Good Night, Nurse! (1918) Movie Script

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GOOD NIGHT NURSE
After one more than one too many.
CORNER DRUG STORE
SODAS AND CIGARS, ICE CREAM AND CANDIES
TOILET ARTICLE AND PERFUMES
P.O. SUB STATIO NO. 3
"Play the National Anthem."
"Where do you live?"
Back home, where his dear wife is waiting.
NEW DISCOVERY!
ALCOHOLISM BEATEN
by science. Doctor Hampton's simple operation cures you of drink for good.
For more information, call at the No Hope Sanitarium.
SEASICKNESS CURED!
Discovered by Milsh Mahler, a famous slovakian sailor...
"One for the road, as usual."
The following day.
NO HOPE SANITARIUM
"Do you have a problem?"
"Everything's fine. I'm cured!"
OFFICE
ETHER
"I'm not crazy. Help me get out of here!"
"Now we're out, what else can I do for you?"
"Help me get back in!"
"Tell me whether you're as crazy as you seem."
PLEASE DO NOT PARK HERE
The winner of the "200-Pound Club" race receives an enormous prize.
THE END