Forgive and Forget (2000) Movie Script
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Now, John, you knew that Carl wouldn't be at that party, didn't you?
Yeah, but I've...
And you have already admitted that you quite fancied her.
Look, if you're trying to make out like I planned it, then you're wrong.
I wouldn't do that.
Okay, so you're saying it just happened?
Yeah, I didn't think. I was pissed.
Drunk. So was she.
But, John, she was Carl's girlfriend.
And...
So you'll blame Susie?
She could have stopped if she'd wanted.
So could John.
John was legless, wasn't he?
Okay, come on, guys. Where do we go from here?
What about Susie?
Are you prepared to give her another chance?
What about John?
You were bang out of order.
But I can't be today, I could be tomorrow.
The more I see, the more I know, the more I know.
But a mate's a mate, right?
There you have it, ladies and gentlemen.
Carl has promised to forgive and forget.
- Oh, you're out of this.
- Oh, come on.
- Yes!
- Come on!
- Come on, Dad.
- Oh, come on.
See that control, that is.
- Will you two please play quietly?
Can't hear myself read.
- I used to dazzle teams with skills like that.
Right.
- Yes, it won't.
- Oh, I see the bags of cement
with more balance than that.
Come on.
- Oh, you're a lot!
- Come on, come on.
Oh, very good.
Very good.
Right, let's have a shot, you know, man.
Come on, come on.
- Oh!
- Get out of it.
- Oh, jeez.
He's bald.
He's fat.
He's an ugly Celtic twat.
Mike O'Neill.
Right, come on.
Come on.
Let us have you.
Come in, you mate.
Did you see that, did you?
Michael.
What?
Stop bullying the boy.
Bullying, Ruth?
My God, have you seen the bloody size of him?
If you want to kick people about, do us at work.
Yeah, Dad, do it at work.
I'm trying to teach him the finest skills of soccer.
Ah.
Someone's at the door.
Well, go and answer it.
Yeah, right.
I'm in my dressing gown.
David, will you answer the door, please, love?
If it's for me, I'm not in.
You didn't see it out, did you?
How you doing, alright?
Yeah, I'm alright.
Just got one of Dad's footballing lessons.
Ooh, here you go.
Still up for tonight?
I can't mate.
I've got to do something with Anna.
I promised her.
You know your mates are, don't you?
Oh, sorry, I forgot alright.
Where you going?
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry
Art exhibition.
Eh?
Art exhibition.
It's her mate. It's her best mate. What can I do?
You tosser.
Tell you what, mate, she has got you right there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Don't even like art?
Well, I've gained artistic appreciation, haven't I?
The nearest you get to painting is a tin of gloss.
Listen, do you want to come? You might learn something.
Nah, it's not in my bag, mate.
I'm gonna go and get pissed with me real mates.
Fair enough.
We sure lost, mate.
Lonely women, beer, nice art.
More do you want? No?
No, I'll give it a swerve.
All right. At least I tried. See you tomorrow, yeah?
- What's that? - What?
Tanners. Her mum and dad bought it for her.
I'll tell you what, she's done half shift.
- It's pink. - It's not pink.
It's Cerise.
Anyway, it's not mine.
What's happened to the minute?
Knackered.
You're having a laugh, aren't you?
It's a nice colour for you.
Thank you.
At last, someone with taste.
Is school all right, Gabs?
Mm-hmm.
Can I help you, Gabby?
I wanted to ask the architect
help with my computer project.
Well, we're talking about motors.
Little girls not included.
Go on, sting you up.
See you, Theo.
See you, Gabs.
Toss, sir.
Lardos.
- I'll see you tomorrow. - Yeah.
Do you want a lift?
You're gonna have to have a talk about this, you know that, don't you?
See you later, darling.
Oi, ease up, you wanker.
I'm gonna get Anna onto you.
She was cross-country champion at school, apparently.
I thought they didn't do any running at public school.
They just played a wanky game with nets.
What, lacrosse?
Yeah.
She got one of those really posh voices?
No, I told you, she's a jock.
She's got a sexy voice, though, yeah.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Christ knows what she sees in you.
I reckon you're jealous because I'm getting a regular shag and you're not.
Oh, yeah.
Double gutted.
Non-stop shagathon, mate.
You've had one.
You've had them all.
Nah.
That's different.
Especially when you're in love.
You had enough.
Listen, you're not in the car here?
Yeah, why?
Well, you couldn't drop us off at Anna's on the way, could you?
Be your best mate.
Yeah.
That's it.
- Yeah, it's not messy, look, is it? - The flight's nice, though.
Listen, are you starting for a beer later or what?
We'll miss it for the world, mate. She's well up for it.
- All right, you take it easy, yeah? - Yep.
Laters.
Hannah?
Anne?
Hannah?
Boo!
What are you doing here?
- Out of usual.
Shag, shower, sandwich.
- This is becoming a bit of a habit.
I didn't know you'd moved in.
Oh, don't be silly, it's a nice habit.
I'm sorry.
Hey,
Ugly bastard he was, weren't he?
Oh, right pig.
So anyway, she's only trying to get rid of him
so I can bang her back at her my house.
What's that? One pig for another?
Oh, she was all right.
She had naughty tits.
Not a handful, late-mart-a-pinch.
She was all right, though, wasn't she, Paul?
Yeah, she was all right.
She looks a bit like Tony Adams.
I'd have shagged her.
The way you two talk about women is bad.
You know that, hmm?
Oh, yeah, listen to Mr. Sensitive.
That woman's done your head in, Colton.
She'll have you hiding her niggers next, mate.
Don't say I ain't wrong, yeah.
Don't go there, boys. Don't go there.
You know my woman is brimming.
She cooks me the good food and gives me the good ting,
you know what I'm saying?
Whereas you two would rather shag someone
that looks like an Arsenal defender.
Well, I rest my case.
Wait, John, we need more slot. Come on, man.
What was this bird's name, by the way?
Chelsea.
It was Arsenal.
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Forever, forever, forever.
What's his problem?
What am I, effing psychic?
I can't work without my music, man.
Yeah, you do shaital anyway.
A chimp could do your job, Carlton.
What's he just called me?
Ain't no need for that.
What are you on about?
What'd you say?
You what?
You.
Calling Carlton a chimp.
In my book, you might as well call him a bloody jungle bunny.
No, no, I didn't mean it like that.
It's an expression, that's all. I was just...
Ah, you wankers!
Is anyone working here?
All right, boss. Mr Sayer.
Hiya, lads.
You, get David for me.
Dave!
You sorted out the steels for the Scalagon?
Yeah, sometime next week.
Oh, that's smashing.
All right, then. Get your asses back into gear.
Come on, move it.
See you, boss.
We'll have to replace the flashing report.
Oh, that's smashing.
He's such a bender.
Have you noticed how he's always looking at our bollocks when he talks to you?
Oh, yeah. He's going to need a big pair of binoculars to see yours, isn't he?
Yeah, well at least I've got some.
Well that's what your beard saw me last night.
Oh! Jolly Big Boss! Come on!
You know, I told you not to mention my own missus!
You've got to come back, my man. You're going to come back.
Jason, we're so big, bossy!
Fly around in the sky
Mmm.
There is a shitload of money in computers.
Do you reckon you'll stick it here, mate?
You'll be the first if you do it.
What if I'm gonna stick that at college, mate?
I can stink anything to be hard.
You make it, won't you?
Yeah.
He says if he doesn't, I'll have to kill him.
You can't argue with a psychopath, can ya?
Listen, mate.
Beers, I need a piss.
He's so sweet when he's pissed.
Hello.
Yeah.
He's so in the right.
Theo's a lucky bloke.
What?
I think he's lucky to have pulled a bird like you.
Yeah, you're good for him. He seems more settled.
Things are good with us.
You said that you lived with a gazer for a while.
Yeah.
Didn't work out?
No.
Why's that?
You broke my heart, that's why.
Theo wouldn't do that.
Let's hope so.
Anyway, he knows the deal.
What's that?
Well, monogamy.
Just one solid commitment.
You're not into that, eh?
Theo said...
Said what?
That you'd done the rounds.
So?
Don't be defensive. You've just not met the right person, that's all.
Well, like I say, some of us get a little luck.
Do another.
Just a Coke, I'm driving.
Oh, they're taken.
I don't see anyone.
- Well, they're coming back. - We'll wait.
Sorry, boys, we're sitting here.
- We're... - We're worth a ticket.
Piss, or...?
Oh, come on, leave it out.
Maybe you should get the bouts or something.
Look, it ain't funny.
Do I look like a comedian?
Anyway.
Oh, then, how are you boys?
Am I supposed to be scared? Are you the little tossers busy?
What do you want?
Wait, mate. What? What?
Eh? Want some?
Come on, Steve. This ain't worth it, mate. Come on.
Say sorry.
Say sorry, Steve.
Sorry, Bengt.
Good man.
See you later.
You all right, mate?
Hey.
You all right?
Yeah.
I can't believe they let wankers like that in here.
Yeah, we'd have messed with the wrong geezer this time, didn't we?
Do you want another one?
No.
No, I'm going to go.
What about the club?
No, I don't fancy it.
Tell her.
- Yeah, I might. - Yeah, see ya.
Come on, mate.
Spend your house.
# Wish that you were here #
# Down amongst the dust #
# Need someone to help me #
# You need someone to trust #
There's something in these tears
Turning me to rust
I need someone to help me
You need someone to touch
Give me one more try
And I'll come flaking back to you
Just when you think it's over
Just when you think it's done
- Hey, Tommy.
I'm feeling better.
I was spinning.
I feel that bearing split.
Can I ask you something?
I don't think I can, babe.
Not that.
Look, don't take this the wrong way, OK?
Hmm?
I really like David, but...
But what?
Has he ever lost his temper with you?
With me? Ridiculous.
Hang on, what do you think, David?
- That is some sort of head case or something.
- That's not what I said.
- Yeah, that's what you're thinking now, isn't it?
- Oh, don't be like this.
I know it's your friend.
- Hang on, hang on.
He's not my friend.
He's my best friend.
I mean, I don't know whether you think he's unstable or what,
but he's not, he's just protective.
He just cares about me, that's all.
- I know.
- But what?
Listen, when my dad died, David was there.
If I got bullied at school or anything,
David was always there.
If I need anything, he's always there.
This is what I'm trying to say.
You're with me now.
Yeah, but he's my mate. Do you understand that?
He's my mate.
I don't know what your...
poncy school chums are like.
Don't start that.
Yeah, well, don't you start on him, then.
Okay.
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Going already?
You do not mind.
Your father's snowing.
Where have you been?
Out.
Out where?
Sighting about.
Are you being careful, love?
You can't be too careful.
I'm going to bed. Good night.
Sweet dreams.
Love you, Mum.
It's nothing out of it.
It's not straight, mate.
All right?
You're late. Part-time don't mean in your own time.
Sorry, mate. I was making up with Hannah.
Took longer than we thought.
You had an argument or something?
Yeah, sort of, yeah.
Go get some more glass, then.
- Hi, David.
- Hi.
Mr. Sands, all right?
- Coming on nicely?
- Yeah, yeah.
We should have it finished by today.
And the new ones are on my moon next.
- Well, the client is extremely pleased with the progress.
When this is finished, the beers are on me.
Oh, and I've got the plans for the Belvedere.
So.
Alex!
Jimmy Staple.
I need Carlton to do that next time.
Oi!
See? I told you he fancied you.
You two girlies were having a nice little chat.
You know what? I said he wanted to shake me.
Oh, dirty bastard.
I said I fancied you. Oi!
Come here, boy!
Come here!
Where are you?
Where are you?
Where are you?
Where are you?
Where are we?
Are we all right?
Are you off the sand or not?
Come on, get him.
Come on, get him.
I am somewhere in the middle.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
We'll have to replace the flashing paper
before we put in the new glass.
It'll take, er, a couple of days to fit the new framework.
Yeah, I can see where it's at.
I can't believe the bloody surveillance happened.
- Ah, well. - Excuse me.
Hello?
I'll be back in a minute.
Yes, speaking.
Well, what's it regarding, please?
What the hell is going on here?
Just having laughter.
You're a bunch of schoolboys. What if he sees you?
You might like it.
I do not give a toss if he is a Mongolian sheepshagger.
He is the one that pays your wages, okay?
Now, just remember that.
Get some bloody work done before I lose my bloody temper.
Move it!
Yes, I understand that, and that's precisely why I ordered them four days ago.
I'm not disputing that.
- Look, I can't hear that, can't it? - No, no, you are not listening to me.
- Really. - We've got to...
- Michael, I'll speak to you tomorrow. - Yeah, yeah.
I know. You're not listening.
You, out.
So, he's a fool, okay? Who cares?
But you're my boy. The others can act like pricks,
but you're supposed to set an example.
Leave it out. Dad, you hate architects.
Oh, David. For weeks now, you've done nothing but mope around this place.
You use the house like you're some kind of bloody hotel.
I mean, what's got into you, boy?
Everybody is doing my head in. I'm fine.
Then shape up!
David, you're not a kid anymore.
I shouldn't have to be talking to you like this.
Bollocks.
And you get some bloody work done.
And speed that up.
- Yeah?
- You get off mate?
- What are you doing, I thought we finished.
- Yeah.
- Fancy a go?
- Put me on this?
- Hm.
- Yeah, you sure?
- Hm.
- Hit her mate.
- Get out mate.
All right.
Right.
Yeah? Yep.
Yep.
I saw you today, on the list I think it was
It's hard to say, people change so much
Compelled to look, but I hid my face
It's hard to trace these feelings
Gone so soon, the time I spend with you
Like an old old tune
Keeps running through my head
I wanted to say so many things
But my mouth went dry
And what was that cry
Yeah.
I'll help with that.
I'm moving in with Hannah.
We're gonna cohabit, as they say.
It's a bit sudden, isn't it, mate?
I've only known a girl five minutes.
I know, it's been six months.
Six months, four days.
Yeah, it's not that long, though, is it?
Well, what's that got to do with it?
Time doesn't come into it, does it?
So what are you telling me for?
Well, you're my mate. Of course I'm gonna tell you.
Well, that's that, isn't it? You're moving in, so...
Don't need my permission or nothing, do you? I'm not your dad.
What are you being like this for?
Like what?
You've always got to criticise, haven't you?
If it ain't me, it's her.
I mean, you don't like her car. You don't like her friends.
She can't do anything right, can she?
When have I ever said that?
You've got the hump 'cause I don't like her motor.
I like Hannah. She's nice.
Just that I worry about you, don't I?
Hannah's a lovely girl, I mean that.
But if you two break up, what then?
Oh, cheers. Well, be positive, why don't you?
No, if it all goes wrong, who gets the grief?
Dave, I'm sure about this.
And you know me, I'm never sure about anything.
Fine, fine, good. Just don't mess it up, mate.
I won't, mate. I won't.
Still reckon her car's a load of old toilet, don't they?
Do you want another?
Nah, I can't, mate. She's cooking for me tonight.
I'd better get off.
- I'll see you later. - Yeah.
Hang on, hang on.
Oh!
Oh, knackered.
Even Danny would be coming, move your arms.
- What other ones, boys? - Dave's just having a breather.
Oh, fuck!
Get out!
Yeah.
Careful!
Sorry.
Oh, that's for Danny.
I thought you said you were gonna whip him into shape.
I've given up. Life's too short.
I could murder a bit of...
Yeah.
What do you want?
Yeah.
Oh, don't be daft.
OK.
Got them well trained, Hannah.
Hmm.
Did you do these?
Yeah, last year.
What do you think?
Nice.
Nice.
You like that?
Yeah.
Yeah, I prefer photos.
They're more like real life.
Yeah, you caught the light really well there.
Maybe a plaster, but not thick.
That's my dad.
He loves to sleep.
You look nicer.
You took that.
Did he?
He's got a really good eye.
Better than mine.
He developed it himself.
Printed it, everything.
I never knew he did photography.
Yeah.
If he had a bit more drive, he could be a really good photographer.
She looks nice. Is she one of your mates?
She used to be.
It's Emma, Greg's sister.
Greg the X.
Well, yeah, less of an X, more of a Y.
So have you got a photo of him?
Well, I really like the picture.
Whatever I think about him doesn't change the way I feel about this photograph.
Well, I suppose it says you're over him, which is good.
What have I missed?
Nothing.
Talking bollocks about art.
Well, not you as well, mate.
Thanks.
Cheers for the help, Dave.
Yeah, thanks, Derek.
You're welcome.
Yeah, ease up, mate. She's not used to this.
I'm fine. What about you?
Hang on.
Now look, you go on.
Seriously.
Avert me cruciate ligament.
Go on.
Come on, Hannah.
Let's see what you got.
Come on, Anna!
So the affair had been going on some time.
Six months.
Carol, when did you start feeling that something was wrong?
Straight away.
It was strange. I knew they were somewhere else.
But I didn't believe it.
I was lying to myself.
We do that, don't we?
And then Jeff told you.
Yeah. It's like it was yesterday.
What were your emotions at that time?
I felt hurt, betrayed.
These are all very natural emotions.
I felt so isolated, alone.
Disconnected, really.
Like someone had died.
I wasn't mourning.
It wasn't just my husband. It was my best friend.
Hello?
Hi, Hannah. How are you doing? You all right?
Yeah, fine. You?
Yeah, yeah. Good.
- What's the idea? - He's in the shower.
Oh, that's 'cause I've been muting my friend's camera.
Bills and I'm sorry.
Ah, actually, we can't.
We're going round to a friend's for dinner tonight.
Yeah, all right. Um, OK, we'll tell him what the...
Yeah, I'll give him the message.
- All right, have a good one. - You too.
Cheers. Bye.
Tonk
Who was that?
Belinda.
Is she all right?
Just boyfriend trouble.
Don't tell me you're going to have to go on Consola.
Oh, no, it's not that bad.
Anyway, I want you all to myself tonight.
Well, I suppose you've got to pay the rent somehow, haven't you?
You do owe a lot of rent.
Oh, yeah.
Fuck off.
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# I'm waiting on
This stuff is the bollocks.
Steak anything at will.
This ain't gone.
This stuff is shite, mate.
It takes half the wall, is it, when you're taking it off?
Yeah, but it keeps dating for it, doesn't it?
Ain't that right, mate?
Yeah.
You're better off screwing it, guys.
It's technology, Carl.
Just a few years.
Do you want me to skip these, Dave?
What a little wanker.
Screw you.
Come back.
Add her back and I'll see her later.
All right.
So, Michelle, let her speak.
Michelle, can we have your side of the story first?
Well, I met Alan about a year ago at a company convention in Birmingham.
It's a bunch of...
What are you talking about? Cricket's got strategy and things, you know what I mean?
Don't laugh.
Football is shite.
Anyone with a brain cell can tell you that. Tell him.
You're such a wanker, Cole.
Dave, tell him.
Dave, throw him out, mate. Tell him football. Rubbish.
Leave him. He's watching that Ponzi programme again, isn't he?
He's seen the relationship even though you knew he was not...
I won't share it.
It's not only you're so bleating depressed, mate.
He's an answer to the prevention.
You've got to tell him about...
You've done it now. I'm just got the right hand, so...
Oh, dear, there's a first.
That's a little wind of a wolf, is there?
Do you have a light?
A light, please.
Thanks.
I haven't seen you here before.
That's because you haven't looked hard enough.
I normally work weekends.
I'll do the odd weekday here and there.
That'd be wider.
Do you work locally?
See you, boss.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, go on, lads. You take your time.
Fill your booch.
Sorry about it.
Don't worry about it. I'm used to it.
Can I get you another drink?
I've got a break in ten minutes.
Nah, I've got to get back.
Oh, come on.
Nah, me dad's a governor. Don't look good if I take the piss.
Another time, then, eh?
Yeah.
You can ring me.
All right.
How about you ring me?
- It's bad for us, not
AHHHHH!
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Oh, hi. Is Theo there, please?
Er, no, he's not. Who's this?
Oh, um, don't matter. Um, I might call later. Bye.
I feel I just want to sleep.
Yeah?
It's Theo.
Hello?
Shut up, will ya?
Hi, is Theo there?
Yeah, it is me. Who is it?
I just sound different on your phone.
Do I? Who is it?
It's Jackie.
Uh, Jackie?
I think you got the wrong number.
- Don't be silly, you're better.
- Listen, what the hell do you want?
- Oh, Christ, I'm sorry.
- What was all that about?
Hey, hey, I've got no idea who that was.
- Well, she bloody knows who you are.
I've got some work today.
Hannah.
We've got to sort this out.
Have we?
Look, we'll speak later, all right?
Just go. You'll be late.
I'm going to get it.
Cheer up, mate. Might never happen.
Piss off, Dave.
All right, mate. Don't get leery.
He's got a lot on me plate, mate. You know what I mean?
What's happened? You, uh, falling out with Hannah?
-
Aye, we all know why that is, don't we?
Here we go.
Listen, I've got nothing against immigrants, blacks.
I mean, Carlin's a good lad, but some of them...
Oh, you can shake your head, son.
But you wait till you've got children of your own.
Bloody perverts, homos, vandals, muggers.
Jesus, Michael, will you shut up?
I want grandchildren and you're putting them off.
I'm not saying don't have children.
701-8061
Ah, he's here
Theo
He's a sissy, that boy
It's about time he stood up on his own two feet
Could you come over?
I don't need to speak to you
Now, if you can
Are you serious?
No, I'll come over here.
She's just got the umpness, so she'll be back, mate.
Yeah, what if she's not, eh?
Of course she'll be back. This is a gaffe, innit?
Dave, I'm sorry, mate. You do not know her.
She's paranoid about me and other girls.
She's actually paranoid about it.
Well, it's that other geezer's fault, innit?
But she didn't mention what he...
He did.
Yeah.
That wanker.
He was banging a bird behind her back for a year.
I'm left with the damage now.
I mean, she can't trust anyone now.
I'm not surprised, mate.
But it's not like this Jackie bird said you were polling her.
Dave, I don't even know her sodding Jackie!
Look, mate, she'll think about it, she'll chill out, and then...
And then what?
Well, if she's got any sense, Theo...
She's got any sense? Where's the sense in this, mate?
There's no logic in this.
I can't handle this.
I can't even ring her.
I can't even speak to her.
She's turned the phone off.
You can't stay on your jacks, mate.
No, she might ring.
I mean, she must want to talk to me.
I can't go home. I'm not going home. I'm not having my mum taking the piss.
Mate, you're gaff.
No, I've got a better idea, mate.
Come on, it'll be a laugh.
Just like old times, eh?
Theo!
Cheer up, son. It's fine.
#
I'm gonna take it off me.
I do think so.
Cheer up.
Cheer up, you miserable bastard.
Come on, number four.
Come on, the lucky four.
Cheers, my lord. Thanks a lot.
I'll tell you what, this place is banged out with swords.
Cheer up, mate. Hannah is not going to kill you for having a beer.
Sorry, Mick.
Look, can we shoot off?
No. We need some coming.
Yeah.
- -
and talk to me.
What was your name?
So, I bet you're a Eurobon dealer or something.
I'm a plasterer.
Oh!
What's your name?
Caroline.
Nice to meet you.
It does, yeah.
And that's Nicky.
Theo.
You've got beautiful eyes.
They're sad, too.
Yeah.
What boy is that?
- I see Luke's. I see Luke's. - Yeah.
- Don't. - Don't.
- Uh... - Yeah.
- Dave. Dave. Can I have a word, mate?
Just be a minute.
- I think he just wants to make sure I'm not driving. - Don't be long, boys.
- Let's go. I'll wake up. Don't be stupid. You're in there.
Look, you stay if you want. I'm not interested.
Come on. Where's the arm?
I don't want any arm. I'm just not interested.
Don't be a wanker.
Huh.
Get the beers in. I'll go for a slush.
Look, come on.
We'll have a laugh of them. Then we'll mug them off.
No, no. Dave, oi!
chewing
sad
What the fuck are you doing, boy?
Your friend just left.
I hope you're staying.
Couldn't even get that right.
What's that?
Me big exit.
I got here, then remembered you had the sod in keys.
What's happened, mate?
It's all gone wrong.
Oh, come on, mate.
Just because you've had a row, it's not the end of the world.
Being a miserable bastard's not gonna help.
Oh, I'm sorry. I should be laughing, shouldn't I?
I'll tell you what.
I don't wanna cheer up.
I can't pretend that I'm having a good time.
'Cause I don't wanna be here. I wanna be with Hannah.
You don't understand, do you?
I do.
No, you don't.
- It's never happened to you. - How do you know?
I'll tell you why I know, cos you never stuck around with anyone long enough to find out.
So?
I still understand.
Yeah, all right, well...
Yeah, all right, you understand. It's... it's different.
I'm going to go.
No, you're all right, mate.
Do you remember when you set far to that deck chair?
Do you remember that?
You were off your head. What did you do that for? I can't remember.
'Cause you dared me.
Ha, ha, ha.
Ha.
Ah.
And the girls, do you remember the two girls?
Chin.
Chin.
Chin and lips.
Chin and lips.
Chin and lips.
This is Chin.
And this is me mate, lips.
Chin and lips.
We had a laugh that day, kid.
Well, we had more than a laugh, mate.
I tell you, I reckon that was the best day of me life.
music
discovery
Come here, they are.
Come here, they are.
I'll show you the day that it's not my fault
I'll show you the day that it's not my fault
Oh yeah.
Hey.
Come here.
I'll mix it all straight.
I've cooked.
Be ready in a minute.
Did you have a good weekend?
Will you talk to me please?
I don't want to talk about it. I just want to forget it, okay?
Fine.
If that's what you want, yeah?
I had a crap weekend since you ask.
What did you do?
Read the papers, worked on that shitty project.
You stayed in?
Good, I'm glad.
What did you expect me to do?
Dunno.
I rang you.
I went for a run.
You didn't see David?
Yeah.
Well, came over, we had a beer, yeah.
That's nice.
It's good to know that no matter what happens, you two can always bond.
Hannah, why are you being like this?
If you're going to blow me out, then...
please, just do it.
Because this...
This is cruel.
It's always about you, Theo.
I'm pissed off, OK?
I'm not going to hide it. I'm not going to bottle it up.
That's how I got into a mess the last time.
Yeah, and I understand that.
No, you don't!
I'm confused at the moment.
You confuse me.
Will you just tell me what you want?
I want to... I want to believe you, Theo.
I want to, but I can't.
You can't do it.
Oh, have a look.
I wouldn't mind spanking her.
Oi, boys, have a look at this saw.
- Give us a kiss. - Shit.
Hi, love. What's your name?
Hello, love. Can I help you?
- Looking for David? - For Dave?
Yeah, hang on.
- Dave? - She'll be like a meaner, mate.
- Dave? - Some birdie to see you.
- You're lovely, aren't you?
What's she look like?
I don't know. She's a bird. She's got dark hair.
Yeah?
Nice smile.
- All right? - All right.
Oh, come down.
Sorry about them. They're harmless.
Theo's not here today. He's at college.
Yeah, no, I just thought we might have some lunch.
If you're worried about me and Theo, don't.
It's fine.
Well, you've sorted it out, have you?
Yeah, well, there's nothing to sort out, really.
So you coming?
Pop across the road?
Um, I've got a lot on.
Come on, David, I don't bite.
All right.
I'll have it in here.
I've got a pet lunch.
Oi!
Tossers.
Lunch.
Your mum makes a nice lunch.
Don't you stop.
You're allowed to take the pissing off.
So, did you and Theo have a nice weekend?
Yeah.
It was pretty gutted, though.
Did I tell you what happened?
That's none of my business, is it?
Just curious.
Still, I expect he felt better getting out.
Yeah.
I thought you'd be pissed off.
Why?
I don't know. It was my idea.
I just thought he might take his mind off things a bit.
And did it?
Yeah.
Brighton's always a love. Yeah.
No, thanks.
I have to go.
Sure?
Yeah.
-
-
-Hana?
You lied to me, Theo.
Lied when?
Brighton, Theo.
Brighton.
Big place near the sea, where you went at the weekend.
You talked to David?
I saw badly, Theo.
I mean, I know all the tricks.
I've had plenty of experience.
I can't believe he told you that.
Oh, don't be angry at precious David.
He thought I knew anyway.
Why didn't you just tell me?
Honestly, honestly.
And I...
I didn't even want to go.
What, he forced you?
Yeah.
Look, er...
I'm gonna go to my mum and dad's for a few days.
Oh, I can't believe this.
Let me finish.
Hang on, hang on. How can you be so fucking calm?
Just let me fucking finish.
I'm going to my mum and dad's for a few days and I want you to move out.
I just...
I need time to re-evaluate our relationship.
Re- what does that mean?
It's not a... It's not an experiment.
I just need time to think about things.
Oh. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I care about you so much. I didn't... I didn't mean... I'm sorry.
It's not as easy as that deal.
I don't trust you anymore.
I love you, but I don't trust you.
- We love each other. - No, it's not enough.
I'll tell you what.
Let's forget about all that, um, re-evaluating shit, shall we?
It's over.
That's what you want to say, isn't it?
And you talk to me about lying.
The truth. You want the truth.
That's a joke, that is.
You've only got one kind of truth, and that's your own.
One guy, one guy blows you out, and that's it, isn't it?
We're all tainted.
Let's face it, Anna. Let's face it, you're fucked up.
Thank you, Theo.
For what?
For making it easy.
- Hi. - What?
I'll take it.
Theo?
Theo?
Theo!
V?
Leo?
Theo?
Where the bloody hell have you been?
Dad's well pissed off with you, mate.
He was counting on you this week.
Why didn't you drink?
Theo?
It's your fault.
Just one thing, and you wouldn't let me have that, would you?
Doesn't fit into your world and that's it, innit?
No, you don't know what you're talking about, mate.
Where the fuck did you have to tell her?
You never did like her, did you?
She's piss off.
What's happened, mate?
Well, after you told her we went to Brighton, she left me.
It's as simple as that, mate.
No, she knew already. She told me.
She didn't know, Davey. What do you think I'm gonna tell her?
I'm sorry, mate.
I don't know what I'm blaming you for.
It's not your fault, is it?
Oh, God.
You know, all she wanted from me was the truth.
That's it. Nothing else.
You know what, it would have been easier if I had shagged somebody,
'cause then I'd have guilt or something.
I just feel nothing.
Nothing.
You know, it's like when me dad died.
Well, that's... that's... that's how I...
Leo, don't, mate.
that you'll get over it. We'll get through it.
I just want her back, mate.
Come on, son, we'll go out and have a beer.
Come on, we'll get Cain. Dave, Dave.
How do you tell somebody that you love them?
Eh? No, I mean, I mean, I mean, really love them.
How?
'Cause...
Well, I guess you just tell them, didn't you?
And hope that they believe you.
But I tell you what, mate.
It doesn't work.
It really doesn't work.
But how do you tell somebody?
I don't know, mate.
I don't know.
Wow.
After everything that's happened, to ask her to come back home,
That must have been a very difficult thing to do, Jerry.
I did it for the children.
Well, what about you?
And for myself.
I didn't want to throw eight years away because of a mistake.
Okay, now I know this is the obvious question,
but do you still trust Evelyn?
I think so.
I know she loves me.
If I thought she'd do it again, I wouldn't have taken her back.
David?
Okay, well, we've heard about...
What's up, ta?
What's wrong, love?
Your dad and I are worried.
Nothing.
Fine.
You know you can tell me.
I'm sorry.
me anything. I'm always here. Thanks. I remember that now. You make sure that you do. Oh. I
forgot to tell you. I met Tom yesterday. Who? Do you remember Tom? You were at school with
him. Little red haired fella. Oh yeah. Such a shame. He was a lovely boy. Why? What's
Painted on him. Pierced everywhere.
I think he's queer.
Yeah.
OK, I'm going.
Night, love.
Good night.
Evelyn's affair and the breakup of the marriage.
We've heard about the pain and the sorrow that it caused.
Gerry, are you willing to forgive and forget?
I am.
Fantastic.
David's got a tummy ache.
He's a grown man, Ruth. He doesn't get tummy aches.
Want some tea?
No, no, thanks.
He's not well, Michael, so don't be hard on him.
Well, somebody should be.
He lives under my roof.
It's about time that boy bucked up his ideas.
I'm getting sick of him in these moods,
and I'm getting fed up with you sticking up for him all the time.
Well, maybe if you just talked to him instead of shouted at him all the time.
I've tried.
Every time I do, he throws a wobbler.
Oh, come on, I'll drive you to work.
Maybe I should stay at home.
Is this a joke?
Yeah.
Yeah. How do you know that?
What do you mean you can't tell me?
All right.
Yeah, well, no, it's not a problem.
Yeah, okay, just a minute.
Hang on, are you sure this is not a joke?
Thank you very much, Debbie and Michael.
Thank you.
Good luck with the baby.
So, today on Forgive and Forget,
the things we should have said.
What the bloody hell is going on?
I don't know.
Do you know how much bloody work I've got out there?
Michael, David said on the phone he wanted you to see it.
Come on, Dad, it's started.
Please welcome Theo.
Make him feel welcome, everyone.
This better be good.
If he's undrunked...
Michael, just watch us, will you please?
Right, well, I suppose you wonder why you've been invited here.
Um, yeah.
Well, as we told you, there is somebody who cares very deeply about you
and has something important they want to tell you.
Have you any idea who this person is?
I think so, yeah.
Oh, good, because the suspense is killing me.
Would our next guest please come in?
Hi, please.
Would you like to introduce yourself?
David O'Neill.
Relax, David. We're all friends here.
Theo, don't think you were expecting this, were you?
No.
David and Theo have been friends for 14 years.
David is a plasterer and Theo is a mature student.
David, I believe you've got something that you'd like to say to Theo, is that right?
Yes.
Well, in your own time.
Theo, the other day you were saying how you felt lost and alone because Hannah left.
But, you know, I just want to say that...
that I love you.
You know, I love you.
Because when you started seeing Hannah, you...
I thought that I'd lost you.
But now she's gone and I'm here.
I just want you to know that...
everything's gonna be all right.
'Cause, remember when you were at school,
how you said you felt alone and you didn't really fit in and...
We're the same, you and me.
We're the same.
David, tell us.
Tell Theo.
Tell your family.
There's no easy way to say this, mate.
Mum, I'm really sorry that I couldn't tell you.
I'm gay.
David, um...
I know how hard it must have been to admit that.
Theo, is there anything you'd like to say?
Say something, mate.
It's not every day you find out your best mates are queer.
Um.
Sorry, I wasn't, um...
I really wasn't expecting this, sorry.
I don't know what to say, mate.
So we're still mates then?
Yeah.
Well, thank you to all my guests for having the courage to come onto the show.
I'm sure we all wish them well in the future.
So, see you.
Go to your room, Gabby.
There's your tall girl!
David, that was incredibly brave. Thank you so much.
We normally have a drink after the show, so, you know, when you're ready, do join us.
Sally?
Could you?
How's it going?
Do you fancy that beer?
You really don't know what you've done, dear.
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I'm sorry.
I'll go.
I want you to leave. Get yourself set up.
Get yourself sorted out.
See a doctor, have counselling.
Whatever. I don't know.
Just do it.
Don't speak to your mother again.
You're upset her enough.
You understand?
We don't hate you, son.
Well, maybe it's our fault.
It's just that...
It's just that we don't understand all this.
That's all.
I don't want to speak again about this ever.
Like I said, just go away and get this...
this thing out your head.
And we'll see what we'll see.
Okay?
David?
David?
David?
Let him go, Ruth.
He's our son.
David?
David?
Let him go.
Did your mum and dad know?
Fuck me, I bet your dad went ballistic, didn't he?
Why now?
When is there a right time, Theo?
What am I for... am I supposed to feel sorry or something?
I just... I just felt really tired.
And with Hannah out the way, you just thought you could just move right in, yeah?
Bit of a coincidence, that, isn't it, Dave?
Hannah leaves me and then you suddenly decide to tell the world that you're gay.
After that long in the closet, mate, you do not do that without a reason.
- That wasn't the reason. - I know. I know what it was, mate. I know!
I just want you to admit it!
You stitched me up, didn't you?
Leave it out of here, please.
A few days ago, right, I'm in a pub and I see Paul.
And he tells me...
that the barmaid has been asking after me.
That's who rang Hannah, wasn't it?
That's why you told her we went to Brighton, innit?
Look at me!
Look at me and tell me that that's not true.
Go on, tell me a mate wouldn't do that.
I did it for you.
No, you did it for you.
I trusted you.
I stuck up for you.
All that time that I was tearing myself apart,
you were laughing at me.
No, no, no, I weren't laughing.
I'll tell you what hurts, mate.
I'll tell you what really, really cuts me.
Me and you.
All these years.
What are these years you've lied to me?
Well, I know what you want now.
What?
I know what you want.
How was that, mate, eh?
Was that love?
You're a freak.
You're a fucking arsebender.
Oh, you little fucker.
Come on, then.
Come on, let me.
Come on.
How'd you do it, Dave, eh?
How'd you do it?
Nice little arrangement, that, wasn't it?
You got me, your best mate,
and then occasionally you sneak out for a little dirty, pervy secret night out.
Did you think about me on them nights out? Did you, you fucking queer?
Here you go.
Look, it doesn't...
Whatever I am, mate, it doesn't mean...
You're still my best mate, aren't you?
Come on, you need me here. You always have done.
Bring her out.
I'm just gonna let it go.
I mean, you taught me that, Dave, didn't you?
You taught me that. What do you think? I'm gonna let it go!
Where are you going? I thought you was hard. I thought you was hard.
I thought you was hard.
Come on!
Come on, prove me you ain't queer!
You just don't get it, do you, Theo?
I love you.
I love you.
Leo!
Friends forever.
You and me.
That's what we said.
This has been the best day of my life.
Something deep inside
I'm hanging on the wire
For love I'll never find
Desert through the fire, yeah
Just to catch a flame
Just to get close to me
Just close enough to tell you that
You do something to me
Something deep inside
you
Now, John, you knew that Carl wouldn't be at that party, didn't you?
Yeah, but I've...
And you have already admitted that you quite fancied her.
Look, if you're trying to make out like I planned it, then you're wrong.
I wouldn't do that.
Okay, so you're saying it just happened?
Yeah, I didn't think. I was pissed.
Drunk. So was she.
But, John, she was Carl's girlfriend.
And...
So you'll blame Susie?
She could have stopped if she'd wanted.
So could John.
John was legless, wasn't he?
Okay, come on, guys. Where do we go from here?
What about Susie?
Are you prepared to give her another chance?
What about John?
You were bang out of order.
But I can't be today, I could be tomorrow.
The more I see, the more I know, the more I know.
But a mate's a mate, right?
There you have it, ladies and gentlemen.
Carl has promised to forgive and forget.
- Oh, you're out of this.
- Oh, come on.
- Yes!
- Come on!
- Come on, Dad.
- Oh, come on.
See that control, that is.
- Will you two please play quietly?
Can't hear myself read.
- I used to dazzle teams with skills like that.
Right.
- Yes, it won't.
- Oh, I see the bags of cement
with more balance than that.
Come on.
- Oh, you're a lot!
- Come on, come on.
Oh, very good.
Very good.
Right, let's have a shot, you know, man.
Come on, come on.
- Oh!
- Get out of it.
- Oh, jeez.
He's bald.
He's fat.
He's an ugly Celtic twat.
Mike O'Neill.
Right, come on.
Come on.
Let us have you.
Come in, you mate.
Did you see that, did you?
Michael.
What?
Stop bullying the boy.
Bullying, Ruth?
My God, have you seen the bloody size of him?
If you want to kick people about, do us at work.
Yeah, Dad, do it at work.
I'm trying to teach him the finest skills of soccer.
Ah.
Someone's at the door.
Well, go and answer it.
Yeah, right.
I'm in my dressing gown.
David, will you answer the door, please, love?
If it's for me, I'm not in.
You didn't see it out, did you?
How you doing, alright?
Yeah, I'm alright.
Just got one of Dad's footballing lessons.
Ooh, here you go.
Still up for tonight?
I can't mate.
I've got to do something with Anna.
I promised her.
You know your mates are, don't you?
Oh, sorry, I forgot alright.
Where you going?
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry
Art exhibition.
Eh?
Art exhibition.
It's her mate. It's her best mate. What can I do?
You tosser.
Tell you what, mate, she has got you right there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Don't even like art?
Well, I've gained artistic appreciation, haven't I?
The nearest you get to painting is a tin of gloss.
Listen, do you want to come? You might learn something.
Nah, it's not in my bag, mate.
I'm gonna go and get pissed with me real mates.
Fair enough.
We sure lost, mate.
Lonely women, beer, nice art.
More do you want? No?
No, I'll give it a swerve.
All right. At least I tried. See you tomorrow, yeah?
- What's that? - What?
Tanners. Her mum and dad bought it for her.
I'll tell you what, she's done half shift.
- It's pink. - It's not pink.
It's Cerise.
Anyway, it's not mine.
What's happened to the minute?
Knackered.
You're having a laugh, aren't you?
It's a nice colour for you.
Thank you.
At last, someone with taste.
Is school all right, Gabs?
Mm-hmm.
Can I help you, Gabby?
I wanted to ask the architect
help with my computer project.
Well, we're talking about motors.
Little girls not included.
Go on, sting you up.
See you, Theo.
See you, Gabs.
Toss, sir.
Lardos.
- I'll see you tomorrow. - Yeah.
Do you want a lift?
You're gonna have to have a talk about this, you know that, don't you?
See you later, darling.
Oi, ease up, you wanker.
I'm gonna get Anna onto you.
She was cross-country champion at school, apparently.
I thought they didn't do any running at public school.
They just played a wanky game with nets.
What, lacrosse?
Yeah.
She got one of those really posh voices?
No, I told you, she's a jock.
She's got a sexy voice, though, yeah.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Christ knows what she sees in you.
I reckon you're jealous because I'm getting a regular shag and you're not.
Oh, yeah.
Double gutted.
Non-stop shagathon, mate.
You've had one.
You've had them all.
Nah.
That's different.
Especially when you're in love.
You had enough.
Listen, you're not in the car here?
Yeah, why?
Well, you couldn't drop us off at Anna's on the way, could you?
Be your best mate.
Yeah.
That's it.
- Yeah, it's not messy, look, is it? - The flight's nice, though.
Listen, are you starting for a beer later or what?
We'll miss it for the world, mate. She's well up for it.
- All right, you take it easy, yeah? - Yep.
Laters.
Hannah?
Anne?
Hannah?
Boo!
What are you doing here?
- Out of usual.
Shag, shower, sandwich.
- This is becoming a bit of a habit.
I didn't know you'd moved in.
Oh, don't be silly, it's a nice habit.
I'm sorry.
Hey,
Ugly bastard he was, weren't he?
Oh, right pig.
So anyway, she's only trying to get rid of him
so I can bang her back at her my house.
What's that? One pig for another?
Oh, she was all right.
She had naughty tits.
Not a handful, late-mart-a-pinch.
She was all right, though, wasn't she, Paul?
Yeah, she was all right.
She looks a bit like Tony Adams.
I'd have shagged her.
The way you two talk about women is bad.
You know that, hmm?
Oh, yeah, listen to Mr. Sensitive.
That woman's done your head in, Colton.
She'll have you hiding her niggers next, mate.
Don't say I ain't wrong, yeah.
Don't go there, boys. Don't go there.
You know my woman is brimming.
She cooks me the good food and gives me the good ting,
you know what I'm saying?
Whereas you two would rather shag someone
that looks like an Arsenal defender.
Well, I rest my case.
Wait, John, we need more slot. Come on, man.
What was this bird's name, by the way?
Chelsea.
It was Arsenal.
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Forever, forever, forever.
What's his problem?
What am I, effing psychic?
I can't work without my music, man.
Yeah, you do shaital anyway.
A chimp could do your job, Carlton.
What's he just called me?
Ain't no need for that.
What are you on about?
What'd you say?
You what?
You.
Calling Carlton a chimp.
In my book, you might as well call him a bloody jungle bunny.
No, no, I didn't mean it like that.
It's an expression, that's all. I was just...
Ah, you wankers!
Is anyone working here?
All right, boss. Mr Sayer.
Hiya, lads.
You, get David for me.
Dave!
You sorted out the steels for the Scalagon?
Yeah, sometime next week.
Oh, that's smashing.
All right, then. Get your asses back into gear.
Come on, move it.
See you, boss.
We'll have to replace the flashing report.
Oh, that's smashing.
He's such a bender.
Have you noticed how he's always looking at our bollocks when he talks to you?
Oh, yeah. He's going to need a big pair of binoculars to see yours, isn't he?
Yeah, well at least I've got some.
Well that's what your beard saw me last night.
Oh! Jolly Big Boss! Come on!
You know, I told you not to mention my own missus!
You've got to come back, my man. You're going to come back.
Jason, we're so big, bossy!
Fly around in the sky
Mmm.
There is a shitload of money in computers.
Do you reckon you'll stick it here, mate?
You'll be the first if you do it.
What if I'm gonna stick that at college, mate?
I can stink anything to be hard.
You make it, won't you?
Yeah.
He says if he doesn't, I'll have to kill him.
You can't argue with a psychopath, can ya?
Listen, mate.
Beers, I need a piss.
He's so sweet when he's pissed.
Hello.
Yeah.
He's so in the right.
Theo's a lucky bloke.
What?
I think he's lucky to have pulled a bird like you.
Yeah, you're good for him. He seems more settled.
Things are good with us.
You said that you lived with a gazer for a while.
Yeah.
Didn't work out?
No.
Why's that?
You broke my heart, that's why.
Theo wouldn't do that.
Let's hope so.
Anyway, he knows the deal.
What's that?
Well, monogamy.
Just one solid commitment.
You're not into that, eh?
Theo said...
Said what?
That you'd done the rounds.
So?
Don't be defensive. You've just not met the right person, that's all.
Well, like I say, some of us get a little luck.
Do another.
Just a Coke, I'm driving.
Oh, they're taken.
I don't see anyone.
- Well, they're coming back. - We'll wait.
Sorry, boys, we're sitting here.
- We're... - We're worth a ticket.
Piss, or...?
Oh, come on, leave it out.
Maybe you should get the bouts or something.
Look, it ain't funny.
Do I look like a comedian?
Anyway.
Oh, then, how are you boys?
Am I supposed to be scared? Are you the little tossers busy?
What do you want?
Wait, mate. What? What?
Eh? Want some?
Come on, Steve. This ain't worth it, mate. Come on.
Say sorry.
Say sorry, Steve.
Sorry, Bengt.
Good man.
See you later.
You all right, mate?
Hey.
You all right?
Yeah.
I can't believe they let wankers like that in here.
Yeah, we'd have messed with the wrong geezer this time, didn't we?
Do you want another one?
No.
No, I'm going to go.
What about the club?
No, I don't fancy it.
Tell her.
- Yeah, I might. - Yeah, see ya.
Come on, mate.
Spend your house.
# Wish that you were here #
# Down amongst the dust #
# Need someone to help me #
# You need someone to trust #
There's something in these tears
Turning me to rust
I need someone to help me
You need someone to touch
Give me one more try
And I'll come flaking back to you
Just when you think it's over
Just when you think it's done
- Hey, Tommy.
I'm feeling better.
I was spinning.
I feel that bearing split.
Can I ask you something?
I don't think I can, babe.
Not that.
Look, don't take this the wrong way, OK?
Hmm?
I really like David, but...
But what?
Has he ever lost his temper with you?
With me? Ridiculous.
Hang on, what do you think, David?
- That is some sort of head case or something.
- That's not what I said.
- Yeah, that's what you're thinking now, isn't it?
- Oh, don't be like this.
I know it's your friend.
- Hang on, hang on.
He's not my friend.
He's my best friend.
I mean, I don't know whether you think he's unstable or what,
but he's not, he's just protective.
He just cares about me, that's all.
- I know.
- But what?
Listen, when my dad died, David was there.
If I got bullied at school or anything,
David was always there.
If I need anything, he's always there.
This is what I'm trying to say.
You're with me now.
Yeah, but he's my mate. Do you understand that?
He's my mate.
I don't know what your...
poncy school chums are like.
Don't start that.
Yeah, well, don't you start on him, then.
Okay.
music
Going already?
You do not mind.
Your father's snowing.
Where have you been?
Out.
Out where?
Sighting about.
Are you being careful, love?
You can't be too careful.
I'm going to bed. Good night.
Sweet dreams.
Love you, Mum.
It's nothing out of it.
It's not straight, mate.
All right?
You're late. Part-time don't mean in your own time.
Sorry, mate. I was making up with Hannah.
Took longer than we thought.
You had an argument or something?
Yeah, sort of, yeah.
Go get some more glass, then.
- Hi, David.
- Hi.
Mr. Sands, all right?
- Coming on nicely?
- Yeah, yeah.
We should have it finished by today.
And the new ones are on my moon next.
- Well, the client is extremely pleased with the progress.
When this is finished, the beers are on me.
Oh, and I've got the plans for the Belvedere.
So.
Alex!
Jimmy Staple.
I need Carlton to do that next time.
Oi!
See? I told you he fancied you.
You two girlies were having a nice little chat.
You know what? I said he wanted to shake me.
Oh, dirty bastard.
I said I fancied you. Oi!
Come here, boy!
Come here!
Where are you?
Where are you?
Where are you?
Where are you?
Where are we?
Are we all right?
Are you off the sand or not?
Come on, get him.
Come on, get him.
I am somewhere in the middle.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
We'll have to replace the flashing paper
before we put in the new glass.
It'll take, er, a couple of days to fit the new framework.
Yeah, I can see where it's at.
I can't believe the bloody surveillance happened.
- Ah, well. - Excuse me.
Hello?
I'll be back in a minute.
Yes, speaking.
Well, what's it regarding, please?
What the hell is going on here?
Just having laughter.
You're a bunch of schoolboys. What if he sees you?
You might like it.
I do not give a toss if he is a Mongolian sheepshagger.
He is the one that pays your wages, okay?
Now, just remember that.
Get some bloody work done before I lose my bloody temper.
Move it!
Yes, I understand that, and that's precisely why I ordered them four days ago.
I'm not disputing that.
- Look, I can't hear that, can't it? - No, no, you are not listening to me.
- Really. - We've got to...
- Michael, I'll speak to you tomorrow. - Yeah, yeah.
I know. You're not listening.
You, out.
So, he's a fool, okay? Who cares?
But you're my boy. The others can act like pricks,
but you're supposed to set an example.
Leave it out. Dad, you hate architects.
Oh, David. For weeks now, you've done nothing but mope around this place.
You use the house like you're some kind of bloody hotel.
I mean, what's got into you, boy?
Everybody is doing my head in. I'm fine.
Then shape up!
David, you're not a kid anymore.
I shouldn't have to be talking to you like this.
Bollocks.
And you get some bloody work done.
And speed that up.
- Yeah?
- You get off mate?
- What are you doing, I thought we finished.
- Yeah.
- Fancy a go?
- Put me on this?
- Hm.
- Yeah, you sure?
- Hm.
- Hit her mate.
- Get out mate.
All right.
Right.
Yeah? Yep.
Yep.
I saw you today, on the list I think it was
It's hard to say, people change so much
Compelled to look, but I hid my face
It's hard to trace these feelings
Gone so soon, the time I spend with you
Like an old old tune
Keeps running through my head
I wanted to say so many things
But my mouth went dry
And what was that cry
Yeah.
I'll help with that.
I'm moving in with Hannah.
We're gonna cohabit, as they say.
It's a bit sudden, isn't it, mate?
I've only known a girl five minutes.
I know, it's been six months.
Six months, four days.
Yeah, it's not that long, though, is it?
Well, what's that got to do with it?
Time doesn't come into it, does it?
So what are you telling me for?
Well, you're my mate. Of course I'm gonna tell you.
Well, that's that, isn't it? You're moving in, so...
Don't need my permission or nothing, do you? I'm not your dad.
What are you being like this for?
Like what?
You've always got to criticise, haven't you?
If it ain't me, it's her.
I mean, you don't like her car. You don't like her friends.
She can't do anything right, can she?
When have I ever said that?
You've got the hump 'cause I don't like her motor.
I like Hannah. She's nice.
Just that I worry about you, don't I?
Hannah's a lovely girl, I mean that.
But if you two break up, what then?
Oh, cheers. Well, be positive, why don't you?
No, if it all goes wrong, who gets the grief?
Dave, I'm sure about this.
And you know me, I'm never sure about anything.
Fine, fine, good. Just don't mess it up, mate.
I won't, mate. I won't.
Still reckon her car's a load of old toilet, don't they?
Do you want another?
Nah, I can't, mate. She's cooking for me tonight.
I'd better get off.
- I'll see you later. - Yeah.
Hang on, hang on.
Oh!
Oh, knackered.
Even Danny would be coming, move your arms.
- What other ones, boys? - Dave's just having a breather.
Oh, fuck!
Get out!
Yeah.
Careful!
Sorry.
Oh, that's for Danny.
I thought you said you were gonna whip him into shape.
I've given up. Life's too short.
I could murder a bit of...
Yeah.
What do you want?
Yeah.
Oh, don't be daft.
OK.
Got them well trained, Hannah.
Hmm.
Did you do these?
Yeah, last year.
What do you think?
Nice.
Nice.
You like that?
Yeah.
Yeah, I prefer photos.
They're more like real life.
Yeah, you caught the light really well there.
Maybe a plaster, but not thick.
That's my dad.
He loves to sleep.
You look nicer.
You took that.
Did he?
He's got a really good eye.
Better than mine.
He developed it himself.
Printed it, everything.
I never knew he did photography.
Yeah.
If he had a bit more drive, he could be a really good photographer.
She looks nice. Is she one of your mates?
She used to be.
It's Emma, Greg's sister.
Greg the X.
Well, yeah, less of an X, more of a Y.
So have you got a photo of him?
Well, I really like the picture.
Whatever I think about him doesn't change the way I feel about this photograph.
Well, I suppose it says you're over him, which is good.
What have I missed?
Nothing.
Talking bollocks about art.
Well, not you as well, mate.
Thanks.
Cheers for the help, Dave.
Yeah, thanks, Derek.
You're welcome.
Yeah, ease up, mate. She's not used to this.
I'm fine. What about you?
Hang on.
Now look, you go on.
Seriously.
Avert me cruciate ligament.
Go on.
Come on, Hannah.
Let's see what you got.
Come on, Anna!
So the affair had been going on some time.
Six months.
Carol, when did you start feeling that something was wrong?
Straight away.
It was strange. I knew they were somewhere else.
But I didn't believe it.
I was lying to myself.
We do that, don't we?
And then Jeff told you.
Yeah. It's like it was yesterday.
What were your emotions at that time?
I felt hurt, betrayed.
These are all very natural emotions.
I felt so isolated, alone.
Disconnected, really.
Like someone had died.
I wasn't mourning.
It wasn't just my husband. It was my best friend.
Hello?
Hi, Hannah. How are you doing? You all right?
Yeah, fine. You?
Yeah, yeah. Good.
- What's the idea? - He's in the shower.
Oh, that's 'cause I've been muting my friend's camera.
Bills and I'm sorry.
Ah, actually, we can't.
We're going round to a friend's for dinner tonight.
Yeah, all right. Um, OK, we'll tell him what the...
Yeah, I'll give him the message.
- All right, have a good one. - You too.
Cheers. Bye.
Tonk
Who was that?
Belinda.
Is she all right?
Just boyfriend trouble.
Don't tell me you're going to have to go on Consola.
Oh, no, it's not that bad.
Anyway, I want you all to myself tonight.
Well, I suppose you've got to pay the rent somehow, haven't you?
You do owe a lot of rent.
Oh, yeah.
Fuck off.
laughs
# I'm waiting on
This stuff is the bollocks.
Steak anything at will.
This ain't gone.
This stuff is shite, mate.
It takes half the wall, is it, when you're taking it off?
Yeah, but it keeps dating for it, doesn't it?
Ain't that right, mate?
Yeah.
You're better off screwing it, guys.
It's technology, Carl.
Just a few years.
Do you want me to skip these, Dave?
What a little wanker.
Screw you.
Come back.
Add her back and I'll see her later.
All right.
So, Michelle, let her speak.
Michelle, can we have your side of the story first?
Well, I met Alan about a year ago at a company convention in Birmingham.
It's a bunch of...
What are you talking about? Cricket's got strategy and things, you know what I mean?
Don't laugh.
Football is shite.
Anyone with a brain cell can tell you that. Tell him.
You're such a wanker, Cole.
Dave, tell him.
Dave, throw him out, mate. Tell him football. Rubbish.
Leave him. He's watching that Ponzi programme again, isn't he?
He's seen the relationship even though you knew he was not...
I won't share it.
It's not only you're so bleating depressed, mate.
He's an answer to the prevention.
You've got to tell him about...
You've done it now. I'm just got the right hand, so...
Oh, dear, there's a first.
That's a little wind of a wolf, is there?
Do you have a light?
A light, please.
Thanks.
I haven't seen you here before.
That's because you haven't looked hard enough.
I normally work weekends.
I'll do the odd weekday here and there.
That'd be wider.
Do you work locally?
See you, boss.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, go on, lads. You take your time.
Fill your booch.
Sorry about it.
Don't worry about it. I'm used to it.
Can I get you another drink?
I've got a break in ten minutes.
Nah, I've got to get back.
Oh, come on.
Nah, me dad's a governor. Don't look good if I take the piss.
Another time, then, eh?
Yeah.
You can ring me.
All right.
How about you ring me?
- It's bad for us, not
AHHHHH!
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Oh, hi. Is Theo there, please?
Er, no, he's not. Who's this?
Oh, um, don't matter. Um, I might call later. Bye.
I feel I just want to sleep.
Yeah?
It's Theo.
Hello?
Shut up, will ya?
Hi, is Theo there?
Yeah, it is me. Who is it?
I just sound different on your phone.
Do I? Who is it?
It's Jackie.
Uh, Jackie?
I think you got the wrong number.
- Don't be silly, you're better.
- Listen, what the hell do you want?
- Oh, Christ, I'm sorry.
- What was all that about?
Hey, hey, I've got no idea who that was.
- Well, she bloody knows who you are.
I've got some work today.
Hannah.
We've got to sort this out.
Have we?
Look, we'll speak later, all right?
Just go. You'll be late.
I'm going to get it.
Cheer up, mate. Might never happen.
Piss off, Dave.
All right, mate. Don't get leery.
He's got a lot on me plate, mate. You know what I mean?
What's happened? You, uh, falling out with Hannah?
-
Aye, we all know why that is, don't we?
Here we go.
Listen, I've got nothing against immigrants, blacks.
I mean, Carlin's a good lad, but some of them...
Oh, you can shake your head, son.
But you wait till you've got children of your own.
Bloody perverts, homos, vandals, muggers.
Jesus, Michael, will you shut up?
I want grandchildren and you're putting them off.
I'm not saying don't have children.
701-8061
Ah, he's here
Theo
He's a sissy, that boy
It's about time he stood up on his own two feet
Could you come over?
I don't need to speak to you
Now, if you can
Are you serious?
No, I'll come over here.
She's just got the umpness, so she'll be back, mate.
Yeah, what if she's not, eh?
Of course she'll be back. This is a gaffe, innit?
Dave, I'm sorry, mate. You do not know her.
She's paranoid about me and other girls.
She's actually paranoid about it.
Well, it's that other geezer's fault, innit?
But she didn't mention what he...
He did.
Yeah.
That wanker.
He was banging a bird behind her back for a year.
I'm left with the damage now.
I mean, she can't trust anyone now.
I'm not surprised, mate.
But it's not like this Jackie bird said you were polling her.
Dave, I don't even know her sodding Jackie!
Look, mate, she'll think about it, she'll chill out, and then...
And then what?
Well, if she's got any sense, Theo...
She's got any sense? Where's the sense in this, mate?
There's no logic in this.
I can't handle this.
I can't even ring her.
I can't even speak to her.
She's turned the phone off.
You can't stay on your jacks, mate.
No, she might ring.
I mean, she must want to talk to me.
I can't go home. I'm not going home. I'm not having my mum taking the piss.
Mate, you're gaff.
No, I've got a better idea, mate.
Come on, it'll be a laugh.
Just like old times, eh?
Theo!
Cheer up, son. It's fine.
#
I'm gonna take it off me.
I do think so.
Cheer up.
Cheer up, you miserable bastard.
Come on, number four.
Come on, the lucky four.
Cheers, my lord. Thanks a lot.
I'll tell you what, this place is banged out with swords.
Cheer up, mate. Hannah is not going to kill you for having a beer.
Sorry, Mick.
Look, can we shoot off?
No. We need some coming.
Yeah.
- -
and talk to me.
What was your name?
So, I bet you're a Eurobon dealer or something.
I'm a plasterer.
Oh!
What's your name?
Caroline.
Nice to meet you.
It does, yeah.
And that's Nicky.
Theo.
You've got beautiful eyes.
They're sad, too.
Yeah.
What boy is that?
- I see Luke's. I see Luke's. - Yeah.
- Don't. - Don't.
- Uh... - Yeah.
- Dave. Dave. Can I have a word, mate?
Just be a minute.
- I think he just wants to make sure I'm not driving. - Don't be long, boys.
- Let's go. I'll wake up. Don't be stupid. You're in there.
Look, you stay if you want. I'm not interested.
Come on. Where's the arm?
I don't want any arm. I'm just not interested.
Don't be a wanker.
Huh.
Get the beers in. I'll go for a slush.
Look, come on.
We'll have a laugh of them. Then we'll mug them off.
No, no. Dave, oi!
chewing
sad
What the fuck are you doing, boy?
Your friend just left.
I hope you're staying.
Couldn't even get that right.
What's that?
Me big exit.
I got here, then remembered you had the sod in keys.
What's happened, mate?
It's all gone wrong.
Oh, come on, mate.
Just because you've had a row, it's not the end of the world.
Being a miserable bastard's not gonna help.
Oh, I'm sorry. I should be laughing, shouldn't I?
I'll tell you what.
I don't wanna cheer up.
I can't pretend that I'm having a good time.
'Cause I don't wanna be here. I wanna be with Hannah.
You don't understand, do you?
I do.
No, you don't.
- It's never happened to you. - How do you know?
I'll tell you why I know, cos you never stuck around with anyone long enough to find out.
So?
I still understand.
Yeah, all right, well...
Yeah, all right, you understand. It's... it's different.
I'm going to go.
No, you're all right, mate.
Do you remember when you set far to that deck chair?
Do you remember that?
You were off your head. What did you do that for? I can't remember.
'Cause you dared me.
Ha, ha, ha.
Ha.
Ah.
And the girls, do you remember the two girls?
Chin.
Chin.
Chin and lips.
Chin and lips.
Chin and lips.
This is Chin.
And this is me mate, lips.
Chin and lips.
We had a laugh that day, kid.
Well, we had more than a laugh, mate.
I tell you, I reckon that was the best day of me life.
music
discovery
Come here, they are.
Come here, they are.
I'll show you the day that it's not my fault
I'll show you the day that it's not my fault
Oh yeah.
Hey.
Come here.
I'll mix it all straight.
I've cooked.
Be ready in a minute.
Did you have a good weekend?
Will you talk to me please?
I don't want to talk about it. I just want to forget it, okay?
Fine.
If that's what you want, yeah?
I had a crap weekend since you ask.
What did you do?
Read the papers, worked on that shitty project.
You stayed in?
Good, I'm glad.
What did you expect me to do?
Dunno.
I rang you.
I went for a run.
You didn't see David?
Yeah.
Well, came over, we had a beer, yeah.
That's nice.
It's good to know that no matter what happens, you two can always bond.
Hannah, why are you being like this?
If you're going to blow me out, then...
please, just do it.
Because this...
This is cruel.
It's always about you, Theo.
I'm pissed off, OK?
I'm not going to hide it. I'm not going to bottle it up.
That's how I got into a mess the last time.
Yeah, and I understand that.
No, you don't!
I'm confused at the moment.
You confuse me.
Will you just tell me what you want?
I want to... I want to believe you, Theo.
I want to, but I can't.
You can't do it.
Oh, have a look.
I wouldn't mind spanking her.
Oi, boys, have a look at this saw.
- Give us a kiss. - Shit.
Hi, love. What's your name?
Hello, love. Can I help you?
- Looking for David? - For Dave?
Yeah, hang on.
- Dave? - She'll be like a meaner, mate.
- Dave? - Some birdie to see you.
- You're lovely, aren't you?
What's she look like?
I don't know. She's a bird. She's got dark hair.
Yeah?
Nice smile.
- All right? - All right.
Oh, come down.
Sorry about them. They're harmless.
Theo's not here today. He's at college.
Yeah, no, I just thought we might have some lunch.
If you're worried about me and Theo, don't.
It's fine.
Well, you've sorted it out, have you?
Yeah, well, there's nothing to sort out, really.
So you coming?
Pop across the road?
Um, I've got a lot on.
Come on, David, I don't bite.
All right.
I'll have it in here.
I've got a pet lunch.
Oi!
Tossers.
Lunch.
Your mum makes a nice lunch.
Don't you stop.
You're allowed to take the pissing off.
So, did you and Theo have a nice weekend?
Yeah.
It was pretty gutted, though.
Did I tell you what happened?
That's none of my business, is it?
Just curious.
Still, I expect he felt better getting out.
Yeah.
I thought you'd be pissed off.
Why?
I don't know. It was my idea.
I just thought he might take his mind off things a bit.
And did it?
Yeah.
Brighton's always a love. Yeah.
No, thanks.
I have to go.
Sure?
Yeah.
-
-
-Hana?
You lied to me, Theo.
Lied when?
Brighton, Theo.
Brighton.
Big place near the sea, where you went at the weekend.
You talked to David?
I saw badly, Theo.
I mean, I know all the tricks.
I've had plenty of experience.
I can't believe he told you that.
Oh, don't be angry at precious David.
He thought I knew anyway.
Why didn't you just tell me?
Honestly, honestly.
And I...
I didn't even want to go.
What, he forced you?
Yeah.
Look, er...
I'm gonna go to my mum and dad's for a few days.
Oh, I can't believe this.
Let me finish.
Hang on, hang on. How can you be so fucking calm?
Just let me fucking finish.
I'm going to my mum and dad's for a few days and I want you to move out.
I just...
I need time to re-evaluate our relationship.
Re- what does that mean?
It's not a... It's not an experiment.
I just need time to think about things.
Oh. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I care about you so much. I didn't... I didn't mean... I'm sorry.
It's not as easy as that deal.
I don't trust you anymore.
I love you, but I don't trust you.
- We love each other. - No, it's not enough.
I'll tell you what.
Let's forget about all that, um, re-evaluating shit, shall we?
It's over.
That's what you want to say, isn't it?
And you talk to me about lying.
The truth. You want the truth.
That's a joke, that is.
You've only got one kind of truth, and that's your own.
One guy, one guy blows you out, and that's it, isn't it?
We're all tainted.
Let's face it, Anna. Let's face it, you're fucked up.
Thank you, Theo.
For what?
For making it easy.
- Hi. - What?
I'll take it.
Theo?
Theo?
Theo!
V?
Leo?
Theo?
Where the bloody hell have you been?
Dad's well pissed off with you, mate.
He was counting on you this week.
Why didn't you drink?
Theo?
It's your fault.
Just one thing, and you wouldn't let me have that, would you?
Doesn't fit into your world and that's it, innit?
No, you don't know what you're talking about, mate.
Where the fuck did you have to tell her?
You never did like her, did you?
She's piss off.
What's happened, mate?
Well, after you told her we went to Brighton, she left me.
It's as simple as that, mate.
No, she knew already. She told me.
She didn't know, Davey. What do you think I'm gonna tell her?
I'm sorry, mate.
I don't know what I'm blaming you for.
It's not your fault, is it?
Oh, God.
You know, all she wanted from me was the truth.
That's it. Nothing else.
You know what, it would have been easier if I had shagged somebody,
'cause then I'd have guilt or something.
I just feel nothing.
Nothing.
You know, it's like when me dad died.
Well, that's... that's... that's how I...
Leo, don't, mate.
that you'll get over it. We'll get through it.
I just want her back, mate.
Come on, son, we'll go out and have a beer.
Come on, we'll get Cain. Dave, Dave.
How do you tell somebody that you love them?
Eh? No, I mean, I mean, I mean, really love them.
How?
'Cause...
Well, I guess you just tell them, didn't you?
And hope that they believe you.
But I tell you what, mate.
It doesn't work.
It really doesn't work.
But how do you tell somebody?
I don't know, mate.
I don't know.
Wow.
After everything that's happened, to ask her to come back home,
That must have been a very difficult thing to do, Jerry.
I did it for the children.
Well, what about you?
And for myself.
I didn't want to throw eight years away because of a mistake.
Okay, now I know this is the obvious question,
but do you still trust Evelyn?
I think so.
I know she loves me.
If I thought she'd do it again, I wouldn't have taken her back.
David?
Okay, well, we've heard about...
What's up, ta?
What's wrong, love?
Your dad and I are worried.
Nothing.
Fine.
You know you can tell me.
I'm sorry.
me anything. I'm always here. Thanks. I remember that now. You make sure that you do. Oh. I
forgot to tell you. I met Tom yesterday. Who? Do you remember Tom? You were at school with
him. Little red haired fella. Oh yeah. Such a shame. He was a lovely boy. Why? What's
Painted on him. Pierced everywhere.
I think he's queer.
Yeah.
OK, I'm going.
Night, love.
Good night.
Evelyn's affair and the breakup of the marriage.
We've heard about the pain and the sorrow that it caused.
Gerry, are you willing to forgive and forget?
I am.
Fantastic.
David's got a tummy ache.
He's a grown man, Ruth. He doesn't get tummy aches.
Want some tea?
No, no, thanks.
He's not well, Michael, so don't be hard on him.
Well, somebody should be.
He lives under my roof.
It's about time that boy bucked up his ideas.
I'm getting sick of him in these moods,
and I'm getting fed up with you sticking up for him all the time.
Well, maybe if you just talked to him instead of shouted at him all the time.
I've tried.
Every time I do, he throws a wobbler.
Oh, come on, I'll drive you to work.
Maybe I should stay at home.
Is this a joke?
Yeah.
Yeah. How do you know that?
What do you mean you can't tell me?
All right.
Yeah, well, no, it's not a problem.
Yeah, okay, just a minute.
Hang on, are you sure this is not a joke?
Thank you very much, Debbie and Michael.
Thank you.
Good luck with the baby.
So, today on Forgive and Forget,
the things we should have said.
What the bloody hell is going on?
I don't know.
Do you know how much bloody work I've got out there?
Michael, David said on the phone he wanted you to see it.
Come on, Dad, it's started.
Please welcome Theo.
Make him feel welcome, everyone.
This better be good.
If he's undrunked...
Michael, just watch us, will you please?
Right, well, I suppose you wonder why you've been invited here.
Um, yeah.
Well, as we told you, there is somebody who cares very deeply about you
and has something important they want to tell you.
Have you any idea who this person is?
I think so, yeah.
Oh, good, because the suspense is killing me.
Would our next guest please come in?
Hi, please.
Would you like to introduce yourself?
David O'Neill.
Relax, David. We're all friends here.
Theo, don't think you were expecting this, were you?
No.
David and Theo have been friends for 14 years.
David is a plasterer and Theo is a mature student.
David, I believe you've got something that you'd like to say to Theo, is that right?
Yes.
Well, in your own time.
Theo, the other day you were saying how you felt lost and alone because Hannah left.
But, you know, I just want to say that...
that I love you.
You know, I love you.
Because when you started seeing Hannah, you...
I thought that I'd lost you.
But now she's gone and I'm here.
I just want you to know that...
everything's gonna be all right.
'Cause, remember when you were at school,
how you said you felt alone and you didn't really fit in and...
We're the same, you and me.
We're the same.
David, tell us.
Tell Theo.
Tell your family.
There's no easy way to say this, mate.
Mum, I'm really sorry that I couldn't tell you.
I'm gay.
David, um...
I know how hard it must have been to admit that.
Theo, is there anything you'd like to say?
Say something, mate.
It's not every day you find out your best mates are queer.
Um.
Sorry, I wasn't, um...
I really wasn't expecting this, sorry.
I don't know what to say, mate.
So we're still mates then?
Yeah.
Well, thank you to all my guests for having the courage to come onto the show.
I'm sure we all wish them well in the future.
So, see you.
Go to your room, Gabby.
There's your tall girl!
David, that was incredibly brave. Thank you so much.
We normally have a drink after the show, so, you know, when you're ready, do join us.
Sally?
Could you?
How's it going?
Do you fancy that beer?
You really don't know what you've done, dear.
sad music
I'm sorry.
I'll go.
I want you to leave. Get yourself set up.
Get yourself sorted out.
See a doctor, have counselling.
Whatever. I don't know.
Just do it.
Don't speak to your mother again.
You're upset her enough.
You understand?
We don't hate you, son.
Well, maybe it's our fault.
It's just that...
It's just that we don't understand all this.
That's all.
I don't want to speak again about this ever.
Like I said, just go away and get this...
this thing out your head.
And we'll see what we'll see.
Okay?
David?
David?
David?
Let him go, Ruth.
He's our son.
David?
David?
Let him go.
Did your mum and dad know?
Fuck me, I bet your dad went ballistic, didn't he?
Why now?
When is there a right time, Theo?
What am I for... am I supposed to feel sorry or something?
I just... I just felt really tired.
And with Hannah out the way, you just thought you could just move right in, yeah?
Bit of a coincidence, that, isn't it, Dave?
Hannah leaves me and then you suddenly decide to tell the world that you're gay.
After that long in the closet, mate, you do not do that without a reason.
- That wasn't the reason. - I know. I know what it was, mate. I know!
I just want you to admit it!
You stitched me up, didn't you?
Leave it out of here, please.
A few days ago, right, I'm in a pub and I see Paul.
And he tells me...
that the barmaid has been asking after me.
That's who rang Hannah, wasn't it?
That's why you told her we went to Brighton, innit?
Look at me!
Look at me and tell me that that's not true.
Go on, tell me a mate wouldn't do that.
I did it for you.
No, you did it for you.
I trusted you.
I stuck up for you.
All that time that I was tearing myself apart,
you were laughing at me.
No, no, no, I weren't laughing.
I'll tell you what hurts, mate.
I'll tell you what really, really cuts me.
Me and you.
All these years.
What are these years you've lied to me?
Well, I know what you want now.
What?
I know what you want.
How was that, mate, eh?
Was that love?
You're a freak.
You're a fucking arsebender.
Oh, you little fucker.
Come on, then.
Come on, let me.
Come on.
How'd you do it, Dave, eh?
How'd you do it?
Nice little arrangement, that, wasn't it?
You got me, your best mate,
and then occasionally you sneak out for a little dirty, pervy secret night out.
Did you think about me on them nights out? Did you, you fucking queer?
Here you go.
Look, it doesn't...
Whatever I am, mate, it doesn't mean...
You're still my best mate, aren't you?
Come on, you need me here. You always have done.
Bring her out.
I'm just gonna let it go.
I mean, you taught me that, Dave, didn't you?
You taught me that. What do you think? I'm gonna let it go!
Where are you going? I thought you was hard. I thought you was hard.
I thought you was hard.
Come on!
Come on, prove me you ain't queer!
You just don't get it, do you, Theo?
I love you.
I love you.
Leo!
Friends forever.
You and me.
That's what we said.
This has been the best day of my life.
Something deep inside
I'm hanging on the wire
For love I'll never find
Desert through the fire, yeah
Just to catch a flame
Just to get close to me
Just close enough to tell you that
You do something to me
Something deep inside
you