Fanfik (2023) Movie Script
Nothing works.
I don't know what's going on.
The only things that help are pills
and writing fanfics.
My therapist saysI can't justdaydream
and steal psych medsfrom my dad,
but
I don't give a shit.
These summer vacations
seem to drag on forever.
We simply can't wait to come back.
After all, school is our second home.
We're like one big family here,
and I expectyou all missed me too.
Very much.
I really did.
In October,
the second-years will go on a trip
to an unusual place, Malbork.
There, you'll be able to tour
an extraordinary building.
The world's largest
SCHOOL YEAR INAUGURATION
A trip to Malbork.
You'll be able to tour
the world's largest
secular brick building.
What is it?
I'll wait my turn.
No.
The floor is yours.
Please.
The driver of the white Mercedes,
plates WX 5236,
please repark yourvehicle immediately.
Sorry, when I'm stressed, I tell jokes.
Unfunny ones.
But it's hard to say something funnier
than "the world's largest
secular brick building."
Me?
I'm Leon.
I got a scholarship
and came here from a small town.
If someone ever needs tomove their horse,
that would be me.
And I greatly resent
the Polish educational system.
Let's welcome Leon.
There, you'll be able to tour
an extraordinary building.
The world's largest
secular brick building.
It will be a bus trip.
Then, in December
FANFIC
A SHORT STORY MIXING THE WORLDS
OF FICTIONAL AND REAL CHARACTERS,
CREATED BY FANS, PUBLISHED ON THE INTERNEI wanna puke.
I wanna puke.
Half of my life I wanna puke.
And the other half I wanna sleep.
Artur.
You dropped something.
Don't weigh it that way.
-Excuse me?
-It's half-eaten.
Better?
Hey. Can you hold my place in line for me?
I wanted to stop by
the electrical tools aisle.
It was a joke. Sorry.
I have a favor to ask. Could you
tell my friend about the special offers?
He's a bit shy and afraid to ask.
My friend is right.
I am indeed a shy bargain hunter.
Keep the change.
-Hey.
-Hi.
Emilka.
And you?
And that's Toska.
Don't mind her. She's always like that.
-Wanna grab a beer with us?
-No.
-The shy bargain hunter has other plans.
-Do I?
Cool polish.
"Cool polish"?
Cool shmolish.
Okay, fuck it.
The concert went well, even very well.
Twenty thousand people
screamed at the top of their lungs,
singing his songs.
His largest tour
was slowly coming to an end.
Luckily, ashe was really exhausted.
With fame, stardom,
all these people around him.
He left the stage.
An assistant got a hold of him,
but all he wanted was to hole up in his
Cool polish
dressing room?
Who is that?You hear that?
THE STAR
Cool
Cool polish
Cool polish
What?
What?
Don't try to tell me
you did everything right, Andrzej.
Well, then maybe I'll call the glazier?
What glazier, man?
What are you saying?
You know how much this costs?
-Hi, Dad.
-Hi.
Hi.
You couldn't have called me?
I wouldn't have come.
It's not a big deal.
Half an hour and we'll head out.
I'm hungry now.
Okay, boss.
I'll handle it.
-Handle what?
-Well
I'll secure it and tidy up.
Don't worry, boss.
All right. Tidy it up. That too.
Why is that standing there?
It should be lying flat,
or it'll shatter more windows.
I told you, Andrzej.
Boss, you mentioned something
about an advance.
-Beginning of the school year?
-What?
You look nice. So elegant.
The school year started today, right?
I don't dress up for school.
Besides, it's none of your business.
Of course.
I thought that
Maybe someday
you'd like to, for instance--
No.
-"No" what?
-No, I don't want to go out with you.
-Because I work for your father?
-No!
All right, relax
-What are you doing?!
-What?
-You judging me?
-What?
Fuck off! Stop touching me!
Come on!
Are you insane?
Fuck! Why is itthat I want
to tear everyone to pieces?
Why is it that
Okay.
Okay.
Do you have to behave like that
in front of my employees?
Can't you just once
act like a normal girl?
I don't know. Just smile nicely,
talk politely, say something?
Instead, you're always sulky,
disgruntled, and resentful.
I don't get it, Tosia.
Will you tell me what's going on?
Nothing.
Tosia, I'm talking to you.
Tell me, what's going on?
Here, I bought you tampons.
You couldn't have bought pads?
You wanted tampons.
They added this as a freebie.
Check it out.
It's a size L menstrual cup.
For people who have given birth.
Do I look like someone who's given birth?
Let go of me.
Let me go.
Dude, let go!
Let go.
THE PISSED OFF CINDERELLA
Hey, sweetheart!
Sweetheart, hey!
I guess you need a singer, huh?
Guys, come on. Let me go.
Maybe I could use a singer?
Hurry up, Tosia, or I'll be late.
In a sec.
I'M STOKED I'M SPEECHLESS
YOU'VE GOT TALENGOOD COOL GREAT AWESOME
THE STAR COULDN'T REMEMBER
ANYONE THAT FUNNY
THE STAR FELT THAT THEY WERE SIMILAR
Hi. What's up?
CINDERELLA CAME TO HIS DRESSING ROOM.
ELECTRICITY! MAGNETISM.
What?
ROKSANA: TOTALLY DOPE!
LOVE READING YOUR STUFF!
Cool polish
Mrozowska, come here.
What catwalk did you come from?
I'm over here, doll.
Good morning.
Twelve minutes after the bell.
That means an absence.
-I apologize.
-You're free to go.
Can I stay in class though?
I don't usually repeat myself.
All right. I'm sorry.
Whatcha got there?
A mint.
Faster, girls! Keep the pace!
-She won't let me take my finals.
-What are you saying?
-I won't graduate.
-You will, Matylda.
Matylda, I know a great geography tutor.
Do you know
how many geography tutors I know?
Harder, Emilia! I can see you!
Faster, girls! Stay with the rhythm!
One! Two! Three! Yes.
Toska
When I wrote
that the last fanfic was too short,
what I meant was that it's so good
that it could've been longer.
Keep the pace, girls!
Good!
That new character,
the pissed off Cinderella, is great.
Rad idea.
Really rad. Dope.
Roksana, please. Stop trying so hard.
Damn, she got it.
Good!
-Come on! Run!
-Go forward!
Come on!
Come on!
Go forward!
LEON: HOW'S YOUR POLISH?
STILL THE PRETTIEST IN TOWN?
Come on, let's be real.
That's not how you play.
Who are you texting, huh?
-Toska.
-Which Toska?
Our Toska.
-You're texting Toska from our class?
-Yeah. So what?
She's weird.
Not that she's unpleasant
or anything. Just weird.
Why?
'Cause Maks couldn't bag her.
Tosia!
Wait!
Will you drop by my place tonight?
-What do you want from me?
-Do I have to want something?
I'm not interested, okay?
There'll be a few people from school.
-I'll make you guacamole.
-Bye.
How are your stories, Tosia?
Fanfics.
Of course. How are your fanfics?
Good. People like them.
I'm just finishing one. Only
Only what?
-I'd like you to prescribe me medication.
-Tosia
Did you take your father's meds again?
-We agreed that you wouldn't do that.
-I didn't agree to anything.
If you don't want to prescribe me
those meds, I'll stop coming here.
I can see that you're angry.
But that's okay.
Anger gives you the power
to implement change.
I don't want to be angry anymore!
I can't stand being angry!
You must expel your anger, Tosia.
Otherwise, it might result
in another episode of self-harm.
Follow me.Come.
Vultures, already going after the food.
HIS OWN MANAGER DIDN'T BELIEVE IN HIM
I thought of you.
I'm starting a project
for next season. But you know
Hold on. Wait.
Without him.
He's done. You know, it's his swan song.
Okay, I'll keep you in mind.
We'll get it sorted.
Have fun! Eat as much as you can!
Eat till you drop. Okay.
That tune you played me
yesterday, you know, that
That was fire.
We can play it in a few places.
I've already arranged some stuff.
Practice, please. Practice.
Sup?
Hey, everybody get out!
The party is over!
My watch!
No!
You're a wacko!
I'm normal.
I'm completely normal.
Sure thing.
Sure you are.
Tosia.
What?
You're drenched.
Leave me alone, Maks.
-Don't you fancy me?
-I do.
So, what is it?
I thought you were hitting on me.
I dunno. Maybe I'm a romantic?
Toska.
Oh, right. I thought
I'd made a fool of myself.
-Hey. Give me a hand.
-Oh, hi.
Give them here.
-Hey.
-Ciao.
Hey.
Shall we?
Let's go.
-Hi. Hey.
-Hi.
What is this place?
Konrad set it up.
Until I can find a normal place.
Toska, you're soaking wet.
Go get changed, or you'll get sick.
Don't exaggerate.
My clothes are over there.
Put something on.
-Put on your clothes?
-Go.
-Konrad, what about that guacamole?
-One moment!
Okay.
Keep watch.
I came here today 'cause I've
been thinking about you a lot lately.
I mean, you kinda pop
into my mind on your own.
Do you know the story of Cinderella?
You're one cool Tosiek.
Can I borrow these clothes?
No, only after the 18th.
Yes. No chance of doing it earlier.
All right. Do you work on weekends?
Hello? Can you hear me?
-Hello?
-I'm here. Can you hear me?
Yes, the connection was bad.
Can you stop? This is just infuriating.
Off the rim!
Toska, I see the thrift shop had a sale.
Three-pointer.
You better watch out.
Tosia? You want some mascara?
No, thanks.
I'm here. Get back to your seats, please.
-Hey.
-Hi.
Let's get started.
-Is everyone here?
-Great.
Yes.
Toska?
Before we move on to chemistry,
let's do some homeroom stuff.
-Pair up--
-What for?
To prepare presentations, Artur.
Tosia. If you want, I have a whole bag
of old clothes. I can lend you some.
-Very funny.
-Maks?
What will your presentation be about?
Well, my classmate has inspired me
to tackle the recycling of clothes,
conscious consumerism,
and wearing old, smelly hand-me-downs.
That's a really good topic.
Everybody can wear
whoever's clothes they want.
So, I can wear your pajamas to school?
I sleep naked, but I'd find you something.
This is chemistry, not homeroom time.
-Can we begin?
-No, we can't.
Maks can't take
not being in the spotlight.
I think we should all applaud Maks.
You want me to get up, Konrad?
-Artur! Calm down.
-You're already up.
-Don't scratch your nail polish.
-Chill. Your girlfriend does them best.
-Leave herout of this.
-All right
Get a grip.
Do you need a moment?
Can we do the presentation together?
-Is everyone
-Act like a man or--
Maks, shut up!
Like a pansy.
Roksana, please sit down.
-Yes.
-Great, we'll do it together.
Just a sec. Sorry.
We'll do a great presentation.
-Roksana.
-And you look great.
I think Maks would like to add something.
Do you have some identity
or personality disorder?
You got a problem?
Do you hate yourself or something?
You got a problem.I don't paint
my nails and look like a clown!
You got a problem
with people crossing boundaries?
No, let's talk about this.
I've got a problem with cringy outfits.
And with people like you!
Maks!
Why are you egging him on?
-Is Maks always like that?
-Always.
Need much time to find him those pajamas?
Yeah, it might take a while.
If you get it done quickly,
you might have a free afternoon today.
"How transgender people
define themselves today." Boom!
That's the topic
I came up with for our presentation.
Okay.
Will you write something?
Do you like the topic or not?
Do you think it's interesting?
Sure, it's interesting.
So, will you write something?
You've changed.
I have to tell you that as a friend.
Roksana, we're not friends. Okay?
Don't even say that.
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Dad.
I'm sorry.
What?
Can we talk?
About what?
I don't know. I thought
the weather is great, it's Saturday.
Maybe we could go out for lunch
or to the zoo.
Dad, I'm 17 years old.
Okay, so what?
Come on. Let's go.
You could wear something nice.
Listen, I don't wanna see
that therapist anymore.
-What happened?
-He doesn't want to prescribe me meds.
Why do you need meds?You don't need them.
I wouldn't be so sure, 'cause--
Tosia, really,
let's not talk about it now.
Dad. I take yours anyway.
What do you mean?
If I don't take them,
I feel like hurting myself.
No, wait. You've got to be joking.
Tosia, open the door.
You hear me? Open the door.
Open up, or I'll break down the door.
Tosia, open the damn door!
Careful, or you'll hurt yourself.
Girl, what have you done to your hair?
Boy.
What?
I'm a boy, Dad.
Tosia, what are you talking about?
Leon? Can I borrow more clothes from you?
I don't have any and I want to look good,
'cause this is the real me.
I'll be hurt if you don't want
to be friends anymore.
I really like you, but I'll understand.
And I just had nowhere to go.
Admit it, you like me so much
you want to look like me.
Sorry, I'm way sexier than you.
Yeah
Can I ask you something?
Go ahead.
What is this about?
What's going on with you?
Do you remember when we first met?
You weren't the only one throwing up.
I wasn't throwing up.
I saw you.
Okay. It's like
Well, it's
Sometimes it's all too much for me.
Usually, my dad's pills help,
but that time they didn't.
What pills?
Zoloft.
What?
Meds can help.
But why steal them from your father?
Without them, I feel like I'm
It's like you're about to
tear someone apart.
Everyone. And then yourself.
I felt like that all the time.
Or groggy from the meds.
And
here, at your place,
when I saw myself
in the mirror in your clothes
I understood that I'm not a normal girl.
I mean, that I'm not a girl.
That I'm a boy.
And that anger just went away.
KONRAD: ARE YOU COMING?
Wanna go to a party?
A real party?
Yep.
At Konrad's sister's.
-Me?
-Yes.
-Today?
-Yep.
Wanna dance?
Yeah, in a sec.
Great party.
-What game are you playing?
-What do you mean?
I like Leon. He's a great guy, isn't he?
He hasn't had it easy,
and he can only count on himself.
And
it wouldn't be cool
if someone fucked him over now.
Some attention-seeking chick, for example.
Who? Me?
Not me.
Queers, in general, are dangerous.
They know magic tricks.
Dad, look. I'm about to
make your son disappear.
Dad, I'm gay.
The son is gone.
Queers are really well-off here.
Like, for real.
For instance, they always
have a free gift for grandma.
They just
-Hey!
-Hi.
You invited him? Seriously?
Fell under a lawn mower, huh?
They just have to
show their grandma a text,
"Hey, I broke up with Patryk.
Best wishes."
So when's your grandma's birthday?
Leon.
Come on. Come. Come here.
-Is that Maks's bike?
-Yeah.
He'll kill us.
His dad will buy him three more like this.
Tosiek!
Tosiek!
-I missed.
-Me too.
-Let's go to my place.
-All right.
-You prefer the eyes or the lips?
-Neither.
Girl, would you get down?
You get down, girl.
Get down!
Leon, are you gay?
What?
You heard me.
Yeah, I am.
Cool.
Cool.
Of course.
I have a question.
Are you after Toska or Tosiek?
What do you think?
Can I kiss you?
Yes.
32 MISSED CALLS FROM DAD
Fuck.
Fuck.
Do you know what time it is?
Yeah, I do.
We left
I mean, we were upstairs.
I left my phone downstairs.
I just didn't hear it.
All right.
Tosia, listen.
I know I haven't spent too much time
with you. I know that it's my fault.
I apologize for that.
I've been working a lot,
so you could have everything.
But I've neglected you.
I've made many mistakes.
And I've hurt you.
And I'm sorry for that.
Nah, come on. It wasn't that bad.
Come here.
All right, Tosia.
Now that we've cleared that up,
sweetheart, could you stop
with the dress-up?
Please.
From now on, I'm going to give you
all the attention you'll need.
Leave.
Leave!
I said get out!
MATYLDA: FUCKING HELL
CHECK THIS OUEMILKA: OK
SUCK BALLS, YOU TRANNY
DEGENERATE
SHITTING RAINBOWS
IN YOUR FACE
EVOLUTIONARY ERROR
What are you watching there?
I'D STILL FUCK HER
Nothing.
Go ahead.
Keep watching.
Whatever it is.
-You about to say something?
-Of course.
If I were you, I'd be worried
that someone stole my bike.
STUPID BITCH
QUEER SCUM!
GET YOUR ASS READY
FAIRIES
Hello?
Hello?
We were supposed towork
on the presentation.
-Hello, are you there?
-Obviously.
-We're about to be called in.
-Hi.
How are you holding up?
Fine.
Great.
-It's great you're not bothered.
-About what?
So, you don't know?
Well
I don't know who posted this,
but I know that I despise that person.
What a jerk and cyberbully.
People like that should get
a lifetime ban on internet access.
Hi. Are you waiting for me?
You're Roksana?
Yes
-I gotta go.
-What?
-I'll kill him.
-Who?
-Maks.
-How do you know it's him?
It must be him!
He realized we stole his bike and--
-You stole his bike, Tosiek.
-I did.
Never mind. It, like, pissed him off
and now he wants revenge.Get it?
Tosiek, you have no idea whether it's him.
These photos were taken
over a few weeks, not just yesterday.
-If not him, then who?
-I don't know.
SUCK BALLS, YOU TRANNY
DEGENERATE
REPORHey.
Hey, are you coming?
KONRAD: HEY, I'M WORRIED. EVERYTHING OK?
My dear, could it be
that the time you spend on homework
is inversely proportionate to the time
you spend on doing your makeup?
Maybe follow the example
of some of your classmates,
who refrain from doing their hair,
I presume, in the interest of learning.
Bravo, Tosia.
Bravo.
I propose shaving your head bald.
My intuition tells me that
you might not graduate this year.
TOSIEK: WHERE ARE YOU?
A pretty face and a shapely butt
JASTRZEBSKA'S AT HER BESare not enough to pass.
I'M COMING OVER
I'm okay.
I hate this school.
And these shitty teachers.
They think I'm an idiot 'cause I'm pretty.
And I got no one to talk to about it,
'cause Emilka says,
"That's how the world works."
I don't even know about college.
You don't?
I don't know. Maybe I'm weird.
-What about you?
-Me?
Do you consider yourself
to be a totally regular girl?
Regular boy.
Oh, sorry. A regular boy.
Hey, forgive me for asking,
but how is it that for 17 years
you didn't realize that you're
You know.
That I'm not a girl?
I don't know.
It seems super obvious now.
But it wasn't like that before.
I don't know. Maybe it'stoo big
to wrap your head around.
Or I was simply afraid to notice it.
I gotta go.
Hey, you gonna finish that?
Enjoy.
It's gettingout of hand, huh?
-What are you talking about?
-Nothing, darling girl.
Darling boy.
-What?
-Darling boy.
Toska, you're such an attractive girl.
I don't get why you wear those rags.
-They're not flattering.
-Oh, God.
Really.
And you want to be called "darling boy,"
but you keep staring at Leon.
At least if you chased skirts,
that would be somewhat logical.
-Since when is this about logic,Maks?
-Do you have to butt in, Emilka?
Don't call me Emilka. I'm not a child.
Are you your old man,
telling me how to live my life?
Should I explain it to you?
Explain it to me. Sometimes I don't
even get what's going on.
Explain it to us.
Gender is a social construct.
Most of us are born as men or women. Okay?
But what's expected of women
and men is a kind of theory.
One that's imposed, not innate. Get it?
Okay, Maks
You can be a cis girl and like girls.
Yes?
Or boys.
Or you can be born
a trans boy and like boys or girls.
Or you can not relate
to any gender and like--
Aliens.
Wow.
I know when something
feels okay and when it doesn't.
And that's what's most important.
And now it doesn't feel okay.
Hi.
Don't go, Koko. It's great
that you convincedLeon to come.
There's no point in worrying
about such things, right?
-Can you take a pic of us?
-Sure.
Okay.
Maybe a bit closer?
Show me.
-I can explain.
-You should.
Leon, I can explain. Really.
Leon, I can explain this.
-You idiot.
-Me?!
Relax.
Sit down, Tosia.
Tosiek!
Hands off!
Maks, stop! Get down!
Maks.
Maks.
Get down.
Dad isn't answering.
Leon didn't do anything, ma'am.
Wait in the hallway.
I meant the students.
Ah, sorry.
I'd like to request for Maks to stay.
One must be able to face
the consequences of one's actions.
We'll get to that. I'd rather
talk to you gentlemen in private.
-Ma'am, I pay a hefty tuition fee--
-Dad.
Did I ask you to speak?
Go outside.Outside, now.
How long shall we wait?
Leon's parents live outside Warsaw.
-He must have a guardian.
-I don't think it's any of our business.
Did I ask for your opinion?
Let's make something clear.
I don't like the way you're talking to me.
And I dislike the way
you address your child even more.
"Child."
I can't stand the jerks
who fight with their own kids.
It's good that you told him off.
I almost screwed things up
with Konrad too.
When he came out,
I tried to convince him it would pass.
And other bullshit like that.
Luckily, I realized
it's harder for him than for me.
I was filming my sister.
I swear I didn't post that.
Maks, I gotta say
I understand you a bit better now.
'Cause of my old man?
He's not that bad.
He's just pissed because of my bike.
What bike?
Someone stole my bike at your party.
-Tell him.
-No.
We were supposed to returnthe bike.
-We will. Relax.
-You relax.
Why are you so worried about it?
Nothing's gonna happen if he waits
a bit longer for his damn bike.
It's just not right.
-You afraid of him?
-You don't get it.
I get it all. You were so afraid
that you wanted to have a girlfriend.
So, you're going to out me now?
-Y'all ready?
-Yeah.
One. Two. One, two, three, and
-What?
-Drums start.
Oh, right. Sorry.
One, two, three, and
Cool polish
What? What is it?
You're doing it wrong.
-In what way?
-We're in G, not in F, Cinder.
-You're in the wrong key.
-Fine.
-It's a completely different key.
-Fuck this. Fuck this band.
Who even is that?
-Fuck you.
-Cool polish.
Thanks, girls.Top marks, of course.
Let's keep going.
Next up,
Tosiek and Roksana.
I apologize,
but we didn't prepare anything.
Not even you, Roksana?
I chose the wrong topic.
Transgender issues
don't interest me after all, because
Because they're boring.
Boring as
Boring as something very boring.
It's not Roksana's fault, actually.
I'm the one that messed up.
I'm sorry,
but transgender issues are boring.
Because gender is boring.
Because it's like a label.
And I don't know
if anyone is interested in labels.
Some might be, but
not us.
Thanks.
For your good intentions.
But you still have to
complete the project.
All right.
Let's move on to the next group.
Careful.
To the right.
Good.
Right one first.
See? No trace of it.
Yeah, but there's no one here.
They have the day off.
-Together.
-On three.
One, two, three.
Where?
-Let's go.
-What?
Let's do it like this.
-Facing each other?
-Yes. Come on.
One, two, three.
Oh, that's good.
LEON: I WANNA TALK
TOSIEK: I'M WORKING AT MY FATHER'S
There's some glass left.
CAN I COME OVER?
We need to sweep it.
Got some on my face.
-Right?
-Yeah. You got some here.
-Hello.
-Hello.
Damn.
I forgot what time it is.
I guess the stores are still open.
I gotta buy silicone.
It won't buy itself. All right.
I'll be going, then. I'll eat on the way.
I'm listening.
What did you wanna talk about?
I didn't hang out with you
to have a cover.
Okay
Initially, I did.
But then I realized that
I like you.
What about Konrad?
What about him?
Well, I've seen you with Konrad.
I don't want anything from Konrad.
From you, I do.
I'm just joking. Really.
You do this.
-One more time.
-Quickly.
Relax your stomach.
You're still too tense.
You just gotta let the air come down here.
No, not like that.
You gotta do it quickly.
Come on!
Your old man is back.
Everything was smashed up.
The boss was pissed--
Hello.
Oh, hey.
You weren't supposed to be at work today.
Is there a problem?
There's enough room for all of us, right?
Forget it. There's no point. Let's go.
What do you mean? You said no one's here.
How was I supposed to know
the boss's daughter would be here?
Dude, that's a chick? For real?
-Why? You got a problem?
-Tosiek, come on.
Tosiek? I can't even.
-Yes, Tosiek. Whether you like it or not.
-Okay, guys. We're leaving.
-What's your hurry there, pal?
-Why are you so jumpy, girl?
-Why are you?
-Fuck you say?
All right, Arek. Come on.
See you around, guys. Tosiek, let's go.
You're leaving already? You scared?
-Leave it. Don't push it.
-Don't touch me.
-Chill.
-You more scared than a chick?
And you're so brave, huh?
Why? 'Cause there's three of you?
Fucking what?
Fuck, Oski, you moron.
-I'm sorry!
-Get a grip.
I'm gonna have to clean that up tomorrow.
Come on. Fuck.
He's gone.
Fuck me! Wow!
You got a brave fucking boyfriend.
Cool guy.
-Let's go.
-Let's get the fuck out of here.
-Grab that.
-Pack it up.
See ya.
Move your ass, Oskar.
Fucking pussy.
Tosiek.
Tosiek, I'm sorry.
Tosiek.
Don't be mad at me. Okay?
Did they hurt you?
I'm a failure.
I'm a mistake.
Oh, Mrozowska.
I thought you'd come to your senses.
Your odds are not good.
Not good.
God, you old hag.
You must really hate yourself
to enjoy picking on pretty girls so much.
Tosia.
Lately, I regret
not being able to pick on you.
Such a pretty face.
-Stay away from my face.
-What did you say, missy?
Young man.
Stay away from my face.
It's my business
how I dress and how I look.
I use he/him pronouns.
Please address me accordingly.
Listen here, missy.
School is no place
for these antics and dress-ups,
and everything that you represent.
I've been watching you,
and I'll be honest.
-Excuse me.
-One more stunt
-Professor, excuse me.
-One more stunt. Yes, Emilia?
Nobody cares
what you have to say about it.
-Sit down, Emilia.
-First apologize to Matylda and Tosiek.
Did you watch too many American movies?
Is respect for others
only a staple in American movies?
-If you don't like people
-Then you shouldn't work in a school.
Maybe find a hobby
to help you deal with stress.
Emilia, sit down!
-Maybe yoga?
-Or origami?
-Go-kart racing?
-Mindfulness helped my mom.
Ma'am, I play League.
And I'm looking for a bot lane duo.
Or just set up a Tinder profile.
This class is over. You'll regret this.
-That's three "nos." Thanks.
-You'll regret this!
Goodbye!
-Hey, thanks. Seriously.
-Okay, don't get so emotional.
There are limits
to butting into our lives.
It was me.
You what?
Nah, you weren't even at that party.
You see? You're doing it even now.
Humiliating me.
You only think about yourself.
And they still like you,
they still invite you to parties.
It's so unfair.
You don't even care
what other people feel.
What I feel,what Leon feels, or Konrad.
You think you're so cool,
hanging out with Leon?
Do you ever talk to him?
Do you know that his parents
cut all ties with him because he's gay?
Do you know
he spent three months in the hospital
after being beaten for dancing with a boy?
No! You don't know that!
You don't, 'cause you don't care
about anything other than yourself.
How do you know this?
Because it crossed my mind
to actually talk to him about it.
Hello?
Hi.
Hi, son.
How are things with you?
Good. How are you?
I'm fine.
Yeah?
Uh
How's school?
Could I speak to Dad?
You know, he's very busy right now
and can't come to the phone.
Don't listen to him.
He's always exaggerating.
-Hi.
-Hi.
Glad you dropped by.
Come in. Watch the low door frame.
Listen up. Let's drink to redheads.
Is that politically correct at this table?
There is no Tosia anymore.
There's Tosiek.
I'm going to miss her.
Yeah.
You will.
Sit down.
What were you discussing out there?
We were quitting smoking.
What's so amusing about apples?
No.
Film us when we're eating the apple pie.
-Magda, look here.
-Yeah?
Come on, look here.
Is your hair real or dyed? Let it loose.
Let's have a contest
for the best hair color.
I cut it.
Shake it.
Yes, sexy!
So much hair!
Don't play with the hair, please.
Should I cut your hair too?
We gonna cut Daddy's hair, huh?
Yes!
Well? Look at you.
It's nice.
Do you like it?
Your new short haircut?
We're all blondes.But you
I'm going bald.
There won't be anything to cut.
There was this stage
It started somewhere around kindergarten.
Some boy impressed you.
His name was Daniel.
And you wanted to be like Daniel.
You even told us to call you Daniel.
You told us to cut your hair.
Skirts were out of the question.
And Mom?
-Did she allow this?
-Of course.
Why didn't you tell me about this?
I just didn't know how.
I thought I had to be like Mom.
Because she's gone.
That she would want that. For me. For you.
I thought it would be better for you.
For me?
What could've been better for me, huh?
Thinking I was weird
and seriously messed up?
Did you think you'd pretend
this didn't exist and it really wouldn't?
I was afraid
of what was happening,Tosiek.
I know I completely screwed up.
It'll be all right.
It will, kid. You'll see. We'll handle it.
There's nothing wrong with you.
You hear? There's nothing wrong with you.
Dad, I think
I did something terribly wrong.
What?
Did you and Mom argue?
Of course.
And how did you make up?
We talked to each other.
And if she didn't want to talk?
It was me who didn't want to.
What would she do then?
She wouldn't give up.
Koko, do you know where Leon is?
I do.
Will you tell me?
-At home.
-I'm at his home. He's not here.
He went back to his parents.
-Do you know where they live?
-No.
Are you free now?
-You think this'll work?
-It's all we've got.
We should get a girl.
Girls are better at this.
They can smile, flutter their eyelashes
Yeah. I've got an idea.
Hi, listen, would you like to
break into the principal's office
with me and Koko?
We need someoneto flutter hereyelashes.
Great. Okay, see you.
Maks, is that your bicycle?
Yeah.
It's been miraculously found.
Or stolen.
Has stealing each other's bikes
become the norm?
It was borrowed.
Without asking? Without permission?
I forgot.
I lent it to them a while ago.
-A buddy needed help.
-Now we need your help again.
It's about Leon.
-Ms. Ewa! There's a fire!
-What? Where?
The chemistry lab!
I was doing an experiment.
All by the book.
But I might'vemixed up the proportions.
Do you smell smoke?
I smell smoke.
Hey, my geography test.
Hey!
Good morning.
We need Leon's address.Leon's parents'.
But he took his papers yesterday
and gave up his scholarship.
Yes, but we really need it.
All right.
In 88 kilometers, turn right.
What's with the rainbow?
He wasn't home?
Wait, that's him! Pull over.
Leon!
Dude!
WHAT NEXT? THEY KISSED FOREVER!
THE STAR & CINDER FOREVER
I'M SORRY
LET'S DO IT!
I'M AFRAID. BUT I WANT TO ANYWAY.
This is the end of the story
of the Star's and Cinderella's band.
They lived happily ever after,
somewhere very far away or quite near.
And all that. We're outta here. Bye.
No one is a failure.
No one is a mistake.
He's afraid and I am too.
But that's okay.
Who we are is okay.
BASED ON THE NOVEL "FANFIK"
BY NATALIA OSINSKA
Subtitle translation by: Emily Moorlach
I don't know what's going on.
The only things that help are pills
and writing fanfics.
My therapist saysI can't justdaydream
and steal psych medsfrom my dad,
but
I don't give a shit.
These summer vacations
seem to drag on forever.
We simply can't wait to come back.
After all, school is our second home.
We're like one big family here,
and I expectyou all missed me too.
Very much.
I really did.
In October,
the second-years will go on a trip
to an unusual place, Malbork.
There, you'll be able to tour
an extraordinary building.
The world's largest
SCHOOL YEAR INAUGURATION
A trip to Malbork.
You'll be able to tour
the world's largest
secular brick building.
What is it?
I'll wait my turn.
No.
The floor is yours.
Please.
The driver of the white Mercedes,
plates WX 5236,
please repark yourvehicle immediately.
Sorry, when I'm stressed, I tell jokes.
Unfunny ones.
But it's hard to say something funnier
than "the world's largest
secular brick building."
Me?
I'm Leon.
I got a scholarship
and came here from a small town.
If someone ever needs tomove their horse,
that would be me.
And I greatly resent
the Polish educational system.
Let's welcome Leon.
There, you'll be able to tour
an extraordinary building.
The world's largest
secular brick building.
It will be a bus trip.
Then, in December
FANFIC
A SHORT STORY MIXING THE WORLDS
OF FICTIONAL AND REAL CHARACTERS,
CREATED BY FANS, PUBLISHED ON THE INTERNEI wanna puke.
I wanna puke.
Half of my life I wanna puke.
And the other half I wanna sleep.
Artur.
You dropped something.
Don't weigh it that way.
-Excuse me?
-It's half-eaten.
Better?
Hey. Can you hold my place in line for me?
I wanted to stop by
the electrical tools aisle.
It was a joke. Sorry.
I have a favor to ask. Could you
tell my friend about the special offers?
He's a bit shy and afraid to ask.
My friend is right.
I am indeed a shy bargain hunter.
Keep the change.
-Hey.
-Hi.
Emilka.
And you?
And that's Toska.
Don't mind her. She's always like that.
-Wanna grab a beer with us?
-No.
-The shy bargain hunter has other plans.
-Do I?
Cool polish.
"Cool polish"?
Cool shmolish.
Okay, fuck it.
The concert went well, even very well.
Twenty thousand people
screamed at the top of their lungs,
singing his songs.
His largest tour
was slowly coming to an end.
Luckily, ashe was really exhausted.
With fame, stardom,
all these people around him.
He left the stage.
An assistant got a hold of him,
but all he wanted was to hole up in his
Cool polish
dressing room?
Who is that?You hear that?
THE STAR
Cool
Cool polish
Cool polish
What?
What?
Don't try to tell me
you did everything right, Andrzej.
Well, then maybe I'll call the glazier?
What glazier, man?
What are you saying?
You know how much this costs?
-Hi, Dad.
-Hi.
Hi.
You couldn't have called me?
I wouldn't have come.
It's not a big deal.
Half an hour and we'll head out.
I'm hungry now.
Okay, boss.
I'll handle it.
-Handle what?
-Well
I'll secure it and tidy up.
Don't worry, boss.
All right. Tidy it up. That too.
Why is that standing there?
It should be lying flat,
or it'll shatter more windows.
I told you, Andrzej.
Boss, you mentioned something
about an advance.
-Beginning of the school year?
-What?
You look nice. So elegant.
The school year started today, right?
I don't dress up for school.
Besides, it's none of your business.
Of course.
I thought that
Maybe someday
you'd like to, for instance--
No.
-"No" what?
-No, I don't want to go out with you.
-Because I work for your father?
-No!
All right, relax
-What are you doing?!
-What?
-You judging me?
-What?
Fuck off! Stop touching me!
Come on!
Are you insane?
Fuck! Why is itthat I want
to tear everyone to pieces?
Why is it that
Okay.
Okay.
Do you have to behave like that
in front of my employees?
Can't you just once
act like a normal girl?
I don't know. Just smile nicely,
talk politely, say something?
Instead, you're always sulky,
disgruntled, and resentful.
I don't get it, Tosia.
Will you tell me what's going on?
Nothing.
Tosia, I'm talking to you.
Tell me, what's going on?
Here, I bought you tampons.
You couldn't have bought pads?
You wanted tampons.
They added this as a freebie.
Check it out.
It's a size L menstrual cup.
For people who have given birth.
Do I look like someone who's given birth?
Let go of me.
Let me go.
Dude, let go!
Let go.
THE PISSED OFF CINDERELLA
Hey, sweetheart!
Sweetheart, hey!
I guess you need a singer, huh?
Guys, come on. Let me go.
Maybe I could use a singer?
Hurry up, Tosia, or I'll be late.
In a sec.
I'M STOKED I'M SPEECHLESS
YOU'VE GOT TALENGOOD COOL GREAT AWESOME
THE STAR COULDN'T REMEMBER
ANYONE THAT FUNNY
THE STAR FELT THAT THEY WERE SIMILAR
Hi. What's up?
CINDERELLA CAME TO HIS DRESSING ROOM.
ELECTRICITY! MAGNETISM.
What?
ROKSANA: TOTALLY DOPE!
LOVE READING YOUR STUFF!
Cool polish
Mrozowska, come here.
What catwalk did you come from?
I'm over here, doll.
Good morning.
Twelve minutes after the bell.
That means an absence.
-I apologize.
-You're free to go.
Can I stay in class though?
I don't usually repeat myself.
All right. I'm sorry.
Whatcha got there?
A mint.
Faster, girls! Keep the pace!
-She won't let me take my finals.
-What are you saying?
-I won't graduate.
-You will, Matylda.
Matylda, I know a great geography tutor.
Do you know
how many geography tutors I know?
Harder, Emilia! I can see you!
Faster, girls! Stay with the rhythm!
One! Two! Three! Yes.
Toska
When I wrote
that the last fanfic was too short,
what I meant was that it's so good
that it could've been longer.
Keep the pace, girls!
Good!
That new character,
the pissed off Cinderella, is great.
Rad idea.
Really rad. Dope.
Roksana, please. Stop trying so hard.
Damn, she got it.
Good!
-Come on! Run!
-Go forward!
Come on!
Come on!
Go forward!
LEON: HOW'S YOUR POLISH?
STILL THE PRETTIEST IN TOWN?
Come on, let's be real.
That's not how you play.
Who are you texting, huh?
-Toska.
-Which Toska?
Our Toska.
-You're texting Toska from our class?
-Yeah. So what?
She's weird.
Not that she's unpleasant
or anything. Just weird.
Why?
'Cause Maks couldn't bag her.
Tosia!
Wait!
Will you drop by my place tonight?
-What do you want from me?
-Do I have to want something?
I'm not interested, okay?
There'll be a few people from school.
-I'll make you guacamole.
-Bye.
How are your stories, Tosia?
Fanfics.
Of course. How are your fanfics?
Good. People like them.
I'm just finishing one. Only
Only what?
-I'd like you to prescribe me medication.
-Tosia
Did you take your father's meds again?
-We agreed that you wouldn't do that.
-I didn't agree to anything.
If you don't want to prescribe me
those meds, I'll stop coming here.
I can see that you're angry.
But that's okay.
Anger gives you the power
to implement change.
I don't want to be angry anymore!
I can't stand being angry!
You must expel your anger, Tosia.
Otherwise, it might result
in another episode of self-harm.
Follow me.Come.
Vultures, already going after the food.
HIS OWN MANAGER DIDN'T BELIEVE IN HIM
I thought of you.
I'm starting a project
for next season. But you know
Hold on. Wait.
Without him.
He's done. You know, it's his swan song.
Okay, I'll keep you in mind.
We'll get it sorted.
Have fun! Eat as much as you can!
Eat till you drop. Okay.
That tune you played me
yesterday, you know, that
That was fire.
We can play it in a few places.
I've already arranged some stuff.
Practice, please. Practice.
Sup?
Hey, everybody get out!
The party is over!
My watch!
No!
You're a wacko!
I'm normal.
I'm completely normal.
Sure thing.
Sure you are.
Tosia.
What?
You're drenched.
Leave me alone, Maks.
-Don't you fancy me?
-I do.
So, what is it?
I thought you were hitting on me.
I dunno. Maybe I'm a romantic?
Toska.
Oh, right. I thought
I'd made a fool of myself.
-Hey. Give me a hand.
-Oh, hi.
Give them here.
-Hey.
-Ciao.
Hey.
Shall we?
Let's go.
-Hi. Hey.
-Hi.
What is this place?
Konrad set it up.
Until I can find a normal place.
Toska, you're soaking wet.
Go get changed, or you'll get sick.
Don't exaggerate.
My clothes are over there.
Put something on.
-Put on your clothes?
-Go.
-Konrad, what about that guacamole?
-One moment!
Okay.
Keep watch.
I came here today 'cause I've
been thinking about you a lot lately.
I mean, you kinda pop
into my mind on your own.
Do you know the story of Cinderella?
You're one cool Tosiek.
Can I borrow these clothes?
No, only after the 18th.
Yes. No chance of doing it earlier.
All right. Do you work on weekends?
Hello? Can you hear me?
-Hello?
-I'm here. Can you hear me?
Yes, the connection was bad.
Can you stop? This is just infuriating.
Off the rim!
Toska, I see the thrift shop had a sale.
Three-pointer.
You better watch out.
Tosia? You want some mascara?
No, thanks.
I'm here. Get back to your seats, please.
-Hey.
-Hi.
Let's get started.
-Is everyone here?
-Great.
Yes.
Toska?
Before we move on to chemistry,
let's do some homeroom stuff.
-Pair up--
-What for?
To prepare presentations, Artur.
Tosia. If you want, I have a whole bag
of old clothes. I can lend you some.
-Very funny.
-Maks?
What will your presentation be about?
Well, my classmate has inspired me
to tackle the recycling of clothes,
conscious consumerism,
and wearing old, smelly hand-me-downs.
That's a really good topic.
Everybody can wear
whoever's clothes they want.
So, I can wear your pajamas to school?
I sleep naked, but I'd find you something.
This is chemistry, not homeroom time.
-Can we begin?
-No, we can't.
Maks can't take
not being in the spotlight.
I think we should all applaud Maks.
You want me to get up, Konrad?
-Artur! Calm down.
-You're already up.
-Don't scratch your nail polish.
-Chill. Your girlfriend does them best.
-Leave herout of this.
-All right
Get a grip.
Do you need a moment?
Can we do the presentation together?
-Is everyone
-Act like a man or--
Maks, shut up!
Like a pansy.
Roksana, please sit down.
-Yes.
-Great, we'll do it together.
Just a sec. Sorry.
We'll do a great presentation.
-Roksana.
-And you look great.
I think Maks would like to add something.
Do you have some identity
or personality disorder?
You got a problem?
Do you hate yourself or something?
You got a problem.I don't paint
my nails and look like a clown!
You got a problem
with people crossing boundaries?
No, let's talk about this.
I've got a problem with cringy outfits.
And with people like you!
Maks!
Why are you egging him on?
-Is Maks always like that?
-Always.
Need much time to find him those pajamas?
Yeah, it might take a while.
If you get it done quickly,
you might have a free afternoon today.
"How transgender people
define themselves today." Boom!
That's the topic
I came up with for our presentation.
Okay.
Will you write something?
Do you like the topic or not?
Do you think it's interesting?
Sure, it's interesting.
So, will you write something?
You've changed.
I have to tell you that as a friend.
Roksana, we're not friends. Okay?
Don't even say that.
Before taping,
make sure your skin is dry and clean.
This is so the glue
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When cutting pieces of tape,
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This will be important
when removing the tape.
The tape can stretch to 180%,
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Avoid adjusting the tape
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If you accidentally peel the tape off,
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the same level of adhesion.
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Dad.
I'm sorry.
What?
Can we talk?
About what?
I don't know. I thought
the weather is great, it's Saturday.
Maybe we could go out for lunch
or to the zoo.
Dad, I'm 17 years old.
Okay, so what?
Come on. Let's go.
You could wear something nice.
Listen, I don't wanna see
that therapist anymore.
-What happened?
-He doesn't want to prescribe me meds.
Why do you need meds?You don't need them.
I wouldn't be so sure, 'cause--
Tosia, really,
let's not talk about it now.
Dad. I take yours anyway.
What do you mean?
If I don't take them,
I feel like hurting myself.
No, wait. You've got to be joking.
Tosia, open the door.
You hear me? Open the door.
Open up, or I'll break down the door.
Tosia, open the damn door!
Careful, or you'll hurt yourself.
Girl, what have you done to your hair?
Boy.
What?
I'm a boy, Dad.
Tosia, what are you talking about?
Leon? Can I borrow more clothes from you?
I don't have any and I want to look good,
'cause this is the real me.
I'll be hurt if you don't want
to be friends anymore.
I really like you, but I'll understand.
And I just had nowhere to go.
Admit it, you like me so much
you want to look like me.
Sorry, I'm way sexier than you.
Yeah
Can I ask you something?
Go ahead.
What is this about?
What's going on with you?
Do you remember when we first met?
You weren't the only one throwing up.
I wasn't throwing up.
I saw you.
Okay. It's like
Well, it's
Sometimes it's all too much for me.
Usually, my dad's pills help,
but that time they didn't.
What pills?
Zoloft.
What?
Meds can help.
But why steal them from your father?
Without them, I feel like I'm
It's like you're about to
tear someone apart.
Everyone. And then yourself.
I felt like that all the time.
Or groggy from the meds.
And
here, at your place,
when I saw myself
in the mirror in your clothes
I understood that I'm not a normal girl.
I mean, that I'm not a girl.
That I'm a boy.
And that anger just went away.
KONRAD: ARE YOU COMING?
Wanna go to a party?
A real party?
Yep.
At Konrad's sister's.
-Me?
-Yes.
-Today?
-Yep.
Wanna dance?
Yeah, in a sec.
Great party.
-What game are you playing?
-What do you mean?
I like Leon. He's a great guy, isn't he?
He hasn't had it easy,
and he can only count on himself.
And
it wouldn't be cool
if someone fucked him over now.
Some attention-seeking chick, for example.
Who? Me?
Not me.
Queers, in general, are dangerous.
They know magic tricks.
Dad, look. I'm about to
make your son disappear.
Dad, I'm gay.
The son is gone.
Queers are really well-off here.
Like, for real.
For instance, they always
have a free gift for grandma.
They just
-Hey!
-Hi.
You invited him? Seriously?
Fell under a lawn mower, huh?
They just have to
show their grandma a text,
"Hey, I broke up with Patryk.
Best wishes."
So when's your grandma's birthday?
Leon.
Come on. Come. Come here.
-Is that Maks's bike?
-Yeah.
He'll kill us.
His dad will buy him three more like this.
Tosiek!
Tosiek!
-I missed.
-Me too.
-Let's go to my place.
-All right.
-You prefer the eyes or the lips?
-Neither.
Girl, would you get down?
You get down, girl.
Get down!
Leon, are you gay?
What?
You heard me.
Yeah, I am.
Cool.
Cool.
Of course.
I have a question.
Are you after Toska or Tosiek?
What do you think?
Can I kiss you?
Yes.
32 MISSED CALLS FROM DAD
Fuck.
Fuck.
Do you know what time it is?
Yeah, I do.
We left
I mean, we were upstairs.
I left my phone downstairs.
I just didn't hear it.
All right.
Tosia, listen.
I know I haven't spent too much time
with you. I know that it's my fault.
I apologize for that.
I've been working a lot,
so you could have everything.
But I've neglected you.
I've made many mistakes.
And I've hurt you.
And I'm sorry for that.
Nah, come on. It wasn't that bad.
Come here.
All right, Tosia.
Now that we've cleared that up,
sweetheart, could you stop
with the dress-up?
Please.
From now on, I'm going to give you
all the attention you'll need.
Leave.
Leave!
I said get out!
MATYLDA: FUCKING HELL
CHECK THIS OUEMILKA: OK
SUCK BALLS, YOU TRANNY
DEGENERATE
SHITTING RAINBOWS
IN YOUR FACE
EVOLUTIONARY ERROR
What are you watching there?
I'D STILL FUCK HER
Nothing.
Go ahead.
Keep watching.
Whatever it is.
-You about to say something?
-Of course.
If I were you, I'd be worried
that someone stole my bike.
STUPID BITCH
QUEER SCUM!
GET YOUR ASS READY
FAIRIES
Hello?
Hello?
We were supposed towork
on the presentation.
-Hello, are you there?
-Obviously.
-We're about to be called in.
-Hi.
How are you holding up?
Fine.
Great.
-It's great you're not bothered.
-About what?
So, you don't know?
Well
I don't know who posted this,
but I know that I despise that person.
What a jerk and cyberbully.
People like that should get
a lifetime ban on internet access.
Hi. Are you waiting for me?
You're Roksana?
Yes
-I gotta go.
-What?
-I'll kill him.
-Who?
-Maks.
-How do you know it's him?
It must be him!
He realized we stole his bike and--
-You stole his bike, Tosiek.
-I did.
Never mind. It, like, pissed him off
and now he wants revenge.Get it?
Tosiek, you have no idea whether it's him.
These photos were taken
over a few weeks, not just yesterday.
-If not him, then who?
-I don't know.
SUCK BALLS, YOU TRANNY
DEGENERATE
REPORHey.
Hey, are you coming?
KONRAD: HEY, I'M WORRIED. EVERYTHING OK?
My dear, could it be
that the time you spend on homework
is inversely proportionate to the time
you spend on doing your makeup?
Maybe follow the example
of some of your classmates,
who refrain from doing their hair,
I presume, in the interest of learning.
Bravo, Tosia.
Bravo.
I propose shaving your head bald.
My intuition tells me that
you might not graduate this year.
TOSIEK: WHERE ARE YOU?
A pretty face and a shapely butt
JASTRZEBSKA'S AT HER BESare not enough to pass.
I'M COMING OVER
I'm okay.
I hate this school.
And these shitty teachers.
They think I'm an idiot 'cause I'm pretty.
And I got no one to talk to about it,
'cause Emilka says,
"That's how the world works."
I don't even know about college.
You don't?
I don't know. Maybe I'm weird.
-What about you?
-Me?
Do you consider yourself
to be a totally regular girl?
Regular boy.
Oh, sorry. A regular boy.
Hey, forgive me for asking,
but how is it that for 17 years
you didn't realize that you're
You know.
That I'm not a girl?
I don't know.
It seems super obvious now.
But it wasn't like that before.
I don't know. Maybe it'stoo big
to wrap your head around.
Or I was simply afraid to notice it.
I gotta go.
Hey, you gonna finish that?
Enjoy.
It's gettingout of hand, huh?
-What are you talking about?
-Nothing, darling girl.
Darling boy.
-What?
-Darling boy.
Toska, you're such an attractive girl.
I don't get why you wear those rags.
-They're not flattering.
-Oh, God.
Really.
And you want to be called "darling boy,"
but you keep staring at Leon.
At least if you chased skirts,
that would be somewhat logical.
-Since when is this about logic,Maks?
-Do you have to butt in, Emilka?
Don't call me Emilka. I'm not a child.
Are you your old man,
telling me how to live my life?
Should I explain it to you?
Explain it to me. Sometimes I don't
even get what's going on.
Explain it to us.
Gender is a social construct.
Most of us are born as men or women. Okay?
But what's expected of women
and men is a kind of theory.
One that's imposed, not innate. Get it?
Okay, Maks
You can be a cis girl and like girls.
Yes?
Or boys.
Or you can be born
a trans boy and like boys or girls.
Or you can not relate
to any gender and like--
Aliens.
Wow.
I know when something
feels okay and when it doesn't.
And that's what's most important.
And now it doesn't feel okay.
Hi.
Don't go, Koko. It's great
that you convincedLeon to come.
There's no point in worrying
about such things, right?
-Can you take a pic of us?
-Sure.
Okay.
Maybe a bit closer?
Show me.
-I can explain.
-You should.
Leon, I can explain. Really.
Leon, I can explain this.
-You idiot.
-Me?!
Relax.
Sit down, Tosia.
Tosiek!
Hands off!
Maks, stop! Get down!
Maks.
Maks.
Get down.
Dad isn't answering.
Leon didn't do anything, ma'am.
Wait in the hallway.
I meant the students.
Ah, sorry.
I'd like to request for Maks to stay.
One must be able to face
the consequences of one's actions.
We'll get to that. I'd rather
talk to you gentlemen in private.
-Ma'am, I pay a hefty tuition fee--
-Dad.
Did I ask you to speak?
Go outside.Outside, now.
How long shall we wait?
Leon's parents live outside Warsaw.
-He must have a guardian.
-I don't think it's any of our business.
Did I ask for your opinion?
Let's make something clear.
I don't like the way you're talking to me.
And I dislike the way
you address your child even more.
"Child."
I can't stand the jerks
who fight with their own kids.
It's good that you told him off.
I almost screwed things up
with Konrad too.
When he came out,
I tried to convince him it would pass.
And other bullshit like that.
Luckily, I realized
it's harder for him than for me.
I was filming my sister.
I swear I didn't post that.
Maks, I gotta say
I understand you a bit better now.
'Cause of my old man?
He's not that bad.
He's just pissed because of my bike.
What bike?
Someone stole my bike at your party.
-Tell him.
-No.
We were supposed to returnthe bike.
-We will. Relax.
-You relax.
Why are you so worried about it?
Nothing's gonna happen if he waits
a bit longer for his damn bike.
It's just not right.
-You afraid of him?
-You don't get it.
I get it all. You were so afraid
that you wanted to have a girlfriend.
So, you're going to out me now?
-Y'all ready?
-Yeah.
One. Two. One, two, three, and
-What?
-Drums start.
Oh, right. Sorry.
One, two, three, and
Cool polish
What? What is it?
You're doing it wrong.
-In what way?
-We're in G, not in F, Cinder.
-You're in the wrong key.
-Fine.
-It's a completely different key.
-Fuck this. Fuck this band.
Who even is that?
-Fuck you.
-Cool polish.
Thanks, girls.Top marks, of course.
Let's keep going.
Next up,
Tosiek and Roksana.
I apologize,
but we didn't prepare anything.
Not even you, Roksana?
I chose the wrong topic.
Transgender issues
don't interest me after all, because
Because they're boring.
Boring as
Boring as something very boring.
It's not Roksana's fault, actually.
I'm the one that messed up.
I'm sorry,
but transgender issues are boring.
Because gender is boring.
Because it's like a label.
And I don't know
if anyone is interested in labels.
Some might be, but
not us.
Thanks.
For your good intentions.
But you still have to
complete the project.
All right.
Let's move on to the next group.
Careful.
To the right.
Good.
Right one first.
See? No trace of it.
Yeah, but there's no one here.
They have the day off.
-Together.
-On three.
One, two, three.
Where?
-Let's go.
-What?
Let's do it like this.
-Facing each other?
-Yes. Come on.
One, two, three.
Oh, that's good.
LEON: I WANNA TALK
TOSIEK: I'M WORKING AT MY FATHER'S
There's some glass left.
CAN I COME OVER?
We need to sweep it.
Got some on my face.
-Right?
-Yeah. You got some here.
-Hello.
-Hello.
Damn.
I forgot what time it is.
I guess the stores are still open.
I gotta buy silicone.
It won't buy itself. All right.
I'll be going, then. I'll eat on the way.
I'm listening.
What did you wanna talk about?
I didn't hang out with you
to have a cover.
Okay
Initially, I did.
But then I realized that
I like you.
What about Konrad?
What about him?
Well, I've seen you with Konrad.
I don't want anything from Konrad.
From you, I do.
I'm just joking. Really.
You do this.
-One more time.
-Quickly.
Relax your stomach.
You're still too tense.
You just gotta let the air come down here.
No, not like that.
You gotta do it quickly.
Come on!
Your old man is back.
Everything was smashed up.
The boss was pissed--
Hello.
Oh, hey.
You weren't supposed to be at work today.
Is there a problem?
There's enough room for all of us, right?
Forget it. There's no point. Let's go.
What do you mean? You said no one's here.
How was I supposed to know
the boss's daughter would be here?
Dude, that's a chick? For real?
-Why? You got a problem?
-Tosiek, come on.
Tosiek? I can't even.
-Yes, Tosiek. Whether you like it or not.
-Okay, guys. We're leaving.
-What's your hurry there, pal?
-Why are you so jumpy, girl?
-Why are you?
-Fuck you say?
All right, Arek. Come on.
See you around, guys. Tosiek, let's go.
You're leaving already? You scared?
-Leave it. Don't push it.
-Don't touch me.
-Chill.
-You more scared than a chick?
And you're so brave, huh?
Why? 'Cause there's three of you?
Fucking what?
Fuck, Oski, you moron.
-I'm sorry!
-Get a grip.
I'm gonna have to clean that up tomorrow.
Come on. Fuck.
He's gone.
Fuck me! Wow!
You got a brave fucking boyfriend.
Cool guy.
-Let's go.
-Let's get the fuck out of here.
-Grab that.
-Pack it up.
See ya.
Move your ass, Oskar.
Fucking pussy.
Tosiek.
Tosiek, I'm sorry.
Tosiek.
Don't be mad at me. Okay?
Did they hurt you?
I'm a failure.
I'm a mistake.
Oh, Mrozowska.
I thought you'd come to your senses.
Your odds are not good.
Not good.
God, you old hag.
You must really hate yourself
to enjoy picking on pretty girls so much.
Tosia.
Lately, I regret
not being able to pick on you.
Such a pretty face.
-Stay away from my face.
-What did you say, missy?
Young man.
Stay away from my face.
It's my business
how I dress and how I look.
I use he/him pronouns.
Please address me accordingly.
Listen here, missy.
School is no place
for these antics and dress-ups,
and everything that you represent.
I've been watching you,
and I'll be honest.
-Excuse me.
-One more stunt
-Professor, excuse me.
-One more stunt. Yes, Emilia?
Nobody cares
what you have to say about it.
-Sit down, Emilia.
-First apologize to Matylda and Tosiek.
Did you watch too many American movies?
Is respect for others
only a staple in American movies?
-If you don't like people
-Then you shouldn't work in a school.
Maybe find a hobby
to help you deal with stress.
Emilia, sit down!
-Maybe yoga?
-Or origami?
-Go-kart racing?
-Mindfulness helped my mom.
Ma'am, I play League.
And I'm looking for a bot lane duo.
Or just set up a Tinder profile.
This class is over. You'll regret this.
-That's three "nos." Thanks.
-You'll regret this!
Goodbye!
-Hey, thanks. Seriously.
-Okay, don't get so emotional.
There are limits
to butting into our lives.
It was me.
You what?
Nah, you weren't even at that party.
You see? You're doing it even now.
Humiliating me.
You only think about yourself.
And they still like you,
they still invite you to parties.
It's so unfair.
You don't even care
what other people feel.
What I feel,what Leon feels, or Konrad.
You think you're so cool,
hanging out with Leon?
Do you ever talk to him?
Do you know that his parents
cut all ties with him because he's gay?
Do you know
he spent three months in the hospital
after being beaten for dancing with a boy?
No! You don't know that!
You don't, 'cause you don't care
about anything other than yourself.
How do you know this?
Because it crossed my mind
to actually talk to him about it.
Hello?
Hi.
Hi, son.
How are things with you?
Good. How are you?
I'm fine.
Yeah?
Uh
How's school?
Could I speak to Dad?
You know, he's very busy right now
and can't come to the phone.
Don't listen to him.
He's always exaggerating.
-Hi.
-Hi.
Glad you dropped by.
Come in. Watch the low door frame.
Listen up. Let's drink to redheads.
Is that politically correct at this table?
There is no Tosia anymore.
There's Tosiek.
I'm going to miss her.
Yeah.
You will.
Sit down.
What were you discussing out there?
We were quitting smoking.
What's so amusing about apples?
No.
Film us when we're eating the apple pie.
-Magda, look here.
-Yeah?
Come on, look here.
Is your hair real or dyed? Let it loose.
Let's have a contest
for the best hair color.
I cut it.
Shake it.
Yes, sexy!
So much hair!
Don't play with the hair, please.
Should I cut your hair too?
We gonna cut Daddy's hair, huh?
Yes!
Well? Look at you.
It's nice.
Do you like it?
Your new short haircut?
We're all blondes.But you
I'm going bald.
There won't be anything to cut.
There was this stage
It started somewhere around kindergarten.
Some boy impressed you.
His name was Daniel.
And you wanted to be like Daniel.
You even told us to call you Daniel.
You told us to cut your hair.
Skirts were out of the question.
And Mom?
-Did she allow this?
-Of course.
Why didn't you tell me about this?
I just didn't know how.
I thought I had to be like Mom.
Because she's gone.
That she would want that. For me. For you.
I thought it would be better for you.
For me?
What could've been better for me, huh?
Thinking I was weird
and seriously messed up?
Did you think you'd pretend
this didn't exist and it really wouldn't?
I was afraid
of what was happening,Tosiek.
I know I completely screwed up.
It'll be all right.
It will, kid. You'll see. We'll handle it.
There's nothing wrong with you.
You hear? There's nothing wrong with you.
Dad, I think
I did something terribly wrong.
What?
Did you and Mom argue?
Of course.
And how did you make up?
We talked to each other.
And if she didn't want to talk?
It was me who didn't want to.
What would she do then?
She wouldn't give up.
Koko, do you know where Leon is?
I do.
Will you tell me?
-At home.
-I'm at his home. He's not here.
He went back to his parents.
-Do you know where they live?
-No.
Are you free now?
-You think this'll work?
-It's all we've got.
We should get a girl.
Girls are better at this.
They can smile, flutter their eyelashes
Yeah. I've got an idea.
Hi, listen, would you like to
break into the principal's office
with me and Koko?
We need someoneto flutter hereyelashes.
Great. Okay, see you.
Maks, is that your bicycle?
Yeah.
It's been miraculously found.
Or stolen.
Has stealing each other's bikes
become the norm?
It was borrowed.
Without asking? Without permission?
I forgot.
I lent it to them a while ago.
-A buddy needed help.
-Now we need your help again.
It's about Leon.
-Ms. Ewa! There's a fire!
-What? Where?
The chemistry lab!
I was doing an experiment.
All by the book.
But I might'vemixed up the proportions.
Do you smell smoke?
I smell smoke.
Hey, my geography test.
Hey!
Good morning.
We need Leon's address.Leon's parents'.
But he took his papers yesterday
and gave up his scholarship.
Yes, but we really need it.
All right.
In 88 kilometers, turn right.
What's with the rainbow?
He wasn't home?
Wait, that's him! Pull over.
Leon!
Dude!
WHAT NEXT? THEY KISSED FOREVER!
THE STAR & CINDER FOREVER
I'M SORRY
LET'S DO IT!
I'M AFRAID. BUT I WANT TO ANYWAY.
This is the end of the story
of the Star's and Cinderella's band.
They lived happily ever after,
somewhere very far away or quite near.
And all that. We're outta here. Bye.
No one is a failure.
No one is a mistake.
He's afraid and I am too.
But that's okay.
Who we are is okay.
BASED ON THE NOVEL "FANFIK"
BY NATALIA OSINSKA
Subtitle translation by: Emily Moorlach