of that mountain.
Hell, he already was dead.
So Luke found himself with
people who shared everything.
They didn't have much.
What they had, they shared.
[Singing in Turkish language]
Angela narrating: It took neda a long time
to bring Luke back to life.
Neda: He says you're new now.
Better than before.
Angela narrating:
Neda, she was good at it.
She would have made a good mother.
[Children chanting]
Angela narrating: He tried
to make peace with himself
and his demons.
As much as he tried, it only got worse.
Hurt more than his brother's bullet
deep inside his chest.
His brother was a good shot.
Learned it from Luke himself.
Two brothers... they didn't even
know how similar they were.
I'll always be there for you...
Lilith.
Elijah: Whoa. Honey.
Howdy, Luke.
Luke: Where are you going?
Neda: I learn English from miss rock.
Miss rock is missionary from Boston.
God bless her.
Cross.
[Speaking Turkish language]
Turks have no cross.
I'll go to no harem.
The Turks army kill.
You're good with guns.
Don't kill for gold. Kill for people.
Fight for freedom.
Kill for good. Join teacher.
Kill for tomorrow.
Tomorrow's baby.
They'll remember you.
You'll have a strong boy.
I'll have a strong girl.
[Woman moaning]
I'll always be there for you...
Lilith.
[Woman crying]
Turkish army did this.
[Swallows]
Neda: Army has gold.
You do this for army?
I'm sure you'll be real nice
to the Turks if you win.
[Man speaking foreign language]
Angela narrating:
Blood was nothing new for Luke,
but he didn't understand these people.
Didn't matter how much you did for him,
he still stuck to the gospel
according to Luke.
Live your own life
'cause you die your own death.
He's done his bit for Balkan Harmony.
Now it was time to leave the house
of the man he'd tried to kill.
[Bell ringing]
[Woman shouting]
[Men laughing]
[Baby cries]
You'll die alone.
Like dog.
Is that right?
[Gasps]
So I will. I'll die alone.
No one fired a damn shot for me.
I fight for myself.
[Speaking in foreign language]
[Gunshot]
Yah!
Yeah! Ha ha ha!
Yeah!
When are you going to tell him?
Hmm?
Sorry, Lilith.
You're a married woman.
Woman: What are you doing here?
Angela: That was Luke for you.
Who is this?
A real man.
What is this?
You're killing her.
Who is this?
He's my son.
Yeah, sure.
Please.
Tomorrow.
I'll be dead tomorrow.
You keep on talking. Out.
I don't want a shot.
I want to talk to my son.
Listen, I don't want to sleep!
Hey, leave her alone.
Orderly!
No, just leave her alone, all right?
Look, she don't want to sleep, all right?
I don't care what she wants to do.
You need to get out of here.
You have no business being here.
Get out of here before I call the police!
Out!
Fuck that!
Get out now!
Angela: Edge! Wait!
Edge: Move!
Man: Somebody grab that guy!
Nurse: He's dangerous!
Hey!
Angela: Why are you doing this?
Edge: Uh!
Fuck, fuck, fuck!
[Tapping]
Uh!
Aah!
[Coins clatter on floor]
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
[Yelling]
Man: Excuse me, officer.
Uh!
Aah!
Uh!
Oh!
Boom. Now what I mean?
Honey, I'm home.
Know what I mean?
You remember this? Yes, you do.
My man edge gave you one yesterday.
He living fat now, banking, holing.
You know edge, don't you?
No, man, we don't.
You don't?
No.
Let me refresh your memory.
He's sending you 8,000 kisses.
Wait, wait, wait!
[Crunching]
[Screaming]
They only had menthols.
Yo, prune? Hey.
Shit. Prune? Prune?!
April fool.
You already said that, bitch.
Got you again, though, huh?
I got something for you.
What?
Oh, oh!
Ha ha!
White looks good on you.
Yeah, you think so?
Hmm.
You don't think it's too tight?
Hell, no.
There.
You know, my mother was a nurse.
Ah, well, runs in the family then.
Can't find my gold, I reckon.
No, no.
So sad.
Hmm, yeah, I know.
Ever dream you were smart,
and woke up?
Here.
Which one's Luke?
Oh, this one.
It was easier for him to kill than to love.
Oh!
Ashes to ashes.
Let me tell you a secret.
Once a whore, always a whore.
Oh!
Marriage is honorable in all,
and the bed undefiled,
but whoremongers and
adulterers god will judge.
Spare me the sermon. Just shoot.
[Coughs]
Hey.
For you and Lilith.
She's dead, Luke.
Drowned herself.
She was with child again.
Again, Luke.
Yours or mine?
It's the baby, Luke.
The baby.
Lilith. Lilith.
She rests in peace.
Let her be!
This is about me and you.
You were my keeper.
You were my keeper, Luke.
My keeper.
You're dead.
And you never were.
You never were.
Never were!
[Luke coughing]
[Screams]
[Coughs]
[Coughs]
[Luke screaming]
[Stops breathing]
[Gasping while alarm rings]
Edge: Yeah, right. April fool's to you, too.
Oh, yeah, it's good. It's very good.
I'd like to thank the academy
and my mama and my papa.
Fuck you very much.
Angela?
Angela?!
Angela! Come on, prune!
Hey, come on!
Prune!
The gold, it's in...
Yeah, I know. I found it.
Look, I found it, all right?
This can't be the end, prune.
You ain't even in it yet.
April fool, ok? April fool.
Oh, no, no!
No, no, no!
Nurse!
Fucking nurse!
Come on, nurse! Nurse!
Nurse: Coronary?
What?
What is this?
She's fucking dying, that's what!
Code blue!
Code blue!
She's fibrillating.
She's fibrillating!
Here, doctor.
I ain't a fucking doctor, all right?
Just save her, damnit!
Get out of the way.
Man: Shock her at 200.
Shock her at 200.
Again. Can I have her
charts in here, please?
Man: Clear.
Again.
Clear.
I need those charts!
Ok, crank it up to 360.
Charging.
Clear.
Where are those charts?
Charging.
Doctor: Cpr, please.
Woman: Hurry, hurry, hurry.
Oh, shit. One, two, 3...
4, 5. Come on, Angela! Breathe!
One, two, 3, 4, 5!
Doctor: Epinephrine.
One, two, 3, 4. One, two, 3, 4, 5.
One, two, 3, 4, 5.
Come on, Angela, breathe.
One and two and 3 and 4 and 5.
Come on, Angela.
One, two, and 3 and 4 and 5.
Doctor: She's asystolic.
Let's call it, people.
9:16.
Thank you, everybody.
I'm sorry. And you are...?
What are you to her?
[Sighs]
I'm nothing to her.
Fucking nothing to her.
Man: They were alone a lot,
and she always wanted to go get him.
Crowd: Ooh.
I'm her grandson.
Jerry springer: And you were
together with her for two years?
Man: Just about.
Springer: And when you were with her,
you loved her?
Man: Yes, I do.
Yo, she's my grandmother.
Springer: You still have feelings for her.
Well, here's your best friend
who stole your girlfriend away.
Crowd: Boo!
Excuse me.
Watch yourself, please.
Coming through here.
Coming through.
[Beep]
Man over P.A.: This is the
captain, ladies and gentlemen.
We're experiencing a little turbulence,
so could you please return to your seats
and fasten your seatbelts.
This should only last just a few minutes.
Thank you.
[Edge yells]
Oh!
Thank you.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Is that important?
Yeah.
Huh. Your hamster?
My friend.
An imaginary friend?
No, my real friend.
[Music playing]
Uh!
Lady, I'll tell you why I'm here.
Because there's this
guy called Luke, see,
and he's a real cool cat.
He never killed nobody
without a good reason.
And there he was, lying on the ground,
not a soul in the world
to give a flying fuck about him no more.
Can I have my hand back now?
Thanks.
So what about your cowboy friend?
Who, Luke?
[Coughing]
Edge: No, no, he wasn't dead.
No, not at all, man, no.
Not Luke. Uh-uh.
He can't die, not yet.
[Motor noise]
Edge: He just kept breathing.
Something in him told him
to keep on living.
He had like, unfinished
business or something.
He knew he'd fucked up
with Lilith and neda.
So he had to go back and
pay his dues before he died.
See, Luke...
Man, he could kill, but he couldn't love.
And he never killed nobody
without a good reason.
Hup! Hup! Hup!
[Dog barks]
I speak English.
I greeted the English king
at the olympiada in Athena.
It's the teacher's baby. A little bear.
No teacher, no baby.
His bear should perish.
No more mutiny. Ever.
[Men exclaiming]
[Screams]
[Screams]
What are you doing here?
[Screams]
I speak English!
[Neda screams]
[Screams]
[Screaming]
[Man shouting in Turkish]
Aah!
[Bullets ricochet]
Aah!
Aah!
[Neda crying]
[Man screams]
[Man screams]
[Neda screams]
[Gunshot]
Aah!
[Gunshot]
[Whispering in Turkish]
Ah!
Aah!
Aah!
Ah!
[Gunshot]
[Baby cries]
[Baby crying]
[Gunshot]
Aah!
[Clicking]
[Baby cries]
[Baby crying]
Sh, shh.
Heads, you don't stay here.
Tails, I take you with me.
Airplane passenger: So then
the baby is the old woman?
Edge: She broke my nose
and gave me all her gold.
Aah!
Anyway, Elijah took
baby prune to New York.
Raised her like his own.
That's Elijah, this one's Luke.
See, and then, one day,
he told her what Luke did for her,
and he told her teacher was her father.
Ok, now if the old woman
died at the hospital...
Uh-huh.
Then who told you the end of the story?
It's my story.
Remember the alamo? I was there.
That's how I got
my thumbs broken, see?
Both. Broken. Pain.
See? Me and the boys.
Ha ha ha!
What?
Look at that.
You're funny.
Oh, come on, what, like clown funny?
No, like cute funny.
I miss her.
I took her to the hospital
and helped her die.
Die happy.