Erotic Agent II (2003) Movie Script
Please don't lay a hand on my cunt.
Don't touch my cunt.
Please forgive me.
I don't want to bother your cunt.
Don't thrust my cunt so hard.
What is this thing falling from above?
Is this the gift from above?
It would be very fortunate.
Get this thing to my wife first.
It's so strange.
The strange thing was I was chopping wood,
Suddenly his treasure box fell off from the tree.
Did you open it up?
Of course not. It fell off all of a sudden.
I'm scared to open it.
What's wrong? Why didn't you open it?
If you turned dead,
It would be pathetic.
Now what?
Open it.
Oh
Definitely, hurry up, hurry up, what it that?
Ha Ha Hal can get out finally.
Eh who are you?
I am the wizard inside the treasure box.
A wizard
A wizard
Ah it must have surprised you for the first time.
Why don't we have some tea and snack?
And I will explain it to you.
I haven't had such tasty food for a long time.
Very good.
What fried pork ribs? What ribs?
We don't have fish . How come we have that?
That's true.
English which is something that you don't know
Then why don't you explain it to us
So that we can understand it
I've almost forgotten that I'm a immortal
Immortal? No wonder you are so good looking,
I have breached the law in heaven
Therefore the emperor kicked me out
And locked me in the box and put it on tree
You saved me.
Please don't mention it.
We have saved you. How are you thank us?
I swear that whoever releases me
I will grant that person three wishes.
Three wishes
Really?
However there is an attachment
What is that attachment?
That is after the wishes come true
I need to make love with you
Are you kidding?
Go hell. Don't even dream of it.
You don't need to feel glad or sad
It is because I wouldn't make love with men.
You make love with women?
And only when you are having your period
I would make love with you.
I thought only me like doing it during that time
I can't believe even immortal likes that also
This is the way I increase my power
To realize your wishes
At that time, there is female only.
And we just touch ourselves at most.
How could we do it?
It would be meaningless to say further more.
Do you really want my wife to do that?
Do you really want to have three wishes?
Don't you want to have three wishes?
If I have to choose
I rather not have those three wishes
Hubby think twice
No need to think. No way.
Think again
No that's impossible.
You two stop the fight.
Have the discussion rationally
It is not about rationality.
No... no way.
When the emperor punished me
He added an extra condition
Therefore I am half man half woman
I don't care. Don't you touch my wife.
Oh shit who woke me up?
It's me.
Ming-li what's the matter?
I'm sorry to bother you at this time.
However I really want to have three wishes.
Oh yes? Wishes is fine
you make love with me at your period
What are you doing?
I don't remember.
I have to get my spirit out to make love with you
Get your spirit out? Hubby it's time for lunch.
Wow we have a delicious chicken tonight.
Men need nutrition to avoid being soft.
Yes yes come on wow this is delicious.
Honey this is what you say.
Men need nutrition. I've finished
It needs to get started again. What?
Now I am fed and am thinking of that. What?
Don't be so horny. I am still having my period.
That's good. That's howl like to do it.
Come on, hey, honey, are you ready?
Here I am. Is my make up beautiful?
Yes beautiful. Come on quick.
Hey what about my underwear?
Fantastic also. Come quick.
What about the entire body?
Absolutely perfect. Come on.
Honey
What's matter?
Where did you get the money?
For the chicken, make up and underwear?
I didn't have money.
You didn't have money for those?
The immortal gave me.
What? You
Yesterday I think that you wanted to eat chicken
And I want to get some make up
And a new underwear
Then I went for the immortal
I let him do it.
These are the three wishes? Ridiculous
Hubby
This immortal, you will be dead if I find you.
Hubby, hubby, hubby
Shut up you slut
Hubby, hubby, you wait for me please
You are here.
Good morning
Damn it. How could you deceive my wife?
You listen to me. There is nothing between us.
Don't be so angry. It's not her fault.
It's mine.
How come it's not her fault.
Three wishes. Three wishes mean three wishes.
These are the three wishes.
You wasted them.
You gave her chicken,
make up and underwear.
Those are worthless?
Of course those are worthless moron.
Three wishes mean a lot.
Okay okay. I can give you three more wishes.
No attachment. Is that okay with you?
You are so kind?
Both of you are not greedy.
Three wishes only. Name it.
Oh, three, then
I know I know
Why don't we have ginseng, bird's nest and reishi?
This woman is so stupid.
These things will be digested after consumed
Poop after digestion.
Then you will have nothing.
How can you be so stupid?
Then what do you want?
Let me think
At lease a buffalo, an axe and a large bed.
Buffalo and axe have more useful
I can do it with you every night on the bed
To get some new excitements good?
Ha ha ha. You both are so stupid.
I thought I could give you something.
Don't waste your wishes.
These things are far too meaningless.
These are very practical. How come meaningless?
You should get something that use for a life time.
Oh what can be used for a life time?
What is for a life time?
Why your body tuned into such a great shape?
It's the immortal gave me.
What immortal?
When my husband picked a treasure box.
There is an immortal inside the box.
And he gave us three wishes
I took the first one for the enlargement.
What is the second wish?
It turned me into this.
It's like I am having a third leg.
If I had this si
My wife would be dying.
What's more,
the immortal turned it to be hard and long lasting
Oh my god, what about the third one?
Now I am so strong
my wife's breasts are so large
This is such a perfect match. This third wish
Of course is we would never feel satisfied
we'll be feeling horny and making love non stop
do you think my performance is not well enough?
Do you think I am not hard enough?
I feel bored making love with you every day.
You are kidding
Do you think the attacks game
is not exciting anymore
No? Then what is it?
I want to ask you
My breasts are not as large as Ming-li's
Would you touch them?
Oh they are large enough to grab.
However mine is not that large
Would you dislike me?
Not really. I would like you to be longer, bigger
And longer lasting
Then your breasts should be larger
more hair down there.
More moisture would be perfect.
Then it would be the same as Ming-lei's.
That means you are fond of her.
You are always thinking of her,
If you say that, then I'ld be the same as Tin-gin
You are thinking of him and dislike me
We never quarrel before.
Now because of those two people
We are always fighting.
That's right.
You know you're wrong
Oh honey I don't really mean this.
You don't think you're wrong then.
Honey, please don't get mad. I mean
We are jealous of them
I am jealous of his big dick.
And you are jealous of Ming-li's large breasts.
That's why we fight
Hubby why are you so smart suddenly?
Honey you are also the same.
How come we don't we those?
That's right. What do you think we should do?
What should we do? Why don't we
Steal that treasure box, and ask the immortal
To transform us?
No
you are so smart.
Really wonderful
What did I say?
You said to steal the treasure box.
I thought that we had between man and woman
The best, Who knows we have nothing now.
I thought we would be the best combination.
And now we can't do that.
What exactly is happening?
What is it? It's very late now.
What are you thinking of? Go to sleep
Yes
Good morning
Can you transform us back now?
What? It's not that easy.
You are god, You can do whatever as you wish.
Last time I helped you to transform.
Ming-li didn't do that with me.
Didn't do what with you? What?
I thought you gave three wishes to us for free.
Those three wishes were free
If you want another would not be free
understand?
Last time I didn't know you touch my wife
I won't let you touch her again this time.
Forget it
I know he is over exaggerating a bit.
You have to obey him a mistress
when you do it with me, he can do it with her.
If not he would be very pathetic.
My god you are so good.
You wife is more than wonderful
Do whatever you want.
OK
spectacular
Gigi you are Tin-gin's mistress from now on.
He is the boss
Yes I know. My husband, how are you?
Ming-li let's go into the bedroom.
Didn't you say you would transform me back?
Get into the room first.
This immortal is pissing me off.
He is pleasuring my wife for a whole night.
This is driving me nuts.
What are you doing hubby? Drink some tea first.
Leave me alone.
What are you doing? you got the wrong fire on.
My sex life is inharmonious.
You press here for me.
To help me get back.
Oh this is cool.
Is it really that cool?
Oh virgin
How would I lie to you?
You must believe me this time.
Gigi is tailor made for me,
perfect body shape
Her hair is plentiful and her voice
Her mourning sound
Is terribly exciting.
What is wrong with you? Are you okay?
I hurt my ankle. Could you help me up?
Oh I help you get there.
You sit down here. Let me take a look at it.
Here?
Yes it hurts. Not here
Oh let me take another look. Another check
I check it for you.
Not here? Is it here?
Who are you? Who are you looking for?
Shut up or else I'll kill you. Get lost.
This is futile. Oh is it the treasure box
This is Ming-li
Hey what are you doing? What? Don't.
What are you doing? Help
What are you doing? Go away.
Honey I am back
You are late for an hour
I was in the village
What? Did you see Ming-li
You took advantages when she was sleeping.
Don't get mad. I ask the immortal out
And transform me to long and hard.
And you try it okay
I will try first.
What is the matter?
How come it's you?
Don't you bother that.
It is me who open this box
You have to give me three wishes.
What do you want?
I want my dick is long to touch the ground
No problem.
You are so short
You are ridiculous.
Now my dick is long but the legs are short
I want both of them long
Okay
Wow you are so tall.
Are you playing fool of me?
Oh lucky that your dick is still long.
You
I have realized three wishes for you.
Go away
These are the three wishes?
Please go away
Oh what happened?
Our treasure box is gone.
Chung that bastard knocked me off.
And raped me.
You have to swear
you would be kill Kim-chi and Chung
You have to take justice for us.
This is caused by Chung
I think it doesn't involve Kam-chi
Do you have an affair with her?
I am not. You are saying killing someone.
I hope it won't be too much trouble.
I just hope it won't cause too much trouble.
I am just asking a small favor from you.
Forget it then.
Honey honey honey
What?
Get into the bedroom with me first
I won't.
You stay outside tonight.
Gigi tonight you come with me okay
Gigi forget about her. Message here for me.
Honey, get into the room with me
Don't even dream of it.
Gigi why don't you help me here?
I'm sorry. I can help you.
This is not okay. That one is also not okay.
You two do it. Promise me?
We can do it and you can do it too.
You give Gigi
Gigi gives you
I can't do anything.
Do I really need to do it myself?
Honey, please promise me.
Stop bothering me.
Gigi, please promise me
I'm sorry.
This is a bastard.
Madam why don't you do it with him?
No way no matter what happen tonight
I won't let him enter the room.
Do I really need to do it myself?
Why don't get the treasure box.
Then I don't need to be alone.
That bastard
Madam you forgave me already?
You are willing to have fun with him
I don't punish him tonight, punish him later
You go into the room to see if he is there
Ask him out.
I will fetch him for you.
He is not in there.
Where is he then?
He must have gone for prostitute
What should we do?
Ignore him just for now.
You help me get rid of the fire
Alright I massage you first
Alright
Oh why is it so dirty
You search the box for sex only.
You have sex now, no need to search
Tin-gin you are so porny
You look slut
I am slut? You are slut also
We both are slut
I couldn't believe Kam-chi is so cool
I need to go home now as my wife requires
This is pathetic
Not really, get some dry wood
I cannot steal dry wood pathetic
Kam-chi is a real slut
You need to rest
What if my wife ask me to do it
But I can't
Why are you here?
Oh it's you. Help
No don't do that
Oh hubby
Where have you been last night
Last night? Last night umm ah right
I went to Chung to get the box
Where is the treasure box?
When I got into the village last night
There were more wide dogs running towards me
Then I battled with them for a long time.
Then as for Chung
I couldn't find him.
Did you really
Don't kill me my wife, please don't kill me
You cannot escape from my punishment
Another punishment of that?
I can do it tonight
Not tonight. Now
Now? This?
We need to find a place. Let's go
Oh no, I might die
It's you two again
What are your wishes this time?
You need to hear our wishes clearly
Before you start the transformation.
Alright say it. what's the first one?
The first one is I hope that my dick
Will change to a feet long and 3 inches wide
It would be as hard as iron during sex
And can finish its duty every time
What's the second wish then?
The second wish is that my breasts would be
In the perfect size of 36C
My body would be noticeable
I wish my hair would be plentiful
The third one?
The third wish is that we would be strong
physically and lots of fantasies in sex
Then we can make love all daylong.
You two are suddenly so smart now.
Do you hear all the wishes clearly?
Yes
Then it wouldn't have any mistakes this time
No mistakes
Then why don't we start the transformation.
Your wishes are boring and meaningless
Oh why don't I give you some suggestions
We just like it that way
So what?
So what
Then do it now
Oh hubby what are you doing?
Oh honey
What?
Now is soft why don't you get in hard on
I think I can get it hard
Alright
Better, better, almost there
What's wrong with you?
It's not getting hard again.
I don't know why
how come every time
You cannot have it hard on
I am still aroused and it makes me want more
No actually I really want it
But I don't know why I can't get it hard on
you've been rely on the magic for too long
Now without him you can't do it
No kidding
Why don't we ask Gigi to join us
Three of us together
might get it right
Helping you to be more aroused
You are just too sweet
No matter what happened before
You are still respectable to me
You ask Gigi to join us
No matter what happen
You are the best to me
Gigi Gigi
Yes what can I do for you?
He said last time you massaged his foot
He was aroused
Why don't you try it now
To see if he would feel better
Oh
This is sad.
Honey did you eat yet?
I am full
I've been doing it for the entire day.
It's time to get the immortal
I really want to speak to him that
I want to make a good use of this wish
You will see
Why are you calling me so early
It's been a whole day
I can't get you out here
to have three more wishes?
So what I have helped you two times
I got nothing from that, now what?
Getting nothing?
I need to say it again
Didn't I explain it to you that
Whenever I give you three wishes
I need to have sex during the woman's period
Or else how can I realize your wishes
Do you understand
just tell me
your boring and meaningless wishes
Alright the first wish is that
I want to be the king of this village
And be powerful and rich
All the men would become my slaves
What did you say?
Cantonese
The second wish?
I want to take all the woman in this village
Including kids
What did you say?
Cantonese
You want to take other women
bitch
you don't think yourself beautiful and attractive
I am forced to have sex with you.
I am so sick of it. Get lost
Hey
Hey what?
Kam-chi is your wife. As you hate her so much
Why did you marry her at the first place?
I marry her? She came to me
You are such BBBBB
What BBBBB I don't get it
I need you to realize the third wish for me
I want Kam-chi's memory
forget about everything
If she would become a whore
or getting any STD, it would not be my business.
I would not realize your wishes
Oh really if you don't
I would lock you inside this box forever
You are so BBBB
If I had the chance, I would
cook you in a soup
That's it
Oh my gosh what happened?
Chung are you nuts
Yes I got everything and my wife is dead
I am the person in charge in this village
You all will listen to me
You think you can do this
You can choose not to obey.
Stand up keep chopping wood until you die
What exactly has happened?
Chung, do you know what's going on?
What happened?
The wind is so wild; how come smiling
And not answer me?
The wind is wild. It is not wild at the moment.
Later
when you and I are together it will be much wilder
What are you talking about?
What am I talking about? Undress yourself
What is happening? It's out of control.
Oh my god what happened
This is gorgeous
Oh no, why?
What exactly is happening?
We don't have any clothes on
Let's go, go now
we come to here
would be discovered?
Don't care about it
I need to have my power back
This time is really cool
You are so good at this
Of course I am both male and female
Not only do I have the man thing
that can pleasure woman
and I know how woman like to be pleasured
You said where I can find it?
If met you first I should have remained with you.
Then I would never need to be with that bastard.
I know howl can be a normal being again
Never be trapped into the box ever again
Why don't you do it?
It costs a life
this is too cruel.
How can I do it
Immoral it's bad
What's wrong?
Don't know why
Chung has become the leader of the village
He has ordered mens to chop wood until to die
And he also has raped all the women
He is too oppressive
and orgy
If this keeps going on, the village would become
a burial ground
It would become hell
Holy shit
How come you are free?
It is because I am born from a mortal
so I am not under the monopoly of Chung
I made it happen
I made this monster
That's not your fault. It's never your intention
The worst is that Chung has the treasure box
If he opens the box and ask for wishes
I can withdraw his wishes
Why don't I go seduce Chung?
Then you go to steal the treasure box
Now Chung has countless number of women
When is your turn?
Not really, he is doing it day and night
He gets bored
What should we do then?
We need to come up with a plan against him
Gi, umm
We need to get together to fight against Chung
That's right I need to place him in hell
And I would become a human being
Thinking about how to fight against me
I have absorbed the essence of the women
I am much more powerful now
None of you can bit me
Immortal,
even your magic power cannot bit me
Immortal
Are you have idea?
There is a riddle that is able to crumb his power.
But I cannot solve it.
Now we have so many people
You tell us that
maybe someone can solve it.
It is mandarin, banana, balloonflower,
plum and bottom
What kind of riddle is that?
How do I know?
Is it that we need to collect all the fruits?
I know
I can finally become a human being
The answer to the riddle is screw you
Kam-chi why are you so unhappy?
Because immortal has become a human being
in the form of woman.
How can I have fun with him now?
Don't worry about it. Before my transformation
I have left my precious thing to Tin-chi
What is that?
Now Tin-chi possesses the precious thing
which is large as well as hard
Is that true? Tin-chi I want
Good good.
I want both. I will have four wives.
Need to do it harder
What did you say?
Don't touch my cunt.
Please forgive me.
I don't want to bother your cunt.
Don't thrust my cunt so hard.
What is this thing falling from above?
Is this the gift from above?
It would be very fortunate.
Get this thing to my wife first.
It's so strange.
The strange thing was I was chopping wood,
Suddenly his treasure box fell off from the tree.
Did you open it up?
Of course not. It fell off all of a sudden.
I'm scared to open it.
What's wrong? Why didn't you open it?
If you turned dead,
It would be pathetic.
Now what?
Open it.
Oh
Definitely, hurry up, hurry up, what it that?
Ha Ha Hal can get out finally.
Eh who are you?
I am the wizard inside the treasure box.
A wizard
A wizard
Ah it must have surprised you for the first time.
Why don't we have some tea and snack?
And I will explain it to you.
I haven't had such tasty food for a long time.
Very good.
What fried pork ribs? What ribs?
We don't have fish . How come we have that?
That's true.
English which is something that you don't know
Then why don't you explain it to us
So that we can understand it
I've almost forgotten that I'm a immortal
Immortal? No wonder you are so good looking,
I have breached the law in heaven
Therefore the emperor kicked me out
And locked me in the box and put it on tree
You saved me.
Please don't mention it.
We have saved you. How are you thank us?
I swear that whoever releases me
I will grant that person three wishes.
Three wishes
Really?
However there is an attachment
What is that attachment?
That is after the wishes come true
I need to make love with you
Are you kidding?
Go hell. Don't even dream of it.
You don't need to feel glad or sad
It is because I wouldn't make love with men.
You make love with women?
And only when you are having your period
I would make love with you.
I thought only me like doing it during that time
I can't believe even immortal likes that also
This is the way I increase my power
To realize your wishes
At that time, there is female only.
And we just touch ourselves at most.
How could we do it?
It would be meaningless to say further more.
Do you really want my wife to do that?
Do you really want to have three wishes?
Don't you want to have three wishes?
If I have to choose
I rather not have those three wishes
Hubby think twice
No need to think. No way.
Think again
No that's impossible.
You two stop the fight.
Have the discussion rationally
It is not about rationality.
No... no way.
When the emperor punished me
He added an extra condition
Therefore I am half man half woman
I don't care. Don't you touch my wife.
Oh shit who woke me up?
It's me.
Ming-li what's the matter?
I'm sorry to bother you at this time.
However I really want to have three wishes.
Oh yes? Wishes is fine
you make love with me at your period
What are you doing?
I don't remember.
I have to get my spirit out to make love with you
Get your spirit out? Hubby it's time for lunch.
Wow we have a delicious chicken tonight.
Men need nutrition to avoid being soft.
Yes yes come on wow this is delicious.
Honey this is what you say.
Men need nutrition. I've finished
It needs to get started again. What?
Now I am fed and am thinking of that. What?
Don't be so horny. I am still having my period.
That's good. That's howl like to do it.
Come on, hey, honey, are you ready?
Here I am. Is my make up beautiful?
Yes beautiful. Come on quick.
Hey what about my underwear?
Fantastic also. Come quick.
What about the entire body?
Absolutely perfect. Come on.
Honey
What's matter?
Where did you get the money?
For the chicken, make up and underwear?
I didn't have money.
You didn't have money for those?
The immortal gave me.
What? You
Yesterday I think that you wanted to eat chicken
And I want to get some make up
And a new underwear
Then I went for the immortal
I let him do it.
These are the three wishes? Ridiculous
Hubby
This immortal, you will be dead if I find you.
Hubby, hubby, hubby
Shut up you slut
Hubby, hubby, you wait for me please
You are here.
Good morning
Damn it. How could you deceive my wife?
You listen to me. There is nothing between us.
Don't be so angry. It's not her fault.
It's mine.
How come it's not her fault.
Three wishes. Three wishes mean three wishes.
These are the three wishes.
You wasted them.
You gave her chicken,
make up and underwear.
Those are worthless?
Of course those are worthless moron.
Three wishes mean a lot.
Okay okay. I can give you three more wishes.
No attachment. Is that okay with you?
You are so kind?
Both of you are not greedy.
Three wishes only. Name it.
Oh, three, then
I know I know
Why don't we have ginseng, bird's nest and reishi?
This woman is so stupid.
These things will be digested after consumed
Poop after digestion.
Then you will have nothing.
How can you be so stupid?
Then what do you want?
Let me think
At lease a buffalo, an axe and a large bed.
Buffalo and axe have more useful
I can do it with you every night on the bed
To get some new excitements good?
Ha ha ha. You both are so stupid.
I thought I could give you something.
Don't waste your wishes.
These things are far too meaningless.
These are very practical. How come meaningless?
You should get something that use for a life time.
Oh what can be used for a life time?
What is for a life time?
Why your body tuned into such a great shape?
It's the immortal gave me.
What immortal?
When my husband picked a treasure box.
There is an immortal inside the box.
And he gave us three wishes
I took the first one for the enlargement.
What is the second wish?
It turned me into this.
It's like I am having a third leg.
If I had this si
My wife would be dying.
What's more,
the immortal turned it to be hard and long lasting
Oh my god, what about the third one?
Now I am so strong
my wife's breasts are so large
This is such a perfect match. This third wish
Of course is we would never feel satisfied
we'll be feeling horny and making love non stop
do you think my performance is not well enough?
Do you think I am not hard enough?
I feel bored making love with you every day.
You are kidding
Do you think the attacks game
is not exciting anymore
No? Then what is it?
I want to ask you
My breasts are not as large as Ming-li's
Would you touch them?
Oh they are large enough to grab.
However mine is not that large
Would you dislike me?
Not really. I would like you to be longer, bigger
And longer lasting
Then your breasts should be larger
more hair down there.
More moisture would be perfect.
Then it would be the same as Ming-lei's.
That means you are fond of her.
You are always thinking of her,
If you say that, then I'ld be the same as Tin-gin
You are thinking of him and dislike me
We never quarrel before.
Now because of those two people
We are always fighting.
That's right.
You know you're wrong
Oh honey I don't really mean this.
You don't think you're wrong then.
Honey, please don't get mad. I mean
We are jealous of them
I am jealous of his big dick.
And you are jealous of Ming-li's large breasts.
That's why we fight
Hubby why are you so smart suddenly?
Honey you are also the same.
How come we don't we those?
That's right. What do you think we should do?
What should we do? Why don't we
Steal that treasure box, and ask the immortal
To transform us?
No
you are so smart.
Really wonderful
What did I say?
You said to steal the treasure box.
I thought that we had between man and woman
The best, Who knows we have nothing now.
I thought we would be the best combination.
And now we can't do that.
What exactly is happening?
What is it? It's very late now.
What are you thinking of? Go to sleep
Yes
Good morning
Can you transform us back now?
What? It's not that easy.
You are god, You can do whatever as you wish.
Last time I helped you to transform.
Ming-li didn't do that with me.
Didn't do what with you? What?
I thought you gave three wishes to us for free.
Those three wishes were free
If you want another would not be free
understand?
Last time I didn't know you touch my wife
I won't let you touch her again this time.
Forget it
I know he is over exaggerating a bit.
You have to obey him a mistress
when you do it with me, he can do it with her.
If not he would be very pathetic.
My god you are so good.
You wife is more than wonderful
Do whatever you want.
OK
spectacular
Gigi you are Tin-gin's mistress from now on.
He is the boss
Yes I know. My husband, how are you?
Ming-li let's go into the bedroom.
Didn't you say you would transform me back?
Get into the room first.
This immortal is pissing me off.
He is pleasuring my wife for a whole night.
This is driving me nuts.
What are you doing hubby? Drink some tea first.
Leave me alone.
What are you doing? you got the wrong fire on.
My sex life is inharmonious.
You press here for me.
To help me get back.
Oh this is cool.
Is it really that cool?
Oh virgin
How would I lie to you?
You must believe me this time.
Gigi is tailor made for me,
perfect body shape
Her hair is plentiful and her voice
Her mourning sound
Is terribly exciting.
What is wrong with you? Are you okay?
I hurt my ankle. Could you help me up?
Oh I help you get there.
You sit down here. Let me take a look at it.
Here?
Yes it hurts. Not here
Oh let me take another look. Another check
I check it for you.
Not here? Is it here?
Who are you? Who are you looking for?
Shut up or else I'll kill you. Get lost.
This is futile. Oh is it the treasure box
This is Ming-li
Hey what are you doing? What? Don't.
What are you doing? Help
What are you doing? Go away.
Honey I am back
You are late for an hour
I was in the village
What? Did you see Ming-li
You took advantages when she was sleeping.
Don't get mad. I ask the immortal out
And transform me to long and hard.
And you try it okay
I will try first.
What is the matter?
How come it's you?
Don't you bother that.
It is me who open this box
You have to give me three wishes.
What do you want?
I want my dick is long to touch the ground
No problem.
You are so short
You are ridiculous.
Now my dick is long but the legs are short
I want both of them long
Okay
Wow you are so tall.
Are you playing fool of me?
Oh lucky that your dick is still long.
You
I have realized three wishes for you.
Go away
These are the three wishes?
Please go away
Oh what happened?
Our treasure box is gone.
Chung that bastard knocked me off.
And raped me.
You have to swear
you would be kill Kim-chi and Chung
You have to take justice for us.
This is caused by Chung
I think it doesn't involve Kam-chi
Do you have an affair with her?
I am not. You are saying killing someone.
I hope it won't be too much trouble.
I just hope it won't cause too much trouble.
I am just asking a small favor from you.
Forget it then.
Honey honey honey
What?
Get into the bedroom with me first
I won't.
You stay outside tonight.
Gigi tonight you come with me okay
Gigi forget about her. Message here for me.
Honey, get into the room with me
Don't even dream of it.
Gigi why don't you help me here?
I'm sorry. I can help you.
This is not okay. That one is also not okay.
You two do it. Promise me?
We can do it and you can do it too.
You give Gigi
Gigi gives you
I can't do anything.
Do I really need to do it myself?
Honey, please promise me.
Stop bothering me.
Gigi, please promise me
I'm sorry.
This is a bastard.
Madam why don't you do it with him?
No way no matter what happen tonight
I won't let him enter the room.
Do I really need to do it myself?
Why don't get the treasure box.
Then I don't need to be alone.
That bastard
Madam you forgave me already?
You are willing to have fun with him
I don't punish him tonight, punish him later
You go into the room to see if he is there
Ask him out.
I will fetch him for you.
He is not in there.
Where is he then?
He must have gone for prostitute
What should we do?
Ignore him just for now.
You help me get rid of the fire
Alright I massage you first
Alright
Oh why is it so dirty
You search the box for sex only.
You have sex now, no need to search
Tin-gin you are so porny
You look slut
I am slut? You are slut also
We both are slut
I couldn't believe Kam-chi is so cool
I need to go home now as my wife requires
This is pathetic
Not really, get some dry wood
I cannot steal dry wood pathetic
Kam-chi is a real slut
You need to rest
What if my wife ask me to do it
But I can't
Why are you here?
Oh it's you. Help
No don't do that
Oh hubby
Where have you been last night
Last night? Last night umm ah right
I went to Chung to get the box
Where is the treasure box?
When I got into the village last night
There were more wide dogs running towards me
Then I battled with them for a long time.
Then as for Chung
I couldn't find him.
Did you really
Don't kill me my wife, please don't kill me
You cannot escape from my punishment
Another punishment of that?
I can do it tonight
Not tonight. Now
Now? This?
We need to find a place. Let's go
Oh no, I might die
It's you two again
What are your wishes this time?
You need to hear our wishes clearly
Before you start the transformation.
Alright say it. what's the first one?
The first one is I hope that my dick
Will change to a feet long and 3 inches wide
It would be as hard as iron during sex
And can finish its duty every time
What's the second wish then?
The second wish is that my breasts would be
In the perfect size of 36C
My body would be noticeable
I wish my hair would be plentiful
The third one?
The third wish is that we would be strong
physically and lots of fantasies in sex
Then we can make love all daylong.
You two are suddenly so smart now.
Do you hear all the wishes clearly?
Yes
Then it wouldn't have any mistakes this time
No mistakes
Then why don't we start the transformation.
Your wishes are boring and meaningless
Oh why don't I give you some suggestions
We just like it that way
So what?
So what
Then do it now
Oh hubby what are you doing?
Oh honey
What?
Now is soft why don't you get in hard on
I think I can get it hard
Alright
Better, better, almost there
What's wrong with you?
It's not getting hard again.
I don't know why
how come every time
You cannot have it hard on
I am still aroused and it makes me want more
No actually I really want it
But I don't know why I can't get it hard on
you've been rely on the magic for too long
Now without him you can't do it
No kidding
Why don't we ask Gigi to join us
Three of us together
might get it right
Helping you to be more aroused
You are just too sweet
No matter what happened before
You are still respectable to me
You ask Gigi to join us
No matter what happen
You are the best to me
Gigi Gigi
Yes what can I do for you?
He said last time you massaged his foot
He was aroused
Why don't you try it now
To see if he would feel better
Oh
This is sad.
Honey did you eat yet?
I am full
I've been doing it for the entire day.
It's time to get the immortal
I really want to speak to him that
I want to make a good use of this wish
You will see
Why are you calling me so early
It's been a whole day
I can't get you out here
to have three more wishes?
So what I have helped you two times
I got nothing from that, now what?
Getting nothing?
I need to say it again
Didn't I explain it to you that
Whenever I give you three wishes
I need to have sex during the woman's period
Or else how can I realize your wishes
Do you understand
just tell me
your boring and meaningless wishes
Alright the first wish is that
I want to be the king of this village
And be powerful and rich
All the men would become my slaves
What did you say?
Cantonese
The second wish?
I want to take all the woman in this village
Including kids
What did you say?
Cantonese
You want to take other women
bitch
you don't think yourself beautiful and attractive
I am forced to have sex with you.
I am so sick of it. Get lost
Hey
Hey what?
Kam-chi is your wife. As you hate her so much
Why did you marry her at the first place?
I marry her? She came to me
You are such BBBBB
What BBBBB I don't get it
I need you to realize the third wish for me
I want Kam-chi's memory
forget about everything
If she would become a whore
or getting any STD, it would not be my business.
I would not realize your wishes
Oh really if you don't
I would lock you inside this box forever
You are so BBBB
If I had the chance, I would
cook you in a soup
That's it
Oh my gosh what happened?
Chung are you nuts
Yes I got everything and my wife is dead
I am the person in charge in this village
You all will listen to me
You think you can do this
You can choose not to obey.
Stand up keep chopping wood until you die
What exactly has happened?
Chung, do you know what's going on?
What happened?
The wind is so wild; how come smiling
And not answer me?
The wind is wild. It is not wild at the moment.
Later
when you and I are together it will be much wilder
What are you talking about?
What am I talking about? Undress yourself
What is happening? It's out of control.
Oh my god what happened
This is gorgeous
Oh no, why?
What exactly is happening?
We don't have any clothes on
Let's go, go now
we come to here
would be discovered?
Don't care about it
I need to have my power back
This time is really cool
You are so good at this
Of course I am both male and female
Not only do I have the man thing
that can pleasure woman
and I know how woman like to be pleasured
You said where I can find it?
If met you first I should have remained with you.
Then I would never need to be with that bastard.
I know howl can be a normal being again
Never be trapped into the box ever again
Why don't you do it?
It costs a life
this is too cruel.
How can I do it
Immoral it's bad
What's wrong?
Don't know why
Chung has become the leader of the village
He has ordered mens to chop wood until to die
And he also has raped all the women
He is too oppressive
and orgy
If this keeps going on, the village would become
a burial ground
It would become hell
Holy shit
How come you are free?
It is because I am born from a mortal
so I am not under the monopoly of Chung
I made it happen
I made this monster
That's not your fault. It's never your intention
The worst is that Chung has the treasure box
If he opens the box and ask for wishes
I can withdraw his wishes
Why don't I go seduce Chung?
Then you go to steal the treasure box
Now Chung has countless number of women
When is your turn?
Not really, he is doing it day and night
He gets bored
What should we do then?
We need to come up with a plan against him
Gi, umm
We need to get together to fight against Chung
That's right I need to place him in hell
And I would become a human being
Thinking about how to fight against me
I have absorbed the essence of the women
I am much more powerful now
None of you can bit me
Immortal,
even your magic power cannot bit me
Immortal
Are you have idea?
There is a riddle that is able to crumb his power.
But I cannot solve it.
Now we have so many people
You tell us that
maybe someone can solve it.
It is mandarin, banana, balloonflower,
plum and bottom
What kind of riddle is that?
How do I know?
Is it that we need to collect all the fruits?
I know
I can finally become a human being
The answer to the riddle is screw you
Kam-chi why are you so unhappy?
Because immortal has become a human being
in the form of woman.
How can I have fun with him now?
Don't worry about it. Before my transformation
I have left my precious thing to Tin-chi
What is that?
Now Tin-chi possesses the precious thing
which is large as well as hard
Is that true? Tin-chi I want
Good good.
I want both. I will have four wives.
Need to do it harder
What did you say?