Fitting In (2023) Movie Script
1
Fuck me.
- Really?
- Yeah.
I love you, Lindy.
I love you, too.
What is happening here?
It's an orgasmic birth!
Isn't this wild?
No, I'm good.
- Why are you watching that?
- Oh, my God.
My client is a doula.
Can you believe it?
I mean, I wish somebody had
told me this when you were born.
Your head was absolutely ginor...
- Mom! Please stop.
- Okay, I'm sorry.
Childbirth is the most natural
thing in the world.
Speaking of natural,
this steak has 28 grams
of natural protein.
It's so good for teenage girls
to get into their bodies,
you know?
Didn't know you liked
the old frat bro type!
Oh...
I just...
I barely know how to use this.
It was a joke.
Can I see your profile?
No.
Please, mom?
It's like a human video game.
It's very inhumane.
Ah, mom.
This picture, what is this?
I... I...
You're so hot still,
it's just like...
This... This is what you choose,
as like sort of...
- Enough, enough!
- Sorry, I just can't tell
if you're trying to get a job
or a date?
I regret showing you.
Thank you.
Can I ask you something?
Sure.
Well, I just wanted to see...
- You got your period?
- No.
'Cause I went
to get the conditioner,
the very expensive conditioner
that you borrowed back
and I saw um, a pad
in the garbage with blood...
- It's not!
- On it.
No, I cut myself shaving.
There was like no Band-Aids.
Well then.
I'm just starting to wonder
do you...
do you want to go see
a gynecologist?
Weren't you the one telling me
you didn't get yours
until you were like 17?
I'm sure it's fine.
You sure
you didn't just miss it?
It could be very light
when it starts.
- I gotta go to practice.
- Okay, I'll drive you.
I was gonna do a Lyft shift
anyways.
Just hold on.
Can you just focus
on the therapy,
so I don't have to worry
about you
picking up my friends.
Oh, I'm sorry my boob
is not gonna reconstruct
itself and...
And going back to school
wasn't free, so...
I'm sorry for being a bitch.
- I love you.
- I love you.
One day I'm gonna
buy you new boobs
and a giant house,
so we don't have to live
in nana's.
Oh.
I'll get some like throw pillows
or something
to make it feel
more like us here, okay?
And I don't want huge ones,
I just want two.
- I got it.
- Okay.
Could I pull off double D's?
Hmm, you're too short!
Pre-season isn't supposed
to be a spa day, girls.
Lift hard, run fast!
Damn, Viv!
I better make Varsity,
I've been training my ass off.
There's no way you won't.
I don't want to be separated
though.
Maybe we can be a package deal.
That would be so sweet.
I mean,
my mom would be so happy
if I got a scholarship.
My mom thinks my thighs
are getting too bulky.
Your thighs are amazing.
Okay, that's enough chitchat.
Back at it, girls. Let's go!
Fuck my life.
Oh...
Hi, Sheena!
How are you feeling
since our last session?
I don't really think this is
working out so well.
Do you want to tell me
a little bit more
about how that's feeling?
Look, I'm really sorry that
your mom called you a "slut"
or whatever in high school,
and again,
I am so sorry that she died.
Thank you.
I just thought that this was
me paying you to talk
about how my mom slut-shamed me.
I totally understand
and how about we role-play?
No.
Ooh...
I lost you.
This is so good.
My mom says
I'm lactose intolerant.
So worth it though.
I am definitely gonna shit
my pants tonight.
You look so good.
Yes, that's your color.
Sorry, just gonna grab that.
Jax?
Hey...
Vivian McAlister.
You were in like
my chem class last year.
- Yeah. Mr. Powers.
- Yeah.
He sucks a bag of dicks.
He is my uncle.
I love him.
Um,
and complex chemical compound.
Literally name one?
Jax.
Nice to meet you.
Lindy.
That colour looks really good
on you, by the way.
Mmm.
Thanks.
Anyway, I better go
and pay for these.
Cool.
And sorry about the uncle.
That's okay.
He is kind of a dick.
A huge dick.
Nice to meet you, Lindy.
- Why are you staring?
- I'm not.
Okay.
It's so dope that they own
being non-binary.
How do you know that?
Well, their "Too cute to be
binary" shirt
kind of it gave it away.
Either way, they're super hot
and cool as shit, too.
Well, her uncle does
fucking suck though.
- Them.
- Them!
Them, them, them, them, them.
Mmm... don't cancel me.
Also, did you know they have
like 40,000 followers
on Instagram?
I don't even think if I was
posting titty pics
if I'd even break 500.
Maybe like, 600.
Like max.
Max.
You're almost like
so randomly hot
you don't even fucking
maximize it.
I bet you could just drop out
of school
like buy a condo in the city,
and fucking get verified
and build a lifestyle empire
based on being
unsuspectingly hot.
Unsuspectingly hot?
I love you.
These mix pleasure condoms
are 2-for-1.
Do you want to get another one
or...
What about these tampons?
Yeah, they're not...
they're just...
Just 1-for-1.
Okay. I'll be right back.
I don't even want these.
You should keep 'em on hand.
Why does it look like
a teabag container?
I don't know.
But I've seen the way you
and Adam eye-fuck each other.
But I don't even actually
have my...
Have your what?
Never mind.
He's had his eyes on you
since like pretty much
the first day you moved here.
That's a lot of build-up.
And he's like cute now.
Like cute-cute.
I would say extremely hot.
I mean like,
have you seen his cheekbones?
Snatched?
So snatched.
For the Gods.
For the Gods, literally.
Hey, are you cool
with us hanging out?
Yeah, it's fine.
He like touched my left tit
in seventh grade.
What about like,
when your hymen breaks?
You probably already broke it
like using a tampon
or like riding your bike
or something.
Right, yeah.
Plus, it's like not really
that big of a deal.
It's just like D in V.
And scene.
Okay.
So, what, are we supposed to
be little cheerleaders today?
Roy, come on!
What's going on?
Bet he has a huge dick.
Look at him.
That's a deadly motherfucker,
man.
Goddamn.
Does he?
I don't know.
It felt big.
My God... what?
- Stop it, okay.
- You little slut.
Do you think his ex was pretty,
Karina?
Yeah, in that like trashy way
that guys love, I guess.
So, like you think they had sex?
Oh, for sure.
I heard she does anal.
One second.
No.
Gotta go. See ya.
Oh my gosh.
Wait, are you actually
hanging out with Doug again?
I thought we hate him.
- Hate is a strong word.
- Oh.
Let's go with tolerate.
Okay. Have fun.
Text me later.
- Love you.
- Love you.
Oh, nice catch bro!
- Show off.
- Only when you're arou.
Ooh, Adam,
your girl's here.
Hey, fuck off! Take this.
Come on, man.
We're not invited?
Shit.
- Nice bike.
- Thanks.
She's my baby.
Beautiful.
So, what'd you think?
- That was awesome.
- It's cool, right?
Goddamn.
Symmetry's crazy.
Holy shit.
But honestly, Carrie's still
my number 1 favorite.
Always gonna be.
Adam!
I need you to move
the file cabinet.
Can you come help me?
Yeah, I'm coming.
- Sorry.
- Okay.
Umm.
So, I'ma have a free house
if you wanna...
have a sleepover?
Like, sleepover, sleepover?
Or sleepover?
Uh, like a sleepover.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Are we uh,
are we talking
about the same thing?
I think so.
You've had sex before, right?
Um, yeah.
Like, like a bunch.
Uh, really, a bunch?
- Tons.
- Tons?
Damn.
I mean, um, like...
Adam!
Like...
Like a normal amount, tons.
You're cute.
Come with me.
You totally have
heart emoji eyes.
I know.
I'm dying.
I really fucking like him.
Ahhhh.
Fuck me.
So, tell him that?
Just like let me be the nanny
when you have like a hundred
of his hot babies
and forget about me.
You will not be the nanny.
I won't fuck your husband.
You know who I would fuck
though?
Who?
- Coach Mike.
Viv, he's got a tribal tattoo!
Whatever, it was like Y2K.
He's like hot in this
'90s villain sort of way.
Okay, I have to get ready.
The neighbor's dropping
her kid off.
Yeah, I guess you have
to practice
for all those cute babies
you're gonna have.
Love you.
I only want two.
Three max.
If you end up on Teen Mom,
then I'm gonna have
to become one, too
and honestly I don't have time
for that.
Bye.
Bye.
Whooo!
That's so good.
Don't tell your mom
you're only napping
for eight minutes.
Oh my God.
Oh.
Phew.
Hey sexy.
He sent me a fucking dick pic.
I don't know what to say.
Like, do I send him like
a thumbs up emoji?
Ass shot.
Umm, I love this for you
by the way.
Also, are you on birth control?
No.
Let's fix that.
Bye.
Bye.
Don't look.
Sorry.
And are you uh,
sexually active now?
Yeah.
I do sexual things,
but not like...
Yet.
Okay, well, as long as the
sexual things you are doing
include oral sex
i.e. blow jobs, giving head,
going down on,
eating out, anal play, anal sex,
manual sex i.e. giving
and receiving hand jobs,
fingering someone
or being fingered yourself
amongst other things,
then you are in fact
sexually active.
Just FYI.
Cool.
Well then, what...
What's the date
of your last period?
Uh, I haven't gotten it yet.
Alright, can you just open up
a bit for there, Lindy.
And uh, scooch down,
if you could.
Ah, a little bit more please?
That's great, thank you.
Now this should be
a little uncomfortable
for about 30 seconds, yeah.
Ow!
Oh, sorry.
Let's uh...
Let's try that again, shall we?
- Ow!
- I... I am sorry.
Uh, look, Lindy,
why don't you just
go right ahead
and sit up for me, please?
What's wrong?
Is something wrong?
Ah...
Well, I'm having difficulty
accessing your vaginal canal.
Now this could be
an imperforated hymen.
Do you know what that is?
Well, there's a...
There's a small procedure
you can get that uh...
It could...
Well, I think maybe it's best
if I referred you
to a specialist.
Mom!
I don't think you have anything
to worry about.
Let's just not talk right now.
I just don't know why you would
go to the doctor
to get birth control,
but not to check what's going
on with your period.
You just talked again.
Sorry.
I mean I appreciate you being
safe and everything.
Do you really need
to sleep with the first guy
you meet at a new school?
- It's just... Sorry.
- Mom?
I'm sorry, I love you.
Are you sure you don't your mm
in here with you?
I'm sure.
No problem.
Do you mind if a few
of my residents observe today?
Just for educational purposes.
Teaching hospital.
Oh, um... okay.
Great. I'll be right back.
- I... I think I changed my...
- Okay, open up.
Little more.
Atta girl.
Seems like the majority
of the vaginal canal is absent.
Okay, if it's okay with you,
I'm going to insert two fingers
into your rectum
to see if I can feel
for ovaries.
Okay.
You're gonna hear some
loud banging.
Would you like some music?
Okay.
Okay, great.
Now press the panic button
if you need us.
Lindy appears to have
MRKH Syndrome.
What do you mean "appears"?
What is that?
It... Well, it stands for
Mayer-Rokitansky-Kuster-Hauser
Syndrome.
It's named after the four men,
the doctors,
who discovered it.
Um...
All of this is missing.
Except her ovaries.
What?
It's a congenital
disorder
resulting in Lindy being born
without a uterus, cervix
or vaginal canal,
or most of one anyway.
She has about one inch of depth.
What we call a "blind vagina"
or a "vaginal dimple".
I'm sorry, a blind what?
It just leads to nowhere,
a dead end.
Medically, it's referred to as
vaginal agenesis.
This means it will be
virtually impossible
to have sex without manual
or surgical assistance.
And of course,
because she doesn't have
a uterine lining to shed,
she won't ever get her period.
Though, she likely still
releases eggs every month,
like any other normal woman.
Wait a minute.
I mean, is this...
Is this my fault?
I had a few glasses of wine
before I knew I was pregnant.
I smoked like one,
maybe two cigarettes.
I mean, oh my God.
So, she can't be a mother?
She can't carry a child, no.
I actually was at a conference
a few weeks ago
where they took a girl's
deceased grandmother's uterus,
implanted it into her and boom!
She has her own baby!
- Can you believe it?
- It's just D in V.
You never know what
advancements will be made.
- And scene.
- When, if.
You want kids.
God works in mysterious ways.
...you'd practice for all those
cute babies you're gonna have.
Lindy, I know...
Okay, childbirth is the most
natural thing in the world.
...a lot of information
to take in.
I am confident that we can mae
you feel like a rather,
normal young woman
with some assistance.
Fuck.
You know, it may not be a
bad idea to talk to a therapt
about all this.
I actually am a therapist.
Interesting.
- Dilators...
- So, nothing to be afraid of.
You know, you've got
your different colors.
This guy's sort of a neon green
and then,
you know then you work your
way up sort of to this guy...
- Oh.
- And my ex-husband didn't even..
Do you know what I mean?
So, that's the dream there.
And...
But the vagina really is just
an amazing muscle
and for you,
you're just going
to have to stretch it out.
So, I would start off
with this little guy.
This little fella.
Apply pressure twice a day
for 15 to 30 minutes
while you hit the Gram
or do your studies,
until you can comfortably fit...
So, how long do I have
to do this
before I can have sex?
Well, it depends.
Usually, anywhere
from 3 to 18 months.
I'm... I'm sorry.
3... 18 months?
Yeah. But the good news is,
once you have
created your vagina,
you only have to maintain it
once a week through sex
or dilation.
Right?
Bob's your unky.
Yeah, um...
You're an athlete, right?
Right.
So, just think of this,
like, it's like training,
like, it's like sort of
you know,
vagina boot camp!
Sorry.
No.
There really is no way
of making this better for you.
Being 16 is just bloody hell,
isn't it?
Yeah, complete shit.
- That's practice, ladies!
- Nice job.
Go check that one in your...
Oh.
Lindy!
Nice push out there, new girl!
- Can we chat?
- Oh, sure.
Make sure you get
the hamstrings.
It's a bit better today.
Listen, I really want you
to run 100 for me at Varsity.
What? Really?
- Yeah.
- I mean, don't get me wrong.
It's going to be a big time
commitment.
Morning and weekend practices.
The whole thing.
Uh, what about Viv though?
I mean, she's so good
and she really wants it.
She is, but you're
more explosive off the line.
Uh, she's been running way
longer than me though.
Hey listen,
I know you're new to this, okay?
And some people are
just born different.
And I think you're one
of those people.
I think we can win regionals
and if we do,
there's gonna be some
big-time college scouts there.
What do you say?
- Okay.
- Yeah?
I'm in.
That's what I wanted to hear.
Welcome to the team.
- Thanks. Yeah, sorry.
- We'll get it next time.
- Yeah.
- It's all right.
Is that what I thought it was?
Yeah. I... I asked about you.
Don't worry about it.
I'm like obviously happy
for you.
Just don't steal my man, though.
Oh my God, I will not!
I will not!
Hey, you've been working out,
Coach?
This man is so afraid of being
#MeToo'ed
that he won't even look me
in the eye.
You are sort
of sexually harassing him.
Fine.
Do you ever get that like
sharp pain in your ass
when you have your period?
Yeah, I hate when that happens.
Do you have a tampon?
Uh, no, sorry.
I think I left it,
like in my locker.
Fuck.
Vagina.
Vagina.
Universe, women, vagina,
vagina...
Ugh!
I have no idea I want
to write this paper about.
How about
how The Handmaid's Tale
relates to current policies
in the United States?
You're really smart.
I like that.
I like that you know a lot
about movies and bitcoin.
Huh.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's
just code for me being dumb?
But I'm cool with you being
smarter than me.
That's hot actually.
Uh, are you hungry?
I'm hungry.
Yeah, I can eat.
Ah, it's okay.
Maybe you should just go.
I need to work out.
Well, I can work out
with you if you want.
Uh, I can't work out with you
like right in front of me.
Hey, I'll be professional,
I promise.
Um, maybe you should just go.
Can you please go?
Sorry.
I'm being psycho.
It's okay.
Hi guys!
- Hi!
- Um, we should go.
No, I want to say hi
to your mom.
- I got this.
- It's so crazy what people
put out as garbage
on the street.
Look at this.
Oh, I'll help with that,
I'll help you get this.
Oh, thank you.
Trying to make the place
more like us
and less like my mom.
She died last year, so...
I'm sorry to hear that.
Aw, thank you.
I mean she was crazy,
but at least that's not genetic.
Unlike breast cancer.
Um, we were just doing homework.
Yeah, she's really smart.
You probably already know that.
I do.
Oh, sorry.
Pleasure to meet you,
Mrs. McPhee.
My name is Adam.
Nice to meet you, Adam.
Um, you can call me "Rita".
'Cause there is no "Mr."
to my "Mrs.".
Cool.
Feminism.
Yes.
Hm, well,
it's very nice to meet you.
Keep studying.
Okay.
That was really awkward.
No, she's funny.
- Is she?
- Yeah.
- Okay, well, I'm gonna go.
- Okay.
Deal with the crazy table lady.
Alright, I'm gonna study
this book.
Okay.
- Bye.
- Bye.
Famous people with MRKH.
Jaclyn Schultz.
Former Survivor contestant
and Miss Michigan.
Born without a uterus.
Hmm.
Hitler's wife, Eva Braun,
never had sex with him
due to gynecological condition.
Fuck my life.
Peter, I'm coming.
Hi, this is Peter's girlfriend.
Yeah, he's a piece of shit.
Oh, boy.
Wow.
Good luck with that.
I'm sorry.
Sorry, bye.
Fuck my life.
Vaginal dilation,
can be an overwhelming
and anxiety-producing proce.
With a few helpful tips,
it can become a comfortable
and normal part of your day.
To dilate,
you'll need a dilator
of your choosing...
and a water-based lubricant.
Get into a comfortable position
with your legs relaxed
- in a butterfly position.
- What the fuck?
Position the dilator
at the entrance
to the vaginal canal,
with the dilator slightly
tilted up.
Phew.
To dilate,
you'll need a dilator
of your choosing
and a water-based lubricant.
You'll start with
the smaller dilators
and progress your way slowly
into the larger sizes
over a period of time.
The first step is
to get yourself
in a comfortable position
with your legs relaxed
in a butterfly position.
Position the dilator
at the entrance
to the vaginal canal,
with the dilator slightly
tilted up.
In order to maintain
vaginal depth,
we advise you do this daily.
Honey, can you give me a hand
with something, please?
Stand it up.
You know, I was thinking back
to my pregnancy last night
and the doctor said
that he thought
that you might have a cleft
lip,
which obviously you don't
but I'm wondering,
if it might be related.
Probably not.
Um, they don't really know,
but I read something about it
being connected
to the male genetics.
Interesting.
And that makes a lot of sense.
How's Adam?
He's good.
He seems adorable.
Yeah, he's so cute.
Oh my gosh.
I know that look in your eye
and I know that you guys
hang out a lot, and...
I just would hate for you
to share this with him
and...
And what?
And I don't know,
if it affects his opinion
of you,
which it shouldn't.
Mom, you don't even know him.
I'm just saying men are
biologically driven,
they're really not as nuanced
as women,
about life and stuff.
Okay, what's the point
of this conversation?
It's just hard enough
as it is
to be a perfect woman
let alone one with any sort
of issue.
Or, and not that
this is an issue.
Just a difference.
But I love all of you,
exactly as you are,
no matter what.
Got it. Thanks for the heads-up.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, we need
to talk about this.
You need to talk about this
with someone,
even if it's not me.
I will!
Fuck!
Fuck! Jeez.
What's kind of weird is that
people think
that if I start taking it's some sort of ploy
for attention.
It's crazy.
Why would I go through that
for likes, you know?
Anyway, maybe I'll have
a hot stash summer.
But I love that for you.
I really do.
It's wonderful.
Okay, who's next?
Ah sure, I'll take the floor.
Right, okay.
Uh, hey, what's up?
I'm Jax.
I'm a pretty good artist.
I can do a perfect cat eye.
I suck at anything athletic
and I'm intersex.
Finding that out was crazy
and I'm not gonna lie
hard as shit.
But finding my community here
and online,
honestly made me feel
a lot better.
I don't feel like
an object of medicine anymore.
I feel like being intersex
gives me a superpower, you know.
And to own who you are,
however you define yourself,
is up to you.
And no one should ever make
you feel ashamed of that.
Oh,
and I get mad dates, too, so..
...don't worry about that.
Umm, okay,
so, Lindy...
Would you like
to introduce yourself?
Uh, sure.
Hey, everyone.
Um, I'm Lindy.
I um, I have this thing
called "MRKH"
and I don't really know how
to tell...
pretty much my worst nightmare
is people finding out
before I...
Uh... uh, shit.
I... I gotta go.
Um, I'm... I...
I think I left something
at my house.
I have to actually go get it
right now.
I'm so sorry.
Thank you.
Thanks.
Oh, and good luck
on your moustache,
if you want one.
Thank you for your time.
Honey?
Honey?
Mom, what are you doing?
Get out!
- Sorry! I knocked!
- Get out!
Why are there chips everywhere?
Okay!
Fuck, I'm late!
What the fuck?
You were in my way!
You literally crossed
into my lane.
You were in my lane
on your whole back end.
Okay.
Fucking new girl PMSing
or something.
What did you just say?
I said you are PMSing, bitch!
Why don't you just
shut the fuck up!
Shut your fucking mouth!
- Hey, don't do that to me!
- Hey! Whoa! Whoa!
Hey, chill out!
Relax!
Where're you going?
Fuck this, I don't want
to be here.
- We're not done here!
- Hey, are you okay?
Yeah. Just over it.
Oh, you alright?
You seem kind of out of it?
I'm good.
Just tired.
I could wake you up.
Um, you wanna?
I thought you
weren't a weed guy.
I'm a weed guy now.
Alright.
Wanna try something?
Sure.
Come.
Tighten your lips.
Hmm, you're so fucking hot.
I don't know how much longer
I can wait.
You wanna do it?
Now?
Yeah.
Soon.
Honestly, you're a bit
of a tease.
Uh, can you just stop?
Is everything okay?
Yeah.
I'm just on my period.
Oh.
You could've just told me.
I uh...
I told my mom
you're my girlfriend.
You did?
Are you?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
What are you doing?
Nothing.
Okay.
Are your eyes red?
Um... it's allergies.
Are you stoned?
No.
A little.
Seriously, it's a gateway drug
to big pharma.
Sorry.
Uh, I'm gonna go to bed now.
Goodnight, I love you,
goodnight.
Love you.
Thank you!
You look so good.
I literally hate theme parties.
Why is your boyfriend like this?
I think it's cute.
Do you have a phone charger
I could borrow?
Oh, what do we have here?
- Oh my God...
- Are these butt plugs?
I did not take you
for a backdoor queen.
Can you please stop?
Okay, sorry.
I was thinking maybe we could
talk about...
I don't want to talk about
track.
How did you know that I was
gonna talk about track?
I just don't feel like doing it
right now.
I don't have time.
Are you okay?
It seems like something's wrong.
I'm fine.
I just have some like,
weird medical stuff going on.
Oh my God, are you okay?
I just like,
can't get my period.
Oh... like ever?
Mm-hmm.
Well then, you're lucky.
They suck.
- Yeah.
- That's like not a bad thing.
Yeah, uh,
can we maybe like,
talk about this later?
- Why don't you get...
- Please!
What did you want to talk
to me about?
Oh, um...
We don't...
We don't have to talk about.
It's... whatever.
So, what did you need this
blood for?
Oh...
Oh my God.
Does it look good?
I'm gonna kill you.
I think you're like,
already dead.
It's like...
Goddamn.
Look at you!
You look amazing.
Yo, your cat is definitely not
in the bathroom anymore.
Okay.
I'll be right back,
I gotta go look for my cat.
You look deadly.
You look good too, Viv.
Thanks.
The pussy is gone.
Let's go.
Um, let's go outside.
Oh no, it's fine.
Hey uh,
I'm really sorry about
what happened.
Oh yeah, me too.
You shouldn't have quit.
You're really good.
Yeah, come on.
It's cool you two are still
cool though.
- What?
- Like about the team.
You wanna get a drink, Lindy?
'Cause I like really...
Wait, what about the team?
Coach gave Viv your spot.
She didn't tell you?
Oh, yeah, she told me.
Uh, that's awesome. Yeah.
Um, I'm sorry that was the thing
I was trying to bring up
with you before...
I'll be right back.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm
sorry,
Lindy.
No, it's fine!
Honestly, like you deserve it
way more than I do.
I just got lucky.
I think I need to go.
No, don't go, don't go,
don't go!
No, I'm PMSing.
I'm fine.
But I thought you...
Hey!
- Hey.
- We keep bumping into each
other.
That's gotta mean something,
right?
I know. So random, right?
Hey Carrie...
Hey, so like,
I don't know if you've ever
seen
like Fight Club,
but you know how they talk
about like the only rule
of Fight Club
being to not talk
about the club...
I've actually never seen
Fight Club.
Okay, uh...
What I'm trying to say is
if anyone asks like how we m,
can you just like,
say our parents know each other,
or we met at the drugstore
or something?
Wow.
Um... yeah, okay.
I didn't mean it like that.
You do you.
Make a wish.
Well, I'll see you later.
Okay.
You're like a hotter,
less problematic Johnny Depp.
Are you leaving?
Yeah, I think so.
Did I do something wrong?
No, not at all.
I'm just not feeling that great.
Okay.
Do you mind coming to my room
for a second before you leave?
Mm-hmm.
Do you want help?
I got it, I got it.
It's uh, super nerdy, but here.
Open it.
This is super cute.
Thank you.
Well, you know,
I saved my favorite for last.
Thank you.
Yeah.
What... what's wrong?
It wasn't supposed
to make you sad.
No, it's fine.
It's great.
I love it, I really do.
Um...
I just, I quit.
What?
Why?
Uh, do you like maybe,
want like a blowjob
or something?
Uh, maybe.
I mean like not, not now, I...
Uh, I gotta go.
Um, you should go find Karina
or something.
Why would I want to talk to her?
I don't know.
You obviously did at some point.
Who cares about Karina?
You're being harsh
for no reason.
I mean...
Lindy, I really like you.
But I'm starting
to get the vibes
that maybe you don't like me.
I'm sorry.
Phew.
Fuck!
Have a nice night, tampon.
- Lindy!
- Fuck off!
Oh, hey, I...
I'm so sorry.
I thought these guys were...
Say no more...
absolute assholes.
I was walking behind you
and I thought I should
draw attention to myself,
so I didn't completely
freak you out
like I already did.
It's fine.
I live around the corner.
Do you maybe like,
wanna go drink this
on a beach near my house?
Uh... sure.
Yeah, let's do it.
- Okay.
- Okay, okay.
Ooh, I dare you
to jump in butt-ass naked.
No fucking way.
I would never do that.
Too cold.
Okay, truth then.
Okay.
Is Adam your boyfriend?
Adam is my boyfriend, yeah.
Or was.
I don't even know anymore.
Are you dating anyone?
Not right now, no.
Can I ask you something?
Sure.
You said at that group
that you were intersex.
And I was just wondering
if you could elaborate?
Elaborate on what it means or?
Never mind, I'm being stupid.
No, it's not stupid.
It's basically an umbrella term
which means
your reproductive
or like anatomy,
doesn't fit the typical
like male or female binary.
I actually made
a bunch of videos on it
a few years ago
and post 'em online.
Oh my God, I'm so sorry
for referencing my own stuff...
In a actual
real life conversation.
Feel free to never talk
to me again.
No, you're fine.
I'll definitely check them out.
I will, don't be embarrassed.
Um...
Thank you for sharing that.
I feel like I should know
all that.
Well, the more you know...
So, you like living here?
Well, you got some trees,
you got some water.
You got me in a prince costume,
which sticks out
like a sore thumb.
Looks amazing.
But yeah, I'm working
a coffee shop right now.
Just like saving for college.
Do you, like living here?
Yeah, it's okay.
I mean,
we've moved around a lot.
So, it's like, hard to keep
and make friends,
if you know what I mean?
Well, I look forward
to being a friend
that you inevitably
lose touch with.
I'm so sorry.
It's all good.
Uh, I should probably get going.
It's like, really late.
Oh well, let me walk you.
I think if we we've learned
anything from tonight,
it's that tampons
shouldn't walk alone.
Thanks.
OMFG, you are too cute.
Like a perfect mix of guy
and a girl.
You're so brave for sharing
your story.
I love you so much.
Fucking disgusting!
Go kill yourself!
What's up, fam?
It's Jax,
and we're here
with the third part
of my intersex story.
So, in the last video,
we talked about how I was born
with internal gonads.
And I had them removed,
because my doctors told me
they were cancerous.
But in this video,
I actually want to talk
about my second
normalizing surgery,
which was my vaginoplasty,
which my birth parents
and my doctors told me
I needed.
When I was 11.
So, yeah trigger warning.
This video is a bit intense.
Ah, so we looked
at hybrid animals.
Yes, so what were
the two animals
that created the hybrid...
What animal am I looking for?
That is a hybrid mule.
So, we have a horse and a...
What's the other animal?
Somebody please?
Alright, that's a donkey.
Yes.
Is MRKH intersex?
MRKH is an intersex conditi,
because of the deviation
of the reproductive systems
from standard...
No, MRKH Syndrome
wouldn't be classified
as a form of intersex
because it's a condition of
incomplete female development.
But how can we all be free
from harmful expectations
on our bodies?
It is pretty cool
how some species respond
to overpopulation
by creating sterile females.
That'd be sick.
You never have to worry
about getting a girl pregnant.
That is not the point, Doug.
Bodies have a way
of being just the way
they're meant to be.
Everybody is perfect to someone.
Even I've been laid more
than this bitch has.
I believe that.
Hey, can I talk to you
for a sec?
Yeah.
I'm sorry for being an asshole
the other night.
The book was like
the nicest thing that
anyone's ever done for me.
Well, that's cool.
It was childish anyways, so...
Okay, uh,
'cause you don't like,
seem that cool.
- Yeah.
- Oh my God.
I just,
I thought maybe we could...
- Yo, Adam.
- What's up, guys?
- Yo!
- What's up, what's up?
- How you guys doing?
- Now you know me.
Yeah.
It's cool.
Um, so there's like some stuff
I've been meaning
to talk to you about.
What is it?
Um, I just like,
Just... I just need some time
to work on myself.
It's not like a forever thing.
It's just...
Adam, I really like you.
Um, maybe you could like
give me some time.
Well, how much time?
Um, like 3-18 months.
Like maybe more, maybe less.
What?
Lindy, honestly,
I'm confused, man.
And you obviously seem like
you're not into it,
so maybe we should just
do our own thing.
Bag's open.
I hope you find what you're
looking for, Carrie.
Hey.
Sorry, do you mind
if I take that tray?
- Sure.
- My manager won't let me leave
until I've wiped down
13 more trays
and I've only done 12.
I think she has OCD
or something.
Pretty sure that's not
what OCD is.
Oh uh, sorry if you have that.
Okay, well uh,
I'm gonna go wipe these down,
um...
I'm Chad, by the way.
Hi Chad.
A little bit of depth
in there.
Yeah, keep at it, kiddo.
And if you have a boyfriend,
you can actually practice
with him,
provided he's not so,
you know, endowed.
You know there are
some other options,
should dilation not be working
for you.
What is it?
Well, there are a few types
of different surgical methods,
But I'd have to refer you
to a specialist,
and get your mom involved
in this conversation, of course.
I've got an old college buddy
of mine in Dallas
who does mostly vaginoplasty
for The Real Housewives type,
but um, I could check with him.
Give my buddy a call.
He is the guy
for this kind of thing.
Oh, okay, thanks.
I'll talk to her.
The McIndoe surgical technique
consists of performing
a careful dissection
between the bladder and rectum,
using a skin graft
usually from the buttocks
or thigh.
A gentle blunt dissection
is all that is necessary
to create an adequate cavity.
This slide...
You okay, hun?
Yeah, just... just wanna get out
of here.
Sure, you don't want
to order anything?
I'm not hungry.
Haven't seen Adam around.
Yeah, just busy with school,
and track, and stuff.
I guess that's for the best
right now anyway, right?
What's that supposed to mean?
Nothing.
Just... you have your whole
life
to deal with men.
They're not the priority
right now.
You can't just like, delete
men,
because you got burned by one.
Like, get over it,
he left you with a toddler!
Nana helped you
and left you
with a weird wooden house.
Like, I turned out fine!
You're so freakin' bitter!
I'm sorry.
Look, I want to pay
for this surgery for you.
I've saved up money
for the reconstruction
and from Nana...
Stop trying to fix everything!
If you don't want this surgery,
that's fine.
I just wish
you would talk to me.
I just want you
to feel like a normal,
beautiful, smart teenage girl.
I'm not fucking normal!
You are not fucking normal!
Viv, open up!
Adam...
What the...
Fuck you both,
you motherfuckers!
Hi.
Uh, hi.
Do you want to hang out
after your shift?
Oh sure, yeah.
Uh, sounds fun.
Are you okay?
Yeah, I'm good.
Actually, can I get a shake?
Sure.
Right uh...
Do you wanna make out?
Like... like... like now?
Yeah.
Uh, have you had sex before?
Uh, whoa.
Umm...
Sorry, uh... I was just curious.
No, not yet.
Oh, are you like,
saving yourself for marriage
and all that?
No, not really.
I'm just...
waiting for the right person,
I guess.
Cool, me too.
You know, I'd love
to practice though,
so I'm really good
when the time comes.
Ah...
Whoa...
Am I... am I in?
Oh, do you...
do you like this?
Mmm, yeah, that feels so good.
You're sure not gonna
get pregnant, right?
Yes.
But what if you do?
I mean, I'd be there
for you, obviously.
Thanks.
Did that feel weird?
Uh... I mean, sorta.
How?
I don't know.
Uh, just kind of felt like,
a little too tight I guess.
Okay, thanks.
Uh, but did it feel normal?
Uhh, I... I don't know.
Maybe my dick
isn't so small after all.
Hey, uh, where are you going?
I... I can drive you.
Uh, I just need some fresh air.
Thanks though.
It's dark!
Sorry, I'm home late.
- Night, mom.
- It's fine.
Come here for a sec.
When did I become your enemy?
Can we play therapy session
tomorrow?
I'm really tired.
No, that's too bad.
'Cause I'm kind
of a shitty therapist,
so I need to practice.
Look, I get it.
Okay, I'm your mom,
I know I'm the last person
you wanna talk to
about your vagina,
and dilators, and lube,
and sex stuff,
but don't forget I've been
through my fair share
of shit too, hun.
I know.
It was really hard
when your dad left me
with a toddler.
And I only had
a high school diploma.
And your Nana tried to warn me.
And we got
into these huge fights,
because I thought
she was just being negative
about her own marriage.
But she was just trying
to protect me
from what she obviously knew
would happen,
which is really annoying.
And I never told you this,
but right before I got sick,
I started having feelings
for someone.
I mean, it was right
when I thought
things were just going my way
for once...
- What?
- And...
Who? Like when?
Doesn't matter.
He said, he wasn't attracted
to me anymore.
After the surgery.
He got married last year
to a woman named Delilah.
So, she has long hair
and floatation device tits.
Anyways, that's not the point.
The point is,
I would get my heart broken
and chop my tit off
8 million times over again
if it meant that you
wouldn't get this diagnosis.
All I want to do,
is protect you from pain
and I know that a lot
of the time
that looks like
I'm hurting you more.
And I know how that feels
and I don't want to do that.
I don't want to be Nana.
But I'm really glad that
I didn't listen to her.
Because it got me you.
My beautiful girl.
Hey, I'm really sorry
you're going through this.
It's really shitty.
And I'm sorry
I've been shitty, too.
I have a chicken boob.
And I'm tired.
I'm going to get coffee.
I left something for you.
How come you never asked me
about why I was at that group?
Well, I didn't wanna ask you
anything
that was going to make you
uncomfortable
or that you weren't ready
to talk about.
A nurse wanted me to go,
because I have this thing
called "MRKH"
where I don't have a uterus.
And my vagina
isn't really developed.
And I can't have sex.
Well, I sort of can.
I don't know.
And I have to use these,
well, they're kind of like...
Okay, basically
they're just medical dildos
that I have to use...
to make a fucking vagina
and I hate every second of it.
That's a lot.
I'm sorry you're going through
all of that.
Thank you for saying that.
Can I ask you something?
Go for it.
I watched that YouTube video
about your birth parents
agreeing
to let them do surgery
on you as a kid
which is obviously
super fucked-up,
but like, do you think
if I got surgery
to like, fix my issue,
it's a different thing?
"Fix your issue"?
What do you mean?
I just want
a normal fucking vagina.
And to never think
about it again.
I don't think the people
with "normal" vaginas
get to stop thinking about
them,
unfortunately.
I guess.
Do you think I'm normal?
Yeah.
I mean, other than that
Styrofoam head
that you have in your room.
Well, I'm glad you think so.
It's just annoying
when people think,
because you have a bunch
of followers
and you post videos online
that...
you don't sometimes wish
things were different, you know.
I used the internet
to share all this stuff.
'Cause I was scared... was scared
of what would happen if like
I didn't control
my own narrative, you know?
Yeah, I do.
You're the first person
I've told out loud about it.
It wasn't so bad, was it?
You're still you.
And I think you're
pretty perfect,
just the way you are.
Is this okay?
Yeah.
I feel so awkward.
Like, I feel like
I'm dancing weird.
Dance like no one's watching.
Oh my God!
That's like no pressure at all.
- There you go.
- Aha!
Oh yeah!
- I'm embarrassed.
- She's loosening up, I see it.
Okay, I'm gonna go
find my phone,
I have to text my mom.
- Yeah, yeah.
- I'll be back, okay.
Ooh, sorry.
Um, have you seen a phone?
I... I have a iPhone.
Have you seen it around?
Okay.
Lindy?
Hey! Uh, what's up?
Hey, oh, I just...
I haven't heard much
from you since uh... you know.
Yeah, yeah.
Um, I am just trying
to find my phone right now.
Uh, yeah.
- Oh.
- Have you seen my phone?
Oh, okay.
It has a blue case,
so if you see it...
Oh, uh, yeah, um...
do you think maybe you wanna
go grab some coffee
or something sometime?
Hey.
Hey.
Jax. You are?
Chad.
So, how do you two know
each other?
Well, uh, she came
into my work and...
And I ordered a milkshake.
Okay.
Uh, well, yeah um,
I'll keep an eye out
for your phone.
Uh, you look really pretty
by the way.
Thanks.
Oh, uh, I meant...
Another drink?
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
Bye, Chad.
So Chad?
Yeah, he's nice.
Yeah, seems it.
Yeah.
Crucifix and everything.
Mmmm.
Hot vodka water.
Can I ask you something?
Yeah.
Kiss me.
Um, like right now?
That's all I needed to know.
Thanks.
- Wait, wait!
- Uh, Jax, I'm sorry.
Honestly,
I should've known better.
Bye, Lindy.
Ahhh!
Oh, that was close.
Chug, chug, chug, chug.
Chug, chug, chug!
Oh, for the love of God.
Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug!
Hey, you good?
Yeah, I'm good.
Okay, because you just flashed
that guy.
Interesting coming from you.
Okay, we really need to talk
actually about what happened...
Whatever.
And I'm... okay.
In the middle of a game
right now, you know.
You're doing really good, too.
- Okay.
- Oh, bye.
Uh, ocupado.
I... I feel like you're using me.
Why don't you just wanna fuck?
Stop. Stop. This is weird.
What? Wh... what do you mean?
This just feels fucked up.
Okay, what's wrong?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I just... I gotta go.
Hey, I'm so... I didn't!
Wait, you forgot your shirt!
Right, here!
Oh...
Oh, okay.
I don't have a uterus or vagina.
I know.
Like, I can't have sex
without like fixing it.
Well, huh, I can, sorta.
I tried to make Chad fuck me,
so I don't have to make a
vagina by myself.
Okay.
Ah, well, I'm gonna let you
unpack all of
that,
uh, but I'm gonna get going.
Bye.
Just don't puke, okay.
Someone's phone is
in a random boot over here.
I took your phone
and your laptop.
Can I have my phone back?
Nope.
Evidently, you don't know
how to use it.
I almost called
the friggin' police!
I'm really sorry, okay.
I mean, like,
I was just playing beer pong
and I drank too much.
Yeah, you did.
Seriously, you can't get
that drunk!
That's how girls get raped!
If that's even a possibility.
Hey, yes!
Jesus Christ!
You're being a real asshole!
Vivian hooked up with Adam.
She told me.
What?
She came by looking
for you the other day.
She said you refused
to talk to her.
And so she needed somebody
to talk to.
And she talked to you?
Not everybody hates talking
to me.
Look, didn't you sort of
end things with him?
Come on, you're gonna throw
away a good friendship
for some guy whose cheekbones
could cut granite?
Hi.
Hi.
So, why didn't you tell me?
Tell you what?
About like,
not being able to have sex.
What?
Like, you don't have a vagina
or something.
How... How do you know that?
Like a couple of people
texted me about it,
but I mean,
I didn't really understand.
Like obviously,
you have a vagina.
Umm, uh, no... sort of.
Okay, um...
This is none of anyone's
business, okay?
- Okay.
- Even if it were true...
Oh, okay...
Um... Um, I mean okay.
Okay, you... you must have told
someone, right?
Wait. Okay, so who were you
hanging out with?
Was it like, that...
Was it that guy at the party?
Wait, Lind... Lindy!
Wait, Lindy!
Mom! Mom, I really need my
phone, okay.
Hon... honey, what's wrong?
I just really need you
to get my phone, okay.
Okay, okay!
You know, I'll get it.
Can you just tell me
what's wrong?
Can you give the fucking phone?
Please, I need the phone.
- Here you go.
- Why'd you put in the oven?
Oh my God, pick up, pick up.
Yeah?
Did I tell you anything,
like personal last night?
Oh God.
Uh, I took mushrooms last
night, Lindy.
Did you tell anyone?
- I'm so sorry, I might have.
- I um, I was really wasted.
I'm sorry, Lindy.
I... I... I...
Oh honey, oh honey...
Please leave me.
I can't...
Oh fuck!
Brought you some tea.
People know.
Honey.
Can I show you something?
Mm-hmm.
I hate this, too.
Does it hurt?
Not anymore.
But hiding it does... a lot.
I'm so sorry you had
to go through that alone.
I wasn't alone.
I wasn't alone.
Hey.
Hi.
You doing okay?
Yeah.
Okay. Well, I just want you
to know
that I'm here if you wanna talk.
But I also totally get it
if you don't.
Thank you.
Hey,
good luck at the meet today.
Thanks.
I'm actually pretty nervous.
I like, already threw up today
and
my mom's gone
on this business trip,
so... whatever.
You deserve it.
Thanks.
See you later.
Hey, um... take this.
And this.
Can you smell me?
No.
- Bye.
- Bye.
She can't have sex.
Next up, we have the nationl
qualifying women 100-meter
sprint.
Go, Viv!
That's your girl?
So, how's it going
with you, man?
You guys alright?
To the starting line, pleas.
You getting pussy.
Oh my God. Okay, it's starti.
On your marks.
Get set.
Well done, Bitch!
Whoo!
Yes! I did it!
Go Viv!
No one believed in baby girl.
Which is the nickname
that I gave myself.
But she won.
Thank you.
Hey.
Oh, thank you.
Congratulations.
You were so amazing.
You crushed it.
And you lookin' super fine
in those shorts.
Um, can you like not right now?
It's not about the shorts, Doug.
Whoa, you and your friend with
no pussy getting all testy?
Shut the fuck up, Doug.
Makes sense why Adam would try
to fuck you instead.
Bro, what the fuck?
What the fuck is wrong with
you, bro?
Goddammit, man.
Don't fucking say
shit like that, man.
I wasn't trying to fuck her.
Lindy!
I just need to be alone
right now.
Lindy, Lindy, fuck those guys!
I told them it was me.
I was like, she was at the drunk
at the party
and obviously, whoever you told
didn't know that you were
talking about me.
What, wait? You guys had sex.
You and Doug.
Nope, we didn't.
I've never had sex
I literally lied.
What? Why?
I don't know.
I just like chickened out.
And I liked that you thought
it was cool, and that like,
I knew something that you
didn't for once.
And also I think
my labia are too long.
Your labia are fine.
Probably.
- Really?
- Yeah.
I can check for you if you want.
Thanks.
And like, also just so you know,
like Adam did come to my house
and he came to ask about you.
And like,
he was weirdly like crying
and like hugging me,
and it was like really random
and he got like,
super hot last summer,
and I fucked up
and I did kiss him.
Which was really fucked up
of me.
And I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry.
- No, I'm sorry.
I'm like, seriously sorry.
Let's go.
Okay.
Why are we like walking
with a purpose right now?
And why are you breathing
like that?
It's not Vivian who has
no pussy.
What?
If you wanna know,
I have a birth condition
where I was born
with some things missing,
which frankly the details
of which
are none
of your fucking business.
I actually have had sex.
'Cause you know what?
There's more to it
than shoving your half hard
dick into someone's vagina.
Yeah.
Most of you don't even know
where a clit is.
Dougie, I bet you've never
even made a girl cum.
Okay, whatever.
Hi, uh, can anyone raise
their hand
if Doug has made them cum?
You've never made me cum, ever.
I'm literally so fucking tired
of hurting myself
to make room in my life
and my literal vagina for...
everyone but myself.
You can all post a little TikTok
of this epic meltdown
or cancel me
or whatever you wanna do.
This is all my worst nightmare,
so uh, now I'm free I guess.
Bye!
- Yeah, bitch!
- Later! Yeah!
Whoo, fly free.
Okay, that was fucking amazing.
What now?
I really hurt someone
and I have to apologize.
So, are you gonna tell me
why you're doing this
or...
We hooked up and then I wouldn't
kiss them in person,
because I was embarrassed
what people would think.
I acted like a complete dick.
And they're so fucking awesome.
So, did you apologize to them?
I texted them.
This has been the worst
fucking few months of my life.
I didn't want to be alive
anymore.
Phew.
I'm pissed and sad
I can't have a kid.
I'm pissed I can't complain
about my period
and ask some girl
to give me a tampon
and have her smile
in that like, knowing way.
I'm pissed at the lady
at the grocery store
that had a shirt that said,
"Anything you can do,
I can do bleeding."
I'm pissed my mom can't control
anything in her life,
but me.
I'm pissed I don't have a dad
to tell me
some guy is gonna call me
his "princess"
or some toxic shit like that.
Like, how do you even grieve
something
you've never even had
in the first place you know?
It was like my body betrayed me,
so I was just gonna
betray it back.
I was like, okay, sorry.
I'm sorry.
- It's okay.
- Fuck, I didn't know.
I know.
You're gonna squeeze
my head off.
Sorry, I just love you.
Let's go.
Let's go, princess.
Hi Lindy, I'm Doctor Aranda.
Nice to see you again.
Hi.
Dr. Doheny has the flu,
so I'm filling in.
I was reading your chart
and it looks like
you were diagnosed
with MRKH a few months ago,
and started using dilators
right away,
is that correct?
Yeah.
I also read in your chart
that you wanted
a surgical consultation.
Okay.
Well, I'm not sure
what your conversations
with Dr. Doheny were,
but there's no rush
with any of these options,
if they're even what you want
to be doing, okay?
I could do a pelvic exam
to see how the dilation
has been going
or we can pick it up
another time.
Uh, actually, another time
would be great.
Thank you.
Sounds good.
And just so you know,
nothing about you
needs to be fixed.
Can you pass on a message
to Dr. Doheny for me?
Of course.
You look good!
Thanks.
What are you doing?
Sorry,
like do you have perfume on?
Yes. Is it too much?
No, you smell really good.
I have a date.
You're gonna have the best time.
I hope he makes you feel
like the hottest...
Goth bitch that you already are.
You're a MILF.
I'm a MILF?
I'm a MILF.
Yeah, you are.
Bye.
Fuck me.
- Really?
- Yeah.
I love you, Lindy.
I love you, too.
What is happening here?
It's an orgasmic birth!
Isn't this wild?
No, I'm good.
- Why are you watching that?
- Oh, my God.
My client is a doula.
Can you believe it?
I mean, I wish somebody had
told me this when you were born.
Your head was absolutely ginor...
- Mom! Please stop.
- Okay, I'm sorry.
Childbirth is the most natural
thing in the world.
Speaking of natural,
this steak has 28 grams
of natural protein.
It's so good for teenage girls
to get into their bodies,
you know?
Didn't know you liked
the old frat bro type!
Oh...
I just...
I barely know how to use this.
It was a joke.
Can I see your profile?
No.
Please, mom?
It's like a human video game.
It's very inhumane.
Ah, mom.
This picture, what is this?
I... I...
You're so hot still,
it's just like...
This... This is what you choose,
as like sort of...
- Enough, enough!
- Sorry, I just can't tell
if you're trying to get a job
or a date?
I regret showing you.
Thank you.
Can I ask you something?
Sure.
Well, I just wanted to see...
- You got your period?
- No.
'Cause I went
to get the conditioner,
the very expensive conditioner
that you borrowed back
and I saw um, a pad
in the garbage with blood...
- It's not!
- On it.
No, I cut myself shaving.
There was like no Band-Aids.
Well then.
I'm just starting to wonder
do you...
do you want to go see
a gynecologist?
Weren't you the one telling me
you didn't get yours
until you were like 17?
I'm sure it's fine.
You sure
you didn't just miss it?
It could be very light
when it starts.
- I gotta go to practice.
- Okay, I'll drive you.
I was gonna do a Lyft shift
anyways.
Just hold on.
Can you just focus
on the therapy,
so I don't have to worry
about you
picking up my friends.
Oh, I'm sorry my boob
is not gonna reconstruct
itself and...
And going back to school
wasn't free, so...
I'm sorry for being a bitch.
- I love you.
- I love you.
One day I'm gonna
buy you new boobs
and a giant house,
so we don't have to live
in nana's.
Oh.
I'll get some like throw pillows
or something
to make it feel
more like us here, okay?
And I don't want huge ones,
I just want two.
- I got it.
- Okay.
Could I pull off double D's?
Hmm, you're too short!
Pre-season isn't supposed
to be a spa day, girls.
Lift hard, run fast!
Damn, Viv!
I better make Varsity,
I've been training my ass off.
There's no way you won't.
I don't want to be separated
though.
Maybe we can be a package deal.
That would be so sweet.
I mean,
my mom would be so happy
if I got a scholarship.
My mom thinks my thighs
are getting too bulky.
Your thighs are amazing.
Okay, that's enough chitchat.
Back at it, girls. Let's go!
Fuck my life.
Oh...
Hi, Sheena!
How are you feeling
since our last session?
I don't really think this is
working out so well.
Do you want to tell me
a little bit more
about how that's feeling?
Look, I'm really sorry that
your mom called you a "slut"
or whatever in high school,
and again,
I am so sorry that she died.
Thank you.
I just thought that this was
me paying you to talk
about how my mom slut-shamed me.
I totally understand
and how about we role-play?
No.
Ooh...
I lost you.
This is so good.
My mom says
I'm lactose intolerant.
So worth it though.
I am definitely gonna shit
my pants tonight.
You look so good.
Yes, that's your color.
Sorry, just gonna grab that.
Jax?
Hey...
Vivian McAlister.
You were in like
my chem class last year.
- Yeah. Mr. Powers.
- Yeah.
He sucks a bag of dicks.
He is my uncle.
I love him.
Um,
and complex chemical compound.
Literally name one?
Jax.
Nice to meet you.
Lindy.
That colour looks really good
on you, by the way.
Mmm.
Thanks.
Anyway, I better go
and pay for these.
Cool.
And sorry about the uncle.
That's okay.
He is kind of a dick.
A huge dick.
Nice to meet you, Lindy.
- Why are you staring?
- I'm not.
Okay.
It's so dope that they own
being non-binary.
How do you know that?
Well, their "Too cute to be
binary" shirt
kind of it gave it away.
Either way, they're super hot
and cool as shit, too.
Well, her uncle does
fucking suck though.
- Them.
- Them!
Them, them, them, them, them.
Mmm... don't cancel me.
Also, did you know they have
like 40,000 followers
on Instagram?
I don't even think if I was
posting titty pics
if I'd even break 500.
Maybe like, 600.
Like max.
Max.
You're almost like
so randomly hot
you don't even fucking
maximize it.
I bet you could just drop out
of school
like buy a condo in the city,
and fucking get verified
and build a lifestyle empire
based on being
unsuspectingly hot.
Unsuspectingly hot?
I love you.
These mix pleasure condoms
are 2-for-1.
Do you want to get another one
or...
What about these tampons?
Yeah, they're not...
they're just...
Just 1-for-1.
Okay. I'll be right back.
I don't even want these.
You should keep 'em on hand.
Why does it look like
a teabag container?
I don't know.
But I've seen the way you
and Adam eye-fuck each other.
But I don't even actually
have my...
Have your what?
Never mind.
He's had his eyes on you
since like pretty much
the first day you moved here.
That's a lot of build-up.
And he's like cute now.
Like cute-cute.
I would say extremely hot.
I mean like,
have you seen his cheekbones?
Snatched?
So snatched.
For the Gods.
For the Gods, literally.
Hey, are you cool
with us hanging out?
Yeah, it's fine.
He like touched my left tit
in seventh grade.
What about like,
when your hymen breaks?
You probably already broke it
like using a tampon
or like riding your bike
or something.
Right, yeah.
Plus, it's like not really
that big of a deal.
It's just like D in V.
And scene.
Okay.
So, what, are we supposed to
be little cheerleaders today?
Roy, come on!
What's going on?
Bet he has a huge dick.
Look at him.
That's a deadly motherfucker,
man.
Goddamn.
Does he?
I don't know.
It felt big.
My God... what?
- Stop it, okay.
- You little slut.
Do you think his ex was pretty,
Karina?
Yeah, in that like trashy way
that guys love, I guess.
So, like you think they had sex?
Oh, for sure.
I heard she does anal.
One second.
No.
Gotta go. See ya.
Oh my gosh.
Wait, are you actually
hanging out with Doug again?
I thought we hate him.
- Hate is a strong word.
- Oh.
Let's go with tolerate.
Okay. Have fun.
Text me later.
- Love you.
- Love you.
Oh, nice catch bro!
- Show off.
- Only when you're arou.
Ooh, Adam,
your girl's here.
Hey, fuck off! Take this.
Come on, man.
We're not invited?
Shit.
- Nice bike.
- Thanks.
She's my baby.
Beautiful.
So, what'd you think?
- That was awesome.
- It's cool, right?
Goddamn.
Symmetry's crazy.
Holy shit.
But honestly, Carrie's still
my number 1 favorite.
Always gonna be.
Adam!
I need you to move
the file cabinet.
Can you come help me?
Yeah, I'm coming.
- Sorry.
- Okay.
Umm.
So, I'ma have a free house
if you wanna...
have a sleepover?
Like, sleepover, sleepover?
Or sleepover?
Uh, like a sleepover.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Are we uh,
are we talking
about the same thing?
I think so.
You've had sex before, right?
Um, yeah.
Like, like a bunch.
Uh, really, a bunch?
- Tons.
- Tons?
Damn.
I mean, um, like...
Adam!
Like...
Like a normal amount, tons.
You're cute.
Come with me.
You totally have
heart emoji eyes.
I know.
I'm dying.
I really fucking like him.
Ahhhh.
Fuck me.
So, tell him that?
Just like let me be the nanny
when you have like a hundred
of his hot babies
and forget about me.
You will not be the nanny.
I won't fuck your husband.
You know who I would fuck
though?
Who?
- Coach Mike.
Viv, he's got a tribal tattoo!
Whatever, it was like Y2K.
He's like hot in this
'90s villain sort of way.
Okay, I have to get ready.
The neighbor's dropping
her kid off.
Yeah, I guess you have
to practice
for all those cute babies
you're gonna have.
Love you.
I only want two.
Three max.
If you end up on Teen Mom,
then I'm gonna have
to become one, too
and honestly I don't have time
for that.
Bye.
Bye.
Whooo!
That's so good.
Don't tell your mom
you're only napping
for eight minutes.
Oh my God.
Oh.
Phew.
Hey sexy.
He sent me a fucking dick pic.
I don't know what to say.
Like, do I send him like
a thumbs up emoji?
Ass shot.
Umm, I love this for you
by the way.
Also, are you on birth control?
No.
Let's fix that.
Bye.
Bye.
Don't look.
Sorry.
And are you uh,
sexually active now?
Yeah.
I do sexual things,
but not like...
Yet.
Okay, well, as long as the
sexual things you are doing
include oral sex
i.e. blow jobs, giving head,
going down on,
eating out, anal play, anal sex,
manual sex i.e. giving
and receiving hand jobs,
fingering someone
or being fingered yourself
amongst other things,
then you are in fact
sexually active.
Just FYI.
Cool.
Well then, what...
What's the date
of your last period?
Uh, I haven't gotten it yet.
Alright, can you just open up
a bit for there, Lindy.
And uh, scooch down,
if you could.
Ah, a little bit more please?
That's great, thank you.
Now this should be
a little uncomfortable
for about 30 seconds, yeah.
Ow!
Oh, sorry.
Let's uh...
Let's try that again, shall we?
- Ow!
- I... I am sorry.
Uh, look, Lindy,
why don't you just
go right ahead
and sit up for me, please?
What's wrong?
Is something wrong?
Ah...
Well, I'm having difficulty
accessing your vaginal canal.
Now this could be
an imperforated hymen.
Do you know what that is?
Well, there's a...
There's a small procedure
you can get that uh...
It could...
Well, I think maybe it's best
if I referred you
to a specialist.
Mom!
I don't think you have anything
to worry about.
Let's just not talk right now.
I just don't know why you would
go to the doctor
to get birth control,
but not to check what's going
on with your period.
You just talked again.
Sorry.
I mean I appreciate you being
safe and everything.
Do you really need
to sleep with the first guy
you meet at a new school?
- It's just... Sorry.
- Mom?
I'm sorry, I love you.
Are you sure you don't your mm
in here with you?
I'm sure.
No problem.
Do you mind if a few
of my residents observe today?
Just for educational purposes.
Teaching hospital.
Oh, um... okay.
Great. I'll be right back.
- I... I think I changed my...
- Okay, open up.
Little more.
Atta girl.
Seems like the majority
of the vaginal canal is absent.
Okay, if it's okay with you,
I'm going to insert two fingers
into your rectum
to see if I can feel
for ovaries.
Okay.
You're gonna hear some
loud banging.
Would you like some music?
Okay.
Okay, great.
Now press the panic button
if you need us.
Lindy appears to have
MRKH Syndrome.
What do you mean "appears"?
What is that?
It... Well, it stands for
Mayer-Rokitansky-Kuster-Hauser
Syndrome.
It's named after the four men,
the doctors,
who discovered it.
Um...
All of this is missing.
Except her ovaries.
What?
It's a congenital
disorder
resulting in Lindy being born
without a uterus, cervix
or vaginal canal,
or most of one anyway.
She has about one inch of depth.
What we call a "blind vagina"
or a "vaginal dimple".
I'm sorry, a blind what?
It just leads to nowhere,
a dead end.
Medically, it's referred to as
vaginal agenesis.
This means it will be
virtually impossible
to have sex without manual
or surgical assistance.
And of course,
because she doesn't have
a uterine lining to shed,
she won't ever get her period.
Though, she likely still
releases eggs every month,
like any other normal woman.
Wait a minute.
I mean, is this...
Is this my fault?
I had a few glasses of wine
before I knew I was pregnant.
I smoked like one,
maybe two cigarettes.
I mean, oh my God.
So, she can't be a mother?
She can't carry a child, no.
I actually was at a conference
a few weeks ago
where they took a girl's
deceased grandmother's uterus,
implanted it into her and boom!
She has her own baby!
- Can you believe it?
- It's just D in V.
You never know what
advancements will be made.
- And scene.
- When, if.
You want kids.
God works in mysterious ways.
...you'd practice for all those
cute babies you're gonna have.
Lindy, I know...
Okay, childbirth is the most
natural thing in the world.
...a lot of information
to take in.
I am confident that we can mae
you feel like a rather,
normal young woman
with some assistance.
Fuck.
You know, it may not be a
bad idea to talk to a therapt
about all this.
I actually am a therapist.
Interesting.
- Dilators...
- So, nothing to be afraid of.
You know, you've got
your different colors.
This guy's sort of a neon green
and then,
you know then you work your
way up sort of to this guy...
- Oh.
- And my ex-husband didn't even..
Do you know what I mean?
So, that's the dream there.
And...
But the vagina really is just
an amazing muscle
and for you,
you're just going
to have to stretch it out.
So, I would start off
with this little guy.
This little fella.
Apply pressure twice a day
for 15 to 30 minutes
while you hit the Gram
or do your studies,
until you can comfortably fit...
So, how long do I have
to do this
before I can have sex?
Well, it depends.
Usually, anywhere
from 3 to 18 months.
I'm... I'm sorry.
3... 18 months?
Yeah. But the good news is,
once you have
created your vagina,
you only have to maintain it
once a week through sex
or dilation.
Right?
Bob's your unky.
Yeah, um...
You're an athlete, right?
Right.
So, just think of this,
like, it's like training,
like, it's like sort of
you know,
vagina boot camp!
Sorry.
No.
There really is no way
of making this better for you.
Being 16 is just bloody hell,
isn't it?
Yeah, complete shit.
- That's practice, ladies!
- Nice job.
Go check that one in your...
Oh.
Lindy!
Nice push out there, new girl!
- Can we chat?
- Oh, sure.
Make sure you get
the hamstrings.
It's a bit better today.
Listen, I really want you
to run 100 for me at Varsity.
What? Really?
- Yeah.
- I mean, don't get me wrong.
It's going to be a big time
commitment.
Morning and weekend practices.
The whole thing.
Uh, what about Viv though?
I mean, she's so good
and she really wants it.
She is, but you're
more explosive off the line.
Uh, she's been running way
longer than me though.
Hey listen,
I know you're new to this, okay?
And some people are
just born different.
And I think you're one
of those people.
I think we can win regionals
and if we do,
there's gonna be some
big-time college scouts there.
What do you say?
- Okay.
- Yeah?
I'm in.
That's what I wanted to hear.
Welcome to the team.
- Thanks. Yeah, sorry.
- We'll get it next time.
- Yeah.
- It's all right.
Is that what I thought it was?
Yeah. I... I asked about you.
Don't worry about it.
I'm like obviously happy
for you.
Just don't steal my man, though.
Oh my God, I will not!
I will not!
Hey, you've been working out,
Coach?
This man is so afraid of being
#MeToo'ed
that he won't even look me
in the eye.
You are sort
of sexually harassing him.
Fine.
Do you ever get that like
sharp pain in your ass
when you have your period?
Yeah, I hate when that happens.
Do you have a tampon?
Uh, no, sorry.
I think I left it,
like in my locker.
Fuck.
Vagina.
Vagina.
Universe, women, vagina,
vagina...
Ugh!
I have no idea I want
to write this paper about.
How about
how The Handmaid's Tale
relates to current policies
in the United States?
You're really smart.
I like that.
I like that you know a lot
about movies and bitcoin.
Huh.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's
just code for me being dumb?
But I'm cool with you being
smarter than me.
That's hot actually.
Uh, are you hungry?
I'm hungry.
Yeah, I can eat.
Ah, it's okay.
Maybe you should just go.
I need to work out.
Well, I can work out
with you if you want.
Uh, I can't work out with you
like right in front of me.
Hey, I'll be professional,
I promise.
Um, maybe you should just go.
Can you please go?
Sorry.
I'm being psycho.
It's okay.
Hi guys!
- Hi!
- Um, we should go.
No, I want to say hi
to your mom.
- I got this.
- It's so crazy what people
put out as garbage
on the street.
Look at this.
Oh, I'll help with that,
I'll help you get this.
Oh, thank you.
Trying to make the place
more like us
and less like my mom.
She died last year, so...
I'm sorry to hear that.
Aw, thank you.
I mean she was crazy,
but at least that's not genetic.
Unlike breast cancer.
Um, we were just doing homework.
Yeah, she's really smart.
You probably already know that.
I do.
Oh, sorry.
Pleasure to meet you,
Mrs. McPhee.
My name is Adam.
Nice to meet you, Adam.
Um, you can call me "Rita".
'Cause there is no "Mr."
to my "Mrs.".
Cool.
Feminism.
Yes.
Hm, well,
it's very nice to meet you.
Keep studying.
Okay.
That was really awkward.
No, she's funny.
- Is she?
- Yeah.
- Okay, well, I'm gonna go.
- Okay.
Deal with the crazy table lady.
Alright, I'm gonna study
this book.
Okay.
- Bye.
- Bye.
Famous people with MRKH.
Jaclyn Schultz.
Former Survivor contestant
and Miss Michigan.
Born without a uterus.
Hmm.
Hitler's wife, Eva Braun,
never had sex with him
due to gynecological condition.
Fuck my life.
Peter, I'm coming.
Hi, this is Peter's girlfriend.
Yeah, he's a piece of shit.
Oh, boy.
Wow.
Good luck with that.
I'm sorry.
Sorry, bye.
Fuck my life.
Vaginal dilation,
can be an overwhelming
and anxiety-producing proce.
With a few helpful tips,
it can become a comfortable
and normal part of your day.
To dilate,
you'll need a dilator
of your choosing...
and a water-based lubricant.
Get into a comfortable position
with your legs relaxed
- in a butterfly position.
- What the fuck?
Position the dilator
at the entrance
to the vaginal canal,
with the dilator slightly
tilted up.
Phew.
To dilate,
you'll need a dilator
of your choosing
and a water-based lubricant.
You'll start with
the smaller dilators
and progress your way slowly
into the larger sizes
over a period of time.
The first step is
to get yourself
in a comfortable position
with your legs relaxed
in a butterfly position.
Position the dilator
at the entrance
to the vaginal canal,
with the dilator slightly
tilted up.
In order to maintain
vaginal depth,
we advise you do this daily.
Honey, can you give me a hand
with something, please?
Stand it up.
You know, I was thinking back
to my pregnancy last night
and the doctor said
that he thought
that you might have a cleft
lip,
which obviously you don't
but I'm wondering,
if it might be related.
Probably not.
Um, they don't really know,
but I read something about it
being connected
to the male genetics.
Interesting.
And that makes a lot of sense.
How's Adam?
He's good.
He seems adorable.
Yeah, he's so cute.
Oh my gosh.
I know that look in your eye
and I know that you guys
hang out a lot, and...
I just would hate for you
to share this with him
and...
And what?
And I don't know,
if it affects his opinion
of you,
which it shouldn't.
Mom, you don't even know him.
I'm just saying men are
biologically driven,
they're really not as nuanced
as women,
about life and stuff.
Okay, what's the point
of this conversation?
It's just hard enough
as it is
to be a perfect woman
let alone one with any sort
of issue.
Or, and not that
this is an issue.
Just a difference.
But I love all of you,
exactly as you are,
no matter what.
Got it. Thanks for the heads-up.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, we need
to talk about this.
You need to talk about this
with someone,
even if it's not me.
I will!
Fuck!
Fuck! Jeez.
What's kind of weird is that
people think
that if I start taking it's some sort of ploy
for attention.
It's crazy.
Why would I go through that
for likes, you know?
Anyway, maybe I'll have
a hot stash summer.
But I love that for you.
I really do.
It's wonderful.
Okay, who's next?
Ah sure, I'll take the floor.
Right, okay.
Uh, hey, what's up?
I'm Jax.
I'm a pretty good artist.
I can do a perfect cat eye.
I suck at anything athletic
and I'm intersex.
Finding that out was crazy
and I'm not gonna lie
hard as shit.
But finding my community here
and online,
honestly made me feel
a lot better.
I don't feel like
an object of medicine anymore.
I feel like being intersex
gives me a superpower, you know.
And to own who you are,
however you define yourself,
is up to you.
And no one should ever make
you feel ashamed of that.
Oh,
and I get mad dates, too, so..
...don't worry about that.
Umm, okay,
so, Lindy...
Would you like
to introduce yourself?
Uh, sure.
Hey, everyone.
Um, I'm Lindy.
I um, I have this thing
called "MRKH"
and I don't really know how
to tell...
pretty much my worst nightmare
is people finding out
before I...
Uh... uh, shit.
I... I gotta go.
Um, I'm... I...
I think I left something
at my house.
I have to actually go get it
right now.
I'm so sorry.
Thank you.
Thanks.
Oh, and good luck
on your moustache,
if you want one.
Thank you for your time.
Honey?
Honey?
Mom, what are you doing?
Get out!
- Sorry! I knocked!
- Get out!
Why are there chips everywhere?
Okay!
Fuck, I'm late!
What the fuck?
You were in my way!
You literally crossed
into my lane.
You were in my lane
on your whole back end.
Okay.
Fucking new girl PMSing
or something.
What did you just say?
I said you are PMSing, bitch!
Why don't you just
shut the fuck up!
Shut your fucking mouth!
- Hey, don't do that to me!
- Hey! Whoa! Whoa!
Hey, chill out!
Relax!
Where're you going?
Fuck this, I don't want
to be here.
- We're not done here!
- Hey, are you okay?
Yeah. Just over it.
Oh, you alright?
You seem kind of out of it?
I'm good.
Just tired.
I could wake you up.
Um, you wanna?
I thought you
weren't a weed guy.
I'm a weed guy now.
Alright.
Wanna try something?
Sure.
Come.
Tighten your lips.
Hmm, you're so fucking hot.
I don't know how much longer
I can wait.
You wanna do it?
Now?
Yeah.
Soon.
Honestly, you're a bit
of a tease.
Uh, can you just stop?
Is everything okay?
Yeah.
I'm just on my period.
Oh.
You could've just told me.
I uh...
I told my mom
you're my girlfriend.
You did?
Are you?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
What are you doing?
Nothing.
Okay.
Are your eyes red?
Um... it's allergies.
Are you stoned?
No.
A little.
Seriously, it's a gateway drug
to big pharma.
Sorry.
Uh, I'm gonna go to bed now.
Goodnight, I love you,
goodnight.
Love you.
Thank you!
You look so good.
I literally hate theme parties.
Why is your boyfriend like this?
I think it's cute.
Do you have a phone charger
I could borrow?
Oh, what do we have here?
- Oh my God...
- Are these butt plugs?
I did not take you
for a backdoor queen.
Can you please stop?
Okay, sorry.
I was thinking maybe we could
talk about...
I don't want to talk about
track.
How did you know that I was
gonna talk about track?
I just don't feel like doing it
right now.
I don't have time.
Are you okay?
It seems like something's wrong.
I'm fine.
I just have some like,
weird medical stuff going on.
Oh my God, are you okay?
I just like,
can't get my period.
Oh... like ever?
Mm-hmm.
Well then, you're lucky.
They suck.
- Yeah.
- That's like not a bad thing.
Yeah, uh,
can we maybe like,
talk about this later?
- Why don't you get...
- Please!
What did you want to talk
to me about?
Oh, um...
We don't...
We don't have to talk about.
It's... whatever.
So, what did you need this
blood for?
Oh...
Oh my God.
Does it look good?
I'm gonna kill you.
I think you're like,
already dead.
It's like...
Goddamn.
Look at you!
You look amazing.
Yo, your cat is definitely not
in the bathroom anymore.
Okay.
I'll be right back,
I gotta go look for my cat.
You look deadly.
You look good too, Viv.
Thanks.
The pussy is gone.
Let's go.
Um, let's go outside.
Oh no, it's fine.
Hey uh,
I'm really sorry about
what happened.
Oh yeah, me too.
You shouldn't have quit.
You're really good.
Yeah, come on.
It's cool you two are still
cool though.
- What?
- Like about the team.
You wanna get a drink, Lindy?
'Cause I like really...
Wait, what about the team?
Coach gave Viv your spot.
She didn't tell you?
Oh, yeah, she told me.
Uh, that's awesome. Yeah.
Um, I'm sorry that was the thing
I was trying to bring up
with you before...
I'll be right back.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm
sorry,
Lindy.
No, it's fine!
Honestly, like you deserve it
way more than I do.
I just got lucky.
I think I need to go.
No, don't go, don't go,
don't go!
No, I'm PMSing.
I'm fine.
But I thought you...
Hey!
- Hey.
- We keep bumping into each
other.
That's gotta mean something,
right?
I know. So random, right?
Hey Carrie...
Hey, so like,
I don't know if you've ever
seen
like Fight Club,
but you know how they talk
about like the only rule
of Fight Club
being to not talk
about the club...
I've actually never seen
Fight Club.
Okay, uh...
What I'm trying to say is
if anyone asks like how we m,
can you just like,
say our parents know each other,
or we met at the drugstore
or something?
Wow.
Um... yeah, okay.
I didn't mean it like that.
You do you.
Make a wish.
Well, I'll see you later.
Okay.
You're like a hotter,
less problematic Johnny Depp.
Are you leaving?
Yeah, I think so.
Did I do something wrong?
No, not at all.
I'm just not feeling that great.
Okay.
Do you mind coming to my room
for a second before you leave?
Mm-hmm.
Do you want help?
I got it, I got it.
It's uh, super nerdy, but here.
Open it.
This is super cute.
Thank you.
Well, you know,
I saved my favorite for last.
Thank you.
Yeah.
What... what's wrong?
It wasn't supposed
to make you sad.
No, it's fine.
It's great.
I love it, I really do.
Um...
I just, I quit.
What?
Why?
Uh, do you like maybe,
want like a blowjob
or something?
Uh, maybe.
I mean like not, not now, I...
Uh, I gotta go.
Um, you should go find Karina
or something.
Why would I want to talk to her?
I don't know.
You obviously did at some point.
Who cares about Karina?
You're being harsh
for no reason.
I mean...
Lindy, I really like you.
But I'm starting
to get the vibes
that maybe you don't like me.
I'm sorry.
Phew.
Fuck!
Have a nice night, tampon.
- Lindy!
- Fuck off!
Oh, hey, I...
I'm so sorry.
I thought these guys were...
Say no more...
absolute assholes.
I was walking behind you
and I thought I should
draw attention to myself,
so I didn't completely
freak you out
like I already did.
It's fine.
I live around the corner.
Do you maybe like,
wanna go drink this
on a beach near my house?
Uh... sure.
Yeah, let's do it.
- Okay.
- Okay, okay.
Ooh, I dare you
to jump in butt-ass naked.
No fucking way.
I would never do that.
Too cold.
Okay, truth then.
Okay.
Is Adam your boyfriend?
Adam is my boyfriend, yeah.
Or was.
I don't even know anymore.
Are you dating anyone?
Not right now, no.
Can I ask you something?
Sure.
You said at that group
that you were intersex.
And I was just wondering
if you could elaborate?
Elaborate on what it means or?
Never mind, I'm being stupid.
No, it's not stupid.
It's basically an umbrella term
which means
your reproductive
or like anatomy,
doesn't fit the typical
like male or female binary.
I actually made
a bunch of videos on it
a few years ago
and post 'em online.
Oh my God, I'm so sorry
for referencing my own stuff...
In a actual
real life conversation.
Feel free to never talk
to me again.
No, you're fine.
I'll definitely check them out.
I will, don't be embarrassed.
Um...
Thank you for sharing that.
I feel like I should know
all that.
Well, the more you know...
So, you like living here?
Well, you got some trees,
you got some water.
You got me in a prince costume,
which sticks out
like a sore thumb.
Looks amazing.
But yeah, I'm working
a coffee shop right now.
Just like saving for college.
Do you, like living here?
Yeah, it's okay.
I mean,
we've moved around a lot.
So, it's like, hard to keep
and make friends,
if you know what I mean?
Well, I look forward
to being a friend
that you inevitably
lose touch with.
I'm so sorry.
It's all good.
Uh, I should probably get going.
It's like, really late.
Oh well, let me walk you.
I think if we we've learned
anything from tonight,
it's that tampons
shouldn't walk alone.
Thanks.
OMFG, you are too cute.
Like a perfect mix of guy
and a girl.
You're so brave for sharing
your story.
I love you so much.
Fucking disgusting!
Go kill yourself!
What's up, fam?
It's Jax,
and we're here
with the third part
of my intersex story.
So, in the last video,
we talked about how I was born
with internal gonads.
And I had them removed,
because my doctors told me
they were cancerous.
But in this video,
I actually want to talk
about my second
normalizing surgery,
which was my vaginoplasty,
which my birth parents
and my doctors told me
I needed.
When I was 11.
So, yeah trigger warning.
This video is a bit intense.
Ah, so we looked
at hybrid animals.
Yes, so what were
the two animals
that created the hybrid...
What animal am I looking for?
That is a hybrid mule.
So, we have a horse and a...
What's the other animal?
Somebody please?
Alright, that's a donkey.
Yes.
Is MRKH intersex?
MRKH is an intersex conditi,
because of the deviation
of the reproductive systems
from standard...
No, MRKH Syndrome
wouldn't be classified
as a form of intersex
because it's a condition of
incomplete female development.
But how can we all be free
from harmful expectations
on our bodies?
It is pretty cool
how some species respond
to overpopulation
by creating sterile females.
That'd be sick.
You never have to worry
about getting a girl pregnant.
That is not the point, Doug.
Bodies have a way
of being just the way
they're meant to be.
Everybody is perfect to someone.
Even I've been laid more
than this bitch has.
I believe that.
Hey, can I talk to you
for a sec?
Yeah.
I'm sorry for being an asshole
the other night.
The book was like
the nicest thing that
anyone's ever done for me.
Well, that's cool.
It was childish anyways, so...
Okay, uh,
'cause you don't like,
seem that cool.
- Yeah.
- Oh my God.
I just,
I thought maybe we could...
- Yo, Adam.
- What's up, guys?
- Yo!
- What's up, what's up?
- How you guys doing?
- Now you know me.
Yeah.
It's cool.
Um, so there's like some stuff
I've been meaning
to talk to you about.
What is it?
Um, I just like,
Just... I just need some time
to work on myself.
It's not like a forever thing.
It's just...
Adam, I really like you.
Um, maybe you could like
give me some time.
Well, how much time?
Um, like 3-18 months.
Like maybe more, maybe less.
What?
Lindy, honestly,
I'm confused, man.
And you obviously seem like
you're not into it,
so maybe we should just
do our own thing.
Bag's open.
I hope you find what you're
looking for, Carrie.
Hey.
Sorry, do you mind
if I take that tray?
- Sure.
- My manager won't let me leave
until I've wiped down
13 more trays
and I've only done 12.
I think she has OCD
or something.
Pretty sure that's not
what OCD is.
Oh uh, sorry if you have that.
Okay, well uh,
I'm gonna go wipe these down,
um...
I'm Chad, by the way.
Hi Chad.
A little bit of depth
in there.
Yeah, keep at it, kiddo.
And if you have a boyfriend,
you can actually practice
with him,
provided he's not so,
you know, endowed.
You know there are
some other options,
should dilation not be working
for you.
What is it?
Well, there are a few types
of different surgical methods,
But I'd have to refer you
to a specialist,
and get your mom involved
in this conversation, of course.
I've got an old college buddy
of mine in Dallas
who does mostly vaginoplasty
for The Real Housewives type,
but um, I could check with him.
Give my buddy a call.
He is the guy
for this kind of thing.
Oh, okay, thanks.
I'll talk to her.
The McIndoe surgical technique
consists of performing
a careful dissection
between the bladder and rectum,
using a skin graft
usually from the buttocks
or thigh.
A gentle blunt dissection
is all that is necessary
to create an adequate cavity.
This slide...
You okay, hun?
Yeah, just... just wanna get out
of here.
Sure, you don't want
to order anything?
I'm not hungry.
Haven't seen Adam around.
Yeah, just busy with school,
and track, and stuff.
I guess that's for the best
right now anyway, right?
What's that supposed to mean?
Nothing.
Just... you have your whole
life
to deal with men.
They're not the priority
right now.
You can't just like, delete
men,
because you got burned by one.
Like, get over it,
he left you with a toddler!
Nana helped you
and left you
with a weird wooden house.
Like, I turned out fine!
You're so freakin' bitter!
I'm sorry.
Look, I want to pay
for this surgery for you.
I've saved up money
for the reconstruction
and from Nana...
Stop trying to fix everything!
If you don't want this surgery,
that's fine.
I just wish
you would talk to me.
I just want you
to feel like a normal,
beautiful, smart teenage girl.
I'm not fucking normal!
You are not fucking normal!
Viv, open up!
Adam...
What the...
Fuck you both,
you motherfuckers!
Hi.
Uh, hi.
Do you want to hang out
after your shift?
Oh sure, yeah.
Uh, sounds fun.
Are you okay?
Yeah, I'm good.
Actually, can I get a shake?
Sure.
Right uh...
Do you wanna make out?
Like... like... like now?
Yeah.
Uh, have you had sex before?
Uh, whoa.
Umm...
Sorry, uh... I was just curious.
No, not yet.
Oh, are you like,
saving yourself for marriage
and all that?
No, not really.
I'm just...
waiting for the right person,
I guess.
Cool, me too.
You know, I'd love
to practice though,
so I'm really good
when the time comes.
Ah...
Whoa...
Am I... am I in?
Oh, do you...
do you like this?
Mmm, yeah, that feels so good.
You're sure not gonna
get pregnant, right?
Yes.
But what if you do?
I mean, I'd be there
for you, obviously.
Thanks.
Did that feel weird?
Uh... I mean, sorta.
How?
I don't know.
Uh, just kind of felt like,
a little too tight I guess.
Okay, thanks.
Uh, but did it feel normal?
Uhh, I... I don't know.
Maybe my dick
isn't so small after all.
Hey, uh, where are you going?
I... I can drive you.
Uh, I just need some fresh air.
Thanks though.
It's dark!
Sorry, I'm home late.
- Night, mom.
- It's fine.
Come here for a sec.
When did I become your enemy?
Can we play therapy session
tomorrow?
I'm really tired.
No, that's too bad.
'Cause I'm kind
of a shitty therapist,
so I need to practice.
Look, I get it.
Okay, I'm your mom,
I know I'm the last person
you wanna talk to
about your vagina,
and dilators, and lube,
and sex stuff,
but don't forget I've been
through my fair share
of shit too, hun.
I know.
It was really hard
when your dad left me
with a toddler.
And I only had
a high school diploma.
And your Nana tried to warn me.
And we got
into these huge fights,
because I thought
she was just being negative
about her own marriage.
But she was just trying
to protect me
from what she obviously knew
would happen,
which is really annoying.
And I never told you this,
but right before I got sick,
I started having feelings
for someone.
I mean, it was right
when I thought
things were just going my way
for once...
- What?
- And...
Who? Like when?
Doesn't matter.
He said, he wasn't attracted
to me anymore.
After the surgery.
He got married last year
to a woman named Delilah.
So, she has long hair
and floatation device tits.
Anyways, that's not the point.
The point is,
I would get my heart broken
and chop my tit off
8 million times over again
if it meant that you
wouldn't get this diagnosis.
All I want to do,
is protect you from pain
and I know that a lot
of the time
that looks like
I'm hurting you more.
And I know how that feels
and I don't want to do that.
I don't want to be Nana.
But I'm really glad that
I didn't listen to her.
Because it got me you.
My beautiful girl.
Hey, I'm really sorry
you're going through this.
It's really shitty.
And I'm sorry
I've been shitty, too.
I have a chicken boob.
And I'm tired.
I'm going to get coffee.
I left something for you.
How come you never asked me
about why I was at that group?
Well, I didn't wanna ask you
anything
that was going to make you
uncomfortable
or that you weren't ready
to talk about.
A nurse wanted me to go,
because I have this thing
called "MRKH"
where I don't have a uterus.
And my vagina
isn't really developed.
And I can't have sex.
Well, I sort of can.
I don't know.
And I have to use these,
well, they're kind of like...
Okay, basically
they're just medical dildos
that I have to use...
to make a fucking vagina
and I hate every second of it.
That's a lot.
I'm sorry you're going through
all of that.
Thank you for saying that.
Can I ask you something?
Go for it.
I watched that YouTube video
about your birth parents
agreeing
to let them do surgery
on you as a kid
which is obviously
super fucked-up,
but like, do you think
if I got surgery
to like, fix my issue,
it's a different thing?
"Fix your issue"?
What do you mean?
I just want
a normal fucking vagina.
And to never think
about it again.
I don't think the people
with "normal" vaginas
get to stop thinking about
them,
unfortunately.
I guess.
Do you think I'm normal?
Yeah.
I mean, other than that
Styrofoam head
that you have in your room.
Well, I'm glad you think so.
It's just annoying
when people think,
because you have a bunch
of followers
and you post videos online
that...
you don't sometimes wish
things were different, you know.
I used the internet
to share all this stuff.
'Cause I was scared... was scared
of what would happen if like
I didn't control
my own narrative, you know?
Yeah, I do.
You're the first person
I've told out loud about it.
It wasn't so bad, was it?
You're still you.
And I think you're
pretty perfect,
just the way you are.
Is this okay?
Yeah.
I feel so awkward.
Like, I feel like
I'm dancing weird.
Dance like no one's watching.
Oh my God!
That's like no pressure at all.
- There you go.
- Aha!
Oh yeah!
- I'm embarrassed.
- She's loosening up, I see it.
Okay, I'm gonna go
find my phone,
I have to text my mom.
- Yeah, yeah.
- I'll be back, okay.
Ooh, sorry.
Um, have you seen a phone?
I... I have a iPhone.
Have you seen it around?
Okay.
Lindy?
Hey! Uh, what's up?
Hey, oh, I just...
I haven't heard much
from you since uh... you know.
Yeah, yeah.
Um, I am just trying
to find my phone right now.
Uh, yeah.
- Oh.
- Have you seen my phone?
Oh, okay.
It has a blue case,
so if you see it...
Oh, uh, yeah, um...
do you think maybe you wanna
go grab some coffee
or something sometime?
Hey.
Hey.
Jax. You are?
Chad.
So, how do you two know
each other?
Well, uh, she came
into my work and...
And I ordered a milkshake.
Okay.
Uh, well, yeah um,
I'll keep an eye out
for your phone.
Uh, you look really pretty
by the way.
Thanks.
Oh, uh, I meant...
Another drink?
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
Bye, Chad.
So Chad?
Yeah, he's nice.
Yeah, seems it.
Yeah.
Crucifix and everything.
Mmmm.
Hot vodka water.
Can I ask you something?
Yeah.
Kiss me.
Um, like right now?
That's all I needed to know.
Thanks.
- Wait, wait!
- Uh, Jax, I'm sorry.
Honestly,
I should've known better.
Bye, Lindy.
Ahhh!
Oh, that was close.
Chug, chug, chug, chug.
Chug, chug, chug!
Oh, for the love of God.
Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug!
Hey, you good?
Yeah, I'm good.
Okay, because you just flashed
that guy.
Interesting coming from you.
Okay, we really need to talk
actually about what happened...
Whatever.
And I'm... okay.
In the middle of a game
right now, you know.
You're doing really good, too.
- Okay.
- Oh, bye.
Uh, ocupado.
I... I feel like you're using me.
Why don't you just wanna fuck?
Stop. Stop. This is weird.
What? Wh... what do you mean?
This just feels fucked up.
Okay, what's wrong?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I just... I gotta go.
Hey, I'm so... I didn't!
Wait, you forgot your shirt!
Right, here!
Oh...
Oh, okay.
I don't have a uterus or vagina.
I know.
Like, I can't have sex
without like fixing it.
Well, huh, I can, sorta.
I tried to make Chad fuck me,
so I don't have to make a
vagina by myself.
Okay.
Ah, well, I'm gonna let you
unpack all of
that,
uh, but I'm gonna get going.
Bye.
Just don't puke, okay.
Someone's phone is
in a random boot over here.
I took your phone
and your laptop.
Can I have my phone back?
Nope.
Evidently, you don't know
how to use it.
I almost called
the friggin' police!
I'm really sorry, okay.
I mean, like,
I was just playing beer pong
and I drank too much.
Yeah, you did.
Seriously, you can't get
that drunk!
That's how girls get raped!
If that's even a possibility.
Hey, yes!
Jesus Christ!
You're being a real asshole!
Vivian hooked up with Adam.
She told me.
What?
She came by looking
for you the other day.
She said you refused
to talk to her.
And so she needed somebody
to talk to.
And she talked to you?
Not everybody hates talking
to me.
Look, didn't you sort of
end things with him?
Come on, you're gonna throw
away a good friendship
for some guy whose cheekbones
could cut granite?
Hi.
Hi.
So, why didn't you tell me?
Tell you what?
About like,
not being able to have sex.
What?
Like, you don't have a vagina
or something.
How... How do you know that?
Like a couple of people
texted me about it,
but I mean,
I didn't really understand.
Like obviously,
you have a vagina.
Umm, uh, no... sort of.
Okay, um...
This is none of anyone's
business, okay?
- Okay.
- Even if it were true...
Oh, okay...
Um... Um, I mean okay.
Okay, you... you must have told
someone, right?
Wait. Okay, so who were you
hanging out with?
Was it like, that...
Was it that guy at the party?
Wait, Lind... Lindy!
Wait, Lindy!
Mom! Mom, I really need my
phone, okay.
Hon... honey, what's wrong?
I just really need you
to get my phone, okay.
Okay, okay!
You know, I'll get it.
Can you just tell me
what's wrong?
Can you give the fucking phone?
Please, I need the phone.
- Here you go.
- Why'd you put in the oven?
Oh my God, pick up, pick up.
Yeah?
Did I tell you anything,
like personal last night?
Oh God.
Uh, I took mushrooms last
night, Lindy.
Did you tell anyone?
- I'm so sorry, I might have.
- I um, I was really wasted.
I'm sorry, Lindy.
I... I... I...
Oh honey, oh honey...
Please leave me.
I can't...
Oh fuck!
Brought you some tea.
People know.
Honey.
Can I show you something?
Mm-hmm.
I hate this, too.
Does it hurt?
Not anymore.
But hiding it does... a lot.
I'm so sorry you had
to go through that alone.
I wasn't alone.
I wasn't alone.
Hey.
Hi.
You doing okay?
Yeah.
Okay. Well, I just want you
to know
that I'm here if you wanna talk.
But I also totally get it
if you don't.
Thank you.
Hey,
good luck at the meet today.
Thanks.
I'm actually pretty nervous.
I like, already threw up today
and
my mom's gone
on this business trip,
so... whatever.
You deserve it.
Thanks.
See you later.
Hey, um... take this.
And this.
Can you smell me?
No.
- Bye.
- Bye.
She can't have sex.
Next up, we have the nationl
qualifying women 100-meter
sprint.
Go, Viv!
That's your girl?
So, how's it going
with you, man?
You guys alright?
To the starting line, pleas.
You getting pussy.
Oh my God. Okay, it's starti.
On your marks.
Get set.
Well done, Bitch!
Whoo!
Yes! I did it!
Go Viv!
No one believed in baby girl.
Which is the nickname
that I gave myself.
But she won.
Thank you.
Hey.
Oh, thank you.
Congratulations.
You were so amazing.
You crushed it.
And you lookin' super fine
in those shorts.
Um, can you like not right now?
It's not about the shorts, Doug.
Whoa, you and your friend with
no pussy getting all testy?
Shut the fuck up, Doug.
Makes sense why Adam would try
to fuck you instead.
Bro, what the fuck?
What the fuck is wrong with
you, bro?
Goddammit, man.
Don't fucking say
shit like that, man.
I wasn't trying to fuck her.
Lindy!
I just need to be alone
right now.
Lindy, Lindy, fuck those guys!
I told them it was me.
I was like, she was at the drunk
at the party
and obviously, whoever you told
didn't know that you were
talking about me.
What, wait? You guys had sex.
You and Doug.
Nope, we didn't.
I've never had sex
I literally lied.
What? Why?
I don't know.
I just like chickened out.
And I liked that you thought
it was cool, and that like,
I knew something that you
didn't for once.
And also I think
my labia are too long.
Your labia are fine.
Probably.
- Really?
- Yeah.
I can check for you if you want.
Thanks.
And like, also just so you know,
like Adam did come to my house
and he came to ask about you.
And like,
he was weirdly like crying
and like hugging me,
and it was like really random
and he got like,
super hot last summer,
and I fucked up
and I did kiss him.
Which was really fucked up
of me.
And I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry.
- No, I'm sorry.
I'm like, seriously sorry.
Let's go.
Okay.
Why are we like walking
with a purpose right now?
And why are you breathing
like that?
It's not Vivian who has
no pussy.
What?
If you wanna know,
I have a birth condition
where I was born
with some things missing,
which frankly the details
of which
are none
of your fucking business.
I actually have had sex.
'Cause you know what?
There's more to it
than shoving your half hard
dick into someone's vagina.
Yeah.
Most of you don't even know
where a clit is.
Dougie, I bet you've never
even made a girl cum.
Okay, whatever.
Hi, uh, can anyone raise
their hand
if Doug has made them cum?
You've never made me cum, ever.
I'm literally so fucking tired
of hurting myself
to make room in my life
and my literal vagina for...
everyone but myself.
You can all post a little TikTok
of this epic meltdown
or cancel me
or whatever you wanna do.
This is all my worst nightmare,
so uh, now I'm free I guess.
Bye!
- Yeah, bitch!
- Later! Yeah!
Whoo, fly free.
Okay, that was fucking amazing.
What now?
I really hurt someone
and I have to apologize.
So, are you gonna tell me
why you're doing this
or...
We hooked up and then I wouldn't
kiss them in person,
because I was embarrassed
what people would think.
I acted like a complete dick.
And they're so fucking awesome.
So, did you apologize to them?
I texted them.
This has been the worst
fucking few months of my life.
I didn't want to be alive
anymore.
Phew.
I'm pissed and sad
I can't have a kid.
I'm pissed I can't complain
about my period
and ask some girl
to give me a tampon
and have her smile
in that like, knowing way.
I'm pissed at the lady
at the grocery store
that had a shirt that said,
"Anything you can do,
I can do bleeding."
I'm pissed my mom can't control
anything in her life,
but me.
I'm pissed I don't have a dad
to tell me
some guy is gonna call me
his "princess"
or some toxic shit like that.
Like, how do you even grieve
something
you've never even had
in the first place you know?
It was like my body betrayed me,
so I was just gonna
betray it back.
I was like, okay, sorry.
I'm sorry.
- It's okay.
- Fuck, I didn't know.
I know.
You're gonna squeeze
my head off.
Sorry, I just love you.
Let's go.
Let's go, princess.
Hi Lindy, I'm Doctor Aranda.
Nice to see you again.
Hi.
Dr. Doheny has the flu,
so I'm filling in.
I was reading your chart
and it looks like
you were diagnosed
with MRKH a few months ago,
and started using dilators
right away,
is that correct?
Yeah.
I also read in your chart
that you wanted
a surgical consultation.
Okay.
Well, I'm not sure
what your conversations
with Dr. Doheny were,
but there's no rush
with any of these options,
if they're even what you want
to be doing, okay?
I could do a pelvic exam
to see how the dilation
has been going
or we can pick it up
another time.
Uh, actually, another time
would be great.
Thank you.
Sounds good.
And just so you know,
nothing about you
needs to be fixed.
Can you pass on a message
to Dr. Doheny for me?
Of course.
You look good!
Thanks.
What are you doing?
Sorry,
like do you have perfume on?
Yes. Is it too much?
No, you smell really good.
I have a date.
You're gonna have the best time.
I hope he makes you feel
like the hottest...
Goth bitch that you already are.
You're a MILF.
I'm a MILF?
I'm a MILF.
Yeah, you are.
Bye.