Even After Everything (2018) Movie Script
1
(light piano music)
(birds chirping)
(classical piano music)
(sound of bird crashing
into window)
Is everything okay?
Samantha...
Sweetie...
Samantha, sweetie...
Yes, yes, everything is fine,
okay?
Everything's gonna be just fine.
Oh my god...
Your mommy loves you
so much.
I love you, okay?
- Everything's --
- Mommy?
Yes?
Sorry. Why don't you go play...
play with your brother.
Okay?
(giggling)
(crying)
(sighs)
(light ambient music)
Yeah.
(exhales)
(cell phone ringing)
(cell phone ring tone)
Yeah.
Hey, um...
I just had the most
horrible morning.
What happened?
Well, all of our flowers
are dead and
the most beautiful little bird
just crashed into the window.
Oh, sound like, really, castles
burning over there.
Did the bird break
the window?
No, but that's...I mean, that's
not the point.
I just watched the most
beautiful creature die.
(woman laughing)
(sound of woman sighing
over the phone)
Richard?
(sound of woman's voice
over the phone)
I gotta go. I'm working on
something big.
Come here.
(somber piano music)
(cell phone dropping to floor)
(quietly) Son of a bitch.
That son of a bitch bastard!
(sighs)
Samantha?! Wesley?!
Grab your laptops and a
change of clothes!
We're going for a ride!
Okay, come on, come on.
Okay guys, come on.
Alright.
Where are we going, mommy?
We'll find out when
we get there.
Now, hop in the car please.
Hop in the car.
Thank you.
(piano music continues)
(engine starting)
(ominous music)
What's going on, mommy?
(truck engine revving)
Uh, don't worry. Everything's
gonna be fine, sweetie.
(truck engine stops)
Um, can I help you?
Yeah, does a guy named
Richard Warren live here?
Yeah, he does, but he's not
here right now
and this is a really bad time,
so...
I need to see him.
What is it about, anyway?
The pool guy came by
on Wednesday.
Ha, yeah. Cute.
Yeah, I'm not the pool guy.
I'm Richard's brother.
David?
In the flesh.
You must be his wife.
Yes, um...
We're in a hurry,
we got to go, so...
He'll be back in a few hours.
Oh, yeah, no problem.
I'll...I'll come back later.
Yeah.
(truck engine turning over)
Piece of shit won't start. Uh...
This is boring.
Yeah, what's taking so long?
Look, why don't you guys just
play in the backyard.
Alright, guys. You guys go play.
Yay!
Alright...
(sound of kids screaming)
Oh...guys...
Aw, look at this poor guy.
It's so sad.
And gross.
He must not have
seen the glass.
You guys okay?
Samantha, Wesley,
this is your Uncle David.
Our dad says you're
a deliquent.
Samantha!
Sorry.
I've been called worse.
What do you guys say
we go and give our friend
here a proper burial?
Let's bow our heads.
We join here today to...
honor a very brave
and daring bird.
While none of us knew you
personally, we acknowledge
that you brought
us here together.
May you rest peacefully and
be remembered fondly
by all your...
bird friends.
A moment of silence.
(sighs)
You guys have anything you
want to say?
Goodbye, Mr. Bird.
You had awfully pretty colors.
It's sad to see you go.
Goodbye, Mr. Bird.
Thanks...for this.
Do you wanna...
come inside and have
an iced tea?
Sounds great.
Hey guys, let's go inside, okay?
Kid's okay by themselves
in the pool?
Yeah. They're both actually
really great swimmers.
I taught them myself.
Uh, here. Hold my beer.
I think you got
a tick on you.
- What?
- Here, hold my beer.
- Oh, thank you.
- I think you got a bug on you
or something.
- Oh, where?
It's okay.
(ominous tense music)
Can you get it?
I thought it was a tick.
You're fine.
You gonna help her put on
suntan lotion, too?
Look who it is.
(ominous music continues)
Since when do
you drink beer?
What do you care?
What, are you jealous?
Hm?
What? I thought she had
a bug on her.
(scoffs)
A bug.
Yeah.
(long sigh)
It's been a long time.
Not long enough.
Come on. I'll give you
the tour.
Not bad for a guy from
Staten Island.
Yeah, she seems great.
You like being married?
Don't powder my asshole
little brother.
Okay. And do me a favor.
Save the suspense and tell me
why the fuck are you here?
So, we're just not
gonna play nice?
(scoffs)
No, uh...guess I don't
see the point.
Come upstairs.
What are you doing
wearing my shorts?
Clara insisted.
Hey.
You know I can't
have you here.
This is fucked up. You barge in
here outta nowhere?
You gotta get the fuck outta
here. What, do you need money?
Here. Take the fucking money.
Take it.
No? Take the fucking money.
Don't want the money. Okay.
Give me a call tomorrow.
We'll talk about it.
Make an excuse and get
the fuck out of here.
But, please don't
involve my family.
Huh, little brother? Please?
That's really sweet of you.
Problem is my truck
won't start.
Looks like you're stuck
with me for a while.
Fuck!
I think it's really
beautiful, dad.
I love the detail right there.
What do you think, Lis?
I think it's nice so long as you
don't hang it in my house.
If you think it's you're house
then you're fucking delusional.
Im kidding. Jesus,
what is your problem?
Dad, you know who would actually
really love this is Clara.
She was so upset about her
hydrangeas dying.
You really think so?
I do, I think she's really
appreciate it.
It'd be a really sweet gift.
I really don't want to
go over there today.
Come on. It'll be my good
deed for the year.
And you don't have to come.
Quite a house you've got here.
Yeah, we just moved
into this little cottage.
You still in the
building business?
Yup.
But I'm not flipping Brownstones
anymore, little brother.
I moved on to
greener pastures.
Well, hopefully nobody had to
die to facilitate that.
(door opens)
Don't start.
So I know you're
dying to tell me,
what are you doing
these days?
I build buildings, David.
Big skyscrapers.
Actually, I start work
on a high rise.
Waterfront Tower in Manhattan.
My firm just secured
an option on the land.
Really, things are running
smoothly with it?
You see, little brother,
if this deal goes through
the sky's the limit.
And you might wanna start
thinking where else
you wanna own some
real estate, honey.
I was thinking maybe...
the Caribbean.
Not if you don't
close the deal.
I gotta use the bathroom.
(sighs)
He's wearing my swim trunks.
Take out the garbage
while you're out.
I swear he comes
into my home...
Hello there, neighbor.
Ah, fuck.
Hi. What's up with you folks?
My dad's got a little something
he wants to show you guys.
Really. What do you got there,
Harold?
Oh just a little something.
It won't fill the void
of your hydrangeas
but hopefully
it will help.
Hydrangeas?
Clara, I know we
can't save your flowers.
So I hope that maybe
this would help.
Oh wait. Wait. There.
-For me?
-Yes.
Thank you so much.
That's so thoughtful.
I feel so special.
Hey, remember that "Vagina
Monologues" scene you
always talked about?
Well congratulations, Harold.
You make feminist art.
He worked really
hard on that and
I'm sorry but what do you know
about feminist art?
I'm trying to understand.
I mean, you come over here
with a painting for my wife,
trying to cheer her up because
the flowers died.
It looks like a twat.
Well now who's vagina is that?
Is that my wife's vagina?
Richard, I realize that you see
female parts in this painting.
But, in essence,
a flowers does have elements
of female sexuality.
It's a twat.
I love it. It's beautiful.
Thank you.
I just gotta figure out
where to hang it.
Mommy, what's a twat?
Oh, good job, Richard.
Well done.
Sweetie.
I see you're still spending all
your money on clothes.
Would you leave him alone?
That's fine, we can't all be
high rollers.
They must have had a clearance
sale at the Salvation Army.
His clothes are fine.
Would you shut up?
It's okay, I can handle it.
See, it's a joke.
Okay?
I was kidding.
-So the kids upstairs?
-Watching a movie.
Good.
So...
(clears throat)
I'm surprised you
contacted me.
Not even going to get into all
that crap in your truck.
And that's my parking spot.
I'm here to make
up for lost time.
(laughs)
Lost time?
Why now?
Why not now?
You're my brother.
What does it matter?
Oh, you wouldn't believe it.
I hate this. I'm in trouble.
Oh.
(laughs)
What kind of trouble?
Look, I'm not going to get into
the specific details
because I know you
really don't care.
But that truck and
everything in it
that's all I have
to my name.
Just...for a place to stay
for a little while.
Just to get my head above water.
Not forever.
Just...just for a little while.
Please.
-Yeah.
-Absolutely not.
This is insane.
Wait, I'm sorry.
What's so insane about helping
your brother?
Please.
Please, man.
You're my brother and I got
nowhere to go.
You're my hero,
you always have been.
I-I love you.
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
One night. That's it.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
(announcer on radio) Hello, and
welcome to News Hour
on the BBC World Service.
We're coming to you live from
London, I'm James Coomarasamy.
On today's program there has
been a catastrophic...
(radio clicks off)
(light piano music)
Are you nuts?
What?
Why would you agree to
let him stay here?
(quietly)
Lower your voice.
I'm not lowering anything. This
is my house for Christ's sakes!
Lower your voice,
the kids are still sleeping.
Fine, fine,
I'll lower my voice.
But, I can't believe
you did this.
He's your brother, he came
here asking for help.
That's right, he's my brother.
I should be the one
making the call.
Right, because that's a lesson
you want to teach your kids.
How to treat your
family like crap.
I mean you just keep
pushing and pushing.
For the life of me I just
don't understand why.
In the middle of the biggest
business deal of my career.
The fact is that I know David
and you don't.
And let me tell
you something.
That guy is a bloodsucker.
Well, I believe in
helping family.
Especially in times of need.
And it's just too
bad you don't.
(cell phone rings)
Yeah, what is it?
You have your meeting with
Jordan Silverman at noon.
I remember.
Yes, all the paperwork is in my
folder. I triple checked.
Hey, did Silverman send over
his latest comments
on the proposed
settlement sheet?
Yes he did, sir.
Get them to me immediately.
Okay?
You have that meeting with the
investor today?
Yes, Miss Nosey Parker.
Hey, this is a big deal.
You need to go over those
comments several times
before you walking
into that meeting.
Hey, don't worry.
I got this.
Now. If David is going to stay
here, he's gotta get a job.
So either you tell
him or I will.
I'll tell him.
It's almost like you're
on his side.
You better get your
priorities straight.
I gotta take a shower. I need to
clear my mind for this meeting.
Just be sure to go
over his comments.
You need to be informed.
Harold? Anybody home?
Oh, hey. What's up?
You promised to take me to
breakfast two hours ago.
Has it really been that long?
Let me know where
the spaceship
drops you off and
picks you up, okay?
Dad, be sensitive.
Baby's hungry.
Do I really have to take this?
Would you cool it, kiddo?
Listen, I'm gonna
to go because
I don't really want to
wait any longer.
Wait a minute. I'll be ready
in a minute.
-Don't bother.
-Give me a break.
I just have one
question for you. Why?
I mean other than the obvious.
Would you stop? I'm not going to
have this conversation again.
She's worthless, dad.
And you are...
I-I don't know what you are.
Kiddo, what do you say you and
me hit the beach?
It's been a while since
we've done anything
just the two of us.
You know, yeah actually I
would've loved to do that.
But, you always make me feel
like such an afterthought.
So, maybe some other time.
What are you doing down there?
Fixing my truck.
Do you know what's
wrong with it?
Yes, ma'am. The ignition wire is
loose from the starter.
Anything we could do to help?
Huh, can you get me a beer?
Hey, guys.
Wait. Am I hallucinating?
What...
What are you guys doing?
Hey, guys,
thanks for the beers.
(laughs)
Mmmm.
Oh, that hit's the spot.
Hey, there.
-You want a beer?
-Sure.
Hey, when you get cleaned up,
I want to show you
something inside.
Great. I gotta go clean up.
Who is going to race me
to the back yard?
-Me!
-Me!
I'm gonna beat you,
I'm gonna beat you.
A little early for a beer, no?
Hey. Sorry. What?
No judgement.
(cell phone rings)
Oh shit.
(camera click)
(groans)
Someone thinking
impure thoughts?
Oh, yeah. Promise not to tell?
Morning. Was there something you
wanted to show me?
Yes, I have a copy of Dan's
classifieds on the counter.
I highlighted all of
the job openings.
Thanks, but I beat you to it.
Gotta go see about a job.
Awesome.
Are you going to
go like that?
Yeah, just like this.
No, I got a clean shirt
in my truck.
Good luck.
I'd hire him.
(giggling)
Yes, give it to me. Fuck me!
Yeah!
(camera click)
Ahhh...
Oh, yeah!
You're on the birth control,
right?
Yes. For the thousandth time,
yes.
All right, I got the meeting.
You gotta go.
I'm not a prostitute, you know.
Be a little more respectful.
(snickering)
You're not a prostitute?
Like that picture you sent me
was pure class.
Fuck you.
Oh, that's funny. I just did.
Have a good meeting.
Fuck!
No no no no no...
Holy shit!
Fuck you!
(phone ringing)
Come on, god dammit. Answer the
phone.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah everything is fine.
Look, I need you to call
Silverman and push the
meeting to one P.M
Mr. Warren, your meeting is in
five minutes.
Something has come up and I
can't see him in five minutes.
All right.
You don't want to lose that
option.
Just do it, okay.
Okay. I'll call you back to
confirm.
Fuck
(snorts)
(cell phone rings)
Are we on for one o'clock?
I'm sorry but Mr. Silverman
can't meet you at that time.
Listen, you got to schedule it
for later on this afternoon.
I can't guarantee that.
No, no, I know you can guarantee
that, Vivian, but
you gotta promise me. You gotta
do this.
If not, listen, we're out of a
job.
Just kidding. Just kidding. Just
kidding. But, really promise me
you're gonna do this.
-Marco.
-Polo.
-Marco.
-Polo.
Marco.
Shhh.
No. No!
(laughter)
-Should she go in?
-Yeah!
(laughter)
-Yeah?
-Yeah!
Oh no, he's coming for you.
Marco.
(coughs)
(cell phone rings)
Yeah?
"Yeah?" You always answer the
phone like that?
Give me a break, Brad. It's been
a rough day.
What on Earth would compel you
to stop
the meeting ten minutes
before?
Something came up and I couldn't
get out of it.
All right, listen to me you cock
sucker. Okay?
Please just reschedule the
meeting because without
Silverman's investment we are
screwed.
Don't worry. I know this guy.
He's a sure thing.
This is just a little hiccup.
Fuck the hiccups, just get it
done.
Uh oh. What if it's girls
against boys?
Oh no, girls against boys.
(cell phone rings)
Yeah, Vivian. Did he call back?
Yes, we just got off the phone.
You're on for Monday at noon.
Good, good, that's great news.
Mr. Stoker wants an explanation
about why
you pushed the
meeting in the first place.
I had a family emergency.
Yeah, I'm fine. Everything is
fine. I got to go.
Richard, why are you here?
I had a flat tire, screwed up my
entire day.
You should have called me.
Well, I didn't little brother.
So, what happened with the
meeting?
I changed it to Monday.
Did they get your comments on
the proposed settlement sheet?
Is the project still happening?
The guy called me after I left.
Apparently, he had
a family emergency or
something.
You know, I'm going to go lay
down. Okay.
Wait, Richard. I just heard you
tell Vivian that
you had a family emergency.
What?
Just now.
No, no I don't think so.
Well, I'm certain that you did.
If you didn't have your meeting,
where have you been all this
time?
Didn't you hear what I just
said?
I had a flat tire!
I had a flat tire.
Sorry, sorry, sweetie.
I'm sorry, okay. Dad is a little
crazy and...
I'm sorry, sweetie. He's just
being grumpy. Sorry.
Hey, can you show me that
cannonball?
Okay.
The sexual exploitation of
young girls.
If somebody asked you what your
job description was,
what would you tell them?
(Spanish speaking)
I was thinking, you've been so
generous I'd
to contribute by taking care of
dinner tonight.
Oh, that's really sweet.
But, no you don't have to do
that.
I want to.
Oh, boy. Forget about spending
your last nickels and dimes
on dinner for us.
Big shot. What are you still
doing here?
Huh? You need to find a job.
(laughs)
What are you laughing about?
(laughs)
Are you laughing at me in my own
house?
I'm not laughing at you?
Calm down.
I'm not laughing at you, bro.
Find a fucking job.
Was he always wound so tight?
Yeah, pretty much.
Richard has always been soft, I
feel bad for the guy.
He really got picked on and
bullied at school.
Dad was always hard on him
because he was so soft.
What he needed was a mom. She
was never there.
I never met either of your
parents.
Yeah, they've both been gone for
a while.
I'm so glad you're really
applying
yourself at finding a
job.
(laughs)
Seriously though, I'll devote
some time to it later today.
Yeah, I bet you will.
Here, join me.
-Yoga?
-Yeah, come on.
-Follow me.
-All right.
Push up.
That's right.
Can I ask you a question?
I've never understood why people
ask if they can ask questions.
Just ask it.
Are you happy?
I mean, it's hard not to be
happy here.
Yeah, but...
are you satisfied?
That's kind of a weird question
to ask your brother's wife.
Don't you think?
No, I mean I'm really fortunate.
I live a life of abundance, I
have a lot of nice things.
I'm blessed with two beautiful
children.
There's something you're not
saying.
I can see it in your eyes.
Okay, I miss my career.
Wow. What kind of work were you
in?
Commercial real estate. That's
how I met Richard.
And now you're a full time yoga
guru.
-Here. Open.
-What?
Spread.
No, I mean, look.
When I found out I was pregnant
with Samantha,
I realized how important it was
for me to be a mother.
I knew I had to devote myself
one-hundred percent
so I could give my children more
than what I had.
I wanted them to wake up in
a house where they
knew they always had at least
one parent around
to turn to.
Someone to talk to, someone to
help them with their homework.
So, I made a big sacrifice.
Of course, Richard was thrilled
to find he had a stay at home
wife and mommy for the kids. So
that was that.
I went from being a carnivore in
the shark tank to
playing Suzie Homemaker.
I'll tell you, I was good at
what I did though.
Like really good.
You do say so yourself.
And I don't know why I'm tell
you any of this.
Sorry.
Don't be. It's nice talking to
you.
Thanks.
Hey.
I'm going to head to town.
And you, mister, are giving me a
ride.
Is that right?
Yes.
-Can we take a rain check?
-Yes. Of course.
Go have fun. For sure.
Come on.
Where are we going?
-I have a surprise.
-Oh? After you.
So my friend's dad is super
chill
and he owns a restaurant.
So I'm going to go in and just
talk you up big time.
You just have to come in and be
polite
and say you have experience.
I've got a better idea.
Let's say: "fuck it" and go have
some fun.
Nobody finds a job in the first
few days anyway.
David, no.
No, I told Clara I'd help you
get a job.
You don't have to tell Clara.
You know what?
You're here, you should probably
see the beach.
Adults eat one meal a day.For
children, this is lunch.
Crushed dry beans have little
nutrient value, but it
fills the stomach. If they're
lucky,
they might get dinner too.
We tell the children that we're
cooking dinner,
actually we're just boiling
leaves.
(door bell chimes)
(door bell chimes)
(haunting piano music)
(exhales)
(clears throat)
(cell phones rings)
So where the fuck is he?
Mr. Silverman sends his
apologies, sir.
But, he can't meet you today
after all.
What? Why not?
He's had a family emergency,
sir. He just called in.
For Christ's sake. Did he
at least fax over a signed copy
of the final settlement sheet?
No, he didn't.
You call his secretary, get
that much accomplished, Vivian.
Fuck!
Fuck! Fuck!
(soft piano music)
How long are you in town for
again?
Depends on King Richard.
What's that mean?
I guess I'm supposed to love
Richard because he's my brother
but I don't like the guy.
I know he feels the same way.
Why don't you like each other?
I won't say anything.
Seriously.
Hey.
Oh, you're going to get it.
-Wanna play, dad?
-Not today, sweetie.
(cell phone rings)
It'll be fun.
Bradley.
Hey, Warren, let's forget the
pleasantries for tonight. Okay?
Has the meeting been
rescheduled?
No, it hasn't bee rescheduled
so...
Reschedule the meeting, asshole.
Okay.
So help me god you better
fucking reschedule that
meeting because without
Silverman's investment,
you cock sucker,
all right, we're done. You and I
both know that.
You understand me?
Look, I'm going to get it.
Okay, I promise.
I promise I'm going to get the
money.
Had a family emergency.
You fucks and your family
emergencies.
You better have that money wired
into the account
by the end of Wednesday.
If you fail, we fail.
We lose the option and we go
under.
Please tell me, for god's sake,
you son of a bitch,
that you fucking understand.
Say it!
I know that, Bradley. I know
that.
You think got this far by just
guessing?
Shit.
Who wants pizza?
I do.
I'm so hungry I could eat
a horse.
I was about to make dinner but
now I don't have to.
Thanks.
I'm going to go outside and get
daddy.
You guys get started.
Cheese or pepperoni?
-Cheese!
-Cheese!
All right, all right.
Hey, David brought pizza.
I don't wanna talk right now.
Okay?
I wanna be left alone.
You have to eat.
Okay, I'll just assume you don't
want to be with your family.
Fine.
Dig in there's plenty.
Thank you. I'm starving.
Where's Richard?
He is not joining us.
I swear, on nights like this I
feel like I have three children.
Guy's gotta eat. I'll go talk to
him.
-How is it?
-Good.
(sighs)
Shit.
I know it's not easy
having me here.
But, if you'll just admit what
you did, I'm willing to leave.
Put all this behind us.
Blow it out your ass.
You know what, um...
I'm gonna go back inside and
enjoy some time with
my extended family.
You can sit out here and
think I'm the cause
of all your problems, but...
No one in there seems to mind
that I'm here.
Everybody loves you more
than me.
But they don't know you
little brother.
They don't have the
slightest clue.
If you don't watch out,
someone's gonna come along
and take it all away.
Are you threatening me,
you little cocksucker?
No. I'm just telling you
like it is.
(scoffs)
Thanks for the advice, prick.
(birds chirping)
Can we talk?
What's the point?
I...owe you an apology.
This is a first.
You know I've been...
stressed out with the deal
and I haven't been
myself lately.
Anything else?
Hey. I admit it, okay?
Okay.
I mean, you won't open up.
You won't tell me
what's going on, so...
I know...I know, it's --
(laughs)
It's just that...you know it's
hard for me to express
my feelings.
I don't care about
your feelings.
I care about this deal.
What's holding it up?
You haven't gotten us into any
kind of trouble, have you?
No, no, no. Of course not.
I, look, look. I swear...
(Clara scoffs)
(Richard scoffs)
You know what?
I'm gonna head into the city.
I got some paperwork to do
at the office.
Right.
You must think I was born
yesterday.
Just go.
And close that fucking deal!
(shower running)
You look beautiful.
Thanks for noticing.
I made reservations at
Bobby Vans.
For when?
We can go over there
as soon as you're
finished gettin' ready.
I wish I could, but I...I can't.
Why not?
I have a...an appointment with
Dr. Schneider. In the city.
-When?
-Three.
So you're, uh, staying at the
apartment.
Yeah.
You keep acting like this,
you're gonna have to
get a spanking.
(spanks Lisa's butt)
Have a good day.
(music)
Were you followed here?
- No. What's going on?
- Huh?
Did you check the mirrors
like I told you?
Yeah. What's the
matter with you?
Are your phone's password
protected?
Are you high? Why are you so
paranoid?
Listen to me...listen to me.
Have you said anything
to Harold, or has he said
anything to you? Or Nicola?
Zero, zero, zero.
Okay, listen, come on.
I'll tell you in the room, okay?
(music)
Richard, I don't want to sit in
a hotel room all day.
I want to go play outside!
Jesus Christ.
What's the matter with you?
Something is not right, okay?
So, come on in.
Can you please come on in?
Come on, come on. Chop, chop.
(makes smooching sound)
(music)
I'll take some photos for
you guys.
(Clara laughs softly)
It'll be just like doin' it.
Perfect.
Ah. Oh yeah, that's nice.
There you go, yeah.
[Nicola]: Now I'll give you a
cat cow pose.
You had me doing the yoga.
[Clara]: Give me the cat cow.
Come on.
[Nicola]: This is a cat.
[David]: I guess I'll get some
side shots.
Alright.
[David]: Yeah, yeah.
[Clara]: Oh, how about a
partner thing?
[David]: Oh yeah. That's nice.
Yay!
(laughs)
[David]: Yeah, that's good.
Straighten your back.
It hurts so good.
(laughs)
(kissing sounds)
(heavy breathing)
Yeah. Yeah, you got it,
big boy.
You're gonna get really hard.
You're gonna fuck me
really hard.
(heavy breathing)
(masturbating himself )
Yes. You got it buddy.
You got it buddy.
You're a winner.
You're a winner.
Please stop talking.
(heavy breathing)
Bring your eyes to close.
Focus on your breath.
Clear your mind of any
distractions.
Clear your mind of the
world around you.
Focus on yourself.
Focus on your breath.
Thank yourself for committing
to this practice.
Thank yourself for your breath.
You are the center of
your own universe.
(cell phone ringing)
- Who's Vivian?
- Oh, come on. Gimme.
Talk to me, Vivian.
Good news all around.
I just got off the phone with
Mr. Silverman's secretary.
You're set to meet tomorrow
at noon. Same place.
What about the final settlement
sheet?
Did he sign it and fax it?
Said they'd get it to us by
end of the day.
Beautiful. Beautiful.
Beautiful!
Thank you, Vivian.
(sigh of relief)
Meeting is rescheduled.
Mmmm...
I'm curious.
[David]: What initially
attracted you to my brother?
(Clara chuckles)
I wonder that myself sometimes.
He goes after what he wants.
When I met Richard,
I saw success.
I found that sexy.
What about you? What revs
your engine?
That depends. I find all kinds
of women beautiful.
Like Nicola?
(chuckles)
Yeah, of course.
But..I can't date her.
I'm broke.
She's way too young for you.
Yeah, uh...yeah.
Okay, and she's really, really
unbalanced.
Yeah, of course. That's...that's
what I meant.
-Look...
-Nothing's happened.
Okay, good.
(chuckles)
I mean, technically you're both
adults.
I love her. I think she's
wonderful.
I love her to death.
I just...
She's an emotional
basket case and,
I don't want her to get hurt.
Me neither.
Cool.
Alright, Let's go back.
Hey!
Hey! Perfect day for a run!
(laughs)
Yeah, glorious!
Hey, listen, um...
Just so you know,
I'm gonna talk to your daughter
to see if she can take my kids
to your place, and baby sit for
the evening.
We're in desperate need of
some adult time
at the Warren house.
(laughs)
I'm sure you are.
So, does that work for you?
Sure. You guys have a nice time.
Okay. Thank you so much.
(snorting)
(light percussion music)
I'm under a lot of stress.
Yeah, no kidding.
Even if I book this deal...
No, when I book this deal,
David's gonna be at my house
when I get there.
(snorts)
He's still here?
- Oh, I didn't tell you?
- Mm, mm.
He's moved in indefinitely!
It's a fuckin' nightmare!
Worst part...
is that Clara and the kids
is that Clara and the
kids adore him.
Why don't you just throw
him out?
It's not that simple.
(cell phone ringing)
Hi. I was just about to
call you.
How's painting?
[Harold on phone speaker]:
Marvelous. Simply marvelous.
You know what? Lis...
I...I think I'm really starting
to get a handle on color and
emotional tone.
Truthfully, I understand it.
That is so amazing, I...
I really want to talk about
this, but I...I'm...
I'm right in the
middle of something,
so I can't talk right now.
[Harold on speaker]:
Nicola's watching the children
from our place tonight.
Apparently, The Warrens need
to have some adult time.
Who knows what's really going
on over there?
Are you...are you sure that's
a good idea?
I mean especially since that
animal treated you so badly
the last time that
we were there.
[Harold on speaker]:
It doesn't bother me that
Richard gets all huffy puffy.
The guy's horrendously
insecure.
Hurry up and get your
butt back here,
we're gonna have a great
time tonight.
(chuckling)
(cell phone ringing)
Oh, come on!
(cell phone vibrating)
- Hey, how's it goin'?
- Hi.
Richard has been blowing
up your phone.
(cell phone vibrating)
Hello.
Why haven't you answered
my calls?
Uh, I was busy with David.
Busy with David?
I mean, I was on a run with
David and I left my phone.
We just got back.
Hold on, wait.
You called me. Why?
[Richard]: Why did you arrange
for the kids to stay with the
sitter tonight?
Oh, there's just been so much
tension around the house.
You know? I thought it would
be good to, clear the air.
(sound of Clara's voice
on cell phone)
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay. Okay.
I'll get some wine. Fine.
Okay, bye.
Uh, am I baby-sitting tonight?
- Yeah. Do you mind?
- It's fine.
Thank you.
Well, I'm gonna go for a dip.
So, you know where to find me.
(sighs)
- Hi.
- Hey.
(laughs)
Come here.
Come here.
(soft piano music)
(laughs)
Come on.
(piano music continues)
(nervous laughing)
This is a bad idea.
- Just for a second...
- No...
Come on.
I just want to kiss you
for a sec.
Just a second.
(both laughing)
[Nicola]: I'm timing you.
This is actually kind of weird.
Okay...
Jesus! Okay...
Mmmm...
Jesus! Okay...
This is too much.
- I don't --
- Shhh!
(muffled yelling)
Ow! Ah...
Fuck!
Oh my god.
What the fuck?...
You're gonna tease me now?
Fuck you!
I'm gonna take them over now.
Okay, cool.
Uh...call me if you need
anything.
Yeah, thank you.
Okay.
Come on, guys. Sleep over.
- Bye, guys.
- Bye, mom.
(Clara screaming)
(tense music)
Stop! Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop it! David!
Okay.
(David laughs)
(both moaning)
- Good to see you, sir.
- Mr. Warren.
I'm sorry we had such
difficulty connecting.
Summertime, family madness,
you know the drill.
Believe me, I know.
You've sent this to my
attorney?
Of course.
Looks good.
It's exactly what we've talked
about.
Excellent.
I will sign this and fax it over
as soon as I get the okay
from my lawyer.
And why isn't your lawyer here
today?
Sudden family emergency.
(both chuckle)
This is extremely time sensitive
Mr. Silverman.
You know, it's such a shame that
we weren't able to meet before.
I had my partner fly all the way
back from vacation in
Hong Kong with his family just
to meet you.
I'll give him your regards,
shall I?
Mr. Warren? You all right?
(Richard gasps for air)
Mr. Warren?
Can I get some help here please?
(Richard hyperventilates)
Don't feel bad.
-Crazy?
-That was crazy.
-It' wasn't crazy, it--
-It was fun.
It felt right.
How'd it go?
It was fine.
You don't look fine. What
happened?
-Richard, what happened?
-I don't know, Clara.
I don't know. Maybe I had a
panic attack or something.
So you didn't close?
What are you looking at me for?
The fuck are you still doing
here?
You blew it didn't you?
I know you did. I had a feeling
that you would.
No, I didn't necessarily blow
it.
You're telling me that you had a
flat tire
and now you're saying that you
had a panic attack.
-Yeah.
-That's ridiculous. Absurd.
Good god, Richard, would you
slow down?
(Richard laughs)
I'm gonna go change and then
fire up the grill.
I'm happy to handle the grill.
Hey.
Do not touch the meat.
I handle the meat in my house.
Okay.
I like mine medium rare.
(cell phone rings)
You have one unheard message.
Yes, Warren, guess who this is.
It's your former business
partner.
Money never made it into the
account.
And your boy Silverman has
fallen off
the face of the
planet.
So guess what, we're officially
bankrupt.
You mother fucker. I'm going to
come after you.
And I'm gonna find you and I'm
gonna put an ice pick
into the back of your head.
I'm going to watch you drop to
the ground,
I'm going to rip your eyes out,
I'm going to piss right
into both of your eye sockets,
you piece of shit, until
you are dead!
You fucked me!
Fuck!
You coming in?
No, I'm going to wait for
Lisa. We have to talk.
Okay. I'm going to upstairs with
the kids.
What is this all about?
What, I can't just request to
have a dinner
without the kids around.
No, no, no, no, no...
Never have a meeting without an
agenda.
Excuse me?
That's what you've always said.
You told me that. Remember?
So this is the meeting. What is
your agenda?
No agenda.
Why are you so nervous?
Is there something you want to
share?
What you doing out here?
Sit down, Lisa.
Okay.
Sorry I'm here so late. I ran
into some traffic
on the way back from the city.
Yes, I'm sure that is what it
was.
So, are you going to get me a
glass?
You know that's my favorite?
Not tonight.
Are you joking?
What? I...
You said you had a panic attack
earlier.
And I just wondered if there is
something you wanted to share.
You seem so nervous.
I'm worried about you.
I blew it.
Okay? I fucked up the deal.
What?
You blew the deal?
Done.
What?
Wow.
Wait. Wait.
The arrangement we made is that
I would stay home
and watch the kids, and you
would close deals
and make money. You were
supposed to be the provider.
Are you really gonna go there?
You're a lousy husband and a
terrible father.
You're never here.
Now you're telling me that you
can't
even provide for our
family.
You are worthless.
I love you.
And that should count for
something. Right?
You love me?
-Yeah.
-Really?
If you love me so much, explain
those.
Go on.
You know, I thought that you had
purged yourself
of your juvenile,
self-destructive, propensities
but apparently I was wrong.
What are you talking about?
Shh.
My daughter is upstairs with the
children.
Ladies and gentlemen, it is my
great honor to introduce
to you the one, the only, the
talented,
Wesley and Samantha.
Take a good long look, you
asshole.
And then look me in the eyes.
Look me in the eyes and
tell me that you love me.
No. No. No. No. Wait.
Tell me that you think I should
get my priorities straight.
Clara, I...
Oh, what? Do you have something
to say?
I fucked up, okay. But, this
didn't mean anything.
And where did you get these
pictures?
Um, they were sent to me.
It was you.
Not me.
Bullshit. If it wasn't you, who
else was it?
You know, I can smell his stink
on you all the way over here.
Look, I don't know what you
think that you know.
Richard Warren, Lis.
How could you do it?
After all I've given you, after
all I've done for you.
Done for us.
You've been berating him since
the second
he walked in the door.
And actually, he's been a better
father and more of a man
in this house than you've ever
been.
(Richard laughs)
This is nice.
This is just beautiful.
Let me tell you something.
Your new best friend here,
is a fucking murderer.
Yeah. Go ahead.
Why don't you tell her what you
do to nice old ladies
when they effect business?
Why don't you tell her about
Patty Buckingham?
Remember her?
Patty Buckingham died because of
you.
I'm so sorry, daddy.
I promise you I will never do
anything like this again.
-I'll never do...
-It's too late for that now.
No no no no no...
But, I'm daddy's little girl.
Remember?
Nobody knows you like I do.
Remember how good we used to be?
Nobody makes you feel the way I
make you feel.
Everybody is going to be so
jealous,
they're going to wish that they
were you. Okay?
Thank you, but
I think I'm going to take you
back to Scranton.
No no no...
Bullshit. I'm not the one that
had an eight year sentence.
That woman was frozen for weeks
before the construction team
came in and tore the whole
thing down.
Remember that?
You were the one who told me to
turn the heat on.
I was just following your stupid
fucking instructions.
Look at me. Huh.
It wasn't me, it was you.
You told me to do--
Fucking look at me.
Eight years of my life down the
drain for what?
So you could split your time
between the city
and the Hamptons? So you could
surround yourself
with your fancy cars and your
stupid fucking clothes. Huh?
You left me to fucking rot.
Your own family. I could rip
your fucking heart out.
David, calm down. Okay. You're
scaring me.
I'm scaring you?
I thought that's how you liked
it.
Oh.
Oh, excuse me.
I almost forgot the best part.
The whole reason why I came
here,
I fucked your wife.
Yeah. Outside in the back yard.
Broad daylight.
You know, I liked doing the yoga
thing
and being daddy for your kids,
that was real nice.
No, it was. It was great. Don't
be hurt.
I had to fuck you. I had to fuck
you so I could fuck him.
(David laughs)
I'm gonna go get some desert.
You fucked my brother?
Mmmm.
He's convinced that David is
bad. Do-dah-do-dah!
Turns out the guy is pretty rad.
Do-dah-do-dah!
It's okay if he stays mad.
Do-dah-do-dah!
Because our uncle is awfully
cool.
(clapping)
Yay!
You fucked my brother!
I'll kill you.
I'd like to see you try.
Woah!
You planned this all along. You
wanted this to happen.
Now you're catching on.
Cock sucker, you think you can
come in to my home?
My home and take my family.
Let me tell you something.
I'll make you disappear before
that happens.
You done yet?
I think I'm gonna be sick.
Fuck.
It's a really nice night out.
I'm going to eat my pie on the
back deck.
Fuck.
Fuck!
Fuck!
Is it going to be like that you
fuck?
Are you enjoying this?
Oh!
Oh shit! No! Fuck! Fuck!
No. Stop stop stop. No...
You fuck! You broke my nose!
Son of a bitch.
-Go on. Admit it.
-Fuck you.
-Come on. Admit it.
-Fuck you.
All right.
Fuck. What the fuck?
Oh, what's that?
Get the fuck off of me.
What's that? What's that?
You smell that?
No, don't do that.
-That's your wife's cunt.
-Fuck.
(laughs)
Fuck you.
You remember this one?
(hawks mucus)
Don't you fucking dare. Don't
you fucking dare!
Just admit it. Admit it and I'll
leave.
Okay! Fine it was me. All right!
Yeah, it was my idea to send you
off to turn off the heat, okay.
It was fucking me.
Fuck!
(laughs)
Okay.
(spits)
Your wife was a good fuck.
Enjoy my scraps.
So this is the real you?
Yup.
(zipper zips up)
(engine starts)
(door slams shut)
I'm fucking out of here.
(engine starts)
(engine stops)
You ready for your sandwich?
No.
I thought you'd like my chicken
salad.
You always said that the grapes
and almonds taste really great.
I'm sorry I'm not singing the
praises
of your chicken salad,
dad.
How are you so calm and jolly
right now?
Your wife was cheating on you.
I wish I could have been a fly
on the wall when she
showed him those photos I sent.
Must have been priceless. I'll
bet he cried.
It was you?
Don't look so repulsed.
Remember, that was my wife he
was schtooping.
Dad!
It's just the way the real world
works.
Dad, that's pathetic.
It's no big deal.
I don't want any part in it.
Eat your sandwich, you'll feel
better.
You know what, don't be so
pleased with yourself,
because they stayed together.
Yeah.
(kids playing)
We'll take the horses away.
Right.
Guys, we need to sell this house
sooner rather than later.
And I'm late to meet my client.
Hey, Richard, I need you to get
this place cleaned up so I can
show it this next week.
Can you handle that?
I got it. Right? I got it.
I got it.
Good.
Thanks.
All right, kids. Mommy's off to
work.
-Bye!
-Bye, mommy!
Bye, mommy.
Love you, guys.
(light piano music)
(birds chirping)
(classical piano music)
(sound of bird crashing
into window)
Is everything okay?
Samantha...
Sweetie...
Samantha, sweetie...
Yes, yes, everything is fine,
okay?
Everything's gonna be just fine.
Oh my god...
Your mommy loves you
so much.
I love you, okay?
- Everything's --
- Mommy?
Yes?
Sorry. Why don't you go play...
play with your brother.
Okay?
(giggling)
(crying)
(sighs)
(light ambient music)
Yeah.
(exhales)
(cell phone ringing)
(cell phone ring tone)
Yeah.
Hey, um...
I just had the most
horrible morning.
What happened?
Well, all of our flowers
are dead and
the most beautiful little bird
just crashed into the window.
Oh, sound like, really, castles
burning over there.
Did the bird break
the window?
No, but that's...I mean, that's
not the point.
I just watched the most
beautiful creature die.
(woman laughing)
(sound of woman sighing
over the phone)
Richard?
(sound of woman's voice
over the phone)
I gotta go. I'm working on
something big.
Come here.
(somber piano music)
(cell phone dropping to floor)
(quietly) Son of a bitch.
That son of a bitch bastard!
(sighs)
Samantha?! Wesley?!
Grab your laptops and a
change of clothes!
We're going for a ride!
Okay, come on, come on.
Okay guys, come on.
Alright.
Where are we going, mommy?
We'll find out when
we get there.
Now, hop in the car please.
Hop in the car.
Thank you.
(piano music continues)
(engine starting)
(ominous music)
What's going on, mommy?
(truck engine revving)
Uh, don't worry. Everything's
gonna be fine, sweetie.
(truck engine stops)
Um, can I help you?
Yeah, does a guy named
Richard Warren live here?
Yeah, he does, but he's not
here right now
and this is a really bad time,
so...
I need to see him.
What is it about, anyway?
The pool guy came by
on Wednesday.
Ha, yeah. Cute.
Yeah, I'm not the pool guy.
I'm Richard's brother.
David?
In the flesh.
You must be his wife.
Yes, um...
We're in a hurry,
we got to go, so...
He'll be back in a few hours.
Oh, yeah, no problem.
I'll...I'll come back later.
Yeah.
(truck engine turning over)
Piece of shit won't start. Uh...
This is boring.
Yeah, what's taking so long?
Look, why don't you guys just
play in the backyard.
Alright, guys. You guys go play.
Yay!
Alright...
(sound of kids screaming)
Oh...guys...
Aw, look at this poor guy.
It's so sad.
And gross.
He must not have
seen the glass.
You guys okay?
Samantha, Wesley,
this is your Uncle David.
Our dad says you're
a deliquent.
Samantha!
Sorry.
I've been called worse.
What do you guys say
we go and give our friend
here a proper burial?
Let's bow our heads.
We join here today to...
honor a very brave
and daring bird.
While none of us knew you
personally, we acknowledge
that you brought
us here together.
May you rest peacefully and
be remembered fondly
by all your...
bird friends.
A moment of silence.
(sighs)
You guys have anything you
want to say?
Goodbye, Mr. Bird.
You had awfully pretty colors.
It's sad to see you go.
Goodbye, Mr. Bird.
Thanks...for this.
Do you wanna...
come inside and have
an iced tea?
Sounds great.
Hey guys, let's go inside, okay?
Kid's okay by themselves
in the pool?
Yeah. They're both actually
really great swimmers.
I taught them myself.
Uh, here. Hold my beer.
I think you got
a tick on you.
- What?
- Here, hold my beer.
- Oh, thank you.
- I think you got a bug on you
or something.
- Oh, where?
It's okay.
(ominous tense music)
Can you get it?
I thought it was a tick.
You're fine.
You gonna help her put on
suntan lotion, too?
Look who it is.
(ominous music continues)
Since when do
you drink beer?
What do you care?
What, are you jealous?
Hm?
What? I thought she had
a bug on her.
(scoffs)
A bug.
Yeah.
(long sigh)
It's been a long time.
Not long enough.
Come on. I'll give you
the tour.
Not bad for a guy from
Staten Island.
Yeah, she seems great.
You like being married?
Don't powder my asshole
little brother.
Okay. And do me a favor.
Save the suspense and tell me
why the fuck are you here?
So, we're just not
gonna play nice?
(scoffs)
No, uh...guess I don't
see the point.
Come upstairs.
What are you doing
wearing my shorts?
Clara insisted.
Hey.
You know I can't
have you here.
This is fucked up. You barge in
here outta nowhere?
You gotta get the fuck outta
here. What, do you need money?
Here. Take the fucking money.
Take it.
No? Take the fucking money.
Don't want the money. Okay.
Give me a call tomorrow.
We'll talk about it.
Make an excuse and get
the fuck out of here.
But, please don't
involve my family.
Huh, little brother? Please?
That's really sweet of you.
Problem is my truck
won't start.
Looks like you're stuck
with me for a while.
Fuck!
I think it's really
beautiful, dad.
I love the detail right there.
What do you think, Lis?
I think it's nice so long as you
don't hang it in my house.
If you think it's you're house
then you're fucking delusional.
Im kidding. Jesus,
what is your problem?
Dad, you know who would actually
really love this is Clara.
She was so upset about her
hydrangeas dying.
You really think so?
I do, I think she's really
appreciate it.
It'd be a really sweet gift.
I really don't want to
go over there today.
Come on. It'll be my good
deed for the year.
And you don't have to come.
Quite a house you've got here.
Yeah, we just moved
into this little cottage.
You still in the
building business?
Yup.
But I'm not flipping Brownstones
anymore, little brother.
I moved on to
greener pastures.
Well, hopefully nobody had to
die to facilitate that.
(door opens)
Don't start.
So I know you're
dying to tell me,
what are you doing
these days?
I build buildings, David.
Big skyscrapers.
Actually, I start work
on a high rise.
Waterfront Tower in Manhattan.
My firm just secured
an option on the land.
Really, things are running
smoothly with it?
You see, little brother,
if this deal goes through
the sky's the limit.
And you might wanna start
thinking where else
you wanna own some
real estate, honey.
I was thinking maybe...
the Caribbean.
Not if you don't
close the deal.
I gotta use the bathroom.
(sighs)
He's wearing my swim trunks.
Take out the garbage
while you're out.
I swear he comes
into my home...
Hello there, neighbor.
Ah, fuck.
Hi. What's up with you folks?
My dad's got a little something
he wants to show you guys.
Really. What do you got there,
Harold?
Oh just a little something.
It won't fill the void
of your hydrangeas
but hopefully
it will help.
Hydrangeas?
Clara, I know we
can't save your flowers.
So I hope that maybe
this would help.
Oh wait. Wait. There.
-For me?
-Yes.
Thank you so much.
That's so thoughtful.
I feel so special.
Hey, remember that "Vagina
Monologues" scene you
always talked about?
Well congratulations, Harold.
You make feminist art.
He worked really
hard on that and
I'm sorry but what do you know
about feminist art?
I'm trying to understand.
I mean, you come over here
with a painting for my wife,
trying to cheer her up because
the flowers died.
It looks like a twat.
Well now who's vagina is that?
Is that my wife's vagina?
Richard, I realize that you see
female parts in this painting.
But, in essence,
a flowers does have elements
of female sexuality.
It's a twat.
I love it. It's beautiful.
Thank you.
I just gotta figure out
where to hang it.
Mommy, what's a twat?
Oh, good job, Richard.
Well done.
Sweetie.
I see you're still spending all
your money on clothes.
Would you leave him alone?
That's fine, we can't all be
high rollers.
They must have had a clearance
sale at the Salvation Army.
His clothes are fine.
Would you shut up?
It's okay, I can handle it.
See, it's a joke.
Okay?
I was kidding.
-So the kids upstairs?
-Watching a movie.
Good.
So...
(clears throat)
I'm surprised you
contacted me.
Not even going to get into all
that crap in your truck.
And that's my parking spot.
I'm here to make
up for lost time.
(laughs)
Lost time?
Why now?
Why not now?
You're my brother.
What does it matter?
Oh, you wouldn't believe it.
I hate this. I'm in trouble.
Oh.
(laughs)
What kind of trouble?
Look, I'm not going to get into
the specific details
because I know you
really don't care.
But that truck and
everything in it
that's all I have
to my name.
Just...for a place to stay
for a little while.
Just to get my head above water.
Not forever.
Just...just for a little while.
Please.
-Yeah.
-Absolutely not.
This is insane.
Wait, I'm sorry.
What's so insane about helping
your brother?
Please.
Please, man.
You're my brother and I got
nowhere to go.
You're my hero,
you always have been.
I-I love you.
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
One night. That's it.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
(announcer on radio) Hello, and
welcome to News Hour
on the BBC World Service.
We're coming to you live from
London, I'm James Coomarasamy.
On today's program there has
been a catastrophic...
(radio clicks off)
(light piano music)
Are you nuts?
What?
Why would you agree to
let him stay here?
(quietly)
Lower your voice.
I'm not lowering anything. This
is my house for Christ's sakes!
Lower your voice,
the kids are still sleeping.
Fine, fine,
I'll lower my voice.
But, I can't believe
you did this.
He's your brother, he came
here asking for help.
That's right, he's my brother.
I should be the one
making the call.
Right, because that's a lesson
you want to teach your kids.
How to treat your
family like crap.
I mean you just keep
pushing and pushing.
For the life of me I just
don't understand why.
In the middle of the biggest
business deal of my career.
The fact is that I know David
and you don't.
And let me tell
you something.
That guy is a bloodsucker.
Well, I believe in
helping family.
Especially in times of need.
And it's just too
bad you don't.
(cell phone rings)
Yeah, what is it?
You have your meeting with
Jordan Silverman at noon.
I remember.
Yes, all the paperwork is in my
folder. I triple checked.
Hey, did Silverman send over
his latest comments
on the proposed
settlement sheet?
Yes he did, sir.
Get them to me immediately.
Okay?
You have that meeting with the
investor today?
Yes, Miss Nosey Parker.
Hey, this is a big deal.
You need to go over those
comments several times
before you walking
into that meeting.
Hey, don't worry.
I got this.
Now. If David is going to stay
here, he's gotta get a job.
So either you tell
him or I will.
I'll tell him.
It's almost like you're
on his side.
You better get your
priorities straight.
I gotta take a shower. I need to
clear my mind for this meeting.
Just be sure to go
over his comments.
You need to be informed.
Harold? Anybody home?
Oh, hey. What's up?
You promised to take me to
breakfast two hours ago.
Has it really been that long?
Let me know where
the spaceship
drops you off and
picks you up, okay?
Dad, be sensitive.
Baby's hungry.
Do I really have to take this?
Would you cool it, kiddo?
Listen, I'm gonna
to go because
I don't really want to
wait any longer.
Wait a minute. I'll be ready
in a minute.
-Don't bother.
-Give me a break.
I just have one
question for you. Why?
I mean other than the obvious.
Would you stop? I'm not going to
have this conversation again.
She's worthless, dad.
And you are...
I-I don't know what you are.
Kiddo, what do you say you and
me hit the beach?
It's been a while since
we've done anything
just the two of us.
You know, yeah actually I
would've loved to do that.
But, you always make me feel
like such an afterthought.
So, maybe some other time.
What are you doing down there?
Fixing my truck.
Do you know what's
wrong with it?
Yes, ma'am. The ignition wire is
loose from the starter.
Anything we could do to help?
Huh, can you get me a beer?
Hey, guys.
Wait. Am I hallucinating?
What...
What are you guys doing?
Hey, guys,
thanks for the beers.
(laughs)
Mmmm.
Oh, that hit's the spot.
Hey, there.
-You want a beer?
-Sure.
Hey, when you get cleaned up,
I want to show you
something inside.
Great. I gotta go clean up.
Who is going to race me
to the back yard?
-Me!
-Me!
I'm gonna beat you,
I'm gonna beat you.
A little early for a beer, no?
Hey. Sorry. What?
No judgement.
(cell phone rings)
Oh shit.
(camera click)
(groans)
Someone thinking
impure thoughts?
Oh, yeah. Promise not to tell?
Morning. Was there something you
wanted to show me?
Yes, I have a copy of Dan's
classifieds on the counter.
I highlighted all of
the job openings.
Thanks, but I beat you to it.
Gotta go see about a job.
Awesome.
Are you going to
go like that?
Yeah, just like this.
No, I got a clean shirt
in my truck.
Good luck.
I'd hire him.
(giggling)
Yes, give it to me. Fuck me!
Yeah!
(camera click)
Ahhh...
Oh, yeah!
You're on the birth control,
right?
Yes. For the thousandth time,
yes.
All right, I got the meeting.
You gotta go.
I'm not a prostitute, you know.
Be a little more respectful.
(snickering)
You're not a prostitute?
Like that picture you sent me
was pure class.
Fuck you.
Oh, that's funny. I just did.
Have a good meeting.
Fuck!
No no no no no...
Holy shit!
Fuck you!
(phone ringing)
Come on, god dammit. Answer the
phone.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah everything is fine.
Look, I need you to call
Silverman and push the
meeting to one P.M
Mr. Warren, your meeting is in
five minutes.
Something has come up and I
can't see him in five minutes.
All right.
You don't want to lose that
option.
Just do it, okay.
Okay. I'll call you back to
confirm.
Fuck
(snorts)
(cell phone rings)
Are we on for one o'clock?
I'm sorry but Mr. Silverman
can't meet you at that time.
Listen, you got to schedule it
for later on this afternoon.
I can't guarantee that.
No, no, I know you can guarantee
that, Vivian, but
you gotta promise me. You gotta
do this.
If not, listen, we're out of a
job.
Just kidding. Just kidding. Just
kidding. But, really promise me
you're gonna do this.
-Marco.
-Polo.
-Marco.
-Polo.
Marco.
Shhh.
No. No!
(laughter)
-Should she go in?
-Yeah!
(laughter)
-Yeah?
-Yeah!
Oh no, he's coming for you.
Marco.
(coughs)
(cell phone rings)
Yeah?
"Yeah?" You always answer the
phone like that?
Give me a break, Brad. It's been
a rough day.
What on Earth would compel you
to stop
the meeting ten minutes
before?
Something came up and I couldn't
get out of it.
All right, listen to me you cock
sucker. Okay?
Please just reschedule the
meeting because without
Silverman's investment we are
screwed.
Don't worry. I know this guy.
He's a sure thing.
This is just a little hiccup.
Fuck the hiccups, just get it
done.
Uh oh. What if it's girls
against boys?
Oh no, girls against boys.
(cell phone rings)
Yeah, Vivian. Did he call back?
Yes, we just got off the phone.
You're on for Monday at noon.
Good, good, that's great news.
Mr. Stoker wants an explanation
about why
you pushed the
meeting in the first place.
I had a family emergency.
Yeah, I'm fine. Everything is
fine. I got to go.
Richard, why are you here?
I had a flat tire, screwed up my
entire day.
You should have called me.
Well, I didn't little brother.
So, what happened with the
meeting?
I changed it to Monday.
Did they get your comments on
the proposed settlement sheet?
Is the project still happening?
The guy called me after I left.
Apparently, he had
a family emergency or
something.
You know, I'm going to go lay
down. Okay.
Wait, Richard. I just heard you
tell Vivian that
you had a family emergency.
What?
Just now.
No, no I don't think so.
Well, I'm certain that you did.
If you didn't have your meeting,
where have you been all this
time?
Didn't you hear what I just
said?
I had a flat tire!
I had a flat tire.
Sorry, sorry, sweetie.
I'm sorry, okay. Dad is a little
crazy and...
I'm sorry, sweetie. He's just
being grumpy. Sorry.
Hey, can you show me that
cannonball?
Okay.
The sexual exploitation of
young girls.
If somebody asked you what your
job description was,
what would you tell them?
(Spanish speaking)
I was thinking, you've been so
generous I'd
to contribute by taking care of
dinner tonight.
Oh, that's really sweet.
But, no you don't have to do
that.
I want to.
Oh, boy. Forget about spending
your last nickels and dimes
on dinner for us.
Big shot. What are you still
doing here?
Huh? You need to find a job.
(laughs)
What are you laughing about?
(laughs)
Are you laughing at me in my own
house?
I'm not laughing at you?
Calm down.
I'm not laughing at you, bro.
Find a fucking job.
Was he always wound so tight?
Yeah, pretty much.
Richard has always been soft, I
feel bad for the guy.
He really got picked on and
bullied at school.
Dad was always hard on him
because he was so soft.
What he needed was a mom. She
was never there.
I never met either of your
parents.
Yeah, they've both been gone for
a while.
I'm so glad you're really
applying
yourself at finding a
job.
(laughs)
Seriously though, I'll devote
some time to it later today.
Yeah, I bet you will.
Here, join me.
-Yoga?
-Yeah, come on.
-Follow me.
-All right.
Push up.
That's right.
Can I ask you a question?
I've never understood why people
ask if they can ask questions.
Just ask it.
Are you happy?
I mean, it's hard not to be
happy here.
Yeah, but...
are you satisfied?
That's kind of a weird question
to ask your brother's wife.
Don't you think?
No, I mean I'm really fortunate.
I live a life of abundance, I
have a lot of nice things.
I'm blessed with two beautiful
children.
There's something you're not
saying.
I can see it in your eyes.
Okay, I miss my career.
Wow. What kind of work were you
in?
Commercial real estate. That's
how I met Richard.
And now you're a full time yoga
guru.
-Here. Open.
-What?
Spread.
No, I mean, look.
When I found out I was pregnant
with Samantha,
I realized how important it was
for me to be a mother.
I knew I had to devote myself
one-hundred percent
so I could give my children more
than what I had.
I wanted them to wake up in
a house where they
knew they always had at least
one parent around
to turn to.
Someone to talk to, someone to
help them with their homework.
So, I made a big sacrifice.
Of course, Richard was thrilled
to find he had a stay at home
wife and mommy for the kids. So
that was that.
I went from being a carnivore in
the shark tank to
playing Suzie Homemaker.
I'll tell you, I was good at
what I did though.
Like really good.
You do say so yourself.
And I don't know why I'm tell
you any of this.
Sorry.
Don't be. It's nice talking to
you.
Thanks.
Hey.
I'm going to head to town.
And you, mister, are giving me a
ride.
Is that right?
Yes.
-Can we take a rain check?
-Yes. Of course.
Go have fun. For sure.
Come on.
Where are we going?
-I have a surprise.
-Oh? After you.
So my friend's dad is super
chill
and he owns a restaurant.
So I'm going to go in and just
talk you up big time.
You just have to come in and be
polite
and say you have experience.
I've got a better idea.
Let's say: "fuck it" and go have
some fun.
Nobody finds a job in the first
few days anyway.
David, no.
No, I told Clara I'd help you
get a job.
You don't have to tell Clara.
You know what?
You're here, you should probably
see the beach.
Adults eat one meal a day.For
children, this is lunch.
Crushed dry beans have little
nutrient value, but it
fills the stomach. If they're
lucky,
they might get dinner too.
We tell the children that we're
cooking dinner,
actually we're just boiling
leaves.
(door bell chimes)
(door bell chimes)
(haunting piano music)
(exhales)
(clears throat)
(cell phones rings)
So where the fuck is he?
Mr. Silverman sends his
apologies, sir.
But, he can't meet you today
after all.
What? Why not?
He's had a family emergency,
sir. He just called in.
For Christ's sake. Did he
at least fax over a signed copy
of the final settlement sheet?
No, he didn't.
You call his secretary, get
that much accomplished, Vivian.
Fuck!
Fuck! Fuck!
(soft piano music)
How long are you in town for
again?
Depends on King Richard.
What's that mean?
I guess I'm supposed to love
Richard because he's my brother
but I don't like the guy.
I know he feels the same way.
Why don't you like each other?
I won't say anything.
Seriously.
Hey.
Oh, you're going to get it.
-Wanna play, dad?
-Not today, sweetie.
(cell phone rings)
It'll be fun.
Bradley.
Hey, Warren, let's forget the
pleasantries for tonight. Okay?
Has the meeting been
rescheduled?
No, it hasn't bee rescheduled
so...
Reschedule the meeting, asshole.
Okay.
So help me god you better
fucking reschedule that
meeting because without
Silverman's investment,
you cock sucker,
all right, we're done. You and I
both know that.
You understand me?
Look, I'm going to get it.
Okay, I promise.
I promise I'm going to get the
money.
Had a family emergency.
You fucks and your family
emergencies.
You better have that money wired
into the account
by the end of Wednesday.
If you fail, we fail.
We lose the option and we go
under.
Please tell me, for god's sake,
you son of a bitch,
that you fucking understand.
Say it!
I know that, Bradley. I know
that.
You think got this far by just
guessing?
Shit.
Who wants pizza?
I do.
I'm so hungry I could eat
a horse.
I was about to make dinner but
now I don't have to.
Thanks.
I'm going to go outside and get
daddy.
You guys get started.
Cheese or pepperoni?
-Cheese!
-Cheese!
All right, all right.
Hey, David brought pizza.
I don't wanna talk right now.
Okay?
I wanna be left alone.
You have to eat.
Okay, I'll just assume you don't
want to be with your family.
Fine.
Dig in there's plenty.
Thank you. I'm starving.
Where's Richard?
He is not joining us.
I swear, on nights like this I
feel like I have three children.
Guy's gotta eat. I'll go talk to
him.
-How is it?
-Good.
(sighs)
Shit.
I know it's not easy
having me here.
But, if you'll just admit what
you did, I'm willing to leave.
Put all this behind us.
Blow it out your ass.
You know what, um...
I'm gonna go back inside and
enjoy some time with
my extended family.
You can sit out here and
think I'm the cause
of all your problems, but...
No one in there seems to mind
that I'm here.
Everybody loves you more
than me.
But they don't know you
little brother.
They don't have the
slightest clue.
If you don't watch out,
someone's gonna come along
and take it all away.
Are you threatening me,
you little cocksucker?
No. I'm just telling you
like it is.
(scoffs)
Thanks for the advice, prick.
(birds chirping)
Can we talk?
What's the point?
I...owe you an apology.
This is a first.
You know I've been...
stressed out with the deal
and I haven't been
myself lately.
Anything else?
Hey. I admit it, okay?
Okay.
I mean, you won't open up.
You won't tell me
what's going on, so...
I know...I know, it's --
(laughs)
It's just that...you know it's
hard for me to express
my feelings.
I don't care about
your feelings.
I care about this deal.
What's holding it up?
You haven't gotten us into any
kind of trouble, have you?
No, no, no. Of course not.
I, look, look. I swear...
(Clara scoffs)
(Richard scoffs)
You know what?
I'm gonna head into the city.
I got some paperwork to do
at the office.
Right.
You must think I was born
yesterday.
Just go.
And close that fucking deal!
(shower running)
You look beautiful.
Thanks for noticing.
I made reservations at
Bobby Vans.
For when?
We can go over there
as soon as you're
finished gettin' ready.
I wish I could, but I...I can't.
Why not?
I have a...an appointment with
Dr. Schneider. In the city.
-When?
-Three.
So you're, uh, staying at the
apartment.
Yeah.
You keep acting like this,
you're gonna have to
get a spanking.
(spanks Lisa's butt)
Have a good day.
(music)
Were you followed here?
- No. What's going on?
- Huh?
Did you check the mirrors
like I told you?
Yeah. What's the
matter with you?
Are your phone's password
protected?
Are you high? Why are you so
paranoid?
Listen to me...listen to me.
Have you said anything
to Harold, or has he said
anything to you? Or Nicola?
Zero, zero, zero.
Okay, listen, come on.
I'll tell you in the room, okay?
(music)
Richard, I don't want to sit in
a hotel room all day.
I want to go play outside!
Jesus Christ.
What's the matter with you?
Something is not right, okay?
So, come on in.
Can you please come on in?
Come on, come on. Chop, chop.
(makes smooching sound)
(music)
I'll take some photos for
you guys.
(Clara laughs softly)
It'll be just like doin' it.
Perfect.
Ah. Oh yeah, that's nice.
There you go, yeah.
[Nicola]: Now I'll give you a
cat cow pose.
You had me doing the yoga.
[Clara]: Give me the cat cow.
Come on.
[Nicola]: This is a cat.
[David]: I guess I'll get some
side shots.
Alright.
[David]: Yeah, yeah.
[Clara]: Oh, how about a
partner thing?
[David]: Oh yeah. That's nice.
Yay!
(laughs)
[David]: Yeah, that's good.
Straighten your back.
It hurts so good.
(laughs)
(kissing sounds)
(heavy breathing)
Yeah. Yeah, you got it,
big boy.
You're gonna get really hard.
You're gonna fuck me
really hard.
(heavy breathing)
(masturbating himself )
Yes. You got it buddy.
You got it buddy.
You're a winner.
You're a winner.
Please stop talking.
(heavy breathing)
Bring your eyes to close.
Focus on your breath.
Clear your mind of any
distractions.
Clear your mind of the
world around you.
Focus on yourself.
Focus on your breath.
Thank yourself for committing
to this practice.
Thank yourself for your breath.
You are the center of
your own universe.
(cell phone ringing)
- Who's Vivian?
- Oh, come on. Gimme.
Talk to me, Vivian.
Good news all around.
I just got off the phone with
Mr. Silverman's secretary.
You're set to meet tomorrow
at noon. Same place.
What about the final settlement
sheet?
Did he sign it and fax it?
Said they'd get it to us by
end of the day.
Beautiful. Beautiful.
Beautiful!
Thank you, Vivian.
(sigh of relief)
Meeting is rescheduled.
Mmmm...
I'm curious.
[David]: What initially
attracted you to my brother?
(Clara chuckles)
I wonder that myself sometimes.
He goes after what he wants.
When I met Richard,
I saw success.
I found that sexy.
What about you? What revs
your engine?
That depends. I find all kinds
of women beautiful.
Like Nicola?
(chuckles)
Yeah, of course.
But..I can't date her.
I'm broke.
She's way too young for you.
Yeah, uh...yeah.
Okay, and she's really, really
unbalanced.
Yeah, of course. That's...that's
what I meant.
-Look...
-Nothing's happened.
Okay, good.
(chuckles)
I mean, technically you're both
adults.
I love her. I think she's
wonderful.
I love her to death.
I just...
She's an emotional
basket case and,
I don't want her to get hurt.
Me neither.
Cool.
Alright, Let's go back.
Hey!
Hey! Perfect day for a run!
(laughs)
Yeah, glorious!
Hey, listen, um...
Just so you know,
I'm gonna talk to your daughter
to see if she can take my kids
to your place, and baby sit for
the evening.
We're in desperate need of
some adult time
at the Warren house.
(laughs)
I'm sure you are.
So, does that work for you?
Sure. You guys have a nice time.
Okay. Thank you so much.
(snorting)
(light percussion music)
I'm under a lot of stress.
Yeah, no kidding.
Even if I book this deal...
No, when I book this deal,
David's gonna be at my house
when I get there.
(snorts)
He's still here?
- Oh, I didn't tell you?
- Mm, mm.
He's moved in indefinitely!
It's a fuckin' nightmare!
Worst part...
is that Clara and the kids
is that Clara and the
kids adore him.
Why don't you just throw
him out?
It's not that simple.
(cell phone ringing)
Hi. I was just about to
call you.
How's painting?
[Harold on phone speaker]:
Marvelous. Simply marvelous.
You know what? Lis...
I...I think I'm really starting
to get a handle on color and
emotional tone.
Truthfully, I understand it.
That is so amazing, I...
I really want to talk about
this, but I...I'm...
I'm right in the
middle of something,
so I can't talk right now.
[Harold on speaker]:
Nicola's watching the children
from our place tonight.
Apparently, The Warrens need
to have some adult time.
Who knows what's really going
on over there?
Are you...are you sure that's
a good idea?
I mean especially since that
animal treated you so badly
the last time that
we were there.
[Harold on speaker]:
It doesn't bother me that
Richard gets all huffy puffy.
The guy's horrendously
insecure.
Hurry up and get your
butt back here,
we're gonna have a great
time tonight.
(chuckling)
(cell phone ringing)
Oh, come on!
(cell phone vibrating)
- Hey, how's it goin'?
- Hi.
Richard has been blowing
up your phone.
(cell phone vibrating)
Hello.
Why haven't you answered
my calls?
Uh, I was busy with David.
Busy with David?
I mean, I was on a run with
David and I left my phone.
We just got back.
Hold on, wait.
You called me. Why?
[Richard]: Why did you arrange
for the kids to stay with the
sitter tonight?
Oh, there's just been so much
tension around the house.
You know? I thought it would
be good to, clear the air.
(sound of Clara's voice
on cell phone)
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay. Okay.
I'll get some wine. Fine.
Okay, bye.
Uh, am I baby-sitting tonight?
- Yeah. Do you mind?
- It's fine.
Thank you.
Well, I'm gonna go for a dip.
So, you know where to find me.
(sighs)
- Hi.
- Hey.
(laughs)
Come here.
Come here.
(soft piano music)
(laughs)
Come on.
(piano music continues)
(nervous laughing)
This is a bad idea.
- Just for a second...
- No...
Come on.
I just want to kiss you
for a sec.
Just a second.
(both laughing)
[Nicola]: I'm timing you.
This is actually kind of weird.
Okay...
Jesus! Okay...
Mmmm...
Jesus! Okay...
This is too much.
- I don't --
- Shhh!
(muffled yelling)
Ow! Ah...
Fuck!
Oh my god.
What the fuck?...
You're gonna tease me now?
Fuck you!
I'm gonna take them over now.
Okay, cool.
Uh...call me if you need
anything.
Yeah, thank you.
Okay.
Come on, guys. Sleep over.
- Bye, guys.
- Bye, mom.
(Clara screaming)
(tense music)
Stop! Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop it! David!
Okay.
(David laughs)
(both moaning)
- Good to see you, sir.
- Mr. Warren.
I'm sorry we had such
difficulty connecting.
Summertime, family madness,
you know the drill.
Believe me, I know.
You've sent this to my
attorney?
Of course.
Looks good.
It's exactly what we've talked
about.
Excellent.
I will sign this and fax it over
as soon as I get the okay
from my lawyer.
And why isn't your lawyer here
today?
Sudden family emergency.
(both chuckle)
This is extremely time sensitive
Mr. Silverman.
You know, it's such a shame that
we weren't able to meet before.
I had my partner fly all the way
back from vacation in
Hong Kong with his family just
to meet you.
I'll give him your regards,
shall I?
Mr. Warren? You all right?
(Richard gasps for air)
Mr. Warren?
Can I get some help here please?
(Richard hyperventilates)
Don't feel bad.
-Crazy?
-That was crazy.
-It' wasn't crazy, it--
-It was fun.
It felt right.
How'd it go?
It was fine.
You don't look fine. What
happened?
-Richard, what happened?
-I don't know, Clara.
I don't know. Maybe I had a
panic attack or something.
So you didn't close?
What are you looking at me for?
The fuck are you still doing
here?
You blew it didn't you?
I know you did. I had a feeling
that you would.
No, I didn't necessarily blow
it.
You're telling me that you had a
flat tire
and now you're saying that you
had a panic attack.
-Yeah.
-That's ridiculous. Absurd.
Good god, Richard, would you
slow down?
(Richard laughs)
I'm gonna go change and then
fire up the grill.
I'm happy to handle the grill.
Hey.
Do not touch the meat.
I handle the meat in my house.
Okay.
I like mine medium rare.
(cell phone rings)
You have one unheard message.
Yes, Warren, guess who this is.
It's your former business
partner.
Money never made it into the
account.
And your boy Silverman has
fallen off
the face of the
planet.
So guess what, we're officially
bankrupt.
You mother fucker. I'm going to
come after you.
And I'm gonna find you and I'm
gonna put an ice pick
into the back of your head.
I'm going to watch you drop to
the ground,
I'm going to rip your eyes out,
I'm going to piss right
into both of your eye sockets,
you piece of shit, until
you are dead!
You fucked me!
Fuck!
You coming in?
No, I'm going to wait for
Lisa. We have to talk.
Okay. I'm going to upstairs with
the kids.
What is this all about?
What, I can't just request to
have a dinner
without the kids around.
No, no, no, no, no...
Never have a meeting without an
agenda.
Excuse me?
That's what you've always said.
You told me that. Remember?
So this is the meeting. What is
your agenda?
No agenda.
Why are you so nervous?
Is there something you want to
share?
What you doing out here?
Sit down, Lisa.
Okay.
Sorry I'm here so late. I ran
into some traffic
on the way back from the city.
Yes, I'm sure that is what it
was.
So, are you going to get me a
glass?
You know that's my favorite?
Not tonight.
Are you joking?
What? I...
You said you had a panic attack
earlier.
And I just wondered if there is
something you wanted to share.
You seem so nervous.
I'm worried about you.
I blew it.
Okay? I fucked up the deal.
What?
You blew the deal?
Done.
What?
Wow.
Wait. Wait.
The arrangement we made is that
I would stay home
and watch the kids, and you
would close deals
and make money. You were
supposed to be the provider.
Are you really gonna go there?
You're a lousy husband and a
terrible father.
You're never here.
Now you're telling me that you
can't
even provide for our
family.
You are worthless.
I love you.
And that should count for
something. Right?
You love me?
-Yeah.
-Really?
If you love me so much, explain
those.
Go on.
You know, I thought that you had
purged yourself
of your juvenile,
self-destructive, propensities
but apparently I was wrong.
What are you talking about?
Shh.
My daughter is upstairs with the
children.
Ladies and gentlemen, it is my
great honor to introduce
to you the one, the only, the
talented,
Wesley and Samantha.
Take a good long look, you
asshole.
And then look me in the eyes.
Look me in the eyes and
tell me that you love me.
No. No. No. No. Wait.
Tell me that you think I should
get my priorities straight.
Clara, I...
Oh, what? Do you have something
to say?
I fucked up, okay. But, this
didn't mean anything.
And where did you get these
pictures?
Um, they were sent to me.
It was you.
Not me.
Bullshit. If it wasn't you, who
else was it?
You know, I can smell his stink
on you all the way over here.
Look, I don't know what you
think that you know.
Richard Warren, Lis.
How could you do it?
After all I've given you, after
all I've done for you.
Done for us.
You've been berating him since
the second
he walked in the door.
And actually, he's been a better
father and more of a man
in this house than you've ever
been.
(Richard laughs)
This is nice.
This is just beautiful.
Let me tell you something.
Your new best friend here,
is a fucking murderer.
Yeah. Go ahead.
Why don't you tell her what you
do to nice old ladies
when they effect business?
Why don't you tell her about
Patty Buckingham?
Remember her?
Patty Buckingham died because of
you.
I'm so sorry, daddy.
I promise you I will never do
anything like this again.
-I'll never do...
-It's too late for that now.
No no no no no...
But, I'm daddy's little girl.
Remember?
Nobody knows you like I do.
Remember how good we used to be?
Nobody makes you feel the way I
make you feel.
Everybody is going to be so
jealous,
they're going to wish that they
were you. Okay?
Thank you, but
I think I'm going to take you
back to Scranton.
No no no...
Bullshit. I'm not the one that
had an eight year sentence.
That woman was frozen for weeks
before the construction team
came in and tore the whole
thing down.
Remember that?
You were the one who told me to
turn the heat on.
I was just following your stupid
fucking instructions.
Look at me. Huh.
It wasn't me, it was you.
You told me to do--
Fucking look at me.
Eight years of my life down the
drain for what?
So you could split your time
between the city
and the Hamptons? So you could
surround yourself
with your fancy cars and your
stupid fucking clothes. Huh?
You left me to fucking rot.
Your own family. I could rip
your fucking heart out.
David, calm down. Okay. You're
scaring me.
I'm scaring you?
I thought that's how you liked
it.
Oh.
Oh, excuse me.
I almost forgot the best part.
The whole reason why I came
here,
I fucked your wife.
Yeah. Outside in the back yard.
Broad daylight.
You know, I liked doing the yoga
thing
and being daddy for your kids,
that was real nice.
No, it was. It was great. Don't
be hurt.
I had to fuck you. I had to fuck
you so I could fuck him.
(David laughs)
I'm gonna go get some desert.
You fucked my brother?
Mmmm.
He's convinced that David is
bad. Do-dah-do-dah!
Turns out the guy is pretty rad.
Do-dah-do-dah!
It's okay if he stays mad.
Do-dah-do-dah!
Because our uncle is awfully
cool.
(clapping)
Yay!
You fucked my brother!
I'll kill you.
I'd like to see you try.
Woah!
You planned this all along. You
wanted this to happen.
Now you're catching on.
Cock sucker, you think you can
come in to my home?
My home and take my family.
Let me tell you something.
I'll make you disappear before
that happens.
You done yet?
I think I'm gonna be sick.
Fuck.
It's a really nice night out.
I'm going to eat my pie on the
back deck.
Fuck.
Fuck!
Fuck!
Is it going to be like that you
fuck?
Are you enjoying this?
Oh!
Oh shit! No! Fuck! Fuck!
No. Stop stop stop. No...
You fuck! You broke my nose!
Son of a bitch.
-Go on. Admit it.
-Fuck you.
-Come on. Admit it.
-Fuck you.
All right.
Fuck. What the fuck?
Oh, what's that?
Get the fuck off of me.
What's that? What's that?
You smell that?
No, don't do that.
-That's your wife's cunt.
-Fuck.
(laughs)
Fuck you.
You remember this one?
(hawks mucus)
Don't you fucking dare. Don't
you fucking dare!
Just admit it. Admit it and I'll
leave.
Okay! Fine it was me. All right!
Yeah, it was my idea to send you
off to turn off the heat, okay.
It was fucking me.
Fuck!
(laughs)
Okay.
(spits)
Your wife was a good fuck.
Enjoy my scraps.
So this is the real you?
Yup.
(zipper zips up)
(engine starts)
(door slams shut)
I'm fucking out of here.
(engine starts)
(engine stops)
You ready for your sandwich?
No.
I thought you'd like my chicken
salad.
You always said that the grapes
and almonds taste really great.
I'm sorry I'm not singing the
praises
of your chicken salad,
dad.
How are you so calm and jolly
right now?
Your wife was cheating on you.
I wish I could have been a fly
on the wall when she
showed him those photos I sent.
Must have been priceless. I'll
bet he cried.
It was you?
Don't look so repulsed.
Remember, that was my wife he
was schtooping.
Dad!
It's just the way the real world
works.
Dad, that's pathetic.
It's no big deal.
I don't want any part in it.
Eat your sandwich, you'll feel
better.
You know what, don't be so
pleased with yourself,
because they stayed together.
Yeah.
(kids playing)
We'll take the horses away.
Right.
Guys, we need to sell this house
sooner rather than later.
And I'm late to meet my client.
Hey, Richard, I need you to get
this place cleaned up so I can
show it this next week.
Can you handle that?
I got it. Right? I got it.
I got it.
Good.
Thanks.
All right, kids. Mommy's off to
work.
-Bye!
-Bye, mommy!
Bye, mommy.
Love you, guys.