Getting Personal (1985) Movie Script
[lively music]
[police radio chatter]
[siren wailing]
-You know, Willie, I was the best.
Got the highest score on prices.
I was the best.
-You were not the best, Wanda.
You were very good, but not the best.
-Once, I got $2,000.
-That was from me, Wanda.
[groaning]
You never paid me the full price, either.
-Yes, I did.
Fuck you.
-You did not.
Don't start on with me, Willie.
[somber piano music]
[children's voices chattering]
[knocking on door]
-Yes?
-Delivery here for Wanda.
-Can you wait five minutes?
Five minutes, okay?
-Okay.
[somber piano music]
[sighing]
-Five minutes, huh?
Look, I just got here.
-Oh, just relax.
I'll take care of you.
[moaning]
-Oh my God.
[moaning]
[moaning]
-Hey, let me --
you're so fucking hot.
-Okay, I have to get a rubber.
-Hey, look, forget the rubber.
Just keep doing what you're doing, okay?
-Okay.
[moaning]
-Do you like this?
-Mm-hmm.
Oh, yeah.
[knocking on door]
[moaning]
[knocking on door]
-[moaning] Oh, yeah.
[knocking on door]
[moaning]
-Let's do it right now.
-Mm-hmm.
[knocking on door]
-Come on.
-Why don't you put them down there?
-What do I owe you?
-Okay, wait a couple of minutes.
I got to go get --
-No, I ain't waiting no more.
I'm already late.
-Can you change a $100 bill?
-No, lady. I cannot change a $100 bill.
-No?
Then you have to wait
for me to get my purse.
[moaning]
-Put it in your mouth, come on.
I'm going to cum.
Swallow it, come on.
[moaning]
[chuckling]
Forget it.
[moaning]
-It costs extra if I'm in love.
[moaning]
Man, I paid you $25, not $20.
[moaning]
-Let me clean that.
[moaning]
-Hey, I'm not coming back.
-Just...l want you to stay a while, okay?
[water wooshing]
-I paid you $25, not $20.
You won't let me shoot in your mouth
and then I can't fuck you.
-You want to fuck me, use a rubber.
You didn't want to use a rubber.
-Man, you never said anything
about a rubber before.
-And for you.
-Thank you.
-You're welcome.
What's your name?
-Willie.
-Okay, thank you, Willie.
Bye bye.
-Bye.
-Why don't you explain
to me what you want me to do?
[coughing]
-Would you like a drink, Mr. Seagal?
-No, thank you, Wanda.
I've just dropped by to tell you
how this thing works.
I don't have a lot of time.
-Why don't you explain to me
what you want me to do?
-Well, it's really quite simple.
I have a client, he pays me a fee.
You get $2,000.
-When do I get $2,0007
-You'll get $500 after the wedding,
the remainder after the divorce.
Of course,
you must consummate the marriage.
Otherwise, the court may deem
that the marriage is null and void.
[toilet flushing]
-Therefore, my client
would not be eligible for citizenship.
-Citizenship?
Is that why I'm doing this?
-That's right.
-Well, what else do
I do besides take care of him?
I assume that consummate
means fuck him, right?
-That's right.
You also take care of me right now.
-Well, that's fine.
You're going to give me the first $5007?
[chuckling]
It's not that easy, my dear.
You'll get the first $500 on Monday,
after the wedding.
[sighing]
-How about you and I going back
into the bedroom?
-You mean I have to fuck you for free?
[chuckling]
No.
I just want a blow job.
A nice, simple, easy blow job.
You see, Doris doesn't like blow jobs.
-Who's Doris?
-Mrs. Seagal, of course.
-Of course.
-Should we go?
Doris doesn't like blow jobs.
-Why don't you just lie down on the bed?
-No, I don't think so.
Why don't you get down
on your knees and suck my cock?
That way I can watch you.
-You're going to watch me
while I suck your cock?
-Yes.
I want to watch your eyes.
-Fancy belt buckle here, Seagal.
I don't know how to do it.
-I'm sure you'll figure it out.
-Help me.
-See how easy it is?
-Easy.
[sucking sounds]
[moaning]
That's it.
That's it, yes.
Said suck on it.
-Mm-hmm.
[moaning]
[sucking sounds]
-Oh, that's it.
[moaning]
-Pull down your pants.
[sucking sounds]
[moaning]
I want to watch you play with your pussy.
[sucking sounds]
[moaning]
Yeah.
Yeah, lick it.
Use both hands on your pussy.
-Okay.
-Use them both.
-That's how I use them.
[moaning]
Use both hands on your pussy.
[moaning]
Yes, that's it.
Go ahead, do it,
but don't stop sucking me, okay?
Yes.
[moaning]
-Okay, Wanda,
10 o'clock tomorrow morning.
We'll meet at City Hall.
You, my client, you get married, okay?
-All right, okay. Ten o'clock.
[water flushing]
-Tomorrow morning.
-Okay, okay.
[footsteps thudding]
[sobbing]
Son of a bitch.
Goddamn you, Seagal.
Marry my client, you phony bastard.
[sighing]
Oh, I got to.
Shit.
Son of a bitch.
Damn you, Seagal,
you phony son of a bitch.
Marry your client, my pink nipples.
Goddamn you.
[dramatic music]
[engine humming]
[birds chirping]
[footsteps thudding]
[jazzy piano music]
-All it takes is money, honey.
You from another country?
-So's my husband.
He's okay.
He's not here right now.
He's back in Europe.
I married him
so he could become a citizen.
I used to be a prostitute,
but he paid me to marry him
and then divorce him,
but I wouldn't divorce him.
Why should 1?
All this money,
so here I am.
[chuckling]
Here I am.
Big place, isn't it?
[jazzy piano music]
-It's so dark.
-Stay a while?
Please?
-Help.
[jazzy piano music]
-So dark.
[moaning]
You want me to teach you?
[moaning]
[moaning]
[chuckling]
[moaning]
[sucking sounds]
[moaning]
-Look at that pussy with dark eyes.
[moaning]
Yes, yes, yes.
[moaning]
-Oh, fuck me.
Fuck me.
[moaning]
Fuck me.
Oh, fuck me.
[moaning]
-Oh, yes.
[moaning]
Well, that's the one thing
that isn't dark.
[lively music]
[indistinct chatter]
[lively music]
-Are you an American citizen?
-Sure, why?
What country are you from?
-I want to be a citizen here.
If I marry you as a citizen,
I become citizen.
-Are you sure about that?
-Yes, I ask my friend.
He's sure.
-You want to marry me?
-How much money you charge to marry you?
-This is too much.
Hey, Louie.
Do you want to hear something funny?
-Forget it.
[laughing]
-Don't never trust these goddamn whores,
they don't really know the right way
to deal with this kind
of upwardly mobile society.
[lively disco music]
-Hello, Wanda.
-Do I know you?
-Yes, I deliver groceries
to your house the other day.
My name's Willie.
-Yes, Willie,
the delivery boy.
Do I remember?
-I want to become a US citizen.
-You know a lawyer named Siegel?
-No.
I understand if I marry US citizen,
I become a US citizen.
Are you a prostitute?
-We don't exactly yell out
our professions in the bar,
all right?
-How much would you charge me
to marry?
We live together one week.
-As a matter of fact, Willie,
I happen to know a lot about these things.
For starters,
it's going to cost you $3,500.
-$3,5007
-Cash upfront.
-I pay you $2,000.
I understand the price is $2,000.
-What?
To marry you and to live with you
for a week?
No, forget it, man.
The best I can do is $3,000, cash upfront,
Willie.
You know, man,
because that's just business.
-I pay you $1,000 when we get married
and the rest in monthly payments.
[laughing]
You've got to be kidding.
-No.
[sighing]
No, man.
I've got to have something upfront.
I got robbed the other day
and my rent is due.
-Ah, forget it, man.
I don't need any foreigner living
with me for a week.
-Wanda,
I give you $200 now,
$500 when we get married,
and $500 when we get the divorce.
Please, Wanda,
I need to become a US citizen.
-How many days is this going to take?
-Four or five days.
No more.
[sighing]
All right, you give me the $200.
Come on.
-You never finished the payments, Willie.
[plaintive piano music]
-I was going to use that money
to go to hairdressing school.
-With the authority that's invested in me,
in the state of California,
it's my pleasure to pronounce you,
Willie and Wanda, as man and wife.
[bridal march plays]
-Okay, Willie.
Give me my money.
-Here.
You get the rest when we get divorced.
-What are you going to do
when you become a citizen, Willie?
-I will open a restaurant.
Come, we must consummate the marriage.
-Who's going to know the difference
whether I fuck you or not?
-I will.
I want to.
You are a beautiful woman
and I pay.
Come on.
-I could be more beautiful
when I learn hair design.
[sighing]
Come on, Willie.
Let's get this over with.
I've got to go out
and find a trick or two to turn.
-Trick?
Turn a trick?
-Oh, that's hooker talk
for finding a John,
a customer who pays me money
when I suck his cock.
-Sure.
-Let's consummate.
Just a second.
-I do not wear rubber.
-Well, all right,
but you got to be careful.
Promise you're going
to pull out when you cum?
-Okay, I pull out.
-Promise, you know.
-I pull out.
-All right.
-Just relax, okay?
[soft, romantic music]
X Tonight
I taste the kisses
waiting on your lips X
X And feel you soft
beneath my fingertips X
X Precious love X
X Precious love X
X Tonight X
[moaning]
X The sky is lit with fire X
X In your eyes X
X Tonight you have X
-Kiss it.
X The power to hypnotize X
[chuckling]
X Precious love X
-I don't bite.
X Precious love X
[moaning]
X I always lie X
X For the pleasures life can bring X
X Fortune passed me by X
[moaning]
X Now, you're mine X
X Even bitter memories X
X Soften with your sighs K
[moaning]
X And now I'll hold you here forever K
X In my arms X
[moaning]
X Content to be a prisoner X
-Oh, Wanda.
X Of your charms X
-Oh, Wanda.
X Never leave the warmth of my embrace KX
[moaning]
X I love you more each passing day X
X My precious love X
[moaning]
Oh, Wanda.
[moaning]
[moaning]
X I always try X
[moaning]
X For the pleasured life you bring X
[moaning]
[sighing]
X Fortune passed me by KX
[moaning]
X Now, you're mine X
[whispering]
America.
X Even bitter memories X
X Soften with your sighs K
[panting]
[moaning]
X And now,
I'll hold you here forever in my arms X
X Content to be a captive of your charms K
[groaning]
X Never leave the warmth of my embrace KX
X I love you more each passing day X
[panting]
X My precious love
[panting]
X My precious love X
[panting]
[moaning]
Oh, Wanda. Oh, I cum.
[groaning]
Wanda, you are wonderful.
[sighing]
[rustling sheets]
-Where you go?
-I've got to go.
Hey, I've got to get out of here.
I've got some tricks to turn.
I got to make some money, Willie.
[plaintive piano music]
-You remember Lucille, Willie?
You remember that afternoon
where you were supposed to be her husband?
-No, I don't remember.
-Oh, you did, too.
You just don't want to admit it.
-It was not my fault.
-Henry. I shouldn't allow my emotions
to affect me like this.
-Lucille, for once in your life,
don't deny yourself.
-It's gotten worse since
he was laid off...
his drinking,
his despair.
-Why don't you let me help you?
Twenty dollars ought to be enough
to hold you until he gets
back on his feet.
-No, Henry, I cantt.
We just met.
I'm really not that kind of a woman.
Stop staring at them.
-I'm not staring.
-Did you put your clothes away?
-Yes.
-In the closet?
-Yes.
-You know what to do?
-Yes.
-Yes, Henry.
You are so right.
I am entitled to my love,
to my family.
-Lucille,
oh, you are so brave.
-Don't turn your head.
He can't recognize you.
-I have to go to the bathroom.
-Well, you'll have
to wait until they leave.
Henry, would you escort me to my home?
-Of course.
Your husband is --
Is he going to --
-No.
He's away, looking for work.
Probably drinking somewhere.
Your wife is so lucky to have you.
-Let's not talk.
-Shall we go?
-Yes.
Thank you.
[footsteps thudding]
-Okay, so you know what to do.
-I have to go to the bathroom.
-You know what to do in an hour.
[sighing]
-Well, it's not much,
but I have tried to make it a home.
-I'm sure you have.
-Henry, your touch weakens me so.
[moaning]
[triumphant music]
[moaning]
-Henry,
do to me what my husband
would never dare to do.
-What's that?
-Oh!
[moaning]
Oh, make me suck a cock.
I'll put your thing in my mouth.
[moaning]
-Let me wrap my breasts around your cock.
[moaning]
-Oh, Henry.
[moaning]
-Yes.
Can you take me?
[moaning]
-Yes.
Oh, fuck.
[moaning]
[chuckling]
[moaning]
[laughing]
[moaning]
-Oh, Lucille.
-Oh, no.
Henry, don'.
Henry, don't cum.
-Why not?
[moaning]
It's not right, Henry.
Oh my God.
Sorry.
I'm a married woman.
I can't do this to my husband.
[moaning]
-You're right, Lucille.
Perhaps I should just leave.
[panting]
-Would only be fair
to your own wife, Henry.
She's so fortunate to have you.
[panting]
-Oh, Lucille.
-Oh, Henry.
[moaning]
-Yes, yes, yes.
[laughing]
[moaning]
-Now, Lucille?
Now?
-No. No, Henry.
No.
[moaning]
-This is wrong, Henry.
Save it for your wife.
[moaning]
-That lucky woman.
[moaning]
-Oh, God.
-Henry, just let me kiss it a little bit.
[moaning]
-Oh, you're so sweet, Henry.
[moaning]
-Don't cum.
[moaning]
-Oh, yeah.
God, yes.
[moaning]
-Oh, I'm cumming.
[moaning]
-I'm cumming.
-Now, Henry.
-Yes.
-Cum now.
[moaning]
-Cum now.
-I'm cumming.
[moaning]
-Oh, yes.
-You bitch.
-Oh my God.
It's my husband.
-Oh, God.
-My God, what are you doing to my wife?
I'm going to kill you.
-Hold on, wait a minute.
-Oh, Henry, I'm so ashamed.
I'm so ashamed.
-Look at you.
What's that on your face?
Tapioca?
-Oh, I'm so ashamed.
With my husband broke and out of work,
and he's going to see us like this.
-What else going to happen to me?
What more?
How can you do this to another man's wife?
What kind of a man are you?
-Willie, please don't hurt him.
It's my fault.
Henry's a good and kind man.
He's a gentleman.
He offered to help us, Willie.
He offered us money.
-Yes.
-Didn't you, Henry?
-Yes, I did. 1 did, yes.
-You offered to help by cumming
on my wife's face?
-Well, I did, but no.
That just --
It wasn't meant to happen.
It wasn't supposed to be.
-He offered us $20, Willie.
-$20.
You offered $20 to come on my wife's face?
-Yes.
-How much money you got?
How much money you got
to save a man's dignity?
What price of pride?
-Jesus, Willie.
-I just happened to be going
to the bank today.
-How much cash you got?
-I just went to the bank.
I have $3,000.
You can have it, take it.
Just take it all.
It's there, it's over in my wallet.
-Give it to my wife and leave.
You have violated my honor.
[lively music]
-So?
-That was perfect.
Perfect.
We've got $3,000.
-Oh, Willie, $3,000?!
That is fantastic!
That's $1,500 a piece.
God, we really got money.
Listen, I know that you choose $750,
but you still owe it to me,
so why don't you just give me
the whole thing.
Where's the money?
-Well, Lucille has it.
She will give us here.
-You gave Lucille the money,
the whole -- what?
I can't believe this is happening.
-What?
-I owe Jimmy the Jinx $500
and I'm supposed to pay him here today.
You gave the money to Lucille.
-To hold.
Just to hold.
She's meeting us here,
any minute she'll walk
in the door with the money.
-Willie, Lucille is not going
to walk in that door with the money.
Lucille is never going
to walk in here again.
Stupid.
God.
Oh, shit.
Here he comes.
-Who?
-Jimmy the Jinx.
-Hey, Wanda.
-Hey.
-I heard you got married to somebody
so he could become a citizen.
An immigrant you married.
That's very good of you.
Very patriotic.
Is this the guy?
-Yes, Jimmy, this is Willie.
-Willie, hey, welcome to our great nation.
-Thank you.
-All right.
Congratulations.
You got something for me?
-No, Jinx, not yet.
-Onh, isn't this Thursday, three o'clock?
-It'll be here any minute.
-Oh, okay.
Good.
Who's bringing it?
-Lucille.
Do you know Lucille?
[chuckling]
Hey, Wanda, I think we're going to have
to make some other arrangements.
-Jinx, it's not my fault.
Willie was supposed to bring me my share.
-She's your friend.
-Oh, come on, you know you're a victim.
-Forget the money, Jinx.
-Forget the money, Jinx.
You owe me a little victim.
If your new husband here is so stupid
as to give this Lucille the money to hold,
that's very unfortunate for you,
but not for me.
What is fortunate for me and for you is
that Sylvia is coming to town,
and you will take care of Sylvia,
and that'll settle our debt.
-Sylvia is a $1,200 trick
and she's disgusting.
-$1,2007
-$1,200.
The reason she's a $1,200 trick
is because of her nasty habits.
You will take care of her
and her male companion.
I'll even throw Willie in here,
which will further reduce my debts.
-Oh, Jinx, come on, man.
That's not unfair.
You know she's disgusting.
-Well, she's a very wealthy woman.
When she comes to this town,
when she visits here,
she likes to do a little bit of slumming,
sort of the bizarre acts,
with degrading humiliation stuff.
A lot of fun.
You'll meet me here tomorrow night.
All right.
Bring him along, he looks good.
-Nice to meet you,
[laughing]
You bet.
-What's your friend''s --
-Hey.
-You should have picked somebody else.
-Now look what you've done.
-She promised me the money.
-Ignorant fool, Sylvia.
-Who is this Sylvia?
-Oh, you'll find out.
Me, you and some other guy,
we have to amuse this bitch.
-Here?
-Here?
No, not here.
That's too easy.
Here, we have a nice bedroom, a nice sofa.
No, not here, stupid.
Back at the bar.
-The bar?
-Yes, in the toilet.
In a men's public toilet.
Doesn't that just sound wonderful, Willie?
Oh, God.
I'll never get to hairdressing school.
A men's bathroom.
I'll tell you one thing, Willie,
if you don't get your dick up and perform,
I'm going to cut it off.
-I get my dick up, bitch, you don't worry.
-Jinxy, long time no see.
-Good to see you.
How do you feel?
-I'm feeling great.
-That's her.
-Sylvia?
-Sylvia.
-She's pretty.
-Wait 'til she smears lipstick
all over your asshole.
Then tell me if you think she's pretty.
-Who's the other guy?
-Just some sleazeball
Jimmy fixed her up with.
-Is that Wanda over there?
Haven't seen her in over two years.
Heard she got married.
-Yes, that's her husband.
-Not bad, kind of cute.
Are they for me?
-Yes, you got 'em,
along with my friend here.
Hey.
-Hey.
-Don't tell me your name.
I don't want to know.
-Onh, listen, you got the money?
-No.
-You got the men's room
as long as you need it.
Just be cool.
What a guy.
-You know what I like.
Just promise me they'll be cool.
-You got all the time you need.
Enjoy yourself.
-I know it.
Do me a favor, Jinxy.
Hold on to my stuff, will you?
-You got it
-As always, thank you.
-Don't worry about it.
Just remember one thing:
This never happened.
Let me have a drink.
-Hello, my name is Willie.
This i1s Wanda.
-The action is for the other lady, fella.
-Everything seems to be all right.
I hope you and your husband
are very happy together.
-Thank you.
-Because I'm going to suck his dick
and you're going to suck this guy
right over here.
-Jesus, it smells awful in here.
-Yes, it smells awful.
I love it.
I love it.
Willie, right?
-Oh, yes.
-Sit down.
Sit right there on that urinal, baby,
because I'm going to suck your dick.
Pull your pants down.
Come on, take them off.
You know what to do.
Wanda, you sit right there on that urinal
and you suck him off.
You, I want you to watch.
Watch your little wifey suck
that ass down.
[moaning]
-Look at her suck that dick.
Look at her, watch her.
Don't just sit there getting
a blowjob,
Willie.
Get nasty with me.
Come on, Wanda, you know what I like,
tell him to get nasty.
-Get nasty with her, Willie.
Grab her body here.
-Oh, that's right, fuck my face.
-Can I get some of my nasty girl?
-Fuck her face, too.
Yes, you go all right down like that.
Yes, that's what I want you to do.
Just like that.
Hold her by the hair.
[moaning]
-Now that I've seen your cock,
now you'll see my ass.
This nice ass.
Touch it there.
Put your fingers in my pussy.
Suck that cock, Wanda.
Suck it.
That's a good girl.
I like that tight pussy.
Put your cock inside.
[moaning]
-Here you go.
Just don't lose it.
How you feeling now?
You look good.
-Thanks.
-You all right?
-All right.
-Tell me the truth.
You're really okay?
-I'm okay.
-Good girl.
[moaning]
-Wanda, come over here
and suck my pussy while he's fucking me.
-Come here, come here.
Right down here.
Oh, yes.
Oh, yes.
Oh, yes, that's good.
Yeah, that's good.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yes, touch your pussy.
Oh, yes, I want to play with your pussy.
Come on.
You're not just stuck.
-Fuck me, fuck me.
-You like that.
Oh my God.
[moaning]
-Lick my pussy like this.
[moaning]
-Suck that pussy, that's right.
-Hey, Wanda.
I'm going to change this scene.
Stay up.
Pull your panties down.
Don't take them off,
just around your ankles.
Let me see you go
in that toilet right there.
Sit down on it.
Spread your legs.
Yes, like that.
You, don't lose that hard on, okay?
[hard rock music]
-Suck that dick.
Spread your legs so I can see
your pussy over the toilet.
Sit down.
Sit down, you.
You know I'm going to suck his cock.
Yes, that's right.
Don't flush this toilet, whatever you do.
Don't flush it.
You, stand up over here.
Stand up.
-Like that?
-Yes, like that.
[moaning]
-Hey, open up.
Hey, open up.
Let me in.
-Go away.
-Hey, what's going on?
Open the door.
-I said, go away.
Later on, man.
Go away.
-Hey, lets go,
I've got to use the bathroom.
You know what I mean?
Guys, come on.
-He needs the toilet.
This feels so good.
I'm going to kill him.
[moaning]
-Slowly.
My hair is floating in the toilet.
-Jerk off on me.
I want to feel your cum all over me.
Oh, yes.
-My hair is floating in the toilet.
Come all over my tits.
[moaning]
-My hair.
What do you want me to do now, Sylvia?
-Stick your finger in his ass.
-What do you want me to do now, Sylvia?
-You're supposed to flush
it and you get it out.
-You know what? I had to, just
because you trusted that woman.
-Stop hitting me.
I had to watch you
and that freak in the bathroom.
-You loved it, too, didn't you?
-It was interesting.
-Interesting?
Interesting?
Oh, God, I can't believe --
you were sitting on a urinal watching
a woman with her head
in the toilet, eating my pussy.
The guy's jerking off on a tip
and you call it interesting.
-Stop hitting me.
-What am I going to do?
We don't have any money,
we don't have any food.
In three days, we're not even going
to have a place to live.
-Well, that's not my problem.
We're supposed to get
a divorce now that I'm a citizen.
-Willie, you're my husband.
Besides, you didn't even
pay me that money.
-But you could go to Jimmy the Jinx.
He told you if you ever needed
anything that he would help.
-I will never speak
to that motherfucker again.
-Of course I'll help you.
What are friends for?
-Thanks.
-Finish your drinks.
There's a problem
you two guys can help me with.
There's a stray couple of kids,
I think they're runaways.
-Runaways?
You mean kids?
-No, no. They are old enough,
I don't mess with children.
They're over 18,
but they don't have any place to live,
and they don't have any job skills.
I'm going to get them a job
at my friend's theatre
doing live sex shows.
That's the problem.
-What's the problem?
Willie and I can do live sex shows.
-You've done live sex shows,
Wanda, and to be honest with you,
they can't wait all day
for your husband to get it up.
No offense, Willie.
If I can pull this thing together,
this thing could be sensational
once you can break them in.
-Break them in? What are they, virgins?
-No. That's not the problem,
but if it works,
it will be just fantastic.
There's $1,000 in it for you
if you can fuck each other.
-Jimmy, I don't know.
-$1,000.
Why not, Wanda?
Lets do it.
-Why don't you tell him, Jimmy?
He doesn't know what you're saying.
-They're brother and sister.
-Hey, listen, just be cool.
Remember, you're my fianc.
Got it?
-Yes.
-My fianc.
We're getting married in the spring,
waiting for your mother's settlement
to get through.
-What?
-You know,
your mother's insurance settlement
to come through.
All right.
That's no good.
I got it.
You're on the run, just be cool.
All right.
Just don't let them know
you're my brother.
-Don't worry about it.
On the run.
-Hi.
-You two are married?
-No, not yet.
This is my fiance.
We had to leave town fast.
The authorities, they were
asking questions
about a certain liquor store holder.
You know what I mean?
-Sure.
I know what you mean.
-I understand that Jimmy
is getting you two set up
to do live sex shows
at his friend's theater.
Have you ever worked together before?
-Oh, we never worked together.
I explained that to Jiimmy.
We like to keep that to ourselves.
Right, Bob?
-Yes, right.
-Who you're going to work with?
-Well,
I was under the assumption
from Jimmy that we're going to work
with the two of you.
-Willie,
why don't you just go ahead and run
some of those errands you had to do?
-What?
-You know, sweetheart,
all that stuff you had to do.
-You got money?
-Yes, I have money
in the kitchen, in my purse.
Just go ahead and do some of that stuff.
-Yes, right, okay.
Mwah.
Ciao.
-Catch you later, man.
-Bye.
-Bob, do you really think that Jimmy meant
for you and me to be working together?
-Yeah, sure.
I mean, there's no way
I'm going to work with my fianc.
-Is that all right with your fianc?
-No problem.
-Sure.
-Well, do you think
you could even get it up?
I mean, in a room full of strangers?
-Sure, I can get it up.
Why not?
-Your name is Judy, right?
-Yes.
-Judy, how would you feel about me
sucking on Bob's cock,
right here, now?
-Well, I guess I won't mind.
-Well, maybe you can even join us
and we could do him together.
-How about if I watch?
You can go for it.
-Yes, just let her watch
and we can go for it.
-You just want to watch?
-Yes.
-All right.
-Bob, stand up and take off your pants.
Take your pants off, Bob.
-Yes.
-No, no, no, I don't want her to leave.
I want her to watch.
You got to get used to the pressure
of people watching you, Bob.
Come on over here, Judy,
I want you to be close.
-Okay.
-I want you to watch me suck Bob's cock.
[sucking sounds]
[moaning]
-Judy,
lift up your skirt
and play with your pussy
a little while I suck on Bob,
because after I suck on Bob,
I'm going to lick your pussy.
[moaning]
Just relax a little, Bob,
put your arm around there,
just relax.
[moaning]
Yeah, let me watch you play
with your pussy while I suck his cock.
[moaning]
Look at that pretty pussy, Bob,
look at it.
Wouldn't you like to touch it?
Wouldn't you like to put
your hand on that sweet pussy?
Put your hand on it, Bob,
give me your hand.
Just touch it.
[moody music]
[moaning]
Kiss her, Bob,
kiss Judy on the mouth.
God,
you act like brother and sister.
-No.
-Well, then, kiss her.
Kiss her on the mouth.
Let me see your tongue.
That's it.
[moaning]
Look how big Bob's cock is.
Wouldn't you like to stroke it?
-Yes.
-Stroke his cock
and keep playing with your pussy.
Get it all wet.
Yes, that's it.
Help me stroke it.
You stroke his cock
while I lick his balls.
[moaning]
[sucking sounds]
Can you taste his cock?
This is making me hot.
Is he your brother?
I want you to lick it.
Come on.
Put your mouth on his cock.
Lick the head of that.
That's it.
-Just let her do it.
Bob, just relax.
Just relax and let her just suck on you.
Just feel her mouth slide
all the way down
that big, hard cock of yours.
Does that feel good, Bobby?
Is she your sister?
Is she your sister, Bobby?
-Yes.
-Well, get used to it.
You're expected to perform together.
We're going to advertise you
and your sister.
-Come here.
Let me lick your balls.
[sucking sounds]
[moaning]
-Your sweet pussy.
Fuck.
[moaning]
How does it feel to have
your brother fucking your brains out?
That big cock sliding on your pussy.
Fuck your brother, baby girl.
Yeah, give it to her, Bobby.
Give it to her.
[moaning]
-Fuck her tight little pussy
with that big dick.
Give it to her.
Don't cum inside her, dummy.
Cum on her ass, like
you're going to do in the show.
-Oh.
[moaning]
-Cum on me.
[moaning]
-Yes.
-It's not my fault.
It's not my fault, Bobby.
You always do that to me.
Try and make it look like it's my fault.
Well, it's not.
-Well, this was your big idea, Judy.
I never wanted to come here
in the first place.
You know we can't go home now.
We're stuck here.
-Don't you think I know that?
Don't you?
[chuckling]
Mom's going to blame me.
She always does.
Me, not you.
Always my fault.
Well, look,
I fucked my brother, all right?
Now, where do we go from here?
-You go back to Jimmy and you tell him
you're ready to go to work.
Get your clothes on.
You're both sweet kids,
but life is tough down here.
[sobbing]
-You whore.
You involved me
with a brother and a sister.
-Well, you're the one who took
the money from Jimmy the Jinx.
-You made them do that.
-Oh, you're such a loser.
-You cunt.
You broke my nose.
[somber music]
[sniffing]
Is your nose really broke?
-I don't think so.
-I'll go get Jimmy the Jinx
and get the rest of the money.
I'll give you half the money.
-Thank you.
-Are you ever going
to open that restaurant?
-When are you going
to hairdressing school?
-Soon.
I'll have to get an application and stulff,
you know?
Are you hungry, Willie?
-I don't think so.
I think I'm scared.
-Welcome to America, Willie.
[police radio chatter]
[siren wailing]
-You know, Willie, I was the best.
Got the highest score on prices.
I was the best.
-You were not the best, Wanda.
You were very good, but not the best.
-Once, I got $2,000.
-That was from me, Wanda.
[groaning]
You never paid me the full price, either.
-Yes, I did.
Fuck you.
-You did not.
Don't start on with me, Willie.
[somber piano music]
[children's voices chattering]
[knocking on door]
-Yes?
-Delivery here for Wanda.
-Can you wait five minutes?
Five minutes, okay?
-Okay.
[somber piano music]
[sighing]
-Five minutes, huh?
Look, I just got here.
-Oh, just relax.
I'll take care of you.
[moaning]
-Oh my God.
[moaning]
[moaning]
-Hey, let me --
you're so fucking hot.
-Okay, I have to get a rubber.
-Hey, look, forget the rubber.
Just keep doing what you're doing, okay?
-Okay.
[moaning]
-Do you like this?
-Mm-hmm.
Oh, yeah.
[knocking on door]
[moaning]
[knocking on door]
-[moaning] Oh, yeah.
[knocking on door]
[moaning]
-Let's do it right now.
-Mm-hmm.
[knocking on door]
-Come on.
-Why don't you put them down there?
-What do I owe you?
-Okay, wait a couple of minutes.
I got to go get --
-No, I ain't waiting no more.
I'm already late.
-Can you change a $100 bill?
-No, lady. I cannot change a $100 bill.
-No?
Then you have to wait
for me to get my purse.
[moaning]
-Put it in your mouth, come on.
I'm going to cum.
Swallow it, come on.
[moaning]
[chuckling]
Forget it.
[moaning]
-It costs extra if I'm in love.
[moaning]
Man, I paid you $25, not $20.
[moaning]
-Let me clean that.
[moaning]
-Hey, I'm not coming back.
-Just...l want you to stay a while, okay?
[water wooshing]
-I paid you $25, not $20.
You won't let me shoot in your mouth
and then I can't fuck you.
-You want to fuck me, use a rubber.
You didn't want to use a rubber.
-Man, you never said anything
about a rubber before.
-And for you.
-Thank you.
-You're welcome.
What's your name?
-Willie.
-Okay, thank you, Willie.
Bye bye.
-Bye.
-Why don't you explain
to me what you want me to do?
[coughing]
-Would you like a drink, Mr. Seagal?
-No, thank you, Wanda.
I've just dropped by to tell you
how this thing works.
I don't have a lot of time.
-Why don't you explain to me
what you want me to do?
-Well, it's really quite simple.
I have a client, he pays me a fee.
You get $2,000.
-When do I get $2,0007
-You'll get $500 after the wedding,
the remainder after the divorce.
Of course,
you must consummate the marriage.
Otherwise, the court may deem
that the marriage is null and void.
[toilet flushing]
-Therefore, my client
would not be eligible for citizenship.
-Citizenship?
Is that why I'm doing this?
-That's right.
-Well, what else do
I do besides take care of him?
I assume that consummate
means fuck him, right?
-That's right.
You also take care of me right now.
-Well, that's fine.
You're going to give me the first $5007?
[chuckling]
It's not that easy, my dear.
You'll get the first $500 on Monday,
after the wedding.
[sighing]
-How about you and I going back
into the bedroom?
-You mean I have to fuck you for free?
[chuckling]
No.
I just want a blow job.
A nice, simple, easy blow job.
You see, Doris doesn't like blow jobs.
-Who's Doris?
-Mrs. Seagal, of course.
-Of course.
-Should we go?
Doris doesn't like blow jobs.
-Why don't you just lie down on the bed?
-No, I don't think so.
Why don't you get down
on your knees and suck my cock?
That way I can watch you.
-You're going to watch me
while I suck your cock?
-Yes.
I want to watch your eyes.
-Fancy belt buckle here, Seagal.
I don't know how to do it.
-I'm sure you'll figure it out.
-Help me.
-See how easy it is?
-Easy.
[sucking sounds]
[moaning]
That's it.
That's it, yes.
Said suck on it.
-Mm-hmm.
[moaning]
[sucking sounds]
-Oh, that's it.
[moaning]
-Pull down your pants.
[sucking sounds]
[moaning]
I want to watch you play with your pussy.
[sucking sounds]
[moaning]
Yeah.
Yeah, lick it.
Use both hands on your pussy.
-Okay.
-Use them both.
-That's how I use them.
[moaning]
Use both hands on your pussy.
[moaning]
Yes, that's it.
Go ahead, do it,
but don't stop sucking me, okay?
Yes.
[moaning]
-Okay, Wanda,
10 o'clock tomorrow morning.
We'll meet at City Hall.
You, my client, you get married, okay?
-All right, okay. Ten o'clock.
[water flushing]
-Tomorrow morning.
-Okay, okay.
[footsteps thudding]
[sobbing]
Son of a bitch.
Goddamn you, Seagal.
Marry my client, you phony bastard.
[sighing]
Oh, I got to.
Shit.
Son of a bitch.
Damn you, Seagal,
you phony son of a bitch.
Marry your client, my pink nipples.
Goddamn you.
[dramatic music]
[engine humming]
[birds chirping]
[footsteps thudding]
[jazzy piano music]
-All it takes is money, honey.
You from another country?
-So's my husband.
He's okay.
He's not here right now.
He's back in Europe.
I married him
so he could become a citizen.
I used to be a prostitute,
but he paid me to marry him
and then divorce him,
but I wouldn't divorce him.
Why should 1?
All this money,
so here I am.
[chuckling]
Here I am.
Big place, isn't it?
[jazzy piano music]
-It's so dark.
-Stay a while?
Please?
-Help.
[jazzy piano music]
-So dark.
[moaning]
You want me to teach you?
[moaning]
[moaning]
[chuckling]
[moaning]
[sucking sounds]
[moaning]
-Look at that pussy with dark eyes.
[moaning]
Yes, yes, yes.
[moaning]
-Oh, fuck me.
Fuck me.
[moaning]
Fuck me.
Oh, fuck me.
[moaning]
-Oh, yes.
[moaning]
Well, that's the one thing
that isn't dark.
[lively music]
[indistinct chatter]
[lively music]
-Are you an American citizen?
-Sure, why?
What country are you from?
-I want to be a citizen here.
If I marry you as a citizen,
I become citizen.
-Are you sure about that?
-Yes, I ask my friend.
He's sure.
-You want to marry me?
-How much money you charge to marry you?
-This is too much.
Hey, Louie.
Do you want to hear something funny?
-Forget it.
[laughing]
-Don't never trust these goddamn whores,
they don't really know the right way
to deal with this kind
of upwardly mobile society.
[lively disco music]
-Hello, Wanda.
-Do I know you?
-Yes, I deliver groceries
to your house the other day.
My name's Willie.
-Yes, Willie,
the delivery boy.
Do I remember?
-I want to become a US citizen.
-You know a lawyer named Siegel?
-No.
I understand if I marry US citizen,
I become a US citizen.
Are you a prostitute?
-We don't exactly yell out
our professions in the bar,
all right?
-How much would you charge me
to marry?
We live together one week.
-As a matter of fact, Willie,
I happen to know a lot about these things.
For starters,
it's going to cost you $3,500.
-$3,5007
-Cash upfront.
-I pay you $2,000.
I understand the price is $2,000.
-What?
To marry you and to live with you
for a week?
No, forget it, man.
The best I can do is $3,000, cash upfront,
Willie.
You know, man,
because that's just business.
-I pay you $1,000 when we get married
and the rest in monthly payments.
[laughing]
You've got to be kidding.
-No.
[sighing]
No, man.
I've got to have something upfront.
I got robbed the other day
and my rent is due.
-Ah, forget it, man.
I don't need any foreigner living
with me for a week.
-Wanda,
I give you $200 now,
$500 when we get married,
and $500 when we get the divorce.
Please, Wanda,
I need to become a US citizen.
-How many days is this going to take?
-Four or five days.
No more.
[sighing]
All right, you give me the $200.
Come on.
-You never finished the payments, Willie.
[plaintive piano music]
-I was going to use that money
to go to hairdressing school.
-With the authority that's invested in me,
in the state of California,
it's my pleasure to pronounce you,
Willie and Wanda, as man and wife.
[bridal march plays]
-Okay, Willie.
Give me my money.
-Here.
You get the rest when we get divorced.
-What are you going to do
when you become a citizen, Willie?
-I will open a restaurant.
Come, we must consummate the marriage.
-Who's going to know the difference
whether I fuck you or not?
-I will.
I want to.
You are a beautiful woman
and I pay.
Come on.
-I could be more beautiful
when I learn hair design.
[sighing]
Come on, Willie.
Let's get this over with.
I've got to go out
and find a trick or two to turn.
-Trick?
Turn a trick?
-Oh, that's hooker talk
for finding a John,
a customer who pays me money
when I suck his cock.
-Sure.
-Let's consummate.
Just a second.
-I do not wear rubber.
-Well, all right,
but you got to be careful.
Promise you're going
to pull out when you cum?
-Okay, I pull out.
-Promise, you know.
-I pull out.
-All right.
-Just relax, okay?
[soft, romantic music]
X Tonight
I taste the kisses
waiting on your lips X
X And feel you soft
beneath my fingertips X
X Precious love X
X Precious love X
X Tonight X
[moaning]
X The sky is lit with fire X
X In your eyes X
X Tonight you have X
-Kiss it.
X The power to hypnotize X
[chuckling]
X Precious love X
-I don't bite.
X Precious love X
[moaning]
X I always lie X
X For the pleasures life can bring X
X Fortune passed me by X
[moaning]
X Now, you're mine X
X Even bitter memories X
X Soften with your sighs K
[moaning]
X And now I'll hold you here forever K
X In my arms X
[moaning]
X Content to be a prisoner X
-Oh, Wanda.
X Of your charms X
-Oh, Wanda.
X Never leave the warmth of my embrace KX
[moaning]
X I love you more each passing day X
X My precious love X
[moaning]
Oh, Wanda.
[moaning]
[moaning]
X I always try X
[moaning]
X For the pleasured life you bring X
[moaning]
[sighing]
X Fortune passed me by KX
[moaning]
X Now, you're mine X
[whispering]
America.
X Even bitter memories X
X Soften with your sighs K
[panting]
[moaning]
X And now,
I'll hold you here forever in my arms X
X Content to be a captive of your charms K
[groaning]
X Never leave the warmth of my embrace KX
X I love you more each passing day X
[panting]
X My precious love
[panting]
X My precious love X
[panting]
[moaning]
Oh, Wanda. Oh, I cum.
[groaning]
Wanda, you are wonderful.
[sighing]
[rustling sheets]
-Where you go?
-I've got to go.
Hey, I've got to get out of here.
I've got some tricks to turn.
I got to make some money, Willie.
[plaintive piano music]
-You remember Lucille, Willie?
You remember that afternoon
where you were supposed to be her husband?
-No, I don't remember.
-Oh, you did, too.
You just don't want to admit it.
-It was not my fault.
-Henry. I shouldn't allow my emotions
to affect me like this.
-Lucille, for once in your life,
don't deny yourself.
-It's gotten worse since
he was laid off...
his drinking,
his despair.
-Why don't you let me help you?
Twenty dollars ought to be enough
to hold you until he gets
back on his feet.
-No, Henry, I cantt.
We just met.
I'm really not that kind of a woman.
Stop staring at them.
-I'm not staring.
-Did you put your clothes away?
-Yes.
-In the closet?
-Yes.
-You know what to do?
-Yes.
-Yes, Henry.
You are so right.
I am entitled to my love,
to my family.
-Lucille,
oh, you are so brave.
-Don't turn your head.
He can't recognize you.
-I have to go to the bathroom.
-Well, you'll have
to wait until they leave.
Henry, would you escort me to my home?
-Of course.
Your husband is --
Is he going to --
-No.
He's away, looking for work.
Probably drinking somewhere.
Your wife is so lucky to have you.
-Let's not talk.
-Shall we go?
-Yes.
Thank you.
[footsteps thudding]
-Okay, so you know what to do.
-I have to go to the bathroom.
-You know what to do in an hour.
[sighing]
-Well, it's not much,
but I have tried to make it a home.
-I'm sure you have.
-Henry, your touch weakens me so.
[moaning]
[triumphant music]
[moaning]
-Henry,
do to me what my husband
would never dare to do.
-What's that?
-Oh!
[moaning]
Oh, make me suck a cock.
I'll put your thing in my mouth.
[moaning]
-Let me wrap my breasts around your cock.
[moaning]
-Oh, Henry.
[moaning]
-Yes.
Can you take me?
[moaning]
-Yes.
Oh, fuck.
[moaning]
[chuckling]
[moaning]
[laughing]
[moaning]
-Oh, Lucille.
-Oh, no.
Henry, don'.
Henry, don't cum.
-Why not?
[moaning]
It's not right, Henry.
Oh my God.
Sorry.
I'm a married woman.
I can't do this to my husband.
[moaning]
-You're right, Lucille.
Perhaps I should just leave.
[panting]
-Would only be fair
to your own wife, Henry.
She's so fortunate to have you.
[panting]
-Oh, Lucille.
-Oh, Henry.
[moaning]
-Yes, yes, yes.
[laughing]
[moaning]
-Now, Lucille?
Now?
-No. No, Henry.
No.
[moaning]
-This is wrong, Henry.
Save it for your wife.
[moaning]
-That lucky woman.
[moaning]
-Oh, God.
-Henry, just let me kiss it a little bit.
[moaning]
-Oh, you're so sweet, Henry.
[moaning]
-Don't cum.
[moaning]
-Oh, yeah.
God, yes.
[moaning]
-Oh, I'm cumming.
[moaning]
-I'm cumming.
-Now, Henry.
-Yes.
-Cum now.
[moaning]
-Cum now.
-I'm cumming.
[moaning]
-Oh, yes.
-You bitch.
-Oh my God.
It's my husband.
-Oh, God.
-My God, what are you doing to my wife?
I'm going to kill you.
-Hold on, wait a minute.
-Oh, Henry, I'm so ashamed.
I'm so ashamed.
-Look at you.
What's that on your face?
Tapioca?
-Oh, I'm so ashamed.
With my husband broke and out of work,
and he's going to see us like this.
-What else going to happen to me?
What more?
How can you do this to another man's wife?
What kind of a man are you?
-Willie, please don't hurt him.
It's my fault.
Henry's a good and kind man.
He's a gentleman.
He offered to help us, Willie.
He offered us money.
-Yes.
-Didn't you, Henry?
-Yes, I did. 1 did, yes.
-You offered to help by cumming
on my wife's face?
-Well, I did, but no.
That just --
It wasn't meant to happen.
It wasn't supposed to be.
-He offered us $20, Willie.
-$20.
You offered $20 to come on my wife's face?
-Yes.
-How much money you got?
How much money you got
to save a man's dignity?
What price of pride?
-Jesus, Willie.
-I just happened to be going
to the bank today.
-How much cash you got?
-I just went to the bank.
I have $3,000.
You can have it, take it.
Just take it all.
It's there, it's over in my wallet.
-Give it to my wife and leave.
You have violated my honor.
[lively music]
-So?
-That was perfect.
Perfect.
We've got $3,000.
-Oh, Willie, $3,000?!
That is fantastic!
That's $1,500 a piece.
God, we really got money.
Listen, I know that you choose $750,
but you still owe it to me,
so why don't you just give me
the whole thing.
Where's the money?
-Well, Lucille has it.
She will give us here.
-You gave Lucille the money,
the whole -- what?
I can't believe this is happening.
-What?
-I owe Jimmy the Jinx $500
and I'm supposed to pay him here today.
You gave the money to Lucille.
-To hold.
Just to hold.
She's meeting us here,
any minute she'll walk
in the door with the money.
-Willie, Lucille is not going
to walk in that door with the money.
Lucille is never going
to walk in here again.
Stupid.
God.
Oh, shit.
Here he comes.
-Who?
-Jimmy the Jinx.
-Hey, Wanda.
-Hey.
-I heard you got married to somebody
so he could become a citizen.
An immigrant you married.
That's very good of you.
Very patriotic.
Is this the guy?
-Yes, Jimmy, this is Willie.
-Willie, hey, welcome to our great nation.
-Thank you.
-All right.
Congratulations.
You got something for me?
-No, Jinx, not yet.
-Onh, isn't this Thursday, three o'clock?
-It'll be here any minute.
-Oh, okay.
Good.
Who's bringing it?
-Lucille.
Do you know Lucille?
[chuckling]
Hey, Wanda, I think we're going to have
to make some other arrangements.
-Jinx, it's not my fault.
Willie was supposed to bring me my share.
-She's your friend.
-Oh, come on, you know you're a victim.
-Forget the money, Jinx.
-Forget the money, Jinx.
You owe me a little victim.
If your new husband here is so stupid
as to give this Lucille the money to hold,
that's very unfortunate for you,
but not for me.
What is fortunate for me and for you is
that Sylvia is coming to town,
and you will take care of Sylvia,
and that'll settle our debt.
-Sylvia is a $1,200 trick
and she's disgusting.
-$1,2007
-$1,200.
The reason she's a $1,200 trick
is because of her nasty habits.
You will take care of her
and her male companion.
I'll even throw Willie in here,
which will further reduce my debts.
-Oh, Jinx, come on, man.
That's not unfair.
You know she's disgusting.
-Well, she's a very wealthy woman.
When she comes to this town,
when she visits here,
she likes to do a little bit of slumming,
sort of the bizarre acts,
with degrading humiliation stuff.
A lot of fun.
You'll meet me here tomorrow night.
All right.
Bring him along, he looks good.
-Nice to meet you,
[laughing]
You bet.
-What's your friend''s --
-Hey.
-You should have picked somebody else.
-Now look what you've done.
-She promised me the money.
-Ignorant fool, Sylvia.
-Who is this Sylvia?
-Oh, you'll find out.
Me, you and some other guy,
we have to amuse this bitch.
-Here?
-Here?
No, not here.
That's too easy.
Here, we have a nice bedroom, a nice sofa.
No, not here, stupid.
Back at the bar.
-The bar?
-Yes, in the toilet.
In a men's public toilet.
Doesn't that just sound wonderful, Willie?
Oh, God.
I'll never get to hairdressing school.
A men's bathroom.
I'll tell you one thing, Willie,
if you don't get your dick up and perform,
I'm going to cut it off.
-I get my dick up, bitch, you don't worry.
-Jinxy, long time no see.
-Good to see you.
How do you feel?
-I'm feeling great.
-That's her.
-Sylvia?
-Sylvia.
-She's pretty.
-Wait 'til she smears lipstick
all over your asshole.
Then tell me if you think she's pretty.
-Who's the other guy?
-Just some sleazeball
Jimmy fixed her up with.
-Is that Wanda over there?
Haven't seen her in over two years.
Heard she got married.
-Yes, that's her husband.
-Not bad, kind of cute.
Are they for me?
-Yes, you got 'em,
along with my friend here.
Hey.
-Hey.
-Don't tell me your name.
I don't want to know.
-Onh, listen, you got the money?
-No.
-You got the men's room
as long as you need it.
Just be cool.
What a guy.
-You know what I like.
Just promise me they'll be cool.
-You got all the time you need.
Enjoy yourself.
-I know it.
Do me a favor, Jinxy.
Hold on to my stuff, will you?
-You got it
-As always, thank you.
-Don't worry about it.
Just remember one thing:
This never happened.
Let me have a drink.
-Hello, my name is Willie.
This i1s Wanda.
-The action is for the other lady, fella.
-Everything seems to be all right.
I hope you and your husband
are very happy together.
-Thank you.
-Because I'm going to suck his dick
and you're going to suck this guy
right over here.
-Jesus, it smells awful in here.
-Yes, it smells awful.
I love it.
I love it.
Willie, right?
-Oh, yes.
-Sit down.
Sit right there on that urinal, baby,
because I'm going to suck your dick.
Pull your pants down.
Come on, take them off.
You know what to do.
Wanda, you sit right there on that urinal
and you suck him off.
You, I want you to watch.
Watch your little wifey suck
that ass down.
[moaning]
-Look at her suck that dick.
Look at her, watch her.
Don't just sit there getting
a blowjob,
Willie.
Get nasty with me.
Come on, Wanda, you know what I like,
tell him to get nasty.
-Get nasty with her, Willie.
Grab her body here.
-Oh, that's right, fuck my face.
-Can I get some of my nasty girl?
-Fuck her face, too.
Yes, you go all right down like that.
Yes, that's what I want you to do.
Just like that.
Hold her by the hair.
[moaning]
-Now that I've seen your cock,
now you'll see my ass.
This nice ass.
Touch it there.
Put your fingers in my pussy.
Suck that cock, Wanda.
Suck it.
That's a good girl.
I like that tight pussy.
Put your cock inside.
[moaning]
-Here you go.
Just don't lose it.
How you feeling now?
You look good.
-Thanks.
-You all right?
-All right.
-Tell me the truth.
You're really okay?
-I'm okay.
-Good girl.
[moaning]
-Wanda, come over here
and suck my pussy while he's fucking me.
-Come here, come here.
Right down here.
Oh, yes.
Oh, yes.
Oh, yes, that's good.
Yeah, that's good.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yes, touch your pussy.
Oh, yes, I want to play with your pussy.
Come on.
You're not just stuck.
-Fuck me, fuck me.
-You like that.
Oh my God.
[moaning]
-Lick my pussy like this.
[moaning]
-Suck that pussy, that's right.
-Hey, Wanda.
I'm going to change this scene.
Stay up.
Pull your panties down.
Don't take them off,
just around your ankles.
Let me see you go
in that toilet right there.
Sit down on it.
Spread your legs.
Yes, like that.
You, don't lose that hard on, okay?
[hard rock music]
-Suck that dick.
Spread your legs so I can see
your pussy over the toilet.
Sit down.
Sit down, you.
You know I'm going to suck his cock.
Yes, that's right.
Don't flush this toilet, whatever you do.
Don't flush it.
You, stand up over here.
Stand up.
-Like that?
-Yes, like that.
[moaning]
-Hey, open up.
Hey, open up.
Let me in.
-Go away.
-Hey, what's going on?
Open the door.
-I said, go away.
Later on, man.
Go away.
-Hey, lets go,
I've got to use the bathroom.
You know what I mean?
Guys, come on.
-He needs the toilet.
This feels so good.
I'm going to kill him.
[moaning]
-Slowly.
My hair is floating in the toilet.
-Jerk off on me.
I want to feel your cum all over me.
Oh, yes.
-My hair is floating in the toilet.
Come all over my tits.
[moaning]
-My hair.
What do you want me to do now, Sylvia?
-Stick your finger in his ass.
-What do you want me to do now, Sylvia?
-You're supposed to flush
it and you get it out.
-You know what? I had to, just
because you trusted that woman.
-Stop hitting me.
I had to watch you
and that freak in the bathroom.
-You loved it, too, didn't you?
-It was interesting.
-Interesting?
Interesting?
Oh, God, I can't believe --
you were sitting on a urinal watching
a woman with her head
in the toilet, eating my pussy.
The guy's jerking off on a tip
and you call it interesting.
-Stop hitting me.
-What am I going to do?
We don't have any money,
we don't have any food.
In three days, we're not even going
to have a place to live.
-Well, that's not my problem.
We're supposed to get
a divorce now that I'm a citizen.
-Willie, you're my husband.
Besides, you didn't even
pay me that money.
-But you could go to Jimmy the Jinx.
He told you if you ever needed
anything that he would help.
-I will never speak
to that motherfucker again.
-Of course I'll help you.
What are friends for?
-Thanks.
-Finish your drinks.
There's a problem
you two guys can help me with.
There's a stray couple of kids,
I think they're runaways.
-Runaways?
You mean kids?
-No, no. They are old enough,
I don't mess with children.
They're over 18,
but they don't have any place to live,
and they don't have any job skills.
I'm going to get them a job
at my friend's theatre
doing live sex shows.
That's the problem.
-What's the problem?
Willie and I can do live sex shows.
-You've done live sex shows,
Wanda, and to be honest with you,
they can't wait all day
for your husband to get it up.
No offense, Willie.
If I can pull this thing together,
this thing could be sensational
once you can break them in.
-Break them in? What are they, virgins?
-No. That's not the problem,
but if it works,
it will be just fantastic.
There's $1,000 in it for you
if you can fuck each other.
-Jimmy, I don't know.
-$1,000.
Why not, Wanda?
Lets do it.
-Why don't you tell him, Jimmy?
He doesn't know what you're saying.
-They're brother and sister.
-Hey, listen, just be cool.
Remember, you're my fianc.
Got it?
-Yes.
-My fianc.
We're getting married in the spring,
waiting for your mother's settlement
to get through.
-What?
-You know,
your mother's insurance settlement
to come through.
All right.
That's no good.
I got it.
You're on the run, just be cool.
All right.
Just don't let them know
you're my brother.
-Don't worry about it.
On the run.
-Hi.
-You two are married?
-No, not yet.
This is my fiance.
We had to leave town fast.
The authorities, they were
asking questions
about a certain liquor store holder.
You know what I mean?
-Sure.
I know what you mean.
-I understand that Jimmy
is getting you two set up
to do live sex shows
at his friend's theater.
Have you ever worked together before?
-Oh, we never worked together.
I explained that to Jiimmy.
We like to keep that to ourselves.
Right, Bob?
-Yes, right.
-Who you're going to work with?
-Well,
I was under the assumption
from Jimmy that we're going to work
with the two of you.
-Willie,
why don't you just go ahead and run
some of those errands you had to do?
-What?
-You know, sweetheart,
all that stuff you had to do.
-You got money?
-Yes, I have money
in the kitchen, in my purse.
Just go ahead and do some of that stuff.
-Yes, right, okay.
Mwah.
Ciao.
-Catch you later, man.
-Bye.
-Bob, do you really think that Jimmy meant
for you and me to be working together?
-Yeah, sure.
I mean, there's no way
I'm going to work with my fianc.
-Is that all right with your fianc?
-No problem.
-Sure.
-Well, do you think
you could even get it up?
I mean, in a room full of strangers?
-Sure, I can get it up.
Why not?
-Your name is Judy, right?
-Yes.
-Judy, how would you feel about me
sucking on Bob's cock,
right here, now?
-Well, I guess I won't mind.
-Well, maybe you can even join us
and we could do him together.
-How about if I watch?
You can go for it.
-Yes, just let her watch
and we can go for it.
-You just want to watch?
-Yes.
-All right.
-Bob, stand up and take off your pants.
Take your pants off, Bob.
-Yes.
-No, no, no, I don't want her to leave.
I want her to watch.
You got to get used to the pressure
of people watching you, Bob.
Come on over here, Judy,
I want you to be close.
-Okay.
-I want you to watch me suck Bob's cock.
[sucking sounds]
[moaning]
-Judy,
lift up your skirt
and play with your pussy
a little while I suck on Bob,
because after I suck on Bob,
I'm going to lick your pussy.
[moaning]
Just relax a little, Bob,
put your arm around there,
just relax.
[moaning]
Yeah, let me watch you play
with your pussy while I suck his cock.
[moaning]
Look at that pretty pussy, Bob,
look at it.
Wouldn't you like to touch it?
Wouldn't you like to put
your hand on that sweet pussy?
Put your hand on it, Bob,
give me your hand.
Just touch it.
[moody music]
[moaning]
Kiss her, Bob,
kiss Judy on the mouth.
God,
you act like brother and sister.
-No.
-Well, then, kiss her.
Kiss her on the mouth.
Let me see your tongue.
That's it.
[moaning]
Look how big Bob's cock is.
Wouldn't you like to stroke it?
-Yes.
-Stroke his cock
and keep playing with your pussy.
Get it all wet.
Yes, that's it.
Help me stroke it.
You stroke his cock
while I lick his balls.
[moaning]
[sucking sounds]
Can you taste his cock?
This is making me hot.
Is he your brother?
I want you to lick it.
Come on.
Put your mouth on his cock.
Lick the head of that.
That's it.
-Just let her do it.
Bob, just relax.
Just relax and let her just suck on you.
Just feel her mouth slide
all the way down
that big, hard cock of yours.
Does that feel good, Bobby?
Is she your sister?
Is she your sister, Bobby?
-Yes.
-Well, get used to it.
You're expected to perform together.
We're going to advertise you
and your sister.
-Come here.
Let me lick your balls.
[sucking sounds]
[moaning]
-Your sweet pussy.
Fuck.
[moaning]
How does it feel to have
your brother fucking your brains out?
That big cock sliding on your pussy.
Fuck your brother, baby girl.
Yeah, give it to her, Bobby.
Give it to her.
[moaning]
-Fuck her tight little pussy
with that big dick.
Give it to her.
Don't cum inside her, dummy.
Cum on her ass, like
you're going to do in the show.
-Oh.
[moaning]
-Cum on me.
[moaning]
-Yes.
-It's not my fault.
It's not my fault, Bobby.
You always do that to me.
Try and make it look like it's my fault.
Well, it's not.
-Well, this was your big idea, Judy.
I never wanted to come here
in the first place.
You know we can't go home now.
We're stuck here.
-Don't you think I know that?
Don't you?
[chuckling]
Mom's going to blame me.
She always does.
Me, not you.
Always my fault.
Well, look,
I fucked my brother, all right?
Now, where do we go from here?
-You go back to Jimmy and you tell him
you're ready to go to work.
Get your clothes on.
You're both sweet kids,
but life is tough down here.
[sobbing]
-You whore.
You involved me
with a brother and a sister.
-Well, you're the one who took
the money from Jimmy the Jinx.
-You made them do that.
-Oh, you're such a loser.
-You cunt.
You broke my nose.
[somber music]
[sniffing]
Is your nose really broke?
-I don't think so.
-I'll go get Jimmy the Jinx
and get the rest of the money.
I'll give you half the money.
-Thank you.
-Are you ever going
to open that restaurant?
-When are you going
to hairdressing school?
-Soon.
I'll have to get an application and stulff,
you know?
Are you hungry, Willie?
-I don't think so.
I think I'm scared.
-Welcome to America, Willie.