Free LSD (2023) Movie Script
1
(gentle guitar music)
LSD
I'm falling in love
with you
Just one little speck
and I'm disconnected
LSD
(upbeat music)
Baby, I can make you swim
Across the ocean
on your toenail
I can make you hum
like a nightingale
Maybe my love is
like a force field
Only your love
can satisfy my will
(mailman humming)
Hey, you gotta sign for this.
Okay.
Here you go.
Thank you.
(mailman humming)
I'm the one who gives you
satisfaction
And will...
My love is at its peak
Invasion
of the Booty Snatchers?
I alone can make you weak
And you won't be
able to speak
(suspenseful music)
It flows from that
eternal fountain
They call me Mr. LSD
I wanna buy this.
They call me Mr. LSD
LSD
(upbeat dramatic music)
[Regular] Showtime!
(choir singing)
Orgasmic explosion of love
Enhances the child
Can I help you with anything?
Oh, I'm just looking.
Oh, my God, this is perfect.
I've been dying to come in here.
You live in the neighborhood?
I work at the coffee
shop down the street.
Which one?
The vintage Airstream
by the gas station.
It's called You Are Here.
I was wondering what that was.
You should come by sometime.
I'm Cici.
I'm Keith.
It's nice to meet you, Keith.
Nice to meet you.
(Regular grunting)
What was that?
Do you want this?
Do people jerk off back there?
This is for you. This is
compliments of Venus Faire.
Are you sure?
That's for you.
All right.
Come see me at the coffee shop.
I could do that.
Bye.
(door opening)
(door closing)
(fly zipping)
And the DVD.
What DVD?
The one I told you I was
gonna buy when I came in.
I put it right here.
Did you check over there
in the new release section?
I'm not in the mood
to be fucked with.
How many times we done this?
I come in, I pick out a movie,
I put my credit card down,
I go in the back.
Where the fuck is it?
(laughing)
Okay, asshole, you just
lost your best customer.
And fuck this shithole.
(vacuum whirring)
(engine starting)
As the day comes to an end
The virgin child
of the universe
Is swept up in
the fierce drive
Of sexual encounters
(suspenseful music)
What the fuck?
Hey!
[Jack] Tonight's episode of
"Unknown Origins
with Jack Rogers"
is brought to you
by BDA Labs.
Can't get it up?
Head down to the Boner Doctor.
[Doctor] Attention,
men of all ages.
Do you ever have trouble
rising to the occasion
when it matters the most?
What if I told you the
secret to unlocking
your manhood
is merely a matter
of unlocking your mind?
Hey, cutie.
You don't need him.
I'm here for you.
Come on, let's party.
I don't bite,
unless you ask me to.
There's nothing better you're
gonna find than right here.
(horn honking)
Move it, hippie!
All right, all right.
[driver] Fuck you!
(tires squealing)
[Jack] Wrongdoers are now
indistinguishable from humans
and programmed to prevent us
from following our dreams.
Hey, hey, hey.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, they're watching us,
and they know everything.
It's in the air,
the food, the water.
And it's coming from
the satellites, from the towers,
beaming into every device.
(breathes hard)
We're being programmed.
Programmed.
Time will come.
Time will come!
(dramatic music)
You'll see.
(clock ticking)
(upbeat suspenseful music)
Hello, and welcome back
to another episode
of "Blowmind Show."
I'm Keith, your host.
My guest tonight is Jack Rogers.
Jack was abducted and left
with an implant in his leg.
When he had it removed and
tested, the results determined
the material to be
of an unknown origin.
Okay, we have Jack Rogers here.
Hi, Keith.
Hi, Jack.
Thanks for being on the show.
I first wanna ask you what
it felt like to be abducted,
and then get into the implant
and the findings on that.
Well, the first time
it happened to me, I was 18.
I was camping in the Boundary
Waters of northern Minnesota.
(speedy music)
(clock ticking)
And the next thing
I remember,
I'm being operated on.
Now they all took turns
using this instrument
that seemed to be alive.
I was aware of
what was happening
but I couldn't move at all,
and I could hear this,
intense music.
The sounds triggered
these experiences
that I keep having
when I dream.
I still hear the music.
(suspenseful music)
This is absolutely
fascinating.
Unfortunately,
that's all the time we have.
We didn't even
get to the implant.
[Keith] Well, we'll have to do
a Part Two.
Can you call in again sometime?
Absolutely.
Anytime.
Okay, great.
Jack, thanks so much
for sharing your story with us.
All right, that concludes
this week's episode.
Tune in next week
for a look at MK Ultra.
This is Keith, signing off.
How can she escape
this missing link
This missing link
of destiny
-Hi.
-Hi.
When is the turning point?
When
Here, try this.
I made it just for you.
I say when
When is the turning point?
(Cici chuckling)
Wow, that tastes
just like blueberry pie.
(Cici laughing)
Glad you like it.
I got to see the Airstream
last night.
What a great idea.
Do you like porn?
You're around it all the time,
so I'm curious.
It's okay.
Some of it's all right.
Did you watch
that movie last night?
Uh, it's actually
a gift for someone else.
Aliens having sex?
Not exactly my thing.
I'm more into...
watching young women
fuck older men.
(Keith spitting)
(Cici laughing)
Hm.
(phone ringing)
Venus Faire.
[caller] Uh, yeah,
I'm calling again
about the vegan vampire gloves.
Okay, I got a shipment
in yesterday,
and the box is sitting here
behind the counter,
but I've not been able to
open it to see what's in it.
[caller] Well, I need to know
if they're there.
Are they there?
I've not been able to
open this box. I don't know.
[caller] Okay, fuck it.
I'm coming in.
Great, you can do
whatever you wanna do.
We open at 10.
It's so dark back there.
Look, there's something
that I need to tell you.
This used to be just
a regular video store.
I'm really not weirded out
by any of this.
Well, it's not really
who I am.
Why don't we pretend like
this is the old video store?
Hello.
What should I
watch tonight, sir?
Let me give this
a little bit of thought.
"The Blue Angel."
What's it about?
An elderly professor
who falls madly in love
with a younger woman.
She proceeds to
drive him insane.
Well, that sounds hot.
Do you have it?
No, not here.
At your place?
Yeah.
It's a date.
What time do you close?
Ten.
Okay, I'll see you then.
Can you let me out?
Bye.
Bye.
(horn honks)
(suspenseful music)
(eerie buzzing)
Cici!
Are you all right?
Oh.
Can you stand up?
Oh. Ouch.
Here, are you okay?
Mm.
Yeah, so strange.
I must have fainted.
Did you see
who was driving the car?
Well, what's the last thing
you remember?
I remember...
leaving here.
And then feeling
really turned on.
(upbeat music)
Go lock the door
and meet me in the back.
[Cici] You're not into this?
What's wrong?
[Keith] I don't know.
(Cici sighs)
It's fine. It happens.
(banging on door)
[Keith] No, it's not you.
(banging on door)
Hold on!
See ya tonight?
Bye, Keith.
I didn't think anyone was here.
I almost left.
I'm the one who called.
About the vegan vampire gloves.
You said you were gonna check.
I didn't have the
opportunity to check,
and I don't think
that they're here.
In fact, you know what,
you're gonna have to leave
because I'm closed today.
I've gotta do some inventory.
What are you talking about?
You just opened up.
No, I'm not open today.
I'm closed.
In fact, you're gonna
have to leave.
Seriously?
Yes, you're gonna
have to leave.
You know what? Fuck it,
I'll just order it online.
Thank you,
and your small business.
[Jack] The abductions
have been falsely reported.
Yes, people go missing,
but where they end up
isn't discussed.
And if it is,
it's not taken seriously.
The implants are clues.
Look at the evidence.
The object taken out of my leg
was determined to be
of unknown origin.
We'll be right back.
(suspenseful music)
Interstellar messages.
Ancient astronauts.
Look to Planet X.
(homeless man groaning)
(homeless man laughing)
(homeless man
continues laughing)
(pipe thudding)
(engine revs, tires screeching)
(clock ticking)
(suspenseful music)
[Cici] Do you like porn?
You're around it all the time,
so I'm curious.
Go lock the door
and meet me in the back.
(Cici moaning)
(Cici panting)
(suspenseful music continues)
You like to watch?
(Cici laughing)
(Cici panting)
(gun clicking)
(Cici gasping)
Keith?
You're in danger.
(clock ticking)
[man] It's not you.
Believe me, I want to so badly.
You have no idea
how hard I have
fantasized about this
and built this up.
[woman] It's fine.
Don't worry about it.
Can we try this again, please?
(audience laughing)
Could I see you again?
Please, you're incredible.
I had a nice time.
You're a nice guy.
But I have needs, as a woman,
that you just can't meet.
(audience groaning)
I'm sorry.
No, no, no, no, no, wait!
I have to go. Goodbye.
(audience laughing)
(audience applauding)
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(intercom buzzing)
[receptionist] Hello.
Hi. I have
an 11:00 AM appointment.
Name please.
[Keith] Keith Morris.
Make your way in.
(door buzzing)
(light music)
Hello, Mr. Morris.
Please have a seat
and fill this form out.
The doctor
will be with you shortly.
(clock ticking)
My husband's in there.
He really just hasn't
been the same lately.
I don't know what it is.
The other day, I heard him
crying in the shower, so sad.
You know,
he talks in his sleep
about losing his manhood
to the Dumbing Down,
whatever that means.
(camera clicking)
He says I'm the woman
of his dreams,
but his cock
tends to disagree so,
something better give soon,
because I don't know
what I'm gonna do.
Hey, babe, cuddle worm.
Oh, hey, how did it go?
They fixed it. Look at that.
Little Ron is back.
Mr. Morris.
Yes?
The doctor will see you now.
[Doctor]
Mr. Morris. Hello, hello.
Come in, come in.
Feel free to recline.
Make yourself comfortable.
Thank you.
How do you feel?
I don't really know.
That's, that's okay.
Just relax.
Don't be nervous.
Don't be nervous.
Things'll start to
make more sense as we go.
You have volunteered
to be examined
during a series of tests.
These tests are designed
to measure brain potential.
Erectile dysfunction,
or as we call it ED,
can be caused by
any number of things.
Have you recently had
any significant stress?
Yes, I have.
Such as?
Well, I, I wouldn't
even know where to start.
Let's start with Cici.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
How do you know Cici?
[Doctor] It's no accident
that you're here.
Tell me about her.
You tell me.
I'm here to help.
No secrets between us, Keith.
Drink this.
What is this?
It's something to help.
Please trust me.
(Keith gulping)
Your attraction to Cici
is by design.
What do you mean, by design?
Well, she's your Lola Lola.
It's okay to admit that you're
attracted to younger women.
A lot of men are.
No, no, this isn't like that.
No?
Why are you here then?
I-- I really like her.
Mm-hm?
She makes me feel alive.
So you want to communicate
that with her physically?
That's just a small part of it.
(dramatic music)
Cici?
I'd say,
that's a big part of it.
(suspenseful music)
(bees buzzing)
[Cici] Here, try this.
I made it just for you.
[Keith] That tastes
just like blueberry pie.
(bees buzzing)
[Doctor] The antidote
is very special.
It's not easy to make.
Think of it not as a drug
but as a cure.
(bees buzzing)
(intermittent music)
(crowd cheering)
(upbeat rock music)
There is another side
We are not alone
Telepathic communication
Using a native tongue
New injuries
with disheveled apparel
Petrified of what
people will think
Dumbfounded, unresponsive
Goldmine for perfect contact
Someone's out there,
other than us
What's the message?
Keep your mouth shut
There is another side
We are not alone
Feeling of suffocation
Mortally wounded,
uncontrollable fear
Nightmares against
their will
Missing time
with the misunderstood
Dumbfounded, unresponsive
Goldmine for perfect contact
Someone's out there
other than us
What's the message?
Keep your mouth shut
(crowd cheering)
[crowd] One more song,
one more song!
One more song, one more song!
All right. Dude.
Yeah.
Another good one.
[crowd] One more song,
one more song!
Listen to that, man.
They're still going.
What's up, guys.
This is, um...
Nina.
Hi, how's it going?
Great show tonight.
Thank you.
Yeah, that was fun, guys.
All right, I'm out.
Nice meeting you.
-Later.
-Bye.
Are you fucking serious, dude?
How does he do that, every time?
(knocking on door) Keith,
your car is here.
(soft suspenseful music)
[fan] Keith! Keith!
Oh, hey, guys.
Can you please sign
this please? Please?
Thanks, man, appreciate that.
You killed it tonight, Keith.
Dude, that was awesome.
Thank you so much.
When's the next album
coming out?
I, I don't really know.
-All right.
-You guys take care.
(suspenseful music)
Fasten your seat belt.
Right.
Keith, Keith,
you're in danger!
Keith, Keith!
(tires squealing)
What the fuck? Slow down!
Hey, I'm talking to you!
Stop the car!
Help!
(dog barking)
(door opening)
(suspenseful music continues)
You can undo the belt, now.
Why are you doing this?
[man] Walk.
[Keith] What did I do?
Down on your knees.
-Please don't.
-(gun firing)
No!
You're okay. You're okay.
What the fuck, am I dead?
No, no, no,
you're perfectly fine.
It felt so real!
It was real.
Just as real as you're
sitting here right now.
And that was you, but it was
another version of you.
All my life, I knew
there was something else.
That's why you were chosen.
You believe.
You're unafraid
of the real truth.
It's time to step into the shoes
of who you should be
and alter that outcome.
I, I've never felt
anything like that.
And I didn't know I could sing.
Well, not just any singer,
but the singer of OFF!
There's no way
I survived that.
Without the others,
that outcome is inevitable.
Unless the four of you
transition together.
Then you'll be strong enough.
Everything depends on this.
And not only for you,
but for the survival
of humanity.
Let's do this.
I'm in.
Let's put the band together.
I've done my share
of psychedelics,
but this stuff is just wow.
The antidote is very special,
and it's not easy to make.
Think of it not as a drug,
but as a cure.
Turn here.
(suspenseful music)
Your guitar player is Dimitri.
In this world, he's a highly
successful music executive.
His gods are money and power.
(upbeat rock music)
Ooh.
(groans)
You know...
They say I have golden ears
because...
I can spot the next big thing
before anyone.
And the acts that I sign
sell records.
(snorts)
Lots of fucking records.
That's the biggest reason
I wanted to work here.
Your accolades
are quite impressive.
What's impressive
is the way you look at me
with those exotic eyes.
Fucking turns me on.
Why don't you come on over here?
Sit on my lap.
(light music)
I've never done this before.
I'm, I'm not really sure.
Just do it.
(upbeat rock music continues)
(light music)
So how I am supposed
to convince this guy
that we're in this amazing band
in another life?
Just tell him what
he never hears anymore.
Well, what would that be?
-(elevator pings)
-The truth.
(door sliding open)
Do you have an appointment?
-We do.
-Names, please?
[distorted voice]
I tell you what to do.
Right?
Walk this way.
I want you, I need you
-(doors crashing open)
-What the fuck?
They have an appointment.
The fuck they do!
How many times
have I told you to knock
when the fucking door's closed?
Leave us.
(door closing)
Remind me
what this is about again.
You are coming with us.
(soft mysterious music)
Are you cops?
I'll have your badges
before you can say
Commissioner Bradley.
Timeout. He's a doctor.
And I'm the lead vocalist
in your band.
(scoffs) Okay, I don't know
how the two of you
got up here,
but something feels off.
That's right. That's the name
of our band, OFF!
Security, my office.
You're not happy
because deep down you know
this really isn't you.
Highly successful in an
industry you care nothing about.
But you used to.
Air guitar with a tennis
racket in front of the mirror.
Pretending to be Kiss.
And then, for Christmas,
you finally get that Les Paul
and that was it.
All you did was play.
Then Dad died,
and you had to man up.
Stick with the sure thing.
Business.
But you were good at it.
Because it was personal.
(door opening)
(mysterious music)
It's okay. False alarm.
Are you sure, Boss?
Yeah. Yeah, you can go.
How do you know those things?
No one does.
White Russian, on the rocks.
Just how you like it.
(mysterious music continues)
We're an important band.
And you're the guitar player.
You're a really good
guitar player.
I used to wanna
be Alex Lifeson.
I saw Rush six times
on the Power Windows Tour.
And I took you
to a couple of those.
Dad?
Son.
(laughs)
There's a lot
you don't understand right now.
But there's a place
where life didn't
get in the way so much.
It's better there, and you're
who you're supposed to be.
You have no idea
how much I missed you.
You have no idea how
much I've missed you.
How's Mom?
Mom's good. She says hello,
sends her love.
She loves you.
(guitar music)
How you doing, buddy?
What brings me here?
I don't know.
I'm not doing so good, I guess.
I'm a piece of shit.
No, you're not.
Come on, step up.
Be the man
you're supposed to be.
(echoing)
It's all that matters.
(soft suspenseful music)
Fuck.
(groans)
(bees buzzing)
[Dad] There's a place.
It's better there.
And you're who you're
supposed to be.
(intermittent music)
(crowd cheering)
(upbeat rock music)
There is another side
We are not alone
Telepathic communication
Using a native tongue
New injuries
with disheveled apparel
Petrified of what
people will think
Dumbfounded, unresponsive
Goldmine for perfect contact
Someone's out there,
other than us
What's the message?
Keep your mouth shut
There is another side
[crowd] One more song,
one more song!
One more song,
one more song!
Nice one.
She's unreal.
-[DH] Every time.
-How does he do it?
How is that happening?
(knocking on door) Keith,
your car's downstairs.
You guys killed it!
Oh, my God, we went into points.
Merch is crushing.
I'm gonna go get that money.
(band shouting)
I'm gonna get that money!
Woo! All right.
Guys, later.
-Later, Keith.
-Later, Keith.
What are you getting
into tonight, DH?
Oh, man.
I just got challenged
to a drum battle.
What?
-Yeah.
-For real?
[DH] Yeah, man.
You gonna do it?
I usually don't fuck
with battles, man,
but this dude is talking shit
like he's the Gospel Chops
Champion of Chatsworth.
What? (laughs)
[DH] Yeah.
All right, take care.
(soft suspenseful music)
[Wrongdoer 1]
Fasten your seat belt.
Right.
Keith, Keith, you're in danger!
Keith!
Hey, what's going on?
-Please, sign my album.
-Not now, not now!
What happened?
Keith is in that car.
They're gonna kill him.
What?
Come on, come on.
Come on, come on.
Where are they?
They have to be
along these tracks.
This road's the only way in.
(gun firing)
Holy shit.
[Cici] There there, there!
Go go, go, go!
Keith!
No, no-no, no!
[Dimitri] Motherfucker!
(soft mournful music)
Rats spelled backwards...
is star.
Dog becomes God.
This is not by accident.
There is only us,
and all we'll ever be.
I am you.
You are we.
We are all together.
[group] We.
We.
That's some freaky-ass
cult shit going on in there.
[group] We.
It's way more in tune
with the way
things really are
than you might think.
[group] We.
Let's go in and talk to him.
[group] We.
(birds singing)
Well.
It's been a while.
Hasn't it, Doctor?
It has.
Sorry to drop by unannounced.
We'd like to have
a word with Autry.
Autry?
He's one of our brightest,
most promising.
What do you wish to
discuss with him?
It's a personal matter.
There are no
personal matters here.
The path to enlightenment
doesn't allow it.
There's more than one path
to enlightenment.
Why there was even a time
when you and I
were on the same path.
(bird singing)
I will speak with you,
and you alone.
Get the car.
Nice necklace.
Planet X?
We know why you are here.
What makes you think
we're just going to
hand Autry over to you?
He's about to graduate.
He's in OFF!
How do you know?
I've been there.
Show me.
(crowd chanting)
(upbeat hard rock music)
Someone's out there
Other than us
What's the message?
Keep your mouth shut
There is another side
(We breathing shakily)
It is so...
Come with me.
That's what
I'm trying to tell you.
She was with me.
We were driving around
looking for you.
We heard the shot.
I pulled into that lot.
And there you were
lying on the ground.
She was worried about me?
Yeah.
Yeah, she was.
And so was I.
(bees buzzing)
Autry?
The time has come.
You have been chosen.
I don't understand.
I always knew you were special,
but it seems you may be
special in ways
we did not anticipate.
You must leave now.
He is yours.
Thank you, We.
Autry, it is an honor.
(soft haunting music)
Head to Haunebu Hospital.
I'm sorry for
the cold encounter.
I promise this is not
a kidnapping.
I'm here willingly.
Do you know why you're here?
This is the transition.
You see like We.
How do you know that?
The bees.
The bees see a lot.
This will make you see
even more.
Drink it, Autry.
Here we go.
(Autry groaning)
Blast off.
(dramatic crescendo)
(bees buzzing)
[We] It seems
you may be special
in ways we did not anticipate.
(intermittent music)
(crowd cheering)
(upbeat rock music)
There is another side
We are not alone
Telepathic communication
Using a native tongue
New injuries with
disheveled apparel
Petrified of what
people will think
Dumbfounded, unresponsive
Goldmine for perfect contact
Someone's out there
other than us
What's the message?
Keep your mouth shut
There is another side
We are not alone
(crowd chanting)
[crowd] One more song,
one more song!
One more song,
one more song!
Hey, guys.
Hey, this is um...
Nina.
-Hello.
-Hi.
-Hey, hey.
-Hi.
Hey. Great show
tonight, by the way.
-Thank you.
-Thanks.
After you.
-See ya later.
-I'm out.
-Bye.
-Later.
Whoa. Dude, she is next level.
His mojo is on fire.
Nice one.
[fan 1] Autry!
[fan 2] Autry, there he is.
(fans clamoring)
When is the next
album coming out?
Dude, can we get a picture?
Thanks, man.
-Thanks, man.
-Me too.
You gotta sign this please.
I've got to go, guys,
but thank you.
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
one more, one more, one more.
Alright, that's a dick pic.
All right, see ya later.
Must be cool to be
a rock star.
Has its ups and downs, but
definitely has some perks too.
Oh, hey, can I get
your phone number?
I wanna send you something.
Yeah, sure.
373-3573.
Okay.
I took this really cool photo
of you tonight.
Yeah?
How'd you learn
how to bend like that?
I am naturally very flexible,
but looks like you might be too.
Could probably teach you.
Promise?
Oh, wait, can you actually
just stop up at this store
just right after this light?
Yeah, sure.
Stay here. I'll be right back.
(suspenseful music)
Don't move!
Hands where I can see them!
(indistinct speaking)
(phone ringing)
(phone ringing)
(phone ringing)
-(guns firing)
-(glass shatters)
(Autry gasps)
It's okay.
You're fine, you're fine.
How do you feel?
Have I arrived?
Not yet.
When the four of you
transition together,
then you will.
I know you now.
Our band is amazing.
That's right.
You're quite the ladies' man.
I've never felt so in command
of my surroundings.
How am I being measured?
As a stud bass rocker.
As a groupie magnet.
There's the hospital.
What are we doing?
[Doctor] Your drummer's
in there?
Does he work there?
No, he's a patient.
What happened to him?
He's in a coma.
How?
(dramatic music)
[Doctor] The official
police report
has him losing control
of his vehicle.
But a closer look
at the evidence
points to a cover-up.
Someone or, some thing...
didn't want him to
reach his destination.
(Wrongdoer 2 grunting)
(soft suspenseful music)
(monitors beeping)
How long has he been
like this?
A long time.
Before the accident, he was
an up-and-coming jazz drummer.
Did a stint with Al Jarreau.
This is so sad.
How do we reach him?
I'm not trying to be
a downer, but...
doesn't seem like anyone's home.
Just a reminder,
visiting hour
over at five today.
Has he ever moved while
you were tending to him?
There's spontaneous movements,
but most are reflex.
The eyes will occasionally
roll around under lids.
-I see.
-Mm-hm.
-Thank you.
-Mm.
(phone ringing)
Close the curtain.
[The Crazed Chemist] Doctor,
we have an emergency.
Antidote levels have
been completely depleted.
We're beyond critical low!
That can't be.
That's impossible.
The reserves were compromised
by outside forces.
Even the current batches
have been breached.
How? The Harvest Realm
is impenetrable.
There must be some sort of
interference with the bees!
What kind of interference?
Damn it!
What kind of interference?
God help us!
They're onto us.
We don't have much time.
Will that work?
The area of his brain
needed for this is active.
But unless he's awake,
I don't know if it will work.
We've got to try.
Please, if you can hear us,
we are ready to receive
and need guidance.
(bees buzzing)
(dramatic music)
(clock ticking)
(bee buzzing)
We is here.
(mysterious music)
There's something
I need to tell you.
What?
You can't go back after this
to your regular lives.
Ever.
Why would we wanna come back?
I don't wanna come back.
(bee buzzing)
(DH gasping)
[Keith] Holy shit!
(Wrongdoer 2 groaning)
(Wrongdoer 2 groaning)
-Thank you.
-Now's the time.
Drink this, Autry.
Keith. Drink it, drink it.
It feels so good to
feel something real again.
See ya on the other side.
We are all together.
(body thudding)
(elevator dinging)
(suspenseful music)
Are you coming along?
If everything goes well.
Cici's there.
Go.
Find her.
Go find her, Keith.
(soft suspenseful music)
(upbeat suspenseful music)
(dramatic music)
(bugle music)
(police radio chattering)
[officer] Unit 22, on the way.
(bugle music)
Visiting hours...
(sparks buzzing)
(light music)
(nurse gasping)
(nurse screaming)
(mysterious music)
[Doctor] It's time
to step into the shoes
of who you should be
and alter that outcome.
(intermittent rock music)
There is another side
We are not alone
Feeling of suffocation
Mortally wounded,
uncontrollable fear
Nightmares
against their will
Missing time with
the misunderstood
Dumbfounded, unresponsive
Goldmine for perfect contact
Someone's out there
other than us
What's the message?
Keep your mouth shut
(crowd cheering)
[crowd] One more song,
one more song!
One more song, one more song!
One more song, one more song!
(Cici's shouting muffled)
Hey, you guys killed tonight.
We went into points.
(flesh squishing)
(crowd gasping)
(soft suspenseful music)
(Manager gurgling)
(door opening)
Get in.
-What the fuck?
-Mm-hm.
(car doors closing)
(tires squealing)
You're awfully quiet.
Can I get your phone number?
I wanna send you something.
Actually, could you just
stop up at this store
on the right,
just right after this light?
(turn signal clicking)
(suspenseful music)
(upbeat rock music)
(gun cocking)
(gun firing)
(officer screaming)
-(upbeat rock music continues)
-(gun cocking)
(gun firing)
(officer screaming)
(gun cocking)
[distorted voice] No.
Leave her to me.
Go!
(gun firing)
(upbeat rock music continues)
(music stops)
(soft suspenseful music)
(upbeat rock music)
(gun cocking)
(engine gunning)
(guns firing)
(Wrongdoer 1 screaming)
(upbeat rock music continues)
(Wrongdoer 1 screaming)
(gentle mysterious music)
[Doctor] The area of his brain
needed for this is active.
But unless he's awake
I don't know if it'll work.
[Autry] Please,
if you can hear us,
we are ready to receive
and need guidance.
(bees buzzing)
We is here.
(bees buzzing)
(intermittent music)
[Promoter] This is it!
This...
is what we came for.
Ladies, and gentlemen,
to my left,
the reigning Gospel Chops
Champion of Chatsworth!
(crowd shouting)
And to my right,
the challenger.
D
H
Peligro!
Now, swing...
may have something
to do with it.
But we're talking
best technical,
free-form performance.
Chops is chops.
You either got 'em.
Or you don't.
(soft mysterious music)
Sticks in the air.
(crowd clamoring)
Play!
(drumming music)
(crowd shouting)
Another stellar performance
from The Champ.
Good luck, challenger.
Play!
(drumming music)
(crowd shouting)
(soft suspenseful music)
(gun cocking)
(gun firing)
(The Champ screaming)
(soft suspenseful music)
No!
(upbeat rock music)
(Doctor groaning)
(upbeat rock music continues)
(Doctor groaning)
(Doctor screaming)
(upbeat rock music continues)
(Wrongdoer 2 screaming)
(Wrongdoer 2 screaming)
(upbeat rock music continues)
-(gun firing)
-(Nina groaning)
(gun cocking and firing)
(Nina shrieking)
(Doctor groaning)
The music you make now
will free the minds
of all who listen.
And it will,
it will give rise...
to a great...
awakening.
(soft sad music)
(phone buzzing)
(phone ringing)
(phone ringing)
Gentlemen, it is
with great relief
that the four of you
appear before me now.
I am truly honored.
But with this joy
also comes, I'm sorry.
(sniffs)
With joy also comes
profound sadness,
knowing that our beloved
doctor is no more.
At least in this world.
We must remember that the cost
of progress often
is sacrifice.
Members of OFF!,
you must now head to BDA Labs,
where the next stage
of your journey awaits.
Thanks to your achievements,
the antidote levels have
returned to maximum capacity.
It is now time for your music
to open the gates
of human consciousness
across all planes of existence.
Rock hard, brave travelers.
Rock hard.
(soft music)
(doors opening and closing)
Welcome to BDA Labs.
We've been expecting you.
Please, follow me.
Our facility was built
and exclusively designed
for every stage of
music production,
distribution and promotion.
Our state-of-the-art broadcast
and recording studios
are on the top floor.
Time has come.
Imagine, if you will,
an entire movement
centered around
a single belief
that one day a cure will come.
(elevator dinging)
It appears as though
that day has arrived.
Please.
(elevator dinging)
(doors sliding)
Gentlemen, the music
you're about to make
will be revolutionary.
When experienced
with the antidote,
it will awaken
the subconscious,
providing the ultimate
pathway to travel.
Now if you'll follow me
to the control room,
I think you'll find
you'll be extremely pleased
with our results.
(machines whirring)
(keys clicking)
(door opening)
It may be hard to believe,
but all this
was built for you
in anticipation of
this very moment.
But it was.
Through this soundproof glass,
you will find
everything you need
to produce the necessary sounds
required for transmission.
Drums,
bass,
guitar.
There is even a saxophonist.
To avoid any
digital interference,
your performance will be
recorded on analog equipment
and pressed directly
onto vinyl here on-site.
Album jackets will
include a blotter sheet
dipped in concentrated antidote.
A single tab is enough to
trigger operative dream state.
You'll be broadcast
live across all platforms
using our max visibility
algorithm.
Every viewer will receive
a free copy of the record
delivered right to their door.
(soft music)
The music is within you.
All you have to do is play it.
(soft mysterious music)
Gentlemen, we're live
and rolling tape!
(hard rock music)
(upbeat hard rock music)
Interstellar messages
Ancient astronauts
Look to Planet X
Violent electric shock
Walk through walls
to a different place
The evolution of
the human race
(upbeat hard rock music)
Stuck in the back
explosion of thought
Dream becomes reality
Look outside the box
Walk through walls
to a different place
Time will come
for a superior race
(upbeat hard rock music)
(bees buzzing)
(machine whirring)
(hard rock music)
(bees buzzing)
You volunteered to be examined
during a series of tests.
The tests are designed to
measure brain potential.
(bees buzzing)
You volunteered to be examined
during a series of tests.
The tests are designed to
measure brain potential.
(bees buzzing)
(handcuffs clicking)
(bees buzzing)
(deliveryman humming)
(birds singing)
Is that it? Did it come?
I believe so.
(rock music)
(music intensifying)
Trajectory, no turning back
New pessimism
new layers of crime
Sterilize the undesirables
In the kingdom of the blind
Modern face of warfare
Rockets red glare
Lowered the bar
of discourse
(banging on door)
Dinner!
Are you there?
(intermittent music)
(horn blaring)
(cars passing)
Hi.
Here's your ticket.
Don't lose it.
Where am I?
You are here.
Is he the first one?
Yeah.
Have you heard it?
Heard what?
"Free LSD."
That's the last thing
I remember.
I was listening to it
in my room.
Yes.
They made it, they made it.
Look, there's more!
Okay, Cici, it has begun.
But we have to move on
to Plan B.
What?
I was terminated.
The doors are
opening right now.
I might be able to help.
I was on Keith's podcast,
to talk about being abducted.
When they operated on me,
I heard music.
Music that I think has
something to do with you.
I, I dreamt all of this.
This was taken out of my leg.
It's a material
of unknown origin.
(mysterious music)
(body thudding)
(crowd shouting)
(crowd applauding)
[Keith] This is for you.
Compliments of Venus Faire.
(crowd shouting)
Are you okay?
The bag!
(footsteps receding)
Hey, there you are.
We're almost outta tickets.
It's really filling up in there.
(lights buzzing)
Ow.
Ah!
Ah!
Are you okay?
(soft suspenseful music)
Bring it to me.
(echoing) Bring it to me.
Bring it to me.
(suspenseful music)
(Nina gasping)
(Cici gasping)
[distorted voice] Go!
(Nina gasping)
(suspenseful music)
(Nina groaning)
(crowd cheering)
There's resistance outside.
(suspenseful music)
We have to hurry.
(upbeat music)
[Doctor] Hello, and welcome!
It's you.
[Doctor] Time has come.
This is it.
[Doctor]
Are you ready to evolve?
Please, place your ticket
on your tongue.
(soft music)
What you are about to
experience
is the mind without
limitations.
Are you ready?
(crowd cheering)
(music building)
(crowd cheering)
(crowd cheering)
(hard rock music)
Forever changed
In search of blood
Ceiling of clouds
Disappeared without a trace
Another world
beyond the realm
The flying lights
not of this Earth
War above Los Angeles
War above Los Angeles
(hard rock music)
Nothing is fabricated
It's an impossible hoax
The hour of reckoning's here
The hour of reckoning's here
(rock music)
(hard rock music)
Mining the moon
We crossed the line
They're watching us
Blackbirds fall from the sky
The unexplained
left in the dark
Our chromosomes
harvest the Earth
War above Los Angeles
War above Los Angeles
Nothing is fabricated
It's an impossible hoax
The hour of reckoning's here
The hour of reckoning's here
(crowd cheering)
(door sliding)
(crowd cheering)
(choir singing)
(upbeat music)
Baby, I can make you swim
Across the ocean
on your toenail
I can make you hum
like a nightingale
Baby, my love is
like a force field
Only your love can
satisfy my will
I can kiss your lips
and set them on fire
Rub your hips,
bring on strong desire
Desires that no
man can fulfill
I'm the one who gives you
satisfaction
And will
My love is at its peak
I alone can make you weak
And you won't
be able to speak
My love is strong
like a mountain
It flows from that
eternal fountain
They call me Mr. LSD
Call me Mr. LSD
Dinner!
Are you there?
LSD
LSD
L
S
D
(mother screaming)
(upbeat rock music)
Operation Overcast
NASA and the JPL
Hitler had a Haunebu
Fourth Reich for the USA
Can't get more fucked up
It can't get more fucked up
Collectors for the OSS
Warfare with bubonic plague
Scientific worst
achievements
Seduced by evil promises
Can't get more fucked up
It can't get more fucked up
Free LSD
Free LSD
He made that fruitcake
look higher than a kite
Bigwig in the CIA
You don't get to walk away
They had a whorehouse
dosing all the johns
Worried about the Russkies
Threw that guy
right out the window
Or did they make him jump?
Free LSD
Free LSD
Transferred to
the West Coast
Pinstriped
alcoholic penguin
Turned him into
damaged goods
[vocalizing]
(gentle guitar music)
LSD
I'm falling in love
with you
Just one little speck
And I'm disconnected
LSD
(gentle guitar music)
LSD
I'm falling in love
with you
Just one little speck
and I'm disconnected
LSD
(upbeat music)
Baby, I can make you swim
Across the ocean
on your toenail
I can make you hum
like a nightingale
Maybe my love is
like a force field
Only your love
can satisfy my will
(mailman humming)
Hey, you gotta sign for this.
Okay.
Here you go.
Thank you.
(mailman humming)
I'm the one who gives you
satisfaction
And will...
My love is at its peak
Invasion
of the Booty Snatchers?
I alone can make you weak
And you won't be
able to speak
(suspenseful music)
It flows from that
eternal fountain
They call me Mr. LSD
I wanna buy this.
They call me Mr. LSD
LSD
(upbeat dramatic music)
[Regular] Showtime!
(choir singing)
Orgasmic explosion of love
Enhances the child
Can I help you with anything?
Oh, I'm just looking.
Oh, my God, this is perfect.
I've been dying to come in here.
You live in the neighborhood?
I work at the coffee
shop down the street.
Which one?
The vintage Airstream
by the gas station.
It's called You Are Here.
I was wondering what that was.
You should come by sometime.
I'm Cici.
I'm Keith.
It's nice to meet you, Keith.
Nice to meet you.
(Regular grunting)
What was that?
Do you want this?
Do people jerk off back there?
This is for you. This is
compliments of Venus Faire.
Are you sure?
That's for you.
All right.
Come see me at the coffee shop.
I could do that.
Bye.
(door opening)
(door closing)
(fly zipping)
And the DVD.
What DVD?
The one I told you I was
gonna buy when I came in.
I put it right here.
Did you check over there
in the new release section?
I'm not in the mood
to be fucked with.
How many times we done this?
I come in, I pick out a movie,
I put my credit card down,
I go in the back.
Where the fuck is it?
(laughing)
Okay, asshole, you just
lost your best customer.
And fuck this shithole.
(vacuum whirring)
(engine starting)
As the day comes to an end
The virgin child
of the universe
Is swept up in
the fierce drive
Of sexual encounters
(suspenseful music)
What the fuck?
Hey!
[Jack] Tonight's episode of
"Unknown Origins
with Jack Rogers"
is brought to you
by BDA Labs.
Can't get it up?
Head down to the Boner Doctor.
[Doctor] Attention,
men of all ages.
Do you ever have trouble
rising to the occasion
when it matters the most?
What if I told you the
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is merely a matter
of unlocking your mind?
Hey, cutie.
You don't need him.
I'm here for you.
Come on, let's party.
I don't bite,
unless you ask me to.
There's nothing better you're
gonna find than right here.
(horn honking)
Move it, hippie!
All right, all right.
[driver] Fuck you!
(tires squealing)
[Jack] Wrongdoers are now
indistinguishable from humans
and programmed to prevent us
from following our dreams.
Hey, hey, hey.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, they're watching us,
and they know everything.
It's in the air,
the food, the water.
And it's coming from
the satellites, from the towers,
beaming into every device.
(breathes hard)
We're being programmed.
Programmed.
Time will come.
Time will come!
(dramatic music)
You'll see.
(clock ticking)
(upbeat suspenseful music)
Hello, and welcome back
to another episode
of "Blowmind Show."
I'm Keith, your host.
My guest tonight is Jack Rogers.
Jack was abducted and left
with an implant in his leg.
When he had it removed and
tested, the results determined
the material to be
of an unknown origin.
Okay, we have Jack Rogers here.
Hi, Keith.
Hi, Jack.
Thanks for being on the show.
I first wanna ask you what
it felt like to be abducted,
and then get into the implant
and the findings on that.
Well, the first time
it happened to me, I was 18.
I was camping in the Boundary
Waters of northern Minnesota.
(speedy music)
(clock ticking)
And the next thing
I remember,
I'm being operated on.
Now they all took turns
using this instrument
that seemed to be alive.
I was aware of
what was happening
but I couldn't move at all,
and I could hear this,
intense music.
The sounds triggered
these experiences
that I keep having
when I dream.
I still hear the music.
(suspenseful music)
This is absolutely
fascinating.
Unfortunately,
that's all the time we have.
We didn't even
get to the implant.
[Keith] Well, we'll have to do
a Part Two.
Can you call in again sometime?
Absolutely.
Anytime.
Okay, great.
Jack, thanks so much
for sharing your story with us.
All right, that concludes
this week's episode.
Tune in next week
for a look at MK Ultra.
This is Keith, signing off.
How can she escape
this missing link
This missing link
of destiny
-Hi.
-Hi.
When is the turning point?
When
Here, try this.
I made it just for you.
I say when
When is the turning point?
(Cici chuckling)
Wow, that tastes
just like blueberry pie.
(Cici laughing)
Glad you like it.
I got to see the Airstream
last night.
What a great idea.
Do you like porn?
You're around it all the time,
so I'm curious.
It's okay.
Some of it's all right.
Did you watch
that movie last night?
Uh, it's actually
a gift for someone else.
Aliens having sex?
Not exactly my thing.
I'm more into...
watching young women
fuck older men.
(Keith spitting)
(Cici laughing)
Hm.
(phone ringing)
Venus Faire.
[caller] Uh, yeah,
I'm calling again
about the vegan vampire gloves.
Okay, I got a shipment
in yesterday,
and the box is sitting here
behind the counter,
but I've not been able to
open it to see what's in it.
[caller] Well, I need to know
if they're there.
Are they there?
I've not been able to
open this box. I don't know.
[caller] Okay, fuck it.
I'm coming in.
Great, you can do
whatever you wanna do.
We open at 10.
It's so dark back there.
Look, there's something
that I need to tell you.
This used to be just
a regular video store.
I'm really not weirded out
by any of this.
Well, it's not really
who I am.
Why don't we pretend like
this is the old video store?
Hello.
What should I
watch tonight, sir?
Let me give this
a little bit of thought.
"The Blue Angel."
What's it about?
An elderly professor
who falls madly in love
with a younger woman.
She proceeds to
drive him insane.
Well, that sounds hot.
Do you have it?
No, not here.
At your place?
Yeah.
It's a date.
What time do you close?
Ten.
Okay, I'll see you then.
Can you let me out?
Bye.
Bye.
(horn honks)
(suspenseful music)
(eerie buzzing)
Cici!
Are you all right?
Oh.
Can you stand up?
Oh. Ouch.
Here, are you okay?
Mm.
Yeah, so strange.
I must have fainted.
Did you see
who was driving the car?
Well, what's the last thing
you remember?
I remember...
leaving here.
And then feeling
really turned on.
(upbeat music)
Go lock the door
and meet me in the back.
[Cici] You're not into this?
What's wrong?
[Keith] I don't know.
(Cici sighs)
It's fine. It happens.
(banging on door)
[Keith] No, it's not you.
(banging on door)
Hold on!
See ya tonight?
Bye, Keith.
I didn't think anyone was here.
I almost left.
I'm the one who called.
About the vegan vampire gloves.
You said you were gonna check.
I didn't have the
opportunity to check,
and I don't think
that they're here.
In fact, you know what,
you're gonna have to leave
because I'm closed today.
I've gotta do some inventory.
What are you talking about?
You just opened up.
No, I'm not open today.
I'm closed.
In fact, you're gonna
have to leave.
Seriously?
Yes, you're gonna
have to leave.
You know what? Fuck it,
I'll just order it online.
Thank you,
and your small business.
[Jack] The abductions
have been falsely reported.
Yes, people go missing,
but where they end up
isn't discussed.
And if it is,
it's not taken seriously.
The implants are clues.
Look at the evidence.
The object taken out of my leg
was determined to be
of unknown origin.
We'll be right back.
(suspenseful music)
Interstellar messages.
Ancient astronauts.
Look to Planet X.
(homeless man groaning)
(homeless man laughing)
(homeless man
continues laughing)
(pipe thudding)
(engine revs, tires screeching)
(clock ticking)
(suspenseful music)
[Cici] Do you like porn?
You're around it all the time,
so I'm curious.
Go lock the door
and meet me in the back.
(Cici moaning)
(Cici panting)
(suspenseful music continues)
You like to watch?
(Cici laughing)
(Cici panting)
(gun clicking)
(Cici gasping)
Keith?
You're in danger.
(clock ticking)
[man] It's not you.
Believe me, I want to so badly.
You have no idea
how hard I have
fantasized about this
and built this up.
[woman] It's fine.
Don't worry about it.
Can we try this again, please?
(audience laughing)
Could I see you again?
Please, you're incredible.
I had a nice time.
You're a nice guy.
But I have needs, as a woman,
that you just can't meet.
(audience groaning)
I'm sorry.
No, no, no, no, no, wait!
I have to go. Goodbye.
(audience laughing)
(audience applauding)
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cure your ED,
it will change your life.
Isn't it time you took control?
Don't wait.
Make your
free appointment now.
(intercom buzzing)
[receptionist] Hello.
Hi. I have
an 11:00 AM appointment.
Name please.
[Keith] Keith Morris.
Make your way in.
(door buzzing)
(light music)
Hello, Mr. Morris.
Please have a seat
and fill this form out.
The doctor
will be with you shortly.
(clock ticking)
My husband's in there.
He really just hasn't
been the same lately.
I don't know what it is.
The other day, I heard him
crying in the shower, so sad.
You know,
he talks in his sleep
about losing his manhood
to the Dumbing Down,
whatever that means.
(camera clicking)
He says I'm the woman
of his dreams,
but his cock
tends to disagree so,
something better give soon,
because I don't know
what I'm gonna do.
Hey, babe, cuddle worm.
Oh, hey, how did it go?
They fixed it. Look at that.
Little Ron is back.
Mr. Morris.
Yes?
The doctor will see you now.
[Doctor]
Mr. Morris. Hello, hello.
Come in, come in.
Feel free to recline.
Make yourself comfortable.
Thank you.
How do you feel?
I don't really know.
That's, that's okay.
Just relax.
Don't be nervous.
Don't be nervous.
Things'll start to
make more sense as we go.
You have volunteered
to be examined
during a series of tests.
These tests are designed
to measure brain potential.
Erectile dysfunction,
or as we call it ED,
can be caused by
any number of things.
Have you recently had
any significant stress?
Yes, I have.
Such as?
Well, I, I wouldn't
even know where to start.
Let's start with Cici.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
How do you know Cici?
[Doctor] It's no accident
that you're here.
Tell me about her.
You tell me.
I'm here to help.
No secrets between us, Keith.
Drink this.
What is this?
It's something to help.
Please trust me.
(Keith gulping)
Your attraction to Cici
is by design.
What do you mean, by design?
Well, she's your Lola Lola.
It's okay to admit that you're
attracted to younger women.
A lot of men are.
No, no, this isn't like that.
No?
Why are you here then?
I-- I really like her.
Mm-hm?
She makes me feel alive.
So you want to communicate
that with her physically?
That's just a small part of it.
(dramatic music)
Cici?
I'd say,
that's a big part of it.
(suspenseful music)
(bees buzzing)
[Cici] Here, try this.
I made it just for you.
[Keith] That tastes
just like blueberry pie.
(bees buzzing)
[Doctor] The antidote
is very special.
It's not easy to make.
Think of it not as a drug
but as a cure.
(bees buzzing)
(intermittent music)
(crowd cheering)
(upbeat rock music)
There is another side
We are not alone
Telepathic communication
Using a native tongue
New injuries
with disheveled apparel
Petrified of what
people will think
Dumbfounded, unresponsive
Goldmine for perfect contact
Someone's out there,
other than us
What's the message?
Keep your mouth shut
There is another side
We are not alone
Feeling of suffocation
Mortally wounded,
uncontrollable fear
Nightmares against
their will
Missing time
with the misunderstood
Dumbfounded, unresponsive
Goldmine for perfect contact
Someone's out there
other than us
What's the message?
Keep your mouth shut
(crowd cheering)
[crowd] One more song,
one more song!
One more song, one more song!
All right. Dude.
Yeah.
Another good one.
[crowd] One more song,
one more song!
Listen to that, man.
They're still going.
What's up, guys.
This is, um...
Nina.
Hi, how's it going?
Great show tonight.
Thank you.
Yeah, that was fun, guys.
All right, I'm out.
Nice meeting you.
-Later.
-Bye.
Are you fucking serious, dude?
How does he do that, every time?
(knocking on door) Keith,
your car is here.
(soft suspenseful music)
[fan] Keith! Keith!
Oh, hey, guys.
Can you please sign
this please? Please?
Thanks, man, appreciate that.
You killed it tonight, Keith.
Dude, that was awesome.
Thank you so much.
When's the next album
coming out?
I, I don't really know.
-All right.
-You guys take care.
(suspenseful music)
Fasten your seat belt.
Right.
Keith, Keith,
you're in danger!
Keith, Keith!
(tires squealing)
What the fuck? Slow down!
Hey, I'm talking to you!
Stop the car!
Help!
(dog barking)
(door opening)
(suspenseful music continues)
You can undo the belt, now.
Why are you doing this?
[man] Walk.
[Keith] What did I do?
Down on your knees.
-Please don't.
-(gun firing)
No!
You're okay. You're okay.
What the fuck, am I dead?
No, no, no,
you're perfectly fine.
It felt so real!
It was real.
Just as real as you're
sitting here right now.
And that was you, but it was
another version of you.
All my life, I knew
there was something else.
That's why you were chosen.
You believe.
You're unafraid
of the real truth.
It's time to step into the shoes
of who you should be
and alter that outcome.
I, I've never felt
anything like that.
And I didn't know I could sing.
Well, not just any singer,
but the singer of OFF!
There's no way
I survived that.
Without the others,
that outcome is inevitable.
Unless the four of you
transition together.
Then you'll be strong enough.
Everything depends on this.
And not only for you,
but for the survival
of humanity.
Let's do this.
I'm in.
Let's put the band together.
I've done my share
of psychedelics,
but this stuff is just wow.
The antidote is very special,
and it's not easy to make.
Think of it not as a drug,
but as a cure.
Turn here.
(suspenseful music)
Your guitar player is Dimitri.
In this world, he's a highly
successful music executive.
His gods are money and power.
(upbeat rock music)
Ooh.
(groans)
You know...
They say I have golden ears
because...
I can spot the next big thing
before anyone.
And the acts that I sign
sell records.
(snorts)
Lots of fucking records.
That's the biggest reason
I wanted to work here.
Your accolades
are quite impressive.
What's impressive
is the way you look at me
with those exotic eyes.
Fucking turns me on.
Why don't you come on over here?
Sit on my lap.
(light music)
I've never done this before.
I'm, I'm not really sure.
Just do it.
(upbeat rock music continues)
(light music)
So how I am supposed
to convince this guy
that we're in this amazing band
in another life?
Just tell him what
he never hears anymore.
Well, what would that be?
-(elevator pings)
-The truth.
(door sliding open)
Do you have an appointment?
-We do.
-Names, please?
[distorted voice]
I tell you what to do.
Right?
Walk this way.
I want you, I need you
-(doors crashing open)
-What the fuck?
They have an appointment.
The fuck they do!
How many times
have I told you to knock
when the fucking door's closed?
Leave us.
(door closing)
Remind me
what this is about again.
You are coming with us.
(soft mysterious music)
Are you cops?
I'll have your badges
before you can say
Commissioner Bradley.
Timeout. He's a doctor.
And I'm the lead vocalist
in your band.
(scoffs) Okay, I don't know
how the two of you
got up here,
but something feels off.
That's right. That's the name
of our band, OFF!
Security, my office.
You're not happy
because deep down you know
this really isn't you.
Highly successful in an
industry you care nothing about.
But you used to.
Air guitar with a tennis
racket in front of the mirror.
Pretending to be Kiss.
And then, for Christmas,
you finally get that Les Paul
and that was it.
All you did was play.
Then Dad died,
and you had to man up.
Stick with the sure thing.
Business.
But you were good at it.
Because it was personal.
(door opening)
(mysterious music)
It's okay. False alarm.
Are you sure, Boss?
Yeah. Yeah, you can go.
How do you know those things?
No one does.
White Russian, on the rocks.
Just how you like it.
(mysterious music continues)
We're an important band.
And you're the guitar player.
You're a really good
guitar player.
I used to wanna
be Alex Lifeson.
I saw Rush six times
on the Power Windows Tour.
And I took you
to a couple of those.
Dad?
Son.
(laughs)
There's a lot
you don't understand right now.
But there's a place
where life didn't
get in the way so much.
It's better there, and you're
who you're supposed to be.
You have no idea
how much I missed you.
You have no idea how
much I've missed you.
How's Mom?
Mom's good. She says hello,
sends her love.
She loves you.
(guitar music)
How you doing, buddy?
What brings me here?
I don't know.
I'm not doing so good, I guess.
I'm a piece of shit.
No, you're not.
Come on, step up.
Be the man
you're supposed to be.
(echoing)
It's all that matters.
(soft suspenseful music)
Fuck.
(groans)
(bees buzzing)
[Dad] There's a place.
It's better there.
And you're who you're
supposed to be.
(intermittent music)
(crowd cheering)
(upbeat rock music)
There is another side
We are not alone
Telepathic communication
Using a native tongue
New injuries
with disheveled apparel
Petrified of what
people will think
Dumbfounded, unresponsive
Goldmine for perfect contact
Someone's out there,
other than us
What's the message?
Keep your mouth shut
There is another side
[crowd] One more song,
one more song!
One more song,
one more song!
Nice one.
She's unreal.
-[DH] Every time.
-How does he do it?
How is that happening?
(knocking on door) Keith,
your car's downstairs.
You guys killed it!
Oh, my God, we went into points.
Merch is crushing.
I'm gonna go get that money.
(band shouting)
I'm gonna get that money!
Woo! All right.
Guys, later.
-Later, Keith.
-Later, Keith.
What are you getting
into tonight, DH?
Oh, man.
I just got challenged
to a drum battle.
What?
-Yeah.
-For real?
[DH] Yeah, man.
You gonna do it?
I usually don't fuck
with battles, man,
but this dude is talking shit
like he's the Gospel Chops
Champion of Chatsworth.
What? (laughs)
[DH] Yeah.
All right, take care.
(soft suspenseful music)
[Wrongdoer 1]
Fasten your seat belt.
Right.
Keith, Keith, you're in danger!
Keith!
Hey, what's going on?
-Please, sign my album.
-Not now, not now!
What happened?
Keith is in that car.
They're gonna kill him.
What?
Come on, come on.
Come on, come on.
Where are they?
They have to be
along these tracks.
This road's the only way in.
(gun firing)
Holy shit.
[Cici] There there, there!
Go go, go, go!
Keith!
No, no-no, no!
[Dimitri] Motherfucker!
(soft mournful music)
Rats spelled backwards...
is star.
Dog becomes God.
This is not by accident.
There is only us,
and all we'll ever be.
I am you.
You are we.
We are all together.
[group] We.
We.
That's some freaky-ass
cult shit going on in there.
[group] We.
It's way more in tune
with the way
things really are
than you might think.
[group] We.
Let's go in and talk to him.
[group] We.
(birds singing)
Well.
It's been a while.
Hasn't it, Doctor?
It has.
Sorry to drop by unannounced.
We'd like to have
a word with Autry.
Autry?
He's one of our brightest,
most promising.
What do you wish to
discuss with him?
It's a personal matter.
There are no
personal matters here.
The path to enlightenment
doesn't allow it.
There's more than one path
to enlightenment.
Why there was even a time
when you and I
were on the same path.
(bird singing)
I will speak with you,
and you alone.
Get the car.
Nice necklace.
Planet X?
We know why you are here.
What makes you think
we're just going to
hand Autry over to you?
He's about to graduate.
He's in OFF!
How do you know?
I've been there.
Show me.
(crowd chanting)
(upbeat hard rock music)
Someone's out there
Other than us
What's the message?
Keep your mouth shut
There is another side
(We breathing shakily)
It is so...
Come with me.
That's what
I'm trying to tell you.
She was with me.
We were driving around
looking for you.
We heard the shot.
I pulled into that lot.
And there you were
lying on the ground.
She was worried about me?
Yeah.
Yeah, she was.
And so was I.
(bees buzzing)
Autry?
The time has come.
You have been chosen.
I don't understand.
I always knew you were special,
but it seems you may be
special in ways
we did not anticipate.
You must leave now.
He is yours.
Thank you, We.
Autry, it is an honor.
(soft haunting music)
Head to Haunebu Hospital.
I'm sorry for
the cold encounter.
I promise this is not
a kidnapping.
I'm here willingly.
Do you know why you're here?
This is the transition.
You see like We.
How do you know that?
The bees.
The bees see a lot.
This will make you see
even more.
Drink it, Autry.
Here we go.
(Autry groaning)
Blast off.
(dramatic crescendo)
(bees buzzing)
[We] It seems
you may be special
in ways we did not anticipate.
(intermittent music)
(crowd cheering)
(upbeat rock music)
There is another side
We are not alone
Telepathic communication
Using a native tongue
New injuries with
disheveled apparel
Petrified of what
people will think
Dumbfounded, unresponsive
Goldmine for perfect contact
Someone's out there
other than us
What's the message?
Keep your mouth shut
There is another side
We are not alone
(crowd chanting)
[crowd] One more song,
one more song!
One more song,
one more song!
Hey, guys.
Hey, this is um...
Nina.
-Hello.
-Hi.
-Hey, hey.
-Hi.
Hey. Great show
tonight, by the way.
-Thank you.
-Thanks.
After you.
-See ya later.
-I'm out.
-Bye.
-Later.
Whoa. Dude, she is next level.
His mojo is on fire.
Nice one.
[fan 1] Autry!
[fan 2] Autry, there he is.
(fans clamoring)
When is the next
album coming out?
Dude, can we get a picture?
Thanks, man.
-Thanks, man.
-Me too.
You gotta sign this please.
I've got to go, guys,
but thank you.
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
one more, one more, one more.
Alright, that's a dick pic.
All right, see ya later.
Must be cool to be
a rock star.
Has its ups and downs, but
definitely has some perks too.
Oh, hey, can I get
your phone number?
I wanna send you something.
Yeah, sure.
373-3573.
Okay.
I took this really cool photo
of you tonight.
Yeah?
How'd you learn
how to bend like that?
I am naturally very flexible,
but looks like you might be too.
Could probably teach you.
Promise?
Oh, wait, can you actually
just stop up at this store
just right after this light?
Yeah, sure.
Stay here. I'll be right back.
(suspenseful music)
Don't move!
Hands where I can see them!
(indistinct speaking)
(phone ringing)
(phone ringing)
(phone ringing)
-(guns firing)
-(glass shatters)
(Autry gasps)
It's okay.
You're fine, you're fine.
How do you feel?
Have I arrived?
Not yet.
When the four of you
transition together,
then you will.
I know you now.
Our band is amazing.
That's right.
You're quite the ladies' man.
I've never felt so in command
of my surroundings.
How am I being measured?
As a stud bass rocker.
As a groupie magnet.
There's the hospital.
What are we doing?
[Doctor] Your drummer's
in there?
Does he work there?
No, he's a patient.
What happened to him?
He's in a coma.
How?
(dramatic music)
[Doctor] The official
police report
has him losing control
of his vehicle.
But a closer look
at the evidence
points to a cover-up.
Someone or, some thing...
didn't want him to
reach his destination.
(Wrongdoer 2 grunting)
(soft suspenseful music)
(monitors beeping)
How long has he been
like this?
A long time.
Before the accident, he was
an up-and-coming jazz drummer.
Did a stint with Al Jarreau.
This is so sad.
How do we reach him?
I'm not trying to be
a downer, but...
doesn't seem like anyone's home.
Just a reminder,
visiting hour
over at five today.
Has he ever moved while
you were tending to him?
There's spontaneous movements,
but most are reflex.
The eyes will occasionally
roll around under lids.
-I see.
-Mm-hm.
-Thank you.
-Mm.
(phone ringing)
Close the curtain.
[The Crazed Chemist] Doctor,
we have an emergency.
Antidote levels have
been completely depleted.
We're beyond critical low!
That can't be.
That's impossible.
The reserves were compromised
by outside forces.
Even the current batches
have been breached.
How? The Harvest Realm
is impenetrable.
There must be some sort of
interference with the bees!
What kind of interference?
Damn it!
What kind of interference?
God help us!
They're onto us.
We don't have much time.
Will that work?
The area of his brain
needed for this is active.
But unless he's awake,
I don't know if it will work.
We've got to try.
Please, if you can hear us,
we are ready to receive
and need guidance.
(bees buzzing)
(dramatic music)
(clock ticking)
(bee buzzing)
We is here.
(mysterious music)
There's something
I need to tell you.
What?
You can't go back after this
to your regular lives.
Ever.
Why would we wanna come back?
I don't wanna come back.
(bee buzzing)
(DH gasping)
[Keith] Holy shit!
(Wrongdoer 2 groaning)
(Wrongdoer 2 groaning)
-Thank you.
-Now's the time.
Drink this, Autry.
Keith. Drink it, drink it.
It feels so good to
feel something real again.
See ya on the other side.
We are all together.
(body thudding)
(elevator dinging)
(suspenseful music)
Are you coming along?
If everything goes well.
Cici's there.
Go.
Find her.
Go find her, Keith.
(soft suspenseful music)
(upbeat suspenseful music)
(dramatic music)
(bugle music)
(police radio chattering)
[officer] Unit 22, on the way.
(bugle music)
Visiting hours...
(sparks buzzing)
(light music)
(nurse gasping)
(nurse screaming)
(mysterious music)
[Doctor] It's time
to step into the shoes
of who you should be
and alter that outcome.
(intermittent rock music)
There is another side
We are not alone
Feeling of suffocation
Mortally wounded,
uncontrollable fear
Nightmares
against their will
Missing time with
the misunderstood
Dumbfounded, unresponsive
Goldmine for perfect contact
Someone's out there
other than us
What's the message?
Keep your mouth shut
(crowd cheering)
[crowd] One more song,
one more song!
One more song, one more song!
One more song, one more song!
(Cici's shouting muffled)
Hey, you guys killed tonight.
We went into points.
(flesh squishing)
(crowd gasping)
(soft suspenseful music)
(Manager gurgling)
(door opening)
Get in.
-What the fuck?
-Mm-hm.
(car doors closing)
(tires squealing)
You're awfully quiet.
Can I get your phone number?
I wanna send you something.
Actually, could you just
stop up at this store
on the right,
just right after this light?
(turn signal clicking)
(suspenseful music)
(upbeat rock music)
(gun cocking)
(gun firing)
(officer screaming)
-(upbeat rock music continues)
-(gun cocking)
(gun firing)
(officer screaming)
(gun cocking)
[distorted voice] No.
Leave her to me.
Go!
(gun firing)
(upbeat rock music continues)
(music stops)
(soft suspenseful music)
(upbeat rock music)
(gun cocking)
(engine gunning)
(guns firing)
(Wrongdoer 1 screaming)
(upbeat rock music continues)
(Wrongdoer 1 screaming)
(gentle mysterious music)
[Doctor] The area of his brain
needed for this is active.
But unless he's awake
I don't know if it'll work.
[Autry] Please,
if you can hear us,
we are ready to receive
and need guidance.
(bees buzzing)
We is here.
(bees buzzing)
(intermittent music)
[Promoter] This is it!
This...
is what we came for.
Ladies, and gentlemen,
to my left,
the reigning Gospel Chops
Champion of Chatsworth!
(crowd shouting)
And to my right,
the challenger.
D
H
Peligro!
Now, swing...
may have something
to do with it.
But we're talking
best technical,
free-form performance.
Chops is chops.
You either got 'em.
Or you don't.
(soft mysterious music)
Sticks in the air.
(crowd clamoring)
Play!
(drumming music)
(crowd shouting)
Another stellar performance
from The Champ.
Good luck, challenger.
Play!
(drumming music)
(crowd shouting)
(soft suspenseful music)
(gun cocking)
(gun firing)
(The Champ screaming)
(soft suspenseful music)
No!
(upbeat rock music)
(Doctor groaning)
(upbeat rock music continues)
(Doctor groaning)
(Doctor screaming)
(upbeat rock music continues)
(Wrongdoer 2 screaming)
(Wrongdoer 2 screaming)
(upbeat rock music continues)
-(gun firing)
-(Nina groaning)
(gun cocking and firing)
(Nina shrieking)
(Doctor groaning)
The music you make now
will free the minds
of all who listen.
And it will,
it will give rise...
to a great...
awakening.
(soft sad music)
(phone buzzing)
(phone ringing)
(phone ringing)
Gentlemen, it is
with great relief
that the four of you
appear before me now.
I am truly honored.
But with this joy
also comes, I'm sorry.
(sniffs)
With joy also comes
profound sadness,
knowing that our beloved
doctor is no more.
At least in this world.
We must remember that the cost
of progress often
is sacrifice.
Members of OFF!,
you must now head to BDA Labs,
where the next stage
of your journey awaits.
Thanks to your achievements,
the antidote levels have
returned to maximum capacity.
It is now time for your music
to open the gates
of human consciousness
across all planes of existence.
Rock hard, brave travelers.
Rock hard.
(soft music)
(doors opening and closing)
Welcome to BDA Labs.
We've been expecting you.
Please, follow me.
Our facility was built
and exclusively designed
for every stage of
music production,
distribution and promotion.
Our state-of-the-art broadcast
and recording studios
are on the top floor.
Time has come.
Imagine, if you will,
an entire movement
centered around
a single belief
that one day a cure will come.
(elevator dinging)
It appears as though
that day has arrived.
Please.
(elevator dinging)
(doors sliding)
Gentlemen, the music
you're about to make
will be revolutionary.
When experienced
with the antidote,
it will awaken
the subconscious,
providing the ultimate
pathway to travel.
Now if you'll follow me
to the control room,
I think you'll find
you'll be extremely pleased
with our results.
(machines whirring)
(keys clicking)
(door opening)
It may be hard to believe,
but all this
was built for you
in anticipation of
this very moment.
But it was.
Through this soundproof glass,
you will find
everything you need
to produce the necessary sounds
required for transmission.
Drums,
bass,
guitar.
There is even a saxophonist.
To avoid any
digital interference,
your performance will be
recorded on analog equipment
and pressed directly
onto vinyl here on-site.
Album jackets will
include a blotter sheet
dipped in concentrated antidote.
A single tab is enough to
trigger operative dream state.
You'll be broadcast
live across all platforms
using our max visibility
algorithm.
Every viewer will receive
a free copy of the record
delivered right to their door.
(soft music)
The music is within you.
All you have to do is play it.
(soft mysterious music)
Gentlemen, we're live
and rolling tape!
(hard rock music)
(upbeat hard rock music)
Interstellar messages
Ancient astronauts
Look to Planet X
Violent electric shock
Walk through walls
to a different place
The evolution of
the human race
(upbeat hard rock music)
Stuck in the back
explosion of thought
Dream becomes reality
Look outside the box
Walk through walls
to a different place
Time will come
for a superior race
(upbeat hard rock music)
(bees buzzing)
(machine whirring)
(hard rock music)
(bees buzzing)
You volunteered to be examined
during a series of tests.
The tests are designed to
measure brain potential.
(bees buzzing)
You volunteered to be examined
during a series of tests.
The tests are designed to
measure brain potential.
(bees buzzing)
(handcuffs clicking)
(bees buzzing)
(deliveryman humming)
(birds singing)
Is that it? Did it come?
I believe so.
(rock music)
(music intensifying)
Trajectory, no turning back
New pessimism
new layers of crime
Sterilize the undesirables
In the kingdom of the blind
Modern face of warfare
Rockets red glare
Lowered the bar
of discourse
(banging on door)
Dinner!
Are you there?
(intermittent music)
(horn blaring)
(cars passing)
Hi.
Here's your ticket.
Don't lose it.
Where am I?
You are here.
Is he the first one?
Yeah.
Have you heard it?
Heard what?
"Free LSD."
That's the last thing
I remember.
I was listening to it
in my room.
Yes.
They made it, they made it.
Look, there's more!
Okay, Cici, it has begun.
But we have to move on
to Plan B.
What?
I was terminated.
The doors are
opening right now.
I might be able to help.
I was on Keith's podcast,
to talk about being abducted.
When they operated on me,
I heard music.
Music that I think has
something to do with you.
I, I dreamt all of this.
This was taken out of my leg.
It's a material
of unknown origin.
(mysterious music)
(body thudding)
(crowd shouting)
(crowd applauding)
[Keith] This is for you.
Compliments of Venus Faire.
(crowd shouting)
Are you okay?
The bag!
(footsteps receding)
Hey, there you are.
We're almost outta tickets.
It's really filling up in there.
(lights buzzing)
Ow.
Ah!
Ah!
Are you okay?
(soft suspenseful music)
Bring it to me.
(echoing) Bring it to me.
Bring it to me.
(suspenseful music)
(Nina gasping)
(Cici gasping)
[distorted voice] Go!
(Nina gasping)
(suspenseful music)
(Nina groaning)
(crowd cheering)
There's resistance outside.
(suspenseful music)
We have to hurry.
(upbeat music)
[Doctor] Hello, and welcome!
It's you.
[Doctor] Time has come.
This is it.
[Doctor]
Are you ready to evolve?
Please, place your ticket
on your tongue.
(soft music)
What you are about to
experience
is the mind without
limitations.
Are you ready?
(crowd cheering)
(music building)
(crowd cheering)
(crowd cheering)
(hard rock music)
Forever changed
In search of blood
Ceiling of clouds
Disappeared without a trace
Another world
beyond the realm
The flying lights
not of this Earth
War above Los Angeles
War above Los Angeles
(hard rock music)
Nothing is fabricated
It's an impossible hoax
The hour of reckoning's here
The hour of reckoning's here
(rock music)
(hard rock music)
Mining the moon
We crossed the line
They're watching us
Blackbirds fall from the sky
The unexplained
left in the dark
Our chromosomes
harvest the Earth
War above Los Angeles
War above Los Angeles
Nothing is fabricated
It's an impossible hoax
The hour of reckoning's here
The hour of reckoning's here
(crowd cheering)
(door sliding)
(crowd cheering)
(choir singing)
(upbeat music)
Baby, I can make you swim
Across the ocean
on your toenail
I can make you hum
like a nightingale
Baby, my love is
like a force field
Only your love can
satisfy my will
I can kiss your lips
and set them on fire
Rub your hips,
bring on strong desire
Desires that no
man can fulfill
I'm the one who gives you
satisfaction
And will
My love is at its peak
I alone can make you weak
And you won't
be able to speak
My love is strong
like a mountain
It flows from that
eternal fountain
They call me Mr. LSD
Call me Mr. LSD
Dinner!
Are you there?
LSD
LSD
L
S
D
(mother screaming)
(upbeat rock music)
Operation Overcast
NASA and the JPL
Hitler had a Haunebu
Fourth Reich for the USA
Can't get more fucked up
It can't get more fucked up
Collectors for the OSS
Warfare with bubonic plague
Scientific worst
achievements
Seduced by evil promises
Can't get more fucked up
It can't get more fucked up
Free LSD
Free LSD
He made that fruitcake
look higher than a kite
Bigwig in the CIA
You don't get to walk away
They had a whorehouse
dosing all the johns
Worried about the Russkies
Threw that guy
right out the window
Or did they make him jump?
Free LSD
Free LSD
Transferred to
the West Coast
Pinstriped
alcoholic penguin
Turned him into
damaged goods
[vocalizing]
(gentle guitar music)
LSD
I'm falling in love
with you
Just one little speck
And I'm disconnected
LSD