Freunde (The whiz kids) (2001) Movie Script
Cocksucker!
Cock-sucker!
Stop it!
Marco! This is not a kindergarten!
Gimme a cigarette!
-Sure.
You going on vacation?
No idea.
Arent you going away?
Dont think so.
Look, Matze and Sandra ...
III go say hi.
-Hows it going?
-Fine, and you?
Havent seen you around ...
-Yknow, Iots to do ...
But youve got time, I see.
-Yeah.
What are you up to tonight?
-WeII ...
We were thinking of going to WiIIiams.
To WiIIiams?
CooI, maybe weII drop in, too.
Both of you?
-Yes.
-CooI.
WeII, see you Iater then.
Thanks.
Come on, turn it off, OK?
Cause theres a woman in it?
Im outta here.
What about you, you staying?
Whats with your parents, anyway?
Nothing.
What do you mean, nothing?
-Nothing.
Whats your father Iike?
Like my mother.
And whats your mother Iike?
Like my father.
Lets see if its stiII raining.
I mean, the dripping might just be the roof.
Look Iike its cIearing up aIready.
Look there.
Are those dams? To keep out the water?
If it rains too much?
Looks Iike a rampart,
an anti-semitistic rampart.
Whatre you gonna stop with those?
-Ossis.
-Ossis ...
Ossis and communists.
Lets count the drops.
You take the Ieft, III take the right.
First to finish wins.
Wait.
We have to start together.
-OK. On your mark ...
-Get set ...
Ive finished. Ive won.
Why did you Iock the door?
Johannes?
Open up!
I have to go, Im in a hurry.
Sorry, mum. Wasnt on purpose.
-Hurry up!
Hey! Stop it.
Or at Ieast shut the door.
Danger turns me on.
Oh, my mother is SO dangerous.
Lick it off.
I want to touch it.
-Come on.
-But cooI, OK?
-CooI, very gentIy.
Wait, make it stop there somehow.
Dont kiII it.
Id never kiII PauIine.
Want to hoId her?
-Wait a second. No ...
You hardIy feeI it. It Iooks weird ...
You dont feeI it, reaIIy.
Put it on your hand. Come here.
What kind of dump is this?
-Shut up, man.
-Faster!
Faster!
Hey, we need something.
-What?
Lubricant.
Then get some.
Let me see.
Cares and protects, quickIy absorbed.
Ever fucked a girI?
-No ...
Ever wanted to?
Want to watch?
Hi, Tanja!
Hi.
Didnt you say youd come alone?
Missed me?
Whats going on here?
-Come on, you want it, too, right?
Thats enough.
Thats not funny. Stop that shit!
In a fiIm by
DoP
Editor
Based on the story by
A.M. Homes The Whiz Kids
Cock-sucker!
Stop it!
Marco! This is not a kindergarten!
Gimme a cigarette!
-Sure.
You going on vacation?
No idea.
Arent you going away?
Dont think so.
Look, Matze and Sandra ...
III go say hi.
-Hows it going?
-Fine, and you?
Havent seen you around ...
-Yknow, Iots to do ...
But youve got time, I see.
-Yeah.
What are you up to tonight?
-WeII ...
We were thinking of going to WiIIiams.
To WiIIiams?
CooI, maybe weII drop in, too.
Both of you?
-Yes.
-CooI.
WeII, see you Iater then.
Thanks.
Come on, turn it off, OK?
Cause theres a woman in it?
Im outta here.
What about you, you staying?
Whats with your parents, anyway?
Nothing.
What do you mean, nothing?
-Nothing.
Whats your father Iike?
Like my mother.
And whats your mother Iike?
Like my father.
Lets see if its stiII raining.
I mean, the dripping might just be the roof.
Look Iike its cIearing up aIready.
Look there.
Are those dams? To keep out the water?
If it rains too much?
Looks Iike a rampart,
an anti-semitistic rampart.
Whatre you gonna stop with those?
-Ossis.
-Ossis ...
Ossis and communists.
Lets count the drops.
You take the Ieft, III take the right.
First to finish wins.
Wait.
We have to start together.
-OK. On your mark ...
-Get set ...
Ive finished. Ive won.
Why did you Iock the door?
Johannes?
Open up!
I have to go, Im in a hurry.
Sorry, mum. Wasnt on purpose.
-Hurry up!
Hey! Stop it.
Or at Ieast shut the door.
Danger turns me on.
Oh, my mother is SO dangerous.
Lick it off.
I want to touch it.
-Come on.
-But cooI, OK?
-CooI, very gentIy.
Wait, make it stop there somehow.
Dont kiII it.
Id never kiII PauIine.
Want to hoId her?
-Wait a second. No ...
You hardIy feeI it. It Iooks weird ...
You dont feeI it, reaIIy.
Put it on your hand. Come here.
What kind of dump is this?
-Shut up, man.
-Faster!
Faster!
Hey, we need something.
-What?
Lubricant.
Then get some.
Let me see.
Cares and protects, quickIy absorbed.
Ever fucked a girI?
-No ...
Ever wanted to?
Want to watch?
Hi, Tanja!
Hi.
Didnt you say youd come alone?
Missed me?
Whats going on here?
-Come on, you want it, too, right?
Thats enough.
Thats not funny. Stop that shit!
In a fiIm by
DoP
Editor
Based on the story by
A.M. Homes The Whiz Kids