Goodbye June (2025) Movie Script
- [fading in] is a new bird
- [dog barking]
[Bing Crosby] He sings a love song
As we go along
- Walking in a winter wonderland
- [train passing]
In the meadow, we can build a snowman
And pretend that he's a circus clown
We'll have lots of fun
With Mr. Snowman
[sighs]
Yes, until the other kiddies
Knock him down
Later on
- We'll conspire
- [turns volume up]
As we dream by the fire
- To face unafraid
- [breathing heavily]
- The plans that we've made
- [kettle clatters]
- Walking in a winter wonderland
- [lights gas]
Walking
In a winter wonderland
[man] And on this cold and frosty morning,
we are all officially on countdown,
with 16 shopping days left till Christmas.
- Have you been naughty or nice?
- [urinating]
Here's one of my old favorites
to get us in the mood.
["What Am I Gonna Do This Christmas?"
by Frankie Laine playing]
[gasping]
- What am I gonna do this Christmas
- [toilet flushes]
Without you?
- [gasping shakily]
- [kettle whistling]
- What am I gonna do this Christmas
- [body hits floor]
- [whistling loudly]
- Alone?
Mum?
[whistling continues]
Gazing at
- Dad? Kettle!
- The mistletoe
- [son] Dad!
- And longing for your kiss
Mum!
Why do I have to spend Christmas
Mum? Shit. Mum?
Mum? Fuck.
- Oh Dad? Dad!
- Away from you like this?
Dad!
Do you remember just last Christmas?
Hello? Mum?
- Ambulance, please.
- I held you
- So tight
- [inaudible]
I won't forget last
- Where do I go?
- I don't know. Over here, innit?
I'm just gonna go down the one-way system.
- You're going
- I know. I'm parking.
And Silent Night
It's all right, Mum.
We've got your stuff. We've got your bag.
That we'll be together
But what am I gonna do this Christmas
If you're not here
With me?
[music ends]
[girl] Wait, where are my goggles?
You'll have to borrow some if you didn't
put them in. I did get you new ones.
[girl] Aw, Mum!
- Don't blame me.
- [phone rings]
Well, no, you didn't!
[mum] Well, yes, I did.
- They were on the hall table.
- How did you not see, Ella?
- [Ella] Shut up!
- [mum] Hold on. Ella, help your brother.
- Hi, Suze. Sorry. Okay, couple of things.
- My wife's tired. And having a baby.
- You got any room?
- For God's sake, Alfie.
- [mum] Yeah.
- It's Ahem.
- "Hello, sir. My wife is having a baby."
- [mum] That's fine. Absolutely fine.
- As long as you get bonuses out
- [Ella] "Is there a chance you have room?"
Not "My wife's tired and having a baby."
- "Got any room?"
- That's the same thing!
- You just said the same thing twice!
- No, I didn't.
For God's sake,
just get it right this time.
- "us all at Healthful Harvest."
- [Ella] You'll be so embarrassing!
Actually, I'm gonna have to go.
- Ella, he is not going to be embarrassing.
- [Ella] Yes, he is.
Alfie, you are doing brilliantly, darling.
Brilliantly.
- Isn't he doing brilliantly, Ben?
- Yeah!
[Ella] No way I'm coming to your Nativity.
- [mum] Don't be mean.
- Somebody respects me.
- Ooh! Some lovely bread.
- [man] My keys
- Seen keys
- [girl] Thanks, Mum.
- [boy] Hey, Syd.
- Mm-hmm?
- [boy] What do you think of my earrings?
- [Syd laughs] Yeah, I love them.
- Did you show Mum?
- [boy] Mum?
- [mum] Mm?
- What do you think of my earrings?
Gorgeous! They might be a bit dangly
for rugby though, darling.
So just take them off before PE? Good boy.
- Okay.
- [dad] Right, um, I'm off.
I'll, uh, see you about five-ish.
- Bye-bye!
- Jerry?
Where's the yogurt that was on the list?
- I don't think that was on the list.
- It was on the list. Sheep's yogurt.
How do you always just forget one thing?
It's just really hard on me.
Just cross them off as you go.
You never cross them off as you go.
I'll get some on the way back later.
Yeah. That's locked in. Goat's yog.
- Sheep's!
- Sheep's. Sheep's.
- Okay, you guys, have a good day.
- [Ella] Bye, Mum.
- [mum] Good luck with rehearsal, darling.
- Ella, I need my script.
- Say please.
- Oh, give it to him. There you go.
- Mum, I was gonna give it to him!
- And the bag.
- Please don't forget my piano lesson.
- I won't.
No, I haven't forgotten it, darling.
- You forgot last time!
- But I haven't forgotten.
- [Ella] Really embarrassing! You forgot.
- [mum] Okay. Bye!
[Ella] Okay, bye.
Mummy, finished!
Mum! Tibalt's pooing
with the door open again.
- Have you really finished?
- Yeah.
- Are you lying to me? Is it time
- No.
[phone rings]
- Hi, Con.
- Jules.
- A bit early for you. Is everything okay?
- Yeah. Hey, listen.
- You've gotta come to the hospital. Mum
- W wait...
- She's going to surgery now.
- What?
[phone rings]
- Hello?
- [Con] Oh, hi. Uh
Um, sorry, who is Which
- It's Syd.
- Oh, right.
- Hello, Uncle Connor.
- Hey, Syd.
Yeah, uh, listen, I need to talk to Mol.
- Um, your mum.
- Okay.
Mum! Uncle Connor said
he needs to speak to you.
There you go.
Hi. Uh, be quick. I'm I'm busy.
Yeah, Mol, listen, um, uh
Mum had a thing.
She's she's back in hospital, and
Uh, can you just come?
- [New Age music playing]
- [phone ringing]
- Mmm!
- [phone continues ringing]
Mmm. Yes. Yes!
And as you move through the birth canal,
releasing the energy of the womb
towards the warmth
and the delightful rays of the sun,
let the sun beckon you and cleanse you.
[dad sighs] I just
If only I could've traveled places, Con.
You know, for my effing foot,
having all you kids, and
I'd probably be better traveled
than that what's his name.
Cute little gray-haired fella.
You know, Planet Organic geezer.
- David Attenborough?
- Yeah.
I'd be like him, yeah.
[sighs]
I I'm not saying
having you kids wasn't worth it.
Course it course it bloody was. Uh
I'd just like to have
You know, it's it's fine though. Well
Uh [sighs]
Yeah. I dunno.
You can travel for me, Con.
Yeah, I suppose I could, Dad.
It's just, um
It's just a bit stressful, actually.
Bali looks nice, doesn't it, Con?
You should go to Bali, look. Look at that.
Last time I went anywhere
for a proper holiday was about
five years ago.
Italy, Tobias's wedding. I mean,
me and Mum went to Germany
to see that specialist Julia organized.
- Don't really count though, does it?
- Oh, no, don't go saying that, Con.
Course it counts. You know, you
you got me that nice jerkin.
And all those lovely meats
you brought back. Ooh!
- Meat? What meat?
- Well Fucking glockenspiel stuff.
It's called Knochenschinken.
- And what the hell is a jerkin?
- [sighs] What the
Oh, don't be like that, Con.
You know, my jerkin,
my jerkin, you
Oh, well, that is a shame.
- I thought you liked my jerkin.
- Stop saying jerkin.
- My jerkin, with three things for pens.
- Oh God.
- Dad.
- Little waterproof thing.
- Please, Dad. I just need a bit of
- Fucking pen
- Only a fucking jerkin. Jerk
- Dad! Dad!
[phone ringing]
- Hi, babe.
- Hi, kids.
No, it's just me and Benji
in the car now. Um
I'm just arriving at the hospital.
Uh, Mum's gone back in.
Make sure that you get the yogurt.
That's your one task.
- It was sheep's yogurt, wasn't it?
- No, it's dog's yogurt, Jerry!
- Fuck me! Yes, it's sheep's.
- Sheep's.
- [Tom] I guess Molly will be there.
- Probably. [Sighs]
- Oh God. Do you need me to fly back?
- Oh, no. No, no, no. It's fine.
You've got work. I'm fine.
I I can cope, honestly. It's fine.
- Jerry?
- Yogurt.
All I want is a cancer-free mother
and some fucking sheep's yogurt.
You're making me just exhausted.
[Jerry] I could get us
some cheeky After Eights?
Why are you asking me
so many questions, Jerry?
- Please go now.
- Okay. Love you.
All right. Come on, Tibby!
All right, my darling.
Ooh!
[sighs] That's it. Move out the way.
- Ohh!
- Thank you for helping, darling.
There we go.
[Molly] All right,
let's go and see Nanna. Come on.
[Julia] Molly, hi.
[Molly] Let's just keep moving.
Come on.
Mummy cross.
[sighs]
No, darling. Mummy's not cross.
How you doing, tinker?
Look! I've got something very special
to show you.
- [Jules] There we go.
- A skill for later life, hey?
Ooh, what if you took
- Hi.
- [Connor] Hey.
- You okay?
- Yeah.
How's she doing? What happened?
Uh, they said they need
to, uh, clear the airways.
She's in surgery right now.
Um uh
They're gonna update us when they
when they have anything.
- God, I can't bear it.
- [Connor] That was two hours ago.
[Julia] Poor Mum.
What did Helen say?
Did you manage to reach her?
[Connor] No. I did try her.
- Did you?
- No, Con. I didn't call Helen.
- Did you call Helen?
- You called me.
Yeah, I know that, but I just thought
that one of you two would've called her.
- Why would we do that?
- Why would we
Because you're sisters.
- Bagsy not calling her.
- It's fine. It's absolutely fine.
I'll call her. I'll just pretend
you've only just called me.
- [makes fart noise]
- Yeah, horrible, innit? Ooh.
- Don't you like it? Here, try that, then.
- Okay.
- I'm not allowed crisps.
- Aren't you?
- [ringing tone]
- [clears throat]
[sighs]
[phone ringing]
Oh, I thought my phone was off.
I'm so sorry.
Entschuldigung, bitte.
Keep your heart chakras open.
Oh, that's it. Beautiful. I love it.
Aah!
Look at this, a rare call
from my ber-busy baby sister.
- Hi.
- I'm teaching my holistic dance therapy.
I can't really chitchat, but how are you?
- Yeah, Helen? Listen to me.
- Oh my gosh, Julia...
- Listen.
- This class is so incredible for grief.
There's this one man whose wife died
because she slipped on an IKEA catalog
and fell down the stairs.
I mean, how tragic is that?
She was naked.
- Helen, listen, please, stop. Just listen.
- My gosh, Julia.
Mum's Mum's gone back into hospital.
- What?
- Okay? Um, Connor just called me.
- Oh my God.
- She she couldn't breathe.
They're trying to figure out
what's gone on.
I'm heading out the house now.
- Just leaving
- Oh my God.
- Right now.
- Uh Okay. Okay. Um
- Okay?
- Oh God. Breathe.
She's at the Princess Mary,
but I do actually think you should come.
- If you can.
- Okay. I I'll just come straight there.
- Great.
- I'll just I'll get a plane today.
And I'll bring some, um, Florida Water
and sage to clear out Mum's room
and some crystals for healing.
And I'll pick up some orange squash
for her 'cause she loves it.
Great. Bring some Loves it.
Bring some orange squash, definitely.
Yeah. Okay, great. Listen.
Let me know what time you get in. Text me.
- Can you tell me...
- I've gotta go now.
- Look...
- Bye. Bye, bye, bye.
[whispers] Fuck me.
[call ends]
Oh no.
[chimes]
Um, hi, Suze, it's me again.
Um, so listen, something's come up
with my mum. I'm not gonna be in today.
[Helen] Oh, yes, Bettina, fantastisch.
That is amazing.
For dinner, Alfie wanted pizza.
No TV, please.
And, um Oh shit,
when is Alfie's Nativity play?
Can you remind me?
Put it in the shared calendar.
Thank you. Okay, bye.
Do you want your sandwich? Yes?
Yes, please.
- Would you like your lunch, my darling?
- Yes.
- Yes what?
- Yes, please.
[Molly laughs]
[Tibalt] Thank you, Mummy.
There you are, my beautiful boy.
I've got, um, extra, if you're hungry.
We don't want it, do we, Tibby? No.
[whispers] That's not organic, is it?
Do you want to take
your delicious sandwich and go and play?
Over there?
Ah!
[Julia] Ben?
- Want to go and play?
- [Molly sighs]
[baby fussing]
[Molly] Turn you around here.
There we go.
Oh, yes!
We've got the same jumper.
My Nanna made my one.
What's your name?
[Julia] Here you are, darling.
Good boy.
[Tibalt whispers]
Please can I have a bite?
[Benji] Bite.
[Tibalt whispers] Don't tell Mummy.
Uh, Mr. Cheshire?
- [Julia] Here. Yes, here.
- [Connor] Yeah.
Hi. Uh, so, uh, June is out of surgery.
- Is she all right?
- How is she?
Yeah, she's in recovery.
She she wanted to know
if it was still snowing outside.
[all chuckle]
[poignant music playing]
- So, if you go through those doors
- [Molly] Yeah.
It's second on the left. Dr. Khal
and Dr. Titford will be waiting for you.
- [Molly] Right.
- Okay.
Oh, now, would you two boys like
to come and see my pet fish?
- [Julia] Oh, wow!
- And have a Christmas chocolate?
- [Tibalt] Yes, please.
- A chocolate, darling?
- [Molly] Just one.
- Okay.
We'll come back down and bring you up
to the second floor in a bit.
- [Julia] Okay, thanks.
- [nurse] Thank you.
- [Benji] Uh-oh.
- [nurse] Come on, Benji.
- Where did you get that?
- Over there.
- What, did you steal it?
- [dad] No.
I found it. Finders keepers.
- Are you six years old?
- Wh what?
- It's a hospital, Dad.
- Well, this is health and safety here!
- [Connor] Fuck's sake.
- It's a hospital.
- Look at that fish. It's got
- It's over here.
- really big eyes.
- That big one.
[man] We discussed your mother's case
in our multidisciplinary team meeting
this morning,
and we need to inform you
that June's cancer has rapidly progressed.
Um Dr. Khal can speak
to this morning's procedure,
but, very unfortunately,
the last round of chemo
wasn't as effective as we'd hoped.
The, um, CT scan results show
that the cancer has now spread
through her abdomen and pelvis.
- [clicks pen]
- I'm sorry, uh to say.
- Uh, Simon.
- [clicks pen]
Oh uh, yeah. Well, uh, I'm Simon Khal.
Thank you all for being here.
- So we were able
- "Simon Cowell"?
to successfully remove
the fluid from her lungs,
which is why she was struggling
to breathe.
But we need to make you aware that
the size of the mass in her abdomen
has increased significantly,
and it's now blocking her bowel,
and we don't think that an operation
to fix that is in her best interest.
As you know, she's frail,
and even if we could give her a stoma bag,
it's unlikely she'd survive the operation,
and more chemotherapy
would be too much for her.
- [clicks pen]
- I'm sorry to say that, in our opinion,
there's no more treatment
that we can offer June.
Given she can no longer use her bowel,
our focus now is
on keeping her comfortable
and giving her
the best supportive care we can.
It's been, what,
nearly three years now, hasn't it?
She's put up quite the fight.
- [Dr. Titford clicks pen]
- I know what Simon is saying is a lot
It's a lot to take in, but, um
Um Ahem. In practical terms, we'd like
to keep June here for a night or two
to make sure her lungs are clear.
- [clicks pen]
- Um
Which will not only make our June
more comfortable but a lot less anxious.
[clicks pen]
You know what would
make me less anxious, David,
is if you just stopped clicking
that fucking pen.
Oh. Apologies, sorry.
She's not your June. She's our June.
- She's our June.
- Sorry.
Sorry. So, just
Just so I can understand,
are we talking like
like a countdown now?
- What are you saying?
- [Dr. Titford] Well
We really don't like
to throw around estimates, really.
But that's what we need, an estimate.
Are we talking months?
'Cause, you know, if our mum's gonna die,
I wanna know how long
she's gonna live for. [Sobs]
Well, let's stay optimistic and
And hope that she can make it
through to Christmas.
- Although even that is unlikely, given...
- That's two weeks away.
[clicking pen]
Dr. Titford, if you click
that fucking pen one more time,
I will literally punch your cock
off your body.
- I am sorry. Sorry.
- [all talking]
- [Molly] Okay?
- Steady on there.
- Steady on, Mol.
- Shh!
- [Dr. Titford] Force of habit.
- Just, please, just
- Let's just take a minute.
- [Connor sniffling]
Just need a minute.
- [David] Sure.
- It's a lot to
[sobs] to take in.
Maybe you can just give us a sec.
- [Simon] Of course we can.
- Absolutely. Um, we we'll leave you. Um
Anything you need, we'll be right outside,
if you need anything.
[dad] Yeah, thanks. Thanks, Doc. Yeah. Uh
Thank you. Thank you, Doc.
- Here, your real name really Simon Cowell?
- That's a yes from me.
[chuckles]
Dad, don't thank Dr. Titfuck
like you won the fucking lottery.
- He's a fucking wanker.
- [dad] Hey, whoa. What?
- He's a wanker! A fucking wanker!
- Keep your voice down.
[Molly] Why?
I don't care if he fucking hears me.
Mum begged him to have that last round
of chemo. She shouldn't have had it.
Now she can't have surgery
that would save her life.
Keep your voice down, please, Molly.
And you can't send her
on some posh fucking holiday, Julia.
There's nothing left to pay for now,
is there?
[Connor sniffles]
[sighs] Okay, that's actually
a bit unfair because
I've been really supportive, Molly,
and I've been very kind.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa! Don't Look
- And very, very calm.
- That's just a little bit much.
- Don't fucking kick off again, you two.
- You're endlessly fucking at each other.
- Okay, stop. Just stop it.
- Yes, it's ridiculous, Molly.
- [dad] It is!
- [Julia] Stop being so aggressive.
- You stop it.
- It's not the time to blame people.
- [Molly] I'm not aggressive. Stop talking.
- I'm not blaming.
- I knew this would happen.
I knew this would happen. Piss off.
- I knew this was gonna happen. I really...
- Stop! Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it! Stop!
Look, I'm gonna go
and check on our dying mother
if anyone would care to join me.
You two need to sort your shit out.
- Look, Connor. Con.
- Love, I'm watching you.
- You got that?
- [Julia] Shut up!
- Shut up, Dad.
- Fucking pair of you.
[poignant music playing]
Well, I can't
[elevator chimes]
[elevator PA] Second floor. Doors opening.
[PA chimes]
[PA announcement in German]
nach Bristol.
[announcement continues]
[dad] All right.
[woman] Follow me to
- [Benji] Yeah!
- Shall we go and see Nanna, darling?
- [Benji] Nanna.
- [Julia] Nanna. Yeah.
[nurse] Okay, so this is June's room.
She's very tired after the operation
and still a bit drowsy.
She's unlikely to remember
everything you say,
so best to keep things simple for now.
There's a buzzer by her bed,
and I'm just down the hall if you need me.
[dad] All right. Thanks.
Thanks, mate. Thank you.
[grunts]
[groans]
All right.
June?
[Ben babbling]
[dad] Junie?
Hmm?
- [dad] Are you all right?
- Oh, Bernard. Oh, Bernard.
I'm trying to get Bake Off,
and the lady said
I was to press this button.
- When I did it, it just went all black.
- Oh, I'll see what I can do.
I can't make any promises. [Chuckles]
[June] Thanks, Bern.
- Hi, Mummy.
- Hi.
Hi, Mummy.
- Oh! [Laughs]
- [Julia] Mummy.
Oh, Julia,
you shouldn't have come, darling.
- You've got work.
- Of course I'd come.
Come and see Nanna, aren't we?
Be careful, darling,
because my throat really hurts.
- I mean, all of this area.
- [Julia] Oh, all right.
We're being careful, aren't we? Yeah.
Mmm.
Aww.
Look at you
in your lovely matching sweaters.
- Don't you look sweet?
- Hi, Mum.
Both my gorgeous daughters.
[Julia] Hmm.
- How are you feeling, Mum?
- [June] Mmm, well, you know. I'm a bit
I'm a bit sore, but, I I'm okay.
I've been locked in this room,
I feel like, for days.
- [huffs]
- [Julia] Mummy'll give you a little snack.
- [June] The male nurses are so lovely.
- [Julia] Give one to Tibalt.
[June] But the women,
oh, they're really grumpy.
They all come round in different ways.
- She'll be fine in a little bit.
- [baby crying]
- I'm Nancy, by the way.
- I heard that.
God, darling, do you know,
this morning was absolutely terrifying.
I woke up, and I felt like I was breathing
through this thin red straw, and
And so I went downstairs,
and I was What was I doing?
Making myself a cup of tea in the kitchen.
And, uh, then
then I felt like I was drowning.
It was horrible,
and then it all went black.
- [Julia] That's terrifying.
- [June] It wasn't very nice, no.
- Can I have a cuddle with the baby?
- Oh, yes.
- Course you can.
- [baby cooing]
- [Julia] Mum, be careful. Careful.
- [groans]
- Oof.
- [Julia] Careful, careful.
- [Molly] It's Nanna!
- Oh!
Baby June.
There you are.
You are gorgeous.
Oh! I think she looks
more like me every day.
[Molly chuckles]
It's lucky she hasn't got your chin,
isn't it, Molly? Hmm?
[chuckles]
Hmm. Where's Con?
- Right here, Mum.
- [June] Darling.
I'm sure you told them all
to come, didn't you?
- Course I did.
- [June chuckles] Mmm.
[gasps] That reminds me.
What's that, Mum?
[June] When I woke up this morning,
I saw the birds outside the window,
and I thought,
why don't we have goose for Christmas?
- What do you think, Con? Shall we?
- [Baby June crying]
- Yeah. Yeah, let's We'll do a goose.
- Yeah.
- That's a brilliant brilliant plan.
- You know turkey turkey's very boring.
- It's always very dry, isn't it?
- Yeah.
- Goose is a great idea, Mum.
- Juicy.
- We've had turkey every year.
- We should order one from Butler's.
They'll give you a discount if you smile.
I've always liked a cheap bird.
- [laughs] Oof.
- [Julia] Dad!
- Ooh, ooh, ooh.
- [Connor] Careful.
- [Julia] Careful.
- Don't make me laugh, Bern.
- [Molly] Don't laugh too hard.
- [baby cries]
- [dance music blares]
- Fuck. Oh shit, oh shit.
Give me that.
[Julia] Silly old Grandad.
[New Age music playing]
[woman] Try and see your family
not as anger
or a disturbance to your energy,
but as a separate energy altogether.
Stay neutral.
Breathe into your heart space.
Hi, I'm Jenny.
- It's nice to meet you.
- I'm Patrick.
- Um, Connor.
- Hi. Jenny.
- Lovely to meet you.
- Hello.
- [Julia] Hello.
- Patrick.
- Connor.
- Lovely to meet you.
- Hi, nice to meet you. Hi.
- [Patrick] Lovely to meet you.
- We're the palliative care team.
- From
Yes, it says that on your thingies.
- Oh yeah, so it does, yeah. Course.
- Silly me. [Chuckles]
So what we'd like to talk about...
Actually, could you just stop talking
for a second?
I just wanna figure out
what I need to say here.
Look, I know that your job
is to help people die. Nobody says it.
It doesn't say it on the leaflets,
but that is ultimately your job, isn't it?
Here's what's gonna happen.
We are going to take my mother home
as soon as possible.
So you're not gonna
get to sit stroking her hand
while slowly killing her with opiates
or counsel us
through the toughest days of our life.
Uh uh Our life?
Her life. Her life, of course.
- What you can do...
- Can I just say...
No, you can't, Patrick. Sorry.
What what you can do
is make sure that everything is in place
so that we can take her home tomorrow.
- [Connor] Um Mols, just
- Yeah?
- Yeah?
- I think
Well, our mother's a really clever woman.
- And, like, she knows her own mind.
- Yeah.
She does. She she
she knows what she does and doesn't want.
- Yeah.
- Our mother's a really clever woman.
She knows her own mind.
She knows what she does and doesn't want.
[whispers] And even if she is
aware of her situation,
she may have consciously made a decision
just to ignore it.
Denial.
Powerful survival tool.
I'm so sorry.
It's been a really challenging day.
- We haven't
- We
- [Molly] One more thing...
- If you can forgive my sister
My mother will most certainly
I know because I spend,
next to Connor, most time with her.
My mother will most certainly not want
to go into hospice.
So don't even think
about bringing hospice up, okay?
- Ignore it.
- [Jenny] Right.
Um, that's what she chose
in her advanced care plan.
- And with it being Christmas
- What?
the hospices are overcrowded anyway.
- So we...
- Sorry, wait. What advanced care plan?
Yes, we met her here a few weeks ago
and discussed it.
We Sorry, we thought you'd be aware.
- So what was discussed?
- What? Advanced care plan?
- When
- Where's she fucking advancing to?
- Wait. One at a time, you two.
- Did
Stop it. Uh Sorry.
What what was discussed?
- So our job is to set out all the options.
- Well, you've done that.
So you can go now.
[poignant music playing]
I'm so sorry.
[Helen] Thank you!
Oh, my yoga mat.
Shit. Wait, I forgot my mat!
Stop, stop! Sorry.
[sighs]
Thank you.
[indistinct chatter]
[girls] Hello!
[Velcro ripping]
- Have some. Want some, no? Fancy it?
- [Benji] Yes!
[Bernard] Go on. Here you are, then.
Try that, then. Here.
[Velcro ripping]
There you are. All right.
[mouths]
[sighs]
[elevator chimes]
[elevator PA] Second floor.
Squares. These are called applications.
- Yeah. Uh
- Okay?
What was all that white stuff
coming down outside?
Hi. Hi, everyone.
- [Bernard] Oh, Hels.
- I'm here.
Oh!
- [Bernard] Hey! Hels Bells!
- [Julia] You made it! Well done.
- Oh, Mummy. Oh, you're breathing.
- [Molly] Brilliant. You're here. Wow, wow.
Oh, God, you look amazing.
Your skin's, like, iridescent.
- Hmm.
- I brought you these.
I'll just Is that all right?
- How did you get here, darling?
- Oh, I just hopped on a plane.
You know, I told you, never wear yellow.
- 'Cause it doesn't suit you, darling.
- [sighs] Oh my God!
- [June] Mmm.
- [Helen] Mwah!
- It's lovely to see you anyway.
- [Julia] So nice to see you, yeah.
[Helen] Can't believe I'm here!
God! Was the flight okay?
- Yeah, so easy, yeah.
- Oh, great.
- It was all fine.
- [Bernard] Put on a few extra inches.
You're startin' to look like me!
- Oh yeah. Um
- Oh my God.
- Guys [laughs]
- Oh my God!
- Fuck off.
- [Helen] Yay!
- What? What the fuck?
- Are you okay?
- [Connor] Holy shit!
- Oh my God!
- Aaah!
- [Julia] Congratulations!
- [Helen] Thank you!
- [Bernard] Fucking hell.
- Thank you! I know, I know!
- Oh my God, Mum!
[Connor] That was a fucking surprise.
I was waiting to tell everyone
at Christmas in person.
- But here I am.
- What...
- Here we are.
- [Connor] Shit.
- Look, Mummy.
- Oh, darling.
- I can't...
- A nice little squidgy grandbaby for you.
Due on Easter Sunday. How lovely is that?
- Give me a cuddle.
- I wanted to tell you before Christmas.
- I can't believe this. I genuinely can't.
- [Bernard] What's the row about?
- Are you all right?
- [June] She's pregnant.
- [Julia] She's pregnant. Having a baby.
- [June] Wash your ears out.
- [Bernard] Oh.
- Oh! Look at you!
You look amazing!
You're so big now.
- Do you remember me?
- No!
[Helen] Oh no!
- [Molly] Tibby.
- [June] Oh, that's terrible.
- Bagsy not telling Helen that Mum's dying.
- [Molly] It's Auntie Hels!
[Helen] You do know me!
Oh my God, I've missed you so much.
- So much!
- One, two, three, four, five seven.
Eight grandkids, June!
[Helen] Oh my God, look who it is!
Hello, Ben!
- Is Matt happy?
- Uh
Where is he? Is he coming?
Yeah, he's, um
he's at a silent retreat at the moment.
- [June] Aww.
- [Julia] Helen's having a baby!
Um, I think I'm just gonna I'm gonna
Mum, I'm gonna see
if someone can fix the telly.
- All right?
- [Julia] You look well.
[Helen] No, I don't
I don't want to know. I think
Fuck.
[suspenseful music playing]
[breathing heavily]
[grunts]
Oh fuck. [Sighs deeply]
[elevator PA] Second floor.
Doors opening.
Doors closing.
[breathing shakily]
[whimpers]
Slow. Go slow. Hold my arm if you want to.
- [Benji] No!
- All right, okay. All right.
- [Benji] See!
- [Julia] I've got it.
[gasping]
[elevator chimes]
- [elevator PA] Fifth floor.
- [sobbing]
Doors opening.
[sniffles and sobs]
[sighs]
- [Bernard] So I
- Bern?
[Bernard] What?
Isn't it time, maybe
you know, they were all going?
- [Benji yells]
- [Bernard] Yeah, yeah, all right.
- All right.
- [Molly] Okay.
- Of course.
- [Julia] That's a good idea.
[Julia] Come on, sweetie, come. Up we go.
- Up we get. Good boy.
- [Helen] Love you, Mum. Love you, Dad.
- Bye, darling.
- [Julia] Good boy.
[woman sobbing quietly]
[gentle, poignant music playing]
- [Molly] Dad.
- [Bernard] You're gonna
- [Julia] Bye-bye. Bye, Dad. I'll ring you.
- Bye.
[Julia] All right.
Come on, then, sweetie. Let's go.
[door closes]
[silence]
[June sighs]
You all right, Junie?
[June sighs shakily]
- [poignant music playing]
- [sniffles]
[sighs]
- [music fades]
- That's a big family, June.
So lovely they can all be here for you.
[June] Mmm. It's unusual.
It hasn't happened like that
for I can't remember how long.
[nurse] Families.
[June] Yeah, well
[door opens]
- [Connor] Hi
[June] Oh! There he is.
- How you doing?
- I'm fine.
How are you?
Yeah.
Better get Dad back.
- Dad?
- [Bernard] Yeah?
- Dad!
- [Bernard snores]
Hit him, will you?
- Mr. Cheshire?
- [Bernard grunts]
[louder] Mr. Cheshire?
- [Bernard mumbling] All right
- Ooh
- All right, love
- It's, um it's time to go home now.
Oh.
- [chuckles] Unbelievable.
- [Bernard] Oh, yeah, yeah. Uh
- [Connor] Love you, Mum.
- All right, my darling.
- [Connor] Love you.
- [Bernard] Careful. Yeah. Ow!
She'll wear you out.
- Night, darling.
- [Bernard] All right. Tallyho!
Night night. Oh, thank you.
Oh. [Whimpers]
Oh goodness.
- [sighs]
- Do you want to talk about anything, June?
- Oh God, no.
- [snorts]
- [sighs]
- That's a relief.
[chuckles]
What's your name?
I'm sorry, I've forgotten.
Angeli Ikande.
- Angeli?
- Mm-hmm.
My grandma had a dream
and was told I was gonna be born,
apparently,
so I was named Angel.
- That's what it means.
- Angel.
What a beautiful name.
Thank you.
- Good night, June.
- Good night.
Buzzer's there if you need me.
[door opens]
[door closes]
- [Bernard] Don't I won't do that here.
- [water splashing]
- [Connor] Oh crap.
- [Bernard] What?
- [Connor] The door's stuck. Fuck.
- Is it?
- [Bernard] What is it? Oh. Oh.
- [Connor] What's that noise? Oh fuck.
- There's water coming from the ceiling.
- [Bernard] Oh fuck Eh?
[Connor] There's water
coming from the ceiling.
- [Bernard] I'll put the lights on.
- [Connor] No, don't touch the lights!
- Fuck's sake.
- [Bernard] Not good, is it?
- Oh.
- [Connor] Oh, for God's sake.
Um, you wanna get a
get a flannel or something, Con?
- I've got it.
- [Connor] You left the tap on, Dad!
I've never
I've never found a better culinary pairing
than Guinness and pork scratchings, Con.
- I I never
- Dad, shut up.
- I can't hear what Helen's saying.
- What?
Yep. Uh [sighs]
Go
- Okay.
- Go on, Hels.
[Molly] If Mum can't go home, she'll have
to stay at mine, and that's that.
- Do you mean to your house, Molly?
- Of course. Who else's?
To stay with her?
- Ask ask her.
- [Molly] Yes, to stay with me.
And then Connor and you and Dad, Helen,
can stay with Julia.
Yeah. Yeah, great, whatever. Yeah.
Absolutely fine. That's a very good idea.
- Plenty of room. Yeah.
- Okay, okay.
- That's good.
- Yeah.
[Helen] Oh my God.
How how did this even happen?
Dad forgot to turn the taps off.
No, I never. No, I never did.
- Absolutely unbelievable.
- It is unbelievable.
Mercury is in retrograde though.
You know that.
Okay, moving on.
- What if
- What if
No, Mum's just gonna come
and stay at mine.
No, no, what what if
- Sorry, I
- [Molly] No.
- No.
- I'm just gonna say this.
- We have got the downstairs space.
- No. No.
- No!
- With the en suite and underfloor heating.
- So it's ve very warm.
- No.
[Julia] Really easy.
- We can fit you in there as well, Dad.
- Yeah.
- [Julia] That'd be nice. There's the TV.
- Big telly. Fucking big telly.
- It might just be a bit more
- Yeah, that could work.
[Molly] Go on, say it.
- [Julia] What?
- Roomy.
- [whispers] I fucking wasn't gonna say it.
- Okay. Okay.
Maybe we can find
some kind of happy middle ground.
There is no happy middle ground, Helen.
- Yeah, I think I'm gonna go now.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Connie, I'll call you back.
- Jesus.
- Oh my God.
- [Julia] What are you doing?
- Just clearing the space.
Because I don't think any of us are okay.
It's all a bit stressful.
Feel like there's this big ball of
of red energy, and it's not good.
We have to visualize
giving the ball a big hug
and then just letting it go
off into the ether.
So I think
I think you'll be comfortable at mine.
I mean, Dad had
a really good sleep last night.
- And there's a plan, I think
- [Bernard] Yeah.
that we're all happy with,
so don't worry.
It was definitely frozen pipes, Junie.
I I think it's that old plumbing,
you know.
Do you know, I think I'll
I think I'll just stay here,
if that's all right.
Hmm?
If no one minds.
I feel safe here, darling.
Well, that's great you feel safe, Mummy.
That's all that matters.
- [June] Mmm.
- Mmm.
The team would probably think
that's wise too, June. Hmm.
[Julia] Yeah, okay.
Darling, anyway, you look exhausted.
You've got too much work.
- Hmm.
- You could do with a tan.
Mmm. Yeah.
Could you look after this for me, darling?
Look, it keeps slipping off.
It's, um I think my fingers have shrunk.
Is there anything more I can do for you,
anything to make you more comfortable?
Um
June, do you remember
we were chatting this morning
about the blood thinners
you've been having?
- You wanted me to remind you.
- Yes, that's right. Uh
I hate that needle in my tummy every day.
I mean, what's that for?
[Dr. Titford] We don't want you
to have any more complications,
and deep vein thrombosis
can be very nasty.
I don't want those things now.
I just wish I could go to the loo.
You know, I can't do that.
- I'll have a chat with him.
- [Dr. Titford] Ah. Yes.
In that case, we will need you to sign
on a little dotted line, I'm afraid.
Yeah, well, Jules can sign that for me,
can't you, darling?
Hmm. Yes, of course. Well, look,
I'm very glad you decided to stay.
I'll tell you what.
We could have a little chat.
- And then I can maybe do those forms now?
- [Dr. Titford] Yes.
- I've got them in the office.
- Okay.
- Toodle-oo. I'll pop back tomorrow.
- Bye, Doctor.
- I'll be back in a sec.
- [Helen] Yes.
[Julia] Dr. Titford
Maybe we can decorate the room
like it's like it's home.
- [Dr. Titford] Sure.
- Get a Christmas tree.
And put some nice tinsel up and stuff.
I mean, that'd be lovely.
-I'd love that
-[Bernard] They're freezing.
- Lovely idea.
- Yeah, nice, Hels.
- [scribbling]
- [footsteps approaching]
What are you doing?
I'm just filling in this form.
Mum doesn't want the blood thinner,
so I have to sign this thing.
Why are you signing it?
Because I've got power of attorney, Molly,
that's why.
Oh my God,
what the fuck's that on your finger?
Mum's ring. She asked me to look after it.
- That's very nice of you, isn't it?
- She asked me to look after it.
I'm not keeping it,
if that's what you're implying.
- Well, then why did she give it to you?
- I don't know, because I was nearest.
She's never gonna give it to Helen
to look after, is she?
Well, I'm here now,
so you can just give it to me.
No.
It doesn't matter who has it.
She just wanted someone
to be responsible for it.
[Molly] Responsible.
Yep, the aura of maturity.
Shame we can't all have it. Um
I've drawn up a rota,
just for visiting hours.
Obviously, Dad can come and go,
but the rest of us
should stick to the timetable.
Why why does there have to be
a timetable?
Maybe we should just ask Mum
what she wants.
I'm doing this for Mum, Jules.
I made it so you and I don't overlap.
Please don't be difficult about it.
I'm just trying to make it nice for her.
[mouse clicking]
[sighs]
None of this stuff is important, you know.
Dr. Titford said
that I have to sign this today.
Yeah, I wasn't talking about the forms.
[upbeat instrumental version
of "Good King Wenceslas" playing]
[Molly] Hi, Mum!
- [Tibalt] Nanna! Nanna, Nanna!
- [June] Oh my goodness!
- Look at this lot. Hello.
- [Jerry] Hello, June!
[June] Hello, everyone.
- [gasps] What have you got there?
- Hi, Nanna. My Advent calendar.
- Your Did you make this?
- [Tibalt] I helped.
Did you? Was it a team effort?
- [Ben giggling]
- [Ella] Whee!
[Ella] One, two, three
- Sh. One sec.
- Shall we do that again, Ben?
- [Molly] I'm all right.
- [June] The biggest bobble I've ever seen!
- [Benji] Louder!
- [Ella] Hokey cokey?
Heads, shoulders, knees and toes
[children laughing]
Oh, they've got Look, little faces!
I love them.
When are you coming home?
[June] Um, I will in the end.
- [Benji] Knees and toes
- Okay, you guys.
Let's all go
and grab a hot chocolate, shall we?
Don't play with that,
because that's Nanna's special thing.
[music fades]
[Alfie] Yeah, Ben, hot chocolate.
Can we get marshmallows?
- [Ella] And whipped cream?
- [Alfie] Yeah!
[Nancy] Oh, it's a lovely morning, June.
[machinery whirring]
- [chimes]
- [Nancy] Perhaps I'll bring you a tea?
[poignant music playing]
- in your face
- Don't make it too flat.
No, I won't.
[drumming]
[mouths] Hi.
[Tibalt] Bottle of wine.
- [Jerry] It's not wine.
- [Tibalt] Bottle of prosecco.
[inaudible]
[Bernard] "Dickens character
visited by ghosts."
- Go on?
- Scrooge.
[Bernard] Yeah! Bloody hell!
- You've seen You looked at these!
- [Angeli] No, promise. No, no.
[Bernard] I'm gonna do this one.
Uh, seven across
- You all right, June?
- [Bernard] Uh, right, 11 down.
[tuts] Nothing. Nothing.
[inaudible]
Benji would like that.
[coughs]
- It's all right, Gran.
- [Julia] Here.
[inaudible]
[June] Oh!
Trick it. Try and trick it.
[coughing]
Don't fuss, darling.
- Cake. I love cake.
- [Julia] Yeah!
[Connor laughs]
- [Julia] I love cake.
- [Benji] Yummy.
- [Benji] The trumpet!
- [Julia] The trumpet! Well done!
- [Benji] Snap!
- [Julia] Oh!
[music fades]
[sighs]
- [Angeli] Mm-hmm.
- [man] Yeah.
- And that'll take you forward.
- [man] Yeah.
Same again on the right hand.
- All right?
- [man] Oh, okay.
- [Angeli] Okay, enjoy your adventure.
- [man] Oh.
- Thank you. Thank you.
- Oh, hey.
- [whispers] What's happening in there?
- Oh, um
He's too ill to tick off his bucket list,
so we had a little fundraiser
and got him one of those.
- [patient] Oh! Oh!
- [woman] Oh!
- He's climbing Everest this morning.
- [woman] More? More?
- [patient] Yes.
- [woman chuckles] Yes!
- [patient] Oh, it's wonderful.
- [patient and woman laughing]
- [patient sighs]
- [woman] Yeah!
Bethlehem?
We have to travel
all the way to Bethlehem?
That's so far!
And Mary is, well
Well, she's about to have a baby!
[monitors beeping]
[phone ringing]
Connor.
[sighs]
She loves you very much, you know.
[sighs] I don't want her to die.
My mum died in hospital.
When I was eight.
I wasn't there.
I was at school, so I missed it.
All the grown-ups around me kept saying,
"She wasn't in any pain," and
I'll always have a mum in my heart, and
And she is, she is in my heart, but
Everything else they said was rubbish.
They all told me that she was ready.
But I'll never really know.
It would've been easier
if I'd known when she was gonna go.
[sniffles] That's why I
I make it my duty
to make sure people get good goodbyes.
That's all that matters.
[poignant music playing]
[Angeli sniffles]
- [June coughing]
- [Angeli] June, here you are.
[June swallows]
Thank you.
Oh, disgusting.
[groans]
I feel so undignified.
[sighs]
Everything's such an effort.
Well, June,
you're actually doing wonderfully.
We've all been saying
what a trouper you are.
- [gasps] Really?
- Mm-hmm.
Oh, that's lovely.
Thank you, darling.
[Angeli humming]
[June] Oh?
What's that? Is that that Ray Charles?
- You know what? I don't actually know.
- Oh.
- [humming]
- Oh. Maybe it's Sinatra?
- [Angeli] That's it.
- Oh
No, no, it sounds
sounds like Ray Charles.
Okay, you stay standing for me, June.
- [sighs]
- That's it.
- [groans]
- You all right?
- [June] Mmm.
- Okay.
[June breathing shakily]
- [bed whirs]
- [sighs]
- Lovely.
- You know, I don't really like Sinatra.
- Ready?
- Or Bob Dylan, actually.
Or Picasso. [Winces]
[groans]
Mmph.
I mean, I've never admitted it.
'Cause, you know, you can't really say
what you think.
- [Angeli laughs]
- Can you?
- Right. Ready?
- Mm-hmm.
You know,
Bernie used to sing Ray Charles to me.
[sighs]
Doesn't do that anymore. [Chuckles sadly]
- Ready?
- Mmm.
Come on.
Three, two, one.
[June whimpers]
[groaning]
[panting]
[Angeli] And how's the pain?
Do you want a top-up of the morph?
- Do you know, I think I will.
- [chuckles]
Or do do you think
I should wait till later?
Well, I think you're very good
at being brave, June.
But today doesn't need to be
the day for that.
So why don't I get you a cup of tea
and some drugs,
and we can watch a bit of Bake Off?
- How does that sound?
- Sounds like bliss.
[Angeli chuckles]
- [man] Morning, Nadiya.
- [Nadiya] Morning.
- Nadiya, tell us
- [Angeli] Oh, I love her.
So I'm doing a chocolate tart
with chocolate pastry,
and then it's gonna have a layer
of salted caramel and peanut,
and then a layer of chocolate mousse, and
- How do you think they're doing?
- [woman] Nadiya will make
- Your lot?
- [June] Mmm.
- [woman] chocolate mousse
- Not too bad.
- and chocolate ganache.
- Connor's a sweet soul, isn't he?
- [Nadiya] Truffle and
- Yes, he is. He's wonderful.
I mean,
the way he looks after me is wonderful.
[Nadiya] I'm gonna use something
called tapioca maltodextrin
[Angeli] I'm not sure
about how the girls are doing, June.
Hard to say.
[sighs]
[Tom] Oh, babe, you sure you can manage?
[Julia] Yeah, yeah, no,
of course I can manage, darling.
- Sorry. I'm just tired. Uh sorry
- Sorry, I didn't hear what you said.
There's a dodgy patch in the kitchen,
and you dropped out. What did you say?
It doesn't matter.
It really doesn't matter. Don't worry.
[sighs]
Fuck! Fucking thing.
[sighs]
[sighs]
- [elevator PA] Doors opening.
- [gasps]
[distant sirens wailing]
[sighs]
Doors closing.
[commentator] Oh, and there's
a big chance. Acapulco
Oh fu Oh, oh, look!
- Look at Acapulco! Pass, you plonker!
- [Connor] Sh!
- Oh fuck! Oh, what was that?
- Dad!
- Sh! Sh!
- Oh, you're stupid, mate! Stupid!
You're a stupid fake, mate! Fuck!
- [Julia] Hi.
- [Connor] Oh, hiya.
How's, um how's everyone doing?
[Bernard] What the bloody hell's that?
- A fridge?
- [June] What's that?
[Julia] Yeah, yes, it is.
You could've told me earlier.
I've been drinking warm ones all morning.
I thought it would be useful
to keep things in
for when you have visitors, Mum.
You know,
wine and snacks and things, you know.
Cheese and crackers.
- Heineken.
- [Bernard] Gah!
What? What was that?
Oh fuck! Look, bloody
I could've scored from there!
A bloody toe could've scored from there!
- Dad, shut up.
- Darling, is that really necessary?
I mean, no one's gon
gonna be coming to see me
because they'll be busy
with their Christmases, so
- Mummy.
- You know.
So many people love you.
Of course they'll want to come.
Heather and Derek from number 58
have said they'd love to pop in.
No, no, no.
Please tell them not not to bother.
[sighs] I'll be seeing them on Boxing Day
for drinks anyway, so
- [commentator] And that's one-nil
- Okay.
Well, listen, I'm not stopping.
I'll be back at seven.
- When I've got the ravioli from Franco's.
- Can you take that off me, darling?
- It's very heavy.
- Oh yes, horrible thing. All right.
[Bernard] Pass, you plonker! Oh!
- Give Franco my love, will you?
- Yeah. [Chuckles]
- I always thought he was very dishy.
- Yeah, of course I will.
- All right, I'll see you later.
- Here, here, wait for me.
You can give me a lift to the offie
now we've got that fridge.
Yeah, make myself useful. [Grunts]
Right, grab my wheelchair there,
will you, Jules?
You are unbelievable.
- No, you can walk to the car, fatty.
- All right.
Well, I hope you've parked nearby.
We can get some fish and chips
on the way back, Jules.
- Fuck's sake. Come on, say bye to Mum.
- Kebab or something. All right.
- Bye, darling. See you in a bit.
- [Julia] Come on.
[Bernard sighs] All right!
- I'm a bit stiff from sitting down.
- [Julia] Your coat, Dad.
- [Bernard] I've been there a long time.
- [Julia] Still need it.
[door closes]
[sighs]
Read to me, Con.
I'm not really good at reading out loud
to people, Mum.
Always makes me feel like
I'm gonna be sick.
This is a good time to try.
"If there are any heavens"
My mother will
All by herself, have one
[bittersweet music playing]
[Connor inhales shakily]
It will not be a pansy heaven
Nor a fragile heaven
Of lilies of the valley
But it will be a heaven
Of black-red roses
[sighs]
My father will be deep like a rose
"Tall like a rose"
[continues softly]
[music fades]
[playing recorder shrilly]
[playing loudly and discordantly]
[recorder fades]
How are we?
- [sighs]
- [Connor] Yeah.
What does that mean?
You all right?
Where's Mum? Is she in the loo?
[sighs]
[Helen exhales deeply]
[Helen exhaling loudly]
Oh, for fuck's sake,
she's been in there too long.
We should check on her.
- No
- She could be dead!
[Connor] You know she's really, um
She's really weak.
You know that, don't you?
[whispers] She's not good.
[whispers] Okay, I mean, I can't bear it.
I'm just gonna check on her.
I'm just gonna do it.
Mummy?
Do you need a hand in there?
[whispers] Oh my God,
I'm just gonna go in.
[sighs]
- [door closes]
- Are you all right, Mum?
[June sighs]
Darling, why are you wearing yellow?
I told you, it really doesn't suit you.
[Helen sighs]
[June groans]
- [sighs]
- Hmm.
Oh, no, no, don't hold my hand, darling.
You your palms are all sweaty.
Oh. Sorry.
[sighs]
Matt isn't coming for Christmas, is he?
No.
He's He can't. He can't come.
Hmm.
[gasps]
- Oh, my stomach.
- Oh God.
- My stomach hurts.
- Oh, Mummy.
- Could I have a
- What, a nurse?
- No. No. Could I have a...
- A hug?
No, no, no. Shut up, Helen.
- I just want a glass of water, please.
- Yes.
Darling, my mouth's so dry, and ugh.
- [water running]
- My tongue tastes horrible.
- Here you go. Here, here.
- [sighs]
[June] Mmm.
- Is that enough?
- Mmm.
Oh, I love you, darling.
I love you too, Mum.
I love this one too.
Can't wait to give it a cuddle,
see its little face.
I love the scent of a newborn baby.
[poignant music playing]
[sighs]
[keys jingling]
[car door closes]
[Julia] Oh God, it's freezing.
Um
Dad's gone to the pub.
Uh, here's the key to the side door.
- How is she?
- [Helen] Uh, she's quite hot.
So I've been spritzing her
with Evian spray.
Okay.
- [Helen sobs]
- Oh. Oh, Hels.
- Oh no.
- [Helen] I just
- Sorry. I
- Oh God, oh God, oh God.
Look, I I know this is selfish, but
I mean, yours and Molly's kids have
you know, they've got a Nanna.
And, I don't know, I just always thought
if I actually ever did have a kid, um
It'd have the best Nanna
in the whole world.
[Julia] Aww.
And I'd have my mum
to help me with all of it, and
Mmm.
[laughing] You know,
and maybe a family of my own.
- Oh God. Oh God.
- Come on.
I'm a geriatric pregnant spinster
who puts crystals in her bloody bra,
and I don't know why it took me so long
to have a baby.
I was just busy doing other stuff,
and now I'm just really scared, Jules,
because I'm gonna be a rubbish mum.
Oh, no, no, no, stop. No. No. Come on.
- Yes, I am.
- No, stop it. Stop. Stop.
- Look at me. Look.
- [sobs]
- Okay, first of all
- [exhales]
you are gonna be a great mum,
and Matt's gonna be a brilliant dad.
- Um, no, no, he's not.
- Oh, come on, of course he is.
- No, it's...
- Of course he is. Come on.
He's not gonna be a brilliant dad,
'cause he's not the dad.
We split up ages ago.
What?
I always thought
we were in an open relationship,
but it turns out it was just me
who was sleeping with other people.
Okay. Okay, fuck.
- Yeah.
- Okay.
So so who's the dad, then?
Gustav.
- Gustav?
- Yeah.
This is what he does. He, um
Out of the goodness of his heart, he has
sex with people to help them have a baby.
No charge.
My friend Genevieve did it,
and it worked the first time.
- I promise you, it's absolutely legal.
- Mmm.
I had to sign something that says
he doesn't have any responsibilities.
Okay.
But he he was really nice about it all.
- Aww.
- Honestly.
- Okay, okay.
- Honestly.
Good. That's good.
I just I just left it too late.
It was my only option.
[sighs] You should've said something
sooner, you wally.
I know. Don't tell anyone. [Sniffles]
- [whispers] Okay.
- No, wait, can you? Can
Can you tell them for me? Please.
- 'Cause I can't bear it.
- Okay.
- Yeah, okay.
- Oh, thank you.
- It's all gonna be okay.
- [sobs] Aww.
[Helen laughing and sobbing]
Oh God.
[June] Oh!
Thank goodness you're here.
[Julia laughs]
Helen was driving me crazy.
Oh God, Mum.
[sighs]
- Can you bring me up, darling?
- Oh, yeah.
[June coughs]
[Julia] This one, then this one.
There we go.
- How are you feeling?
- Mmph.
There. Okay?
I'm never gonna see that baby, am I?
[sighs]
[whispers] I I don't think you are, Mum.
But they'll be they'll be fine, really.
- Helen will be okay, I promise.
- Oh God.
Don't talk about it. You'll make me cry.
No, all right. No, don't. Let's Oh, here.
Stop. Here we are. Come on. Come on.
- Take that there.
- Thank you. [Sniffles]
- Anyway, what have we got for tonight?
- Right.
- We have got
- Mm-hmm?
ravioli with butter and sage.
Oh! Oh, that sounds delicious.
- I know.
- Can I have a sniff of it?
Let's see There we go. Oh my God.
- Mmm.
- Oh, yes, here.
Oh!
That's wonderful.
Maybe maybe I'll have some later. Mmm?
- Mummy.
- Yeah?
[whispers] I've got something to show you.
[gentle, bittersweet music playing]
It's snowing!
Oh!
Oh!
I love watching the snow fall.
Maybe if I'm lucky,
I'll come back as snow.
And then I'll see you all
at Christmastime. [Chuckles]
Yeah.
Where's Dad?
Oh, he's just back at the house.
He'll probably he'll
he'll pop in later, I expect.
You will look after him,
won't you, darling, when I'm gone?
- Course I will.
- Promise?
- Of course I will.
- Yeah, 'cause you're the strong one.
Mum, now, look, you just
Just don't you worry, okay?
About any of this.
Just don't worry about them.
They will they will all be fine.
I I I'll make sure they are. I will.
Yes, but, you know, not in the
In that overbearing sort of way
that you do sometimes, all right?
[whispers] Okay.
[June] Hmm.
[chuckles]
You don't mind if I die, do you, darling?
[whispers] Mum.
No. No, Mum.
- Mummy, of course I don't mind.
- Good.
Good. That makes me feel better.
Have you got any mascara?
Um Yeah, I think
I think I have got some.
Come on, then. Make me look presentable.
I've never died before.
I wanna look nice when it happens.
[chuckling] Okay.
- [June] Mmm?
- Okay.
- A bit of lipstick as well, maybe.
- All right.
There we go.
[inaudible]
[gentle, bittersweet music swells]
[rattling]
- [Angeli] Morning, June.
- [birdsong]
[Angeli] How are we this morning?
Have you seen this?
Well, a rota.
- Helpful?
- Take a proper look at it.
[coughs]
Oh, I see. There's no, uh
crossover between Julia and Molly.
- Is that that what you mean?
- She's done that deliberately.
[sighs]
Oh.
It's been like that for years.
I mean, I really
I wish they'd sort it out, I really do.
Families are hard, June.
Girls are harder than boys.
And I've got three of them.
I think I say the wrong things.
I mean, I just I just say it how it is.
Well, it seems to be
a great strength of yours, June,
so why aren't you doing it now?
I need to get them in here together.
Are you sure they'd come?
They would
if they thought I was about to die.
[man] That's it. Baby steps.
I can take you now.
[phone ringing]
- Hello?
- [Angeli] Hello. Is this Julia?
- Yes, it's me.
- This is Nurse Angel from Princess Mary.
Oh God, is everything okay?
She's asking for you.
I think you should come in.
[Jerry] "to go to sleep with."
- "But Dave kept waking up."
- Oh, Jerry, take the baby.
- I have to go to the hospital.
- [Jerry] You all right?
I'll see you soon, my darlings.
- [Jerry] Bye.
- Is Mum okay?
- [Jerry] Yeah. She's fine, yeah.
- [door closes]
- [Junie fusses]
- Will she be back in time for breakfast?
[Jerry] Yeah, she'll be back very soon,
I would think, yeah.
Now then, Junie, you've come in
halfway through the story here.
You don't know what's goin' on, do you?
Shall we start from the beginning?
Tib, what do you think?
From the beginning?
Yeah. Okay, Dad.
[TV playing]
- [knocking]
- [door opens]
- Uh, Bernie?
- [Bernard] Mmm?
[Angeli] It's, uh, time
for June's bed bath.
Now, you're welcome to stay,
or bacon sandwiches are on special
in the canteen.
It's up to you.
Oh, right. Uh my
- Oh.
- Yeah.
All right.
All right, love. I I'll, uh
Won't be long.
Fuck. Oh!
[grumbling]
[door opens]
[man on TV] That's a solid return there.
And after three months,
see how the transformation went,
and find out if this "have a go" paid off.
Coming up, another chance
Mmm.
Mmm.
Bread's a bit [mumbles]
I don't want it.
[sighs]
Fucking miserable places, aren't they, eh?
Hmm!
Miserable. Fucking miserable.
Miserable. Yeah.
[sighs] Yeah.
[car door closes]
[lively music playing]
- [Angeli inhales] Okay, here they come.
- [car door closes]
[gasps]
[panting]
[door opens]
Hi.
[Julia panting]
Mum.
You know, uh I feel fine now.
It was a false alarm, I think.
Silly me. [Chuckles]
Perhaps I should leave you to it.
[Julia and Molly panting]
[door opens]
I want to write a letter.
[door closes]
For the baby. For Helen.
For both of them.
I thought maybe you girls could help me.
[both sigh]
Got a piece of paper?
[Molly] You didn't have to terrify us.
Bloody hell, Mum.
Yes, I did.
You little shits.
[Molly gasps]
Now sit down.
[sighs]
[both sigh]
I lost my foot, you know.
Yeah. [Chuckles]
Um
Been about your age, yeah.
Yeah, my little 'un,
he was only two, my youngest.
On the barge.
Great big one,
a great big oceangoing one, yeah.
Yeah, no, we were mooring, and, um,
the rope got, uh, caught,
and the boat moved,
and it, like like, squeezed it,
wound itself round, like,
and squeezed it fucking
Fucking clean off!
Oop!
Yeah! [Chuckles]
Yeah, I know,
they stitched it back on, like, yeah.
Amazing, really, innit? Yeah, they
Put me back together.
Stitched it back on, put me back together.
Yeah.
Only not up here though.
[poignant music playing]
[June] "And your aunties,
Mol and Julia, will be there for you",
because, even though
I know they've had their differences,
"I also know
that they love each other, really."
"I love them both so much,
but I love them twice as much
when they love each other."
Do you wanna go first, or
I wanted to be exactly like you
when I was little.
I would've done anything you asked me.
I wanted to wear what you wore,
have the same fizzy drink
with two straws in it.
Same crisps, fuck's sake.
I even asked for a hamster
'cause you got one for your birthday.
I fucking hate hamsters.
I was 13 when you left home,
and I hated you for leaving.
I hated you for going
because I loved having you around.
And then you didn't come home as much,
and I just felt like I never saw you.
And I think I felt a bit abandoned.
Then you became
this big, successful person,
and I was still digging around
down the back of the sofa
for spare change.
[sighs]
Can you not see how that
just would've driven me completely insane?
[sighs heavily]
And you've always had such nice hair.
It's so fucking annoying.
- [Julia sighs]
- [distant siren wailing]
Jules?
[sighs]
[unzipping]
Do you want a Snickers?
Yeah.
[machine clatters]
[bleeping]
[sighs]
Thanks.
[sighs]
And you've got Tom, perfect Tom.
You know, I got pregnant
as soon as I met Jerry,
and I was 22 weeks,
I think, before I found out.
It's amazing Syd's all right, really.
I spent the entire time
smoking weed and drinking vodka.
I've always been juggling so much.
I was terrified
I was gonna drop one of my kids
or leave one behind.
[drops chocolate bar]
In fact, I did.
I left Ella by the baggage carousel
at Heathrow once.
And Tom, yeah
Yeah, Tom's he's lovely.
But he works on the other side
of the flipping world. I'm, um,
on my own most of the time.
At least you've got Jerry around.
It's not always helpful
having Jerry around.
But the point is you you've got a choice.
I wish I could stay at home with my kids.
That's the one thing I can't do.
I have so many responsibilities.
I have to pay for our life.
[sobs] Mum and Dad's mortgage,
and then your mortgage when you can't,
which I know
we're not supposed to talk about.
Helen's therapy.
Connor's next crisis.
[sobbing]
I do it all.
[inhales forcefully]
[groans]
Mum's dying, but it's the most time
I've spent with my kids in years.
And then there's the guilt.
All the school plays I've missed
and the football matches and [sniffles]
You know, you're that mother
who stands on the sidelines,
handing out the homemade flapjacks.
Oh
You you're really there for them.
[sighs]
You're so lucky.
[sighs]
[sighs]
[sighs]
[chocolate wrapper rustling]
[sighs]
Do you remember those sandals,
the ones with the
Two blue flowers
and a red flower across the toe?
[Julia] Um
No.
Yeah, you do. Mum got you them
that Hayling Island holiday.
You remember them.
And I was so jealous
that I held my breath and passed out.
Dad was so cross with me and you
that he threw us out and made us walk.
Threw us out of the car.
And then Connor
was so upset, he was sick in Helen's hair.
We had to go back
and get me a pair to match.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, I remember.
[sighs]
And then we had the exact same ones.
[chuckles]
[whispers] We were matching.
[laughs]
[sighs]
And then you left one of yours,
the left foot, on the beach.
We went back, but we couldn't find it.
Oh yeah. [Sniffles]
And, do you remember,
I lost the left foot of my pair?
Oh
Why are we talking about this?
'Cause I didn't lose it.
I buried it.
- What?
- I buried it, in the garden at number 75.
'Cause I wanted to be matching.
Oh!
- [sniffles]
- Look.
I know that, um, I have wanted
to circumcise your face
for quite some time.
[chuckles]
But I know you're a really good person.
[whispers] I'm sorry.
[sighs] I'm sorry too.
[gentle, bittersweet music playing]
[sighs]
Do you wanna cook
the Christmas dinner together?
Yeah.
That'd be really nice.
[bleeping]
[June] There.
[Molly] "Wancer."
What's "wancer"?
Wanker, darling.
There you go. Ten mils of morphine, June.
It'll drip through nice and slow
over the next ten hours.
[June] Mmm.
Means you'll get some sleep tonight.
I'll pop back in a bit.
You can't have wanker with a C, Mum.
That's not even a proper word.
[June] Oh, let me cheat.
- I haven't cheated enough in my life.
- [door closes]
Honestly, I wish
I'd been a bit more of a slut.
- [laughs]
- You know, misbehaved a bit more. Go on.
[Molly sniffles]
Go on, put it back.
- Yeah.
- [chuckles]
How's your sister?
We're cooking Christmas lunch together.
- [gasps]
- [chuckles]
[gentle, poignant music playing]
[June] Mmm.
[chuckles]
Mummy.
[music fades]
[Bernard] Oh. Mmm.
Hey, what what time is it?
[Helen] Hello, sleepyhead.
[Bernard] Hmm?
- [Helen] Dad?
- [Bernard] Huh?
Can you move your beers?
I made some space in the fridge.
Uh well yeah, all right, yeah.
I do need a wee. Uh yeah.
Will do, yeah.
Oof. [Winces]
[groans]
Dad, while you're in there,
can you just get Mum's Christmas vase
from that box, give it a rinse out?
It's just a bit dusty.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I trimmed some holly
we can put in it later.
- [grunts]
- Sh!
- [whispers] Dad!
- [Bernard] What?
- Do it quietly.
- [Bernard] Yeah, all right, yeah.
Uh, all right, Con...
- Connor, wait. Connor. Connor, wait!
- [Connor speaking indistinctly]
- All right, Con!
- That was Mum's bloody Christmas vase.
- Yeah, I know, but...
- Dad, that's one of my first memories. Sh!
Sh!
- My mum, your wife
- Yeah.
Is about to die.
- Yeah, I...
- She's gonna die really fucking soon.
You do realize that, don't you?
'Cause all I've seen you do
is is fucking sleep
and and make shit jokes and drink
and do the crossword puzzle
and not give a shit about anyone.
- Con.
- Or anything except for yourself.
[machinery bleeping]
Have you even noticed where we are, Dad?
You're being completely pathetic!
Please just be there for Mum
and fucking wake up!
Do you even still love her, Dad?
Hmm?
I'm going to the pub.
[melancholy music playing]
[inhales deeply]
[whispers] Fuck.
[woman 1 singing karaoke version
of "Feel Like I Wanna Cry"]
[song finishes]
- [applause]
- [woman 2] Whoo! Whoo!
[woman 1] Thank you very much! Thank you.
[woman 3] Thank you, everyone.
Next up onstage, someone you all know.
[applause]
Barry, has Barry, has my dad been in?
Give me a sec, Con.
- Be with you in two ticks, yeah?
- All right.
[Bernard] I'm Bernie, and, um
Uh, I'm gonna be
singing a song, uh, tonight
called, uh, "Georgia," uh
Yes, it's for my wife.
Some of you might know her, actually.
I know I definitely do. [Chuckles]
Um
- Uh, her name's not Georgia.
- Fuck.
It's, uh, June, Junie.
And, uh
Well, she's not here tonight because, um
She's
Well, 'cause she's
She's in hospital, and, um
She she's not gonna be, um
Not gonna be around
Uh, for much longer.
Um
I wanted to sing this because
So so she knows
I have been a bit of a
Bit of an arsehole
Uh
[sighs]
Bit of a shit dad to my boy and
They're good kids. So, anyway, I ju
This is for all of them.
Anyway, here we go.
["Georgia On My Mind" playing]
[coughs]
[sniffles]
Georgia
Oh, Georgia
[unsteadily] peace I
Just an old sweet song
Keeps Georgia
On my mind
I said Georgia
Oh, Georgia
A song of you
Comes as sweet and clear
As moonlight
Through the pine
[exhales forcefully]
Other arms reach out to me
Other eyes smile tenderly
Still in peaceful dreams I see
The road
Leads back back to you, Junie
Oh, June
Oh, my Junie
No peace
No peace I find
Just an old sweet song
Keeps my Junie
Keeps you on my mind
Keeps my Junie on my mind
["Georgia On My Mind" continues]
[inaudible]
See, over the fuckin'
Over the next couple of days,
the fucking stink in the car!
- We couldn't find
- [Connor laughs]
All right. [Sighs]
- Good luck.
- All right.
All right. [Grunts]
- Go on. Go on.
- [Bernard] That's it, push. That's it.
All right. Got it.
[sighs]
All right. Yeah.
Oh shit.
Dad?
What?
This was the holly
that was gonna go in her Christmas vase.
You should give it to her anyway.
- She'd like that.
- Oh, thank you, my boy. Ah.
- Ah.
- [Connor] Yeah.
[Bernard sighs]
I'm sorry, my darling.
Junie
Oh, Junie
- Junie
- [music fades]
Oh, my Junie
Just an old sweet song
Keeps my Junie
On my mind
I said just an old sweet song
Keeps my Junie
On my mind
Will you sing for me when I die, Bernie?
[scoffs]
Oh, my Junie.
Leave off. You're not gonna die.
Yes, I am.
Oh, my darling girl.
[gentle, poignant music playing]
Con.
[sighs]
[Bernard grunts]
- Christmas Day tomorrow, Con.
- [door closes]
[Connor] Uh
- Don't think it is, Dad.
- It has to be.
[seat belt clicks]
Ah, she's not gonna make it.
Uh
No, we've gotta do Christmas tomorrow.
Okay.
[Bernard] Yeah.
[sighs]
Happy Christmas, then, Dad.
- Hey?
- It's after midnight.
Oh yeah. [Chuckles]
Happy Christmas, my boy.
Attention, please, everyone.
Now, listen. Now
Today today is a very, very special day
because today is Christmas.
- No, it's not!
- It's not, Grandad.
- Christmas is next week.
- Uh, excuse me. Yes, it is.
It's Christmas for your Nanna.
I'm sorry, but do you
do you all love your Nanna?
[children] Yeah.
Well, that was crap, wasn't it?
Now, do you all love your Nanna?
- [children] Yes!
- [Bernard] Yay!
Right, now, are we gonna make this
the best Christmas
the world has ever seen?
- [children] Yes!
- Yes what?
- Yes, please!
- [Bernard] Excellent.
[silence]
[June breathing shallowly]
Don't be scared, Con.
[Connor sniffles]
Just live your life.
Just be exactly who you are.
Thank you for being my mum.
- [children yelling]
- [Bernard] Whoa! Steady!
Aah! Come on, come on!
- [Jerry] I'm back.
- Get everything?
[Jerry] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Jingle bells, jingle bells
- Where are the geese, Jerry?
- Well, about the gooses
- Jerry, where are the geese?
Don't freak out,
but I got something better.
- Dashing through the snow
- Okay?
In a one-horse open sleigh
Go on, ask me.
O'er the fields we go
What the fuck are those?
They are gooduckens.
- Making spirits bright
- What?
So that is a boneless chicken
stuffed inside a boneless duck.
You're thinking, "Is that it?" No!
'Cause they've all been stuffed
inside a boneless goose.
And that is apparently a real thing.
Boom. You're welcome.
And and I got those
for the same price as two gooses.
That's six birds for the price of two!
All right?
Who's the bloody king of shopping now, eh?
[sighs] I love you, you big idiot.
Together in a one-horse
If someone asked us what this felt like,
I don't think I'd be able to describe it.
[Connor] No.
Waiting for someone to die.
- [clinking]
- [June sighs]
[sighs]
[clinking]
- I'm starving.
- Yeah.
It's not even eleven o'clock.
I daren't move because he'll wake up.
Do you want a sandwich?
I can go to the canteen.
- Yeah, have you got cash?
- Bring it here. Yeah, I've got my card.
Okay.
All right.
I'll just be here.
- Do you want shit cheese or shit prawn?
- Both.
Okay. Here's the stickers.
[sighs]
- Hey.
- You all right?
Yeah, thanks.
I'm just gonna get a sandwich.
Okay.
[door opens]
[door closes]
[sobbing]
[sighs]
[sniffles]
[sighs]
[Ella vocalizing]
[Alfie] Guys, quick!
Got a surprise for you, Mum.
- Take you somewhere nice.
- Yeah.
- [jewelry clinking]
- [Connor] Okay.
- [Helen] You ready?
- [Connor] I got this.
[Helen] Let's go.
Where am I going?
- [Connor] Mind the corner.
- [Helen] Whee!
What is first, the shepherds or the kings?
I think it's the shepherds first,
then the kings.
Where are the crowns?
Have you got a crown?
Can you have a little look for me,
see if they're coming?
- Have a little peek.
- [Bernard] Sheep first.
- [Julia] Ben! Let's see. Is Nanna coming?
- [Syd] Like a swing.
- Can you see her? Is she coming?
- [Jerry] Yes, but
- [Syd] I was Mary.
- [Julia] Is she?
[Tibalt] No Nanna.
- [Julia] No one?
- No one.
- Only a chair.
- [Julia] Right.
[Connor] This way.
[elevator PA] Doors opening.
Come in!
Doors closing.
Here, Nanna.
I made this for you.
It's for our show.
- Is this your crown or this one?
- We've gotta find
- [Molly] Great, Syd.
- This is your one?
Tib, we've gotta work out a way of
- You've gotta be a sheep first.
- [baby June crying]
- Then we gotta put the crown on quick.
- [Molly] Is she all right?
- Yeah, sheep first.
- Sheep.
- [Julia] And then crown.
- Then crown.
[Molly] Tib, Tib, turn it off.
Merry Christmas, Nanna.
Stay here. I'm gonna go tell the others.
Alfie, where's the donkey?
- Guys, quick. She's here!
- [Jerry] Oh, she's coming.
- [all whispering] She's here.
- [Julia] Ready?
[Jerry] Okay, listen. Remember, I did
Pirates of Penzance when I was a kid.
- The director said, "Pace, pace, pace."
- [Syd] Dad, stop.
Okay? It's all about pace.
- [Molly] Quick, Tibalt. Tib, turn it off.
- [Tibalt] Wait!
- [all talking]
- [Julia] What does he do?
[Alfie] Where's the donkey?
[Ella] And where's the mat
for the first scene?
[Tibalt] Grandad, you picked one
[Alfie] Guys, where's my beard?
- Here's your beard.
- [Connor] Where's my beard?
- Billy, where's
- Okay, quick.
- Is this good?
- [Bernard] Have we got everything?
- Well, too bad. Get it in.
- [Bernard] Where is it Oh no.
Hurry up!
[whispers] The children have got
a surprise for you.
- [Ella] It's there! Good enough?
- [Bernard] A white coat'll be the sheep?
- Shh!
- [Syd] It's fine.
- Guys, someone help...
- Grandad!
- Sh!
- [Syd] Tibby. Tibby, come here.
- [Bernard] What?
- [Ella] Where's the donkey?
[Billy] My hair.
- Ella! My hair!
- [Ella] It's good!
[Alfie] You need to get ready.
Welcome to the Nativity, Nanna.
Ahem.
"In a small town called Nazareth,
there lived a young woman named Mary."
[Syd] Stop peeking!
[Ella] "One day, an angel
named Gabriel appeared
and told her she was gonna have a baby."
"People said it was a miracle,
an immaculate conception."
Immaculate conception,
much like this one here.
[laughs] Not really.
I had a bit more fun than that.
- Helen, stop it.
- Sorry.
Anyway, um, "Mary and Joseph went down
to Bethlehem to have their baby."
[playing "Little Donkey"]
Little donkey, little donkey
- On the dusty road
- [Ben shouts]
[Alfie] Billy, get on!
- Got to keep on plodding onward
- [Bernard] This way. Come on.
With your precious load
[clicks tongue, stamps foot]
[Connor] Who goes there?
Um, hi, sir.
My wife's having a baby.
[Connor] Congratulations.
Have you got any room?
[Connor] Uh
It's Christmas, mate. We're fully booked.
- [Alfie sighs]
- But you can go in the stable if you want.
It's a bit drafty, but should be okay.
How much?
Um
Ten old monies.
- [Alfie] I'll pay you later.
- [Connor] Deal.
[Alfie] Come on, Mary.
It's nice and warm in there.
Yes, you can have a little lie down.
Joseph, the baby, it's coming.
[gasping]
Focus. You can do this.
Come on, Mary. Dig deep.
- [Billy moaning]
- Come on.
- [puffing]
- [Billy screams]
Breathe!
- Come on. Push!
- [screaming]
- Push! Push!
- [continues screaming]
Yay! Whoo-hoo!
What shall we call it?
How about Jesus?
[all laugh]
Sounds good.
Meanwhile,
the heavenly, beautiful, angelic Gabriel
found the shepherds and the Wise Men.
- Shepherds? Wise Man.
- [Helen] And presented them to baby Jesus.
- Shepherd Yeah.
- [Helen] They brought him some gold
frankincense,
[both] and myrrh!
- You got the gold?
- There you go.
All right, push it. Okay.
- That's it. Come on, this way.
- Come on, Tib.
[Bernard] Come on. Look, Jesus!
- We got you gold! Frankincense!
- [Helen] Oh, lovely!
And myrrh!
- Hooray!
- [all cheering]
Silent night, holy night
All is calm, all is bright
Round yon virgin, mother and child
Away in a manger
No crib for a bed
The little Lord Jesus
Laid down his sweet head
The stars in the bright sky
Looked down where he lay
The little Lord Jesus
Asleep on the hay
The cattle are lowing
The baby awakes
[trailing off] But little Lord Jesus
No crying he makes
- Daddy.
- It's time.
[poignant music playing]
I'm all right.
No, I'm all right. I'm all right.
[Molly] Oh God.
My Junie.
Junie
Oh, Junie
Just an old sweet song
Keeps my Junie
On my mind
I said Junie
Oh, my Junie
A song of you
Comes as sweet and clear
As moonlight through the pines
[poignant music swells]
[music fades]
- [Julia] Lovely.
- [Bernard] What've you got?
- [Ella] Dad, want to come and sit with me?
- [Jerry] Gooducken two years in a row.
- Practically a tradition now.
- [Alfie] Yes!
[optimistic music playing]
[June] Hello, you dear little thing.
[Julia] What have you got?
[June] I hope that one day,
you read this letter
and feel that you've met me, somewhat.
I would've loved nothing more
than to meet you.
You're gorgeous. I know you are.
I bet you look just like your mummy.
She's a very special person, you know.
She's never cared what other people think,
and I've always admired that about her.
But please tell her Nanna said
she really mustn't wear yellow.
She'll listen to you.
I wish I could be there for your arrival,
but you've got a wonderful family
to welcome you.
Your aunties, Molly and Julia,
and your uncle Connor
will always hold your hand,
and they will love you no matter what.
- Shh!
- [June] Like I do.
So much.
I'm so excited for you
to get to know this beautiful world.
You've got it all to look forward to,
my darling.
Make lots of memories.
Good memories help you live forever.
Just like me.
- [Connor] Wow!
- [laughter]
[Connor] Right. Wow.
[June] Oh, now, remember to be silly,
and don't take things too seriously.
It's important to have a good laugh.
Your grandad will show you how to do that.
- [Ella] Can I try some?
- [Bernard] Absolutely nothing!
[June] Please tell Mummy that I miss her.
Tibby!
[June] And I'm so proud of her.
And never, please, never stop telling her
that you love her.
It will make her heart sing.
- [Ella] Makes your lips a bit tingly!
- [Bernard] Oh, yeah, well
- Oh, yeah
- [Julia] It's making them tingle.
[June] I've had a wonderful life
simply being part of this family.
[June chuckles]
My greatest achievement
and my biggest adventure.
Raise your glasses.
To June.
- To Nanna.
- To Mum.
- June.
- To Mum.
- To Mum.
- Merry Christmas, Dad.
[Julia] We love you.
Cheers, darling.
[June] If you ever need me,
I'm still here,
just pottering around
in all my old memories,
jumping from one to the next.
Benji! Benji, it's snowing!
- Aah!
- Hooray!
[June] I will forever be here, my angel,
in heart and soul
until we meet one day.
I love you.
I love you all.
Goodbye.
June.
[optimistic music continues]
[music fades]
A mother's song can never be unheard
Her soothin' voice can calm
The stormy seas with just one word
Little ones
You'll miss me when I'm gone
Go ahead and cry but not for long
The coming snow
Will let you know I'm here
It falls down slow, so gentle, so
To kiss you on your ear
See me in the songs we used to play
That way I will never go away
And when you cry remember
The love I had with you
And always try remember
The last thing we would do
We would have our good goodbye
Just before I close my eyes
We would have our good goodbye
Just before I close my eyes
And when you cry remember
The love I had with you
And always try remember
The last thing we would do
We would have our good goodbye
Just before I close my eyes
We would have our good goodbye
Just before I close my eyes
[music fades]
[gentle, poignant music playing]
[music fades]
- [dog barking]
[Bing Crosby] He sings a love song
As we go along
- Walking in a winter wonderland
- [train passing]
In the meadow, we can build a snowman
And pretend that he's a circus clown
We'll have lots of fun
With Mr. Snowman
[sighs]
Yes, until the other kiddies
Knock him down
Later on
- We'll conspire
- [turns volume up]
As we dream by the fire
- To face unafraid
- [breathing heavily]
- The plans that we've made
- [kettle clatters]
- Walking in a winter wonderland
- [lights gas]
Walking
In a winter wonderland
[man] And on this cold and frosty morning,
we are all officially on countdown,
with 16 shopping days left till Christmas.
- Have you been naughty or nice?
- [urinating]
Here's one of my old favorites
to get us in the mood.
["What Am I Gonna Do This Christmas?"
by Frankie Laine playing]
[gasping]
- What am I gonna do this Christmas
- [toilet flushes]
Without you?
- [gasping shakily]
- [kettle whistling]
- What am I gonna do this Christmas
- [body hits floor]
- [whistling loudly]
- Alone?
Mum?
[whistling continues]
Gazing at
- Dad? Kettle!
- The mistletoe
- [son] Dad!
- And longing for your kiss
Mum!
Why do I have to spend Christmas
Mum? Shit. Mum?
Mum? Fuck.
- Oh Dad? Dad!
- Away from you like this?
Dad!
Do you remember just last Christmas?
Hello? Mum?
- Ambulance, please.
- I held you
- So tight
- [inaudible]
I won't forget last
- Where do I go?
- I don't know. Over here, innit?
I'm just gonna go down the one-way system.
- You're going
- I know. I'm parking.
And Silent Night
It's all right, Mum.
We've got your stuff. We've got your bag.
That we'll be together
But what am I gonna do this Christmas
If you're not here
With me?
[music ends]
[girl] Wait, where are my goggles?
You'll have to borrow some if you didn't
put them in. I did get you new ones.
[girl] Aw, Mum!
- Don't blame me.
- [phone rings]
Well, no, you didn't!
[mum] Well, yes, I did.
- They were on the hall table.
- How did you not see, Ella?
- [Ella] Shut up!
- [mum] Hold on. Ella, help your brother.
- Hi, Suze. Sorry. Okay, couple of things.
- My wife's tired. And having a baby.
- You got any room?
- For God's sake, Alfie.
- [mum] Yeah.
- It's Ahem.
- "Hello, sir. My wife is having a baby."
- [mum] That's fine. Absolutely fine.
- As long as you get bonuses out
- [Ella] "Is there a chance you have room?"
Not "My wife's tired and having a baby."
- "Got any room?"
- That's the same thing!
- You just said the same thing twice!
- No, I didn't.
For God's sake,
just get it right this time.
- "us all at Healthful Harvest."
- [Ella] You'll be so embarrassing!
Actually, I'm gonna have to go.
- Ella, he is not going to be embarrassing.
- [Ella] Yes, he is.
Alfie, you are doing brilliantly, darling.
Brilliantly.
- Isn't he doing brilliantly, Ben?
- Yeah!
[Ella] No way I'm coming to your Nativity.
- [mum] Don't be mean.
- Somebody respects me.
- Ooh! Some lovely bread.
- [man] My keys
- Seen keys
- [girl] Thanks, Mum.
- [boy] Hey, Syd.
- Mm-hmm?
- [boy] What do you think of my earrings?
- [Syd laughs] Yeah, I love them.
- Did you show Mum?
- [boy] Mum?
- [mum] Mm?
- What do you think of my earrings?
Gorgeous! They might be a bit dangly
for rugby though, darling.
So just take them off before PE? Good boy.
- Okay.
- [dad] Right, um, I'm off.
I'll, uh, see you about five-ish.
- Bye-bye!
- Jerry?
Where's the yogurt that was on the list?
- I don't think that was on the list.
- It was on the list. Sheep's yogurt.
How do you always just forget one thing?
It's just really hard on me.
Just cross them off as you go.
You never cross them off as you go.
I'll get some on the way back later.
Yeah. That's locked in. Goat's yog.
- Sheep's!
- Sheep's. Sheep's.
- Okay, you guys, have a good day.
- [Ella] Bye, Mum.
- [mum] Good luck with rehearsal, darling.
- Ella, I need my script.
- Say please.
- Oh, give it to him. There you go.
- Mum, I was gonna give it to him!
- And the bag.
- Please don't forget my piano lesson.
- I won't.
No, I haven't forgotten it, darling.
- You forgot last time!
- But I haven't forgotten.
- [Ella] Really embarrassing! You forgot.
- [mum] Okay. Bye!
[Ella] Okay, bye.
Mummy, finished!
Mum! Tibalt's pooing
with the door open again.
- Have you really finished?
- Yeah.
- Are you lying to me? Is it time
- No.
[phone rings]
- Hi, Con.
- Jules.
- A bit early for you. Is everything okay?
- Yeah. Hey, listen.
- You've gotta come to the hospital. Mum
- W wait...
- She's going to surgery now.
- What?
[phone rings]
- Hello?
- [Con] Oh, hi. Uh
Um, sorry, who is Which
- It's Syd.
- Oh, right.
- Hello, Uncle Connor.
- Hey, Syd.
Yeah, uh, listen, I need to talk to Mol.
- Um, your mum.
- Okay.
Mum! Uncle Connor said
he needs to speak to you.
There you go.
Hi. Uh, be quick. I'm I'm busy.
Yeah, Mol, listen, um, uh
Mum had a thing.
She's she's back in hospital, and
Uh, can you just come?
- [New Age music playing]
- [phone ringing]
- Mmm!
- [phone continues ringing]
Mmm. Yes. Yes!
And as you move through the birth canal,
releasing the energy of the womb
towards the warmth
and the delightful rays of the sun,
let the sun beckon you and cleanse you.
[dad sighs] I just
If only I could've traveled places, Con.
You know, for my effing foot,
having all you kids, and
I'd probably be better traveled
than that what's his name.
Cute little gray-haired fella.
You know, Planet Organic geezer.
- David Attenborough?
- Yeah.
I'd be like him, yeah.
[sighs]
I I'm not saying
having you kids wasn't worth it.
Course it course it bloody was. Uh
I'd just like to have
You know, it's it's fine though. Well
Uh [sighs]
Yeah. I dunno.
You can travel for me, Con.
Yeah, I suppose I could, Dad.
It's just, um
It's just a bit stressful, actually.
Bali looks nice, doesn't it, Con?
You should go to Bali, look. Look at that.
Last time I went anywhere
for a proper holiday was about
five years ago.
Italy, Tobias's wedding. I mean,
me and Mum went to Germany
to see that specialist Julia organized.
- Don't really count though, does it?
- Oh, no, don't go saying that, Con.
Course it counts. You know, you
you got me that nice jerkin.
And all those lovely meats
you brought back. Ooh!
- Meat? What meat?
- Well Fucking glockenspiel stuff.
It's called Knochenschinken.
- And what the hell is a jerkin?
- [sighs] What the
Oh, don't be like that, Con.
You know, my jerkin,
my jerkin, you
Oh, well, that is a shame.
- I thought you liked my jerkin.
- Stop saying jerkin.
- My jerkin, with three things for pens.
- Oh God.
- Dad.
- Little waterproof thing.
- Please, Dad. I just need a bit of
- Fucking pen
- Only a fucking jerkin. Jerk
- Dad! Dad!
[phone ringing]
- Hi, babe.
- Hi, kids.
No, it's just me and Benji
in the car now. Um
I'm just arriving at the hospital.
Uh, Mum's gone back in.
Make sure that you get the yogurt.
That's your one task.
- It was sheep's yogurt, wasn't it?
- No, it's dog's yogurt, Jerry!
- Fuck me! Yes, it's sheep's.
- Sheep's.
- [Tom] I guess Molly will be there.
- Probably. [Sighs]
- Oh God. Do you need me to fly back?
- Oh, no. No, no, no. It's fine.
You've got work. I'm fine.
I I can cope, honestly. It's fine.
- Jerry?
- Yogurt.
All I want is a cancer-free mother
and some fucking sheep's yogurt.
You're making me just exhausted.
[Jerry] I could get us
some cheeky After Eights?
Why are you asking me
so many questions, Jerry?
- Please go now.
- Okay. Love you.
All right. Come on, Tibby!
All right, my darling.
Ooh!
[sighs] That's it. Move out the way.
- Ohh!
- Thank you for helping, darling.
There we go.
[Molly] All right,
let's go and see Nanna. Come on.
[Julia] Molly, hi.
[Molly] Let's just keep moving.
Come on.
Mummy cross.
[sighs]
No, darling. Mummy's not cross.
How you doing, tinker?
Look! I've got something very special
to show you.
- [Jules] There we go.
- A skill for later life, hey?
Ooh, what if you took
- Hi.
- [Connor] Hey.
- You okay?
- Yeah.
How's she doing? What happened?
Uh, they said they need
to, uh, clear the airways.
She's in surgery right now.
Um uh
They're gonna update us when they
when they have anything.
- God, I can't bear it.
- [Connor] That was two hours ago.
[Julia] Poor Mum.
What did Helen say?
Did you manage to reach her?
[Connor] No. I did try her.
- Did you?
- No, Con. I didn't call Helen.
- Did you call Helen?
- You called me.
Yeah, I know that, but I just thought
that one of you two would've called her.
- Why would we do that?
- Why would we
Because you're sisters.
- Bagsy not calling her.
- It's fine. It's absolutely fine.
I'll call her. I'll just pretend
you've only just called me.
- [makes fart noise]
- Yeah, horrible, innit? Ooh.
- Don't you like it? Here, try that, then.
- Okay.
- I'm not allowed crisps.
- Aren't you?
- [ringing tone]
- [clears throat]
[sighs]
[phone ringing]
Oh, I thought my phone was off.
I'm so sorry.
Entschuldigung, bitte.
Keep your heart chakras open.
Oh, that's it. Beautiful. I love it.
Aah!
Look at this, a rare call
from my ber-busy baby sister.
- Hi.
- I'm teaching my holistic dance therapy.
I can't really chitchat, but how are you?
- Yeah, Helen? Listen to me.
- Oh my gosh, Julia...
- Listen.
- This class is so incredible for grief.
There's this one man whose wife died
because she slipped on an IKEA catalog
and fell down the stairs.
I mean, how tragic is that?
She was naked.
- Helen, listen, please, stop. Just listen.
- My gosh, Julia.
Mum's Mum's gone back into hospital.
- What?
- Okay? Um, Connor just called me.
- Oh my God.
- She she couldn't breathe.
They're trying to figure out
what's gone on.
I'm heading out the house now.
- Just leaving
- Oh my God.
- Right now.
- Uh Okay. Okay. Um
- Okay?
- Oh God. Breathe.
She's at the Princess Mary,
but I do actually think you should come.
- If you can.
- Okay. I I'll just come straight there.
- Great.
- I'll just I'll get a plane today.
And I'll bring some, um, Florida Water
and sage to clear out Mum's room
and some crystals for healing.
And I'll pick up some orange squash
for her 'cause she loves it.
Great. Bring some Loves it.
Bring some orange squash, definitely.
Yeah. Okay, great. Listen.
Let me know what time you get in. Text me.
- Can you tell me...
- I've gotta go now.
- Look...
- Bye. Bye, bye, bye.
[whispers] Fuck me.
[call ends]
Oh no.
[chimes]
Um, hi, Suze, it's me again.
Um, so listen, something's come up
with my mum. I'm not gonna be in today.
[Helen] Oh, yes, Bettina, fantastisch.
That is amazing.
For dinner, Alfie wanted pizza.
No TV, please.
And, um Oh shit,
when is Alfie's Nativity play?
Can you remind me?
Put it in the shared calendar.
Thank you. Okay, bye.
Do you want your sandwich? Yes?
Yes, please.
- Would you like your lunch, my darling?
- Yes.
- Yes what?
- Yes, please.
[Molly laughs]
[Tibalt] Thank you, Mummy.
There you are, my beautiful boy.
I've got, um, extra, if you're hungry.
We don't want it, do we, Tibby? No.
[whispers] That's not organic, is it?
Do you want to take
your delicious sandwich and go and play?
Over there?
Ah!
[Julia] Ben?
- Want to go and play?
- [Molly sighs]
[baby fussing]
[Molly] Turn you around here.
There we go.
Oh, yes!
We've got the same jumper.
My Nanna made my one.
What's your name?
[Julia] Here you are, darling.
Good boy.
[Tibalt whispers]
Please can I have a bite?
[Benji] Bite.
[Tibalt whispers] Don't tell Mummy.
Uh, Mr. Cheshire?
- [Julia] Here. Yes, here.
- [Connor] Yeah.
Hi. Uh, so, uh, June is out of surgery.
- Is she all right?
- How is she?
Yeah, she's in recovery.
She she wanted to know
if it was still snowing outside.
[all chuckle]
[poignant music playing]
- So, if you go through those doors
- [Molly] Yeah.
It's second on the left. Dr. Khal
and Dr. Titford will be waiting for you.
- [Molly] Right.
- Okay.
Oh, now, would you two boys like
to come and see my pet fish?
- [Julia] Oh, wow!
- And have a Christmas chocolate?
- [Tibalt] Yes, please.
- A chocolate, darling?
- [Molly] Just one.
- Okay.
We'll come back down and bring you up
to the second floor in a bit.
- [Julia] Okay, thanks.
- [nurse] Thank you.
- [Benji] Uh-oh.
- [nurse] Come on, Benji.
- Where did you get that?
- Over there.
- What, did you steal it?
- [dad] No.
I found it. Finders keepers.
- Are you six years old?
- Wh what?
- It's a hospital, Dad.
- Well, this is health and safety here!
- [Connor] Fuck's sake.
- It's a hospital.
- Look at that fish. It's got
- It's over here.
- really big eyes.
- That big one.
[man] We discussed your mother's case
in our multidisciplinary team meeting
this morning,
and we need to inform you
that June's cancer has rapidly progressed.
Um Dr. Khal can speak
to this morning's procedure,
but, very unfortunately,
the last round of chemo
wasn't as effective as we'd hoped.
The, um, CT scan results show
that the cancer has now spread
through her abdomen and pelvis.
- [clicks pen]
- I'm sorry, uh to say.
- Uh, Simon.
- [clicks pen]
Oh uh, yeah. Well, uh, I'm Simon Khal.
Thank you all for being here.
- So we were able
- "Simon Cowell"?
to successfully remove
the fluid from her lungs,
which is why she was struggling
to breathe.
But we need to make you aware that
the size of the mass in her abdomen
has increased significantly,
and it's now blocking her bowel,
and we don't think that an operation
to fix that is in her best interest.
As you know, she's frail,
and even if we could give her a stoma bag,
it's unlikely she'd survive the operation,
and more chemotherapy
would be too much for her.
- [clicks pen]
- I'm sorry to say that, in our opinion,
there's no more treatment
that we can offer June.
Given she can no longer use her bowel,
our focus now is
on keeping her comfortable
and giving her
the best supportive care we can.
It's been, what,
nearly three years now, hasn't it?
She's put up quite the fight.
- [Dr. Titford clicks pen]
- I know what Simon is saying is a lot
It's a lot to take in, but, um
Um Ahem. In practical terms, we'd like
to keep June here for a night or two
to make sure her lungs are clear.
- [clicks pen]
- Um
Which will not only make our June
more comfortable but a lot less anxious.
[clicks pen]
You know what would
make me less anxious, David,
is if you just stopped clicking
that fucking pen.
Oh. Apologies, sorry.
She's not your June. She's our June.
- She's our June.
- Sorry.
Sorry. So, just
Just so I can understand,
are we talking like
like a countdown now?
- What are you saying?
- [Dr. Titford] Well
We really don't like
to throw around estimates, really.
But that's what we need, an estimate.
Are we talking months?
'Cause, you know, if our mum's gonna die,
I wanna know how long
she's gonna live for. [Sobs]
Well, let's stay optimistic and
And hope that she can make it
through to Christmas.
- Although even that is unlikely, given...
- That's two weeks away.
[clicking pen]
Dr. Titford, if you click
that fucking pen one more time,
I will literally punch your cock
off your body.
- I am sorry. Sorry.
- [all talking]
- [Molly] Okay?
- Steady on there.
- Steady on, Mol.
- Shh!
- [Dr. Titford] Force of habit.
- Just, please, just
- Let's just take a minute.
- [Connor sniffling]
Just need a minute.
- [David] Sure.
- It's a lot to
[sobs] to take in.
Maybe you can just give us a sec.
- [Simon] Of course we can.
- Absolutely. Um, we we'll leave you. Um
Anything you need, we'll be right outside,
if you need anything.
[dad] Yeah, thanks. Thanks, Doc. Yeah. Uh
Thank you. Thank you, Doc.
- Here, your real name really Simon Cowell?
- That's a yes from me.
[chuckles]
Dad, don't thank Dr. Titfuck
like you won the fucking lottery.
- He's a fucking wanker.
- [dad] Hey, whoa. What?
- He's a wanker! A fucking wanker!
- Keep your voice down.
[Molly] Why?
I don't care if he fucking hears me.
Mum begged him to have that last round
of chemo. She shouldn't have had it.
Now she can't have surgery
that would save her life.
Keep your voice down, please, Molly.
And you can't send her
on some posh fucking holiday, Julia.
There's nothing left to pay for now,
is there?
[Connor sniffles]
[sighs] Okay, that's actually
a bit unfair because
I've been really supportive, Molly,
and I've been very kind.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa! Don't Look
- And very, very calm.
- That's just a little bit much.
- Don't fucking kick off again, you two.
- You're endlessly fucking at each other.
- Okay, stop. Just stop it.
- Yes, it's ridiculous, Molly.
- [dad] It is!
- [Julia] Stop being so aggressive.
- You stop it.
- It's not the time to blame people.
- [Molly] I'm not aggressive. Stop talking.
- I'm not blaming.
- I knew this would happen.
I knew this would happen. Piss off.
- I knew this was gonna happen. I really...
- Stop! Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it! Stop!
Look, I'm gonna go
and check on our dying mother
if anyone would care to join me.
You two need to sort your shit out.
- Look, Connor. Con.
- Love, I'm watching you.
- You got that?
- [Julia] Shut up!
- Shut up, Dad.
- Fucking pair of you.
[poignant music playing]
Well, I can't
[elevator chimes]
[elevator PA] Second floor. Doors opening.
[PA chimes]
[PA announcement in German]
nach Bristol.
[announcement continues]
[dad] All right.
[woman] Follow me to
- [Benji] Yeah!
- Shall we go and see Nanna, darling?
- [Benji] Nanna.
- [Julia] Nanna. Yeah.
[nurse] Okay, so this is June's room.
She's very tired after the operation
and still a bit drowsy.
She's unlikely to remember
everything you say,
so best to keep things simple for now.
There's a buzzer by her bed,
and I'm just down the hall if you need me.
[dad] All right. Thanks.
Thanks, mate. Thank you.
[grunts]
[groans]
All right.
June?
[Ben babbling]
[dad] Junie?
Hmm?
- [dad] Are you all right?
- Oh, Bernard. Oh, Bernard.
I'm trying to get Bake Off,
and the lady said
I was to press this button.
- When I did it, it just went all black.
- Oh, I'll see what I can do.
I can't make any promises. [Chuckles]
[June] Thanks, Bern.
- Hi, Mummy.
- Hi.
Hi, Mummy.
- Oh! [Laughs]
- [Julia] Mummy.
Oh, Julia,
you shouldn't have come, darling.
- You've got work.
- Of course I'd come.
Come and see Nanna, aren't we?
Be careful, darling,
because my throat really hurts.
- I mean, all of this area.
- [Julia] Oh, all right.
We're being careful, aren't we? Yeah.
Mmm.
Aww.
Look at you
in your lovely matching sweaters.
- Don't you look sweet?
- Hi, Mum.
Both my gorgeous daughters.
[Julia] Hmm.
- How are you feeling, Mum?
- [June] Mmm, well, you know. I'm a bit
I'm a bit sore, but, I I'm okay.
I've been locked in this room,
I feel like, for days.
- [huffs]
- [Julia] Mummy'll give you a little snack.
- [June] The male nurses are so lovely.
- [Julia] Give one to Tibalt.
[June] But the women,
oh, they're really grumpy.
They all come round in different ways.
- She'll be fine in a little bit.
- [baby crying]
- I'm Nancy, by the way.
- I heard that.
God, darling, do you know,
this morning was absolutely terrifying.
I woke up, and I felt like I was breathing
through this thin red straw, and
And so I went downstairs,
and I was What was I doing?
Making myself a cup of tea in the kitchen.
And, uh, then
then I felt like I was drowning.
It was horrible,
and then it all went black.
- [Julia] That's terrifying.
- [June] It wasn't very nice, no.
- Can I have a cuddle with the baby?
- Oh, yes.
- Course you can.
- [baby cooing]
- [Julia] Mum, be careful. Careful.
- [groans]
- Oof.
- [Julia] Careful, careful.
- [Molly] It's Nanna!
- Oh!
Baby June.
There you are.
You are gorgeous.
Oh! I think she looks
more like me every day.
[Molly chuckles]
It's lucky she hasn't got your chin,
isn't it, Molly? Hmm?
[chuckles]
Hmm. Where's Con?
- Right here, Mum.
- [June] Darling.
I'm sure you told them all
to come, didn't you?
- Course I did.
- [June chuckles] Mmm.
[gasps] That reminds me.
What's that, Mum?
[June] When I woke up this morning,
I saw the birds outside the window,
and I thought,
why don't we have goose for Christmas?
- What do you think, Con? Shall we?
- [Baby June crying]
- Yeah. Yeah, let's We'll do a goose.
- Yeah.
- That's a brilliant brilliant plan.
- You know turkey turkey's very boring.
- It's always very dry, isn't it?
- Yeah.
- Goose is a great idea, Mum.
- Juicy.
- We've had turkey every year.
- We should order one from Butler's.
They'll give you a discount if you smile.
I've always liked a cheap bird.
- [laughs] Oof.
- [Julia] Dad!
- Ooh, ooh, ooh.
- [Connor] Careful.
- [Julia] Careful.
- Don't make me laugh, Bern.
- [Molly] Don't laugh too hard.
- [baby cries]
- [dance music blares]
- Fuck. Oh shit, oh shit.
Give me that.
[Julia] Silly old Grandad.
[New Age music playing]
[woman] Try and see your family
not as anger
or a disturbance to your energy,
but as a separate energy altogether.
Stay neutral.
Breathe into your heart space.
Hi, I'm Jenny.
- It's nice to meet you.
- I'm Patrick.
- Um, Connor.
- Hi. Jenny.
- Lovely to meet you.
- Hello.
- [Julia] Hello.
- Patrick.
- Connor.
- Lovely to meet you.
- Hi, nice to meet you. Hi.
- [Patrick] Lovely to meet you.
- We're the palliative care team.
- From
Yes, it says that on your thingies.
- Oh yeah, so it does, yeah. Course.
- Silly me. [Chuckles]
So what we'd like to talk about...
Actually, could you just stop talking
for a second?
I just wanna figure out
what I need to say here.
Look, I know that your job
is to help people die. Nobody says it.
It doesn't say it on the leaflets,
but that is ultimately your job, isn't it?
Here's what's gonna happen.
We are going to take my mother home
as soon as possible.
So you're not gonna
get to sit stroking her hand
while slowly killing her with opiates
or counsel us
through the toughest days of our life.
Uh uh Our life?
Her life. Her life, of course.
- What you can do...
- Can I just say...
No, you can't, Patrick. Sorry.
What what you can do
is make sure that everything is in place
so that we can take her home tomorrow.
- [Connor] Um Mols, just
- Yeah?
- Yeah?
- I think
Well, our mother's a really clever woman.
- And, like, she knows her own mind.
- Yeah.
She does. She she
she knows what she does and doesn't want.
- Yeah.
- Our mother's a really clever woman.
She knows her own mind.
She knows what she does and doesn't want.
[whispers] And even if she is
aware of her situation,
she may have consciously made a decision
just to ignore it.
Denial.
Powerful survival tool.
I'm so sorry.
It's been a really challenging day.
- We haven't
- We
- [Molly] One more thing...
- If you can forgive my sister
My mother will most certainly
I know because I spend,
next to Connor, most time with her.
My mother will most certainly not want
to go into hospice.
So don't even think
about bringing hospice up, okay?
- Ignore it.
- [Jenny] Right.
Um, that's what she chose
in her advanced care plan.
- And with it being Christmas
- What?
the hospices are overcrowded anyway.
- So we...
- Sorry, wait. What advanced care plan?
Yes, we met her here a few weeks ago
and discussed it.
We Sorry, we thought you'd be aware.
- So what was discussed?
- What? Advanced care plan?
- When
- Where's she fucking advancing to?
- Wait. One at a time, you two.
- Did
Stop it. Uh Sorry.
What what was discussed?
- So our job is to set out all the options.
- Well, you've done that.
So you can go now.
[poignant music playing]
I'm so sorry.
[Helen] Thank you!
Oh, my yoga mat.
Shit. Wait, I forgot my mat!
Stop, stop! Sorry.
[sighs]
Thank you.
[indistinct chatter]
[girls] Hello!
[Velcro ripping]
- Have some. Want some, no? Fancy it?
- [Benji] Yes!
[Bernard] Go on. Here you are, then.
Try that, then. Here.
[Velcro ripping]
There you are. All right.
[mouths]
[sighs]
[elevator chimes]
[elevator PA] Second floor.
Squares. These are called applications.
- Yeah. Uh
- Okay?
What was all that white stuff
coming down outside?
Hi. Hi, everyone.
- [Bernard] Oh, Hels.
- I'm here.
Oh!
- [Bernard] Hey! Hels Bells!
- [Julia] You made it! Well done.
- Oh, Mummy. Oh, you're breathing.
- [Molly] Brilliant. You're here. Wow, wow.
Oh, God, you look amazing.
Your skin's, like, iridescent.
- Hmm.
- I brought you these.
I'll just Is that all right?
- How did you get here, darling?
- Oh, I just hopped on a plane.
You know, I told you, never wear yellow.
- 'Cause it doesn't suit you, darling.
- [sighs] Oh my God!
- [June] Mmm.
- [Helen] Mwah!
- It's lovely to see you anyway.
- [Julia] So nice to see you, yeah.
[Helen] Can't believe I'm here!
God! Was the flight okay?
- Yeah, so easy, yeah.
- Oh, great.
- It was all fine.
- [Bernard] Put on a few extra inches.
You're startin' to look like me!
- Oh yeah. Um
- Oh my God.
- Guys [laughs]
- Oh my God!
- Fuck off.
- [Helen] Yay!
- What? What the fuck?
- Are you okay?
- [Connor] Holy shit!
- Oh my God!
- Aaah!
- [Julia] Congratulations!
- [Helen] Thank you!
- [Bernard] Fucking hell.
- Thank you! I know, I know!
- Oh my God, Mum!
[Connor] That was a fucking surprise.
I was waiting to tell everyone
at Christmas in person.
- But here I am.
- What...
- Here we are.
- [Connor] Shit.
- Look, Mummy.
- Oh, darling.
- I can't...
- A nice little squidgy grandbaby for you.
Due on Easter Sunday. How lovely is that?
- Give me a cuddle.
- I wanted to tell you before Christmas.
- I can't believe this. I genuinely can't.
- [Bernard] What's the row about?
- Are you all right?
- [June] She's pregnant.
- [Julia] She's pregnant. Having a baby.
- [June] Wash your ears out.
- [Bernard] Oh.
- Oh! Look at you!
You look amazing!
You're so big now.
- Do you remember me?
- No!
[Helen] Oh no!
- [Molly] Tibby.
- [June] Oh, that's terrible.
- Bagsy not telling Helen that Mum's dying.
- [Molly] It's Auntie Hels!
[Helen] You do know me!
Oh my God, I've missed you so much.
- So much!
- One, two, three, four, five seven.
Eight grandkids, June!
[Helen] Oh my God, look who it is!
Hello, Ben!
- Is Matt happy?
- Uh
Where is he? Is he coming?
Yeah, he's, um
he's at a silent retreat at the moment.
- [June] Aww.
- [Julia] Helen's having a baby!
Um, I think I'm just gonna I'm gonna
Mum, I'm gonna see
if someone can fix the telly.
- All right?
- [Julia] You look well.
[Helen] No, I don't
I don't want to know. I think
Fuck.
[suspenseful music playing]
[breathing heavily]
[grunts]
Oh fuck. [Sighs deeply]
[elevator PA] Second floor.
Doors opening.
Doors closing.
[breathing shakily]
[whimpers]
Slow. Go slow. Hold my arm if you want to.
- [Benji] No!
- All right, okay. All right.
- [Benji] See!
- [Julia] I've got it.
[gasping]
[elevator chimes]
- [elevator PA] Fifth floor.
- [sobbing]
Doors opening.
[sniffles and sobs]
[sighs]
- [Bernard] So I
- Bern?
[Bernard] What?
Isn't it time, maybe
you know, they were all going?
- [Benji yells]
- [Bernard] Yeah, yeah, all right.
- All right.
- [Molly] Okay.
- Of course.
- [Julia] That's a good idea.
[Julia] Come on, sweetie, come. Up we go.
- Up we get. Good boy.
- [Helen] Love you, Mum. Love you, Dad.
- Bye, darling.
- [Julia] Good boy.
[woman sobbing quietly]
[gentle, poignant music playing]
- [Molly] Dad.
- [Bernard] You're gonna
- [Julia] Bye-bye. Bye, Dad. I'll ring you.
- Bye.
[Julia] All right.
Come on, then, sweetie. Let's go.
[door closes]
[silence]
[June sighs]
You all right, Junie?
[June sighs shakily]
- [poignant music playing]
- [sniffles]
[sighs]
- [music fades]
- That's a big family, June.
So lovely they can all be here for you.
[June] Mmm. It's unusual.
It hasn't happened like that
for I can't remember how long.
[nurse] Families.
[June] Yeah, well
[door opens]
- [Connor] Hi
[June] Oh! There he is.
- How you doing?
- I'm fine.
How are you?
Yeah.
Better get Dad back.
- Dad?
- [Bernard] Yeah?
- Dad!
- [Bernard snores]
Hit him, will you?
- Mr. Cheshire?
- [Bernard grunts]
[louder] Mr. Cheshire?
- [Bernard mumbling] All right
- Ooh
- All right, love
- It's, um it's time to go home now.
Oh.
- [chuckles] Unbelievable.
- [Bernard] Oh, yeah, yeah. Uh
- [Connor] Love you, Mum.
- All right, my darling.
- [Connor] Love you.
- [Bernard] Careful. Yeah. Ow!
She'll wear you out.
- Night, darling.
- [Bernard] All right. Tallyho!
Night night. Oh, thank you.
Oh. [Whimpers]
Oh goodness.
- [sighs]
- Do you want to talk about anything, June?
- Oh God, no.
- [snorts]
- [sighs]
- That's a relief.
[chuckles]
What's your name?
I'm sorry, I've forgotten.
Angeli Ikande.
- Angeli?
- Mm-hmm.
My grandma had a dream
and was told I was gonna be born,
apparently,
so I was named Angel.
- That's what it means.
- Angel.
What a beautiful name.
Thank you.
- Good night, June.
- Good night.
Buzzer's there if you need me.
[door opens]
[door closes]
- [Bernard] Don't I won't do that here.
- [water splashing]
- [Connor] Oh crap.
- [Bernard] What?
- [Connor] The door's stuck. Fuck.
- Is it?
- [Bernard] What is it? Oh. Oh.
- [Connor] What's that noise? Oh fuck.
- There's water coming from the ceiling.
- [Bernard] Oh fuck Eh?
[Connor] There's water
coming from the ceiling.
- [Bernard] I'll put the lights on.
- [Connor] No, don't touch the lights!
- Fuck's sake.
- [Bernard] Not good, is it?
- Oh.
- [Connor] Oh, for God's sake.
Um, you wanna get a
get a flannel or something, Con?
- I've got it.
- [Connor] You left the tap on, Dad!
I've never
I've never found a better culinary pairing
than Guinness and pork scratchings, Con.
- I I never
- Dad, shut up.
- I can't hear what Helen's saying.
- What?
Yep. Uh [sighs]
Go
- Okay.
- Go on, Hels.
[Molly] If Mum can't go home, she'll have
to stay at mine, and that's that.
- Do you mean to your house, Molly?
- Of course. Who else's?
To stay with her?
- Ask ask her.
- [Molly] Yes, to stay with me.
And then Connor and you and Dad, Helen,
can stay with Julia.
Yeah. Yeah, great, whatever. Yeah.
Absolutely fine. That's a very good idea.
- Plenty of room. Yeah.
- Okay, okay.
- That's good.
- Yeah.
[Helen] Oh my God.
How how did this even happen?
Dad forgot to turn the taps off.
No, I never. No, I never did.
- Absolutely unbelievable.
- It is unbelievable.
Mercury is in retrograde though.
You know that.
Okay, moving on.
- What if
- What if
No, Mum's just gonna come
and stay at mine.
No, no, what what if
- Sorry, I
- [Molly] No.
- No.
- I'm just gonna say this.
- We have got the downstairs space.
- No. No.
- No!
- With the en suite and underfloor heating.
- So it's ve very warm.
- No.
[Julia] Really easy.
- We can fit you in there as well, Dad.
- Yeah.
- [Julia] That'd be nice. There's the TV.
- Big telly. Fucking big telly.
- It might just be a bit more
- Yeah, that could work.
[Molly] Go on, say it.
- [Julia] What?
- Roomy.
- [whispers] I fucking wasn't gonna say it.
- Okay. Okay.
Maybe we can find
some kind of happy middle ground.
There is no happy middle ground, Helen.
- Yeah, I think I'm gonna go now.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Connie, I'll call you back.
- Jesus.
- Oh my God.
- [Julia] What are you doing?
- Just clearing the space.
Because I don't think any of us are okay.
It's all a bit stressful.
Feel like there's this big ball of
of red energy, and it's not good.
We have to visualize
giving the ball a big hug
and then just letting it go
off into the ether.
So I think
I think you'll be comfortable at mine.
I mean, Dad had
a really good sleep last night.
- And there's a plan, I think
- [Bernard] Yeah.
that we're all happy with,
so don't worry.
It was definitely frozen pipes, Junie.
I I think it's that old plumbing,
you know.
Do you know, I think I'll
I think I'll just stay here,
if that's all right.
Hmm?
If no one minds.
I feel safe here, darling.
Well, that's great you feel safe, Mummy.
That's all that matters.
- [June] Mmm.
- Mmm.
The team would probably think
that's wise too, June. Hmm.
[Julia] Yeah, okay.
Darling, anyway, you look exhausted.
You've got too much work.
- Hmm.
- You could do with a tan.
Mmm. Yeah.
Could you look after this for me, darling?
Look, it keeps slipping off.
It's, um I think my fingers have shrunk.
Is there anything more I can do for you,
anything to make you more comfortable?
Um
June, do you remember
we were chatting this morning
about the blood thinners
you've been having?
- You wanted me to remind you.
- Yes, that's right. Uh
I hate that needle in my tummy every day.
I mean, what's that for?
[Dr. Titford] We don't want you
to have any more complications,
and deep vein thrombosis
can be very nasty.
I don't want those things now.
I just wish I could go to the loo.
You know, I can't do that.
- I'll have a chat with him.
- [Dr. Titford] Ah. Yes.
In that case, we will need you to sign
on a little dotted line, I'm afraid.
Yeah, well, Jules can sign that for me,
can't you, darling?
Hmm. Yes, of course. Well, look,
I'm very glad you decided to stay.
I'll tell you what.
We could have a little chat.
- And then I can maybe do those forms now?
- [Dr. Titford] Yes.
- I've got them in the office.
- Okay.
- Toodle-oo. I'll pop back tomorrow.
- Bye, Doctor.
- I'll be back in a sec.
- [Helen] Yes.
[Julia] Dr. Titford
Maybe we can decorate the room
like it's like it's home.
- [Dr. Titford] Sure.
- Get a Christmas tree.
And put some nice tinsel up and stuff.
I mean, that'd be lovely.
-I'd love that
-[Bernard] They're freezing.
- Lovely idea.
- Yeah, nice, Hels.
- [scribbling]
- [footsteps approaching]
What are you doing?
I'm just filling in this form.
Mum doesn't want the blood thinner,
so I have to sign this thing.
Why are you signing it?
Because I've got power of attorney, Molly,
that's why.
Oh my God,
what the fuck's that on your finger?
Mum's ring. She asked me to look after it.
- That's very nice of you, isn't it?
- She asked me to look after it.
I'm not keeping it,
if that's what you're implying.
- Well, then why did she give it to you?
- I don't know, because I was nearest.
She's never gonna give it to Helen
to look after, is she?
Well, I'm here now,
so you can just give it to me.
No.
It doesn't matter who has it.
She just wanted someone
to be responsible for it.
[Molly] Responsible.
Yep, the aura of maturity.
Shame we can't all have it. Um
I've drawn up a rota,
just for visiting hours.
Obviously, Dad can come and go,
but the rest of us
should stick to the timetable.
Why why does there have to be
a timetable?
Maybe we should just ask Mum
what she wants.
I'm doing this for Mum, Jules.
I made it so you and I don't overlap.
Please don't be difficult about it.
I'm just trying to make it nice for her.
[mouse clicking]
[sighs]
None of this stuff is important, you know.
Dr. Titford said
that I have to sign this today.
Yeah, I wasn't talking about the forms.
[upbeat instrumental version
of "Good King Wenceslas" playing]
[Molly] Hi, Mum!
- [Tibalt] Nanna! Nanna, Nanna!
- [June] Oh my goodness!
- Look at this lot. Hello.
- [Jerry] Hello, June!
[June] Hello, everyone.
- [gasps] What have you got there?
- Hi, Nanna. My Advent calendar.
- Your Did you make this?
- [Tibalt] I helped.
Did you? Was it a team effort?
- [Ben giggling]
- [Ella] Whee!
[Ella] One, two, three
- Sh. One sec.
- Shall we do that again, Ben?
- [Molly] I'm all right.
- [June] The biggest bobble I've ever seen!
- [Benji] Louder!
- [Ella] Hokey cokey?
Heads, shoulders, knees and toes
[children laughing]
Oh, they've got Look, little faces!
I love them.
When are you coming home?
[June] Um, I will in the end.
- [Benji] Knees and toes
- Okay, you guys.
Let's all go
and grab a hot chocolate, shall we?
Don't play with that,
because that's Nanna's special thing.
[music fades]
[Alfie] Yeah, Ben, hot chocolate.
Can we get marshmallows?
- [Ella] And whipped cream?
- [Alfie] Yeah!
[Nancy] Oh, it's a lovely morning, June.
[machinery whirring]
- [chimes]
- [Nancy] Perhaps I'll bring you a tea?
[poignant music playing]
- in your face
- Don't make it too flat.
No, I won't.
[drumming]
[mouths] Hi.
[Tibalt] Bottle of wine.
- [Jerry] It's not wine.
- [Tibalt] Bottle of prosecco.
[inaudible]
[Bernard] "Dickens character
visited by ghosts."
- Go on?
- Scrooge.
[Bernard] Yeah! Bloody hell!
- You've seen You looked at these!
- [Angeli] No, promise. No, no.
[Bernard] I'm gonna do this one.
Uh, seven across
- You all right, June?
- [Bernard] Uh, right, 11 down.
[tuts] Nothing. Nothing.
[inaudible]
Benji would like that.
[coughs]
- It's all right, Gran.
- [Julia] Here.
[inaudible]
[June] Oh!
Trick it. Try and trick it.
[coughing]
Don't fuss, darling.
- Cake. I love cake.
- [Julia] Yeah!
[Connor laughs]
- [Julia] I love cake.
- [Benji] Yummy.
- [Benji] The trumpet!
- [Julia] The trumpet! Well done!
- [Benji] Snap!
- [Julia] Oh!
[music fades]
[sighs]
- [Angeli] Mm-hmm.
- [man] Yeah.
- And that'll take you forward.
- [man] Yeah.
Same again on the right hand.
- All right?
- [man] Oh, okay.
- [Angeli] Okay, enjoy your adventure.
- [man] Oh.
- Thank you. Thank you.
- Oh, hey.
- [whispers] What's happening in there?
- Oh, um
He's too ill to tick off his bucket list,
so we had a little fundraiser
and got him one of those.
- [patient] Oh! Oh!
- [woman] Oh!
- He's climbing Everest this morning.
- [woman] More? More?
- [patient] Yes.
- [woman chuckles] Yes!
- [patient] Oh, it's wonderful.
- [patient and woman laughing]
- [patient sighs]
- [woman] Yeah!
Bethlehem?
We have to travel
all the way to Bethlehem?
That's so far!
And Mary is, well
Well, she's about to have a baby!
[monitors beeping]
[phone ringing]
Connor.
[sighs]
She loves you very much, you know.
[sighs] I don't want her to die.
My mum died in hospital.
When I was eight.
I wasn't there.
I was at school, so I missed it.
All the grown-ups around me kept saying,
"She wasn't in any pain," and
I'll always have a mum in my heart, and
And she is, she is in my heart, but
Everything else they said was rubbish.
They all told me that she was ready.
But I'll never really know.
It would've been easier
if I'd known when she was gonna go.
[sniffles] That's why I
I make it my duty
to make sure people get good goodbyes.
That's all that matters.
[poignant music playing]
[Angeli sniffles]
- [June coughing]
- [Angeli] June, here you are.
[June swallows]
Thank you.
Oh, disgusting.
[groans]
I feel so undignified.
[sighs]
Everything's such an effort.
Well, June,
you're actually doing wonderfully.
We've all been saying
what a trouper you are.
- [gasps] Really?
- Mm-hmm.
Oh, that's lovely.
Thank you, darling.
[Angeli humming]
[June] Oh?
What's that? Is that that Ray Charles?
- You know what? I don't actually know.
- Oh.
- [humming]
- Oh. Maybe it's Sinatra?
- [Angeli] That's it.
- Oh
No, no, it sounds
sounds like Ray Charles.
Okay, you stay standing for me, June.
- [sighs]
- That's it.
- [groans]
- You all right?
- [June] Mmm.
- Okay.
[June breathing shakily]
- [bed whirs]
- [sighs]
- Lovely.
- You know, I don't really like Sinatra.
- Ready?
- Or Bob Dylan, actually.
Or Picasso. [Winces]
[groans]
Mmph.
I mean, I've never admitted it.
'Cause, you know, you can't really say
what you think.
- [Angeli laughs]
- Can you?
- Right. Ready?
- Mm-hmm.
You know,
Bernie used to sing Ray Charles to me.
[sighs]
Doesn't do that anymore. [Chuckles sadly]
- Ready?
- Mmm.
Come on.
Three, two, one.
[June whimpers]
[groaning]
[panting]
[Angeli] And how's the pain?
Do you want a top-up of the morph?
- Do you know, I think I will.
- [chuckles]
Or do do you think
I should wait till later?
Well, I think you're very good
at being brave, June.
But today doesn't need to be
the day for that.
So why don't I get you a cup of tea
and some drugs,
and we can watch a bit of Bake Off?
- How does that sound?
- Sounds like bliss.
[Angeli chuckles]
- [man] Morning, Nadiya.
- [Nadiya] Morning.
- Nadiya, tell us
- [Angeli] Oh, I love her.
So I'm doing a chocolate tart
with chocolate pastry,
and then it's gonna have a layer
of salted caramel and peanut,
and then a layer of chocolate mousse, and
- How do you think they're doing?
- [woman] Nadiya will make
- Your lot?
- [June] Mmm.
- [woman] chocolate mousse
- Not too bad.
- and chocolate ganache.
- Connor's a sweet soul, isn't he?
- [Nadiya] Truffle and
- Yes, he is. He's wonderful.
I mean,
the way he looks after me is wonderful.
[Nadiya] I'm gonna use something
called tapioca maltodextrin
[Angeli] I'm not sure
about how the girls are doing, June.
Hard to say.
[sighs]
[Tom] Oh, babe, you sure you can manage?
[Julia] Yeah, yeah, no,
of course I can manage, darling.
- Sorry. I'm just tired. Uh sorry
- Sorry, I didn't hear what you said.
There's a dodgy patch in the kitchen,
and you dropped out. What did you say?
It doesn't matter.
It really doesn't matter. Don't worry.
[sighs]
Fuck! Fucking thing.
[sighs]
[sighs]
- [elevator PA] Doors opening.
- [gasps]
[distant sirens wailing]
[sighs]
Doors closing.
[commentator] Oh, and there's
a big chance. Acapulco
Oh fu Oh, oh, look!
- Look at Acapulco! Pass, you plonker!
- [Connor] Sh!
- Oh fuck! Oh, what was that?
- Dad!
- Sh! Sh!
- Oh, you're stupid, mate! Stupid!
You're a stupid fake, mate! Fuck!
- [Julia] Hi.
- [Connor] Oh, hiya.
How's, um how's everyone doing?
[Bernard] What the bloody hell's that?
- A fridge?
- [June] What's that?
[Julia] Yeah, yes, it is.
You could've told me earlier.
I've been drinking warm ones all morning.
I thought it would be useful
to keep things in
for when you have visitors, Mum.
You know,
wine and snacks and things, you know.
Cheese and crackers.
- Heineken.
- [Bernard] Gah!
What? What was that?
Oh fuck! Look, bloody
I could've scored from there!
A bloody toe could've scored from there!
- Dad, shut up.
- Darling, is that really necessary?
I mean, no one's gon
gonna be coming to see me
because they'll be busy
with their Christmases, so
- Mummy.
- You know.
So many people love you.
Of course they'll want to come.
Heather and Derek from number 58
have said they'd love to pop in.
No, no, no.
Please tell them not not to bother.
[sighs] I'll be seeing them on Boxing Day
for drinks anyway, so
- [commentator] And that's one-nil
- Okay.
Well, listen, I'm not stopping.
I'll be back at seven.
- When I've got the ravioli from Franco's.
- Can you take that off me, darling?
- It's very heavy.
- Oh yes, horrible thing. All right.
[Bernard] Pass, you plonker! Oh!
- Give Franco my love, will you?
- Yeah. [Chuckles]
- I always thought he was very dishy.
- Yeah, of course I will.
- All right, I'll see you later.
- Here, here, wait for me.
You can give me a lift to the offie
now we've got that fridge.
Yeah, make myself useful. [Grunts]
Right, grab my wheelchair there,
will you, Jules?
You are unbelievable.
- No, you can walk to the car, fatty.
- All right.
Well, I hope you've parked nearby.
We can get some fish and chips
on the way back, Jules.
- Fuck's sake. Come on, say bye to Mum.
- Kebab or something. All right.
- Bye, darling. See you in a bit.
- [Julia] Come on.
[Bernard sighs] All right!
- I'm a bit stiff from sitting down.
- [Julia] Your coat, Dad.
- [Bernard] I've been there a long time.
- [Julia] Still need it.
[door closes]
[sighs]
Read to me, Con.
I'm not really good at reading out loud
to people, Mum.
Always makes me feel like
I'm gonna be sick.
This is a good time to try.
"If there are any heavens"
My mother will
All by herself, have one
[bittersweet music playing]
[Connor inhales shakily]
It will not be a pansy heaven
Nor a fragile heaven
Of lilies of the valley
But it will be a heaven
Of black-red roses
[sighs]
My father will be deep like a rose
"Tall like a rose"
[continues softly]
[music fades]
[playing recorder shrilly]
[playing loudly and discordantly]
[recorder fades]
How are we?
- [sighs]
- [Connor] Yeah.
What does that mean?
You all right?
Where's Mum? Is she in the loo?
[sighs]
[Helen exhales deeply]
[Helen exhaling loudly]
Oh, for fuck's sake,
she's been in there too long.
We should check on her.
- No
- She could be dead!
[Connor] You know she's really, um
She's really weak.
You know that, don't you?
[whispers] She's not good.
[whispers] Okay, I mean, I can't bear it.
I'm just gonna check on her.
I'm just gonna do it.
Mummy?
Do you need a hand in there?
[whispers] Oh my God,
I'm just gonna go in.
[sighs]
- [door closes]
- Are you all right, Mum?
[June sighs]
Darling, why are you wearing yellow?
I told you, it really doesn't suit you.
[Helen sighs]
[June groans]
- [sighs]
- Hmm.
Oh, no, no, don't hold my hand, darling.
You your palms are all sweaty.
Oh. Sorry.
[sighs]
Matt isn't coming for Christmas, is he?
No.
He's He can't. He can't come.
Hmm.
[gasps]
- Oh, my stomach.
- Oh God.
- My stomach hurts.
- Oh, Mummy.
- Could I have a
- What, a nurse?
- No. No. Could I have a...
- A hug?
No, no, no. Shut up, Helen.
- I just want a glass of water, please.
- Yes.
Darling, my mouth's so dry, and ugh.
- [water running]
- My tongue tastes horrible.
- Here you go. Here, here.
- [sighs]
[June] Mmm.
- Is that enough?
- Mmm.
Oh, I love you, darling.
I love you too, Mum.
I love this one too.
Can't wait to give it a cuddle,
see its little face.
I love the scent of a newborn baby.
[poignant music playing]
[sighs]
[keys jingling]
[car door closes]
[Julia] Oh God, it's freezing.
Um
Dad's gone to the pub.
Uh, here's the key to the side door.
- How is she?
- [Helen] Uh, she's quite hot.
So I've been spritzing her
with Evian spray.
Okay.
- [Helen sobs]
- Oh. Oh, Hels.
- Oh no.
- [Helen] I just
- Sorry. I
- Oh God, oh God, oh God.
Look, I I know this is selfish, but
I mean, yours and Molly's kids have
you know, they've got a Nanna.
And, I don't know, I just always thought
if I actually ever did have a kid, um
It'd have the best Nanna
in the whole world.
[Julia] Aww.
And I'd have my mum
to help me with all of it, and
Mmm.
[laughing] You know,
and maybe a family of my own.
- Oh God. Oh God.
- Come on.
I'm a geriatric pregnant spinster
who puts crystals in her bloody bra,
and I don't know why it took me so long
to have a baby.
I was just busy doing other stuff,
and now I'm just really scared, Jules,
because I'm gonna be a rubbish mum.
Oh, no, no, no, stop. No. No. Come on.
- Yes, I am.
- No, stop it. Stop. Stop.
- Look at me. Look.
- [sobs]
- Okay, first of all
- [exhales]
you are gonna be a great mum,
and Matt's gonna be a brilliant dad.
- Um, no, no, he's not.
- Oh, come on, of course he is.
- No, it's...
- Of course he is. Come on.
He's not gonna be a brilliant dad,
'cause he's not the dad.
We split up ages ago.
What?
I always thought
we were in an open relationship,
but it turns out it was just me
who was sleeping with other people.
Okay. Okay, fuck.
- Yeah.
- Okay.
So so who's the dad, then?
Gustav.
- Gustav?
- Yeah.
This is what he does. He, um
Out of the goodness of his heart, he has
sex with people to help them have a baby.
No charge.
My friend Genevieve did it,
and it worked the first time.
- I promise you, it's absolutely legal.
- Mmm.
I had to sign something that says
he doesn't have any responsibilities.
Okay.
But he he was really nice about it all.
- Aww.
- Honestly.
- Okay, okay.
- Honestly.
Good. That's good.
I just I just left it too late.
It was my only option.
[sighs] You should've said something
sooner, you wally.
I know. Don't tell anyone. [Sniffles]
- [whispers] Okay.
- No, wait, can you? Can
Can you tell them for me? Please.
- 'Cause I can't bear it.
- Okay.
- Yeah, okay.
- Oh, thank you.
- It's all gonna be okay.
- [sobs] Aww.
[Helen laughing and sobbing]
Oh God.
[June] Oh!
Thank goodness you're here.
[Julia laughs]
Helen was driving me crazy.
Oh God, Mum.
[sighs]
- Can you bring me up, darling?
- Oh, yeah.
[June coughs]
[Julia] This one, then this one.
There we go.
- How are you feeling?
- Mmph.
There. Okay?
I'm never gonna see that baby, am I?
[sighs]
[whispers] I I don't think you are, Mum.
But they'll be they'll be fine, really.
- Helen will be okay, I promise.
- Oh God.
Don't talk about it. You'll make me cry.
No, all right. No, don't. Let's Oh, here.
Stop. Here we are. Come on. Come on.
- Take that there.
- Thank you. [Sniffles]
- Anyway, what have we got for tonight?
- Right.
- We have got
- Mm-hmm?
ravioli with butter and sage.
Oh! Oh, that sounds delicious.
- I know.
- Can I have a sniff of it?
Let's see There we go. Oh my God.
- Mmm.
- Oh, yes, here.
Oh!
That's wonderful.
Maybe maybe I'll have some later. Mmm?
- Mummy.
- Yeah?
[whispers] I've got something to show you.
[gentle, bittersweet music playing]
It's snowing!
Oh!
Oh!
I love watching the snow fall.
Maybe if I'm lucky,
I'll come back as snow.
And then I'll see you all
at Christmastime. [Chuckles]
Yeah.
Where's Dad?
Oh, he's just back at the house.
He'll probably he'll
he'll pop in later, I expect.
You will look after him,
won't you, darling, when I'm gone?
- Course I will.
- Promise?
- Of course I will.
- Yeah, 'cause you're the strong one.
Mum, now, look, you just
Just don't you worry, okay?
About any of this.
Just don't worry about them.
They will they will all be fine.
I I I'll make sure they are. I will.
Yes, but, you know, not in the
In that overbearing sort of way
that you do sometimes, all right?
[whispers] Okay.
[June] Hmm.
[chuckles]
You don't mind if I die, do you, darling?
[whispers] Mum.
No. No, Mum.
- Mummy, of course I don't mind.
- Good.
Good. That makes me feel better.
Have you got any mascara?
Um Yeah, I think
I think I have got some.
Come on, then. Make me look presentable.
I've never died before.
I wanna look nice when it happens.
[chuckling] Okay.
- [June] Mmm?
- Okay.
- A bit of lipstick as well, maybe.
- All right.
There we go.
[inaudible]
[gentle, bittersweet music swells]
[rattling]
- [Angeli] Morning, June.
- [birdsong]
[Angeli] How are we this morning?
Have you seen this?
Well, a rota.
- Helpful?
- Take a proper look at it.
[coughs]
Oh, I see. There's no, uh
crossover between Julia and Molly.
- Is that that what you mean?
- She's done that deliberately.
[sighs]
Oh.
It's been like that for years.
I mean, I really
I wish they'd sort it out, I really do.
Families are hard, June.
Girls are harder than boys.
And I've got three of them.
I think I say the wrong things.
I mean, I just I just say it how it is.
Well, it seems to be
a great strength of yours, June,
so why aren't you doing it now?
I need to get them in here together.
Are you sure they'd come?
They would
if they thought I was about to die.
[man] That's it. Baby steps.
I can take you now.
[phone ringing]
- Hello?
- [Angeli] Hello. Is this Julia?
- Yes, it's me.
- This is Nurse Angel from Princess Mary.
Oh God, is everything okay?
She's asking for you.
I think you should come in.
[Jerry] "to go to sleep with."
- "But Dave kept waking up."
- Oh, Jerry, take the baby.
- I have to go to the hospital.
- [Jerry] You all right?
I'll see you soon, my darlings.
- [Jerry] Bye.
- Is Mum okay?
- [Jerry] Yeah. She's fine, yeah.
- [door closes]
- [Junie fusses]
- Will she be back in time for breakfast?
[Jerry] Yeah, she'll be back very soon,
I would think, yeah.
Now then, Junie, you've come in
halfway through the story here.
You don't know what's goin' on, do you?
Shall we start from the beginning?
Tib, what do you think?
From the beginning?
Yeah. Okay, Dad.
[TV playing]
- [knocking]
- [door opens]
- Uh, Bernie?
- [Bernard] Mmm?
[Angeli] It's, uh, time
for June's bed bath.
Now, you're welcome to stay,
or bacon sandwiches are on special
in the canteen.
It's up to you.
Oh, right. Uh my
- Oh.
- Yeah.
All right.
All right, love. I I'll, uh
Won't be long.
Fuck. Oh!
[grumbling]
[door opens]
[man on TV] That's a solid return there.
And after three months,
see how the transformation went,
and find out if this "have a go" paid off.
Coming up, another chance
Mmm.
Mmm.
Bread's a bit [mumbles]
I don't want it.
[sighs]
Fucking miserable places, aren't they, eh?
Hmm!
Miserable. Fucking miserable.
Miserable. Yeah.
[sighs] Yeah.
[car door closes]
[lively music playing]
- [Angeli inhales] Okay, here they come.
- [car door closes]
[gasps]
[panting]
[door opens]
Hi.
[Julia panting]
Mum.
You know, uh I feel fine now.
It was a false alarm, I think.
Silly me. [Chuckles]
Perhaps I should leave you to it.
[Julia and Molly panting]
[door opens]
I want to write a letter.
[door closes]
For the baby. For Helen.
For both of them.
I thought maybe you girls could help me.
[both sigh]
Got a piece of paper?
[Molly] You didn't have to terrify us.
Bloody hell, Mum.
Yes, I did.
You little shits.
[Molly gasps]
Now sit down.
[sighs]
[both sigh]
I lost my foot, you know.
Yeah. [Chuckles]
Um
Been about your age, yeah.
Yeah, my little 'un,
he was only two, my youngest.
On the barge.
Great big one,
a great big oceangoing one, yeah.
Yeah, no, we were mooring, and, um,
the rope got, uh, caught,
and the boat moved,
and it, like like, squeezed it,
wound itself round, like,
and squeezed it fucking
Fucking clean off!
Oop!
Yeah! [Chuckles]
Yeah, I know,
they stitched it back on, like, yeah.
Amazing, really, innit? Yeah, they
Put me back together.
Stitched it back on, put me back together.
Yeah.
Only not up here though.
[poignant music playing]
[June] "And your aunties,
Mol and Julia, will be there for you",
because, even though
I know they've had their differences,
"I also know
that they love each other, really."
"I love them both so much,
but I love them twice as much
when they love each other."
Do you wanna go first, or
I wanted to be exactly like you
when I was little.
I would've done anything you asked me.
I wanted to wear what you wore,
have the same fizzy drink
with two straws in it.
Same crisps, fuck's sake.
I even asked for a hamster
'cause you got one for your birthday.
I fucking hate hamsters.
I was 13 when you left home,
and I hated you for leaving.
I hated you for going
because I loved having you around.
And then you didn't come home as much,
and I just felt like I never saw you.
And I think I felt a bit abandoned.
Then you became
this big, successful person,
and I was still digging around
down the back of the sofa
for spare change.
[sighs]
Can you not see how that
just would've driven me completely insane?
[sighs heavily]
And you've always had such nice hair.
It's so fucking annoying.
- [Julia sighs]
- [distant siren wailing]
Jules?
[sighs]
[unzipping]
Do you want a Snickers?
Yeah.
[machine clatters]
[bleeping]
[sighs]
Thanks.
[sighs]
And you've got Tom, perfect Tom.
You know, I got pregnant
as soon as I met Jerry,
and I was 22 weeks,
I think, before I found out.
It's amazing Syd's all right, really.
I spent the entire time
smoking weed and drinking vodka.
I've always been juggling so much.
I was terrified
I was gonna drop one of my kids
or leave one behind.
[drops chocolate bar]
In fact, I did.
I left Ella by the baggage carousel
at Heathrow once.
And Tom, yeah
Yeah, Tom's he's lovely.
But he works on the other side
of the flipping world. I'm, um,
on my own most of the time.
At least you've got Jerry around.
It's not always helpful
having Jerry around.
But the point is you you've got a choice.
I wish I could stay at home with my kids.
That's the one thing I can't do.
I have so many responsibilities.
I have to pay for our life.
[sobs] Mum and Dad's mortgage,
and then your mortgage when you can't,
which I know
we're not supposed to talk about.
Helen's therapy.
Connor's next crisis.
[sobbing]
I do it all.
[inhales forcefully]
[groans]
Mum's dying, but it's the most time
I've spent with my kids in years.
And then there's the guilt.
All the school plays I've missed
and the football matches and [sniffles]
You know, you're that mother
who stands on the sidelines,
handing out the homemade flapjacks.
Oh
You you're really there for them.
[sighs]
You're so lucky.
[sighs]
[sighs]
[sighs]
[chocolate wrapper rustling]
[sighs]
Do you remember those sandals,
the ones with the
Two blue flowers
and a red flower across the toe?
[Julia] Um
No.
Yeah, you do. Mum got you them
that Hayling Island holiday.
You remember them.
And I was so jealous
that I held my breath and passed out.
Dad was so cross with me and you
that he threw us out and made us walk.
Threw us out of the car.
And then Connor
was so upset, he was sick in Helen's hair.
We had to go back
and get me a pair to match.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, I remember.
[sighs]
And then we had the exact same ones.
[chuckles]
[whispers] We were matching.
[laughs]
[sighs]
And then you left one of yours,
the left foot, on the beach.
We went back, but we couldn't find it.
Oh yeah. [Sniffles]
And, do you remember,
I lost the left foot of my pair?
Oh
Why are we talking about this?
'Cause I didn't lose it.
I buried it.
- What?
- I buried it, in the garden at number 75.
'Cause I wanted to be matching.
Oh!
- [sniffles]
- Look.
I know that, um, I have wanted
to circumcise your face
for quite some time.
[chuckles]
But I know you're a really good person.
[whispers] I'm sorry.
[sighs] I'm sorry too.
[gentle, bittersweet music playing]
[sighs]
Do you wanna cook
the Christmas dinner together?
Yeah.
That'd be really nice.
[bleeping]
[June] There.
[Molly] "Wancer."
What's "wancer"?
Wanker, darling.
There you go. Ten mils of morphine, June.
It'll drip through nice and slow
over the next ten hours.
[June] Mmm.
Means you'll get some sleep tonight.
I'll pop back in a bit.
You can't have wanker with a C, Mum.
That's not even a proper word.
[June] Oh, let me cheat.
- I haven't cheated enough in my life.
- [door closes]
Honestly, I wish
I'd been a bit more of a slut.
- [laughs]
- You know, misbehaved a bit more. Go on.
[Molly sniffles]
Go on, put it back.
- Yeah.
- [chuckles]
How's your sister?
We're cooking Christmas lunch together.
- [gasps]
- [chuckles]
[gentle, poignant music playing]
[June] Mmm.
[chuckles]
Mummy.
[music fades]
[Bernard] Oh. Mmm.
Hey, what what time is it?
[Helen] Hello, sleepyhead.
[Bernard] Hmm?
- [Helen] Dad?
- [Bernard] Huh?
Can you move your beers?
I made some space in the fridge.
Uh well yeah, all right, yeah.
I do need a wee. Uh yeah.
Will do, yeah.
Oof. [Winces]
[groans]
Dad, while you're in there,
can you just get Mum's Christmas vase
from that box, give it a rinse out?
It's just a bit dusty.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I trimmed some holly
we can put in it later.
- [grunts]
- Sh!
- [whispers] Dad!
- [Bernard] What?
- Do it quietly.
- [Bernard] Yeah, all right, yeah.
Uh, all right, Con...
- Connor, wait. Connor. Connor, wait!
- [Connor speaking indistinctly]
- All right, Con!
- That was Mum's bloody Christmas vase.
- Yeah, I know, but...
- Dad, that's one of my first memories. Sh!
Sh!
- My mum, your wife
- Yeah.
Is about to die.
- Yeah, I...
- She's gonna die really fucking soon.
You do realize that, don't you?
'Cause all I've seen you do
is is fucking sleep
and and make shit jokes and drink
and do the crossword puzzle
and not give a shit about anyone.
- Con.
- Or anything except for yourself.
[machinery bleeping]
Have you even noticed where we are, Dad?
You're being completely pathetic!
Please just be there for Mum
and fucking wake up!
Do you even still love her, Dad?
Hmm?
I'm going to the pub.
[melancholy music playing]
[inhales deeply]
[whispers] Fuck.
[woman 1 singing karaoke version
of "Feel Like I Wanna Cry"]
[song finishes]
- [applause]
- [woman 2] Whoo! Whoo!
[woman 1] Thank you very much! Thank you.
[woman 3] Thank you, everyone.
Next up onstage, someone you all know.
[applause]
Barry, has Barry, has my dad been in?
Give me a sec, Con.
- Be with you in two ticks, yeah?
- All right.
[Bernard] I'm Bernie, and, um
Uh, I'm gonna be
singing a song, uh, tonight
called, uh, "Georgia," uh
Yes, it's for my wife.
Some of you might know her, actually.
I know I definitely do. [Chuckles]
Um
- Uh, her name's not Georgia.
- Fuck.
It's, uh, June, Junie.
And, uh
Well, she's not here tonight because, um
She's
Well, 'cause she's
She's in hospital, and, um
She she's not gonna be, um
Not gonna be around
Uh, for much longer.
Um
I wanted to sing this because
So so she knows
I have been a bit of a
Bit of an arsehole
Uh
[sighs]
Bit of a shit dad to my boy and
They're good kids. So, anyway, I ju
This is for all of them.
Anyway, here we go.
["Georgia On My Mind" playing]
[coughs]
[sniffles]
Georgia
Oh, Georgia
[unsteadily] peace I
Just an old sweet song
Keeps Georgia
On my mind
I said Georgia
Oh, Georgia
A song of you
Comes as sweet and clear
As moonlight
Through the pine
[exhales forcefully]
Other arms reach out to me
Other eyes smile tenderly
Still in peaceful dreams I see
The road
Leads back back to you, Junie
Oh, June
Oh, my Junie
No peace
No peace I find
Just an old sweet song
Keeps my Junie
Keeps you on my mind
Keeps my Junie on my mind
["Georgia On My Mind" continues]
[inaudible]
See, over the fuckin'
Over the next couple of days,
the fucking stink in the car!
- We couldn't find
- [Connor laughs]
All right. [Sighs]
- Good luck.
- All right.
All right. [Grunts]
- Go on. Go on.
- [Bernard] That's it, push. That's it.
All right. Got it.
[sighs]
All right. Yeah.
Oh shit.
Dad?
What?
This was the holly
that was gonna go in her Christmas vase.
You should give it to her anyway.
- She'd like that.
- Oh, thank you, my boy. Ah.
- Ah.
- [Connor] Yeah.
[Bernard sighs]
I'm sorry, my darling.
Junie
Oh, Junie
- Junie
- [music fades]
Oh, my Junie
Just an old sweet song
Keeps my Junie
On my mind
I said just an old sweet song
Keeps my Junie
On my mind
Will you sing for me when I die, Bernie?
[scoffs]
Oh, my Junie.
Leave off. You're not gonna die.
Yes, I am.
Oh, my darling girl.
[gentle, poignant music playing]
Con.
[sighs]
[Bernard grunts]
- Christmas Day tomorrow, Con.
- [door closes]
[Connor] Uh
- Don't think it is, Dad.
- It has to be.
[seat belt clicks]
Ah, she's not gonna make it.
Uh
No, we've gotta do Christmas tomorrow.
Okay.
[Bernard] Yeah.
[sighs]
Happy Christmas, then, Dad.
- Hey?
- It's after midnight.
Oh yeah. [Chuckles]
Happy Christmas, my boy.
Attention, please, everyone.
Now, listen. Now
Today today is a very, very special day
because today is Christmas.
- No, it's not!
- It's not, Grandad.
- Christmas is next week.
- Uh, excuse me. Yes, it is.
It's Christmas for your Nanna.
I'm sorry, but do you
do you all love your Nanna?
[children] Yeah.
Well, that was crap, wasn't it?
Now, do you all love your Nanna?
- [children] Yes!
- [Bernard] Yay!
Right, now, are we gonna make this
the best Christmas
the world has ever seen?
- [children] Yes!
- Yes what?
- Yes, please!
- [Bernard] Excellent.
[silence]
[June breathing shallowly]
Don't be scared, Con.
[Connor sniffles]
Just live your life.
Just be exactly who you are.
Thank you for being my mum.
- [children yelling]
- [Bernard] Whoa! Steady!
Aah! Come on, come on!
- [Jerry] I'm back.
- Get everything?
[Jerry] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Jingle bells, jingle bells
- Where are the geese, Jerry?
- Well, about the gooses
- Jerry, where are the geese?
Don't freak out,
but I got something better.
- Dashing through the snow
- Okay?
In a one-horse open sleigh
Go on, ask me.
O'er the fields we go
What the fuck are those?
They are gooduckens.
- Making spirits bright
- What?
So that is a boneless chicken
stuffed inside a boneless duck.
You're thinking, "Is that it?" No!
'Cause they've all been stuffed
inside a boneless goose.
And that is apparently a real thing.
Boom. You're welcome.
And and I got those
for the same price as two gooses.
That's six birds for the price of two!
All right?
Who's the bloody king of shopping now, eh?
[sighs] I love you, you big idiot.
Together in a one-horse
If someone asked us what this felt like,
I don't think I'd be able to describe it.
[Connor] No.
Waiting for someone to die.
- [clinking]
- [June sighs]
[sighs]
[clinking]
- I'm starving.
- Yeah.
It's not even eleven o'clock.
I daren't move because he'll wake up.
Do you want a sandwich?
I can go to the canteen.
- Yeah, have you got cash?
- Bring it here. Yeah, I've got my card.
Okay.
All right.
I'll just be here.
- Do you want shit cheese or shit prawn?
- Both.
Okay. Here's the stickers.
[sighs]
- Hey.
- You all right?
Yeah, thanks.
I'm just gonna get a sandwich.
Okay.
[door opens]
[door closes]
[sobbing]
[sighs]
[sniffles]
[sighs]
[Ella vocalizing]
[Alfie] Guys, quick!
Got a surprise for you, Mum.
- Take you somewhere nice.
- Yeah.
- [jewelry clinking]
- [Connor] Okay.
- [Helen] You ready?
- [Connor] I got this.
[Helen] Let's go.
Where am I going?
- [Connor] Mind the corner.
- [Helen] Whee!
What is first, the shepherds or the kings?
I think it's the shepherds first,
then the kings.
Where are the crowns?
Have you got a crown?
Can you have a little look for me,
see if they're coming?
- Have a little peek.
- [Bernard] Sheep first.
- [Julia] Ben! Let's see. Is Nanna coming?
- [Syd] Like a swing.
- Can you see her? Is she coming?
- [Jerry] Yes, but
- [Syd] I was Mary.
- [Julia] Is she?
[Tibalt] No Nanna.
- [Julia] No one?
- No one.
- Only a chair.
- [Julia] Right.
[Connor] This way.
[elevator PA] Doors opening.
Come in!
Doors closing.
Here, Nanna.
I made this for you.
It's for our show.
- Is this your crown or this one?
- We've gotta find
- [Molly] Great, Syd.
- This is your one?
Tib, we've gotta work out a way of
- You've gotta be a sheep first.
- [baby June crying]
- Then we gotta put the crown on quick.
- [Molly] Is she all right?
- Yeah, sheep first.
- Sheep.
- [Julia] And then crown.
- Then crown.
[Molly] Tib, Tib, turn it off.
Merry Christmas, Nanna.
Stay here. I'm gonna go tell the others.
Alfie, where's the donkey?
- Guys, quick. She's here!
- [Jerry] Oh, she's coming.
- [all whispering] She's here.
- [Julia] Ready?
[Jerry] Okay, listen. Remember, I did
Pirates of Penzance when I was a kid.
- The director said, "Pace, pace, pace."
- [Syd] Dad, stop.
Okay? It's all about pace.
- [Molly] Quick, Tibalt. Tib, turn it off.
- [Tibalt] Wait!
- [all talking]
- [Julia] What does he do?
[Alfie] Where's the donkey?
[Ella] And where's the mat
for the first scene?
[Tibalt] Grandad, you picked one
[Alfie] Guys, where's my beard?
- Here's your beard.
- [Connor] Where's my beard?
- Billy, where's
- Okay, quick.
- Is this good?
- [Bernard] Have we got everything?
- Well, too bad. Get it in.
- [Bernard] Where is it Oh no.
Hurry up!
[whispers] The children have got
a surprise for you.
- [Ella] It's there! Good enough?
- [Bernard] A white coat'll be the sheep?
- Shh!
- [Syd] It's fine.
- Guys, someone help...
- Grandad!
- Sh!
- [Syd] Tibby. Tibby, come here.
- [Bernard] What?
- [Ella] Where's the donkey?
[Billy] My hair.
- Ella! My hair!
- [Ella] It's good!
[Alfie] You need to get ready.
Welcome to the Nativity, Nanna.
Ahem.
"In a small town called Nazareth,
there lived a young woman named Mary."
[Syd] Stop peeking!
[Ella] "One day, an angel
named Gabriel appeared
and told her she was gonna have a baby."
"People said it was a miracle,
an immaculate conception."
Immaculate conception,
much like this one here.
[laughs] Not really.
I had a bit more fun than that.
- Helen, stop it.
- Sorry.
Anyway, um, "Mary and Joseph went down
to Bethlehem to have their baby."
[playing "Little Donkey"]
Little donkey, little donkey
- On the dusty road
- [Ben shouts]
[Alfie] Billy, get on!
- Got to keep on plodding onward
- [Bernard] This way. Come on.
With your precious load
[clicks tongue, stamps foot]
[Connor] Who goes there?
Um, hi, sir.
My wife's having a baby.
[Connor] Congratulations.
Have you got any room?
[Connor] Uh
It's Christmas, mate. We're fully booked.
- [Alfie sighs]
- But you can go in the stable if you want.
It's a bit drafty, but should be okay.
How much?
Um
Ten old monies.
- [Alfie] I'll pay you later.
- [Connor] Deal.
[Alfie] Come on, Mary.
It's nice and warm in there.
Yes, you can have a little lie down.
Joseph, the baby, it's coming.
[gasping]
Focus. You can do this.
Come on, Mary. Dig deep.
- [Billy moaning]
- Come on.
- [puffing]
- [Billy screams]
Breathe!
- Come on. Push!
- [screaming]
- Push! Push!
- [continues screaming]
Yay! Whoo-hoo!
What shall we call it?
How about Jesus?
[all laugh]
Sounds good.
Meanwhile,
the heavenly, beautiful, angelic Gabriel
found the shepherds and the Wise Men.
- Shepherds? Wise Man.
- [Helen] And presented them to baby Jesus.
- Shepherd Yeah.
- [Helen] They brought him some gold
frankincense,
[both] and myrrh!
- You got the gold?
- There you go.
All right, push it. Okay.
- That's it. Come on, this way.
- Come on, Tib.
[Bernard] Come on. Look, Jesus!
- We got you gold! Frankincense!
- [Helen] Oh, lovely!
And myrrh!
- Hooray!
- [all cheering]
Silent night, holy night
All is calm, all is bright
Round yon virgin, mother and child
Away in a manger
No crib for a bed
The little Lord Jesus
Laid down his sweet head
The stars in the bright sky
Looked down where he lay
The little Lord Jesus
Asleep on the hay
The cattle are lowing
The baby awakes
[trailing off] But little Lord Jesus
No crying he makes
- Daddy.
- It's time.
[poignant music playing]
I'm all right.
No, I'm all right. I'm all right.
[Molly] Oh God.
My Junie.
Junie
Oh, Junie
Just an old sweet song
Keeps my Junie
On my mind
I said Junie
Oh, my Junie
A song of you
Comes as sweet and clear
As moonlight through the pines
[poignant music swells]
[music fades]
- [Julia] Lovely.
- [Bernard] What've you got?
- [Ella] Dad, want to come and sit with me?
- [Jerry] Gooducken two years in a row.
- Practically a tradition now.
- [Alfie] Yes!
[optimistic music playing]
[June] Hello, you dear little thing.
[Julia] What have you got?
[June] I hope that one day,
you read this letter
and feel that you've met me, somewhat.
I would've loved nothing more
than to meet you.
You're gorgeous. I know you are.
I bet you look just like your mummy.
She's a very special person, you know.
She's never cared what other people think,
and I've always admired that about her.
But please tell her Nanna said
she really mustn't wear yellow.
She'll listen to you.
I wish I could be there for your arrival,
but you've got a wonderful family
to welcome you.
Your aunties, Molly and Julia,
and your uncle Connor
will always hold your hand,
and they will love you no matter what.
- Shh!
- [June] Like I do.
So much.
I'm so excited for you
to get to know this beautiful world.
You've got it all to look forward to,
my darling.
Make lots of memories.
Good memories help you live forever.
Just like me.
- [Connor] Wow!
- [laughter]
[Connor] Right. Wow.
[June] Oh, now, remember to be silly,
and don't take things too seriously.
It's important to have a good laugh.
Your grandad will show you how to do that.
- [Ella] Can I try some?
- [Bernard] Absolutely nothing!
[June] Please tell Mummy that I miss her.
Tibby!
[June] And I'm so proud of her.
And never, please, never stop telling her
that you love her.
It will make her heart sing.
- [Ella] Makes your lips a bit tingly!
- [Bernard] Oh, yeah, well
- Oh, yeah
- [Julia] It's making them tingle.
[June] I've had a wonderful life
simply being part of this family.
[June chuckles]
My greatest achievement
and my biggest adventure.
Raise your glasses.
To June.
- To Nanna.
- To Mum.
- June.
- To Mum.
- To Mum.
- Merry Christmas, Dad.
[Julia] We love you.
Cheers, darling.
[June] If you ever need me,
I'm still here,
just pottering around
in all my old memories,
jumping from one to the next.
Benji! Benji, it's snowing!
- Aah!
- Hooray!
[June] I will forever be here, my angel,
in heart and soul
until we meet one day.
I love you.
I love you all.
Goodbye.
June.
[optimistic music continues]
[music fades]
A mother's song can never be unheard
Her soothin' voice can calm
The stormy seas with just one word
Little ones
You'll miss me when I'm gone
Go ahead and cry but not for long
The coming snow
Will let you know I'm here
It falls down slow, so gentle, so
To kiss you on your ear
See me in the songs we used to play
That way I will never go away
And when you cry remember
The love I had with you
And always try remember
The last thing we would do
We would have our good goodbye
Just before I close my eyes
We would have our good goodbye
Just before I close my eyes
And when you cry remember
The love I had with you
And always try remember
The last thing we would do
We would have our good goodbye
Just before I close my eyes
We would have our good goodbye
Just before I close my eyes
[music fades]
[gentle, poignant music playing]
[music fades]