Epadunk (2025) Movie Script
The police in Bjurholm
now appeals to parents
to young people who drive A-tractors.
In a post on Facebook, they write:
that they have a very big problem
with it being played, as they
to put it bluntly, insanely loud music.
It's extremely disturbing,
at night, when people are supposed to be sleeping.
It's definitely a big problem.
The police have tried to talk
with the young people, but were not heard.
Are they like this?
Yes, the ones I'm putting in now
if I succeed they are damn worse.
But, damn it!
Come on now!
Please, fucking please!
What the hell is wrong?! What the hell!
/HIGH VOLUME EPA CAN/
Damn!
Damn! Now it's not even in third place.
Billy is going to freak out.
Yes. Hope he's there tonight,
and that she is not.
No, not her.
I can't stand her.
Honestly, she's so fucking rude.
Have to look for Billy all the time.
But she is the world's biggest "pick me".
So, I can't bear it.
You've got things going.
Yes, that's clear.
How good!
But you... You have to take it.
Very quiet with these tonight.
They are pure death bases.
Damn, what am I missing?
this fucking pussy epic!
Really, seriously,
You really have to be careful.
Are you giving that shit...
We promise not to pound too much.
Drive carefully!
Yes. Bye!
If we come, we will come.
in our fucking truck
Pound the metal and change the file
in our pickup truck
I want to lower a berry!
Hold up!
He's there. Shit. He's there.
But God...
What the hell... Okay, do I look good?
Should I invite him? Should I?
Yes.
Just take it easy.
Tell me what we talked about.
Yes!
Be careful of the paint!
What about the paint?
Yeah, what the hell have you done?
It roars all the way over there.
I have built a new bass box.
-Seriously?
Mm.
Damn it! It wasn't you.
Who did it, right?
I built everything myself.
Seriously, I screw everything myself.
It must be twice as much.
like this scrap heap.
Sit down, and we'll take a turn.
Or don't you dare?
Yeah, damn it. Easy, let's go!
Sit down then.
You can feel the roar.
And the death base.
Then there is only one song that matters.
Where is your phone?
Jeans and vest, we're going to a party
The car glides forward like a Dala horse...
Jocke! Fuck you! Never see you again!
Chill,
no one is allowed to overtake
Chill,
even though the queue is a kilometer long
Chill,
crank it down, turn up the volume and hang in there
Dunk dunk dunka 30 kmh
and we roam the streets without a license plate
Knock knock knock knock knock hard
The whole heart beats at 30 km/h
The heart beats fast, because
Now it's just you and me.
All alone in the dark, ah ah ah
Please tell me, do you feel the same way?
If you do...
What the hell is this about? Wait here!
But Billy! Do you have to go...
Billy!
So, what the hell...
Allts, what the fuck?!
Idiot.
Damn, how scared you were!
Did you see anyone out there?
Was anyone there?
No, it must have been that old man.
Hgglund is usually out and about.
Men...
...where were we?
So, what the hell?!
What the hell?!
I can't sleep!
My wife can't sleep!
We promise to lower...
If she can't sleep
I can't sleep either.
We promise to lower, but...
Yes, you can lower it!
Yes, I understand. We apologize.
You have to lower!
Yes, you said it. We have lowered it!
Can you fucking draw?
Yes, we are lowering.
You can go home to your wife now.
Damn, how unpleasant he is.
It's a damn shame about him.
His wife has been dead.
for as long as you want.
Crazy old man he should be home.
Take it easy with that one.
-What?
What's the worst that can happen?
Help.
Billy! Billy! Billy!
Please, fucking start! Please!
/ENGINE STARTS/ Yes!
I can't sleep!
/SHE SCREAMS/
But then let me go, you old bastard!
Billy!
Please, Billy!
It will work out.
Please, Billy! Please...
You weren't kidding about the death base.
i to the fall.
No! No, Billy!
Please, Billy...
Damn annoying
when you pick at your nails like that.
Josephine,
Lying only makes it worse.
I'm telling it like it is.
So you mean
that it was the car stereo...
The bass box.
The bass box?
Yes. Exactly.
Yes, the bass it hits hard hard hard
so we almost explode
I can't sleep!
The bass is pounding.
and my heart beats hard
Just you and me in the dark
so far, far from home
among Wunderbaum and neon
Swedish Television AB 2025
now appeals to parents
to young people who drive A-tractors.
In a post on Facebook, they write:
that they have a very big problem
with it being played, as they
to put it bluntly, insanely loud music.
It's extremely disturbing,
at night, when people are supposed to be sleeping.
It's definitely a big problem.
The police have tried to talk
with the young people, but were not heard.
Are they like this?
Yes, the ones I'm putting in now
if I succeed they are damn worse.
But, damn it!
Come on now!
Please, fucking please!
What the hell is wrong?! What the hell!
/HIGH VOLUME EPA CAN/
Damn!
Damn! Now it's not even in third place.
Billy is going to freak out.
Yes. Hope he's there tonight,
and that she is not.
No, not her.
I can't stand her.
Honestly, she's so fucking rude.
Have to look for Billy all the time.
But she is the world's biggest "pick me".
So, I can't bear it.
You've got things going.
Yes, that's clear.
How good!
But you... You have to take it.
Very quiet with these tonight.
They are pure death bases.
Damn, what am I missing?
this fucking pussy epic!
Really, seriously,
You really have to be careful.
Are you giving that shit...
We promise not to pound too much.
Drive carefully!
Yes. Bye!
If we come, we will come.
in our fucking truck
Pound the metal and change the file
in our pickup truck
I want to lower a berry!
Hold up!
He's there. Shit. He's there.
But God...
What the hell... Okay, do I look good?
Should I invite him? Should I?
Yes.
Just take it easy.
Tell me what we talked about.
Yes!
Be careful of the paint!
What about the paint?
Yeah, what the hell have you done?
It roars all the way over there.
I have built a new bass box.
-Seriously?
Mm.
Damn it! It wasn't you.
Who did it, right?
I built everything myself.
Seriously, I screw everything myself.
It must be twice as much.
like this scrap heap.
Sit down, and we'll take a turn.
Or don't you dare?
Yeah, damn it. Easy, let's go!
Sit down then.
You can feel the roar.
And the death base.
Then there is only one song that matters.
Where is your phone?
Jeans and vest, we're going to a party
The car glides forward like a Dala horse...
Jocke! Fuck you! Never see you again!
Chill,
no one is allowed to overtake
Chill,
even though the queue is a kilometer long
Chill,
crank it down, turn up the volume and hang in there
Dunk dunk dunka 30 kmh
and we roam the streets without a license plate
Knock knock knock knock knock hard
The whole heart beats at 30 km/h
The heart beats fast, because
Now it's just you and me.
All alone in the dark, ah ah ah
Please tell me, do you feel the same way?
If you do...
What the hell is this about? Wait here!
But Billy! Do you have to go...
Billy!
So, what the hell...
Allts, what the fuck?!
Idiot.
Damn, how scared you were!
Did you see anyone out there?
Was anyone there?
No, it must have been that old man.
Hgglund is usually out and about.
Men...
...where were we?
So, what the hell?!
What the hell?!
I can't sleep!
My wife can't sleep!
We promise to lower...
If she can't sleep
I can't sleep either.
We promise to lower, but...
Yes, you can lower it!
Yes, I understand. We apologize.
You have to lower!
Yes, you said it. We have lowered it!
Can you fucking draw?
Yes, we are lowering.
You can go home to your wife now.
Damn, how unpleasant he is.
It's a damn shame about him.
His wife has been dead.
for as long as you want.
Crazy old man he should be home.
Take it easy with that one.
-What?
What's the worst that can happen?
Help.
Billy! Billy! Billy!
Please, fucking start! Please!
/ENGINE STARTS/ Yes!
I can't sleep!
/SHE SCREAMS/
But then let me go, you old bastard!
Billy!
Please, Billy!
It will work out.
Please, Billy! Please...
You weren't kidding about the death base.
i to the fall.
No! No, Billy!
Please, Billy...
Damn annoying
when you pick at your nails like that.
Josephine,
Lying only makes it worse.
I'm telling it like it is.
So you mean
that it was the car stereo...
The bass box.
The bass box?
Yes. Exactly.
Yes, the bass it hits hard hard hard
so we almost explode
I can't sleep!
The bass is pounding.
and my heart beats hard
Just you and me in the dark
so far, far from home
among Wunderbaum and neon
Swedish Television AB 2025