Hamyeondoinda (Just Do It!) (2000) Movie Script
Production Atoms Entertainment, Inc.
Distribution IM Pictures Corp.
Funded and Provided by IM Pictures Corp.
Seoul Media Venture Business Group
I Phoenix Inc.
Ahn Suk-Hwan Song Ok-Sook
Park Sang-Myun Park Jin-Hee Jung June
Lee Bum-Soo
Production Han Sung-Ku
Production Assistance Choi Wan
Production Funding
Bang Myung-Suk Oh Tae-Min
Executive Producers Kim Min-Ki
Choi Sung-Shik Kim Heung-Gu
Script Kwon In-Chan
Lee Young-Eun Park Dae-Young
Cinematography Moon Yong-Shik
Lighting Choi Sung-Won
Editing Koh Im-Pyo
Music Kim Hyung-Tae
Sound Recording Han Chul-Hee(Live)
Mixing
Oh Won-Chul, Choi Tae-Young(Live Tone)
Production Designer Cho Sung-Won
Visual Effects Makod Co.
Producer Lee Min-Ho
Director Park Dae-Young
Super Double Lottery
$10 million every week!
Why don't you come to classes anymore?
You give up on college?
I couldn't register.
Why not?
My family's gone bankrupt.
Again?!
JUST DO I
It's finally over.
We truly hope it is.
We really saw too much of you.
God in heaven! I can live in a place like this.
Stop drinking so much.
You drank plenty this afternoon.
At a times like this, you should drink.
Drinks are for drinking.
Then we'd have to drink everyday.
Son, have a drink.
No, thanks, Dad.
It's alright son.
It's okay to drink
if your father gives it to you.
I quit drinking, dad.
You quit?
You were drinking all this time?
Dad, give me a drink instead.
Jang-Mi!
Kids, honey.
Let's start going to church.
Having faith is the only
way to overcome this trial.
Just put your faith in me.
I'll marry well and save our family.
Jang-Mi
Yes?
It's better for us...
when you don't do anything.
Yeah sis, just don't do anything.
Yes, just stay still.
I'll give up my studies and get a job.
Do you have any skills?
Getting into college is the best thing
you can do for us this year.
You've finished your noodles.
Here, have mine.
It's okay, Dad. Go on, Dae-Chul.
I'm drinking, so you have mine.
Go ahead.
But leave some soup.
Dad!
I'm fine. You go back in.
I'll go with you.
Go on back in.
Those kids...
They're all grown up now.
Hey, wait! Wait a second!
Stop! Stop! Help!
Wait a second...
Dad! Honey!
Where am I?
The hospital.
The hospital?
What is it?
What about the bill?
Sts and...
And?
$958
$958?!
Dad! Honey!
My motorcycle?
What are you going to do with it?
Will you lend it to me or not?
Lightning Quick Messenger Service
$958!
Did you bring them all?
$6.76...
$114.02...
Don't we have any other accounts?
What's this?
That?
It's an insurance bond someone got me
to start paying for.
I don't know how much it's worth.
Go and cancel the contract.
You want to cancel this, ma'am?
Yes.
Happy Call Insurance
Happy Call Insurance.
Maximum $1,000,000!
No, no!
I came for the insurance money!
How much did you say this is?
$5000!
God has heard our prayers!
This is a miracle, honey!
Oh, Lord! Thank you, dear Father!
$4042.
What should we do with this?
I don't know. Let's see...
Insurance.
What, insurance?
You're going to be an insurance agent?
No.
We'll to put this money into insurance bonds.
And get the insurance money.
How?
This time you already got hurt, if...
Then I'll get hurt again.
Stop joking.
Do I look like I'm joking?
Aren't you?!
Honey, let's not do this.
It was a miracle.
God heard our prayers...
You stay here and pray!
Good Lord!
Wait a second! Wait!
No, back up! Back up!
What are you doing, Dad?
You could have hurt yourself!
It was nothing.
Lets go.
When were you released from the hospital?
What about the bills?
All paid.
Mom? But how?
With this!
Look to the left
This is the right, idiot!
Dad, will it really be okay?
Trust me.
Honey! Here comes one!
Really?
It's too big!
Dad! This one's for real!
You crazy...
Dae-Chul?
Dad?
Dae-Chul!
Mom?
Insurance money?
Son, from the way I see it
there are two kinds of lives.
One is like the lottery
and the other is like insurance.
Lottery hits you with big money
but only once in a lifetime, maybe never.
But insurance can depend on what we do.
You got the money because you were hurt.
You can get hurt again!
But, how do you get hurt?
Do it!
Go on!
Dad, I can't!
There must be another way!
No, there isn't.
This is it! It's for our family!
So do it!
Mom?
What are you waiting for?
Dad!
I can't do it.
Do it again.
Honey, let's find some other way!
Mom's right.
Dad, let's find some other way, okay?
There is no other way!
Dae-Chul, go on and do it! Be a man!
Alright.
I will!
You're right.
If we have to do this,
it should be done quickly and painlessly.
Spread your fingers!
Dad, forgive me!
Come on!
You're right. This won't work.
Let's find some other way.
Not like this. Something more natural.
A more natural way to get hurt.
Natural?
I got it! Nature!
You know, nature!
This!
Dad, don't worry.
A little lightning won't kill you.
Over there! Quick!
Lift up your umbrella, Dad!
Like this?
No, higher!
I won't get killed, will I?
Of course not.
Lightning can barely break a little branch.
We can't be amateur about this.
We have to study! Study!
That's it!
What can I do for you?
We'd like some family insurance.
For the whole family.
Dae-Chul is a beginner so he'll drive.
The front passenger gets hurt the most so...
I'll sit there.
No, let me.
Nonsense!
I'm the head of the family.
Let's get in!
Alright, turn now!
Very good! That's how to do it!
Let's go!
Are you all ready?
Now, speed up!
Now! Turn!
Why'd you do that?
It's a "bus only" lane.
Then you did good!
Here. Speed up.
A family accident
after a single insurance payment...
An accident the same day
you bought the car?
A total of $30,000!
Thank you, God!
Mansei! Hurray!
Is it okay?
Dad's side is too high. Down little.
Now, is it okay?
No not yet. Almost. There!
Is it good?
Yes, fine.
Just do it!
When misfortune arises,
people say "Why me?"
Insurance is the key
to changing that misfortune into happiness.
If you sign a contract
here to pay $30 won per month...
you'll get $300,000 if an accident happens
to you on your way out.
$30 becomes $300,000.
What bank, or stock,
or loan shark would assure such benefit?
None.
The lottery? It's once in a lifetime.
Maybe never.
But insurance? 100% probability!
Just get hurt in an accident and
it's 100 percent assured. 100%!
Sorry.
It's okay.
Do you get back the principal
if you lose in the lottery?
No, they do not.
That's right! They don't give you a dime!
But with insurance, you get everything back.
Man's most beautiful creation ever.
I congratulate you for buying it.
Thank you very much. But I want not one,
but four. Four!
Four?
Yes.
Thank you so much!
Where do I put my seal?
Here, ma'am.
Here you go.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very, very much!
Grade 1.
When one loses sight in both eyes forever.
When one loses the ability to chew
or speak forever.
'Forever' means that there is no hope
of recovery in the future
or, after a certain amount of time
recovery cannot be foreseen.
We should aim for Grade 6 in our procedures.
No.1 - permanent scars on the head
or the face.
No.2 - losing sight in one eye forever.
No.3 - a ruptured disk.
Commonly known as a hip condition.
No.4 - losing one of the fingers forever.
Now, who wants to go first?
Jang-Mi?
I'm a girl.
That's why they pay you more.
Why don't you go first, Dad.
I am old, you know.
That's why they pay you more.
Your mother is old too.
She's a woman and old.
Mom should go first!
What do you mean?
Youngsters are far better than us.
She's right.
Dae-Chul, you're youngest.
I really think Father
should set a good example for us...
Alright, then.
Let's draw lots.
The Ladder Game of Blood
Congratulations, Dae-Chul!
Congratulations, son!
Sargent, are you seeing your girlfriend again?
Attention!
You call yourself soldiers?
Look alive, bastards!
What cycle were you in?
The 817th, marine corps. Why?
The 817th?
I was in the 57th!
Attention!
Salute!
Yes, privates.
The Boy Scouts' 57th cycle.
I did it.
Dae-Chul my son!
Hey, Dad.
Good work! Where did you get hit?
My face...
What about your head?
Well, I tried but...
They say it's fine.
I'm sorry, Dad. I should have hurt my head...
Its okay.
You'll do better next time. It's a good start.
Very good!
You have ruptured disk, ma'am.
Commonly known as a hip condition.
Thank you.
Is that good?
Look, fireworks!
It's good to be here in good neighborhood.
What a sight!
Who could it be at this hour?
Have faith in God! Who is it?
Pardon?
Who is it?
They're from the insurance company.
The insurance company?
Mr. Jung Byung-Hwan?
Yes.
Ms. Won Jung-Rim?
Yes.
Miss Jung Jang-Mi?
Yes.
Mr. Jung Dae-Chul.
Yes
You are, respectively, yourselves?
Yes.
According to my research,
in the past 6 months,
You received $3,200,000
in insurance money from...
five different companies, right?
You pay about $3,300
for insurance every month.
Bought a house worth $3,000,000,
yet none of you have jobs.
Doesn't something smell fishy here?
I don't smell anything.
Neither do I.
Well, I do. Something's very fishy here.
Why would you put something like that up?
"Just do it"?
Did you run a Nike store before?
It's just a family motto...
Do you know it's illegal to hurt yourself...
to get insurance money?
You can be arrested for insurance fraud.
This is a written accusation.
I came here to deliver it to you.
What's going to happen to us now?
We'll be put in legal detention.
You mean... like this?
He had his eye on us the whole time.
What do you think?
Isn't it too extreme?
It's better than all of us going to jail.
Couldn't there be some other way?
No. This is the best way.
We just have to do this once
and everything will be quiet.
I'll do it.
I agree with you, too
How about you, Jang-Mi?
I can't do it. I can't!
Think it over Jang-Mi!
This seems to be the only way, darling.
You just have to lure him.
We'll take care of the rest.
You promise you'll take care of it?
Of course!
God. Forgive our sins...
Thank you!
Hello?
Mr. Shim Chung-Un? Yes?
This is Jung Byung-Hwan. We met yesterday.
I need to talk with you urgently.
Could you come over?
Mr. Jung Byung-Hwan...
Mr. Jung Byung-Hwan!
Freeze!
Put your hands above your head!
What are you waiting for? Do it now!
I... I can't...
Do it!
I told you I couldn't.
I was shaving my legs.
I see.
Why did this bulb have to burn out just now?
This isn't working well...
It really doesn't work well...
I almost had it.
So, Daddy called you?
Yes, he did.
Where could he be?
You're going to so much trouble...
It's alright.
Was that a real gun?
Of course it is.
Wait!
Here you go.
I'm sorry, I was mistaken.
I think I hurt my chest.
Could you take a look at it?
I must have hit it when I fell.
Is it okay?
Okay. It's excellent.
Can you feel it for me?
What? You mean touch... it?
Yes.
Here?
A little... lower.
H-here?
A little bit lower.
Here?
Does it hurt?
Come little closer!
Now, that's good. What's good?
It's not what you think!
It's okay. Stay there.
We understand young people.
Right my son-in-law?
What? Son-in-law?
My son-in-law!
My brother-in-law!
...to love and honor each other...
This is the best insurance we ever got.
Don't you think?
Come on!
What are you doing?
Hurry up!
Three days later
Honey, you're way out there.
A beast of the field.
I was an outfielder.
An out-field-er. An out-field-er?
Well, we've rest enough.
We should start working again.
Yes, we should.
Now Mr. Shim is family...
Dad, you should quit.
I barely took care of it by retiring.
You'll get caught one day.
Is that so?
Then what are you going to do
to support my daughter?
See? This is the only way.
And you're an expert in the field.
That's what we all thought.
We didn't bring you in for nothing.
Okay. But we have to change methods.
Really?
The queen of all insurance is life insurance.
Life insurance?
If we do well,
we can get $10 million at one go.
Yes. 1 million.
Who'll go first? Me?
No... lets draw lots.
Wait, you have to die for life insurance.
I don't mean any of us should die.
What are you saying?
Do you have any healthy,
young, male relatives in their twenties...
with no dependents? A distant relative?
A distant relative?
Very distant.
Very distant...
Its good to look for your roots.
Yes, sir.
It would be a better world...
if more people were like you, brother.
Thank you.
This is so well arranged.
With all the phone numbers...
That's right, I'm your uncle!
Your father's father's father's...
father's father's father's father's...
father's father was my father's...
father's father's father's father's...
father's father's half brother.
Which means we are close family!
How're your parents?
They passed away?
I'm sorry about that.
Well, nephew, are you married?
You are?
Well so long!
All these kids married in diapers!
Next!
That was the last one.
What do you mean last?
Mother's got relatives, too!
It's good to search for one's roots.
Are you married? Not yet?
You mean you are alone?
As good as an orphan?
Why don't we meet?
What was your name, Kyung-Tae?
Right! Kwang-Tae!
Shall I go over there?
I'll see you there later, okay? Bye!
How's your health?
You are not sick are you?
No. I'm much too healthy.
Really? How old are you?
It's a good age.
Perfectly eligible material!
Eligible for what?
Most eligible bachelor material!
How about living with us?
Aren't you lonely?
Well, it's fine with me!
This is your room.
What do you think?
A healthy, 26-year-old man. Grade 1!
We can get at least 5 million.
When should we get to work?
We shouldn't hurry. It could arouse suspicion.
First, get him insurance.
Care for him about three months...
...and then, make the move.
Alright, take a good rest.
What's...
What's that on your shoulder?
This? It's a towel.
No, on your body.
Oh, this?
I got it when I'm in high school with my pals.
Isn't it cool?
And big?
Don't you think so?
Yes. It's cool... and big.
Isn't it? Looks strong!
Oh, I invited some friends over.
It's okay, right?
Friends?
Say hello.
He's my closest relative.
Nice to meet you.
He's really kind.
So make yourselves at home, guys!
Is it okay if I hang with my pals?
I get lonely so easy you know.
It's damn hot here.
How's Yong-Chul doing?
I don't bring up the bastard.
You know we got trash by him!
That's why I stuck a knife in him.
Who are we, guys?
We are the great members
of Yong-II Industrial High School!
Yes, we are man!
The knife just went through him.
His insides came out and blood...
You did two years for that?
You think I did three?
Isn't it four?
No. Just 2!
Clock ticks damn slow in there!
I knew he'd die early.
How long were you in prison?
I don't know.
Hey, don't smoke that butt!
What's wrong with it?
Who are we?
We are the great members
of Yong-II Industrial High School.
And you're smoking a cigarette-butt?
I won't, man!
What the hell are you looking at?
You wanna start something?
Cousin, look away.
Lady! We need more drinks here!
Ice cold ones! Alright?
Proudly we stand...
Yong-II Industrial High School!
We are! We are! We are!
What are we going to do?
Let's be patient.
Just for 3 months.
The day he came
It's so hot!
You're up early.
Park Chan-Ho lost again?
Why?!
If he misses next time,
I'll kill him.
XOX#
Hello.
Go ahead.
Chung-Un! Dae-Chul! Help!
Alright! Never mind, then.
Mama...
What happened? What's wrong?
Kwang-Tae! He... What?
Where is this bastard?
Calm down! Calm down!
I'll kill him!
No! We can't kill him like this!
Why not?
You know why not!
Why did it have to be such trash like him?
The day he goes
Let's begin!
Put in some engine oil!
He's dead meat.
The color's so pretty!
Some insecticide, too.
Sweet stuff...
Sweet stuff? What?
It's read "danger".
It means it's not safe.
You drink it and you die.
You're so smart, honey!
You need to learn son.
Pour in more. Fill it up!
So long, Kwang-Tae!
What a long piss.
What's up?
Who left the refrigerator open?
Look, water's leaking!
What's this? Tea?
Man, it's lukewarm.
No sounds of movement.
He must have gone quietly.
Chung-Un, go in and check.
You go in.
Yes, Dae-Chul, you go in.
When did you make that tea?
Tea?
I saw blood in my shit.
Give me some food.
Go for his neck!
What! The son of a bitch!
Is he dead?
What a stupid mutt!
Go away! Go!
Just go away!
Run!
Damn dogs!
He can't be a real human being!
What are you doing?
Cover him!
What do we do with him?
Trash Disposal Forbidden
What a waste of size.
Good morning.
Hello?
Yes... The police station?
Kwang-Tae! How did this happen to you!?
How are we to live without you?
Don't laugh!
We could get caught. Practice again!
Kwang-Tae!
Kwang-Tae!
What happened to him?
Is he dead?
Calm down folks.
You're Won Kwang-Tae's family?
Yes!
Last night, in the park, he was...
In the park?
You guys are here?
Pretty damn traffic, ain't it?
What happened?
I know I was drunk.
Must have got a call from my pals
and gone out last night.
I can never remember anything
after getting drunk.
You didn't have to clean up my room like this
Wake me up for lunch.
What are we going to do? He can't be killed.
He's inhuman.
We'll die before he dies.
Just tell him to leave, Dad.
She's right.
Lets give up the money
and just go back to normal.
You want me out?
We think you should be independent now.
Are you messing with me?
Fuck!
Don't talk that way to your uncle.
Mo'fo!
You wanted me to live with you!
The hell I'll move.
It's comfortable here.
I'm staying here and that's it.
Now give me some food.
If that's how you want it, I have to move out.
I'll breed some goats
and live quietly in the country.
I should go right now, right?
Mister. Yes?
Give me some dumplings.
Dumplings, sir.
How much?
$3.
Hey, what's wrong?
Hey! Stop the car! Stop!
Is this Mr Won Kwang-Tae?
Kwang-Tae!
It's sad.
Dumplings can be dangerous.
How lucky are we,
I think even God is on our side
How about we take a break?
Take a break?
Yes, why don't we split the money
and go each plan our own vacation trip.
Baby, wanna go to another honeymoon trip?
Of course, honey!
OK, we have decided that for us!
How about you?
Me?
Another honeymoon trip sounds good to me,
but... are you capable, honey?
I think so...
Good, we all agreed.
I bet I am going to have fun
with that two sisters!
Yeah! Cheers! Let's celebrate our success.
Cheers!
So, you're in good health, right?
Yes, sir.
You're 19, right?
Yes, ma'am.
A good age!
Perfectly eligible and Grade 1, Dad!
What?
She means
you'll really be a 'most eligible bachelor'.
Please do not mind us
interfering your vacation with my daughters
but we are very happy that he have found you
Yeah!
Then let's just do it!
Distribution IM Pictures Corp.
Funded and Provided by IM Pictures Corp.
Seoul Media Venture Business Group
I Phoenix Inc.
Ahn Suk-Hwan Song Ok-Sook
Park Sang-Myun Park Jin-Hee Jung June
Lee Bum-Soo
Production Han Sung-Ku
Production Assistance Choi Wan
Production Funding
Bang Myung-Suk Oh Tae-Min
Executive Producers Kim Min-Ki
Choi Sung-Shik Kim Heung-Gu
Script Kwon In-Chan
Lee Young-Eun Park Dae-Young
Cinematography Moon Yong-Shik
Lighting Choi Sung-Won
Editing Koh Im-Pyo
Music Kim Hyung-Tae
Sound Recording Han Chul-Hee(Live)
Mixing
Oh Won-Chul, Choi Tae-Young(Live Tone)
Production Designer Cho Sung-Won
Visual Effects Makod Co.
Producer Lee Min-Ho
Director Park Dae-Young
Super Double Lottery
$10 million every week!
Why don't you come to classes anymore?
You give up on college?
I couldn't register.
Why not?
My family's gone bankrupt.
Again?!
JUST DO I
It's finally over.
We truly hope it is.
We really saw too much of you.
God in heaven! I can live in a place like this.
Stop drinking so much.
You drank plenty this afternoon.
At a times like this, you should drink.
Drinks are for drinking.
Then we'd have to drink everyday.
Son, have a drink.
No, thanks, Dad.
It's alright son.
It's okay to drink
if your father gives it to you.
I quit drinking, dad.
You quit?
You were drinking all this time?
Dad, give me a drink instead.
Jang-Mi!
Kids, honey.
Let's start going to church.
Having faith is the only
way to overcome this trial.
Just put your faith in me.
I'll marry well and save our family.
Jang-Mi
Yes?
It's better for us...
when you don't do anything.
Yeah sis, just don't do anything.
Yes, just stay still.
I'll give up my studies and get a job.
Do you have any skills?
Getting into college is the best thing
you can do for us this year.
You've finished your noodles.
Here, have mine.
It's okay, Dad. Go on, Dae-Chul.
I'm drinking, so you have mine.
Go ahead.
But leave some soup.
Dad!
I'm fine. You go back in.
I'll go with you.
Go on back in.
Those kids...
They're all grown up now.
Hey, wait! Wait a second!
Stop! Stop! Help!
Wait a second...
Dad! Honey!
Where am I?
The hospital.
The hospital?
What is it?
What about the bill?
Sts and...
And?
$958
$958?!
Dad! Honey!
My motorcycle?
What are you going to do with it?
Will you lend it to me or not?
Lightning Quick Messenger Service
$958!
Did you bring them all?
$6.76...
$114.02...
Don't we have any other accounts?
What's this?
That?
It's an insurance bond someone got me
to start paying for.
I don't know how much it's worth.
Go and cancel the contract.
You want to cancel this, ma'am?
Yes.
Happy Call Insurance
Happy Call Insurance.
Maximum $1,000,000!
No, no!
I came for the insurance money!
How much did you say this is?
$5000!
God has heard our prayers!
This is a miracle, honey!
Oh, Lord! Thank you, dear Father!
$4042.
What should we do with this?
I don't know. Let's see...
Insurance.
What, insurance?
You're going to be an insurance agent?
No.
We'll to put this money into insurance bonds.
And get the insurance money.
How?
This time you already got hurt, if...
Then I'll get hurt again.
Stop joking.
Do I look like I'm joking?
Aren't you?!
Honey, let's not do this.
It was a miracle.
God heard our prayers...
You stay here and pray!
Good Lord!
Wait a second! Wait!
No, back up! Back up!
What are you doing, Dad?
You could have hurt yourself!
It was nothing.
Lets go.
When were you released from the hospital?
What about the bills?
All paid.
Mom? But how?
With this!
Look to the left
This is the right, idiot!
Dad, will it really be okay?
Trust me.
Honey! Here comes one!
Really?
It's too big!
Dad! This one's for real!
You crazy...
Dae-Chul?
Dad?
Dae-Chul!
Mom?
Insurance money?
Son, from the way I see it
there are two kinds of lives.
One is like the lottery
and the other is like insurance.
Lottery hits you with big money
but only once in a lifetime, maybe never.
But insurance can depend on what we do.
You got the money because you were hurt.
You can get hurt again!
But, how do you get hurt?
Do it!
Go on!
Dad, I can't!
There must be another way!
No, there isn't.
This is it! It's for our family!
So do it!
Mom?
What are you waiting for?
Dad!
I can't do it.
Do it again.
Honey, let's find some other way!
Mom's right.
Dad, let's find some other way, okay?
There is no other way!
Dae-Chul, go on and do it! Be a man!
Alright.
I will!
You're right.
If we have to do this,
it should be done quickly and painlessly.
Spread your fingers!
Dad, forgive me!
Come on!
You're right. This won't work.
Let's find some other way.
Not like this. Something more natural.
A more natural way to get hurt.
Natural?
I got it! Nature!
You know, nature!
This!
Dad, don't worry.
A little lightning won't kill you.
Over there! Quick!
Lift up your umbrella, Dad!
Like this?
No, higher!
I won't get killed, will I?
Of course not.
Lightning can barely break a little branch.
We can't be amateur about this.
We have to study! Study!
That's it!
What can I do for you?
We'd like some family insurance.
For the whole family.
Dae-Chul is a beginner so he'll drive.
The front passenger gets hurt the most so...
I'll sit there.
No, let me.
Nonsense!
I'm the head of the family.
Let's get in!
Alright, turn now!
Very good! That's how to do it!
Let's go!
Are you all ready?
Now, speed up!
Now! Turn!
Why'd you do that?
It's a "bus only" lane.
Then you did good!
Here. Speed up.
A family accident
after a single insurance payment...
An accident the same day
you bought the car?
A total of $30,000!
Thank you, God!
Mansei! Hurray!
Is it okay?
Dad's side is too high. Down little.
Now, is it okay?
No not yet. Almost. There!
Is it good?
Yes, fine.
Just do it!
When misfortune arises,
people say "Why me?"
Insurance is the key
to changing that misfortune into happiness.
If you sign a contract
here to pay $30 won per month...
you'll get $300,000 if an accident happens
to you on your way out.
$30 becomes $300,000.
What bank, or stock,
or loan shark would assure such benefit?
None.
The lottery? It's once in a lifetime.
Maybe never.
But insurance? 100% probability!
Just get hurt in an accident and
it's 100 percent assured. 100%!
Sorry.
It's okay.
Do you get back the principal
if you lose in the lottery?
No, they do not.
That's right! They don't give you a dime!
But with insurance, you get everything back.
Man's most beautiful creation ever.
I congratulate you for buying it.
Thank you very much. But I want not one,
but four. Four!
Four?
Yes.
Thank you so much!
Where do I put my seal?
Here, ma'am.
Here you go.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very, very much!
Grade 1.
When one loses sight in both eyes forever.
When one loses the ability to chew
or speak forever.
'Forever' means that there is no hope
of recovery in the future
or, after a certain amount of time
recovery cannot be foreseen.
We should aim for Grade 6 in our procedures.
No.1 - permanent scars on the head
or the face.
No.2 - losing sight in one eye forever.
No.3 - a ruptured disk.
Commonly known as a hip condition.
No.4 - losing one of the fingers forever.
Now, who wants to go first?
Jang-Mi?
I'm a girl.
That's why they pay you more.
Why don't you go first, Dad.
I am old, you know.
That's why they pay you more.
Your mother is old too.
She's a woman and old.
Mom should go first!
What do you mean?
Youngsters are far better than us.
She's right.
Dae-Chul, you're youngest.
I really think Father
should set a good example for us...
Alright, then.
Let's draw lots.
The Ladder Game of Blood
Congratulations, Dae-Chul!
Congratulations, son!
Sargent, are you seeing your girlfriend again?
Attention!
You call yourself soldiers?
Look alive, bastards!
What cycle were you in?
The 817th, marine corps. Why?
The 817th?
I was in the 57th!
Attention!
Salute!
Yes, privates.
The Boy Scouts' 57th cycle.
I did it.
Dae-Chul my son!
Hey, Dad.
Good work! Where did you get hit?
My face...
What about your head?
Well, I tried but...
They say it's fine.
I'm sorry, Dad. I should have hurt my head...
Its okay.
You'll do better next time. It's a good start.
Very good!
You have ruptured disk, ma'am.
Commonly known as a hip condition.
Thank you.
Is that good?
Look, fireworks!
It's good to be here in good neighborhood.
What a sight!
Who could it be at this hour?
Have faith in God! Who is it?
Pardon?
Who is it?
They're from the insurance company.
The insurance company?
Mr. Jung Byung-Hwan?
Yes.
Ms. Won Jung-Rim?
Yes.
Miss Jung Jang-Mi?
Yes.
Mr. Jung Dae-Chul.
Yes
You are, respectively, yourselves?
Yes.
According to my research,
in the past 6 months,
You received $3,200,000
in insurance money from...
five different companies, right?
You pay about $3,300
for insurance every month.
Bought a house worth $3,000,000,
yet none of you have jobs.
Doesn't something smell fishy here?
I don't smell anything.
Neither do I.
Well, I do. Something's very fishy here.
Why would you put something like that up?
"Just do it"?
Did you run a Nike store before?
It's just a family motto...
Do you know it's illegal to hurt yourself...
to get insurance money?
You can be arrested for insurance fraud.
This is a written accusation.
I came here to deliver it to you.
What's going to happen to us now?
We'll be put in legal detention.
You mean... like this?
He had his eye on us the whole time.
What do you think?
Isn't it too extreme?
It's better than all of us going to jail.
Couldn't there be some other way?
No. This is the best way.
We just have to do this once
and everything will be quiet.
I'll do it.
I agree with you, too
How about you, Jang-Mi?
I can't do it. I can't!
Think it over Jang-Mi!
This seems to be the only way, darling.
You just have to lure him.
We'll take care of the rest.
You promise you'll take care of it?
Of course!
God. Forgive our sins...
Thank you!
Hello?
Mr. Shim Chung-Un? Yes?
This is Jung Byung-Hwan. We met yesterday.
I need to talk with you urgently.
Could you come over?
Mr. Jung Byung-Hwan...
Mr. Jung Byung-Hwan!
Freeze!
Put your hands above your head!
What are you waiting for? Do it now!
I... I can't...
Do it!
I told you I couldn't.
I was shaving my legs.
I see.
Why did this bulb have to burn out just now?
This isn't working well...
It really doesn't work well...
I almost had it.
So, Daddy called you?
Yes, he did.
Where could he be?
You're going to so much trouble...
It's alright.
Was that a real gun?
Of course it is.
Wait!
Here you go.
I'm sorry, I was mistaken.
I think I hurt my chest.
Could you take a look at it?
I must have hit it when I fell.
Is it okay?
Okay. It's excellent.
Can you feel it for me?
What? You mean touch... it?
Yes.
Here?
A little... lower.
H-here?
A little bit lower.
Here?
Does it hurt?
Come little closer!
Now, that's good. What's good?
It's not what you think!
It's okay. Stay there.
We understand young people.
Right my son-in-law?
What? Son-in-law?
My son-in-law!
My brother-in-law!
...to love and honor each other...
This is the best insurance we ever got.
Don't you think?
Come on!
What are you doing?
Hurry up!
Three days later
Honey, you're way out there.
A beast of the field.
I was an outfielder.
An out-field-er. An out-field-er?
Well, we've rest enough.
We should start working again.
Yes, we should.
Now Mr. Shim is family...
Dad, you should quit.
I barely took care of it by retiring.
You'll get caught one day.
Is that so?
Then what are you going to do
to support my daughter?
See? This is the only way.
And you're an expert in the field.
That's what we all thought.
We didn't bring you in for nothing.
Okay. But we have to change methods.
Really?
The queen of all insurance is life insurance.
Life insurance?
If we do well,
we can get $10 million at one go.
Yes. 1 million.
Who'll go first? Me?
No... lets draw lots.
Wait, you have to die for life insurance.
I don't mean any of us should die.
What are you saying?
Do you have any healthy,
young, male relatives in their twenties...
with no dependents? A distant relative?
A distant relative?
Very distant.
Very distant...
Its good to look for your roots.
Yes, sir.
It would be a better world...
if more people were like you, brother.
Thank you.
This is so well arranged.
With all the phone numbers...
That's right, I'm your uncle!
Your father's father's father's...
father's father's father's father's...
father's father was my father's...
father's father's father's father's...
father's father's half brother.
Which means we are close family!
How're your parents?
They passed away?
I'm sorry about that.
Well, nephew, are you married?
You are?
Well so long!
All these kids married in diapers!
Next!
That was the last one.
What do you mean last?
Mother's got relatives, too!
It's good to search for one's roots.
Are you married? Not yet?
You mean you are alone?
As good as an orphan?
Why don't we meet?
What was your name, Kyung-Tae?
Right! Kwang-Tae!
Shall I go over there?
I'll see you there later, okay? Bye!
How's your health?
You are not sick are you?
No. I'm much too healthy.
Really? How old are you?
It's a good age.
Perfectly eligible material!
Eligible for what?
Most eligible bachelor material!
How about living with us?
Aren't you lonely?
Well, it's fine with me!
This is your room.
What do you think?
A healthy, 26-year-old man. Grade 1!
We can get at least 5 million.
When should we get to work?
We shouldn't hurry. It could arouse suspicion.
First, get him insurance.
Care for him about three months...
...and then, make the move.
Alright, take a good rest.
What's...
What's that on your shoulder?
This? It's a towel.
No, on your body.
Oh, this?
I got it when I'm in high school with my pals.
Isn't it cool?
And big?
Don't you think so?
Yes. It's cool... and big.
Isn't it? Looks strong!
Oh, I invited some friends over.
It's okay, right?
Friends?
Say hello.
He's my closest relative.
Nice to meet you.
He's really kind.
So make yourselves at home, guys!
Is it okay if I hang with my pals?
I get lonely so easy you know.
It's damn hot here.
How's Yong-Chul doing?
I don't bring up the bastard.
You know we got trash by him!
That's why I stuck a knife in him.
Who are we, guys?
We are the great members
of Yong-II Industrial High School!
Yes, we are man!
The knife just went through him.
His insides came out and blood...
You did two years for that?
You think I did three?
Isn't it four?
No. Just 2!
Clock ticks damn slow in there!
I knew he'd die early.
How long were you in prison?
I don't know.
Hey, don't smoke that butt!
What's wrong with it?
Who are we?
We are the great members
of Yong-II Industrial High School.
And you're smoking a cigarette-butt?
I won't, man!
What the hell are you looking at?
You wanna start something?
Cousin, look away.
Lady! We need more drinks here!
Ice cold ones! Alright?
Proudly we stand...
Yong-II Industrial High School!
We are! We are! We are!
What are we going to do?
Let's be patient.
Just for 3 months.
The day he came
It's so hot!
You're up early.
Park Chan-Ho lost again?
Why?!
If he misses next time,
I'll kill him.
XOX#
Hello.
Go ahead.
Chung-Un! Dae-Chul! Help!
Alright! Never mind, then.
Mama...
What happened? What's wrong?
Kwang-Tae! He... What?
Where is this bastard?
Calm down! Calm down!
I'll kill him!
No! We can't kill him like this!
Why not?
You know why not!
Why did it have to be such trash like him?
The day he goes
Let's begin!
Put in some engine oil!
He's dead meat.
The color's so pretty!
Some insecticide, too.
Sweet stuff...
Sweet stuff? What?
It's read "danger".
It means it's not safe.
You drink it and you die.
You're so smart, honey!
You need to learn son.
Pour in more. Fill it up!
So long, Kwang-Tae!
What a long piss.
What's up?
Who left the refrigerator open?
Look, water's leaking!
What's this? Tea?
Man, it's lukewarm.
No sounds of movement.
He must have gone quietly.
Chung-Un, go in and check.
You go in.
Yes, Dae-Chul, you go in.
When did you make that tea?
Tea?
I saw blood in my shit.
Give me some food.
Go for his neck!
What! The son of a bitch!
Is he dead?
What a stupid mutt!
Go away! Go!
Just go away!
Run!
Damn dogs!
He can't be a real human being!
What are you doing?
Cover him!
What do we do with him?
Trash Disposal Forbidden
What a waste of size.
Good morning.
Hello?
Yes... The police station?
Kwang-Tae! How did this happen to you!?
How are we to live without you?
Don't laugh!
We could get caught. Practice again!
Kwang-Tae!
Kwang-Tae!
What happened to him?
Is he dead?
Calm down folks.
You're Won Kwang-Tae's family?
Yes!
Last night, in the park, he was...
In the park?
You guys are here?
Pretty damn traffic, ain't it?
What happened?
I know I was drunk.
Must have got a call from my pals
and gone out last night.
I can never remember anything
after getting drunk.
You didn't have to clean up my room like this
Wake me up for lunch.
What are we going to do? He can't be killed.
He's inhuman.
We'll die before he dies.
Just tell him to leave, Dad.
She's right.
Lets give up the money
and just go back to normal.
You want me out?
We think you should be independent now.
Are you messing with me?
Fuck!
Don't talk that way to your uncle.
Mo'fo!
You wanted me to live with you!
The hell I'll move.
It's comfortable here.
I'm staying here and that's it.
Now give me some food.
If that's how you want it, I have to move out.
I'll breed some goats
and live quietly in the country.
I should go right now, right?
Mister. Yes?
Give me some dumplings.
Dumplings, sir.
How much?
$3.
Hey, what's wrong?
Hey! Stop the car! Stop!
Is this Mr Won Kwang-Tae?
Kwang-Tae!
It's sad.
Dumplings can be dangerous.
How lucky are we,
I think even God is on our side
How about we take a break?
Take a break?
Yes, why don't we split the money
and go each plan our own vacation trip.
Baby, wanna go to another honeymoon trip?
Of course, honey!
OK, we have decided that for us!
How about you?
Me?
Another honeymoon trip sounds good to me,
but... are you capable, honey?
I think so...
Good, we all agreed.
I bet I am going to have fun
with that two sisters!
Yeah! Cheers! Let's celebrate our success.
Cheers!
So, you're in good health, right?
Yes, sir.
You're 19, right?
Yes, ma'am.
A good age!
Perfectly eligible and Grade 1, Dad!
What?
She means
you'll really be a 'most eligible bachelor'.
Please do not mind us
interfering your vacation with my daughters
but we are very happy that he have found you
Yeah!
Then let's just do it!