Goofy Movie, A (1995) Movie Script
Max.
Max.
Max.
Roxanne?
What's wrong?
- Hello? Hello?
- Max! Where the heck are ya, man?
- P.J.?
- You should've been here an hour ago.
What? Whaddya... Hold on.
- Oh, no!
- Look, maybe we should just call the whole thing off.
No way, man. It's now or never.
Well, you better get a move
on. I'll meet you at my locker.
- Mornin', son.
- Dad!
Oops. I forgot.
Mornin', son. Came to see
if you had any dirty clothes.
Yeah, well, there they
are. Help yourself.
- Max, I thought we talked about this.
- Yeah, look, I'm sorry, Dad.
I'll... I'll take care of it later.
- What's the big rush?
- I'm running late.
Ooh. I could drive you
in on my way to work.
Uh, no. No, thanks. I,
uh, I need the exercise.
Aw, come on, Max.
Dad!
No.
Oh, Dad, you ruined it.
Sorry about that? Who was he anyway?
It's only Powerline, Dad, the
biggest rock star on the planet.
Ohh, not bigger than Xavier
Cugat, the mambo king.
Everybody mambo.
Dad! Come on. There's no time for this.
What if the neighbours see us, huh?
Maxie, wait up! You forgot your lunch.
Have a good day.
They've been laughin'
since I can remember
But they're not gonna laugh any more
No more Maxie the Geek
No more goof of the week
Like before
No more algebra tests 'til September
No more lookin' at losers like him
- No more havin' to cheat
- No more mystery meat
- No more gym, No more gym
- No more gym, No more gym
- Gonna move to the mall
- Gonna live in the pool
Gonna talk to Roxanne
and not feel like a fool
'Cause after today I'm gonna be cruisin'
After today she'll be mine
After today my brains'll be snoozin'
If I don't think I'll be fine
I've got 40 more
minutes of Home Economics
- Then down with the textbooks
- And up with the comics
Just think of all the
time I've been losin'
Finding the right thing to say
But things'll be goin'
my way after today
She looked right through me
And who could blame her
I need a new me
Plus some positive proof
that I'm not just a goof
And after today I'm gonna be cruisin'
No more pep rallies to cut Blah
After today my brains'll be snoozin'
I'm gonna sit on my butt
I've got less than an hour
And when this is ended
I'll either be famous
Or you'll be suspended
Just think of all the
time I've been losin'
Waiting until I could say
Gonna be on my own
Kiss the parents goodbye
Gonna party from now
'til the end of July
Things'll be goin' my way after today
I wish that this was the day
After today
- Are you all right?
- Yeah, yeah, I'm okay. I just, uh...
Down the, the stair. I was... I came.
I can't believe I did that.
She finally says hi to me,
and what do I do? I choke!
Ha-yuk! I looked like a big spaz.
Where have you been, buddy?
Hi, Peej. Did you get the camera?
Look, Max, if my dad catches me with this,
he'll kill me. Are you sure we gotta do this?
It's my only chance, Peej. To
Roxanne, I'm, I'm just a nobody.
But after today...
Bobby.
Wow. Look. A-All this is for us?
Mmm. Slurpage.
Oh, this is gonna be so great, man.
- Dude, need fundage, bro.
- Oh, your fee. Yeah, yeah. Right here.
Cheddar!
Cheddar whizzy!
Mm. It's pretty scrumptious.
Let's do it, ladies.
As student body president,
I just wanna say, like...
"yea," to all of us
for a really neat year.
Yo, Stacey! Talk to me.
Talk to me. Talk to me, baby.
And, also, that I hope you can all attend
my totally amazing end-of-school party...
next Saturday to watch the Powerline
concert live on pay-per-view.
Thank you. Thank you very much.
And now without further
ado, Principal Mazur.
Thank you, Stacey, and good
morning, boys and girls.
You know, every year on
the last day of school...
I have several youngsters
approach me and say...
"Principal Mazur, what can we do
to not waste our summer vacation?
We don't wanna waste our free
time sleeping or visiting friends."
Say, uh, Roxanne,
about Stacey's party...
How you, uh, how you
doin' down there, Bobby?
Don't gimme that attitude, you
guys. I'm doin' it all for you.
This is nuts. I don't why I
let you guys talk me into this.
If my dad finds out, he's
gonna nuke my entire existence.
Of the element. Or...
- I hope this works.
- How about science slumber parties?
Wha...
Hey! I'm not gonna get...
Some people settle
for the typical things
Livin' all their lives
waitin' in the wings
It ain't a question of
"if" Just a matter of time
Before I move to the front of the line
Once you're watchin'
every move that I make
You gotta believe that
I got what it takes
To stand out
Even if I gotta shout it loud
'Til mine is the only face you'll see
Gonna stand out
'Til you notice me, yeah
A little smokage.
If I can make you stop and take
a look at me instead of just
Walkin' by
There's nothin' that I wouldn't
do if it was gettin' you to notice
I'm alive
All I need is half a chance A
second thought, a second glance
To prove I got whatever it takes
- It's a piece of cake
- To stand out
Wow! Who's that guy?
'Til mine is the only face you'll see
Gonna stand out
Hey, it's the goof boy.
We're busted.
Come on. Smile.
Smiley wily.
Oh, come on, Kimmie. Give me a big s...
Stop goofin' around. We got work to do.
Okay, Kimmie, back to Mommy now.
You're such a cute little girlie.
Oh, come back and see me.
Oh, you have such a way with children.
"You have such a way
with children." Pah!
Okay, now, who's next over here?
Step aside, Goof. Let a
pro show you how it's done.
Okay, who's next over here?
Oh, hello, precious.
You lucky woman. Now, now,
now, you come on here, honey.
- It's picture time. Come on.
- Peekaboo!
- She's so cute.
- Peekaboo!
Gosh, Pete, you sure are good with kids.
Oh, yeah. Well, they love me.
Why, P.J., he's been beggin' me to
take him on vacation this summer.
Really? Where you goin'?
Campin'. Nothin' like the great
outdoors to strengthen the bond...
between a father and a son.
Oh, Max'd never go
for anything like that.
- I don't know, Goof. Something's wrong...
- Ooh, gimme, gimme, gimme.
when a kid won't spend
time with his parents.
What, for all you know, he's
runnin' around with some gang...
and stealin' stuff and
causin' riots and...
- Gimme! Gimme!
- Oh, Max is a good kid.
He'd never get mixed up
in somethin' like that.
I'm a failure, complete loser.
My one chance to impress
Roxanne, and I blew it.
Uh-huh. Max, look.
It's the leaning tower of cheese-a.
Oh, man. My dad is gonna
smash me like a bug.
Hey, P.J. Detention.
Robert Zimuruski.
Okay, I'm comin'.
Max, here. Guard this
with your life, dude.
Hey, Mazur.
What's up, bro? All right.
Then my parent's air conditioning went
on the fritz, so I figured with all...
those kids in my house, the place would
be like a sauna, so I'm all freaked out,
but then I thought, like,
"Use it," so my theme's gonna
be: Powerline goes rain forest.
Too much? Roxanne.
Are you listening?
- Stacey, no. I don't wanna...
- Talk to him.
Tap him.
- Gosh, I'm sorry.
- It's okay. Really.
- Um, I-I liked your dance.
- Yeah.
Yeah? Yeah, it's from
Powerline's new video.
I know. He-He's totally a genius.
Y-Yeah, he's, uh, he's doin'
a concert next week in L.A.
Oh, yeah. Stacey's
showing it at her party.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
Um, uh, Roxanne...
I was, uh, sorta kinda
thinkin' that maybe I'd, uh...
ask you to go with me,
that is, to the party.
Of course, if you don't want
to, I'd completely understand.
Well, I was sorta kinda
thinkin' that I'd love to.
- Yeah? - Yeah.
- Good. - Great.
- Terrific. - Wonderful.
- All right. - Okay.
Come on, Roxanne. We don't wanna
beleaguer the moment now, do we?
- Well, I better be going.
- I'll, uh, call you later.
Okay. Bye. Oh.
- Bye.
- See? That wasn't so bad.
- I told you men are easy to deal with.
- Yes! She said yes!
Everybody mambo!
But it's not my break yet.
Yeah! Dance with her. Groove with her.
- Miss Maples!
- Yes, sir?
Get that boy's father
on the phone at once.
Right away, sir! Whoo!
- Hello?
- Uh, yes, Mr Goof.
This is Principal Mazur. I'm calling
in regard to your son, Maximilian.
Max? Oh, my gosh. Is he hurt?
No, Mr Goof. He's in trouble!
Trouble? What kinda trouble?
- Dressed like a gang member...
- Gang member?
your son caused the entire student
body to break into a riotous frenzy.
- Riot? Couldn't be my...
- If I were you, Mr Goof...
I'd seriously reevaluate the
way you're raising your child...
before he ends up in the electric chair.
The electric chair?
What am I gonna do?
Blue-light special on aisle three.
Blue-light special on aisle three.
Lake Destiny.
Okay, kiddo. Now smile.
- Lake Destiny, Idaho.
- Lake Who... What?
You were right, Pete. Nothin'
like the great outdoors...
to strengthen the bond
between father and son.
- You said so yourself.
- Well, yeah, but I...
I'm goin' fishin'!
I'm goin' fishin' with my boy!
Yeah. Okay, precious, gimme a big smi...
Fishy! Fishy!
- Cool concert, lad.
- What?
You wailed, bud.
- Hey, Max, wicked dance.
- Thanks.
Forget it, girl. He's Roxanne's.
Way to go, man. I just
heard about you and Roxanne.
- Oh, Peej.
- You stud.
See? See? I told you
our plan would work.
- Max. Max! Max! Max!
- Maximum! Maximum!
Max! Max! Max! Max!
Max! Max! Max! Max!
Max! Max!
All I need is half a chance A second
thought A second glance to prove
I got whatever it takes
It's a piece of cake
To stand out above the crowd
Even if I gotta shout out loud
'Til mine is the only face you'll see
I'm gonna stand out Stand out, hey
Stand out Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Stand out
'Til mine's the only face you'll see
Gonna stand out
So you notice me
- Goin' somewhere, Pop?
- Sure are, pal-o-roony.
Cool. Have a good time, Dad. If you're gonna
be gone more than a month, drop me a line.
But, Max, this isn't just my vacation.
It's a vacation with
me and my best buddy.
- Oh, Donald Duck?
- No, silly. With you.
Are you okay, Maxie?
- Wh-What did you say?
- That's right!
A vacation, son! We'll spend
some real quality time together.
- I think I'm gonna be sick.
- Hey! Got a present for ya.
No, Dad. Stop. I can't go
with ya. I got things to do.
You look just like I did at your age.
- Please don't say that, Dad.
- Wait. I saved the best for last.
It's been handed down from
Goof to Goof to Goof...
and now, it's yours, son.
- A stick?
- No, silly. A fishin' pole.
Fishing? We're going fishing?
Yup. Just like my dad and me did.
Two best buddies fishin'
on Lake Destiny...
away from it all.
I don't wanna be away from
it all, Dad. I like it all.
Hey, look, Maxie. We're usin'
the same map me and my dad used.
We'll take the same route and make
the same stops and see the same sights.
- But that trip'd take weeks, Dad.
- Exactly.
- Gettin' there is half the fun.
- Put the map away, Dad. It's not gonna happen.
- I'm tellin' ya, it's not...
- Careful, son. You'll wrinkle my past.
And our future. What the map
says, Max, we will follow.
That's very mystical
and everything, Dad...
but, uh, seriously, there's
this party I have to go to.
Oh, there'll be plenty of time for
parties when you're older, Maxie.
Why, when I was your age, I'd
never even been invited to a party.
Look at me now.
- Great, Dad.
- Hop in, Maxie.
No.
All right, then. Guess
I'll just have to go...
all alone, that's all.
Just sit in the boat all alone...
and talk to myself.
- All alone.
- I guess so.
- Aw, come on. Hop in.
- No, Dad.
- Just hop right in there.
- No.
Come on, Maxie. Go for it.
And we're ready for takeoff.
- Set for adventure, Maxie?
- Why are you doing this to me, Dad?
'Cause I don't want you to
end up in the electric chair.
- Electric chair? What are you...
- I'm not givin' up on you, son.
Together, we're gonna work this out.
- Work this out? But, Dad...
- No "buts" about it, Maxie boy.
- Your old pop knows best.
- But...
Goodbye, house. Goodbye, mailbox.
Goodbye, pile of broken wood.
Goodbye, hopes. Goodbye, dreams.
Goodbye, Roxanne. Roxanne!
Dad, I-I gotta stop somewhere
first. I-I have to talk to someone.
- Well...
- Quick! Turn here!
Dad! Dad! Watch out!
Dad, quick! Here! Pull over.
Now make it quick, Maxie boy.
We gotta put some road behind us.
You get and cancel your first
date in less than an hour.
Must be some kinda lame-o record.
Hi. Is Roxanne home?
Uh, m-m-my
name's Max.
Does Roxanne live here?
- Does she even live on this block?
- Wait.
It's okay, Daddy. Max
is a friend from school.
Go on. Go on. Good daddy.
- Hey, Max.
- H-Hi there.
You wanna, uh, have a seat?
Daddy! I promise, he'll be better
behaved when you pick me up for the party.
Yeah, that's, uh, sorta why I came by.
I'm really looking forward to it, Max.
- Yeah, I was too.
- Was?
You see, my dad's on this
stupid father/son kick and...
Oh, don't worry about it,
Max. It's just a dumb party.
No, it's not. It... Roxanne, I
really wanted to go with you. I...
- No, I... Max, I understand. Really. It's okay.
- But my dad surprised me.
- I don't even wanna go, but I have no choice.
- I'm sure I can find...
someone else.
- Someone else?
- I'll just talk to you later.
Uh, uh, Roxanne, uh, my dad is, uh...
My dad's taking me to the
Powerline concert in L.A.
Your dad's taking you clear across
the country just to see a concert?
Uh, well, you see, uh, my dad...
uh, knew, knows, knows Powerline.
They... They used to play
together in, in a band. Yeah.
Come on, son. Let's get
this show on the road.
Uh, just a minute,
you party animal, you.
- You're really serious.
- Absolutely.
So, uh, you aren't still thinkin'
of goin' with someone else, are you?
- Well, I guess...
- Because I was hopin' I could, uh...
wave to you on stage when we join
Powerline for the final number.
This is incredible.
Well, I wouldn't miss our date for
anything that wasn't incredible, Roxanne.
Have a great time at the concert, Max.
I'll see you on TV.
I'm in deep sludge.
Day one. Well, here we are...
out on the open road, retracin'
the steps of my boyhood.
And here's Maxie.
Say hi, Max.
- Well, how 'bout a wave?
- Not now, Dad.
What a kidder.
Hmm.
Fun games I used to play with my dad.
"Road bingo. Twenty que..."
Hey, Maxie, uh, let's play a game.
You think of a name, and
I'll try and guess who it is.
- Uh, man or woman?
- Oh, man.
Man, huh? Hmm.
That's a toughy. Uh, let's see.
- Walt Disney.
- Right.
I'm good at this. Now,
uh, I'll think of one.
Hmm.
Oh! You wanna sing a song, huh?
Me and my dad used to
sing this one all the time.
High hopes He's got high hopes
He's got high apple pie
In the sky hopes
Oh, in the...
Oops there goes another rubber tree
Oops there goes anoth...
Oops there goes
Oops, Oops
Oh, g-great, Dad. Now
we don't have any music.
Oh, Maxie, it's not so bad.
We'll just have to entertain ourselves.
Do ya need a break from modern livin'
Do ya long to shed your weary load
If your nerves are raw
and your brain is fried
Just grab a friend and
take a ride together
On the open road
Come on, Maxie!
All in all I'd rather have detention
All in all I'd rather eat a toad
My old man drives like such a
klutz that I'm about to hurl my guts
Directly upon the open road
There's nothin' can upset me
'Cause now we're on our way
Our trusty map will
guide us straight and true
Roxanne, please don't forget
me I will return someday
Though I may be in traction when I do
- Me and Max relaxin' like the old days
- This is worse
- Than dragon breath and acne, I'm so mad
- In a buddy-buddy kind of mode
- I think I may explode
- When I see that highway I could cry
You know, that's funny So could I
Just bein' out on the open road
Howdy, boys Is this the way to Nashville
Watch it, mac Or you'll be gettin' towed
I'm in no hurry to arrive
'Cause I'll be turnin' 65
The next time I sees the open road
Just a week of rest and relaxation
- Yeah.
- And the odd romantic episode
- Very odd.
- And it's California or bust
Look out, you dirtbags, eat my
dust From now on I own the open road
It's me and little Maxie
My pipsqueak pioneer
They're partners forever Westward ho
- Yee-haw.
- Could someone call a taxi And get me outta here
To Beverly Hills 90210
Oh, every day another new adventure
Every mile another new zip code
And the cares we have are gone for good
And I'd go with them if I could
I got no strings on me
I'm feelin' fancy free
How wonderful to be
On the open road
Sick of modern livin'
Dad, you're gonna get us killed!
- Why don't you just give me the map?
- Oh, no, thanks, son.
Navigating's a big responsibility.
'Sides, you wouldn't wanna
spoil the big surprise.
I'm takin' you to
someplace pretty special.
Gosh! It's even better
than I remembered.
No, Mommy! I don't wanna go!
Yeah, fun. Tell you what. I'm just
gonna wait right here in the car.
You party pooper. Come
on. This is gonna be fun.
Oh, howdy there, folks.
Lester's is proud to
present the awesome posse...
jamboree.
Here it is.
Oh, boy. Just in time.
Howdy, folks. Who's
your favourite possum?
Lester!
- Got us a seat right up front.
- Let me introduce you to the posse.
Here's Beuford, Beulah and Mordachai.
Hey, Lester. Ready for yodelin'?
- Sure am, Beuford.
- Now gather round my possum pals
Join the jamboree, come hoot and
howl and holler from the heart
This is pathetic.
Join in, folks. It's yodelin' time.
Lester's Possum Park
Don't you wanna be, mm-hmm
A-hangin' from a tree, uh-huh
We're mighty glad to see ya
And the parking's always free
Here at Lester's
Po-Po-Po-Possum
Park
Hey, that's the ticket.
I'll be right back,
my little possum pal.
- My life's a living...
- Hello, little buddy.
Who's your favourite possum?
Don't touch me.
Aww. Why such a long face?
You're so sad.
I know! You need a big hug from Lester.
- Don't even think about it.
- See?
Now ya feel all good inside.
Beat it, doofus.
Oh, no. No, Dad, not that. Please!
Here you go, sport. What
say we get our picture taken?
You have got to be kidding.
All right, but you're missin' out.
Hiya, son!
Hey, everyone, check out the dork.
- Say "sassafras."
- Sassy-fras!
Get it! Get it! Get it!
That's the spirit, Maxie!
Whoa! No!
Dad, stop! Please!
Dad, look, this is embarrassing!
Don't! Don't! Don't! Let me go! Dad!
Ta-da!
It's Dork and Dork Junior.
Max!
Hey, what the heck ya tryin' to do?
- I'm tryin' to get away from you.
- Me? What'd I do?
- Forget it.
- I thought we was havin' fun. What's the matter?
Nothin'. Let's just go.
Well, come on!
Oh, you dropped your hat.
This is the stupidest
vacation! You drag me from home!
You jam me in this dumb car,
then drive a million miles away...
to see some stupid rat show!
Call me when the trip's over.
Hey, Max, you wanna get
in some fishin' practice?
Just a couple of days 'til
we get to Lake Destiny.
Maybe later.
Whoa. Now that's camping.
Oh, did you say somethin', Max? Ow!
- Pete?
- Goofy?
What a serendipity doo-dah!
Who'd have thunk it, huh?
- Is P.J. here?
- Who? Oh, yeah.
I'm sure he's loafin'
around here somewhere.
It ain't a question of
how Just a matter of when
You get the message
that I'm tryin' to send
I'm under a spell I'm in over my head
And you know I'm goin'
all of the way to the end
- What a goob.
- To stand out above the crowd
Even if you got to shout out loud
No matter what the Look it's Max, I g...
- Max! Whoa! Small wilderness, dude.
- He-He-Hey!
- Didn't expect to run into you.
- Apparently not.
You just jealous, man, 'cause
you ain't got the moves.
Yeah, you can keep the moves, but
I wouldn't mind havin' this RV. Oh.
- You are so lucky.
- Me?
- Come on. You're the star.
- Wh-Whaddya...
Goin' to the Powerline concert.
Ah, it's unbelievable, man.
- Who told you about that?
- Hey, come on. Everybody in town knows about it, Max.
You are gonna be famous,
buddy, especially with Roxanne.
There's, uh, only one person who
doesn't know about it yet, Peej.
- Who?
- My dad.
So tell me, Goof, is that kid
of yours still givin' you guff?
Oh, I don't know what's
wrong. It's just seems like...
everything I try only
drives Max further away.
Oh, maybe I oughta just
back off. I don't know.
Wrong, Goof. Look,
if you keep 'em under your thumb...
they'll never end up in the gutter.
Too bad, Pete. Almost.
Almost. Watch this.
P. J!
Yes, sir. Comin', sir. Yes, sir.
Whoo-hoo! Strike-ola! Yee-haw!
Thank you! Thank you! Yes!
And the crowd goes wild.
High five, son. Psych!
- Say, Goof, why don't you two stay for dinner?
- Cool!
Oh, no, thanks, Pete. Uh, Max
and I have some fish to catch.
Aw, Dad, we can do that tomorrow.
So, uh, what are we havin'?
- But, Max, I thought...
- Under your thumb, Goof.
- Maximilian. - What?
- Get your gear, little man.
We're goin' fishin'.
And I mean now!
- Dad, I don't even know how to fish.
- Aw, now come on.
That never stopped me. Lemme
show you a little family secret...
handed down through about
- The perfect cast.
- The perfect what?
The perfect cast. My dad taught
it to me when I was about your age.
Okay, now. Watch carefully.
You gotta be loose...
relaxed, with your feet apart and...
quarter to three, tour jete...
twist, over, pas de deux.
I'm a little teapot And the wind-up!
- Huh?
- And let her fly!
The perfect cast.
And now, we reel her in.
Whoa!
Quick! Get the camera!
Must be over three pounds.
I don't wanna miss this.
- Look, Max.
- Uh, D-D-Dad, it's Bigfoot!
Could you back up a bit, Mr
Foot? Uh, you're outta focus.
What's the idea...
Bigfoot!
Behold the legendary
Bigfoot. Fabled but seldom...
- It's locked!
- Quick! The sunroof!
Hurry up!
Hurry up!
I can't believe it. Bigfoot.
And I got the only video.
We're gonna be famous.
Let's just get outta here.
Is he gone yet?
Nope. Still here.
Gee, Max, was that
Bigfoot or your stomach?
Man, I'm starving.
Alphabet soup comin' up.
Uh, uh, uh, Dad?
Dad! Would you please stop
playin' around? He's coming!
Well, you can tell by
the way I use my walk
I'm a woman's man No time to talk
The music loud and women
warm I've been kicked around
Since I was born But then
it's all right, that's okay
Well, it's nice to know this
thing's good for somethin'.
Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah Stayin'
alive, stayin' alive
Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah Stayin' alive
What's so funny?
- "Hi, Dad" soup.
- Huh?
Aw, don't tell me you don't
remember "Hi, Dad" soup.
Aw, come on. Sure you do.
You used to spell things
out usin' the letters.
Like, uh, "Hi, Dad" or "Maxie" or...
- Ambidextrous.
- Yeah. That's... Huh?
- Aw, little words like, uh...
- Hasta la vista?
- Like "bye-bye."
- Or "I pledge allegiance..."
Or "I love you."
Is it, uh, is it soup yet?
Oh, I almost forgot.
Whoa! Where'd you learn to do that?
Your granddad taught me that
when we went to Yosemite.
- You two did a lot together, huh?
- Yup.
- Max, you and I have...
- Dad, listen, I'm sorry.
Uh, how's the soup?
Not bad. Um, not...
- What?
- Nothin'.
Well, we might as
well get some shut eye.
I don't think we're
goin' anywhere tonight.
Night, Maxie.
"Dear Roxanne, couldn't sleep...
so I thought I'd drop you a line.
Dad and I are havin' a great time.
We're only days away from L. A...
and I can hardly wait
for the big concert."
More "Hi, Dad" soup, please.
"Dear Roxanne...
I'm sorry I lied, but I'm not really
going to the Powerline concert.
You may never wanna see me again..."
Oh, man.
I'm dead no matter what I do.
How many cups of sugar does
it take to get to the moon?
Uh, three and a half?
- Pick up!
- Hold your horses.
- Short stack?
- Right here.
- Here ya go, hon.
- Eggs? Eggs?
- Eggs!
- Oh, oh, uh, yeah. Yeah, right here. Sorry.
Here ya go, cutie.
- Max, I think we need to talk about this.
- Huh?
It seems to me you need to start
takin' some responsibility around here.
Excuse me, uh, can I have
your attention, please?
I, Goofy, hereby dub
my son, Maximilian...
official navigator and head
which-wayer of this here road trip.
- Isn't that lovely?
- Yee-haw!
- Seriously?
- I'm not even lookin' at the map any more.
As a matter of fact, you can pick all
the stops from here to Lake Destiny.
I trust you wholeheartedly, son.
To the open road.
To the open road.
- Ooh!
- Ow!
Oh, boy!
Gosh.
Whoa-ho-ho!
Check out the bed.
Check out the dresser. Coral!
Nice lamp.
Classy choice there, navigator.
This is the police. We've
got the place surrounded, see?
You Goofs come out with your hands up!
You should've seen
the look on your face!
You really had him fooled, Pete.
Me? You jumped outta your skin.
- Nah-uh. I was just pretendin' for your sake.
- Oh, right, sure.
- Did too.
- Did not.
Oh, ain't this sweet?
Don't let him fool you with
that buddy-buddy act now.
Under your thumb.
So, since we're all bein' palsy-walsy
here, how 'bout lettin' me hook up the RV.
- Well...
- Oh, it's just a little tiny extension cord.
- You'll hardly even notice it.
- Okay.
Great! P.J.
Hey, Goof, why don't you order us
a pizza? This might take a while.
- No, I mean it...
- Here you go, kids.
- I'm gonna go check out the hot tub.
- Uh, okay, sir.
- All right.
- I can't believe you, man.
Whatever made you think your dad
would fall for a stupid idea like that?
- It wasn't stupid.
- Come on. It was really stupid. Changing the map?
I-I-I didn't know what I was doin', all
right? I-I... I was... I was panicked. I...
Takin' a break from
the MTV generation, huh?
Can't say as I blame ya.
People are always puttin' too
much water in these things.
So, um, you and your son seem to be,
uh, gettin' along just hunky-dory, huh?
Yeah, it's been great.
You know, it's funny, but none
of your techniques worked for me.
Harder I tried, the worse it got.
Once I eased up, things just clicked.
Oh, that's swell. So there's
no problems then, huh?
Not a one.
Well, that's... I...
I just hate to be the bearer
of bad news, but, uh...
- What is it, Pete?
- Your kid's dupin' ya.
- Whaddya mean?
- Well, I heard the little mutant tellin' P. J...
that he changed the map, so you're
headin' straight to L.A., pal.
- What?
- Aw, you tried, Goof.
He's just a bad kid, that's all.
- I don't believe you.
- What?
- I don't believe ya, Pete.
- Well, hey, don't take my word for it. Check your map.
I don't need to check
the map. I trust my son.
You know, maybe Max isn't all the
things that you think a son should be...
but he loves me.
Hey, my son respects me.
Yeah.
Check the map, Goof.
Hi, Dad.
Sorry about the mess.
I'll... I'll clean it up.
- I think I better go.
- See ya, Peej.
- Don't forget: Powerline.
- Shh!
Well, here you go, navigator.
Just follow my route on the map, son.
Okay.
Um, uh...
Here comes our junction.
Okay, Max, now this
is it. Left or right?
Come on, Max!
Left!
How 'bout a song, Dad?
Uh, a game? A game. Yeah. Yeah, a
game. Okay. Uh, a man or a woman?
A man? A man. Okay, uh, Walt Disney.
Dad. Listen, about my directions.
Will you listen to me? I
gotta tell you somethin', Dad.
Why bother? I'm probably too
stupid to understand anyway, right?
Forget it.
- H-H-H-Hey, the car!
- What? Now you wanna drive too?
No, Dad. The car! Look!
The car!
- What'd you do now, Max?
- I didn't do anything, Dad. I only touched it.
- You locked it!
- I locked it? It's your door. You locked it.
Well, you distracted me.
- Whoa!
- You should've put the brake on!
Why don't you just put it on yourself?
See? You ruin everything.
Well, you ruined the vacation!
I ruined it?
I never wanted to go...
on this stupid vacation!
- Now look where you got us, Dad!
- Where I got us?
- You should've let me stay at home.
- Why?
- So you'd end up in prison.
- Prison? What are you talkin' about?
- Your principal called me...
- It's not what you're thinkin'.
You even lied to me.
I had to. You were ruining my life.
I was only tryin' to
take my boy fishin', okay?
I'm not your little boy any
more, Dad. I've grown up!
- I've got my own life now.
- I know that. I just wanted to be part of it.
You're my son, Max. No
matter how big you get...
you'll always be my son.
There are times you drive
me shall we say, bananas
And your mind is missin'
no offence, a screw
- None taken.
- Still, whatever mess I land in
Who was always understandin'
Nobody else but you
Oh, your moodiness is
now and then, bewilderin'
- And your values may be so to speak, askew
- Gesundheit.
Thanks Who deserves a hero's trophy
As we face each catastrophe
Nobody else but you
Nobody else but you
It's just our luck
We're stuck together
Nobody else but you
Is crazy enough to
believe we'll come through
So your jokes are all
let's face it, prehistoric
And your music sounds
like monkeys in a zoo
But when life becomes distressin'
Who will I be S.O.S. in'
If you're havin' trouble
guessing Here's a clue
Though he seems intoxicated
He's just highly animated
And he's nobody else
But nobody else but you
We've turned into
A true blue duo
Hard times We've had a few
Like we're thrown in the drink
Like we're tossed outta town
But when I start to sink
Hey, I'd rather go down
With nobody else
But Y-O-U
Aw, Dad.
Well, anyway, I figure she's never
gonna wanna talk to me again...
much less go out with me.
- What a dumb lie, huh?
- Well, whaddya know?
My Maxie, in love.
Gosh, you're really growin' up.
Happened so fast I
guess I sorta missed it.
Well, I think the only
thing for us to do now...
is to get you up on stage
with this Powerline feller.
Uh, how are we gonna do that?
Now, you just leave that up to me.
No, Dad, really. I-I think we
should just, you know, forget it.
Now, how come you always think I'm
gonna lead you into some sorta calamity?
- Uh, uh, Da-Dad.
- What's wrong now?
Look!
A waterfall.
Waterfall!
Dad!
Max!
Grab ahold, Max!
Dad!
three, tour jete, twist.
I'm a little teapot Let her fly.
Perfect cast.
Boy, this has been one crazy vacation.
And it's not over yet.
Dad.
We made it. Come on, Max.
Let's get you on stage.
Uh, maybe this isn't such a good idea.
Yeah, Yeah
Then again. Dad? Dad?
Hey, Yeah
I got myself a notion
And one I know that you'll understand
To set the world in motion
By reaching out for each other's hand
- Dad?
- Maybe we'll discover
- What we should've known all along
- What are you doin' here?
- Yeah, Yeah
- Hey!
- One way or another
- Max?
- Together's where we both belong
- Max?
If we listen to each other's hearts
We'll find we're never too far apart
And maybe love is the reason why
For the first time ever
we're seein' it eye to eye
That Goof kid ain't there.
Don't worry. He'll be there.
Seein' it eye to eye
Seein' it eye to eye
- Excuse me, uh, uh...
- Seein' it eye to eye
- I think we're seein' it
- Max? Hey!
Hey... Hey, Dad! Dad!
Do the perfect cast.
If you're ever lonely
- Stop, you don't have to be
- Whoa!
Whoa!
After all, it's only a
beat away from you to me
Take a look inside to see
Yeah, if we listen to each other's heart
- We'll find we're never too far apart
- Yeah! Max is on the tube!
- Look, that's Max! I know him!
- And maybe love's
The reason why For the first
time ever, we're seein' it
- He did it!
- Eye to eye
Seein' it eye to eye
Seein' it eye to eye, baby
For the first time For the first time
Eye to eye, Seein' it
- Seein' it, baby
- Yeah!
For the first time
- Yeah, yeah, come on, baby
- Seein' it
- Eye to eye, eye to eye
- Eye to eye
- Eye to eye, eye to eye
- Eye to eye
Eye to eye
You're doin' the right thing, son.
Yeah, I know, but she'll
probably never talk to me again.
Well, if she doesn't, maybe
she's just not the one for you.
That's what I'm afraid of.
Uh, hi. Remember me?
Daddy!
Max! I saw you on TV. You were great!
Yeah? I mean, no. No.
I mean, uh...
Roxanne, I lied to you. I
don't even know Powerline.
What are you talking about? A
billion people saw you dance with him.
Yeah, well...
I-I never met him before...
the concert, that is.
You mean that story about
Powerline and your dad...
Why would you make up
something like that?
I don't know. I guess I just...
wanted you to like me.
I already liked you, Max...
from the very first
time I heard you laugh.
Ha-yuk.
So, you wanna do something tonight?
- Definitely. Oh! Oh, no, I can't. I can't.
- What?
Well, I'm kinda doin'
somethin' with my dad.
Honest. How 'bout tomorrow?
Deal.
Roxanne, I'd like you to meet my dad.
Enchante, mademoiselle.
Yeah, Yeah
Hey, Yeah
I got myself a notion
And one I know that you'll understand
We'll set the world in motion
By reachin' out for each other's hand
Maybe we'll discover what
we should've known all along
Yeah
One way or another Together's
where we both belong
- If we listen to each other's heart
- Oh, yeah
We'll find we're never too far apart
And maybe love is the reason why
For the first time ever
we're seein' it eye to eye
If a wall should come between us
Too high to climb Too
hard to break through
I know that love will lead us
And find a way to bring me to you
So don't be in a hurry
Think before you count us out
Oh, you don't have to worry
- I will never let you down
- Nothing's gonna stop us now
If we listen to each other's heart
We'll find we're never too far apart
Whoa, and maybe love is the reason why
For the first time ever
we're seein' it eye to eye
That's why we're seein' it eye to eye
- Yes, we are
- That's why we're seein' it
- Seein' it eye to eye
- Love is why we're seein' it
- Seein' it eye to eye
- Baby, eye to eye
- Why we're seein' it
- Seein' it eye to eye
- Love is why we're seein' it eye to eye
- I think we're seein' it
- Eye to eye, Yeah
- That's why we're seein' it
Eye to eye
If you're ever lonely
Stop, You don't have to be
After all, it's only a
beat away from you to me
Take a look inside to see, yeah
If we listen to each other's heart
We'll find we're never too far apart
And maybe love is the reason why
For the first time ever
we're seein' it eye to eye
If we listen to each other's heart
We'll find we're never too far apart
And maybe love is the reason why
For the first time ever
we're seein' it eye to eye
- Seein' it eye to eye, eye to eye
- Seein' it eye to eye, baby
- For the first time
- For the first time
- Eye to eye
- Seein' it
- Seein' it, baby
- Seein' it eye to eye
Yea, yeah, for the first time
- Hey, yeah, yeah, baby
- Baby
We're seein' it eye to eye
- Eye to eye
- Yeah
- Seein' it, seein' it
- Come on, babe, eye to eye
- Eye to eye, eye to eye
- Eye to eye, eye to eye
Yeah
Eye to eye
Max.
Max.
Roxanne?
What's wrong?
- Hello? Hello?
- Max! Where the heck are ya, man?
- P.J.?
- You should've been here an hour ago.
What? Whaddya... Hold on.
- Oh, no!
- Look, maybe we should just call the whole thing off.
No way, man. It's now or never.
Well, you better get a move
on. I'll meet you at my locker.
- Mornin', son.
- Dad!
Oops. I forgot.
Mornin', son. Came to see
if you had any dirty clothes.
Yeah, well, there they
are. Help yourself.
- Max, I thought we talked about this.
- Yeah, look, I'm sorry, Dad.
I'll... I'll take care of it later.
- What's the big rush?
- I'm running late.
Ooh. I could drive you
in on my way to work.
Uh, no. No, thanks. I,
uh, I need the exercise.
Aw, come on, Max.
Dad!
No.
Oh, Dad, you ruined it.
Sorry about that? Who was he anyway?
It's only Powerline, Dad, the
biggest rock star on the planet.
Ohh, not bigger than Xavier
Cugat, the mambo king.
Everybody mambo.
Dad! Come on. There's no time for this.
What if the neighbours see us, huh?
Maxie, wait up! You forgot your lunch.
Have a good day.
They've been laughin'
since I can remember
But they're not gonna laugh any more
No more Maxie the Geek
No more goof of the week
Like before
No more algebra tests 'til September
No more lookin' at losers like him
- No more havin' to cheat
- No more mystery meat
- No more gym, No more gym
- No more gym, No more gym
- Gonna move to the mall
- Gonna live in the pool
Gonna talk to Roxanne
and not feel like a fool
'Cause after today I'm gonna be cruisin'
After today she'll be mine
After today my brains'll be snoozin'
If I don't think I'll be fine
I've got 40 more
minutes of Home Economics
- Then down with the textbooks
- And up with the comics
Just think of all the
time I've been losin'
Finding the right thing to say
But things'll be goin'
my way after today
She looked right through me
And who could blame her
I need a new me
Plus some positive proof
that I'm not just a goof
And after today I'm gonna be cruisin'
No more pep rallies to cut Blah
After today my brains'll be snoozin'
I'm gonna sit on my butt
I've got less than an hour
And when this is ended
I'll either be famous
Or you'll be suspended
Just think of all the
time I've been losin'
Waiting until I could say
Gonna be on my own
Kiss the parents goodbye
Gonna party from now
'til the end of July
Things'll be goin' my way after today
I wish that this was the day
After today
- Are you all right?
- Yeah, yeah, I'm okay. I just, uh...
Down the, the stair. I was... I came.
I can't believe I did that.
She finally says hi to me,
and what do I do? I choke!
Ha-yuk! I looked like a big spaz.
Where have you been, buddy?
Hi, Peej. Did you get the camera?
Look, Max, if my dad catches me with this,
he'll kill me. Are you sure we gotta do this?
It's my only chance, Peej. To
Roxanne, I'm, I'm just a nobody.
But after today...
Bobby.
Wow. Look. A-All this is for us?
Mmm. Slurpage.
Oh, this is gonna be so great, man.
- Dude, need fundage, bro.
- Oh, your fee. Yeah, yeah. Right here.
Cheddar!
Cheddar whizzy!
Mm. It's pretty scrumptious.
Let's do it, ladies.
As student body president,
I just wanna say, like...
"yea," to all of us
for a really neat year.
Yo, Stacey! Talk to me.
Talk to me. Talk to me, baby.
And, also, that I hope you can all attend
my totally amazing end-of-school party...
next Saturday to watch the Powerline
concert live on pay-per-view.
Thank you. Thank you very much.
And now without further
ado, Principal Mazur.
Thank you, Stacey, and good
morning, boys and girls.
You know, every year on
the last day of school...
I have several youngsters
approach me and say...
"Principal Mazur, what can we do
to not waste our summer vacation?
We don't wanna waste our free
time sleeping or visiting friends."
Say, uh, Roxanne,
about Stacey's party...
How you, uh, how you
doin' down there, Bobby?
Don't gimme that attitude, you
guys. I'm doin' it all for you.
This is nuts. I don't why I
let you guys talk me into this.
If my dad finds out, he's
gonna nuke my entire existence.
Of the element. Or...
- I hope this works.
- How about science slumber parties?
Wha...
Hey! I'm not gonna get...
Some people settle
for the typical things
Livin' all their lives
waitin' in the wings
It ain't a question of
"if" Just a matter of time
Before I move to the front of the line
Once you're watchin'
every move that I make
You gotta believe that
I got what it takes
To stand out
Even if I gotta shout it loud
'Til mine is the only face you'll see
Gonna stand out
'Til you notice me, yeah
A little smokage.
If I can make you stop and take
a look at me instead of just
Walkin' by
There's nothin' that I wouldn't
do if it was gettin' you to notice
I'm alive
All I need is half a chance A
second thought, a second glance
To prove I got whatever it takes
- It's a piece of cake
- To stand out
Wow! Who's that guy?
'Til mine is the only face you'll see
Gonna stand out
Hey, it's the goof boy.
We're busted.
Come on. Smile.
Smiley wily.
Oh, come on, Kimmie. Give me a big s...
Stop goofin' around. We got work to do.
Okay, Kimmie, back to Mommy now.
You're such a cute little girlie.
Oh, come back and see me.
Oh, you have such a way with children.
"You have such a way
with children." Pah!
Okay, now, who's next over here?
Step aside, Goof. Let a
pro show you how it's done.
Okay, who's next over here?
Oh, hello, precious.
You lucky woman. Now, now,
now, you come on here, honey.
- It's picture time. Come on.
- Peekaboo!
- She's so cute.
- Peekaboo!
Gosh, Pete, you sure are good with kids.
Oh, yeah. Well, they love me.
Why, P.J., he's been beggin' me to
take him on vacation this summer.
Really? Where you goin'?
Campin'. Nothin' like the great
outdoors to strengthen the bond...
between a father and a son.
Oh, Max'd never go
for anything like that.
- I don't know, Goof. Something's wrong...
- Ooh, gimme, gimme, gimme.
when a kid won't spend
time with his parents.
What, for all you know, he's
runnin' around with some gang...
and stealin' stuff and
causin' riots and...
- Gimme! Gimme!
- Oh, Max is a good kid.
He'd never get mixed up
in somethin' like that.
I'm a failure, complete loser.
My one chance to impress
Roxanne, and I blew it.
Uh-huh. Max, look.
It's the leaning tower of cheese-a.
Oh, man. My dad is gonna
smash me like a bug.
Hey, P.J. Detention.
Robert Zimuruski.
Okay, I'm comin'.
Max, here. Guard this
with your life, dude.
Hey, Mazur.
What's up, bro? All right.
Then my parent's air conditioning went
on the fritz, so I figured with all...
those kids in my house, the place would
be like a sauna, so I'm all freaked out,
but then I thought, like,
"Use it," so my theme's gonna
be: Powerline goes rain forest.
Too much? Roxanne.
Are you listening?
- Stacey, no. I don't wanna...
- Talk to him.
Tap him.
- Gosh, I'm sorry.
- It's okay. Really.
- Um, I-I liked your dance.
- Yeah.
Yeah? Yeah, it's from
Powerline's new video.
I know. He-He's totally a genius.
Y-Yeah, he's, uh, he's doin'
a concert next week in L.A.
Oh, yeah. Stacey's
showing it at her party.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
Um, uh, Roxanne...
I was, uh, sorta kinda
thinkin' that maybe I'd, uh...
ask you to go with me,
that is, to the party.
Of course, if you don't want
to, I'd completely understand.
Well, I was sorta kinda
thinkin' that I'd love to.
- Yeah? - Yeah.
- Good. - Great.
- Terrific. - Wonderful.
- All right. - Okay.
Come on, Roxanne. We don't wanna
beleaguer the moment now, do we?
- Well, I better be going.
- I'll, uh, call you later.
Okay. Bye. Oh.
- Bye.
- See? That wasn't so bad.
- I told you men are easy to deal with.
- Yes! She said yes!
Everybody mambo!
But it's not my break yet.
Yeah! Dance with her. Groove with her.
- Miss Maples!
- Yes, sir?
Get that boy's father
on the phone at once.
Right away, sir! Whoo!
- Hello?
- Uh, yes, Mr Goof.
This is Principal Mazur. I'm calling
in regard to your son, Maximilian.
Max? Oh, my gosh. Is he hurt?
No, Mr Goof. He's in trouble!
Trouble? What kinda trouble?
- Dressed like a gang member...
- Gang member?
your son caused the entire student
body to break into a riotous frenzy.
- Riot? Couldn't be my...
- If I were you, Mr Goof...
I'd seriously reevaluate the
way you're raising your child...
before he ends up in the electric chair.
The electric chair?
What am I gonna do?
Blue-light special on aisle three.
Blue-light special on aisle three.
Lake Destiny.
Okay, kiddo. Now smile.
- Lake Destiny, Idaho.
- Lake Who... What?
You were right, Pete. Nothin'
like the great outdoors...
to strengthen the bond
between father and son.
- You said so yourself.
- Well, yeah, but I...
I'm goin' fishin'!
I'm goin' fishin' with my boy!
Yeah. Okay, precious, gimme a big smi...
Fishy! Fishy!
- Cool concert, lad.
- What?
You wailed, bud.
- Hey, Max, wicked dance.
- Thanks.
Forget it, girl. He's Roxanne's.
Way to go, man. I just
heard about you and Roxanne.
- Oh, Peej.
- You stud.
See? See? I told you
our plan would work.
- Max. Max! Max! Max!
- Maximum! Maximum!
Max! Max! Max! Max!
Max! Max! Max! Max!
Max! Max!
All I need is half a chance A second
thought A second glance to prove
I got whatever it takes
It's a piece of cake
To stand out above the crowd
Even if I gotta shout out loud
'Til mine is the only face you'll see
I'm gonna stand out Stand out, hey
Stand out Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Stand out
'Til mine's the only face you'll see
Gonna stand out
So you notice me
- Goin' somewhere, Pop?
- Sure are, pal-o-roony.
Cool. Have a good time, Dad. If you're gonna
be gone more than a month, drop me a line.
But, Max, this isn't just my vacation.
It's a vacation with
me and my best buddy.
- Oh, Donald Duck?
- No, silly. With you.
Are you okay, Maxie?
- Wh-What did you say?
- That's right!
A vacation, son! We'll spend
some real quality time together.
- I think I'm gonna be sick.
- Hey! Got a present for ya.
No, Dad. Stop. I can't go
with ya. I got things to do.
You look just like I did at your age.
- Please don't say that, Dad.
- Wait. I saved the best for last.
It's been handed down from
Goof to Goof to Goof...
and now, it's yours, son.
- A stick?
- No, silly. A fishin' pole.
Fishing? We're going fishing?
Yup. Just like my dad and me did.
Two best buddies fishin'
on Lake Destiny...
away from it all.
I don't wanna be away from
it all, Dad. I like it all.
Hey, look, Maxie. We're usin'
the same map me and my dad used.
We'll take the same route and make
the same stops and see the same sights.
- But that trip'd take weeks, Dad.
- Exactly.
- Gettin' there is half the fun.
- Put the map away, Dad. It's not gonna happen.
- I'm tellin' ya, it's not...
- Careful, son. You'll wrinkle my past.
And our future. What the map
says, Max, we will follow.
That's very mystical
and everything, Dad...
but, uh, seriously, there's
this party I have to go to.
Oh, there'll be plenty of time for
parties when you're older, Maxie.
Why, when I was your age, I'd
never even been invited to a party.
Look at me now.
- Great, Dad.
- Hop in, Maxie.
No.
All right, then. Guess
I'll just have to go...
all alone, that's all.
Just sit in the boat all alone...
and talk to myself.
- All alone.
- I guess so.
- Aw, come on. Hop in.
- No, Dad.
- Just hop right in there.
- No.
Come on, Maxie. Go for it.
And we're ready for takeoff.
- Set for adventure, Maxie?
- Why are you doing this to me, Dad?
'Cause I don't want you to
end up in the electric chair.
- Electric chair? What are you...
- I'm not givin' up on you, son.
Together, we're gonna work this out.
- Work this out? But, Dad...
- No "buts" about it, Maxie boy.
- Your old pop knows best.
- But...
Goodbye, house. Goodbye, mailbox.
Goodbye, pile of broken wood.
Goodbye, hopes. Goodbye, dreams.
Goodbye, Roxanne. Roxanne!
Dad, I-I gotta stop somewhere
first. I-I have to talk to someone.
- Well...
- Quick! Turn here!
Dad! Dad! Watch out!
Dad, quick! Here! Pull over.
Now make it quick, Maxie boy.
We gotta put some road behind us.
You get and cancel your first
date in less than an hour.
Must be some kinda lame-o record.
Hi. Is Roxanne home?
Uh, m-m-my
name's Max.
Does Roxanne live here?
- Does she even live on this block?
- Wait.
It's okay, Daddy. Max
is a friend from school.
Go on. Go on. Good daddy.
- Hey, Max.
- H-Hi there.
You wanna, uh, have a seat?
Daddy! I promise, he'll be better
behaved when you pick me up for the party.
Yeah, that's, uh, sorta why I came by.
I'm really looking forward to it, Max.
- Yeah, I was too.
- Was?
You see, my dad's on this
stupid father/son kick and...
Oh, don't worry about it,
Max. It's just a dumb party.
No, it's not. It... Roxanne, I
really wanted to go with you. I...
- No, I... Max, I understand. Really. It's okay.
- But my dad surprised me.
- I don't even wanna go, but I have no choice.
- I'm sure I can find...
someone else.
- Someone else?
- I'll just talk to you later.
Uh, uh, Roxanne, uh, my dad is, uh...
My dad's taking me to the
Powerline concert in L.A.
Your dad's taking you clear across
the country just to see a concert?
Uh, well, you see, uh, my dad...
uh, knew, knows, knows Powerline.
They... They used to play
together in, in a band. Yeah.
Come on, son. Let's get
this show on the road.
Uh, just a minute,
you party animal, you.
- You're really serious.
- Absolutely.
So, uh, you aren't still thinkin'
of goin' with someone else, are you?
- Well, I guess...
- Because I was hopin' I could, uh...
wave to you on stage when we join
Powerline for the final number.
This is incredible.
Well, I wouldn't miss our date for
anything that wasn't incredible, Roxanne.
Have a great time at the concert, Max.
I'll see you on TV.
I'm in deep sludge.
Day one. Well, here we are...
out on the open road, retracin'
the steps of my boyhood.
And here's Maxie.
Say hi, Max.
- Well, how 'bout a wave?
- Not now, Dad.
What a kidder.
Hmm.
Fun games I used to play with my dad.
"Road bingo. Twenty que..."
Hey, Maxie, uh, let's play a game.
You think of a name, and
I'll try and guess who it is.
- Uh, man or woman?
- Oh, man.
Man, huh? Hmm.
That's a toughy. Uh, let's see.
- Walt Disney.
- Right.
I'm good at this. Now,
uh, I'll think of one.
Hmm.
Oh! You wanna sing a song, huh?
Me and my dad used to
sing this one all the time.
High hopes He's got high hopes
He's got high apple pie
In the sky hopes
Oh, in the...
Oops there goes another rubber tree
Oops there goes anoth...
Oops there goes
Oops, Oops
Oh, g-great, Dad. Now
we don't have any music.
Oh, Maxie, it's not so bad.
We'll just have to entertain ourselves.
Do ya need a break from modern livin'
Do ya long to shed your weary load
If your nerves are raw
and your brain is fried
Just grab a friend and
take a ride together
On the open road
Come on, Maxie!
All in all I'd rather have detention
All in all I'd rather eat a toad
My old man drives like such a
klutz that I'm about to hurl my guts
Directly upon the open road
There's nothin' can upset me
'Cause now we're on our way
Our trusty map will
guide us straight and true
Roxanne, please don't forget
me I will return someday
Though I may be in traction when I do
- Me and Max relaxin' like the old days
- This is worse
- Than dragon breath and acne, I'm so mad
- In a buddy-buddy kind of mode
- I think I may explode
- When I see that highway I could cry
You know, that's funny So could I
Just bein' out on the open road
Howdy, boys Is this the way to Nashville
Watch it, mac Or you'll be gettin' towed
I'm in no hurry to arrive
'Cause I'll be turnin' 65
The next time I sees the open road
Just a week of rest and relaxation
- Yeah.
- And the odd romantic episode
- Very odd.
- And it's California or bust
Look out, you dirtbags, eat my
dust From now on I own the open road
It's me and little Maxie
My pipsqueak pioneer
They're partners forever Westward ho
- Yee-haw.
- Could someone call a taxi And get me outta here
To Beverly Hills 90210
Oh, every day another new adventure
Every mile another new zip code
And the cares we have are gone for good
And I'd go with them if I could
I got no strings on me
I'm feelin' fancy free
How wonderful to be
On the open road
Sick of modern livin'
Dad, you're gonna get us killed!
- Why don't you just give me the map?
- Oh, no, thanks, son.
Navigating's a big responsibility.
'Sides, you wouldn't wanna
spoil the big surprise.
I'm takin' you to
someplace pretty special.
Gosh! It's even better
than I remembered.
No, Mommy! I don't wanna go!
Yeah, fun. Tell you what. I'm just
gonna wait right here in the car.
You party pooper. Come
on. This is gonna be fun.
Oh, howdy there, folks.
Lester's is proud to
present the awesome posse...
jamboree.
Here it is.
Oh, boy. Just in time.
Howdy, folks. Who's
your favourite possum?
Lester!
- Got us a seat right up front.
- Let me introduce you to the posse.
Here's Beuford, Beulah and Mordachai.
Hey, Lester. Ready for yodelin'?
- Sure am, Beuford.
- Now gather round my possum pals
Join the jamboree, come hoot and
howl and holler from the heart
This is pathetic.
Join in, folks. It's yodelin' time.
Lester's Possum Park
Don't you wanna be, mm-hmm
A-hangin' from a tree, uh-huh
We're mighty glad to see ya
And the parking's always free
Here at Lester's
Po-Po-Po-Possum
Park
Hey, that's the ticket.
I'll be right back,
my little possum pal.
- My life's a living...
- Hello, little buddy.
Who's your favourite possum?
Don't touch me.
Aww. Why such a long face?
You're so sad.
I know! You need a big hug from Lester.
- Don't even think about it.
- See?
Now ya feel all good inside.
Beat it, doofus.
Oh, no. No, Dad, not that. Please!
Here you go, sport. What
say we get our picture taken?
You have got to be kidding.
All right, but you're missin' out.
Hiya, son!
Hey, everyone, check out the dork.
- Say "sassafras."
- Sassy-fras!
Get it! Get it! Get it!
That's the spirit, Maxie!
Whoa! No!
Dad, stop! Please!
Dad, look, this is embarrassing!
Don't! Don't! Don't! Let me go! Dad!
Ta-da!
It's Dork and Dork Junior.
Max!
Hey, what the heck ya tryin' to do?
- I'm tryin' to get away from you.
- Me? What'd I do?
- Forget it.
- I thought we was havin' fun. What's the matter?
Nothin'. Let's just go.
Well, come on!
Oh, you dropped your hat.
This is the stupidest
vacation! You drag me from home!
You jam me in this dumb car,
then drive a million miles away...
to see some stupid rat show!
Call me when the trip's over.
Hey, Max, you wanna get
in some fishin' practice?
Just a couple of days 'til
we get to Lake Destiny.
Maybe later.
Whoa. Now that's camping.
Oh, did you say somethin', Max? Ow!
- Pete?
- Goofy?
What a serendipity doo-dah!
Who'd have thunk it, huh?
- Is P.J. here?
- Who? Oh, yeah.
I'm sure he's loafin'
around here somewhere.
It ain't a question of
how Just a matter of when
You get the message
that I'm tryin' to send
I'm under a spell I'm in over my head
And you know I'm goin'
all of the way to the end
- What a goob.
- To stand out above the crowd
Even if you got to shout out loud
No matter what the Look it's Max, I g...
- Max! Whoa! Small wilderness, dude.
- He-He-Hey!
- Didn't expect to run into you.
- Apparently not.
You just jealous, man, 'cause
you ain't got the moves.
Yeah, you can keep the moves, but
I wouldn't mind havin' this RV. Oh.
- You are so lucky.
- Me?
- Come on. You're the star.
- Wh-Whaddya...
Goin' to the Powerline concert.
Ah, it's unbelievable, man.
- Who told you about that?
- Hey, come on. Everybody in town knows about it, Max.
You are gonna be famous,
buddy, especially with Roxanne.
There's, uh, only one person who
doesn't know about it yet, Peej.
- Who?
- My dad.
So tell me, Goof, is that kid
of yours still givin' you guff?
Oh, I don't know what's
wrong. It's just seems like...
everything I try only
drives Max further away.
Oh, maybe I oughta just
back off. I don't know.
Wrong, Goof. Look,
if you keep 'em under your thumb...
they'll never end up in the gutter.
Too bad, Pete. Almost.
Almost. Watch this.
P. J!
Yes, sir. Comin', sir. Yes, sir.
Whoo-hoo! Strike-ola! Yee-haw!
Thank you! Thank you! Yes!
And the crowd goes wild.
High five, son. Psych!
- Say, Goof, why don't you two stay for dinner?
- Cool!
Oh, no, thanks, Pete. Uh, Max
and I have some fish to catch.
Aw, Dad, we can do that tomorrow.
So, uh, what are we havin'?
- But, Max, I thought...
- Under your thumb, Goof.
- Maximilian. - What?
- Get your gear, little man.
We're goin' fishin'.
And I mean now!
- Dad, I don't even know how to fish.
- Aw, now come on.
That never stopped me. Lemme
show you a little family secret...
handed down through about
- The perfect cast.
- The perfect what?
The perfect cast. My dad taught
it to me when I was about your age.
Okay, now. Watch carefully.
You gotta be loose...
relaxed, with your feet apart and...
quarter to three, tour jete...
twist, over, pas de deux.
I'm a little teapot And the wind-up!
- Huh?
- And let her fly!
The perfect cast.
And now, we reel her in.
Whoa!
Quick! Get the camera!
Must be over three pounds.
I don't wanna miss this.
- Look, Max.
- Uh, D-D-Dad, it's Bigfoot!
Could you back up a bit, Mr
Foot? Uh, you're outta focus.
What's the idea...
Bigfoot!
Behold the legendary
Bigfoot. Fabled but seldom...
- It's locked!
- Quick! The sunroof!
Hurry up!
Hurry up!
I can't believe it. Bigfoot.
And I got the only video.
We're gonna be famous.
Let's just get outta here.
Is he gone yet?
Nope. Still here.
Gee, Max, was that
Bigfoot or your stomach?
Man, I'm starving.
Alphabet soup comin' up.
Uh, uh, uh, Dad?
Dad! Would you please stop
playin' around? He's coming!
Well, you can tell by
the way I use my walk
I'm a woman's man No time to talk
The music loud and women
warm I've been kicked around
Since I was born But then
it's all right, that's okay
Well, it's nice to know this
thing's good for somethin'.
Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah Stayin'
alive, stayin' alive
Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah Stayin' alive
What's so funny?
- "Hi, Dad" soup.
- Huh?
Aw, don't tell me you don't
remember "Hi, Dad" soup.
Aw, come on. Sure you do.
You used to spell things
out usin' the letters.
Like, uh, "Hi, Dad" or "Maxie" or...
- Ambidextrous.
- Yeah. That's... Huh?
- Aw, little words like, uh...
- Hasta la vista?
- Like "bye-bye."
- Or "I pledge allegiance..."
Or "I love you."
Is it, uh, is it soup yet?
Oh, I almost forgot.
Whoa! Where'd you learn to do that?
Your granddad taught me that
when we went to Yosemite.
- You two did a lot together, huh?
- Yup.
- Max, you and I have...
- Dad, listen, I'm sorry.
Uh, how's the soup?
Not bad. Um, not...
- What?
- Nothin'.
Well, we might as
well get some shut eye.
I don't think we're
goin' anywhere tonight.
Night, Maxie.
"Dear Roxanne, couldn't sleep...
so I thought I'd drop you a line.
Dad and I are havin' a great time.
We're only days away from L. A...
and I can hardly wait
for the big concert."
More "Hi, Dad" soup, please.
"Dear Roxanne...
I'm sorry I lied, but I'm not really
going to the Powerline concert.
You may never wanna see me again..."
Oh, man.
I'm dead no matter what I do.
How many cups of sugar does
it take to get to the moon?
Uh, three and a half?
- Pick up!
- Hold your horses.
- Short stack?
- Right here.
- Here ya go, hon.
- Eggs? Eggs?
- Eggs!
- Oh, oh, uh, yeah. Yeah, right here. Sorry.
Here ya go, cutie.
- Max, I think we need to talk about this.
- Huh?
It seems to me you need to start
takin' some responsibility around here.
Excuse me, uh, can I have
your attention, please?
I, Goofy, hereby dub
my son, Maximilian...
official navigator and head
which-wayer of this here road trip.
- Isn't that lovely?
- Yee-haw!
- Seriously?
- I'm not even lookin' at the map any more.
As a matter of fact, you can pick all
the stops from here to Lake Destiny.
I trust you wholeheartedly, son.
To the open road.
To the open road.
- Ooh!
- Ow!
Oh, boy!
Gosh.
Whoa-ho-ho!
Check out the bed.
Check out the dresser. Coral!
Nice lamp.
Classy choice there, navigator.
This is the police. We've
got the place surrounded, see?
You Goofs come out with your hands up!
You should've seen
the look on your face!
You really had him fooled, Pete.
Me? You jumped outta your skin.
- Nah-uh. I was just pretendin' for your sake.
- Oh, right, sure.
- Did too.
- Did not.
Oh, ain't this sweet?
Don't let him fool you with
that buddy-buddy act now.
Under your thumb.
So, since we're all bein' palsy-walsy
here, how 'bout lettin' me hook up the RV.
- Well...
- Oh, it's just a little tiny extension cord.
- You'll hardly even notice it.
- Okay.
Great! P.J.
Hey, Goof, why don't you order us
a pizza? This might take a while.
- No, I mean it...
- Here you go, kids.
- I'm gonna go check out the hot tub.
- Uh, okay, sir.
- All right.
- I can't believe you, man.
Whatever made you think your dad
would fall for a stupid idea like that?
- It wasn't stupid.
- Come on. It was really stupid. Changing the map?
I-I-I didn't know what I was doin', all
right? I-I... I was... I was panicked. I...
Takin' a break from
the MTV generation, huh?
Can't say as I blame ya.
People are always puttin' too
much water in these things.
So, um, you and your son seem to be,
uh, gettin' along just hunky-dory, huh?
Yeah, it's been great.
You know, it's funny, but none
of your techniques worked for me.
Harder I tried, the worse it got.
Once I eased up, things just clicked.
Oh, that's swell. So there's
no problems then, huh?
Not a one.
Well, that's... I...
I just hate to be the bearer
of bad news, but, uh...
- What is it, Pete?
- Your kid's dupin' ya.
- Whaddya mean?
- Well, I heard the little mutant tellin' P. J...
that he changed the map, so you're
headin' straight to L.A., pal.
- What?
- Aw, you tried, Goof.
He's just a bad kid, that's all.
- I don't believe you.
- What?
- I don't believe ya, Pete.
- Well, hey, don't take my word for it. Check your map.
I don't need to check
the map. I trust my son.
You know, maybe Max isn't all the
things that you think a son should be...
but he loves me.
Hey, my son respects me.
Yeah.
Check the map, Goof.
Hi, Dad.
Sorry about the mess.
I'll... I'll clean it up.
- I think I better go.
- See ya, Peej.
- Don't forget: Powerline.
- Shh!
Well, here you go, navigator.
Just follow my route on the map, son.
Okay.
Um, uh...
Here comes our junction.
Okay, Max, now this
is it. Left or right?
Come on, Max!
Left!
How 'bout a song, Dad?
Uh, a game? A game. Yeah. Yeah, a
game. Okay. Uh, a man or a woman?
A man? A man. Okay, uh, Walt Disney.
Dad. Listen, about my directions.
Will you listen to me? I
gotta tell you somethin', Dad.
Why bother? I'm probably too
stupid to understand anyway, right?
Forget it.
- H-H-H-Hey, the car!
- What? Now you wanna drive too?
No, Dad. The car! Look!
The car!
- What'd you do now, Max?
- I didn't do anything, Dad. I only touched it.
- You locked it!
- I locked it? It's your door. You locked it.
Well, you distracted me.
- Whoa!
- You should've put the brake on!
Why don't you just put it on yourself?
See? You ruin everything.
Well, you ruined the vacation!
I ruined it?
I never wanted to go...
on this stupid vacation!
- Now look where you got us, Dad!
- Where I got us?
- You should've let me stay at home.
- Why?
- So you'd end up in prison.
- Prison? What are you talkin' about?
- Your principal called me...
- It's not what you're thinkin'.
You even lied to me.
I had to. You were ruining my life.
I was only tryin' to
take my boy fishin', okay?
I'm not your little boy any
more, Dad. I've grown up!
- I've got my own life now.
- I know that. I just wanted to be part of it.
You're my son, Max. No
matter how big you get...
you'll always be my son.
There are times you drive
me shall we say, bananas
And your mind is missin'
no offence, a screw
- None taken.
- Still, whatever mess I land in
Who was always understandin'
Nobody else but you
Oh, your moodiness is
now and then, bewilderin'
- And your values may be so to speak, askew
- Gesundheit.
Thanks Who deserves a hero's trophy
As we face each catastrophe
Nobody else but you
Nobody else but you
It's just our luck
We're stuck together
Nobody else but you
Is crazy enough to
believe we'll come through
So your jokes are all
let's face it, prehistoric
And your music sounds
like monkeys in a zoo
But when life becomes distressin'
Who will I be S.O.S. in'
If you're havin' trouble
guessing Here's a clue
Though he seems intoxicated
He's just highly animated
And he's nobody else
But nobody else but you
We've turned into
A true blue duo
Hard times We've had a few
Like we're thrown in the drink
Like we're tossed outta town
But when I start to sink
Hey, I'd rather go down
With nobody else
But Y-O-U
Aw, Dad.
Well, anyway, I figure she's never
gonna wanna talk to me again...
much less go out with me.
- What a dumb lie, huh?
- Well, whaddya know?
My Maxie, in love.
Gosh, you're really growin' up.
Happened so fast I
guess I sorta missed it.
Well, I think the only
thing for us to do now...
is to get you up on stage
with this Powerline feller.
Uh, how are we gonna do that?
Now, you just leave that up to me.
No, Dad, really. I-I think we
should just, you know, forget it.
Now, how come you always think I'm
gonna lead you into some sorta calamity?
- Uh, uh, Da-Dad.
- What's wrong now?
Look!
A waterfall.
Waterfall!
Dad!
Max!
Grab ahold, Max!
Dad!
three, tour jete, twist.
I'm a little teapot Let her fly.
Perfect cast.
Boy, this has been one crazy vacation.
And it's not over yet.
Dad.
We made it. Come on, Max.
Let's get you on stage.
Uh, maybe this isn't such a good idea.
Yeah, Yeah
Then again. Dad? Dad?
Hey, Yeah
I got myself a notion
And one I know that you'll understand
To set the world in motion
By reaching out for each other's hand
- Dad?
- Maybe we'll discover
- What we should've known all along
- What are you doin' here?
- Yeah, Yeah
- Hey!
- One way or another
- Max?
- Together's where we both belong
- Max?
If we listen to each other's hearts
We'll find we're never too far apart
And maybe love is the reason why
For the first time ever
we're seein' it eye to eye
That Goof kid ain't there.
Don't worry. He'll be there.
Seein' it eye to eye
Seein' it eye to eye
- Excuse me, uh, uh...
- Seein' it eye to eye
- I think we're seein' it
- Max? Hey!
Hey... Hey, Dad! Dad!
Do the perfect cast.
If you're ever lonely
- Stop, you don't have to be
- Whoa!
Whoa!
After all, it's only a
beat away from you to me
Take a look inside to see
Yeah, if we listen to each other's heart
- We'll find we're never too far apart
- Yeah! Max is on the tube!
- Look, that's Max! I know him!
- And maybe love's
The reason why For the first
time ever, we're seein' it
- He did it!
- Eye to eye
Seein' it eye to eye
Seein' it eye to eye, baby
For the first time For the first time
Eye to eye, Seein' it
- Seein' it, baby
- Yeah!
For the first time
- Yeah, yeah, come on, baby
- Seein' it
- Eye to eye, eye to eye
- Eye to eye
- Eye to eye, eye to eye
- Eye to eye
Eye to eye
You're doin' the right thing, son.
Yeah, I know, but she'll
probably never talk to me again.
Well, if she doesn't, maybe
she's just not the one for you.
That's what I'm afraid of.
Uh, hi. Remember me?
Daddy!
Max! I saw you on TV. You were great!
Yeah? I mean, no. No.
I mean, uh...
Roxanne, I lied to you. I
don't even know Powerline.
What are you talking about? A
billion people saw you dance with him.
Yeah, well...
I-I never met him before...
the concert, that is.
You mean that story about
Powerline and your dad...
Why would you make up
something like that?
I don't know. I guess I just...
wanted you to like me.
I already liked you, Max...
from the very first
time I heard you laugh.
Ha-yuk.
So, you wanna do something tonight?
- Definitely. Oh! Oh, no, I can't. I can't.
- What?
Well, I'm kinda doin'
somethin' with my dad.
Honest. How 'bout tomorrow?
Deal.
Roxanne, I'd like you to meet my dad.
Enchante, mademoiselle.
Yeah, Yeah
Hey, Yeah
I got myself a notion
And one I know that you'll understand
We'll set the world in motion
By reachin' out for each other's hand
Maybe we'll discover what
we should've known all along
Yeah
One way or another Together's
where we both belong
- If we listen to each other's heart
- Oh, yeah
We'll find we're never too far apart
And maybe love is the reason why
For the first time ever
we're seein' it eye to eye
If a wall should come between us
Too high to climb Too
hard to break through
I know that love will lead us
And find a way to bring me to you
So don't be in a hurry
Think before you count us out
Oh, you don't have to worry
- I will never let you down
- Nothing's gonna stop us now
If we listen to each other's heart
We'll find we're never too far apart
Whoa, and maybe love is the reason why
For the first time ever
we're seein' it eye to eye
That's why we're seein' it eye to eye
- Yes, we are
- That's why we're seein' it
- Seein' it eye to eye
- Love is why we're seein' it
- Seein' it eye to eye
- Baby, eye to eye
- Why we're seein' it
- Seein' it eye to eye
- Love is why we're seein' it eye to eye
- I think we're seein' it
- Eye to eye, Yeah
- That's why we're seein' it
Eye to eye
If you're ever lonely
Stop, You don't have to be
After all, it's only a
beat away from you to me
Take a look inside to see, yeah
If we listen to each other's heart
We'll find we're never too far apart
And maybe love is the reason why
For the first time ever
we're seein' it eye to eye
If we listen to each other's heart
We'll find we're never too far apart
And maybe love is the reason why
For the first time ever
we're seein' it eye to eye
- Seein' it eye to eye, eye to eye
- Seein' it eye to eye, baby
- For the first time
- For the first time
- Eye to eye
- Seein' it
- Seein' it, baby
- Seein' it eye to eye
Yea, yeah, for the first time
- Hey, yeah, yeah, baby
- Baby
We're seein' it eye to eye
- Eye to eye
- Yeah
- Seein' it, seein' it
- Come on, babe, eye to eye
- Eye to eye, eye to eye
- Eye to eye, eye to eye
Yeah
Eye to eye