Everyone Knows Every Juan (2025) Movie Script
Seriously, Alfred!
Should I always be Mr. Perfect?
Wow, Alfred.
You're the one at fault here.
Why do you make it sound
like I'm the problem?
You, problem? Isn't it true?
- You say I'm at fault.
- You gaslight me.
You're the one forgetting, Alfred.
Gaslight? I don't know what you mean!
Because You're really annoying!
You're always like this, Alfred.
You're the one at fault,
yet you raise your voice.
- Hello?
- Me? Raising my voice?
Just listen to yourself.
Whose fault was it?
- You're getting triggered.
- Me, really?
I am not! I'm frustrated...
Welcome to our humble home.
I apologize, it's a little worn-out.
- It goes in one ear and out the other.
- Whatever!
How could I know
the death anniversary would get moved?
Even the Captain's League
gets rescheduled every year!
Come on.
It's the same day as the fiesta.
How could you forget that, Alfred?
Be that as it may,
this is where I raised
and cared for my family.
That's Jacob. A wonderful kid.
My youngest, Raquel.
She's a real brain.
Perfect for being a lawyer.
Too bad she wasn't able
to take the bar exam.
Thing is, I ran out of phone credits.
I'm supposed to take care of that too?
Where's my phone?
- Wait there.
- Taste this.
It's bland. Needs more salt.
What's the PayCash password?
Beats me. You know nothing.
Come on! How am I supposed to order?
Take a wild guess!
Don't order at all maybe?
Let me do it.
Now you're being sarcastic.
So what if I am?
What's the password?
- Don't remember either?
- I don't care.
Alfred is Raquel's partner.
They fight like cats and dogs,
but I know
he loves my youngest very much.
It's bland. Needs more salt.
Who asked you?
Please.
Why is she so upset?
She's always upset.
Now I'm the villain.
You got credit?
Do we need the lechon today?
Who would eat it tomorrow?
Reunion is today.
Reunion?
I thought it was a death anniversary?
Same thing!
Anna's our house help.
Recommended by Rose.
She's nice enough,
though not the sharpest.
Anna, watch the stove!
Something's burning!
No!
By the way,
Anna.
Rose says she's vegan now.
Isn't she running for Councilor?
Is that allowed if she's from Vigan?
"Vegan"! As in only veggies!
Here, she said, "Tell Anna I'm non-dairy."
Tell her she's the gross one!
- Baby, where are you going?
- I need to change.
- I'm coming with you.
- What?
I'm sorry.
Things are always crazy here.
Has it been a year already?
Feels like you just left yesterday.
I hope that wherever you are,
you're in a good place.
Don't worry about us anymore, okay?
We're managing.
- But I hope...
- Baby!
What is it now, Alfred?
- The lechon's here!
- It's here!
Nice one, bros!
- Here we go.
- Okay.
- Okay, okay!
- Here it is.
- Let me help you.
- No, we got it.
Where should we put this?
Ramil and Roel are always
at each other's throats.
But when it comes to food,
they're as thick as thieves.
- Where?
- Right here.
- Sis, look.
- Life is easy
when you've got rich siblings!
Lechon left and right.
Wait.
Why don't I ask them to cover
the work day I skipped for this?
Seven hundred pesos is no joke.
Why would they care?
It's not something they can brag about.
Wow! This is exciting! Mouth-watering!
I'll stay here, by the fatty part.
- Hands off!
- Wow, Rose is so generous.
- I love it.
- Please, if you only knew!
She was stingy again.
Look, see?
She bought the skinniest pig.
- How is that skinny?
- Yeah!
It is!
At least she ordered early.
Unlike some
soup-brained person I know.
That's what I inherited from my sister.
I got smart.
Says who?
Did you know,
Raquel here was picked up
from the poop of a pig.
What time are the others coming?
They're all on the way.
Almost here.
Ramil!
Why did you stick your hand in?
Your hands are dirty!
But it's good, huh?
And he smells like armpits!
The stink that explodes on your face!
Anna, the Lord doesn't like rude mouths.
The Lord doesn't like
stinky people either.
Go shower.
You really are a Miraquel!
"Miraquel"?
So, that's your full name?
Because she's a miracle baby.
"Menopause baby" more like.
Give me a kiss.
You're all disgusting.
You can be such a girl.
I'm pretty sure I left some jewelry here.
Maybe it's still here.
Ma, where'd you put it, Ma?
Can't find it.
Ma, how about this TV, Ma?
Too obvious.
Hi, Ma!
Let me lie down for a bit.
What's that?
What's this?
Condoms, Ma?
Condoms?
With flavors, too! Damn!
I did nothing wrong. Nothing at all.
Tupe!
For those who don't understand,
maybe they just lack information.
Let's not forget
And let's admit, there's always a risk.
Our bodies don't all react
the same way to foreign bodies.
Now
When a decent doctor, like me
- Nino, move the car around, okay?
- Okay.
- I won't be long.
- Got it.
Tupe is my eldest.
He looks exactly like his father.
Especially before
all the plastic surgeries.
Geez.
Give me my phone.
The clients who ask for an X-deal
are the ones who get you into trouble!
Doc Tupe!
Doc Tupe, can we take a picture?
- I'm such a huge fan!
- Sure, come here.
Wacky shot, Doc Tupe, okay?
Doc Tupe, wacky face.
I was doing wacky.
Or maybe oppa pose. Oppa pose!
There we go! You look so handsome.
- Thanks.
- Thank you, Doc Tupe!
I didn't give
Elphie her multivitamin earlier.
So can you give it to her
during dinner?
And send me a pic, please?
Good morning, Doc!
Doc Tupe!
Can we have another photo, please?
- Here we go!
- Let's do a group shot.
Let's go here, by the flowers,
the leaves.
- For the aesthetics.
- How about here?
There we go!
- Thank you, Doc Tupe!
- Thank you!
- All right.
- Thanks.
Doc Tupe is so handsome.
So handsome!
- Let's go, let's go.
- Yeah.
I'll send the pics to you.
Here comes Josie.
Second eldest.
Notoriously frugal with money, like me.
That's my Rose.
My third child.
Rosalinda!
I thought of roses when I had her.
- Hey!
- Josie!
Yeah, it's me.
Give me some cash, please.
Driver's waiting, come on.
Only big bills on me.
Really? All big bills?
Yeah.
I saw your video, by the way.
Josie, not here!
Here it is.
Wow, thank you! Here you go!
She said to keep the change!
That's from Councilor!
- Hi! Hello!
- Thank you, ma'am!
Rosalinda Rose Sevilla, okay?
Number eight on the ballot!
That's enough. Let's go in.
Don't forget.
Save your vote buying for later.
Why are you in a hoodie?
Why do you look like that?
I'm hiding from Ruby.
What?
Tupe!
Josie?
What a fancy ride you've got!
Is your young chick a babe inside?
- Chickababe! You're too much!
- You're so funny.
- Rosalinda.
- Hello, Tupe.
Victoria's with Topher and Isabelle.
We're going camping later.
- That's nice!
- Of course.
Damn! This ride is next level!
This ride of yours!
That's not a car, Josie. Not a car.
Because there's a small bed,
a tiny bathroom.
It's like a mobile home.
- You know, I ordered lechon!
- Well...
I bought one!
- Me too.
- I ordered one!
We won't run out of lechon then!
- And I'm taking home the leftovers.
- Go ahead!
Hurry up. You can keep bragging
to each other upstairs.
Come on, Josie!
You still haven't changed.
- Still trashy.
- Listen to these two.
Well, Rosalinda,
how's your campaign going?
It's going really, really well!
Won't you connect me
with the celebrities you're working with?
We'll just do little silly dances,
like this.
For God's sake.
- His patients are washed up artists.
- Hey!
That reminds me
What's this about? Is it true?
- What Rica Mayores was saying about you.
- Oh, my God, yes! Tell us!
I saw it on my FYP too.
It came up.
- "FYP"?
- "FYP"?
- For You Page.
- Coming through!
Hey, Roel!!
Roel!
Didn't he hear me?
Still deaf.
Where is everybody?
Raquel!
- Anybody There! Raquel!
- Hi!
- How are you?
- I missed you.
You look so beautiful!
Please! Look at you!
So, how are the elites?
Is your rice made of gold?
And what's with the cap and shades?
Celebrity?
I told you, hiding from Ruby.
Why are you hiding?
I've been meaning to ask you.
I was holding back.
You guys broke up?
- Yeah. She betrayed me.
- Ruby?
What about Avelino?
What are you talking about?
Avelino was her first husband.
He's the original.
What Manuel?
That was ages ago.
He's Alice's dad.
So many others came after.
Like 500.
Then Josie got tired of hot dogs.
Switched to peanuts.
How do you like peanuts?
No difference at all.
Still a headache. Hurts my fingers too.
- Oh, God!
- Just gives me arthritis.
What's that smell?
- Adobo!
- Adobo!
Mama's recipe!
- Come on, come on.
- I just got hungry.
- I'll have a little bit of lechon.
- There's the lechon I ordered!
- Here's the adobo. Try it.
- Hi, Josie!
- They said
- Hiya, Alfred!
- Hi, Rose!
- That adobo smells amazing.
- Hello, Alfred!
- Miraquel! Miraquel!
Why did you lock
the downstairs bathroom?
We turned it into a storage room.
- What?
- We made it a storage room!
Don't shout!
Next time, don't lock
the bathroom downstairs, okay?
What if there's an emergency?
Unbelievable!
So hot-headed.
Ma. Ma, don't scare me, okay?
I just need to use the bathroom.
Ruel, that stinks!
What did you eat?
What are you doing here?
And why didn't you lock the door?
The lock's broken!
You're not circumcised yet?
What's it to you?
Besides, you're the carpenter.
Why couldn't you take care
of the repairs in Mama's house?
Why? Does Mama care
if the lock's broken or not?
She takes a crap in diapers!
Don't eat yet, hey! Wait for me!
Hey, let's wait for Roel.
Doesn't matter if it's circumcised or not.
What matters is it's clean.
It's Alfred's fault.
Pissed me off. He forgot to call.
I already told him
we might run out at Linda's!
Yes, their lechon is popular
because they sell cheap.
It's not that bad!
And it's our fiesta too.
Sorry, Tupe.
It's okay. At least we got one.
Hey, just chip in, okay?
Chip in for what?
Why is it leaking?
What? Do you still get your period?
No, I just checked something.
Why is it dripping?
Because it's the rainy season, right?
So the water's collecting in the ceiling.
Because our roof has holes.
You know what, the other day,
it rained briefly, about 15 minutes.
And a flood quickly rose outside.
Really?
Yes.
Poor you.
I think we need to renovate.
It's nothing to worry about.
Tomorrow I'll give you
Architect Lopez's number again. Okay?
We need a total assessment and, of course,
- check the structural
- Wow.
Structural integrity of the house.
- Lecture time!
- If we decide to proceed with renovation,
let's make it a bit modern,
so it looks nice.
I mean, especially if, who knows,
the media catches me visiting here.
But
How much will it cost?
Well, from what I can see,
probably around 1.5 million.
What?
- Who's paying for that?
- So expensive.
We'll talk about it.
The most important thing
is that the house is in order.
You've really gone numb, huh?
Look, it's leaking
and you don't even feel it?
- Me?
- From all your Botox.
- Get away from there.
- Even your scalp's gone numb.
Here. Here, bro.
- That's clean.
- Anna.
What's that for?
For scooping. Wiping.
Is there poop?
- She said "dripping" not dropping.
- My goodness.
Miraquel,
let's move to the dining room, okay?
Let's talk there.
We'll talk there.
- We need to talk?
- Yes.
- I got this.
- Okay, let's go, let's go.
Ramil!
What?
Hurry up and get dressed.
We'll talk in the dining room!
Yes, okay! Okay!
I'm coming!
Hey.
Looking good!
I don't understand all this fuss!
When Mama died,
we weren't even complete.
Then at the burial,
Josie,
she already lives nearby
and still, she was late.
Ruby and I were busy
with our business at the time.
Why do you keep bringing it up, Ramil?
What business? Monkey business?
Do you prefer doggy business?
You're too worked up!
Wait, isn't the death anniversary
tomorrow?
I told you, we moved the date!
No choice.
I have plans tomorrow, Alfred.
So I thought
we might as well do it today.
Just in time for the fiesta.
You know,
it actually works better, Alfred.
Hey, you'll support me, right?
Maybe it's better to celebrate
Mama's death in advance.
I'm sure Mama would understand.
Celebrate?
Maybe they're happy their Mama died.
Okay, Ms. Smart-mouth.
Here.
We have something to show you
that Miraquel found among Mama's things.
What is it?
This isn't Mama's official
last will and testament, okay?
- It's not a diary.
- What is it?
- A diary?
- I just told you, no!
If it's a list of debts
and we have to chip in again,
I swear, I'm leaving.
- Could you let me finish?
- Yes, of course.
- Read it.
- Can we proceed?
- Yes.
- Okay. Let's proceed.
Here we go.
Listen.
"My dear children,"
maybe,
by the time you read this,
if anyone reads it,
I hope and pray
that you'll all be together.
Complete.
Like when you were kids.
All of us under one roof,
laughing in the kitchen,
running around in the garden.
"Everyone getting along."
Tupe, this is for you.
"Tupe,
take care of your siblings, okay?
Take care of yourself too.
You are the eldest, but not at all times
"do you need to be the strong one."
- Josie, your turn.
- There, there.
Water?
"Josie, don't neglect your children."
I know it's hard being both
mother and father to them.
But I also know
you're the most resourceful.
Stay away from vices, okay?
"Stop looking for love from men."
Boom!
Josie is an obedient daughter
in that regard!
Screw you.
"And you, Rosalinda"
Let's skip this one, okay?
I've read this
No, no. We want to hear it.
- Go on. Go on.
- Keep going.
Read it. Let's hear it.
If that's what you want.
"And you, Rosalinda,
more power and take care.
You know, my child,
that you are the most neat.
You are the most cautious.
You are the fairest.
You are most beautiful.
"And above all,
you have the most beautiful"
For God's sake!
How come all I get are lectures
while you get,
"the kindest, smartest and beautiful"?
Take it up with Mama!
Mama's playing favorites!
Okay, stop, please.
Anyway, for all of you,
Mama left something, said something.
For me, nothing, okay?
What about me?
But here's the bottom line.
The most important part is at the end,
what Mama left behind.
That's it. Listen up.
This is the important part.
Mama wanted to leave
her properties
To Jacob.
Jacob?
- Who's
- Who's Jacob?
- Who's that?
- Jacob?
Another adoption?
The gardener.
He was downstairs earlier.
Didn't you see him?
I thought he was one of my fans.
To a gardener?
- Yes.
- Exactly.
I know, right?
That's what we want to know.
That's why we decided
to have Mama exhumed.
- By the gardener?
- What?
- Exhume?
- Why did you exhume our mother?
- Yeah!
- What if she haunts us?
- Yes.
- And, and, and
How will Mama resurrect
at the second coming
if you've destroyed her body?
No. We cremated her.
Cremated?
- They burned her.
- Wait!
What did you do to my mama?
Oh, my God.
Come on.
Let's all calm down.
Everyone calm down, okay?
I'm sorry.
I was the one who suggested it.
- Okay?
- I knew it.
Think about it.
Why, out of the blue,
would that be Mama's wish?
What if
There was foul play in her death?
Because it's not giving!
I agree, something is off.
- I found condoms on Mama's bed.
- Condom?
- And they were even
- Really?
In strawberry flavor!
Shucks!
It's better without them!
Right in front of everyone, huh?
Why do you even need condoms?
Aren't you barren?
Same as your sister Rose.
What if he gets lucky, you know?
He should marry me first.
Geez, marry first before popping inside.
Can you stop with the vulgar
and obscene remarks?
So, Rosalinda,
did you get Mama autopsied?
Here it is.
The results?
- Here are my expenses.
- Expenses?
Just chip in.
It was all pretty pricey.
Chip in again? Now, wait a hot minute!
I wasn't informed of all this.
I came here to eat.
Josie, Josie, if we need to chip in,
we won't count you.
All right, okay. Thanks, thank you.
What does it say?
In the autopsy?
Not "arrested."
Past tense, right? Mama's dead.
Nothing, nothing yet.
Nothing?
No results yet.
We just told you
so you're aware. Okay?
What do we do about this?
This has nothing to do with you.
It's a family matter.
- Let's just pray for Mama, okay?
- Okay.
You're right, brother.
That's the best thing to do.
I mean, Mama might think
we only care about the inheritance.
That's the truth for me.
I don't have to pretend.
I came here to eat,
and find out the details
about my share of the inheritance.
Not for contributions or whatever.
So, where's the
Where's the urn?
You didn't see it there?
No!
I'll go get it.
Anna?
Yes?
Anna?
What is it?
Where's the urn?
Why are you asking me?
I'm not the one who burned her.
You were just there earlier, right?
Alfred?
What happened?
Alfred?
Baby?
Did you take the urn?
- Where's the urn?
- Why are you asking me? I don't know.
What's the problem?
We placed it here...
- Hey!
- Hey, hey, hey!
- What happened?
- Your mother's ashes are missing!
- No!
- This is getting spooky!
- Where could it have gone?
- Alfred! Stop it.
No!
- What will we do?
- What happened?
We have so many guests coming in later.
Visitors
Where could it be?
This is for my content.
Guys, question,
has anyone here seen my interview yet?
Guys? Anyone?
Aren't we gonna eat yet?
I'm doing a "Sharon" for take out!
I didn't know you were a Sharonian!
No! I'm a solid Maricel Soriano fan!
- No!
- Where is he?
Who?
Who was that?
I better keep my guitar safe.
You've got a really colorful family,
ma'am.
Those flowers are so lovely.
You know, sampaguitas are my favorite.
They don't need close tending,
but they're so beautiful.
Just like you, ma'am.
How have you been, ma'am?
These plants and flowers
have been wondering where you've been.
They miss you since you left.
We all miss you here.
Really, dear?
Yes, ma'am.
Seems like
you're the only one who remembers.
Ma'am, I will never forget you.
It's true.
I owe you so much.
You cared for me,
took me in.
You let me stay here, like a real family.
Think nothing of it.
Hey! Kid!
Sir!
What did you do to our mama?
- What did you do to our mama?
- I don't know anything.
- I don't know what you're talking about!
- Don't! Stop it!
- You could go to jail for that!
- Fail what?
Don't!
Tell me the truth.
Come clean. Get this over with!
What's your relationship with Mama?
Why are there condoms in her room?
Roel, be quiet!
- Someone might hear you!
- I don't know anything!
They'll use this smear for my campaign!
- Let's talk inside.
- I don't go in there.
The condoms are mine and Alfred's.
Does it hurt?
I'm fine.
He said it doesn't hurt!
- Roel!
- It doesn't hurt?
- Roel!
- Roel, have mercy.
- Stop it!
- Roel, have mercy.
I don't want to fight.
Please! I didn't do anything wrong.
- I haven't even touched you, okay?
- That hurts!
You're such a drama queen, Anna!
Drama queen!
Pastor Johnny.
Yes, you're going
in the right direction, Pastor Johnny.
I'll come aand fetch you.
You go ahead. I'll call for you.
Pastor Johnny.
Yes, I'll come fetch you. Right.
It's by the
Pastor Hello, Pastor Johnny?
Pastor Johnny?
That's better.
Pastor Johnny. So, the store,
the market, on the right,
you turn right there, okay?
It's just a few meters away from there...
Pastor Johnny!
Pastor Johnny!
- Hi, brother.
- Glad you made it!
Of course, anything for you.
With all you do for the church,
your carpentry work,
your frequent visits to the services.
Pastor Johnny, let's not dwell on those.
We know heaven
has long counted them.
You see, that is why
you are truly blessed, brother.
So
Where are the congregants?
Where are our companions?
- Come! Come!
- Brother!
Brother!
- There you are!
- Let's go!
Pastor Johnny!
My brothers and sisters
Brothers, let us come down
and Pastor Johnny will begin.
Let us listen to his good news.
Pastor Johnny, please begin.
My children,
we now commence a sacred gathering.
Together with our brethren
in the Fellowship of the New Fruit.
We are here today
to cleanse your souls,
your spirits
And this house
from sins and negative energy.
But first, we need an opening prayer.
Brothers, let us pray.
Thank you, Daddy Johnny,
for gathering us,
bringing us together in this home.
Thank you, Daddy Johnny.
Thank you, we are eternally grateful.
- Thank you!
- Thank you, thank you, brother.
Thank you, thank you.
Let us applaud our brother.
And again,
my children, let us sing our sacr...
And now, my children,
let us sing our sacred...
What?
And now, my children,
let us sing our sacred ho...
And now, my children,
let's do it acapella!
- We are one, united, we are altogether.
- Fellow of the New Fruit
"New fruit," more like "missing tooth"!
What has Ramil gotten himself into?
Some kind of a cult?
I gotta pee!
- I need to pee!
- Come on! Before you pee in your panty!
My goodness!
So funny!
Do you remember
when we were kids
Remember one of Papa's guests
who looked like a booger?
A literal booger?
Yes! You were dying from laughter.
Like you are now.
And Mama was cross with me.
She was? Why?
Because as the eldest,
I should have told you to stop.
Oh, my God!
Why is Ramil in a freaking cult?
I know right?
The Fellowship of the Newly Toothless!
That hurts!
Oh my!
Josie
The
The video I sent you by accident...
Your sex video?
It wasn't meant for you.
I was supposed to send it to Jose,
but it ended up with you.
To Jose?
Why would you do that?
And why does Jose's
skin look tight as a drum?
So young, and the size of his
What happened?
That's not Jose.
That's Joseph.
Jose's brother.
What in the world?
Oh, my God.
That explains it.
Because, Josie,
what Jose wanted
was for us to have an open relationship.
Because, he said we didn't have children.
And besides,
we hadn't been okay for a long time.
Aren't you too old to be fighting?
Is that why you didn't use his last name?
Good thing I didn't use his last name.
I used Sevilla all the way.
Because he didn't want to feel guilty
cheating without consent.
Open relationship Doesn't that mean
we can be with anyone?
- Yes.
- Right?
So, there.
I sent the video to him.
Now he's the one crying.
Rosalinda!
You're amazing!
You get the last laugh!
- You think so?
- Yes.
Don't worry about
the video ending up in my inbox.
That video's safe with me,
I'm not a gossip.
- Are you sure?
- Yes.
Promise me!
Crap.
Even this bidet is broken?
Here, here, here.
I've got wet wipes.
I bet the women who live here
have vaginas that smell.
Here you go.
Thanks.
Who's that?
Someone's calling. Who is it?
It's Alice.
- Aunt Rose!
- Hi, sweetheart. I miss you!
I miss you, too!
- What is it?
- Guess who I'm with right now.
Right now? Who?
Hell no!
Alice?
She hung up.
- I wonder why...
- I told you not to say I was here.
You still haven't made up?
Because
It's because of Ruby.
The lesbian.
She doesn't like her.
She's mad about it.
Why would she be mad?
And the insurance.
Come on. Hurry up.
Wait. Wait.
So there's that.
- Okay.
- That's why she's avoiding me.
This insurance matter...
Why didn't you
- Let's not talk about it.
- Sell it to me?
Let's not talk about that.
Now you don't want to talk about it.
No, you were busy then.
Come on, come on.
Forget about it. Let's go.
Are you sure? Hey, Alfred!
So, are the prayers done?
Prayers? I thought it was a dance?
- Not yet.
- You're so silly.
Where are you going?
We're gonna watch a different show.
Action this time!
Please stop.
My head!
Roel, enough! Roel!
What do you mean, "enough"?
I can't take this anymore!
Tell us!
Tell us!
- Kuya, please.
- Tell us what you did to our Mama!
If not, I'll smash that skull
of yours piece by piece!
I didn't do anything! Nothing!
Enough!
Of all Mama's children,
I am the cursed one!
Me?
Trash!
And you?
- Who are you?
- I'm innocent!
No more talking!
- Punch him again!
- I don't know anything!
You don't know anything?
- You don't know?
- Brother!
You?
- Roel.
- All the inheritance went to you,
and you don't know anything?
- I can't take this anymore!
- Let him go!
Go, Jacob! You can do it!
Enough, please.
Brother, please.
Enough, kuya.
This is all your fault!
Why us?
Especially you, Kuya Tupe!
Me?
Why me?
Why you?
Who ever thought of rescheduling
a death anniversary!
And what did you do
when Mama first told you
she had health worries?
You were the first one she told.
Because you're the doctor.
Her dear doctor child.
But what did you do?
Nothing!
You let Mama suffer until it got worse.
I think you're forgetting something.
I'm a cosmetic surgeon.
Not an oncologist.
What?
Whatever that means!
You don't care!
You didn't even look for help!
Honestly, you've done nothing
for this family.
We all sacrificed just for you
to finish med school.
Me
What about me?
When I told you
I wanted to be a musician
What did you do?
You laughed at me!
- When I left with Papa...
- Not me!
When I said I'll go with Papa
When he and Mama separated!
What did you say to me?
"Traitor!"
"Ungrateful!"
You don't know
what it's like to see Papa sad!
Because his worthless child,
the child who didn't
grow up with him,
the child he neglected,
was the one who chose
to stay with him!
You don't know what it's like to see
Papa dying of sadness
because his favorite children
are nowhere!
Nowhere!
Not one of you visited him!
Enough.
Where is this coming from?
You on drugs?
It's your turn!
- Me?
- Yes!
Yes, you!
Mama did nothing but care
for your fatherless children!
Are you done?
- Done?
- Yes!
The hell with you!
Damn you!
What gives you the right
to talk to me like that?
You jerk!
If I left my children
with Mama to take care of,
it's because I worked early
to feed all of you!
And you're part of that!
I'm the only one
who was always on your side!
Who bought your first guitar?
It was me, right?
Me!
Who went with you
to your audition in Manila?
Mama didn't even give us fare money!
Because Mama didn't want us to go!
Still, I accompanied you!
Damn all of you!
That's your problem.
Just because
I haven't achieved anything.
Just because I didn't graduate.
So you think it's fine to insult me.
Just like that?
You jerk.
You fool! You have no balls.
You can't even
take care your own child!
Ate, please! Don't engage!
He's drunk!
He's just drunk!
I'm not drunk!
You're drunk, Roel!
- No!
- Yes, you are!
Rest now.
We'll handle this.
You handle this.
You handle it!
Since everybody here
is just perfect.
There! I smashed
Mama's lover's face for you!
So you have nothing else to destroy, Doc!
At least you can say
I did something for this family!
Damn it!
Let's end this here!
- Kuya!
- I'm done!
Kuya!
What did he drink?
This thing
The congregation's special liquor.
It's strong!
Especially if you're unclean!
Did you wash?
I used wipes!
Aren't we going after kuya?
This is your fault, Kuya Ramil!
It's your fault!
Me, I'll do it!
Go, Alfred! Thank you!
Is he an addict?
- Kuya Roel!
- What?
Where are you going?
I'm leaving!
Apparently,
I'm not welcome here anymore!
Can you drive?
I want to die!
You coming?
Sure! They said
I should go with you!
Come on, then!
You really are stupid!
Got a cigarette?
Nope!
Hi, Alfred!
Got a lighter?
- Nope!
- I've got one.
You're completely useless.
Just relax, Kuya Roel!
Relax my ass!
Do they have beer here?
You were in a band?
Yes! We even had an album!
- Here!
- Really?
Yes!
Look!
You don't believe me!
There!
Cool!
ROSALINDA SEVILLA
NUMBER EIGHT ON THE BALLOT!
Got any parents left?
We don't really care
about each other.
I grew up with my aunt.
That's probably what Roy would say
if you asked him about me.
He doesn't know you?
He was only seven
when I left them for the band.
Kuya Roel, I'm sorry,
but I'm not much for conversation.
You're not much of anything!
He's really deaf.
Idiot, I heard you perfectly!
No, I only meant
you might get bored around me.
I'm not good
at this chatting and stuff.
Sometimes it's just nice
to have someone with you.
Someone who listens
even if you sound like a broken record.
- Want a sample?
- Of course!
They say we're crazy
But do they know the truth?
They say we're mad
So what if it's true?
Coolness!
You know what?
It's my birthday today.
Today?
Yes.
Not one of them remembered.
I thought Kuya Tupe
moved Mama's anniversary
to make way for my birthday.
Maybe they'll celebrate later.
Too late!
Here, let's go again
They say we're crazy
But do they know the truth?
They say we're mad
Sir!
Excuse me, old man.
Can we change the song?
That song souds like hell!
What do you care?
You want me to kill...
- Fine.
- Three on one.
Wait, I'll call my brother.
You're lucky it's your birthday!
Stay there! Damn all of you!
- Did he have to swear at us?
- Kuya!
Kuya Tupe!
Ate Ruby!
Hey! Ate Ruby!
What's up with her?
Damn, I stepped on a poop.
I don't know.
By the way, babe,
I ran into Ate Ruby.
She seemed like
she was hiding from me.
Looks like
she was hiding from someone.
I don't know.
She ran off when I called to her.
Yeah.
Hey, babe.
Do you know
it's Kuya Roel's birthday today?
Yes!
Not one of us remembered!
None of us.
Crap, no more credits.
Babe, hold my phone.
- Why?
- I'll just finish this.
Finish what?
Let's solve this madness.
- Go outside.
- What now?
Poor guy.
He needs some air.
- All right.
- Everybody.
- What the hell is this?
- Are you sure?
I'll do it.
Guys, I got this.
I'm begging you.
Sorry about earlier.
Kuya, I need you to shut up.
Kuya, you've had your turn.
Give it a rest.
Let's pretend the two of us
are on mock trial, okay?
I'll ask you questions.
You answer me
with only the truth.
Okay.
Here it goes
Okay.
Jacob, where were you
during this incident?
What
What incident?
When the urn went missing!
Let's say around 4:00 p.m.
Where were you?
Just outside
Outside? Which outside?
There are so many "outsides."
Outside the house,
outside the country
A child outside a marriage?
Answer, Jacob!
The
The I was just in the garden.
The garden?
What were you doing in the garden?
Because I am a gardener?
- Are you trying to be a smart ass?
- No!
- No, ma'am!
- I can't hear anything!
Nothing, nothing.
- What did you say?
- Nothing.
Don't yell at me!
He wasn't shouting, Roel!
I'm older than you!
He wasn't yelling!
- He wasn't yelling!
- Shut up, okay?
- I'm so sorry!
- Jacob!
What if I'm the one
who took the urn?
Wait! My turn! Me next!
Are we doing another cremation?
I promise, sir.
Okay, you done?
Jacob, let's go straight to the point.
Were you in a relationship
with our mother?
Hey, hey, hey, wait.
Maricel Soriano,
that's Maricel Soriano's line.
Okay. Relationship?
Querido, secret affair,
number two Relationship!
Relationship? Aunt Josie, I didn't...
Don't "Josie" me!
Answer the question!
Hey!
- Jinx!
- I know right?
No. I know nothing
about what you're saying.
- Enough.
- He's having a seizure!
Enough, please.
- Hey, what's happening?
- What's going on?
- Wait, wait.
- Jacob!
He needs to be taken
to the hospital.
No, we can't!
Our reputation will be ruined!
If not, what then?
Just kill him!
- What's happening to him?
- Let's kill him.
- Can you stop it?
- Bury him in the garden, like fertilizer.
- It's so noisy! What's that noise?
- What's wrong with you?
Sorry, I farted.
- It's so noisy outside!
- What's going on?
Maybe, wait Maybe
Maybe it's my constituents.
Come on, let's see.
Maybe my fans.
They probably saw my interview.
Scammer, come out!
Scammer! Thief!
Wait a second!
If you want a picture, fine,
but in groups, okay?
We're looking for Josie Sevilla!
- She's a scammer!
- Yes she is!
- Scammer!
- Josie?
What did you do?
Ate Josie?
- Why you?
- Why me?
- I don't know.
- Scammer!
You stole from us,
you scamming thief!
Me?
What are they saying?
- Josie!
- Scammer! Thief!
Hey!
- Hey!
- Wait! Wait!
- Out of the way!
- No!
Where are you taking her?
Where are you taking her?
What did our sister do?
You're not our concern!
What happened?
What's that?
What are you doing?
Let's go!
We need to follow them!
We need to check on Ate.
- But who is this?
- Nino!
Ramil!
He's one of yours!
- In your congregation!
- Excuse me! He's not our member!
- Let's go!
- I'm your international interpreter!
- Let's follow Josie!
- Come on!
- We need to follow her!
- What should I do?
Watch Anna.
Watch her closely because
I have a weird feeling about her.
She might have even murdered Mama.
I'll watch her closely.
Anna, I'm supposed
to watch you closely.
- Let's push it first.
- Push!
What just happened?
Push! Push! Push!
Help us push!
There we go!
Okay! It's moving!
It's moving.
Whose is this, kuya?
- Why is it...
- That's mine.
I had a stiff neck.
So what?
It's just a stiff neck.
- Kuya...
- Raquel, help me fix my hair.
I had no idea
that you were wearing a wig.
I don't have to tell you.
Oh, my God!
I thought plastic surgeons
were perfect.
Yes, but this has nothing
to do with plastic surgery.
Did Science lose
the battle with hair fall?
Kuya!
That should be okay now.
- Yeah, that's good.
- Please be serious this time.
No, you're still handsome.
- I don't trust you.
- Now more controversial than ever.
I think so, too.
Wait. What now?
What is this?
I don't know how to fix it, kuya.
Maybe it's upside down?
- Like that.
- No!
- What?
- The bangs. Add a bit of bangs.
A little bangs. Like this.
Perfect?
Why do I look
like that controversial mayor?
- That's fine, Raquel.
- Let's talk about Josie.
- What happened? What's that about?
- Wait.
Let me ask something.
In the middle of all that chaos,
did you notice if they
- If they showed a warrant of arrest?
- I couldn't even get a word in...
I wanted to ask someone,
but things were pretty wild.
So I thought
we should just follow them.
But what scam are they talking about?
Josie mentioned it to me earlier.
It's an investment for insurance.
Yes.
It can easily be bought out.
Right.
Anyway.
Your phone, kuya.
It's Victoria.
Hi, hon, I'm sorry.
I'm busy.
I didn't realize
you left me so many texts.
My gosh, you have no hair!
Dada, don't you feel it?
Feel what?
It happens to people, you know?
Even I feel unhappy sometimes.
But, I mean, it'll pass.
Or do you want to go abroad?
To
You really don't feel it?
You don't feel that
I'm leaving you?
I'm tired of taking care of you.
I'm tired of being embarrassed
because of you.
They're right.
We're going to cool off
in the States.
Is that your sad face, kuya?
Sounds like they're breaking up.
- I'm bringing Elphie with me.
- No!
You can't bring Elphie.
Not Elphie. You know this.
Elphie can't handle
a long trip to the States.
And, at the same time,
you know her. She'll be traumatized.
Just leave her with me.
- Victoria, can I talk to Elphie?
- Bye.
I didn't know
he had another child name Elphie.
I don't know about that.
No, Elphie's his beloved pet iguana.
Right.
Things have been
Yes.
I don't know what to do now.
- Okay?
- Yes, please, Ate.
I need a lawyer.
In case there's a separation
of property or whatever.
- You should be my lawyer.
- I'm not a real lawyer.
What do you mean?
I know the clothes
are selling it well
I thought you said you're good
at interrogation, good at litigation
- I didn't take the bar exams.
- Are you following?
Are you serious?
- Whoever can come
- Because I took care of Mama.
I know some won't make it.
No one else could take care of her.
No one was left with her.
I swear to God, Raquel!
She had to blame me
for being scared to take the bar exam.
But why is it like that
when you're a mother,
it feels like everything is your fault.
Well, after all,
my death is the reason
for all this chaos.
If only I could be
with all of them right now.
I know I could at least
try and help make their lives better.
Head to the precint, okay?
I need help.
What is it?
We might have run someone over.
Wait a minute.
- Wait! Stay inside.
- Lift it up.
- We have a lot of issue!
- I know.
Let me handle it!
- Are you about to give birth?
- I can't...
- Get up.
- Miss, excuse me.
- My children! My children!
- They're her babies. Her babies.
- My children! My children!
- There you go.
My child!
- Excuse me.
- It's mine!
I know we hurt you.
Can we take you to the hospital?
To make sure you're okay.
Where? Okay, where?
- Where do we go?
- Hop in.
The hospital's just right there.
- Sure.
- Slowly.
- Come on, come on, quickly.
- Sorry.
What happened? So much is going on!
- Here?
- Is this it?
Damn.
- It's as big as a house!
- Get in.
- We're also in a hurry.
- Is this a house?
Anybody home?
It never ends.
Be careful!
Will we fit? It's so spacious!
All right. Damn!
I let them in so we can
take them to the hospital.
Hey!
Doc Tupe!
Can I shake your hand?
Please shake my hand.
Both hands.
- Hello.
- Can we take a selfie?
You want to take a selfie?
You didn't even check
if your wife's okay?
She's fine.
We're not married.
What do you mean?
- We're having an affair.
- Affair?
Yes, we're running
from his wife.
There we go! Right there!
- One, two...
- Let me join.
Here.
- Here.
- We got it.
- These aren't stuffed toys.
- Okay.
Just reminding everyone.
These are my children. Adopted.
Let me introduce them
This one's Alden.
This is John Lloyd.
This is Enrique.
This is Jerald Napoles.
It's actually his birthday today.
- Happy birthday.
- Wow, so cute.
Sing, please.
Well done.
Hey! Councilor!
- Isn't that Councilor?
- Councilor?
Councilor! Yes, Councilor!
- Councilor!
- Councilor!
I am sorry, okay.
Were you hurt?
Because we're just fine.
Sorry. I just came from surgery.
- Let's take a selfie, Councilor.
- Okay.
Wait a minute.
Stay right here, okay? Just here?
- Wait, wait.
- Rosalinda, can you manage?
- I'll accompany you.
- Assist me, kuya.
Yes. We'll only be a moment.
Damn it. Are you all stupid here?
Don't you understand?
I am not Ruby Ramirez.
- She dragged me into it!
- Grandma!
- Aren't you tired from shouting?
- I told you not to call me "Grandma!"
You damn bastard!
Where's the warrant of arrest?
Here it is.
Josie.
- We're getting you out of here.
- Yes. Don't worry, Ate.
I already called my constituents.
Just think JAPAN, Ate.
- Japan.
- What Japan?
- Oh, my God.
- Ramil.
Ate, sorry about earlier, okay?
Just chill.
You didn't do anything wrong?
Nothing.
Ate, is that why you
were wearing that outfit earlier?
I told you,
I was hiding from Ruby.
She is the scammer! Not me!
You should arrest her!
You bastards!
We promise you,
- we'll get you out of here.
- It's okay.
You know, this is apparently all
just a case of mistaken identity.
Never mind that.
It's okay.
It's really okay, Tupe.
Ate, don't worry.
Be strong inside.
We can do this.
"We"?
There's never a "we" with you. Okay?
We always have to chip in for you, right?
I know
I know what you think of me
because I have nothing.
I'm the poorest,
I'm the least educated.
When did you offer help to me?
When?
And now you say
you'll get me out?
That you'll help me?
No one ever helped me
except Mama.
Got that?
So I don't need your help now.
I'm tired of hoping you care!
I know
The love that I need,
you can't ever give me.
Ate, no, no, no! You're wrong.
We love you, Ate. I love you!
The hell are you saying?
Damn you, Rosalinda!
Earlier, I asked you for spare
to pay my ride!
You were so tight-fisted about it!
And now you say you love me? You fool!
Just say you're scared
that I might spread your video!
- Ate!
- What video?
- Ate!
- She has a video!
What video are you talking about?
Bro, positive.
It's the Councilor!
What are you talking about?
- Ate?
- Rosalinda?
What's this about?
Aunt?
Is that Alice? Alice?
Sweetheart! My baby!
Ma!
What happened to you?
Nothing. Nothing.
They just mistook me for someone else.
I'll fix this. I'll get out, don't worry.
Your Aunt Ruby will get it sorted out.
Tell me, Ma.
Why do you trust
Aunt Ruby that much?
I already told you. She's a scammer!
But you still believed her over me.
I don't understand.
You have so many children, Ma.
But you're the one
acting like a child!
I'm sorry, sweetheart.
Alice!
Alice!
I'm sick of this life!
Ate
The audacity!
Unbelievable!
She told me
She told me that it would stay
between the two of us.
Why do you think she would do that?
She's the only one with a copy.
Maybe it can still be deleted.
How many views does it have?
Why would you do something like that?
I thought you and Kuya Jose were okay?
Why
Were you blackmailed?
No.
It's my fault.
Because
He's been wanting to leave me
for a long time, right?
You know that.
You know our situation.
I told you about that.
But I didn't want to let go.
Imagine, at my age?
I should be settled, shouldn't I?
I have a husband.
Even if we don't have children.
But look at me. Here I am.
Dancing on Tip-Tok.
Hoping people will vote for me.
I didn't even want to run for council.
I just wanted
I just wanted something to do.
I just wanted to be busy with something.
For someone to need me.
I want to be paid attention to.
Why is it
that when a woman
does something questionable,
people have everything
to say about it.
But when those damn men cheat,
society seems okay with it.
Why is that?
Why do people think like that?
It's unfair.
They're unbelievable.
Miraquel
Do you think
Something really happened
between Mama and her gardener?
But anyway
Why does it matter to us, right?
Do we have to know everything
just because she's our mother?
Do we have to meddle in
who she chooses or doesn't choose?
Do we have to know
all of Mama's secrets?
We don't have to, right?
Even if it's true,
why did Mama do it?
Maybe she didn't
want to live alone.
Maybe she didn't want
to die alone like me.
Ate
Your idol turns out
She's a weak woman.
No, Ate.
Please don't say that.
You're still my idol! Seriously!
You're so brave,
you didn't even shave!
I mean
It was a jungle down there, Ate.
I love you.
You're the worst
out of everyone in this world!
- Josie!
- Let me explain, babe!
Stop calling me "babe"!
Explain to them! You monster!
You animal! I love you! Bastard!
Same to you!
Damn you! All I did was love you!
I gave you my trust!
What have you done?
Is this what I get?
You animal!
Why did you upload my sister's video?
Damn you!
- As if your name's spotless!
- What did you say?
My name is filthy, Ruby. Sure! Mine!
No!
Josie's name is tainted!
But my siblings' names
What?
- Damn you!
- What?
That's the only thing
I'm proud of!
- Enough!
- Josie!
- Enough!
- Rot in prison!
- Ate Josie! That's enough!
- Come on!
- You're an animal!
- The law will punish her.
- Ate. Come on!
- Enough!
We love you.
Enough, Ate. It's okay. We love you.
It's okay.
Hey. Come on.
Group hug.
I didn't know anything about that.
It's okay, Ate.
It's that damn lesbian.
- It's going to rain.
- Come on.
Let's get inside the camper.
We can all fit, anyway.
Damn you!
Enough, Josie.
Go ahead, Ate.
Kuya, do you have a lighter?
Yes, I have.
Can we smoke here?
I asked Alfred to buy a cake earlier,
but of course,
he misunderstood me again.
- When did you ever get it right?
- That's the thing.
Sorry, sometimes we forget about you.
- But it won't happen again.
- Thank you.
You're not circumcised yet, Ruel!
You're still intact.
Dad forgot!
I didn't need to know this information.
Do you have a ticklish spot here?
I didn't know!
He's ticklish.
Love you, brother.
Don't be mad at us.
You know,
we should have done this sooner.
A road trip, just us, our family.
At our age?
But let's plan it for summer.
Not during the rainy season.
Remember when it used to rain like this?
Here comes Juaning's champ or a do!
- With dried fish!
- Exactly!
And milk for Roel!
Milk!
I'm sorry, I can't relate.
I wasn't born yet.
You weren't picked up yet.
Ate, I hate you.
It looks like it's going
to rain pretty hard tonight.
I know how these things go.
Hopefully not too bad.
Damn it!
- Rose, why?
- What's going on?
They're still here.
Damn it!
- Sorry, sorry.
- Who are they?
We accidentally hit them.
We were supposed to take them
to the hospital.
- We were supposed to get X-rays done.
- You okay?
Are you okay?
Are you crying?
No, it's just All the emotions.
I'm fine.
Nothing happened to us.
It's okay, don't worry.
It's nothing serious.
We'll have you checked anyway.
- Nothing critical.
- It's okay!
- It's really okay!
- Also, we took photos with you!
Thank you so much.
- Okay, so
- It's funny.
And we also got to watch
some family drama!
Then it's his birthday
He's not circumcised yet!
Same as this guy!
Hey! I'm cut!
It's clean!
- It's been cleaned.
- It just doesn't look like it.
Wait, guys. Wait a minute.
Since it's your birthday
It's also my
other adopted child's birthday!
This is Gerald.
Here, he's yours.
- Happy birthday!
- Thank you!
You can have one of my babies.
Happy birthday to your brother.
What's that one's name?
John Lloyd.
This is Luis.
Luis!
This is Enrique.
Here, he's yours.
And this is Alden. Yours, too.
Councilor!
Councilor's feeling better!
That was fast!
You're fine now!
You don't have
your neck pillow anymore.
No, yes
I feel better now. Thank you!
- You're okay.
- Amazing!
For a while
This is for your birthday.
- How sweet.
- Be careful! Your tummy!
Hold me.
I can manage!
- Yes!
- Thank you!
Please go get circumcised.
So, clinic or hospital?
Or clinic first?
- It's fine!
- You sure?
- Anywhere is fine!
- It's okay.
- Where should we drop you?
- Right there is fine.
- We can get off there.
- Yes!
Nino, Nino, pull over.
Our guests are getting off the camper.
- Good luck with your baby.
- Take care.
- Careful.
- Thank you!
Wait!
Wait a moment!
What is it?
Where is it?
Here! This is yours.
Okay.
- Rosalinda Sevilla.
- There.
- Ocho!
- It's Ocho!
- Thank you!
- Thank you!
Can we take some of the snacks?
Take the snacks.
Go. Take it all.
Sorry, we already ate
some of the snacks.
Take care, okay?
There's a bag here!
- Take care!
- Here you go!
Sir, can we take a selfie with you?
They're so kind.
It's my first time meeting
an uncircumcised old man.
You'll be old someday!
Where did you meet them?
I don't know.
Something's not right with that woman.
Oh my.
Kuya.
You'll get custody of Elphie too.
Elphie?
Who?
Kuys
Kuys
If you're not ready to open up to us,
it's okay. We understand.
Can you let him talk?
Do you want to pitch in your own story?
- This is serious, Ate.
- Okay.
It's not about Victoria.
Tupe.
The doctor said I'm lucky if
I even make it to Christmas this year.
Kuya, don't say that.
I don't wanna hear that.
For a while
Only Elphie and I knew about it.
And then
When I told Victoria
She started acting different towards me.
I guess money can't buy everything.
Kuya
Kuya.
Roy told me about
the support you gave him.
Maybe that's why
I was even more upset with you.
But I don't want to admit
That I was just angry at myself.
I was taking it out on you
because it's hard
when there's no one else
I just needed
someone else to blame.
Thank you.
You helped my child graduate.
It's nothing, Roel.
Now, if you think
I bypassed you
I had no ill intentions.
Sometimes
it's hard to help all of you because
you won't help yourselves.
You know, Tupe
I just realized
That maybe
My life would have been less of a show
if you had fixed my breasts.
Because they're facing away
from each other!
I hope you had
I hope you'd just
Ate Josie.
I love you, brother.
I don't want any other brothers
or sisters. Just you.
Of course.
Wait.
I want you to stand in witness.
To what?
It's okay!
You're the GOAT, kuya.
- Let's go.
- Come on.
- It's raining!
- Let me do it.
- It's raining!
- It's okay!
- The umbrella...
- Wait, wait.
Here, Rosalinda.
Walk with Josie.
Yes. Where's Ate?
We're getting wet. Let's go!
It's pouring hard!
- Come here.
- Go ahead. We can do it.
Are you okay? Here.
- Hey, be careful.
- It's slippery.
Do you have an umbrella, kuya?
Yes, yes.
I told you it's going
to flood again. Look.
You didn't say anything.
Yes, I did!
I'm getting wet! Wait!
So strong!
Tupe!
Look! It's flooding, I told you.
Good thing Rosalinda has an umbrella!
Where's Alfred and Anna?
- It's strong!
- I knew this would happen.
What the
- Wait, let me just close the...
- Close the windows!
Yes! Okay! Okay!
- Oh, my God!
- We need to make sure the title is safe!
Where's the title?
- I'll take care of the title!
- Raquel!
And let's make sure
Mom's pictures are secure.
- You'll take care of it?
- Yes.
Where's Anna and Alfred?
Why did they let water wash in?
- Close the doors!
- Where are they?
- There so many leaks here.
- Are they in there?
Anna! Alfred!
You're back, Ate!
You're too close, don't you think?
You told me to stick close,
I didn't let go. I'm doing as you said.
Are you okay?
Who is he talking to?
What's happening?
Has she eaten yet?
What's happening?
What's up with him?
He's come down
with a fever when you left.
That's why I had
to change him to a red shirt.
I think he is seeing
your mother's ghost.
Is that what happened?
I lit a candle outside just in case.
- But that's my shirt.
- Is that yours?
Has she eaten?
It's time for her medicine.
She needs something in her stomach
before taking medicine.
It's okay, Jacob.
Please.
It's raining!
It's raining!
Your mother's plants!
I need to bring them in or they'll drown.
No, it's okay, Jacob. It's fine.
I'll just go down for a moment.
- I need to tend to the plants.
- No.
What are you doing?
You need to rest.
- That's okay.
- No.
No, Jacob.
I can't rest. I'll do it.
I'll take care of the plants.
Every day, your mother
took care of those plants.
I can't let them be neglected.
Your mother will be sad.
Those plants will die
if we don't get them out of the rain.
Yes. Jacob,
we'll take care of it, okay?
- You should rest.
- You'll take care of it?
That's what
you told her last time, remember?
When you moved your mother away
from the downstairs bedroom.
She wanted to to stay
in the room downstairs.
The one beside her garden.
Because she delights in those flowers.
She even said she'd struggle with stairs
if you moved her to the upstairs bedroom.
But you promised you'd handle it.
The truth is, that was
your preference, not hers.
You're too lazy to wake up at night
when she gets sick
or if she needs something.
You wanted to avoid leaving
your comfortable rooms
to go up and down
the stairs attending to her.
So you moved her to the room upstairs.
Even if it meant taking her away
from the thing that she loves.
I suppose that's what you're used to.
Always getting your way.
You're all so unfair.
You fight over a single flower,
but none of you
even know how to plant one.
None of you know how to care for it.
Serves you right.
Why did you slap him?
I'm sorry!
I got carried away.
Felt like a scene from a movie.
- Anna.
- You're so good!
What's the matter with you?
You're out of your mind.
Get him a glass of water. Go on.
And medicine. He's burning up.
And can you give him
his own shirt? Go on.
That's good, brother.
Sister! Where did you find that?
In Anna's room!
- What?
- Here. Look.
Look at this.
What is that?
What? Damn.
Is Anna crazy?
Look, it's empty.
She wasn't able to get new meds.
She ran out.
Oh, my God.
- Damn it.
- Damn it.
So we have a lunatic in the house?
- Yes.
- Yes!
- And I had no idea?
- Scary.
What's wrong with me?
A crazy person taking care of Mom?
And I didn't notice?
What kind of child am I?
I'm the youngest,
I should have handled this better.
What?
You are not the youngest.
The real youngest is
Roel.
- Me?
- Ramil.
Ramil.
Can you all stop
with your boomer jokes already?
It's exhausting.
That's why you were named "Miraquel"
because a miracle fell from the sky,
but landed in poop.
Wait, wait, wait.
Why didn't I know about this?
Because you weren't here when it happened.
You were with Dad.
Didn't you ever wonder?
How could Mom get pregnant?
She and Papa
were separated at the time.
Hello? Are you serious?
I'm barren.
So is Ate Rose.
What do you call that, then?
But, Raquel, nothing has changed.
You're still our baby sister,
and we love you dearly.
I love you.
Sorry, you're all too old for a prank.
Be quiet.
Lower your voices.
Jacob might be sleeping.
Hey, you.
Get out of my face.
I was there. I was about to cry.
Get out of here.
Out of my house.
Alfred! Come on.
Come with me!
You know what.
We'd better leave
this place together.
Let's run away, Alfred!
Let's get away
from those crazy Sevillas!
- Who's crazy?
- Don't tell me
Do you really want
to be left with them?
They're all messed up.
More messed up
than your pubic hair.
- So?
- This damn woman.
- No, because
- What?
- I have a secret too, baby.
- What?
She told me that
something happened between us.
But it only happened once, she said.
I don't know what happened.
I woke up in her room next to her.
Shit.
Once?
Do you think I'm stupid?
Let's start with you, brother.
- What?
- Well, it's come to this anyway.
Since we're here,
might as well confront the mess.
Honestly, I'm not
the only piece of shit here.
You, you're the most
successful person in this place.
But you're the biggest shithead!
You're so stingy!
You actually let me buy
your mother's diapers!
We always have
to beg for your help!
Alfred, enough.
- And you!
- Me?
What?
- You!
- What?
Back when Raquel
wanted to take the bar exam,
what did you say?
"Who will take care of Mom?"
When she has how many siblings?
And now you have
the nerve to call her adopted!
Damn all of you!
Alfred, enough, please!
And you!
Why don't you try acting your age?
Pull yourself together!
You look like a blushing tomato!
And you're so high!
- You noticed!
- Yes.
- Enough!
- And are you serious?
You're sleeping
with your husband's brother?
You'd rather spend time on Tip-Tok
than bother background-checking Anna?
What have I got to do with this?
Crazy!
I'm not a Sevilla!
You're not a Sevilla,
but all of you here are lunatics!
Alfred!
Learn some respect!
From you, Uncle Roel?
Why would I respect you?
You're the most useless one here!
Hey!
Do you know why?
Because you're always playing the victim!
Disgusting!
Ungodly, your face! You're the loony!
What about the title?
Yeah, let's go there!
Every time you come here,
something goes missing!
What did you do with the titles?
The titles
You've all lost your marbles.
That's why I don't want to be here!
I'm out, you bastards!
Let's go, Anna!
I refuse!
No!
It's not true that something
happened between us, Alfred.
I was just messing with you.
You're so gullible!
You crazy? After everything I said?
Sorry.
I'm so sorry.
Nothing really happened.
I'm sorry, brothers.
- I'm sorry. Sorry.
- You're lucky. Lucky.
Baby, forgive me.
Do I still have to leave?
I don't know, you shit.
You can stay for now.
But, you, I don't want to see you.
- Me?
- Yes.
I think she needs her meds.
- How did you even hire her?
- That's enough.
She was just introduced to me.
I didn't bother checking.
What is it?
Is that true?
Which part?
Is it true?
- Which one?
- The thing you said.
That I'm adopted, come on.
I'm getting confused.
That's why you'll never be my favorite.
But since we're all here
and spilling secrets,
what did you do with the titles?
The titles.
- What?
- Shut up!
What did you do with the money?
- Damn it.
- I am guilty.
What?
Jacob?
Jacob, where are you going?
Do you need anything?
I just need to use the bathroom.
Go straight ahead, son.
I'll take care of it.
I know the way.
That poor kid.
What now?
What do we do?
I guess there's nothing left
to fight over.
And if heaven really exists
If what Ramil says
about heaven is true,
then we're probably absolved
of all our sins
because of how much he donated.
What?
What now?
What is it again?
Jacob really had no part in any of this.
What? What?
Because this Look.
I have the autopsy results.
This is what it says.
"Cardiac arrest and multiple
organ failure caused Mom's death."
So it was a natural death.
Oh, my gosh.
This email was from yesterday.
So, Jacob
He didn't
He had no part in it.
What's happening?
Mom wouldn't have liked this.
You know
I have a feeling Mom
is behind all of this.
She arranged all these situations
so she could see us together.
Laughing, talking.
So it was Mom's plan.
It's almost seven.
Mom should
take her medicine around this time.
But by this time,
she was already struggling to breathe.
Then, bit by bit,
her heartbeat started fading.
Mom was born in 1932?
1932 Wrong info then.
Guys, then she would have been...
She would have been 93.
- But Mom was only 83.
- 85!
Think about it.
When Mom passed away,
who was with her?
The orphan lying on shit,
a maid,
a gardener, and a piece of shit.
None of you Sevilas.
It was just us civilians.
I think we need to undergo family therapy.
Power outage?
That's why, when we renovate
Did you pay the bill?
- we need to buy a small generator.
- Wait, wait.
- No flashlight here?
- There really isn't!
- There's light outside.
- Will this do?
I can hear the fiesta outside.
- Don't touch that, brother!
- Wait.
- That's dangerous!
- Where?
- Don't touch it!
- Don't worry!
- Where?
- You trust in me!
- Ramil!
- Stop!
- Stop!
- Ramil!
Don't mess around with that!
No.
I hope I don't get
my wish of a get-together soon!
But let's see which one
of them gets to visit me first.
No matter how dark
The secrets that you keep
You need not be afraid
To tell me everything
There's no room for fear
Masked in pretense
Don't you see it's just us
Who'll work it out until the end
They say we're crazy,
But do they know the truth?
Nobody asked for this
Is there anything I can do to help?
They say we're mad
So what if it's true?
Nothing else will change
We have a world of our own.
However heavy the burden that you keep
With a love so deep, we'll get by
Let go of the things
You cannot change
This is who we are
We have a world of our own
They say we're crazy
But do they know the truth?
Nobody asked for this
Is there anything
I can do to help?
They say we're mad
So what if it's true?
Nothing else will change
We have a world of our own
They say we're crazy
But do they know the truth?
Nobody asked for this
Is there anything
I can do to help?
They say we're mad
So what if it's true?
Nothing else will change
We have a world of our own
We have our own world
We have our own world
Should I always be Mr. Perfect?
Wow, Alfred.
You're the one at fault here.
Why do you make it sound
like I'm the problem?
You, problem? Isn't it true?
- You say I'm at fault.
- You gaslight me.
You're the one forgetting, Alfred.
Gaslight? I don't know what you mean!
Because You're really annoying!
You're always like this, Alfred.
You're the one at fault,
yet you raise your voice.
- Hello?
- Me? Raising my voice?
Just listen to yourself.
Whose fault was it?
- You're getting triggered.
- Me, really?
I am not! I'm frustrated...
Welcome to our humble home.
I apologize, it's a little worn-out.
- It goes in one ear and out the other.
- Whatever!
How could I know
the death anniversary would get moved?
Even the Captain's League
gets rescheduled every year!
Come on.
It's the same day as the fiesta.
How could you forget that, Alfred?
Be that as it may,
this is where I raised
and cared for my family.
That's Jacob. A wonderful kid.
My youngest, Raquel.
She's a real brain.
Perfect for being a lawyer.
Too bad she wasn't able
to take the bar exam.
Thing is, I ran out of phone credits.
I'm supposed to take care of that too?
Where's my phone?
- Wait there.
- Taste this.
It's bland. Needs more salt.
What's the PayCash password?
Beats me. You know nothing.
Come on! How am I supposed to order?
Take a wild guess!
Don't order at all maybe?
Let me do it.
Now you're being sarcastic.
So what if I am?
What's the password?
- Don't remember either?
- I don't care.
Alfred is Raquel's partner.
They fight like cats and dogs,
but I know
he loves my youngest very much.
It's bland. Needs more salt.
Who asked you?
Please.
Why is she so upset?
She's always upset.
Now I'm the villain.
You got credit?
Do we need the lechon today?
Who would eat it tomorrow?
Reunion is today.
Reunion?
I thought it was a death anniversary?
Same thing!
Anna's our house help.
Recommended by Rose.
She's nice enough,
though not the sharpest.
Anna, watch the stove!
Something's burning!
No!
By the way,
Anna.
Rose says she's vegan now.
Isn't she running for Councilor?
Is that allowed if she's from Vigan?
"Vegan"! As in only veggies!
Here, she said, "Tell Anna I'm non-dairy."
Tell her she's the gross one!
- Baby, where are you going?
- I need to change.
- I'm coming with you.
- What?
I'm sorry.
Things are always crazy here.
Has it been a year already?
Feels like you just left yesterday.
I hope that wherever you are,
you're in a good place.
Don't worry about us anymore, okay?
We're managing.
- But I hope...
- Baby!
What is it now, Alfred?
- The lechon's here!
- It's here!
Nice one, bros!
- Here we go.
- Okay.
- Okay, okay!
- Here it is.
- Let me help you.
- No, we got it.
Where should we put this?
Ramil and Roel are always
at each other's throats.
But when it comes to food,
they're as thick as thieves.
- Where?
- Right here.
- Sis, look.
- Life is easy
when you've got rich siblings!
Lechon left and right.
Wait.
Why don't I ask them to cover
the work day I skipped for this?
Seven hundred pesos is no joke.
Why would they care?
It's not something they can brag about.
Wow! This is exciting! Mouth-watering!
I'll stay here, by the fatty part.
- Hands off!
- Wow, Rose is so generous.
- I love it.
- Please, if you only knew!
She was stingy again.
Look, see?
She bought the skinniest pig.
- How is that skinny?
- Yeah!
It is!
At least she ordered early.
Unlike some
soup-brained person I know.
That's what I inherited from my sister.
I got smart.
Says who?
Did you know,
Raquel here was picked up
from the poop of a pig.
What time are the others coming?
They're all on the way.
Almost here.
Ramil!
Why did you stick your hand in?
Your hands are dirty!
But it's good, huh?
And he smells like armpits!
The stink that explodes on your face!
Anna, the Lord doesn't like rude mouths.
The Lord doesn't like
stinky people either.
Go shower.
You really are a Miraquel!
"Miraquel"?
So, that's your full name?
Because she's a miracle baby.
"Menopause baby" more like.
Give me a kiss.
You're all disgusting.
You can be such a girl.
I'm pretty sure I left some jewelry here.
Maybe it's still here.
Ma, where'd you put it, Ma?
Can't find it.
Ma, how about this TV, Ma?
Too obvious.
Hi, Ma!
Let me lie down for a bit.
What's that?
What's this?
Condoms, Ma?
Condoms?
With flavors, too! Damn!
I did nothing wrong. Nothing at all.
Tupe!
For those who don't understand,
maybe they just lack information.
Let's not forget
And let's admit, there's always a risk.
Our bodies don't all react
the same way to foreign bodies.
Now
When a decent doctor, like me
- Nino, move the car around, okay?
- Okay.
- I won't be long.
- Got it.
Tupe is my eldest.
He looks exactly like his father.
Especially before
all the plastic surgeries.
Geez.
Give me my phone.
The clients who ask for an X-deal
are the ones who get you into trouble!
Doc Tupe!
Doc Tupe, can we take a picture?
- I'm such a huge fan!
- Sure, come here.
Wacky shot, Doc Tupe, okay?
Doc Tupe, wacky face.
I was doing wacky.
Or maybe oppa pose. Oppa pose!
There we go! You look so handsome.
- Thanks.
- Thank you, Doc Tupe!
I didn't give
Elphie her multivitamin earlier.
So can you give it to her
during dinner?
And send me a pic, please?
Good morning, Doc!
Doc Tupe!
Can we have another photo, please?
- Here we go!
- Let's do a group shot.
Let's go here, by the flowers,
the leaves.
- For the aesthetics.
- How about here?
There we go!
- Thank you, Doc Tupe!
- Thank you!
- All right.
- Thanks.
Doc Tupe is so handsome.
So handsome!
- Let's go, let's go.
- Yeah.
I'll send the pics to you.
Here comes Josie.
Second eldest.
Notoriously frugal with money, like me.
That's my Rose.
My third child.
Rosalinda!
I thought of roses when I had her.
- Hey!
- Josie!
Yeah, it's me.
Give me some cash, please.
Driver's waiting, come on.
Only big bills on me.
Really? All big bills?
Yeah.
I saw your video, by the way.
Josie, not here!
Here it is.
Wow, thank you! Here you go!
She said to keep the change!
That's from Councilor!
- Hi! Hello!
- Thank you, ma'am!
Rosalinda Rose Sevilla, okay?
Number eight on the ballot!
That's enough. Let's go in.
Don't forget.
Save your vote buying for later.
Why are you in a hoodie?
Why do you look like that?
I'm hiding from Ruby.
What?
Tupe!
Josie?
What a fancy ride you've got!
Is your young chick a babe inside?
- Chickababe! You're too much!
- You're so funny.
- Rosalinda.
- Hello, Tupe.
Victoria's with Topher and Isabelle.
We're going camping later.
- That's nice!
- Of course.
Damn! This ride is next level!
This ride of yours!
That's not a car, Josie. Not a car.
Because there's a small bed,
a tiny bathroom.
It's like a mobile home.
- You know, I ordered lechon!
- Well...
I bought one!
- Me too.
- I ordered one!
We won't run out of lechon then!
- And I'm taking home the leftovers.
- Go ahead!
Hurry up. You can keep bragging
to each other upstairs.
Come on, Josie!
You still haven't changed.
- Still trashy.
- Listen to these two.
Well, Rosalinda,
how's your campaign going?
It's going really, really well!
Won't you connect me
with the celebrities you're working with?
We'll just do little silly dances,
like this.
For God's sake.
- His patients are washed up artists.
- Hey!
That reminds me
What's this about? Is it true?
- What Rica Mayores was saying about you.
- Oh, my God, yes! Tell us!
I saw it on my FYP too.
It came up.
- "FYP"?
- "FYP"?
- For You Page.
- Coming through!
Hey, Roel!!
Roel!
Didn't he hear me?
Still deaf.
Where is everybody?
Raquel!
- Anybody There! Raquel!
- Hi!
- How are you?
- I missed you.
You look so beautiful!
Please! Look at you!
So, how are the elites?
Is your rice made of gold?
And what's with the cap and shades?
Celebrity?
I told you, hiding from Ruby.
Why are you hiding?
I've been meaning to ask you.
I was holding back.
You guys broke up?
- Yeah. She betrayed me.
- Ruby?
What about Avelino?
What are you talking about?
Avelino was her first husband.
He's the original.
What Manuel?
That was ages ago.
He's Alice's dad.
So many others came after.
Like 500.
Then Josie got tired of hot dogs.
Switched to peanuts.
How do you like peanuts?
No difference at all.
Still a headache. Hurts my fingers too.
- Oh, God!
- Just gives me arthritis.
What's that smell?
- Adobo!
- Adobo!
Mama's recipe!
- Come on, come on.
- I just got hungry.
- I'll have a little bit of lechon.
- There's the lechon I ordered!
- Here's the adobo. Try it.
- Hi, Josie!
- They said
- Hiya, Alfred!
- Hi, Rose!
- That adobo smells amazing.
- Hello, Alfred!
- Miraquel! Miraquel!
Why did you lock
the downstairs bathroom?
We turned it into a storage room.
- What?
- We made it a storage room!
Don't shout!
Next time, don't lock
the bathroom downstairs, okay?
What if there's an emergency?
Unbelievable!
So hot-headed.
Ma. Ma, don't scare me, okay?
I just need to use the bathroom.
Ruel, that stinks!
What did you eat?
What are you doing here?
And why didn't you lock the door?
The lock's broken!
You're not circumcised yet?
What's it to you?
Besides, you're the carpenter.
Why couldn't you take care
of the repairs in Mama's house?
Why? Does Mama care
if the lock's broken or not?
She takes a crap in diapers!
Don't eat yet, hey! Wait for me!
Hey, let's wait for Roel.
Doesn't matter if it's circumcised or not.
What matters is it's clean.
It's Alfred's fault.
Pissed me off. He forgot to call.
I already told him
we might run out at Linda's!
Yes, their lechon is popular
because they sell cheap.
It's not that bad!
And it's our fiesta too.
Sorry, Tupe.
It's okay. At least we got one.
Hey, just chip in, okay?
Chip in for what?
Why is it leaking?
What? Do you still get your period?
No, I just checked something.
Why is it dripping?
Because it's the rainy season, right?
So the water's collecting in the ceiling.
Because our roof has holes.
You know what, the other day,
it rained briefly, about 15 minutes.
And a flood quickly rose outside.
Really?
Yes.
Poor you.
I think we need to renovate.
It's nothing to worry about.
Tomorrow I'll give you
Architect Lopez's number again. Okay?
We need a total assessment and, of course,
- check the structural
- Wow.
Structural integrity of the house.
- Lecture time!
- If we decide to proceed with renovation,
let's make it a bit modern,
so it looks nice.
I mean, especially if, who knows,
the media catches me visiting here.
But
How much will it cost?
Well, from what I can see,
probably around 1.5 million.
What?
- Who's paying for that?
- So expensive.
We'll talk about it.
The most important thing
is that the house is in order.
You've really gone numb, huh?
Look, it's leaking
and you don't even feel it?
- Me?
- From all your Botox.
- Get away from there.
- Even your scalp's gone numb.
Here. Here, bro.
- That's clean.
- Anna.
What's that for?
For scooping. Wiping.
Is there poop?
- She said "dripping" not dropping.
- My goodness.
Miraquel,
let's move to the dining room, okay?
Let's talk there.
We'll talk there.
- We need to talk?
- Yes.
- I got this.
- Okay, let's go, let's go.
Ramil!
What?
Hurry up and get dressed.
We'll talk in the dining room!
Yes, okay! Okay!
I'm coming!
Hey.
Looking good!
I don't understand all this fuss!
When Mama died,
we weren't even complete.
Then at the burial,
Josie,
she already lives nearby
and still, she was late.
Ruby and I were busy
with our business at the time.
Why do you keep bringing it up, Ramil?
What business? Monkey business?
Do you prefer doggy business?
You're too worked up!
Wait, isn't the death anniversary
tomorrow?
I told you, we moved the date!
No choice.
I have plans tomorrow, Alfred.
So I thought
we might as well do it today.
Just in time for the fiesta.
You know,
it actually works better, Alfred.
Hey, you'll support me, right?
Maybe it's better to celebrate
Mama's death in advance.
I'm sure Mama would understand.
Celebrate?
Maybe they're happy their Mama died.
Okay, Ms. Smart-mouth.
Here.
We have something to show you
that Miraquel found among Mama's things.
What is it?
This isn't Mama's official
last will and testament, okay?
- It's not a diary.
- What is it?
- A diary?
- I just told you, no!
If it's a list of debts
and we have to chip in again,
I swear, I'm leaving.
- Could you let me finish?
- Yes, of course.
- Read it.
- Can we proceed?
- Yes.
- Okay. Let's proceed.
Here we go.
Listen.
"My dear children,"
maybe,
by the time you read this,
if anyone reads it,
I hope and pray
that you'll all be together.
Complete.
Like when you were kids.
All of us under one roof,
laughing in the kitchen,
running around in the garden.
"Everyone getting along."
Tupe, this is for you.
"Tupe,
take care of your siblings, okay?
Take care of yourself too.
You are the eldest, but not at all times
"do you need to be the strong one."
- Josie, your turn.
- There, there.
Water?
"Josie, don't neglect your children."
I know it's hard being both
mother and father to them.
But I also know
you're the most resourceful.
Stay away from vices, okay?
"Stop looking for love from men."
Boom!
Josie is an obedient daughter
in that regard!
Screw you.
"And you, Rosalinda"
Let's skip this one, okay?
I've read this
No, no. We want to hear it.
- Go on. Go on.
- Keep going.
Read it. Let's hear it.
If that's what you want.
"And you, Rosalinda,
more power and take care.
You know, my child,
that you are the most neat.
You are the most cautious.
You are the fairest.
You are most beautiful.
"And above all,
you have the most beautiful"
For God's sake!
How come all I get are lectures
while you get,
"the kindest, smartest and beautiful"?
Take it up with Mama!
Mama's playing favorites!
Okay, stop, please.
Anyway, for all of you,
Mama left something, said something.
For me, nothing, okay?
What about me?
But here's the bottom line.
The most important part is at the end,
what Mama left behind.
That's it. Listen up.
This is the important part.
Mama wanted to leave
her properties
To Jacob.
Jacob?
- Who's
- Who's Jacob?
- Who's that?
- Jacob?
Another adoption?
The gardener.
He was downstairs earlier.
Didn't you see him?
I thought he was one of my fans.
To a gardener?
- Yes.
- Exactly.
I know, right?
That's what we want to know.
That's why we decided
to have Mama exhumed.
- By the gardener?
- What?
- Exhume?
- Why did you exhume our mother?
- Yeah!
- What if she haunts us?
- Yes.
- And, and, and
How will Mama resurrect
at the second coming
if you've destroyed her body?
No. We cremated her.
Cremated?
- They burned her.
- Wait!
What did you do to my mama?
Oh, my God.
Come on.
Let's all calm down.
Everyone calm down, okay?
I'm sorry.
I was the one who suggested it.
- Okay?
- I knew it.
Think about it.
Why, out of the blue,
would that be Mama's wish?
What if
There was foul play in her death?
Because it's not giving!
I agree, something is off.
- I found condoms on Mama's bed.
- Condom?
- And they were even
- Really?
In strawberry flavor!
Shucks!
It's better without them!
Right in front of everyone, huh?
Why do you even need condoms?
Aren't you barren?
Same as your sister Rose.
What if he gets lucky, you know?
He should marry me first.
Geez, marry first before popping inside.
Can you stop with the vulgar
and obscene remarks?
So, Rosalinda,
did you get Mama autopsied?
Here it is.
The results?
- Here are my expenses.
- Expenses?
Just chip in.
It was all pretty pricey.
Chip in again? Now, wait a hot minute!
I wasn't informed of all this.
I came here to eat.
Josie, Josie, if we need to chip in,
we won't count you.
All right, okay. Thanks, thank you.
What does it say?
In the autopsy?
Not "arrested."
Past tense, right? Mama's dead.
Nothing, nothing yet.
Nothing?
No results yet.
We just told you
so you're aware. Okay?
What do we do about this?
This has nothing to do with you.
It's a family matter.
- Let's just pray for Mama, okay?
- Okay.
You're right, brother.
That's the best thing to do.
I mean, Mama might think
we only care about the inheritance.
That's the truth for me.
I don't have to pretend.
I came here to eat,
and find out the details
about my share of the inheritance.
Not for contributions or whatever.
So, where's the
Where's the urn?
You didn't see it there?
No!
I'll go get it.
Anna?
Yes?
Anna?
What is it?
Where's the urn?
Why are you asking me?
I'm not the one who burned her.
You were just there earlier, right?
Alfred?
What happened?
Alfred?
Baby?
Did you take the urn?
- Where's the urn?
- Why are you asking me? I don't know.
What's the problem?
We placed it here...
- Hey!
- Hey, hey, hey!
- What happened?
- Your mother's ashes are missing!
- No!
- This is getting spooky!
- Where could it have gone?
- Alfred! Stop it.
No!
- What will we do?
- What happened?
We have so many guests coming in later.
Visitors
Where could it be?
This is for my content.
Guys, question,
has anyone here seen my interview yet?
Guys? Anyone?
Aren't we gonna eat yet?
I'm doing a "Sharon" for take out!
I didn't know you were a Sharonian!
No! I'm a solid Maricel Soriano fan!
- No!
- Where is he?
Who?
Who was that?
I better keep my guitar safe.
You've got a really colorful family,
ma'am.
Those flowers are so lovely.
You know, sampaguitas are my favorite.
They don't need close tending,
but they're so beautiful.
Just like you, ma'am.
How have you been, ma'am?
These plants and flowers
have been wondering where you've been.
They miss you since you left.
We all miss you here.
Really, dear?
Yes, ma'am.
Seems like
you're the only one who remembers.
Ma'am, I will never forget you.
It's true.
I owe you so much.
You cared for me,
took me in.
You let me stay here, like a real family.
Think nothing of it.
Hey! Kid!
Sir!
What did you do to our mama?
- What did you do to our mama?
- I don't know anything.
- I don't know what you're talking about!
- Don't! Stop it!
- You could go to jail for that!
- Fail what?
Don't!
Tell me the truth.
Come clean. Get this over with!
What's your relationship with Mama?
Why are there condoms in her room?
Roel, be quiet!
- Someone might hear you!
- I don't know anything!
They'll use this smear for my campaign!
- Let's talk inside.
- I don't go in there.
The condoms are mine and Alfred's.
Does it hurt?
I'm fine.
He said it doesn't hurt!
- Roel!
- It doesn't hurt?
- Roel!
- Roel, have mercy.
- Stop it!
- Roel, have mercy.
I don't want to fight.
Please! I didn't do anything wrong.
- I haven't even touched you, okay?
- That hurts!
You're such a drama queen, Anna!
Drama queen!
Pastor Johnny.
Yes, you're going
in the right direction, Pastor Johnny.
I'll come aand fetch you.
You go ahead. I'll call for you.
Pastor Johnny.
Yes, I'll come fetch you. Right.
It's by the
Pastor Hello, Pastor Johnny?
Pastor Johnny?
That's better.
Pastor Johnny. So, the store,
the market, on the right,
you turn right there, okay?
It's just a few meters away from there...
Pastor Johnny!
Pastor Johnny!
- Hi, brother.
- Glad you made it!
Of course, anything for you.
With all you do for the church,
your carpentry work,
your frequent visits to the services.
Pastor Johnny, let's not dwell on those.
We know heaven
has long counted them.
You see, that is why
you are truly blessed, brother.
So
Where are the congregants?
Where are our companions?
- Come! Come!
- Brother!
Brother!
- There you are!
- Let's go!
Pastor Johnny!
My brothers and sisters
Brothers, let us come down
and Pastor Johnny will begin.
Let us listen to his good news.
Pastor Johnny, please begin.
My children,
we now commence a sacred gathering.
Together with our brethren
in the Fellowship of the New Fruit.
We are here today
to cleanse your souls,
your spirits
And this house
from sins and negative energy.
But first, we need an opening prayer.
Brothers, let us pray.
Thank you, Daddy Johnny,
for gathering us,
bringing us together in this home.
Thank you, Daddy Johnny.
Thank you, we are eternally grateful.
- Thank you!
- Thank you, thank you, brother.
Thank you, thank you.
Let us applaud our brother.
And again,
my children, let us sing our sacr...
And now, my children,
let us sing our sacred...
What?
And now, my children,
let us sing our sacred ho...
And now, my children,
let's do it acapella!
- We are one, united, we are altogether.
- Fellow of the New Fruit
"New fruit," more like "missing tooth"!
What has Ramil gotten himself into?
Some kind of a cult?
I gotta pee!
- I need to pee!
- Come on! Before you pee in your panty!
My goodness!
So funny!
Do you remember
when we were kids
Remember one of Papa's guests
who looked like a booger?
A literal booger?
Yes! You were dying from laughter.
Like you are now.
And Mama was cross with me.
She was? Why?
Because as the eldest,
I should have told you to stop.
Oh, my God!
Why is Ramil in a freaking cult?
I know right?
The Fellowship of the Newly Toothless!
That hurts!
Oh my!
Josie
The
The video I sent you by accident...
Your sex video?
It wasn't meant for you.
I was supposed to send it to Jose,
but it ended up with you.
To Jose?
Why would you do that?
And why does Jose's
skin look tight as a drum?
So young, and the size of his
What happened?
That's not Jose.
That's Joseph.
Jose's brother.
What in the world?
Oh, my God.
That explains it.
Because, Josie,
what Jose wanted
was for us to have an open relationship.
Because, he said we didn't have children.
And besides,
we hadn't been okay for a long time.
Aren't you too old to be fighting?
Is that why you didn't use his last name?
Good thing I didn't use his last name.
I used Sevilla all the way.
Because he didn't want to feel guilty
cheating without consent.
Open relationship Doesn't that mean
we can be with anyone?
- Yes.
- Right?
So, there.
I sent the video to him.
Now he's the one crying.
Rosalinda!
You're amazing!
You get the last laugh!
- You think so?
- Yes.
Don't worry about
the video ending up in my inbox.
That video's safe with me,
I'm not a gossip.
- Are you sure?
- Yes.
Promise me!
Crap.
Even this bidet is broken?
Here, here, here.
I've got wet wipes.
I bet the women who live here
have vaginas that smell.
Here you go.
Thanks.
Who's that?
Someone's calling. Who is it?
It's Alice.
- Aunt Rose!
- Hi, sweetheart. I miss you!
I miss you, too!
- What is it?
- Guess who I'm with right now.
Right now? Who?
Hell no!
Alice?
She hung up.
- I wonder why...
- I told you not to say I was here.
You still haven't made up?
Because
It's because of Ruby.
The lesbian.
She doesn't like her.
She's mad about it.
Why would she be mad?
And the insurance.
Come on. Hurry up.
Wait. Wait.
So there's that.
- Okay.
- That's why she's avoiding me.
This insurance matter...
Why didn't you
- Let's not talk about it.
- Sell it to me?
Let's not talk about that.
Now you don't want to talk about it.
No, you were busy then.
Come on, come on.
Forget about it. Let's go.
Are you sure? Hey, Alfred!
So, are the prayers done?
Prayers? I thought it was a dance?
- Not yet.
- You're so silly.
Where are you going?
We're gonna watch a different show.
Action this time!
Please stop.
My head!
Roel, enough! Roel!
What do you mean, "enough"?
I can't take this anymore!
Tell us!
Tell us!
- Kuya, please.
- Tell us what you did to our Mama!
If not, I'll smash that skull
of yours piece by piece!
I didn't do anything! Nothing!
Enough!
Of all Mama's children,
I am the cursed one!
Me?
Trash!
And you?
- Who are you?
- I'm innocent!
No more talking!
- Punch him again!
- I don't know anything!
You don't know anything?
- You don't know?
- Brother!
You?
- Roel.
- All the inheritance went to you,
and you don't know anything?
- I can't take this anymore!
- Let him go!
Go, Jacob! You can do it!
Enough, please.
Brother, please.
Enough, kuya.
This is all your fault!
Why us?
Especially you, Kuya Tupe!
Me?
Why me?
Why you?
Who ever thought of rescheduling
a death anniversary!
And what did you do
when Mama first told you
she had health worries?
You were the first one she told.
Because you're the doctor.
Her dear doctor child.
But what did you do?
Nothing!
You let Mama suffer until it got worse.
I think you're forgetting something.
I'm a cosmetic surgeon.
Not an oncologist.
What?
Whatever that means!
You don't care!
You didn't even look for help!
Honestly, you've done nothing
for this family.
We all sacrificed just for you
to finish med school.
Me
What about me?
When I told you
I wanted to be a musician
What did you do?
You laughed at me!
- When I left with Papa...
- Not me!
When I said I'll go with Papa
When he and Mama separated!
What did you say to me?
"Traitor!"
"Ungrateful!"
You don't know
what it's like to see Papa sad!
Because his worthless child,
the child who didn't
grow up with him,
the child he neglected,
was the one who chose
to stay with him!
You don't know what it's like to see
Papa dying of sadness
because his favorite children
are nowhere!
Nowhere!
Not one of you visited him!
Enough.
Where is this coming from?
You on drugs?
It's your turn!
- Me?
- Yes!
Yes, you!
Mama did nothing but care
for your fatherless children!
Are you done?
- Done?
- Yes!
The hell with you!
Damn you!
What gives you the right
to talk to me like that?
You jerk!
If I left my children
with Mama to take care of,
it's because I worked early
to feed all of you!
And you're part of that!
I'm the only one
who was always on your side!
Who bought your first guitar?
It was me, right?
Me!
Who went with you
to your audition in Manila?
Mama didn't even give us fare money!
Because Mama didn't want us to go!
Still, I accompanied you!
Damn all of you!
That's your problem.
Just because
I haven't achieved anything.
Just because I didn't graduate.
So you think it's fine to insult me.
Just like that?
You jerk.
You fool! You have no balls.
You can't even
take care your own child!
Ate, please! Don't engage!
He's drunk!
He's just drunk!
I'm not drunk!
You're drunk, Roel!
- No!
- Yes, you are!
Rest now.
We'll handle this.
You handle this.
You handle it!
Since everybody here
is just perfect.
There! I smashed
Mama's lover's face for you!
So you have nothing else to destroy, Doc!
At least you can say
I did something for this family!
Damn it!
Let's end this here!
- Kuya!
- I'm done!
Kuya!
What did he drink?
This thing
The congregation's special liquor.
It's strong!
Especially if you're unclean!
Did you wash?
I used wipes!
Aren't we going after kuya?
This is your fault, Kuya Ramil!
It's your fault!
Me, I'll do it!
Go, Alfred! Thank you!
Is he an addict?
- Kuya Roel!
- What?
Where are you going?
I'm leaving!
Apparently,
I'm not welcome here anymore!
Can you drive?
I want to die!
You coming?
Sure! They said
I should go with you!
Come on, then!
You really are stupid!
Got a cigarette?
Nope!
Hi, Alfred!
Got a lighter?
- Nope!
- I've got one.
You're completely useless.
Just relax, Kuya Roel!
Relax my ass!
Do they have beer here?
You were in a band?
Yes! We even had an album!
- Here!
- Really?
Yes!
Look!
You don't believe me!
There!
Cool!
ROSALINDA SEVILLA
NUMBER EIGHT ON THE BALLOT!
Got any parents left?
We don't really care
about each other.
I grew up with my aunt.
That's probably what Roy would say
if you asked him about me.
He doesn't know you?
He was only seven
when I left them for the band.
Kuya Roel, I'm sorry,
but I'm not much for conversation.
You're not much of anything!
He's really deaf.
Idiot, I heard you perfectly!
No, I only meant
you might get bored around me.
I'm not good
at this chatting and stuff.
Sometimes it's just nice
to have someone with you.
Someone who listens
even if you sound like a broken record.
- Want a sample?
- Of course!
They say we're crazy
But do they know the truth?
They say we're mad
So what if it's true?
Coolness!
You know what?
It's my birthday today.
Today?
Yes.
Not one of them remembered.
I thought Kuya Tupe
moved Mama's anniversary
to make way for my birthday.
Maybe they'll celebrate later.
Too late!
Here, let's go again
They say we're crazy
But do they know the truth?
They say we're mad
Sir!
Excuse me, old man.
Can we change the song?
That song souds like hell!
What do you care?
You want me to kill...
- Fine.
- Three on one.
Wait, I'll call my brother.
You're lucky it's your birthday!
Stay there! Damn all of you!
- Did he have to swear at us?
- Kuya!
Kuya Tupe!
Ate Ruby!
Hey! Ate Ruby!
What's up with her?
Damn, I stepped on a poop.
I don't know.
By the way, babe,
I ran into Ate Ruby.
She seemed like
she was hiding from me.
Looks like
she was hiding from someone.
I don't know.
She ran off when I called to her.
Yeah.
Hey, babe.
Do you know
it's Kuya Roel's birthday today?
Yes!
Not one of us remembered!
None of us.
Crap, no more credits.
Babe, hold my phone.
- Why?
- I'll just finish this.
Finish what?
Let's solve this madness.
- Go outside.
- What now?
Poor guy.
He needs some air.
- All right.
- Everybody.
- What the hell is this?
- Are you sure?
I'll do it.
Guys, I got this.
I'm begging you.
Sorry about earlier.
Kuya, I need you to shut up.
Kuya, you've had your turn.
Give it a rest.
Let's pretend the two of us
are on mock trial, okay?
I'll ask you questions.
You answer me
with only the truth.
Okay.
Here it goes
Okay.
Jacob, where were you
during this incident?
What
What incident?
When the urn went missing!
Let's say around 4:00 p.m.
Where were you?
Just outside
Outside? Which outside?
There are so many "outsides."
Outside the house,
outside the country
A child outside a marriage?
Answer, Jacob!
The
The I was just in the garden.
The garden?
What were you doing in the garden?
Because I am a gardener?
- Are you trying to be a smart ass?
- No!
- No, ma'am!
- I can't hear anything!
Nothing, nothing.
- What did you say?
- Nothing.
Don't yell at me!
He wasn't shouting, Roel!
I'm older than you!
He wasn't yelling!
- He wasn't yelling!
- Shut up, okay?
- I'm so sorry!
- Jacob!
What if I'm the one
who took the urn?
Wait! My turn! Me next!
Are we doing another cremation?
I promise, sir.
Okay, you done?
Jacob, let's go straight to the point.
Were you in a relationship
with our mother?
Hey, hey, hey, wait.
Maricel Soriano,
that's Maricel Soriano's line.
Okay. Relationship?
Querido, secret affair,
number two Relationship!
Relationship? Aunt Josie, I didn't...
Don't "Josie" me!
Answer the question!
Hey!
- Jinx!
- I know right?
No. I know nothing
about what you're saying.
- Enough.
- He's having a seizure!
Enough, please.
- Hey, what's happening?
- What's going on?
- Wait, wait.
- Jacob!
He needs to be taken
to the hospital.
No, we can't!
Our reputation will be ruined!
If not, what then?
Just kill him!
- What's happening to him?
- Let's kill him.
- Can you stop it?
- Bury him in the garden, like fertilizer.
- It's so noisy! What's that noise?
- What's wrong with you?
Sorry, I farted.
- It's so noisy outside!
- What's going on?
Maybe, wait Maybe
Maybe it's my constituents.
Come on, let's see.
Maybe my fans.
They probably saw my interview.
Scammer, come out!
Scammer! Thief!
Wait a second!
If you want a picture, fine,
but in groups, okay?
We're looking for Josie Sevilla!
- She's a scammer!
- Yes she is!
- Scammer!
- Josie?
What did you do?
Ate Josie?
- Why you?
- Why me?
- I don't know.
- Scammer!
You stole from us,
you scamming thief!
Me?
What are they saying?
- Josie!
- Scammer! Thief!
Hey!
- Hey!
- Wait! Wait!
- Out of the way!
- No!
Where are you taking her?
Where are you taking her?
What did our sister do?
You're not our concern!
What happened?
What's that?
What are you doing?
Let's go!
We need to follow them!
We need to check on Ate.
- But who is this?
- Nino!
Ramil!
He's one of yours!
- In your congregation!
- Excuse me! He's not our member!
- Let's go!
- I'm your international interpreter!
- Let's follow Josie!
- Come on!
- We need to follow her!
- What should I do?
Watch Anna.
Watch her closely because
I have a weird feeling about her.
She might have even murdered Mama.
I'll watch her closely.
Anna, I'm supposed
to watch you closely.
- Let's push it first.
- Push!
What just happened?
Push! Push! Push!
Help us push!
There we go!
Okay! It's moving!
It's moving.
Whose is this, kuya?
- Why is it...
- That's mine.
I had a stiff neck.
So what?
It's just a stiff neck.
- Kuya...
- Raquel, help me fix my hair.
I had no idea
that you were wearing a wig.
I don't have to tell you.
Oh, my God!
I thought plastic surgeons
were perfect.
Yes, but this has nothing
to do with plastic surgery.
Did Science lose
the battle with hair fall?
Kuya!
That should be okay now.
- Yeah, that's good.
- Please be serious this time.
No, you're still handsome.
- I don't trust you.
- Now more controversial than ever.
I think so, too.
Wait. What now?
What is this?
I don't know how to fix it, kuya.
Maybe it's upside down?
- Like that.
- No!
- What?
- The bangs. Add a bit of bangs.
A little bangs. Like this.
Perfect?
Why do I look
like that controversial mayor?
- That's fine, Raquel.
- Let's talk about Josie.
- What happened? What's that about?
- Wait.
Let me ask something.
In the middle of all that chaos,
did you notice if they
- If they showed a warrant of arrest?
- I couldn't even get a word in...
I wanted to ask someone,
but things were pretty wild.
So I thought
we should just follow them.
But what scam are they talking about?
Josie mentioned it to me earlier.
It's an investment for insurance.
Yes.
It can easily be bought out.
Right.
Anyway.
Your phone, kuya.
It's Victoria.
Hi, hon, I'm sorry.
I'm busy.
I didn't realize
you left me so many texts.
My gosh, you have no hair!
Dada, don't you feel it?
Feel what?
It happens to people, you know?
Even I feel unhappy sometimes.
But, I mean, it'll pass.
Or do you want to go abroad?
To
You really don't feel it?
You don't feel that
I'm leaving you?
I'm tired of taking care of you.
I'm tired of being embarrassed
because of you.
They're right.
We're going to cool off
in the States.
Is that your sad face, kuya?
Sounds like they're breaking up.
- I'm bringing Elphie with me.
- No!
You can't bring Elphie.
Not Elphie. You know this.
Elphie can't handle
a long trip to the States.
And, at the same time,
you know her. She'll be traumatized.
Just leave her with me.
- Victoria, can I talk to Elphie?
- Bye.
I didn't know
he had another child name Elphie.
I don't know about that.
No, Elphie's his beloved pet iguana.
Right.
Things have been
Yes.
I don't know what to do now.
- Okay?
- Yes, please, Ate.
I need a lawyer.
In case there's a separation
of property or whatever.
- You should be my lawyer.
- I'm not a real lawyer.
What do you mean?
I know the clothes
are selling it well
I thought you said you're good
at interrogation, good at litigation
- I didn't take the bar exams.
- Are you following?
Are you serious?
- Whoever can come
- Because I took care of Mama.
I know some won't make it.
No one else could take care of her.
No one was left with her.
I swear to God, Raquel!
She had to blame me
for being scared to take the bar exam.
But why is it like that
when you're a mother,
it feels like everything is your fault.
Well, after all,
my death is the reason
for all this chaos.
If only I could be
with all of them right now.
I know I could at least
try and help make their lives better.
Head to the precint, okay?
I need help.
What is it?
We might have run someone over.
Wait a minute.
- Wait! Stay inside.
- Lift it up.
- We have a lot of issue!
- I know.
Let me handle it!
- Are you about to give birth?
- I can't...
- Get up.
- Miss, excuse me.
- My children! My children!
- They're her babies. Her babies.
- My children! My children!
- There you go.
My child!
- Excuse me.
- It's mine!
I know we hurt you.
Can we take you to the hospital?
To make sure you're okay.
Where? Okay, where?
- Where do we go?
- Hop in.
The hospital's just right there.
- Sure.
- Slowly.
- Come on, come on, quickly.
- Sorry.
What happened? So much is going on!
- Here?
- Is this it?
Damn.
- It's as big as a house!
- Get in.
- We're also in a hurry.
- Is this a house?
Anybody home?
It never ends.
Be careful!
Will we fit? It's so spacious!
All right. Damn!
I let them in so we can
take them to the hospital.
Hey!
Doc Tupe!
Can I shake your hand?
Please shake my hand.
Both hands.
- Hello.
- Can we take a selfie?
You want to take a selfie?
You didn't even check
if your wife's okay?
She's fine.
We're not married.
What do you mean?
- We're having an affair.
- Affair?
Yes, we're running
from his wife.
There we go! Right there!
- One, two...
- Let me join.
Here.
- Here.
- We got it.
- These aren't stuffed toys.
- Okay.
Just reminding everyone.
These are my children. Adopted.
Let me introduce them
This one's Alden.
This is John Lloyd.
This is Enrique.
This is Jerald Napoles.
It's actually his birthday today.
- Happy birthday.
- Wow, so cute.
Sing, please.
Well done.
Hey! Councilor!
- Isn't that Councilor?
- Councilor?
Councilor! Yes, Councilor!
- Councilor!
- Councilor!
I am sorry, okay.
Were you hurt?
Because we're just fine.
Sorry. I just came from surgery.
- Let's take a selfie, Councilor.
- Okay.
Wait a minute.
Stay right here, okay? Just here?
- Wait, wait.
- Rosalinda, can you manage?
- I'll accompany you.
- Assist me, kuya.
Yes. We'll only be a moment.
Damn it. Are you all stupid here?
Don't you understand?
I am not Ruby Ramirez.
- She dragged me into it!
- Grandma!
- Aren't you tired from shouting?
- I told you not to call me "Grandma!"
You damn bastard!
Where's the warrant of arrest?
Here it is.
Josie.
- We're getting you out of here.
- Yes. Don't worry, Ate.
I already called my constituents.
Just think JAPAN, Ate.
- Japan.
- What Japan?
- Oh, my God.
- Ramil.
Ate, sorry about earlier, okay?
Just chill.
You didn't do anything wrong?
Nothing.
Ate, is that why you
were wearing that outfit earlier?
I told you,
I was hiding from Ruby.
She is the scammer! Not me!
You should arrest her!
You bastards!
We promise you,
- we'll get you out of here.
- It's okay.
You know, this is apparently all
just a case of mistaken identity.
Never mind that.
It's okay.
It's really okay, Tupe.
Ate, don't worry.
Be strong inside.
We can do this.
"We"?
There's never a "we" with you. Okay?
We always have to chip in for you, right?
I know
I know what you think of me
because I have nothing.
I'm the poorest,
I'm the least educated.
When did you offer help to me?
When?
And now you say
you'll get me out?
That you'll help me?
No one ever helped me
except Mama.
Got that?
So I don't need your help now.
I'm tired of hoping you care!
I know
The love that I need,
you can't ever give me.
Ate, no, no, no! You're wrong.
We love you, Ate. I love you!
The hell are you saying?
Damn you, Rosalinda!
Earlier, I asked you for spare
to pay my ride!
You were so tight-fisted about it!
And now you say you love me? You fool!
Just say you're scared
that I might spread your video!
- Ate!
- What video?
- Ate!
- She has a video!
What video are you talking about?
Bro, positive.
It's the Councilor!
What are you talking about?
- Ate?
- Rosalinda?
What's this about?
Aunt?
Is that Alice? Alice?
Sweetheart! My baby!
Ma!
What happened to you?
Nothing. Nothing.
They just mistook me for someone else.
I'll fix this. I'll get out, don't worry.
Your Aunt Ruby will get it sorted out.
Tell me, Ma.
Why do you trust
Aunt Ruby that much?
I already told you. She's a scammer!
But you still believed her over me.
I don't understand.
You have so many children, Ma.
But you're the one
acting like a child!
I'm sorry, sweetheart.
Alice!
Alice!
I'm sick of this life!
Ate
The audacity!
Unbelievable!
She told me
She told me that it would stay
between the two of us.
Why do you think she would do that?
She's the only one with a copy.
Maybe it can still be deleted.
How many views does it have?
Why would you do something like that?
I thought you and Kuya Jose were okay?
Why
Were you blackmailed?
No.
It's my fault.
Because
He's been wanting to leave me
for a long time, right?
You know that.
You know our situation.
I told you about that.
But I didn't want to let go.
Imagine, at my age?
I should be settled, shouldn't I?
I have a husband.
Even if we don't have children.
But look at me. Here I am.
Dancing on Tip-Tok.
Hoping people will vote for me.
I didn't even want to run for council.
I just wanted
I just wanted something to do.
I just wanted to be busy with something.
For someone to need me.
I want to be paid attention to.
Why is it
that when a woman
does something questionable,
people have everything
to say about it.
But when those damn men cheat,
society seems okay with it.
Why is that?
Why do people think like that?
It's unfair.
They're unbelievable.
Miraquel
Do you think
Something really happened
between Mama and her gardener?
But anyway
Why does it matter to us, right?
Do we have to know everything
just because she's our mother?
Do we have to meddle in
who she chooses or doesn't choose?
Do we have to know
all of Mama's secrets?
We don't have to, right?
Even if it's true,
why did Mama do it?
Maybe she didn't
want to live alone.
Maybe she didn't want
to die alone like me.
Ate
Your idol turns out
She's a weak woman.
No, Ate.
Please don't say that.
You're still my idol! Seriously!
You're so brave,
you didn't even shave!
I mean
It was a jungle down there, Ate.
I love you.
You're the worst
out of everyone in this world!
- Josie!
- Let me explain, babe!
Stop calling me "babe"!
Explain to them! You monster!
You animal! I love you! Bastard!
Same to you!
Damn you! All I did was love you!
I gave you my trust!
What have you done?
Is this what I get?
You animal!
Why did you upload my sister's video?
Damn you!
- As if your name's spotless!
- What did you say?
My name is filthy, Ruby. Sure! Mine!
No!
Josie's name is tainted!
But my siblings' names
What?
- Damn you!
- What?
That's the only thing
I'm proud of!
- Enough!
- Josie!
- Enough!
- Rot in prison!
- Ate Josie! That's enough!
- Come on!
- You're an animal!
- The law will punish her.
- Ate. Come on!
- Enough!
We love you.
Enough, Ate. It's okay. We love you.
It's okay.
Hey. Come on.
Group hug.
I didn't know anything about that.
It's okay, Ate.
It's that damn lesbian.
- It's going to rain.
- Come on.
Let's get inside the camper.
We can all fit, anyway.
Damn you!
Enough, Josie.
Go ahead, Ate.
Kuya, do you have a lighter?
Yes, I have.
Can we smoke here?
I asked Alfred to buy a cake earlier,
but of course,
he misunderstood me again.
- When did you ever get it right?
- That's the thing.
Sorry, sometimes we forget about you.
- But it won't happen again.
- Thank you.
You're not circumcised yet, Ruel!
You're still intact.
Dad forgot!
I didn't need to know this information.
Do you have a ticklish spot here?
I didn't know!
He's ticklish.
Love you, brother.
Don't be mad at us.
You know,
we should have done this sooner.
A road trip, just us, our family.
At our age?
But let's plan it for summer.
Not during the rainy season.
Remember when it used to rain like this?
Here comes Juaning's champ or a do!
- With dried fish!
- Exactly!
And milk for Roel!
Milk!
I'm sorry, I can't relate.
I wasn't born yet.
You weren't picked up yet.
Ate, I hate you.
It looks like it's going
to rain pretty hard tonight.
I know how these things go.
Hopefully not too bad.
Damn it!
- Rose, why?
- What's going on?
They're still here.
Damn it!
- Sorry, sorry.
- Who are they?
We accidentally hit them.
We were supposed to take them
to the hospital.
- We were supposed to get X-rays done.
- You okay?
Are you okay?
Are you crying?
No, it's just All the emotions.
I'm fine.
Nothing happened to us.
It's okay, don't worry.
It's nothing serious.
We'll have you checked anyway.
- Nothing critical.
- It's okay!
- It's really okay!
- Also, we took photos with you!
Thank you so much.
- Okay, so
- It's funny.
And we also got to watch
some family drama!
Then it's his birthday
He's not circumcised yet!
Same as this guy!
Hey! I'm cut!
It's clean!
- It's been cleaned.
- It just doesn't look like it.
Wait, guys. Wait a minute.
Since it's your birthday
It's also my
other adopted child's birthday!
This is Gerald.
Here, he's yours.
- Happy birthday!
- Thank you!
You can have one of my babies.
Happy birthday to your brother.
What's that one's name?
John Lloyd.
This is Luis.
Luis!
This is Enrique.
Here, he's yours.
And this is Alden. Yours, too.
Councilor!
Councilor's feeling better!
That was fast!
You're fine now!
You don't have
your neck pillow anymore.
No, yes
I feel better now. Thank you!
- You're okay.
- Amazing!
For a while
This is for your birthday.
- How sweet.
- Be careful! Your tummy!
Hold me.
I can manage!
- Yes!
- Thank you!
Please go get circumcised.
So, clinic or hospital?
Or clinic first?
- It's fine!
- You sure?
- Anywhere is fine!
- It's okay.
- Where should we drop you?
- Right there is fine.
- We can get off there.
- Yes!
Nino, Nino, pull over.
Our guests are getting off the camper.
- Good luck with your baby.
- Take care.
- Careful.
- Thank you!
Wait!
Wait a moment!
What is it?
Where is it?
Here! This is yours.
Okay.
- Rosalinda Sevilla.
- There.
- Ocho!
- It's Ocho!
- Thank you!
- Thank you!
Can we take some of the snacks?
Take the snacks.
Go. Take it all.
Sorry, we already ate
some of the snacks.
Take care, okay?
There's a bag here!
- Take care!
- Here you go!
Sir, can we take a selfie with you?
They're so kind.
It's my first time meeting
an uncircumcised old man.
You'll be old someday!
Where did you meet them?
I don't know.
Something's not right with that woman.
Oh my.
Kuya.
You'll get custody of Elphie too.
Elphie?
Who?
Kuys
Kuys
If you're not ready to open up to us,
it's okay. We understand.
Can you let him talk?
Do you want to pitch in your own story?
- This is serious, Ate.
- Okay.
It's not about Victoria.
Tupe.
The doctor said I'm lucky if
I even make it to Christmas this year.
Kuya, don't say that.
I don't wanna hear that.
For a while
Only Elphie and I knew about it.
And then
When I told Victoria
She started acting different towards me.
I guess money can't buy everything.
Kuya
Kuya.
Roy told me about
the support you gave him.
Maybe that's why
I was even more upset with you.
But I don't want to admit
That I was just angry at myself.
I was taking it out on you
because it's hard
when there's no one else
I just needed
someone else to blame.
Thank you.
You helped my child graduate.
It's nothing, Roel.
Now, if you think
I bypassed you
I had no ill intentions.
Sometimes
it's hard to help all of you because
you won't help yourselves.
You know, Tupe
I just realized
That maybe
My life would have been less of a show
if you had fixed my breasts.
Because they're facing away
from each other!
I hope you had
I hope you'd just
Ate Josie.
I love you, brother.
I don't want any other brothers
or sisters. Just you.
Of course.
Wait.
I want you to stand in witness.
To what?
It's okay!
You're the GOAT, kuya.
- Let's go.
- Come on.
- It's raining!
- Let me do it.
- It's raining!
- It's okay!
- The umbrella...
- Wait, wait.
Here, Rosalinda.
Walk with Josie.
Yes. Where's Ate?
We're getting wet. Let's go!
It's pouring hard!
- Come here.
- Go ahead. We can do it.
Are you okay? Here.
- Hey, be careful.
- It's slippery.
Do you have an umbrella, kuya?
Yes, yes.
I told you it's going
to flood again. Look.
You didn't say anything.
Yes, I did!
I'm getting wet! Wait!
So strong!
Tupe!
Look! It's flooding, I told you.
Good thing Rosalinda has an umbrella!
Where's Alfred and Anna?
- It's strong!
- I knew this would happen.
What the
- Wait, let me just close the...
- Close the windows!
Yes! Okay! Okay!
- Oh, my God!
- We need to make sure the title is safe!
Where's the title?
- I'll take care of the title!
- Raquel!
And let's make sure
Mom's pictures are secure.
- You'll take care of it?
- Yes.
Where's Anna and Alfred?
Why did they let water wash in?
- Close the doors!
- Where are they?
- There so many leaks here.
- Are they in there?
Anna! Alfred!
You're back, Ate!
You're too close, don't you think?
You told me to stick close,
I didn't let go. I'm doing as you said.
Are you okay?
Who is he talking to?
What's happening?
Has she eaten yet?
What's happening?
What's up with him?
He's come down
with a fever when you left.
That's why I had
to change him to a red shirt.
I think he is seeing
your mother's ghost.
Is that what happened?
I lit a candle outside just in case.
- But that's my shirt.
- Is that yours?
Has she eaten?
It's time for her medicine.
She needs something in her stomach
before taking medicine.
It's okay, Jacob.
Please.
It's raining!
It's raining!
Your mother's plants!
I need to bring them in or they'll drown.
No, it's okay, Jacob. It's fine.
I'll just go down for a moment.
- I need to tend to the plants.
- No.
What are you doing?
You need to rest.
- That's okay.
- No.
No, Jacob.
I can't rest. I'll do it.
I'll take care of the plants.
Every day, your mother
took care of those plants.
I can't let them be neglected.
Your mother will be sad.
Those plants will die
if we don't get them out of the rain.
Yes. Jacob,
we'll take care of it, okay?
- You should rest.
- You'll take care of it?
That's what
you told her last time, remember?
When you moved your mother away
from the downstairs bedroom.
She wanted to to stay
in the room downstairs.
The one beside her garden.
Because she delights in those flowers.
She even said she'd struggle with stairs
if you moved her to the upstairs bedroom.
But you promised you'd handle it.
The truth is, that was
your preference, not hers.
You're too lazy to wake up at night
when she gets sick
or if she needs something.
You wanted to avoid leaving
your comfortable rooms
to go up and down
the stairs attending to her.
So you moved her to the room upstairs.
Even if it meant taking her away
from the thing that she loves.
I suppose that's what you're used to.
Always getting your way.
You're all so unfair.
You fight over a single flower,
but none of you
even know how to plant one.
None of you know how to care for it.
Serves you right.
Why did you slap him?
I'm sorry!
I got carried away.
Felt like a scene from a movie.
- Anna.
- You're so good!
What's the matter with you?
You're out of your mind.
Get him a glass of water. Go on.
And medicine. He's burning up.
And can you give him
his own shirt? Go on.
That's good, brother.
Sister! Where did you find that?
In Anna's room!
- What?
- Here. Look.
Look at this.
What is that?
What? Damn.
Is Anna crazy?
Look, it's empty.
She wasn't able to get new meds.
She ran out.
Oh, my God.
- Damn it.
- Damn it.
So we have a lunatic in the house?
- Yes.
- Yes!
- And I had no idea?
- Scary.
What's wrong with me?
A crazy person taking care of Mom?
And I didn't notice?
What kind of child am I?
I'm the youngest,
I should have handled this better.
What?
You are not the youngest.
The real youngest is
Roel.
- Me?
- Ramil.
Ramil.
Can you all stop
with your boomer jokes already?
It's exhausting.
That's why you were named "Miraquel"
because a miracle fell from the sky,
but landed in poop.
Wait, wait, wait.
Why didn't I know about this?
Because you weren't here when it happened.
You were with Dad.
Didn't you ever wonder?
How could Mom get pregnant?
She and Papa
were separated at the time.
Hello? Are you serious?
I'm barren.
So is Ate Rose.
What do you call that, then?
But, Raquel, nothing has changed.
You're still our baby sister,
and we love you dearly.
I love you.
Sorry, you're all too old for a prank.
Be quiet.
Lower your voices.
Jacob might be sleeping.
Hey, you.
Get out of my face.
I was there. I was about to cry.
Get out of here.
Out of my house.
Alfred! Come on.
Come with me!
You know what.
We'd better leave
this place together.
Let's run away, Alfred!
Let's get away
from those crazy Sevillas!
- Who's crazy?
- Don't tell me
Do you really want
to be left with them?
They're all messed up.
More messed up
than your pubic hair.
- So?
- This damn woman.
- No, because
- What?
- I have a secret too, baby.
- What?
She told me that
something happened between us.
But it only happened once, she said.
I don't know what happened.
I woke up in her room next to her.
Shit.
Once?
Do you think I'm stupid?
Let's start with you, brother.
- What?
- Well, it's come to this anyway.
Since we're here,
might as well confront the mess.
Honestly, I'm not
the only piece of shit here.
You, you're the most
successful person in this place.
But you're the biggest shithead!
You're so stingy!
You actually let me buy
your mother's diapers!
We always have
to beg for your help!
Alfred, enough.
- And you!
- Me?
What?
- You!
- What?
Back when Raquel
wanted to take the bar exam,
what did you say?
"Who will take care of Mom?"
When she has how many siblings?
And now you have
the nerve to call her adopted!
Damn all of you!
Alfred, enough, please!
And you!
Why don't you try acting your age?
Pull yourself together!
You look like a blushing tomato!
And you're so high!
- You noticed!
- Yes.
- Enough!
- And are you serious?
You're sleeping
with your husband's brother?
You'd rather spend time on Tip-Tok
than bother background-checking Anna?
What have I got to do with this?
Crazy!
I'm not a Sevilla!
You're not a Sevilla,
but all of you here are lunatics!
Alfred!
Learn some respect!
From you, Uncle Roel?
Why would I respect you?
You're the most useless one here!
Hey!
Do you know why?
Because you're always playing the victim!
Disgusting!
Ungodly, your face! You're the loony!
What about the title?
Yeah, let's go there!
Every time you come here,
something goes missing!
What did you do with the titles?
The titles
You've all lost your marbles.
That's why I don't want to be here!
I'm out, you bastards!
Let's go, Anna!
I refuse!
No!
It's not true that something
happened between us, Alfred.
I was just messing with you.
You're so gullible!
You crazy? After everything I said?
Sorry.
I'm so sorry.
Nothing really happened.
I'm sorry, brothers.
- I'm sorry. Sorry.
- You're lucky. Lucky.
Baby, forgive me.
Do I still have to leave?
I don't know, you shit.
You can stay for now.
But, you, I don't want to see you.
- Me?
- Yes.
I think she needs her meds.
- How did you even hire her?
- That's enough.
She was just introduced to me.
I didn't bother checking.
What is it?
Is that true?
Which part?
Is it true?
- Which one?
- The thing you said.
That I'm adopted, come on.
I'm getting confused.
That's why you'll never be my favorite.
But since we're all here
and spilling secrets,
what did you do with the titles?
The titles.
- What?
- Shut up!
What did you do with the money?
- Damn it.
- I am guilty.
What?
Jacob?
Jacob, where are you going?
Do you need anything?
I just need to use the bathroom.
Go straight ahead, son.
I'll take care of it.
I know the way.
That poor kid.
What now?
What do we do?
I guess there's nothing left
to fight over.
And if heaven really exists
If what Ramil says
about heaven is true,
then we're probably absolved
of all our sins
because of how much he donated.
What?
What now?
What is it again?
Jacob really had no part in any of this.
What? What?
Because this Look.
I have the autopsy results.
This is what it says.
"Cardiac arrest and multiple
organ failure caused Mom's death."
So it was a natural death.
Oh, my gosh.
This email was from yesterday.
So, Jacob
He didn't
He had no part in it.
What's happening?
Mom wouldn't have liked this.
You know
I have a feeling Mom
is behind all of this.
She arranged all these situations
so she could see us together.
Laughing, talking.
So it was Mom's plan.
It's almost seven.
Mom should
take her medicine around this time.
But by this time,
she was already struggling to breathe.
Then, bit by bit,
her heartbeat started fading.
Mom was born in 1932?
1932 Wrong info then.
Guys, then she would have been...
She would have been 93.
- But Mom was only 83.
- 85!
Think about it.
When Mom passed away,
who was with her?
The orphan lying on shit,
a maid,
a gardener, and a piece of shit.
None of you Sevilas.
It was just us civilians.
I think we need to undergo family therapy.
Power outage?
That's why, when we renovate
Did you pay the bill?
- we need to buy a small generator.
- Wait, wait.
- No flashlight here?
- There really isn't!
- There's light outside.
- Will this do?
I can hear the fiesta outside.
- Don't touch that, brother!
- Wait.
- That's dangerous!
- Where?
- Don't touch it!
- Don't worry!
- Where?
- You trust in me!
- Ramil!
- Stop!
- Stop!
- Ramil!
Don't mess around with that!
No.
I hope I don't get
my wish of a get-together soon!
But let's see which one
of them gets to visit me first.
No matter how dark
The secrets that you keep
You need not be afraid
To tell me everything
There's no room for fear
Masked in pretense
Don't you see it's just us
Who'll work it out until the end
They say we're crazy,
But do they know the truth?
Nobody asked for this
Is there anything I can do to help?
They say we're mad
So what if it's true?
Nothing else will change
We have a world of our own.
However heavy the burden that you keep
With a love so deep, we'll get by
Let go of the things
You cannot change
This is who we are
We have a world of our own
They say we're crazy
But do they know the truth?
Nobody asked for this
Is there anything
I can do to help?
They say we're mad
So what if it's true?
Nothing else will change
We have a world of our own
They say we're crazy
But do they know the truth?
Nobody asked for this
Is there anything
I can do to help?
They say we're mad
So what if it's true?
Nothing else will change
We have a world of our own
We have our own world
We have our own world