Freakier Friday (2025) Movie Script
1
Hi, welcome back.
I'm Dr. Tess Coleman, and this is
Rebellion With Respect.
Today on the podcast,
we are talking about a
relationship dynamic that
is very close to my heart.
Grand co-parenting.
When my daughter Anna chose to become a
single mom, it changed our family forever.
Ryan Kloppeth, recording.
As a grandma, I was able to step up and
help her.
Harper!
Harper, this is your 30-minute warning
that we're leaving for school.
Harper, this is now your 20-minute
warning.
10 minutes.
Yes, confirm the recording
sessions, but know
that I know she can
sell out more than Greek.
And yes, I know how many seats there are.
Harper, I really want
to respect your faith, but
I'm curious as to why
you're not out here yet.
You have five minutes.
Being someone that
your loved one can lean on
is the most important
relationship there is.
Ryan, I'm getting so good at this.
No.
No, no, no!
Oh, it didn't record!
Hi, Mom.
Now I've had a great time.
I know, but I've finished my podcast
early, so I'm offering to do drop-off.
No, it's okay.
I've got everything under control.
Harper, you had to be up 10 minutes ago.
Prepare to meet Trigger!
Harper!
Let's get for Laura.
Dude, these waves are unreal.
I love our lives!
Yo, are we sneaking for experience?
Oh, shoot, we gotta go.
I made your favorite lunch.
I was tickled all yesterday.
Did you beat him?
We say it not really, dude.
Mom, I told you I could take her.
I know, sweetheart, but I saw
in your stories that you were
working with the studio late,
and so I decided to take her.
You know, it would be healthy for you to
unfollow me.
And I work late all the time.
I can still take her.
Anna, let's pause and reframe.
When you decided to be a single mom,
I told you I would support you 100%.
Well, this is me, supporting you 100%.
Okay, you know what?
I'm coming too.
We can both do drop-off this morning.
Mom, no, go on.
You can go.
Just let them... Okay, okay, you're not
going.
Mom, if you're gonna go,
you're not... No, he's gonna go.
I'm gonna go!
So what's up, kiddo?
Nothing.
Okay, spill it.
All right, my new lab partner is the
absolute worst.
She's the new girl, here for the year.
I mean, oh, she thinks she's so much
better than everyone because she's
British, which she has
to remind me of every five
seconds like no one's ever
been from England before.
So my dad has been to that restaurant in
Paris.
And that's how I met my French boyfriend,
Philippe Henri.
Ah, Philippe Henri.
He's French and modern.
He's seriously been to Paris Fashion Week?
Anna Wintour scowled at me.
Seriously?
What's Paris like?
Oh, it's lovely.
I go all the time.
Ignore the British girl after this year.
You won't have to see her anymore.
Nice advice, you're a therapist.
Well, I'm not a therapist and regret it.
All right, well, this has been real.
Please drive away like you don't know me.
Make your choices.
You are so lame.
I'm ready for laboratory today.
Shut your mouth.
Fun bonus round today.
Never trust an atom.
Why?
Because they make up everything.
You're all day folks.
You're supposed to put your goggles on
before we start.
The goggles are giving me a...
Yeah, we're not like minions.
So I thank you, but that's perfect for
you.
It's like the revolutionary world is for
nothing.
Today, remember, these are dangerous
chemicals.
Maybe we should use not dangerous
chemicals?
How about you do your actual share of the
work instead of doodling?
It's called designing.
The measurements here have to be precise.
But this experiment is so simple.
In the UK, we did this in primary school.
The only reason people think you're smart
is because of your obnoxious accent.
At least people think you're clever.
What that's supposed to mean?
You're smart.
Figure it out.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
That was not precise!
That was not precise at all!
Oh, there's a woman!
I don't know, Mom.
I don't know why the principal called me,
but I'm here.
So you don't need to come.
You know what?
I can't find what I was going to tell you
about.
I have to point
out... Oh, sorry.
It's totally my fault.
No, no, no.
I wasn't looking while I was going.
Oh, well.
Are you okay?
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't know how I turned this thing
off.
Yeah, I'm not sure.
I think... Oh, thank you.
No problem.
Thank you.
My daughter just started here,
and I've been quite lost.
Which happened over the chemistry lab.
This is serious.
Someone could have been injured.
I'm sure it was just an accident.
It seems to me, in this understanding,
Harper seems so...
Lovely.
Oh, Lily seems so genuine and kind.
Wow.
I certainly never had two parents come in
here and be this attractive.
I meant attentive.
Lily and I are definitely going to reflect
on how to do better.
This is all Harper and I are going to
think about.
We're very, very committed, especially as
a single parent household.
Us too.
We're single parents.
Great.
I'm a single parent.
Yes, me too.
Single.
Single parent.
Guilty.
I'm single too.
Should we meet up?
Perhaps our daughter should get to know
each other.
Remember like Wednesdays after six, get a
little wine, talk about these badass kids?
Harper would really like that.
Over dinner?
Dinner sounds perfect.
I'm on it.
Petit-tois?
Yes.
Gonna have a table for two, private,
and the back.
Do you guys have any allergies?
No.
No, no allergies.
Still it.
There's just no time.
Bachelorette party, dance rehearsal,
final fitting, rehearsal lunch,
and oh, my wedding.
You have a lot on your plate.
Big day, deep breath.
There's so much to do before Sunday.
Let us know how we can help.
Maybe someone could help me memorize my
wedding pass.
How about this?
I'll help you.
I, Anna, take you, Eric, a man that I have
been dating for six months, but might
uproot my entire life and
move to London, where
we have no family and
when avocado costs $11.
Perhaps you should add something about my
undying patience for a teenage woman.
What's going on about the avocado?
Oh, that wasn't about you.
It was actually about my mom's other
British fianc.
She's a comedian today, just today night.
Right, Harper?
I have been practicing office dance.
Wait till you see what I am cooking.
Ooh, I see what you did earlier.
I missed you since yesterday.
Ew.
Hello!
Hello!
I have my pastry chef make sticky toffee
pudding cavova for the bake sale.
Just what every teenager loves.
Pavlova.
Agreed.
Teenagers these days.
Suffice to keep balance.
Yes, well, this pastry chef was up at 4 a
.m.
baking old freshman chocolate chip cookies
from scratch with no staff.
Four hours?
For cookies?
I think we need to get you a staff.
They just needed to call.
Stand up straight, good posture.
Okay, do you know how bad this is for you?
Seriously, eat that.
Say thanks, mom.
I saw that, Harper.
Let's try and keep some schedule here.
Hi.
Well, we wouldn't want to be off schedule
in it.
Hi, Lil.
It's Lily.
Lily, back seat.
Can't bring him to see me.
No, this will be good bonding for
everyone.
I bond best with Lil E.
When we're not around each other and I
don't have to look at her face.
I know I'm sitting next to you.
It reminds me that I've been made.
All right.
All right.
I got you.
You got me.
Good morning.
We're ready to go.
Good morning.
Cars all set up.
The coach rule one.
Yeah?
Yeah?
Yeah?
What do you think?
I'm not saying I don't not want to go on a
trip.
I'm just saying that Anna's
wedding has put me behind
with my patients, which
has been very disruptive.
And, and of course, they keep adding dates
to my book tour, which, you know,
out of my control.
And I'm just saying I need a little time.
Look, girls, we're trying to hear you.
Just try and hear us.
Oh, no.
I hear you trying to pull me away from my
family and my friends.
I mean, who even gets to surf before
school in London?
You could surf on the river Terns.
Really?
No, you dipstick.
Girls.
It's a city.
Okay, girls, girls.
It's our decision.
Eric and I will do it right for the
family.
Family?
Yes, this family.
I don't say it like that.
Don't say it.
Don't you tell me what to say and how to
say it.
How about relax?
Don't be so dramatic.
Lily, stop gaslighting.
What?
You don't even know what that means.
I don't want to look at your face anymore.
You know what that means, right?
I think I know what that means.
Yeah, I know you do.
For the next sale of today, every table
must have a full pre-option.
And every option is a full pre-option.
A red dot pre-option.
Well, at least we don't have to bring them
to our immigration interview tomorrow.
Don't be stressed.
I'll come around.
Yeah, let them take all the time they
need.
Oh, it sounds great.
I'll be back in a bit.
Thank you.
Oh, send those to the tour manager,
please.
I'm a pop star in Iraq.
So, I'm going to visit Susan.
How's it going?
Oh, good morning.
Actually, it's literally not.
It's a bad morning.
It's a very bad morning.
Not to me personally, but for you.
Why?
What happened?
Trevor talked to Ella.
And he already released a song about it.
Ella!
Oh.
Yeah.
Then he dumped her in a text.
Yeah, I got this.
Time's a good time.
I'll be in the booth and I'll just lay it
on down.
Okay, so Trevor wrote a song.
But I'm sure it's not as bad as you think.
It's called Better Than the Last One.
It's about me.
Okay, but that title, it could be about
anyone.
It says parentheses.
Ella.
Let's just focus on the songs that you're
going to perform on Saturday.
Performing.
I can't sing those songs.
I wrote them about Trevor.
I put my heart and soul into that.
No.
A 44-year-old Dutch music producer wrote
those songs.
Where's your hand?
I can't even stop moving my body.
Shut up.
My chest hurts.
Don't raise that kiss.
What is that?
Did you learn that from Oprah?
25-minutes-old.
Oprah, we have the best cookies in town.
Great sunset, great makeup.
Shouldn't these be more prominently
featured?
Bon Appetit.
Literally propelled my dad's restaurant
for this person.
I think they're nice and prominent over
here.
Uh, they're gourmet.
They're soggy bottoms.
You know what?
I think I see the perfect spot for yours.
Dude, go for it, Graham.
You know what?
I think I know the perfect place to put
this.
You wouldn't dare.
Yeah, perfect.
Nice caramelization.
Who
started the food fight?
Congratulations, you two.
You just got everybody in here in school's
suspension.
Is this key lime pie?
Yeah, I baked it fresh this morning.
Well, you got to take me
to the emergency room
because I'm very
allergic to key lime pie.
Is this you?
Baby.
Oh.
And love was made.
That's not supposed to be in there.
What's with her pink sled?
I saw them at the troubadour last year.
Could I sing you a song this weekend?
Oh, no.
You have way better stuff than something I
wrote.
I wrote that after I left pink slip
anyway.
Okay.
I got this.
Yes, you got this.
Opening your world tour at the Wiltern is
a big show for you.
Huge.
For the both of us.
The girls are struggling
with this transition and
just take it from a parent
who has been in your shoes.
Wait, I know.
That's between losing Lily's mom and
moving here.
Yes, and being ripped away from the home.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Are we talking about Lily or about
Barbara?
Barbara?
Lily?
Hey.
What's going on?
I'm dying.
No one's hurt.
I went to the school.
Please let me just handle this.
There's been an incident at school between
the girls.
It was really bad.
What then?
How bad?
Oh.
I got this.
Girls, apologize to each other now,
please.
Oh, honey.
Force apologies is never a way to resolve
conflict.
But we need to make space for them to
express how they feel.
Harper, how do you feel?
I feel sorry.
And Lily, how do you feel?
I feel sorry to him.
That's great.
Great?
Sorry that my future stepsister...
Oh, I'm sorry that my future stepsister is
a shadow of an audience.
Really?
No more holding space for feelings.
You two are going to have a lovely time at
my bachelor tonight.
You're going to get along because we're a
family.
Just for that look, you two earn yourself
a sleepover at grand.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Why am I the punishment?
I'm the fun one.
I have board games.
Mom?
I have car cheesies.
And you're going to
braid each other's hair in
a non-cultural,
appropriating way and like it.
What is car cheesie?
It's a game.
You move around the board, you shake the
dice.
Do you remember the sound of the dice?
Oh, it's amazing.
You get these dice and you shake them in
your hand.
And then you move around the board.
It's really fun.
I also have boggle.
You stay on your side and I'll stay on
mine.
Gladly.
Harper?
Look, I know you think I don't get it.
But I do.
And it's still just going to be you and
me.
If you go to London, I'm staying here with
Grahams.
She said it was cool.
She what?
Anna, did you remove me as Harper's
secondary contact?
Did you tell Harper
that she could stay here
with you if we decided
to move to London?
Are you serious right now?
Whoa, are you serious?
Okay, okay.
What is serious is that you and Eric need
to keep the girls in Los Angeles.
Lily, just need some guidance.
The only guidance I need from you is to
show me to the other bathroom.
I'm very sorry, Lily.
I just... You don't know anything
about what I need or how I feel.
Or the fashion school.
Back home that I want to go to.
Yeah, just you and me, mom.
Great.
Welcome everyone to the Bachelorette Party
with our girl, Anna!
Oh, come on, for real?
I'm just having a change.
Not at all.
Oh, so funny.
Oh, I remember that six days ago.
Yeah, who is that?
So handsome.
That is Jake.
Your mom's first love.
And the first ride on a motorcycle.
I like to ride in Jake's logo sidecar.
Jake also had a thing for tech.
For brands?
All right, okay.
Enough humiliation for tonight.
Oh, baby, I need you in place.
Here you go.
You're too young to be sad.
Come on.
Well, being young is over in it all,
okay?
Each will be fine.
Beautiful.
Lily.
Mind if I join you?
You know, Anna lost her father.
Around the same age that you lost your
mother.
And then she had to deal with my way to
Ryan.
Cool.
And then you had to do that.
The complications of moving.
I'm here for you.
Sincerely.
With all due respect, Dr. Coleman,
you're not my grand or my therapist.
So will I get you registered for keeping
us in LA?
I can need your help.
Oh, no.
We used to be so cool.
Hey, I'm so cool.
I look amazing.
You're very cool.
That song sent me a mistake.
Yeah.
Thank you.
I wish I had more time to write, but... Now
all I do is listen to Parenting Podcast.
Well, I'm sorry for ruining your exciting
rock star life.
Harper, wait, I was just...
Wait, I wasn't serious.
Look, I gave up the whole thing,
but I have you at a lawyer party.
You can't leave me.
I don't think that will allow me to do
this.
Just let me handle this.
I've got it.
Harper.
I just need to pause and reframe it.
Thanks, Mom.
What?
What did I do?
I was handling it, and you completely
undermined me as a parent.
I was trying to help you.
Well, your help isn't helpful.
Well, that's not very nice to say.
I'm right here.
You're a trivial child.
Can a great and mysterious Madam Jen
interest you ladies in a psychic reading?
Uh, no.
Thank you very much.
But, um, right now
it's not the... Time?
It's just not really our thing.
This will all be over soon if you just...
Go with it.
Go with it.
Yes.
No, no.
Yes, yes.
I'm sorry.
Here we go.
Is that anybody else interested?
I do.
This counts for a bigger person.
And that's how I lost my spot at the
Larchmont Farmers Market.
But I did get a table by the Liz and Free
Milk Counter inside of the Starbucks.
So, I am a life coach, but I also do
Ricky.
You notice I have several
business cards because
I actually have a business
card making business.
So, that's the card for that.
I can put quotes on there
that I can just make up for
you if you want something
inspirational, for example.
I can make up a quote like, um,
live your life.
Gosh, dang it.
Okay.
So, here's... Oh,
and, and, and...
I'm gonna read your poems now.
Look at that.
Oh, really?
Okay.
And then it goes.
Oh.
Oh.
How many?
Okay.
Ooh.
Okay.
Smells like you had some appetizers.
Were they good?
Good, good.
Yes, yes.
And did you have any, Mom?
I don't know.
No, no.
I don't know.
I, I, I...
It's okay.
Okay, okay, okay.
Your lifeline.
It, it's like this.
Intersected before.
Oh, strange.
You walked in each other's path.
It's like... a crazy path
cross that you've learned.
You've learned a lesson.
A lesson that may serve you again.
Okay, that's enough.
That's enough.
I'll give these to my neighbor.
I'm on to something here.
One more thing.
Right over there is a QR code that you can
tip me with.
Any amount is appreciated.
Really?
I didn't know I could do that voice.
Nice print.
Wow.
We know what you did.
What did I do?
We need the psychic?
Yeah.
Telling her.
Okay, okay.
You think I'd rather solve your problem
than deal with my booming culinary empire?
Oh, we're happy here.
I need a psychic.
I need you to look into my future and tell
me where we're going to live.
Oh, cool Gen Z.
Talk to me.
If it's not London, I need you to alter my
destiny.
And I literally have to stay in Los
Angeles so if there's...
Well, that's not really how it works.
Well, how does it work?
Girl.
Follow my aura.
Boop.
Beep.
You don't have a lot of lines in your
hand, so it makes it harder for me.
You two are called to be family.
Yeah, right.
Don't remind me.
A lesson for you all.
I see it now.
Change the hearts you know are wrong to
reach the place where you belong.
Change the hearts you know are wrong to
reach the place where you belong.
Change the hearts you know are wrong.
Why does she remind me like a bridge
troll?
Change the hearts you know are wrong to
reach the place where you belong.
Change the hearts.
Oh, quick.
We're just freaking ourselves out for no
reason.
Hey, it's just being on heads.
Right.
All cozy and tucked in?
You need anything?
What more could I possibly need?
How about sleeping on our own bed in our
own world?
Sweet dreams.
Teenagers.
I was one once.
Yeah, so was I.
Twice?
Night.
Night, love you.
Love you too.
Aw.
Rance.
Rance, are you okay?
Why are you?
Bloody waking me up for.
Are you mad?
No.
Why do I sound like this?
You're like what?
American?
Oh, good.
What was that?
Ow!
Oh, Billy, are you okay?
I don't know.
Really?
Are you hot?
No?
No?
No.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Bloody decomposing!
Parker?
Oh, my God.
I know.
What is happening to me?
What do you think?
So it's you or me?
I'm grandma, sweetheart.
Oh, my gosh.
I died.
I killed myself!
She just has crevices all over her face.
Look at the crevices.
My hands look like doll hands.
My butt feels so high.
I think I just pee a little.
Oh, my face feels so thirsty and dry.
My face is perfect.
My face looks like a Birkin bag that's
been left out in the Thunder Rod.
Why?
Why do I have to pee again?
This is so much weirder than the last
time.
Last time?
What last time?
How come you never told me?
We never told anyone, sweetheart.
Now let's just pause and re-break.
I didn't want to be a part
of this family, and now I'm
part of some dodgy family
curse, and I'm the eldest.
Mom, I'm wearing lips.
She has no lips!
Where did they go?
How do we fix this?
Well, you know, last
time, we switched back
when we saw things from
the eldest perspective.
Should we hold hands?
Okay, hold hands.
I know it's been hard
on you and Eric, but I
can now see that you're
doing the right thing.
And, Mom, you have always done so much for
me, and I see you.
I see you.
Are you really seeing me, though?
Because I don't feel anything.
You have no idea how hard I see you right
now.
One, two, three.
Girl, that doesn't work.
Yeah, we tried that last time.
Looking like this is why people like you
become shut-ins.
And what's with this accent?
Tomatoes.
Is that what you think I sound like?
Oh, my God, yes!
Of course, this is what you sound like.
I do not sound like that.
I've never said that in my entire life.
I don't even know.
I want to become an energy killer because
I need a chakra reset.
Yes, that's what you sound like.
Mahila?
Madam Jen?
I thought she was a psychic.
I thought she did downbath for dogs.
I thought she was a water sommelier.
She did try to sell me knives.
What?
Well, whatever she is, we have to find
her.
But until then...
Until then what?!
Well, last time we convinced everyone that
we were each other until we switched back.
Oh, brilliant!
So how are we supposed to pull that off?
Panicking is not going to help anyone!
I need you!
No!
Stop!
My girls are going to be great.
It's like a sucky-ass girl.
Come on, I know I
kept it totally together in
front of the girls, but
I have to be honest.
I am freaking out right now!
Well, that was you keeping it totally
together.
Yes!
No, no, just checking.
For a photographer?
Hmm, 20% off.
That's usual.
I can't get married.
I'm not a boyfriend yet.
We have to switch back to our body.
Oh!
At least your body didn't wake up with
arthritis.
It's disconnected.
I guess a life coaching business went
bust.
I'm supposed to get married this weekend.
What are these?
And how many puffer jackets does someone
need?
I'm breaking master.
What?
What did you find?
I bent down and didn't toot.
Youth really is wasted on the young.
What's with your little tissues in every
pocket?
Oh, explain.
No answer, Reiki, but now what?
Did you try a vegan meatloaf truck?
They don't have a number, and they only use
door-dash, and I don't know how to do that!
Oh, I lean Fisher years old.
I'm literally my mother.
I'm going to need therapy for the rest of
my life.
And not the kinds from grams.
Like the real kind.
Like you have to pay for.
Oh, why did anyone wear these?
Did she say anything?
Like fortune?
No.
But maybe she told the girls.
Did the psychic say anything to you about
fortune?
It could be the key to getting out of
this.
Wait, she did.
She did.
What was it?
Change the hearts.
You know are wrong to reach the place
where you belong.
That's about our parents getting married.
L.A.
London.
As teenagers, we have no power.
No say in whether we move or stay.
But as adults...
Mom, she didn't say anything to us!
Whoa!
You do not hit me!
You do not hit me!
You do not hit me!
So, what do you say?
Not working!
We need a pile.
Peat cake donuts!
She'll love those.
Harper, got them.
I'll love those.
Hey girls, how's the sleepover?
Good!
We did teenagers.
Very good.
So, here's our plan.
First, these clothes are rubbish.
Just can't.
Can you just... Give
me five minutes.
What?
No.
How?
Why?
You're in your mom's body.
So, all you have to do is tell my dad.
You don't love him anymore.
Wedding is off.
Done.
Whoa!
Got some spray.
What did you do to my head?
I fixed it.
And you're welcome.
It's cold.
I'm afraid of pigs.
Seriously, I think you're going to my work
dress like this.
Take that off.
You're going to get me watered.
Did you do my hair?
I straightened it.
Good thing.
You never wash your hair.
No, I don't.
The ocean washes it for me.
Obviously.
The wedding can happen.
It's Friday.
We only have till Sunday.
We're going to do some serious sabotage.
The immigration interview.
The rehearsal lunch.
Then, what if we cancel all of the wedding
stuff?
The cake.
Place.
People.
And all we have to do is convince our
parents that they are incompatible.
Which should not be hard.
Because my mom obviously should not be
with some wannabe Gordon Ramsay.
Well, my father doesn't want to be with
some wannabe ballet village rocker mom.
I quite like this sexy tiger.
It's an American superstition
that it's bad luck for
the bride and groom to
kiss before they say I do.
Really?
But how long?
For a long time.
A long, long time.
Really?
Yeah.
Also, no touching hands.
No touching at all.
No gazing into each other's eyes.
Because it's gross.
Yeah.
How would it?
For maximum luck.
And finally, we must be convincing as them
until we break them up.
Lily?
Yeah?
Did you just take Tessa's calcium?
Mmm.
Bone health.
Shh.
You... Yeah, I'll
be taking them.
You need to take those.
I'm gonna go on about it.
Crack on those.
Crack on those.
Crack on.
Well, actually, Lily and I aren't feeling
very well.
We think it might be a smart decision to
stay home.
This has nothing to do with your
detention.
Oh.
Well, you wouldn't want me to go to school
sick, would you, Mom?
Hmm.
You don't feel sick to me.
Does she look sick to you, Graham?
I mean, Mom?
No.
They look fine.
You have your client,
Ella's huge Rolling Stone
photoshoot today and
your immigration interview.
Don't you need a little bit of help with
that?
Of course you need your help.
Hey, kids these days won't say anything to
get out of school.
Come on.
And make a choice.
Come on, come on.
Let's go.
See you at the dance studio.
Wait, what?
Dance studio.
Let's go.
Change to the club.
Your bag.
Change.
This is the finals.
Welcome everybody to the West Side Pickle
Bowl Championship.
Oh, yeah.
You have your championship today.
I think you're going to be late.
Late?
Yes.
Yeah.
I'm going to be late.
Okay, newly wedded.
You just made your grand entrance into the
wedding reception.
The lights begin to dim.
And a five, six, seven.
Eric.
Dave Norris.
Oh, right.
Make a ball.
Yes.
Charge.
Shallow.
It's a ball.
Get it, Graham.
Big stallion energy.
All right.
A ball, though.
So look at you.
What?
Eye contact.
Come on.
Hi.
Hi.
Tango is your pelvis.
Pickle ball.
It's a sport.
What, Dennis?
What it is for?
For what?
For what?
For what?
For what?
For what?
For what?
For what?
For what?
For what?
For what?
My body wobbled in this edge.
Here we go.
Okay.
That was so... What was that?
You almost hit me.
Okay.
I was... Up?
Up you go.
No, it's okay.
It's fine.
It's just good.
Right here.
You're just lying on the floor.
Taking a little napy-poo.
Not a napy-poo.
Tango.
Oh, no.
I was just thinking that maybe this angle
isn't right to him.
Anything else?
Okay, Dennis.
We don't see 60.
Come on.
Let's see what I have to do.
Game point, suckers.
Drop it!
So when you want it, she's got a lot of
sound.
Be like somebody.
The forwarding something, please.
A hip-hop.
A hip-hop?
Yeah.
Yeah.
A hip-hop.
I've never seen this kind of hip-hop.
Hip-hop.
She's on the ground.
How is she doing that?
That's a new move.
That's defensive of this!
Defensive of this!
Wally, get up!
This is very tall.
Okay.
First of all, hold me.
We are Matt Boomer.
We're Gen X.
We are Elder Millennials.
Some of the last Millennials.
The finale.
No.
And 5, 6, 7, 8.
Oh!
Oh,
we're supposed to know where to go.
Natural, honey.
You can do that.
Can you tell me how?
Okay.
I have an immigration interview.
A rehearsal lunch.
That was a big show.
My wedding.
And I am stuck in detention.
I'm stuck here too.
And it's the jumping jumps for the entire
West Side.
Well, well, well.
Look who showed up.
Lily Reyes.
And Harper Coleman.
How have you not retired yet?
The school had our pension invested in
crypto.
That's if I'm not supposed to complain
about it for my lawyer.
It's neither here nor there.
So let's surrender our devices.
Let's go.
And now it's time to
prepare for the most
boring task you could
ever possibly imagine.
Sit there.
Read or think only.
No screens.
Books.
Does he mean hours of uninterrupted peace?
Why that look of bliss off your face?
Get over yourself, Elton.
This is high school not prison.
Yeah, it's not a prison.
Which FYI research shows is ineffective at
preventing recidivism.
Yeah, rizicism.
You know, giving back
to the community is a
lot more effective than
trapping people inside.
Oh.
You want to go outside?
Let us out.
Let us out.
Let us out.
Let us out.
Let us out.
Outside.
Come on.
Hang out.
Wait.
We need to find Madam Jen now.
We need our phones.
Come on, babe.
You're not like my grandma.
Pick up trash.
Yeah, I know.
I don't care about the deposit.
Oh, that includes the efficient shoes.
Cancel that too.
Thank you.
Is this for real?
Yes.
Where are you?
The editor's a rolling stone in here.
Oh, no.
Remember, it's the hungry tour.
Trevor's allergic to strawberries.
Look sweet, Ella.
Ella's having a lowdown.
Hello, my staff and people that I see all
the time.
Here's your juice.
Oh, thank you.
All right, so she's only here,
buddy.
Thank you.
Oh.
Why would you give me that to drink?
Do you give it to me if I die?
Anna.
Jeanshorts.
Fresh guard.
Laundry day?
Ah.
Let's talk about the headline for the
article.
It's giving it for all.
Hupstar Queen Ella slays down the house.
Or, we're gagging besties.
Ella's new album just hits different.
No, no, just stop.
What deep in the attic such old person
came up with those?
You did.
I did.
Oh.
Thanks, Puss.
Okay, I really need you to focus on Ella.
Okay.
Don't start that.
Ella?
Trevor has fallen in love with me.
And you know what about me?
You?
No.
What about me?
The whole world knows that you dumped me.
And everywhere.
Okay, I am your manager.
So I'm gonna manage this, okay?
Ryan, I really do need to dash.
Yeah, but there's a photographer's back in
five minutes.
Photographer?
Yeah.
For your new passport photo, the one you
need for the international party.
Oh!
Yes.
I remember every detail that you told me
about me.
Yeah.
I got prescriptions.
You got the essentials.
Essentials?
Yes.
Can I read all these things?
Oh!
I can do that.
Yes.
Where is this girl?
Don't nappies.
That is lazy.
Oh, hey.
Yes, right here.
Are you exited?
Yes.
This is my true place for old people.
Oh!
This is for when you lose your teeth.
I'm gonna lose my teeth.
No!
Okay, slow pups.
I want every blue spirulina smooth spill
done.
I want every chia seed scraped.
Every two-piece organic gun on the bottom
of these seeds.
Gun!
Way to go, Harper.
What?
No, this was Lilith's fault.
Elton!
Yeah?
I understand that you
feel the need to prove a
point because I probably
undermined your authority.
How?
Do you understand me?
This is a restorative justice,
I mean, if anything.
You're making these kids want to act out
long.
How does it always make things worse?
It's a unique talent.
I have connections on the school board,
Elton.
Well, you're a stupid kid and you have no
connections, but you have earned,
along with everybody here, three more
weeks of detention.
Oh, Lilith!
I do!
Roll!
Oh, my God!
That was uncalled for.
Let's all take a deep, centering breath.
Let's have this.
You ready?
It's sunny.
Wow.
Good, right?
I think you're having an allergic
reaction.
No, no, no, no.
It's red pompo.
I want to get some ice.
Okay, give me the ring light.
Every bottle of Ben & Girl ice is funny.
It's red pompo.
No, right.
I don't have other things.
Okay, whatever.
Do you have another ring light?
Like a big one, right?
True.
I need a thing.
Can you make that thing?
Can you put the ring light?
I'll put.
Okay, ready?
Ready?
Let me do it.
Hold on.
Oh, no.
This is 10, maybe 50 miles.
I'll just do it.
Okay?
All right.
Here I go.
Dear sir, must cancel the wedding venue
because the bride is horrible,
as my daughter always suspected.
Open.
This is Laura.
Hello, hello.
Hey, hon.
I need your approval on the author photo.
Okay.
Can you sing it over now?
Huh?
Oh, no.
No, no.
That one's rubbish.
I just took a new one.
I'm sending now.
Okay.
Oh, look.
Her phone has the giant letter virus.
Oh!
Ryan.
Is it possible for you to drop the address
work?
Hey, you Trevor head.
That was your boy Trevor Travis with his
brand new dog, better than the last one.
My mom's biggest client is having a
meltdown.
Jet!
I'm working.
Trevor, her boyfriend dumped her.
Trevor Travis.
Shh.
She's so much better.
Better.
Better than her.
Yes.
Oh!
And they just got magic tattooed.
That is literally the worst thing I've ever
heard happening to anyone ever full stop.
Think?
Of course.
This is getting married so she doesn't get
what it's like to have her heart broken.
Oh, I know.
When I was your age,
my mom, I mean, I had this
boyfriend, Jake, all my
friends say he was my first love.
Is that who your song's about?
What song?
My song?
I wrote that?
It's really good.
This is a great song.
You're really good.
I don't get why you quit playing.
Because I had a kid who I probably were
then since I'm writing songs in secret.
So you miss performing?
I mean... Yeah, probably.
Finding out a lot about myself today.
Anna, your song is the only song I loved
out of everything that we got said.
I know you already said no, but can I
please sing it at the Wilton tomorrow?
I mean, it's your concert, your tour.
You should sing whatever song you want.
Okay.
Yeah, I just... I feel like between
managers and stylists and execs and label
people, I feel like I'm never gonna say
anything that goes on.
Right!
Right, because old people never listen.
I mean, people like you think...
I think people like me think people like
you don't know what I mean.
Yeah.
I have control over my own life.
Absolute control.
Finish it back on.
Finish it back on, brass hoppers!
Jump, jump, jump!
Let's make some fierce photos of this
fierce girl right here.
I think a job is really hard.
Wait.
What?
Wait, what?
If your mom wrote that song about that
Jake.
Yeah.
That's how we can get our parents to split
up forever.
So if she is with him, she can't marry my
dad?
Well, how do we find him?
It's like a database of old people.
Jake.
Oh, that's him.
Yes.
From the photo.
Wait, wait, wait.
Look.
Okay.
Oh, and he owns the record parlor.
He has liked all your mom's posts.
He is proper obsessed with her.
Single.
Okay.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
But first, your mom must look fit if she's
gonna run into the love of her life.
And I need that change, too.
Ellis Stiles has pulled the most gorgeous
gongs I've ever seen in my entire life.
Do you think we love this movie?
Girl, the label of this movie.
Can we just put it on here?
Let's just put the movie on yourself now.
Fred, put it on your hand.
Please, can we just
put our differences aside
so that I can live my
dream with the book?
Please.
This is only because of the plan.
No.
You're welcome.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
What do you mean?
It's horrible.
It's so, so... so
crazy for the camera.
It's very different.
Find the shape and then pull it.
Good luck, Ellis Stiles.
Okay, where did the first go?
This is cool.
Exactly.
It's a cycle, I think.
No, no, no.
Tess, your styling is so one-point.
You two are the coolest adults I have ever
met.
Thanks.
Bye.
Thank you.
My mom does have a cool job.
Yes.
Yes.
She's our new best friend.
I think so.
I think so.
Do you guys need a ride?
Oh, yes.
Yes.
Yes, I need a ride.
Thank you.
Hello?
Oh, no.
They're gone completely rogue.
But on a joy ride with Ellis, you'll never
find them.
No.
But we can't find Madam Janet.
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Oh, yeah.
Look, I know we don't have time.
But we are.
And my metabolism is the speed of sound.
Oh, my God, it's really sweet.
The book was present.
Polly pie!
The flexibility!
Yes, absolutely.
You have my full attention.
All you have to do is go in there and
flirt with Jake and remind him right.
He fans you when you were young.
Wait, it wasn't me when I was young.
And I don't know how to flirt.
I definitely don't know how to flirt as an
old person.
But what do they do?
Talk about transitional lenses?
Home repairs?
John Mayer?
I don't... Oh, I have an idea.
We both wear our Airpods.
That way you can help me because you have
a French boyfriend.
So you definitely know how to flirt.
Yeah.
Deffo.
Yes.
I'm going to go in and
then I'll give you the word
when to come in and make
your sexy grand entrance.
What sexy grand entrance?
What do you mean?
You have to be sexy though.
How?
Sexy.
I'm not doing that.
What is this?
A different look?
What?
It's awesome.
I didn't know you were coming by today.
I got the stuff in the back.
What stuff?
What do you mean?
That's him.
That's our bloke.
What's happening?
He's going to get me stuff.
What is your mother doing behind my
father's back?
Shh.
No.
Get down.
I can't hear you.
Get down.
I'm ignoring you.
Thanks again for doing this.
What exactly are we doing here?
Signing merch for the charity auction.
Oh.
Right here you go.
Right.
The merch.
Oh.
I have a question.
Do you ever think about me?
About us?
I'm not sure there's a right answer to
this question.
I mean, do you ever miss us?
You can marry this weekend.
Unless I'm not.
Okay.
Very good.
Now, do something cheeky.
Like, lift your hair.
Good.
Oh, good.
Big, big, big moves.
Big moves.
One more.
Shake your head.
Shake it.
More.
Like all the way around.
There you go.
Shake it.
Excellent.
Okay.
Wink it in.
Try winking.
Wink.
Wink.
Wink.
One eye.
One eye.
Now, do both.
Wink.
Okay.
Good.
Okay.
That's not working.
Um...
Oh, bite your lip.
Bite your lip.
Why is he looking at you like that?
Oh, it didn't work.
No.
Not your top lip.
Your bottom lip.
Bite your bottom lip.
Like that.
How do you...
I know what this is.
I've seen this before.
You're having a stroke.
We need to be in jail.
No, no.
I just think you're going to get back
there.
I'll just... Yeah.
It's in the back.
All right.
I'll find it.
Are you sure?
Sure.
There's no merchant
that... I was really bad at that.
I was so bad at that.
How do you know that boyfriend liked you?
Um... You just know?
Huh?
How?
Like, specifically.
You dated a guy.
You know this.
You have experience.
Tell me.
Help me out here.
Harper, I... I don't
have a French boyfriend.
My entire dating experience is watching
500 hours of Love Island.
Wait.
You're like the most confident person I
know.
It's an act.
But... You're not going
to tell everyone, are you?
No.
I'm not like that.
I wouldn't do that.
Okay.
Thank you.
Oh.
You're not going to hug me, are you?
No, I was just... No.
Don't do that to me.
Okay?
It was just... All right.
Look.
No, we should get back out there.
Right?
Because otherwise I'll think I'm gooping.
Right here.
I see her.
Wipe out the milk.
And I see your spring writing career
taking off.
If you move over to... Genre?
Genre.
Yes.
Genre.
Elevator?
Um... No.
Sorry.
You?
Oh.
Um... How can I help?
Take...
One... Wild... Yes.
Are you going to serve me papers?
We switched bodies.
Oh.
Oh my gosh.
It actually worked.
That's amazing.
It's never worked before.
Um...
Would you guys find leaving me a review or
like five stars and just saying like,
Oh my gosh.
Madam gentlemen.
Tell us how to switch back right now.
Okay.
All right.
I'll consider it.
If you sign up for my Reiki and financial
management package.
Tell us how to switch back your
multi-hyphenate lunatic.
Oh my gosh.
I am a multi-hyphenate.
That absolutely slays.
I'm supposed to get married in two days.
Right.
Okay.
Um... All right.
Well, you have to look at the reading.
That's the only way.
We don't love the reading.
Um... What are
you talking about?
I said the reading directly to you both
multiple times in a scary whisper voice.
Because we weren't there.
That was it.
Right.
Oh right.
You weren't you because you had switched
with the other women who are... Okay.
That's... And it makes sense.
Um... Okay.
Well.
The reading was, Change the heart.
You know are wrong to reach the place
where you belong.
Didn't we try that?
I think we tried that.
Okay.
The problem is, Your hearts might not be
the only ones that need changing.
So... Oh, cute.
Well, our time is up.
Wait.
No, no, no.
There's got to be signals.
You can do, right?
I wish I could help you.
But my shift is starting.
So what I can do for you is get you a
Cortado and Americano.
A print delay.
And any kind of espresso or non-espresso
drink.
To death.
Good.
Good.
It's sorted.
Uh, excuse me.
Tass?
Oh.
What are you doing down there?
Stretching.
Oh, yeah.
Hi.
Anna didn't, she didn't tell me that you
were going to be here today.
Oh.
What interview?
I mean, yes, I know the interview.
Now?
I was just thinking about you the other
day.
Really?
I've been meaning to ask you something.
Sure.
And I don't quite know how to broach the
subject.
But it's, um...
Is your husband still with us?
Yeah.
I can't believe that.
He's so old.
How old is he?
We never talk about it.
Somewhere between 50 and 100.
Really?
Yeah.
Yeah.
But, okay.
We focus for a second.
I'm worried about Anna.
All right.
She's been being weird with me.
And she keeps asking if I ever think about
her.
You know, maybe she is reconsidering.
Reconsidering?
Three weeks ago, she told me how in love
she is with Eric.
Do you know that she wrote a song about
you?
No.
Anna!
Daughter!
Why don't you tell Jake about the song you
wrote?
I wrote a song about us.
You know what?
I'll give you your privacy.
I'm just gonna go look for music for old
people.
You know, really old, like, Coldplay.
It's nice to hear you're writing again.
Yeah, can you just give me a second,
bro?
One second.
We need to get to the immigration
interview now.
Okay, let's go.
My legs are so weak, my knees are cracking
like walnuts.
What is happening right now?
My brain is telling my body to stand up,
but it's like shouting into the abyss.
See, I just tried to get up again.
Okay.
Help me.
We have to find a way to get to the
immigration interview.
Okay, okay.
Oh, wait.
I have an idea.
Oh, come on.
Sir, that's why it takes time.
It's better.
Oh, Jake.
Hi.
Could we borrow your car?
Oh, and don't worry.
We are totally of age to drive.
Anything for you, we've got to see.
You ready?
Hold on.
Oh, that's the one I asked for my heart.
I love driving.
I don't know who taught you how to drive.
But they work good.
I can't look.
I can't look.
Hey, nice car.
It's totally mine.
Do you think he's cute?
I do not.
He's totally cute.
Stop.
I do not.
If you don't mind.
I do not.
Shut up.
He thinks you're cute.
I do not.
Yes, you do.
I do.
She's so dumb.
I do.
Thanks.
Dr. Coleman?
It's my therapist.
Are you nervous?
Oh, why would I be?
We're perfect for each other.
You'll see.
Oh, that's cryptic.
Coleman Reyes.
Ah, yes.
That's us.
I love... so many ruffles.
Yeah.
Here you go.
How are you?
Oh, um, I was just done by my fiance.
So, you know... Oh, no.
I'm so sorry.
Oh, what a decent thing to say.
Thank you.
Yes, of course.
Are you single?
Kidding.
Um, can I see your paperwork?
Ah, yes.
Yeah.
I'm sure you're approved.
Oh, wait, whoa.
Don't you need to see if we really know
each other?
I mean, usually, yeah, but...
you seem like such a kind and honest man
who clearly works out a lot.
When you could be a gymnast.
I did want to qualify to represent the UK
in portable, too.
Just kidding, really.
I'm still, like, for us to prove that we,
you know, are marriage material.
So, what's my favorite roach of snack?
Uh, 7-Eleven hot dog.
They've been really sloppy.
Dreamed a cake?
Taking the girls to Galapagos.
Harper would love the biodiversity.
I think Lily could really
benefit from the dirt,
though she really just
wants to see a, uh...
Komodo dragon in the wild.
What's her favorite animal?
Oh, these are too, too easy.
You gotta hit me with the hard stuff.
What is my guilty pleasure hump-up song?
Oh.
Uh, darling, I...
I promised to never devote a highly
classified income here.
See?
He doesn't know me at all.
See?
Okay.
We can't get married.
It's... it's trouble-womba.
She told you?
Wait, could you be crawling or something?
I get knocked down.
But I get up again.
You're never gonna keep me down.
I get knocked down.
But I get up again.
Really, you're never gonna keep me down.
That's the one, yeah.
It's in the night away.
Oh, wow.
Oh, Danny Boy.
Danny Boy.
Danny Boy.
Danny was my fiancee.
Me.
Okay, enough.
What's my deepest darkest fear?
Oh.
That you love a hopper.
I need to protect her or push her away
rather than bring her close.
And then she'll run away
and be a surf bum and she'll
get a dodgy tattoo that's
not around the belly button.
But you're a phenomenal mom and a hopper
is amazing.
So that'll never happen.
Well, that was really sweet.
I didn't know that.
You know, I approve hundreds of marriages
that probably won't even last a year.
But you too.
Thank you.
Next.
Well done.
We got approved.
Ah, when you see who Venice is,
we cancel it.
I should deal with this.
Beth, yeah, my mom's almost here.
Okay, uh, bye.
What I love makes up.
Muffin, Muffin, how'd it go?
Your dad knows a lot about my mom.
I think he really loves her.
But did you do enough to break them up?
I don't know.
I need to clear my mind.
Can we go somewhere?
Yes, yeah, get in.
Don't drag so fast.
Change the hearts you know are wrong to
reach the place where you belong.
What do you think she meant by that?
I think she means a lot.
But get on the right side, honey.
This dude is so much fun.
Why have we never done this before?
Because you already have one take gift and
you do not need another.
It's very funny.
I'll have you going this far.
These eyes.
Two friends.
Hey!
Nothing broke!
We're in this whole phone density!
I'm not excited!
Girls!
Get in the car!
How do kids get away with anything
anymore?
You know, I hated you a little less today.
I think it's hard to hate you when I look
like your grand.
No.
And... I hated you a
little less today too.
I just don't understand how anyone can
dislike California.
It's like a wrong opinion.
Harper, you can't have a wrong opinion.
I mean, look around.
Yes, okay, Harper.
It's lovely.
It's lovely.
I just... I'm missing Linda.
We can talk about her if you want.
No, thanks.
I think if I talk about her, I'm giving
away a little of her I've left.
Okay.
And...
Why are you so obsessed?
I like Los Angeles.
Well, I'm not.
Yes, you are.
No?
Yes.
And look, even if I liked it a little bit
here, I mean...
You... You still don't
want me around.
Obviously not.
Obviously not.
I guess it's a good thing we're stopping
this wedding.
Yeah.
Where are they?
They're supposed to be home by now.
Very good.
A little dry.
Thyroid fruit for it.
And my fruit by me grapes.
Your lack of concern...
It's not working.
Just stay calm, honey.
Stay calm.
I've got the rehearsal lunch, the final
dress fitting, and my wedding is in 36
hours and I'm trapped in the body of a
ninth grader.
I did.
I told you so.
Don't think about it.
Certainly didn't.
What difference does it make anyway?
Where on earth have you been?
Well... Can't two adult women
come home on their please?
What do you think you're doing driving
around like that with Ella all day?
Ella, we went to a bathroom.
Why am I dressed like that?
And she said she had a lot of stuff to do
with it.
She's a lot of stuff to do with it.
Okay, I don't care about that right now.
Did you make it to the immigration
interview?
Yes, I did.
Just like chill, okay?
Or do your weird breathing stuff that you
do.
Chill?
I am the adult here.
I'm in charge.
It doesn't look like it.
You just earn yourself some consequence.
Oh, no.
No.
Give me your phones.
Sure.
It's like... By the
way, yours are recent.
This is all holy shit.
Shut up.
No, I'm not.
This is totally it.
And don't talk about it.
Girls, this is serious.
We all need to stop getting alone unless
we want to be stuck like this forever.
You know, you lot are giving the better
end of this deal.
It's us who are going to be dead in like
five years.
She's 37.
I'm 36 and a half.
Well, you two are out having fun.
We found Madam Jen.
She made us buy business cards for
everyone.
And a Reiki 10 pass.
What even is Reiki?
Huh?
What is it?
Stop talking about Reiki.
Well, Madam Jen said to change your heart.
So, change your freaking dang heart.
That's the only way for us to get out of
this mess.
Oh, I'm switching to red.
Do you want one?
You're making mommy bear a stretch.
Use Reiki now.
Don't worry.
I'll just keep going in life.
On your way.
On your way.
Look at you.
Shredding the waves, dude.
You never use those words again.
Wait.
What are you doing here?
I'll let it.
What license?
What's that license?
But it looks like you're ready to surprise
Hopin.
Take her out.
Oh, yeah.
That's really good of a surprise,
Harper.
Obviously.
Oh, no.
I just ate a bowl of onions.
In the water?
Yeah, they keep me alert.
Okay.
Look, I know it feels like we're in an
impossible situation.
Maybe that's why things help a bit off
with us.
Yeah, probably.
Yeah.
But Anna, I think we should stay in LA.
What about Lily?
Going back to London, the Enbridge Hall is
not going to bring back her mom.
And there's no one keeping us there
anymore.
If I'm honest, you felt so lost.
So what you need is to be with them.
A grand-life test assistant like Harper.
And you.
I can't believe how much you love me.
And my family.
It's a real true love.
It's just crazy.
Okay.
Well, you made it look so easy.
I'm gonna give it a go.
I don't know that.
I haven't proved as much as you.
You're amazing.
You're like weaving and dodging.
You're like a person.
I would fit perfectly.
Anna, come look.
Oh, wow.
Now, fix your posture.
This is weird.
Weirder for me, trust me.
Really?
Are you the one wearing your mom's wedding
dress?
I never thought I'd get to have this
experience, especially like this.
Well, mom, you know how much I love to
wear a dress.
Sorry, this is such a mess, Harper.
Mom, there's something I need to tell you.
What were you talking to my dad about this
morning?
Oh, we were just talking about the lunch.
What about the lunch?
It's just lunch stuff.
By lunch.
Okay.
I'm just going to make a quick call.
Okay.
Oh,
hi.
It's Taz.
Listen, last minute, but
Anna was wondering if
you might like to attend
her rehearsal luncheon.
No, you would not be in a position.
You know what, I think your appearance there
would make it a much more lively affair.
So, I just wanted to say that I'm very
excited.
And being at my new
restaurant makes it all the more
special for all of us to finally
come together as a family.
So, with that said, welcome to this.
Congratulations.
Thank you for coming, really.
Eric and I so appreciate it.
Right.
Champagne ladies?
Yes, please.
Because we're adults.
Eric's parents are here, so best behavior,
please.
Stand up straight.
Anna, my soon to be daughter.
My heart is so full of love.
That's me.
How was your flight?
It was 13 hours and 13 minutes from
Manila.
Major jet lag, some worse than others.
But I really love it here.
Maybe Harper can teach me the circle.
Sure, dude.
Man up, Polola.
You're so silly.
Only Lily calls me Lola.
But I want to support your Tagalog dream.
Keep it up.
Come on, Anna.
No, no, no.
We just have to wait for the surprise
guest.
What are you talking about?
Oh, just wait.
Hello, sir.
Welcome.
No, thank you.
Jake.
What's he doing here?
I invited him, but I didn't think he'd
come.
But, you know, he really likes your grand.
My mom's gonna freak out.
I know, so will my dad.
That was the whole point.
Oh, you?
Dr. C.
Thank you for inviting me.
I saved your number.
I hope that's okay.
Of course.
Hi there.
Hey.
I think I'm gonna have to ask you to
leave.
Uh, now.
But, uh, you know, your mom, she really
wanted me here.
Right, I'm sure.
Uh, well...
Okay.
I got you.
Thank you so much.
You're the best, bro.
No, no, no, wait, wait.
I won't be right back.
Jake, don't go.
Yes, yes.
Can we have a chat later?
It's regarding Lily.
Oh, it's regarding Lily.
We should chat now.
My big sister, Anna.
After every atomic
wedgie you gave me, I
always knew that you
also had an atomic heart.
Yes.
Anna and I decided we should all stay in
LA.
What?
Yes.
What?
And everyone?
Yes.
As a therapist, I was
hoping to get your
thoughts on the best way
to approach them, maybe.
But, I know how you feel about Bilba now.
So we can chat later, yeah?
Okay, okay.
You bloody backstabber.
I know what you did.
All right, who wants to speak next?
Father of the groom looks ready.
No, no, no.
I have a few choice words for the bride.
I would like to make a toast.
That, that's Kristoff.
We have a toasting triangle.
Oh, Kristoff.
I would like to make a toast
to your future husband, so
that he knows what kind of
woman he's getting married to.
Oh, he does, he does, he does.
He knows that he's married and
he can make his own decisions
and he knows not to be
manipulated by other people.
Yes.
Hey, Gramps, this is between us.
Listen to your husband.
You'll listen to me.
Ella, what does she want?
Micro cilantro from the foothills of
Oaxaca.
It was not my fault that micro cilantro is
bursting flavor.
But it is your fault that the cilantro has
no loyalty to flavor.
What are you doing?
We have to stop them.
Are you doing all that work?
Oh, Ella, this is the last thing I need.
Oh, Jake's back already.
Jake, what are you doing here?
It was all her, I swear.
Really?
Um, and you all?
That's Anna's ex-boyfriend.
What?
Is she my other ex-boyfriend?
Because she still has feelings for him.
Oh, that's not her.
I, uh, after the appetizer, Anna said she
wasn't feeling well, so I went...
Right, I wasn't feeling well.
Okay, but not from the food here.
The food is fine.
It's not food, it's fish.
It is not the food.
She's just on her period.
That's all.
She's on her period.
I'm on my right now.
I didn't really know what you were in your
cycle.
I know, dude.
It's fine.
Thank you.
Can someone please explain to me what's
going on here?
No, no, no, no.
She shouldn't explain anything,
because she will just lie.
Yeah.
I trust him.
I know, but you don't know what he said to
me.
You weren't there, you didn't hear it.
I don't think this marriage should happen.
Well, you know what?
It's not just about what you want.
It isn't.
It's about what she wants and
she... Ever about what I want.
It's always about what you want.
Everyone wants this.
Okay, that's enough.
Well, yes, some of them do.
Hey, that's enough.
The girl's lady is one thing, but this is
your mum.
And for some reason, your ex-boyfriend is
here.
Yeah.
Anna, I love you.
But you're clearly having second thoughts.
This isn't working for our families, and
we always said we'd put our families first.
So, we can't do this.
I can't do this.
Lily helped you and your parents,
and you heard about it.
The wedding's off.
He's right.
It's over.
Wait, no.
Wait, please, please, please, no.
I'm so sorry.
I promised I didn't mean for this to
happen.
I think you did.
Well, yes, you did it.
Yeah.
I've noticed this is the best time,
but can I have my car back?
Any later?
She seems upset.
No, she just needs some space.
What about you?
Are you doing okay?
Oh, yeah, I'm always okay.
It would be fair if you weren't.
That all got pretty crazy.
I worry what'll happen when Tess doesn't
have those two, or if the driver occurs.
I'm worried Tess will be really lonely.
If all of you were implemented.
You're a good guy, Ryan.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Maybe this isn't for me to fix.
Mind if I join you?
Okay.
Okay.
Are you okay?
I haven't seen my dad that upset.
Since my mom died.
And it was all my fault.
You know, when Ryan asked
me to marry him, I thought
about what Anna and
Harry's dad would have said.
I would have felt about it.
I think she'd be so happy for us.
That we found someone who loved us all so
much.
I think my mom would feel the same way.
Yeah.
I really miss her, Ryan.
It's okay.
She would be so disappointed.
No.
Yes, she would.
Because I was very selfish.
What?
No.
I was.
And I know it.
No.
She know.
Your heart.
It's insatiable.
Not in my dad.
And in the public eye.
Salute.
Salute.
Salute.
Why are you crying?
I thought there was a way to make everyone
happy, but first not.
I think there was something for Eric.
My client needs me.
Salute.
Salute.
Salute.
No, go!
My
Eyes be so profound, let me
just say a thing, let me lose
all of them, together you
and me, we got what we found.
What
the big emergency was?
Happy happy days, my dear.
You misperformed me?
Yeah, and then you
told her... You did.
The dressing room is right around the
corner.
Put this on.
Why?
Well, because we're not 15 anymore,
dolphins.
Wait a minute.
Let me know when she's ready.
You're easy.
I can't believe you need to do this.
Don't make fun of my dress.
Lily and I tried to sabotage you and Eric.
And I tried to make
him fall out of love with
you, but I couldn't because
he loves you so much.
And mom, you shouldn't have to give that
up for me.
Just like you gave up being a rock star.
And I know you've been secretly writing
songs in private.
What?
You know, the one about Jake?
What are you talking about?
I'm your good and I'm your bad because
you're my baby and love was made to last.
Harper, that song is not about Jake.
That song is about you.
About me?
Of course it is.
Harp?
Mom, I'm sorry that I said I wanted to
stay with Grahams if you left.
I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry that I made
you think that you had
to choose between being
together or being at home.
I choose you every time.
Okay, we gotta go.
Oh, look, you look like a girl.
Let's go.
Where am I going now?
Let's go.
You'll excuse me after looking at me.
No, no, no, no, please.
I know.
I said I didn't want this wedding to go
on, but that's not true.
It's just not... I...
I was scared.
And I think I realized that I didn't want
to share someone I love.
I appreciate that.
But wait, but please, you still love Anna.
You still want to get married?
I do you.
I... Do you love her?
I love Anna.
Do you want to marry her?
I want to marry Anna.
But then what?
But it's not about me.
Lily is the most important person in my
life.
And I worry every day of missing of this
apparent.
Okay, I am on my own.
I lost the mom and I am so scared of
losing her.
So I have to put her first.
What if you were right all along?
What if being here with the Coleman is
exactly what she needs?
I thought so too.
But after all this, I'm not sure.
I am.
Do you know what?
Can we just... Can
we stop for a second?
Sorry, I just...
I want to bring out the person that I
wrote this song for.
She means everything to me.
And I love her so much.
I know that family isn't always easy.
But family is everything.
She also plays guitar way better than me.
So please welcome my daughter,
Harper.
Ready to do this?
Together?
See you in my dreams.
Whenever you go, I tear in the seams.
If you think that I'll leave, don't worry.
I just keep on going back.
I'm your good and I'm your bad.
Cause you're my baby.
What are we doing here?
This is silly.
Emma and I are...
I'm not leaving, I know.
We tried, we really did it.
No, no, no, please just give us one more
chance.
Please, trust us.
I just... What is that?
Is that her?
Only I can be your baby.
Cause you're my baby.
Are you overhead?
Ella, give me these yesterday.
Come with me.
Come with me.
I'm going to lay on the bed.
I'm trying my best.
Believe me.
This isn't the first.
Can we get to be here?
Yes.
It won't be the last time I give all the
words.
But making it work.
Ain't it easy?
Ella, we wanted my designs.
It was Anna's idea.
You can tell me that you're scared enough.
When my fingers through your hair.
Like it's you, from the same story.
For the thousand days.
I just keep on going ahead.
I'm your baby.
Didn't know she could do that.
You two did it.
You did it together.
Wherever my sister is.
It's where I want to be.
Me too.
Get up.
Get out.
Move on, move on.
Let's get out.
I'm alone.
You're right.
It's all the same with you.
I'm too scared.
Just that.
You ask why.
So why.
So why.
So why.
So why.
On it.
Hi, Jake.
Not to call me.
Oh, this is.
This is Beth.
I just met Butter.
There's something about her.
Yes.
Nice dress.
Thank you.
Did you do that?
Wait.
What did you do?
Run.
Just testing out a new look.
Hi, welcome back.
I'm Dr. Tess Coleman, and this is
Rebellion With Respect.
Today on the podcast,
we are talking about a
relationship dynamic that
is very close to my heart.
Grand co-parenting.
When my daughter Anna chose to become a
single mom, it changed our family forever.
Ryan Kloppeth, recording.
As a grandma, I was able to step up and
help her.
Harper!
Harper, this is your 30-minute warning
that we're leaving for school.
Harper, this is now your 20-minute
warning.
10 minutes.
Yes, confirm the recording
sessions, but know
that I know she can
sell out more than Greek.
And yes, I know how many seats there are.
Harper, I really want
to respect your faith, but
I'm curious as to why
you're not out here yet.
You have five minutes.
Being someone that
your loved one can lean on
is the most important
relationship there is.
Ryan, I'm getting so good at this.
No.
No, no, no!
Oh, it didn't record!
Hi, Mom.
Now I've had a great time.
I know, but I've finished my podcast
early, so I'm offering to do drop-off.
No, it's okay.
I've got everything under control.
Harper, you had to be up 10 minutes ago.
Prepare to meet Trigger!
Harper!
Let's get for Laura.
Dude, these waves are unreal.
I love our lives!
Yo, are we sneaking for experience?
Oh, shoot, we gotta go.
I made your favorite lunch.
I was tickled all yesterday.
Did you beat him?
We say it not really, dude.
Mom, I told you I could take her.
I know, sweetheart, but I saw
in your stories that you were
working with the studio late,
and so I decided to take her.
You know, it would be healthy for you to
unfollow me.
And I work late all the time.
I can still take her.
Anna, let's pause and reframe.
When you decided to be a single mom,
I told you I would support you 100%.
Well, this is me, supporting you 100%.
Okay, you know what?
I'm coming too.
We can both do drop-off this morning.
Mom, no, go on.
You can go.
Just let them... Okay, okay, you're not
going.
Mom, if you're gonna go,
you're not... No, he's gonna go.
I'm gonna go!
So what's up, kiddo?
Nothing.
Okay, spill it.
All right, my new lab partner is the
absolute worst.
She's the new girl, here for the year.
I mean, oh, she thinks she's so much
better than everyone because she's
British, which she has
to remind me of every five
seconds like no one's ever
been from England before.
So my dad has been to that restaurant in
Paris.
And that's how I met my French boyfriend,
Philippe Henri.
Ah, Philippe Henri.
He's French and modern.
He's seriously been to Paris Fashion Week?
Anna Wintour scowled at me.
Seriously?
What's Paris like?
Oh, it's lovely.
I go all the time.
Ignore the British girl after this year.
You won't have to see her anymore.
Nice advice, you're a therapist.
Well, I'm not a therapist and regret it.
All right, well, this has been real.
Please drive away like you don't know me.
Make your choices.
You are so lame.
I'm ready for laboratory today.
Shut your mouth.
Fun bonus round today.
Never trust an atom.
Why?
Because they make up everything.
You're all day folks.
You're supposed to put your goggles on
before we start.
The goggles are giving me a...
Yeah, we're not like minions.
So I thank you, but that's perfect for
you.
It's like the revolutionary world is for
nothing.
Today, remember, these are dangerous
chemicals.
Maybe we should use not dangerous
chemicals?
How about you do your actual share of the
work instead of doodling?
It's called designing.
The measurements here have to be precise.
But this experiment is so simple.
In the UK, we did this in primary school.
The only reason people think you're smart
is because of your obnoxious accent.
At least people think you're clever.
What that's supposed to mean?
You're smart.
Figure it out.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
That was not precise!
That was not precise at all!
Oh, there's a woman!
I don't know, Mom.
I don't know why the principal called me,
but I'm here.
So you don't need to come.
You know what?
I can't find what I was going to tell you
about.
I have to point
out... Oh, sorry.
It's totally my fault.
No, no, no.
I wasn't looking while I was going.
Oh, well.
Are you okay?
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't know how I turned this thing
off.
Yeah, I'm not sure.
I think... Oh, thank you.
No problem.
Thank you.
My daughter just started here,
and I've been quite lost.
Which happened over the chemistry lab.
This is serious.
Someone could have been injured.
I'm sure it was just an accident.
It seems to me, in this understanding,
Harper seems so...
Lovely.
Oh, Lily seems so genuine and kind.
Wow.
I certainly never had two parents come in
here and be this attractive.
I meant attentive.
Lily and I are definitely going to reflect
on how to do better.
This is all Harper and I are going to
think about.
We're very, very committed, especially as
a single parent household.
Us too.
We're single parents.
Great.
I'm a single parent.
Yes, me too.
Single.
Single parent.
Guilty.
I'm single too.
Should we meet up?
Perhaps our daughter should get to know
each other.
Remember like Wednesdays after six, get a
little wine, talk about these badass kids?
Harper would really like that.
Over dinner?
Dinner sounds perfect.
I'm on it.
Petit-tois?
Yes.
Gonna have a table for two, private,
and the back.
Do you guys have any allergies?
No.
No, no allergies.
Still it.
There's just no time.
Bachelorette party, dance rehearsal,
final fitting, rehearsal lunch,
and oh, my wedding.
You have a lot on your plate.
Big day, deep breath.
There's so much to do before Sunday.
Let us know how we can help.
Maybe someone could help me memorize my
wedding pass.
How about this?
I'll help you.
I, Anna, take you, Eric, a man that I have
been dating for six months, but might
uproot my entire life and
move to London, where
we have no family and
when avocado costs $11.
Perhaps you should add something about my
undying patience for a teenage woman.
What's going on about the avocado?
Oh, that wasn't about you.
It was actually about my mom's other
British fianc.
She's a comedian today, just today night.
Right, Harper?
I have been practicing office dance.
Wait till you see what I am cooking.
Ooh, I see what you did earlier.
I missed you since yesterday.
Ew.
Hello!
Hello!
I have my pastry chef make sticky toffee
pudding cavova for the bake sale.
Just what every teenager loves.
Pavlova.
Agreed.
Teenagers these days.
Suffice to keep balance.
Yes, well, this pastry chef was up at 4 a
.m.
baking old freshman chocolate chip cookies
from scratch with no staff.
Four hours?
For cookies?
I think we need to get you a staff.
They just needed to call.
Stand up straight, good posture.
Okay, do you know how bad this is for you?
Seriously, eat that.
Say thanks, mom.
I saw that, Harper.
Let's try and keep some schedule here.
Hi.
Well, we wouldn't want to be off schedule
in it.
Hi, Lil.
It's Lily.
Lily, back seat.
Can't bring him to see me.
No, this will be good bonding for
everyone.
I bond best with Lil E.
When we're not around each other and I
don't have to look at her face.
I know I'm sitting next to you.
It reminds me that I've been made.
All right.
All right.
I got you.
You got me.
Good morning.
We're ready to go.
Good morning.
Cars all set up.
The coach rule one.
Yeah?
Yeah?
Yeah?
What do you think?
I'm not saying I don't not want to go on a
trip.
I'm just saying that Anna's
wedding has put me behind
with my patients, which
has been very disruptive.
And, and of course, they keep adding dates
to my book tour, which, you know,
out of my control.
And I'm just saying I need a little time.
Look, girls, we're trying to hear you.
Just try and hear us.
Oh, no.
I hear you trying to pull me away from my
family and my friends.
I mean, who even gets to surf before
school in London?
You could surf on the river Terns.
Really?
No, you dipstick.
Girls.
It's a city.
Okay, girls, girls.
It's our decision.
Eric and I will do it right for the
family.
Family?
Yes, this family.
I don't say it like that.
Don't say it.
Don't you tell me what to say and how to
say it.
How about relax?
Don't be so dramatic.
Lily, stop gaslighting.
What?
You don't even know what that means.
I don't want to look at your face anymore.
You know what that means, right?
I think I know what that means.
Yeah, I know you do.
For the next sale of today, every table
must have a full pre-option.
And every option is a full pre-option.
A red dot pre-option.
Well, at least we don't have to bring them
to our immigration interview tomorrow.
Don't be stressed.
I'll come around.
Yeah, let them take all the time they
need.
Oh, it sounds great.
I'll be back in a bit.
Thank you.
Oh, send those to the tour manager,
please.
I'm a pop star in Iraq.
So, I'm going to visit Susan.
How's it going?
Oh, good morning.
Actually, it's literally not.
It's a bad morning.
It's a very bad morning.
Not to me personally, but for you.
Why?
What happened?
Trevor talked to Ella.
And he already released a song about it.
Ella!
Oh.
Yeah.
Then he dumped her in a text.
Yeah, I got this.
Time's a good time.
I'll be in the booth and I'll just lay it
on down.
Okay, so Trevor wrote a song.
But I'm sure it's not as bad as you think.
It's called Better Than the Last One.
It's about me.
Okay, but that title, it could be about
anyone.
It says parentheses.
Ella.
Let's just focus on the songs that you're
going to perform on Saturday.
Performing.
I can't sing those songs.
I wrote them about Trevor.
I put my heart and soul into that.
No.
A 44-year-old Dutch music producer wrote
those songs.
Where's your hand?
I can't even stop moving my body.
Shut up.
My chest hurts.
Don't raise that kiss.
What is that?
Did you learn that from Oprah?
25-minutes-old.
Oprah, we have the best cookies in town.
Great sunset, great makeup.
Shouldn't these be more prominently
featured?
Bon Appetit.
Literally propelled my dad's restaurant
for this person.
I think they're nice and prominent over
here.
Uh, they're gourmet.
They're soggy bottoms.
You know what?
I think I see the perfect spot for yours.
Dude, go for it, Graham.
You know what?
I think I know the perfect place to put
this.
You wouldn't dare.
Yeah, perfect.
Nice caramelization.
Who
started the food fight?
Congratulations, you two.
You just got everybody in here in school's
suspension.
Is this key lime pie?
Yeah, I baked it fresh this morning.
Well, you got to take me
to the emergency room
because I'm very
allergic to key lime pie.
Is this you?
Baby.
Oh.
And love was made.
That's not supposed to be in there.
What's with her pink sled?
I saw them at the troubadour last year.
Could I sing you a song this weekend?
Oh, no.
You have way better stuff than something I
wrote.
I wrote that after I left pink slip
anyway.
Okay.
I got this.
Yes, you got this.
Opening your world tour at the Wiltern is
a big show for you.
Huge.
For the both of us.
The girls are struggling
with this transition and
just take it from a parent
who has been in your shoes.
Wait, I know.
That's between losing Lily's mom and
moving here.
Yes, and being ripped away from the home.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Are we talking about Lily or about
Barbara?
Barbara?
Lily?
Hey.
What's going on?
I'm dying.
No one's hurt.
I went to the school.
Please let me just handle this.
There's been an incident at school between
the girls.
It was really bad.
What then?
How bad?
Oh.
I got this.
Girls, apologize to each other now,
please.
Oh, honey.
Force apologies is never a way to resolve
conflict.
But we need to make space for them to
express how they feel.
Harper, how do you feel?
I feel sorry.
And Lily, how do you feel?
I feel sorry to him.
That's great.
Great?
Sorry that my future stepsister...
Oh, I'm sorry that my future stepsister is
a shadow of an audience.
Really?
No more holding space for feelings.
You two are going to have a lovely time at
my bachelor tonight.
You're going to get along because we're a
family.
Just for that look, you two earn yourself
a sleepover at grand.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Why am I the punishment?
I'm the fun one.
I have board games.
Mom?
I have car cheesies.
And you're going to
braid each other's hair in
a non-cultural,
appropriating way and like it.
What is car cheesie?
It's a game.
You move around the board, you shake the
dice.
Do you remember the sound of the dice?
Oh, it's amazing.
You get these dice and you shake them in
your hand.
And then you move around the board.
It's really fun.
I also have boggle.
You stay on your side and I'll stay on
mine.
Gladly.
Harper?
Look, I know you think I don't get it.
But I do.
And it's still just going to be you and
me.
If you go to London, I'm staying here with
Grahams.
She said it was cool.
She what?
Anna, did you remove me as Harper's
secondary contact?
Did you tell Harper
that she could stay here
with you if we decided
to move to London?
Are you serious right now?
Whoa, are you serious?
Okay, okay.
What is serious is that you and Eric need
to keep the girls in Los Angeles.
Lily, just need some guidance.
The only guidance I need from you is to
show me to the other bathroom.
I'm very sorry, Lily.
I just... You don't know anything
about what I need or how I feel.
Or the fashion school.
Back home that I want to go to.
Yeah, just you and me, mom.
Great.
Welcome everyone to the Bachelorette Party
with our girl, Anna!
Oh, come on, for real?
I'm just having a change.
Not at all.
Oh, so funny.
Oh, I remember that six days ago.
Yeah, who is that?
So handsome.
That is Jake.
Your mom's first love.
And the first ride on a motorcycle.
I like to ride in Jake's logo sidecar.
Jake also had a thing for tech.
For brands?
All right, okay.
Enough humiliation for tonight.
Oh, baby, I need you in place.
Here you go.
You're too young to be sad.
Come on.
Well, being young is over in it all,
okay?
Each will be fine.
Beautiful.
Lily.
Mind if I join you?
You know, Anna lost her father.
Around the same age that you lost your
mother.
And then she had to deal with my way to
Ryan.
Cool.
And then you had to do that.
The complications of moving.
I'm here for you.
Sincerely.
With all due respect, Dr. Coleman,
you're not my grand or my therapist.
So will I get you registered for keeping
us in LA?
I can need your help.
Oh, no.
We used to be so cool.
Hey, I'm so cool.
I look amazing.
You're very cool.
That song sent me a mistake.
Yeah.
Thank you.
I wish I had more time to write, but... Now
all I do is listen to Parenting Podcast.
Well, I'm sorry for ruining your exciting
rock star life.
Harper, wait, I was just...
Wait, I wasn't serious.
Look, I gave up the whole thing,
but I have you at a lawyer party.
You can't leave me.
I don't think that will allow me to do
this.
Just let me handle this.
I've got it.
Harper.
I just need to pause and reframe it.
Thanks, Mom.
What?
What did I do?
I was handling it, and you completely
undermined me as a parent.
I was trying to help you.
Well, your help isn't helpful.
Well, that's not very nice to say.
I'm right here.
You're a trivial child.
Can a great and mysterious Madam Jen
interest you ladies in a psychic reading?
Uh, no.
Thank you very much.
But, um, right now
it's not the... Time?
It's just not really our thing.
This will all be over soon if you just...
Go with it.
Go with it.
Yes.
No, no.
Yes, yes.
I'm sorry.
Here we go.
Is that anybody else interested?
I do.
This counts for a bigger person.
And that's how I lost my spot at the
Larchmont Farmers Market.
But I did get a table by the Liz and Free
Milk Counter inside of the Starbucks.
So, I am a life coach, but I also do
Ricky.
You notice I have several
business cards because
I actually have a business
card making business.
So, that's the card for that.
I can put quotes on there
that I can just make up for
you if you want something
inspirational, for example.
I can make up a quote like, um,
live your life.
Gosh, dang it.
Okay.
So, here's... Oh,
and, and, and...
I'm gonna read your poems now.
Look at that.
Oh, really?
Okay.
And then it goes.
Oh.
Oh.
How many?
Okay.
Ooh.
Okay.
Smells like you had some appetizers.
Were they good?
Good, good.
Yes, yes.
And did you have any, Mom?
I don't know.
No, no.
I don't know.
I, I, I...
It's okay.
Okay, okay, okay.
Your lifeline.
It, it's like this.
Intersected before.
Oh, strange.
You walked in each other's path.
It's like... a crazy path
cross that you've learned.
You've learned a lesson.
A lesson that may serve you again.
Okay, that's enough.
That's enough.
I'll give these to my neighbor.
I'm on to something here.
One more thing.
Right over there is a QR code that you can
tip me with.
Any amount is appreciated.
Really?
I didn't know I could do that voice.
Nice print.
Wow.
We know what you did.
What did I do?
We need the psychic?
Yeah.
Telling her.
Okay, okay.
You think I'd rather solve your problem
than deal with my booming culinary empire?
Oh, we're happy here.
I need a psychic.
I need you to look into my future and tell
me where we're going to live.
Oh, cool Gen Z.
Talk to me.
If it's not London, I need you to alter my
destiny.
And I literally have to stay in Los
Angeles so if there's...
Well, that's not really how it works.
Well, how does it work?
Girl.
Follow my aura.
Boop.
Beep.
You don't have a lot of lines in your
hand, so it makes it harder for me.
You two are called to be family.
Yeah, right.
Don't remind me.
A lesson for you all.
I see it now.
Change the hearts you know are wrong to
reach the place where you belong.
Change the hearts you know are wrong to
reach the place where you belong.
Change the hearts you know are wrong.
Why does she remind me like a bridge
troll?
Change the hearts you know are wrong to
reach the place where you belong.
Change the hearts.
Oh, quick.
We're just freaking ourselves out for no
reason.
Hey, it's just being on heads.
Right.
All cozy and tucked in?
You need anything?
What more could I possibly need?
How about sleeping on our own bed in our
own world?
Sweet dreams.
Teenagers.
I was one once.
Yeah, so was I.
Twice?
Night.
Night, love you.
Love you too.
Aw.
Rance.
Rance, are you okay?
Why are you?
Bloody waking me up for.
Are you mad?
No.
Why do I sound like this?
You're like what?
American?
Oh, good.
What was that?
Ow!
Oh, Billy, are you okay?
I don't know.
Really?
Are you hot?
No?
No?
No.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Bloody decomposing!
Parker?
Oh, my God.
I know.
What is happening to me?
What do you think?
So it's you or me?
I'm grandma, sweetheart.
Oh, my gosh.
I died.
I killed myself!
She just has crevices all over her face.
Look at the crevices.
My hands look like doll hands.
My butt feels so high.
I think I just pee a little.
Oh, my face feels so thirsty and dry.
My face is perfect.
My face looks like a Birkin bag that's
been left out in the Thunder Rod.
Why?
Why do I have to pee again?
This is so much weirder than the last
time.
Last time?
What last time?
How come you never told me?
We never told anyone, sweetheart.
Now let's just pause and re-break.
I didn't want to be a part
of this family, and now I'm
part of some dodgy family
curse, and I'm the eldest.
Mom, I'm wearing lips.
She has no lips!
Where did they go?
How do we fix this?
Well, you know, last
time, we switched back
when we saw things from
the eldest perspective.
Should we hold hands?
Okay, hold hands.
I know it's been hard
on you and Eric, but I
can now see that you're
doing the right thing.
And, Mom, you have always done so much for
me, and I see you.
I see you.
Are you really seeing me, though?
Because I don't feel anything.
You have no idea how hard I see you right
now.
One, two, three.
Girl, that doesn't work.
Yeah, we tried that last time.
Looking like this is why people like you
become shut-ins.
And what's with this accent?
Tomatoes.
Is that what you think I sound like?
Oh, my God, yes!
Of course, this is what you sound like.
I do not sound like that.
I've never said that in my entire life.
I don't even know.
I want to become an energy killer because
I need a chakra reset.
Yes, that's what you sound like.
Mahila?
Madam Jen?
I thought she was a psychic.
I thought she did downbath for dogs.
I thought she was a water sommelier.
She did try to sell me knives.
What?
Well, whatever she is, we have to find
her.
But until then...
Until then what?!
Well, last time we convinced everyone that
we were each other until we switched back.
Oh, brilliant!
So how are we supposed to pull that off?
Panicking is not going to help anyone!
I need you!
No!
Stop!
My girls are going to be great.
It's like a sucky-ass girl.
Come on, I know I
kept it totally together in
front of the girls, but
I have to be honest.
I am freaking out right now!
Well, that was you keeping it totally
together.
Yes!
No, no, just checking.
For a photographer?
Hmm, 20% off.
That's usual.
I can't get married.
I'm not a boyfriend yet.
We have to switch back to our body.
Oh!
At least your body didn't wake up with
arthritis.
It's disconnected.
I guess a life coaching business went
bust.
I'm supposed to get married this weekend.
What are these?
And how many puffer jackets does someone
need?
I'm breaking master.
What?
What did you find?
I bent down and didn't toot.
Youth really is wasted on the young.
What's with your little tissues in every
pocket?
Oh, explain.
No answer, Reiki, but now what?
Did you try a vegan meatloaf truck?
They don't have a number, and they only use
door-dash, and I don't know how to do that!
Oh, I lean Fisher years old.
I'm literally my mother.
I'm going to need therapy for the rest of
my life.
And not the kinds from grams.
Like the real kind.
Like you have to pay for.
Oh, why did anyone wear these?
Did she say anything?
Like fortune?
No.
But maybe she told the girls.
Did the psychic say anything to you about
fortune?
It could be the key to getting out of
this.
Wait, she did.
She did.
What was it?
Change the hearts.
You know are wrong to reach the place
where you belong.
That's about our parents getting married.
L.A.
London.
As teenagers, we have no power.
No say in whether we move or stay.
But as adults...
Mom, she didn't say anything to us!
Whoa!
You do not hit me!
You do not hit me!
You do not hit me!
So, what do you say?
Not working!
We need a pile.
Peat cake donuts!
She'll love those.
Harper, got them.
I'll love those.
Hey girls, how's the sleepover?
Good!
We did teenagers.
Very good.
So, here's our plan.
First, these clothes are rubbish.
Just can't.
Can you just... Give
me five minutes.
What?
No.
How?
Why?
You're in your mom's body.
So, all you have to do is tell my dad.
You don't love him anymore.
Wedding is off.
Done.
Whoa!
Got some spray.
What did you do to my head?
I fixed it.
And you're welcome.
It's cold.
I'm afraid of pigs.
Seriously, I think you're going to my work
dress like this.
Take that off.
You're going to get me watered.
Did you do my hair?
I straightened it.
Good thing.
You never wash your hair.
No, I don't.
The ocean washes it for me.
Obviously.
The wedding can happen.
It's Friday.
We only have till Sunday.
We're going to do some serious sabotage.
The immigration interview.
The rehearsal lunch.
Then, what if we cancel all of the wedding
stuff?
The cake.
Place.
People.
And all we have to do is convince our
parents that they are incompatible.
Which should not be hard.
Because my mom obviously should not be
with some wannabe Gordon Ramsay.
Well, my father doesn't want to be with
some wannabe ballet village rocker mom.
I quite like this sexy tiger.
It's an American superstition
that it's bad luck for
the bride and groom to
kiss before they say I do.
Really?
But how long?
For a long time.
A long, long time.
Really?
Yeah.
Also, no touching hands.
No touching at all.
No gazing into each other's eyes.
Because it's gross.
Yeah.
How would it?
For maximum luck.
And finally, we must be convincing as them
until we break them up.
Lily?
Yeah?
Did you just take Tessa's calcium?
Mmm.
Bone health.
Shh.
You... Yeah, I'll
be taking them.
You need to take those.
I'm gonna go on about it.
Crack on those.
Crack on those.
Crack on.
Well, actually, Lily and I aren't feeling
very well.
We think it might be a smart decision to
stay home.
This has nothing to do with your
detention.
Oh.
Well, you wouldn't want me to go to school
sick, would you, Mom?
Hmm.
You don't feel sick to me.
Does she look sick to you, Graham?
I mean, Mom?
No.
They look fine.
You have your client,
Ella's huge Rolling Stone
photoshoot today and
your immigration interview.
Don't you need a little bit of help with
that?
Of course you need your help.
Hey, kids these days won't say anything to
get out of school.
Come on.
And make a choice.
Come on, come on.
Let's go.
See you at the dance studio.
Wait, what?
Dance studio.
Let's go.
Change to the club.
Your bag.
Change.
This is the finals.
Welcome everybody to the West Side Pickle
Bowl Championship.
Oh, yeah.
You have your championship today.
I think you're going to be late.
Late?
Yes.
Yeah.
I'm going to be late.
Okay, newly wedded.
You just made your grand entrance into the
wedding reception.
The lights begin to dim.
And a five, six, seven.
Eric.
Dave Norris.
Oh, right.
Make a ball.
Yes.
Charge.
Shallow.
It's a ball.
Get it, Graham.
Big stallion energy.
All right.
A ball, though.
So look at you.
What?
Eye contact.
Come on.
Hi.
Hi.
Tango is your pelvis.
Pickle ball.
It's a sport.
What, Dennis?
What it is for?
For what?
For what?
For what?
For what?
For what?
For what?
For what?
For what?
For what?
For what?
My body wobbled in this edge.
Here we go.
Okay.
That was so... What was that?
You almost hit me.
Okay.
I was... Up?
Up you go.
No, it's okay.
It's fine.
It's just good.
Right here.
You're just lying on the floor.
Taking a little napy-poo.
Not a napy-poo.
Tango.
Oh, no.
I was just thinking that maybe this angle
isn't right to him.
Anything else?
Okay, Dennis.
We don't see 60.
Come on.
Let's see what I have to do.
Game point, suckers.
Drop it!
So when you want it, she's got a lot of
sound.
Be like somebody.
The forwarding something, please.
A hip-hop.
A hip-hop?
Yeah.
Yeah.
A hip-hop.
I've never seen this kind of hip-hop.
Hip-hop.
She's on the ground.
How is she doing that?
That's a new move.
That's defensive of this!
Defensive of this!
Wally, get up!
This is very tall.
Okay.
First of all, hold me.
We are Matt Boomer.
We're Gen X.
We are Elder Millennials.
Some of the last Millennials.
The finale.
No.
And 5, 6, 7, 8.
Oh!
Oh,
we're supposed to know where to go.
Natural, honey.
You can do that.
Can you tell me how?
Okay.
I have an immigration interview.
A rehearsal lunch.
That was a big show.
My wedding.
And I am stuck in detention.
I'm stuck here too.
And it's the jumping jumps for the entire
West Side.
Well, well, well.
Look who showed up.
Lily Reyes.
And Harper Coleman.
How have you not retired yet?
The school had our pension invested in
crypto.
That's if I'm not supposed to complain
about it for my lawyer.
It's neither here nor there.
So let's surrender our devices.
Let's go.
And now it's time to
prepare for the most
boring task you could
ever possibly imagine.
Sit there.
Read or think only.
No screens.
Books.
Does he mean hours of uninterrupted peace?
Why that look of bliss off your face?
Get over yourself, Elton.
This is high school not prison.
Yeah, it's not a prison.
Which FYI research shows is ineffective at
preventing recidivism.
Yeah, rizicism.
You know, giving back
to the community is a
lot more effective than
trapping people inside.
Oh.
You want to go outside?
Let us out.
Let us out.
Let us out.
Let us out.
Let us out.
Outside.
Come on.
Hang out.
Wait.
We need to find Madam Jen now.
We need our phones.
Come on, babe.
You're not like my grandma.
Pick up trash.
Yeah, I know.
I don't care about the deposit.
Oh, that includes the efficient shoes.
Cancel that too.
Thank you.
Is this for real?
Yes.
Where are you?
The editor's a rolling stone in here.
Oh, no.
Remember, it's the hungry tour.
Trevor's allergic to strawberries.
Look sweet, Ella.
Ella's having a lowdown.
Hello, my staff and people that I see all
the time.
Here's your juice.
Oh, thank you.
All right, so she's only here,
buddy.
Thank you.
Oh.
Why would you give me that to drink?
Do you give it to me if I die?
Anna.
Jeanshorts.
Fresh guard.
Laundry day?
Ah.
Let's talk about the headline for the
article.
It's giving it for all.
Hupstar Queen Ella slays down the house.
Or, we're gagging besties.
Ella's new album just hits different.
No, no, just stop.
What deep in the attic such old person
came up with those?
You did.
I did.
Oh.
Thanks, Puss.
Okay, I really need you to focus on Ella.
Okay.
Don't start that.
Ella?
Trevor has fallen in love with me.
And you know what about me?
You?
No.
What about me?
The whole world knows that you dumped me.
And everywhere.
Okay, I am your manager.
So I'm gonna manage this, okay?
Ryan, I really do need to dash.
Yeah, but there's a photographer's back in
five minutes.
Photographer?
Yeah.
For your new passport photo, the one you
need for the international party.
Oh!
Yes.
I remember every detail that you told me
about me.
Yeah.
I got prescriptions.
You got the essentials.
Essentials?
Yes.
Can I read all these things?
Oh!
I can do that.
Yes.
Where is this girl?
Don't nappies.
That is lazy.
Oh, hey.
Yes, right here.
Are you exited?
Yes.
This is my true place for old people.
Oh!
This is for when you lose your teeth.
I'm gonna lose my teeth.
No!
Okay, slow pups.
I want every blue spirulina smooth spill
done.
I want every chia seed scraped.
Every two-piece organic gun on the bottom
of these seeds.
Gun!
Way to go, Harper.
What?
No, this was Lilith's fault.
Elton!
Yeah?
I understand that you
feel the need to prove a
point because I probably
undermined your authority.
How?
Do you understand me?
This is a restorative justice,
I mean, if anything.
You're making these kids want to act out
long.
How does it always make things worse?
It's a unique talent.
I have connections on the school board,
Elton.
Well, you're a stupid kid and you have no
connections, but you have earned,
along with everybody here, three more
weeks of detention.
Oh, Lilith!
I do!
Roll!
Oh, my God!
That was uncalled for.
Let's all take a deep, centering breath.
Let's have this.
You ready?
It's sunny.
Wow.
Good, right?
I think you're having an allergic
reaction.
No, no, no, no.
It's red pompo.
I want to get some ice.
Okay, give me the ring light.
Every bottle of Ben & Girl ice is funny.
It's red pompo.
No, right.
I don't have other things.
Okay, whatever.
Do you have another ring light?
Like a big one, right?
True.
I need a thing.
Can you make that thing?
Can you put the ring light?
I'll put.
Okay, ready?
Ready?
Let me do it.
Hold on.
Oh, no.
This is 10, maybe 50 miles.
I'll just do it.
Okay?
All right.
Here I go.
Dear sir, must cancel the wedding venue
because the bride is horrible,
as my daughter always suspected.
Open.
This is Laura.
Hello, hello.
Hey, hon.
I need your approval on the author photo.
Okay.
Can you sing it over now?
Huh?
Oh, no.
No, no.
That one's rubbish.
I just took a new one.
I'm sending now.
Okay.
Oh, look.
Her phone has the giant letter virus.
Oh!
Ryan.
Is it possible for you to drop the address
work?
Hey, you Trevor head.
That was your boy Trevor Travis with his
brand new dog, better than the last one.
My mom's biggest client is having a
meltdown.
Jet!
I'm working.
Trevor, her boyfriend dumped her.
Trevor Travis.
Shh.
She's so much better.
Better.
Better than her.
Yes.
Oh!
And they just got magic tattooed.
That is literally the worst thing I've ever
heard happening to anyone ever full stop.
Think?
Of course.
This is getting married so she doesn't get
what it's like to have her heart broken.
Oh, I know.
When I was your age,
my mom, I mean, I had this
boyfriend, Jake, all my
friends say he was my first love.
Is that who your song's about?
What song?
My song?
I wrote that?
It's really good.
This is a great song.
You're really good.
I don't get why you quit playing.
Because I had a kid who I probably were
then since I'm writing songs in secret.
So you miss performing?
I mean... Yeah, probably.
Finding out a lot about myself today.
Anna, your song is the only song I loved
out of everything that we got said.
I know you already said no, but can I
please sing it at the Wilton tomorrow?
I mean, it's your concert, your tour.
You should sing whatever song you want.
Okay.
Yeah, I just... I feel like between
managers and stylists and execs and label
people, I feel like I'm never gonna say
anything that goes on.
Right!
Right, because old people never listen.
I mean, people like you think...
I think people like me think people like
you don't know what I mean.
Yeah.
I have control over my own life.
Absolute control.
Finish it back on.
Finish it back on, brass hoppers!
Jump, jump, jump!
Let's make some fierce photos of this
fierce girl right here.
I think a job is really hard.
Wait.
What?
Wait, what?
If your mom wrote that song about that
Jake.
Yeah.
That's how we can get our parents to split
up forever.
So if she is with him, she can't marry my
dad?
Well, how do we find him?
It's like a database of old people.
Jake.
Oh, that's him.
Yes.
From the photo.
Wait, wait, wait.
Look.
Okay.
Oh, and he owns the record parlor.
He has liked all your mom's posts.
He is proper obsessed with her.
Single.
Okay.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
But first, your mom must look fit if she's
gonna run into the love of her life.
And I need that change, too.
Ellis Stiles has pulled the most gorgeous
gongs I've ever seen in my entire life.
Do you think we love this movie?
Girl, the label of this movie.
Can we just put it on here?
Let's just put the movie on yourself now.
Fred, put it on your hand.
Please, can we just
put our differences aside
so that I can live my
dream with the book?
Please.
This is only because of the plan.
No.
You're welcome.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
What do you mean?
It's horrible.
It's so, so... so
crazy for the camera.
It's very different.
Find the shape and then pull it.
Good luck, Ellis Stiles.
Okay, where did the first go?
This is cool.
Exactly.
It's a cycle, I think.
No, no, no.
Tess, your styling is so one-point.
You two are the coolest adults I have ever
met.
Thanks.
Bye.
Thank you.
My mom does have a cool job.
Yes.
Yes.
She's our new best friend.
I think so.
I think so.
Do you guys need a ride?
Oh, yes.
Yes.
Yes, I need a ride.
Thank you.
Hello?
Oh, no.
They're gone completely rogue.
But on a joy ride with Ellis, you'll never
find them.
No.
But we can't find Madam Janet.
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Oh, yeah.
Look, I know we don't have time.
But we are.
And my metabolism is the speed of sound.
Oh, my God, it's really sweet.
The book was present.
Polly pie!
The flexibility!
Yes, absolutely.
You have my full attention.
All you have to do is go in there and
flirt with Jake and remind him right.
He fans you when you were young.
Wait, it wasn't me when I was young.
And I don't know how to flirt.
I definitely don't know how to flirt as an
old person.
But what do they do?
Talk about transitional lenses?
Home repairs?
John Mayer?
I don't... Oh, I have an idea.
We both wear our Airpods.
That way you can help me because you have
a French boyfriend.
So you definitely know how to flirt.
Yeah.
Deffo.
Yes.
I'm going to go in and
then I'll give you the word
when to come in and make
your sexy grand entrance.
What sexy grand entrance?
What do you mean?
You have to be sexy though.
How?
Sexy.
I'm not doing that.
What is this?
A different look?
What?
It's awesome.
I didn't know you were coming by today.
I got the stuff in the back.
What stuff?
What do you mean?
That's him.
That's our bloke.
What's happening?
He's going to get me stuff.
What is your mother doing behind my
father's back?
Shh.
No.
Get down.
I can't hear you.
Get down.
I'm ignoring you.
Thanks again for doing this.
What exactly are we doing here?
Signing merch for the charity auction.
Oh.
Right here you go.
Right.
The merch.
Oh.
I have a question.
Do you ever think about me?
About us?
I'm not sure there's a right answer to
this question.
I mean, do you ever miss us?
You can marry this weekend.
Unless I'm not.
Okay.
Very good.
Now, do something cheeky.
Like, lift your hair.
Good.
Oh, good.
Big, big, big moves.
Big moves.
One more.
Shake your head.
Shake it.
More.
Like all the way around.
There you go.
Shake it.
Excellent.
Okay.
Wink it in.
Try winking.
Wink.
Wink.
Wink.
One eye.
One eye.
Now, do both.
Wink.
Okay.
Good.
Okay.
That's not working.
Um...
Oh, bite your lip.
Bite your lip.
Why is he looking at you like that?
Oh, it didn't work.
No.
Not your top lip.
Your bottom lip.
Bite your bottom lip.
Like that.
How do you...
I know what this is.
I've seen this before.
You're having a stroke.
We need to be in jail.
No, no.
I just think you're going to get back
there.
I'll just... Yeah.
It's in the back.
All right.
I'll find it.
Are you sure?
Sure.
There's no merchant
that... I was really bad at that.
I was so bad at that.
How do you know that boyfriend liked you?
Um... You just know?
Huh?
How?
Like, specifically.
You dated a guy.
You know this.
You have experience.
Tell me.
Help me out here.
Harper, I... I don't
have a French boyfriend.
My entire dating experience is watching
500 hours of Love Island.
Wait.
You're like the most confident person I
know.
It's an act.
But... You're not going
to tell everyone, are you?
No.
I'm not like that.
I wouldn't do that.
Okay.
Thank you.
Oh.
You're not going to hug me, are you?
No, I was just... No.
Don't do that to me.
Okay?
It was just... All right.
Look.
No, we should get back out there.
Right?
Because otherwise I'll think I'm gooping.
Right here.
I see her.
Wipe out the milk.
And I see your spring writing career
taking off.
If you move over to... Genre?
Genre.
Yes.
Genre.
Elevator?
Um... No.
Sorry.
You?
Oh.
Um... How can I help?
Take...
One... Wild... Yes.
Are you going to serve me papers?
We switched bodies.
Oh.
Oh my gosh.
It actually worked.
That's amazing.
It's never worked before.
Um...
Would you guys find leaving me a review or
like five stars and just saying like,
Oh my gosh.
Madam gentlemen.
Tell us how to switch back right now.
Okay.
All right.
I'll consider it.
If you sign up for my Reiki and financial
management package.
Tell us how to switch back your
multi-hyphenate lunatic.
Oh my gosh.
I am a multi-hyphenate.
That absolutely slays.
I'm supposed to get married in two days.
Right.
Okay.
Um... All right.
Well, you have to look at the reading.
That's the only way.
We don't love the reading.
Um... What are
you talking about?
I said the reading directly to you both
multiple times in a scary whisper voice.
Because we weren't there.
That was it.
Right.
Oh right.
You weren't you because you had switched
with the other women who are... Okay.
That's... And it makes sense.
Um... Okay.
Well.
The reading was, Change the heart.
You know are wrong to reach the place
where you belong.
Didn't we try that?
I think we tried that.
Okay.
The problem is, Your hearts might not be
the only ones that need changing.
So... Oh, cute.
Well, our time is up.
Wait.
No, no, no.
There's got to be signals.
You can do, right?
I wish I could help you.
But my shift is starting.
So what I can do for you is get you a
Cortado and Americano.
A print delay.
And any kind of espresso or non-espresso
drink.
To death.
Good.
Good.
It's sorted.
Uh, excuse me.
Tass?
Oh.
What are you doing down there?
Stretching.
Oh, yeah.
Hi.
Anna didn't, she didn't tell me that you
were going to be here today.
Oh.
What interview?
I mean, yes, I know the interview.
Now?
I was just thinking about you the other
day.
Really?
I've been meaning to ask you something.
Sure.
And I don't quite know how to broach the
subject.
But it's, um...
Is your husband still with us?
Yeah.
I can't believe that.
He's so old.
How old is he?
We never talk about it.
Somewhere between 50 and 100.
Really?
Yeah.
Yeah.
But, okay.
We focus for a second.
I'm worried about Anna.
All right.
She's been being weird with me.
And she keeps asking if I ever think about
her.
You know, maybe she is reconsidering.
Reconsidering?
Three weeks ago, she told me how in love
she is with Eric.
Do you know that she wrote a song about
you?
No.
Anna!
Daughter!
Why don't you tell Jake about the song you
wrote?
I wrote a song about us.
You know what?
I'll give you your privacy.
I'm just gonna go look for music for old
people.
You know, really old, like, Coldplay.
It's nice to hear you're writing again.
Yeah, can you just give me a second,
bro?
One second.
We need to get to the immigration
interview now.
Okay, let's go.
My legs are so weak, my knees are cracking
like walnuts.
What is happening right now?
My brain is telling my body to stand up,
but it's like shouting into the abyss.
See, I just tried to get up again.
Okay.
Help me.
We have to find a way to get to the
immigration interview.
Okay, okay.
Oh, wait.
I have an idea.
Oh, come on.
Sir, that's why it takes time.
It's better.
Oh, Jake.
Hi.
Could we borrow your car?
Oh, and don't worry.
We are totally of age to drive.
Anything for you, we've got to see.
You ready?
Hold on.
Oh, that's the one I asked for my heart.
I love driving.
I don't know who taught you how to drive.
But they work good.
I can't look.
I can't look.
Hey, nice car.
It's totally mine.
Do you think he's cute?
I do not.
He's totally cute.
Stop.
I do not.
If you don't mind.
I do not.
Shut up.
He thinks you're cute.
I do not.
Yes, you do.
I do.
She's so dumb.
I do.
Thanks.
Dr. Coleman?
It's my therapist.
Are you nervous?
Oh, why would I be?
We're perfect for each other.
You'll see.
Oh, that's cryptic.
Coleman Reyes.
Ah, yes.
That's us.
I love... so many ruffles.
Yeah.
Here you go.
How are you?
Oh, um, I was just done by my fiance.
So, you know... Oh, no.
I'm so sorry.
Oh, what a decent thing to say.
Thank you.
Yes, of course.
Are you single?
Kidding.
Um, can I see your paperwork?
Ah, yes.
Yeah.
I'm sure you're approved.
Oh, wait, whoa.
Don't you need to see if we really know
each other?
I mean, usually, yeah, but...
you seem like such a kind and honest man
who clearly works out a lot.
When you could be a gymnast.
I did want to qualify to represent the UK
in portable, too.
Just kidding, really.
I'm still, like, for us to prove that we,
you know, are marriage material.
So, what's my favorite roach of snack?
Uh, 7-Eleven hot dog.
They've been really sloppy.
Dreamed a cake?
Taking the girls to Galapagos.
Harper would love the biodiversity.
I think Lily could really
benefit from the dirt,
though she really just
wants to see a, uh...
Komodo dragon in the wild.
What's her favorite animal?
Oh, these are too, too easy.
You gotta hit me with the hard stuff.
What is my guilty pleasure hump-up song?
Oh.
Uh, darling, I...
I promised to never devote a highly
classified income here.
See?
He doesn't know me at all.
See?
Okay.
We can't get married.
It's... it's trouble-womba.
She told you?
Wait, could you be crawling or something?
I get knocked down.
But I get up again.
You're never gonna keep me down.
I get knocked down.
But I get up again.
Really, you're never gonna keep me down.
That's the one, yeah.
It's in the night away.
Oh, wow.
Oh, Danny Boy.
Danny Boy.
Danny Boy.
Danny was my fiancee.
Me.
Okay, enough.
What's my deepest darkest fear?
Oh.
That you love a hopper.
I need to protect her or push her away
rather than bring her close.
And then she'll run away
and be a surf bum and she'll
get a dodgy tattoo that's
not around the belly button.
But you're a phenomenal mom and a hopper
is amazing.
So that'll never happen.
Well, that was really sweet.
I didn't know that.
You know, I approve hundreds of marriages
that probably won't even last a year.
But you too.
Thank you.
Next.
Well done.
We got approved.
Ah, when you see who Venice is,
we cancel it.
I should deal with this.
Beth, yeah, my mom's almost here.
Okay, uh, bye.
What I love makes up.
Muffin, Muffin, how'd it go?
Your dad knows a lot about my mom.
I think he really loves her.
But did you do enough to break them up?
I don't know.
I need to clear my mind.
Can we go somewhere?
Yes, yeah, get in.
Don't drag so fast.
Change the hearts you know are wrong to
reach the place where you belong.
What do you think she meant by that?
I think she means a lot.
But get on the right side, honey.
This dude is so much fun.
Why have we never done this before?
Because you already have one take gift and
you do not need another.
It's very funny.
I'll have you going this far.
These eyes.
Two friends.
Hey!
Nothing broke!
We're in this whole phone density!
I'm not excited!
Girls!
Get in the car!
How do kids get away with anything
anymore?
You know, I hated you a little less today.
I think it's hard to hate you when I look
like your grand.
No.
And... I hated you a
little less today too.
I just don't understand how anyone can
dislike California.
It's like a wrong opinion.
Harper, you can't have a wrong opinion.
I mean, look around.
Yes, okay, Harper.
It's lovely.
It's lovely.
I just... I'm missing Linda.
We can talk about her if you want.
No, thanks.
I think if I talk about her, I'm giving
away a little of her I've left.
Okay.
And...
Why are you so obsessed?
I like Los Angeles.
Well, I'm not.
Yes, you are.
No?
Yes.
And look, even if I liked it a little bit
here, I mean...
You... You still don't
want me around.
Obviously not.
Obviously not.
I guess it's a good thing we're stopping
this wedding.
Yeah.
Where are they?
They're supposed to be home by now.
Very good.
A little dry.
Thyroid fruit for it.
And my fruit by me grapes.
Your lack of concern...
It's not working.
Just stay calm, honey.
Stay calm.
I've got the rehearsal lunch, the final
dress fitting, and my wedding is in 36
hours and I'm trapped in the body of a
ninth grader.
I did.
I told you so.
Don't think about it.
Certainly didn't.
What difference does it make anyway?
Where on earth have you been?
Well... Can't two adult women
come home on their please?
What do you think you're doing driving
around like that with Ella all day?
Ella, we went to a bathroom.
Why am I dressed like that?
And she said she had a lot of stuff to do
with it.
She's a lot of stuff to do with it.
Okay, I don't care about that right now.
Did you make it to the immigration
interview?
Yes, I did.
Just like chill, okay?
Or do your weird breathing stuff that you
do.
Chill?
I am the adult here.
I'm in charge.
It doesn't look like it.
You just earn yourself some consequence.
Oh, no.
No.
Give me your phones.
Sure.
It's like... By the
way, yours are recent.
This is all holy shit.
Shut up.
No, I'm not.
This is totally it.
And don't talk about it.
Girls, this is serious.
We all need to stop getting alone unless
we want to be stuck like this forever.
You know, you lot are giving the better
end of this deal.
It's us who are going to be dead in like
five years.
She's 37.
I'm 36 and a half.
Well, you two are out having fun.
We found Madam Jen.
She made us buy business cards for
everyone.
And a Reiki 10 pass.
What even is Reiki?
Huh?
What is it?
Stop talking about Reiki.
Well, Madam Jen said to change your heart.
So, change your freaking dang heart.
That's the only way for us to get out of
this mess.
Oh, I'm switching to red.
Do you want one?
You're making mommy bear a stretch.
Use Reiki now.
Don't worry.
I'll just keep going in life.
On your way.
On your way.
Look at you.
Shredding the waves, dude.
You never use those words again.
Wait.
What are you doing here?
I'll let it.
What license?
What's that license?
But it looks like you're ready to surprise
Hopin.
Take her out.
Oh, yeah.
That's really good of a surprise,
Harper.
Obviously.
Oh, no.
I just ate a bowl of onions.
In the water?
Yeah, they keep me alert.
Okay.
Look, I know it feels like we're in an
impossible situation.
Maybe that's why things help a bit off
with us.
Yeah, probably.
Yeah.
But Anna, I think we should stay in LA.
What about Lily?
Going back to London, the Enbridge Hall is
not going to bring back her mom.
And there's no one keeping us there
anymore.
If I'm honest, you felt so lost.
So what you need is to be with them.
A grand-life test assistant like Harper.
And you.
I can't believe how much you love me.
And my family.
It's a real true love.
It's just crazy.
Okay.
Well, you made it look so easy.
I'm gonna give it a go.
I don't know that.
I haven't proved as much as you.
You're amazing.
You're like weaving and dodging.
You're like a person.
I would fit perfectly.
Anna, come look.
Oh, wow.
Now, fix your posture.
This is weird.
Weirder for me, trust me.
Really?
Are you the one wearing your mom's wedding
dress?
I never thought I'd get to have this
experience, especially like this.
Well, mom, you know how much I love to
wear a dress.
Sorry, this is such a mess, Harper.
Mom, there's something I need to tell you.
What were you talking to my dad about this
morning?
Oh, we were just talking about the lunch.
What about the lunch?
It's just lunch stuff.
By lunch.
Okay.
I'm just going to make a quick call.
Okay.
Oh,
hi.
It's Taz.
Listen, last minute, but
Anna was wondering if
you might like to attend
her rehearsal luncheon.
No, you would not be in a position.
You know what, I think your appearance there
would make it a much more lively affair.
So, I just wanted to say that I'm very
excited.
And being at my new
restaurant makes it all the more
special for all of us to finally
come together as a family.
So, with that said, welcome to this.
Congratulations.
Thank you for coming, really.
Eric and I so appreciate it.
Right.
Champagne ladies?
Yes, please.
Because we're adults.
Eric's parents are here, so best behavior,
please.
Stand up straight.
Anna, my soon to be daughter.
My heart is so full of love.
That's me.
How was your flight?
It was 13 hours and 13 minutes from
Manila.
Major jet lag, some worse than others.
But I really love it here.
Maybe Harper can teach me the circle.
Sure, dude.
Man up, Polola.
You're so silly.
Only Lily calls me Lola.
But I want to support your Tagalog dream.
Keep it up.
Come on, Anna.
No, no, no.
We just have to wait for the surprise
guest.
What are you talking about?
Oh, just wait.
Hello, sir.
Welcome.
No, thank you.
Jake.
What's he doing here?
I invited him, but I didn't think he'd
come.
But, you know, he really likes your grand.
My mom's gonna freak out.
I know, so will my dad.
That was the whole point.
Oh, you?
Dr. C.
Thank you for inviting me.
I saved your number.
I hope that's okay.
Of course.
Hi there.
Hey.
I think I'm gonna have to ask you to
leave.
Uh, now.
But, uh, you know, your mom, she really
wanted me here.
Right, I'm sure.
Uh, well...
Okay.
I got you.
Thank you so much.
You're the best, bro.
No, no, no, wait, wait.
I won't be right back.
Jake, don't go.
Yes, yes.
Can we have a chat later?
It's regarding Lily.
Oh, it's regarding Lily.
We should chat now.
My big sister, Anna.
After every atomic
wedgie you gave me, I
always knew that you
also had an atomic heart.
Yes.
Anna and I decided we should all stay in
LA.
What?
Yes.
What?
And everyone?
Yes.
As a therapist, I was
hoping to get your
thoughts on the best way
to approach them, maybe.
But, I know how you feel about Bilba now.
So we can chat later, yeah?
Okay, okay.
You bloody backstabber.
I know what you did.
All right, who wants to speak next?
Father of the groom looks ready.
No, no, no.
I have a few choice words for the bride.
I would like to make a toast.
That, that's Kristoff.
We have a toasting triangle.
Oh, Kristoff.
I would like to make a toast
to your future husband, so
that he knows what kind of
woman he's getting married to.
Oh, he does, he does, he does.
He knows that he's married and
he can make his own decisions
and he knows not to be
manipulated by other people.
Yes.
Hey, Gramps, this is between us.
Listen to your husband.
You'll listen to me.
Ella, what does she want?
Micro cilantro from the foothills of
Oaxaca.
It was not my fault that micro cilantro is
bursting flavor.
But it is your fault that the cilantro has
no loyalty to flavor.
What are you doing?
We have to stop them.
Are you doing all that work?
Oh, Ella, this is the last thing I need.
Oh, Jake's back already.
Jake, what are you doing here?
It was all her, I swear.
Really?
Um, and you all?
That's Anna's ex-boyfriend.
What?
Is she my other ex-boyfriend?
Because she still has feelings for him.
Oh, that's not her.
I, uh, after the appetizer, Anna said she
wasn't feeling well, so I went...
Right, I wasn't feeling well.
Okay, but not from the food here.
The food is fine.
It's not food, it's fish.
It is not the food.
She's just on her period.
That's all.
She's on her period.
I'm on my right now.
I didn't really know what you were in your
cycle.
I know, dude.
It's fine.
Thank you.
Can someone please explain to me what's
going on here?
No, no, no, no.
She shouldn't explain anything,
because she will just lie.
Yeah.
I trust him.
I know, but you don't know what he said to
me.
You weren't there, you didn't hear it.
I don't think this marriage should happen.
Well, you know what?
It's not just about what you want.
It isn't.
It's about what she wants and
she... Ever about what I want.
It's always about what you want.
Everyone wants this.
Okay, that's enough.
Well, yes, some of them do.
Hey, that's enough.
The girl's lady is one thing, but this is
your mum.
And for some reason, your ex-boyfriend is
here.
Yeah.
Anna, I love you.
But you're clearly having second thoughts.
This isn't working for our families, and
we always said we'd put our families first.
So, we can't do this.
I can't do this.
Lily helped you and your parents,
and you heard about it.
The wedding's off.
He's right.
It's over.
Wait, no.
Wait, please, please, please, no.
I'm so sorry.
I promised I didn't mean for this to
happen.
I think you did.
Well, yes, you did it.
Yeah.
I've noticed this is the best time,
but can I have my car back?
Any later?
She seems upset.
No, she just needs some space.
What about you?
Are you doing okay?
Oh, yeah, I'm always okay.
It would be fair if you weren't.
That all got pretty crazy.
I worry what'll happen when Tess doesn't
have those two, or if the driver occurs.
I'm worried Tess will be really lonely.
If all of you were implemented.
You're a good guy, Ryan.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Maybe this isn't for me to fix.
Mind if I join you?
Okay.
Okay.
Are you okay?
I haven't seen my dad that upset.
Since my mom died.
And it was all my fault.
You know, when Ryan asked
me to marry him, I thought
about what Anna and
Harry's dad would have said.
I would have felt about it.
I think she'd be so happy for us.
That we found someone who loved us all so
much.
I think my mom would feel the same way.
Yeah.
I really miss her, Ryan.
It's okay.
She would be so disappointed.
No.
Yes, she would.
Because I was very selfish.
What?
No.
I was.
And I know it.
No.
She know.
Your heart.
It's insatiable.
Not in my dad.
And in the public eye.
Salute.
Salute.
Salute.
Why are you crying?
I thought there was a way to make everyone
happy, but first not.
I think there was something for Eric.
My client needs me.
Salute.
Salute.
Salute.
No, go!
My
Eyes be so profound, let me
just say a thing, let me lose
all of them, together you
and me, we got what we found.
What
the big emergency was?
Happy happy days, my dear.
You misperformed me?
Yeah, and then you
told her... You did.
The dressing room is right around the
corner.
Put this on.
Why?
Well, because we're not 15 anymore,
dolphins.
Wait a minute.
Let me know when she's ready.
You're easy.
I can't believe you need to do this.
Don't make fun of my dress.
Lily and I tried to sabotage you and Eric.
And I tried to make
him fall out of love with
you, but I couldn't because
he loves you so much.
And mom, you shouldn't have to give that
up for me.
Just like you gave up being a rock star.
And I know you've been secretly writing
songs in private.
What?
You know, the one about Jake?
What are you talking about?
I'm your good and I'm your bad because
you're my baby and love was made to last.
Harper, that song is not about Jake.
That song is about you.
About me?
Of course it is.
Harp?
Mom, I'm sorry that I said I wanted to
stay with Grahams if you left.
I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry that I made
you think that you had
to choose between being
together or being at home.
I choose you every time.
Okay, we gotta go.
Oh, look, you look like a girl.
Let's go.
Where am I going now?
Let's go.
You'll excuse me after looking at me.
No, no, no, no, please.
I know.
I said I didn't want this wedding to go
on, but that's not true.
It's just not... I...
I was scared.
And I think I realized that I didn't want
to share someone I love.
I appreciate that.
But wait, but please, you still love Anna.
You still want to get married?
I do you.
I... Do you love her?
I love Anna.
Do you want to marry her?
I want to marry Anna.
But then what?
But it's not about me.
Lily is the most important person in my
life.
And I worry every day of missing of this
apparent.
Okay, I am on my own.
I lost the mom and I am so scared of
losing her.
So I have to put her first.
What if you were right all along?
What if being here with the Coleman is
exactly what she needs?
I thought so too.
But after all this, I'm not sure.
I am.
Do you know what?
Can we just... Can
we stop for a second?
Sorry, I just...
I want to bring out the person that I
wrote this song for.
She means everything to me.
And I love her so much.
I know that family isn't always easy.
But family is everything.
She also plays guitar way better than me.
So please welcome my daughter,
Harper.
Ready to do this?
Together?
See you in my dreams.
Whenever you go, I tear in the seams.
If you think that I'll leave, don't worry.
I just keep on going back.
I'm your good and I'm your bad.
Cause you're my baby.
What are we doing here?
This is silly.
Emma and I are...
I'm not leaving, I know.
We tried, we really did it.
No, no, no, please just give us one more
chance.
Please, trust us.
I just... What is that?
Is that her?
Only I can be your baby.
Cause you're my baby.
Are you overhead?
Ella, give me these yesterday.
Come with me.
Come with me.
I'm going to lay on the bed.
I'm trying my best.
Believe me.
This isn't the first.
Can we get to be here?
Yes.
It won't be the last time I give all the
words.
But making it work.
Ain't it easy?
Ella, we wanted my designs.
It was Anna's idea.
You can tell me that you're scared enough.
When my fingers through your hair.
Like it's you, from the same story.
For the thousand days.
I just keep on going ahead.
I'm your baby.
Didn't know she could do that.
You two did it.
You did it together.
Wherever my sister is.
It's where I want to be.
Me too.
Get up.
Get out.
Move on, move on.
Let's get out.
I'm alone.
You're right.
It's all the same with you.
I'm too scared.
Just that.
You ask why.
So why.
So why.
So why.
So why.
On it.
Hi, Jake.
Not to call me.
Oh, this is.
This is Beth.
I just met Butter.
There's something about her.
Yes.
Nice dress.
Thank you.
Did you do that?
Wait.
What did you do?
Run.
Just testing out a new look.