Fairest of them All (2025) Movie Script
(ominous music)
[Mad Hatter] (laughing)
Alice, I'm waiting.
Alice? You hoo? (Laughs)
I have a riddle for you.
In shadows I come, as
the clock strikes near,
veiled in white, both joy and fear.
Two bound together, stronger as one.
Who am I where love and dread are spun?
I don't know.
(Mad Hatter laughing)
I do.
(ominous music continues)
It's time for a tea party.
(Mad Hatter laughing)
(suspenseful music)
(suspenseful music continues)
(ominous music)
Hi, I love the arrangement, Alice.
I might collect our guests in that order.
Why don't you continue
this useful streak, hmm?
Make me a nice cup of tea.
Pour yourself one too, I don't
want to celebrate too soon,
but I just can't help myself.
Can I tell you something?
A riddle, this one I could finally solve.
In shadows I come, as
the clock strikes near,
veiled in white, both joy and fear.
Two bound together, stronger as one,
who am I where love and dread are spun?
Hmm? What am I?
I want you to answer it.
I'm not sure.
It's the second time you're
hearing this riddle now, Alice.
Go on, take a guess.
That's okay.
I insist.
I'll tell you what, if you
can guess the riddle correct,
I'll let you outside
for, let's see, a minute.
Wouldn't that be nice?
(suspenseful music)
Okay, yeah.
In shadows I come
Do you want me to do a countdown?
No, no, I've got it.
Is it
time?
Ah, oh, Alice, my sweet girl.
Well done, very good.
- Ah!
- Ah!
The tenth one you've got wrong, Alice.
Congratulations, maybe
someday you'll get one right, hmm?
Oh, would you look at the time?
I better get going.
Now, now, come here, you'll
know the answer soon enough
once my guests arrive.
(suspenseful music continues)
Pleasant dreams, my love.
(Mad Hatter laughing)
(ominous music)
(Prince grunting)
(bones cracking)
(Mad Hatter laughing)
(Rosetta gasps)
(ominous music continues)
There we are.
Will you sing to me, my love?
(Georgia singing)
(Mad Hatter laughing)
(ominous music continues)
Stay there, my love,
I'll be back in a moment.
(ominous music)
(Prince screaming)
Hello, Georgia.
(Georgia screaming)
Ah! Oh! Ah!
Shut the fuck up!
Your body is gone.
(laughs) It's time for a tea party.
(Mad Hatter laughing maniacally)
I missed you at the ball, Miss Terrycoat.
(ominous music)
I knew I'd find you here.
Hello, Cinderella.
Thought you killed me, hmm?
Word spreads fast in the darkness.
I'd like to make a proposition with you.
Oh? And what is that?
I no longer want this curse.
It's caused me nothing
but pain since the ballroom.
Always so ungrateful.
I see the good in you is
trying to fight the curse.
If you remove my curse, I
will give you an old life back,
regain your title.
(laughs) I would rather
watch you bleed to death
than ever do a deal with you.
You don't want to do this.
I do.
(ominous music continues)
(Mad Hatter laughing)
(Cinderella grunting)
Shh, aren't you glad I
got here in time, hmm?
Let me take care of her,
you stay right there. (Laughs)
(ominous music continues)
Now, where were we, hmm?
Oh! (Laughs)
Sweet dreams, my love.
(Mad Hatter laughing maniacally)
[Cinderella] Where is it, fucking whore?
Why can't I move?
Fucking answer us!
[Snow White] Please help us, set us free.
I'm sorry, he's put
a curse on the chairs,
only he can set you free.
Who are you people?
Look who's awake.
Do you wanna help us get out?
Are you okay?
Do you know who that fucking man is?
No, I don't know.
Can you use your powers?
How do you know
We've established the fact
that the rest of us have powers,
so it only makes sense that you do too.
Though we still don't know
about this mute girl over here.
Hey, can you kill her
with a look or something?
No, I'm not gonna kill her.
You don't kill?
No, not anymore.
I'm trying to fight this curse,
it's caused me nothing but pain.
Well, I mean, she's obviously in on this.
You're sick, you people.
You killed Robert.
I didn't kill Robert, I
You killed Peter.
(ominous music)
Oh, girls, don't give little
Alice here all the credit.
You sick son of a bitch!
Get in here now,
what the hell is going on?
(group yelling indistinctly)
Enough, that's better.
Hi, girls.
Now, I know you probably
all have some words for me,
but I'd like to explain
myself without interruption
over some tea!
Alice, be a dear and pour some tea
for our guests, would you?
I've put a spell on
your pretty little mouths.
If you wish to speak, you may raise a hand.
Is that clear? Yeah? Yeah?
Good! Oh, this is so exciting.
Now, getting right to it.
As much as it might
not seem like it right now,
but you girls are actually very lucky
that I killed those that
you so dearly loved.
Why? Why would you do that? You monster!
Your family would've
gotten in the way of his plans.
Who is he? His name is Father Time,
he lives up here. (Laughs)
He prophesied a riddle to me.
In shadows they come,
as the clock strikes near,
veiled in white, of joy and fear.
Two bound together, stronger as one,
who am I where love and dread are spun?
Care to take another guess?
The bride.
[Mad Hatter] Oh, very good, Cinderella.
I, like some of you here, am cursed.
I've been living at six o'clock
for as long as I can remember.
Longer than I've been in this castle.
The Red Queen's castle!
(Mad Hatter laughing maniacally)
Yep, it's not even mine.
I went down a rabbit hole
and I found the Witch of Meadow Finley,
and I slaughtered her
and I stole her magic.
And then I returned to this castle,
I killed everyone in my path! (Laughs)
Oh, the blood, you
girl should have seen it.
Oh, it was beautiful.
This place was absolutely covered in blood.
Although, I kept sweet, sweet Alice here.
You see, I thought she was the one
to release me from this permanent time.
But alas, she's just too
good, aren't you? Too pure.
He was trying to speak to me.
He was telling me that I needed a bride
who was just as mad and
just as blood thirsty as I was.
It was all in these little
riddles he'd send me,
but I couldn't crack them, you see?
That was until this one.
And all the pieces finally connected
when I stole the Witch
of Meadow Finley's ball,
and I found you girls,
my killer princesses.
Once I find my bride,
my curse will be broken.
So you killed the people we love
because you want us to be your bride?
[Mad Hatter] Close.
The riddle suggest just one.
He doesn't mean to create a
harem, now does he? (Laughs)
How will you decide?
[Mad Hatter] Great question.
You all equally have the power
to do damage to one another,
but I couldn't see who
would come out on top.
Not to mention the fact that
he didn't gimme the name
of my bride-to-be.
You want us to kill each other?
Until there's one, yes.
The winner will be my bride.
What makes you think
I'd wanna be your bride?
We'd all have to be fucking crazy
to wanna be your fuckin' bride.
Uh, the winner gets to live. (Laughs)
You can all talk now.
Was that something he,
fucking Father of Time, told you?
[Mad Hatter] But of course,
he will help me step into the future.
A bright future with a
beautiful mad wife by my side.
Oh girls, when I tell you,
I just can't wait to see
who my bride will be.
And what makes you
think the winner won't kill you
and Alice.
Oh, well that won't happen
because I'm the one
who's going to kill Alice.
What? What is it, my dear?
Oh, come on, don't kid yourself.
You've been great, you've been so fun,
but once the winner has been revealed,
I plan to terminate you, my dear.
You're going to kill her?
He killed the people we love,
what makes you think you won't kill her?
[Mad Hatter] Oh, there's
no sense talking about it, girls.
Her death will be quick and painless,
that I promise you, my sweet Alice.
So are we having a fucking
tea party or are we fighting?
What is wrong with you?
Why are you so willing to fight?
We shouldn't stoop to his level.
I can't get out of this
fucking chair, Cinderella.
I've never been fond of strangers.
Strangers can hurt and strangers can kill.
And I consider you to be of that ilk.
So, I'm going to remove any problem
that lays in the way of me and my freedom.
Oh, how glorious, you
should all take up that mindset.
Fight? I don't wanna
fight, I just wanna go home.
Me too.
I say you are just...
You just need some help.
I could help you.
Wow, I'm impressed, Snow White.
Are you trying to win without fighting?
Are you bribing him?
No, I just think that
[Rosetta] Are you going to suck his cock?
I hope you don't bite it off, Snow White.
Why are you so vile?
I'm just saying what I know to be true.
You do realize she's had
a cannibal curse put on her.
Evil queen.
I do know that.
Perhaps if you win, my dear,
I might be the one to help you.
For the love of God, I
just wanted to go home.
What home, Tinkerbell? Huh? What home?
I killed your fucking
home, remember? (Laughs)
Oh girl, it was before we all became
so heavily sidetracked.
I love tea parties and I love fights, hmm?
So why not both?
Who's first up? Stop wasting time.
What do we have here?
Oh, embarrassing.
Here we go.
Oh, Rosetta. (Laughs)
And you'll be fighting, ah, Tinker Bell.
(ominous music)
I can't kill, I just did
them shows for money.
I can't afford therapy.
Oh, but Tink.
Sick bastard.
No, your capture was
honestly one of my favorites.
You abducted me.
Care to spill the tea on how it went?
Peter!
(ominous music continues)
[Peter] Hey, Tink.
Peter? Is that you?
In the flesh.
What are you doing here?
I thought you made it with Wendy.
I miss us, Tink.
Let's say you and I get out of here.
Where do you wanna go?
To Neverland, for old
time's sake, how's that sound?
I'd love that.
Let me just get cleaned up and we'll go.
Sure, sure, I'll be waiting.
- See you soon.
- See you soon.
(ominous music continues)
[Tinker Bell] I couldn't believe it.
My heart was pounding like crazy.
Peter Pan wanted me to
go to Neverland with him.
But my mistake came from
not looking at that pixie dust properly.
I was so dressed up by Peter,
I thought why not one for the road?
And that's when it all went bad.
(ominous music continues)
Oh, looks like you
would've used my present.
(Peter mumbling indistinctly)
The better question is,
what am I gonna do to you, Peter?
Who's red, broken, and refuses to grow up?
(mirror shattering)
(ominous music continues)
(laughs) Peter's dead, honey.
Alice, be a dear, retrieve
my orb for me, would you?
Any sudden movement, I
snap both your necks, okay?
Follow me.
(door creaking)
(ominous music continues)
How did we get in here?
The rabbit hole, my dear.
Sheer beauty, the rabbit hole.
And I want you to go.
Pathetic.
You may begin your fight soon.
I'll get your weapons ready.
And you, you've already
got yours, haven't you?
(ominous music continues)
How are you going to see us?
If you win, you can find out.
Enjoy, girls. (Laughs)
(door creaking)
(suspenseful music)
(suspenseful music continues)
(window shattering)
(Alice gasping)
(Mad Hatter screaming)
(suspenseful music continues)
Everything okay?
Yes.
Good, come now, we don't have much time.
Fuck, I can't even transform.
Transform?
Yeah, Cinderella, I have
abilities I actually like using.
How pathetic, you won't
use what God has given you.
God didn't give me
anything, I was cursed.
But doesn't your curse
command you to kill?
Yeah, well, I've been repressing it.
It comes out sometimes
when things get heavy.
I've learned how to store up inside me now.
Wow, not a wise move at all.
I don't understand this
hostility you and Rosetta have.
We are all on the same team.
(laughs) Who said that?
You heard him, he's mad as,
I don't know, a fucking psycho.
It's every woman for themselves, ladies.
Better get on with it.
We should all just work together.
We should stop and not play by his games.
I think if we all just stick
But you won't use your
powers though, Cinderella,
so what good are you, hmm?
And you, what are you going to do?
Eat everyone or something?
Or you're not going to use
what God has given you either?
It is not a power, it is a curse.
So you're meaning to tell me
there are no natural powers at this table?
Got ourselves a load of cursed fools here.
Belle, enough!
Okay, what's about you, fish girl, hmm?
Fuck me! Say something.
I don't think that she can speak.
Okay, look, I need you
both to know right now
that I plan to win.
So if that means taking you, and you,
and even you fish
freak, out, then so be it.
That's what he wants you to do.
Let's not give in to him.
With that mindset, Cinderella,
that is why you will lose.
I plan to kill him.
Why stoop to his level?
Because of what he did to Robert.
That's why.
The pain that big-hatted
freak has caused me
will take a lifetime to heal.
The only remedy is
revenge and I plan to take it.
What did he do?
It was our anniversary.
Robert?
Robert?
(knocking on door)
Come in.
(Ominous music)
Who the hell are you?
How did you get in here?
Robert? Where's Robert?
Think fast.
(Belle screaming)
(Mad Hatter laughing maniacally)
Ah!
You should have seen... (laughing)
(ominous music continues)
Oh, right, come on
now, time for a tea party.
(Belle growling)
(ominous music continues)
[Mad Hatter] Good girl.
(ominous music continues)
(Mad Hatter laughing)
(Belle growling)
Good girl, good girl.
He'll be sorry he ever fucked with me.
[Mad Hatter] Oh,
here it is, girls, found it.
Easy does it, easy does it, here we go.
Now we can enjoy our tea
party and watch a fight, hmm?
Takes a minute, here we
go, easy does it. (Laughs)
And, look at that. (Laughs)
Let the games begin! (Laughs)
(suspenseful music)
(Rosetta cracking knuckles)
Come here, bitch.
(Tinker Bell screaming)
Oh, she's good. (Laughs)
How are you able to enjoy this?
It's sick.
Life is sick, Snow White.
I'm surprised a bright woman like yourself
hasn't realized that yet.
Hatter, stop this, please, it's crazy!
Shut the fuck up!
Watch.
(Tinker Bell's head thudding on wall)
(Tinker Bell gasping)
Ah! Ah! Please!
Please don't it hurt!
(suspenseful music continues)
Ah, ah ah, please!
Fuck.
(Tinker Bell screaming)
(Rosetta laughing)
Oh, bravo! Bravo!
The main event! (Laughs)
Oh, I'm a fucking genius.
(Tinker Bell screaming)
(ominous music)
Oh, bravo! Bravo!
She'll be a tough one to beat, girls.
Oh, here she is!
Oh darling, wonderful!
Honestly, magnificent!
Come in, take a seat.
Have some tea, darling,
you bloody earned it.
[Rosetta] She had a lot of life in her,
I feel much better now.
Keep that up and you might just survive.
She wasn't even that hard. (Laughs)
I can't wait for the next one.
[Mad Hatter] I have
noticed that some of you girls
are taking their situation
in a rather lovely stride.
I suggest the rest do as well.
Unless you want to fate like Tink's.
I don't want to do this.
How could you kill her like
that? She did nothing wrong.
[Rosetta] Same could be said
for some of your victims, Snow White.
Did they do anything wrong?
I targeted low-lifes and cretins.
I was meticulous about it,
I made sure to spare the good ones.
Besides if I didn't, the
curse would've killed me.
And you're very good at
choosing, aren't you, Snow White?
But the thing about
those sort of characters
of those sort of qualities
is that they tend to be a little unhinged.
What does he mean?
Well, I took on the characteristics
of a low-life, or a cretin,
and guess who took me in?
He killed them, all of them.
I had to go and check everything was safe.
(baby crying)
[Snow White] But when I came back,
I heard something that
still breaks my heart.
I thought he was just
another drunk at the tavern,
but I was wrong.
Very wrong.
Oh, hello, Snow White.
(ominous music)
(Mad Hatter laughing)
I think the food's off. (Laughs)
(suspenseful music)
Please, enough.
You killed them.
You were gonna kill me, Snow White.
You are bad.
And what makes a person bad, hmm?
The kind of wants and
needs that they desire?
We're not so different
to you and I, Snow White.
Why do you think I chose you
to be part of this little game?
I don't want to play
your sick game any longer,
I want to leave.
This isn't right, none of this.
Yeah, I'm afraid you
don't have a say. (Laughs)
Who next? Should we find out?
We have, oh, little
Belle, (laughs) exciting.
And you'll be fighting, of course,
Snow White.
Okay girls, you know the drill, follow me.
You too, Alice, come on.
Bye bye, see you soon.
Did he put a spell on your chair?
Okay, you need to search this place
for a spell book or something,
anything before he gets back here, come on.
That won't be happening, darling.
Because I can see that
you'll all be very easy
to finish off.
You know, the only one I might
have a problem with is Belle.
But you, and fish face here,
oh, I can't wait to see you bleed.
Oh, this is lovely.
Gross, Alice, be a dear
and clean this up, would you?
Follow me. Oh.
Aren't we fighting?
Yes, just not in this room.
[Belle] In which room?
(suspenseful music)
Welcome, girls. (Laughs)
This place is one of my favorites.
This is so exciting.
I have something for you. (Laughs)
One moment.
They're not bad.
How'd that get in there?
Yes, look who it is.
I figured you might want that.
Aren't you going to give her anything?
(Mad Hatter laughing)
The fight may begin soon.
Good luck, girls, and may
the best princess win. (Laughs)
(suspenseful music continues)
Let's not do this.
I am not a bad person, I am just cursed.
I don't want to kill you.
Oh, I wouldn't worry about that.
Ah! Ah!
(bones cracking)
(Belle growling)
(suspenseful music continues)
Have we figured out why she can't speak?
What's your name, hmm?
Have you got one?
Perhaps I could speed this killing up.
(ominous music)
Stop it!
I want her to speak!
[Cinderella] What, by killing her?
(Georgia screaming)
A silly bitch.
[Mad Hatter] Sit down, Rosetta.
Guys, behave.
We're missing it.
(suspenseful music)
Bitch!
(laughs) Looks like
Snow White's done for.
(Snow White screaming)
(suspenseful music continues)
(Belle groaning)
(suspenseful music continues)
(Belle growling)
[Snow White] Hello, Belle.
Can you see me?
I'd stop if I were you.
Hello, Belle.
(Belle growling)
(suspenseful music continues)
(suspenseful music continues)
Wow. (Laughs) I did not see that coming.
(Mad Hatter clapping)
Bravo to her. (Laughs)
Well, should we keep going?
Sooner we finish this the better.
[Mad Hatter] Very well.
[Alice] Wait, I'm sorry sir,
but would it make more sense
for the princesses to rest for the night?
(suspenseful music)
[Mad Hatter] Why on
Earth should we do that?
Well, we've just had two fights
and we have two more left,
so we could extend the tea party.
Wouldn't that be nice?
Perhaps you're right, I am enjoying this,
so why rush it, hmm?
You have such a lovely burst
of genius sometimes, Alice.
And we do have rooms the girls can stay in,
so why not extend and do tomorrow, hmm?
Show the girls to their rooms.
Oh, and take this.
(ominous music)
They get out of line, use
this and snap their necks.
Half the magic I use is in this wand,
do not let it out of your sight.
Okay?
Off you go.
You heard him, let's move.
[Mad Hatter] Good night.
Sleep well my dears. (Laughs)
(suspenseful music)
(Mad Hatter clapping)
Oh, bravo, darling. You did so good.
I didn't think you'd win, but look at you.
I don't want to play anymore.
[Mad Hatter] But why?
You have the potential to be my bride.
I don't wanna be your bride!
Yes you do, you fucking know it!
All of you princess whores do.
It'd be an honor to be my partner.
To rule of this world with me
would be a fucking blessing!
What if, make sure you at least try to win,
I make a little deal with you?
What kind of deal?
(ominous music)
I will kill you.
You will suffer.
Put that chain on and lock it.
Go on.
(ominous music continues)
(suspenseful music)
I want to escape tonight, I need you help.
Okay, how?
How his powers, they're fading.
The barrier around the house is weakened.
There's a window in his office,
we just need to get through it,
and once we get past the high gates,
it's a quick run to the rabbit hole.
Rabbit hole?
That's how he gets us in and out of here.
Why do you wanna help me?
I know you're not like the others,
but I've seen what your powers can do.
They can help us escape.
(suspenseful music continues)
I'm trying to fight against them,
I just wanna be normal again.
I'm worried I'll turn on you.
You're better off on your own, Alice.
I think I know somebody
that could help you with your curse.
Don't leave until I come get you.
I hope you make the right decision.
(suspenseful music continues)
(ominous music)
[Mad Hatter] Alice?
(ominous music continues)
Ah!
Sir?
[Mad Hatter] Ah, fuck me.
Sir?
What? What is it? I'm very busy, Alice.
Everything's been cleaned
up and taken care of, sir.
Right, very good. Good
girl. Gimme two minutes, yeah?
Ah, oh.
Whoo! Ah! Keep fuckin' me!
Ah! Whoo hoo!
(ominous music)
Alice, mind giving me back
the wand that I gave you?
You're awful sprightly
for someone who's gonna
be put to death tomorrow.
I've accepted my fate, sir.
It's time for me to go.
Oh, Alice, you've been such a good slave.
Honestly, one of my favorites.
Thank you, sir.
Now an era has finished.
I'm gonna miss you.
(Alice screams)
(ominous music continues)
I'm gonna miss you a lot.
But hey, sleep well,
tomorrow's your big day. (Laughs)
(Alice groaning)
Ah! Stop it! Stop it!
(suspenseful music)
Don't give in.
You aren't like this.
[Curse Spirit] Silly, stupid girl.
Your body feeds off the goodness.
You're mindless.
Leave, me!
I don't want you anymore.
[Curse Spirit] Happiest she
could be was watching this.
You and all the killing,
it's in your nature.
I'm not you.
But we are you, Cinderella.
No matter how hard you fight
us, we'll always come back.
You can't escape who you really are.
No! Leave me! I hate you!
Leave me alone! (Sobbing)
(Curse Spirit laughing)
Are you okay?
Yes.
What happened to your leg?
It's nothing new.
I fixed it up the best I can.
I'll be fine.
I'm afraid he knows something's going on.
How? Is that why he did that to your leg?
It's his mad bloodlust.
He wouldn't want to hurt any of you girls,
but I, I'm disposable to him.
Please, please tell me
you'll use your powers when the time comes.
I don't know.
I need your help.
Your powers, they'll
give us a great advantage
in getting to the rabbit hole.
Please help me, I need you.
Okay.
It's time.
(relaxed music)
(Georgia coughing)
(suspenseful music)
I need blood.
(suspenseful music continues)
(suspenseful music continues)
(pounding on window)
What was that?
It's Georgia.
Should we go back for her?
No, she said she would kill me.
Come on, let's go, let's go!
(Georgia screaming)
[Mad Hatter] What the
fuck is all this about, huh?
They escaped.
[Mad Hatter] Who?
Cinderella and Alice.
How the fuck?
(suspenseful music continues)
(laughs) Oh, they wanna play games, yeah?
We can play fucking games.
Right, which way did they go?
Blood.
[Mad Hatter] Blood?
Who cares.
I can get you some.
(suspenseful music continues)
Have at it.
Alice, Cinderella, where did they go?
North clearing half a mile from here.
Clearing? Oh, that little brat.
(suspenseful music continues)
Rise, boys.
In the clearing, find them!
(suspenseful music continues)
Ah! Ah, my leg, I can't move.
(Alice gasping)
[Cinderella] Stay here, don't move.
(suspenseful music continues)
Don't fuck with me.
(suspenseful music continues)
I'm sorry, I scared him off, come on.
(suspenseful music continues)
No, no, no, the rabbit hole, no.
Alice?
He's filled it up, the bastard!
(Alice wailing)
Oh, Alice, how could you, hmm?
I'm so disappointed in you.
Sweet, sweet Alice.
(suspenseful music continues)
Alice, God dammit!
Who the fuck do you
think you are? (Screams)
And I got blood on my new fucking shoes.
Oh.
All right. (Laughs)
I think we should continue the tea party,
what say you, Cinderella?
Yeah?
Hello, Cinderella.
Georgia.
You ran away.
Why didn't you come back to save us?
To save me?
Because Alice and I aren't like you.
We never wanted to kill anyone.
Oh, what a lie that is.
I've heard all about you, Cinderella.
You're just as bad, if not
worse, than the rest of us.
You're nothing but a monster.
In about 10 seconds,
I'm going to break every bone in your body,
and suck the blood from your veins.
(suspenseful music continues)
How are we for snacks
girls? Sorted? Yes? You?
Oh, actually, that reminds me.
Oh, here it is.
Ah, yes, here we go. (Laughs)
There we are, my dear.
Scrumptious, go on eat up,
you'll need that for the final round.
Oh, here we go.
In 5, 4, 3, 2.
(suspenseful music continues)
(Georgia screaming)
(Georgia and Cinderella grunting)
I wonder if that hurts, hmm?
(ominous music)
(Snow White screams)
- Does that hurt?
- Yes!
(Cinderella and Georgia grunting)
(Georgia screaming)
(Cinderella screaming)
[Curse Spirit] Cinderella,
we will protect you,
we will protect you.
Cinderella, Cinderella,
we will protect you,
we will protect you.
Do it.
(suspenseful music continues)
(bones cracking)
(ominous music)
[Georgia] Cinderella?
Where are you?
Show yourself?
Come out and play.
Swim in this, bitch.
(Georgia screaming)
(suspenseful music continues)
(Georgia gasping)
Water!
(ominous music continues)
Ready for my next trick?
(Cinderella grunting)
Wow.
(Ax clanging on floor)
(Mad Hatter clapping)
Yes, yes, yes, whoo!
Cinderella, that was
incredible, look at you.
(suspenseful music continues)
Release me now!
You've seen what I can do.
Why would I release
someone who has the potential
to be the fairest of
them all, hmm? (Laughs)
Congratulations on making it
to the final round, Cinderella.
Oh, you messy puck. (Laughs)
Let's clean you up.
You girls are absolutely mad,
but only one can become bride,
the fairest of them all.
Who will it be?
The sensitive carnivore, Snow White,
the beautiful nightmare, Rosetta,
or the cursed fiend they call Cinderella?
Your battleground
will be the entire castle.
Have it.
Just try not to get too much
blood on the carpet, ladies.
(ominous music)
[Cinderella] Snow white?
We don't have to do this.
Come out, I won't hurt you.
(ominous music continues)
(Snow White grunting)
This looks bad.
Please, I'm down on my
knees, I didn't want to kill you,
I'm scared, don't you get it?
I don't either.
[Snow White] Please, I'm sorry.
Let's find Rosetta and talk.
Look out!
(suspenseful music)
(Cinderella screaming)
(Rosetta laughing)
Ah, why can't you just stay demonic, hmm?
Why fight that brilliant curse?
Go wake her up.
(suspenseful music continues)
(suspenseful music continues)
(jar shattering)
(Rosetta groaning)
(suspenseful music continues)
(Rosetta screaming)
(ominous music)
[Cinderella] Come on Snow
White, I'm going to find Hatter.
[Snow White] I'm sorry, Cinderella,
he made a deal with me,
and if I win,
he will remove my curse.
I'm sorry.
Not you as well, bitch! (Screams)
(ax thudding)
(suspenseful music continues)
Hatter!
Where are you?
(suspenseful music continues)
(Cinderella grunting)
(Fairy Godmother moaning)
What the fuck.
Cinderella?
Miss me?
Mad Hatter.
Shh, aren't you glad I
got here in time, hmm?
Let me take care of her,
you stay right there. (Laughs)
Cinderella's all mine, okay?
(ominous music)
Who are you?
I am your Fairy Godmother.
Oh!
Do you want your revenge?
Please.
I do.
Cinderella, why weren't
you here to save me?
Please, save me.
Cinderella, you are the meanest
and the baddest of them all.
It was you all along, it was always you.
I want your love.
I have a riddle for you, Hatter.
In a realm where time stands still,
and future brings no peace,
mad souls forever dwell,
what is this place?
I don't know.
No, no!
(ominous music continues)
A fiery hell.
(ominous music)
Now, look who's awake.
[Cinderella] You're all...
I brought them back to life,
I even patched them up for you.
No.
I'm going to grant you a wish
before you go to hell.
(ominous music continues)
Why do I feel...
[Fairy Godmother] Normal?
Because I've lifted your curse,
just as you wanted.
Only I would hope for your curse
to get in the way of your death.
(ominous music continues)
The princesses will take care of you now.
I command you to kill her.
[Rosetta] Fairest of them all.
Fairest of them all.
I, I'm the fairest of them all.
(ominous music continues)
Princesses, I command you to kill her.
[Fairy Godmother] No, stop!
No! No.
(ominous music continues)
(ax thudding)
(princesses growling)
Anyone for tea?
(ominous music)
(ominous music continues)
(ominous music continues)
[Mad Hatter] (laughing)
Alice, I'm waiting.
Alice? You hoo? (Laughs)
I have a riddle for you.
In shadows I come, as
the clock strikes near,
veiled in white, both joy and fear.
Two bound together, stronger as one.
Who am I where love and dread are spun?
I don't know.
(Mad Hatter laughing)
I do.
(ominous music continues)
It's time for a tea party.
(Mad Hatter laughing)
(suspenseful music)
(suspenseful music continues)
(ominous music)
Hi, I love the arrangement, Alice.
I might collect our guests in that order.
Why don't you continue
this useful streak, hmm?
Make me a nice cup of tea.
Pour yourself one too, I don't
want to celebrate too soon,
but I just can't help myself.
Can I tell you something?
A riddle, this one I could finally solve.
In shadows I come, as
the clock strikes near,
veiled in white, both joy and fear.
Two bound together, stronger as one,
who am I where love and dread are spun?
Hmm? What am I?
I want you to answer it.
I'm not sure.
It's the second time you're
hearing this riddle now, Alice.
Go on, take a guess.
That's okay.
I insist.
I'll tell you what, if you
can guess the riddle correct,
I'll let you outside
for, let's see, a minute.
Wouldn't that be nice?
(suspenseful music)
Okay, yeah.
In shadows I come
Do you want me to do a countdown?
No, no, I've got it.
Is it
time?
Ah, oh, Alice, my sweet girl.
Well done, very good.
- Ah!
- Ah!
The tenth one you've got wrong, Alice.
Congratulations, maybe
someday you'll get one right, hmm?
Oh, would you look at the time?
I better get going.
Now, now, come here, you'll
know the answer soon enough
once my guests arrive.
(suspenseful music continues)
Pleasant dreams, my love.
(Mad Hatter laughing)
(ominous music)
(Prince grunting)
(bones cracking)
(Mad Hatter laughing)
(Rosetta gasps)
(ominous music continues)
There we are.
Will you sing to me, my love?
(Georgia singing)
(Mad Hatter laughing)
(ominous music continues)
Stay there, my love,
I'll be back in a moment.
(ominous music)
(Prince screaming)
Hello, Georgia.
(Georgia screaming)
Ah! Oh! Ah!
Shut the fuck up!
Your body is gone.
(laughs) It's time for a tea party.
(Mad Hatter laughing maniacally)
I missed you at the ball, Miss Terrycoat.
(ominous music)
I knew I'd find you here.
Hello, Cinderella.
Thought you killed me, hmm?
Word spreads fast in the darkness.
I'd like to make a proposition with you.
Oh? And what is that?
I no longer want this curse.
It's caused me nothing
but pain since the ballroom.
Always so ungrateful.
I see the good in you is
trying to fight the curse.
If you remove my curse, I
will give you an old life back,
regain your title.
(laughs) I would rather
watch you bleed to death
than ever do a deal with you.
You don't want to do this.
I do.
(ominous music continues)
(Mad Hatter laughing)
(Cinderella grunting)
Shh, aren't you glad I
got here in time, hmm?
Let me take care of her,
you stay right there. (Laughs)
(ominous music continues)
Now, where were we, hmm?
Oh! (Laughs)
Sweet dreams, my love.
(Mad Hatter laughing maniacally)
[Cinderella] Where is it, fucking whore?
Why can't I move?
Fucking answer us!
[Snow White] Please help us, set us free.
I'm sorry, he's put
a curse on the chairs,
only he can set you free.
Who are you people?
Look who's awake.
Do you wanna help us get out?
Are you okay?
Do you know who that fucking man is?
No, I don't know.
Can you use your powers?
How do you know
We've established the fact
that the rest of us have powers,
so it only makes sense that you do too.
Though we still don't know
about this mute girl over here.
Hey, can you kill her
with a look or something?
No, I'm not gonna kill her.
You don't kill?
No, not anymore.
I'm trying to fight this curse,
it's caused me nothing but pain.
Well, I mean, she's obviously in on this.
You're sick, you people.
You killed Robert.
I didn't kill Robert, I
You killed Peter.
(ominous music)
Oh, girls, don't give little
Alice here all the credit.
You sick son of a bitch!
Get in here now,
what the hell is going on?
(group yelling indistinctly)
Enough, that's better.
Hi, girls.
Now, I know you probably
all have some words for me,
but I'd like to explain
myself without interruption
over some tea!
Alice, be a dear and pour some tea
for our guests, would you?
I've put a spell on
your pretty little mouths.
If you wish to speak, you may raise a hand.
Is that clear? Yeah? Yeah?
Good! Oh, this is so exciting.
Now, getting right to it.
As much as it might
not seem like it right now,
but you girls are actually very lucky
that I killed those that
you so dearly loved.
Why? Why would you do that? You monster!
Your family would've
gotten in the way of his plans.
Who is he? His name is Father Time,
he lives up here. (Laughs)
He prophesied a riddle to me.
In shadows they come,
as the clock strikes near,
veiled in white, of joy and fear.
Two bound together, stronger as one,
who am I where love and dread are spun?
Care to take another guess?
The bride.
[Mad Hatter] Oh, very good, Cinderella.
I, like some of you here, am cursed.
I've been living at six o'clock
for as long as I can remember.
Longer than I've been in this castle.
The Red Queen's castle!
(Mad Hatter laughing maniacally)
Yep, it's not even mine.
I went down a rabbit hole
and I found the Witch of Meadow Finley,
and I slaughtered her
and I stole her magic.
And then I returned to this castle,
I killed everyone in my path! (Laughs)
Oh, the blood, you
girl should have seen it.
Oh, it was beautiful.
This place was absolutely covered in blood.
Although, I kept sweet, sweet Alice here.
You see, I thought she was the one
to release me from this permanent time.
But alas, she's just too
good, aren't you? Too pure.
He was trying to speak to me.
He was telling me that I needed a bride
who was just as mad and
just as blood thirsty as I was.
It was all in these little
riddles he'd send me,
but I couldn't crack them, you see?
That was until this one.
And all the pieces finally connected
when I stole the Witch
of Meadow Finley's ball,
and I found you girls,
my killer princesses.
Once I find my bride,
my curse will be broken.
So you killed the people we love
because you want us to be your bride?
[Mad Hatter] Close.
The riddle suggest just one.
He doesn't mean to create a
harem, now does he? (Laughs)
How will you decide?
[Mad Hatter] Great question.
You all equally have the power
to do damage to one another,
but I couldn't see who
would come out on top.
Not to mention the fact that
he didn't gimme the name
of my bride-to-be.
You want us to kill each other?
Until there's one, yes.
The winner will be my bride.
What makes you think
I'd wanna be your bride?
We'd all have to be fucking crazy
to wanna be your fuckin' bride.
Uh, the winner gets to live. (Laughs)
You can all talk now.
Was that something he,
fucking Father of Time, told you?
[Mad Hatter] But of course,
he will help me step into the future.
A bright future with a
beautiful mad wife by my side.
Oh girls, when I tell you,
I just can't wait to see
who my bride will be.
And what makes you
think the winner won't kill you
and Alice.
Oh, well that won't happen
because I'm the one
who's going to kill Alice.
What? What is it, my dear?
Oh, come on, don't kid yourself.
You've been great, you've been so fun,
but once the winner has been revealed,
I plan to terminate you, my dear.
You're going to kill her?
He killed the people we love,
what makes you think you won't kill her?
[Mad Hatter] Oh, there's
no sense talking about it, girls.
Her death will be quick and painless,
that I promise you, my sweet Alice.
So are we having a fucking
tea party or are we fighting?
What is wrong with you?
Why are you so willing to fight?
We shouldn't stoop to his level.
I can't get out of this
fucking chair, Cinderella.
I've never been fond of strangers.
Strangers can hurt and strangers can kill.
And I consider you to be of that ilk.
So, I'm going to remove any problem
that lays in the way of me and my freedom.
Oh, how glorious, you
should all take up that mindset.
Fight? I don't wanna
fight, I just wanna go home.
Me too.
I say you are just...
You just need some help.
I could help you.
Wow, I'm impressed, Snow White.
Are you trying to win without fighting?
Are you bribing him?
No, I just think that
[Rosetta] Are you going to suck his cock?
I hope you don't bite it off, Snow White.
Why are you so vile?
I'm just saying what I know to be true.
You do realize she's had
a cannibal curse put on her.
Evil queen.
I do know that.
Perhaps if you win, my dear,
I might be the one to help you.
For the love of God, I
just wanted to go home.
What home, Tinkerbell? Huh? What home?
I killed your fucking
home, remember? (Laughs)
Oh girl, it was before we all became
so heavily sidetracked.
I love tea parties and I love fights, hmm?
So why not both?
Who's first up? Stop wasting time.
What do we have here?
Oh, embarrassing.
Here we go.
Oh, Rosetta. (Laughs)
And you'll be fighting, ah, Tinker Bell.
(ominous music)
I can't kill, I just did
them shows for money.
I can't afford therapy.
Oh, but Tink.
Sick bastard.
No, your capture was
honestly one of my favorites.
You abducted me.
Care to spill the tea on how it went?
Peter!
(ominous music continues)
[Peter] Hey, Tink.
Peter? Is that you?
In the flesh.
What are you doing here?
I thought you made it with Wendy.
I miss us, Tink.
Let's say you and I get out of here.
Where do you wanna go?
To Neverland, for old
time's sake, how's that sound?
I'd love that.
Let me just get cleaned up and we'll go.
Sure, sure, I'll be waiting.
- See you soon.
- See you soon.
(ominous music continues)
[Tinker Bell] I couldn't believe it.
My heart was pounding like crazy.
Peter Pan wanted me to
go to Neverland with him.
But my mistake came from
not looking at that pixie dust properly.
I was so dressed up by Peter,
I thought why not one for the road?
And that's when it all went bad.
(ominous music continues)
Oh, looks like you
would've used my present.
(Peter mumbling indistinctly)
The better question is,
what am I gonna do to you, Peter?
Who's red, broken, and refuses to grow up?
(mirror shattering)
(ominous music continues)
(laughs) Peter's dead, honey.
Alice, be a dear, retrieve
my orb for me, would you?
Any sudden movement, I
snap both your necks, okay?
Follow me.
(door creaking)
(ominous music continues)
How did we get in here?
The rabbit hole, my dear.
Sheer beauty, the rabbit hole.
And I want you to go.
Pathetic.
You may begin your fight soon.
I'll get your weapons ready.
And you, you've already
got yours, haven't you?
(ominous music continues)
How are you going to see us?
If you win, you can find out.
Enjoy, girls. (Laughs)
(door creaking)
(suspenseful music)
(suspenseful music continues)
(window shattering)
(Alice gasping)
(Mad Hatter screaming)
(suspenseful music continues)
Everything okay?
Yes.
Good, come now, we don't have much time.
Fuck, I can't even transform.
Transform?
Yeah, Cinderella, I have
abilities I actually like using.
How pathetic, you won't
use what God has given you.
God didn't give me
anything, I was cursed.
But doesn't your curse
command you to kill?
Yeah, well, I've been repressing it.
It comes out sometimes
when things get heavy.
I've learned how to store up inside me now.
Wow, not a wise move at all.
I don't understand this
hostility you and Rosetta have.
We are all on the same team.
(laughs) Who said that?
You heard him, he's mad as,
I don't know, a fucking psycho.
It's every woman for themselves, ladies.
Better get on with it.
We should all just work together.
We should stop and not play by his games.
I think if we all just stick
But you won't use your
powers though, Cinderella,
so what good are you, hmm?
And you, what are you going to do?
Eat everyone or something?
Or you're not going to use
what God has given you either?
It is not a power, it is a curse.
So you're meaning to tell me
there are no natural powers at this table?
Got ourselves a load of cursed fools here.
Belle, enough!
Okay, what's about you, fish girl, hmm?
Fuck me! Say something.
I don't think that she can speak.
Okay, look, I need you
both to know right now
that I plan to win.
So if that means taking you, and you,
and even you fish
freak, out, then so be it.
That's what he wants you to do.
Let's not give in to him.
With that mindset, Cinderella,
that is why you will lose.
I plan to kill him.
Why stoop to his level?
Because of what he did to Robert.
That's why.
The pain that big-hatted
freak has caused me
will take a lifetime to heal.
The only remedy is
revenge and I plan to take it.
What did he do?
It was our anniversary.
Robert?
Robert?
(knocking on door)
Come in.
(Ominous music)
Who the hell are you?
How did you get in here?
Robert? Where's Robert?
Think fast.
(Belle screaming)
(Mad Hatter laughing maniacally)
Ah!
You should have seen... (laughing)
(ominous music continues)
Oh, right, come on
now, time for a tea party.
(Belle growling)
(ominous music continues)
[Mad Hatter] Good girl.
(ominous music continues)
(Mad Hatter laughing)
(Belle growling)
Good girl, good girl.
He'll be sorry he ever fucked with me.
[Mad Hatter] Oh,
here it is, girls, found it.
Easy does it, easy does it, here we go.
Now we can enjoy our tea
party and watch a fight, hmm?
Takes a minute, here we
go, easy does it. (Laughs)
And, look at that. (Laughs)
Let the games begin! (Laughs)
(suspenseful music)
(Rosetta cracking knuckles)
Come here, bitch.
(Tinker Bell screaming)
Oh, she's good. (Laughs)
How are you able to enjoy this?
It's sick.
Life is sick, Snow White.
I'm surprised a bright woman like yourself
hasn't realized that yet.
Hatter, stop this, please, it's crazy!
Shut the fuck up!
Watch.
(Tinker Bell's head thudding on wall)
(Tinker Bell gasping)
Ah! Ah! Please!
Please don't it hurt!
(suspenseful music continues)
Ah, ah ah, please!
Fuck.
(Tinker Bell screaming)
(Rosetta laughing)
Oh, bravo! Bravo!
The main event! (Laughs)
Oh, I'm a fucking genius.
(Tinker Bell screaming)
(ominous music)
Oh, bravo! Bravo!
She'll be a tough one to beat, girls.
Oh, here she is!
Oh darling, wonderful!
Honestly, magnificent!
Come in, take a seat.
Have some tea, darling,
you bloody earned it.
[Rosetta] She had a lot of life in her,
I feel much better now.
Keep that up and you might just survive.
She wasn't even that hard. (Laughs)
I can't wait for the next one.
[Mad Hatter] I have
noticed that some of you girls
are taking their situation
in a rather lovely stride.
I suggest the rest do as well.
Unless you want to fate like Tink's.
I don't want to do this.
How could you kill her like
that? She did nothing wrong.
[Rosetta] Same could be said
for some of your victims, Snow White.
Did they do anything wrong?
I targeted low-lifes and cretins.
I was meticulous about it,
I made sure to spare the good ones.
Besides if I didn't, the
curse would've killed me.
And you're very good at
choosing, aren't you, Snow White?
But the thing about
those sort of characters
of those sort of qualities
is that they tend to be a little unhinged.
What does he mean?
Well, I took on the characteristics
of a low-life, or a cretin,
and guess who took me in?
He killed them, all of them.
I had to go and check everything was safe.
(baby crying)
[Snow White] But when I came back,
I heard something that
still breaks my heart.
I thought he was just
another drunk at the tavern,
but I was wrong.
Very wrong.
Oh, hello, Snow White.
(ominous music)
(Mad Hatter laughing)
I think the food's off. (Laughs)
(suspenseful music)
Please, enough.
You killed them.
You were gonna kill me, Snow White.
You are bad.
And what makes a person bad, hmm?
The kind of wants and
needs that they desire?
We're not so different
to you and I, Snow White.
Why do you think I chose you
to be part of this little game?
I don't want to play
your sick game any longer,
I want to leave.
This isn't right, none of this.
Yeah, I'm afraid you
don't have a say. (Laughs)
Who next? Should we find out?
We have, oh, little
Belle, (laughs) exciting.
And you'll be fighting, of course,
Snow White.
Okay girls, you know the drill, follow me.
You too, Alice, come on.
Bye bye, see you soon.
Did he put a spell on your chair?
Okay, you need to search this place
for a spell book or something,
anything before he gets back here, come on.
That won't be happening, darling.
Because I can see that
you'll all be very easy
to finish off.
You know, the only one I might
have a problem with is Belle.
But you, and fish face here,
oh, I can't wait to see you bleed.
Oh, this is lovely.
Gross, Alice, be a dear
and clean this up, would you?
Follow me. Oh.
Aren't we fighting?
Yes, just not in this room.
[Belle] In which room?
(suspenseful music)
Welcome, girls. (Laughs)
This place is one of my favorites.
This is so exciting.
I have something for you. (Laughs)
One moment.
They're not bad.
How'd that get in there?
Yes, look who it is.
I figured you might want that.
Aren't you going to give her anything?
(Mad Hatter laughing)
The fight may begin soon.
Good luck, girls, and may
the best princess win. (Laughs)
(suspenseful music continues)
Let's not do this.
I am not a bad person, I am just cursed.
I don't want to kill you.
Oh, I wouldn't worry about that.
Ah! Ah!
(bones cracking)
(Belle growling)
(suspenseful music continues)
Have we figured out why she can't speak?
What's your name, hmm?
Have you got one?
Perhaps I could speed this killing up.
(ominous music)
Stop it!
I want her to speak!
[Cinderella] What, by killing her?
(Georgia screaming)
A silly bitch.
[Mad Hatter] Sit down, Rosetta.
Guys, behave.
We're missing it.
(suspenseful music)
Bitch!
(laughs) Looks like
Snow White's done for.
(Snow White screaming)
(suspenseful music continues)
(Belle groaning)
(suspenseful music continues)
(Belle growling)
[Snow White] Hello, Belle.
Can you see me?
I'd stop if I were you.
Hello, Belle.
(Belle growling)
(suspenseful music continues)
(suspenseful music continues)
Wow. (Laughs) I did not see that coming.
(Mad Hatter clapping)
Bravo to her. (Laughs)
Well, should we keep going?
Sooner we finish this the better.
[Mad Hatter] Very well.
[Alice] Wait, I'm sorry sir,
but would it make more sense
for the princesses to rest for the night?
(suspenseful music)
[Mad Hatter] Why on
Earth should we do that?
Well, we've just had two fights
and we have two more left,
so we could extend the tea party.
Wouldn't that be nice?
Perhaps you're right, I am enjoying this,
so why rush it, hmm?
You have such a lovely burst
of genius sometimes, Alice.
And we do have rooms the girls can stay in,
so why not extend and do tomorrow, hmm?
Show the girls to their rooms.
Oh, and take this.
(ominous music)
They get out of line, use
this and snap their necks.
Half the magic I use is in this wand,
do not let it out of your sight.
Okay?
Off you go.
You heard him, let's move.
[Mad Hatter] Good night.
Sleep well my dears. (Laughs)
(suspenseful music)
(Mad Hatter clapping)
Oh, bravo, darling. You did so good.
I didn't think you'd win, but look at you.
I don't want to play anymore.
[Mad Hatter] But why?
You have the potential to be my bride.
I don't wanna be your bride!
Yes you do, you fucking know it!
All of you princess whores do.
It'd be an honor to be my partner.
To rule of this world with me
would be a fucking blessing!
What if, make sure you at least try to win,
I make a little deal with you?
What kind of deal?
(ominous music)
I will kill you.
You will suffer.
Put that chain on and lock it.
Go on.
(ominous music continues)
(suspenseful music)
I want to escape tonight, I need you help.
Okay, how?
How his powers, they're fading.
The barrier around the house is weakened.
There's a window in his office,
we just need to get through it,
and once we get past the high gates,
it's a quick run to the rabbit hole.
Rabbit hole?
That's how he gets us in and out of here.
Why do you wanna help me?
I know you're not like the others,
but I've seen what your powers can do.
They can help us escape.
(suspenseful music continues)
I'm trying to fight against them,
I just wanna be normal again.
I'm worried I'll turn on you.
You're better off on your own, Alice.
I think I know somebody
that could help you with your curse.
Don't leave until I come get you.
I hope you make the right decision.
(suspenseful music continues)
(ominous music)
[Mad Hatter] Alice?
(ominous music continues)
Ah!
Sir?
[Mad Hatter] Ah, fuck me.
Sir?
What? What is it? I'm very busy, Alice.
Everything's been cleaned
up and taken care of, sir.
Right, very good. Good
girl. Gimme two minutes, yeah?
Ah, oh.
Whoo! Ah! Keep fuckin' me!
Ah! Whoo hoo!
(ominous music)
Alice, mind giving me back
the wand that I gave you?
You're awful sprightly
for someone who's gonna
be put to death tomorrow.
I've accepted my fate, sir.
It's time for me to go.
Oh, Alice, you've been such a good slave.
Honestly, one of my favorites.
Thank you, sir.
Now an era has finished.
I'm gonna miss you.
(Alice screams)
(ominous music continues)
I'm gonna miss you a lot.
But hey, sleep well,
tomorrow's your big day. (Laughs)
(Alice groaning)
Ah! Stop it! Stop it!
(suspenseful music)
Don't give in.
You aren't like this.
[Curse Spirit] Silly, stupid girl.
Your body feeds off the goodness.
You're mindless.
Leave, me!
I don't want you anymore.
[Curse Spirit] Happiest she
could be was watching this.
You and all the killing,
it's in your nature.
I'm not you.
But we are you, Cinderella.
No matter how hard you fight
us, we'll always come back.
You can't escape who you really are.
No! Leave me! I hate you!
Leave me alone! (Sobbing)
(Curse Spirit laughing)
Are you okay?
Yes.
What happened to your leg?
It's nothing new.
I fixed it up the best I can.
I'll be fine.
I'm afraid he knows something's going on.
How? Is that why he did that to your leg?
It's his mad bloodlust.
He wouldn't want to hurt any of you girls,
but I, I'm disposable to him.
Please, please tell me
you'll use your powers when the time comes.
I don't know.
I need your help.
Your powers, they'll
give us a great advantage
in getting to the rabbit hole.
Please help me, I need you.
Okay.
It's time.
(relaxed music)
(Georgia coughing)
(suspenseful music)
I need blood.
(suspenseful music continues)
(suspenseful music continues)
(pounding on window)
What was that?
It's Georgia.
Should we go back for her?
No, she said she would kill me.
Come on, let's go, let's go!
(Georgia screaming)
[Mad Hatter] What the
fuck is all this about, huh?
They escaped.
[Mad Hatter] Who?
Cinderella and Alice.
How the fuck?
(suspenseful music continues)
(laughs) Oh, they wanna play games, yeah?
We can play fucking games.
Right, which way did they go?
Blood.
[Mad Hatter] Blood?
Who cares.
I can get you some.
(suspenseful music continues)
Have at it.
Alice, Cinderella, where did they go?
North clearing half a mile from here.
Clearing? Oh, that little brat.
(suspenseful music continues)
Rise, boys.
In the clearing, find them!
(suspenseful music continues)
Ah! Ah, my leg, I can't move.
(Alice gasping)
[Cinderella] Stay here, don't move.
(suspenseful music continues)
Don't fuck with me.
(suspenseful music continues)
I'm sorry, I scared him off, come on.
(suspenseful music continues)
No, no, no, the rabbit hole, no.
Alice?
He's filled it up, the bastard!
(Alice wailing)
Oh, Alice, how could you, hmm?
I'm so disappointed in you.
Sweet, sweet Alice.
(suspenseful music continues)
Alice, God dammit!
Who the fuck do you
think you are? (Screams)
And I got blood on my new fucking shoes.
Oh.
All right. (Laughs)
I think we should continue the tea party,
what say you, Cinderella?
Yeah?
Hello, Cinderella.
Georgia.
You ran away.
Why didn't you come back to save us?
To save me?
Because Alice and I aren't like you.
We never wanted to kill anyone.
Oh, what a lie that is.
I've heard all about you, Cinderella.
You're just as bad, if not
worse, than the rest of us.
You're nothing but a monster.
In about 10 seconds,
I'm going to break every bone in your body,
and suck the blood from your veins.
(suspenseful music continues)
How are we for snacks
girls? Sorted? Yes? You?
Oh, actually, that reminds me.
Oh, here it is.
Ah, yes, here we go. (Laughs)
There we are, my dear.
Scrumptious, go on eat up,
you'll need that for the final round.
Oh, here we go.
In 5, 4, 3, 2.
(suspenseful music continues)
(Georgia screaming)
(Georgia and Cinderella grunting)
I wonder if that hurts, hmm?
(ominous music)
(Snow White screams)
- Does that hurt?
- Yes!
(Cinderella and Georgia grunting)
(Georgia screaming)
(Cinderella screaming)
[Curse Spirit] Cinderella,
we will protect you,
we will protect you.
Cinderella, Cinderella,
we will protect you,
we will protect you.
Do it.
(suspenseful music continues)
(bones cracking)
(ominous music)
[Georgia] Cinderella?
Where are you?
Show yourself?
Come out and play.
Swim in this, bitch.
(Georgia screaming)
(suspenseful music continues)
(Georgia gasping)
Water!
(ominous music continues)
Ready for my next trick?
(Cinderella grunting)
Wow.
(Ax clanging on floor)
(Mad Hatter clapping)
Yes, yes, yes, whoo!
Cinderella, that was
incredible, look at you.
(suspenseful music continues)
Release me now!
You've seen what I can do.
Why would I release
someone who has the potential
to be the fairest of
them all, hmm? (Laughs)
Congratulations on making it
to the final round, Cinderella.
Oh, you messy puck. (Laughs)
Let's clean you up.
You girls are absolutely mad,
but only one can become bride,
the fairest of them all.
Who will it be?
The sensitive carnivore, Snow White,
the beautiful nightmare, Rosetta,
or the cursed fiend they call Cinderella?
Your battleground
will be the entire castle.
Have it.
Just try not to get too much
blood on the carpet, ladies.
(ominous music)
[Cinderella] Snow white?
We don't have to do this.
Come out, I won't hurt you.
(ominous music continues)
(Snow White grunting)
This looks bad.
Please, I'm down on my
knees, I didn't want to kill you,
I'm scared, don't you get it?
I don't either.
[Snow White] Please, I'm sorry.
Let's find Rosetta and talk.
Look out!
(suspenseful music)
(Cinderella screaming)
(Rosetta laughing)
Ah, why can't you just stay demonic, hmm?
Why fight that brilliant curse?
Go wake her up.
(suspenseful music continues)
(suspenseful music continues)
(jar shattering)
(Rosetta groaning)
(suspenseful music continues)
(Rosetta screaming)
(ominous music)
[Cinderella] Come on Snow
White, I'm going to find Hatter.
[Snow White] I'm sorry, Cinderella,
he made a deal with me,
and if I win,
he will remove my curse.
I'm sorry.
Not you as well, bitch! (Screams)
(ax thudding)
(suspenseful music continues)
Hatter!
Where are you?
(suspenseful music continues)
(Cinderella grunting)
(Fairy Godmother moaning)
What the fuck.
Cinderella?
Miss me?
Mad Hatter.
Shh, aren't you glad I
got here in time, hmm?
Let me take care of her,
you stay right there. (Laughs)
Cinderella's all mine, okay?
(ominous music)
Who are you?
I am your Fairy Godmother.
Oh!
Do you want your revenge?
Please.
I do.
Cinderella, why weren't
you here to save me?
Please, save me.
Cinderella, you are the meanest
and the baddest of them all.
It was you all along, it was always you.
I want your love.
I have a riddle for you, Hatter.
In a realm where time stands still,
and future brings no peace,
mad souls forever dwell,
what is this place?
I don't know.
No, no!
(ominous music continues)
A fiery hell.
(ominous music)
Now, look who's awake.
[Cinderella] You're all...
I brought them back to life,
I even patched them up for you.
No.
I'm going to grant you a wish
before you go to hell.
(ominous music continues)
Why do I feel...
[Fairy Godmother] Normal?
Because I've lifted your curse,
just as you wanted.
Only I would hope for your curse
to get in the way of your death.
(ominous music continues)
The princesses will take care of you now.
I command you to kill her.
[Rosetta] Fairest of them all.
Fairest of them all.
I, I'm the fairest of them all.
(ominous music continues)
Princesses, I command you to kill her.
[Fairy Godmother] No, stop!
No! No.
(ominous music continues)
(ax thudding)
(princesses growling)
Anyone for tea?
(ominous music)
(ominous music continues)
(ominous music continues)