Gracie and Pedro: Pets to the Rescue (2024) Movie Script

1
Welcome.
Nice neighborhood if
you're into sunshine,
palm trees, and
that whole scene.
These are my people,
the Bannisters.
A family so calm, so
content, so full of love.
Don't I wish?
Whoa!
The truth is, there's
something really rotten here.
These two, they hate each other.
They fight like,
well, cats and dogs.
Oh, no, no!
This is Pedro, an
alley cat who Dad,
shall we say...
rescued from the streets.
Oh!
Huh?
Good morning, Pedro.
Good morning to you, too.
Oh, yeah, oh, that's
the good stuff.
Ball!
Hey, no fetch in the house.
This is Gracie.
A purebred who Mom selected
from the finest
kennels in London
for her intelligence and poise.
Enchant.
Oh, huh, whoa!
Ugh!
Last time this happened,
we had to take Grandpa
to the hospital.
But do you think these two
learned their lesson?
Not a chance.
Kids, breakfast!
Morning.
Good morning.
Whoa!
Whoa!
No, no, no, no, no!
No!
No!
Phew.
I said, no fetch in the house.
Ah.
This is the story
of Gracie and Pedro,
and their, well...
Let's be honest, not
so awesome adventure.
Ugh, revolting.
Careful princess, your face
might freeze like that.
You don't even know
what revolting means.
I wish you knew
what shut up means.
Oh, that's a clever retort.
More cleverer than you
and your fancy words.
That's right, you
don't need to speak.
Your smell does all
the talking for you.
Ew!
- What's that say?
- Why?
What?
Oh, nothing.
I just wanted to see if you two
could stop fighting
for two whole seconds.
We don't fight all the time.
Yeah, sometimes we're sleeping.
Well, here's a thought.
Someday, you two might
actually need each other.
Oh, Laurence, man.
Oh, you should've
been a clown fish.
Huh?
Let go of that
pancake, brat boy.
I know you are, but what am I?
How do you say doofus
in sign language again?
Huh?
Huh?
Oh, okay.
Everybody just
needs to stay calm.
We'll all feel better
when we get to our new
house in Salt Lake City.
- Dibs on the biggest room!
- In your dreams.
Did someone say breakfast?
No, Dad.
Good, I haven't
found my teeth yet.
I just couldn't resist.
Aw, it's okay.
I know moving is scary,
but there's nothing
to be afraid of.
This place is just a house.
Home is where your family is.
Think of it this way, it's
gonna be a great adventure.
Ah, ooh.
I know what'll cheer you up.
I know it's scary
When things change
When life is feeling
Kinda strange
Feels like you're
Losing your home
Heading into the unknown
But home is where
Your family is
The air smells
A bit different
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah
Feels like the
sun Is brighter
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah
Today's gonna be a big day
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah
Move your legs
Open your arms
Get moving
I'm moving Gotta
keep moving
Nah, nah, nah, nah
Now's the time
To get excited
Nah, nah, nah, nah
Make it wow, being new
It's time for a new me
Hey we should move it
Get moving, get moving
No need to fear the change
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah
'Cause we're so
Happier today
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah
The thrill of
Something new coming
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah
Gonna be great as long
As we are together
Get moving
I'm moving Gotta
keep moving
Nah, nah, nah, nah
Now's the time
To get excited
Nah, nah, nah, nah
Make it wow, being new
It's time for a new me
Hey we should move it
Get up, move on
Get up, move on
Get up, move on
Get up, move on
Get up, move on
Get up, move on
Get up, move on
Get up, move on
Get up, move on
Get up, move on
Get up, move on
Get up, move on
Ah, catchy tune.
Get up, move on
Get up, move on
Get up, move on
Get moving, get moving
Get, get, get moving
Get moving, get moving
Here comes Gramps!
Watch your toes, kiddos.
- It's time for a new me
- Uh-oh.
Okay, pets fly with us.
Hey we should move it
Fly safe, see ya in Salt Lake!
I'll beat ya there!
Aw, are you sure Gracie and
Pedro are gonna be okay?
Oh, of course!
This is a great chance for them
to spend some quality
time together.
Pedro, we shouldn't
worry the kids.
Oh, and is that your opinion
as an emotional support animal?
No, you're right.
Look happy, for the kids.
Bye, Pedro. Bye, Gracie.
See you in Salt Lake.
Smiling!
You're standing on my tail.
Oh, touch my ear one more time,
and I'll neuter
you all over again.
You're taking up too much room.
Ah, we'll be fair about this.
I'll draw a line
exactly down the middle.
You stay on your
side, and I on mine.
Your half is bigger than mine.
Well, they're exactly the same.
A half is a half is a half.
Then you won't mind
if I take your half.
Move, move, move!
Too big, ow.
Stop, stop, stop!
Don't move a muscle.
- String!
- No, no, no, no, no, no!
Pedro!
Oh, thank the dog stars.
For a second there,
I was worried.
Do you hear something?
Whoa!
Oh, hey, how ya doing?
No, no, no, no, no, no, ah!
- Come on, let's go!
- Pedro, synchronization!
- What are we doing?
No, my turn, my turn!
You hairy birdbrain, Pedro!
Your mind is like
an infinite pool.
Dip down into the
shallows of your thoughts,
and see yourself.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no!
I haven't see Gracie
and Pedro yet.
Have you?
Oh, what adorable
little babies you are.
We're preparing for takeoff now.
That's when the plane goes zoom,
like a big bird,
up into the clouds.
Got it, kid?
Excuse me, um, we
haven't seen our pets
get loaded with the baggage.
Don't worry, here at
People First Airlines,
we never lose baggage.
At least, not on this
flight, on Tuesdays, in June?
And if the baggage
contains a wallaby.
Any chance you're traveling
with a wallaby today?
We don't even know what that is.
Our pets are Gracie and
Pedro, a cat and a dog.
Well, we'll just have to hope
for the best then, won't we?
And all liquids are limited
to three ounces or less.
So sorry for you and your fish.
In the words of an
esteemed philosopher...
never fly coach.
Just ten more minutes, Sophie.
I promise... The plane!
Sophie, Gavin, Pedro!
Pedro, where are you?
Oh, Pedro!
- Are you okay?
- Ow.
I think I'm dead.
Your tail's still moving.
Oh, then I'm alive?
I'm alive!
Our family!
The plane leaves in two minutes!
That way!
Keep up!
Hold that plane!
Why'd you stop?
Not that I'm complaining.
Which is our plane?
- Hold that aircraft!
- Come on!
Oh, hey dude.
Hey.
Hey, you two!
It's Pedro and Gracie.
Look out the window.
Look out the window.
Is this thing on?
I can't make it.
You have to!
Do it for the kids!
Almost there, almost there.
High five on the
shine, Rasputin.
Good find.
Hurry up, before these two
come back from the sandman.
Did anyone get the
license of that tornado?
Ah!
Hit it, Wade!
Don't be afraid
And don't you fret
We're here to
help You two pets
Simple first aid
True and complete
Tuck in the blankets
Raise up the feet
And more important
Now don't you fear
Is to make sure Your
airway stays clear
Hey!
I know what you're trying to do.
Get away from us.
Keep your filthy hind toes
off of my rhinestones.
Ugh!
You don't want our help?
No skin off our tails.
We're not the ones
who missed our plane.
Come on, Wade.
Wait, so you can help us?
Mmm, maybe.
Where you trying to get to?
A place called Salt Lake?
Have you ever heard of it?
Oh, yeah, we heard
of it, all right.
Oh, our family is moving there.
I mean, the kids will be
frantic when we don't arrive.
Well, you sure?
I mean, it's just
that you wouldn't be
the first pets left
in lost luggage.
On purpose.
Will you help us or not?
Oh, we'll help ya, all right.
But it's gonna cost ya.
The shinies!
Okay, okay, you got the collars.
Now, how do we get to
this place, Salt Lake?
Oh, you can't get there
from here, it's impossible.
Mm-mmm, that is not an answer.
Yes it is, just not
the one you wanna hear.
You undersized,
over-bred half-wit.
Let's go! Ah!
You gotta do better than that.
Tell us what you know.
I'm not talkin'.
I've been grilled by
fiercer felines than you.
Attaboy!
Oh, yeah?
Well, have it your way.
Okay, okay!
I'll talk, I'll talk.
You wanna know how
to get to Salt Lake?
Check with the monitor.
The monitor?
The monitor can
tell ya everything.
I can't believe it, my
main man, a dirty rat.
You're not getting
off that easy.
You're gonna...
Let's go!
Hope you got your rabies shot.
You don't know where I've been.
So long, you stray suckers!
Check with the monitor?
The monitor?
Gracie, um, could you help
me out with this itch?
What? Of course not.
Maybe we can catch
another flight?
Oh, because the first
one worked out so well?
You know, with the running,
and the falling,
and the crashing,
and that we never even
made it on the plane?
No way, what we need is people.
They'll help us get back
to Gavin and Sophie, right?
Oh, and how are they
supposed to do that
without our collars?
Oh, yeah, without our collars,
we're just a couple of strays,
pound bound, and you know
what that means... the gas.
And we're not just
talking flatulence.
Oh, this is the worst thing
since my birthday was ruined.
It's all your fault!
What, huh, what?
I didn't have anything
to do with your birthday.
- I didn't touch that cake.
- I mean today.
Oh, right.
Well, that stupid "divide
the carrier in half" thing
was your lame idea.
If you had just moved
when I told you to.
And now, we're stuck
here with no collars,
and no way to Salt Lake,
and just the word
of urban vermin
- to check some stupid monitor!
- Um, Pedro?
Paging the Bannister family,
your pets are looking for you,
but you can't see this,
because you're already
on your way to Salt Lake!
- Pedro, I...
- How is that going to...
Ah!
Help us?
I, um... who... who are you?
I am the Monitor.
Lizard.
Oh, well, maybe you can help us.
Can you tell us how
to get to Salt Lake?
Salt Lake is very far.
It will be a long, and...
dangerous journey.
Or you can take the bus.
One leaves every hour.
That bus will take
you to the 1-5 trail.
The trail will get you
to Salt Lake, eventually.
Well, that sounds simple enough.
Thanks, Monitor dude, sir.
Good luck.
You'll need it.
Just one more thing.
Watch out for Las Vegas.
It is the city of dreams.
Uh, what's wrong with that?
Not all dreams are good ones.
Oh, I feel naked
without my collar.
Come on, Gracie, relax!
Trust me, you have
nothing to worry about.
Well, looky here. We got
ourselves a couple of strays.
Get 'em before
they screw up a takeoff.
I take it back, run!
Huh?
Darn!
Wha?
Ah!
Take the shot,
don't let 'em get away.
Doors closing.
Shoot 'em, shoot 'em now.
Oh, thanks.
You owe me one.
Okay.
Whoa, hey.
- Excuse me.
- Coming through.
Psst, over here.
Get out of the aisle and hide
before they make you
a part of the act.
So, what's up with you cats?
Uh, she's a dog?
Figure of speech, baby.
What I mean is,
why are you strays
on the way to the
city of dreams?
Oh, we missed our
flight to Salt Lake.
And why... why did
you call us strays?
Dirty, no collars,
runnin' from the fuzz?
No judgment, baby, I've been
there, first class bummer.
People First flight 237
to Houston is delayed.
Yeah, well, uh,
I can see you did check
the carrier at LAX,
and, uh, from there,
it went, uh... uh-huh, uh-huh.
It... oh, oh, no.
I'm sorry, but it seems
that piece of luggage
has been, uh, lost.
What?
You lost Pedro and Gracie?
No, no.
No, we lost luggage
item number four...
Gracie and Pedro are not
luggage, they're our family!
So what are you
gonna do about it?
Um, well,
I can offer you four
complimentary beverage tickets,
- good for...
- Drink tickets?
Uh...
Have you lost your mind?
You... you can't... you can't
just lose Gracie and Pedro!
Get on the phone,
and start making
calls to everyone,
until you find them!
Call your supervisor,
call her supervisor!
Call the skycaps, call the
army, call the Marines!
I think we could all
use a little time out.
People Worst Airlines.
People Worst, People
Worst, People Worst,
People Worst, People Worst.
Hi, let me make this
perfectly clear.
You and your slipshod
airline better find my pets,
or I'm coming back
here with my kids,
and this time, I'll turn
'em loose on you, got it?
Yes, ma'am.
I'll get our best people on it.
Hello, Mother?
Yeah, better put my
dinner in the fridge.
We lost some more pets.
Now, breathe in
through the nose.
Now, blow out the
birthday candles. Hush.
There.
Doesn't that feel better?
No.
Okay, maybe a little.
But... but what about
Pedro and Gracie?
They must be so scared.
- Wow!
- That's really amazing,
and they're all so different.
And yet, kinda the same.
Huh?
I know what you're thinkin',
how can we all be so different,
and yet somehow be the same?
How did she know what
we were thinking?
Sure, we come from different
places, different cultures,
different backgrounds,
but we're all united by
our love of one thing,
making people say, "Wow."
That makes us like family.
Family brings us together,
just like you two
little buddies here.
Oh, we are not family.
We're not even buddies,
we're more like-
- Colleagues.
- Roommates.
- Acquaintances.
- Who share a pet door.
- Not family.
- Not family.
Well, here we are.
This is Las Vegas?
A little tip, baby.
If you're cool,
you drop the "Las."
It was awful nice
meeting you two.
But what about the 1-5 trail?
Shades, out!
Wow, how did she do that?
More importantly, how are we
going to get to Salt Lake?
I can't see the
1-5 trail anywhere.
Well, whenever I'm
feeling low, I go up high.
Cat and dog here,
come on, keep moving.
Jackpot!
- I can afford to go home!
- Ooh.
Hello, beautiful.
This is not a shopping
trip, catch up.
String.
Jerry, stop it.
Sparkly.
Aha!
Nancy, you wanna take that cart
up to the penthouse
floor for me?
Sure thing, boss.
Penthouse suites.
Wow!
Oh, wow.
Oh, my.
City of dreams, indeed!
Uh-huh, if it is, don't wake me.
Oh, I think I see the 1-5 trail.
Ah, that's nice.
Uh-oh.
- Gosh!
- Hey, let us out, come on!
Okay, fish brains.
Any more bright ideas?
Uh, yeah, live it up!
What happens in
Vegas, stays in Vegas.
Huh?
Mmm, oh, yeah.
Mmm, oh, you gotta try this.
Is food all you
ever think about?
Rule of the alley, okay?
Find a treat, you gotta eat.
Well, you know we're
not allowed on tables.
Mm-hmm.
You're going to
get us in trouble.
We're not allowed
on tables at home,
and this most
definitely is not home.
Oh, so good, little fishy eggs.
That's caviar.
One of the world's
finest delicacies.
Oh.
It's obviously wasted on you.
Oh, mm-hmm.
Give a girl a paw!
Mmm, yum, yum, yum.
Too bad you're not
hungry, Gracie.
Oh, Gracie.
Gracie?
Hey, where'd ya go?
My, how the greedy have fallen.
Ha, ha, your greedy self.
Oh, that is...
simply scrumptious!
So good!
I call the last cocktail weenie!
I saw it first.
Hey, no fair, give it back!
Come and make me!
Huh?
Mmm, oh, delish!
Ah, too bad you can't come
up here and get me, Gracie,
because... whoa, wait, huh?
Who turned on the lights?
Well, as a matter
of fact, I did.
Maybe we should turn
things up a bit.
Oh, maybe I shouldn't have
eaten all that "carvier."
Getting chandelier sick.
I'm gonna hurl!
You're gonna hurl, all right.
Let go, Pedro, you're too heavy!
Help!
I'm drowning, I'm...
You big scaredy-cat, stand up!
You!
You nearly killed me!
Oh. Oh, heavens, you were
never in any real danger.
I'll show you real danger.
Oh, I'm gonna turn both
your ears inside out,
and then I'm gonna tape
them, and paper clip them,
and you're gonna be
stuck that way forever.
Anything but the ears!
Uh-oh.
Just wanted to step
inside my room here.
Dougie, it's so big and fancy!
- Oh.
- What?
Look cute!
But... what?
Look cuter!
Look cutest!
Who is responsible for this?
- Security!
- Uh, not cute enough.
No, not cats and dogs!
Get 'em out!
Gracie, this way!
Pedro, help!
No, stop!
No, ooh, oh!
- I can't hold on!
- You better!
I'm not wasting one
of my lives on this.
Huh? Hmm.
We've got to find
them before they...
Very well, sir.
As you are well aware, I cannot
understand a word you say,
but that said, I am certain
that what you did say
must have been so well said.
Quiet, you buffoon.
I'm working.
Oh, sorry, sorry, Mr. Sherlock.
It's just... aw, it's
just so exciting,
and such an honor to be working
with such a distinguished member
of the detectives fraternity,
and I... I... I...
Huh?
Last box, safe and sound.
And your mom was worried.
Don't she know her dear
old dad better than that?
Maybe I was a wee bit
hard on the suspension.
Let's not mention this to
your folks, okay, kids?
Now, wonder where we
packed that super glue.
Oh, Gavin, look!
It's Gracie's
birthday party. Aw.
We never did figure out how
hot sauce got into that cake.
Barf-o-rama.
Kids!
They found the carrier.
They're dropping it off now!
Gracie, Pedro!
What? What is it?
It looks like a mutant bunny.
A mutant bunny?
What do you mean a mutant... Ah!
Kids, what's wrong?
It's a mad, um, jackalope!
I don't know, it's a mad,
uh, kangaroo-y thing!
Oh, it's just a little wallaby.
Hey, little walla-buddy.
That's what a wallaby is?
Huh, it's kinda cute.
Oh, honey.
Your father and I will go
back and look for them.
We don't quit on family.
Mom's right, kids.
We never give up on
the ones we love.
But who's gonna watch the kids?
Gramps.
Don't worry, kids.
Critters can survive on
their own in the wild.
Hmm, unless of course
they get eaten.
Speaking of which,
what's for dinner?
Puh, chicken? What do
you mean, I'm chicken?
I was ready to growl
first, ask questions later.
You, growl?
Puh-lease, you could never
growl at a human, Miss Perfect.
Perfect?
Look at me, I'm
absolutely soaked.
No, not to mention
I broke a nail.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm,
mmm... Ah!
No more getting
sidetracked, understand?
Ah, don't put it all
on me, queen caviar.
You're the one who...
Whoa.
Whatcha got on your
shoulder there, big fella?
Some kind of marmot?
- Ah!
- Gotcha!
Whoa, hey, now!
Watch it, Gracie, move!
You're making a
big mistake here,
my furry-faced friend.
Just come along with me,
and the dumb-dumb detective,
and everything will be...
just fine.
Back off, you undersized otter.
Gracie and I are going
back to our family.
I am not an otter, or a marmot!
I'm, ahem... Listen.
If you and that spoiled
second rate doodle-poo
just come quietly,
I promise you, it will
be for the very best.
Nobody calls Gracie
names but me.
Whoa!
I'll have you know she's
a purebred doopsy-doodle.
Doyle!
Assistance?
So undignified!
Doyle, they're getting away.
Huh?
Hoo, okay, Gracie,
let's get outta here.
Sir, I apprehended the canine!
As you instructed, sir.
Pedro, help!
Gracie, you're gonna
have to bite him!
What, bite a person?
But I'm a good dog.
If there was ever a time for
an exception, this is it!
Dear Saint Bernard,
please forgive me.
Ow, ow!
Oh, you're good at being bad.
1-5 trail, here we come!
Sir, I must apologize
for releasing the canine,
but, uh, uh, I did not realize
she had such very sharp teeth.
Oh, my gosh, sir, what are you
doing down there on the ground
trying to hide under my shoe?
But do not despair, sir.
I am coming to help you.
B... b... but, sir?
I have to say, you looked
absolutely spectacular
as you fell through the air.
Oh, a flying bat
would be so lucky.
Ow.
This is the last time
I hire a cadet with
serious potential.
Hoo, so, uh, so what now?
Well, if we stay on the road,
that marmot will
catch us for sure.
But I saw a shortcut
from the hotel balcony,
just over, oh, there.
Uh, a shortcut?
You sure about this?
I think so?
Ya think so?
No, I'm absolutely positive.
Uh...
I have never been so hot.
I've never been so thirsty.
What's that?
Do you hear something?
I think I see something.
Like a five star pet
spa with a juice bar?
No, better!
It's... it's... string!
Don't!
Stop.
That is not string!
Excuse me.
Seems you've got
ahold of our tail.
Oh, hey.
My bad.
Uh, our tail?
Hmm.
It looks delicious.
Let's eat.
Come back, little snack!
This one's mine.
You had the salamander
on Saturday!
I saw him first!
I saw him second!
I hate to be a
bone of contention,
or any kind of bone, so why
don't I just be on my way?
You take the front half,
and I'll take the back.
- Claws and teeth again?
- Whoa!
- I said no!
- Watch it!
Mom always liked you best.
She spent more time with you!
Took you long enough.
I mean, thanks.
Go away, I'm in session.
Gavin! This is important.
Well, if you must know,
I'm writing a song
about Gracie and Pedro.
I'm gonna send it to
every radio station
between here and Los Angeles,
so everyone will know to
help us look for them. Here.
I miss my pets
Oh, yeah Their
carrier's wrecked
Yeah, I want them back
The airline's whack
A power stance, and
then I would just like,
really go for it with my guitar.
What do ya think?
Message alert.
Is it Mom and Dad?
Did they find 'em?
Just another silly viral video.
Do you think we could?
Let's get this party started.
As it's plain to see,
Gracie and Pedro have
gotten themselves
into a really,
really bad situation.
I must've told
those two 100 times,
you gotta go along
to get along, but no.
They always think
they know better,
and this is exactly
what happens.
Well, carry on.
Hey, "absolutely positive."
"Oh, I'm absolutely positive."
Have we passed
that cactus before?
No.
What about that one?
Definitely not.
Okay, we definitely
passed that cactus before.
We are lost!
We're not lost, I think
we should go right.
Oh, really?
Is that another shortcut?
You always think
you know better.
I mean, what does it matter?
We're gonna die out here anyway,
but at least it's
better than getting home
and finding out
they've replaced us.
Replaced us?
Oh, they'd never!
Oh, really?
That's what they do.
They pretend to love ya,
then they put you in a box
on the side of the road,
and they just drive away.
Oh, I'm so sorry, Pedro.
But, no... but those
were bad people.
Sophie and Gavin love us, I'm
sure they're worried sick.
How do you know? How
can you be so sure?
I just am, I'm...
Absolutely positive?
Well, a lot more positive than
I was about that shortcut.
Well, in any case, we
need to work together
to get out of here
alive, so, truce?
All right, truce.
But just until we get home.
Agreed.
So then, which direction?
Straight ahead!
Well, that's it!
Just have to hit
upload and then my...
our video will be seen
by the whole world!
Would you like to do the honors?
Please, after you.
We couldn't have
done it without you.
- It should be you.
- After you.
No, no, really, I insist.
Come on, just do it already.
- I couldn't possibly.
- After you.
- It should be you.
- After you.
It really should be you.
Whoa, whoa!
I don't know what's worse,
their fighting or
their getting along.
Did someone find
Pedro and Gracie?
No, but I get alerts if
anyone posts about them.
We were flying With
our dog and kitty
From LA to Salt Lake City
It was supposed to be fun
And new beginnings
For everyone, yeah
So we arrived
At our new home
Waiting for our
pets To come along
But when we opened
up The carrying case
It was just a little
wallaby In their place
Now they're out
there All alone
And we just wanna
Bring them home
People First lost my dog
People First lost my cat
People First More
like People Worst
Hey, kind people
Help us get them back
People Worst
Lost my dog, yeah
People Worst lost my cat
And they won't
even Lift a finger
People Worst is
just Bad, bad, bad
They're the worst.
Tell People Worst They
better get them back
The airline lost my dog
The airline lost my cat
Their names are
Gracie and Pedro
Hey, kind people
Help us get them back
Not them, not them, whoa.
Definitely not them.
Mom, Dad!
You're back already?
Is there something that
you want to explain to us?
We leave you alone for one day,
and this is what you do?
Your father and I
are so incredibly
proud of you.
We can't believe you guys were
able to make this together.
You're a dream team, for sure.
Even with everything we've done,
there's still no sign
of Pedro and Gracie.
Hello?
Uh-huh.
Sure. It's the president
of the asinine airline.
- He wants to talk to you kids.
- Huh?
Why, hello there.
Do I have the
pleasure of speaking
to the delightful young people
responsible for the
Gracie and Pedro video?
- You found us.
- Uh, yeah?
Um, wonderful.
Very nice video.
Very, um, enlightening.
Very effective.
Effective?
Like how?
Well...
Because of your video, our
cancellations are up 600%,
our stocks are worthless,
and our offices are... ah!
Under siege?
We're sorry. So sorry.
Please, take down the video.
Ah, the barricades
won't last much longer.
We'll do anything!
Anything?
I'm up, I'm up!
Were you sleeping under my ear?
Me? No, definitely not.
I'm a very active sleeper.
I don't even know
what I do in my sleep.
It gets cold in the
desert at night.
It doesn't mean
anything, nothing at all.
Well, good.
Keep it that way.
Whew!
Yeah, you think
you're fast, Chester?
I think you're
losing your giddy up.
Oh, well maybe they can help us.
Who?
Oh, look at all that string!
Oh, no!
No!
You must control yourself.
Now, come on.
Pardon us, can you please
tell us if this is Salt Lake?
Neigh, but I know the
iron horse goes there.
Tell me, what's wrong
with your friend?
There is no string,
there is no string.
You don't want to know.
I don't suppose you
could give us a lift?
You two running from the fuzz?
Pedro!
Pedro!
Hold on, pooch.
There's a tiger got
ahold of my tail!
Well, that cat holds
on like my ex-husband.
More speed, more speed.
Doyle, acceleration, Doyle!
Hold on to your breakfast!
I'm flying!
Faster, Doyle!
Sir, I sense you
would like us moving
at a greater rate of speed,
but, uh...
Regrettably, sir, I only
got a learner's permit.
Come on, now!
Show me what you've got!
Wha!
Doyle, they're getting away!
Get ready to jump
on my count, okay?
One, two...
Well, check you out, daredevil.
That horse may be
iron, but I'm not!
Come on, cat, jump already.
Right, right, sorry.
Good luck!
Thank you!
Brake, brake,
brake, you slow-witted Seamus!
Hobos, tramps, and thieves.
Nobody rides for free!
Mmm, oh, cookie, yum.
Mum... mummy!
Aha!
Gracie, wake up!
Hurry, we gotta run.
There is a big, scary, ugly bird
who is coming to kill us!
Pedro, what are
you going on about?
Nobody rides for free!
My name is Conrad, and you
best run for your lives!
Go!
Get ready to jump, and go!
You boarded the train to hell!
I have an idea!
Good, because I'm too
frazzled to think!
Okay, here it is!
Duck!
Smart, huh?
Yeah, except you
forgot one thing.
- What's that?
- Birds of prey can fly!
Ah!
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
Here, little doggy.
Come to Uncle Conrad.
Mmm, my, my,
how I love the taste
of domesticated pets,
just like you two!
Mmm, fear is good.
It tenderizes the meat.
Yummy.
Come on, Gracie. There's
gotta be a way outta here.
Come on, come on!
Oh, it's no use.
Thanks.
Don't mention it.
Um, Gracie?
There's something
I gotta tell you.
It's about, uh, your birthday.
You know how Brian and
Sophie couldn't figure out
how the hot sauce got
mixed in with your cake?
Well, uh, it was me.
The truth is, I was jealous.
All day long, it was
Gracie's birthday this,
and Gracie's birthday
that, and all I could think
was I could never have
a party of my own.
Oh, Pedro.
Oh, no, no, Gavin and Sophie
were planning a party for you,
to celebrate the anniversary
of your adoption.
But that's next month.
I am sorry, Gracie,
for everything.
Well, now I feel extra bad.
Oh, well, don't feel too bad.
You know how your favorite
toy mouse went missing?
Mr. Paw-Paws?
Squeak in peace.
Rest in cheese.
I'm so sorry, I just...
- I thought you hated me.
- Hated you?
Of course, you're so
wild and adventurous,
and I'm so boring
and domesticated.
Heh, I thought you hated me.
Funny, we've lived in the
same house for so long,
and well yet we never really
knew each other at all.
Maybe we could let
bygones be bygones?
Yeah.
Let bygones be bygones.
You want some?
Food, at a time like this?
Listen, I have an idea.
Hmm?
Is it just me, Gracie,
or is that Conrad
the ugliest creature
on planet Earth?
Right, and talk about stupid.
He couldn't spell ugly if
you spotted him the U-G.
Awful mouthy for a furball
about to become tonight's
dinner, aren't ya?
Now!
You know what you
call that, Pedro?
Animal magnetism.
Haha, I like that.
When I catch up to you two,
you'll be nothing more than
a memory, and a fluffy burp!
Well, then, ugly, I guess
that makes this our stop.
You're gonna regret the
day you were ever born!
If there's one thing I
hate, it's freeloaders!
Does that sound familiar to you?
Yeah, I... Oh, no, no, no,
no, no, not again, nope.
Hey.
What are you two doing here?
Hit it, Wade!
We felt so bad
So bad, so bad
We felt so sad
So sad, so sad
About what we did
The last time we met
We're here to help
I don't buy it.
Not for one single second.
- How did you even find us again?
- The SqueakNet.
Don't you know you're never
more than six feet away
from a rodent
anywhere in America?
What an appalling thought.
That doesn't answer
what you want from us,
and don't tell me it's outta
the goodness of your hearts,
unless you want me to
check and make sure
you really do have hearts.
I am hurt and offended.
Aren't we all fellow creatures,
big and small, short and tall?
If you pluck us,
do we not freeze?
If you feed us, do we not breed?
If you...
Okay, we're after
the reward money.
- Shh.
- I admit it.
It was worth a shot.
- Wait, uh...
- Hold on. What reward money?
You mean you haven't seen it?
Wade, show 'em the TV ad.
We here at People First Airlines
are working hard to put
our passengers first.
All our passengers.
If you've seen the animals
in the following video,
please call our hotline number.
Reward money
personally guaranteed.
People first lost my dog
People first lost my cat
- Is that...
- Sophie and Gavin?
They're still looking for us!
They haven't forgotten us!
See, we figured we'd
track you two down,
give you back your collars,
and collect the reward money.
But it'll never work now
that you know our plan.
Well, why not?
We don't care about the money,
we just wanna get
home to our family.
What?
You mean we coulda
just been honest?
Ah, what's the world comin' to?
Say ten G's.
And sent.
You two just sit pretty
till your people get here,
and we collect all
that lovely money.
Heh, what do rats need
money for, anyway?
- Cheese!
- Oh, you'd be surprised.
Well, I, for one, am exhausted.
Oh, I couldn't
move another inch.
You thought you were so smart
with that little train trick.
It wasn't us, we didn't
trash that hotel room!
We're not from the
hotel, you feeble feline.
Is that what you two
dumb bunnies thought?
Oh, aren't you two in
for the surprise of
your short little lives?
That's our ransom, I
mean, reward money.
And no limey lemur's
gonna take it from us.
Huh?
Now's our chance, Gracie, run!
Right!
- Over here, lemur!
- Hey, lemur!
I am not a lemur!
Lemur!
After 'em!
Doyle?
Ahem, assistance.
Sir, what are you doing
hiding inside that bottle?
Let's move.
Wahoo!
Kids, get your pants on!
There's been a sighting.
Hey, kiddos.
Just picked up my new dentures.
Wanna see?
It's them, Gracie and Pedro!
This place is only
20 minutes away!
Betcha I can make it in ten.
Hang on, let's burn rubber!
Doyle, they're getting away!
One moment, sir.
Just gotta limber up.
Don't wanna be pulling
a muscle, you know.
Move it, you buffoon.
What are you doing?
Making sure we get
our reward money.
Well, you won't get anything
if they get us first.
Think you can provide
a distraction?
Can we ever.
Message alert.
Whoa, Gramps!
Slight change in plans!
Turn us around, turn us around.
Hold on, critters!
Help is on the way!
I know you're here somewhere.
They're so close I
can almost taste them.
- Whoa, steady.
- Hurry up, whoa!
What? What's going on?
What?
You're not getting
away this time!
Ride 'em, cowboy!
Aha.
It's a crying shame
that you two have gotten
yourselves all tied up.
Doyle!
Doyle?
Ooh! It just exploded.
Oh, there's another.
Oh, I'm going to have to
put a bell on that man.
You kids just carry
on, I'll catch up.
This place is huge!
Where should we start looking?
Hey, humans!
Yeah, we know where
your pets are.
- They're right here!
- Over here!
- Come on!
- Come on!
Mother of...
Did you hear that?
Hear what?
Hmm.
User not identified.
Gavin, where are you going?
Ear to ear?
No, okay, go to your left.
- No, your left.
- Ow, that's my tail.
And my paw, ow, and my eye!
Could you hold still
for two seconds?
You're making it worse!
Where are the rats
when you need them?
- Come on!
- We're almost there!
Oh, Gavin, let me help you.
- They're right here!
- Yeah, come on!
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, stop!
Oh, we're not tall
enough for this ride! Oh!
Welcome aboard the Whiplash!
Uh-oh.
That ain't good.
Okay, it's just a silly
amusement park ride.
We're perfectly safe,
right? How bad can it be?
Hold on tight, it's
about to get wild.
You're gonna have the
time of your life.
Ah, now it's going fast!
Help, anybody, help!
Help!
- Huh?
- What?
- Anybody, help!
- The kids?
- The kids!
- The kids, where?
Come on, we gotta help them.
- Right, left, right.
- Right, okay.
- Under! Up.
- Here we go. Again, oh, whoa!
- Ah.
- Huh?
Whew.
Where do you think you're going?
Yeah, we gotcha now, again.
Look, our humans
are on that ride!
And we have to help them.
Stop, you half-wit!
- Whoa!
- Stop!
Sir, I never imagined we'd
be working so closely.
You smell nice.
Anyone, please!
We wanna get off!
Hold on, Gavin!
Oh, Pedro, over there!
- Right, control panel.
- Okay!
Okay, look for an
emergency stop button.
- I mean, there's got to be one.
- Right, okay, uh...
Aha! Found it!
Dear Saint Bernard.
Betcha all my cheddar
they don't make it.
Heh, you're on.
Huh?
Gracie, hurry!
Cut the red wire, or the green?
What about this?
Ah, no, no, no, no!
Prepare for free fall!
You pull, I'll push!
Hands would come in real
handy right about now!
- Three!
- We wanna get off, please!
- Two!
- Oh, please!
One!
Wait a second, if they crash,
we don't get our reward money.
Then we gotta go help 'em.
It's no use!
Oh, no, no, no.
No, not now, not after all this!
We're all going home, and
we're doing it together!
It's working!
Come on!
You two, over here!
- All together!
- Come on!
Congratulations, you
survived the Whiplash.
We did it!
- Yeah, that's what we do!
- You bet we did it!
- That's right!
- We know how to, yeah.
I didn't even know
you had a beast mode.
Neither did I.
And I didn't know you
had a genius mode.
Sometimes I even
surprise myself.
And you two.
Turns out you have
hearts after all.
My main man, heart of gold.
Aw, come on.
Ah, we're released, we're free!
Gavin, we're free, come on!
Ah, there they are!
Gracie! Pedro!
Come here, ah!
Oh, oh, we found you.
Are you okay? Where were you?
Are you two okay?
Oh, we were so
worried about you!
Gracie, you're filthy.
Eh, Pedro, you look
about the same.
Oh, I missed you two so much!
Make a wish.
- Yay!
- Yay!
- Attaboy!
- Whoo!
What did you wish for?
That this cake doesn't
have any hot sauce?
This calls for a
rousing game of fetch.
Let it rip.
Oops, my bad.
Oh, no, you can't
take us now, coppers.
We're home free.
Oh, you two really are
a couple of dumb
bunnies, aren't you?
Good afternoon, miss, young
sir, mister senior sir?
I'm a detective with
People's First Airlines.
We're their best people.
We, um, my colleague and I,
we just wanted to make sure
your loverly pets got
home safe and sound.
You're with the airline?
You mean, we could've come
right here from Las Vegas?
I told you, you should've
come quietly with us.
Well, maybe we would have
if you didn't sound
so... you know.
Hmm?
- You know, sinister?
- Evil?
I have no idea what
you're talking about.
No, I bet you don't.
Uh, so I respectfully ask, uh,
will you fine
people please remove
that charming video
from the internet?
Or we will be fired, if
that's not already the case.
Well, hmm.
- Sure.
- All right.
Oh, so appreciated. Thank you.
Well, my colleague and I must
now bid you all a fine adieu.
And I am a ferret.
Oh, a ferret.
Ah, why didn't I think of that?
Come here!
Oh! Gracie, Pedro, over here.
Come on, come on.
All right, Gavin.
Oh, catch this one.
Well, in the end,
these two learned
to stop fighting long enough
to appreciate
their similarities,
and respect their differences.
And that's why, despite
being tortured by rats,
lost in the desert,
almost eaten alive,
and nearly dying over, and
over, and over, and over again,
Gracie and Pedro's adventure
was actually pretty
awesome, after all.
No, no, no, not again!
As always, thank you
for flying People
First Airlines.
More like People Worst Airlines!
Have a wonderful day.
Waking up But the
sun don't shine
Without you by my side
You got left
behind So far away
The picture falls apart
With two Puzzle
pieces lost
But I know the clouds
Aren't here to stay
And now I can't be there
To tell you what I know
So I'm gonna sing
it To the world
We're gonna bring you home
Though you're
lost In the dark
I hear the beating
Of your heart
Don't you be afraid
'Cause we're
gonna Get you home
So let's send out a call
Let it ring
Around the world
'Cause we don't
quit On family
We're gonna get you home
We're gonna bring you home
Though you're
lost In the dark
I hear the beating
Of your heart
Don't you be afraid
'Cause we're
gonna Get you home
So let's send out a call
Let it ring
Around the world
'Cause we don't
quit On family
We're gonna get you home
Duh, duh, dum,
dum Cheese me
You know it'll please me
I know I could eat it
And no one can beat it
Oh, give me
cheese Yeah, yeah
Hey, Rasputin, you never told me
what you spent your
share of the loot on.
Well... eeh!
- High five on the shinies!
- High five on the shinies!
From the top, everybody!