Grease 2 (1982) Movie Script
A new school year, Blanche.
A new era.
If the Russians
can put a man in space,
just imagine what our young
American minds can do at Rydell.
- This is going to be a wonderful year.
- Wonderful.
- Miss McGee!
- Blanche!
Spendin' my vacation
in the summer sun
Gettin' lots of action and lots offun
Scorin' like a bandit
'til the bubble burst
Suddenly it got to be September 1st
Woe is me
All summer long l was happy and free
Save my soul
The board of education
took away my parole
I gotta go back, back
Back to school again
You won't find me
'til the clock strikes three
I'm gonna be there 'til then
I gotta go back, back
Back to school again
Whoa, whoa, l gotta go
Back to school again
She's late again.
I think being late demonstrates
terrible leadership qualities.
- I'm not waiting.
- Here she is.
We're gonna be late. Let's go.
Geometry and History isjust a pain
Biology and Chemistry
destroys my brain
Don't they know
that l deserve a better fate?
I'm really much too young
to matriculate
Well, Mama, please
Your child's come down
with a fatal disease
Mama said, "Come on, you lazy bum
and get your butt out ofbed
"You gotta go back, back
Back to school again
"lt's bye-bye fun
Get your homework done
"lt better be in by ten"
I gotta go back, back
Back to school again
Whoa, whoa
l gotta go
Back to school again
Senior year, the home stretch.
My dad wants me
to go to junior college after grad.
- Nerd junior college.
- What are you gonna do?
Sleep.
What are you gonna be
when you grow up?
A burden on society.
- Hello, Miss Mason.
- Hello.
- Ready for a great new year?
- I love your hair.
- Oh, thanks.
- All 300 pounds of it!
- Hello, boys.
- Good morning, Miss Mason.
I'd love to see all of you
in Music Appreciation.
I'd like to see all of you
in Music Appreciation.
- You just might.
- I think l'm in love.
Oh, my hair!
- Excuse me. Let me through.
- What are you doing?
- Watch it!
- Nerd!
- Michael?
- Frenchy?
Hello. Hi. Thanks for meeting me.
When your cousin Sandy
said you were coming to America,
I said, "Any cousin of yours
is a cousin of mine."
- She said you'd know the ropes.
- Ropes are my specialty.
I dropped out of Rydell
to go to beauty school,
but flunked Tinting
when my hair turned pink.
Pink?
The Pink Ladies pledge to act cool
To look cool and to be cool
'Til death do us part
Think Pink!
Hi, guys.
Your mother!
But now the most important thing
in my life is skin care.
- So tinting's out and skin care's in.
- That's why l'm back at Rydell.
To get my Chemistry
so l can mix my own cosmetics.
Makes sense.
I got my books together
and l dragged my feet
And then l saw this angel
Boppin' down the street
I said, "Hey, pretty baby,
how's about a date?"
She said, "l'm goin' to school
and l can't be late... "
Hey, basketball. You caught it!
How tall are you? Never mind.
We'll put high heels on
your sneakers and make you centre.
Go catch that! Oh, boy!
Basketball, basketball!
Whoa, whoa, l gotta go
Whoa, whoa, l gotta go
Back to school...
- Thank you.
- Give it back!
Hey, have a nice trip.
Yeah.
Hold it, Birds.
Comb.
Door.
- Make way.
- Pardonne-moi!
Gentlemen, start your engines.
I gotta go back, back
Back to school again
Whoa, whoa, l gotta go
Back to school...
You're going to love Rydell.
...again!
From the front it's a perfect nose. From
the side, it doesn't belong on this face.
So dump the face and keep the nose.
- What's the new look, Sharon?
- Jackie Kennedy.
It only landed her a president.
The magazines say that JFK
secretly prefers the Marilyn Monroe look.
Hi, Johnny. I really like your hair
in the back. It's really cool.
- Thanks.
- Still giving lube jobs.
- Stuff it, Goose.
- What's the story, Stephanie?
Yeah, what's the story?
Sorry!
- You know the story, Johnny. It's over.
- Yeah? Yeah? That's not good enough.
- Don't make a scene.
- There's no scene.
- Johnny!
- What's the scene?
- There's no scene, all right?
- Sorry!
- Hi, Louis.
- Hello to you.
What's this?
The Vince Fontaine National Library?
Quiet, please!
Laugh, you jerks, but wait till
l turn up on National Bandstand.
You may turn up on the bandstand,
but your beak will still be turning down.
- You're mean.
- I gotta do it.
The nose goes. Bandstand here l come.
I wouldn't fool around
with Mother Nature.
- You did with everyone else.
- Shut up!
- Meet me at the homeroom.
- Pants!
- Hi, Paulette.
- Hi, Willie.
Hey.
Excuse me.
How long have you been in America?
A week.
I'm staying with my aunt and uncle.
Oh. These are the lockers.
Take a locker and lock it.
Because these guys will steal every...
- ...thing.
- Thanks.
What do you think you're doing?
- Just putting things in my locker.
- His locker!
- Excuse us.
- No one touches these lockers, OK?
- You can't read? That spells T-Bird.
- Which spells us.
- This is a protected landmark.
- A slice of American history.
- Dig?
- I think l understand.
Good. A real Einstein.
My name's Michael Carrington.
I'm the Duke of Earl.
This is your new locker, Shakespeare.
- A perfect fit.
- We're being invaded by foreigners.
- Are you OK?
- Yeah, fine, thanks.
- Don't let these guys bug you.
- I won't, don't worry.
- When are you going to grow up?
- The nerd invaded our sacred turf.
I want to talk.
Meet me for a smoke after class.
I quit. It's bad for your health.
- Standing me up is, too.
- Says who?
The Sturgeon General
of the United States.
All right, everyone take a seat.
I got mine. You loved it.
God, watch the nose!
Good morning, Rydell, and welcome
one and all to a new school year.
I know this is going to be an exciting
and stimulating year for all of us.
First, l'd like to welcome back
our own Mr Spears,
who made such a miraculous recovery
from the mental exhaustion
which sent him to the hospital
last spring. Welcome back, Mr Spears.
We're all rooting for you.
Now, Rydell is very proud
ofher extra-curricular activities,
so please come out for band try-outs.
Ifyou play an instrument, it's better
to play with a group than with yourself.
Auditions for the June Moon Talent
Show will be held next month.
Come out one and all.
You could win 100 long-playing records.
Last but not least, we are fortunate
to have a straight- 'A' student
all the way from England,
by the name of Michael Carrington.
Stand up, Michael.
All right, now, all say hello
to Michael Carrington.
Hello, Michael Carrington.
Let's have a wonderful year.
Rydell High, beat the Cavaliers!
Rydell High, beat the Cavaliers!
- What's the story with Johnny?
- I outgrew him over the summer.
He hasn't lost the hots for you.
He hasn't learnt when you're dead,
lie down.
- There's more to life than making out.
- I never thought of that.
Michael.
- I heard you play piano.
- I can a bit.
Then you must play for the talent show
audition. I won't take no for an answer.
Well?
- OK, l'll do it. Why not?
- I think he's kinda cute.
- Virgin alert! Virgin alert!
- All male periscopes down.
- How's your first week been?
- Great. Yours?
There's a fascinating world
of chemistry out there.
Yeah, l know. How well do you know
that Stephanie Zinone?
Stephanie Zinone
is one of my very best...
Uh-oh. Michael, there's
something you don't understand.
Stephanie Zinone is a Pink Lady.
If you're not a T-Bird, which you are not,
you can look, but don't touch.
Michael, l wouldn't even look.
Well,
how do you become a T-Bird, then, eh?
Well...
Football is like life, you gotta push.
You gotta push and elbow. Come on!
Push those men out of the way.
Elbow 'em, then bite 'em,
then rip 'em, then chew 'em up.
Come on, push!
Push, push!
Attaboy! Chew 'em up.
Come on! Don't you have any...
Come on. You're a bunch
of old turkeys. Can't you push?
You said push.
- Look.
- What are they doing here?
- Nogerelli.
- Balmudo.
These cockroaches
will invade our turf once too often.
We should take care of them tonight.
- Tonight, we bowl.
- You're lucky. We're bowling tonight.
I like that.
You'd better write your will, boys.
- Hey, baby, check your oil?
- Hi, hot stuff.
- Hey, are we bowling tonight?
- That's right.
- And Paulette...
- Yeah, Johnny.
- I want you to look special, dig?
- No problem.
- Hey, Johnny!
- Yeah, Johnny!
- Way to go, Johnny!
- Hey, do not mess the hair.
- I'm sorry.
- Hey, Paulette. Whose side are you on?
- Our side.
- Then don't fraternise with the enemy.
- Mark that a strike.
- You hit two pins!
It's a technical strike because
these chicks were late. Read the rules!
- Read 'em and weep.
- That's not fair.
- This bra's killing me.
- You wish.
You gotta put your fingers
in the holes.
I'm not breaking my nails.
You got something going with Paulette?
I'm giving her therapy for her disease.
- What disease?
- Nymphoidmania.
- What's the final score?
- That happens later tonight.
Last game, winner take all. Agreed?
Just shoot the ball!
Shoot the ball!
Come on, everybody
Gather round
I'm gonna show you
how to knock 'em down
When l'm on the ball
l'm the number one
And l'm gonna show you
how it's done
Let's bowl, let's bowl
Let's rock 'n' roll
Hey, come on
Let's get the show on the road
Let's bowl, let's bowl
Let's rock 'n' roll
You're sittin' on a bomb
That's about to explode
We're gonna score tonight
We're gonna score tonight
- Ifyou're lookin' for a fight
- Then the time is right
- We're gonna wipe the floor
- With you tonight
We're gonna score tonight
We're gonna score tonight
We're gonna rock, we're gonna roll
We're gonna bop, we're gonna bowl
We're gonna score, score,
score, score, score...tonight!
Hey, Paulette, take a look over here
I'm your kingpin, honey
And l'm gettin' in gear
Hey, Johnny, Johnny
Go for that strike
And ljust might be your baby tonight
Let's bowl, let's bowl
Let's rock 'n' roll
Hey, come on
Let's get the show on the road
Let's bowl, let's bowl
Let's rock 'n' roll
'Cause the stakes are high
And the winner takes all
We're gonna score tonight
We're gonna score tonight
Don't get sore when you lose tonight
We're gonna show you how
to do it right
We're gonna score tonight
We're gonna score tonight
We're gonna rock, we're gonna roll
We're gonna bop, we're gonna bowl
We're gonna score, score,
score, score, score...tonight!
- You bowl me over
- Bowl me over
- You bowl me over
- She's hot tonight
- You bowl me over
- Take a hike
Get a strike
Ten, nine, eight, seven
Six, five, four, three, two, one!
We're gonna score tonight
We're gonna score tonight
We're gonna score
Tonight
We're gonna score
Tonight
We're gonna score
Tonight
"Always be courteous
when asking for a game.
"Hi, want a game?
Howdy, fellas, let's bowl some balls.
"Bowling, anyone?"
- Another well-deserved victory.
- Yeah, but where's the trophy?
Right here, Johnny.
Oh, kissies.
That's for best average.
Now what about for best score?
- God!
- Touchy!
- What about the trophy for best score?
- I ain't no one's trophy.
She ain't no one's trophy! So that's how
it's gonna be now, Miss lndependent?
Yeah, independent.
I kiss who l want, when l want.
I could kiss the next guy
who walks through that door.
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
Be my guest.
Let's eat.
- I vote for pizza.
- You vote for bed. It's past ten.
- Go home and leave me alone.
- Bed stinks.
- Is it too late to join the game?
- You want something?
- Food!
- Food!
- Food!
- Food!
- Life stinks.
- Are you talking to me?
- Yeah, you'll do.
- Great.
The name's Michael Carrington.
The name's Dolores.
Dolores Rebchuck.
Some call me Woodchuck
or Upchuck, but l prefer Dolores.
- Got it?
- Got it.
They think they're cool
'cause they got wheels.
- Go home.
- Looks like we don't make the grade.
With them it's all these weird codes
and rules and pledges about cycles.
You gotta be a biker or a biker's old lady.
Without a cycle, forget it.
- Pisses me off.
- We're in the same boat.
I sure can't afford a cycle without a job.
I'm willing to negotiate.
I offered to be a Pink Lady mascot.
It ain't the coolest job, but it's a start.
Think they'd listen?
Forget it. Pisses me off.
It's late. I'd better walk you home.
I don't need a babysitter, OK?
Why not think of it as a date, OK?
Why didn't you say so in the first place?
Come on. When l'm in 1 2th grade,
l'll be head of the Pink Ladies.
They'll rule the school.
They'll be the best.
We'll have the best-looking jackets.
I once tried to put letters on this jacket.
They fell right off.
It was really embarrassing 'cause
it happened in front of my sister Paulette.
- Morning, Mr...
- Stuart.
- You could've killed us, Rhonda.
- Good move.
- Imagine dying a virgin!
- Oh, God.
- Nosebleed.
- Nurse, room 1 1 .
- Good morning, l'm a substitute for...
- Good morning, Miss McGee.
Good morning, Miss...
Mason.
- This is Mr...
- Mr Stuart.
I love your hair, Miss Mason.
Thank you, Mr Stuart.
Miss Mason will help you
while you're learning the ropes.
- My pleasure, l'm sure.
- I'm sure you're sure.
- I'm a substitute for Mr...
- Spears.
Follow me.
That's why we're gonna win this talent
show. 1 00 long-playing albumens.
- But we got zero talent.
- There must be ten Roy Orbisons there.
The greatest hits of Beeth-oven?
Good morning. My name is Mr Stuart
and l'm your substitute teacher.
- Let's have a cigarette.
- Yeah.
Mr Nogerelli. I've been looking for you.
Hello, Miss McGee.
You're looking lovely today.
There has been a rumour,
Mr Nogerelli,
that motorcycles have been driven
across our school lawn.
I know that couldn't have been you,
Mr Nogerelli.
I'm sure you have more respect
for grass than that. Right?
Now hear this. No more!
ls that understood?
Good. Do you smell something burning?
Mr Nogerelli...
I guess you sure told her, huh, Johnny?
- Water!
- Sorry, l'm sorry, Johnny!
I'll kill you!
- OK, we're ready.
- Good luck, girls.
The try-outs and we're the first.
I hope l don't blank out. Now!
His loafers were Weejuns
His chinos were black
With a cute little buckle
That fastened in back
These are my girls.
There's some good breeding up there.
And that is so important.
- Hey, what's happening?
- Hey, Woodchuck.
Dolores, all right? What's happening?
Brad.
Does this song stink, or what?
Don't know what possessed me
But l gave him my address
And my heart shook with fear
As l prayed that l'd hear
From Brad
Hear from Brad
I won't let a little hard work
come between me and 1 00 LPs.
We're calendar girls. You have to
get into your seasons, become them.
Rhonda, you're fall.
Give me maturity, give me ageing...
- Give me a break.
- Lunchtime.
Then at yesterday's tea dance
My day turned to night
Muffy Rogers was wearing Brad's pin
I couldjust die
Thank you, but we haven't got all day.
- But these are my girls.
- I know, dear. Next!
OK, OK, we're almost ready.
I want everybody to sing
their ah, ah, ahs.
Take your music.
Do l have to do everything myself?
Are you ready?
I'll be your girl for all seasons
All the year through
- Hello.
- Hi.
- Are you free after school today?
- I'm free every day.
It's in the Constitution.
- OK, we're ready.
- Sharon Cooper and the Seasons.
Ifyou fall in the fall you'll see
September can be heavenly
- Eugene, ready with the leaves?
- Ready.
When autumn leaves
are falling from the tree
I'm sick of being a tree.
- That's enough. Thank you.
- We still have three more seasons!
I need the stage for my Drama class.
Sharon, what about tonight?
- How about a hamburger later?
- I'm busy.
- How about tomorrow?
- Busy.
So maybe you can explain
about the bowling alley.
- You just don't kiss a guy and...
- It was just a joke. Forget it.
- Let me give you a hand.
- I can manage.
- I think he's in love.
- I think he's cute.
I think you should shut your yaps.
You forgot this one.
- Thanks.
- The day after tomorrow?
Look, when are you
gonna get the picture?
Ifyou really want to know
What l want in a guy
Well, l'm lookin' for a dream
on a mean machine
With hell in his eyes
I want a devil in skin-tight leather
He's gonna be wild as the wind
And one fine night
I'll be holdin' on tight
To a cool rider
A cool rider
Ifhe's cool enough he can burn me
through and through
Whoa, whoa
Ifit takes forever
Then l'll wait forever
No ordinary boy,
no ordinary boy is gonna do
I want a rider that's cool
That's the way it's gonna be
That's the way that l feel
I want a whole lot more
than the boy next door
I want hell on wheels
Just give me a black motorcycle
With a man growin' out of the seat
Then move aside
'Cause l'm gonna ride
With a cool rider
A cool rider
Ifhe's cool enough
he can burn me through and through
Whoa, whoa
Ifit takes forever
Then l'll wait forever
No ordinary boy,
no ordinary boy is gonna do
I want a rider that's cool
I don't want no ordinary guys
Comin' on strong with me
They don't know what l'm lookin' for
They don't know what l need
You're gonna know it
when he gets here
'Cause the ground will be shakin'
I'll do anything
to let him know that l'm his
His for the takin'
I want a cool rider
A cool, cool, cool, cool rider
I want a cool rider
A cool, cool, cool, cool rider
I want a C-O-O-L R-l-D-E-R
English, l got something scholastic
to discuss with you.
What l'm saying is
you're Mr History, right?
I got this essay on the fall of Rome.
I didn't even know they were in trouble.
- What are you driving at?
- Papers for paper.
Essays for cash?
- So that's it.
- What's what?
- It'll have to be a motorcycle.
- Good idea. Invest in a cycle. So?
- You've got a deal.
- All right.
When we make the drop,
not out in the open like this.
I got a rep to protect.
It's open.
Your uncle said you was back out here.
What is this joint?
- It's his nuclear fallout shelter.
- Yeah?
- You got that essay?
- You got the cash?
This is a neat joint.
A nucleoid shelter.
It's private, good for homework
and other activities
involving student bodies.
Can you handle a couple
of History assignments also?
- I'll try.
- OK, and remember, this is between us.
- I got a rep to protect here, OK?
- Yeah.
William the Conqueror, by the Goose.
Oh, God.
Nobody, but nobody,
knows this happened, dig?
Whatever you say.
That's very nice. Nice penmanship.
Remember. I got a rep to protect.
OK, Shakespeare?
Reproduction.
It's very simple, but yet very important.
Now, what is the best time of the month
for a woman to conceive?
Mr...
...Jaworski.
- What's "conceive"?
- You know, to be fertile.
- What's the best time?
- Ask Nogerelli.
- Mr Nogerelli?
- Ask Goose.
- Mr Goose?
- Ask Dimucci.
- Mr Dimucci?
- What?
Conceive. What is the best time?
At night?
I can see that we're not getting very far.
I got the same problem.
- Morning, everybody.
- Good morning.
Good morning, Mr Stuart.
- Let's start at the beginning. Page one.
- Open your book.
- "Where do babies come from?"
- If you need me, l'll be right over here.
Do we need this for the exam?
The parts of a flower
are so constructed that
Very, very often
the wind will cause pollination
Ifnot, then a bee or any other
nectar-gathering creature
Can create the same situation
Yes, anything that gets the pollen
to the pistil's right on the list
I'll try to make it crystal clear
A flower's insatiable passion
turns its life into a circus of debauchery
Now you seejust how the stamen
gets its lusty dust on to the stigma
And why this frenzied chlorophyllous
orgy starts each spring is no enigma
We call this quest for satisfaction
a what, class?
A photoperiodic reaction
Oh, that's good
That's very good
Hey, l'm lost. Where are we?
- Chapter two
- Page five
- Reproduction
- Reproduction
Put your pollen tube to work
- Reproduction
- Reproduction
Make my stamen go berserk
Reproduction
I don't think they even know
what a pistil is
I got your pistil right here
Where does the pollen go?
Get back here. Get into your seats.
Next chapter.
How in an abstract way,
the same thing applies
to the reproductive organs
of the more complex life-forms.
But we are now dealing
with sexual response.
Are there any questions
before we begin reading?
Is it possible the female member
ofsome sex on a couch
Could, like, get this guy all hot
and she never even knew it?
Negative
When a warm-blooded mammal
in a tight little sweater
Starts pulling that stuff
she's saying that she wants to do it
Can't prove it by me
'Cause they change their tune
when you got 'em in the back seat
- With his heart beatin' fast
- They make it sound like a track meet
- Gross!
- Yeah...
... Then all they can do is say,
"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!"
- Reproduction
- Reproduction
Baby, give it to me now
- Reproduction
- Reproduction
Is that all you think about?
Reproduction, come on, baby,
show me that you really love me so
- I think l'm gonna throw up
- Where does the pollen go?
Mr Goose, please be seated.
The human is the only being capable
of consciously controlling
his number of offspring.
Are there any comments on that?
I was wondering
if you could tell me where she lives.
- What is this?
- Mr Stuart
Is it true that guys like you,
you know, mature and all
Carry some protection with them
for sexual occasions?
Oh, God!
Can a girljust do that thing in a book
Where she adds up the days ofher,
what do you call it, mentalstration?
Oh, that's really neat!
Yeah, and what if a guy says
the numbers don't add up right, huh?
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
- Reproduction
- Reproduction
Hope he's proud of what he's done
- Reproduction
- Reproduction
He was only pokin' fun
Reproduction
See what happens when a boy
and girl don't know how to play it safe
- Reproduction
- Reproduction
- Reproduction
- Reproduction
Where does the pollen go?
Learn anything, Steph?
What's the rush? Gotta take a pill?
Try to remember that their bodies
are more developed than their minds.
- I understand.
- They have drives.
- Lustful drives.
- I understand.
Good.
- Hi, Mr Stuart.
- Hi, Mr Stuart.
- May l speak to you, Miss McGee?
- What about?
I've missed my last two periods.
That's all right.
You can make them up after school.
Where does the pollen go?
Nice one, Davey. That does it.
Yep. Follow me.
Quite a selection here. All very,
very serviceable machines, young man.
One or two were my personal
transportation a few spare parts ago.
A little elbow grease and any one
of these beauties is a fixer-upper.
- You got yourself a bike.
- Great.
- And you're gonna need these.
- Thanks.
Good luck.
Cool rider
A cool rider
Ifhe's cool enough he can burn me
through and through
Whoa, whoa
Ifit takes forever
Then l'll wait forever
No ordinary boy,
no ordinary boy is gonna do
Bollocks!
I want a rider that's cool
Oh, Michael! Michael!
- Good to see you, French.
- What were you trying to do?
I'm trying to ride that motorcycle
without bloody well killing myself.
Wait a second. Michael!
Michael, this isn't for Stephanie?
I'll be yours in winter
When the snow is on the ground
l'll warm you through December
And l'll always be around
- That will be all for today.
- Blanche!
Wait, we still have some more seasons.
We have to start with winter
because Paulette's late and...
...she was late again today, but she's
here now and we'd like to do summer.
Sharon, will you stop yelling?
You're in the show.
Next.
The Preptones.
Mr Sandman, bring me a dream
These are my boys. Look.
Good, clean-cut American boys.
I know.
Then tell her
that her lonesome nights are over
Sandman, l'm so alone
Don't have nobody to call my own
Please turn on your magic beam
Mr Sandman, bring me a dream
- That was wonderful!
- Yes.
The T-Bones.
Birds. T-Birds.
- We're goin' prowlin'
- Walk, talk like a T-Bird
These are my boys.
Walk, talk like a T-Bird tonight
- Prowlin'
- Thank you.
- That was just wonderful.
- It was very nice.
We could work a little bit
on the harn-omies. Catch you later.
Thank you.
My mom wants you to come over
for a psaghetti at your convience.
Thank you.
- Practise over mid-term break.
- Practise?!
I'll be yours in springtime
When the flowers are in bloom
We'll wander through the meadows
ln all their sweet perfume
I'll be your girl for all seasons
- Disaster!
- What? We blew it?
No, we made it. But we're the worst.
- We'll get unworst.
- Liverwurst.
- How did we get in?
- They recognised natural talent.
Everybody made it.
They didn't have enough acts.
Get him!
Mr Sandman, bring me a dream
Make her the cutest
that l've ever seen
Give her two lips like roses in clover
If we are gonna win that grand prize,
we've got to get it together like that.
But with class.
- I want the Roy Orbisons.
- You'll get 'em.
Please turn on your magic beam
Mr Sandman, bring me a dream
- I'm talkin' only weeks before the show.
- I'm talkin' winnin' albumens.
- I'm talkin' progress.
- I'm not talkin'.
Scum!
Balmudo's out front and he's all alone.
Tilt! My turn.
Your turn after we tilt that crater face,
Balmudo. Come on.
- Comb.
- Louis, be careful!
Smoke.
Light.
Comb again.
Come on, action out front.
Balmudo's gonna get his face mangled.
- All right.
- Oh, my gosh!
Hey, where is that rat-face, Bal...?
You lookin' for a rat-face,
mouse-brain?
Get that mutha!
Who, who, who's that guy?
Who, who, who's that guy?
He came out of the darkness
in the middle of the night
Blazin' like a mutha
with a fist of dynamite
He ain't foolin' no one
on that pile of chrome and steel
Burnin' up the pavement
like he was some kind of wheel
He's lookin' for a rumble
and some heads are gonna bust
He's gonna take a tumble
with one solitary thrust
The only thing you guys are gonna do
is eat his dust
Who's that guy?
Where did he come from?
- Who's that guy?
- Hey, tell me someone
I never knew anyone could be so cool
- Who's that guy?
- What's so amazin'?
From headlight to tailpipe
His burners are blazin'
Looks to me like he could really fly
Who's that guy?
Who's that guy?
He wears a pair ofgoggles
like a man from outer space
It really doesn't matter
that l haven't seen his face
We're gonna wrap those handlebars
around that neck ofhis
- The punk is gonna get it
- When we find out who he is
Everybody wants you
when they don't know who you are
Ifyou're a man ofmystery
it really takes you far
Everyone around you
thinks that you're a star
- Who's that guy?
- Where did he come from?
- Who's that guy?
- Where can l get one?
They never knew
that l could be so cool
- Who's that guy?
- On that motorcycle?
What would they say
if they knew it was Michael?
Looks to me like he could really fly
Won't somebody tell me?
- Who's that guy?
- Who's that guy?
Pretty cool stuff.
Everyone inside... We bowl!
- All right!
- Yeah, we bowl!
- Hey, Dimucci, did you see that?
- Yeah, l saw it.
- Come on, Steph.
- I'll catch you up.
- Hey, what's eatin' you?
- Nothin'.
You know, Steph. There's been talk.
We haven't been talkin',
but there has been talk
questioning your loyalty to the Birds.
Doesn't mean you gotta go steady with
Johnny. I think it's better that it's over.
Yeah, but the code does say
we're T-Bird chicks, at least till grad.
Let's go, Louis.
Maybe l'm tired
of being someone's chick.
Are you feeling OK?
- Yo, Ritter!
- Yo, Goose!
- I don't know what l'm feeling.
- Have a ciggy. It'll make you feel better.
Those guys are show-offs.
I hate those matches
from the liquor store.
Oh, thanks.
Want a ride?
Some other time.
I heard there was this motorcycle chase
outside the Bowl-a-Rama,
and according to Paulette Rebchuck,
this very mysterious and gorgeous guy
knocked Stephanie Zinone
right out of her bobby socks.
- How do you plead?
- I am guilty.
- Great. But now what?
- We've got a problem.
On that motorcycle, in that gear,
l knocked that girl out of her socks.
- But like this...
- You'll knock her into her socks.
Simple, l have to tell her.
Next time l see her... Come here.
Next time l see her,
l'm going to walk up to her and say,
- "Steph..."
- Uh-oh.
Hiya, girls.
Your boyfriend's here.
- Having a facial?
- Yeah.
Delish!
- Steph.
- What?
- Do you...?
- What?
Have you...ever read
a Superman comic?
- Not in the last few hours.
- I was just checking. Right?
Just checking.
- He needs the guidance counsellor.
- Rhonda, you got a nose job.
- I walked into a door.
- So she says.
Attention, attention, please.
This is a test. I repeat, this is a test.
Please do not panic.
Nuclear war is like football:
if the Russians throw the bomb,
you intercept it
and ram it down their end zone.
It's like life. Somebody throws
something, you throw it back.
Please proceed to your nearest shelter.
Boys to one side, girls to the other.
Run, run, run!
- Blanche, please do not panic!
- Miss McGee, it's so loud.
Please do not panic.
How did you talk me into this?
- You trust President Kennedy?
- Of course.
All right. Kennedy says we gotta be
prepared for a nucleoid war.
- It's nuclear, Louis.
- Yeah. Nuclelar, nucular...
...a bomb's a bomb.
This is an official fallout shelter bed.
Hey, you gotta be prepared, 'cause
some day, when you least expect it...
Ka-blam! Nucleoid war!
- What's that?
- It's started.
America is calling
Let's care enough to give our very best
What's happening?
The Russians are attacking. Get down.
For if we give our very best
I know that
we will more than pass the test
- Get off me!
- Think about it.
What if we died here tonight
without ever doing it?
"lt"? Oh, my God! Let me out of here!
Are you crazy? They're dropping bombs.
Yeah, let's do it for our country
The red, white and the blue
It's Uncle Sam who's asking
So your mother will approve
Tomorrow l'll be fighting
And l'll win this war for you
Let's do it for our country
Our country wants us to
- Oh, Louis!
- Bullets are exploding
They'll soon be at the door
Give something to America
you never gave before
Yeah, let's do it for our country
The red, white and the blue
Are you sure my mother would approve?
Your mother don't even have to know.
And you think we're old enough to go?
- All the way.
- But, Louis, you might get hurt.
- Oh, God.
- Think about it.
It would be like doing it
for the Statue of Liberty.
- Or the Grand Canyon.
- The New York Yankees.
For Disneyland!
Let's do it for our country
The red, white and the blue
It's not a lot to ask of us
Our parents will approve
- You'll be a mighty soldier
- Before this night is through
- Let's do it for our country
- We owe it to our country
Let's do it for our country
Our country wants us to
- I'm ready.
- Me, too.
- Hurry, let's sign up.
- No, don't!
Oops! Guess you didn't get any,
huh, Babooch?
Louis Dimucci! Oh, God!
Oh, how could you do this?
- That'll be about $1 .60.
- Will you get my windshield?
Yeah. Hold on. Just a second.
Can l pay so l can get out of here?
Yeah, look, hold on just one minute, OK?
- Sorry.
- It's all right.
OK, that's two, three, four, five.
- Where are the maps?
- What kind?
- Street maps.
- Yeah?
Hey, miss. What do l owe you?
50 cents.
- How about that ride?
- My windshield!
- You forgot our green stamps.
- We're in a hurry. The maps?
Are you going to get
this windshield or not? Come on.
- Honk it where the sun don't shine!
- Where are you going?
Oh, l can't stop shivering.
Then hold on.
That's what's making me shiver.
- Great ride.
- We're home.
Shoot.
- I can't stop shivering now.
- Why?
Because...
- There's something l should tell you.
- What?
Oh, no. We've got company.
- Check this out!
- I can handle these guys.
- He popped Balmudo.
- Look who he's poppin' now.
When am l gonna see you again?
Friday night. The Talent Show.
Let's go!
Out front, you hear?
Talent Show?
How'd he know?
Hi. What are you guys doin'?
What's the story
with the creep on the bike?
- What?
- The creep?
- Yeah, the creep, the story.
- Shut up, Goose.
- Leave her alone.
- Shut up.
- Let's have it.
- What?
- The story.
- I think...
We don't care!
No chick of mine messes
with no other creep except this...
- ...except me.
- No chick of yours?
- Someone's jealous.
- You never get jealous over me!
- I ain't jealous.
- Stay out of my life, then.
I'm out! l catch you with that punk again,
l'll rearrange his face.
He's a dead man. D-E-D!
You better decide
who belongs to who around here.
- You're making a scene.
- Because l'm getting mixed up.
You're embarrassing me.
I think you owe Paulette an apology.
- Jerk!
- Where are you goin'?
Forget about it.
- Weirdos.
- Who needs broads?
Me. I get to second base with Sharon
and get called out when l try third.
He bombed out in the bomb shelter.
Yeah. I think we could all use
a little guaranteed...
...all-the-way action.
And l know just the place.
Well, come on and tell us, Johnny
What's the secret ofsuccess?
You gotta take a tip
from the King ofHip
'Cause you know that he's the best
We're goin' prowlin'
We're goin' prowlin'
Tonight
You say you're hungry for a lover
Gotta find a chick who'll give you more
Well there's a spot that l've discovered
Where a guy's guaranteed to score
I'm gonna show you cats some action
Like you've never seen before
We're gonna get some satisfaction
Down at the grocery store
We're goin' prowlin'
We're goin' prowlin'
Walk, talk like a T-Bird tonight
There's a female butcher
At the luncheon meat display
Got the best tongue in town
She delivers both night and day
You'll see the apple ofyour eye
Stacking peaches in a five-foot pile
Just waitin' for some guy to come
And take her rollin' down the aisle
I like a debutante that comes across
Now, that's what l call class
I like a tall girl with long legs
that come right up to her...
You know what l like?
l like a girl who's really smart
Provided that she's really stacked
Yeah? Well, l love 'em all
And they love me
'Cause l'm the leader of this here pack
We're gonna find ourselves some cuties
Who are sad and all alone
We're gonna show them little beauties
That we're T-Birds to the bone
We're goin' prowlin'
We're goin' prowlin'
Walk, talk like a T-Bird tonight
How about some sales tax?
Very nice.
We could win those albumens yet.
- We can win those albumens.
- We gotta get rid of the competition.
There is some very good work here
and some very sloppy work.
Miss Zinone, l would like to see you
about your Shakespeare essay.
Attention, please. A few reminders
ofgraduation activities.
The final dress rehearsal for the
Talent Show is Thursday afternoon.
All students on the decoration
committee for the Lani Kai Lani Luau
report to Coach Calhoun
after school today.
- I guess she didn't like your paper.
- I gotta write the whole thing again.
- Do you want some help?
- I don't know.
Think it over. It's not a difficult decision.
- Steph, you comin'?
- Yeah. I'll think about it.
I don't usually do this bad in English.
I got other stuff on my mind these days.
- Can l help?
- No, it's not school.
- Let's get this over with.
- All right.
Where do you want to start?
- It's this guy.
- What guy?
- Forget it.
- I'm trying. You're not making it easy.
I had this idea of Mr Right.
A stupid idea, right?
- Right.
- Out of nowhere he shows up.
- Like some dream or something.
- Who?
- Mr Right.
- Oh, right.
I've seen him twice and both times
he's wearing these goggles.
- I don't even know who he is.
- Mr Right?
Isn't that kind of weird?
Not weird weird but, like, exciting weird.
So, what's the problem?
Maybe he's just not
everything l imagined.
What if he's just some ordinary guy?
What if he is, eh?
What if we get back
to the Shakespeare essay?
- Stephanie.
- I figured out Hamlet's problem.
No ketchup.
- He got along OK without it.
- They never put ketchup on.
How can you eat a hamburger
with no ketchup? Shoot that over here.
Where were we?
You figured out the problem
with their hamburgers.
You know what his big problem is?
No laughs.
The guy's gotta lighten up, right?
- Bite?
- No, thanks.
- Who are we talking about now?
- Hamlet.
Oh, right.
"Hamlet went nuts when he caught
his mother doing it with his uncle."
- Not so great?
- You have the right idea.
But you could've said,
Hamlet was tormented by his mother's
incestuous relationship with his uncle.
"lncestuous relationship"! Mason's
gonna flip when she reads this.
"lncestuous." You're a really
smart guy, you know that?
You must think l'm a dummy.
- Actually, l think you're kind of terrific.
- Get outta here.
You're the terrific one.
You know all this deep junk.
I don't understand it any better than you.
I just know a few big words
that impress English teachers.
You impressed me.
And l give credit to who l want, OK?
- To whom.
- To who, to whom, to you, that's whom.
- So learn how to take a compliment.
- All right.
- A hamburger for my friend. Loaded.
- With ketchup.
Double ketchup.
There are some very cool,
very scoreable broads at this joint.
Cool. Scoreable. What-not.
- Very nice.
- Very nice.
Lots of Rydell girls
would go out with you.
- What about you?
- Me? Are you kidding? That's all l need.
- No, l wasn't.
- God, look, l didn't mean anything...
- We're just different types, that's all.
- Different types?
- What do you mean?
- Look, there's a Pink Lady code, OK?
Well, to quote Dolores,
"The code stinks."
- Hi.
- What's this? Nerds' night out?
- What are you, a cop?
- Sure picked up a lot of new friends.
I guess the T-Birds
ain't the class act no more.
Goose. Wait for me inside.
- I don't want to eat alone.
- Go on!
What do you want?
Yeah, well,
l just wanted to let you know that...
...l'm officially declaring us
as an item officially over.
- You're declaring?
- That's correct.
OK, fine. You've declared it.
It's over. Can l go now?
Just like that, huh?
I got one more thing to say to you.
That jacket you're wearing
is T-Bird property.
You want to leave the party?
Leave the jacket. I got a rep to protect.
So don't damage the rep,
we don't damage new friends, dig?
What happened? Did she take
the nerd's brains over your brawns?
- I dumped her, not versa-vice, got it?
- Sure, Johnny.
Don't worry about it.
- All right, cherry pie!
- Davey!
I'm all dressed up
In my finest attitude
Pretending l don't care
Guess l really messed up
By trying to be two
When only one heart can be there
Why can't l bejust what l am
And speak my love
without any shame?
Why can't she see what l am
Is a costumed fool
Trapped in a tragic game?
Charades and pretty lies
They hide what's deep inside me
Charades conceal me
But can't you feel
The real me
The real me
Behind my charades?
Oh, please don't mind me
Performing at my hardest
As l paint upon the air
You won't find me
'Cause it's a portrait of the artist
As the man who isn't there
Charades and pretty lies
They hide what's deep inside me
Charades conceal me
But can't you feel the real me?
The real me
Behind my charades?
Can't you feel the real me
Behind my charades?
Have l lost the real me
Behind my charades?
Girls, girls, l'm so nervous.
How do l look?
Perfect. Just remember,
have lots of fun tonight.
- And good luck!
- He's meeting her out front.
How can she get so hot and bothered
over someone she doesn't know?
- What?
- She's got a crush.
I'll be back.
- It's that guy.
- This time we get him.
Johnny, no!
Rhonda, go. They're going to kill him.
- Who's killing who?
- Open the door. Move over.
- Where are we going?
- I don't know, just go!
Oh, God! We're gonna die and
l'm wearing my mother's underwear!
- Where are we going?
- Just follow 'em!
I figured the guy to slow up.
Right?
Yeah, it ain't our fault
the guy don't slow up, huh, Johnny?
It's gotta be at least 1 00 feet
to the other side.
Yeah, yeah, what can l say?
If he didn't make it,
he ain't gonna look too pretty.
Where is he?
- He ain't down there.
- Where'd he go? Biker heaven?
- I know he's dead.
- He made the jump. I could do that.
- Yeah, you could jump that, Johnny.
- Let's go.
- And l'll never see him again.
- Come on!
- What have l done?
- Nothing.
- He'll be OK.
- Nobody rides like him.
- There's nothing down there.
- You can't stay here.
We'll be late.
He jumped over a cop car.
That was a big jump.
He'll show up, l know it. I just know it.
Ifyour sweetheart
Sends a letter ofgoodbye
- Hi, Johnny.
- Hi... Hold it!
What are you, crazy?
I told you before,
you are not going out there like that.
I know, l gotta put
a little something on my face.
You gotta put something on your body.
I gotta dress like this. I'm summer.
Get yourself a pair of galoshes,
a snowsuit, a scarf and be winter.
And that is Johnny Nogerelli's final word.
Well, you want to hear my final word,
Mr Push-Everyone-Around Nogerelli?
Maybe you can bully
some chicks in this school,
but this chick
has been bullied for the last time.
I may not be the classiest chick,
but l'm the best you're gonna get,
so take it or leave it!
So let your hair down
And go on and cry
Let go of me!
Stop that!
Shut up! Quiet!
And now, Martin Miesner
and his red-hot accordion.
Let's go practise up in the can.
- Don't worry.
- The albumens are ours.
- Hey, he's taking our jackets.
- Hey, come on, guys.
Hey, Nogerelli!
Don't do it. OK, guys.
Turn it off! Hey, Nogerelli!
Thank you, Martin Miesner.
And now, l have the great pleasure
to introduce the T-Bones.
We're goin' prowlin', prowlin'
Tonight
Tonight
- The T-Bones.
- Birds! Birds.
And now, the Calendar Girls
in A Girl For All Seasons.
I'll be yours in springtime
When the flowers are in bloom
We'll wander through the meadows
ln all their sweet perfume
And every night l'll hold you tight
Beneath that April moon
I'll be your girl for all seasons
All the year through
Your girl for all seasons 'cause l'd love
Yes, l'd love to be everything to you
Just you
I'll be yours in summer
When we're playing in the sand
We'll spend the day together
Making love and getting tanned
And on the beach at sunset
When we're walking hand in hand
I'll be your girl for all seasons
All the year through
Your girl for all seasons
'Cause l'd love
I'd love to be everything to you
Just you
Ifyou fall in the fall you'll see
September can be heavenly
Ifyou fall, say you'll fall for me
When autumn leaves
are falling from the tree
I'll be yours in winter
When the snow is on the ground
I'll warm you through December
And l'll always be around
What's wrong with Stephanie?
She forgot the words.
Somebody help her with the words.
- It's that guy.
- This time we get him.
Johnny! Where is he?
- He ain't down there.
- Where'd he go?
I know he's dead.
Louis, pull the curtain.
I'll be back.
What's the matter?
No more secret rendezvous
I'm gonna miss
all the things we'll never do
Ijust can't believe
You left me here alone
How in this world
Can l make it on my own?
Remember, l love you
I won't be far away
Baby, close your eyes
And think ofyesterday
And we'll be there together
Love will turn back the hands of time
Turn back
Turn back
The hands of time
Baby, don't you know?
It's hard to let you go
Save all your dreams
And keep me in your heart
It hurts to say goodbye
No matter how l try
Love will survive
Even though we have to part
Stephanie, please don't cry
Oh, it all seems so unfair
Just when l found you, l lost you
That doesn't matter now
The only thing that matters
is that l love you
And you're the only one
who can keep our love alive
So, Stephanie, don't forget me
I promise
Remember
I love you
You won't be far away
Ijust close my eyes
And bring back yesterday
And we'll be there together
Love will turn back the hands of time
Turn back
Turn back the hands of time
We'll turn back
Turn back
Turn back the hands of time
We'll turn back
And now,
the winners of the Talent Contest,
and the King and Queen
of the Lani Kai Lani Luau, Mr Nogerelli
and Miss Zinone.
Please, Miss Zinone,
remember you're a queen.
- Smile, Stephanie.
- You won the whole talent show.
- The Girls' division.
- That's not so bad.
Everyone bow and we'll see you all
at the Luau tomorrow.
I can't believe we won half the records.
All the Tichokski and Choppin.
What are you talkin'?
No Roy Orbisons?
A well-a bop a bop a hula
Rock-a-hula rock-a-hula
Luau, luau, luau, luau
A wham-a bama lama
Shanga langa langa langa
Luau, luau, luau, luau
Rah rah Rydell
Well-a well-a well-a well-a
Rock-a-hula luau wow
Come-a come-a come-a
To the rock-a-hula luau
Everybody's here
And we're waitin' for you now
We're gonna stick together
And we won't let go
We're lettin' everybody know
It's a luau
A rock-a-hula luau
You know, it's girls like that
who give summer fun a bad name.
Come-a come-a come-a come-a
We're gettin' it on now
Summer, summer, summer
ls a-comin' along now
I wish it was forever
'Cause it feels so right
Don't you worry, honey
We'll be rockin' all night at the luau
A rock-a-hula luau
Summer is coming
We're all here together
If only this feeling
Could go on forever
Summer is coming
We'll always remember
Summer is coming right now
Rock-a-hula luau
Rock-a-hula luau
It's a rock, rock-a-hula luau
Rock-a-hula luau
Rock-a-hula luau
As the sun sets
on the Lani Kai Lani Luau,
a reminder to our seniors:
in the words of our very own
President Kennedy,
"Think not what your country
can do for you,
"but what you can do for your country. "
Now, will the King and Queen
of the Luau
take their appointed positions
on the Pool of Enchantment.
Come on, we're havin' a good time!
- Stop it! What are you doing?
- I'm burnin' myself.
You'll burn us up! Can't you put it out?
You'll knock us over.
- I'm tryin' to be cool here.
- Get me out of here.
Your doctor's right, Mr Spears.
School is better for you than hospital.
But l am encouraged at the way
you've been looking lately.
You look so... Mr Spears!
Oh, good heavens!
Sit down, Stephanie. Quit foolin'!
- Will you help me row!
- Stop yelling!
Get out of the way!
You punk!
Haul ass, shrimp!
- Get off of me!
- Will you help me row!
Get out of here!
Stuck in a pool with a chick!
Birds, get 'em!
- I got one! l got one!
- Sorry!
Get off! l didn't mean it.
- Balmudo!
- That's the guy who decked me.
- It's him.
- It's him!
He's alive!
- What's wrong with you, man?!
- You've ruined our luau!
Michael! lt's Michael!
Michael.
- You?
- You made that jump?
Shakespeare?
I thought you were dead.
- You?
- Move! l'll rearrange his...
- Hey!
- What?
Nothing.
- No.
- Yeah. Yeah, Johnny.
Yeah, well, you got one more jump,
Mr Cool Rider, Shakespeare, Carrington.
- Haven't we had enough of this?
- She's got a point.
- Lou's got a point.
- Shut up! l've got a point, too.
- Jacket.
- One T-Bird jacket.
- Jacket.
- Jacket.
For starters, let's see how it looks.
Very nice.
OK.
- All right.
- All right.
Listen, l gotta talk to you.
We can't see each other any more.
I've got another man on my hands.
Oh, right.
That's the breaks.
What's everybody lookin' at? Disperse!
I never thought you'd kiss me
if you knew who l was.
Are you crazy?
l got two for the price of one.
- Are you certain?
- I've never been certainer.
- More certain.
- The certainest.
The certainest. Yeah, l like that.
I'd love to kiss you again.
You were the one
The one in my dreams
But l never knew it
I wanted to tell you time and again
But l couldn't do it
All that you are is all that l need
No more pretending
Now l can be me
You can be you
And we're never ending
We'll be together
Always together
Like birds of a feather
Forever and ever
We'll be together
I like what you got
l guess it's OK
Ifyou want to show it
I am what l am and l'm all for you
Just want you to know it
Will l ever score?
There's nothin' wrong
withjust likin' each other
We all had our doubts
But it's workin' out with one another
We'll be together
Always together
Like birds of a feather
Forever and ever
We'll be together
We'll be together
Always together
Like birds of a feather
Forever and ever
Like birds of a feather
Forever and ever
We'll be together
Always together
We'll be together
Always together
A new era.
If the Russians
can put a man in space,
just imagine what our young
American minds can do at Rydell.
- This is going to be a wonderful year.
- Wonderful.
- Miss McGee!
- Blanche!
Spendin' my vacation
in the summer sun
Gettin' lots of action and lots offun
Scorin' like a bandit
'til the bubble burst
Suddenly it got to be September 1st
Woe is me
All summer long l was happy and free
Save my soul
The board of education
took away my parole
I gotta go back, back
Back to school again
You won't find me
'til the clock strikes three
I'm gonna be there 'til then
I gotta go back, back
Back to school again
Whoa, whoa, l gotta go
Back to school again
She's late again.
I think being late demonstrates
terrible leadership qualities.
- I'm not waiting.
- Here she is.
We're gonna be late. Let's go.
Geometry and History isjust a pain
Biology and Chemistry
destroys my brain
Don't they know
that l deserve a better fate?
I'm really much too young
to matriculate
Well, Mama, please
Your child's come down
with a fatal disease
Mama said, "Come on, you lazy bum
and get your butt out ofbed
"You gotta go back, back
Back to school again
"lt's bye-bye fun
Get your homework done
"lt better be in by ten"
I gotta go back, back
Back to school again
Whoa, whoa
l gotta go
Back to school again
Senior year, the home stretch.
My dad wants me
to go to junior college after grad.
- Nerd junior college.
- What are you gonna do?
Sleep.
What are you gonna be
when you grow up?
A burden on society.
- Hello, Miss Mason.
- Hello.
- Ready for a great new year?
- I love your hair.
- Oh, thanks.
- All 300 pounds of it!
- Hello, boys.
- Good morning, Miss Mason.
I'd love to see all of you
in Music Appreciation.
I'd like to see all of you
in Music Appreciation.
- You just might.
- I think l'm in love.
Oh, my hair!
- Excuse me. Let me through.
- What are you doing?
- Watch it!
- Nerd!
- Michael?
- Frenchy?
Hello. Hi. Thanks for meeting me.
When your cousin Sandy
said you were coming to America,
I said, "Any cousin of yours
is a cousin of mine."
- She said you'd know the ropes.
- Ropes are my specialty.
I dropped out of Rydell
to go to beauty school,
but flunked Tinting
when my hair turned pink.
Pink?
The Pink Ladies pledge to act cool
To look cool and to be cool
'Til death do us part
Think Pink!
Hi, guys.
Your mother!
But now the most important thing
in my life is skin care.
- So tinting's out and skin care's in.
- That's why l'm back at Rydell.
To get my Chemistry
so l can mix my own cosmetics.
Makes sense.
I got my books together
and l dragged my feet
And then l saw this angel
Boppin' down the street
I said, "Hey, pretty baby,
how's about a date?"
She said, "l'm goin' to school
and l can't be late... "
Hey, basketball. You caught it!
How tall are you? Never mind.
We'll put high heels on
your sneakers and make you centre.
Go catch that! Oh, boy!
Basketball, basketball!
Whoa, whoa, l gotta go
Whoa, whoa, l gotta go
Back to school...
- Thank you.
- Give it back!
Hey, have a nice trip.
Yeah.
Hold it, Birds.
Comb.
Door.
- Make way.
- Pardonne-moi!
Gentlemen, start your engines.
I gotta go back, back
Back to school again
Whoa, whoa, l gotta go
Back to school...
You're going to love Rydell.
...again!
From the front it's a perfect nose. From
the side, it doesn't belong on this face.
So dump the face and keep the nose.
- What's the new look, Sharon?
- Jackie Kennedy.
It only landed her a president.
The magazines say that JFK
secretly prefers the Marilyn Monroe look.
Hi, Johnny. I really like your hair
in the back. It's really cool.
- Thanks.
- Still giving lube jobs.
- Stuff it, Goose.
- What's the story, Stephanie?
Yeah, what's the story?
Sorry!
- You know the story, Johnny. It's over.
- Yeah? Yeah? That's not good enough.
- Don't make a scene.
- There's no scene.
- Johnny!
- What's the scene?
- There's no scene, all right?
- Sorry!
- Hi, Louis.
- Hello to you.
What's this?
The Vince Fontaine National Library?
Quiet, please!
Laugh, you jerks, but wait till
l turn up on National Bandstand.
You may turn up on the bandstand,
but your beak will still be turning down.
- You're mean.
- I gotta do it.
The nose goes. Bandstand here l come.
I wouldn't fool around
with Mother Nature.
- You did with everyone else.
- Shut up!
- Meet me at the homeroom.
- Pants!
- Hi, Paulette.
- Hi, Willie.
Hey.
Excuse me.
How long have you been in America?
A week.
I'm staying with my aunt and uncle.
Oh. These are the lockers.
Take a locker and lock it.
Because these guys will steal every...
- ...thing.
- Thanks.
What do you think you're doing?
- Just putting things in my locker.
- His locker!
- Excuse us.
- No one touches these lockers, OK?
- You can't read? That spells T-Bird.
- Which spells us.
- This is a protected landmark.
- A slice of American history.
- Dig?
- I think l understand.
Good. A real Einstein.
My name's Michael Carrington.
I'm the Duke of Earl.
This is your new locker, Shakespeare.
- A perfect fit.
- We're being invaded by foreigners.
- Are you OK?
- Yeah, fine, thanks.
- Don't let these guys bug you.
- I won't, don't worry.
- When are you going to grow up?
- The nerd invaded our sacred turf.
I want to talk.
Meet me for a smoke after class.
I quit. It's bad for your health.
- Standing me up is, too.
- Says who?
The Sturgeon General
of the United States.
All right, everyone take a seat.
I got mine. You loved it.
God, watch the nose!
Good morning, Rydell, and welcome
one and all to a new school year.
I know this is going to be an exciting
and stimulating year for all of us.
First, l'd like to welcome back
our own Mr Spears,
who made such a miraculous recovery
from the mental exhaustion
which sent him to the hospital
last spring. Welcome back, Mr Spears.
We're all rooting for you.
Now, Rydell is very proud
ofher extra-curricular activities,
so please come out for band try-outs.
Ifyou play an instrument, it's better
to play with a group than with yourself.
Auditions for the June Moon Talent
Show will be held next month.
Come out one and all.
You could win 100 long-playing records.
Last but not least, we are fortunate
to have a straight- 'A' student
all the way from England,
by the name of Michael Carrington.
Stand up, Michael.
All right, now, all say hello
to Michael Carrington.
Hello, Michael Carrington.
Let's have a wonderful year.
Rydell High, beat the Cavaliers!
Rydell High, beat the Cavaliers!
- What's the story with Johnny?
- I outgrew him over the summer.
He hasn't lost the hots for you.
He hasn't learnt when you're dead,
lie down.
- There's more to life than making out.
- I never thought of that.
Michael.
- I heard you play piano.
- I can a bit.
Then you must play for the talent show
audition. I won't take no for an answer.
Well?
- OK, l'll do it. Why not?
- I think he's kinda cute.
- Virgin alert! Virgin alert!
- All male periscopes down.
- How's your first week been?
- Great. Yours?
There's a fascinating world
of chemistry out there.
Yeah, l know. How well do you know
that Stephanie Zinone?
Stephanie Zinone
is one of my very best...
Uh-oh. Michael, there's
something you don't understand.
Stephanie Zinone is a Pink Lady.
If you're not a T-Bird, which you are not,
you can look, but don't touch.
Michael, l wouldn't even look.
Well,
how do you become a T-Bird, then, eh?
Well...
Football is like life, you gotta push.
You gotta push and elbow. Come on!
Push those men out of the way.
Elbow 'em, then bite 'em,
then rip 'em, then chew 'em up.
Come on, push!
Push, push!
Attaboy! Chew 'em up.
Come on! Don't you have any...
Come on. You're a bunch
of old turkeys. Can't you push?
You said push.
- Look.
- What are they doing here?
- Nogerelli.
- Balmudo.
These cockroaches
will invade our turf once too often.
We should take care of them tonight.
- Tonight, we bowl.
- You're lucky. We're bowling tonight.
I like that.
You'd better write your will, boys.
- Hey, baby, check your oil?
- Hi, hot stuff.
- Hey, are we bowling tonight?
- That's right.
- And Paulette...
- Yeah, Johnny.
- I want you to look special, dig?
- No problem.
- Hey, Johnny!
- Yeah, Johnny!
- Way to go, Johnny!
- Hey, do not mess the hair.
- I'm sorry.
- Hey, Paulette. Whose side are you on?
- Our side.
- Then don't fraternise with the enemy.
- Mark that a strike.
- You hit two pins!
It's a technical strike because
these chicks were late. Read the rules!
- Read 'em and weep.
- That's not fair.
- This bra's killing me.
- You wish.
You gotta put your fingers
in the holes.
I'm not breaking my nails.
You got something going with Paulette?
I'm giving her therapy for her disease.
- What disease?
- Nymphoidmania.
- What's the final score?
- That happens later tonight.
Last game, winner take all. Agreed?
Just shoot the ball!
Shoot the ball!
Come on, everybody
Gather round
I'm gonna show you
how to knock 'em down
When l'm on the ball
l'm the number one
And l'm gonna show you
how it's done
Let's bowl, let's bowl
Let's rock 'n' roll
Hey, come on
Let's get the show on the road
Let's bowl, let's bowl
Let's rock 'n' roll
You're sittin' on a bomb
That's about to explode
We're gonna score tonight
We're gonna score tonight
- Ifyou're lookin' for a fight
- Then the time is right
- We're gonna wipe the floor
- With you tonight
We're gonna score tonight
We're gonna score tonight
We're gonna rock, we're gonna roll
We're gonna bop, we're gonna bowl
We're gonna score, score,
score, score, score...tonight!
Hey, Paulette, take a look over here
I'm your kingpin, honey
And l'm gettin' in gear
Hey, Johnny, Johnny
Go for that strike
And ljust might be your baby tonight
Let's bowl, let's bowl
Let's rock 'n' roll
Hey, come on
Let's get the show on the road
Let's bowl, let's bowl
Let's rock 'n' roll
'Cause the stakes are high
And the winner takes all
We're gonna score tonight
We're gonna score tonight
Don't get sore when you lose tonight
We're gonna show you how
to do it right
We're gonna score tonight
We're gonna score tonight
We're gonna rock, we're gonna roll
We're gonna bop, we're gonna bowl
We're gonna score, score,
score, score, score...tonight!
- You bowl me over
- Bowl me over
- You bowl me over
- She's hot tonight
- You bowl me over
- Take a hike
Get a strike
Ten, nine, eight, seven
Six, five, four, three, two, one!
We're gonna score tonight
We're gonna score tonight
We're gonna score
Tonight
We're gonna score
Tonight
We're gonna score
Tonight
"Always be courteous
when asking for a game.
"Hi, want a game?
Howdy, fellas, let's bowl some balls.
"Bowling, anyone?"
- Another well-deserved victory.
- Yeah, but where's the trophy?
Right here, Johnny.
Oh, kissies.
That's for best average.
Now what about for best score?
- God!
- Touchy!
- What about the trophy for best score?
- I ain't no one's trophy.
She ain't no one's trophy! So that's how
it's gonna be now, Miss lndependent?
Yeah, independent.
I kiss who l want, when l want.
I could kiss the next guy
who walks through that door.
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
Be my guest.
Let's eat.
- I vote for pizza.
- You vote for bed. It's past ten.
- Go home and leave me alone.
- Bed stinks.
- Is it too late to join the game?
- You want something?
- Food!
- Food!
- Food!
- Food!
- Life stinks.
- Are you talking to me?
- Yeah, you'll do.
- Great.
The name's Michael Carrington.
The name's Dolores.
Dolores Rebchuck.
Some call me Woodchuck
or Upchuck, but l prefer Dolores.
- Got it?
- Got it.
They think they're cool
'cause they got wheels.
- Go home.
- Looks like we don't make the grade.
With them it's all these weird codes
and rules and pledges about cycles.
You gotta be a biker or a biker's old lady.
Without a cycle, forget it.
- Pisses me off.
- We're in the same boat.
I sure can't afford a cycle without a job.
I'm willing to negotiate.
I offered to be a Pink Lady mascot.
It ain't the coolest job, but it's a start.
Think they'd listen?
Forget it. Pisses me off.
It's late. I'd better walk you home.
I don't need a babysitter, OK?
Why not think of it as a date, OK?
Why didn't you say so in the first place?
Come on. When l'm in 1 2th grade,
l'll be head of the Pink Ladies.
They'll rule the school.
They'll be the best.
We'll have the best-looking jackets.
I once tried to put letters on this jacket.
They fell right off.
It was really embarrassing 'cause
it happened in front of my sister Paulette.
- Morning, Mr...
- Stuart.
- You could've killed us, Rhonda.
- Good move.
- Imagine dying a virgin!
- Oh, God.
- Nosebleed.
- Nurse, room 1 1 .
- Good morning, l'm a substitute for...
- Good morning, Miss McGee.
Good morning, Miss...
Mason.
- This is Mr...
- Mr Stuart.
I love your hair, Miss Mason.
Thank you, Mr Stuart.
Miss Mason will help you
while you're learning the ropes.
- My pleasure, l'm sure.
- I'm sure you're sure.
- I'm a substitute for Mr...
- Spears.
Follow me.
That's why we're gonna win this talent
show. 1 00 long-playing albumens.
- But we got zero talent.
- There must be ten Roy Orbisons there.
The greatest hits of Beeth-oven?
Good morning. My name is Mr Stuart
and l'm your substitute teacher.
- Let's have a cigarette.
- Yeah.
Mr Nogerelli. I've been looking for you.
Hello, Miss McGee.
You're looking lovely today.
There has been a rumour,
Mr Nogerelli,
that motorcycles have been driven
across our school lawn.
I know that couldn't have been you,
Mr Nogerelli.
I'm sure you have more respect
for grass than that. Right?
Now hear this. No more!
ls that understood?
Good. Do you smell something burning?
Mr Nogerelli...
I guess you sure told her, huh, Johnny?
- Water!
- Sorry, l'm sorry, Johnny!
I'll kill you!
- OK, we're ready.
- Good luck, girls.
The try-outs and we're the first.
I hope l don't blank out. Now!
His loafers were Weejuns
His chinos were black
With a cute little buckle
That fastened in back
These are my girls.
There's some good breeding up there.
And that is so important.
- Hey, what's happening?
- Hey, Woodchuck.
Dolores, all right? What's happening?
Brad.
Does this song stink, or what?
Don't know what possessed me
But l gave him my address
And my heart shook with fear
As l prayed that l'd hear
From Brad
Hear from Brad
I won't let a little hard work
come between me and 1 00 LPs.
We're calendar girls. You have to
get into your seasons, become them.
Rhonda, you're fall.
Give me maturity, give me ageing...
- Give me a break.
- Lunchtime.
Then at yesterday's tea dance
My day turned to night
Muffy Rogers was wearing Brad's pin
I couldjust die
Thank you, but we haven't got all day.
- But these are my girls.
- I know, dear. Next!
OK, OK, we're almost ready.
I want everybody to sing
their ah, ah, ahs.
Take your music.
Do l have to do everything myself?
Are you ready?
I'll be your girl for all seasons
All the year through
- Hello.
- Hi.
- Are you free after school today?
- I'm free every day.
It's in the Constitution.
- OK, we're ready.
- Sharon Cooper and the Seasons.
Ifyou fall in the fall you'll see
September can be heavenly
- Eugene, ready with the leaves?
- Ready.
When autumn leaves
are falling from the tree
I'm sick of being a tree.
- That's enough. Thank you.
- We still have three more seasons!
I need the stage for my Drama class.
Sharon, what about tonight?
- How about a hamburger later?
- I'm busy.
- How about tomorrow?
- Busy.
So maybe you can explain
about the bowling alley.
- You just don't kiss a guy and...
- It was just a joke. Forget it.
- Let me give you a hand.
- I can manage.
- I think he's in love.
- I think he's cute.
I think you should shut your yaps.
You forgot this one.
- Thanks.
- The day after tomorrow?
Look, when are you
gonna get the picture?
Ifyou really want to know
What l want in a guy
Well, l'm lookin' for a dream
on a mean machine
With hell in his eyes
I want a devil in skin-tight leather
He's gonna be wild as the wind
And one fine night
I'll be holdin' on tight
To a cool rider
A cool rider
Ifhe's cool enough he can burn me
through and through
Whoa, whoa
Ifit takes forever
Then l'll wait forever
No ordinary boy,
no ordinary boy is gonna do
I want a rider that's cool
That's the way it's gonna be
That's the way that l feel
I want a whole lot more
than the boy next door
I want hell on wheels
Just give me a black motorcycle
With a man growin' out of the seat
Then move aside
'Cause l'm gonna ride
With a cool rider
A cool rider
Ifhe's cool enough
he can burn me through and through
Whoa, whoa
Ifit takes forever
Then l'll wait forever
No ordinary boy,
no ordinary boy is gonna do
I want a rider that's cool
I don't want no ordinary guys
Comin' on strong with me
They don't know what l'm lookin' for
They don't know what l need
You're gonna know it
when he gets here
'Cause the ground will be shakin'
I'll do anything
to let him know that l'm his
His for the takin'
I want a cool rider
A cool, cool, cool, cool rider
I want a cool rider
A cool, cool, cool, cool rider
I want a C-O-O-L R-l-D-E-R
English, l got something scholastic
to discuss with you.
What l'm saying is
you're Mr History, right?
I got this essay on the fall of Rome.
I didn't even know they were in trouble.
- What are you driving at?
- Papers for paper.
Essays for cash?
- So that's it.
- What's what?
- It'll have to be a motorcycle.
- Good idea. Invest in a cycle. So?
- You've got a deal.
- All right.
When we make the drop,
not out in the open like this.
I got a rep to protect.
It's open.
Your uncle said you was back out here.
What is this joint?
- It's his nuclear fallout shelter.
- Yeah?
- You got that essay?
- You got the cash?
This is a neat joint.
A nucleoid shelter.
It's private, good for homework
and other activities
involving student bodies.
Can you handle a couple
of History assignments also?
- I'll try.
- OK, and remember, this is between us.
- I got a rep to protect here, OK?
- Yeah.
William the Conqueror, by the Goose.
Oh, God.
Nobody, but nobody,
knows this happened, dig?
Whatever you say.
That's very nice. Nice penmanship.
Remember. I got a rep to protect.
OK, Shakespeare?
Reproduction.
It's very simple, but yet very important.
Now, what is the best time of the month
for a woman to conceive?
Mr...
...Jaworski.
- What's "conceive"?
- You know, to be fertile.
- What's the best time?
- Ask Nogerelli.
- Mr Nogerelli?
- Ask Goose.
- Mr Goose?
- Ask Dimucci.
- Mr Dimucci?
- What?
Conceive. What is the best time?
At night?
I can see that we're not getting very far.
I got the same problem.
- Morning, everybody.
- Good morning.
Good morning, Mr Stuart.
- Let's start at the beginning. Page one.
- Open your book.
- "Where do babies come from?"
- If you need me, l'll be right over here.
Do we need this for the exam?
The parts of a flower
are so constructed that
Very, very often
the wind will cause pollination
Ifnot, then a bee or any other
nectar-gathering creature
Can create the same situation
Yes, anything that gets the pollen
to the pistil's right on the list
I'll try to make it crystal clear
A flower's insatiable passion
turns its life into a circus of debauchery
Now you seejust how the stamen
gets its lusty dust on to the stigma
And why this frenzied chlorophyllous
orgy starts each spring is no enigma
We call this quest for satisfaction
a what, class?
A photoperiodic reaction
Oh, that's good
That's very good
Hey, l'm lost. Where are we?
- Chapter two
- Page five
- Reproduction
- Reproduction
Put your pollen tube to work
- Reproduction
- Reproduction
Make my stamen go berserk
Reproduction
I don't think they even know
what a pistil is
I got your pistil right here
Where does the pollen go?
Get back here. Get into your seats.
Next chapter.
How in an abstract way,
the same thing applies
to the reproductive organs
of the more complex life-forms.
But we are now dealing
with sexual response.
Are there any questions
before we begin reading?
Is it possible the female member
ofsome sex on a couch
Could, like, get this guy all hot
and she never even knew it?
Negative
When a warm-blooded mammal
in a tight little sweater
Starts pulling that stuff
she's saying that she wants to do it
Can't prove it by me
'Cause they change their tune
when you got 'em in the back seat
- With his heart beatin' fast
- They make it sound like a track meet
- Gross!
- Yeah...
... Then all they can do is say,
"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!"
- Reproduction
- Reproduction
Baby, give it to me now
- Reproduction
- Reproduction
Is that all you think about?
Reproduction, come on, baby,
show me that you really love me so
- I think l'm gonna throw up
- Where does the pollen go?
Mr Goose, please be seated.
The human is the only being capable
of consciously controlling
his number of offspring.
Are there any comments on that?
I was wondering
if you could tell me where she lives.
- What is this?
- Mr Stuart
Is it true that guys like you,
you know, mature and all
Carry some protection with them
for sexual occasions?
Oh, God!
Can a girljust do that thing in a book
Where she adds up the days ofher,
what do you call it, mentalstration?
Oh, that's really neat!
Yeah, and what if a guy says
the numbers don't add up right, huh?
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
- Reproduction
- Reproduction
Hope he's proud of what he's done
- Reproduction
- Reproduction
He was only pokin' fun
Reproduction
See what happens when a boy
and girl don't know how to play it safe
- Reproduction
- Reproduction
- Reproduction
- Reproduction
Where does the pollen go?
Learn anything, Steph?
What's the rush? Gotta take a pill?
Try to remember that their bodies
are more developed than their minds.
- I understand.
- They have drives.
- Lustful drives.
- I understand.
Good.
- Hi, Mr Stuart.
- Hi, Mr Stuart.
- May l speak to you, Miss McGee?
- What about?
I've missed my last two periods.
That's all right.
You can make them up after school.
Where does the pollen go?
Nice one, Davey. That does it.
Yep. Follow me.
Quite a selection here. All very,
very serviceable machines, young man.
One or two were my personal
transportation a few spare parts ago.
A little elbow grease and any one
of these beauties is a fixer-upper.
- You got yourself a bike.
- Great.
- And you're gonna need these.
- Thanks.
Good luck.
Cool rider
A cool rider
Ifhe's cool enough he can burn me
through and through
Whoa, whoa
Ifit takes forever
Then l'll wait forever
No ordinary boy,
no ordinary boy is gonna do
Bollocks!
I want a rider that's cool
Oh, Michael! Michael!
- Good to see you, French.
- What were you trying to do?
I'm trying to ride that motorcycle
without bloody well killing myself.
Wait a second. Michael!
Michael, this isn't for Stephanie?
I'll be yours in winter
When the snow is on the ground
l'll warm you through December
And l'll always be around
- That will be all for today.
- Blanche!
Wait, we still have some more seasons.
We have to start with winter
because Paulette's late and...
...she was late again today, but she's
here now and we'd like to do summer.
Sharon, will you stop yelling?
You're in the show.
Next.
The Preptones.
Mr Sandman, bring me a dream
These are my boys. Look.
Good, clean-cut American boys.
I know.
Then tell her
that her lonesome nights are over
Sandman, l'm so alone
Don't have nobody to call my own
Please turn on your magic beam
Mr Sandman, bring me a dream
- That was wonderful!
- Yes.
The T-Bones.
Birds. T-Birds.
- We're goin' prowlin'
- Walk, talk like a T-Bird
These are my boys.
Walk, talk like a T-Bird tonight
- Prowlin'
- Thank you.
- That was just wonderful.
- It was very nice.
We could work a little bit
on the harn-omies. Catch you later.
Thank you.
My mom wants you to come over
for a psaghetti at your convience.
Thank you.
- Practise over mid-term break.
- Practise?!
I'll be yours in springtime
When the flowers are in bloom
We'll wander through the meadows
ln all their sweet perfume
I'll be your girl for all seasons
- Disaster!
- What? We blew it?
No, we made it. But we're the worst.
- We'll get unworst.
- Liverwurst.
- How did we get in?
- They recognised natural talent.
Everybody made it.
They didn't have enough acts.
Get him!
Mr Sandman, bring me a dream
Make her the cutest
that l've ever seen
Give her two lips like roses in clover
If we are gonna win that grand prize,
we've got to get it together like that.
But with class.
- I want the Roy Orbisons.
- You'll get 'em.
Please turn on your magic beam
Mr Sandman, bring me a dream
- I'm talkin' only weeks before the show.
- I'm talkin' winnin' albumens.
- I'm talkin' progress.
- I'm not talkin'.
Scum!
Balmudo's out front and he's all alone.
Tilt! My turn.
Your turn after we tilt that crater face,
Balmudo. Come on.
- Comb.
- Louis, be careful!
Smoke.
Light.
Comb again.
Come on, action out front.
Balmudo's gonna get his face mangled.
- All right.
- Oh, my gosh!
Hey, where is that rat-face, Bal...?
You lookin' for a rat-face,
mouse-brain?
Get that mutha!
Who, who, who's that guy?
Who, who, who's that guy?
He came out of the darkness
in the middle of the night
Blazin' like a mutha
with a fist of dynamite
He ain't foolin' no one
on that pile of chrome and steel
Burnin' up the pavement
like he was some kind of wheel
He's lookin' for a rumble
and some heads are gonna bust
He's gonna take a tumble
with one solitary thrust
The only thing you guys are gonna do
is eat his dust
Who's that guy?
Where did he come from?
- Who's that guy?
- Hey, tell me someone
I never knew anyone could be so cool
- Who's that guy?
- What's so amazin'?
From headlight to tailpipe
His burners are blazin'
Looks to me like he could really fly
Who's that guy?
Who's that guy?
He wears a pair ofgoggles
like a man from outer space
It really doesn't matter
that l haven't seen his face
We're gonna wrap those handlebars
around that neck ofhis
- The punk is gonna get it
- When we find out who he is
Everybody wants you
when they don't know who you are
Ifyou're a man ofmystery
it really takes you far
Everyone around you
thinks that you're a star
- Who's that guy?
- Where did he come from?
- Who's that guy?
- Where can l get one?
They never knew
that l could be so cool
- Who's that guy?
- On that motorcycle?
What would they say
if they knew it was Michael?
Looks to me like he could really fly
Won't somebody tell me?
- Who's that guy?
- Who's that guy?
Pretty cool stuff.
Everyone inside... We bowl!
- All right!
- Yeah, we bowl!
- Hey, Dimucci, did you see that?
- Yeah, l saw it.
- Come on, Steph.
- I'll catch you up.
- Hey, what's eatin' you?
- Nothin'.
You know, Steph. There's been talk.
We haven't been talkin',
but there has been talk
questioning your loyalty to the Birds.
Doesn't mean you gotta go steady with
Johnny. I think it's better that it's over.
Yeah, but the code does say
we're T-Bird chicks, at least till grad.
Let's go, Louis.
Maybe l'm tired
of being someone's chick.
Are you feeling OK?
- Yo, Ritter!
- Yo, Goose!
- I don't know what l'm feeling.
- Have a ciggy. It'll make you feel better.
Those guys are show-offs.
I hate those matches
from the liquor store.
Oh, thanks.
Want a ride?
Some other time.
I heard there was this motorcycle chase
outside the Bowl-a-Rama,
and according to Paulette Rebchuck,
this very mysterious and gorgeous guy
knocked Stephanie Zinone
right out of her bobby socks.
- How do you plead?
- I am guilty.
- Great. But now what?
- We've got a problem.
On that motorcycle, in that gear,
l knocked that girl out of her socks.
- But like this...
- You'll knock her into her socks.
Simple, l have to tell her.
Next time l see her... Come here.
Next time l see her,
l'm going to walk up to her and say,
- "Steph..."
- Uh-oh.
Hiya, girls.
Your boyfriend's here.
- Having a facial?
- Yeah.
Delish!
- Steph.
- What?
- Do you...?
- What?
Have you...ever read
a Superman comic?
- Not in the last few hours.
- I was just checking. Right?
Just checking.
- He needs the guidance counsellor.
- Rhonda, you got a nose job.
- I walked into a door.
- So she says.
Attention, attention, please.
This is a test. I repeat, this is a test.
Please do not panic.
Nuclear war is like football:
if the Russians throw the bomb,
you intercept it
and ram it down their end zone.
It's like life. Somebody throws
something, you throw it back.
Please proceed to your nearest shelter.
Boys to one side, girls to the other.
Run, run, run!
- Blanche, please do not panic!
- Miss McGee, it's so loud.
Please do not panic.
How did you talk me into this?
- You trust President Kennedy?
- Of course.
All right. Kennedy says we gotta be
prepared for a nucleoid war.
- It's nuclear, Louis.
- Yeah. Nuclelar, nucular...
...a bomb's a bomb.
This is an official fallout shelter bed.
Hey, you gotta be prepared, 'cause
some day, when you least expect it...
Ka-blam! Nucleoid war!
- What's that?
- It's started.
America is calling
Let's care enough to give our very best
What's happening?
The Russians are attacking. Get down.
For if we give our very best
I know that
we will more than pass the test
- Get off me!
- Think about it.
What if we died here tonight
without ever doing it?
"lt"? Oh, my God! Let me out of here!
Are you crazy? They're dropping bombs.
Yeah, let's do it for our country
The red, white and the blue
It's Uncle Sam who's asking
So your mother will approve
Tomorrow l'll be fighting
And l'll win this war for you
Let's do it for our country
Our country wants us to
- Oh, Louis!
- Bullets are exploding
They'll soon be at the door
Give something to America
you never gave before
Yeah, let's do it for our country
The red, white and the blue
Are you sure my mother would approve?
Your mother don't even have to know.
And you think we're old enough to go?
- All the way.
- But, Louis, you might get hurt.
- Oh, God.
- Think about it.
It would be like doing it
for the Statue of Liberty.
- Or the Grand Canyon.
- The New York Yankees.
For Disneyland!
Let's do it for our country
The red, white and the blue
It's not a lot to ask of us
Our parents will approve
- You'll be a mighty soldier
- Before this night is through
- Let's do it for our country
- We owe it to our country
Let's do it for our country
Our country wants us to
- I'm ready.
- Me, too.
- Hurry, let's sign up.
- No, don't!
Oops! Guess you didn't get any,
huh, Babooch?
Louis Dimucci! Oh, God!
Oh, how could you do this?
- That'll be about $1 .60.
- Will you get my windshield?
Yeah. Hold on. Just a second.
Can l pay so l can get out of here?
Yeah, look, hold on just one minute, OK?
- Sorry.
- It's all right.
OK, that's two, three, four, five.
- Where are the maps?
- What kind?
- Street maps.
- Yeah?
Hey, miss. What do l owe you?
50 cents.
- How about that ride?
- My windshield!
- You forgot our green stamps.
- We're in a hurry. The maps?
Are you going to get
this windshield or not? Come on.
- Honk it where the sun don't shine!
- Where are you going?
Oh, l can't stop shivering.
Then hold on.
That's what's making me shiver.
- Great ride.
- We're home.
Shoot.
- I can't stop shivering now.
- Why?
Because...
- There's something l should tell you.
- What?
Oh, no. We've got company.
- Check this out!
- I can handle these guys.
- He popped Balmudo.
- Look who he's poppin' now.
When am l gonna see you again?
Friday night. The Talent Show.
Let's go!
Out front, you hear?
Talent Show?
How'd he know?
Hi. What are you guys doin'?
What's the story
with the creep on the bike?
- What?
- The creep?
- Yeah, the creep, the story.
- Shut up, Goose.
- Leave her alone.
- Shut up.
- Let's have it.
- What?
- The story.
- I think...
We don't care!
No chick of mine messes
with no other creep except this...
- ...except me.
- No chick of yours?
- Someone's jealous.
- You never get jealous over me!
- I ain't jealous.
- Stay out of my life, then.
I'm out! l catch you with that punk again,
l'll rearrange his face.
He's a dead man. D-E-D!
You better decide
who belongs to who around here.
- You're making a scene.
- Because l'm getting mixed up.
You're embarrassing me.
I think you owe Paulette an apology.
- Jerk!
- Where are you goin'?
Forget about it.
- Weirdos.
- Who needs broads?
Me. I get to second base with Sharon
and get called out when l try third.
He bombed out in the bomb shelter.
Yeah. I think we could all use
a little guaranteed...
...all-the-way action.
And l know just the place.
Well, come on and tell us, Johnny
What's the secret ofsuccess?
You gotta take a tip
from the King ofHip
'Cause you know that he's the best
We're goin' prowlin'
We're goin' prowlin'
Tonight
You say you're hungry for a lover
Gotta find a chick who'll give you more
Well there's a spot that l've discovered
Where a guy's guaranteed to score
I'm gonna show you cats some action
Like you've never seen before
We're gonna get some satisfaction
Down at the grocery store
We're goin' prowlin'
We're goin' prowlin'
Walk, talk like a T-Bird tonight
There's a female butcher
At the luncheon meat display
Got the best tongue in town
She delivers both night and day
You'll see the apple ofyour eye
Stacking peaches in a five-foot pile
Just waitin' for some guy to come
And take her rollin' down the aisle
I like a debutante that comes across
Now, that's what l call class
I like a tall girl with long legs
that come right up to her...
You know what l like?
l like a girl who's really smart
Provided that she's really stacked
Yeah? Well, l love 'em all
And they love me
'Cause l'm the leader of this here pack
We're gonna find ourselves some cuties
Who are sad and all alone
We're gonna show them little beauties
That we're T-Birds to the bone
We're goin' prowlin'
We're goin' prowlin'
Walk, talk like a T-Bird tonight
How about some sales tax?
Very nice.
We could win those albumens yet.
- We can win those albumens.
- We gotta get rid of the competition.
There is some very good work here
and some very sloppy work.
Miss Zinone, l would like to see you
about your Shakespeare essay.
Attention, please. A few reminders
ofgraduation activities.
The final dress rehearsal for the
Talent Show is Thursday afternoon.
All students on the decoration
committee for the Lani Kai Lani Luau
report to Coach Calhoun
after school today.
- I guess she didn't like your paper.
- I gotta write the whole thing again.
- Do you want some help?
- I don't know.
Think it over. It's not a difficult decision.
- Steph, you comin'?
- Yeah. I'll think about it.
I don't usually do this bad in English.
I got other stuff on my mind these days.
- Can l help?
- No, it's not school.
- Let's get this over with.
- All right.
Where do you want to start?
- It's this guy.
- What guy?
- Forget it.
- I'm trying. You're not making it easy.
I had this idea of Mr Right.
A stupid idea, right?
- Right.
- Out of nowhere he shows up.
- Like some dream or something.
- Who?
- Mr Right.
- Oh, right.
I've seen him twice and both times
he's wearing these goggles.
- I don't even know who he is.
- Mr Right?
Isn't that kind of weird?
Not weird weird but, like, exciting weird.
So, what's the problem?
Maybe he's just not
everything l imagined.
What if he's just some ordinary guy?
What if he is, eh?
What if we get back
to the Shakespeare essay?
- Stephanie.
- I figured out Hamlet's problem.
No ketchup.
- He got along OK without it.
- They never put ketchup on.
How can you eat a hamburger
with no ketchup? Shoot that over here.
Where were we?
You figured out the problem
with their hamburgers.
You know what his big problem is?
No laughs.
The guy's gotta lighten up, right?
- Bite?
- No, thanks.
- Who are we talking about now?
- Hamlet.
Oh, right.
"Hamlet went nuts when he caught
his mother doing it with his uncle."
- Not so great?
- You have the right idea.
But you could've said,
Hamlet was tormented by his mother's
incestuous relationship with his uncle.
"lncestuous relationship"! Mason's
gonna flip when she reads this.
"lncestuous." You're a really
smart guy, you know that?
You must think l'm a dummy.
- Actually, l think you're kind of terrific.
- Get outta here.
You're the terrific one.
You know all this deep junk.
I don't understand it any better than you.
I just know a few big words
that impress English teachers.
You impressed me.
And l give credit to who l want, OK?
- To whom.
- To who, to whom, to you, that's whom.
- So learn how to take a compliment.
- All right.
- A hamburger for my friend. Loaded.
- With ketchup.
Double ketchup.
There are some very cool,
very scoreable broads at this joint.
Cool. Scoreable. What-not.
- Very nice.
- Very nice.
Lots of Rydell girls
would go out with you.
- What about you?
- Me? Are you kidding? That's all l need.
- No, l wasn't.
- God, look, l didn't mean anything...
- We're just different types, that's all.
- Different types?
- What do you mean?
- Look, there's a Pink Lady code, OK?
Well, to quote Dolores,
"The code stinks."
- Hi.
- What's this? Nerds' night out?
- What are you, a cop?
- Sure picked up a lot of new friends.
I guess the T-Birds
ain't the class act no more.
Goose. Wait for me inside.
- I don't want to eat alone.
- Go on!
What do you want?
Yeah, well,
l just wanted to let you know that...
...l'm officially declaring us
as an item officially over.
- You're declaring?
- That's correct.
OK, fine. You've declared it.
It's over. Can l go now?
Just like that, huh?
I got one more thing to say to you.
That jacket you're wearing
is T-Bird property.
You want to leave the party?
Leave the jacket. I got a rep to protect.
So don't damage the rep,
we don't damage new friends, dig?
What happened? Did she take
the nerd's brains over your brawns?
- I dumped her, not versa-vice, got it?
- Sure, Johnny.
Don't worry about it.
- All right, cherry pie!
- Davey!
I'm all dressed up
In my finest attitude
Pretending l don't care
Guess l really messed up
By trying to be two
When only one heart can be there
Why can't l bejust what l am
And speak my love
without any shame?
Why can't she see what l am
Is a costumed fool
Trapped in a tragic game?
Charades and pretty lies
They hide what's deep inside me
Charades conceal me
But can't you feel
The real me
The real me
Behind my charades?
Oh, please don't mind me
Performing at my hardest
As l paint upon the air
You won't find me
'Cause it's a portrait of the artist
As the man who isn't there
Charades and pretty lies
They hide what's deep inside me
Charades conceal me
But can't you feel the real me?
The real me
Behind my charades?
Can't you feel the real me
Behind my charades?
Have l lost the real me
Behind my charades?
Girls, girls, l'm so nervous.
How do l look?
Perfect. Just remember,
have lots of fun tonight.
- And good luck!
- He's meeting her out front.
How can she get so hot and bothered
over someone she doesn't know?
- What?
- She's got a crush.
I'll be back.
- It's that guy.
- This time we get him.
Johnny, no!
Rhonda, go. They're going to kill him.
- Who's killing who?
- Open the door. Move over.
- Where are we going?
- I don't know, just go!
Oh, God! We're gonna die and
l'm wearing my mother's underwear!
- Where are we going?
- Just follow 'em!
I figured the guy to slow up.
Right?
Yeah, it ain't our fault
the guy don't slow up, huh, Johnny?
It's gotta be at least 1 00 feet
to the other side.
Yeah, yeah, what can l say?
If he didn't make it,
he ain't gonna look too pretty.
Where is he?
- He ain't down there.
- Where'd he go? Biker heaven?
- I know he's dead.
- He made the jump. I could do that.
- Yeah, you could jump that, Johnny.
- Let's go.
- And l'll never see him again.
- Come on!
- What have l done?
- Nothing.
- He'll be OK.
- Nobody rides like him.
- There's nothing down there.
- You can't stay here.
We'll be late.
He jumped over a cop car.
That was a big jump.
He'll show up, l know it. I just know it.
Ifyour sweetheart
Sends a letter ofgoodbye
- Hi, Johnny.
- Hi... Hold it!
What are you, crazy?
I told you before,
you are not going out there like that.
I know, l gotta put
a little something on my face.
You gotta put something on your body.
I gotta dress like this. I'm summer.
Get yourself a pair of galoshes,
a snowsuit, a scarf and be winter.
And that is Johnny Nogerelli's final word.
Well, you want to hear my final word,
Mr Push-Everyone-Around Nogerelli?
Maybe you can bully
some chicks in this school,
but this chick
has been bullied for the last time.
I may not be the classiest chick,
but l'm the best you're gonna get,
so take it or leave it!
So let your hair down
And go on and cry
Let go of me!
Stop that!
Shut up! Quiet!
And now, Martin Miesner
and his red-hot accordion.
Let's go practise up in the can.
- Don't worry.
- The albumens are ours.
- Hey, he's taking our jackets.
- Hey, come on, guys.
Hey, Nogerelli!
Don't do it. OK, guys.
Turn it off! Hey, Nogerelli!
Thank you, Martin Miesner.
And now, l have the great pleasure
to introduce the T-Bones.
We're goin' prowlin', prowlin'
Tonight
Tonight
- The T-Bones.
- Birds! Birds.
And now, the Calendar Girls
in A Girl For All Seasons.
I'll be yours in springtime
When the flowers are in bloom
We'll wander through the meadows
ln all their sweet perfume
And every night l'll hold you tight
Beneath that April moon
I'll be your girl for all seasons
All the year through
Your girl for all seasons 'cause l'd love
Yes, l'd love to be everything to you
Just you
I'll be yours in summer
When we're playing in the sand
We'll spend the day together
Making love and getting tanned
And on the beach at sunset
When we're walking hand in hand
I'll be your girl for all seasons
All the year through
Your girl for all seasons
'Cause l'd love
I'd love to be everything to you
Just you
Ifyou fall in the fall you'll see
September can be heavenly
Ifyou fall, say you'll fall for me
When autumn leaves
are falling from the tree
I'll be yours in winter
When the snow is on the ground
I'll warm you through December
And l'll always be around
What's wrong with Stephanie?
She forgot the words.
Somebody help her with the words.
- It's that guy.
- This time we get him.
Johnny! Where is he?
- He ain't down there.
- Where'd he go?
I know he's dead.
Louis, pull the curtain.
I'll be back.
What's the matter?
No more secret rendezvous
I'm gonna miss
all the things we'll never do
Ijust can't believe
You left me here alone
How in this world
Can l make it on my own?
Remember, l love you
I won't be far away
Baby, close your eyes
And think ofyesterday
And we'll be there together
Love will turn back the hands of time
Turn back
Turn back
The hands of time
Baby, don't you know?
It's hard to let you go
Save all your dreams
And keep me in your heart
It hurts to say goodbye
No matter how l try
Love will survive
Even though we have to part
Stephanie, please don't cry
Oh, it all seems so unfair
Just when l found you, l lost you
That doesn't matter now
The only thing that matters
is that l love you
And you're the only one
who can keep our love alive
So, Stephanie, don't forget me
I promise
Remember
I love you
You won't be far away
Ijust close my eyes
And bring back yesterday
And we'll be there together
Love will turn back the hands of time
Turn back
Turn back the hands of time
We'll turn back
Turn back
Turn back the hands of time
We'll turn back
And now,
the winners of the Talent Contest,
and the King and Queen
of the Lani Kai Lani Luau, Mr Nogerelli
and Miss Zinone.
Please, Miss Zinone,
remember you're a queen.
- Smile, Stephanie.
- You won the whole talent show.
- The Girls' division.
- That's not so bad.
Everyone bow and we'll see you all
at the Luau tomorrow.
I can't believe we won half the records.
All the Tichokski and Choppin.
What are you talkin'?
No Roy Orbisons?
A well-a bop a bop a hula
Rock-a-hula rock-a-hula
Luau, luau, luau, luau
A wham-a bama lama
Shanga langa langa langa
Luau, luau, luau, luau
Rah rah Rydell
Well-a well-a well-a well-a
Rock-a-hula luau wow
Come-a come-a come-a
To the rock-a-hula luau
Everybody's here
And we're waitin' for you now
We're gonna stick together
And we won't let go
We're lettin' everybody know
It's a luau
A rock-a-hula luau
You know, it's girls like that
who give summer fun a bad name.
Come-a come-a come-a come-a
We're gettin' it on now
Summer, summer, summer
ls a-comin' along now
I wish it was forever
'Cause it feels so right
Don't you worry, honey
We'll be rockin' all night at the luau
A rock-a-hula luau
Summer is coming
We're all here together
If only this feeling
Could go on forever
Summer is coming
We'll always remember
Summer is coming right now
Rock-a-hula luau
Rock-a-hula luau
It's a rock, rock-a-hula luau
Rock-a-hula luau
Rock-a-hula luau
As the sun sets
on the Lani Kai Lani Luau,
a reminder to our seniors:
in the words of our very own
President Kennedy,
"Think not what your country
can do for you,
"but what you can do for your country. "
Now, will the King and Queen
of the Luau
take their appointed positions
on the Pool of Enchantment.
Come on, we're havin' a good time!
- Stop it! What are you doing?
- I'm burnin' myself.
You'll burn us up! Can't you put it out?
You'll knock us over.
- I'm tryin' to be cool here.
- Get me out of here.
Your doctor's right, Mr Spears.
School is better for you than hospital.
But l am encouraged at the way
you've been looking lately.
You look so... Mr Spears!
Oh, good heavens!
Sit down, Stephanie. Quit foolin'!
- Will you help me row!
- Stop yelling!
Get out of the way!
You punk!
Haul ass, shrimp!
- Get off of me!
- Will you help me row!
Get out of here!
Stuck in a pool with a chick!
Birds, get 'em!
- I got one! l got one!
- Sorry!
Get off! l didn't mean it.
- Balmudo!
- That's the guy who decked me.
- It's him.
- It's him!
He's alive!
- What's wrong with you, man?!
- You've ruined our luau!
Michael! lt's Michael!
Michael.
- You?
- You made that jump?
Shakespeare?
I thought you were dead.
- You?
- Move! l'll rearrange his...
- Hey!
- What?
Nothing.
- No.
- Yeah. Yeah, Johnny.
Yeah, well, you got one more jump,
Mr Cool Rider, Shakespeare, Carrington.
- Haven't we had enough of this?
- She's got a point.
- Lou's got a point.
- Shut up! l've got a point, too.
- Jacket.
- One T-Bird jacket.
- Jacket.
- Jacket.
For starters, let's see how it looks.
Very nice.
OK.
- All right.
- All right.
Listen, l gotta talk to you.
We can't see each other any more.
I've got another man on my hands.
Oh, right.
That's the breaks.
What's everybody lookin' at? Disperse!
I never thought you'd kiss me
if you knew who l was.
Are you crazy?
l got two for the price of one.
- Are you certain?
- I've never been certainer.
- More certain.
- The certainest.
The certainest. Yeah, l like that.
I'd love to kiss you again.
You were the one
The one in my dreams
But l never knew it
I wanted to tell you time and again
But l couldn't do it
All that you are is all that l need
No more pretending
Now l can be me
You can be you
And we're never ending
We'll be together
Always together
Like birds of a feather
Forever and ever
We'll be together
I like what you got
l guess it's OK
Ifyou want to show it
I am what l am and l'm all for you
Just want you to know it
Will l ever score?
There's nothin' wrong
withjust likin' each other
We all had our doubts
But it's workin' out with one another
We'll be together
Always together
Like birds of a feather
Forever and ever
We'll be together
We'll be together
Always together
Like birds of a feather
Forever and ever
Like birds of a feather
Forever and ever
We'll be together
Always together
We'll be together
Always together