Grand Day Out With Wallace And Gromit, A (1989) Movie Script
[peppy orchestral music]
# #
[clock chiming]
- Eee, these bank holidays.
It's a problem to decide.
- [snoring]
- Tell you what,
Gromit, lad.
Let's have a nice
hot cup of tea, hmm?
Kettle should have boiled
by now.
[humming]
No cheese, Gromit.
Not a bit in the house.
Gromit, that's it: cheese!
We'll go somewhere
where there's cheese.
Now, where were we?
Places you find cheese.
Lancashire, Cheddar,
Wensleydale,
Philadelphia, Tesco's...
Everybody knows
the Moon's made of cheese.
[sniffing]
[hinges creaking]
[water dripping]
[mice squeaking]
[humming]
Hmm.
Vroom!
Oh!
Hmm.
[whistling]
Whew!
[drill whirring]
- [yelps]
[electronic beeps]
- [clears throat]
[whistling a tune]
[pulsating electronic humming]
[whistling a tune]
Everything seems
to be under control...
[crash]
[groaning]
[fuse crackling]
[clock ticking and dinging]
Hmm.
Oh, unlock the doors.
[rumbling]
Oh! Mm!
No crackers, Gromit.
We've forgotten the crackers!
[groans]
Hold on, Gromit.
Hold on!
[clock ticking and dinging]
[panting]
[alarm rings]
Huh?
[all sniffing]
[rumbling]
Oh.
Gromit!
[triumphant music]
# #
Hmm.
[sighs]
[whistles a tune]
[squeaking]
[flash bulb pops]
One for the album.
[engines whirring]
Huh?
Oh.
Nicely done.
[gulps]
[klaxon honking]
Huh?
Oh!
[chuckles]
Huh?
Adjust angle of thrust.
Steady, now.
Even up.
Steady.
[rumbling]
Gently does it.
[thud]
[sighs]
A nice drop of tea
to get the taste buds going.
Mmm.
Ah.
Plate.
Knife.
Cracker.
[mutters]
See what you think.
- [sniffs]
- Wensleydale?
Stilton?
I don't know, lad.
It's like no cheese
I've ever tasted.
Let's try another spot.
[humming]
Hmm.
Aha.
Come on, stupid!
Oh!
Oh, daylight robbery.
They always nick your money,
them flipping machines.
Come on, Gromit.
[static buzzing]
[announcer speaking]
[peppy music]
# #
[metallic clank]
[metallic clang]
[machinery creaking]
Mmm, it's different.
Hmm.
Oh...
Hmm?
Camembert?
Ooh!
Oh? Oh.
[humming]
Where are you off to now?
Leave me to carry the basket,
won't you?
[peppy music]
Huh?
[dramatic music]
[rattling and squeaking]
Emergency countdown!
Ten seconds and counting!
Hold tight, lad,
and think of Lancashire hotpot.
[alarm rings]
[metal clangs]
Huh?
What?
Oh!
Oh, the fuse!
You forgot to light the fuse!
[explosion]
[stammering]
- [blows nose]
[peppy music]
# #
- Set coordinates
for 62 West Wallaby street.
# #
[clock chiming]
- Eee, these bank holidays.
It's a problem to decide.
- [snoring]
- Tell you what,
Gromit, lad.
Let's have a nice
hot cup of tea, hmm?
Kettle should have boiled
by now.
[humming]
No cheese, Gromit.
Not a bit in the house.
Gromit, that's it: cheese!
We'll go somewhere
where there's cheese.
Now, where were we?
Places you find cheese.
Lancashire, Cheddar,
Wensleydale,
Philadelphia, Tesco's...
Everybody knows
the Moon's made of cheese.
[sniffing]
[hinges creaking]
[water dripping]
[mice squeaking]
[humming]
Hmm.
Vroom!
Oh!
Hmm.
[whistling]
Whew!
[drill whirring]
- [yelps]
[electronic beeps]
- [clears throat]
[whistling a tune]
[pulsating electronic humming]
[whistling a tune]
Everything seems
to be under control...
[crash]
[groaning]
[fuse crackling]
[clock ticking and dinging]
Hmm.
Oh, unlock the doors.
[rumbling]
Oh! Mm!
No crackers, Gromit.
We've forgotten the crackers!
[groans]
Hold on, Gromit.
Hold on!
[clock ticking and dinging]
[panting]
[alarm rings]
Huh?
[all sniffing]
[rumbling]
Oh.
Gromit!
[triumphant music]
# #
Hmm.
[sighs]
[whistles a tune]
[squeaking]
[flash bulb pops]
One for the album.
[engines whirring]
Huh?
Oh.
Nicely done.
[gulps]
[klaxon honking]
Huh?
Oh!
[chuckles]
Huh?
Adjust angle of thrust.
Steady, now.
Even up.
Steady.
[rumbling]
Gently does it.
[thud]
[sighs]
A nice drop of tea
to get the taste buds going.
Mmm.
Ah.
Plate.
Knife.
Cracker.
[mutters]
See what you think.
- [sniffs]
- Wensleydale?
Stilton?
I don't know, lad.
It's like no cheese
I've ever tasted.
Let's try another spot.
[humming]
Hmm.
Aha.
Come on, stupid!
Oh!
Oh, daylight robbery.
They always nick your money,
them flipping machines.
Come on, Gromit.
[static buzzing]
[announcer speaking]
[peppy music]
# #
[metallic clank]
[metallic clang]
[machinery creaking]
Mmm, it's different.
Hmm.
Oh...
Hmm?
Camembert?
Ooh!
Oh? Oh.
[humming]
Where are you off to now?
Leave me to carry the basket,
won't you?
[peppy music]
Huh?
[dramatic music]
[rattling and squeaking]
Emergency countdown!
Ten seconds and counting!
Hold tight, lad,
and think of Lancashire hotpot.
[alarm rings]
[metal clangs]
Huh?
What?
Oh!
Oh, the fuse!
You forgot to light the fuse!
[explosion]
[stammering]
- [blows nose]
[peppy music]
# #
- Set coordinates
for 62 West Wallaby street.